1 00:00:05,793 --> 00:00:07,435 Previously on Black Monday... 2 00:00:07,436 --> 00:00:09,403 You know, Len, I think I know what Mo's up to. 3 00:00:09,404 --> 00:00:10,640 - The Georgina play? - The Georgina play? 4 00:00:10,641 --> 00:00:12,120 We don't have that kind of cash! 5 00:00:12,121 --> 00:00:13,362 I will fucking borrow it, Dawn. 6 00:00:13,363 --> 00:00:14,850 You named the place the Jammer Group, 7 00:00:14,851 --> 00:00:16,175 and nobody knows why! 8 00:00:16,176 --> 00:00:18,577 You did such a great job at getting them back together. 9 00:00:18,578 --> 00:00:19,645 What about us? 10 00:00:23,423 --> 00:00:26,514 _ 11 00:00:26,515 --> 00:00:30,447 _ 12 00:00:30,448 --> 00:00:34,764 Sync and corrections by btsix www.addic7ed.com 13 00:00:35,760 --> 00:00:38,516 Hi, everyone, I'm Alvin Rudnick, 14 00:00:38,517 --> 00:00:40,679 uh, from Steinsteen and Associates. 15 00:00:40,680 --> 00:00:43,121 General counsel for the Jammer Group. 16 00:00:43,122 --> 00:00:45,163 Uh, Maurice asked me to come here today 17 00:00:45,164 --> 00:00:47,806 to give you all a, um, brief course 18 00:00:47,807 --> 00:00:52,290 in the do's and try-not-to-do's of sexual harassment. 19 00:00:52,291 --> 00:00:54,612 Sexual... harassment? 20 00:00:54,613 --> 00:00:57,735 It's a new posish, dumbass. Right, Rudnick? 21 00:00:57,736 --> 00:00:58,857 All right, hit me with it. 22 00:00:58,858 --> 00:01:00,581 I'm always trying to spruce up my fuck game. 23 00:01:00,582 --> 00:01:02,020 Like, huh! Huh! Huh! 24 00:01:02,021 --> 00:01:03,221 Close. 25 00:01:03,222 --> 00:01:05,503 Sexual harassment refers to 26 00:01:05,504 --> 00:01:09,147 unfair treatment of women in the workplace. 27 00:01:09,148 --> 00:01:12,262 Now, the laws against it aren't new, but enforcement is. 28 00:01:12,263 --> 00:01:14,072 More like her-ass-meant nothing to me. 29 00:01:16,235 --> 00:01:18,916 Score one for Rodney Dangertits. 30 00:01:18,917 --> 00:01:20,798 More like Howie Mandela. 31 00:01:20,799 --> 00:01:22,880 - Ooh! - Ooh! 32 00:01:24,523 --> 00:01:26,244 Hit 'em with the part about how you can't 33 00:01:26,245 --> 00:01:29,792 put the moves on or kiss or, you know, fall in love 34 00:01:29,793 --> 00:01:31,319 with any of the chicks in the office. 35 00:01:31,320 --> 00:01:32,945 That's not entirely accurate. 36 00:01:32,946 --> 00:01:34,932 Now, obviously, you can say 37 00:01:34,933 --> 00:01:37,459 anything you want to a woman, but the rules 38 00:01:37,460 --> 00:01:40,057 on physical contact are a bit more restricted. 39 00:01:40,058 --> 00:01:41,899 So hypothetically, let's say 40 00:01:41,900 --> 00:01:43,581 that one of you tomcats has caught 41 00:01:43,582 --> 00:01:44,942 a case of the fancies 42 00:01:44,943 --> 00:01:46,344 for one of the fine young fillies 43 00:01:46,345 --> 00:01:48,025 I see trotting their tail feathers around the office. 44 00:01:48,026 --> 00:01:49,150 Hey, Al, me again. 45 00:01:49,151 --> 00:01:52,109 I think people work better with specific hypotheticals. 46 00:01:52,110 --> 00:01:53,871 So let's just say that one of the tomcats 47 00:01:53,872 --> 00:01:56,073 in the office is, I don't know, Blair. 48 00:01:56,074 --> 00:01:58,716 Well, I'm engaged, so that doesn't make a ton of sense. 49 00:01:58,717 --> 00:01:59,997 Uh, you'd be surprised how much fucking sense 50 00:01:59,998 --> 00:02:01,287 it could make, Blair. 51 00:02:01,288 --> 00:02:03,240 And let's say that, I don't know, 52 00:02:03,241 --> 00:02:04,802 one of these fillies is, uh, Dawn, 53 00:02:04,803 --> 00:02:06,317 since she's the only chick we got here. 54 00:02:08,144 --> 00:02:09,962 Uh, yeah, Rosemarie has a point. 55 00:02:09,963 --> 00:02:13,804 Do these rules apply to a woman of her, you know, decrepitude? 56 00:02:13,805 --> 00:02:17,535 Sexual harassment applies to all women... 57 00:02:17,536 --> 00:02:19,207 Who are attractive... 58 00:02:19,208 --> 00:02:21,844 - Okay. - And of childbearing age. 59 00:02:21,845 --> 00:02:24,502 In fact, the smoke show clause stipulates 60 00:02:24,503 --> 00:02:26,481 that there are 11 types... 61 00:02:26,482 --> 00:02:28,586 - What? - What? 62 00:02:28,587 --> 00:02:29,690 What? 63 00:02:29,691 --> 00:02:31,869 I just want everybody to have a safe work environment. 64 00:02:31,870 --> 00:02:34,191 So this has absolutely nothing to do 65 00:02:34,192 --> 00:02:36,033 with why you've been acting so fucking weird 66 00:02:36,034 --> 00:02:38,235 - since the Manhattan Pageant? - I don't think I've been acting weird. 67 00:02:38,236 --> 00:02:39,281 I think you've been acting weird 68 00:02:39,282 --> 00:02:40,958 'cause I didn't show up at Cedar Tavern. 69 00:02:40,959 --> 00:02:42,680 Well, I didn't show up either. 70 00:02:42,681 --> 00:02:44,802 So why would I be pissed that I have no idea 71 00:02:44,803 --> 00:02:47,187 - whether you showed up or not? - I don't know. 72 00:02:47,188 --> 00:02:48,766 - Okay. - Okay. 73 00:02:48,767 --> 00:02:50,718 A visual aid. 74 00:02:50,719 --> 00:02:52,342 - This is Dum-Dum. - Show us your tits! 75 00:02:53,289 --> 00:02:54,691 So we agree. 76 00:02:54,692 --> 00:02:56,053 Nobody showed up at Cedar Tavern, 77 00:02:56,054 --> 00:02:57,590 so nobody's acting weird. 78 00:02:57,591 --> 00:03:00,497 And this seminar is just about respect. 79 00:03:00,498 --> 00:03:02,699 Yes, and Wayne is really respecting 80 00:03:02,700 --> 00:03:03,981 the fuck out of that doll. 81 00:03:03,982 --> 00:03:05,655 Yo, Alvy, is this kosher? 82 00:03:05,656 --> 00:03:07,865 Oh-ho! 83 00:03:10,868 --> 00:03:14,391 Obviously, everyone, that was right on the line. 84 00:03:17,875 --> 00:03:19,408 - Hey. - Hi. 85 00:03:20,799 --> 00:03:22,839 - SlimFast? - Oh, yeah. 86 00:03:22,840 --> 00:03:24,091 But not fast enough for Tiff. 87 00:03:24,092 --> 00:03:26,203 She's kept me on a strict wedding diet of, uh, 88 00:03:26,204 --> 00:03:30,247 maltodextrin, carrageenan, and phosphates. 