1 00:00:06,067 --> 00:00:08,609 ♪ It's Showtime tonight ♪ 2 00:00:08,693 --> 00:00:09,651 You want to fuck with me? 3 00:00:09,734 --> 00:00:11,192 I would love to fuck with you. 4 00:00:11,275 --> 00:00:13,526 [Blair] Previously on "Black Monday"... 5 00:00:13,609 --> 00:00:15,109 Who wants to come titty fuck Keith? 6 00:00:15,192 --> 00:00:17,317 - [vomits] - [screams] 7 00:00:17,401 --> 00:00:19,359 - Hey-- - Oh, ugh. 8 00:00:19,442 --> 00:00:20,776 [Larry] You think he's trying... 9 00:00:20,859 --> 00:00:21,984 [both] the Georgina play? 10 00:00:22,067 --> 00:00:24,150 [Mo] So once he marries that Georgina chick 11 00:00:24,234 --> 00:00:27,109 and we get those shares, we also get cracker rich. 12 00:00:27,192 --> 00:00:29,150 Give me the piece of the Jammer Group that I deserve. 13 00:00:29,234 --> 00:00:30,484 You want something from Mo? 14 00:00:30,567 --> 00:00:31,943 You're gonna have to fucking take it. 15 00:00:32,025 --> 00:00:33,317 Do you even want to get married? 16 00:00:33,401 --> 00:00:34,734 I'm really confused right now. 17 00:00:34,818 --> 00:00:36,901 Like I've been pressed into this shape. 18 00:00:36,984 --> 00:00:38,693 I've been playing you, kid. 19 00:00:38,776 --> 00:00:40,067 Fuck you. I'm gonna tell Tiff everything. 20 00:00:40,150 --> 00:00:41,859 I want in. 21 00:00:41,943 --> 00:00:44,025 My hubby likes chubby. [mimics crying] 22 00:00:44,109 --> 00:00:45,484 You're fired. 23 00:00:45,567 --> 00:00:47,317 Is what we're about to tell you. 24 00:00:47,401 --> 00:00:49,109 - Right, Dawn? - Sorry, Momo. 25 00:00:49,192 --> 00:00:51,651 The market's taking a huge shit right now. 26 00:00:51,734 --> 00:00:54,150 - [Mo] You shorted the market. - Well, that was Dawn's idea. 27 00:00:54,234 --> 00:00:56,317 Keith, you're the only one that never fucked me over. 28 00:00:56,401 --> 00:00:57,984 ♪ 29 00:00:58,067 --> 00:00:59,401 I'm sorry. 30 00:00:59,484 --> 00:01:01,901 This was all a Jammer Group plot to screw us. 31 00:01:01,984 --> 00:01:03,401 You thinking what I'm thinking? 32 00:01:03,484 --> 00:01:05,693 One of us should take a steamy shit in Mo's car? 33 00:01:05,776 --> 00:01:07,609 Now who's fucking around? 34 00:01:07,693 --> 00:01:11,359 [Rod] I'm here for my piece of the Georgina play. 35 00:01:11,442 --> 00:01:13,609 [screams] 36 00:01:15,234 --> 00:01:16,984 Let's celebrate, partner. [laughs] 37 00:01:17,067 --> 00:01:18,693 [Mo] Dawn, how could you do this? 38 00:01:18,776 --> 00:01:20,359 [Dawn] If I were a man, they'd just call it business. 39 00:01:20,442 --> 00:01:23,109 I'm sorry, Mo, but it's my time. 40 00:01:28,275 --> 00:01:31,025 ♪ relaxed music ♪ 41 00:01:31,109 --> 00:01:34,025 ♪ 42 00:01:34,109 --> 00:01:37,317 [overlapping shouting] 43 00:01:55,901 --> 00:01:58,901 Hey, quit daydreaming. The bosses want to see you. 44 00:01:58,984 --> 00:02:01,067 Actually, I was day wet dreaming. 45 00:02:01,150 --> 00:02:03,109 I'm busy, so can we just pretend that I did 46 00:02:03,192 --> 00:02:05,526 a series of nonthreatening, girlish giggles? 47 00:02:05,609 --> 00:02:08,984 - Uh-huh. - [Larry] Mo, oh, Mo. 48 00:02:09,067 --> 00:02:12,109 [laughs] What it is, my man? 49 00:02:12,192 --> 00:02:13,609 What can I do for you bosses? 50 00:02:13,693 --> 00:02:15,526 Buy 20,000 June Coffee Calls. 51 00:02:15,609 --> 00:02:17,693 We're going long like John Silver's 52 00:02:17,776 --> 00:02:20,442 premium seafood eatery. [laughs] 53 00:02:20,526 --> 00:02:21,818 All due respect, 54 00:02:21,901 --> 00:02:23,609 I'm not sure that's the smart play right now. 55 00:02:23,693 --> 00:02:25,818 All Jew respect, I got a room full of them 56 00:02:25,901 --> 00:02:27,734 that would fundamentally disagree with you. 57 00:02:27,818 --> 00:02:30,025 I'm just saying that a lot of these dudes were in 'Nam. 58 00:02:30,109 --> 00:02:31,693 They're saying there's a lot of coffee farms 59 00:02:31,776 --> 00:02:34,025 that are popping up all over the Lam Dongs, so... 60 00:02:34,109 --> 00:02:35,651 That explains the uptick in the bores. 61 00:02:35,734 --> 00:02:37,609 I mean, the French are always a step ahead 62 00:02:37,693 --> 00:02:38,901 in Asian commodities. 63 00:02:38,984 --> 00:02:40,734 - We should go short. - We should go short. 64 00:02:40,818 --> 00:02:43,109 Hmm. I do trust Dawn with coffee. 65 00:02:43,192 --> 00:02:44,984 - Yeah. - Nobody makes a better cup. 66 00:02:45,067 --> 00:02:46,984 - [laughs] - Her nickname is Hot Coffee. 67 00:02:47,067 --> 00:02:49,776 Nailed it. Hot Coffee, that's who she is. 68 00:02:49,859 --> 00:02:52,401 No, in fact, go make me a hot coffee, okay? 69 00:02:52,484 --> 00:02:55,943 With two Sweet'N Lows and zero trading advice ever. 70 00:02:56,025 --> 00:02:57,526 Mr. Leighman, she's right, though. 71 00:02:57,609 --> 00:02:59,234 - I mean-- - [Larry] Fuck, Mo. 72 00:02:59,317 --> 00:03:01,693 You're a brother, but you're not a Leighman brother, okay? 73 00:03:01,776 --> 00:03:05,526 So just place the order, or I will hire somebody who will. 74 00:03:05,609 --> 00:03:06,818 Yeah, I understand. 75 00:03:08,901 --> 00:03:11,234 Hey, Dawn. You okay? 76 00:03:11,317 --> 00:03:13,484 Yeah, no. Thank you. 77 00:03:13,567 --> 00:03:15,317 Oh. Fuck them, right? 78 00:03:15,401 --> 00:03:17,192 It's not our money. [scoffs] 79 00:03:17,275 --> 00:03:19,734 Hey, let me ask you something. You think they're... 80 00:03:22,150 --> 00:03:23,984 I don't know. Maybe. 81 00:03:24,067 --> 00:03:25,526 You know, the quiet one? 82 00:03:25,609 --> 00:03:28,442 He makes me tie his bowtie while he sucks his thumb. 83 00:03:28,526 --> 00:03:29,818 - While he what? - I know. 84 00:03:29,901 --> 00:03:32,317 He's got some weird mammy fetish. 85 00:03:34,150 --> 00:03:36,651 I have an MBA. 86 00:03:36,734 --> 00:03:38,943 Which does not stand for "majestic black ass," 87 00:03:39,025 --> 00:03:40,442 despite what the loud one says. 88 00:03:40,526 --> 00:03:42,859 I don't know. Let me see. 89 00:03:42,943 --> 00:03:43,859 It's not bad. 90 00:03:43,943 --> 00:03:45,693 [both laugh] 91 00:03:45,776 --> 00:03:47,984 Hey, well, let me tell you something. 92 00:03:48,067 --> 00:03:49,567 I'm out of here. 93 00:03:49,651 --> 00:03:51,192 - I'm gonna start my own shop. - Really? 