1 00:00:02,935 --> 00:00:05,336 ♪ It's that good, good, good, good life ♪ 2 00:00:05,337 --> 00:00:07,576 So which card game am I gonna beat you at tonight? 3 00:00:07,577 --> 00:00:09,739 I ain't playing no more card games with you, girl. 4 00:00:09,740 --> 00:00:11,780 Somehow I always end up with my clothes off. 5 00:00:11,781 --> 00:00:12,861 And that's a bad thing why? 6 00:00:12,862 --> 00:00:14,582 Because you cheat. 7 00:00:14,583 --> 00:00:16,943 Can't blame a girl for wanting to get you naked. 8 00:00:16,944 --> 00:00:18,905 We ain't got to play cards to get naked. 9 00:00:18,906 --> 00:00:21,266 Oh, ok. 10 00:00:21,267 --> 00:00:23,908 Heh, but I still can't stay. 11 00:00:23,909 --> 00:00:25,909 I got a family party tonight. 12 00:00:25,910 --> 00:00:27,429 Sounds like fun. 13 00:00:27,430 --> 00:00:29,551 Sounds like you want an invite. 14 00:00:29,552 --> 00:00:32,033 I thought family gatherings wasn't in our rules. 15 00:00:32,034 --> 00:00:33,875 Well, I mean, parties are fun, 16 00:00:33,876 --> 00:00:35,356 and we're having fun. 17 00:00:35,357 --> 00:00:37,436 Everybody in my life gonna be there, 18 00:00:37,437 --> 00:00:38,957 including my ex. 19 00:00:38,958 --> 00:00:40,399 We all have a past. 20 00:00:40,400 --> 00:00:43,960 There's no getting around that. 21 00:00:43,961 --> 00:00:46,923 Ok. Party it is. 22 00:00:46,924 --> 00:00:48,643 Party it is. 23 00:00:48,644 --> 00:00:51,566 ♪ It's that good, good, good, good life ♪ 24 00:00:51,567 --> 00:00:53,207 And now that we redid the arts center, 25 00:00:53,208 --> 00:00:55,969 we can offer electives before and after school, 26 00:00:55,970 --> 00:00:57,890 so that's cool. 27 00:00:57,891 --> 00:00:58,890 - Wow. - Mm-hmm. 28 00:00:58,891 --> 00:01:01,012 Billy, i... I am really impressed. 29 00:01:01,013 --> 00:01:02,573 Thank you. 30 00:01:02,574 --> 00:01:04,895 You have taken complete ownership of this job... 31 00:01:04,896 --> 00:01:05,856 Yeah. 32 00:01:05,857 --> 00:01:07,217 But more importantly, 33 00:01:07,218 --> 00:01:08,858 seems like you really love it. 34 00:01:08,859 --> 00:01:10,019 Yeah. 35 00:01:10,020 --> 00:01:11,340 Hey, happy birthday, coach baker. 36 00:01:11,341 --> 00:01:12,780 Hey, thank you, Kyle. I do. 37 00:01:12,781 --> 00:01:15,182 I do love it a lot, just feels... 38 00:01:15,183 --> 00:01:17,624 It feels good to be able to make a difference, 39 00:01:17,625 --> 00:01:20,145 you know, in these kids' lives. 40 00:01:20,146 --> 00:01:23,529 I have never been so happy to be proven wrong. 41 00:01:25,710 --> 00:01:27,951 Principal really suits you. 42 00:01:27,952 --> 00:01:29,952 Thank you. 43 00:01:29,953 --> 00:01:31,793 - Everything ok? - Yeah, yeah. 44 00:01:31,794 --> 00:01:34,075 I just got to handle some things. Lookit. 45 00:01:34,076 --> 00:01:36,356 - I'll see you tonight? - See you tonight... 46 00:01:36,357 --> 00:01:37,837 - All right. - Principal baker. 47 00:01:37,838 --> 00:01:40,520 Ha ha ha! 48 00:01:44,683 --> 00:01:46,803 I guess Layla's back from tour. 49 00:01:46,804 --> 00:01:48,244 Patience back, too? 50 00:01:48,245 --> 00:01:50,406 No. She has more shows, 51 00:01:50,407 --> 00:01:52,047 but, yo, Spencer just texted me, 52 00:01:52,048 --> 00:01:53,408 said he's bringing Alicia tonight, 53 00:01:53,409 --> 00:01:57,810 so our car is officially full. 54 00:01:57,811 --> 00:02:01,133 I'm sorry. I'm sure he was gonna tell you that. 55 00:02:01,134 --> 00:02:03,334 Well, why would he have to tell me anything 56 00:02:03,335 --> 00:02:06,856 when we all know you will? 57 00:02:06,857 --> 00:02:09,698 Ooh, awkward. 58 00:02:09,699 --> 00:02:12,020 We're still finding our rhythm. 59 00:02:12,021 --> 00:02:13,581 Yeah. You ever think about moving out? 60 00:02:13,582 --> 00:02:15,102 Of a Beverly Hills mansion? No. I don't. 61 00:02:15,103 --> 00:02:17,624 But things with Olivia are clearly super off, 62 00:02:17,625 --> 00:02:20,025 and the house feels a little crowded. 63 00:02:20,026 --> 00:02:22,027 Ok. Even if I wanted to move, 64 00:02:22,028 --> 00:02:23,548 which I don't, 65 00:02:23,549 --> 00:02:25,949 uh, I wouldn't even have time to look. 66 00:02:25,950 --> 00:02:27,310 I'm telling you, man, 67 00:02:27,311 --> 00:02:28,951 willmont lives up to the hype. 68 00:02:28,952 --> 00:02:30,072 - Yeah? - Yeah. 69 00:02:30,073 --> 00:02:31,553 I mean, they throw this cookout 70 00:02:31,554 --> 00:02:32,914 before every game. 71 00:02:32,915 --> 00:02:34,475 The whole school comes. 72 00:02:34,476 --> 00:02:36,116 You know, maybe you should consider coaching there. 73 00:02:36,117 --> 00:02:37,957 - Ooh, that was sick. - Come on. 74 00:02:37,958 --> 00:02:40,559 Yeah. I'm gonna pretend you didn't say that. 75 00:02:40,560 --> 00:02:41,840 Mm-hmm. 76 00:02:41,841 --> 00:02:43,521 Plus, why would anyone give up oceanfront views? 77 00:02:43,522 --> 00:02:45,042 Ok. Don't get me wrong. 78 00:02:45,043 --> 00:02:47,564 Coastal was great, ok? 79 00:02:47,565 --> 00:02:49,085 I loved the tour, 80 00:02:49,086 --> 00:02:50,766 and chatting with coach montes was awesome, 81 00:02:50,767 --> 00:02:54,368 but willmont just hit different for me. 82 00:02:54,369 --> 00:02:55,849 Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no. Nope. 83 00:02:55,850 --> 00:02:57,330 - Vvv! - Nope. 84 00:02:57,331 --> 00:02:58,691 What's up, j.? 85 00:02:58,692 --> 00:02:59,932 I didn't know you was 86 00:02:59,933 --> 00:03:01,213 back from willmont. 87 00:03:01,214 --> 00:03:02,533 Hey. Yeah. Just got back this morning. 88 00:03:02,534 --> 00:03:04,575 - Mm mm mm! - How'd it go? 89 00:03:04,576 --> 00:03:06,216 Yeah. You know, it was all right. 90 00:03:06,217 --> 00:03:09,858 It was kind of hot, muggy, eh. 91 00:03:09,859 --> 00:03:11,019 - Ok. - Yeah. 92 00:03:11,020 --> 00:03:12,500 Heh. I'll catch y'all later. 93 00:03:12,501 --> 00:03:14,942 - Yep. Yep, yep, yep. - Yeah. 94 00:03:14,943 --> 00:03:16,263 ♪ Let's get this work ♪ 95 00:03:16,264 --> 00:03:18,264 No, no, no. Hold up. Hold up. 96 00:03:18,265 --> 00:03:20,185 What was that about? 97 00:03:20,186 --> 00:03:22,066 You were just raving about the weather, 98 00:03:22,067 --> 00:03:23,547 said it was good for your skin. 99 00:03:23,548 --> 00:03:26,389 Look. Spence and I are cool and all, 100 00:03:26,390 --> 00:03:28,070 but... I don't know... Feels kind of weird 101 00:03:28,071 --> 00:03:29,952 rubbing it in his face that I'm leaving gau. 102 00:03:29,953 --> 00:03:31,513 But you're ok with rubbing it in mine 103 00:03:31,514 --> 00:03:33,194 that coastal's not your top choice? 104 00:03:33,195 --> 00:03:34,955 I haven't made any decisions yet, all right? 105 00:03:34,956 --> 00:03:36,596 All right, all right. 106 00:03:36,597 --> 00:03:38,237 Well, while you sit here debating 107 00:03:38,238 --> 00:03:41,599 between hot and muggy versus breezy and beautiful, 108 00:03:41,600 --> 00:03:44,882 I'll be finishing up my speech for your dad's birthday. 109 00:03:44,883 --> 00:03:46,203 Ok, love that for you. 110 00:03:46,204 --> 00:03:48,004 I am just gonna wing it 111 00:03:48,005 --> 00:03:49,084 because I'm funnier than you. 112 00:03:49,085 --> 00:03:51,086 Right. Whatever, man. 113 00:03:51,087 --> 00:03:52,927 Hey, you hear if j.J.'S coming? 114 00:03:52,928 --> 00:03:55,008 - He can't make it. - Wait. He responded to you? 115 00:03:55,009 --> 00:03:56,369 Was he not supposed to? 116 00:03:56,370 --> 00:03:57,930 He literally just sent Spence and I a video 117 00:03:57,931 --> 00:03:59,972 that should not be allowed on the Internet. 118 00:03:59,973 --> 00:04:01,132 You serious? 119 00:04:01,133 --> 00:04:03,054 J.j. Punched you in the face, 120 00:04:03,055 --> 00:04:05,736 and now you all are text buddies? 121 00:04:05,737 --> 00:04:06,936 We got over it. 122 00:04:06,937 --> 00:04:08,257 I mean, dude, he's our friend. 123 00:04:08,258 --> 00:04:09,418 What's up with you? 124 00:04:09,419 --> 00:04:11,259 Nothing. I'll see you later. 125 00:04:11,260 --> 00:04:12,620 24 hours to make 126 00:04:12,621 --> 00:04:15,342 the most important decision of my life. 127 00:04:15,343 --> 00:04:17,103 You make life-changing decisions all the time. 128 00:04:17,104 --> 00:04:18,423 What do you think I should do? 129 00:04:18,424 --> 00:04:20,105 I help people fight for their lives. 130 00:04:20,106 --> 00:04:23,146 This is a decision only you can make. 131 00:04:23,147 --> 00:04:25,548 It's not like I don't love being principal 132 00:04:25,549 --> 00:04:28,391 at south crenshaw, but the opportunity 133 00:04:28,392 --> 00:04:32,113 to rebuild and coach at a d1 program, 134 00:04:32,114 --> 00:04:33,514 that's not gonna come back around, 135 00:04:33,515 --> 00:04:35,074 not to mention being reunited 136 00:04:35,075 --> 00:04:36,555 with Jordan and Spencer on the field. 137 00:04:36,556 --> 00:04:37,757 Come on. 138 00:04:37,758 --> 00:04:39,038 I mean, that's assuming that Jordan's 139 00:04:39,039 --> 00:04:40,439 just scratching an itch 140 00:04:40,440 --> 00:04:42,000 by looking at these other schools, but... 141 00:04:42,001 --> 00:04:43,160 It's ok to say it's your dream job 142 00:04:43,161 --> 00:04:44,601 and you want it, babe. 143 00:04:44,602 --> 00:04:46,403 Spencer sent me in there to fight for Kenny 144 00:04:46,404 --> 00:04:50,485 for the head-coaching job at gau, and i... 145 00:04:50,486 --> 00:04:52,927 He's gonna think I betrayed him. 146 00:04:52,928 --> 00:04:54,367 So talk to him. 147 00:04:54,368 --> 00:04:56,288 Talk to both the boys, see what they think. 