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Don't be mad. I got to.
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Here you are, son.
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Ah.
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So, how long have you been here, then?
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Shit... 16 years.
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Yeah? That long?
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It's been a while.
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Wh-Where are you living?
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I'm with Ray.
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He's... He fixed up his garage,
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so I'm in there.
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- Is it comfy?
- Yeah.
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Get a bit hot and then cold sometimes.
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It's... I don't think it's
insulated, but, you know...
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I've got my own space.
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And I get to see a bit more
of Ray-Ray's daughter.
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- He's got a daughter?
- Yeah. Yeah.
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Brit-Brittany.
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How old is she?
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Nine.
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How is Ray?
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Eh.
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He's-he's good.
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Brucey needs you.
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What's going on?
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I'm stuck.
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What do you mean?
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In the fucking chair.
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I can't get out of it.
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Don't shake your bloody head at me.
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It's not my fault.
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Oh, grab his arm, will you?
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Under the armpit.
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On the count of three. One, two, three.
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Thank fuck for that.
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Thought I was gonna die
in the fucking thing.
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Eh. If only.
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Hey, get stuffed.
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You all right?
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- I'm all right, Dad.
- Steady?
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Yeah.
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- Okay. Thanks for coming.
- Yeah.
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I'll see you again soon, eh?
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- Hopefully.
- Good to... good to see you.
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Love you.
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Yeah. Love you.
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Come on.
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See you soon.
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Need a favor, big fella.
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A mate of mine...
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You heard of Kate Hall? Kate Hall.
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She's a... a journo at the Herald.
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She covers their crime stuff.
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She's writing a book.
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Like, a-a true-crime book.
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And she's looking for stories.
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Wondering if you might want
to have a chat with her.
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What's in it for me?
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You'd be doing me a favor.
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Come on, mate, it's an
old mate's daughter.
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He's done a couple of favors
for me over the years,
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and it'd be good to return the favor.
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Nah.
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Mate, come on.
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I'm asking a favor as a friend, here.
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No.
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Thanks.
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You know what, I wasn't
gonna mention this,
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but, um...
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do you have any idea
what you put me through
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with that Davros shit?
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- What?
- The Davros bullshit.
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You know that was my
son-in-law's brother, right?
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Do you know the trouble
that shit caused me?
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He tried to fucking kill me.
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I know that, but I had...
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My son-in-law... he didn't
speak to me for six months.
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Caused heaps of friction. All right?
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Well, it's not my fucking fault.
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You asked me to sit down with the guy,
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- and I did.
- I know you did, mate,
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and I appreciate that, but, shit...
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it's not like I ask you for
heaps of favors, you know?
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- Hi.
- How you going?
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- I'm Kate.
- Nice to meet you.
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In case you were wondering.
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Uh, come through.
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- Nice house.
- Thanks. Yeah.
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- I like the old joints.
- Yeah, me too.
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They've got more character
than new houses.
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Yeah.
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Uh, hey, do you want a drink?
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Do you want a beer or a
glass of water or something?
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I wouldn't mind a cup of tea.
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Okay, sure. What kind?
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Have you got any Earl Grey?
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Yeah, yeah.
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So... where'd you grow up?
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About four hours out of Sydney.
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- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah, on a farm.
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Mm. Do you mind my asking where?
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No, I don't mind you asking.
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Right. Um, what kind of farm was it?
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It was a dairy farm.
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Well, did you have a happy childhood?
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It was all right.
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Do you want to elaborate,
maybe, a bit on that?
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So what's your book about?
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Criminals, pretty much.
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Yeah, I mean, I've, um,
interviewed a few people
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so far, and it's just people
telling their stories.
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Mm.
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Look, I-I understand if you're
a little bit cagey about this,
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and I-I totally get it.
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But, um...
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I just want you to know that
nothing's gonna go in the book
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unless you're happy with it.
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So I just want you, you know,
just to feel comfortable
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to talk to me.