89 00:03:30,248 --> 00:03:33,073 - Yum. - Mmm, science. 90 00:03:33,074 --> 00:03:37,426 Hey, was it just me, or was that meeting really odd? 91 00:03:37,427 --> 00:03:39,194 I know, right? It sucks. 92 00:03:39,195 --> 00:03:41,920 I mean, soon, we're not even gonna be able to flirt. 93 00:03:41,921 --> 00:03:44,461 Not you and me. I mean in the workplace. 94 00:03:44,462 --> 00:03:46,320 Yeah, no, not with... not us. 95 00:03:46,321 --> 00:03:47,346 - No. - No. 96 00:03:47,347 --> 00:03:49,706 Um, no, but I was talking about Mo. 97 00:03:49,707 --> 00:03:51,668 Does he know about us at the Cedar Tavern? 98 00:03:51,669 --> 00:03:54,951 No. No, I mean, what is there to know? 99 00:03:54,952 --> 00:03:58,154 I mean, it was just a drunken accident, right? 100 00:03:58,155 --> 00:03:59,996 - Yeah. - Yeah. 101 00:03:59,997 --> 00:04:02,559 Yeah, it was just a-a drunken accident. 102 00:04:02,560 --> 00:04:04,067 - Like my little brother. - Ah. 103 00:04:04,068 --> 00:04:07,203 You kissed your brother too? 104 00:04:07,204 --> 00:04:10,246 Uh, no, no, my... my parents thought they were done 105 00:04:10,247 --> 00:04:13,009 having kids, and then they were using the rhythm method and... 106 00:04:13,010 --> 00:04:15,652 - Somebody got off beat. - Exactly. 107 00:04:15,653 --> 00:04:17,156 Yeah. 108 00:04:17,157 --> 00:04:19,194 Well, I'm gonna go eat this. 109 00:04:20,377 --> 00:04:21,898 Nice. 110 00:04:21,899 --> 00:04:23,038 Mm. 111 00:04:26,307 --> 00:04:27,503 You Maurice Monroe? 112 00:04:27,504 --> 00:04:30,949 - What the hell is this? - You'll see. 113 00:04:41,879 --> 00:04:43,399 Nice! Is that a new fax machine? 114 00:04:43,400 --> 00:04:45,521 The Baud rates on these are insane. 115 00:04:45,522 --> 00:04:46,723 No. 116 00:04:46,724 --> 00:04:47,913 LA number? 117 00:04:48,721 --> 00:04:51,607 Holy shit: "For legal reasons, this is not Michael Milken 118 00:04:51,608 --> 00:04:55,812 cordially not inviting you and a guest to Los Angeles 119 00:04:55,813 --> 00:04:58,294 for the seventh annual not-Predator's Ball." 120 00:04:58,295 --> 00:05:00,327 Is that what I think it is? 121 00:05:00,328 --> 00:05:01,617 I'm legitimately asking that question 122 00:05:01,618 --> 00:05:03,099 because I-I did not understand the invitation. 123 00:05:03,100 --> 00:05:05,181 Y-yeah, it's a not-invitation, but yeah! 124 00:05:05,182 --> 00:05:06,422 - That's what it is! - Oh, yes! 125 00:05:06,423 --> 00:05:08,015 I gotta go. 126 00:05:08,016 --> 00:05:10,066 - Yes! - Whoo! Right? 127 00:05:10,067 --> 00:05:13,389 - Whoo! - What are you chicks squealing about? 128 00:05:13,390 --> 00:05:16,325 Well, we were just not invited to the Predator's Ball. 129 00:05:16,326 --> 00:05:18,314 - What? This is crazy! - Right? 130 00:05:18,315 --> 00:05:19,815 This is exciting. 131 00:05:19,816 --> 00:05:23,172 I know, but Wayne doesn't know. What's the Predator's Ball? 132 00:05:23,173 --> 00:05:25,441 Well, it's only the only networking event 133 00:05:25,442 --> 00:05:27,643 for the crème de la crème, not hosted 134 00:05:27,644 --> 00:05:29,725 by Michael "2 percent" Milken! 135 00:05:29,726 --> 00:05:30,737 Oh, my God. 136 00:05:30,738 --> 00:05:32,497 This guy is like the Willy Wonka of money! 137 00:05:32,498 --> 00:05:33,809 He's a matchmaker... he connects money 138 00:05:33,810 --> 00:05:34,942 to people that need it 139 00:05:34,943 --> 00:05:36,526 at the most exclusive party in the world. 140 00:05:36,527 --> 00:05:38,374 Like the Illuminati, but less butt stuff. 141 00:05:38,375 --> 00:05:41,508 - Oh, I get that. - LA, here we come. 142 00:05:42,260 --> 00:05:43,675 Cowabunga, dudes. 143 00:05:43,676 --> 00:05:46,222 Chillax. You're not going. I'm taking Dawn. 144 00:05:46,223 --> 00:05:47,663 - You are? - You are? 145 00:05:47,664 --> 00:05:49,225 I'm sorry. I know, Keith. 146 00:05:49,226 --> 00:05:50,746 We dreamed about this for years, right? 147 00:05:50,747 --> 00:05:53,068 But my inside guy at the SEC said 148 00:05:53,069 --> 00:05:54,910 that they had a couple of real bitch scouts 149 00:05:54,911 --> 00:05:56,071 and they're coming down really hard 150 00:05:56,072 --> 00:05:57,507 on everybody on the street. 151 00:05:57,508 --> 00:05:59,715 That's why Milken and Bosky and everyone's 152 00:05:59,716 --> 00:06:01,917 being so cautious, so I need you to stay back 153 00:06:01,918 --> 00:06:03,839 and throw a little party of your own this weekend, 154 00:06:03,840 --> 00:06:05,111 okay, a shred party. 155 00:06:05,112 --> 00:06:07,362 So the SEC hires two chicks 156 00:06:07,363 --> 00:06:08,628 and now I gotta work this weekend? 157 00:06:08,629 --> 00:06:10,926 Don't think about it as work. You're gonna be the boss. 158 00:06:10,927 --> 00:06:12,407 Okay, of the whole place. 159 00:06:12,408 --> 00:06:13,929 Includin' Blair. 160 00:06:13,930 --> 00:06:15,249 Yeah, but you said he's untouchable. 161 00:06:15,250 --> 00:06:17,052 He's getting a pube too big for his briefs, 162 00:06:17,053 --> 00:06:18,774 and I know just the guy to take him down. 163 00:06:18,775 --> 00:06:19,975 You know what? 164 00:06:19,976 --> 00:06:21,216 Take this. 165 00:06:21,217 --> 00:06:22,457 Stick it in your tie. 166 00:06:22,458 --> 00:06:23,841 It's gonna drive him crazy. 167 00:06:23,842 --> 00:06:25,901 All right! 168 00:06:25,902 --> 00:06:27,743 Listen up, motherfuckers! 169 00:06:27,744 --> 00:06:29,411 Keith is your god now! 170 00:06:29,412 --> 00:06:30,807 Hi! 171 00:06:43,881 --> 00:06:45,040 Hey, what's wrong with you? 172 00:06:45,041 --> 00:06:46,641 You've been acting weird all day. 173 00:06:46,642 --> 00:06:48,483 - Are you nervous? - Huh? No. I'm not nervous. 