1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:01:09,778 --> 00:01:12,236 Spread your arms, please. 4 00:01:21,030 --> 00:01:22,297 Turn around. 5 00:01:28,479 --> 00:01:29,479 Thank you. 6 00:01:30,937 --> 00:01:31,937 Change. 7 00:01:35,084 --> 00:01:37,119 Spread your arms, please. 8 00:01:49,676 --> 00:01:51,058 Turn around. 9 00:02:01,158 --> 00:02:02,502 Thank you. 10 00:02:11,718 --> 00:02:13,407 See you... 11 00:02:56,991 --> 00:02:59,257 - Get dressed. - What? 12 00:03:01,023 --> 00:03:03,058 Get dressed. 13 00:03:13,887 --> 00:03:16,383 You're fucked up. 14 00:03:37,503 --> 00:03:40,844 The weather changed. 15 00:05:24,255 --> 00:05:29,900 ...with Jesus in my heart I'm walking hand in hand. 16 00:05:33,126 --> 00:05:39,001 With Jesus in my heart I'm walking as a friend. 17 00:05:40,998 --> 00:05:47,065 No road or work is too hard, when I have God in my heart. 18 00:05:53,900 --> 00:06:00,006 With Jesus in my heart as a friend I fear no storms. 19 00:06:01,734 --> 00:06:07,570 No road or work is too hard, when I have God in my heart. 20 00:06:09,260 --> 00:06:15,020 And now our headmistress will take the floor. 21 00:06:24,505 --> 00:06:26,348 My dearest... 22 00:06:26,655 --> 00:06:31,686 You probably think that retreat is important, just because of its religious aspect 23 00:06:31,878 --> 00:06:34,143 And I would like this universal wisdom... 24 00:06:34,258 --> 00:06:38,790 to reach each one of you. 25 00:06:43,090 --> 00:06:45,394 Gustave Flaubert. 26 00:06:47,046 --> 00:06:49,503 Godard Jean-Luc. 27 00:06:51,001 --> 00:06:54,150 And to balance it out, Polish female artists. 28 00:06:56,646 --> 00:06:59,718 Katarzyna Kozyra's “Boys”. 29 00:07:00,140 --> 00:07:03,980 And Natalia Bazowska's installation “Birth Place”. 30 00:07:04,786 --> 00:07:09,510 Pass it on. The exhibition is in Warsaw until may and then goes to Paris. 31 00:07:11,199 --> 00:07:15,654 And how is your French after the vacation? 32 00:07:16,306 --> 00:07:20,953 No answer... So-so? 33 00:07:22,374 --> 00:07:25,177 What does that mean? 34 00:07:32,127 --> 00:07:34,777 “Le Mépris”. 35 00:07:37,657 --> 00:07:39,615 Nothing? 36 00:07:48,217 --> 00:07:50,252 Read it, please. 37 00:07:55,858 --> 00:07:59,430 Not the word, just the definition. 38 00:07:59,622 --> 00:08:03,500 An emotional state, in which we judge someone or his morality 39 00:08:03,654 --> 00:08:07,110 as deserving punishment or indifference, 40 00:08:07,263 --> 00:08:10,412 depriving the other person of respect and attention. 41 00:08:11,449 --> 00:08:13,215 Repulsion? 42 00:08:14,214 --> 00:08:15,404 Disgust? 43 00:08:17,094 --> 00:08:18,284 Contempt? 44 00:08:18,399 --> 00:08:19,590 By Godard? 45 00:08:24,850 --> 00:08:27,039 She was wet like a Syrian pontoon. 46 00:08:27,116 --> 00:08:30,726 Your sister is stealing our Tomek away? 47 00:08:30,994 --> 00:08:34,374 I'm just getting married. 48 00:08:44,281 --> 00:08:46,854 Of course, I understand... 49 00:08:48,121 --> 00:08:52,230 Please stay calm. I do talk to them about it. 50 00:08:54,841 --> 00:08:59,180 Sir, I won't let them go there unprepared. 51 00:08:59,410 --> 00:09:02,098 Of course, we discuss it. 52 00:09:05,593 --> 00:09:07,628 Shit... Yes, I'm here. 53 00:09:11,353 --> 00:09:14,310 Yes we talk... It's part of the curriculum. 54 00:09:14,425 --> 00:09:17,382 No, it's art, not sexual education. 55 00:09:28,287 --> 00:09:31,590 I can't really talk right now... 56 00:09:31,782 --> 00:09:35,199 I understand, but what does my mother have to do with that? 57 00:09:36,274 --> 00:09:39,654 - Hello. Can I help? - Do you know her? 58 00:09:39,769 --> 00:09:41,804 In a biblical sense. 59 00:09:42,034 --> 00:09:43,724 Nice, huh? 60 00:09:43,878 --> 00:09:47,641 Nice, but a bit stressed. Have a look. 61 00:09:53,862 --> 00:09:56,703 - She did that. - Did she? 62 00:10:01,772 --> 00:10:05,074 - Will you call me? - You must be kidding. 63 00:10:05,190 --> 00:10:07,916 - I'm a mechanic. - So “mechanic” it for me. 64 00:10:22,546 --> 00:10:25,426 - That chick smashed my fender. - Which one? 65 00:10:25,542 --> 00:10:27,346 The one in the black coat. 66 00:10:27,462 --> 00:10:29,151 She is staring at me. 67 00:10:29,305 --> 00:10:31,532 I'm not that hungry. We have the table upstairs? 68 00:10:32,415 --> 00:10:36,524 - The kind to order hot water with lemon. - Skinny legs... 69 00:10:36,754 --> 00:10:39,404 - Don't worry about it. - Weird last name too... 70 00:10:39,558 --> 00:10:40,978 Fuck her... 71 00:11:59,391 --> 00:12:01,081 Hurry up! 72 00:12:04,537 --> 00:12:06,726 Had fun? 73 00:12:59,871 --> 00:13:04,134 - Which coffee do you want? - Purple. 74 00:13:16,998 --> 00:13:19,724 Stinker. 75 00:13:32,818 --> 00:13:35,391 She's cute. 76 00:13:35,506 --> 00:13:40,767 - Yep. Green eyed. - She doesn't need to have green eyes. 77 00:13:41,343 --> 00:13:45,068 - From the agency? - No, classifieds... 78 00:13:45,183 --> 00:13:49,100 - We wanted her to look like you. - She's done all her medical exams? 79 00:13:49,215 --> 00:13:52,786 Of course. You think, I wouldn't check? 80 00:13:59,007 --> 00:14:01,926 I'm done drinking. 81 00:14:03,769 --> 00:14:06,649 Take her number. 82 00:14:07,801 --> 00:14:10,566 - Do you love me? - Do you love me? 83 00:14:10,796 --> 00:14:13,100 Are you sure...? Bye. 84 00:14:18,860 --> 00:14:21,394 Hey, some stuff came up. 85 00:14:28,114 --> 00:14:31,071 The budget's over... 86 00:14:31,302 --> 00:14:36,370 So stop provoking with this exhibition nonsense. You know the situation... 87 00:14:37,791 --> 00:14:42,937 I'm with mom, will call you later, okay? Yes, I'll call you back. 88 00:14:45,049 --> 00:14:51,270 It's all connected. If the school closes, I won't be able to participate... you know... 89 00:14:51,769 --> 00:14:55,378 And you'll be out of work too... 90 00:14:58,297 --> 00:15:01,830 - Good morning. - Morning. 91 00:15:03,174 --> 00:15:05,055 - Two juices please. - Of course. 92 00:15:07,858 --> 00:15:09,548 Goodbye. 93 00:15:12,159 --> 00:15:13,926 Do you understand? 94 00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:26,367 Come over here. 95 00:15:27,404 --> 00:15:29,132 Take a look. 96 00:15:30,898 --> 00:15:34,546 This one maybe? Nice. 97 00:15:35,161 --> 00:15:37,887 - What do you think? - Nice. 98 00:15:43,724 --> 00:15:46,028 Ah, hold on... 99 00:15:51,289 --> 00:15:55,244 - I don't think it's his style. - He doesn't have a style! 