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(SQUAWKS)
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- (LAUGHING)
- Hey!
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And if we just, like, download it,
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it would be a lot easier
than if you stream it.
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- You know? That's what I've learned.
- (BICYCLE BELL RINGS)
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(RUMBLING)
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- (GASPS)
- (PEOPLE SHOUTING)
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MAN: What's going on?
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(GROWLS)
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(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
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Wakey-wakey!
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It is I, the inflated destroyer,
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Balloon Man!
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(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
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(PEOPLE GASPING)
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- (STRAINING)
- (SQUEAKING)
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(LAUGHS)
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Time to inflate my bank account.
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(GROWLS)
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(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
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Hello.
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(LAUGHS)
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Ahh!
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- (INHALES DEEPLY)
- (POLICEMEN SCREAMING)
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(SCREAMS)
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Titans, go!
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(ROBIN YELLING)
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(GRUNTING)
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(GROANS)
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(BEEPING)
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Oh, yeah! Scabadoosh!
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(GRUNTS)
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CYBORG: Booyah!
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(BALLOON MAN GROANS)
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Ha-ha! Who wants a balloon animal?
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(GASPS)
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Kitties!
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Oh. (GASPS)
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(GRUNTS)
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(BALLOON MAN STRAINING)
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(YELPING)
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(GROANING)
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Stop hitting yourself.
Stop hitting yourself.
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(CHUCKLES)
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BEAST BOY: I'mma pop you, fool!
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(ROARS)
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(AIR HISSING)
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- Oh!
- (LAUGHS)
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He farted!
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That wasn't a fart.
That was just air leaving my butt.
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Which is a fart.
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- (ALL LAUGHING)
- (BALLOON MAN SIGHS)
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You guys are awfully immature
for the Justice League.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, do we look like
the Justice League to you?
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I don't know.
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I thought you were maybe
some of the lesser-known members.
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- Man, we ain't no Justice League.
- (ALL PROTESTING)
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I recognize you now.
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You are the Guardians of the Galaxy!
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(STARFIRE GASPS)
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Uh, that's a different
superhero universe.
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I am the insulted.
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All right, all right.
Then who are you?
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Yo, Cy. This guy don't know who we is.
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Oh, really?
Then I think it's time we tell him.
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(SINGING) Go, Teen Titans, go
Go, Teen Titans, go
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Go, Teen Titans, go
Go, go, go, go, go
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ALL: T-double-E-N T-I-T-A-N-S
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We the real heroes
Takin' down the big menace
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- Teen Titan flows
- Teen Titan knows
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Where there's real trouble, baby
Teen Titans go
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Go, Teen Titans, go
Go, Teen Titans, go
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Ah, morons.
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Beast Boy
I can turn straight up into an animal
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- Animal?
- Animal?
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Yes, any animal
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Boom, pow
Yeah, I'm a kitten now
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- Oh!
- Check out my kitten meow
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The star, the fire
The live, the wire
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The alien princess in my alien attire
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The energy blasts
The supersonic speed
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Is she down with the Titans?
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Oh, the yes indeed
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Booyah, booyah
Go my cannon blaster
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Cyborg, whoo baby
Mr. High Tech Master
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What, what, what?
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Mr. Meatball Disaster
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- What, what, what?
- Mr. Boom Boom Blaster
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Teen Teen Titans
The Titans, the Teen Titans
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Teen Teen Titans
The Titans, the Teen Titans
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Teen Teen Titans
The Titans, the Teen Titans
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(WOMAN SCREAMING)
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Teen Teen Titans
The Titans, the Teen Titans
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Boom with the smoke bombs and birdarangs
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Bow staff hittin' steady
Doin' my thang
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Robin, Robin, the leader
Robin, Robin, in charge
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Show 'em your baby hands!
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No Robin, Robin's are large
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Nah, but for real, man.
Those some super-small baby hands.
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No, they're not. Whatever.
Just keep going, just keep going!
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Go, Teen Titans, go
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Raven is here to drop it
On you even harder
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There's no darker than me
I'm as dark as can be
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Check it
Azarath Metrion Zinthos
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Teleportin', magical powers
We adios
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Teen Teen Titans
The Titans, the Teen Titans
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Teen Teen Titans, the Titans
The Teen Titans
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Teen Titans Go!
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(SQUEAKS)
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Oh, yeah! We are so tough!
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- Sorry, Justice League. You're too late.
- (SQUEAKS)
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Our song was so sick,
it took down Balloon Man.
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Sure it did.
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Since you came all this way,
you guys wanna hang?
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Yeah, well, we'd love to,
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but we gotta get
to Batman's movie premiere.
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(SIGHS) It's always been my dream
to have my own movie.
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Well, it is important to have dreams,
I guess.
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What do you mean by that?
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Well, you know, they only make movies
about real heroes.
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I am a real hero.
I even have my own superhero team.
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You guys are goofsters.
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You know, with the farts.
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Always cracking your jokes.
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You mean people think we're jokes?
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Why do you think there's never been
a movie made about you?
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Well, has there been a movie about you?
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So many. And more to come.
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It took a while, but yeah,
I have my own now.
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There was a Green Lantern movie.
But we don't talk about that.
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Problem is, you guys are never actually
doing anything heroic.
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Man, please. That ain't true.
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What about that time
we discovered that sweet diner?
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And they had that food?
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Oh, yes. It was most delicious.
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That wasn't even a crime
and you didn't save anything.
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This guy thinks we didn't save anything.
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We saved room for dessert!
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- (DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
- Oh, right in your face!
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- (MUSIC STOPS)
- Titans, if you keep playing the fool,
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you'll never be seen as real heroes.
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Only as jokes.
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(SQUEAKS)
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- CYBORG: Got him! (LAUGHS)
- Somebody save me.
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Anyway, we gotta get going. Ta-ta!
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Is it true?
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Are we not the real heroes?
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Of course we are.
We just took down Balloon Man.
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I believe we have a premiere to attend.
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Teen Titans go to the movies!
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(CROWD CHEERING)
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- PHOTOGRAPHER 1: Batman! Batman!
- (CAMERAS CLICKING)
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PHOTOGRAPHER 2: Superman, over here!
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Supergirl, who are you wearing tonight?
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Plastic Man.
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Hey, John, how are you?
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PHOTOGRAPHER 3: Over here!
PHOTOGRAPHER 4: Show us the bracelets!
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(ALL SCREAMING)
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Oops, my bad.
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The Atom has arrived. Thank you!
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Behold...
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Behold, Titans!
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This is every superhero's dream,
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to have your own movie!
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This burrito is my dream.
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Titans, are you ready to walk
the red carpet?
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- Yeah!
- I'm ready.
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- Let's go in!
- (ALL CHATTERING EXCITEDLY)
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Hold it.
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This premiere is for superheroes only.
Who are you?
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Who are we?
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(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
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Who are we?
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(LAUGHS) This fool
don't know who's we is.
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Perhaps this will remind you?
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Teen Teen Titans
The Titans, the Teen Titans
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Stop! You're not on the list.
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But we're superheroes.
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Hello.
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We're the Challengers of the Unknown.
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We're here for the motion picture.
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"Challengers, Challengers."
Oh! Right this way.
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The Challengers of the Unknown
are on the list?
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00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:04,688
That is the obscure.
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No one knows them! They's unknown!
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It's in the name. "Unknown."
It's in the name!
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Man! How's we supposed to get in now?
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I do have the ability to open portals
to any feasible location.
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That's right.
I always forget about that.
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Portal it is!
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(SQUAWKING)
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Oh, man. There's no seats.
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What about those?
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I can hardly wait
for the motion picture to begin.
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00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:50,526
But that's where the Challengers
of the Unknown are sitting.
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Dude, no one's gonna miss them.
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Yeah! They's unknown!
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Exactly.
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Challengers, we seem to be drifting
in a void of complete darkness.
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Nothing waits for us here but madness.
Madness!
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ANNOUNCER: Super-ladies and gentlemen,
put your hands together
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for the biggest superhero
movie director in the world,
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Jade Wilson!
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Whoo!
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All right!
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00:11:18,679 --> 00:11:21,098
Who's ready to watch a Batman movie?
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(ALL CHEERING)
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00:11:22,724 --> 00:11:25,060
Give it up for the Bat himself.
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00:11:25,143 --> 00:11:27,104
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
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00:11:27,479 --> 00:11:28,647
No, you deserve it.
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00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:31,066
Yes, you do. Yes, you do.
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00:11:33,402 --> 00:11:34,403
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
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00:11:34,862 --> 00:11:37,865
You know who else deserves it?
All of you!
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00:11:38,866 --> 00:11:40,409
(ALL CHEERING)
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00:11:40,659 --> 00:11:42,619
It doesn't matter how obscure you are.
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You're all getting a movie!
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You want a little sneak peek?
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ANNOUNCER: Coming this summer.
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From the shadows of Batman...
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It's happening?
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...emerges a hero.
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00:11:54,172 --> 00:11:56,133
They're finally going to make
a movie about me!
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00:11:57,885 --> 00:11:59,928
ANNOUNCER: Alfred The Movie.
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The ultimate grime fighter.
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When the dust settles,
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only one man will be left dusting.
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Coming broom.
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TITANS: Ooh!
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Don't worry, brah.
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If Alfred got a movie, you must be next.
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00:12:19,948 --> 00:12:22,993
Huh, right. My movie must be slated
for next summer.
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ANNOUNCER: Coming next summer.
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A new hero will light up the night.
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Please be me! Please be me!
Please be me! Please be me!
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It's the car.
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00:12:31,877 --> 00:12:33,962
Oh, they did the car before you, bro.
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(GROANS) This is ridiculous!
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ANNOUNCER: Batmobile The Movie.
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Coming vroom.
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00:12:40,385 --> 00:12:42,137
- That actually does look pretty good.
- I'd go see it.
241
00:12:42,304 --> 00:12:44,014
I do love the Batman's automobile.
242
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They must be saving the best
for last then.
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I'm sure my movie is next, next summer.
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ANNOUNCER: Coming next, next summer.
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The story of Batman's greatest ally...
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That's me! That must be me!
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...and best friend
in the whole wide world.
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(ROBIN EXCLAIMING)
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Finally!
250
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Thank you for making a movie about...
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ANNOUNCER: Utility Belt...
252
00:13:03,492 --> 00:13:04,493
What?
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00:13:04,576 --> 00:13:05,577
...The Movie.
254
00:13:06,745 --> 00:13:09,331
You put things in it.
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(LAUGHS)
256
00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:16,254
He thought the movie was about him!
257
00:13:16,755 --> 00:13:18,757
(ALL LAUGHING)
258
00:13:21,677 --> 00:13:23,929
SUPERMAN: He's just a sidekick.
SUPERHERO 1: He's a nobody.
259
00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:25,347
(ALL LAUGHING)
260
00:13:25,430 --> 00:13:27,057
SUPERHERO 2: (CHANTING)
Sidekick! Sidekick!
261
00:13:29,059 --> 00:13:30,769
(SOBBING)
262
00:13:41,071 --> 00:13:42,280
(SNIFFLES)
263
00:13:47,411 --> 00:13:50,080
Aw, man. Forget those fools.
264
00:13:50,247 --> 00:13:52,082
Who cares what other people think?
265
00:13:52,249 --> 00:13:55,502
We have the each other
and that is all that matters.
266
00:13:55,669 --> 00:13:56,920
Star's right, bro.
267
00:13:57,087 --> 00:13:59,506
What do those big-shot superheroes
know anyway?
268
00:13:59,673 --> 00:14:03,385
They know having a movie is the only way
to be seen as a real hero.
269
00:14:03,552 --> 00:14:06,013
You are the real hero to us.
270
00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:07,806
Yeah. You put this team together.
271
00:14:07,973 --> 00:14:09,558
Without you, we'd be all alone.
272
00:14:09,725 --> 00:14:10,726
That's right.
273
00:14:10,892 --> 00:14:13,895
Without you, bro, I'd be living
in a dumpster eating garbage.
274
00:14:15,230 --> 00:14:19,192
RAVEN: And I'd have to enslave
entire dimensions with my evil dad.
275
00:14:19,276 --> 00:14:21,653
STARFIRE: And I would be forced
to return to my life of fighting
276
00:14:21,820 --> 00:14:24,573
in the pit
of the intergalactic gladiator.
277
00:14:24,740 --> 00:14:26,783
CYBORG: And I'd be playing
professional football.
278
00:14:26,950 --> 00:14:29,286
It sounds good,
but you're forgetting the concussions.
279
00:14:29,453 --> 00:14:30,662
The bad knees, going broke,
280
00:14:30,829 --> 00:14:33,498
and having to be on one of those
awful dance reality TV shows!
281
00:14:34,958 --> 00:14:36,752
But why don't they take us seriously?
282
00:14:36,918 --> 00:14:40,088
We've got the cool costumes, gadgets,
and the powers,
283
00:14:40,255 --> 00:14:42,716
and the sweet kung fu moves.
Hoo-hah!
284
00:14:42,924 --> 00:14:43,967
What are we missing?
285
00:14:44,051 --> 00:14:46,261
Well, what about an archnemesis?
286
00:14:46,428 --> 00:14:47,846
"An archnemesis"?
287
00:14:48,013 --> 00:14:51,516
Oh, yeah. An archnemesis is like
a status symbol in the hero world.
288
00:14:51,683 --> 00:14:53,894
Yeah, bro. Every superhero's got one.
289
00:14:54,061 --> 00:14:57,606
Super bad dudes with super scary names.
290
00:14:57,773 --> 00:15:00,692
That are fun to say in a dramatic way.
291
00:15:00,859 --> 00:15:04,404
Superman's got Lex Luthor!
292
00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:07,324
ALL: Ooh, Lex Luthor.
293
00:15:07,491 --> 00:15:10,619
Green Lantern's got Sinestro.
294
00:15:10,827 --> 00:15:12,621
ALL: Ooh, Sinestro.