148 00:04:56,289 --> 00:04:58,209 I can't do that, either. 149 00:04:58,210 --> 00:05:01,211 Barnes says the offer has to be confidential 150 00:05:01,212 --> 00:05:02,492 until I make a final decision. 151 00:05:02,493 --> 00:05:05,976 Screw a.D. Barnes' confidentiality. 152 00:05:05,977 --> 00:05:07,456 Be honest with yourself. 153 00:05:07,457 --> 00:05:10,178 Be honest with the boys 154 00:05:10,179 --> 00:05:13,259 and stop hiding behind excuses. 155 00:05:13,260 --> 00:05:16,262 You do all that, and the right answer will come, 156 00:05:16,263 --> 00:05:19,505 but for now, it's your birthday... 157 00:05:19,506 --> 00:05:21,026 Whoo hoo. 158 00:05:21,027 --> 00:05:24,108 And I have a party to plan. 159 00:05:24,109 --> 00:05:26,429 Thank you, baby. 160 00:05:36,957 --> 00:05:38,197 Mm. Ok. Jordan, we're not home alone. 161 00:05:38,198 --> 00:05:40,238 Who cares? Risky is sexy. 162 00:05:40,239 --> 00:05:41,798 - Yeah? - Mm-hmm. 163 00:05:41,799 --> 00:05:42,920 It's also risky. 164 00:05:42,921 --> 00:05:44,480 Ok. Then stop kissing me. 165 00:05:44,481 --> 00:05:45,882 You should know better than to challenge me by now. 166 00:05:45,883 --> 00:05:49,084 Ok. True. True. Mm. 167 00:05:49,085 --> 00:05:51,045 So how was your trip? 168 00:05:51,046 --> 00:05:52,045 Right now, I am only focused 169 00:05:52,046 --> 00:05:53,206 on how much I missed you. 170 00:05:53,207 --> 00:05:54,887 One week is 6 days too many. 171 00:05:54,888 --> 00:05:56,089 - Not 7? - No. 172 00:05:56,090 --> 00:05:57,529 I can go 24 hours without talking to you. 173 00:05:57,530 --> 00:05:58,810 I'm not crazy. 174 00:05:58,811 --> 00:06:00,012 Yeah, just like I can stop kissing you. 175 00:06:00,013 --> 00:06:01,411 - Exactly. - Ok. 176 00:06:01,412 --> 00:06:03,613 - Hey, Layla. - Hey. 177 00:06:03,614 --> 00:06:05,175 - How was Atlanta? - Yeah. 178 00:06:05,176 --> 00:06:07,336 It was, uh, uh, hot and busy, you know, 179 00:06:07,337 --> 00:06:08,857 but Patience killed it. 180 00:06:08,858 --> 00:06:10,057 Nice. Did you see Simone while you were there? 181 00:06:10,058 --> 00:06:11,699 Kind of, yeah. 182 00:06:11,700 --> 00:06:13,459 We saw each other briefly at Patience's show 183 00:06:13,460 --> 00:06:15,062 and then couple times at bringston. 184 00:06:15,063 --> 00:06:16,341 - Oh. - Mm-hmm. 185 00:06:16,342 --> 00:06:17,742 What are you doing here? 186 00:06:17,743 --> 00:06:20,305 Uh, he is helping me set up the office, 187 00:06:20,306 --> 00:06:22,185 which thank you for letting me 188 00:06:22,186 --> 00:06:23,026 take it over, by the way. 189 00:06:23,027 --> 00:06:24,588 No problem. 190 00:06:24,589 --> 00:06:26,108 I mean, someone should use it because we all know 191 00:06:26,109 --> 00:06:27,269 how I like to write in the wild. 192 00:06:27,270 --> 00:06:29,391 - Ha ha! We... - Ha ha ha! The wild. 193 00:06:29,392 --> 00:06:31,031 - It's true. - Good. 194 00:06:31,032 --> 00:06:32,273 - It wasn't that funny. - I should get going. 195 00:06:32,274 --> 00:06:34,033 Yeah. Yeah. You should. 196 00:06:34,034 --> 00:06:37,637 Thanks for carrying all the heavy boxes for me. 197 00:06:37,638 --> 00:06:39,478 - No problem. - Ok, Thor. 198 00:06:39,479 --> 00:06:41,119 Just make sure you don't ruin our speech tonight 199 00:06:41,120 --> 00:06:43,199 with your 5-year-old humor, ok? 200 00:06:43,200 --> 00:06:45,882 I am the god of humor. 201 00:06:45,883 --> 00:06:47,963 Bl-l-l-l-l-l! 202 00:06:47,964 --> 00:06:51,166 When I was your age, I had to take 3 buses, 203 00:06:51,167 --> 00:06:56,569 walk half a mile to get a view like this. 204 00:06:56,570 --> 00:06:58,930 Yeah. I don't take it for granted, ma. 205 00:06:58,931 --> 00:07:00,011 I know you don't. 206 00:07:00,012 --> 00:07:02,213 So are you ready for tonight? 207 00:07:02,214 --> 00:07:05,335 My speech is. I don't know if I am. 208 00:07:07,417 --> 00:07:09,658 I'm bringing Alicia. 209 00:07:09,659 --> 00:07:11,379 You think that's gonna be weird? 210 00:07:11,380 --> 00:07:13,139 Hell yeah, it's gonna be weird. 211 00:07:13,140 --> 00:07:14,661 Ain't you supposed to be making me feel better? 212 00:07:14,662 --> 00:07:16,382 I am not here to make you feel better. 213 00:07:16,383 --> 00:07:18,184 I am here to tell you the truth, 214 00:07:18,185 --> 00:07:20,144 and the truth is, 215 00:07:20,145 --> 00:07:21,425 this is the way life goes 216 00:07:21,426 --> 00:07:23,267 when you're willing to fall in and out of love. 217 00:07:23,268 --> 00:07:25,067 Alicia and I ain't doing that. 218 00:07:25,068 --> 00:07:26,189 We just having fun. 219 00:07:26,190 --> 00:07:27,910 I'm not talking about Alicia, 220 00:07:27,911 --> 00:07:29,831 but I am proud of you 221 00:07:29,832 --> 00:07:32,192 for finally putting yourself first 222 00:07:32,193 --> 00:07:33,714 and doing what makes you happy. 223 00:07:33,715 --> 00:07:36,115 I am happy, and my classes are dope. 224 00:07:36,116 --> 00:07:38,396 Coach Kenny and I added wrinkles 225 00:07:38,397 --> 00:07:39,997 to the playbook for next season. 226 00:07:39,998 --> 00:07:41,798 A.d. Barnes has been keeping in touch with him. 227 00:07:41,799 --> 00:07:43,880 Kenny should be getting the head coach offer 228 00:07:43,881 --> 00:07:45,120 any day now. 229 00:07:45,121 --> 00:07:46,882 You sound confident. 230 00:07:46,883 --> 00:07:49,163 It's easy to be confident when nobody else wants the job. 231 00:07:49,164 --> 00:07:50,805 Ha ha! 232 00:07:50,806 --> 00:07:52,446 Look at you... 233 00:07:52,447 --> 00:07:54,247 All of that and a date tonight. 234 00:07:54,248 --> 00:07:55,288 Now you're just being mean. 235 00:07:55,289 --> 00:07:56,889 Ha ha ha! 236 00:07:56,890 --> 00:07:59,370 Where your husband at? 237 00:07:59,371 --> 00:08:03,934 And that is what I call the baker's dozen. 238 00:08:03,935 --> 00:08:05,894 - Nothing? - Uh-uh. 239 00:08:05,895 --> 00:08:07,817 Maybe my timing was off. Should a start over? 240 00:08:07,818 --> 00:08:09,137 Please no. 241 00:08:09,138 --> 00:08:10,538 I could lead with a joke. 242 00:08:10,539 --> 00:08:11,658 Yeah. 243 00:08:11,659 --> 00:08:13,420 Why did coach baker stand in the corner? 244 00:08:13,421 --> 00:08:14,461 Why? 245 00:08:14,462 --> 00:08:16,062 Because he needed a timeout. 246 00:08:16,063 --> 00:08:17,663 - Mm-hmm. - Ohh... 247 00:08:17,664 --> 00:08:20,625 Nobody should give me the mic tonight. 248 00:08:20,626 --> 00:08:23,146 I think if you lean less into the dad jokes 249 00:08:23,147 --> 00:08:25,468 and more into who coach baker is, 250 00:08:25,469 --> 00:08:27,228 you'll find your funny. 251 00:08:27,229 --> 00:08:29,071 Being funny isn't my thing. 252 00:08:29,072 --> 00:08:32,313 It's j.J.'S. 253 00:08:32,314 --> 00:08:34,434 You still haven't heard from him? 254 00:08:34,435 --> 00:08:35,794 No. 255 00:08:35,795 --> 00:08:37,996 Apparently, Jordan and Spencer have, 256 00:08:37,997 --> 00:08:39,358 which means he didn't move out of this house 257 00:08:39,359 --> 00:08:41,519 to get away from us. 258 00:08:41,520 --> 00:08:44,160 He moved out to get away from me. 259 00:08:44,161 --> 00:08:46,282 Maybe he just needs a little space. 260 00:08:46,283 --> 00:08:47,883 From just me? 261 00:08:47,884 --> 00:08:49,443 Well, sometimes the people we take our crap out on 262 00:08:49,444 --> 00:08:51,765 are the ones we feel safest with. 263 00:08:51,766 --> 00:08:54,808 Don't mistake j.J. Ghosting you for anger. 264 00:08:54,809 --> 00:08:58,689 Just keep letting him know you're there. 265 00:08:58,690 --> 00:09:00,611 - Ooh. - Hey, you ok? 266 00:09:00,612 --> 00:09:02,813 Yeah. I think I just pulled a muscle 267 00:09:02,814 --> 00:09:07,256 in yoga the other day, but I'm fine. 268 00:09:07,257 --> 00:09:09,217 Now hit me with another dad joke. 269 00:09:09,218 --> 00:09:10,658 - All right, all right. - Let's see what you got. 270 00:09:10,659 --> 00:09:12,820 All right. Coming up. Coming up. 271 00:09:12,821 --> 00:09:14,541 Uh... ooh. 272 00:09:14,542 --> 00:09:17,462 Why did coach baker ask for his change? 273 00:09:17,463 --> 00:09:20,065 - Why? - To get his quarterback. 274 00:09:20,066 --> 00:09:22,386 - Ha ha ha! - Eh. 275 00:09:22,387 --> 00:09:24,267 Hey, dad, happy birthday. 276 00:09:24,268 --> 00:09:25,828 Hey, you made it back. 277 00:09:25,829 --> 00:09:27,349 - Birthday boy. - All right. 278 00:09:27,350 --> 00:09:29,791 - What's happening, captain? - You know. 279 00:09:29,792 --> 00:09:32,112 So... how was it? 280 00:09:32,113 --> 00:09:34,274 Willmont was amazing, ok? 281 00:09:34,275 --> 00:09:36,155 I mean, their athletic facility, 282 00:09:36,156 --> 00:09:37,275 it rivals gau's. 283 00:09:37,276 --> 00:09:39,077 Plus, I got to spend time 284 00:09:39,078 --> 00:09:41,039 with the offensive coordinator and his family. 