100 00:15:55,436 --> 00:15:58,508 And that's his style, mom... 101 00:15:59,814 --> 00:16:02,732 There's much to do. 102 00:16:05,266 --> 00:16:07,263 Thanks. 103 00:16:20,396 --> 00:16:23,238 I need to pee. 104 00:16:27,999 --> 00:16:30,342 - Good morning. - Hey, boss. 105 00:16:30,495 --> 00:16:33,951 I'm driving the client to the station and I'll be right back. 106 00:16:34,105 --> 00:16:35,526 - Hi. - Hi. 107 00:16:37,215 --> 00:16:39,404 - Which year? - '87. 108 00:16:39,596 --> 00:16:43,398 - It looks barely driven. - She. It's a she. Renia... 109 00:16:45,970 --> 00:16:48,966 And that car? Which year? 110 00:16:52,422 --> 00:16:53,919 '78. 111 00:16:54,034 --> 00:16:56,300 It's the European model, right? 112 00:16:56,415 --> 00:16:58,489 Of course. 113 00:16:59,218 --> 00:17:02,137 All right. Keys and registration please. 114 00:17:02,790 --> 00:17:05,670 I was a rainbow supporter myself. 115 00:17:05,823 --> 00:17:09,778 Pity it's a left side. I have a nice right-hand blinker. 116 00:17:10,930 --> 00:17:12,850 Sorry. 117 00:17:14,809 --> 00:17:16,729 How long will it take? 118 00:17:16,998 --> 00:17:21,990 If you want to do it right, you need to paint it all over. 119 00:17:22,182 --> 00:17:26,022 So that no other shades come through, like here. 120 00:17:26,175 --> 00:17:29,785 - Any idea how can I get back to town? - Wait a sec. 121 00:17:30,438 --> 00:17:31,743 Nina! 122 00:17:32,934 --> 00:17:37,734 - Sure you don't want me to come along? - No, I want to go on my own. 123 00:17:37,926 --> 00:17:43,033 Won't you give her a lift? I don't have a replacement car. 124 00:17:46,873 --> 00:17:49,561 - I'll give you a lift. - Thanks. 125 00:17:52,786 --> 00:17:54,399 Ciao! 126 00:18:08,108 --> 00:18:09,183 Sorry. 127 00:18:18,553 --> 00:18:21,241 Have you known each other long? 128 00:18:21,510 --> 00:18:24,505 My husband? Since high school. 129 00:18:26,156 --> 00:18:29,766 Not bad. Aren't you guys bored yet? 130 00:18:32,108 --> 00:18:34,489 Just a little bit. 131 00:19:03,020 --> 00:19:08,972 - I'm going to turn here. Can I drop you off? - Sure. There's a bus stop right there. 132 00:19:11,161 --> 00:19:12,889 Thank you. 133 00:19:28,978 --> 00:19:34,930 I never get it right. I don't know all the words in Polish. 134 00:19:37,350 --> 00:19:40,537 - Nina. - Nice to meet you. 135 00:19:41,190 --> 00:19:46,527 - You spend a lot of time in the park? - No, I have too much work. 136 00:19:46,796 --> 00:19:51,711 When I was a kid I used to walk along the railway tracks. 137 00:19:51,903 --> 00:19:58,009 Old Russian tracks. My mom used to say: and where will it get you? 138 00:19:58,738 --> 00:20:02,233 - Your fee is very high. Even for... - Even for what? 139 00:20:02,386 --> 00:20:06,150 For giving birth to someone else's child? 140 00:20:07,071 --> 00:20:11,410 - How often can I see it? - That's not how it works. 141 00:20:11,641 --> 00:20:14,866 - I thought you knew. - Knew what? 142 00:20:15,097 --> 00:20:19,206 It won't be your child. This child will be mine and my husband's. 143 00:20:19,474 --> 00:20:22,854 - I have a husband too! - So how much do you want? 144 00:20:23,007 --> 00:20:26,425 - I don't like your tone! - You don't like MY tone? 145 00:20:26,617 --> 00:20:28,076 No, I don't. 146 00:20:28,230 --> 00:20:32,223 Are you kidding? Can't you see I have no other option? 147 00:20:32,415 --> 00:20:34,028 You should calm down. 148 00:20:34,220 --> 00:20:38,175 - Please. I'm begging you. - I'm sorry. 149 00:21:04,633 --> 00:21:08,358 I opened it early, so it could breath. 150 00:21:08,511 --> 00:21:11,583 No, I don't want to drink. 151 00:21:22,758 --> 00:21:24,678 I'll wipe up. 152 00:21:57,817 --> 00:22:01,158 We'll find another one. 153 00:22:13,330 --> 00:22:14,330 Morning. 154 00:22:15,788 --> 00:22:18,706 Hey! How's the car? 155 00:22:25,618 --> 00:22:27,807 - Coffee? - Great. 156 00:22:28,038 --> 00:22:31,186 - You don't have change? - Not today. 157 00:22:33,375 --> 00:22:35,833 It's straight! Leave it! 158 00:22:38,866 --> 00:22:41,286 Got a few small ones. 159 00:22:41,823 --> 00:22:44,089 Great. Thanks. 160 00:22:55,839 --> 00:23:00,102 Look, I know it may sound weird, but... 161 00:23:00,294 --> 00:23:04,556 - Would you come over for dinner? - Why? 162 00:23:06,514 --> 00:23:08,780 Cause you have green eyes? 163 00:23:11,199 --> 00:23:14,194 Not true. 164 00:23:22,834 --> 00:23:26,982 Maybe she's no longer a virgin... I don't know. 165 00:23:28,326 --> 00:23:30,207 Gee... 166 00:23:31,398 --> 00:23:33,510 Good. 167 00:23:34,009 --> 00:23:37,618 I said good. How am I supposed to feel? I'm not sick. 168 00:23:38,194 --> 00:23:40,959 What do you mean? 169 00:23:45,260 --> 00:23:49,561 - Yes, I have. - I bet she's gonna admire my bamboo. 170 00:23:49,906 --> 00:23:55,897 No, Wojtek is cooking and we're about to watch a movie. 171 00:23:56,127 --> 00:24:02,194 We can't talk any more. Very cool. Bye. 172 00:24:28,614 --> 00:24:32,876 We can call it off if you want. 173 00:25:43,609 --> 00:25:45,068 Wait. Wait. 174 00:26:30,994 --> 00:26:32,338 - Hi. - Hi. 175 00:26:32,492 --> 00:26:35,410 It's nice you've made it. 176 00:26:39,980 --> 00:26:41,823 Grand cru classée... 177 00:26:41,977 --> 00:26:48,198 - Hi. - I'll take that coat. 178 00:26:57,874 --> 00:26:59,948 Nice place. 179 00:27:33,318 --> 00:27:36,006 It's not that cheap, you know... 180 00:27:36,351 --> 00:27:38,271 - With sand? - I don't know. 181 00:27:38,502 --> 00:27:42,534 First of all they need to scrub the old coat off that fender. 182 00:27:42,726 --> 00:27:45,990 Then they apply copper, and on that copper... 183 00:27:46,220 --> 00:27:52,556 White over red is all swell Red over white all comes back. 184 00:27:53,055 --> 00:27:55,820 - Is this the last one? - The last one. 185 00:27:57,164 --> 00:27:58,738 Thank you. 186 00:27:59,276 --> 00:28:05,228 - How about a puff? - Good idea. 187 00:28:12,140 --> 00:28:15,289 You smoke? 188 00:28:15,942 --> 00:28:19,206 Where do you work? 189 00:28:20,626 --> 00:28:27,270 I watched this amazing doc on TV. Can't remember the channel. 190 00:28:27,462 --> 00:28:35,410 - About samurai swords. You know the story? - No. 191 00:28:35,679 --> 00:28:43,679 Well, first of all you need to understand that in order to test THIS swords... 192 00:28:44,588 --> 00:28:51,193 - These. - ...they took a bunch of prisoners... 193 00:28:51,385 --> 00:28:54,764 I beg you. 194 00:28:59,103 --> 00:29:03,596 And they slashed them. But that's still nothing. 