94 00:03:51,275 --> 00:03:53,359 Got a backer. He's gonna stake me. 95 00:03:53,442 --> 00:03:55,234 Wow. 96 00:03:55,317 --> 00:03:58,109 Now, if there was just some way I could get my hands 97 00:03:58,192 --> 00:04:00,859 on that Leighman Brothers' rolodex. 98 00:04:00,943 --> 00:04:03,609 You mean if you could get my hands on their Rolodex? 99 00:04:03,693 --> 00:04:05,526 Well, you do have prettier hands. 100 00:04:05,609 --> 00:04:07,109 And feet. 101 00:04:07,192 --> 00:04:09,025 Come on. What do you say, D? 102 00:04:09,109 --> 00:04:10,818 Hey, hey. Hot coffee. 103 00:04:10,901 --> 00:04:11,526 Want some cream? 104 00:04:11,609 --> 00:04:14,317 ♪ slow tempo music ♪ 105 00:04:14,401 --> 00:04:16,484 ♪ 106 00:04:16,567 --> 00:04:19,901 [sniffs and groans] Whoo. 107 00:04:19,984 --> 00:04:22,776 This is for my homies in the mother[bleep] ghetto. 108 00:04:22,859 --> 00:04:27,192 Maurice "Mo" Monroe, AKA "Roland Madison," 109 00:04:27,275 --> 00:04:30,192 AKA "The Black, Black Monday Murderer," 110 00:04:30,275 --> 00:04:32,818 AKA the "Downtown Defenestrator," 111 00:04:32,901 --> 00:04:34,651 is wanted not only for 112 00:04:34,734 --> 00:04:38,150 the global financial terrorist attack known as "Black Monday" 113 00:04:38,234 --> 00:04:40,651 but for a shocking double homicide. 114 00:04:40,734 --> 00:04:41,901 [screams] 115 00:04:41,984 --> 00:04:43,192 - [host] Rod Jaminski... - [crash] 116 00:04:43,275 --> 00:04:44,818 Plummeted to his death, 117 00:04:44,901 --> 00:04:48,442 ironically landing on Monroe's own stretch Lamborghini, 118 00:04:48,526 --> 00:04:51,109 and killing one of the Leighman Brothers in the process. 119 00:04:51,192 --> 00:04:52,275 [distorted voice] I don't know what happened. 120 00:04:52,359 --> 00:04:53,901 Mo just went crazy. 121 00:04:53,984 --> 00:04:56,025 [host] Was it the embarrassment that his protégé, 122 00:04:56,109 --> 00:04:58,484 Blair Pfaff, had outsmarted him, 123 00:04:58,567 --> 00:05:00,567 making a fortune off him in the process? 124 00:05:00,651 --> 00:05:02,943 Face it--there's a new Blairiff in town. 125 00:05:03,025 --> 00:05:05,818 [host] Or maybe it was the betrayal of his best friend, 126 00:05:05,901 --> 00:05:07,401 Keith Shankar. 127 00:05:07,484 --> 00:05:10,484 Or maybe it was a broken heart after his fling 128 00:05:10,567 --> 00:05:13,025 with office tart Dawn Darcy. 129 00:05:13,109 --> 00:05:15,526 I'm just an innocent secretary delivering Danish. 130 00:05:15,609 --> 00:05:19,150 [host] Whatever it was on that chilly October afternoon 131 00:05:19,234 --> 00:05:21,401 Mo Monroe just snapped. 132 00:05:21,484 --> 00:05:24,192 - [laughter] - [screams] 133 00:05:24,275 --> 00:05:26,526 Somebody save me. 134 00:05:26,609 --> 00:05:28,150 [distorted voice] Thank God for that Blair guy. 135 00:05:28,234 --> 00:05:29,776 He's a real hero. 136 00:05:29,859 --> 00:05:33,025 He tried to save Jammer too, but it was too late. 137 00:05:33,109 --> 00:05:34,943 He was Countach meat. 138 00:05:35,025 --> 00:05:37,609 [host] Lamborghini Countach meat indeed. 139 00:05:37,693 --> 00:05:38,984 ♪ dramatic music ♪ 140 00:05:39,067 --> 00:05:41,901 We need your help to find this thug. 141 00:05:41,984 --> 00:05:44,442 But make no mistake. This man is dangerous. 142 00:05:44,526 --> 00:05:47,067 If you see him, do not attempt to apprehend him. 143 00:05:47,150 --> 00:05:50,526 But call our hotline, 1-800-1-WANTED. 144 00:05:50,609 --> 00:05:52,693 [crying] 145 00:05:52,776 --> 00:05:54,150 Operators are stand-- 146 00:06:00,150 --> 00:06:01,984 [laughs] What? 147 00:06:03,359 --> 00:06:04,859 Y'all expected me to be mad 148 00:06:04,943 --> 00:06:07,150 because they portrayed me as some dumbass secretary 149 00:06:07,234 --> 00:06:10,818 despite the fact that "Black Monday" was my fucking idea? 150 00:06:10,901 --> 00:06:13,567 Not the name, of course. Shit's racist. 151 00:06:13,651 --> 00:06:16,275 I mean, if they tried to play a man like that... 152 00:06:16,359 --> 00:06:17,776 [scoffs] 153 00:06:17,859 --> 00:06:20,150 Oh, shit, if they tried to play Mo like that, 154 00:06:20,234 --> 00:06:22,317 he'd blow a gasket and a rail. 155 00:06:22,401 --> 00:06:25,693 Sweep everything off this table, fire all of y'all, 156 00:06:25,776 --> 00:06:27,984 and then he'd call that hotline himself 157 00:06:28,067 --> 00:06:30,359 just to confess so his dumb ass would get all the credit. 158 00:06:30,442 --> 00:06:33,859 - But I'm not Mo. - [coworker] That's right. 159 00:06:33,943 --> 00:06:36,442 - And I'm not a man. - [coworker] Yep. 160 00:06:36,526 --> 00:06:39,192 I am a professional... 161 00:06:39,275 --> 00:06:40,359 bitch. 162 00:06:40,442 --> 00:06:43,526 [all cheering] 163 00:06:44,776 --> 00:06:48,484 Ladies, the world is finally changing. 164 00:06:48,567 --> 00:06:49,609 Look at this place. 165 00:06:49,693 --> 00:06:51,401 We've shattered the glass ceiling. 166 00:06:51,484 --> 00:06:54,526 Who cares if it takes a minute for the men to recognize us? 167 00:06:54,609 --> 00:06:58,484 The arc of the moral universe is long. 168 00:06:58,567 --> 00:07:00,609 But it bends toward justice. 169 00:07:00,693 --> 00:07:03,776 - [coworker] Say it. - Martin Luther Queen. 170 00:07:03,859 --> 00:07:05,901 Did they put Keith in khakis just so the piss would read? 171 00:07:05,984 --> 00:07:07,943 I don't know. Not now, Karen. 172 00:07:08,025 --> 00:07:11,901 'Cause the last time I checked, we're not in the ego business. 173 00:07:11,984 --> 00:07:13,734 We're in the getting paid business. 174 00:07:13,818 --> 00:07:15,150 - That's right! - [cheering] 175 00:07:15,234 --> 00:07:16,984 And the getting laid business. 176 00:07:17,067 --> 00:07:19,275 And business is sex. 177 00:07:19,359 --> 00:07:20,734 [both laugh] 178 00:07:20,818 --> 00:07:22,693 - Word. - Nice, dude. 179 00:07:22,776 --> 00:07:25,984 Getting mad, getting even... 180 00:07:26,067 --> 00:07:27,025 You were-- you were talking. 181 00:07:27,109 --> 00:07:28,693 That shit, it's a waste of time. 182 00:07:28,776 --> 00:07:31,901 And the point is, our time is now. 183 00:07:31,984 --> 00:07:33,984 - [coworker] Yeah. - And I have the perfect plan 184 00:07:34,067 --> 00:07:35,859 to take advantage. 