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Previously on Black Monday...
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Dawn, I'm really confused right now.
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I want a divorce.
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I'm distracted. I keep
losing focus over Dawn.
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Love. I thought you learned
your lesson after Connie.
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I can't marry Tiff.
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Of course you're gonna marry Tiff.
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Why are you so invested
in my relationship?
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Because I am literally invested.
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Let's run the Georgina play. Me and you.
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Fuck you. I'm gonna
tell Tiff everything.
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Tiff!
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Let's go, brother!
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Hey, Roland.
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- Roland!
- Roland!
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- Hey, Roland!
- Hey, Roland!
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What's good, Roland?
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Hey, Roland.
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Dawn?
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You better stop banging on my door
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and knock like you got some sense.
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What?
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Dawn, you're never gonna
believe what happened.
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- Tiff...
- Tiffany Georgina,
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Manhattan socialite and heiress
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to the Georgina denim
fortune, has been kidnapped
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- and held for ransom...
- Oh, my god.
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And Princess Diana shakes hands
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with an AIDS patient without a glove.
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- Blair, what's gonna happen?
- More at 11:00.
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She's probably gonna die.
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Oh, don't say that.
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Okay, maybe... maybe
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if the Georginas pay the ransom...
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No, I was talking about Princess Diana.
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I don't know what's
gonna happen with Tiff.
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The police have no leads and...
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I hate to ask this, Dawn, but
could Mo have done this?
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What? No! No.
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No! Mo... Mo is crazy,
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but what would make you think
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he would kidnap a person?
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He kidnapped me yesterday!
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Fair, but that was for fun.
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I mean, they don't call it
"kidding-napping" for n...
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Nobody calls it kidding-napping, and...
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he told me about the
Georgina play, Dawn.
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The what now?
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The Georgina play.
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Oh, thank God, I knew you
wouldn't know anything.
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- Mm-mm.
- Is Spencer here?
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Oh, well, not since I asked
for a divorce last night.
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Oh, God, we're really
packing it in today.
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- Yeah.
- Are you okay?
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Actually, yeah, I'm really okay.
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Okay.
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I-I wanna to get into
all of this with you,
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but Mo has been playing me
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all along, Dawn, to take over Georgina.
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- Well...
- And maybe, when I said no
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to joining him, he took
to more drastic measures.
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- Mm.
- What do tell the police
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- when they ask me about him?
- Nothing.
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I-if I tell them about the play,
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the police will think I'm involved,
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because who would believe
I had no clue for months?
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Dawn, I can't go to prison.
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Okay, well, then...
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then you have to stall, okay?
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Mo didn't do this.
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Just... you know they got
Calvin Klein's daughter back
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in nine hours.
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You can stay strong for
nine hours, can't you?
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Uh-uh.
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Okay, so what's happening, then?
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What's happening now?
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You know, I... I don't
want to marry her,
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but that doesn't mean I want her...
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Ripped into chunks.
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- No.
- Look at me.
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She's gonna be okay, all right?
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They're gonna find the
guys that did this,
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and it's not gonna be Mo.
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Are you sure?
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I'm sure.
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A hundred percent.
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What'd you do, you crazy fuck?
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Mo? Tiff!
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Here we go, Black Panther
Journal fresh off the press.
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My brothers and sisters, we want land.
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- Yes.
- Brother, we want education.
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- We want justice...
- That's right.
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And we want peace.
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Yeah, and a couple cold
ones wouldn't hurt either.
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- Am I right?
- You got that right, bro.
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If our oppressors won't listen,
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it's time our weapons speak for us.
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Weapons? Oh, no.
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Me and Herbie too pretty to go to jail.
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You seen me, baby?
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I ain't just talking the
talk. You hear me?
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Connie, a word.
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I don't know how they do
things out in Baltimore,
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but out here, when you
represent the party,
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you do not stoke violence, ever.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm new.
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I'll just stick to spreading the word.
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Extra! Extra!
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No one gives a shit about black folks!
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How's that?
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You need to keep an eye
on that one, young blood.