295
00:15:12,788 --> 00:15:17,000
And the Flash has the Rainbow Raider!
296
00:15:17,167 --> 00:15:20,837
He rides upon the rainbows!
297
00:15:21,004 --> 00:15:22,380
That is pretty scary.
298
00:15:22,547 --> 00:15:25,634
If you can get a crazed lunatic
to devote himself to taking you down,
299
00:15:25,801 --> 00:15:27,761
it means you really are a top hero.
300
00:15:27,928 --> 00:15:29,888
You know, the kind
they make movies about.
301
00:15:30,055 --> 00:15:31,765
How do we get an archnemesis?
302
00:15:31,848 --> 00:15:33,183
- (ALARM BLARING)
- (BEAST BOY GASPS)
303
00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:34,476
It's a crime alert.
304
00:15:34,643 --> 00:15:35,685
A crime alert?
305
00:15:35,852 --> 00:15:38,480
A mysterious figure
breaking into S.T.A.R. Labs.
306
00:15:38,647 --> 00:15:41,900
This could be it.
The key to a movie about me!
307
00:15:42,067 --> 00:15:45,487
Titans, let's go get ourselves
an archnemesis.
308
00:15:48,949 --> 00:15:50,617
- (ALARM BLARING)
- (GROANS)
309
00:15:50,700 --> 00:15:52,077
(GUARDS GROANING)
310
00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:11,888
(GROANS)
311
00:16:12,806 --> 00:16:13,974
(RAPID BEEPING)
312
00:16:23,024 --> 00:16:25,110
The Justice League will stop you.
313
00:16:25,277 --> 00:16:29,823
Sorry, my pathetic friend,
but the Justice League won't be coming.
314
00:16:32,576 --> 00:16:33,577
Because they're watching a movie.
315
00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:34,786
And as considerate moviegoers,
316
00:16:34,870 --> 00:16:37,164
I'm sure they would've turned off
their mobile devices.
317
00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:39,082
Unlike some people.
318
00:16:44,212 --> 00:16:45,505
The Ditronium Crystal.
319
00:16:45,672 --> 00:16:48,300
The perfect plot device.
320
00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:52,345
(GROANS)
321
00:16:53,638 --> 00:16:55,599
Stop right there...
322
00:16:56,224 --> 00:16:57,475
Deadpool?
323
00:16:57,642 --> 00:16:59,769
"Deadpool"? What? I'm not Deadpool.
324
00:16:59,936 --> 00:17:01,688
I thought Deadpool was a good guy.
325
00:17:01,855 --> 00:17:03,064
Why does everybody
think I'm Deadpool?
326
00:17:03,231 --> 00:17:04,316
You got them guns!
327
00:17:04,482 --> 00:17:05,483
And the swords.
328
00:17:05,650 --> 00:17:07,736
Yeah, well, lots of people
have guns and swords, okay?
329
00:17:07,903 --> 00:17:10,322
On the way here, I passed, like,
25 people with guns and swords.
330
00:17:10,488 --> 00:17:12,949
By the way, he should be saying
that he's not me, okay?
331
00:17:13,116 --> 00:17:14,993
'Cause I came out, like,
way before he did.
332
00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:16,745
Nah. I'm pretty sure you're Deadpool.
333
00:17:16,912 --> 00:17:18,997
Look into the camera
and say something inappropriate.
334
00:17:19,164 --> 00:17:20,624
Oh, I'm not Deadpool.
335
00:17:20,790 --> 00:17:22,042
I am the greatest,
336
00:17:22,209 --> 00:17:23,210
most feared,
337
00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:24,628
most nefarious,
338
00:17:24,794 --> 00:17:28,465
most ultimate supervillain
the world has ever seen!
339
00:17:28,632 --> 00:17:31,176
I am Slade!
340
00:17:34,179 --> 00:17:35,972
Slade.
341
00:17:36,181 --> 00:17:38,767
Wow, his name is really fun
to say dramatically.
342
00:17:38,934 --> 00:17:41,269
Slade.
343
00:17:41,436 --> 00:17:43,146
BOTH: Slade!
344
00:17:43,313 --> 00:17:45,315
- Slade!
- Slade!
345
00:17:45,482 --> 00:17:47,317
Slade!
346
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:48,401
Silence!
347
00:17:48,485 --> 00:17:49,986
What is the point of all this?
348
00:17:50,153 --> 00:17:53,865
We're in need of an archnemesis
and we think you'd be a great fit.
349
00:17:54,366 --> 00:17:56,076
(LAUGHS) You gotta be kidding me.
350
00:17:56,243 --> 00:17:57,911
You guys are a joke.
351
00:17:58,078 --> 00:17:59,663
Everyone knows that.
352
00:17:59,829 --> 00:18:03,917
Besides, how could you be my archnemesis
when you've already lost?
353
00:18:04,084 --> 00:18:05,252
(ALL GASP)
354
00:18:05,377 --> 00:18:08,296
Because no one can withstand
my powers of
355
00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:10,799
mind manipulation!
356
00:18:12,342 --> 00:18:14,344
Look at this.
357
00:18:14,511 --> 00:18:18,556
An ordinary pencil
made of rigid wood and graphite.
358
00:18:18,723 --> 00:18:20,767
Held together by a polymer adhesive.
359
00:18:20,934 --> 00:18:23,019
Topped off with a delightful eraser.
360
00:18:23,186 --> 00:18:24,396
And what's your point?
361
00:18:24,562 --> 00:18:28,024
Can a solid pencil do this?
362
00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:30,902
- What? It's so rubbery!
- Yo, that be witchcraft!
363
00:18:31,069 --> 00:18:32,487
That's just the start of it.
364
00:18:32,654 --> 00:18:35,407
You may think you have a grasp
on reality,
365
00:18:35,573 --> 00:18:39,703
but how can you even begin
to explain this?
366
00:18:39,869 --> 00:18:40,912
His thumb?
367
00:18:41,079 --> 00:18:42,080
Yes.
368
00:18:42,163 --> 00:18:46,751
An ordinary, opposable thumb connected
by flesh, tendons, and muscles.
369
00:18:46,918 --> 00:18:48,670
But what you're about to witness
370
00:18:48,837 --> 00:18:51,673
may very well pull the rug
of empirical science
371
00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:54,092
from underneath your feet!
372
00:19:03,852 --> 00:19:05,145
(ALL SCREAMING)
373
00:19:07,522 --> 00:19:09,107
(GASPING)
374
00:19:10,984 --> 00:19:12,277
Wait. Just stop it.
375
00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:14,404
These are just tricks
and optical illusions.
376
00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:16,573
Whoa, what's that over there?
377
00:19:16,740 --> 00:19:17,782
- Don't listen to him.
- What is that?
378
00:19:17,949 --> 00:19:19,701
He's just trying to trick you again.
It's absolutely nothing.
379
00:19:19,868 --> 00:19:20,869
SLADE: Oh, my gosh.
380
00:19:21,036 --> 00:19:22,120
No, seriously. I've never...
381
00:19:22,287 --> 00:19:23,538
What is that? Is that even a...
382
00:19:23,705 --> 00:19:25,707
Don't look! There's nothing over there.
383
00:19:25,874 --> 00:19:27,208
Even if one of you looks,
and the other ones close your eyes...
384
00:19:27,375 --> 00:19:29,252
There's probably nothing over here.
He's lying!
385
00:19:29,419 --> 00:19:31,671
Look it, guys, I'm serious. Look!
386
00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:33,298
(GRUNTS) Don't do it.
387
00:19:33,381 --> 00:19:34,674
(TITANS GRUNTING)
388
00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:41,723
I can't resist. Must look behind me.
389
00:19:43,475 --> 00:19:45,101
There's nothing there.
390
00:19:45,268 --> 00:19:46,394
- SLADE: Made you look.
- What?
391
00:19:46,561 --> 00:19:48,021
See you later, losers.
392
00:19:48,188 --> 00:19:51,941
Give me a call when you guys
learn how to be real superheroes.
393
00:20:01,451 --> 00:20:02,619
He's right.
394
00:20:04,829 --> 00:20:07,040
We're not real superheroes.
395
00:20:39,322 --> 00:20:41,408
GUARD: This premiere
is for superheroes only.
396
00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:43,493
SUPERMAN: You guys are goofsters.
397
00:20:43,660 --> 00:20:45,662
CYBORG: Oh, they did the car
before you, bro.
398
00:20:48,415 --> 00:20:53,503
MAN: (SINGING) Heroes
Superheroes
399
00:20:53,795 --> 00:20:55,046
Come check this out
400
00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:56,840
Go, go check it out
401
00:20:57,006 --> 00:20:58,967
Oh, you gotta check this out
402
00:20:59,926 --> 00:21:03,388
- Superheroes across the land
- Come see this
403
00:21:03,555 --> 00:21:05,348
Check this out
404
00:21:06,307 --> 00:21:07,600
Check it out
405
00:21:11,521 --> 00:21:14,149
Check it out
Check, check it out
406
00:21:23,158 --> 00:21:26,411
What? We all gathered out here for this?
407
00:21:26,661 --> 00:21:29,622
- ALL: Loser! Loser!
- (SUPERHEROES BOOING)
408
00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:31,833
He's just a sidekick!
409
00:21:31,916 --> 00:21:33,293
(WHIMPERING)
410
00:21:33,793 --> 00:21:36,463
FLASH: You're the worst!
SUPERHERO: The old series was better!
411
00:21:37,547 --> 00:21:39,340
(SCREAMING)
412
00:21:40,467 --> 00:21:41,885
(GASPING)
413
00:21:43,052 --> 00:21:44,512
What a nightmare.
414
00:21:44,679 --> 00:21:48,141
Yo, Robin. Come peep this out, my man.
415
00:21:48,391 --> 00:21:49,434
(SIGHS)
416
00:21:49,517 --> 00:21:50,810
Not now, Beast Boy.
417
00:21:50,977 --> 00:21:52,353
I'm not in the mood.
418
00:21:52,479 --> 00:21:55,732
Trust me, dude.
You's not gonna wanna be late for this.
419
00:21:56,107 --> 00:21:58,234
(GROANS)
Beast Boy, what are you talking about?
420
00:21:59,569 --> 00:22:01,029
Why am I sitting in this cardboard box?
421
00:22:01,196 --> 00:22:03,114
It's a limo, dude.
422
00:22:03,865 --> 00:22:07,368
Here we are.
Let me help you with the door, sir.
423
00:22:08,578 --> 00:22:09,954
What are you guys doing?
424
00:22:10,121 --> 00:22:11,247
Have a seat, my dude.
425
00:22:11,414 --> 00:22:13,082
Don't forget your overpriced candy.
426
00:22:13,249 --> 00:22:14,584
And the corn of popping.
427
00:22:14,751 --> 00:22:19,797
Now sit back, relax,
and enjoy Robin The Movie.
428
00:22:19,881 --> 00:22:20,882
What?
429
00:22:23,551 --> 00:22:25,595
BEAST BOY:
Yo. This is a story about a dude.
430
00:22:25,762 --> 00:22:27,263
And this is not an ordinary dude.
431
00:22:27,430 --> 00:22:28,431
No, sir.
432
00:22:28,598 --> 00:22:31,059
This dude's got a name and it's Robin.
433
00:22:31,142 --> 00:22:32,310
(TITANS CHEER)
434
00:22:33,603 --> 00:22:36,689
Robin was just a little baby boy
that lived at the circus,
435
00:22:36,856 --> 00:22:38,775
doing acrobatics and things.
436
00:22:40,443 --> 00:22:42,695
- Come on. This is embarrassing.
- Shh.
437
00:22:43,154 --> 00:22:45,281
BEAST BOY: But then he grew up
and he wasn't a baby no more.
438
00:22:45,448 --> 00:22:47,367
But he still had them baby hands, yo.
439
00:22:47,450 --> 00:22:48,660
(ALL LAUGH)
440
00:22:48,743 --> 00:22:51,162
Coming up is the part that is the best.
441
00:22:52,372 --> 00:22:54,123
Oh, great movie, guys. Very funny.
442
00:22:54,290 --> 00:22:55,667
We worked hard on that, yo.
443
00:22:55,833 --> 00:22:56,876
We were just trying to cheer you up.
444
00:22:57,043 --> 00:22:58,086
By making fun of me?
445
00:22:58,253 --> 00:22:59,462
Perhaps if you continue to watch...
446
00:22:59,629 --> 00:23:01,256
No! I want a real movie!
447
00:23:01,422 --> 00:23:02,715
Then let's just go get one.
448
00:23:02,882 --> 00:23:04,259
Oh, like it's that easy.
449
00:23:04,425 --> 00:23:06,719
No one's gonna make a movie about me.
450
00:23:07,095 --> 00:23:08,471
(SIGHS) I'm just a joke.
451
00:23:08,638 --> 00:23:10,265
You know what you need?
452
00:23:10,431 --> 00:23:14,269
You need an upbeat,
inspirational song about life.
453
00:23:15,019 --> 00:23:17,522
(SINGING)
Are you feeling down?