185 00:07:35,943 --> 00:07:38,818 Amerisavings & Loan. 186 00:07:38,901 --> 00:07:41,275 This is it, y'all. This is my next big idea. 187 00:07:41,359 --> 00:07:45,317 We are about to become an institution by buying one. 188 00:07:45,401 --> 00:07:46,275 [cheers and applause] 189 00:07:46,359 --> 00:07:47,359 So what? 190 00:07:47,442 --> 00:07:49,442 "America's Most Unsolved Crimes" 191 00:07:49,526 --> 00:07:51,609 thinks that Blair is the mastermind instead of me. 192 00:07:51,693 --> 00:07:52,943 He's my partner. 193 00:07:53,025 --> 00:07:54,818 I'm not gonna fuck up our shit over that. 194 00:07:54,901 --> 00:07:56,567 Or this. 195 00:07:56,651 --> 00:07:58,317 - Or this. - [coworker] That's right. 196 00:07:58,401 --> 00:08:00,359 - [groans] - Or this wack, 197 00:08:00,442 --> 00:08:02,609 dumb shit right here. 198 00:08:02,693 --> 00:08:04,275 - That ain't right. - What is "Jet"? 199 00:08:04,359 --> 00:08:07,275 Fuck these bitch-ass, niche-ass periodicals. 200 00:08:07,359 --> 00:08:09,943 [Joyce] Okay. But what Dawn's not telling y'all, 201 00:08:10,025 --> 00:08:11,317 'cause she too humble, is that she is about to 202 00:08:11,401 --> 00:08:13,025 get her props. 203 00:08:13,109 --> 00:08:15,067 "The Wall Street Journal." That's right. 204 00:08:15,150 --> 00:08:18,275 The old gray lady's husband, the old white man, 205 00:08:18,359 --> 00:08:20,693 is running a huge profile on our girl tonight. 206 00:08:20,776 --> 00:08:23,442 [cheers and applause] 207 00:08:23,526 --> 00:08:25,609 Wow, thank you, but the only pats on the ass 208 00:08:25,693 --> 00:08:27,109 I need are from y'all. 209 00:08:27,192 --> 00:08:29,109 And it's a good thing I got all this ass to spank. 210 00:08:29,192 --> 00:08:30,442 - [laughter] - Whoo. 211 00:08:30,526 --> 00:08:32,651 'Cause we are about to get rich as fuck 212 00:08:32,734 --> 00:08:34,609 - buying this bank. - Yeah! 213 00:08:34,693 --> 00:08:36,234 [Dawn] So stop everything 214 00:08:36,317 --> 00:08:39,818 and start acquiring every open share of Amerisavings & Loan. 215 00:08:39,901 --> 00:08:42,317 Shit. It's impossible, Boss. 216 00:08:42,401 --> 00:08:43,859 Leighman brothers own a huge chunk. 217 00:08:43,943 --> 00:08:46,317 - Did you say impossible? - Yeah. 218 00:08:46,401 --> 00:08:48,984 I am a black woman with my own trading firm 219 00:08:49,067 --> 00:08:51,818 on Wall Street in 1988. 220 00:08:51,901 --> 00:08:53,734 I might as well have just stepped out 221 00:08:53,818 --> 00:08:57,484 of the motherfucking DeLorean from the motherfucking future. 222 00:08:57,567 --> 00:09:01,150 Impossible can suck my dick. 223 00:09:01,234 --> 00:09:03,150 [cheers and applause] 224 00:09:03,234 --> 00:09:05,734 ♪ upbeat music ♪ 225 00:09:05,818 --> 00:09:09,317 ♪ 226 00:09:09,401 --> 00:09:11,609 Who's the Whiz Kid of Wall Street? 227 00:09:11,693 --> 00:09:15,192 Or according to "Playgirl," "The Jizz Kid"? 228 00:09:15,275 --> 00:09:18,859 Who's got the biggest brains and, coming soon, 229 00:09:18,943 --> 00:09:20,401 the biggest muscles? 230 00:09:22,317 --> 00:09:23,818 You do, hunk. 231 00:09:23,901 --> 00:09:26,693 You bet your tight little bottom you do. 232 00:09:26,776 --> 00:09:27,901 Shall we, darling? 233 00:09:27,984 --> 00:09:28,943 ♪ Jet ♪ 234 00:09:29,025 --> 00:09:31,526 ♪ 235 00:09:31,609 --> 00:09:33,567 ♪ Jet ♪ 236 00:09:33,651 --> 00:09:34,526 [reporter] Hey, over here! 237 00:09:34,609 --> 00:09:36,901 - Hello. - Hello. 238 00:09:36,984 --> 00:09:40,401 ♪ I can almost remember their funny faces ♪ 239 00:09:40,484 --> 00:09:42,526 - Leslie! - Hey, Paul. 240 00:09:42,609 --> 00:09:44,025 ♪ The time you told them ♪ 241 00:09:44,109 --> 00:09:47,317 ♪ That you were going to be marrying soon ♪ 242 00:09:47,401 --> 00:09:49,401 ♪ 243 00:09:49,484 --> 00:09:52,067 Well, if it isn't the Whiz Kid. 244 00:09:52,150 --> 00:09:53,859 What brings you lovebirds to Washington? 245 00:09:53,943 --> 00:09:55,693 Governor Putnam, it's wonderful to meet you. 246 00:09:55,776 --> 00:09:57,025 We're here for Nancy. 247 00:09:57,109 --> 00:09:58,734 We couldn't just say no to a chance to celebrate 248 00:09:58,818 --> 00:10:00,359 with the great bouffanted one. 249 00:10:00,442 --> 00:10:03,234 Ironic Nancy's partying with a bunch of Washington aides 250 00:10:03,317 --> 00:10:05,901 after spending so long ignoring AIDS. 251 00:10:05,984 --> 00:10:07,484 Cut the shit, Pfaff. 252 00:10:07,567 --> 00:10:09,067 I know you're here for a reason. 253 00:10:09,150 --> 00:10:12,693 This party is a lobbyist's dream, and my cash machine. 254 00:10:12,776 --> 00:10:15,234 Yeah, that blowhard's angling to get the FDA 255 00:10:15,317 --> 00:10:17,442 to call breakfast the most important meal of the day 256 00:10:17,526 --> 00:10:19,984 just so they can sell a lot more Cookie Crisp. 257 00:10:20,067 --> 00:10:21,567 A private prison lobbyist is pushing something called 258 00:10:21,651 --> 00:10:22,693 a "three strikes" rule. 259 00:10:22,776 --> 00:10:24,359 Three strikes, like in the game... 260 00:10:24,442 --> 00:10:25,818 [both] Baseball. 261 00:10:25,901 --> 00:10:27,275 Yes, except in this case, it's three strikes 262 00:10:27,359 --> 00:10:29,651 and you're in jail for the rest of your days. 263 00:10:29,734 --> 00:10:30,943 - [laughs] - And the Dairy Council's 264 00:10:31,025 --> 00:10:32,734 still trying to get people to say cheese 265 00:10:32,818 --> 00:10:34,150 while taking pictures. 266 00:10:34,234 --> 00:10:35,943 It seems the flash creates a sense memory. 267 00:10:36,025 --> 00:10:37,275 Psshhh. Good luck with that. 268 00:10:37,359 --> 00:10:38,693 No, no, no, no. You'd be surprised 269 00:10:38,776 --> 00:10:41,734 how many common phrases come from lobbyists. 270 00:10:41,818 --> 00:10:43,567 "Cool as a cucumber." The Gourd Lobby. 271 00:10:43,651 --> 00:10:45,025 Now those guys, they had a lot of hits. 272 00:10:45,109 --> 00:10:46,442 - "I'm in a pickle"? - Yeah. 273 00:10:46,526 --> 00:10:47,609 - "Nice melons"? - Mm-hmm. 274 00:10:47,693 --> 00:10:49,109 "Squash that beef"? 