174 00:06:48,484 --> 00:06:51,086 I just forgot how much LA bums me out. 175 00:06:51,087 --> 00:06:53,288 They should be nervous. So should you. 176 00:06:53,289 --> 00:06:54,850 Yeah, got a lot riding on this, okay? 177 00:06:54,851 --> 00:06:56,171 We need a lot of fucking cash, 178 00:06:56,172 --> 00:06:57,612 and this is the place we can get it. 179 00:06:57,613 --> 00:06:58,733 Everybody needs cash. 180 00:06:58,734 --> 00:06:59,975 I'm saying we finally got a shot 181 00:06:59,976 --> 00:07:01,096 to play with the big boys, okay? 182 00:07:01,097 --> 00:07:02,417 We gotta stay sharp. 183 00:07:02,418 --> 00:07:04,659 Hey, I spent the whole plane ride working 184 00:07:04,660 --> 00:07:05,941 while you joined the mile try club. 185 00:07:05,942 --> 00:07:07,622 Talking about? 186 00:07:07,623 --> 00:07:09,424 - Those stewardesses were deaf. - They heard you. 187 00:07:09,425 --> 00:07:10,986 Look, what I'm saying is, 188 00:07:10,987 --> 00:07:13,788 this weekend is not about work, okay? 189 00:07:13,789 --> 00:07:15,630 It's gonna be unlike anything you've ever seen before. 190 00:07:15,631 --> 00:07:17,232 You have no idea what you're walking into. 191 00:07:17,233 --> 00:07:20,635 It's... imagine a party thrown by Motley Crue 192 00:07:20,636 --> 00:07:22,397 getting crashed by 2 Live Crew 193 00:07:22,398 --> 00:07:25,440 with a bunch of guys who rowed crew wearing J. Crew. 194 00:07:25,441 --> 00:07:28,203 Wow, how long did it take you to come up with that? 195 00:07:28,204 --> 00:07:30,761 Well, we sat on that tarmac about an hour, 196 00:07:30,762 --> 00:07:33,036 so, like, seven hours. 197 00:07:33,650 --> 00:07:35,650 Mo, truce, okay? 198 00:07:35,651 --> 00:07:37,011 Now, come on, if we're gonna do this, 199 00:07:37,012 --> 00:07:38,959 we gotta work together. What do you always say? 200 00:07:40,136 --> 00:07:41,776 The Police Academy trilogy is better 201 00:07:41,777 --> 00:07:42,977 than the Star Wars trilogy. 202 00:07:42,978 --> 00:07:44,172 No, the other thing. 203 00:07:44,821 --> 00:07:47,061 - Fuck 'em all. - Fuck 'em all. 204 00:07:51,153 --> 00:07:53,988 Hey, Tiff, so slight change of plans. 205 00:07:53,989 --> 00:07:55,550 Are you coming home earlier? 'Cause I want to beat 206 00:07:55,551 --> 00:07:58,673 Hamptons traffic, and also, I was thinking, 207 00:07:58,674 --> 00:08:00,274 we could take a ride before the ride 208 00:08:00,275 --> 00:08:01,235 if you catch my drift. 209 00:08:01,236 --> 00:08:03,462 Why, do you need to grab something before we go? 210 00:08:03,463 --> 00:08:05,749 No, I'm talking about doing it. God! 211 00:08:05,750 --> 00:08:06,841 It's been so long, 212 00:08:06,842 --> 00:08:08,045 you can't even catch my drift anymore. 213 00:08:08,046 --> 00:08:09,684 No, no, no, no, no, no, I got it. 214 00:08:09,685 --> 00:08:12,326 But... I-I... no, sadly, uh, we all have to work 215 00:08:12,327 --> 00:08:14,018 late tonight to do compliance. 216 00:08:14,019 --> 00:08:16,130 - You mean a document shred? - Yeah, how'd you know that? 217 00:08:16,131 --> 00:08:17,572 Duh, my family's loaded. 218 00:08:17,573 --> 00:08:20,414 Look, Blair, we need this weekend, okay? 219 00:08:20,415 --> 00:08:22,456 Just... just tell 'em that you can't stay. 220 00:08:22,457 --> 00:08:24,418 Tiff, it doesn't really work that way. 221 00:08:24,419 --> 00:08:26,380 But, uh, but look, I will make it up to you. 222 00:08:26,381 --> 00:08:29,117 I'm sorry, we will leave first thing tomorrow, okay? 223 00:08:30,066 --> 00:08:31,177 I love you. 224 00:08:32,709 --> 00:08:33,847 I love you. 225 00:08:35,191 --> 00:08:36,307 Tiffany? 226 00:08:37,233 --> 00:08:39,513 Tiff, are you there? 227 00:08:39,514 --> 00:08:42,717 Okay, fellas, I know this is a lot to shred tonight, 228 00:08:42,718 --> 00:08:44,198 but I feel like if we all work together, 229 00:08:44,199 --> 00:08:45,760 we can be done by midnight, 230 00:08:45,761 --> 00:08:47,521 so what do you say we, uh, we toss in 231 00:08:47,522 --> 00:08:48,522 for some din-din, huh? 232 00:08:48,523 --> 00:08:50,644 Huh? Pick a menu, any menu. 233 00:08:50,645 --> 00:08:52,486 Or we could live dangerously and play 234 00:08:52,487 --> 00:08:54,448 a little takeout roulette, huh, what do you say? 235 00:08:54,449 --> 00:08:57,091 Oh, no, no, no. We're doing Thai. 236 00:08:57,092 --> 00:08:58,853 Hookers. 237 00:08:58,854 --> 00:09:01,694 - Wait, is that my tie pin? - Not anymore, asshole. 238 00:09:01,695 --> 00:09:03,914 Mo gave it to me, 'cause we're best friends. 239 00:09:03,915 --> 00:09:05,419 All right, come on, everybody. 240 00:09:05,420 --> 00:09:06,941 Thai toots on Keith. 241 00:09:06,942 --> 00:09:08,983 See ya! Wouldn't want to be ya. 242 00:09:08,984 --> 00:09:10,864 - Did I just come up with that? - Nope. 243 00:09:10,865 --> 00:09:13,547 Fucking animals. 244 00:09:19,738 --> 00:09:21,035 Toot! 245 00:09:21,036 --> 00:09:22,316 Wow. 246 00:09:26,040 --> 00:09:27,062 What the fuck? 247 00:09:28,564 --> 00:09:30,003 Mr. President. 248 00:09:31,806 --> 00:09:32,646 Ooh, the Yankees are... 249 00:09:32,647 --> 00:09:34,968 Uh... 250 00:09:38,444 --> 00:09:39,670 Welcome! 251 00:09:40,175 --> 00:09:41,735 I'm Not Michael Milken. 252 00:09:41,736 --> 00:09:44,177 And this is not the Predator's Ball! 253 00:09:44,178 --> 00:09:47,341 You must be Dawn and Maurice. 254 00:09:47,342 --> 00:09:49,423 I know because you're our first blacks! 255 00:09:49,424 --> 00:09:51,761 And you are our first woman. 