454
00:23:19,107 --> 00:23:21,484
Like you just can't do it today
455
00:23:21,651 --> 00:23:23,736
I can see your frown
456
00:23:25,697 --> 00:23:28,199
But it's all gonna be okay
457
00:23:28,366 --> 00:23:30,076
So believe in yourself
458
00:23:30,243 --> 00:23:31,786
There's no giving up
459
00:23:31,953 --> 00:23:33,371
The power's inside
460
00:23:33,538 --> 00:23:35,039
Yeah, that's what's up
461
00:23:37,625 --> 00:23:39,252
It's the kick in the pants
462
00:23:39,419 --> 00:23:40,962
You needed
463
00:23:41,129 --> 00:23:43,131
This song will open up your eyes
464
00:23:44,674 --> 00:23:47,510
It's the feeling you can't be
Defeated
465
00:23:47,677 --> 00:23:49,679
It's an eighties song with synthy vibes
466
00:23:50,096 --> 00:23:51,598
And you know it's super
467
00:23:51,764 --> 00:23:53,433
Upbeat
Upbeat
468
00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:54,601
It's time to get
469
00:23:54,767 --> 00:23:56,853
Upbeat
Upbeat
470
00:23:57,020 --> 00:23:58,313
The groove is sounding
471
00:23:58,479 --> 00:24:00,148
Upbeat
Upbeat
472
00:24:00,315 --> 00:24:01,733
By now you're feeling
473
00:24:01,899 --> 00:24:03,776
Upbeat
Upbeat
474
00:24:04,235 --> 00:24:08,239
It's an upbeat inspirational song
About life
475
00:24:08,406 --> 00:24:09,657
I can do it all
476
00:24:09,824 --> 00:24:12,243
This type of song will make you
Feel that way
477
00:24:12,410 --> 00:24:14,662
No, there's no stopping me
478
00:24:14,829 --> 00:24:16,414
I feel the fire inside
479
00:24:16,581 --> 00:24:18,958
This type of song will get you energized
480
00:24:19,125 --> 00:24:21,377
I love this motivating melody
481
00:24:21,753 --> 00:24:23,254
And you know it's super
482
00:24:23,421 --> 00:24:25,173
Upbeat
Upbeat
483
00:24:25,340 --> 00:24:26,591
Your life is lookin'
484
00:24:26,758 --> 00:24:28,384
Upbeat
Upbeat
485
00:24:28,551 --> 00:24:29,761
Don't tell me this ain't
486
00:24:29,927 --> 00:24:31,763
Upbeat
Upbeat
487
00:24:31,929 --> 00:24:33,181
Yeah, now I'm feelin'
488
00:24:33,348 --> 00:24:35,600
Upbeat
Upbeat
489
00:24:35,767 --> 00:24:40,229
It's an upbeat inspirational song
About life
490
00:24:40,938 --> 00:24:42,732
I feel like I can do anything.
491
00:24:42,899 --> 00:24:47,820
Even get my own movie!
Hollywood, here we come! (LAUGHS)
492
00:24:48,071 --> 00:24:49,197
Road trip!
493
00:24:52,909 --> 00:24:55,203
(SONG CONTINUES PLAYING)
494
00:25:03,419 --> 00:25:04,796
And you know it's super
495
00:25:04,962 --> 00:25:07,006
Upbeat
Upbeat
496
00:25:07,173 --> 00:25:08,341
It's time to get
497
00:25:08,508 --> 00:25:10,259
Upbeat
Upbeat
498
00:25:10,426 --> 00:25:11,636
Let's make this party
499
00:25:11,803 --> 00:25:13,304
Upbeat
Upbeat
500
00:25:13,471 --> 00:25:15,014
Everybody's gettin'
501
00:25:15,181 --> 00:25:16,641
Upbeat
Upbeat
502
00:25:16,808 --> 00:25:18,226
I know you're feelin'
503
00:25:18,393 --> 00:25:20,144
Upbeat
Upbeat
504
00:25:20,311 --> 00:25:21,688
Don't tell me this ain't
505
00:25:21,854 --> 00:25:23,231
Upbeat
Upbeat
506
00:25:23,648 --> 00:25:24,982
Your life is lookin'
507
00:25:25,149 --> 00:25:26,526
Upbeat
Upbeat
508
00:25:26,693 --> 00:25:28,277
This song has got us
509
00:25:28,444 --> 00:25:30,238
Upbeat
Upbeat
510
00:25:30,905 --> 00:25:32,615
It's an upbeat...
511
00:25:32,824 --> 00:25:34,075
(SCREAMS)
512
00:25:34,492 --> 00:25:35,702
(BRAKES SCREECH)
513
00:25:38,162 --> 00:25:39,247
(SHUDDERS)
514
00:25:40,665 --> 00:25:41,999
I think his dad is a cop!
515
00:25:42,166 --> 00:25:43,459
ALL: Run!
516
00:25:53,428 --> 00:25:54,429
Here it is.
517
00:25:54,595 --> 00:25:55,847
The studio!
518
00:25:56,222 --> 00:25:57,724
Once we pass through these gates,
519
00:25:57,890 --> 00:26:00,476
our lives will change forever.
520
00:26:00,643 --> 00:26:04,313
Now, Titans, are you ready
to be movie stars?
521
00:26:11,612 --> 00:26:12,613
Who are you?
522
00:26:12,697 --> 00:26:15,324
Ugh, this guy? Really?
523
00:26:15,491 --> 00:26:16,909
(SCOFFS) You don't remember us?
524
00:26:17,076 --> 00:26:18,536
Perhaps this will remind...
525
00:26:18,703 --> 00:26:20,538
Stop. You're not on the list.
526
00:26:20,705 --> 00:26:23,458
(GROANS) Great. Now how are
we supposed to get in?
527
00:26:23,666 --> 00:26:25,251
Uh... Portal.
528
00:26:25,418 --> 00:26:26,627
- Oh, right.
- Yeah, portal, of course.
529
00:26:29,464 --> 00:26:30,465
Wow, look at this.
530
00:26:30,757 --> 00:26:33,926
Standing on the back lot.
This is where the magic happens.
531
00:26:36,304 --> 00:26:37,805
Oh, man, I love this.
532
00:26:37,972 --> 00:26:40,057
STARFIRE: That is where
the Animaniacs live.
533
00:26:41,017 --> 00:26:43,186
CYBORG: Ooh, it's that car
from that car movie.
534
00:26:43,352 --> 00:26:44,604
(BATS SCREECHING)
535
00:26:49,233 --> 00:26:51,319
This place is amazing, yo.
536
00:26:51,486 --> 00:26:54,280
They're really making movies
about every superhero.
537
00:26:54,447 --> 00:26:56,866
And it's time they make one about me.
538
00:26:57,033 --> 00:27:00,077
Come on. Jade Wilson's soundstage
must be around here somewhere.
539
00:27:00,244 --> 00:27:01,954
- (MUSIC PLAYING)
- Hey, everybody, look at me.
540
00:27:02,121 --> 00:27:05,416
I'm Stan Lee doing my subtle cameo.
541
00:27:08,336 --> 00:27:10,046
Excuse me, Mr. Stan. (WHISPERS)
542
00:27:10,129 --> 00:27:14,675
This is a DC movie?
Oh, gee. I gotta get outta here.
543
00:27:17,136 --> 00:27:19,305
Oh, rad! Check it out!
544
00:27:24,769 --> 00:27:25,978
ALL: Ooh!
545
00:27:26,103 --> 00:27:28,147
- (BUZZER SOUNDS)
- All right. Quiet on the set.
546
00:27:28,439 --> 00:27:30,525
Lights! Cameras!
547
00:27:30,691 --> 00:27:33,152
No moving around. Closed set, please.
548
00:27:33,319 --> 00:27:35,780
Take one, Batman v Superman Part Two.
549
00:27:35,947 --> 00:27:38,616
And just have fun with it.
Follow your instincts.
550
00:27:38,783 --> 00:27:39,951
Magic.
551
00:27:40,117 --> 00:27:41,285
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
552
00:27:41,869 --> 00:27:42,912
(BOTH GRUNTING)
553
00:27:43,454 --> 00:27:45,206
What's your mother's name?
554
00:27:45,373 --> 00:27:46,374
Martha.
555
00:27:46,541 --> 00:27:48,709
My mommy's name is Martha, too.
556
00:27:53,339 --> 00:27:55,174
Wait. What's your father's name?
557
00:27:55,341 --> 00:27:56,342
Jonathan?
558
00:27:56,509 --> 00:27:58,386
- Mine's Thomas!
- (BOTH GRUNTING)
559
00:27:58,636 --> 00:28:02,223
Cut! Clark, Bruce, that was amazing!
560
00:28:03,015 --> 00:28:05,977
Oh, am I not supposed to use
your real names? (LAUGHS)
561
00:28:06,102 --> 00:28:08,813
Relax. It's not a big deal.
Everybody knows.
562
00:28:08,980 --> 00:28:10,940
Let's run it again in five.
563
00:28:11,941 --> 00:28:14,819
The performances were the amazing!
564
00:28:14,986 --> 00:28:17,154
Well, what are you waiting for, bro?
565
00:28:17,321 --> 00:28:18,406
Go, Robin.
566
00:28:18,573 --> 00:28:20,408
The destiny awaits.
567
00:28:25,830 --> 00:28:27,081
You...
568
00:28:27,456 --> 00:28:29,792
You really think she's going to give me
a movie?
569
00:28:29,959 --> 00:28:30,960
"Give"?
570
00:28:31,127 --> 00:28:34,714
When Batman wants vengeance,
do bad guys just give it to him?
571
00:28:34,881 --> 00:28:35,882
No.
572
00:28:35,965 --> 00:28:38,384
That's right.
Batman takes that vengeance,
573
00:28:38,551 --> 00:28:41,554
all cracking skulls
and putting fools up in the hospital.
574
00:28:41,721 --> 00:28:43,639
Leaving them
with the permanent injuries.
575
00:28:43,806 --> 00:28:45,182
It's the same with movies.
576
00:28:45,349 --> 00:28:48,269
She won't just give you a movie,
you have to take it.
577
00:28:48,436 --> 00:28:49,437
Now what do you want?
578
00:28:49,604 --> 00:28:50,646
A movie.
579
00:28:50,730 --> 00:28:52,648
- Say it loud.
- I want a movie!
580
00:28:52,815 --> 00:28:54,483
- Again!
- I want a movie!
581
00:28:54,650 --> 00:28:55,651
Then take it!
582
00:28:55,818 --> 00:28:57,445
I'm gonna take it!
583
00:28:58,362 --> 00:28:59,989
Hey! Jade Wilson.
584
00:29:00,072 --> 00:29:01,449
(ROBIN GASPS)
585
00:29:03,117 --> 00:29:06,537
(CLEARS THROAT) Would you please
make a movie about me?
586
00:29:06,996 --> 00:29:08,831
Was that too aggressive?
587
00:29:08,998 --> 00:29:10,875
No. It was good.
588
00:29:11,042 --> 00:29:12,251
A Robin movie.
589
00:29:12,668 --> 00:29:15,004
Hmm. What would that even be?
590
00:29:15,212 --> 00:29:16,923
(SINGING)
It would be so awesome
591
00:29:18,090 --> 00:29:19,884
It would be so cool
592
00:29:20,885 --> 00:29:24,639
It would be
the most incredible superhero movie
593
00:29:24,722 --> 00:29:26,599
The world has ever seen
594
00:29:26,766 --> 00:29:28,225
The screens would light up
595
00:29:28,851 --> 00:29:31,395
With real explosions
And special effects
596
00:29:31,562 --> 00:29:34,231
Like tons and tons of special effects
597
00:29:34,398 --> 00:29:37,234
My super sweet cape would be
Special effects
598
00:29:37,401 --> 00:29:38,945
And it would blow your mind
599
00:29:39,737 --> 00:29:41,405
'Cause it's my movie
My movie
600
00:29:41,530 --> 00:29:45,618
My superhero movie
It's all about me
601
00:29:45,701 --> 00:29:47,286
It's my movie
My movie
602
00:29:47,453 --> 00:29:48,579
My superhero movie
603
00:29:48,746 --> 00:29:51,207
They'll be lining up to see
A movie all about me
604
00:29:51,374 --> 00:29:54,043
No longer a sidekick
No, that's not me
605
00:29:54,210 --> 00:29:56,545
Picture my booty up in 3D
606
00:29:56,712 --> 00:29:58,130
I'll shake my booty
607
00:29:58,297 --> 00:29:59,674
In my own movie
608
00:29:59,840 --> 00:30:02,510
It's my movie, my movie
My superhero movie
609
00:30:02,677 --> 00:30:05,012
They'll be lining up to see
A movie all about me
610
00:30:05,179 --> 00:30:06,681
I'd have the most impressive
611
00:30:06,847 --> 00:30:08,182
Cool and scary
612
00:30:08,349 --> 00:30:11,185
Big, mean, hairy adversary
613
00:30:11,352 --> 00:30:12,728
But not to worry
614
00:30:12,895 --> 00:30:15,231
I'm the man in charge
615
00:30:15,982 --> 00:30:18,901
Yeah, I'd have an alter ego
616
00:30:19,068 --> 00:30:20,611
I'd be a billionaire
617
00:30:21,946 --> 00:30:24,740
Standing tall with adult-sized hands
618
00:30:24,907 --> 00:30:26,117
And gorgeous hair
619
00:30:26,283 --> 00:30:27,368
Gorgeous hair
620
00:30:27,827 --> 00:30:30,621
'Cause it's my movie, my movie
My superhero movie
621
00:30:30,788 --> 00:30:33,416
It's all about me
Yeah, it's all about me
622
00:30:33,582 --> 00:30:36,335
It's my movie, my movie
My superhero movie
623
00:30:36,502 --> 00:30:39,380
They'll be lining up to see
A movie all about me
624
00:30:39,547 --> 00:30:40,756
No longer the sidekick
625
00:30:40,923 --> 00:30:42,174
Sidekicks are lame
626
00:30:42,341 --> 00:30:44,844
Now I'm the superhero
Putting villains to shame
627
00:30:45,011 --> 00:30:47,847
R-O-B-I-N is the name
628
00:30:50,224 --> 00:30:53,227
Oh, and I'd have my own hero music, too
629
00:30:53,394 --> 00:30:55,938
It'd go
Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum boom
630
00:30:56,105 --> 00:30:58,733
It would play every time
That I entered a room
631
00:30:58,899 --> 00:31:02,778
Then I'd say my sweet and ominous
Catchphrase
632
00:31:03,279 --> 00:31:05,281
Crack an egg on it.
633
00:31:05,448 --> 00:31:06,699
Ca-caw!