195 00:29:07,590 --> 00:29:13,580 Those swords are made of steel whose... 196 00:29:13,964 --> 00:29:21,030 - Which. - WHICH is made in an ancient way using thin layers. 197 00:29:21,260 --> 00:29:28,940 Such thin layers like plaques, plates put together... 198 00:29:29,132 --> 00:29:35,430 They search for them in those Japanese streams. It takes months... 199 00:29:38,732 --> 00:29:46,719 It's a very tedious, magical ritual. But the best part is, that this guy... 200 00:29:46,911 --> 00:29:51,634 the one that was telling the story, he was tearful... 201 00:29:51,826 --> 00:29:56,703 because they can't test those swords on people anymore. 202 00:30:08,838 --> 00:30:15,289 And bamboo is the closest you'll get to the human spine. 203 00:30:31,378 --> 00:30:36,102 I know another version of the story. 204 00:30:40,441 --> 00:30:45,126 - About swords? - About bamboos. 205 00:30:45,279 --> 00:30:51,961 - There sit 3 hippies and a stick falls from the sky. - A bamboo stick? 206 00:30:52,153 --> 00:30:57,990 - No, just a stick. - It's useless. We're not alike. 207 00:31:01,023 --> 00:31:08,818 It turns out that this stick is in fact a guy, a dead guy sent from heaven as a stick. 208 00:31:15,615 --> 00:31:21,644 - Where did you get this stuff? - From the “World Literature” monthly. 209 00:31:24,524 --> 00:31:28,057 You wanna have a threesome? 210 00:31:32,204 --> 00:31:35,737 Nope, just me. 211 00:31:44,953 --> 00:31:47,910 I gotta pee. 212 00:31:48,140 --> 00:31:51,634 At the end of the corridor, on the right. 213 00:33:32,358 --> 00:33:35,199 Tell me. I'm somewhat lost. 214 00:33:35,314 --> 00:33:39,231 Did you think that the three of us would end up in bed together? 215 00:33:39,385 --> 00:33:40,921 Stop it, please. 216 00:33:46,489 --> 00:33:50,598 You thought you'd show her your bamboo... 217 00:33:50,828 --> 00:33:54,898 and you two would fuck while I was having coffee? 218 00:33:55,090 --> 00:33:56,434 - I'll fix you one. - What? 219 00:33:56,626 --> 00:33:58,009 - A coffee. - Fuck... 220 00:33:58,201 --> 00:34:01,004 - You're drunk. - Am I, really? 221 00:34:02,310 --> 00:34:05,343 Don't call me! 222 00:34:08,876 --> 00:34:11,833 Hello? Hi, Sylvia. 223 00:34:12,332 --> 00:34:14,751 Yes, she is. Hold on. 224 00:34:15,634 --> 00:34:17,247 Did you have to do that? 225 00:34:17,516 --> 00:34:19,551 You could have had the better sister... 226 00:34:19,705 --> 00:34:23,583 What if we were having sex right now? No we aren't. 227 00:34:24,850 --> 00:34:27,884 No, I'm not ovulating Sylvie! 228 00:34:51,999 --> 00:34:56,530 The cookware set is all that's left. I've never seen Malvie cook. Fuck. 229 00:34:56,684 --> 00:34:58,988 - I'll make you a coffee. - I don't need coffee! 230 00:34:59,142 --> 00:35:01,599 - Stop pacyfing me! - Cut it out, please. 231 00:35:01,714 --> 00:35:03,634 Don't hush me. 232 00:35:03,788 --> 00:35:07,206 Sex! Insemination! Ovulation! 233 00:35:07,359 --> 00:35:10,623 Examination! Grouping! In vitro! 234 00:35:10,777 --> 00:35:14,156 Miscarriage! Surrogate! Fuck! Money! Prick! 235 00:35:14,348 --> 00:35:17,958 - Nothing will come out of it! - Stop it, you'll regret it tomorrow. 236 00:35:18,150 --> 00:35:20,914 Do you love me?! Do you?! 237 00:35:21,106 --> 00:35:22,988 What are you asking me?! 238 00:35:23,142 --> 00:35:27,174 I love you! You love me! Let's all love each other, for fuck's sake! 239 00:36:24,889 --> 00:36:27,730 I thought it was somehow... 240 00:36:28,690 --> 00:36:31,801 Maybe it's our last chance. 241 00:36:33,951 --> 00:36:36,178 Maybe this is my last chance... 242 00:36:36,332 --> 00:36:40,018 And if we don't make it this time... then I give up. 243 00:36:50,694 --> 00:36:53,420 I'll take care of everything. 244 00:36:53,574 --> 00:36:56,031 I can do it. You'll see. 245 00:36:56,223 --> 00:37:00,063 - How long to fix it? - A week or so. 246 00:37:00,870 --> 00:37:03,903 - Give me three. - What for? 247 00:37:04,057 --> 00:37:07,935 I'll convince her! You'll see... I can't tell her straight away. 248 00:37:08,319 --> 00:37:11,238 And I'll take care of her, help her... 249 00:37:11,391 --> 00:37:14,233 - I don't know how much we drank that night. - Nina, please... 250 00:37:14,386 --> 00:37:17,650 I'll pay her three times more than those girls from the website. 251 00:37:17,766 --> 00:37:20,454 You know it's not always about the money. 252 00:37:21,951 --> 00:37:24,793 She once walked out on us, remember? 253 00:37:25,561 --> 00:37:28,134 She simply doesn't like us. 254 00:37:30,284 --> 00:37:32,511 I don't like her either. 255 00:37:35,276 --> 00:37:36,927 You don't? 256 00:37:44,799 --> 00:37:50,252 Okay, three weeks is too long, but I can stretch it to two. 257 00:37:55,897 --> 00:37:57,855 Great. 258 00:37:59,583 --> 00:38:01,964 - Good morning. - Hi. 259 00:38:07,686 --> 00:38:11,065 - Who's that? I don't know him. - He's new. 260 00:38:11,218 --> 00:38:13,100 Samuel. 261 00:38:14,751 --> 00:38:16,556 Nice. 262 00:38:47,698 --> 00:38:52,153 - I'll just leave it here. - Thanks. 263 00:39:20,569 --> 00:39:23,679 Could you pass me the sugar? 264 00:39:28,364 --> 00:39:31,628 Three spoons. 265 00:39:37,772 --> 00:39:40,076 Three... 266 00:39:40,191 --> 00:39:42,841 Sweet. 267 00:39:49,484 --> 00:39:51,980 What are you doing? 268 00:39:52,172 --> 00:39:54,822 Can I help somehow? 269 00:39:56,434 --> 00:40:01,542 - You can read the grades. - Sure. 270 00:40:05,036 --> 00:40:08,492 Marcinkowska Aneta first. 271 00:40:14,137 --> 00:40:18,207 10 points. An “A”. 272 00:40:18,898 --> 00:40:24,774 - Goslawski? - 7 points, a “C”. Barely made it. 273 00:40:26,655 --> 00:40:30,188 Milko. Lucas Milko. 274 00:40:31,186 --> 00:40:33,644 Seven points. 275 00:40:33,951 --> 00:40:36,870 Are you sure? I thought he got six. 276 00:40:37,177 --> 00:40:40,095 Seven... Just write down seven. 277 00:40:52,230 --> 00:40:56,953 Any illnesses in your family? 278 00:40:57,145 --> 00:41:02,828 - I mean any chronic, or hereditary illnesses? - I have no idea, why? 279 00:41:03,826 --> 00:41:06,783 Just curious. 280 00:41:07,974 --> 00:41:11,698 Do you have any childhood photos? 281 00:41:13,426 --> 00:41:18,764 Where are they? Let's look at them together. 282 00:41:28,172 --> 00:41:32,665 You don't have any plants. You don't like them? 283 00:41:32,857 --> 00:41:36,198 - Nothing would survive here. - Why? 284 00:41:37,426 --> 00:41:40,959 I don't have a green thumb. 285 00:41:41,113 --> 00:41:45,260 Or maybe nobody's given me one yet. You can be the first. 