256 00:09:51,762 --> 00:09:54,308 Ooh. Aside from the pros. 257 00:09:54,309 --> 00:09:55,594 Thank you? 258 00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:56,990 Have fun! Enjoy yourself! 259 00:09:56,991 --> 00:09:58,311 Try not to die! 260 00:09:58,312 --> 00:10:00,514 Die! Die! Die! Die! 261 00:10:17,091 --> 00:10:18,772 What the fuck? Georgina? 262 00:10:21,055 --> 00:10:25,739 Oh. 263 00:10:29,463 --> 00:10:31,865 Hold on. Hold on. I got him! 264 00:10:32,707 --> 00:10:34,347 Damn it. 265 00:10:39,233 --> 00:10:41,194 Come on, now! 266 00:10:41,195 --> 00:10:43,036 That's it! Watch it! Oh! Come on! 267 00:10:44,238 --> 00:10:45,558 Where are they? 268 00:10:45,559 --> 00:10:47,600 - Ah! - Ah! Get down! 269 00:10:49,403 --> 00:10:50,723 Whoo! 270 00:10:55,850 --> 00:10:57,001 No, I mean, you really dominated 271 00:10:57,002 --> 00:10:59,291 the whole, like, American Gladiators jousting. 272 00:10:59,292 --> 00:11:02,295 I know I did; you know, I dated Gemini for a minute. 273 00:11:02,296 --> 00:11:05,778 You know, until he 'roided his balls into raisins. 274 00:11:05,779 --> 00:11:09,983 And he was a Leo, I'm a Cancer, so we were incompatible. 275 00:11:09,984 --> 00:11:11,784 Of course, I'm a cancer in every relationship. 276 00:11:11,785 --> 00:11:14,267 Oh. I'm glad you said it. 277 00:11:17,272 --> 00:11:20,833 - Well, this is me. - Yep. That's me. 278 00:11:20,834 --> 00:11:22,515 This is you. 279 00:11:23,678 --> 00:11:25,018 Yep. 280 00:11:26,281 --> 00:11:27,462 Um... 281 00:11:28,838 --> 00:11:30,203 What do you want to do, I mean... 282 00:11:30,204 --> 00:11:31,844 you want to call it, or... 283 00:11:35,329 --> 00:11:36,729 I could always do one more. 284 00:11:36,730 --> 00:11:38,090 Oh, yeah, you proved that. 285 00:11:42,135 --> 00:11:43,576 Big day, Mo. 286 00:11:43,577 --> 00:11:45,378 It's a fucking huge day. 287 00:11:45,379 --> 00:11:48,501 - We need this money bad, kid. - You keep saying that. 288 00:11:48,502 --> 00:11:49,742 What is it you're not telling me? 289 00:11:49,743 --> 00:11:51,904 - Well, you know, I'm... - Huh? What? 290 00:11:51,905 --> 00:11:54,226 Look, after the Yakuza almost took my finger, 291 00:11:54,227 --> 00:11:55,868 they kind of freaked out and made me give them 292 00:11:55,869 --> 00:11:57,430 a small percentage 293 00:11:57,431 --> 00:11:58,936 of the Jammer Group as collateral. 294 00:11:58,937 --> 00:12:01,193 - Just collateral. - Wait, wait. How much? 295 00:12:01,194 --> 00:12:02,869 It's not... it doesn't... it's 30 percent. 296 00:12:02,870 --> 00:12:04,116 But it's collateral. It doesn't matter. 297 00:12:04,117 --> 00:12:06,799 - Where were we? - We were where we always are. 298 00:12:06,800 --> 00:12:07,951 You not telling me shit. 299 00:12:07,952 --> 00:12:10,119 I just fuckin' told you, Dawn, would you chill? 300 00:12:10,120 --> 00:12:12,181 We get the money back when we catch up on the payments. 301 00:12:12,182 --> 00:12:13,285 It's like a pawn shop. 302 00:12:13,286 --> 00:12:15,287 I thought we agreed, now that we're partners, 303 00:12:15,288 --> 00:12:17,129 that you'd be fucking honest with me... 304 00:12:17,130 --> 00:12:18,804 - I thought the same thing. - And I'd be honest with you! 305 00:12:18,805 --> 00:12:19,864 - With each other! - Exactly. 306 00:12:19,865 --> 00:12:22,335 Until somebody lied about showing up at Cedar Tavern. 307 00:12:24,258 --> 00:12:27,622 And how would you know I was there unless you were there? 308 00:12:29,063 --> 00:12:31,223 Uh, because I know how women work. 309 00:12:31,224 --> 00:12:34,106 I know women stuff, I have amazing women's intuition. 310 00:12:34,107 --> 00:12:35,828 That's not how that works! 311 00:12:44,998 --> 00:12:47,239 - Hello, Jammer Group. - Blair? What the fuck? 312 00:12:47,240 --> 00:12:48,640 You didn't come home last night. 313 00:12:48,641 --> 00:12:50,322 What about the Hamptons? 314 00:12:50,323 --> 00:12:52,965 Well, I'm... I'm sorry, Keith and the guys sort of 315 00:12:52,966 --> 00:12:54,726 ditched me with all of the shredding. 316 00:12:54,727 --> 00:12:56,728 Why do you let them bully you? 317 00:12:56,729 --> 00:12:59,331 Tiffany, they're not bullying me, okay? 318 00:12:59,332 --> 00:13:02,504 Although I guess he did sort of take my lunch money. 319 00:13:02,505 --> 00:13:04,497 Okay, you need to stand up for yourself. 320 00:13:04,498 --> 00:13:07,089 Tiffany, I know you don't have a lot of work experience, 321 00:13:07,090 --> 00:13:10,942 but there is a chain of command that needs to be respected. 322 00:13:10,943 --> 00:13:12,184 Okay. 323 00:13:12,185 --> 00:13:13,585 So you ruin our romantic weekend, 324 00:13:13,586 --> 00:13:15,627 but it's my fault 'cause I'm some rich girl 325 00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:17,389 who never worked, just because I'm a rich girl 326 00:13:17,390 --> 00:13:18,765 who never worked? 327 00:13:19,353 --> 00:13:21,713 - Unlike your precious Dawn. - What? What? 328 00:13:21,714 --> 00:13:23,275 I don't... no, no. 329 00:13:23,276 --> 00:13:25,036 I do not have feelings for Dawn, all right? 330 00:13:25,037 --> 00:13:26,838 I explained this to you, I even... 331 00:13:26,839 --> 00:13:29,361 I even showed you that episode of Hogan's Heroes. 332 00:13:29,362 --> 00:13:33,325 Look. I'm sorry. I will make this up to you. 333 00:13:33,326 --> 00:13:35,967 Have your dad get us the most un-gettable 334 00:13:35,968 --> 00:13:38,530 reservation tonight, okay? 335 00:13:38,531 --> 00:13:41,733 And then afterwards, we're gonna go home, 336 00:13:41,734 --> 00:13:45,016 and I'm gonna twist you into a hot pretzel 337 00:13:45,017 --> 00:13:47,699 and inject you with my nacho ch... 338 00:13:47,700 --> 00:13:49,301 - I'm sorry, that was really... - Yuck. 339 00:13:49,302 --> 00:13:51,022 - My... my first attempt at... - Pick me up at eight. 