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I'm definitely gonna keep an eye on her.
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Excuse me, sis.
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Uh, my name is Roland,
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but they call me Romantic.
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Ah, so you the man in
charge... of potatoes.
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Well, they do say I'm appealing.
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That's good.
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I'm Connie, and people call me,
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but only if they're very lucky.
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- Power to the people.
- Power to the people!
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- Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God.
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We're gonna get this
note to the precinct.
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In the meantime, we're
gonna do what they say,
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and wait on their call.
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Oh, I'm scared.
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I'm scared, too... for the kidnappers.
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'Cause Tiff is a fighter.
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Just ask the last delivery guy
who forgot our duck sauce.
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Why try humor, Blair?
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- You seem nervous.
- Me?
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No, no.
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So your fiancée has been kidnapped,
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but here you sit, cool as
Ice-T on a summer's day.
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I interrogated him last July.
Totally unflappable.
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Confusing.
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Detective, is there something
we could be doing?
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Uh, uh, flyers, a phone tree?
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What's the age cutoff for
that milk carton thingy?
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None of that stuff works,
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but we do.
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Besides, seven out of ten times,
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it turns out to be the
significant other.
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You know, it says here you grew up
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in a trailer that your mom
recently had to be cut out of?
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She's a bit of a gourmand.
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Sounds pricey.
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Well, so is the house I bought her,
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but I make a lot of money,
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and she outgrew the
trailer... literally.
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Look, if it's not me, which it is not,
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then who is it the other
three out of ten times?
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An enemy. Someone the
family owes money to.
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Or it could just be a
classic New York snatch,
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kill, chop, and dump.
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God. Jesus Christ.
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Don't you have any clues
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other than bitch boy here?
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- Hey.
- Hey yourself.
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The only snatch you've got
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in you is between your legs.
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Okay, it feels like
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we should spend a little more energy
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looking for possible suspects
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rather than just razzing old Blair here.
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- You let 'em take my baby.
- I'm sorry.
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- How could you let this happen?
- I am sorry.
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Settle down. Settle down.
Look, I-I just gotta ask,
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do Tiff or any of you
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owe any large outstanding debt?
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Let me just say on the record, eww.
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Okay.
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Perhaps someone you know
owes a lot of money,
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maybe, uh, nefarious types
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that you would not want to owe money to.
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- Mo.
- What?
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No, no. I said no.
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So you digging Cali?
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Ugh, Los Angeles bums me out.
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But California's got surfing
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and swimming and skiing.
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It's like a black folk's paradise.
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Um...
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You know the party kind of has
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a strict policy against
violence and drugs?
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I wasn't offering it to the party.
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I'm offering it to you, Roland.
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Yeah.
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No, I'm cool. I'm cool.
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Apparently, you not.
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Look, I know you mister party line,
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but you should try opening your mind
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every once in a while.
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Hm.
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What's it like?
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Mellows me out.
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I don't know.
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I'm not sure a square
like you can handle it.
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Square like me.
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Oh, shit.
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Oh.
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Let me help you out.
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All right, we need to get a...
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Oh, God!
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Are you in a freaking
circle-jerk, again?
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Dawn, we're not in a circle.
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Learn your shapes.
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God, Dawn.
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Yeah, we're not gay, Dawn.
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Then what the fuck am I looking at?
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Uh, it's simple. We were out partying
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last night and we got into this debate
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about who has the biggest
balls on the street...
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Which led to a dick-measuring contest...
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Which led to a pissing contest...
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- Which led to a swordfight...
- Which led to a cockfight...
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Which led to me being up six grand
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until Wayne Ozzy'd the
head off a live chicken.
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- Chicken was cheating.
- I don't care.
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Have any of you jerk-offs seen Mo?
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Yeah, he came in earlier, got
something from the safe.
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I don't know. He's acting pretty weird.
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Although we were peeing
in jars at the time.
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Did he say where he was going?
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Yeah, to "upstate," like
that's a real place.
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Well, let's get the
scales and weigh 'em.