634
00:31:06,866 --> 00:31:09,118
It's my movie, my movie
My superhero movie
635
00:31:09,869 --> 00:31:12,329
It's all about me
Yeah, it's all about me
636
00:31:12,496 --> 00:31:14,290
It's my movie, my movie
My superhero movie
637
00:31:14,457 --> 00:31:16,083
My movie
My superhero movie
638
00:31:16,250 --> 00:31:17,293
They'll be lining up to see
A movie all about me
639
00:31:17,460 --> 00:31:19,003
Yeah, it's all about me
640
00:31:21,881 --> 00:31:24,383
Robin. Wow! (CHUCKLES)
641
00:31:25,176 --> 00:31:26,385
Wow.
642
00:31:26,552 --> 00:31:28,137
You just reminded me
643
00:31:28,304 --> 00:31:31,932
why I decided not to make a Robin movie
in the first place.
644
00:31:32,099 --> 00:31:33,392
I'm afraid it's gonna be a no.
645
00:31:33,559 --> 00:31:35,644
I'm so sorry.
646
00:31:36,270 --> 00:31:37,354
Why can't I have a movie?
647
00:31:37,521 --> 00:31:38,981
Oh, it's not you.
648
00:31:39,148 --> 00:31:40,733
Well, it is you.
649
00:31:40,900 --> 00:31:44,779
No one wants to watch a movie
about a sidekick without an archenemy.
650
00:31:45,237 --> 00:31:47,656
I mean, the only way
I'd even consider it
651
00:31:47,740 --> 00:31:49,825
is if there were no other superheroes.
652
00:31:49,992 --> 00:31:51,619
At all. (CHUCKLES)
653
00:31:51,994 --> 00:31:53,788
But thanks so much for coming in.
654
00:31:54,455 --> 00:31:57,291
And I promise not to keep you in mind
for future projects.
655
00:31:59,794 --> 00:32:01,087
(STARFIRE SIGHS)
656
00:32:01,504 --> 00:32:03,172
I am the sorry, friend Robin.
657
00:32:03,339 --> 00:32:04,340
Don't be.
658
00:32:04,632 --> 00:32:06,467
Wow, you're taking this
surprisingly well.
659
00:32:06,634 --> 00:32:09,261
Of course I am.
Didn't you hear what she said?
660
00:32:09,428 --> 00:32:13,224
That she would make a movie about us
if we were the only superheroes around.
661
00:32:13,390 --> 00:32:15,309
So, all we have to do is...
662
00:32:15,476 --> 00:32:16,936
Kill all the other superheroes!
663
00:32:17,103 --> 00:32:18,104
Close, but no.
664
00:32:18,270 --> 00:32:19,730
I want us to save them
665
00:32:19,897 --> 00:32:22,483
from becoming superheroes
in the first place.
666
00:32:22,650 --> 00:32:25,986
Every superhero is born
from a tragic life-changing event.
667
00:32:26,153 --> 00:32:28,322
I propose we travel through time
668
00:32:28,489 --> 00:32:31,033
and stop those tragic events
from taking place.
669
00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:32,284
Robin,
670
00:32:32,451 --> 00:32:35,746
this is the excellent plan!
671
00:32:36,038 --> 00:32:38,833
Ha-ha! Let's do some time-traveling, yo!
672
00:32:38,999 --> 00:32:40,501
To the Time Cycles!
673
00:32:40,668 --> 00:32:41,752
"Time Cycles"?
674
00:32:41,919 --> 00:32:43,671
What's wrong with
our usual time machine?
675
00:32:46,340 --> 00:32:47,341
It's boring.
676
00:32:47,508 --> 00:32:49,927
We need something more cinematic!
677
00:32:50,094 --> 00:32:52,304
Raven, summon the Time Cycles.
678
00:32:52,471 --> 00:32:54,640
Azarath Metrion Zinthos!
679
00:33:05,025 --> 00:33:06,026
- All right!
- ALL: Ooh!
680
00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:15,035
Man, these bikes ain't gots no power.
681
00:33:15,202 --> 00:33:17,371
Where are we gonna find
Libyan terrorists
682
00:33:17,454 --> 00:33:18,998
to sell us plutonium at this hour?
683
00:33:19,165 --> 00:33:20,583
We don't need plutonium.
684
00:33:20,749 --> 00:33:23,669
These Time Cycles are powered
by radness.
685
00:33:23,836 --> 00:33:25,212
Are you ready?
686
00:33:26,964 --> 00:33:29,091
Then let's go back to the future!
687
00:33:29,258 --> 00:33:30,843
I mean, the past!
688
00:33:32,845 --> 00:33:34,805
("TAKE ON ME" PLAYING)
689
00:33:41,478 --> 00:33:42,730
This isn't rad enough.
690
00:33:42,897 --> 00:33:44,982
Titans, bust some sick moves!
691
00:33:50,946 --> 00:33:51,947
SYNTH VOICE: Sick!
692
00:33:55,159 --> 00:33:56,160
Gnarly!
693
00:34:02,458 --> 00:34:04,919
We're still not rad enough, bro!
694
00:34:05,085 --> 00:34:07,129
Titans, deploy time streamers!
695
00:34:11,842 --> 00:34:13,010
SYNTH VOICE: Rad!
696
00:34:15,179 --> 00:34:16,305
Engage!
697
00:34:19,183 --> 00:34:21,227
- (ALL WHOOPING)
- Yeah!
698
00:34:21,310 --> 00:34:22,603
(CYBORG GAGGING)
699
00:34:29,068 --> 00:34:30,736
- (HUMMING)
- (CRYSTALS DINGING)
700
00:34:30,819 --> 00:34:31,946
- (RUMBLING)
- Oh...
701
00:34:32,446 --> 00:34:34,740
- (OFF-KEY NOTE)
- That's not good at all.
702
00:34:39,203 --> 00:34:40,371
(SIGHS)
703
00:34:40,704 --> 00:34:43,040
Honey, I'm sorry.
We're pretty much all dead.
704
00:34:46,543 --> 00:34:48,212
(COOING)
705
00:34:51,590 --> 00:34:52,967
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
706
00:34:53,050 --> 00:34:54,093
Hold it right there.
707
00:34:54,260 --> 00:34:56,553
Yeah. Shooting a baby into space.
708
00:34:56,720 --> 00:34:57,888
What kind of people are you?
709
00:34:58,055 --> 00:35:01,433
You are the horrible parents!
710
00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:04,103
But we have no choice.
The crystals are not harmonized.
711
00:35:04,270 --> 00:35:07,690
The planet is collapsing.
I've tried all tonal combinations.
712
00:35:10,526 --> 00:35:14,738
Fool, if you wanna save the planet,
you gots to play the right music.
713
00:35:14,905 --> 00:35:16,782
Yeah. Let us show you how it's done.
714
00:35:24,790 --> 00:35:27,001
(ALL PLAYING DANCE MUSIC)
715
00:35:43,892 --> 00:35:45,060
(BOTH GASP)
716
00:36:23,223 --> 00:36:24,767
Yes! That's how we do it.
717
00:36:24,850 --> 00:36:25,851
ALL: Yeah!
718
00:36:26,685 --> 00:36:29,980
Now let's go stop some more
superhero origins.
719
00:36:31,565 --> 00:36:34,151
(BACK TO THE FUTURE THEME PLAYING)
720
00:36:38,238 --> 00:36:39,323
(BLOWS RASPBERRY)
721
00:36:57,758 --> 00:36:59,301
Golly, thanks for taking me
to the movies
722
00:36:59,385 --> 00:37:01,428
in this dangerous neighborhood, Dad.
723
00:37:03,722 --> 00:37:05,766
Whoa, stop! You can't go down there.
724
00:37:05,933 --> 00:37:08,143
That is Crime Alley, you dum-dums!
725
00:37:08,352 --> 00:37:09,478
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
726
00:37:09,561 --> 00:37:12,731
May I suggest you take a shortcut
through Happy Lane instead?
727
00:37:18,737 --> 00:37:20,823
(SIGHS) We made it.
We're back in the present
728
00:37:20,989 --> 00:37:22,658
and there are no more superheroes.
729
00:37:23,575 --> 00:37:25,577
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
730
00:37:26,662 --> 00:37:28,372
(JOKER LAUGHING)
731
00:37:29,540 --> 00:37:31,375
Art, art, art, art!
732
00:37:32,584 --> 00:37:34,211
(LAUGHING EVILLY)
733
00:37:34,837 --> 00:37:36,213
What happened, yo?
734
00:37:36,380 --> 00:37:37,673
Without superheroes,
735
00:37:37,756 --> 00:37:40,050
the world has become
a horrific wasteland.
736
00:37:40,217 --> 00:37:42,886
But are they still making
superhero movies?
737
00:37:45,180 --> 00:37:46,557
(LAUGHING)
738
00:37:46,932 --> 00:37:49,059
No movies. Only suffering.
739
00:37:49,393 --> 00:37:51,603
(GROANS) Titans! Back to the future!
740
00:37:51,770 --> 00:37:53,355
I mean, the past!
741
00:37:53,480 --> 00:37:55,274
(BACK TO THE FUTURE THEME PLAYING)
742
00:38:03,449 --> 00:38:04,616
(SOBBING)
743
00:38:19,006 --> 00:38:20,090
(MARTHA SCREAMS)
744
00:38:26,221 --> 00:38:28,432
Well, altering the space-time continuum
didn't work.
745
00:38:28,599 --> 00:38:29,600
Who saw that coming?
746
00:38:29,766 --> 00:38:31,435
Then we have no choice, Titans.
747
00:38:31,602 --> 00:38:34,021
We have to prove to Jade Wilson
we aren't a joke.
748
00:38:34,188 --> 00:38:35,606
How's we gonna do that?
749
00:38:35,772 --> 00:38:36,982
(ALARM BLARING)
750
00:38:39,693 --> 00:38:42,237
This is how! It's Slade.
751
00:38:42,404 --> 00:38:43,447
Slade!
752
00:38:43,614 --> 00:38:44,781
- The Slade!
- Slade!
753
00:38:44,948 --> 00:38:46,408
Slade!
754
00:38:46,575 --> 00:38:48,952
If we can make him our archnemesis,
755
00:38:49,119 --> 00:38:51,330
then Jade Wilson will see
that we're worthy of a movie.
756
00:38:51,497 --> 00:38:54,291
So, no songs, no jokes,
and whatever you do,
757
00:38:54,458 --> 00:38:56,960
don't fall prey
to Slade's mind manipulation.
758
00:38:57,127 --> 00:38:58,128
- You got it!
- Yeah, boy!
759
00:38:58,295 --> 00:38:59,296
Titans, go!
760
00:39:10,807 --> 00:39:11,975
COMPUTER: Item acquired.
761
00:39:13,852 --> 00:39:16,146
Charging Ditronium Crystal.
762
00:39:24,988 --> 00:39:27,115
Ditronium Crystal energized.
763
00:39:28,242 --> 00:39:29,701
(SCREAMS AND BLOWS)
764
00:39:29,826 --> 00:39:32,120
Oh, that's hot.
Burned my little fingies.
765
00:39:32,746 --> 00:39:34,206
ROBIN: Drop it.
766
00:39:35,624 --> 00:39:38,502
Well, well.
If it isn't the "Teeny Titans."
767
00:39:38,669 --> 00:39:40,921
I see you're all
gluttons for punishment.
768
00:39:41,088 --> 00:39:42,548
The party's over, Slade.
769
00:39:42,714 --> 00:39:44,341
BOTH: Slade!
770
00:39:44,508 --> 00:39:47,678
Stop it!
The party has actually just begun.
771
00:39:47,844 --> 00:39:49,555
And I'm about to thoroughly enjoy
772
00:39:49,721 --> 00:39:52,349
disposing of your inferior intellects
773
00:39:52,516 --> 00:39:55,727
with mind manipulation.
774
00:39:55,894 --> 00:39:57,938
While I am typically
not a man of sympathy,
775
00:39:58,105 --> 00:40:02,150
I will pity you fools
after I finish eviscerating your...
776
00:40:02,317 --> 00:40:04,236
Oh, my gosh! What's that over there?
777
00:40:07,614 --> 00:40:08,949
ALL: It's a wall.
778
00:40:09,032 --> 00:40:11,743
Whoa, whoa! Impressive.
Good for you.
779
00:40:11,910 --> 00:40:13,704
I knew it, too, obviously,
'cause I showed you.
780
00:40:13,870 --> 00:40:17,416
Put it to rest, Slade. We're not falling
for your mind tricks anymore.
781
00:40:17,583 --> 00:40:20,836
Okay, I am noble enough
to admit when I'm wrong.
782
00:40:21,003 --> 00:40:24,256
And, oh, man, what is that
on your shirt right there?
783
00:40:24,756 --> 00:40:25,757
Anyway, what I was saying was...
784
00:40:25,882 --> 00:40:27,467
And I'm serious,
because it doesn't look great.
785
00:40:27,634 --> 00:40:30,762
It's, like, eye-grabbing.
It's like your eye goes right to it.
786
00:40:30,929 --> 00:40:33,098
So, if I were you,
I wouldn't go in public like that.
787
00:40:33,265 --> 00:40:36,560
Even, like, a lick-and-rub would work.
If you just wanna, you know...
788
00:40:36,727 --> 00:40:38,562
On your finger,
just kinda moisten it a little.
789
00:40:38,729 --> 00:40:40,230
I don't know how that's possible.
790
00:40:40,397 --> 00:40:42,858
I'm not even wearing a shirt!
791
00:40:44,776 --> 00:40:45,861
(GASPS)
792
00:40:45,944 --> 00:40:48,322
Give it up, Slade. It's game over.
793
00:40:48,822 --> 00:40:50,032
Titans, go!
794
00:40:50,115 --> 00:40:51,116
(ALL YELLING)
795
00:40:56,038 --> 00:40:57,414
(ALL GROANING)
796
00:41:09,384 --> 00:41:11,011
Impressive.
797
00:41:24,274 --> 00:41:25,275
(GROWLS)
798
00:41:29,780 --> 00:41:30,781
CYBORG: Booyah!