340 00:14:09,449 --> 00:14:11,002 - You ready? - Why don't you give her 341 00:14:11,003 --> 00:14:12,443 30 percent of the company? 342 00:14:12,444 --> 00:14:13,725 - She's looking at me. - Oh, really? 343 00:14:13,726 --> 00:14:14,966 Her butt cheeks have fucking eyes now? 344 00:14:14,967 --> 00:14:16,207 No, fucking eyes. She looked at me. 345 00:14:16,208 --> 00:14:17,408 It's impolite not to look back. 346 00:14:17,409 --> 00:14:19,317 Maurice! Dawny! 347 00:14:20,253 --> 00:14:22,654 What a wild night, huh? 348 00:14:22,655 --> 00:14:23,791 Who are you? 349 00:14:23,792 --> 00:14:25,098 Well, Not Michael Milken. 350 00:14:25,498 --> 00:14:27,939 I thought we didn't meet Milken yesterday. 351 00:14:27,940 --> 00:14:30,972 Or didn't you? Not? 352 00:14:30,973 --> 00:14:34,225 So, are you guys ready to meet your monetary mystery date? 353 00:14:34,226 --> 00:14:35,747 - Yeah. That's why we're here. - Yeah. 354 00:14:35,748 --> 00:14:37,428 All right. After you. 355 00:14:38,550 --> 00:14:39,630 Thank you. 356 00:14:49,361 --> 00:14:50,842 It's a shidduch. 357 00:14:50,843 --> 00:14:52,443 - Oh, here we go. - Oh. 358 00:14:52,444 --> 00:14:54,245 Is "shidduch" Jew talk for "shit show"? 359 00:14:54,246 --> 00:14:57,368 I thought this was a conference for investors, not incestors. 360 00:14:57,369 --> 00:14:58,849 - We will sue you. - That is slander! 361 00:14:58,850 --> 00:15:00,032 - That is slanderous! - We will sue you. 362 00:15:00,033 --> 00:15:01,617 Yeah, nothing personal, 363 00:15:01,618 --> 00:15:03,334 but I can't stand these evil Twinkies. 364 00:15:03,335 --> 00:15:04,695 Well, the feeling is mutual. 365 00:15:04,696 --> 00:15:05,758 Yeah, we both have that, uh, same feeling. 366 00:15:05,759 --> 00:15:07,818 But I personally "Motel-the-Tailored" 367 00:15:07,819 --> 00:15:10,781 this match specifically for both of your two firms. 368 00:15:10,782 --> 00:15:12,583 Come on! This thing is bashert! 369 00:15:12,584 --> 00:15:14,505 Listen, I, for one, would like to hear him out, 370 00:15:14,506 --> 00:15:16,026 but maybe in English? 371 00:15:16,027 --> 00:15:17,588 What's the point? The Leighmans would never 372 00:15:17,589 --> 00:15:18,897 make a deal that didn't fuck me over. 373 00:15:18,898 --> 00:15:19,964 - Yeah, yeah. - That's right. 374 00:15:19,965 --> 00:15:22,433 And ditto. So, uh, next. 375 00:15:22,434 --> 00:15:23,634 Maurice, wait a second. 376 00:15:23,635 --> 00:15:25,916 Wait. There... there is no next. 377 00:15:25,917 --> 00:15:27,318 What do you mean, there's no next? 378 00:15:27,319 --> 00:15:28,719 This place is fuckin' lousy 379 00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:30,481 with rich white guys who don't come in pairs. 380 00:15:30,482 --> 00:15:31,722 Or each other. 381 00:15:31,723 --> 00:15:33,604 - We can hear you! - That's why I said it! 382 00:15:33,605 --> 00:15:35,846 Look, this is all we have for the Jammer Group. 383 00:15:35,847 --> 00:15:37,688 There's not a lot of deals that make sense 384 00:15:37,689 --> 00:15:39,450 for a firm with your reputation. 385 00:15:39,451 --> 00:15:40,691 Reputation? 386 00:15:40,692 --> 00:15:41,852 This is the best thing for everybody. 387 00:15:41,853 --> 00:15:43,534 - Oh, this bullshit, huh? - Mo. 388 00:15:43,535 --> 00:15:44,855 - What? - What do you mean, what? 389 00:15:44,856 --> 00:15:45,896 The only reason we're here 390 00:15:45,897 --> 00:15:47,137 is 'cause they need a sucker, Dawn. 391 00:15:47,138 --> 00:15:48,739 Look around. 392 00:15:48,740 --> 00:15:50,260 One of these things is not like the brother. 393 00:15:50,261 --> 00:15:51,982 Come on, Dawn, please, help me out. 394 00:15:51,983 --> 00:15:54,184 - What do you mean, "Dawn"? - Dawn. Your partner. 395 00:15:54,185 --> 00:15:56,787 Mo, let's put emotions aside. Let's hear him out. 396 00:15:56,788 --> 00:15:58,549 We came all the way out here to make this deal. 397 00:15:58,550 --> 00:15:59,630 All the way to sunny California, 398 00:15:59,631 --> 00:16:01,311 where I always get burned. 399 00:16:01,312 --> 00:16:04,314 Trust me, Dawn, they are going to fuck us, okay? 400 00:16:04,315 --> 00:16:06,156 Now, whether you can see it or not, I can. 401 00:16:06,157 --> 00:16:08,759 Well, I see a deal to be made. That's what I see. 402 00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:10,189 Isn't that why you brought me here? 403 00:16:10,190 --> 00:16:12,202 No! I brought you here so that you wouldn't try 404 00:16:12,203 --> 00:16:14,204 to give it up to half the office. 405 00:16:14,205 --> 00:16:15,725 No, that's it, we're out. 406 00:16:18,650 --> 00:16:20,170 What a shonda. 407 00:16:20,171 --> 00:16:21,732 It wasn't half the office, it was one guy, 408 00:16:21,733 --> 00:16:25,015 and it was just a kiss, I mean, except Mo. 409 00:16:25,016 --> 00:16:26,536 Which I did everything except... 410 00:16:26,537 --> 00:16:28,338 The Leighmans need to get into the takeover game 411 00:16:28,339 --> 00:16:30,340 without besmirching their good name. 412 00:16:30,341 --> 00:16:32,102 You guys need cash, right? 413 00:16:32,103 --> 00:16:34,171 That's it. That's the deal. 414 00:16:34,172 --> 00:16:36,909 Dawn, you are a partner, am I right? 415 00:16:39,111 --> 00:16:41,151 I don't know how they do their milk here, but I love it. 416 00:16:41,152 --> 00:16:42,486 It's all about the cows. 417 00:16:42,487 --> 00:16:44,835 Guys. Look. 418 00:16:44,836 --> 00:16:47,477 Mo's letting his emotions get in the way of business. 419 00:16:47,478 --> 00:16:49,359 He hates you, you hate him. 420 00:16:49,360 --> 00:16:50,800 I hate that I love your outfits. 421 00:16:50,801 --> 00:16:52,002 Brooks Brothers, personal friends. 