285 00:09:41,040 --> 00:09:43,520 Yeah. He reminds me a lot of you, you know, 286 00:09:43,521 --> 00:09:45,442 and he had a ton of things to say 287 00:09:45,443 --> 00:09:47,323 about my future as a qb. 288 00:09:47,324 --> 00:09:50,525 All right. Well, I don't doubt that. 289 00:09:50,526 --> 00:09:52,285 You know, it's gonna be pretty tough 290 00:09:52,286 --> 00:09:54,768 to choose between willmont and coastal. 291 00:09:54,769 --> 00:09:56,208 I mean, there's a ton of reasons 292 00:09:56,209 --> 00:09:57,409 for me to stay here. 293 00:09:57,410 --> 00:09:59,251 Oh, so you're serious about transferring. 294 00:09:59,252 --> 00:10:00,491 I thought this was just, like, 295 00:10:00,492 --> 00:10:02,253 a testing-out-the-waters type of a thing. 296 00:10:02,254 --> 00:10:05,255 No. I want to play football next season, you know? 297 00:10:05,256 --> 00:10:06,936 Gau's program is a mess right now. 298 00:10:06,937 --> 00:10:08,137 Well, maybe you should give them time 299 00:10:08,138 --> 00:10:09,658 to try to figure things out. 300 00:10:09,659 --> 00:10:11,219 Dad, I'm out of time, ok? 301 00:10:11,220 --> 00:10:12,980 I have to think about my future, 302 00:10:12,981 --> 00:10:15,020 and that means finding a coach who believes in me. 303 00:10:15,021 --> 00:10:16,501 I believe in you. 304 00:10:16,502 --> 00:10:18,342 I know you do, but you're not my coach anymore. 305 00:10:18,343 --> 00:10:19,904 You're my dad. 306 00:10:19,905 --> 00:10:22,306 I just have to find my version of you 307 00:10:22,307 --> 00:10:25,108 on the football field. 308 00:10:31,872 --> 00:10:34,034 You do know there's people that do that, right? 309 00:10:34,035 --> 00:10:35,195 But that costs money, ok? 310 00:10:35,196 --> 00:10:38,157 Besides, it's what's inside that counts. 311 00:10:38,158 --> 00:10:39,958 Ok, so what's inside? 312 00:10:39,959 --> 00:10:42,359 I framed my speech for Billy tonight. 313 00:10:42,360 --> 00:10:44,561 You don't want to spend a cent, do you? 314 00:10:44,562 --> 00:10:45,922 Are you here to help me 315 00:10:45,923 --> 00:10:47,243 or just be a pain in my ass? 316 00:10:47,244 --> 00:10:48,684 I just came to give you the heads-up 317 00:10:48,685 --> 00:10:50,564 that Liv overheard me telling Skye 318 00:10:50,565 --> 00:10:52,285 that you were bringing Alicia tonight. 319 00:10:52,286 --> 00:10:53,607 What is with you and that damn mouth? 320 00:10:53,608 --> 00:10:55,328 I was having a private conversation 321 00:10:55,329 --> 00:10:56,448 with my girlfriend. 322 00:10:56,449 --> 00:10:58,250 Besides, she was gonna find out anyway 323 00:10:58,251 --> 00:10:59,410 when y'all two walked in together. 324 00:10:59,411 --> 00:11:00,852 How'd she take it? 325 00:11:00,853 --> 00:11:02,293 More pissed at me than concerned about you 326 00:11:02,294 --> 00:11:03,253 if that helps. 327 00:11:03,254 --> 00:11:04,573 You think it's a bad idea, 328 00:11:04,574 --> 00:11:06,135 me bringing Alicia tonight? 329 00:11:06,136 --> 00:11:08,376 I think it's a worse idea to uninvite her now. 330 00:11:08,377 --> 00:11:10,217 Besides, you and Liv gonna have to rip off 331 00:11:10,218 --> 00:11:13,081 that breakup band-aid eventually. 332 00:11:17,264 --> 00:11:18,943 Mm... 333 00:11:18,944 --> 00:11:21,304 Ok. Either you've had way too much caffeine 334 00:11:21,305 --> 00:11:23,066 or something's bugging. 335 00:11:23,067 --> 00:11:24,347 Or something. 336 00:11:24,348 --> 00:11:26,469 All right. Hit me with it. 337 00:11:26,470 --> 00:11:27,910 What's got you so riled up? 338 00:11:27,911 --> 00:11:29,351 I'm supposed to be finishing up 339 00:11:29,352 --> 00:11:30,631 my speech for my dad's birthday, 340 00:11:30,632 --> 00:11:32,673 but all I can think about 341 00:11:32,674 --> 00:11:34,354 is that Spencer's bringing a date. 342 00:11:34,355 --> 00:11:35,715 To your dad's birthday? 343 00:11:35,716 --> 00:11:37,076 I know. 344 00:11:37,077 --> 00:11:39,597 I mean, he can do what he wants to do, right? 345 00:11:39,598 --> 00:11:41,198 We're not together. 346 00:11:41,199 --> 00:11:42,760 It's just... I don't know. 347 00:11:42,761 --> 00:11:44,640 It's weird seeing him move on before me. 348 00:11:44,641 --> 00:11:46,802 And who says he's moved on before you? 349 00:11:46,803 --> 00:11:49,284 I think me showing up dateless says it all. 350 00:11:49,285 --> 00:11:51,325 Then don't show up dateless. 351 00:11:51,326 --> 00:11:53,687 What if I went with you... 352 00:11:53,688 --> 00:11:57,409 As your faux date, of course? 353 00:11:57,410 --> 00:12:00,331 You don't have to do that, 354 00:12:00,332 --> 00:12:02,131 and don't say "faux." 355 00:12:02,132 --> 00:12:04,214 It's weird. 356 00:12:04,215 --> 00:12:05,735 I want to go. 357 00:12:05,736 --> 00:12:07,655 Besides, you need someone by your side 358 00:12:07,656 --> 00:12:10,298 who can make you laugh when he's looking 359 00:12:10,299 --> 00:12:13,340 and maybe even when he's not. 360 00:12:13,341 --> 00:12:15,943 Just think about it. 361 00:12:17,504 --> 00:12:21,905 So you back for more risk? 362 00:12:21,906 --> 00:12:23,307 Uh... 363 00:12:23,308 --> 00:12:24,347 Hee hee! 364 00:12:24,348 --> 00:12:26,949 Actually, um... 365 00:12:28,391 --> 00:12:29,831 I'm back to hear 366 00:12:29,832 --> 00:12:31,712 what really went down in Atlanta. 367 00:12:31,713 --> 00:12:34,434 Uh, I mean, it's like I told Liv... 368 00:12:34,435 --> 00:12:35,515 It was fine. 369 00:12:35,516 --> 00:12:36,755 Well, you see, I know 370 00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:38,397 all of your facial expressions, 371 00:12:38,398 --> 00:12:39,637 and the one that you had when Liv asked 372 00:12:39,638 --> 00:12:41,799 how Atlanta was was your "so not fine" look. 373 00:12:41,800 --> 00:12:43,560 I don't have a "so not fine" look. 374 00:12:43,561 --> 00:12:46,241 Wait. How many facial expressions do I have? 375 00:12:46,242 --> 00:12:48,083 8. Don't dodge the question. 376 00:12:48,084 --> 00:12:50,485 Ok. Fine. Yeah. 377 00:12:50,486 --> 00:12:52,846 Simone and I had a conversation 378 00:12:52,847 --> 00:12:54,167 or two or 3. 379 00:12:54,168 --> 00:12:55,408 Why didn't you tell me? 380 00:12:55,409 --> 00:12:56,809 Because it had nothing to do with you 381 00:12:56,810 --> 00:12:58,890 and everything to do with me and Simone. 382 00:12:58,891 --> 00:13:00,251 Ok. Fine. 383 00:13:00,252 --> 00:13:01,852 Technically, it kind of had to do with you, 384 00:13:01,853 --> 00:13:04,254 but really, it was more about me and her 385 00:13:04,255 --> 00:13:06,375 and all the stuff that was left unsaid at Christmas, ok? 386 00:13:06,376 --> 00:13:07,856 I just wanted to clear the air. 387 00:13:07,857 --> 00:13:09,537 You told her about us, didn't you, 388 00:13:09,538 --> 00:13:11,899 without any heads-up or input from me. 389 00:13:11,900 --> 00:13:13,419 Well, it didn't exactly go as I hoped, 390 00:13:13,420 --> 00:13:14,621 if that makes you feel better. 391 00:13:14,622 --> 00:13:16,182 This is a joke to you, ok? 392 00:13:16,183 --> 00:13:18,183 I should've been the one to tell her, Layla. 393 00:13:18,184 --> 00:13:19,583 It's not a joke, Jordan. 394 00:13:19,584 --> 00:13:21,465 Simone was my friend, and woman to woman, 395 00:13:21,466 --> 00:13:22,706 I owed her a conversation. 396 00:13:22,707 --> 00:13:24,307 Ok. Well, Simone wasn't just my friend, ok? 397 00:13:24,308 --> 00:13:25,428 She was my wife. 398 00:13:25,429 --> 00:13:27,469 Wow. Ok. 399 00:13:27,470 --> 00:13:29,551 Look. My point is, is that I should've had 400 00:13:29,552 --> 00:13:31,672 a say in who tells her and when. 401 00:13:31,673 --> 00:13:34,313 We should've made that decision together as a team. 402 00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:35,835 Simone and I, we're in a good place, 403 00:13:35,836 --> 00:13:37,395 and now she's going to think 404 00:13:37,396 --> 00:13:38,597 that I lied to her or, worse, 405 00:13:38,598 --> 00:13:41,958 didn't care enough to tell her personally. 406 00:13:41,959 --> 00:13:43,840 Well, congratulations, you know? 407 00:13:43,841 --> 00:13:46,042 I'm so glad that you got to clear your conscience. 408 00:13:46,043 --> 00:13:48,924 - Jordan, i... - No. Forget it. 409 00:13:56,569 --> 00:13:57,729 ♪ Run it back, hey ♪ 410 00:13:57,730 --> 00:13:58,850 ♪ run it back, hey, hey ♪ 411 00:13:58,851 --> 00:14:00,291 ♪ run it back, hey ♪ 412 00:14:00,292 --> 00:14:01,812 ♪ run it back, run it back, run it back... ♪ 413 00:14:01,813 --> 00:14:05,453 - Happy birthday! - Happy birthday! 414 00:14:05,454 --> 00:14:07,416 What is this? 415 00:14:07,417 --> 00:14:09,657 It's your birthday roast. 416 00:14:09,658 --> 00:14:11,578 Roast? On a random birth... 417 00:14:11,579 --> 00:14:12,979 Should I be worried? 418 00:14:12,980 --> 00:14:14,419 - No birthday is random. - Right. 419 00:14:14,420 --> 00:14:16,262 Just sit back and relax 420 00:14:16,263 --> 00:14:19,504 and know that, whatever's said about you tonight, 421 00:14:19,505 --> 00:14:20,544 that we love you. 422 00:14:20,545 --> 00:14:21,985 - Ok. - Ok. 423 00:14:21,986 --> 00:14:23,386 I got to go check on the caterers. 