286 00:41:45,606 --> 00:41:51,634 I'm happy they didn't pass this legislation. You kids are lazy. 287 00:41:51,942 --> 00:41:55,206 I thought we'd get married when I'll have the money, but... 288 00:41:55,474 --> 00:41:58,047 Yes, but you are doing it now. 289 00:41:58,201 --> 00:42:00,620 Have some more beets. 290 00:42:04,306 --> 00:42:06,956 - Desert? - Yes, yes, yes. 291 00:42:09,145 --> 00:42:12,370 Money can't buy happiness. It's happiness that brings money. 292 00:42:15,212 --> 00:42:20,742 People don't have a plan. They just complain. Here. 293 00:42:21,126 --> 00:42:24,159 You're becoming more like mom everyday. 294 00:42:24,351 --> 00:42:27,078 - Mom, can I go play? - Of course darling. 295 00:42:27,884 --> 00:42:30,764 - Dad are you done? - Yes, thank you. 296 00:42:39,788 --> 00:42:41,938 It's cold in here. 297 00:42:47,314 --> 00:42:54,073 - How is your dad? - Good. Thank you. 298 00:43:10,201 --> 00:43:15,193 - How about movies tomorrow? Noon? - Uh-huh. 299 00:43:21,068 --> 00:43:26,329 - You guys okay? - Yes, sure. 300 00:43:46,834 --> 00:43:51,903 Regular baked potatoes. Salad. 301 00:43:53,593 --> 00:43:58,777 And that's my mom's specialty. 302 00:43:59,775 --> 00:44:02,694 Spécialite de la maison. 303 00:44:03,846 --> 00:44:06,994 And how is your head? 304 00:44:12,102 --> 00:44:16,441 And yours? Aperitif? 305 00:44:24,159 --> 00:44:27,116 Try this one. 306 00:44:27,423 --> 00:44:31,647 - That's for tomorrow. For work. - You can't work. 307 00:44:31,993 --> 00:44:35,794 - I can't afford sick leave. - You mustn't. 308 00:44:36,025 --> 00:44:39,404 With a concussion, you should stay in bed. 309 00:44:39,596 --> 00:44:42,514 Yes, mom. 310 00:44:48,697 --> 00:44:53,266 Will you stay with me? A little longer? 311 00:45:55,398 --> 00:45:59,199 We'll be fucked if it stops. Push! 312 00:45:59,314 --> 00:46:00,314 Fuck. 313 00:46:00,658 --> 00:46:02,847 One, two... 314 00:46:03,039 --> 00:46:06,956 - One more push, Magda. - No fucking way! 315 00:46:08,530 --> 00:46:10,681 Reinforcement. 316 00:46:11,410 --> 00:46:13,676 We're saved. 317 00:46:14,022 --> 00:46:16,825 - Will she help us? - You'll see. 318 00:46:16,902 --> 00:46:18,438 What are you two up to? 319 00:46:18,975 --> 00:46:23,622 Taking a romantic ride in this oldtimer. 320 00:46:24,044 --> 00:46:26,886 - We are pushing. - Up to the knees in mud. 321 00:46:27,001 --> 00:46:28,306 She's on sick leave. 322 00:46:28,498 --> 00:46:33,836 - I'll call a cab. - Wait in the car. I'll drop you off. 323 00:46:52,921 --> 00:46:56,108 - I'm working on it. - On what? 324 00:46:56,300 --> 00:47:00,908 So that the child is conceived in love. 325 00:47:03,980 --> 00:47:09,970 Don't mess it up, cause my mother won't pay for the next one. 326 00:47:28,210 --> 00:47:31,244 - It was your idea. - No, it was yours. 327 00:47:31,474 --> 00:47:34,930 From the very beginning. Stop it. 328 00:47:35,161 --> 00:47:39,001 Wipe that smirk. 329 00:47:39,193 --> 00:47:44,223 Jeez, can't you control yourself when she's around? What are you ― fifteen? 330 00:47:44,415 --> 00:47:46,834 - Can you stop please? - What are you doing? 331 00:47:46,911 --> 00:47:47,948 Screw it. 332 00:47:48,102 --> 00:47:50,214 No! Screw you! 333 00:47:58,086 --> 00:48:00,927 No need to be jealous. I'm safe. 334 00:48:01,158 --> 00:48:03,500 - Where can I drop you off? - What's up with you? 335 00:48:03,692 --> 00:48:06,265 Where can I drop you off? 336 00:48:18,898 --> 00:48:21,087 - He's sleeping. - Sleeping. Okay. 337 00:48:34,796 --> 00:48:36,678 Hi dad. 338 00:48:38,252 --> 00:48:40,095 Up we go. 339 00:48:46,393 --> 00:48:48,620 And back down. 340 00:49:01,945 --> 00:49:03,596 Need a shave, huh? 341 00:49:04,134 --> 00:49:06,054 We'll shave next time. 342 00:49:07,398 --> 00:49:09,510 Hot in here? 343 00:49:11,084 --> 00:49:13,503 I got you smokes. 344 00:49:19,647 --> 00:49:21,951 Fruits. Tangerines. Pears. 345 00:49:22,220 --> 00:49:23,794 Juice. 346 00:49:24,716 --> 00:49:27,673 And more coins. 347 00:49:28,556 --> 00:49:30,591 I'll put them in the can. 348 00:49:53,209 --> 00:49:55,167 Speedway's fine? 349 00:49:57,932 --> 00:49:59,353 Falubaz. 350 00:50:48,735 --> 00:50:51,346 You seriously wanted to bring kids here? 351 00:50:52,460 --> 00:50:53,766 Why not? 352 00:50:59,718 --> 00:51:01,599 Hey, I was kidding. 353 00:51:13,311 --> 00:51:15,961 You have to take off your shoes. 354 00:51:29,746 --> 00:51:31,052 Wow. 355 00:51:36,697 --> 00:51:38,578 So cool... 356 00:51:46,911 --> 00:51:48,870 Nice. 357 00:52:13,753 --> 00:52:17,516 “A woman's womb will calm even the sea.” 358 00:52:18,745 --> 00:52:21,049 Or something like that. 359 00:52:21,394 --> 00:52:22,815 Ana-suromai. 360 00:52:23,698 --> 00:52:26,463 No, it's a Latin proverb. 361 00:52:27,308 --> 00:52:30,380 Ana-suromai is an ancient Egyptian ritual... 362 00:52:30,610 --> 00:52:34,796 in which women showed off their genitals. 363 00:52:37,983 --> 00:52:41,324 There was a story about when The Persians fought the Medes, 364 00:52:41,631 --> 00:52:43,628 and lost that fight. 365 00:52:45,318 --> 00:52:47,967 They were fleeing down the road. 366 00:52:48,466 --> 00:52:51,423 And suddenly ran into a row of raised skirts. 367 00:52:51,884 --> 00:52:54,418 A row of twats. 368 00:52:55,225 --> 00:52:58,220 The women lifted their skirts... 369 00:53:00,025 --> 00:53:02,521 to show their internal strength. 370 00:53:05,017 --> 00:53:07,666 The guys returned to the battlefield, 371 00:53:07,782 --> 00:53:09,702 and won the war. 372 00:53:15,500 --> 00:53:17,074 So simple. 373 00:53:27,174 --> 00:53:30,553 You're sitting in a giant cunt and you don't know that? 374 00:53:42,687 --> 00:53:44,684 You like to hide? 375 00:53:46,412 --> 00:53:48,025 To forget? 376 00:53:51,250 --> 00:53:53,670 I remember everything. 377 00:53:55,474 --> 00:53:57,510 Of course you do. 378 00:54:05,343 --> 00:54:07,340 I have this dream... 379 00:54:11,103 --> 00:54:13,945 I'm walking down a highway. Alone. 380 00:54:21,778 --> 00:54:24,274 And I am terribly tired. 381 00:54:25,734 --> 00:54:28,306 And I need to talk to someone. 382 00:54:29,074 --> 00:54:32,377 But everyone keeps on driving. Nobody stops. 383 00:54:40,633 --> 00:54:42,207 Right... 384 00:54:44,511 --> 00:54:47,199 You can't stop on a highway. 385 00:55:06,361 --> 00:55:08,934 Good girls. Keep up the pace. 386 00:55:10,086 --> 00:55:12,466 Basia, keep your knees higher. 