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- We gotta settle this.
- Yeah.
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Dawn, we have another
jar, if you want to...
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Actually, speaking of Black Sabbath,
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I gotta wrap this up. I
gotta hit the shul, so...
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Good Shabbos.
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It's hour nine,
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- and still no sign of Tiffany Georgina.
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I can't believe we still
haven't heard anything.
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Nope, don't worry.
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Jackie's leaving no
bottle left unturned.
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Oh, stuff it, Henri.
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Well, it's crazy out there.
If anybody knows anything,
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they'll come forward.
It's all over the news.
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No press is bad press, right, Henri?
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All right, Blair, you mind
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if I talk to you out in the hallway?
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Yes... I mean, no.
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I mean, I don't mind.
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I-I-I-I...
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Now.
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I hope you sell a lot of jeans.
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Why is this my fault, Jackie?
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Take a chill pill.
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I left them at home.
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Where the fuck is she?
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Just tell me so we can
start playing charades.
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Don't you mean stop playing charades?
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No, I have a charades party to get to,
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but I can't until you start talking.
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Are you trying to be
purposefully misleading?
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Yes!
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00:11:19,660 --> 00:11:21,439
Look, I already told
you everything I know.
264
00:11:21,440 --> 00:11:22,799
Oh, yeah? You didn't mention
265
00:11:22,800 --> 00:11:26,200
a certain smoking hot Afro-American.
266
00:11:26,220 --> 00:11:29,519
I mean, I suppose Mo does have
an undeniable raw sexuality,
267
00:11:29,520 --> 00:11:31,340
but I don't know what
that has to do with this.
268
00:11:31,350 --> 00:11:33,780
Mo? Is that another one
of your side salads?
269
00:11:33,800 --> 00:11:34,809
What?
270
00:11:34,810 --> 00:11:36,559
This morning, my guys
271
00:11:36,560 --> 00:11:38,820
followed you to your
girlfriend Dawn's house.
272
00:11:38,850 --> 00:11:41,099
Look, Dawn is my friend,
273
00:11:41,100 --> 00:11:44,540
and... and my boss, and I was scared.
274
00:11:44,550 --> 00:11:46,229
I just wanted somebody to talk to.
275
00:11:46,230 --> 00:11:48,439
Look at it from my perspective.
276
00:11:48,440 --> 00:11:50,780
A certain millionaire-ess goes missing,
277
00:11:50,800 --> 00:11:52,519
and suddenly, her white trash fiancé...
278
00:11:52,520 --> 00:11:55,119
Okay, that's not how I
would describe myself.
279
00:11:55,120 --> 00:11:57,240
Is running into the arms
of his Nubian princess.
280
00:11:57,250 --> 00:11:59,480
- Or her.
- Look, I did you a favor,
281
00:11:59,500 --> 00:12:01,260
and I did not mention that
in front of Tiff's parents,
282
00:12:01,280 --> 00:12:02,820
because I think they've been
through enough already,
283
00:12:02,850 --> 00:12:05,480
but now you can do me a favor and...
284
00:12:07,980 --> 00:12:09,820
Oh. Whoa.
285
00:12:09,830 --> 00:12:11,280
What's happening?
286
00:12:12,190 --> 00:12:13,729
Oh, God. Really?
287
00:12:13,730 --> 00:12:15,099
Three words.
288
00:12:15,100 --> 00:12:16,119
First word.
289
00:12:16,120 --> 00:12:19,019
Sounds like
290
00:12:19,020 --> 00:12:21,060
"Itsy-Bitsy Spider."
291
00:12:21,080 --> 00:12:22,400
Vitamin.
292
00:12:23,730 --> 00:12:25,479
Medicine.
293
00:12:25,480 --> 00:12:27,580
Tiny little medicine.
294
00:12:29,140 --> 00:12:32,439
Little yellow different better Nuprin!
295
00:12:32,440 --> 00:12:34,309
The...
296
00:12:34,310 --> 00:12:36,479
The police attacked Deacon
Richards last night.
