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We there yet?
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No...
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you impatient cunt.
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So what's the surprise?
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Not telling.
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Why not?
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'Cause it's a fucking surprise.
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That's the whole point of a surprise.
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You don't tell the other
person 'cause then it just...
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it ruins the surprise.
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But I don't like surprises.
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Well, you'll fucking like this one.
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- Yeah, we'll see.
- You'll like this one.
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Yeah, we'll see.
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Look the other way.
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I didn't come out this far
for you to fuck it up.
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Close your eyes. Look the other way.
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This better be fucking
good, mate, I tell you.
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Just close your eyes.
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They're closed.
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Put your hands out.
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Get fucked.
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- Hey?
- Fuck off.
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Hey, you like surprises now, hey?
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- That's a Sterling.
- No, that's a Patchett.
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Patchett?
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Better than a Sterling.
Better than the Sten.
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Pretty much won us World War II
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and it'll blow your fucking head off.
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What are you doing with them?
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Gonna make some fruit salad.
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Stay.
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Stay too.
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You ready?
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This is it, mate.
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Merry fucking Christmas.
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All right, I've got another one for you.
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Yeah.
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Would you rather have
great sex or great food?
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- Great food.
- Oh, that's boring.
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Well, you gotta eat.
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Yeah, but if you're going
to have the great food,
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then you gotta have bad sex.
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What's bad sex?
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Oh, that's the sex I have with you.
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Oh... very funny.
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All right, if you're gonna
have the great food,
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then you've gotta have...
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bad sex with like some
stinky, crusty old granny.
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I'll have the great sex, then.
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Okay, but then you're
gonna have the bad food.
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What's bad food?
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I don't know. What's a
food you don't like?
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Sandwiches.
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What do you... who
doesn't like sandwiches?
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- I don't fucking like sandwiches.
- What do you mean?
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I mean, toasted's all right
but not fucking raw ones.
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Well, what is a raw sandwich?
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Well, not toasted.
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A bit of bread with some shit in it.
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Yeah, all right, fine. Okay...
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If you're gonna have the great sex then
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you have to eat raw sandwiches
for the rest of forever.
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How about I eat the sandwiches
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while I'm having the great sex?
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Yeah, if you want. Sure, why not?
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All right, I'll do that then.
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Won't even notice.
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Bobby.
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- How you doing?
- Hey.
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- How you doing?
- Yeah, good.
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- Ray, Davros.
- How you going, mate?
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So, Ray...
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did Freddy explain why
I wanted to see you?
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Yeah.
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So how is your friend?
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- He's been better.
- Yeah?
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Right.
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I heard he was in a coma.
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That's the way it goes, eh?
No hard feelings.
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Well, I'm afraid there
are hard feelings.
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Quite a lot of hard feelings, actually.
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Are there?
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That's why we're having this chat.
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You can't go around bashing my guys.
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But your guys can go around
bashing my friends, can they?
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Look, we had no idea you were friends
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with the guy that got bashed.
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I know you and Freddy are friends.
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And out of respect for Freddy,
my guys wouldn't have done
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what they did had they known.
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If they did...
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I would have put them
in the hospital myself.
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Did you know Freddy and I are family?
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He does now.
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He does now.
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Good.
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Well...
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we all know where we stand now, so...
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we're good.
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Right?
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Come on. Get up.
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Get up there.
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In the future...
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if there is a problem...
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you won't go off half cocked.
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You just keep your guys
in line, mate, okay?
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And then I won't have to do it for you.
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Nice to meet you.
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Jesus Christ.
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Don't even think about it.
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Trust me. Don't even think about it.
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Pass it to me!
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Go, go, go. Keep it moving.
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Come out, come out.
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Bella, Bella, over here.
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Hey, Britt. Brittany.
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Corey.
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But even though there are lots
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of different types of stag beetles,
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many are facing a loss of
habitat that is threatening...
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- What's that?
- Bug Versus Bug.
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I'm obsessed with it.
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Last night they had two spiders.
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They had this like, jumping spider
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and this spitting spider.
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And the jumping spider, he
attacks the other one...
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- and jumps on him, but he misses.
- Mm.
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And the spitting spider,
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he then shoots out this kind of like...
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What are these idiots doing?
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Having a good old fucking chit-chat.
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Oh, fuck, here we go.
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- What's your problem, dick head?
- What's my problem...
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- Ah!
- I'll fucking give you one of those,
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- you fucking little turd.
- Ray!
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Yeah, you better run,
you fucking cocksucker.
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Hey? Hey?
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Ah!
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Yeah, fucking run, you little bitch.
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- What?
- What the fuck?
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Just get in the car, love. Get in.
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You want a cuppa?
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Uh, yeah, sure.
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Hey, can we talk?
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Yeah, what's up?
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What happened today with those guys...
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it's kind of really bothering me.
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Mm.
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Um...
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I mean, I know they were
being assholes but...
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Mm.
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Like, you were really violent...
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and it bothers me.
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What was I supposed to do?
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I just...
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feel like you could have...