424 00:14:23,387 --> 00:14:24,707 All right. You look good. 425 00:14:24,708 --> 00:14:26,948 - Like my Billy baker? - I do. 426 00:14:26,949 --> 00:14:29,591 Ah, they got you in on this thing, too, huh? 427 00:14:29,592 --> 00:14:31,272 They couldn't pay me to miss it. 428 00:14:31,273 --> 00:14:32,512 All right. Nice. 429 00:14:32,513 --> 00:14:33,513 Plus, this track suit beats a dress 430 00:14:33,514 --> 00:14:34,953 and heels any day. 431 00:14:34,954 --> 00:14:36,235 I wish they told me to put a track suit on 432 00:14:36,236 --> 00:14:37,236 right about now. 433 00:14:37,237 --> 00:14:38,515 Ha ha! Hey, listen. 434 00:14:38,516 --> 00:14:39,996 Billy, I want to thank you 435 00:14:39,997 --> 00:14:42,359 for always looking out for Spencer. 436 00:14:42,360 --> 00:14:43,520 Please. 437 00:14:43,521 --> 00:14:45,121 What you did to help Kenny get considered 438 00:14:45,122 --> 00:14:47,643 for the coaching job at gau means a lot... 439 00:14:47,644 --> 00:14:49,164 Ok. Mm-hmm. 440 00:14:49,165 --> 00:14:50,725 And, according to Spencer, 441 00:14:50,726 --> 00:14:52,005 it looks like Kenny'll get an offer soon. 442 00:14:52,006 --> 00:14:53,525 He's definitely on the short list, 443 00:14:53,526 --> 00:14:55,408 but you should know that a.D. Barnes, 444 00:14:55,409 --> 00:14:57,649 he's considering other candidates. 445 00:14:57,650 --> 00:14:59,530 - Seriously? - Yeah. 446 00:14:59,531 --> 00:15:00,851 Spencer seemed to think 447 00:15:00,852 --> 00:15:02,092 no one else wanted the job. 448 00:15:02,093 --> 00:15:03,493 You know how these things are. 449 00:15:03,494 --> 00:15:04,813 There's always somebody else in the mix, 450 00:15:04,814 --> 00:15:06,255 somebody who's gonna want to cover... 451 00:15:06,256 --> 00:15:07,655 Cover their bases. 452 00:15:07,656 --> 00:15:08,937 - Can we talk about this later? - Yeah. 453 00:15:08,938 --> 00:15:10,538 - All right. - Of course. 454 00:15:10,539 --> 00:15:11,458 - I'm glad you made it. - Yeah. 455 00:15:11,459 --> 00:15:13,501 - All right now. - Ok. 456 00:15:15,462 --> 00:15:16,662 What's up? 457 00:15:16,663 --> 00:15:18,783 Ok. I found a few potential spots for you, 458 00:15:18,784 --> 00:15:20,344 and, look, this one even has a fireplace. 459 00:15:20,345 --> 00:15:22,506 I mean, it looks a'ight, but I've seen firsthand 460 00:15:22,507 --> 00:15:24,626 that the photos is not the whole truth. 461 00:15:24,627 --> 00:15:26,587 Babe, why are you still on this? 462 00:15:26,588 --> 00:15:28,310 I'm not moving. 463 00:15:28,311 --> 00:15:29,549 Whatever's happening here 464 00:15:29,550 --> 00:15:30,591 is better than what's out there. 465 00:15:30,592 --> 00:15:32,072 Now let's get going. 466 00:15:32,073 --> 00:15:34,394 Spencer's waiting on us, and we already late. 467 00:15:34,395 --> 00:15:36,515 Ok. 468 00:15:36,516 --> 00:15:39,557 Ok. Alicia should be here soon, 469 00:15:39,558 --> 00:15:41,278 and Coop is not far behind. 470 00:15:41,279 --> 00:15:42,519 Mm-hmm. 471 00:15:42,520 --> 00:15:46,562 - You good? - Yep. Yeah. Yeah. 472 00:15:46,563 --> 00:15:48,523 J., I owe you an apology, man. 473 00:15:48,524 --> 00:15:49,524 For what? 474 00:15:49,525 --> 00:15:50,684 I seen how hyped you was earlier 475 00:15:50,685 --> 00:15:52,446 after your visit to willmont. 476 00:15:52,447 --> 00:15:53,727 Second I walked in the door, 477 00:15:53,728 --> 00:15:55,207 your whole mood changed. 478 00:15:55,208 --> 00:15:56,809 - That's not us. - No. That's not us. 479 00:15:56,810 --> 00:15:59,490 No. I never want you to quiet your excitement 480 00:15:59,491 --> 00:16:01,091 because of me. 481 00:16:01,092 --> 00:16:02,412 We cool. On god. 482 00:16:02,413 --> 00:16:05,254 Thanks, Spence. I appreciate it. 483 00:16:05,255 --> 00:16:06,375 Of course. 484 00:16:06,376 --> 00:16:08,176 Oh, sorry. The door was open. 485 00:16:08,177 --> 00:16:09,577 What's up. Oh, you all good. 486 00:16:09,578 --> 00:16:11,418 Alicia, this is... 487 00:16:11,419 --> 00:16:12,379 Jordan baker. 488 00:16:12,380 --> 00:16:13,740 I'm sorry. Have we met? 489 00:16:13,741 --> 00:16:15,101 Somehow we've always missed each other 490 00:16:15,102 --> 00:16:16,741 when I'm here, but Spence filled me in 491 00:16:16,742 --> 00:16:18,383 on all of his roommates. 492 00:16:18,384 --> 00:16:20,945 Wow. Well, don't listen to anything he says. 493 00:16:20,946 --> 00:16:22,306 It's so nice to meet you. 494 00:16:22,307 --> 00:16:23,706 - Nice to meet you, too. - Oh, ok. 495 00:16:23,707 --> 00:16:24,986 Coop is hollering from outside. 496 00:16:24,987 --> 00:16:26,689 - We should go. - All right. 497 00:16:31,393 --> 00:16:33,673 ♪ Life's a party, yeah ♪ 498 00:16:33,674 --> 00:16:36,395 ♪ so enjoy yourself ♪ 499 00:16:36,396 --> 00:16:38,917 ♪ show somebody yeah ♪ 500 00:16:38,918 --> 00:16:40,518 ♪ how to love... ♪ 501 00:16:40,519 --> 00:16:41,758 What's with the look? 502 00:16:41,759 --> 00:16:43,119 Can't help it. It's just my face. 503 00:16:43,120 --> 00:16:44,600 Didn't mean to hit a trigger, 504 00:16:44,601 --> 00:16:46,001 just making sure you're good. 505 00:16:46,002 --> 00:16:47,082 I'm sorry. 506 00:16:47,083 --> 00:16:48,803 It's just, it's been a rough few days. 507 00:16:48,804 --> 00:16:50,484 Rough days mean the good ones are coming. 508 00:16:50,485 --> 00:16:52,486 I hope you're right. Ha ha! 509 00:16:52,487 --> 00:16:54,366 Mm... 510 00:16:54,367 --> 00:16:55,408 Hey, are you ok? 511 00:16:55,409 --> 00:16:57,489 Yeah. Yeah. It'll pass. 512 00:16:57,490 --> 00:16:59,430 I just got to breathe slowly. 513 00:17:00,612 --> 00:17:02,292 - Mm... - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 514 00:17:02,293 --> 00:17:03,893 Hey, you're still having pain? 515 00:17:03,894 --> 00:17:06,135 Why don't I get you some water, ok? 516 00:17:06,136 --> 00:17:07,215 Thanks. 517 00:17:07,216 --> 00:17:09,617 Babe, let's go. You should rest. 518 00:17:09,618 --> 00:17:11,098 No, no. I'll be fine. 519 00:17:11,099 --> 00:17:13,139 I made a doctor's appointment for tomorrow. 520 00:17:13,140 --> 00:17:14,780 Come on. Tonight's about you. 521 00:17:14,781 --> 00:17:17,502 Besides, my pain's at, like, a 4. 522 00:17:17,503 --> 00:17:18,743 Out of 5? 523 00:17:18,744 --> 00:17:20,904 Out of 10, ash. 524 00:17:20,905 --> 00:17:23,426 If it gets worse, I promise I'll tell you. 525 00:17:23,427 --> 00:17:25,909 - Ok. - Hey... 526 00:17:26,990 --> 00:17:28,470 - Hey. - Oh. 527 00:17:28,471 --> 00:17:29,951 Ha ha! What's up? Happy birthday, coach. 528 00:17:29,952 --> 00:17:31,512 What's happening? Glad you made it. 529 00:17:31,513 --> 00:17:33,433 Yeah. Ok. Wait till my speech. 530 00:17:33,434 --> 00:17:34,834 You might be saying otherwise. 531 00:17:34,835 --> 00:17:36,515 Ah. Laura got to you, too, huh? 532 00:17:36,516 --> 00:17:38,676 Oh, she got to everybody. 533 00:17:38,677 --> 00:17:39,997 Oh, look at this thing. 534 00:17:39,998 --> 00:17:42,319 ♪ Show somebody, yeah ♪ 535 00:17:42,320 --> 00:17:45,241 ♪ how to love yourself... ♪ 536 00:17:45,242 --> 00:17:46,842 Look at this. 537 00:17:46,843 --> 00:17:49,884 The least she could've done was make it my height. 538 00:17:49,885 --> 00:17:51,645 She got the small hands right, though. 539 00:17:51,646 --> 00:17:54,567 Small? These are NFL hands, baby. 540 00:17:54,568 --> 00:17:55,608 What you mean? 541 00:17:55,609 --> 00:17:56,968 Ok. They're not super bowl hands. 542 00:17:56,969 --> 00:17:58,249 You need big hands to hold that trophy. 543 00:17:58,250 --> 00:18:00,051 You've seen it. 544 00:18:00,052 --> 00:18:02,572 - It's like that, huh? - We'll see. 545 00:18:02,573 --> 00:18:05,174 I'm coming for you. 546 00:18:05,175 --> 00:18:06,455 Hey, you. 547 00:18:06,456 --> 00:18:07,936 I can't wait to see you m.C. Tonight. 548 00:18:07,937 --> 00:18:09,457 Mm, you should make a joke 549 00:18:09,458 --> 00:18:11,018 about sleeping in Billy's bed. 550 00:18:11,019 --> 00:18:12,299 What is your obsession 551 00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:13,540 with me living at the baker house? 552 00:18:13,541 --> 00:18:14,740 I'm not obsessed. 553 00:18:14,741 --> 00:18:16,101 But you kind of are, and I'm kind of tired 554 00:18:16,102 --> 00:18:17,622 of talking about it, all right? 555 00:18:17,623 --> 00:18:18,663 Ms. Baker's my boss. 556 00:18:18,664 --> 00:18:19,904 She's doing me a solid on the rent 557 00:18:19,905 --> 00:18:21,625 to help me save money. 558 00:18:21,626 --> 00:18:22,826 Nobody in their right mind 559 00:18:22,827 --> 00:18:24,627 would walk away from a situation like that. 560 00:18:24,628 --> 00:18:26,148 Ok. Well, I just love you 561 00:18:26,149 --> 00:18:27,709 and want you to be happy. 562 00:18:27,710 --> 00:18:29,590 Hey, Coop, we're ready for you. 563 00:18:29,591 --> 00:18:30,591 Ok. Cool. 564 00:18:30,592 --> 00:18:32,592 Ok. Let's do it. 565 00:18:32,593 --> 00:18:37,235 Look. I'm happy, ok? Can we just move on? 566 00:18:37,236 --> 00:18:39,238 Mm-hmm. 567 00:18:40,078 --> 00:18:41,558 I tried to convert Spence... 568 00:18:41,559 --> 00:18:43,680 I really have... But he just loves 569 00:18:43,681 --> 00:18:45,881 to take it from the bottom, right? 570 00:18:45,882 --> 00:18:47,682 Personally, I'm a top guy. 571 00:18:47,683 --> 00:18:50,724 Ok. Are we still talking about toilet paper? 