387 00:55:15,270 --> 00:55:17,074 Carry on. 388 00:55:17,804 --> 00:55:20,185 Magda! Are you nuts? 389 00:55:20,338 --> 00:55:22,489 After your accident? No way! 390 00:55:22,681 --> 00:55:24,716 - So what should I do? - I don't know. Go to Lola. 391 00:55:24,908 --> 00:55:27,634 - If I don't train, I won't play. - So you won't. 392 00:55:27,788 --> 00:55:28,940 Damn. 393 00:55:32,703 --> 00:55:34,546 What's up? 394 00:55:35,890 --> 00:55:37,657 Something's wrong? 395 00:55:41,881 --> 00:55:43,839 Another married woman? 396 00:55:45,337 --> 00:55:47,526 That's it Magda! Understand?! 397 00:55:47,718 --> 00:55:49,791 - You are going on a regular date! - C'mon! 398 00:55:49,906 --> 00:55:52,326 No bullshit, no straight girls. 399 00:55:52,671 --> 00:55:55,820 - Bobby is the best. - Okay girls, let's pick up the poles. 400 00:55:57,548 --> 00:56:00,466 Regular, laid back, consensual FF! 401 00:56:01,119 --> 00:56:04,575 - FF? What the fuck is that? - Friends Fucking. 402 00:56:06,342 --> 00:56:08,338 Consensual. 403 00:56:09,874 --> 00:56:11,679 Fucking A! 404 00:56:11,871 --> 00:56:14,406 All right girls, let's go! 405 00:56:17,785 --> 00:56:19,244 Let's start the game. 406 00:56:22,623 --> 00:56:23,814 Good! 407 00:56:33,183 --> 00:56:36,140 - Well done! - On the left, what are you doing?! 408 00:56:52,345 --> 00:56:53,420 Hi. 409 00:56:54,150 --> 00:56:55,916 Sorry. I'm in a hurry. 410 00:56:56,799 --> 00:56:58,374 Where are you going? 411 00:56:59,410 --> 00:57:00,946 To the “Intra” Cafe. 412 00:57:04,287 --> 00:57:05,900 You know what time it is? 413 00:57:07,052 --> 00:57:08,281 No. 414 00:57:10,930 --> 00:57:14,156 Sorry, I have to say this. It's now or never. 415 00:57:20,530 --> 00:57:23,756 It went array back then at our place... 416 00:57:23,910 --> 00:57:26,290 - I told you I'm safe. - Right. 417 00:57:43,225 --> 00:57:45,913 I can't have children. 418 00:57:46,066 --> 00:57:48,178 But I really want to. 419 00:57:48,294 --> 00:57:50,982 We both do. Wojtek too. 420 00:57:54,092 --> 00:57:55,705 Excuse me. 421 00:57:58,316 --> 00:58:00,198 We've tried... 422 00:58:03,462 --> 00:58:05,305 Fertility treatment. 423 00:58:05,497 --> 00:58:06,879 In vitro. 424 00:58:07,263 --> 00:58:08,684 In vitro twice. 425 00:58:08,914 --> 00:58:11,410 You want to adopt me? 426 00:58:16,978 --> 00:58:18,937 You don't. 427 00:58:19,090 --> 00:58:22,239 We want you to give birth to our child. 428 00:58:25,081 --> 00:58:27,462 Not for free, of course... 429 00:58:31,494 --> 00:58:34,604 It takes a year and we'd pay you a lot of money. 430 00:58:35,833 --> 00:58:38,866 Wait. You won't have to sleep with Wojtek. 431 00:58:38,982 --> 00:58:41,286 That's not how it works. Let me explain. 432 00:58:41,478 --> 00:58:43,206 People do it. It's... 433 00:58:43,974 --> 00:58:45,778 You're fucked up! 434 00:58:46,431 --> 00:58:48,658 - I don't give a fuck about your... - Wait a sec. 435 00:58:48,812 --> 00:58:50,809 ...or Wojtek's kid. 436 00:58:53,958 --> 00:58:56,146 Slam the door on your way out. 437 00:59:11,737 --> 00:59:13,465 You are not my date. 438 00:59:13,542 --> 00:59:16,383 - Wait. - Whatever. I'm too early anyways. 439 00:59:16,806 --> 00:59:19,916 - What's your poison? - The usual. 440 00:59:27,058 --> 00:59:28,978 What does he look like? Handsome? 441 00:59:30,399 --> 00:59:33,702 Hair ― platinium. Eyes ― Shane. Looking for love. No car. 442 00:59:34,892 --> 00:59:37,388 Assuming he knows what you look like? 443 00:59:37,426 --> 00:59:39,078 SHE. 444 00:59:58,777 --> 01:00:01,196 Why did you pick me? 445 01:00:01,657 --> 01:00:04,306 Because you are very pretty. 446 01:00:05,727 --> 01:00:08,799 We got to liking you... 447 01:00:12,025 --> 01:00:15,980 - Wojtek likes you a lot. - Looks like you like me a lot. 448 01:00:24,966 --> 01:00:28,038 And you've never been with a guy? 449 01:00:28,422 --> 01:00:30,188 Sorry. 450 01:00:32,070 --> 01:00:33,490 Hold it. 451 01:00:42,975 --> 01:00:46,354 - Nikita 18? - I beg your pardon? 452 01:00:46,930 --> 01:00:48,966 Nikita? 453 01:00:49,772 --> 01:00:52,729 No. I mean... 454 01:00:53,458 --> 01:00:56,607 - You look... - Oh dear... 455 01:00:58,143 --> 01:01:01,138 - I like it natural. - I don't think I do. 456 01:01:01,215 --> 01:01:03,289 - Toys? - No... 457 01:01:04,633 --> 01:01:06,706 I'm sorry. 458 01:01:07,474 --> 01:01:11,391 - Your friend ― plays for the same team? - What team? 459 01:01:12,428 --> 01:01:15,807 I'm sorry Ma'am, there's been a misunderstanding. 460 01:01:16,537 --> 01:01:18,726 - Come. - Forgive me. 461 01:01:26,098 --> 01:01:28,210 - This is Nina. - Hi. 462 01:01:40,191 --> 01:01:42,073 Ada's out? 463 01:01:43,417 --> 01:01:46,105 - Bobby says thanks. - Who? 464 01:01:46,604 --> 01:01:48,370 I should apologize. 465 01:01:59,545 --> 01:02:01,196 Thank you. 466 01:02:25,234 --> 01:02:28,345 - Loud, huh? - Come. I'll show you something. 467 01:02:59,948 --> 01:03:02,060 This is all Lola. 468 01:03:12,274 --> 01:03:16,460 Lisbon, Portugal, Australia? Would you go? 469 01:03:18,034 --> 01:03:20,838 - No. - And where would you go? 470 01:03:21,721 --> 01:03:24,639 I dunno. 471 01:03:24,754 --> 01:03:28,556 And if you had all the money in the world? Then where would you go? 472 01:03:29,132 --> 01:03:31,206 My mom's in Silesia. 473 01:03:34,047 --> 01:03:37,158 - Where do you work? - At the airport. 474 01:03:38,310 --> 01:03:40,230 What? 475 01:03:41,612 --> 01:03:43,839 Silly you. 476 01:03:43,954 --> 01:03:48,102 - Get me a ticket to Bali in July. - Okay. 477 01:03:48,370 --> 01:03:51,481 Flying alone? 478 01:03:53,631 --> 01:03:56,588 So it seems. 479 01:03:56,934 --> 01:04:00,006 I'm afraid of flying you know. 480 01:04:00,966 --> 01:04:04,038 You'd have to hold my hand. 481 01:05:03,135 --> 01:05:06,822 - Cool chicks, such a waste. - Fuck off. 482 01:05:09,164 --> 01:05:11,391 Change of guards? 483 01:05:16,575 --> 01:05:17,996 Go with them. 484 01:05:30,553 --> 01:05:32,703 - Quit it. - Boys! 485 01:05:41,305 --> 01:05:43,647 Just don't slip in these loafers. 486 01:05:54,054 --> 01:05:56,089 I'm back. 487 01:06:00,582 --> 01:06:03,730 Watch out, or I'll get mad. 488 01:06:08,185 --> 01:06:11,142 - Won't you ask me where I was? - Where were you? 489 01:06:13,599 --> 01:06:15,558 Here and there. 490 01:06:16,364 --> 01:06:19,974 I danced. Talked a bit. 491 01:06:23,814 --> 01:06:26,617 But mostly I danced. 