275 00:10:49,192 --> 00:10:51,150 That one was actually a collaboration with big meat. 276 00:10:51,234 --> 00:10:52,943 - Oh. - If you listen closely, 277 00:10:53,025 --> 00:10:56,192 you can detect who's in whose pocket by the phrases they use. 278 00:10:56,275 --> 00:10:58,109 - Happy hunting. - NRA? 279 00:10:58,192 --> 00:11:00,442 Whatever helps me help our great state of New York. 280 00:11:00,526 --> 00:11:03,609 ♪ Jet, whoo, whoo, whoo ♪ 281 00:11:03,693 --> 00:11:07,067 ♪ Ah, Mater ♪ 282 00:11:07,150 --> 00:11:10,943 ♪ Much later ♪ 283 00:11:11,025 --> 00:11:13,609 [laughter, chatter] 284 00:11:13,693 --> 00:11:15,526 - Oh. - Blblblblb. 285 00:11:15,609 --> 00:11:16,693 [both laugh] 286 00:11:18,693 --> 00:11:20,234 [receptionist] Leighman Brothers--please hold. 287 00:11:20,317 --> 00:11:21,901 [phone ringing] 288 00:11:21,984 --> 00:11:23,734 Leighman Brothers. Please hold. 289 00:11:23,818 --> 00:11:26,025 [orchestral music over speakers] 290 00:11:26,109 --> 00:11:27,818 Leighman Brothers. Please hold. 291 00:11:27,901 --> 00:11:29,317 ♪ mischievous music ♪ 292 00:11:29,401 --> 00:11:32,484 - Try to turn it the other way. - Mm-hmm, I am. 293 00:11:32,567 --> 00:11:33,984 Let me try this baby right here. 294 00:11:34,067 --> 00:11:35,526 - [exhales] - Diners Club? 295 00:11:35,609 --> 00:11:37,734 That's like the food stamp of credit cards. 296 00:11:37,818 --> 00:11:39,651 [both laugh] 297 00:11:39,734 --> 00:11:41,651 Let's try this. 298 00:11:41,734 --> 00:11:42,984 Are you kidding me? You got keys? 299 00:11:43,067 --> 00:11:44,359 Why didn't you do that in the first place? 300 00:11:44,442 --> 00:11:46,234 It's supposed to look like a break-in, right? 301 00:11:47,734 --> 00:11:50,859 [Mo] Wow, bingo. Leaves his fucking Rolodex. 302 00:11:50,943 --> 00:11:52,984 Okay, okay. Wait. 303 00:11:53,067 --> 00:11:54,359 - Wait, wait, wait. - What? 304 00:11:54,442 --> 00:11:56,025 We got to make it look like a break-in. 305 00:11:56,109 --> 00:11:57,859 - Well, break some shit. - [huffs] 306 00:11:57,943 --> 00:11:59,109 Okay. All right. 307 00:11:59,192 --> 00:12:00,901 - Yeah? - Okay. 308 00:12:01,984 --> 00:12:03,442 [both laugh] 309 00:12:03,526 --> 00:12:04,567 Hold up. Wait a minute. 310 00:12:04,651 --> 00:12:05,901 I want to break something. 311 00:12:05,984 --> 00:12:07,192 Ah... 312 00:12:07,275 --> 00:12:09,275 - [Mo laughs] - Oh, oh. 313 00:12:10,943 --> 00:12:13,567 Oh, God. [laughing] 314 00:12:13,651 --> 00:12:15,234 ♪ We're breaking shit ♪ 315 00:12:15,317 --> 00:12:16,359 [both] ♪ We're breaking shit ♪ 316 00:12:16,442 --> 00:12:19,275 [continue singing] 317 00:12:21,401 --> 00:12:23,984 Yo, should we do something? 318 00:12:24,067 --> 00:12:26,526 [snickering] 319 00:12:26,609 --> 00:12:28,526 [laughing] 320 00:12:32,275 --> 00:12:35,192 [clears throat] New England clam chowder, 321 00:12:35,275 --> 00:12:38,651 Manhattan clam chowder, or mixie dixie, sir? 322 00:12:38,734 --> 00:12:40,275 Manhattan for me, and, um... 323 00:12:42,275 --> 00:12:43,734 Mixie dixie for Lenny. 324 00:13:03,859 --> 00:13:05,234 [Larry] Thank you for being so patient, Dawn, 325 00:13:05,317 --> 00:13:07,401 and not kicking down our doors. 326 00:13:07,484 --> 00:13:08,567 You know how many of those 327 00:13:08,651 --> 00:13:09,609 Mo has destroyed over the years? 328 00:13:09,693 --> 00:13:11,067 - Hmm? - Brazilian rosewood 329 00:13:11,150 --> 00:13:13,275 doesn't grow on trees. 330 00:13:13,359 --> 00:13:15,067 Righ...tah. 331 00:13:15,150 --> 00:13:18,943 Uh, hey, um... [inhales] 332 00:13:19,025 --> 00:13:21,109 about Lenny, I've been meaning to say... 333 00:13:22,984 --> 00:13:25,109 Something. 334 00:13:25,192 --> 00:13:27,109 Well, thank you, Dawn. That means a lot. 335 00:13:27,192 --> 00:13:28,526 What could I do you for? 336 00:13:28,609 --> 00:13:30,859 I need your chunk of "Amerisavings & Loan." 337 00:13:30,943 --> 00:13:33,150 I'll bid 10% above ask. 338 00:13:33,234 --> 00:13:34,567 - 10%? - Yes. 339 00:13:34,651 --> 00:13:36,317 I'd love to do you one better. 340 00:13:36,401 --> 00:13:39,234 I'd love to give you our block of Amerisavings 341 00:13:39,317 --> 00:13:42,401 and partner with you on whatever you're cooking up. 342 00:13:42,484 --> 00:13:44,192 That's amazing. I would love to-- 343 00:13:44,275 --> 00:13:45,776 Unfortunately, I doubt my poor brother 344 00:13:45,859 --> 00:13:47,150 would love any of that. 345 00:13:47,234 --> 00:13:49,943 I have to imagine the combo 346 00:13:50,025 --> 00:13:51,943 of being screwed to high hell by the Jammer Group 347 00:13:52,025 --> 00:13:54,901 on Black Monday, along with his untimely crushing, 348 00:13:54,984 --> 00:13:56,776 left a bad taste in his mouth. 349 00:13:56,859 --> 00:13:58,776 The taste of Corinthian leather. 350 00:13:58,859 --> 00:14:01,943 And polished chrome and l-- liver. 351 00:14:02,025 --> 00:14:04,442 [whimpers] His own. 352 00:14:04,526 --> 00:14:07,651 That was all Mo. And Mo is not with us anymore. 353 00:14:07,734 --> 00:14:09,484 We're not even called the Jammer Group anymore. 354 00:14:09,567 --> 00:14:12,651 - We are the TBD Group. - Well, great. 355 00:14:12,734 --> 00:14:14,984 Send me a prospectus to wipe my ass with 356 00:14:15,067 --> 00:14:16,401 when you come up with a name. 357 00:14:16,484 --> 00:14:18,984 No. The TBD Group is our name. 358 00:14:19,067 --> 00:14:20,901 The Blair Dawn Group. 359 00:14:20,984 --> 00:14:23,109 Oh, wait. I just got that. 360 00:14:23,192 --> 00:14:25,734 Also, wouldn't that make it "The The Blair Dawn Group"? 361 00:14:25,818 --> 00:14:26,901 Yes, it would. 362 00:14:26,984 --> 00:14:28,234 Well, the name may have changed, 363 00:14:28,317 --> 00:14:30,984 but the SEC still lists Mo as a shareholder. 364 00:14:31,067 --> 00:14:32,859 [laughs] He's on the run, Lare. 365 00:14:32,943 --> 00:14:35,109 I mean, the guy's not exactly hopping on conference calls. 366 00:14:35,192 --> 00:14:37,567 No one knows where he is, and no one cares. 367 00:14:37,651 --> 00:14:39,567 - He's gone forever-- - That is what that prick 368 00:14:39,651 --> 00:14:41,693 wants you to think, Dawn, okay? 369 00:14:41,776 --> 00:14:46,484 That cocksucker has been hoodwinking us since 1978. 370 00:14:46,567 --> 00:14:50,192 Do you honestly think that he is not out there right now 371 00:14:50,275 --> 00:14:51,901 plotting his revenge? 