799
00:41:40,457 --> 00:41:41,667
Ca-caw!
800
00:41:46,713 --> 00:41:48,006
(ALL COUGHING)
801
00:41:55,430 --> 00:41:57,015
- Hello.
- How's it goin'?
802
00:41:57,182 --> 00:41:58,350
What up, Deadpool?
803
00:41:58,517 --> 00:42:00,227
I'm not Deadpool!
804
00:42:03,814 --> 00:42:05,065
Steady.
805
00:42:05,232 --> 00:42:07,442
We got him boxed in. Fire!
806
00:42:10,362 --> 00:42:11,613
(IMITATES GUN BLASTING)
807
00:42:13,115 --> 00:42:14,449
Can't get a clean shot!
808
00:42:14,616 --> 00:42:15,617
We got this!
809
00:42:15,784 --> 00:42:16,785
Yeah, we do!
810
00:42:16,952 --> 00:42:18,537
Booyah!
811
00:42:19,705 --> 00:42:20,706
(YELLS)
812
00:42:22,874 --> 00:42:24,501
(SLADE AND BEAST BOY SCREAMING)
813
00:42:25,127 --> 00:42:26,670
(GROANS)
814
00:42:29,381 --> 00:42:31,591
- Get off me! Get off me!
- I'm over here. Here I am.
815
00:42:32,342 --> 00:42:33,802
- Too slow, fool!
- Got him!
816
00:42:43,854 --> 00:42:45,647
AUTOMATED VOICE: Facial scan accepted.
817
00:42:47,733 --> 00:42:49,484
Vault access granted.
818
00:42:50,068 --> 00:42:51,737
Item secured.
819
00:42:52,404 --> 00:42:53,572
Crystal secure.
820
00:42:53,780 --> 00:42:56,408
Ha-ha, you'll never get it now, Slade.
821
00:42:56,575 --> 00:42:58,618
No one can penetrate our vault!
822
00:42:58,785 --> 00:42:59,953
Nice job, Titans.
823
00:43:02,956 --> 00:43:04,040
(BOTH GASP)
824
00:43:09,379 --> 00:43:10,464
(ALL GASP)
825
00:43:13,842 --> 00:43:15,510
Raven, Starfire, save them!
826
00:43:15,677 --> 00:43:17,471
I'll take care of Slade!
827
00:43:25,103 --> 00:43:26,313
(BOTH GRUNTING)
828
00:43:27,189 --> 00:43:28,190
Gotcha.
829
00:43:30,317 --> 00:43:31,860
- Get up.
- (COUGHS)
830
00:43:31,943 --> 00:43:32,944
Stop milkin' it.
831
00:43:33,111 --> 00:43:35,030
- Rae-Rae?
- Don't call me that.
832
00:43:35,197 --> 00:43:36,573
You saved me.
833
00:43:36,740 --> 00:43:39,242
Let's not make it a big deal.
834
00:43:46,541 --> 00:43:47,584
(GRUNTS)
835
00:43:49,044 --> 00:43:50,420
(ALARM BEEPING)
836
00:43:51,421 --> 00:43:52,422
(YELLS)
837
00:43:56,259 --> 00:43:57,427
(SLADE GROANS)
838
00:44:00,972 --> 00:44:03,058
Crack an egg on it.
839
00:44:03,225 --> 00:44:04,267
Ca-caw!
840
00:44:04,476 --> 00:44:07,854
Oh, what a cool
and ominous catchphrase.
841
00:44:08,021 --> 00:44:10,732
You truly are a worthy archnemesis.
842
00:44:10,899 --> 00:44:13,360
Archnemesis? Really? You mean it?
843
00:44:13,527 --> 00:44:16,530
I think you and I are destined
to do this forever.
844
00:44:16,696 --> 00:44:18,532
Until next time, Robin.
845
00:44:18,698 --> 00:44:20,742
There's not going to be a next time.
846
00:44:20,909 --> 00:44:22,244
You're going to prison.
847
00:44:22,494 --> 00:44:23,620
(SLADE LAUGHS)
848
00:44:23,703 --> 00:44:26,206
That's not how having
an archnemesis works.
849
00:44:26,373 --> 00:44:30,710
I get away, and you foil my next plan
in an even more heroic way.
850
00:44:30,877 --> 00:44:34,673
That's what happens in a great
superhero (ECHOING) movie.
851
00:44:37,217 --> 00:44:39,094
A movie?
852
00:44:39,886 --> 00:44:41,263
Nice try, Slade.
853
00:44:42,180 --> 00:44:43,682
Where'd he go?
854
00:44:46,768 --> 00:44:50,063
Curse those Teen Titans
to the power of a million.
855
00:44:50,230 --> 00:44:53,400
They've stolen my device
and locked it in their vault.
856
00:44:53,567 --> 00:44:55,986
They're stronger than I thought.
857
00:44:56,152 --> 00:44:58,947
Not too strong.
Actually, fairly weak compared to me.
858
00:44:59,114 --> 00:45:01,700
Definitely my cardio is superior.
859
00:45:01,867 --> 00:45:03,410
Knees up, knees up, knees up.
860
00:45:03,577 --> 00:45:06,288
No matter! All I need to do
861
00:45:06,454 --> 00:45:10,292
is divide and conquer!
862
00:45:18,508 --> 00:45:19,551
(YELPING)
863
00:45:23,513 --> 00:45:24,514
Oh, man!
864
00:45:24,681 --> 00:45:27,267
I'm never letting you fly my body again.
865
00:45:28,518 --> 00:45:29,895
Where is the Slade?
866
00:45:30,061 --> 00:45:31,271
He, uh... (CLEARS THROAT)
867
00:45:31,354 --> 00:45:34,065
He got away.
But we'll get him next time.
868
00:45:34,190 --> 00:45:35,400
(DEVICE VIBRATING)
869
00:45:35,525 --> 00:45:39,321
It's Jade. She wants to see us
tomorrow morning at the studio.
870
00:45:48,622 --> 00:45:50,290
- Come on!
- It's the outrage!
871
00:45:50,457 --> 00:45:52,334
- We should be on the list!
- This guy!
872
00:45:52,417 --> 00:45:53,418
Whoa! It's the Teen Titans!
873
00:45:53,793 --> 00:45:56,004
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa,
this is an honor.
874
00:45:56,087 --> 00:45:57,464
You guys are the best.
875
00:45:57,631 --> 00:45:58,715
I can't... Oh!
876
00:45:58,882 --> 00:45:59,925
You know who we are?
877
00:46:00,091 --> 00:46:03,178
Yes, sir. Everyone is talking about you.
You're on the list.
878
00:46:03,386 --> 00:46:05,138
- STARFIRE: We are on the list!
- (ALL CHEERING)
879
00:46:05,305 --> 00:46:06,556
It's about time.
880
00:46:06,723 --> 00:46:08,266
Right this way.
881
00:46:08,975 --> 00:46:12,270
That is the more like the it.
(GIGGLES)
882
00:46:14,481 --> 00:46:17,192
Welcome to the studio, my stars.
883
00:46:17,776 --> 00:46:21,863
Now, that battle with Slade?
I mean, it was electric!
884
00:46:22,030 --> 00:46:24,616
Thanks, Miss Wilson.
Just doing our jobs.
885
00:46:24,783 --> 00:46:28,328
Robin, you have proven to me
that you are more than a sidekick.
886
00:46:28,495 --> 00:46:30,872
Now, let me show you
something marvelous.
887
00:46:31,039 --> 00:46:33,333
The Teen Titans movie set!
888
00:46:34,751 --> 00:46:36,753
(TITANS GASP)
889
00:46:37,754 --> 00:46:41,049
Robin, your dream is coming the true.
890
00:46:42,300 --> 00:46:43,426
ROBIN: Wow.
891
00:46:43,593 --> 00:46:44,970
Incredible.
892
00:46:51,267 --> 00:46:52,394
(ROBIN LAUGHS)
893
00:46:52,477 --> 00:46:53,937
It's really happening!
894
00:46:54,312 --> 00:46:55,355
Dope, right?
895
00:46:55,522 --> 00:46:57,524
This set seems so real.
896
00:46:57,691 --> 00:46:59,025
Even the toilet, yo.
897
00:46:59,192 --> 00:47:00,193
Well, the toilet isn't real.
898
00:47:00,276 --> 00:47:02,237
Uh, yeah, it is. I pooped in it.
899
00:47:03,530 --> 00:47:06,199
- You what?
- I pooped in it.
900
00:47:06,366 --> 00:47:09,786
Hoo doggy, do not go in that bathroom,
'cause I just wrecked it, baby.
901
00:47:09,953 --> 00:47:10,954
(LAUGHS) That's what's up.
902
00:47:11,788 --> 00:47:14,791
- (DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
- BOTH: We pooped in the toilet!
903
00:47:14,874 --> 00:47:15,875
Stop that!
904
00:47:16,042 --> 00:47:17,919
You are pooping in a prop toilet!
905
00:47:18,086 --> 00:47:19,671
I don't know, bro. Looked real to me.
906
00:47:19,921 --> 00:47:24,175
Uh, there is nothing quite like doing
the poops in the new bathroom.
907
00:47:24,467 --> 00:47:25,677
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
908
00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:27,762
BOTH: She pooped in the toilet!
909
00:47:27,929 --> 00:47:29,806
No one should be using that bathroom!
910
00:47:29,973 --> 00:47:33,184
There is no plumbing.
There is nowhere for the poops to go.
911
00:47:33,351 --> 00:47:36,104
Hey, keep it down.
I'm trying to poop in here.
912
00:47:36,354 --> 00:47:37,439
(GROWLS)
913
00:47:37,522 --> 00:47:40,233
Robin, do your friends know
that's a fake toilet?
914
00:47:40,650 --> 00:47:43,111
Wow, do not go in there.
915
00:47:43,403 --> 00:47:46,197
Oh, wow. You really did. You pooped
in the fake toilet. (CHUCKLES)
916
00:47:46,573 --> 00:47:47,741
You pooped on my set.
917
00:47:47,907 --> 00:47:50,160
Miss Wilson, I am so sorry.
918
00:47:50,326 --> 00:47:52,620
It's cool. I deal with people
like this all day.
919
00:47:53,955 --> 00:47:56,291
Now, let me introduce you
to your costar.
920
00:47:56,458 --> 00:47:57,792
- Slade?
- ALL: Get him!
921
00:47:57,917 --> 00:47:59,586
(ALL GRUNTING)
922
00:48:00,962 --> 00:48:03,798
Whoa, whoa, whoa, guys!
I'm just playing Slade in the movie.
923
00:48:03,965 --> 00:48:05,341
It's me, Shia LaBeouf.
924
00:48:06,134 --> 00:48:08,136
Oh, it's Shia LaBeoufs.
925
00:48:08,470 --> 00:48:10,305
- That's even worse than being a villain!
- (GRUNTING CONTINUES)
926
00:48:16,144 --> 00:48:17,896
Titans! Stop!
927
00:48:17,979 --> 00:48:19,272
(SHIA GROANS)
928
00:48:19,355 --> 00:48:22,025
(GRUNTS) Didn't you hear Jade?
Everything here is fake.
929
00:48:22,192 --> 00:48:25,695
Robin, if your team is going to poop
on the props and beat up the actors,
930
00:48:25,862 --> 00:48:27,197
this isn't going to work.
931
00:48:27,280 --> 00:48:28,823
Ugh, maybe this was a mistake.
932
00:48:28,990 --> 00:48:32,911
No, no, no! It's not.
Please. Just give me a second.
933
00:48:33,078 --> 00:48:34,954
Guys, this is my dream.
934
00:48:35,121 --> 00:48:38,291
We finally have a chance
to prove we're real heroes...
935
00:48:38,792 --> 00:48:41,628
That I'm a real hero.
936
00:48:41,795 --> 00:48:44,339
Please promise me
you'll take this seriously.
937
00:48:45,507 --> 00:48:49,636
(EXHALES) We will do it, Robin.
Because it is your dream.
938
00:48:49,803 --> 00:48:51,805
Yeah, bro. We'll do it for you.
939
00:48:51,971 --> 00:48:53,306
Yeah, man. We got this.
940
00:48:53,473 --> 00:48:54,808
Whatever.
941
00:48:56,017 --> 00:48:58,436
Miss Wilson,
the team and I discussed it,
942
00:48:58,603 --> 00:49:01,022
and we promise from now on,
we'll behave ourselves.
943
00:49:01,189 --> 00:49:05,026
That's what I like to hear.
You're gonna be a big star, Robin.
944
00:49:05,193 --> 00:49:09,030
As long as your team doesn't get
into any more shenanigans.
945
00:49:09,572 --> 00:49:12,492
Anybody up for some shenanigans?
946
00:49:12,826 --> 00:49:14,702
- Shenanigans!
- (ALL WHOOPING)
947
00:49:15,120 --> 00:49:17,122
- All right!
- (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
948
00:49:22,085 --> 00:49:23,086
(GROANS)
949
00:49:35,056 --> 00:49:36,266
(BOTH YELPING)
950
00:49:40,270 --> 00:49:43,481
BEAST BOY: Whoa, they gots that
good food in there, yo.
951
00:49:43,648 --> 00:49:46,442
But how can we get past the Superman?
952
00:49:46,609 --> 00:49:49,654
We can exploit his number-one weakness.
953
00:49:53,199 --> 00:49:55,535
(SUPERMAN THEME
PLAYING AS RINGTONE)
954
00:49:55,952 --> 00:49:56,953
Hello?
955
00:49:57,036 --> 00:49:58,830
CYBORG: (AS LOIS LANE)
Superman, it's me.
956
00:49:58,997 --> 00:50:01,541
- Your girlfriend, Lois Lane.
- (ALL GIGGLING)
957
00:50:01,708 --> 00:50:02,917
Well, hello, Lois.
958
00:50:03,084 --> 00:50:04,919
How are you, my sweet little dewdrop?