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All right.
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Cool.
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Uh, do you mind if I, um, record?
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- That's all right.
- Sure?
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- Mm.
- Okay.
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Let's put that there.
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So maybe, I don't know...
do you want to start with
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about how you got into it
and your first job, maybe?
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I mean, it's a job, what do you mean?
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What do you mean, job?
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Well, your first, uh,
I don't know, hit, I mean...
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Who told you I do hits?
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Well, that's what Freddy
told me that you talked...
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about, that, a little bit.
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I mean, sorry, I might've
misunderstood that.
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I didn't realize that...
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That's just what Freddy said.
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I mean, that's kind of why
I got you to... 'Cause I...
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That's the sort of stuff I want
to talk about in the book.
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Moist.
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- Yeah, that's a good one.
- Moist.
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- Mm, mm.
- That's a good one.
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Yeah. My grandmother...
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- when I was a kid...
- Mm.
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... she used to make this tea cake...
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- Mm.
- ... and that was really moist.
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She used to put cinnamon
on the top of it.
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- Mm. Okay.
- Yeah. Lovely, lovely. Mm.
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- Tea cake. Mm.
- Tea cake.
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- Appendectomy.
- Appendectomy?
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Yeah.
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Appendectomy. Appendectomy.
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What's that?
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- You don't know what appendectomy is?
- No.
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- It's where they take your bloody appendix out.
- They...
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- take your appendix out, yeah.
- Yeah.
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No, I knew that.
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- Yeah, sure you did. Yeah.
- I knew that. And...
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panties.
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- Panties?
- Pant... Not when you say it,
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like, when a chick says it.
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- Mm.
- Like, when she says like, "Oh,
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take off my panties."
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Mm?
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That's a good word. Moist panties.
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- Moist panties?
- Yeah.
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Well, you've outdone
yourself, haven't you?
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- Well, thank you very much.
- Yeah.
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Put two of your favorite words
together in a sentence, yeah.
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- Well, you know...
- That's pretty good.
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- ... quite the wordsmith.
- Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you are.
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- What do you reckon?
- Yeah, no, I like it.
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Feel that.
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Shit. Sharp.
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Mm.
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And it was good calamari, mate.
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- Mm.
- Like, fresh. Fresh as.
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- Not the frozen shit, you know?
- Mm.
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The shit you get from the fishmongers.
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- Mm.
- But what happened was
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is that when I put it in the fridge,
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I've left it in the bag
that I bought it in.
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Yeah.
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So when I've gone to cook it,
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it's been in there for a couple of days
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- and I've taken it out...
- Mm. Mm.
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- Fucking stunk.
- Yeah.
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Just rank.
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It's just gone all through the house.
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What I should've done
when I bought it...
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if I was gonna leave it in
there for a couple days...
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I should've tipped it out,
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- washed it...
- Yeah.
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- Mm.
- ... thoroughly,
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put it in a fresh plastic bag...
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- Yeah.
- ... a new plastic bag,
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then whacked it in the fridge.
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- Mm.
- And then, you know,
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probably would've had a chance
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of lasting a couple more days, you know?
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But it stewed in its own
juices, in its own filth,
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- you know? So...
- Mm.
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So it went off, and I
had to chuck it out,
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and it was, like, a kilo of the shit,
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- which, you know, bummed me.
- Mm. Mm.
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But what really bummed me
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- is I was watching one of those nature docos...
- Mm.
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... and they had, uh,
they had a bit on octopuses
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and... and, like, their
life cycle and shit.
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- Mm.
- And I didn't know this, but...
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do you know how octopuses have babies?
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Mm-mmm.
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The female octopus gets pregnant, right?
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- Obviously.
- Mm.
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And she lays eggs
underneath a rock, right?
219
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And then she guards it.
220
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Doesn't eat, doesn't sleep,
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and just moves her tentacles
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- over the eggs...
- Mm.