297
00:12:36,480 --> 00:12:38,180
- What?
- And three others
298
00:12:38,200 --> 00:12:39,860
they mistook for Deacon Richards
299
00:12:39,880 --> 00:12:42,640
due to their incompetence and/or racism,
300
00:12:42,660 --> 00:12:46,460
so obviously, we need
to send a message here.
301
00:12:46,480 --> 00:12:48,020
- That's right.
- Mm-hmm.
302
00:12:48,040 --> 00:12:51,799
So we're planning our most
zealous bake sale ever
303
00:12:51,800 --> 00:12:55,040
to raise funds for his legal defense.
304
00:12:55,060 --> 00:12:57,580
Is something on your mind, Ms. Upshaw?
305
00:12:58,400 --> 00:13:00,689
Just the scoff, thanks.
306
00:13:00,690 --> 00:13:02,690
- Okay.
- Maybe take it easy, baby.
307
00:13:02,700 --> 00:13:04,799
- Okay? Be cool.
- So as I was saying...
308
00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:06,649
- This is madness.
- Ugh.
309
00:13:06,650 --> 00:13:08,840
The whole world's gone upside-down,
310
00:13:08,850 --> 00:13:10,940
and your solution is to
make upside-down cake?
311
00:13:10,960 --> 00:13:12,649
Mm-hmm, 'cause we are trying...
312
00:13:12,650 --> 00:13:14,480
You're not trying hard enough.
313
00:13:14,520 --> 00:13:16,059
- Look...
- Get down.
314
00:13:16,060 --> 00:13:17,279
It's time we start
315
00:13:17,280 --> 00:13:19,449
fighting fire with firepower.
316
00:13:19,450 --> 00:13:21,040
- Ha!
- So if any of y'all
317
00:13:21,050 --> 00:13:23,280
want to effect some real
change for a change,
318
00:13:23,320 --> 00:13:25,069
come with me.
319
00:13:29,280 --> 00:13:30,580
I'm talking to you.
320
00:13:30,600 --> 00:13:32,400
Go now?
321
00:13:32,440 --> 00:13:33,780
Roland...
322
00:13:33,800 --> 00:13:37,069
Ah...
323
00:13:37,070 --> 00:13:38,149
Sorry, Herb.
324
00:13:38,150 --> 00:13:40,029
Okay, two people. That's okay.
325
00:13:42,610 --> 00:13:44,859
The point is... all right,
now hold on, people.
326
00:13:44,860 --> 00:13:47,280
Brother, sister...
327
00:13:48,390 --> 00:13:49,649
_
328
00:13:49,650 --> 00:13:50,949
Scrub.
329
00:13:50,950 --> 00:13:53,150
Sweep. Shuffle.
330
00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:54,220
Shuffle off to Buffalo!
331
00:13:55,700 --> 00:13:56,819
We...
332
00:13:56,820 --> 00:13:58,920
Wax on, wax off.
333
00:13:58,980 --> 00:14:01,140
Karate Kid! Nuprin!
334
00:14:02,110 --> 00:14:03,760
Spill the beans!
335
00:14:03,800 --> 00:14:05,109
Well, how would I know that?
336
00:14:05,110 --> 00:14:06,620
Sounds like pill!
337
00:14:06,640 --> 00:14:08,109
I don't...
338
00:14:08,110 --> 00:14:09,820
Fuck!
339
00:14:10,020 --> 00:14:11,620
They called.
340
00:14:11,640 --> 00:14:13,940
Yes!
341
00:14:13,960 --> 00:14:15,740
My baby's gonna be okay.
342
00:14:15,770 --> 00:14:18,100
- They just want a hundred grand.
- Yeah, thank God.
343
00:14:18,120 --> 00:14:20,519
You know, it's times like
this that you realize
344
00:14:20,520 --> 00:14:22,560
there's nothing more important
345
00:14:22,580 --> 00:14:24,569
than... money.
346
00:14:24,570 --> 00:14:26,160
We couldn't have gotten
through this without money.