492 01:06:30,380 --> 01:06:32,684 I talked to her. 493 01:06:34,028 --> 01:06:37,484 All the women were looking at her. 494 01:06:39,980 --> 01:06:42,015 At me too. 495 01:06:46,124 --> 01:06:49,234 'Cause she's very pretty. 496 01:06:53,650 --> 01:06:56,569 Too bad you don't always inherit beauty. 497 01:06:58,681 --> 01:07:01,330 Did you convince her? 498 01:07:05,170 --> 01:07:08,703 What if we just adopt some Nigerian baby? 499 01:07:15,999 --> 01:07:19,378 - What if you come to bed? - C'mon... 500 01:07:21,490 --> 01:07:25,138 - I'll have some more wine. - Come to bed. 501 01:07:25,215 --> 01:07:27,058 Don't talk to me like this. 502 01:07:28,710 --> 01:07:31,705 And don't tell me I'm drunk. Because I'm not. 503 01:07:32,588 --> 01:07:35,199 I just want to talk. 504 01:07:36,697 --> 01:07:40,153 Red to the right, dry to the left. 505 01:07:46,143 --> 01:07:49,138 I made a vow. In sickness and in health... 506 01:07:54,898 --> 01:07:57,548 ...and... wait... I forgot. 507 01:07:59,814 --> 01:08:01,926 In love. 508 01:08:05,420 --> 01:08:08,607 I almost forgot. I don't love you anymore. 509 01:08:27,308 --> 01:08:29,190 Now, that's good. 510 01:08:29,343 --> 01:08:31,378 Here's the florist. 511 01:08:32,454 --> 01:08:34,297 And here's my card. 512 01:08:34,604 --> 01:08:36,870 - But? - Don't mention it. 513 01:08:38,905 --> 01:08:41,209 That's nice, no? 514 01:08:41,593 --> 01:08:45,164 So the main table's going to be here. 515 01:08:45,356 --> 01:08:48,582 You and Tomek, me and dad... 516 01:08:51,039 --> 01:08:53,343 What about Wojtek's dad? 517 01:08:53,958 --> 01:08:58,604 Whatever. He can sit next to Wojtek. You two don't have to sit together. 518 01:08:58,796 --> 01:09:02,790 Keep in mind that Agnieszka and Robert should sit separately. 519 01:09:03,250 --> 01:09:06,207 Children need an extra table too. 520 01:09:06,361 --> 01:09:08,511 And for the school staff. 521 01:09:08,626 --> 01:09:12,889 Let's separate everyone. Couples don't need to be together either. 522 01:09:13,350 --> 01:09:16,498 - You think? - Your boobs got bigger... 523 01:09:18,956 --> 01:09:21,337 Girls! How many children? 524 01:09:21,913 --> 01:09:23,718 Your three... 525 01:09:25,906 --> 01:09:28,748 - Helen, Sara, Lucy's... - Six. 526 01:09:29,209 --> 01:09:34,009 - Six. - We can squeeze them at one table. 527 01:09:36,351 --> 01:09:39,193 - Excuse me ma'am! - Ma'am... 528 01:09:46,834 --> 01:09:49,945 - You're going to love it. - I know. 529 01:09:50,098 --> 01:09:52,479 How are you holding up? 530 01:09:53,631 --> 01:09:55,474 I'm managing. 531 01:10:05,036 --> 01:10:06,879 And you? 532 01:10:07,417 --> 01:10:10,450 I'm happy to have that behind me. 533 01:10:17,132 --> 01:10:21,433 We had this idea... but it didn't work out. 534 01:10:25,196 --> 01:10:29,420 - You didn't like her? - It doesn't work like that. 535 01:10:33,644 --> 01:10:36,294 She's gay. 536 01:10:36,831 --> 01:10:40,172 - Crazy... - How? 537 01:10:42,092 --> 01:10:44,089 How gay? 538 01:10:45,318 --> 01:10:48,159 - How gay? - How masculine? 539 01:10:48,658 --> 01:10:51,846 She's not masculine... 540 01:10:55,993 --> 01:10:59,103 Something like Wojtek. 541 01:11:00,486 --> 01:11:02,790 You're stupid. 542 01:11:10,854 --> 01:11:12,927 What defines... 543 01:11:13,004 --> 01:11:15,769 our identity? 544 01:11:21,721 --> 01:11:23,257 Marysia... 545 01:11:24,255 --> 01:11:27,212 - Who are you? - Myself. 546 01:11:29,094 --> 01:11:30,822 Good. 547 01:11:31,743 --> 01:11:34,086 Who would you like to be? 548 01:11:36,466 --> 01:11:39,039 Pretty. I want to be pretty. 549 01:11:41,420 --> 01:11:44,607 - I want to be beautiful. - I want to be beautiful. 550 01:11:44,799 --> 01:11:46,719 Beauty. 551 01:11:47,526 --> 01:11:50,521 Does beauty define our identity? 552 01:11:52,326 --> 01:11:55,244 - And you, Karolina? - Fanfic heroine. 553 01:11:55,551 --> 01:11:58,892 - Excuse me?- An actress. My dream. 554 01:11:59,314 --> 01:12:01,158 Our dreams. 555 01:12:01,503 --> 01:12:03,346 The dream. Gender: masculine. 556 01:12:04,345 --> 01:12:07,378 - I dream to have two million. - He dreams to be a millionaire. 557 01:12:07,801 --> 01:12:11,679 - I need a different chick every day. - Jesus Michal. 558 01:12:11,871 --> 01:12:15,903 My dad left my mom for a masseuse because he dreamed of big tits... 559 01:12:16,134 --> 01:12:18,937 The need. Gender: masculine. 560 01:12:19,014 --> 01:12:23,468 - He simply had such a need. - No. He was a coward and scrammed. 561 01:12:24,812 --> 01:12:26,694 Fled. 562 01:12:30,188 --> 01:12:33,145 Escape. Gender: feminine. 563 01:12:33,298 --> 01:12:37,484 But why did she leave him in the film, since he was so sweet? 564 01:12:38,636 --> 01:12:40,364 Like my Mateusz. 565 01:12:41,554 --> 01:12:43,167 Because of his sweet ride. 566 01:12:43,513 --> 01:12:45,855 And he was a film producer. 567 01:12:48,121 --> 01:12:52,575 Would the heroes of “The Contempt” Paul and Camille split... 568 01:12:53,612 --> 01:12:59,372 If Michel Piccoli did not put Brigitte Bardot in the producer's car? 569 01:13:12,850 --> 01:13:15,654 I'm here for the school invoice. 570 01:13:15,846 --> 01:13:19,993 - Delivery on the 25th? - Of course. 571 01:13:23,871 --> 01:13:27,903 I'm looking for a plant that doesn't need watering. 572 01:13:28,057 --> 01:13:30,898 A cactus? 573 01:13:33,279 --> 01:13:37,887 Not all plants need watering but all require talking to. 574 01:13:52,978 --> 01:13:54,745 Hi. 575 01:18:17,670 --> 01:18:21,970 - Never? - Never ever. 576 01:18:24,006 --> 01:18:26,463 Never? 577 01:18:29,766 --> 01:18:31,954 Never. 578 01:18:32,454 --> 01:18:34,719 First time. 579 01:18:36,063 --> 01:18:38,636 Not even a candy? 580 01:18:38,751 --> 01:18:41,055 Especially not a candy. 581 01:18:42,054 --> 01:18:45,279 I always steal candy from stores. 582 01:18:45,894 --> 01:18:48,159 - Really? - Yep. 583 01:18:57,298 --> 01:18:59,526 It's hot in here. 584 01:19:57,087 --> 01:19:58,930 Hi. 585 01:20:00,620 --> 01:20:02,847 I broke the flower. 586 01:20:05,113 --> 01:20:08,607 I waited at the school. You okay? 587 01:21:18,111 --> 01:21:19,340 Hey... 588 01:21:24,908 --> 01:21:27,519 It's ready. Wojtek will give you the keys. 589 01:21:27,865 --> 01:21:29,170 Thanks. 590 01:21:37,542 --> 01:21:39,423 Here. 591 01:21:40,268 --> 01:21:43,033 I don't want to see you ever again. 592 01:21:45,375 --> 01:21:47,986 - Take care. - Thanks. 593 01:21:50,905 --> 01:21:53,439 Be careful. 594 01:22:28,959 --> 01:22:31,801 Change is good. I'll get you a new place. 