422 00:16:52,003 --> 00:16:53,696 We met at the Twinternationals. 423 00:16:53,697 --> 00:16:55,089 But we all love money. 424 00:16:55,090 --> 00:16:56,246 Look. 425 00:16:57,924 --> 00:16:59,609 The only thing that Mo has ever been right about... 426 00:16:59,610 --> 00:17:01,051 Is that we would never do a deal 427 00:17:01,052 --> 00:17:02,892 that doesn't fuck him like a brother. 428 00:17:02,893 --> 00:17:03,901 What? 429 00:17:04,576 --> 00:17:05,976 And to clarify, 430 00:17:05,977 --> 00:17:07,537 I meant that in a purely racist way, 431 00:17:07,538 --> 00:17:09,099 not in the "brother sex" way. 432 00:17:09,100 --> 00:17:11,341 What, why would anybody jump to that, Lare? 433 00:17:11,342 --> 00:17:13,042 - Nobody's jumping to that. - Just double-checking. 434 00:17:13,043 --> 00:17:15,425 - I did, kinda. - She knows what racist is. 435 00:17:15,426 --> 00:17:16,440 She's black. 436 00:17:16,441 --> 00:17:18,067 Don't worry. I know you're racist. 437 00:17:18,068 --> 00:17:19,760 - Thank you. - I just meant that we wouldn't 438 00:17:19,761 --> 00:17:21,289 do a deal that wouldn't screw Mo. 439 00:17:21,290 --> 00:17:23,713 Who says that's off the table? 440 00:17:36,608 --> 00:17:38,288 You've reached the Jammer Group. 441 00:17:38,289 --> 00:17:40,209 We're not here. 442 00:17:40,210 --> 00:17:43,132 Pick up, Blair. Our reservation was an hour ago. 443 00:17:43,133 --> 00:17:45,214 I am going to count to three. 444 00:17:45,215 --> 00:17:46,496 One. 445 00:17:46,497 --> 00:17:48,217 Two. 446 00:17:48,218 --> 00:17:52,101 Oh, my God, you are fucked. Two and a half! 447 00:17:52,102 --> 00:17:53,423 Hey, kitty cat. 448 00:17:53,424 --> 00:17:55,184 So, good news, bad news. 449 00:17:55,185 --> 00:17:57,987 Um, I finally got rid of that tie you hated, 450 00:17:57,988 --> 00:18:00,670 but it kind of broke the shredder in the proc... 451 00:18:05,756 --> 00:18:08,477 Ow! Fuck! That smarts. 452 00:18:26,617 --> 00:18:28,799 Hello, I'm, uh, here to see a patient. 453 00:18:29,300 --> 00:18:31,777 - Rod Jaminski? - How'd you know? 454 00:18:32,263 --> 00:18:35,024 We only have one patient. 455 00:18:35,025 --> 00:18:36,324 Follow me. 456 00:18:47,598 --> 00:18:48,717 Jesus. 457 00:18:51,962 --> 00:18:52,801 Hey. 458 00:19:06,097 --> 00:19:07,710 Hey, Jammer. 459 00:19:09,060 --> 00:19:10,776 Blair! 460 00:19:10,777 --> 00:19:12,221 Blair! 461 00:19:12,222 --> 00:19:13,697 Tiffany? 462 00:19:13,698 --> 00:19:15,104 Look, before you start screaming... 463 00:19:15,105 --> 00:19:16,656 Over here, boys! 464 00:19:18,389 --> 00:19:22,711 This is an industrial textile decimator. 465 00:19:22,712 --> 00:19:24,917 Daddy uses it to keep surplus inventory 466 00:19:24,918 --> 00:19:26,475 from falling into the hands of the homeless. 467 00:19:26,476 --> 00:19:28,917 "Tiffany, nothing ruins a brand faster 468 00:19:28,918 --> 00:19:31,054 than seeing it on a bum." 469 00:19:31,055 --> 00:19:33,234 I'm sorry I ruined our weekend. 470 00:19:33,235 --> 00:19:35,043 It's not about that. 471 00:19:35,044 --> 00:19:37,806 Blair, I am obsessed with you. 472 00:19:37,807 --> 00:19:39,608 And when I see you getting pushed around, 473 00:19:39,609 --> 00:19:41,129 it makes me literally insane. 474 00:19:41,130 --> 00:19:43,641 Well, from now on, no one's pushing me around. 475 00:19:44,535 --> 00:19:46,590 - Except for you. - Ooh. 476 00:19:46,591 --> 00:19:48,857 You can push my ass around. 477 00:19:48,858 --> 00:19:50,539 - Tight little bottom. - Yeah, my tight bottom. 478 00:19:50,540 --> 00:19:51,780 Oh, you want to shred it, Mommy? 479 00:19:51,781 --> 00:19:54,182 Oh, yeah. Do it. 480 00:19:54,183 --> 00:19:55,624 - You like that? - Yeah. 481 00:19:55,625 --> 00:19:57,065 You like that? 482 00:19:57,066 --> 00:19:59,069 Oh! My God. 483 00:19:59,635 --> 00:20:00,955 Bottom line: 484 00:20:00,956 --> 00:20:03,752 These hostile takeovers throw off 10 X. 485 00:20:03,753 --> 00:20:05,233 You can't get that leverage 486 00:20:05,234 --> 00:20:06,835 anywhere in your outdated sectors. 487 00:20:06,836 --> 00:20:08,597 So what do you guys say? 488 00:20:08,598 --> 00:20:11,800 Are you gonna let emotions get in the way of business? 489 00:20:11,801 --> 00:20:13,081 - Yes. - Yes. 490 00:20:13,082 --> 00:20:14,522 - Really, you're in? - No, yes. 491 00:20:14,523 --> 00:20:16,084 We're gonna let emotions get in the way. 492 00:20:16,085 --> 00:20:18,366 Look, Dawn, we've known you a long time. 493 00:20:18,367 --> 00:20:19,447 You're a smart woman. 494 00:20:19,448 --> 00:20:21,262 Which we would normally find repulsive. 495 00:20:21,263 --> 00:20:23,091 But we'd be willing to overlook that for money. 496 00:20:23,092 --> 00:20:24,606 - Good. - What we can't overlook 497 00:20:24,607 --> 00:20:26,218 is our evergreen hatred for Mo. 498 00:20:26,219 --> 00:20:28,268 I thought you claimed this deal would fuck him over. 499 00:20:28,269 --> 00:20:30,298 More than you can ever dream. 500 00:20:30,299 --> 00:20:31,860 Listening. 501 00:20:31,861 --> 00:20:33,661 Because once this deal is done, I'm done. 502 00:20:33,662 --> 00:20:35,303 I'm leaving the Jammer Group. 503 00:20:35,304 --> 00:20:37,786 - Why? - Mo's unhinged. 504 00:20:37,787 --> 00:20:40,468 He pawned a percentage of our company 505 00:20:40,469 --> 00:20:42,432 to the Yakuza without even telling me. 506 00:20:42,433 --> 00:20:44,232 I'm gonna do these last few deals, 507 00:20:44,233 --> 00:20:46,915 get my cut, and walk. 508 00:20:46,916 --> 00:20:48,989 Without me, Mo's done. 509 00:20:48,990 --> 00:20:50,082 Six months, tops. 510 00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:53,481 He'll be broke, in jail, dead, or all three. 