347
00:14:26,170 --> 00:14:27,419
They're gonna call back
348
00:14:27,420 --> 00:14:29,780
in a little while with
a place to drop it
349
00:14:29,800 --> 00:14:31,700
and then they're gonna put
her on a subway somewhere.
350
00:14:31,740 --> 00:14:33,080
Tiff ain't gonna like that.
351
00:14:33,100 --> 00:14:35,199
Well, we have to sneak a tracking device
352
00:14:35,200 --> 00:14:37,760
into this bag ASAP.
353
00:14:37,780 --> 00:14:39,939
Do you have any hard-case luggage?
354
00:14:39,940 --> 00:14:41,359
We've got some at the house.
355
00:14:41,360 --> 00:14:43,400
Blair, go grab a Louis.
356
00:14:43,410 --> 00:14:45,700
I'll get our bodyguard
to bring the cash here.
357
00:14:45,710 --> 00:14:47,949
And while you're there,
get my chill pills.
358
00:14:47,950 --> 00:14:50,029
They're in the bedroom and the hall,
359
00:14:50,030 --> 00:14:52,239
and... and the kitchen,
360
00:14:52,240 --> 00:14:54,060
and the other bedrooms,
361
00:14:54,070 --> 00:14:55,780
and all the bathrooms,
362
00:14:55,800 --> 00:14:58,400
and anything with a pocket!
363
00:14:58,420 --> 00:15:02,029
All right, if anybody's
having any doubts,
364
00:15:02,030 --> 00:15:05,819
now's your chance to beat feet.
365
00:15:05,820 --> 00:15:07,860
This is... this is my no doubt...
366
00:15:07,880 --> 00:15:10,500
This... when I do this, it's
like, "Mm-mm. No doubts."
367
00:15:10,570 --> 00:15:12,160
All right.
368
00:15:12,170 --> 00:15:15,779
Okay, we gonna kidnap
Governor Ronald Reagan,
369
00:15:15,780 --> 00:15:17,239
and until the demands
370
00:15:17,240 --> 00:15:19,380
of the Panther Ten-Point
Platform are met,
371
00:15:19,390 --> 00:15:21,290
we gonna keep that bastard in chains.
372
00:15:21,300 --> 00:15:22,859
Uh...
373
00:15:22,860 --> 00:15:24,240
Come on, kidnapping?
374
00:15:25,360 --> 00:15:27,700
Okay, sure, did Reagan
375
00:15:27,710 --> 00:15:29,879
turn his friends in for being
Communist sympathizers
376
00:15:29,880 --> 00:15:31,739
and send the California Highway Patrol
377
00:15:31,740 --> 00:15:33,240
to the Berkeley campus to occupy it
378
00:15:33,250 --> 00:15:35,740
by indiscriminately shooting
shotguns into the crowd
379
00:15:35,770 --> 00:15:37,420
because he thought the campus
had become a safe haven
380
00:15:37,440 --> 00:15:39,560
for sex deviants and
protesters and radicals,
381
00:15:39,570 --> 00:15:42,899
and do all of his movies suck,
except for 1964's The Killers,
382
00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:44,299
you know, perhaps because
it was the one time
383
00:15:44,300 --> 00:15:45,460
he played a villain, perhaps because
384
00:15:45,470 --> 00:15:47,899
he actually is one in real life?
385
00:15:47,900 --> 00:15:50,540
Yeah.
386
00:15:50,550 --> 00:15:52,570
But kidnapping?
387
00:15:54,980 --> 00:15:57,740
I like it. Yeah, let's do it.
388
00:15:57,770 --> 00:15:59,489
A'ight, so here's how
it's going to go down.
389
00:15:59,490 --> 00:16:01,649
So this is a map of downtown Sacramento,
390
00:16:01,650 --> 00:16:03,859
11 blocks from the governor's mansion.
391
00:16:03,860 --> 00:16:06,020
Every last Thursday of
the month, The Gipper
392
00:16:06,040 --> 00:16:08,920
kisses Nancy good-bye,
slips his security detail,
393
00:16:08,930 --> 00:16:10,860
and sneaks off to a local
theater to catch a movie.