372 00:14:51,984 --> 00:14:53,442 I don't think of him at all. 373 00:14:53,526 --> 00:14:55,776 Sweetheart, until Mo is behind bars, 374 00:14:55,859 --> 00:14:57,442 we will not... [voice breaks] 375 00:14:57,526 --> 00:15:00,859 I-I-I will never do business with your company. 376 00:15:00,943 --> 00:15:02,484 - Yeah. - But when Mo finally 377 00:15:02,567 --> 00:15:04,567 gets what's coming to him, 378 00:15:04,651 --> 00:15:05,984 give me a call. 379 00:15:06,067 --> 00:15:07,693 'Cause I would love to work with you. 380 00:15:07,776 --> 00:15:09,234 [sniffles] 381 00:15:09,317 --> 00:15:12,734 That Blair's a real whiz. Have you seen this? 382 00:15:13,526 --> 00:15:15,109 Wait. You read "Jet"? 383 00:15:15,192 --> 00:15:17,275 Well, I thought it was about jets. 384 00:15:18,943 --> 00:15:20,401 But that's "Jets." 385 00:15:20,484 --> 00:15:21,859 Yeah. 386 00:15:21,943 --> 00:15:24,984 [piano music] 387 00:15:25,067 --> 00:15:27,901 [Blair] There he is. My final victim. 388 00:15:27,984 --> 00:15:30,192 Congressman Roger Harris, the minority whip. 389 00:15:30,275 --> 00:15:31,734 That always sounds racist. 390 00:15:31,818 --> 00:15:34,067 [Blair] We get him, we get all the votes we need 391 00:15:34,150 --> 00:15:36,109 to deregulate the banks. 392 00:15:36,192 --> 00:15:39,484 All right. You got this, you little bitch. 393 00:15:39,567 --> 00:15:41,567 Just unslump your shoulders, try not to get all blinky. 394 00:15:41,651 --> 00:15:43,609 Keep your mouth shut. You're prone to gleeking. 395 00:15:43,693 --> 00:15:45,025 And whatever you do, don't do that thing-- 396 00:15:45,109 --> 00:15:46,734 Hey, I told you-- 397 00:15:46,818 --> 00:15:48,651 No more domestic abuse disguised as pump-me-ups. 398 00:15:48,734 --> 00:15:50,025 You don't tell me what to do anymore. 399 00:15:50,109 --> 00:15:52,609 - Do you remember our deal? - You're right. 400 00:15:52,693 --> 00:15:54,984 I-I know I'm... I'm just a gorgeous beard. 401 00:15:55,067 --> 00:15:57,442 Exactly, so just smile and play your part. 402 00:15:57,526 --> 00:15:59,442 You did get one thing right, though. 403 00:15:59,526 --> 00:16:01,150 I fucking got this. 404 00:16:04,484 --> 00:16:06,943 Rog! Bubby. 405 00:16:07,025 --> 00:16:10,109 It's me, your brother from a bunch of magazine covers. 406 00:16:10,192 --> 00:16:12,192 The Whiz of Wall Street himself, Blair Pfaff. 407 00:16:12,275 --> 00:16:13,984 [laughs] Riddle me this. 408 00:16:14,067 --> 00:16:15,776 What comes after C regulation, 409 00:16:15,859 --> 00:16:17,567 but before E regulation? 410 00:16:17,651 --> 00:16:19,442 - That's right. - Deregulation. 411 00:16:19,526 --> 00:16:21,192 [both laugh] 412 00:16:21,275 --> 00:16:23,275 Specifically, bank deregulation. 413 00:16:23,359 --> 00:16:25,234 Not to be confused with bank de big bucks, 414 00:16:25,317 --> 00:16:26,651 which is what you're gonna be doing 415 00:16:26,734 --> 00:16:28,234 if you pledge your undying support to me. 416 00:16:28,317 --> 00:16:29,734 [chuckles] Let me guess. 417 00:16:29,818 --> 00:16:31,317 You want to rewrite U.S. law 418 00:16:31,401 --> 00:16:34,150 so you and your Wall Street cronies can buy up retail banks 419 00:16:34,234 --> 00:16:37,442 and use the savings of honest, God-fearing Americans 420 00:16:37,526 --> 00:16:38,943 to gamble on the stock market. 421 00:16:39,025 --> 00:16:42,609 My man! Yeah, do we have a deal? 422 00:16:42,693 --> 00:16:44,442 I'm the chair of the House Ethics Committee. 423 00:16:44,526 --> 00:16:46,025 I started the Family Values Caucus, 424 00:16:46,109 --> 00:16:47,859 I coined the phrase, "Moral Majority." 425 00:16:47,943 --> 00:16:50,025 I invented the parental advisory stickers 426 00:16:50,109 --> 00:16:51,067 that protect kids from rap. 427 00:16:51,150 --> 00:16:52,567 - Fun. - My father-in-law 428 00:16:52,651 --> 00:16:54,192 is Neil Swafford, 429 00:16:54,275 --> 00:16:56,317 televangelist of the year, four years running. 430 00:16:56,401 --> 00:16:58,317 Four straight Vangees. Wow. 431 00:16:58,401 --> 00:17:00,693 Now, can't you see that I'm not at work? 432 00:17:00,776 --> 00:17:02,025 I don't come to where you're not working 433 00:17:02,109 --> 00:17:03,526 and try to turn that into your office 434 00:17:03,609 --> 00:17:05,693 so I can tell you how to do your job, now do I? 435 00:17:05,776 --> 00:17:08,317 If you'll excuse me. Mrs. Pfaff. 436 00:17:09,901 --> 00:17:11,526 Ooh. 437 00:17:11,609 --> 00:17:12,734 Say cheese. 438 00:17:14,734 --> 00:17:16,317 [Yassir] My man, is it me, 439 00:17:16,401 --> 00:17:20,484 or is an all-female workplace extremely hostile? 440 00:17:20,567 --> 00:17:22,818 I was thinking the same thing, my man. 441 00:17:22,901 --> 00:17:24,859 This place is a literal prison. 442 00:17:26,567 --> 00:17:28,442 Disgusting. 443 00:17:29,150 --> 00:17:30,859 And look at this female propaganda. 444 00:17:30,943 --> 00:17:32,567 We should have 10% off clothes. 445 00:17:32,651 --> 00:17:34,609 And I hope you're not mad, but I'm having Pam pick up 446 00:17:34,693 --> 00:17:37,693 a couple copies of your journal profile for all the girls 447 00:17:37,776 --> 00:17:39,859 so that we can toast you. 448 00:17:39,943 --> 00:17:41,943 Yeah, uh...it's fine. 449 00:17:42,025 --> 00:17:43,693 As long as we pull off this bank play, 450 00:17:43,776 --> 00:17:45,818 I don't give a shit about the press. 451 00:17:45,901 --> 00:17:47,234 [scoffs] Well that's good, 452 00:17:47,317 --> 00:17:48,859 'cause have you seen Blair's "Hot Jets" cover? 453 00:17:48,943 --> 00:17:51,025 Hot? He looked bloated to me. 454 00:17:51,109 --> 00:17:52,818 No. "Hot Jets." 455 00:17:52,901 --> 00:17:54,609 The spa industry's trade journal. 456 00:17:54,693 --> 00:17:56,317 I'm in the market for a koozie. 457 00:17:56,401 --> 00:17:58,901 - That guy is everywhere. - I know, good for him. 458 00:17:58,984 --> 00:18:01,109 Speak of the devil, which is against my religion, 459 00:18:01,192 --> 00:18:02,693 he has been on hold for... 460 00:18:02,776 --> 00:18:04,025 15 minutes? 461 00:18:04,109 --> 00:18:05,901 Are you kidding with that hold time? 462 00:18:05,984 --> 00:18:07,651 My mobile only gets 20 minutes of talk 463 00:18:07,734 --> 00:18:09,526 before I have to charge it for two days. 464 00:18:09,609 --> 00:18:10,526 Is everything okay over there? 