595 01:22:41,401 --> 01:22:45,279 Remember? I begged you to leave mom when I was a kid. 596 01:22:48,582 --> 01:22:52,422 Staying together for kids makes no sense. 597 01:22:53,074 --> 01:22:55,340 Children can sense it. 598 01:22:58,681 --> 01:23:01,945 I wouldn't have gotten mad if you guys had split. 599 01:23:17,574 --> 01:23:19,225 Fuck... 600 01:23:24,063 --> 01:23:26,022 Nina says hi. 601 01:23:26,214 --> 01:23:28,057 She wanted to come, but... 602 01:23:28,863 --> 01:23:31,974 Malvina, her younger sister, is getting hitched. 603 01:23:34,047 --> 01:23:36,121 She's the funny one. 604 01:23:36,159 --> 01:23:38,809 And Nina is turning into her mother. 605 01:23:41,574 --> 01:23:43,954 And ours, you know. 606 01:23:45,375 --> 01:23:48,102 Like I married our mom. 607 01:23:54,399 --> 01:23:57,433 Soon I'll stop talking ― like you. 608 01:24:02,156 --> 01:24:04,498 I thought she'd be helpless without me. 609 01:24:07,417 --> 01:24:09,798 That she'd fall apart. 610 01:24:20,742 --> 01:24:22,239 Dad... 611 01:24:30,265 --> 01:24:31,570 Yeees? 612 01:24:31,839 --> 01:24:33,951 Is the headmistress in? 613 01:24:37,906 --> 01:24:39,673 I'm sorry. 614 01:24:56,761 --> 01:24:58,527 Wait... 615 01:24:58,566 --> 01:25:00,601 Wait! I can't. 616 01:25:02,444 --> 01:25:05,324 Wait for me outside. 617 01:25:05,401 --> 01:25:07,359 I need to drop off the keys. 618 01:25:09,049 --> 01:25:10,662 Please? 619 01:25:46,834 --> 01:25:48,102 Wait. 620 01:25:52,671 --> 01:25:53,862 Wait. 621 01:25:56,818 --> 01:25:58,700 Wait... 622 01:26:00,466 --> 01:26:01,734 Sorry! 623 01:26:02,655 --> 01:26:03,692 I'm sorry... 624 01:27:08,972 --> 01:27:10,700 I'm going crazy. 625 01:27:27,289 --> 01:27:29,516 Craaaaaazy! 626 01:31:09,932 --> 01:31:11,046 So now what? 627 01:31:16,844 --> 01:31:18,879 You'll invite her... 628 01:31:20,070 --> 01:31:21,836 for dinner? 629 01:31:23,180 --> 01:31:24,946 To your mom's? 630 01:31:30,514 --> 01:31:32,972 Introduce her? Magda, my girlfriend? 631 01:31:39,807 --> 01:31:42,188 Share the news at school? 632 01:31:48,678 --> 01:31:51,519 Of course, that's so French of you. 633 01:32:03,078 --> 01:32:05,266 Will you live together? 634 01:32:12,178 --> 01:32:15,135 Will she inherit half the apartment? 635 01:32:27,039 --> 01:32:29,497 I'm all for the rainbow. 636 01:32:29,804 --> 01:32:32,338 You know I am. 637 01:32:38,828 --> 01:32:41,286 Get yourself together. Talk to someone. 638 01:32:41,324 --> 01:32:43,897 Your mother, a doctor, someone smart, I don't know. 639 01:32:44,511 --> 01:32:46,969 I'm moving out for a week or so. 640 01:32:48,697 --> 01:32:50,386 To the garage. 641 01:32:53,919 --> 01:32:55,993 Call me... 642 01:33:01,561 --> 01:33:03,673 when you want to talk. 643 01:33:26,329 --> 01:33:28,210 We're teething, aren't we? 644 01:33:30,054 --> 01:33:33,548 - Honey, cardamom? - Cilantro. 645 01:33:34,854 --> 01:33:37,657 - Did you go to that boylesque? - Nah. 646 01:33:37,695 --> 01:33:41,919 - I'd rather go to Castorama. - Home improvement? 647 01:33:42,073 --> 01:33:43,225 No. 648 01:33:43,916 --> 01:33:46,374 Miecka and Bubbles are not getting along. 649 01:33:46,566 --> 01:33:50,521 - It's their cats. - Kitty, where's the mortar? 650 01:33:54,207 --> 01:33:56,089 Hey buddy. 651 01:33:56,204 --> 01:33:59,314 They have separate rooms, but the door is missing. 652 01:34:01,964 --> 01:34:05,305 One, two, three, four, five, six, and the horse is ours. 653 01:34:05,382 --> 01:34:08,031 - Now we get the six! - Great. 654 01:34:09,798 --> 01:34:12,870 - You're a teacher, right? - High school. 655 01:34:13,177 --> 01:34:16,479 There's still not enough cool schools. 656 01:34:18,054 --> 01:34:21,318 What do you tell in kindergarden? 657 01:34:21,394 --> 01:34:23,353 The truth. 658 01:34:36,217 --> 01:34:38,290 Can you see my feet? 659 01:34:38,713 --> 01:34:40,441 Do you like them? 660 01:34:43,782 --> 01:34:45,241 Sure. 661 01:34:54,649 --> 01:34:56,300 And my ankles? 662 01:35:05,247 --> 01:35:06,860 And my knees? 663 01:35:08,012 --> 01:35:10,086 Do you like my knees? 664 01:35:11,852 --> 01:35:13,503 Answer me. 665 01:35:14,732 --> 01:35:16,767 I like them. 666 01:35:21,529 --> 01:35:23,794 They're very bony. 667 01:35:23,948 --> 01:35:25,868 Don't be silly. 668 01:35:36,390 --> 01:35:38,617 What about my back? 669 01:35:40,306 --> 01:35:43,225 And my face? Do you like my face? 670 01:35:44,876 --> 01:35:46,758 Such small ears. 671 01:35:49,177 --> 01:35:51,097 You have beautiful ears. 672 01:35:51,250 --> 01:35:53,900 But all of it. Eyes, lips, nose... 673 01:35:57,356 --> 01:35:58,662 Yes. 674 01:36:06,726 --> 01:36:10,066 It means that you love me entirely. 675 01:36:18,130 --> 01:36:19,359 Fuck. 676 01:36:24,889 --> 01:36:26,809 Who is it? 677 01:36:39,865 --> 01:36:41,785 From the club or off the internet? 678 01:36:41,900 --> 01:36:43,743 I told you not to come back... 679 01:36:45,087 --> 01:36:51,346 New piece of ass? It wouldn't be the first one. 680 01:36:52,383 --> 01:36:53,497 Fuck! 681 01:36:54,572 --> 01:36:55,916 I'm sorry! 682 01:36:58,220 --> 01:36:59,026 Ada. 683 01:36:59,218 --> 01:37:00,908 Nina. I'm sorry. 684 01:37:07,436 --> 01:37:08,588 A drink? 685 01:37:09,279 --> 01:37:10,815 Excuse me. 686 01:37:11,737 --> 01:37:13,542 Nina. Wait a minute. 687 01:37:14,886 --> 01:37:16,114 Please... 688 01:37:17,458 --> 01:37:18,458 What? 689 01:37:19,686 --> 01:37:21,529 The others left on time. 690 01:37:24,102 --> 01:37:25,983 - Nina. I'm sorry. - No, no, no. 691 01:37:28,210 --> 01:37:30,438 Nina. Please stay. 692 01:37:31,398 --> 01:37:33,663 Shit. What did you do with my phone? 693 01:37:34,546 --> 01:37:36,121 Nina! Wait! 694 01:37:38,079 --> 01:37:40,652 I'm sorry! I didn't have a chance to tell her! 695 01:37:40,844 --> 01:37:44,454 You don't have to explain anything. It's none of my business. 696 01:37:45,414 --> 01:37:46,873 Nina! Wait! 697 01:37:47,641 --> 01:37:50,022 - I'm sorry! I'm sorry! - Let me go! 698 01:37:54,399 --> 01:37:56,934 - I have my own life to live. - I'm sorry. 699 01:38:25,542 --> 01:38:26,886 Go away. 700 01:38:30,841 --> 01:38:32,761 Stop it. Just leave. 701 01:39:17,151 --> 01:39:20,607 “I love you. I love you.” 702 01:40:31,878 --> 01:40:34,527 - Hey. - Hey. 703 01:40:35,180 --> 01:40:39,097 You know you forgot to pay for the flowers. 704 01:40:47,967 --> 01:40:50,809 I kept calling you. 705 01:40:51,154 --> 01:40:54,034 I even tried to reach Wojtek. 