959
00:50:05,086 --> 00:50:07,130
How am I? I'm terrible.
960
00:50:07,297 --> 00:50:11,593
You gotta save me from Gene Hackman's
real estate scheme. (SCREAMS)
961
00:50:11,801 --> 00:50:13,761
Oh, my goodness.
No, that sounds terrible.
962
00:50:14,137 --> 00:50:16,514
(AS LOIS LANE)
Oh, you's better hurry, fool.
963
00:50:16,681 --> 00:50:19,309
Or no more smoochie smoochies.
964
00:50:19,392 --> 00:50:21,060
(BLOWING KISSES)
965
00:50:23,062 --> 00:50:24,647
I'm coming, Lois.
966
00:50:24,814 --> 00:50:26,441
I'm coming, Lois!
967
00:50:30,987 --> 00:50:32,238
ALL: Whoa!
968
00:50:32,447 --> 00:50:34,908
Looks at all that opulence, yo.
969
00:50:35,074 --> 00:50:36,951
It is so the fancy.
970
00:50:37,118 --> 00:50:39,579
The table is wearing the dress.
971
00:50:39,662 --> 00:50:41,039
Whoa!
972
00:50:41,122 --> 00:50:42,540
Let's dig in!
973
00:50:48,004 --> 00:50:49,005
(BURPS)
974
00:50:53,009 --> 00:50:54,219
(DOOR OPENS)
975
00:50:54,427 --> 00:50:55,511
(ALL GASP)
976
00:50:59,140 --> 00:51:02,185
FLASH: Jade says we need
to finish construction by tonight.
977
00:51:02,352 --> 00:51:04,270
(QUIETLY) This smells of the fish.
978
00:51:09,651 --> 00:51:11,027
(ALL GASP)
979
00:51:22,747 --> 00:51:24,624
What happened to all the food?
980
00:51:24,791 --> 00:51:27,252
Let's steal some
from the Spider-Man set.
981
00:51:36,427 --> 00:51:39,222
"Doomsday device"? Let's destroy it.
982
00:51:39,389 --> 00:51:41,391
With pleasure. Booyah!
983
00:51:47,105 --> 00:51:50,024
I knew you were goofsters.
But using Lois and now this?
984
00:51:50,191 --> 00:51:51,484
It's too much!
985
00:51:52,318 --> 00:51:53,987
I don't know why
you're working with Jade.
986
00:51:54,153 --> 00:51:57,365
But one way or another,
we're destroying that device.
987
00:51:57,448 --> 00:52:01,869
(CHUCKLES) Stop it. How are you going
to get past me? I mean...
988
00:52:02,078 --> 00:52:05,456
By exploiting your other weakness.
989
00:52:05,957 --> 00:52:07,292
- ALL: Kryptonite party!
- (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
990
00:52:11,754 --> 00:52:12,755
(GROANS)
991
00:52:13,923 --> 00:52:15,800
(ALL WHOOPING)
992
00:52:16,801 --> 00:52:18,261
- Yeah, boy!
- Yeah, baby!
993
00:52:18,886 --> 00:52:20,305
- (CRASHES)
- JADE: So...
994
00:52:21,931 --> 00:52:24,976
I see you've discovered my secret plan.
995
00:52:25,143 --> 00:52:27,687
Titans! Why did you do that to Superman?
996
00:52:27,854 --> 00:52:29,230
He's a national treasure.
997
00:52:29,397 --> 00:52:30,565
We're on to you, Jade.
998
00:52:30,732 --> 00:52:34,235
Yeah. You've done some kind
of mind tricks on them superheroes.
999
00:52:34,402 --> 00:52:36,154
So they'd help you build
a doomsday device.
1000
00:52:36,321 --> 00:52:38,698
The shame upon you, Jade.
1001
00:52:38,865 --> 00:52:42,827
The shame, the shame, the shame!
1002
00:52:42,994 --> 00:52:46,748
Is it true? Are you building
a doomsday device?
1003
00:52:46,914 --> 00:52:50,418
It's not a doomsday device.
It's my DOOMSDAY...
1004
00:52:50,501 --> 00:52:51,669
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
1005
00:52:51,753 --> 00:52:53,254
I see the confusion.
1006
00:52:53,588 --> 00:52:55,214
"DOOMSDAY" stands for
1007
00:52:55,381 --> 00:52:58,760
"Digitally Ordering Online Movie
Streaming Directly At You."
1008
00:52:58,926 --> 00:53:01,971
In retrospect, we should have gone
with a different acronym.
1009
00:53:02,138 --> 00:53:06,267
But trust me, it's going
to revolutionize the movie industry.
1010
00:53:06,434 --> 00:53:09,187
Once finished, it will broadcast
my superhero movies
1011
00:53:09,354 --> 00:53:11,814
onto all screens
everywhere in the world.
1012
00:53:11,981 --> 00:53:13,941
Movie theaters, televisions, phones,
1013
00:53:14,108 --> 00:53:17,070
tablets, smartwatches, microwaves,
you name it.
1014
00:53:17,236 --> 00:53:19,697
The population of Earth will be able
to watch superhero movies
1015
00:53:19,864 --> 00:53:23,034
anywhere, anytime, all the time.
1016
00:53:23,201 --> 00:53:26,079
Wait, that thing's just
a big movie projector?
1017
00:53:26,245 --> 00:53:28,331
The Teen Titans movie was going to be
1018
00:53:28,498 --> 00:53:30,833
the first movie delivered
by the DOOMSDAY Device.
1019
00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:32,877
What do you mean "was"?
1020
00:53:33,169 --> 00:53:35,630
I'm killing the Teen Titans movie!
1021
00:53:35,713 --> 00:53:36,923
(GASPS)
1022
00:53:40,760 --> 00:53:43,596
(SOBBING)
1023
00:53:44,889 --> 00:53:48,142
Miss the Wilson, please do not
murder the film.
1024
00:53:48,309 --> 00:53:50,311
It is friend Robin's dream.
1025
00:53:50,478 --> 00:53:52,897
Believe me, I did not want to do this.
1026
00:53:53,064 --> 00:53:56,818
But you guys are jokes.
You can't take anything seriously!
1027
00:53:56,984 --> 00:53:59,737
That's why I won't make
a Teen Titans movie.
1028
00:53:59,904 --> 00:54:03,116
But I would make a Robin movie.
1029
00:54:03,449 --> 00:54:06,077
A Robin movie? All about me?
1030
00:54:06,244 --> 00:54:08,037
All about you.
1031
00:54:08,496 --> 00:54:10,915
But I know you would never do it
1032
00:54:11,332 --> 00:54:13,543
because your friends
are too important to you.
1033
00:54:13,709 --> 00:54:15,086
You are correct.
1034
00:54:15,253 --> 00:54:18,131
The friend Robin would never leave us.
1035
00:54:18,297 --> 00:54:19,340
- He would...
- I'll do it!
1036
00:54:19,424 --> 00:54:20,633
(ALL GASP)
1037
00:54:20,967 --> 00:54:23,761
Bro, is you for reals gonna ditch us?
1038
00:54:23,928 --> 00:54:27,056
But, Robin, we have done
all of this for you.
1039
00:54:27,223 --> 00:54:30,059
Done all of what,
make me look like a joke?
1040
00:54:30,226 --> 00:54:31,436
We have to face it.
1041
00:54:31,519 --> 00:54:34,147
No one takes us seriously
when we're together.
1042
00:54:34,313 --> 00:54:37,233
Maybe we should just go
our separate ways.
1043
00:54:37,400 --> 00:54:39,235
It's never easy
to tell the truth, Robin.
1044
00:54:39,402 --> 00:54:42,613
But I am deeply touched
by what you've just done here.
1045
00:54:42,780 --> 00:54:45,741
And you four, it was so nice
to meet you, but not really.
1046
00:54:45,908 --> 00:54:48,953
And I'm sure we'll work together again
in the future, definitely not.
1047
00:54:49,245 --> 00:54:51,873
I'm sorry, guys.
But it's what we need to do.
1048
00:54:52,039 --> 00:54:55,668
Fine. Go make your own movie.
I'm going home to Dad.
1049
00:54:55,835 --> 00:54:58,045
Well, (SOBS) the dumpster it is.
1050
00:54:58,212 --> 00:55:00,923
I guess I'll have to be
a pro football star after all.
1051
00:55:01,090 --> 00:55:03,217
RAVEN: That really doesn't
sound that bad.
1052
00:55:09,724 --> 00:55:11,350
Good luck to you, Robin.
1053
00:55:11,517 --> 00:55:13,769
I hope to one day see your movie.
1054
00:55:13,936 --> 00:55:15,980
I think it will be very good.
1055
00:55:16,939 --> 00:55:18,608
- Star, wait...
- Don't be sad, Robin.
1056
00:55:18,774 --> 00:55:20,943
You don't need your old friends anymore.
1057
00:55:21,110 --> 00:55:24,697
You'll find that fame is worth
so much more than friendship
1058
00:55:24,864 --> 00:55:29,827
because you are going to be
a big Hollywood star.
1059
00:55:29,911 --> 00:55:30,953
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
1060
00:55:37,919 --> 00:55:39,378
(CAMERAS CLICKING)
1061
00:55:50,681 --> 00:55:52,350
(CHUCKLES) Wow.
1062
00:55:58,814 --> 00:55:59,899
(BOTH LAUGHING)
1063
00:56:01,901 --> 00:56:03,236
And action!
1064
00:56:05,363 --> 00:56:07,198
No longer a sidekick.
1065
00:56:07,365 --> 00:56:09,408
That's not me!
1066
00:56:09,700 --> 00:56:11,285
Oh, that was electric!
1067
00:56:15,873 --> 00:56:17,041
(GIRLS SCREAMING)
1068
00:56:56,622 --> 00:56:58,624
(SIGHS) I wonder how they're doing now.
1069
00:56:58,791 --> 00:56:59,875
They're doing great.
1070
00:57:00,042 --> 00:57:01,460
- Really?
- I called them
1071
00:57:01,627 --> 00:57:03,921
to see if they wanted
to make cameos in the film,
1072
00:57:04,088 --> 00:57:06,257
but they're all too busy
with their fabulous lives.
1073
00:57:06,424 --> 00:57:08,259
Maybe splitting up was for the best.
1074
00:57:08,426 --> 00:57:09,760
I couldn't agree more.
1075
00:57:09,927 --> 00:57:12,430
Now focus, because we are about to film
1076
00:57:12,597 --> 00:57:16,017
the final scene of your movie.
1077
00:57:18,102 --> 00:57:20,730
Picture this. You just defeated Slade.
1078
00:57:20,896 --> 00:57:24,400
So in this scene, whoo...
You're gonna love this,
1079
00:57:24,567 --> 00:57:26,235
you return to the tower vault
1080
00:57:26,402 --> 00:57:30,197
so you can lock away his evil device
along with the pain of your past.
1081
00:57:30,364 --> 00:57:32,491
And then... Bam-ba-ba-ba!
1082
00:57:32,575 --> 00:57:34,368
You emerge as a new man!
1083
00:57:34,535 --> 00:57:37,455
Robin, the superhero!
1084
00:57:37,622 --> 00:57:39,123
Think you can act that?
1085
00:57:39,290 --> 00:57:41,959
Act it? Huh, I've lived it.
1086
00:57:43,127 --> 00:57:45,379
And magic!
1087
00:57:56,932 --> 00:57:58,768
Robin? Robin?
1088
00:57:58,934 --> 00:58:01,812
Robin, can you hear me? Robin.
1089
00:58:01,979 --> 00:58:04,231
(GROANS) What? What happened?
1090
00:58:04,398 --> 00:58:07,568
Oh, thank goodness.
A light fell and knocked you out.
1091
00:58:07,693 --> 00:58:09,445
- (ROBIN GROANS)
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
1092
00:58:09,528 --> 00:58:11,989
Let's just wrap for the day
so you can recover,
1093
00:58:12,156 --> 00:58:13,532
and we'll start fresh tomorrow.
1094
00:58:13,699 --> 00:58:17,119
No, no, no, I'm fine.
Let's finish this movie.
1095
00:58:17,286 --> 00:58:19,580
And that's what makes you a real hero.
1096
00:58:19,747 --> 00:58:21,499
Okay, let's do this!
1097
00:58:25,252 --> 00:58:26,962
AUTOMATED VOICE: Facial scan accepted.
1098
00:58:27,129 --> 00:58:29,340
Whoa, these effects
are pretty impressive.
1099
00:58:29,507 --> 00:58:31,092
This is just like our vault.
1100
00:58:31,258 --> 00:58:32,259
Why, thank you.
1101
00:58:32,385 --> 00:58:34,512
I've designed it
with meticulous attention to detail.
1102
00:58:34,720 --> 00:58:37,473
Now please type in the code.
1103
00:58:37,598 --> 00:58:38,641
(BEEPS)
1104
00:58:38,766 --> 00:58:40,434
AUTOMATED VOICE: Invalid code.
JADE: No, no.
1105
00:58:40,601 --> 00:58:43,562
It has to feel authentic, so go again.
1106
00:58:44,647 --> 00:58:46,691
AUTOMATED VOICE: Invalid code.
JADE: Focus. Again.
1107
00:58:47,316 --> 00:58:48,359
AUTOMATED VOICE: Invalid code.
1108
00:58:48,526 --> 00:58:50,403
No. Be in the moment! Make it look real!
1109
00:58:50,653 --> 00:58:51,654
(GRUNTS) All right.
1110
00:58:52,113 --> 00:58:54,115
(BEEPING MUSICALLY)
1111
00:58:54,615 --> 00:58:55,658
AUTOMATED VOICE: Code accepted.
1112
00:58:55,825 --> 00:58:57,743
- Vault access granted.
- Yes!
1113
00:59:01,288 --> 00:59:02,957
And cut! That was perfect.
1114
00:59:03,124 --> 00:59:05,668
Robin, thank you. You're a genius.