394
00:16:10,920 --> 00:16:12,420
Lucky for us,
395
00:16:12,440 --> 00:16:15,520
the theater creates a
perfect bottleneck.
396
00:16:20,200 --> 00:16:22,580
I got you. Here.
397
00:16:22,650 --> 00:16:24,199
Here.
398
00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:26,319
Let's go!
399
00:17:43,700 --> 00:17:45,780
Governor Reagan!
400
00:17:48,990 --> 00:17:50,529
Mo?
401
00:17:58,880 --> 00:18:00,480
_
402
00:18:00,520 --> 00:18:02,240
No press is bad press.
403
00:18:04,780 --> 00:18:06,739
Mo!
404
00:18:06,740 --> 00:18:08,840
Mo, what the fuck are you doing?
405
00:18:10,200 --> 00:18:11,279
Governor Reagan!
406
00:18:11,280 --> 00:18:13,860
Not exactly.
407
00:18:14,740 --> 00:18:17,489
FBI! FBI! FBI! FBI!
408
00:18:17,490 --> 00:18:18,780
Get 'em up!
409
00:19:15,900 --> 00:19:18,069
What the fuck, Connie? Huh?
410
00:19:18,070 --> 00:19:19,480
Agh!
411
00:19:21,030 --> 00:19:22,859
You fuckin' sold us out, bitch!
412
00:19:22,860 --> 00:19:24,899
Agh!
413
00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:29,109
I told you, I got you.
414
00:20:05,070 --> 00:20:06,899
I'm Rod Jaminski.
415
00:20:10,360 --> 00:20:12,280
But you can call me Jammer.
416
00:20:12,300 --> 00:20:14,520
Mo!
417
00:20:14,550 --> 00:20:16,699
Mo, what the fuck are you doing?
418
00:20:16,700 --> 00:20:18,820
Jesus Christ! What the
fuck are you doing?
419
00:20:18,850 --> 00:20:20,529
Is that Tiff?
420
00:20:20,530 --> 00:20:22,899
My God! I swear to God, Mo, I will...
421
00:20:22,900 --> 00:20:25,219
okay, well, I won't shoot
you, 'cause I can't,
422
00:20:25,220 --> 00:20:26,949
but I will push you in this water!
423
00:20:26,950 --> 00:20:29,399
Dawn, Dawn, what the fuck
are you... are you high?
424
00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:31,080
What do you mean? Why
would this be Tiff?
425
00:20:31,100 --> 00:20:32,780
W... she got kidnapped!
426
00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:35,020
Okay, first of all, huh?
427
00:20:35,040 --> 00:20:37,449
And second of all, you think
that I kidnapped Tiff,
428
00:20:37,450 --> 00:20:39,260
and then killed her,
429
00:20:39,270 --> 00:20:40,620
and burned her up
430
00:20:40,650 --> 00:20:43,569
and stuck her in a fucking jar today?
431
00:20:43,570 --> 00:20:46,060
- All right, no.
- Jesus.
432
00:20:46,080 --> 00:20:48,739
I guess I deserved that on
some level, but still, Jesus.
433
00:20:48,740 --> 00:20:50,619
Sorry. You know, I'm sorry.
434
00:20:50,620 --> 00:20:52,840
I knew it wasn't you, but I just...
435
00:20:52,850 --> 00:20:54,760
when I couldn't find you, and-and...
436
00:20:54,800 --> 00:20:56,000
and then the lake house and...
437
00:20:56,010 --> 00:20:57,989
Dawn, this is my friend,
Rod Jaminski, all right?
438
00:20:57,990 --> 00:20:59,420
- I'm sorry, Mo.
- He just died.
439
00:20:59,440 --> 00:21:02,220
Okay, you want to stop waving
the fucking gun around, please?
440
00:21:02,240 --> 00:21:04,819
Can I get back to paying my respects?
441
00:21:04,820 --> 00:21:06,260
Sorry.