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... for months and months
and months, right?
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And just as the eggs hatch,
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you know what happens?
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She dies?
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- She dies.
- Mm.
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So I won't be eating calamari anymore.
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Mm.
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Calamari's squid, isn't it?
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What?
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No.
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- Yeah.
- Hold on.
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Yeah.
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Calamari's squid, mate, not octopus.
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So I can eat calamari?
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Go for it.
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Huh.
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All right, then.
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How many steel-framed
buildings in history
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have collapsed due to fire?
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I don't know.
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Three. All on 9/11.
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- Two.
- No.
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Three.
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You got the Twin Towers
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and there was a third building.
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Two were hit by a plane.
One wasn't hit by a plane.
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That's Building 7... a couple
hundred meters down the road,
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and that fell a few hours
later in under five seconds.
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And they say it collapsed
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because it got hit from
debris from the Twin Towers,
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and then it started a fire,
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and that's what caused it to fall.
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A controlled demolition expert
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said it was a controlled demolition.
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- Got your radio on?
- Yeah.
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All right. See you in a bit.
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All right.
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Watch out for snakes.
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Come on, girl.
262
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Come on, come on, now.
263
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Come on, get up.
264
00:17:15,910 --> 00:17:17,840
No, leave that. Come on, let's go.
265
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Come on, girl.
266
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Come on, girl.
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Round the back, round the back, come on.
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Leave that.
269
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Vinnie!
270
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- Vinnie!
- What?
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Run!
272
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Oh...
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Oh, shit.
274
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Get him! Fucking get him!
275
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Hey, I'm on my way.
276
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Fuck.
277
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Go!
278
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Go. Go, go, go.
279
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Fuck!
280
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You hit?
281
00:19:38,850 --> 00:19:41,810
- No, I'm good.
- How'd you go?
282
00:19:41,820 --> 00:19:43,530
Eh, not too good.
283
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Come on, come on, come
on, come on, come on.
284
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Go.
285
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"And so Jack went outside
286
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and started to climb the beanstalk.
287
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"He climbed up to the
sky through the clouds
288
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and saw a beautiful castle."
289
00:20:22,330 --> 00:20:24,060
How could he climb to the clouds?
290
00:20:24,070 --> 00:20:26,830
Uh, he must've been really fit.
291
00:20:26,840 --> 00:20:30,760
"So he saw the castle and went inside."
292
00:20:30,770 --> 00:20:32,340
Why did he go inside?
293
00:20:33,810 --> 00:20:36,300
Well, it was a
nice-looking castle and...
294
00:20:36,310 --> 00:20:38,300
- he just wanted to check it out.
- Yeah, but that's not right.
295
00:20:38,310 --> 00:20:41,260
You can't just go inside other
people's castles like that.
296
00:20:42,430 --> 00:20:44,800
Yeah, look, I think you might
be a bit old for this story.
297
00:20:44,810 --> 00:20:47,410
- Do you want to read something else?
- No. Keep going, I like it.
298
00:20:48,390 --> 00:20:53,220
Okay, so, "Jack heard
a voice. 'Fee-fi-fo-fum.'
299
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"Jack ran into a cupboard to
hide just as an enormous giant
300
00:20:57,430 --> 00:20:59,460
"came into the room and sat down.
301
00:20:59,470 --> 00:21:03,369
"On the table there was a
hen and a golden harp.
302
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"'Lay,' said the giant.
The hen laid an egg.
303
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"It was made of gold.
304
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"'Sing,' said the giant.
The harp began to sing.
305
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"Soon, the giant fell asleep.
306
00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:16,280
"So Jack jumped out of the cupboard.
307
00:21:16,290 --> 00:21:19,480
He took the hen and the harp
and he ran for the door."
308
00:21:19,490 --> 00:21:22,380
- Wait, he stole them?
- What do you mean?
309
00:21:22,390 --> 00:21:24,800
Why'd he take the hen and the harp?