511 00:20:53,482 --> 00:20:55,418 So what do you guys say, huh? 512 00:20:56,645 --> 00:20:58,086 You want to take Mo off the board 513 00:20:58,087 --> 00:21:00,090 and make a mint while doing it? 514 00:21:04,774 --> 00:21:06,734 Uh... 515 00:21:06,735 --> 00:21:08,296 You know, it's been a while since I've been back, 516 00:21:08,297 --> 00:21:10,191 and I don't want to hear any shit about it, okay? 517 00:21:10,192 --> 00:21:12,515 I-I did my time in Cali. You did too. 518 00:21:15,361 --> 00:21:17,105 I'm trying the Georgina Play. 519 00:21:17,106 --> 00:21:18,466 Going for it. 520 00:21:18,467 --> 00:21:20,750 Just like we always dreamed about. 521 00:21:23,753 --> 00:21:25,433 I mean, it should be the rush of my life, right? 522 00:21:25,434 --> 00:21:26,952 But I'm... 523 00:21:28,157 --> 00:21:30,731 I'm distracted. I keep losing focus. 524 00:21:31,721 --> 00:21:33,681 Over a woman. Dawn. 525 00:21:33,682 --> 00:21:36,003 I mean, I-I don't know what to fucking do, Jammer. 526 00:21:48,604 --> 00:21:50,580 Shit. You're alive. 527 00:21:50,581 --> 00:21:53,620 I thought you were fully fucking Von Bulow'd. 528 00:21:53,621 --> 00:21:55,703 Take my watch off 529 00:21:55,704 --> 00:21:58,368 and read me the inscription on the back. 530 00:21:58,369 --> 00:22:00,468 I know what it says, Jammer. 531 00:22:00,469 --> 00:22:01,949 Well, then, don't be an asshole. 532 00:22:01,950 --> 00:22:03,150 Take it off and read it. 533 00:22:03,151 --> 00:22:05,392 Boy. 534 00:22:05,393 --> 00:22:07,514 Oh, look at that. It says "fuck 'em all." 535 00:22:07,515 --> 00:22:08,869 Fuck 'em all. 536 00:22:09,999 --> 00:22:12,279 I lived my whole life like that. 537 00:22:12,280 --> 00:22:15,282 Money over everything and everyone. 538 00:22:15,283 --> 00:22:17,540 And look where I am now. 539 00:22:18,514 --> 00:22:20,567 Uh, well, hold on a second. I'm confused. 540 00:22:20,568 --> 00:22:22,649 Are you telling me that after all these years, 541 00:22:22,650 --> 00:22:24,087 now you're saying 542 00:22:24,088 --> 00:22:26,672 money doesn't matter, that it's all about love? 543 00:22:27,937 --> 00:22:29,576 You're dumb. 544 00:22:29,577 --> 00:22:30,938 That's it, I just figured out, 545 00:22:30,939 --> 00:22:32,259 you're fuckin' dumb. 546 00:22:32,260 --> 00:22:34,381 I meant look where I am now. 547 00:22:34,382 --> 00:22:37,264 The best medical facility on the fuckin' planet. 548 00:22:37,265 --> 00:22:38,324 Ah. 549 00:22:38,325 --> 00:22:39,827 I bought the whole goddamn place, 550 00:22:39,828 --> 00:22:41,108 got rid of everybody, 551 00:22:41,109 --> 00:22:43,150 and I got the best medical technology, 552 00:22:43,151 --> 00:22:46,490 which may make me live forever. 553 00:22:47,811 --> 00:22:51,785 Everything I am, was, will be 554 00:22:51,786 --> 00:22:53,373 is about money. 555 00:22:55,444 --> 00:22:56,542 Love... 556 00:22:57,366 --> 00:22:59,566 I thought you'd learned your lesson after Connie. 557 00:22:59,567 --> 00:23:01,475 No one gives a shit about you. 558 00:23:02,291 --> 00:23:04,811 - Except... - Me. 559 00:23:04,812 --> 00:23:06,552 Attaboy. Yourself. 560 00:23:07,176 --> 00:23:08,370 Peggy! 561 00:23:09,098 --> 00:23:11,056 I think it's Penny. Penny! 562 00:23:11,620 --> 00:23:14,642 Call Reynolds and Eloise and cancel poker night. 563 00:23:14,643 --> 00:23:17,344 And then call Hefner and tell him 564 00:23:17,345 --> 00:23:21,572 to rain-check Ms. September through November. 565 00:23:21,573 --> 00:23:23,270 Tell him it's a family emergency. 566 00:23:23,271 --> 00:23:24,471 Got it. 567 00:23:24,472 --> 00:23:26,873 Now, you, you know what you can do? 568 00:23:26,874 --> 00:23:29,756 Get us a case of whiskey older than I am. 569 00:23:29,757 --> 00:23:31,398 And you and I will drink 570 00:23:31,399 --> 00:23:33,762 this pathetic bitch out of your head. 571 00:23:36,124 --> 00:23:38,204 Sounds like a plan. 572 00:23:38,205 --> 00:23:40,086 What the fuck was I thinking about? 573 00:23:40,087 --> 00:23:41,888 That was cool. 574 00:23:41,889 --> 00:23:43,610 You just touched me and you meant it. 575 00:23:43,611 --> 00:23:44,931 I love that. 576 00:23:44,932 --> 00:23:46,242 Thank you, Jammer. 577 00:23:46,895 --> 00:23:48,594 I'm gonna be right back. 578 00:23:49,778 --> 00:23:51,699 Let's party! 579 00:23:59,548 --> 00:24:01,067 Hey. Tell me the truth. 580 00:24:01,068 --> 00:24:03,901 I'm the first visitor he's had in months, right? 581 00:24:04,766 --> 00:24:06,053 Years. 582 00:24:06,595 --> 00:24:08,434 Huh. 583 00:24:08,435 --> 00:24:10,438 All right, thanks. 584 00:24:17,203 --> 00:24:20,326 - Hey, Dawn. Listen. - Mo, you listen. 585 00:24:20,327 --> 00:24:22,608 Now, I somehow tricked the Leighmans into giving us 586 00:24:22,609 --> 00:24:25,171 an ass load of capital with shitty terms for them, 587 00:24:25,172 --> 00:24:27,373 - and I know what you're gonna say. - Do it. 588 00:24:28,216 --> 00:24:30,336 - Wait, really? - Dawn, you're my partner. 589 00:24:30,337 --> 00:24:31,657 All right, and I'm sorry if I haven't 590 00:24:31,658 --> 00:24:33,019 always treated you that way. 591 00:24:33,020 --> 00:24:34,415 You... you deserve better. 592 00:24:35,383 --> 00:24:37,263 - You feel all right? - No, I mean it. 593 00:24:37,264 --> 00:24:38,419 I trust you. 594 00:24:39,027 --> 00:24:42,068 And I hope someday you'll be able to trust me again. 595 00:24:42,069 --> 00:24:43,709 If you think this deal works, 596 00:24:43,710 --> 00:24:45,591 I want you to go ahead and do it. 597 00:24:45,592 --> 00:24:46,760 Thank you. 598 00:24:50,797 --> 00:24:53,283 Mazel, Dawny, you did it! 599 00:24:54,282 --> 00:24:56,802 Let me guess. You're Not Milken too. 600 00:24:56,803 --> 00:24:59,565 Actually, I'm Not Milken Three, but the truth is, 601 00:24:59,566 --> 00:25:02,048 Milken is more of an idea than a man. 602 00:25:02,049 --> 00:25:03,585 He's in all of us. 603 00:25:04,052 --> 00:25:05,237 Huh. 604 00:25:13,141 --> 00:25:14,900 - Oh! Hey! - Hi. 605 00:25:14,901 --> 00:25:17,223 - Hey. - Oh. Thank you. 606 00:25:17,224 --> 00:25:18,544 - We appreciate it. - You're welcome. 