442
00:21:09,780 --> 00:21:14,859
♪ Oh, hail the power of Jesus... ♪
443
00:21:14,860 --> 00:21:16,660
Uh, Rod... Rod... Rod was Jewish.
444
00:21:18,540 --> 00:21:20,160
Copy that.
445
00:21:21,980 --> 00:21:23,819
♪ Hava na... ♪
446
00:21:23,820 --> 00:21:25,140
Yeah, I should've seen that coming.
447
00:21:25,170 --> 00:21:27,139
No singing. Just don't sing.
448
00:21:31,260 --> 00:21:33,060
_
449
00:21:33,070 --> 00:21:35,200
I found these at the
Georginas' apartment.
450
00:21:35,220 --> 00:21:37,450
They must have kidnapped
Tiff themselves,
451
00:21:37,460 --> 00:21:38,599
maybe for the press.
452
00:21:38,600 --> 00:21:41,060
Calvin Klein's brand took off
after his daughter got taken.
453
00:21:42,450 --> 00:21:44,609
Stay here.
454
00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:49,320
Okay, Georginas, enough!
455
00:21:49,340 --> 00:21:53,529
He wanted me in the family business!
456
00:22:02,620 --> 00:22:04,020
Jammer wanted you to have it.
457
00:22:06,300 --> 00:22:09,700
"Fuck 'em all." You got
that right, Jammer.
458
00:22:09,740 --> 00:22:11,319
Can't believe you guys
are keeping him in here
459
00:22:11,320 --> 00:22:13,359
14 years on securities fraud.
460
00:22:13,360 --> 00:22:15,399
Securities fraud? Uh, is
that what he told you?
461
00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:17,240
The guy murdered his business partner.
462
00:22:21,380 --> 00:22:22,820
Fuck out of here.
463
00:22:22,880 --> 00:22:25,380
Here's to you, buddy.
464
00:22:30,280 --> 00:22:32,820
So who was this dude?
465
00:22:32,860 --> 00:22:35,449
Ah, he was my neighbor for a long time,
466
00:22:35,450 --> 00:22:36,819
a long time ago.
467
00:22:36,820 --> 00:22:38,279
Mm, sorry, Mo-Mo.
468
00:22:40,490 --> 00:22:42,069
Taught me everything I know.
469
00:22:42,070 --> 00:22:44,569
Not everything.
470
00:22:44,570 --> 00:22:45,989
Oh, you mean sex stuff.
471
00:22:45,990 --> 00:22:48,880
Mm.
472
00:22:58,460 --> 00:23:00,060
- I was right!
- But not this way.
473
00:23:00,070 --> 00:23:02,600
All you guys are crooks.
474
00:23:04,280 --> 00:23:05,719
You said you wanted me to take
475
00:23:05,720 --> 00:23:07,780
a more active role in the business.
476
00:23:07,800 --> 00:23:08,839
You got a lot of balls, Jackie.
477
00:23:08,840 --> 00:23:10,640
Well, at least one of us does.
478
00:23:12,110 --> 00:23:13,739
Great news.
479
00:23:13,740 --> 00:23:14,940
It wasn't the Georginas.
480
00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:16,860
Turns out those magazines
481
00:23:16,880 --> 00:23:19,359
are for a craft project
482
00:23:19,360 --> 00:23:22,260
that Tiff did in junior
high on Patty Hearst.
483
00:23:22,280 --> 00:23:23,959
That's pretty unbelievable, right?
484
00:23:23,960 --> 00:23:25,449
It's totally unbelievable.
485
00:23:25,450 --> 00:23:26,859
Even better news:
486
00:23:26,860 --> 00:23:28,359
kidnappers called.
487
00:23:28,360 --> 00:23:29,799
They let Tiff go,
488
00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:33,080
so, uh, case closed, I guess.
489
00:23:49,880 --> 00:23:51,400
Morning.
490
00:23:51,530 --> 00:23:54,160
Did we...
491
00:23:54,190 --> 00:23:56,609
Cartwheel 69?