706 01:40:58,988 --> 01:41:02,290 I fell in love. 707 01:41:05,593 --> 01:41:07,820 I'm so fucked up. 708 01:41:08,012 --> 01:41:11,353 - With whom? - Messed up. 709 01:41:12,428 --> 01:41:15,231 With a student? 710 01:41:24,140 --> 01:41:26,713 The surrogate... 711 01:41:41,382 --> 01:41:44,914 I fell in love with my surrogate. 712 01:42:12,217 --> 01:42:14,943 Come on. You're suddenly in love with a girl? 713 01:42:15,135 --> 01:42:17,746 Sometimes she looks like a boy. 714 01:42:18,284 --> 01:42:20,934 I fell in love with a person. 715 01:42:21,087 --> 01:42:24,543 - So you're bisexual. - Jesus! Right now I'm Magda-sexual. 716 01:44:05,190 --> 01:44:07,532 One beer, one vodka, please. 717 01:44:12,294 --> 01:44:13,945 Keep the change. 718 01:44:23,007 --> 01:44:25,350 She could have smaller tits. 719 01:44:25,772 --> 01:44:27,884 You're being difficult. 720 01:44:29,804 --> 01:44:31,839 There's nothing wrong with her tits. 721 01:44:32,799 --> 01:44:34,873 They could be smaller, that's all. 722 01:44:35,372 --> 01:44:37,714 Gentleman, you are absolutely right! 723 01:44:37,983 --> 01:44:40,018 - Good evening. - Hello. 724 01:44:41,170 --> 01:44:43,206 My friend didn't mean it. 725 01:44:43,398 --> 01:44:46,239 Please. I know exactly what your friend meant. 726 01:44:53,766 --> 01:44:55,378 Right. 727 01:44:56,684 --> 01:44:59,065 - May I? - Absolutely! Go ahead. 728 01:44:59,871 --> 01:45:01,945 - Magda. - Eryk. 729 01:45:02,137 --> 01:45:04,210 Maciek. I'm kidding... 730 01:45:06,514 --> 01:45:08,434 - Szymon. - Bogdan, hi. 731 01:45:08,588 --> 01:45:10,009 Jedrek. 732 01:45:10,508 --> 01:45:11,775 Indi. 733 01:45:15,961 --> 01:45:17,535 I have an eye for those things. 734 01:45:17,766 --> 01:45:18,766 Just an eye. 735 01:45:19,033 --> 01:45:20,646 Just women. 736 01:45:21,798 --> 01:45:23,026 Nice. 737 01:45:23,142 --> 01:45:25,906 But tonight I've decided to sleep with a guy. 738 01:45:26,406 --> 01:45:27,558 Just this once. 739 01:45:27,711 --> 01:45:28,863 First and last. 740 01:45:29,055 --> 01:45:30,668 - Fucking A. - Black Friday sales! 741 01:45:30,898 --> 01:45:32,511 You should know I'm best hung. 742 01:45:32,665 --> 01:45:34,354 But I'm serious. 743 01:45:35,199 --> 01:45:36,505 So gentlemen? 744 01:45:36,658 --> 01:45:38,425 Should we draw straws? 745 01:45:38,578 --> 01:45:39,807 Don't count when you're drunk. 746 01:45:39,999 --> 01:45:41,420 Wait a second. 747 01:45:41,535 --> 01:45:43,378 My game, my rules. 748 01:45:43,839 --> 01:45:45,298 We'll chat, have a drink together... 749 01:45:46,527 --> 01:45:48,025 Then I'll tell you who the winner is. 750 01:45:48,178 --> 01:45:49,178 Up for it? 751 01:45:49,330 --> 01:45:50,636 With pleasure. 752 01:45:50,866 --> 01:45:52,556 My first girlfriend was a lesbian. 753 01:45:53,516 --> 01:45:54,591 Which one? 754 01:45:55,474 --> 01:45:56,511 Which one you think? 755 01:45:56,742 --> 01:45:57,778 Hela? 756 01:45:57,970 --> 01:45:59,007 Hela! Third grade! 757 01:45:59,161 --> 01:46:01,426 - No shit! - You never said! 758 01:46:01,657 --> 01:46:03,001 She was never a lesbian. 759 01:46:03,154 --> 01:46:04,921 Was and is! 760 01:46:05,036 --> 01:46:07,036 She leaves in New York with a Brazilian girlfriend, 761 01:46:07,110 --> 01:46:08,492 and a golden retriever. 762 01:46:08,646 --> 01:46:10,105 I'll write about this night. 763 01:46:10,182 --> 01:46:11,794 How can you keep a dog in New York? 764 01:46:11,871 --> 01:46:12,884 And that's what's bugging you? 765 01:46:12,908 --> 01:46:14,713 Anyway, I have some experience. 766 01:46:15,481 --> 01:46:16,556 So do I. 767 01:46:16,940 --> 01:46:18,975 - And three kids. - That I don't have. 768 01:46:19,513 --> 01:46:21,164 Lots of business trips? 769 01:46:23,430 --> 01:46:25,695 - Just in case, I'm out. - Why? 770 01:46:26,041 --> 01:46:27,462 Ask his boyfriend. 771 01:46:27,999 --> 01:46:30,150 - What? - You didn't know? 772 01:46:30,687 --> 01:46:32,070 Better late than never. 773 01:46:32,185 --> 01:46:34,450 Guys. Which one of you also has kids? 774 01:46:35,180 --> 01:46:36,180 No? 775 01:46:36,716 --> 01:46:38,290 You never said! 776 01:46:38,598 --> 01:46:40,594 My first girlfriend in college. 777 01:46:40,940 --> 01:46:42,937 The little man in seven. 778 01:46:44,511 --> 01:46:45,625 I'll show you. 779 01:46:46,930 --> 01:46:48,889 Michael. After my first love. 780 01:46:51,654 --> 01:46:53,497 He looks exactly like you. 781 01:46:57,721 --> 01:47:00,908 Excuse me guys. Couldn't help but overhear. Can I join in? 782 01:47:01,254 --> 01:47:02,598 Sure thing. 783 01:47:02,790 --> 01:47:04,902 I'm sure I'm smaller than you. 784 01:47:04,978 --> 01:47:07,167 - I'm Wojtek by the way. - Hi Wojtek. 785 01:47:10,431 --> 01:47:12,697 What's your story? 786 01:47:12,812 --> 01:47:13,887 I'm quite a fixer... 787 01:47:14,271 --> 01:47:16,844 - No surprises... - With what? 788 01:47:16,921 --> 01:47:19,839 After nine months. I can't have children. 789 01:47:23,372 --> 01:47:24,985 Hush gentlemen. 790 01:47:25,215 --> 01:47:26,790 Attention. 791 01:47:27,289 --> 01:47:28,518 Me? 792 01:47:30,898 --> 01:47:31,935 Oh no... 793 01:47:37,388 --> 01:47:39,193 Sorry guys. 794 01:47:44,377 --> 01:47:46,758 - You know him? - Hey! 795 01:47:46,950 --> 01:47:49,023 Take it easy. 796 01:49:12,274 --> 01:49:14,233 Magda... 797 01:49:16,767 --> 01:49:19,186 - Wake up! - What? 798 01:49:19,378 --> 01:49:21,913 How many times did you do it? 799 01:49:22,105 --> 01:49:24,908 I'm asking you. How many times? 800 01:49:27,826 --> 01:49:28,940 Tell me! 801 01:49:29,055 --> 01:49:30,783 - Let me go. - How many? 802 01:49:31,167 --> 01:49:33,279 - Where you laughing at me? - Let go. 803 01:49:33,433 --> 01:49:35,276 - Making fun? - Let go. 804 01:49:35,506 --> 01:49:37,580 Did she say I have a small one? 805 01:49:38,118 --> 01:49:39,846 That I'm small? 806 01:49:40,114 --> 01:49:41,612 What are you doing? 807 01:49:45,951 --> 01:49:47,410 Stop it. Stop. 808 01:50:32,991 --> 01:50:34,796 What are you doing? 809 01:50:36,178 --> 01:50:37,791 Quit it. Please. 810 01:50:38,559 --> 01:50:40,940 That's what you wanted? Right? 811 01:50:41,516 --> 01:50:43,167 Magda, don't. 812 01:50:45,279 --> 01:50:48,582 Maybe she wants a child, just not with you. 813 01:51:03,327 --> 01:51:05,055 Wait, wait? 814 01:54:46,278 --> 01:54:48,274 Come. 815 01:55:04,633 --> 01:55:06,284 Get out. 816 01:55:12,505 --> 01:55:14,194 Get out! 817 01:56:23,046 --> 01:56:25,388 You're wearing red socks?