465 00:18:10,609 --> 00:18:11,693 Uh...duh. 466 00:18:11,776 --> 00:18:13,109 I just met with the Leighman brother 467 00:18:13,192 --> 00:18:14,693 about his chunk of Amerisavings. 468 00:18:14,776 --> 00:18:16,025 We're good. 469 00:18:16,109 --> 00:18:17,776 Hey, unrelated, 470 00:18:17,859 --> 00:18:20,067 if you had to, like, totally disappear, 471 00:18:20,150 --> 00:18:22,693 where would you go to get away from it all? 472 00:18:22,776 --> 00:18:24,234 Aruba. 473 00:18:24,317 --> 00:18:25,484 Jamaica. 474 00:18:25,567 --> 00:18:27,693 Bermuda, Bahamas, Key Largo, Montego. 475 00:18:27,776 --> 00:18:29,234 [laughs] 476 00:18:29,317 --> 00:18:31,234 Dawn, you gotta stop looking over your shoulder 477 00:18:31,317 --> 00:18:33,734 and worrying about Mo. 478 00:18:33,818 --> 00:18:35,150 We wiped him off the board. 479 00:18:35,234 --> 00:18:37,234 That's why I went on "America's Most Unsolved Crimes," 480 00:18:37,317 --> 00:18:38,859 is to make sure all the blame stuck to him. 481 00:18:38,943 --> 00:18:40,818 And all the pastry stuck to me? 482 00:18:40,901 --> 00:18:43,234 I told you I had zero creative control. 483 00:18:43,317 --> 00:18:44,901 - [scoffs] Ohh! - I mean, yes, I was on set 484 00:18:44,984 --> 00:18:46,442 and I sat in on casting, 485 00:18:46,526 --> 00:18:48,025 and I did pitch that "new Blairiff in town" line, 486 00:18:48,109 --> 00:18:49,943 but the director came from features. 487 00:18:50,025 --> 00:18:51,526 - He didn't know how TV worked. - Whatever. 488 00:18:51,609 --> 00:18:53,526 How's your side of the deal going? 489 00:18:53,609 --> 00:18:54,693 Pfffft. 490 00:18:54,776 --> 00:18:56,359 Well, Dawn, not surprisingly, 491 00:18:56,442 --> 00:18:58,609 I'm a fucking whiz at politics too. 492 00:18:58,693 --> 00:19:01,442 Great, well, then it sounds like we are good. 493 00:19:02,484 --> 00:19:03,776 - Great. - Great. 494 00:19:03,859 --> 00:19:05,776 Great. Now if you'll excuse me, 495 00:19:05,859 --> 00:19:07,776 I'm gonna go celebrate. 496 00:19:07,859 --> 00:19:11,275 Mm. Mozzarella stick? 497 00:19:11,359 --> 00:19:13,776 Fine, but don't snooze on these fondues. 498 00:19:14,818 --> 00:19:16,109 Why am I so cheese horny? 499 00:19:16,192 --> 00:19:18,609 This was a once- in-a-generation deal, Tiff, 500 00:19:18,693 --> 00:19:19,984 and it's fucked. 501 00:19:20,067 --> 00:19:22,275 Like fully. [scoffs] 502 00:19:22,359 --> 00:19:23,859 The other congressmen won't even take a piss 503 00:19:23,943 --> 00:19:25,818 without Harris' approval. 504 00:19:25,901 --> 00:19:27,275 - What do I do? - I don't know. 505 00:19:27,359 --> 00:19:28,943 Take advantage of a howler of a happy hour menu? 506 00:19:29,025 --> 00:19:30,693 - [scoffs] - What? 507 00:19:30,776 --> 00:19:34,109 Our arrangement was just using each other to get what we want. 508 00:19:34,192 --> 00:19:36,234 You get to be the most powerful guy in Manhattan, 509 00:19:36,317 --> 00:19:38,567 and I get to be married to the most powerful guy in Manhattan. 510 00:19:38,651 --> 00:19:41,234 And that's it. I'm just your beard, remember? 511 00:19:41,317 --> 00:19:43,859 Okay. I'm sorry I snapped. 512 00:19:43,943 --> 00:19:46,442 In my defense, I'm under a lot of pressure, 513 00:19:46,526 --> 00:19:48,150 and I'm also on steroids. 514 00:19:48,234 --> 00:19:49,317 Blair. 515 00:19:50,734 --> 00:19:52,359 Just because we're fake and married 516 00:19:52,442 --> 00:19:54,150 doesn't mean we still can't be real friends. 517 00:19:54,234 --> 00:19:55,359 I agree. 518 00:19:55,442 --> 00:19:57,484 So as my best friend, 519 00:19:57,567 --> 00:20:00,317 I'm asking you to tell me what to do. 520 00:20:00,401 --> 00:20:01,984 Give me the full Tiff. 521 00:20:02,067 --> 00:20:03,693 [dinner music playing] 522 00:20:03,776 --> 00:20:05,359 [grunts] Uhh! 523 00:20:05,442 --> 00:20:06,484 It's simple. 524 00:20:06,567 --> 00:20:08,025 You've abandoned what got you here. 525 00:20:08,109 --> 00:20:10,275 Okay, you're not some slick bullshit salesman 526 00:20:10,359 --> 00:20:11,651 who calls people Bubby. 527 00:20:11,734 --> 00:20:14,442 You're an earnest, hardworking genius 528 00:20:14,526 --> 00:20:16,984 who calls his bubby every Sunday. 529 00:20:17,067 --> 00:20:18,609 Okay, you believe in what you're selling. 530 00:20:18,693 --> 00:20:21,234 Bank deregulation is good for the country, right? 531 00:20:21,317 --> 00:20:23,943 So then just tell Congressman Harris that. 532 00:20:24,943 --> 00:20:27,609 Wow. You're so right. 533 00:20:28,901 --> 00:20:30,776 What are you waiting for? 534 00:20:32,651 --> 00:20:35,109 [squeals] Hot off the press. 535 00:20:35,192 --> 00:20:36,693 Actually, they're just warm from this pizza 536 00:20:36,776 --> 00:20:40,025 that I'm carrying, but come on, Boss, 537 00:20:40,109 --> 00:20:42,442 you gotta admit that this is a dope moment. 538 00:20:42,526 --> 00:20:44,275 Come on. 539 00:20:45,442 --> 00:20:46,317 - [laughs] - Come on, girl. 540 00:20:46,401 --> 00:20:48,818 - Okay, it is. - Yes! 541 00:20:48,901 --> 00:20:51,317 Ever since you rescued my ass from that secretary pool, 542 00:20:51,401 --> 00:20:54,192 you have shown us all how to be strong, successful women. 543 00:20:54,275 --> 00:20:55,526 - Am I right? - Yeah. 544 00:20:55,609 --> 00:20:57,025 When you found me, I was the horse valet 545 00:20:57,109 --> 00:20:58,359 at Studio 54. 546 00:20:58,442 --> 00:21:00,526 - I remember. - I was a waitress. 547 00:21:00,609 --> 00:21:02,984 - I was profiling you at Saks. - [laughter] 548 00:21:03,067 --> 00:21:04,025 That's right. You the shit. 549 00:21:04,109 --> 00:21:05,901 Come on, y'all. Dawn. 550 00:21:05,984 --> 00:21:08,901 [all] Dawn, Dawn, Dawn, Dawn. 551 00:21:08,984 --> 00:21:12,067 Dawn, Dawn, Dawn, Dawn, Dawn, Dawn. 552 00:21:12,150 --> 00:21:13,609 [chanting fades] Dawn-- 553 00:21:16,442 --> 00:21:17,984 [woman] What's going on? 554 00:21:21,526 --> 00:21:23,275 Damn! 555 00:21:23,359 --> 00:21:25,234 Good thing you don't care about all this pressure 556 00:21:25,317 --> 00:21:27,234 'cause they drew you in a bikini with your bush all out. 557 00:21:27,317 --> 00:21:28,609 [laughter] 558 00:21:28,693 --> 00:21:31,025 No, that's an ink blot. 559 00:21:31,109 --> 00:21:32,234 Ink don't curl like that, girl. 560 00:21:32,317 --> 00:21:34,067 That's bush. I know bush when I see it. 561 00:21:34,150 --> 00:21:35,567 Come on. I mean, I'm sure y'all 562 00:21:35,651 --> 00:21:37,234 can see it from over there. It's both sides. 