607 00:25:18,545 --> 00:25:21,587 Ja. Think he bought it? 608 00:25:21,588 --> 00:25:23,108 Oh, wow, what accent are you doing? 609 00:25:23,109 --> 00:25:25,951 I don't know. I thought it was European. 610 00:25:25,952 --> 00:25:28,554 Swedish vampire. Fuck! 611 00:25:28,555 --> 00:25:30,075 Someone must've tipped them off we're coming. 612 00:25:30,076 --> 00:25:31,597 - This is confetti. - Then we're fucked. 613 00:25:31,598 --> 00:25:32,925 Let's just go back to the office. 614 00:25:32,926 --> 00:25:34,239 No. No, no, no, no, no. 615 00:25:34,240 --> 00:25:36,201 We'll just, we'll put it back together. 616 00:25:36,202 --> 00:25:37,963 You know, we'll do the work. No shortcuts. 617 00:25:37,964 --> 00:25:39,872 You know if we go back empty-handed, 618 00:25:39,873 --> 00:25:42,928 the guys are gonna call us the SEC-you-next-Tuesdays again. 619 00:25:42,929 --> 00:25:45,130 That's gonna take forever! 620 00:25:45,131 --> 00:25:47,413 No. We gotta get some dirt on one of these guys 621 00:25:47,414 --> 00:25:48,974 and blackmail the motherfucker 622 00:25:48,975 --> 00:25:51,296 like some real SEC-you-next-Tuesday... 623 00:25:51,297 --> 00:25:52,618 Have a good one! 624 00:25:52,619 --> 00:25:53,699 Bye! 625 00:25:53,700 --> 00:25:55,703 Thank you for your garbage! 626 00:25:56,392 --> 00:25:58,624 Whoa! Where do you think you're going, bitch boy? 627 00:25:58,625 --> 00:26:01,386 - Home. I finished. - Bullshit. 628 00:26:01,387 --> 00:26:02,748 How'd you finish that? 629 00:26:02,749 --> 00:26:04,251 Show me, pantywaist. 630 00:26:05,072 --> 00:26:06,672 - No. - No? 631 00:26:06,673 --> 00:26:08,794 I'm your boss. I command you. 632 00:26:08,795 --> 00:26:11,606 Your days of bullying me for no reason are over. 633 00:26:11,607 --> 00:26:13,666 - All right? - You're the reason I got fired. 634 00:26:13,667 --> 00:26:16,201 You're gay. I know you're gay. 635 00:26:16,202 --> 00:26:18,163 Ty told me. Ty told me everything. 636 00:26:18,164 --> 00:26:20,405 Yeah. I don't want to use that information against you, 637 00:26:20,406 --> 00:26:21,767 but if you don't stop fucking with me, 638 00:26:21,768 --> 00:26:23,048 I will tell everyone, 639 00:26:23,049 --> 00:26:24,165 and I'll start with your family. 640 00:26:24,166 --> 00:26:26,011 Maybe your kids first. That seem right? 641 00:26:26,012 --> 00:26:27,086 I'm gay? 642 00:26:28,055 --> 00:26:30,773 That's fucking rich, coming from you. 643 00:26:35,261 --> 00:26:36,541 What? 644 00:26:36,542 --> 00:26:38,023 Basura. 645 00:26:40,106 --> 00:26:42,456 - Oh, my God! - We got him! 646 00:26:51,318 --> 00:26:54,039 Lights are staying on. Dawn filled our bank! 647 00:26:56,042 --> 00:26:58,363 - What's up, Dawn? - Ah! 648 00:26:58,364 --> 00:26:59,644 Hey, Dawn! 649 00:26:59,645 --> 00:27:01,686 Yes! 650 00:27:01,687 --> 00:27:03,690 Whoo! 651 00:27:06,173 --> 00:27:07,772 Thank you, fellas! 652 00:27:12,097 --> 00:27:13,848 - Hey. - Hey. 653 00:27:13,849 --> 00:27:16,261 I just wanted to say thanks again. 654 00:27:16,262 --> 00:27:18,383 Partner. 655 00:27:18,384 --> 00:27:20,597 Look, I gotta be honest with you, okay, I, um... 656 00:27:21,708 --> 00:27:23,500 I did show up at Cedar Tavern. 657 00:27:24,070 --> 00:27:25,210 For you. 658 00:27:25,992 --> 00:27:30,088 But, uh, then I saw Blair and... you know. 659 00:27:30,649 --> 00:27:32,036 Yeah. 660 00:27:32,037 --> 00:27:34,653 - And I went for you. - Mm. 661 00:27:35,629 --> 00:27:38,921 But when you didn't show up, it just reminded me 662 00:27:38,922 --> 00:27:40,605 of all the times you let me down, 663 00:27:40,606 --> 00:27:43,699 and so I got drunk and stupid. 664 00:27:43,700 --> 00:27:45,710 - But... - Boss, we got a problem. 665 00:27:45,711 --> 00:27:47,048 Why didn't you deliver the money? 666 00:27:47,049 --> 00:27:48,321 The Yakuza wouldn't take it. 667 00:27:48,322 --> 00:27:49,508 The fuck are you talking about? 668 00:27:49,509 --> 00:27:51,856 They said someone bought our debt. 669 00:27:51,857 --> 00:27:52,897 What? 670 00:27:52,898 --> 00:27:53,858 Mr. Monroe? 671 00:27:53,859 --> 00:27:55,257 Call on line two. 672 00:27:57,584 --> 00:27:59,627 - Yeah? - Mo Money! 673 00:27:59,628 --> 00:28:01,265 Len and Lare here. How's tricks? 674 00:28:01,266 --> 00:28:02,987 'Cause we got one for you. 675 00:28:02,988 --> 00:28:04,629 While you were focused on getting us 676 00:28:04,630 --> 00:28:06,711 to invest in your tiny takeovers, 677 00:28:06,712 --> 00:28:10,114 we went and acquired 30 percent of the Jammer Group. 678 00:28:10,115 --> 00:28:12,050 Pretty reckless of you to use company shares 679 00:28:12,051 --> 00:28:14,278 as collateral with a violent crime syndicate! 680 00:28:14,279 --> 00:28:16,080 Oopsie. Dawn let it slip. 681 00:28:16,081 --> 00:28:17,819 And then we went and bought them off. 682 00:28:17,820 --> 00:28:19,073 Anyhoo, just make sure 683 00:28:19,074 --> 00:28:21,125 those dividend checks are on time, shithead. 684 00:28:21,126 --> 00:28:22,271 You know what? I'm thinking we should 685 00:28:22,272 --> 00:28:24,488 change our names to the Leighman Brothas. 686 00:28:25,490 --> 00:28:27,091 Mo. 687 00:28:27,092 --> 00:28:29,936 How the fuck could you be so fucking stupid? 688 00:28:35,113 --> 00:28:36,805 Get out of my office, Dawn. 689 00:28:36,806 --> 00:28:40,864 Sync and corrections by btsix www.addic7ed.com