1115
00:59:06,377 --> 00:59:10,297
Wow, these sets are amazing.
They look so real.
1116
00:59:10,464 --> 00:59:12,508
- Well, because it is real.
- (CHUCKLES)
1117
00:59:12,758 --> 00:59:15,219
No, really. While you were knocked out
by our lighting accident,
1118
00:59:15,386 --> 00:59:19,640
I moved you to the actual Titans Tower
so you could open the real vault for me.
1119
00:59:19,724 --> 00:59:22,643
(CHUCKLES) Good one.
That would make a great villain plot.
1120
00:59:22,810 --> 00:59:24,145
We'll do it in the sequel.
1121
00:59:24,395 --> 00:59:26,647
Whoa, Robin, what is that?
1122
00:59:26,814 --> 00:59:29,233
Huh? I don't see anything.
There's nothing there.
1123
00:59:29,400 --> 00:59:30,609
JADE: Made you look.
1124
00:59:30,693 --> 00:59:31,694
No!
1125
00:59:32,153 --> 00:59:33,195
(GROANS)
1126
00:59:36,157 --> 00:59:38,659
So everything, the movie,
1127
00:59:38,826 --> 00:59:41,620
turning me against my friends,
it was all just...
1128
00:59:42,037 --> 00:59:45,249
Mind manipulation.
1129
00:59:45,416 --> 00:59:46,667
Slade.
1130
00:59:46,834 --> 00:59:51,464
You were wearing a lady-director mask
over your Slade mask the whole time!
1131
00:59:51,630 --> 00:59:54,216
Didn't you get
really sweaty under there?
1132
00:59:54,383 --> 00:59:56,594
It gets stupid sweaty.
And I've had a bunch of rashes...
1133
00:59:56,761 --> 00:59:57,887
Anyway, it doesn't matter!
1134
00:59:58,053 --> 01:00:01,557
Now I can complete
my mind manipulation device.
1135
01:00:01,724 --> 01:00:03,851
- The other superheroes will...
- Will stop me?
1136
01:00:04,018 --> 01:00:05,269
Is that what you were gonna say?
1137
01:00:05,436 --> 01:00:08,397
They're too busy making movies
to stop me.
1138
01:00:08,564 --> 01:00:11,525
It was all part
of my master plan, Robin.
1139
01:00:11,734 --> 01:00:14,779
I gave all the superheroes movie deals.
1140
01:00:14,945 --> 01:00:17,865
And while those dum-dums
were distracted filming,
1141
01:00:18,032 --> 01:00:22,161
I stole valuable pieces of tech
from the cities they once protected.
1142
01:00:22,453 --> 01:00:27,166
(LAUGHS) Now, with my fully energized
Ditronium Crystal,
1143
01:00:27,333 --> 01:00:30,002
I will have the power
to encrypt your movie
1144
01:00:30,085 --> 01:00:33,839
with my patented mind manipulation!
1145
01:00:34,423 --> 01:00:37,843
It will stream to every screen
in the entire world!
1146
01:00:38,010 --> 01:00:41,347
And everyone will be mine to control.
1147
01:00:41,514 --> 01:00:43,849
People will rob banks for me.
1148
01:00:44,016 --> 01:00:47,102
People will build monuments of me!
1149
01:00:47,269 --> 01:00:50,105
And if I tell them to pick me up
from the airport on short notice,
1150
01:00:50,272 --> 01:00:52,399
they will pick me up.
1151
01:00:52,483 --> 01:00:53,526
(HORN HONKS)
1152
01:00:53,609 --> 01:00:54,985
You know what a hassle that is.
1153
01:00:55,152 --> 01:00:57,655
And once they've watched
your entire movie,
1154
01:00:57,822 --> 01:01:01,283
the effects of my mind control
will be permanent.
1155
01:01:01,450 --> 01:01:02,785
Thank you, Robin.
1156
01:01:02,952 --> 01:01:06,080
You were so desperate to be in a movie
1157
01:01:06,247 --> 01:01:09,750
that you turned your back on
everything important to you.
1158
01:01:09,917 --> 01:01:12,962
Even your own friends.
1159
01:01:14,338 --> 01:01:17,174
This shall be your final scene.
1160
01:01:19,844 --> 01:01:20,845
Magic.
1161
01:01:20,928 --> 01:01:22,054
- (BEEPS)
- (GASPS)
1162
01:01:32,022 --> 01:01:33,524
(GRUNTING)
1163
01:01:42,032 --> 01:01:46,787
How could I have been so stupid?
I'm not a hero.
1164
01:01:47,121 --> 01:01:49,915
I'm a failure with no friends.
1165
01:01:50,082 --> 01:01:53,419
And tiny, little baby hands.
1166
01:01:53,502 --> 01:01:54,628
(GASPS) Baby hands!
1167
01:01:54,712 --> 01:01:56,881
(ROBIN GRUNTING)
1168
01:01:58,424 --> 01:02:00,134
Baby hands!
1169
01:02:04,847 --> 01:02:06,056
(COUGHING)
1170
01:02:15,774 --> 01:02:16,775
(YELPING)
1171
01:02:21,447 --> 01:02:23,574
(GRUNTING)
1172
01:02:30,456 --> 01:02:31,707
(YELLS)
1173
01:02:42,927 --> 01:02:44,136
(GASPS)
1174
01:03:27,513 --> 01:03:29,682
Titans, it's Robin.
1175
01:03:29,848 --> 01:03:33,727
I don't know if you'll get
this transmission, but I need your help.
1176
01:03:33,894 --> 01:03:36,563
I know you're all happier
in your new lives
1177
01:03:36,730 --> 01:03:39,191
and I know I said
we were holding each other back,
1178
01:03:39,358 --> 01:03:41,694
but I was wrong.
1179
01:03:41,860 --> 01:03:45,406
I thought we needed a movie
to be real heroes,
1180
01:03:45,572 --> 01:03:47,616
but we were already real heroes.
1181
01:03:47,783 --> 01:03:49,868
Because we were a team.
1182
01:03:50,035 --> 01:03:52,162
And I threw that all away.
1183
01:03:52,329 --> 01:03:55,624
I'm going to Hollywood
to set things right.
1184
01:03:55,791 --> 01:03:58,961
If I don't make it back, I'm sorry.
1185
01:03:59,128 --> 01:04:00,838
I never meant to let you down.
1186
01:04:00,921 --> 01:04:02,673
(CYBORG BLOWS NOSE)
1187
01:04:03,465 --> 01:04:05,509
Excuse me. I'm sorry.
1188
01:04:05,676 --> 01:04:10,431
I just get so (STAMMERS) emotional
when it comes to these types of scenes.
1189
01:04:10,597 --> 01:04:11,598
You're back!
1190
01:04:11,765 --> 01:04:13,559
Of course we're back, fool.
1191
01:04:13,726 --> 01:04:17,104
The friendship will always
bring us back together.
1192
01:04:17,271 --> 01:04:18,439
I can't believe it!
1193
01:04:18,605 --> 01:04:20,482
Listen, we need to get back
to Hollywood.
1194
01:04:20,649 --> 01:04:22,526
This is going to sound crazy,
but Jade Wilson...
1195
01:04:22,693 --> 01:04:23,736
Is actually Slade.
1196
01:04:23,902 --> 01:04:26,447
And the superhero movies are part
of his plot to take over the world.
1197
01:04:27,865 --> 01:04:29,450
Saw it coming a mile away.
1198
01:04:29,658 --> 01:04:31,535
Ha-ha! Let's go save the world, yo!
1199
01:04:31,702 --> 01:04:32,870
Titans, go!
1200
01:04:34,788 --> 01:04:37,374
JADE: Super-ladies
and super-gentlemen,
1201
01:04:37,875 --> 01:04:41,003
I am thrilled to present my latest film,
1202
01:04:41,170 --> 01:04:43,630
Robin The Movie!
1203
01:04:43,714 --> 01:04:44,965
(ALL CHEERING)
1204
01:04:45,049 --> 01:04:48,469
And with the help of my
fully operational DOOMSDAY Device...
1205
01:04:48,635 --> 01:04:49,636
It's a bad name, I know,
1206
01:04:49,803 --> 01:04:51,430
The entire population of Earth
1207
01:04:51,597 --> 01:04:55,684
will experience the mind-blowing story
at the same time!
1208
01:04:55,809 --> 01:04:56,894
(ALL CHEERING)
1209
01:04:56,977 --> 01:04:59,897
Unfortunately, our star
can't be here tonight
1210
01:05:00,064 --> 01:05:03,609
because he has explosive diarrhea.
1211
01:05:03,692 --> 01:05:04,735
(ALL GASP)
1212
01:05:04,818 --> 01:05:06,820
But he insisted
that tonight was too important
1213
01:05:06,987 --> 01:05:09,364
and the show must go on!
1214
01:05:09,865 --> 01:05:13,202
So without further ado,
sit back, relax and...
1215
01:05:13,368 --> 01:05:15,204
Enjoy us ruining your plan!
1216
01:05:15,579 --> 01:05:17,956
Oh, my man finished yo sentence!
1217
01:05:18,123 --> 01:05:21,085
Give it up, Wilson. Your plan ends here.
1218
01:05:21,460 --> 01:05:24,963
Wow, fighting through explosive
diarrhea. What a champ.
1219
01:05:25,130 --> 01:05:27,716
I do have something explosive,
1220
01:05:27,883 --> 01:05:30,094
but it's not diarrhea.
1221
01:05:30,260 --> 01:05:31,345
It's the truth!
1222
01:05:31,512 --> 01:05:34,973
Why don't you tell everyone
who you really are, Jade?
1223
01:05:35,140 --> 01:05:36,975
Or should I say...
1224
01:05:38,227 --> 01:05:39,269
(ALL GASP)
1225
01:05:39,353 --> 01:05:41,772
Slade!
1226
01:05:41,855 --> 01:05:44,775
(GASPS) Slade!
1227
01:05:44,942 --> 01:05:46,693
ALL: Slade!
1228
01:05:46,860 --> 01:05:48,362
Game over.
1229
01:05:48,529 --> 01:05:52,116
You've gotta deal with us
and every superhero in the world.
1230
01:05:52,282 --> 01:05:55,202
Sorry, Robin, but you're too late.
1231
01:06:13,929 --> 01:06:15,264
(ALL YELP)
1232
01:06:20,435 --> 01:06:23,188
SLADE: Now that they're under
my full mind control,
1233
01:06:23,272 --> 01:06:25,107
they'll do anything I want.
1234
01:06:25,274 --> 01:06:27,234
Destroy the Teen Titans.
1235
01:06:38,996 --> 01:06:40,581
(ALL SCREAM)
1236
01:06:44,251 --> 01:06:45,711
(ALL GRUNT)
1237
01:06:49,673 --> 01:06:52,050
We have to destroy that DOOMSDAY Device.
1238
01:06:58,265 --> 01:07:00,392
Ha-ha! I think we lost him.
1239
01:07:10,944 --> 01:07:11,987
(YELLS)
1240
01:07:33,342 --> 01:07:35,928
Ooh, there is no stopping the Batman.
1241
01:07:37,596 --> 01:07:38,972
(ALL YELP)
1242
01:07:41,767 --> 01:07:43,268
Halt for the mighty...
1243
01:07:45,270 --> 01:07:47,856
(ALL GASP)
1244
01:07:49,733 --> 01:07:51,526
- STAN LEE: Hey.
- Stan Lee?
1245
01:07:51,693 --> 01:07:56,448
I'm back! I don't care
if it's a DC movie. I love cameos.
1246
01:07:56,615 --> 01:07:58,075
Not now, Stan Lee!
1247
01:07:59,284 --> 01:08:01,453
Excelsior!
1248
01:08:03,956 --> 01:08:05,457
We can't shake them.
1249
01:08:05,791 --> 01:08:07,709
You guys
keep the superheroes distracted.
1250
01:08:07,876 --> 01:08:10,379
I'm going after that DOOMSDAY Device!
1251
01:08:12,631 --> 01:08:13,632
(TIRES SCREECHES)
1252
01:08:17,052 --> 01:08:18,136
(ALL SCREAM)
1253
01:08:19,721 --> 01:08:20,806
(ALL GROAN)
1254
01:08:28,146 --> 01:08:31,316
How are we supposed to defeat
the world's greatest superheroes?
1255
01:08:31,483 --> 01:08:32,484
Portal?
1256
01:08:32,651 --> 01:08:34,319
- Oh, yeah. Right, right, right.
- The yes!
1257
01:08:37,489 --> 01:08:39,825
Challengers, we're saved!
1258
01:08:42,577 --> 01:08:43,704
(CHALLENGERS OF THE UNKNOWN SCREAMING)
1259
01:08:50,085 --> 01:08:51,086
(GRUNTS)
1260
01:09:02,764 --> 01:09:04,099
(ROBIN YELLING)
1261
01:09:05,392 --> 01:09:06,601
(BOTH GRUNTING)
1262
01:09:22,826 --> 01:09:24,036
(SCREAMS)
1263
01:09:25,078 --> 01:09:26,455
(GROANS)
1264
01:09:35,672 --> 01:09:36,965
Look at it, Robin.
1265
01:09:38,383 --> 01:09:39,468
No!
1266
01:09:39,551 --> 01:09:40,969
SLADE: Oh, it's so awesome.
1267
01:09:41,136 --> 01:09:42,721
- It's so cool.
- (ROBIN GROANING)
1268
01:09:43,347 --> 01:09:47,142
It's the most incredible superhero movie
the world has ever seen.
1269
01:09:47,309 --> 01:09:49,353
- No.
- It's got special effects.
1270
01:09:49,519 --> 01:09:52,272
Like tons and tons of special effects.
1271
01:09:52,439 --> 01:09:55,192
Even your super sweet cape
is special effects.
1272
01:09:55,359 --> 01:09:56,735
It'll blow your mind.