572 00:18:50,725 --> 00:18:52,405 What's wrong with you? 573 00:18:52,406 --> 00:18:53,606 - Refills. - Ok. 574 00:18:53,607 --> 00:18:55,207 - Refills. - Ok. Thank you. 575 00:18:55,208 --> 00:18:57,849 - Yep. - He's funny. 576 00:18:57,850 --> 00:18:59,650 You didn't tell me Jordan was so cool. 577 00:18:59,651 --> 00:19:01,531 I didn't know I was supposed to. 578 00:19:01,532 --> 00:19:02,892 - Are you kidding? - Damn. 579 00:19:02,893 --> 00:19:04,373 You know, I have a list about a mile long 580 00:19:04,374 --> 00:19:06,695 of girls who would die to date him. 581 00:19:06,696 --> 00:19:09,056 - He's single, right? - Recently single, yeah. 582 00:19:09,057 --> 00:19:10,217 Ok. 583 00:19:10,218 --> 00:19:11,618 Like you said, everybody got a past, right? 584 00:19:11,619 --> 00:19:14,421 Mm-hmm. Yes. 585 00:19:19,504 --> 00:19:21,905 I'm guessing that's your past. 586 00:19:21,906 --> 00:19:26,429 Yeah, and she's here with Noah. 587 00:19:30,992 --> 00:19:32,192 Welcome, everyone, 588 00:19:32,193 --> 00:19:33,553 to coach baker's birthday roast. 589 00:19:33,554 --> 00:19:37,195 Ooh! Whoop whoop! 590 00:19:37,196 --> 00:19:40,677 Um, you know, you can call me Billy. 591 00:19:40,678 --> 00:19:41,918 You know that, right? 592 00:19:41,919 --> 00:19:45,281 And piss off moms? No, thanks. 593 00:19:45,282 --> 00:19:47,562 So I met coach baker a few years back, 594 00:19:47,563 --> 00:19:49,643 and I got to say, for the most part, 595 00:19:49,644 --> 00:19:52,085 he's all right, except he claims 596 00:19:52,086 --> 00:19:55,647 to be from the hood, my hood, to be exact. 597 00:19:55,648 --> 00:19:58,129 You guys know the hoodest thing I've seen him do? 598 00:19:58,130 --> 00:19:59,650 - No? - What? 599 00:19:59,651 --> 00:20:02,553 Mow the lawn in black air force 1s. 600 00:20:04,454 --> 00:20:05,854 There's nothing worse than being born 601 00:20:05,855 --> 00:20:07,455 with a ugly kid, and you got 602 00:20:07,456 --> 00:20:09,617 two of them at the same time. 603 00:20:09,618 --> 00:20:11,898 You guys, make some noise for the baker twins. 604 00:20:11,899 --> 00:20:12,899 All right. 605 00:20:12,900 --> 00:20:14,020 Thank you. 606 00:20:14,021 --> 00:20:15,341 Wow, wow, wow. 607 00:20:15,342 --> 00:20:17,262 Thanks, Coop, for filling in tonight. 608 00:20:17,263 --> 00:20:18,743 You know, Patience couldn't be here 609 00:20:18,744 --> 00:20:19,904 because she's somewhere on a stage 610 00:20:19,905 --> 00:20:21,705 actually entertaining people. 611 00:20:21,706 --> 00:20:22,665 Ooh... 612 00:20:22,666 --> 00:20:24,146 Well, you know, I'll go first 613 00:20:24,147 --> 00:20:26,228 because, you know, I was born first. 614 00:20:26,229 --> 00:20:27,789 Hence, the odd-shaped head. 615 00:20:27,790 --> 00:20:29,070 You know, I like to think 616 00:20:29,071 --> 00:20:30,751 that I held the door open for you. 617 00:20:30,752 --> 00:20:32,552 That's really gross, Jordan. 618 00:20:32,553 --> 00:20:33,873 Well, if you couldn't already tell, 619 00:20:33,874 --> 00:20:35,394 Jordan has our dad's sense of humor. 620 00:20:35,395 --> 00:20:37,956 Oh, that's a low blow, Liv. 621 00:20:37,957 --> 00:20:39,156 Growing up, people used to ask, 622 00:20:39,157 --> 00:20:40,717 "what was it like, you know, 623 00:20:40,718 --> 00:20:41,998 "having an absentee father 624 00:20:41,999 --> 00:20:43,479 who was also an NFL star?" 625 00:20:43,480 --> 00:20:45,160 That's not fair, Jordan. 626 00:20:45,161 --> 00:20:46,601 He wasn't really a star. 627 00:20:46,602 --> 00:20:48,363 Right. 628 00:20:48,364 --> 00:20:49,803 Obviously, tonight we're all here 629 00:20:49,804 --> 00:20:50,964 to celebrate our dad 630 00:20:50,965 --> 00:20:52,605 in a very, very mean way. 631 00:20:52,606 --> 00:20:54,086 Yes, and we thought of one story 632 00:20:54,087 --> 00:20:56,568 that would fit perfectly. 633 00:20:56,569 --> 00:20:58,209 Y'all, don't you dare. 634 00:20:58,210 --> 00:20:59,570 - The accidental streaker. - The accidental streaker. 635 00:20:59,571 --> 00:21:02,692 - Ha ha ha! - Oh... 636 00:21:02,693 --> 00:21:04,613 So one morning, our dad went out 637 00:21:04,614 --> 00:21:06,855 to take a shower before construction started, 638 00:21:06,856 --> 00:21:08,456 but, of course, it was the day... 639 00:21:08,457 --> 00:21:10,337 Should I be doing a vibe check over here? 640 00:21:10,338 --> 00:21:12,659 Is it that obvious? 641 00:21:12,660 --> 00:21:15,461 Yeah. It is. 642 00:21:15,462 --> 00:21:17,302 You and Alicia having a good time? 643 00:21:17,303 --> 00:21:19,623 Yeah. Yeah. She's cool. 644 00:21:19,624 --> 00:21:22,625 - But she's not Olivia. - No. 645 00:21:22,626 --> 00:21:24,026 No. She's not. 646 00:21:24,027 --> 00:21:26,148 And the guy Olivia brought, 647 00:21:26,149 --> 00:21:27,909 he's not you. 648 00:21:27,910 --> 00:21:30,511 You know, before you and Olivia 649 00:21:30,512 --> 00:21:32,752 ever started dating, you were friends, 650 00:21:32,753 --> 00:21:35,234 best friends. 651 00:21:35,235 --> 00:21:36,795 There's nothing wrong with trying 652 00:21:36,796 --> 00:21:38,276 to get back to that place. 653 00:21:38,277 --> 00:21:39,717 And what if she's not ready? 654 00:21:39,718 --> 00:21:41,139 Then at least you know you tried. 655 00:21:47,283 --> 00:21:48,763 ♪ Diggy diggy diggy Dee ♪ 656 00:21:48,764 --> 00:21:52,485 Up next is the woman who gave me my big break 657 00:21:52,486 --> 00:21:55,148 and then took it away... Layla keating. 658 00:21:57,970 --> 00:21:59,570 Thank you, 659 00:21:59,571 --> 00:22:01,211 and Jordan already made the joke 660 00:22:01,212 --> 00:22:02,812 about Patience being more talented than you, 661 00:22:02,813 --> 00:22:04,573 so I don't have to, right? 662 00:22:04,574 --> 00:22:06,374 Ok. Great. 663 00:22:06,375 --> 00:22:08,896 Well, when I was a kid, I spent so much time 664 00:22:08,897 --> 00:22:10,497 at the baker house, everyone thought 665 00:22:10,498 --> 00:22:13,619 I was their third child, so Liv was the smart one, 666 00:22:13,620 --> 00:22:16,101 and Jordan was the pretty one, 667 00:22:16,102 --> 00:22:17,662 and, because I wasn't actually related 668 00:22:17,663 --> 00:22:19,743 to coach baker, I was the lucky one. 669 00:22:19,744 --> 00:22:21,264 Oh... 670 00:22:21,265 --> 00:22:24,066 I got to grow up enjoying coach baker's famous ribs... 671 00:22:24,067 --> 00:22:25,867 A virgin Billy bellini. 672 00:22:25,868 --> 00:22:27,308 Thank you. 673 00:22:27,309 --> 00:22:30,672 It's pretty catchy and... 674 00:22:32,433 --> 00:22:33,432 Tasty. 675 00:22:33,433 --> 00:22:34,593 Hmm. 676 00:22:34,594 --> 00:22:36,755 Your mom really went all out. 677 00:22:36,756 --> 00:22:39,316 Yeah. Birthdays are kind of her thing. 678 00:22:39,317 --> 00:22:40,877 So does your dad really like bellinis, 679 00:22:40,878 --> 00:22:42,398 or is that her thing, too? 680 00:22:42,399 --> 00:22:44,320 Oh, no. That man loves a good, sugary cocktail, 681 00:22:44,321 --> 00:22:46,201 well, when no one's looking, of course. 682 00:22:46,202 --> 00:22:49,544 Outing a man's private drink, savage. 683 00:22:51,886 --> 00:22:53,045 Ha ha! 684 00:22:53,046 --> 00:22:55,247 Ha ha ha! 685 00:22:55,248 --> 00:22:57,488 Ha! Ha! Ha ha! 686 00:22:57,489 --> 00:23:00,250 Whoa. Ok. Slow it down. 687 00:23:00,251 --> 00:23:01,651 If I know that's your fake laugh, 688 00:23:01,652 --> 00:23:04,693 you better believe Spencer will, too. 689 00:23:04,694 --> 00:23:07,775 You know, not all of us get to live out our dreams. 690 00:23:07,776 --> 00:23:09,857 I mean, take Asher, for instance. 691 00:23:09,858 --> 00:23:11,778 He wanted to play football so bad, 692 00:23:11,779 --> 00:23:14,921 but he just didn't have the heart for it. 693 00:23:16,782 --> 00:23:19,044 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome Asher Adams. 694 00:23:23,547 --> 00:23:25,907 That's good. That's real good. 695 00:23:25,908 --> 00:23:27,869 Shots fired, Coop, 696 00:23:27,870 --> 00:23:30,270 but I guess you got your voice back, 697 00:23:30,271 --> 00:23:33,152 not so sure that's a good thing. 698 00:23:33,153 --> 00:23:34,513 Y'all are cutthroat. 699 00:23:34,514 --> 00:23:38,436 Ahh, a coach hones your strengths 700 00:23:38,437 --> 00:23:41,117 and draws out your weaknesses. 701 00:23:41,118 --> 00:23:43,039 They mold you into the type of player 702 00:23:43,040 --> 00:23:45,761 you're gonna be, or if you're coach baker, 703 00:23:45,762 --> 00:23:48,704 you just recruit them illegally and move them into your house. 704 00:23:50,685 --> 00:23:52,365 You still mad I took your spot, ash? 705 00:23:52,366 --> 00:23:55,588 Ooh, ow. Ha ha! Who raised y'all? 706 00:23:57,729 --> 00:24:00,010 Now, a baker is someone who finds 707 00:24:00,011 --> 00:24:02,492 all the right ingredients to make the perfect dessert. 708 00:24:02,493 --> 00:24:04,213 I think I've forgotten how to laugh. 709 00:24:04,214 --> 00:24:05,654 - Life ain't that deep. - I don't know. 710 00:24:05,655 --> 00:24:07,095 It's felt pretty deep lately. 711 00:24:07,096 --> 00:24:10,337 Maybe if you stop overthinking everything 712 00:24:10,338 --> 00:24:12,538 and just start doing whatever feels good, 713 00:24:12,539 --> 00:24:13,859 things will lighten up. 714 00:24:13,860 --> 00:24:15,260 Yeah. Impulse hasn't really 715 00:24:15,261 --> 00:24:16,821 worked for me in the past, so... 716 00:24:16,822 --> 00:24:19,783 So try happiness. 