310
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- I don't know.
- But that's stealing.
311
00:21:28,850 --> 00:21:32,820
Anyway, "Suddenly the
harp sang, 'Help, master!'
312
00:21:32,830 --> 00:21:36,690
"The giant woke up and
shouted, 'Fee-fi-fo-fum.'
313
00:21:36,700 --> 00:21:39,040
"Jack ran and started
climbing down the beanstalk
314
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"and the giant chased after
him, hot on his tail.
315
00:21:41,230 --> 00:21:42,540
"When Jack reached the ground,
316
00:21:42,550 --> 00:21:44,420
"he looked up and he saw
the giant coming fast,
317
00:21:44,430 --> 00:21:45,960
"so he grabbed an axe from the woodpile
318
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"and started to chop at the beanstalk.
319
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"After five chops, the beanstalk
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crashed to the ground and
the giant was slayed."
321
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- Slayed?
- Mm-hmm. Yeah, he killed him.
322
00:21:54,380 --> 00:21:56,220
- He killed him?
- Mm-hmm.
323
00:21:56,230 --> 00:21:57,820
He was chasing after him, so...
324
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Yeah, but he stole from him.
325
00:21:59,570 --> 00:22:01,840
The giant was just trying
to get back the hen,
326
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and he murdered him.
327
00:22:19,230 --> 00:22:21,060
Ah, I missed a page.
328
00:22:21,070 --> 00:22:23,770
So, the police visited Jack the next day
329
00:22:23,780 --> 00:22:26,760
and they arrested him
for theft and murder
330
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and he went to jail for
the rest of his life.
331
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- The end.
- I don't like that story at all.
332
00:22:33,050 --> 00:22:35,460
Yeah, well, I'm not a
big fan of it, either.
333
00:22:35,470 --> 00:22:37,800
It's terrible. The poor giant.
334
00:22:37,810 --> 00:22:39,630
Well, I guess the moral of the story is,
335
00:22:39,640 --> 00:22:43,200
you know, don't, uh,
steal, don't murder,
336
00:22:43,210 --> 00:22:45,800
or you'll go to jail for the
rest of your life, okay?
337
00:22:45,810 --> 00:22:46,970
So don't do it.
338
00:22:46,980 --> 00:22:49,420
That story sucks.
339
00:22:49,430 --> 00:22:51,660
Mm. It does.
340
00:22:51,670 --> 00:22:53,170
All right.
341
00:22:53,180 --> 00:22:55,180
- Night.
- Good night.
342
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Mwah.
343
00:23:08,170 --> 00:23:10,860
Mm.
344
00:23:10,870 --> 00:23:13,410
You ever read "Jack and the Beanstalk"?
345
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It was a long time ago. Why?
346
00:23:16,720 --> 00:23:19,080
Jack was a piece of shit.
347
00:23:19,090 --> 00:23:20,379
Why do you say that?
348
00:23:20,380 --> 00:23:22,469
Well, he climbs the beanstalk, right?
349
00:23:22,470 --> 00:23:26,980
- Yeah.
- He goes into the giant's castle...
350
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... steals a bloody harp...
351
00:23:29,050 --> 00:23:32,000
... steals the goose
that lays a golden egg.
352
00:23:32,010 --> 00:23:34,660
- Yeah.
- Steals it.
353
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Runs off.
354
00:23:35,800 --> 00:23:38,300
So the giant goes after him,
355
00:23:38,310 --> 00:23:40,840
trying to get back all the
shit that Jack stole.
356
00:23:40,850 --> 00:23:42,560
Uh-huh.
357
00:23:42,570 --> 00:23:45,680
And while he's climbing
down the beanstalk...
358
00:23:45,690 --> 00:23:47,619
Jack chops it down
359
00:23:47,620 --> 00:23:51,030
and fucking murders him.
360
00:23:51,040 --> 00:23:53,400
What a cunt.
361
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