563 00:21:37,317 --> 00:21:38,442 - Joyce. - Who think this a bush? 564 00:21:38,526 --> 00:21:39,984 Show of hands. 565 00:21:40,067 --> 00:21:42,234 This is like original bush. You ain't never shave. 566 00:21:42,317 --> 00:21:43,401 - This is like virgin... - Shut up. 567 00:21:43,484 --> 00:21:46,150 - Curly curl-- - Shut the fuck up! 568 00:21:48,025 --> 00:21:49,275 I'm sorry. 569 00:21:49,359 --> 00:21:50,609 I mean, I was just joking, you know? 570 00:21:50,693 --> 00:21:53,109 Take your bush, get your shit, 571 00:21:53,192 --> 00:21:54,818 and get the fuck out. 572 00:21:54,901 --> 00:21:57,025 You are fired. 573 00:21:57,109 --> 00:21:58,442 But you said you didn't care about this stuff. 574 00:21:58,526 --> 00:21:59,484 Like, you for real? 575 00:21:59,567 --> 00:22:01,609 What I said was get the fuck out! 576 00:22:01,693 --> 00:22:04,776 That's what I said. I said get the fuck out. 577 00:22:04,859 --> 00:22:06,442 - Come on, Dawn - You want to be next? 578 00:22:06,526 --> 00:22:08,067 Huh? Then get the fuck 579 00:22:08,150 --> 00:22:10,317 - out of my face. - Aah! 580 00:22:10,401 --> 00:22:13,067 - [screams] - Dawn, your blood pressure. 581 00:22:13,526 --> 00:22:15,317 I swear to fucking God, Karen. 582 00:22:15,401 --> 00:22:18,401 I swear, if you make one more fucking sound, 583 00:22:18,484 --> 00:22:19,442 one more sound... 584 00:22:19,526 --> 00:22:20,818 - What-- - You better not breathe. 585 00:22:20,901 --> 00:22:22,275 - What is happening-- - You better not breathe 586 00:22:22,359 --> 00:22:24,984 and you better not talk. Shut the fuck up! 587 00:22:28,484 --> 00:22:29,943 - I'm gonna... - Go! 588 00:22:30,025 --> 00:22:31,693 I'm gonna... 589 00:22:32,734 --> 00:22:34,984 All of you, you know what, 590 00:22:35,067 --> 00:22:36,984 if you don't get out of my face, I will send you back 591 00:22:37,067 --> 00:22:40,734 to the shitholes that I found you in. 592 00:22:40,818 --> 00:22:42,234 Get out. 593 00:22:42,317 --> 00:22:45,234 Sharon, get the fuck out. Kelly, bitch, get out. 594 00:22:45,317 --> 00:22:49,401 Vanessa, get the fuck out. Marsha, get the fuck out. 595 00:22:49,484 --> 00:22:51,317 Mm-mm-mm. 596 00:22:51,401 --> 00:22:52,984 Can you believe? 597 00:22:53,067 --> 00:22:55,651 Can you believe the level of disrespect from these people? 598 00:22:55,734 --> 00:22:57,442 We wouldn't do you like that. 599 00:22:57,526 --> 00:22:59,401 Not us. Three musketeers. 600 00:22:59,484 --> 00:23:01,317 And for what it's worth, the pube thing... 601 00:23:01,401 --> 00:23:02,484 sometimes I actually prefer-- 602 00:23:02,567 --> 00:23:04,567 - Aah! - Ooh! 603 00:23:11,943 --> 00:23:14,109 - [elevator bell dings] - Congressman Harris? 604 00:23:14,192 --> 00:23:16,359 Hi. Blair Pfaff. 605 00:23:16,442 --> 00:23:18,943 You might remember me from such clumsy attempt at briberies 606 00:23:19,025 --> 00:23:20,693 as earlier today. Ha. 607 00:23:20,776 --> 00:23:22,693 I just wanted to apologize. 608 00:23:22,776 --> 00:23:25,484 And now you have. Excuse me. 609 00:23:25,567 --> 00:23:26,859 Uh, you're right. 610 00:23:26,943 --> 00:23:28,943 Bank deregulation would benefit me greatly. 611 00:23:29,025 --> 00:23:30,484 But that's precisely why it would 612 00:23:30,567 --> 00:23:32,234 benefit the country even more. 613 00:23:32,317 --> 00:23:35,025 It's trickle-down economics at its purest. 614 00:23:35,109 --> 00:23:37,192 If you give me one hour, 615 00:23:37,275 --> 00:23:40,901 I can give you 25 reasons why this'll make America great. 616 00:23:40,984 --> 00:23:42,484 You have until I get to my door. 617 00:23:42,567 --> 00:23:45,109 - Okay. - And we're there. 618 00:23:45,192 --> 00:23:47,192 Uh, reason number one was going to be an icebreaker, 619 00:23:47,275 --> 00:23:48,317 so let's jump to two. 620 00:23:48,401 --> 00:23:50,275 Regulation stifles innovation. 621 00:23:50,359 --> 00:23:52,693 Three through six were jokes, seven was a call back to one. 622 00:23:52,776 --> 00:23:54,484 Eight requires a prop that I do not have. 623 00:23:54,567 --> 00:23:56,192 So that takes out Nine, ten, and most of 11. 624 00:23:56,275 --> 00:23:57,734 Twelve, do you know what time you were born? 625 00:23:57,818 --> 00:23:59,067 It doesn't matter. Whatever you said, 626 00:23:59,150 --> 00:24:00,484 I was gonna use your astrological sign 627 00:24:00,567 --> 00:24:01,901 to get to Taurus, to get to Bull Market, 628 00:24:01,984 --> 00:24:03,234 to get to 13. 629 00:24:03,317 --> 00:24:04,901 International banks have far fewer regulations, 630 00:24:04,984 --> 00:24:07,067 which puts the U.S. at a grave disadvantage. 631 00:24:07,150 --> 00:24:08,859 Fourteenwas intermission. Time to go "pishin". 632 00:24:08,943 --> 00:24:10,317 Welcome back. Would anyone like a snack? 633 00:24:10,401 --> 00:24:11,776 Damn it, I forgot the snacks 634 00:24:11,859 --> 00:24:13,234 with the props in my bag by the door. 635 00:24:13,317 --> 00:24:14,317 - Fifteen-- - Ah, I found it. 636 00:24:14,401 --> 00:24:16,275 - [keys jingle] - Uh, big finish, sir. 637 00:24:16,359 --> 00:24:18,275 I am the only trader who predicted Black Monday. 638 00:24:18,359 --> 00:24:20,234 So believe me when I say this is only the beginning 639 00:24:20,317 --> 00:24:21,442 if we don't loosen our laws 640 00:24:21,526 --> 00:24:23,442 to compete with foreign powers like Japan. 641 00:24:23,526 --> 00:24:25,025 Otherwise, we might as well start calling the White House 642 00:24:25,109 --> 00:24:27,150 the Yellow House. 643 00:24:27,859 --> 00:24:29,067 Yeah. 644 00:24:29,150 --> 00:24:31,234 I wasn't born in these Bruno Maglis. 645 00:24:31,317 --> 00:24:33,109 I earned them. 646 00:24:33,192 --> 00:24:34,901 So I guess my question for you is, 647 00:24:34,984 --> 00:24:36,526 how'd you get yours? 