717 00:24:19,784 --> 00:24:21,224 Right now, that's sipping 718 00:24:21,225 --> 00:24:22,665 on virgin bellinis while you watch your dad 719 00:24:22,666 --> 00:24:25,427 squirm like a toddler that's got to take a dump. 720 00:24:25,428 --> 00:24:27,748 That's a very specific image. 721 00:24:27,749 --> 00:24:29,910 It's a true story, right, Mrs. Baker? 722 00:24:29,911 --> 00:24:31,791 Um... 723 00:24:31,792 --> 00:24:33,774 And you're right. 724 00:24:36,075 --> 00:24:40,518 Hey, there she is. 725 00:24:42,039 --> 00:24:43,679 Ha ha! 726 00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:46,401 I know y'all wish I would stand up here all night 727 00:24:46,402 --> 00:24:47,762 and make y'all laugh, 728 00:24:47,763 --> 00:24:50,363 but they're not paying me enough, 729 00:24:50,364 --> 00:24:52,885 so I'd like to welcome 730 00:24:52,886 --> 00:24:55,447 Billy's better half, the love of his life... 731 00:24:55,448 --> 00:24:56,789 Spencer James. 732 00:25:02,012 --> 00:25:03,732 She is just kidding, Mrs. Baker. 733 00:25:03,733 --> 00:25:05,373 No, she's not, but it's ok 734 00:25:05,374 --> 00:25:06,814 because most of the time, I like you better 735 00:25:06,815 --> 00:25:08,135 than I like Billy, anyway. 736 00:25:08,136 --> 00:25:09,576 Hey. 737 00:25:09,577 --> 00:25:11,818 Well, all right, then. 738 00:25:11,819 --> 00:25:13,859 As Coop said, I'm Spencer James. 739 00:25:13,860 --> 00:25:15,820 The part she left out is that I am the son 740 00:25:15,821 --> 00:25:17,202 coach baker never had. 741 00:25:19,464 --> 00:25:20,744 If you look around this room, 742 00:25:20,745 --> 00:25:22,865 it's clear to see that Billy has lived 743 00:25:22,866 --> 00:25:25,347 many lives and been called many things... 744 00:25:25,348 --> 00:25:26,588 Now, careful. 745 00:25:26,589 --> 00:25:28,829 NFL player, principal, 746 00:25:28,830 --> 00:25:30,710 son, father, 747 00:25:30,711 --> 00:25:34,953 trophy husband, ugly cryer, 748 00:25:34,954 --> 00:25:37,656 bad golfer, and even worse dancer... 749 00:25:39,837 --> 00:25:41,518 But no matter what, 750 00:25:41,519 --> 00:25:45,320 coach will always be my favorite. 751 00:25:45,321 --> 00:25:47,321 Coach baker changed my life 752 00:25:47,322 --> 00:25:49,163 the day he stepped on that field at crenshaw 753 00:25:49,164 --> 00:25:50,564 and asked me to come play for him. 754 00:25:50,565 --> 00:25:52,045 He took a chance on some kid 755 00:25:52,046 --> 00:25:53,806 who liked to do things his own way, 756 00:25:53,807 --> 00:25:55,207 get into fights, 757 00:25:55,208 --> 00:25:57,728 and live and die on that football field. 758 00:25:57,729 --> 00:26:00,850 That kid is you, by the way, because I'm perfect. 759 00:26:00,851 --> 00:26:02,331 No, but for real, 760 00:26:02,332 --> 00:26:03,652 the friends I made at Beverly, 761 00:26:03,653 --> 00:26:05,373 the kind of football player I am, 762 00:26:05,374 --> 00:26:08,415 even the most important relationship in my life 763 00:26:08,416 --> 00:26:11,779 can all be traced back to coach baker... 764 00:26:15,621 --> 00:26:17,181 Which from now on, is this track suit 765 00:26:17,182 --> 00:26:18,542 because this is fire. 766 00:26:18,543 --> 00:26:19,783 How you gonna hold out on us like that? 767 00:26:19,784 --> 00:26:21,304 Some secrets are meant to be kept. 768 00:26:21,305 --> 00:26:22,585 I guess so. 769 00:26:22,586 --> 00:26:25,008 Happy birthday, coach. I love you. 770 00:26:29,550 --> 00:26:31,552 Love you, too, man. 771 00:26:32,510 --> 00:26:34,628 All jokes aside, coach baker, 772 00:26:35,471 --> 00:26:38,123 you made me the person I am today. 773 00:26:38,125 --> 00:26:40,526 I just love you, man. 774 00:26:40,528 --> 00:26:42,499 All right. 775 00:26:42,500 --> 00:26:44,152 I have no idea who that was. 776 00:26:44,154 --> 00:26:45,701 No idea. 777 00:26:45,702 --> 00:26:48,338 And now I need you guys to give a big round of applause 778 00:26:48,340 --> 00:26:51,282 for the biggest, baddest boss lady I know 779 00:26:51,284 --> 00:26:54,682 and Billy's true better half... Ms. Laura baker. 780 00:26:54,684 --> 00:26:56,326 All right. 781 00:26:56,328 --> 00:26:58,540 Smart move not roasting me. 782 00:26:58,542 --> 00:27:00,222 I know when to keep my mouth shut. 783 00:27:00,224 --> 00:27:02,381 I think we can all agree that Billy's 784 00:27:02,383 --> 00:27:04,052 being a good sport by letting us 785 00:27:04,053 --> 00:27:07,734 roast him tonight, but you're not done yet, babe. 786 00:27:07,735 --> 00:27:08,855 I know it. 787 00:27:08,856 --> 00:27:10,296 Do you remember the movie 788 00:27:10,297 --> 00:27:11,657 "10 things I hate about you"? 789 00:27:11,658 --> 00:27:13,683 Ugh, how could I forget? 790 00:27:13,685 --> 00:27:15,620 When Billy and I started dating, 791 00:27:15,621 --> 00:27:17,101 we must have watched it 50 times. 792 00:27:17,102 --> 00:27:19,271 Hours of my life I will never get back. 793 00:27:19,273 --> 00:27:20,968 Oh, please. 794 00:27:20,970 --> 00:27:22,992 You tried to grow your hair out like Heath. 795 00:27:23,891 --> 00:27:26,907 You can see how well that worked out for him. 796 00:27:26,908 --> 00:27:29,308 When Billy proposed to me, 797 00:27:29,310 --> 00:27:32,791 he listed the 10 things he loved about me, 798 00:27:32,792 --> 00:27:34,232 but tonight's not a love fest. 799 00:27:34,233 --> 00:27:37,915 It's a roast, babe, so this is for you. 800 00:27:37,916 --> 00:27:40,178 I hate the way you comb your hair 801 00:27:40,180 --> 00:27:42,398 when you don't have any at all. 802 00:27:42,399 --> 00:27:47,161 I hate the way you say, "ok," 803 00:27:47,162 --> 00:27:49,682 just so you can stall. 804 00:27:49,683 --> 00:27:51,884 I hate the way you pace around 805 00:27:51,885 --> 00:27:53,525 when things don't make sense, 806 00:27:53,526 --> 00:27:55,841 and I hate the way you mansplain to me 807 00:27:55,843 --> 00:27:57,167 just so you can vent... 808 00:27:57,168 --> 00:27:58,521 I hate that. 809 00:27:58,523 --> 00:28:00,323 But most of all, 810 00:28:00,325 --> 00:28:02,627 I don't hate anything about you, 811 00:28:02,629 --> 00:28:04,648 not even a little bit at all. 812 00:28:04,650 --> 00:28:07,454 Billy baker, I'd rather fight with you 813 00:28:07,456 --> 00:28:10,016 than love anyone else. 814 00:28:10,017 --> 00:28:12,879 Happy birthday, babe. 815 00:28:20,904 --> 00:28:23,025 Now, guys, this would not be a true roast 816 00:28:23,026 --> 00:28:25,066 if we did not get to hear 817 00:28:25,067 --> 00:28:27,948 from the man of honor, the legend himself... 818 00:28:27,949 --> 00:28:30,654 Mr. Billy baker. 819 00:28:33,953 --> 00:28:36,834 Thank you, Coop. Thank you. Thank you so much. 820 00:28:36,835 --> 00:28:41,586 One of these days, I hope to be as hood as you 821 00:28:41,588 --> 00:28:44,311 as you sleep peacefully every night 822 00:28:44,313 --> 00:28:47,686 in my very expensive Beverly Hills mansion. 823 00:28:47,688 --> 00:28:51,188 Until that day, enjoy the thread count. 824 00:28:51,190 --> 00:28:52,726 - You know I will. - All right. 825 00:28:52,728 --> 00:28:55,886 Where is Spencer? There you are. 826 00:28:55,887 --> 00:28:57,968 I know he's feeling proud of that little speech you gave me. 827 00:28:57,969 --> 00:28:59,729 Thank you. Y'all don't know this. 828 00:28:59,730 --> 00:29:03,544 Spencer has a sandwich named after him right here, 829 00:29:03,546 --> 00:29:07,389 yes, right here at the slauson cafe. 830 00:29:07,391 --> 00:29:09,335 It's cute, not as cute as having 831 00:29:09,336 --> 00:29:12,175 an actual football field named after you, 832 00:29:12,177 --> 00:29:14,118 but you're on your way, buddy. 833 00:29:16,450 --> 00:29:19,401 There they are... Jordan and Olivia, 834 00:29:19,403 --> 00:29:21,003 my pride and joy. 835 00:29:21,005 --> 00:29:23,865 These days, they're more of a pain in my neck, 836 00:29:23,866 --> 00:29:26,667 my shoulder, my lower back, right, 837 00:29:26,668 --> 00:29:29,370 oh, and, of course, my bank account. 838 00:29:29,372 --> 00:29:31,990 Nobody laughed at that. Exactly. 839 00:29:31,991 --> 00:29:34,112 All the adults know what I'm talking about. 840 00:29:34,113 --> 00:29:37,114 Y'all don't know this, but for the longest time, 841 00:29:37,115 --> 00:29:42,148 for years, I called them both thing 1 and thing 2 842 00:29:42,150 --> 00:29:44,719 because right after they were born, 843 00:29:44,721 --> 00:29:47,622 trying to tell them apart was virtually impossible 844 00:29:47,624 --> 00:29:50,443 unless I took off their diapers. 845 00:29:50,444 --> 00:29:53,005 Even then, it was a little iffy, right? 846 00:29:53,006 --> 00:29:56,422 He's fine now, but it was iffy. 847 00:29:56,424 --> 00:29:58,907 And, of course, my beautiful wife, 848 00:29:58,909 --> 00:30:01,160 who put together this whole thing, 849 00:30:01,162 --> 00:30:02,842 I just want to tell you that I love you. 850 00:30:02,843 --> 00:30:05,098 - That's what I thought. Mm-hmm. - Yes. Exactly. 