1273
01:09:56,902 --> 01:09:58,236
Just take a quick peek.
1274
01:09:58,403 --> 01:10:01,740
It's your movie, your movie,
your superhero movie.
1275
01:10:01,907 --> 01:10:03,533
It's all about you.
1276
01:10:13,960 --> 01:10:16,254
Come on, Robin,
let's take this fool out.
1277
01:10:16,338 --> 01:10:17,631
(SLADE LAUGHS)
1278
01:10:21,426 --> 01:10:22,511
(ALL GASP)
1279
01:10:23,303 --> 01:10:25,847
It's time to eliminate them.
1280
01:10:26,014 --> 01:10:28,558
(IN DISTORTED VOICE)
Must eliminate.
1281
01:10:28,725 --> 01:10:30,894
Robin, stop! Snap out of it!
1282
01:10:31,061 --> 01:10:33,814
You've always held me back.
1283
01:10:37,109 --> 01:10:39,403
What are you talking about, bro?
(GROANS)
1284
01:10:39,820 --> 01:10:41,196
(GASPS) Beast Boy!
1285
01:10:41,363 --> 01:10:42,364
Fight it, man!
1286
01:10:42,531 --> 01:10:43,824
Come on!
1287
01:10:43,990 --> 01:10:46,326
Robin, this is not the you.
1288
01:10:46,410 --> 01:10:48,245
- (GRUNTS)
- (SCREAMS)
1289
01:10:51,164 --> 01:10:52,541
Finish them, Robin.
1290
01:10:52,707 --> 01:10:53,834
Kill!
1291
01:10:54,000 --> 01:10:55,961
Wait! The please!
1292
01:10:56,128 --> 01:10:58,839
There's another Robin movie
you must see!
1293
01:10:59,005 --> 01:11:00,173
Yeah. The real one.
1294
01:11:02,759 --> 01:11:05,262
BEAST BOY: Then he grew up
and he wasn't a baby no more.
1295
01:11:05,429 --> 01:11:06,763
But he still had them baby hands, yo.
1296
01:11:06,930 --> 01:11:09,057
(IN DISTORTED VOICE) You always thought
I was a joke.
1297
01:11:09,224 --> 01:11:10,725
BEAST BOY: But when
there's crime happening,
1298
01:11:10,892 --> 01:11:13,437
Robin is the dude
who keeps fighting till he wins, yo.
1299
01:11:13,603 --> 01:11:14,646
He's like a bulldog.
1300
01:11:14,813 --> 01:11:17,482
Sinks his teeth into that crime
and won't nevers let go!
1301
01:11:17,649 --> 01:11:19,651
STARFIRE: Before the Robin,
we were all alone.
1302
01:11:20,694 --> 01:11:23,321
But he brought us together
to be the team.
1303
01:11:23,488 --> 01:11:26,450
He may not have superpowers,
but he is a superhero.
1304
01:11:26,908 --> 01:11:28,076
RAVEN: Our hero.
1305
01:11:37,961 --> 01:11:39,129
Titans?
1306
01:11:39,212 --> 01:11:41,256
Oh, he is the back!
1307
01:11:41,423 --> 01:11:43,383
You were never a joke to us.
1308
01:11:43,550 --> 01:11:45,093
You are our leader.
1309
01:11:45,260 --> 01:11:46,386
Our hero.
1310
01:11:46,553 --> 01:11:47,637
Our friend.
1311
01:11:47,721 --> 01:11:49,097
(SLADE MIMICKING CRYING)
1312
01:11:49,681 --> 01:11:51,975
Under the mask, my other eye is crying.
1313
01:11:52,142 --> 01:11:55,061
We're taking you down. Together.
1314
01:11:55,312 --> 01:11:59,107
(LAUGHS) Robin. Don't you know anything
about archvillains?
1315
01:11:59,274 --> 01:12:01,818
We always have
a backup plan, girlfriend.
1316
01:12:03,695 --> 01:12:04,905
(ALL GASP)
1317
01:12:23,965 --> 01:12:25,550
(LAUGHS)
1318
01:12:31,932 --> 01:12:32,974
(ALL YELP)
1319
01:12:43,318 --> 01:12:44,444
(ALL GROAN)
1320
01:12:47,197 --> 01:12:48,532
- Portal?
- ALL: Portal!
1321
01:12:51,910 --> 01:12:52,911
ALL: What?
1322
01:12:53,745 --> 01:12:54,746
SLADE: That was weird.
1323
01:12:54,871 --> 01:12:55,872
(ALL GASP)
1324
01:12:58,875 --> 01:13:01,378
You're never gonna beat me
now that I'm a giant robot.
1325
01:13:01,545 --> 01:13:04,005
Give up. This is dumb.
Now you're wasting everybody's time.
1326
01:13:04,172 --> 01:13:05,840
We'll stop you, Slade.
1327
01:13:06,007 --> 01:13:07,801
How are you gonna do it?
How are you gonna beat me?
1328
01:13:07,884 --> 01:13:08,885
You haven't done it yet.
1329
01:13:09,052 --> 01:13:10,262
You keep talking about
how you're gonna do it.
1330
01:13:10,428 --> 01:13:11,763
What are you gonna do?
Are you gonna fart on me?
1331
01:13:11,930 --> 01:13:13,014
You wanna have a dance-off?
1332
01:13:13,181 --> 01:13:15,642
You gonna annoy me to death
with your waffles?
1333
01:13:18,061 --> 01:13:19,938
You guys are jokes.
1334
01:13:20,105 --> 01:13:22,023
Total jokes!
1335
01:13:23,525 --> 01:13:24,943
- You're right.
- (ALL GASP)
1336
01:13:25,527 --> 01:13:26,778
We are jokes.
1337
01:13:26,945 --> 01:13:30,448
We're not like the other superheroes,
and never will be.
1338
01:13:30,532 --> 01:13:31,658
(LAUGHS)
1339
01:13:31,741 --> 01:13:35,453
- But the thing is, that's okay.
- SLADE: What?
1340
01:13:35,620 --> 01:13:39,624
I'm proud to call myself a Teen Titan!
And so are my friends!
1341
01:13:39,708 --> 01:13:40,709
ALL: Yes!
1342
01:13:40,875 --> 01:13:45,547
So laugh at us all you want,
but we're still going to take you down!
1343
01:13:45,714 --> 01:13:48,800
With what?
One of your stupid songs?
1344
01:13:49,676 --> 01:13:50,927
Exactly.
1345
01:13:52,721 --> 01:13:53,930
Teen Titans, go!
1346
01:13:54,097 --> 01:13:55,974
(SINGING) Go, Teen Titans, go
Go, Teen Titans, go
1347
01:13:56,141 --> 01:13:58,393
Beast Boy
I can turn straight up into an animal
1348
01:13:58,518 --> 01:13:59,561
- Animal?
- Animal?
1349
01:13:59,644 --> 01:14:00,729
Yes, any animal
1350
01:14:00,895 --> 01:14:03,481
Boom, pow
Yeah, I'm a kitten now
1351
01:14:04,149 --> 01:14:05,317
Check out my kitten meow
1352
01:14:05,483 --> 01:14:07,527
The star, the fire
The live, the wire
1353
01:14:07,694 --> 01:14:09,613
The alien princess in my alien attire
1354
01:14:09,779 --> 01:14:12,115
The energy blasts
The supersonic speed
1355
01:14:12,365 --> 01:14:13,366
(SLADE LAUGHS)
1356
01:14:14,409 --> 01:14:15,452
Is she down with the Titans?
1357
01:14:15,619 --> 01:14:16,870
Oh, the yes indeed
1358
01:14:17,037 --> 01:14:18,913
Booyah, booyah
Go my cannon blaster
1359
01:14:19,080 --> 01:14:21,166
Cyborg, whoo baby
Mr. High Tech Master
1360
01:14:21,333 --> 01:14:22,334
What, what, what?
1361
01:14:22,500 --> 01:14:23,501
Mr. Meatball Disaster
1362
01:14:23,668 --> 01:14:25,879
- What, what, what?
- Mr. Boom Boom Blaster
1363
01:14:26,046 --> 01:14:28,298
Teen Teen Titans
The Titans, the Teen Titans
1364
01:14:28,465 --> 01:14:30,592
Teen Teen Titans
The Titans, the Teen Titans
1365
01:14:30,759 --> 01:14:32,886
Teen Teen Titans
The Titans, the Teen Titans
1366
01:14:33,053 --> 01:14:35,138
Boom with the smoke bombs and birdarangs
1367
01:14:35,305 --> 01:14:37,140
Bow staff hittin' steady
Doin' my thang
1368
01:14:37,307 --> 01:14:39,476
Robin, Robin, the leader
Robin, Robin, in charge
1369
01:14:39,643 --> 01:14:40,727
Show 'em your baby hands!
1370
01:14:40,894 --> 01:14:42,604
No Robin, Robin's are large
1371
01:14:46,650 --> 01:14:48,652
Raven is here to drop it
On you even harder
1372
01:14:48,818 --> 01:14:50,820
There's no darker than me
I'm as dark as can be
1373
01:14:50,987 --> 01:14:53,448
Check it
Azarath Metrion Zinthos
1374
01:14:53,615 --> 01:14:55,659
Teleportin', magical powers
We adios
1375
01:14:57,702 --> 01:14:59,913
Teen Teen Titans
The Titans, the Teen Titans
1376
01:15:00,080 --> 01:15:02,290
Teen Teen Titans
The Titans, the Teen Titans
1377
01:15:02,457 --> 01:15:04,584
Teen Teen Titans
The Titans, the Teen Titans
1378
01:15:04,751 --> 01:15:07,462
Teen Teen Titans
The Titans, the Teen Titans
1379
01:15:15,303 --> 01:15:17,138
Teen Titans, go!
1380
01:15:41,121 --> 01:15:44,082
That song was monumentally dope.
1381
01:15:44,582 --> 01:15:45,583
(GROANS)
1382
01:15:46,668 --> 01:15:49,838
Our song was so sick,
it blew up Slade's robot.
1383
01:15:50,004 --> 01:15:52,215
- Yeah! We are so tough.
- Yeah! Wow! We did it!
1384
01:15:52,382 --> 01:15:53,883
- Yes!
- CYBORG: Whoo-hoo!
1385
01:15:53,967 --> 01:15:55,343
BEAST BOY: I said wow!
1386
01:15:55,510 --> 01:15:57,262
What about the other superheroes?
1387
01:15:57,429 --> 01:15:58,888
Oh, yeah. (SNAPS FINGERS)
1388
01:16:00,098 --> 01:16:01,850
Challengers, we're free!
1389
01:16:02,392 --> 01:16:03,810
Oh, drat!
1390
01:16:08,231 --> 01:16:10,442
Whoa, you guys took down Slade.
1391
01:16:10,608 --> 01:16:12,068
And saved the world.
1392
01:16:12,235 --> 01:16:15,447
Hey, I guess you
aren't such goofsters after all.
1393
01:16:15,530 --> 01:16:16,698
(BATMAN APPLAUDING)
1394
01:16:26,040 --> 01:16:27,917
(SUPERHEROES CHEERING)
1395
01:16:29,544 --> 01:16:32,839
Fellow heroes, I've learned
something important today.
1396
01:16:33,006 --> 01:16:36,176
You don't need to be super
to be a superhero.
1397
01:16:37,802 --> 01:16:40,346
You just need to be yourself.
1398
01:16:53,943 --> 01:16:55,236
And expanding on that thought...
1399
01:16:55,862 --> 01:16:57,572
We should never forget that...
1400
01:16:57,655 --> 01:16:59,824
Uh, dude? Why are you still talkin'?
1401
01:16:59,991 --> 01:17:02,577
I'm simply trying to highlight
the lesson we all learned.
1402
01:17:02,744 --> 01:17:04,078
No one wants to hear that, man.
1403
01:17:04,245 --> 01:17:06,873
Dude, the movie's wrapping up.
People are trying out get out of here.
1404
01:17:07,040 --> 01:17:08,958
But I need to say
my important takeaway message
1405
01:17:09,125 --> 01:17:10,710
- from this experience!
- ALL: (CHANTING) Credits! Credits!
1406
01:17:10,877 --> 01:17:12,879
You know, something kids
can talk to their parents about
1407
01:17:12,962 --> 01:17:13,963
on the drive home.
1408
01:17:14,130 --> 01:17:15,715
ALL: (CHANTING)
Credits! Credits! Credits!
1409
01:17:15,882 --> 01:17:17,675
I am sorry, the friend Robin.
1410
01:17:17,842 --> 01:17:21,387
But this is not that type of movie.
To the credits!
1411
01:17:21,554 --> 01:17:23,139
Wait! Wait, wait, wait!
1412
01:17:23,306 --> 01:17:25,308
Kids, ask your parents
where babies come from!
1413
01:17:25,475 --> 01:17:29,979
(TEEN TITANS THEME SONG PLAYING)
1414
01:18:35,086 --> 01:18:36,796
BEAST BOY: Is it working?
1415
01:18:36,963 --> 01:18:38,673
CYBORG: Almost got it.
1416
01:18:39,674 --> 01:18:41,676
STARFIRE: Hurry! There is not much time.
1417
01:18:41,843 --> 01:18:44,220
RAVEN: They need to know
we're still here.
1418
01:18:44,387 --> 01:18:46,723
CYBORG: Booyah! We're transmitting.
1419
01:18:46,890 --> 01:18:49,767
This is the Teen Titans.
Can anyone hear us?
1420
01:18:50,435 --> 01:18:52,687
We think we found a way back.
1421
01:18:54,689 --> 01:18:56,691
("UPBEAT INSPIRATIONAL SONG
ABOUT LIFE" PLAYING)
1422
01:21:20,460 --> 01:21:22,503
(TEEN TITANS THEME SONG PLAYING)
1423
01:23:48,357 --> 01:23:51,652
Challengers, I believe we may have
missed the motion picture.
1424
01:23:55,990 --> 01:23:56,991
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