648 00:24:41,442 --> 00:24:42,609 You wouldn't be the first person 649 00:24:42,693 --> 00:24:44,150 to point out hypocrisy in Washington. 650 00:24:44,234 --> 00:24:45,359 Hmm. 651 00:24:46,275 --> 00:24:48,526 So I take that as a yes? 652 00:24:49,693 --> 00:24:51,192 That depends. 653 00:24:58,567 --> 00:25:00,651 Wait. 654 00:25:00,734 --> 00:25:02,609 I'm not gay. 655 00:25:02,693 --> 00:25:04,734 - Neither am I. - Oh. 656 00:25:04,818 --> 00:25:07,567 ♪ melancholic music ♪ 657 00:25:07,651 --> 00:25:11,609 ♪ 658 00:25:11,693 --> 00:25:12,818 [sighs] 659 00:25:20,401 --> 00:25:22,234 [groans] 660 00:25:33,567 --> 00:25:37,651 Hey, Joyce, uh, it's your girl, Dawn. 661 00:25:37,734 --> 00:25:40,317 Um...just sorry about earlier. 662 00:25:40,401 --> 00:25:42,317 I've been tripping. You know you're not fired. 663 00:25:42,401 --> 00:25:47,025 So, um, call me back. Or I'll see you in the morning. 664 00:25:47,109 --> 00:25:48,234 Bye. 665 00:25:54,734 --> 00:25:57,693 [laughing] Oh, wow. [gasps] 666 00:25:57,776 --> 00:25:59,859 Can you believe we have our own shop? 667 00:25:59,943 --> 00:26:02,359 I know, right? Look at this place. 668 00:26:02,442 --> 00:26:04,859 Ooh, I can't wait to put this sucker on the desk. 669 00:26:08,192 --> 00:26:12,025 Mo Monroe. Founder, CEO, MO? 670 00:26:12,109 --> 00:26:13,192 Why'd you put your name twice? 671 00:26:13,275 --> 00:26:14,693 Oh, no, no. It wouldn't fit. 672 00:26:16,609 --> 00:26:18,025 Ha! Boom! 673 00:26:18,109 --> 00:26:20,025 [both laugh] 674 00:26:20,109 --> 00:26:21,442 Ohh... 675 00:26:21,526 --> 00:26:24,192 Been waiting for this for so long. 676 00:26:24,275 --> 00:26:25,693 Couldn't have done it without you, baby. 677 00:26:29,651 --> 00:26:31,025 I'm so excited. 678 00:26:31,109 --> 00:26:32,651 You know we gotta start hiring ASAP. 679 00:26:32,734 --> 00:26:34,526 We got to find our first employee. 680 00:26:34,609 --> 00:26:35,859 Oh, that would be you, right? 681 00:26:35,943 --> 00:26:38,651 I mean, you're my number one employee, baby. 682 00:26:38,734 --> 00:26:40,484 It's always gonna be you. Numero uno. 683 00:26:41,984 --> 00:26:44,150 Employee? [laughs] I'm your partner. 684 00:26:44,234 --> 00:26:45,901 [laughs] 685 00:26:45,984 --> 00:26:47,901 Yeah, uh, no. I--No. 686 00:26:47,984 --> 00:26:50,150 You're-- you're my head trader. 687 00:26:51,609 --> 00:26:54,609 I-- I thought you understood. 688 00:26:54,693 --> 00:26:56,901 Dawn, I-I-- 689 00:26:56,984 --> 00:26:58,651 Come on, I raised the seed money. 690 00:26:58,734 --> 00:27:00,359 I got the seat on the stock exchange. 691 00:27:00,442 --> 00:27:02,401 - I don't deserve this. - Of course you do, baby. 692 00:27:02,484 --> 00:27:04,943 - You're brilliant. - Mo, stop it, all right? 693 00:27:05,025 --> 00:27:06,901 I mean, I thought we were partners. 694 00:27:06,984 --> 00:27:08,984 You just said that you couldn't have done this without me. 695 00:27:09,067 --> 00:27:10,150 Yeah. 696 00:27:11,651 --> 00:27:14,067 Wow. I can't believe this. 697 00:27:14,150 --> 00:27:15,234 You can't believe what? 698 00:27:15,317 --> 00:27:16,734 That yesterday, you were a secretary, 699 00:27:16,818 --> 00:27:18,567 and today, you're the first Black female head trader 700 00:27:18,651 --> 00:27:20,109 on the Street? 701 00:27:20,192 --> 00:27:22,067 Come on, Dawnie. That's a huge promotion. 702 00:27:22,150 --> 00:27:24,317 I thought you'd be happy about this. 703 00:27:25,401 --> 00:27:27,484 Look, if... 704 00:27:27,567 --> 00:27:29,317 if you don't think this is fair, 705 00:27:29,401 --> 00:27:32,067 you can shop the deal if you want, but... 706 00:27:32,150 --> 00:27:34,442 where you gonna go? 707 00:27:34,526 --> 00:27:36,943 ♪ somber music ♪ 708 00:27:37,025 --> 00:27:40,651 ♪ 709 00:27:40,734 --> 00:27:42,359 Think about it. 710 00:27:47,234 --> 00:27:49,359 [phone rings] 711 00:27:49,442 --> 00:27:51,526 Hey, Joyce, um... 712 00:27:51,609 --> 00:27:54,275 I'm so sorry. I just... 713 00:27:54,359 --> 00:27:57,025 I've been under just a ton of pressure. 714 00:27:57,109 --> 00:27:59,651 You know, running this place, it's harder than I thought. 715 00:27:59,734 --> 00:28:01,693 I mean, I can't believe I'm saying this, but I really-- 716 00:28:01,776 --> 00:28:04,859 I really understand where Mo was coming from. 717 00:28:04,943 --> 00:28:06,567 All these years, you know, yeah, we could have done 718 00:28:06,651 --> 00:28:08,317 with a lot less face screamings, 719 00:28:08,401 --> 00:28:10,317 but, you know, he got shit done. 720 00:28:10,401 --> 00:28:13,192 And... [sighs] 721 00:28:13,734 --> 00:28:14,984 I miss him. 722 00:28:17,734 --> 00:28:18,984 Hello? 723 00:28:19,067 --> 00:28:21,567 Hello? 724 00:28:23,901 --> 00:28:24,984 Hello! 725 00:28:27,859 --> 00:28:29,401 Mo, Miami is the-- 726 00:28:29,484 --> 00:28:30,818 Keith, I'm on the fucking-- Shit! 727 00:28:30,901 --> 00:28:31,859 [phone clatters] 728 00:28:31,943 --> 00:28:33,734 Mo, Cubano? 729 00:28:50,526 --> 00:28:52,776 [line trilling] 730 00:28:52,859 --> 00:28:55,859 [man] South Beach Motor Inn. How can I help you? 731 00:28:55,943 --> 00:28:58,150 Hello? 732 00:28:58,234 --> 00:29:01,275 [whispers] Oh, shit. Oh, my God. 733 00:29:01,359 --> 00:29:03,859 [gasps] I found you. 734 00:29:03,943 --> 00:29:06,776 You son of a bitch, I found you. 735 00:29:09,359 --> 00:29:12,109 ♪ somber music ♪ 736 00:29:12,192 --> 00:29:17,442 ♪ 737 00:29:47,067 --> 00:29:49,818 ♪ uneasy music ♪ 738 00:29:49,901 --> 00:29:53,609 ♪ 739 00:29:53,693 --> 00:29:56,776 Huh. Great news. 740 00:29:56,859 --> 00:29:58,943 I think I got you exactly what you wanted. 741 00:30:00,609 --> 00:30:03,192 - [slurps, slurs] Revenge? - No. 742 00:30:03,275 --> 00:30:04,943 Steak Diane and potatoes au gratin, 743 00:30:05,025 --> 00:30:07,693 blended with a nice glass of Chateauneuf du Pape. 744 00:30:07,776 --> 00:30:09,984 - [whimpers] - [laughs] 745 00:30:10,067 --> 00:30:12,109 I'm kidding. I'm kidding. 746 00:30:12,192 --> 00:30:16,025 Yes. Revenge, Lenny. 747 00:30:16,109 --> 00:30:17,317 Revenge. 748 00:30:19,359 --> 00:30:21,693 - Here, drink your steak. - [gargles] 749 00:30:24,526 --> 00:30:29,234 You call that medium-rare? 750 00:30:29,317 --> 00:30:31,984 ♪ funky music ♪ 751 00:30:32,067 --> 00:30:37,359 ♪