851 00:30:05,100 --> 00:30:08,407 And to the rest of y'all... Ash, Layla, 852 00:30:08,408 --> 00:30:10,673 and my man here, ok, and, of course, 853 00:30:10,675 --> 00:30:13,333 how could I forget you? I'm coming for you all... 854 00:30:14,671 --> 00:30:16,150 Because I don't forget. 855 00:30:16,152 --> 00:30:17,673 On a more serious note... 856 00:30:20,673 --> 00:30:23,457 I don't know what I did right to deserve you all. 857 00:30:23,458 --> 00:30:26,017 Like Spencer said, I have lived many lives, 858 00:30:26,018 --> 00:30:30,341 and to most of y'all, I'm coach baker, 859 00:30:30,342 --> 00:30:32,674 and you will never know how much that means to me. 860 00:30:32,676 --> 00:30:34,744 You all know I grew up on the football field, 861 00:30:34,745 --> 00:30:37,626 and it was where I learned how to be the man, 862 00:30:37,628 --> 00:30:41,429 the husband, and the father that I've always wanted to be, 863 00:30:41,430 --> 00:30:45,090 and though I am not perfect, 864 00:30:45,092 --> 00:30:49,213 I know I can always come back home to the field 865 00:30:49,214 --> 00:30:50,740 whenever I need to be centered, 866 00:30:50,742 --> 00:30:53,703 so I thank you all for reminding me of that. 867 00:30:53,705 --> 00:30:55,490 Thank you very much. This is great. 868 00:31:06,344 --> 00:31:07,639 What's up, Liv? 869 00:31:09,446 --> 00:31:10,785 You look great. 870 00:31:13,290 --> 00:31:15,451 Yeah. Who knew polyester was my thing? 871 00:31:15,453 --> 00:31:17,147 That's what I'm saying, right? 872 00:31:21,294 --> 00:31:24,000 So... You and Noah. 873 00:31:25,705 --> 00:31:27,224 You and Alicia. 874 00:31:31,222 --> 00:31:33,860 Uh, this is strange. 875 00:31:34,404 --> 00:31:36,005 If you'd had told me 6 months ago 876 00:31:36,007 --> 00:31:37,488 we'd be having a conversation like this, 877 00:31:37,489 --> 00:31:39,328 I'd say you was crazy. 878 00:31:39,330 --> 00:31:41,571 Life was so much easier back then. 879 00:31:41,573 --> 00:31:44,454 Ain't that the truth? 880 00:31:44,456 --> 00:31:46,256 Well, let's hope in 6 months, 881 00:31:46,258 --> 00:31:47,898 things will be a little more normal. 882 00:31:47,900 --> 00:31:49,444 Then we'll be friends again 883 00:31:49,446 --> 00:31:51,058 like it was before we dated? 884 00:31:52,908 --> 00:31:56,730 No. Things will never be the same... 885 00:31:58,986 --> 00:32:00,226 But that's ok. 886 00:32:00,228 --> 00:32:01,468 I don't want to erase the time 887 00:32:01,470 --> 00:32:02,990 that we spent together, 888 00:32:03,422 --> 00:32:05,841 but our relationship is important to me, too. 889 00:32:07,555 --> 00:32:10,299 I'd like to find what our new version of friendship is. 890 00:32:10,301 --> 00:32:12,705 Well, this seems like a great first step. 891 00:32:15,825 --> 00:32:17,105 To friendship. 892 00:32:18,216 --> 00:32:19,473 To friendship. 893 00:32:19,474 --> 00:32:22,035 ♪ Don't see each other's angles ♪ 894 00:32:22,036 --> 00:32:25,338 ♪ and that's ok ♪ 895 00:32:27,725 --> 00:32:30,673 Hey, grace. Everything ok? 896 00:32:30,675 --> 00:32:32,276 You tell me. 897 00:32:32,278 --> 00:32:35,684 Uh, no. I'm good. 898 00:32:35,685 --> 00:32:37,286 My ego's a little bruised, 899 00:32:37,287 --> 00:32:39,325 but I'll manage. 900 00:32:39,326 --> 00:32:40,721 Want to have a seat? 901 00:32:40,723 --> 00:32:42,479 You know, I wasn't gonna roast you tonight, 902 00:32:42,481 --> 00:32:44,209 but I changed my mind. 903 00:32:44,210 --> 00:32:45,729 To Billy baker, 904 00:32:45,730 --> 00:32:48,315 the man who will say anything to get ahead... 905 00:32:49,255 --> 00:32:50,775 To coach baker, 906 00:32:50,776 --> 00:32:53,493 the man who will do anything to get ahead... 907 00:32:53,495 --> 00:32:55,417 Ok. Ha ha ha. Very funny. 908 00:32:55,419 --> 00:32:57,018 And to principal baker, 909 00:32:57,019 --> 00:32:59,980 the man who will use anyone to get ahead. 910 00:33:01,999 --> 00:33:03,362 Grace, are you ok? 911 00:33:03,364 --> 00:33:05,024 Tell me you aren't considering 912 00:33:05,025 --> 00:33:07,227 the head-coaching job at gau. 913 00:33:08,585 --> 00:33:10,240 I can't believe I was stupid enough 914 00:33:10,242 --> 00:33:11,905 to think for one second 915 00:33:11,907 --> 00:33:13,948 you would honor your commitment as principal. 916 00:33:13,949 --> 00:33:15,749 You looked me in my eye today 917 00:33:15,750 --> 00:33:17,978 and told me that you loved that job. 918 00:33:17,980 --> 00:33:19,833 - You lied. - I do love that j... 919 00:33:19,834 --> 00:33:22,196 I knew as soon as some shiny coaching job 920 00:33:22,197 --> 00:33:23,677 came along, you'd jump ship. 921 00:33:23,678 --> 00:33:26,276 Gau, their program is dangling by a thread, 922 00:33:26,277 --> 00:33:28,238 and they trust me to rebuild it. 923 00:33:28,239 --> 00:33:30,450 D1 programs don't just fall in your lap. 924 00:33:30,451 --> 00:33:32,600 Well, somehow it just fell into yours. 925 00:33:32,602 --> 00:33:34,620 Was that when you went behind my son's back? 926 00:33:34,622 --> 00:33:35,834 Easy. 927 00:33:36,413 --> 00:33:37,954 I went in there. 928 00:33:37,955 --> 00:33:39,476 I went in there, and I fought for Kenny. 929 00:33:39,477 --> 00:33:41,114 I did. 930 00:33:41,115 --> 00:33:42,678 I didn't know they were gonna offer me that damn job, 931 00:33:42,679 --> 00:33:44,118 and I still don't know if I'm gonna take it... 932 00:33:44,119 --> 00:33:45,239 Right. 933 00:33:45,240 --> 00:33:47,239 But you asked me to look after Spencer 934 00:33:47,240 --> 00:33:48,721 when you went away to Oakland, 935 00:33:48,722 --> 00:33:50,667 and this will give me a chance to do that 936 00:33:50,669 --> 00:33:52,154 and so much more. 937 00:33:52,156 --> 00:33:54,525 I can build a whole program around Spencer 938 00:33:54,526 --> 00:33:56,045 and Jordan, for that matter. 939 00:33:56,046 --> 00:33:57,746 Even if that's not what Spencer wants. 940 00:33:59,764 --> 00:34:02,530 Right, and while you continue playing 941 00:34:02,531 --> 00:34:04,533 unasked hero to our boys, 942 00:34:04,534 --> 00:34:05,813 think about the boys that you're 943 00:34:05,814 --> 00:34:07,294 leaving behind at crenshaw, 944 00:34:07,295 --> 00:34:09,257 the ones who wouldn't have a chance without you, 945 00:34:09,258 --> 00:34:10,775 the ones who need you more 946 00:34:10,776 --> 00:34:12,606 than the kids that made it to college. 947 00:34:14,224 --> 00:34:15,456 Oh... 948 00:34:25,616 --> 00:34:27,260 What, you lost your voice or something? 949 00:34:27,262 --> 00:34:29,266 You ain't said two words since we left. 950 00:34:29,268 --> 00:34:30,950 I said 3 words at the party 951 00:34:30,952 --> 00:34:32,207 that you completely ignored. 952 00:34:32,209 --> 00:34:35,034 Wait. When you said, "I love you"? 953 00:34:35,035 --> 00:34:37,007 I didn't think you meant it like that. 954 00:34:37,009 --> 00:34:39,250 You knew exactly what I meant, 955 00:34:39,252 --> 00:34:41,435 but how can you even think of me in that way 956 00:34:41,436 --> 00:34:43,400 when Patience is all over this house? 957 00:34:43,401 --> 00:34:45,319 She's not even in town right now. 958 00:34:45,320 --> 00:34:47,320 You're literally sitting on her face. 959 00:34:48,401 --> 00:34:49,603 Oh... 960 00:34:50,542 --> 00:34:51,783 Right. 961 00:34:51,785 --> 00:34:53,145 Look, Skye. 962 00:34:53,146 --> 00:34:54,743 I care about you a lot, ok, 963 00:34:54,744 --> 00:34:56,866 more than I expected to care about someone 964 00:34:56,868 --> 00:34:58,667 so soon after my breakup, 965 00:34:58,668 --> 00:35:00,068 but that's the thing. 966 00:35:00,069 --> 00:35:01,430 I'm not ready to go all in yet. 967 00:35:01,431 --> 00:35:03,033 I'm not asking you to go all in. 968 00:35:03,034 --> 00:35:04,992 But you kind of are, and I get it. 969 00:35:04,993 --> 00:35:06,872 Patience and I dove head first 970 00:35:06,873 --> 00:35:08,113 into our relationship, 971 00:35:08,114 --> 00:35:09,515 and it stayed that way until the end, 972 00:35:09,516 --> 00:35:11,037 and, while I like you a lot 973 00:35:11,038 --> 00:35:12,676 and love the time we spend together, 974 00:35:12,677 --> 00:35:14,359 I just got to take it slow. 975 00:35:14,360 --> 00:35:16,318 How slow? 976 00:35:16,319 --> 00:35:17,798 I... 977 00:35:18,784 --> 00:35:21,184 Can't give you that answer right now, 978 00:35:21,185 --> 00:35:23,345 but if Patience is the real reason 979 00:35:23,346 --> 00:35:24,546 you want me to move out of this house, 980 00:35:24,547 --> 00:35:26,426 you should've just said that. 981 00:35:26,427 --> 00:35:27,586 I don't want this to be another relationship 982 00:35:27,587 --> 00:35:29,586 where we tiptoeing around our feelings. 983 00:35:29,587 --> 00:35:31,390 That didn't work out well for me, 984 00:35:31,391 --> 00:35:33,350 and I want this to work. 985 00:35:33,351 --> 00:35:34,551 I want it to work, too. 986 00:35:34,552 --> 00:35:37,033 Then don't confuse where I'm living 987 00:35:37,034 --> 00:35:39,287 with where I'm living. 988 00:35:40,089 --> 00:35:45,020 ♪ No way I'd find another ♪ 989 00:35:46,913 --> 00:35:49,032 ♪ girl like you... ♪ 990 00:35:49,034 --> 00:35:51,738 Um, hey, so I take back what I said 991 00:35:51,740 --> 00:35:54,074 about not being able to talk to you for 24 hours. 