492
00:23:56,610 --> 00:23:58,980
You wish.
493
00:23:59,040 --> 00:24:01,739
What I was gonna ask was
did we kill that bottle?
494
00:24:01,740 --> 00:24:03,340
I need the hair of the dog.
495
00:24:03,370 --> 00:24:04,640
We? You killed it.
496
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:07,799
So, yo, Tiff's kidnapping?
497
00:24:07,800 --> 00:24:08,919
All the publicity made the stock
498
00:24:08,920 --> 00:24:10,560
really shoot through the
roof across the pond.
499
00:24:10,580 --> 00:24:12,239
- It's gonna open big.
- Wow. Yeah?
500
00:24:12,240 --> 00:24:14,240
- Yeah.
- Good.
501
00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:17,649
I'm gonna sell it.
502
00:24:17,650 --> 00:24:19,740
Huh?
503
00:24:19,780 --> 00:24:21,529
Yeah, we'll make a little profit.
504
00:24:21,530 --> 00:24:22,599
Then we'll be through
505
00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:24,299
with this whole Georgina bullshit.
506
00:24:24,300 --> 00:24:25,519
I mean, those brother-fuckers are right.
507
00:24:25,520 --> 00:24:26,940
This thing's goddamn cursed.
508
00:24:26,960 --> 00:24:28,440
Yeah, but we're so close, Mo.
509
00:24:28,470 --> 00:24:30,620
Yeah, we were, but it's
all fucked up now.
510
00:24:30,640 --> 00:24:33,109
I mean...
511
00:24:33,110 --> 00:24:34,699
I told Blair everything.
512
00:24:34,700 --> 00:24:37,300
Why?
513
00:24:37,340 --> 00:24:40,279
I genuinely like the kid.
514
00:24:40,280 --> 00:24:41,659
I mean, we almost died together.
515
00:24:41,660 --> 00:24:43,359
That's gotta count for something.
516
00:24:43,360 --> 00:24:44,500
Mm.
517
00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:48,179
And he wasn't gonna marry Tiff anyway.
518
00:24:48,180 --> 00:24:50,739
I thought maybe he would
work with us, but...
519
00:24:50,740 --> 00:24:53,340
fucking kid hates me now.
520
00:24:53,500 --> 00:24:55,500
Welcome to the club, right?
521
00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:02,949
Don't sell shit, Mo.
522
00:25:02,950 --> 00:25:05,320
I can save the Georgina play.
523
00:25:06,040 --> 00:25:07,320
How?
524
00:25:07,350 --> 00:25:09,480
Well, Blair called me in
the middle of the night,
525
00:25:09,490 --> 00:25:11,319
and he told me Tiff's parents
526
00:25:11,320 --> 00:25:12,779
were the ones who had her kidnapped.
527
00:25:14,070 --> 00:25:16,680
No, I know, I know. To
drive the stock up.
528
00:25:16,700 --> 00:25:20,359
- Get the fuck out of here.
- Yeah, and now he's pissed.
529
00:25:20,360 --> 00:25:22,699
Pissed enough to... to work with me?
530
00:25:22,700 --> 00:25:24,640
No, but... but, you know,
531
00:25:24,660 --> 00:25:26,400
enough to work with me.
532
00:25:28,400 --> 00:25:31,620
You're right. You know, Blair...
533
00:25:31,650 --> 00:25:33,140
you know, Blair wasn't gonna marry Tiff,
534
00:25:33,180 --> 00:25:36,150
because, uh, well...
535
00:25:38,780 --> 00:25:42,180
Because he's in love with me.
536
00:25:44,320 --> 00:25:45,799
Oops.
537
00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:48,600
And, um...
538
00:25:50,080 --> 00:25:51,840
And, um...
539
00:25:51,920 --> 00:25:56,820
And I think that I'm
falling for him, too.
540
00:26:06,530 --> 00:26:08,029
Ah.
541
00:26:09,780 --> 00:26:11,960
You know how to get out of here, right?
542
00:26:36,260 --> 00:26:41,260
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