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you could have at least
tried to talk to the guy,
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you know?
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Maybe tried to...
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defuse the situation.
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Yeah.
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That would have given his partner
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time to get out of the car.
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And then I'm dealing with two
assholes instead of one.
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I mean, one on one...
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yeah, sure. But, uh...
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two on one, it's just too risky.
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And you were there, I don't
want you getting hurt, so...
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Sure. Right, yeah.
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Okay?
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Yep.
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Yeah, well, thank you, Max. Thank you.
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Um...
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Ray.
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How many, uh...
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how many people, if you had to guess,
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how many people would you
say that you've assaulted?
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Heaps.
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And how do you feel about that?
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Fine. They had it coming, so...
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And what did they do?
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Oh, it depends. Uh...
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I mean, I'm pretty big
on, just respect, so...
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like, if you respect me, I respect you.
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You know, if you don't,
we got a problem.
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Well, let's talk about
the most recent assault.
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The one with the two youths.
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No, well, I only bashed one of them...
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and um...
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they weren't youths. They
were, like, in their 20s.
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Well, let's call them young men then.
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Ah, yeah, so...
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I was walking down the street
with me daughter and...
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these two guys come
along, bumped into her,
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and she had an ice cream, and...
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you know, dropped her ice cream and...
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So you assaulted him?
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Well...
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no, they started... then
they started swearing...
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and she's only eight, so...
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So you bashed him...
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while your daughter was
just standing there?
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No, not while she was standing there.
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I bashed him later.
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Okay, well, how did you feel afterwards?
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After it was... after it all happened?
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Fine.
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Do you enjoy hitting people?
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I wouldn't say I enjoy hitting people.
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You know, if I hit somebody
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I generally got a pretty good reason.
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And you think you had a good reason?
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Didn't I just say that?
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So can you remind me again
what that reason was?
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Well, they were being assholes.
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The world is full of assholes, Ray,
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you do realize that?
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Yeah and you know why?
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Why?
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'Cause people let them get away with it.
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See, if you were in jail, right?
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And you fucked with somebody,
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you disrespect somebody,
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you can end up dead.
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There's consequences.
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But out here in the real world...
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There's no consequences.
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Right?
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So next time these two pricks
are walking down the street
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and they start thinking,
"Oh, we might go
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and fuck with somebody."
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They're gonna think twice about it...
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which is good for everybody.
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So in your mind...
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you've done society a favor.
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Yeah.
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Well, I guess on behalf of society,
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I should say thank you.
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Steve, how are, uh...
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how're things at home
since we last spoke?
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- Here you go.
- It's about time.
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Oh, sorry.
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- Hey.
- Bruce, Ally.
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Gidday, mate.
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- Nice to meet you.
- How you going, love?
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Yeah, good. Good, thanks.
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Britt, you wanna...
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- Hi.
- Hello, Brittany.
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- I'm Ally.
- Nice to meet you.
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Nice to meet you too.
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Your dad tells me you're
a bit of a legend
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- on the netball court.
- I'm okay.
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Okay? I'm sure you're better than okay.
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Do you wanna come see my room?
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Sure, I'd love to. Lead the way.
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- It's over here.
- Okay.
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Top shelf.
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How'd she end up with you?
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- She must be desperate.
- Mm-hmm.
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- Did you do that?
- Yeah.
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That is awesome.
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- This is Patrick.
- Oh, hello, Patrick.
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Oh, he's got a lovely mane.
He's very beautiful.
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Are you gonna marry my dad?
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Um...
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Uh...
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Do you know what?
Actually, I don't know.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
271
00:15:39,160 --> 00:15:42,330
Did you know that my dad's
seen a real unicorn before?
272
00:15:42,490 --> 00:15:44,330
- Has he?
- Mm-hmm.
273
00:15:44,410 --> 00:15:47,030
He said he saw it in the Blue Mountains.
274
00:15:47,390 --> 00:15:49,610
Okay. Wow.
275
00:15:49,620 --> 00:15:51,830
We're gonna go to look for one.
276
00:15:52,090 --> 00:15:53,370
Right.
277
00:15:53,490 --> 00:15:54,710
Do you wanna come?
278
00:15:54,870 --> 00:15:57,510
Yes, I would love to come.
That would be great.
279
00:15:57,550 --> 00:15:58,730
Okay, cool.
280
00:15:58,850 --> 00:16:01,230
Okay, cool.
281
00:22:08,690 --> 00:22:10,570
Where have you been?
282
00:22:10,920 --> 00:22:12,990
Run out of smokes.
283
00:22:13,610 --> 00:22:15,070
Mm.
284
00:22:16,630 --> 00:22:19,250
What's that smell?
285
00:22:19,950 --> 00:22:21,330
What smell?
286
00:22:21,450 --> 00:22:23,950
I don't know, it's like a...
287
00:22:24,570 --> 00:22:27,370
it's like a burning sort of...
288
00:22:27,450 --> 00:22:31,050
chemically sort of smell.
289
00:22:42,100 --> 00:22:47,100
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