992 00:35:54,076 --> 00:35:57,277 That was the longest 6 hours of my life. 993 00:35:57,279 --> 00:36:00,801 Well, I'm sorry that I went to Simone 994 00:36:00,803 --> 00:36:02,003 without telling you first. 995 00:36:02,005 --> 00:36:04,309 Ok. You're right. We're a team, and it's important 996 00:36:04,311 --> 00:36:05,989 that we're a united front 997 00:36:05,991 --> 00:36:07,151 when making important decisions 998 00:36:07,153 --> 00:36:08,594 that affect our relationship. 999 00:36:08,596 --> 00:36:10,197 Ok. No. I'm sorry. 1000 00:36:10,199 --> 00:36:12,416 I have absolutely no say how you and Simone 1001 00:36:12,418 --> 00:36:14,019 choose to move forward as friends, 1002 00:36:14,021 --> 00:36:15,658 and I understand that you needed to do 1003 00:36:15,659 --> 00:36:17,622 what you did for yourself and for her. 1004 00:36:17,623 --> 00:36:19,812 Yeah. Well, backfired anyway, so... 1005 00:36:23,603 --> 00:36:26,526 Well, what do you mean? 1006 00:36:26,527 --> 00:36:28,922 Well, Simone wants us to be happy 1007 00:36:28,924 --> 00:36:30,642 but from a distance, 1008 00:36:30,644 --> 00:36:32,651 so she ended our friendship. 1009 00:36:33,768 --> 00:36:37,114 I'm sorry, but you know what? 1010 00:36:37,115 --> 00:36:38,913 Who knows? Maybe she'll come around. 1011 00:36:38,914 --> 00:36:40,757 Yeah. I don't think she will, 1012 00:36:40,758 --> 00:36:43,215 but thanks for trying to make me feel better. 1013 00:36:43,217 --> 00:36:44,859 Yeah. 1014 00:36:44,861 --> 00:36:46,720 So what do we do 1015 00:36:46,722 --> 00:36:49,083 when everyone finds out about us? 1016 00:36:49,084 --> 00:36:50,364 What are we gonna do? 1017 00:36:50,365 --> 00:36:52,444 Well... 1018 00:36:52,445 --> 00:36:54,806 We... 1019 00:36:54,807 --> 00:36:57,726 Will face it together as a team. 1020 00:36:57,727 --> 00:36:59,409 Mm. 1021 00:36:59,410 --> 00:37:02,690 ♪ Living anyway... ♪ 1022 00:37:02,692 --> 00:37:04,133 Want me to deal you in for go fish, 1023 00:37:04,134 --> 00:37:05,494 or you want to jump straight to cheating 1024 00:37:05,495 --> 00:37:07,735 at strip poker? 1025 00:37:07,736 --> 00:37:10,293 Though not much gonna get me out of this track suit. 1026 00:37:10,294 --> 00:37:13,378 Uh, I'm gonna call it a night. 1027 00:37:13,379 --> 00:37:16,115 I just came back in for my cards. 1028 00:37:16,117 --> 00:37:17,999 Ok. 1029 00:37:18,001 --> 00:37:20,744 Thanks. 1030 00:37:20,745 --> 00:37:22,302 I don't need to be good at cards 1031 00:37:22,303 --> 00:37:23,544 to know when somebody got they poker face on. 1032 00:37:23,545 --> 00:37:24,825 What's up? 1033 00:37:24,826 --> 00:37:27,726 I'm good, you know, just a long night. 1034 00:37:27,728 --> 00:37:29,450 A long night at a family party 1035 00:37:29,451 --> 00:37:30,809 you wanted to go to. 1036 00:37:30,810 --> 00:37:32,528 Look, Spence. 1037 00:37:32,529 --> 00:37:35,494 I've made a career reading brides, 1038 00:37:35,496 --> 00:37:37,935 and I can tell when someone's in love. 1039 00:37:40,517 --> 00:37:42,539 Liv and I are still finding our way 1040 00:37:43,533 --> 00:37:45,138 not being together. 1041 00:37:45,671 --> 00:37:47,278 - It's gonna take time, - Yeah. 1042 00:37:48,169 --> 00:37:50,544 But honestly, I'm a little confused. 1043 00:37:51,006 --> 00:37:52,707 You're the one who said you wanted 1044 00:37:52,709 --> 00:37:55,733 to keep our thing light and fun, your words. 1045 00:37:56,908 --> 00:37:58,309 This is starting to feel 1046 00:37:58,310 --> 00:37:59,910 a little outside those rules. 1047 00:37:59,911 --> 00:38:01,067 Yeah. Well, the funny thing about rules 1048 00:38:01,068 --> 00:38:03,251 is that the lines tend to blur. 1049 00:38:06,034 --> 00:38:08,151 Some advice... 1050 00:38:08,152 --> 00:38:11,917 Either move forward or move backwards, 1051 00:38:11,918 --> 00:38:14,276 but make a move. 1052 00:38:14,277 --> 00:38:17,401 ♪ Don't want to run away from love ♪ 1053 00:38:17,402 --> 00:38:19,283 ♪ I don't want to run away ♪ 1054 00:38:19,284 --> 00:38:20,444 ♪ want to run away from love ♪ 1055 00:38:20,445 --> 00:38:22,203 Oh, man, wow. 1056 00:38:22,204 --> 00:38:24,405 Thank you for everything tonight. 1057 00:38:24,406 --> 00:38:27,246 Hey, the 3 virgin Billy bellinis I had 1058 00:38:27,247 --> 00:38:29,526 were worth every second of being 1059 00:38:29,527 --> 00:38:31,329 your faux... I mean, pretend... 1060 00:38:31,330 --> 00:38:32,610 - Thank you. - Date. 1061 00:38:32,611 --> 00:38:34,409 Well, I don't know if it was the sugar 1062 00:38:34,410 --> 00:38:36,572 or the company, but for the first time 1063 00:38:36,573 --> 00:38:38,414 in a long time, I felt a little bit 1064 00:38:38,415 --> 00:38:39,935 of my old self return. 1065 00:38:39,936 --> 00:38:42,152 Told you, being a plus-one's my hidden talent... 1066 00:38:42,154 --> 00:38:43,272 You did. 1067 00:38:43,274 --> 00:38:45,909 And, for the record, I had a great time, too. 1068 00:38:45,911 --> 00:38:48,084 If I'm being honest... 1069 00:38:49,621 --> 00:38:52,862 Spending time with you is all I want to do. 1070 00:38:54,414 --> 00:38:55,984 Uh, Noah... 1071 00:38:55,986 --> 00:39:00,825 Hey, I know tonight was tough. 1072 00:39:00,827 --> 00:39:02,370 I just hope tomorrow 1073 00:39:02,372 --> 00:39:04,827 you'll be able to find that laugh again. 1074 00:39:04,829 --> 00:39:06,829 It's too good to hold in. 1075 00:39:08,874 --> 00:39:10,139 Good night. 1076 00:39:11,159 --> 00:39:12,366 Noah... 1077 00:39:23,402 --> 00:39:25,526 - Yeah. Hey. - Dad, is everything ok? 1078 00:39:25,527 --> 00:39:27,328 - I got your text. - Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. 1079 00:39:27,329 --> 00:39:29,447 Have a... Have a seat. Yeah. 1080 00:39:29,448 --> 00:39:31,051 Ok. 1081 00:39:31,052 --> 00:39:33,011 Um, what's going on? 1082 00:39:33,012 --> 00:39:34,292 You're kind of stressing me out. 1083 00:39:34,293 --> 00:39:36,643 Ok, so I've been offered 1084 00:39:36,645 --> 00:39:40,014 the head-coaching job at gau. 1085 00:39:40,015 --> 00:39:41,697 Are you gonna take it? 1086 00:39:41,698 --> 00:39:43,938 I think I am, yeah, b-b-but I want to know 1087 00:39:43,939 --> 00:39:45,369 how you... 1088 00:39:45,371 --> 00:39:46,977 I want to know how you feel about it. 1089 00:39:46,978 --> 00:39:48,973 - Honestly? - Yeah. 1090 00:39:48,975 --> 00:39:50,984 This is the best news I've heard in a long time. 1091 00:39:50,985 --> 00:39:52,185 For real? Do you mean it? 1092 00:39:52,186 --> 00:39:53,426 Are you kidding me? 1093 00:39:53,427 --> 00:39:56,307 Dad, you are the perfect person for the job. 1094 00:39:56,308 --> 00:39:58,058 Thank you, son. 1095 00:39:58,060 --> 00:40:00,227 Thank you, son. Ha ha ha! 1096 00:40:00,228 --> 00:40:01,909 I didn't know how bad I wanted this 1097 00:40:01,910 --> 00:40:03,110 until tonight. 1098 00:40:03,111 --> 00:40:06,573 Listen. If anyone can save that program, it's you... 1099 00:40:06,575 --> 00:40:07,932 Right. 1100 00:40:07,934 --> 00:40:10,013 But have you talked to Spencer, though? 1101 00:40:10,015 --> 00:40:11,493 I mean, I know he was pushing for Kenny. 1102 00:40:11,494 --> 00:40:13,071 Nobody else knows. 1103 00:40:14,039 --> 00:40:15,836 Wait. You told me first? 1104 00:40:15,837 --> 00:40:18,361 Yeah, but look, look. 1105 00:40:18,362 --> 00:40:22,352 Um, no one else can know about this 1106 00:40:22,354 --> 00:40:25,982 but us before I go to a.D. Barnes, ok? 1107 00:40:26,662 --> 00:40:28,161 Now, son... 1108 00:40:30,604 --> 00:40:32,777 I know that you've decided to move on 1109 00:40:33,225 --> 00:40:37,268 from gau, and I fully support that decision. 1110 00:40:37,270 --> 00:40:38,996 I understand it's important 1111 00:40:38,998 --> 00:40:41,937 for you to have your person on the field, ok, 1112 00:40:41,939 --> 00:40:45,683 but if there's any way I can convince you 1113 00:40:45,685 --> 00:40:50,267 to not leave, right, 1114 00:40:50,269 --> 00:40:52,434 I promise that I will be the coach 1115 00:40:52,436 --> 00:40:56,601 that you need and deserve in college. 1116 00:40:56,603 --> 00:40:57,723 Mm-hmm. 1117 00:40:57,725 --> 00:40:58,925 I promise, 1118 00:40:59,689 --> 00:41:00,935 so... 1119 00:41:02,090 --> 00:41:04,076 Will you stay and play for me, son? 1120 00:41:06,514 --> 00:41:09,074 Heh. Yeah. Of course. 1121 00:41:09,075 --> 00:41:10,958 Of course. 1122 00:41:10,959 --> 00:41:12,397 Ha ha ha! 1123 00:41:12,398 --> 00:41:13,594 Ohh! 1124 00:41:13,595 --> 00:41:15,283 Ok. Oh, my god. 1125 00:41:16,296 --> 00:41:18,241 Oh, what a night. 1126 00:41:18,243 --> 00:41:20,482 You know, people actually laughed at my jokes. 1127 00:41:20,483 --> 00:41:22,402 You were really great. 1128 00:41:22,403 --> 00:41:23,957 Ha ha ha! 1129 00:41:23,959 --> 00:41:26,368 I'm just bummed j.J. Didn't show up. 1130 00:41:27,169 --> 00:41:29,449 Ohh... mm... 1131 00:41:29,450 --> 00:41:30,650 Ahh... 1132 00:41:35,052 --> 00:41:36,813 Oh, my god, jaymee, 1133 00:41:36,814 --> 00:41:38,895 is it your lupus? 1134 00:41:38,896 --> 00:41:41,976 Yep. I'm sorry, ash. I think... 1135 00:41:41,977 --> 00:41:44,338 I think I need to go to the hospital, 1136 00:41:44,340 --> 00:41:45,984 like, right now. 1137 00:42:15,773 --> 00:42:17,633 Greg, move your head.