1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:01:00,277 --> 00:01:03,019 Oh, I've heard it all before. 4 00:01:03,976 --> 00:01:06,979 Work twice as hard for half as much. 5 00:01:08,068 --> 00:01:10,157 But that never stopped me from getting to this side of the table. 6 00:01:10,287 --> 00:01:10,896 But you... 7 00:01:11,027 --> 00:01:12,681 And before you say it, 8 00:01:13,116 --> 00:01:15,771 I don't owe you a thing. 9 00:01:16,859 --> 00:01:19,514 Want me to do for you what no one did for me? 10 00:01:22,995 --> 00:01:23,735 What about... 11 00:01:24,606 --> 00:01:25,650 appreciation? 12 00:01:25,781 --> 00:01:26,564 Oh. 13 00:01:27,652 --> 00:01:30,786 You want me to stand on my doorstep and clap for you? 14 00:01:31,265 --> 00:01:32,744 Is that what you want? 15 00:01:33,267 --> 00:01:34,703 I'll do one better. 16 00:01:38,533 --> 00:01:41,492 Thank you, Jennifer, for all your work. 17 00:01:42,232 --> 00:01:44,408 Your services are no longer required. 18 00:01:45,366 --> 00:01:46,454 You can't do that. 19 00:01:47,019 --> 00:01:49,544 I just re-coded your entire computer system, okay? 20 00:01:50,675 --> 00:01:52,112 I've given you everything. 21 00:01:53,330 --> 00:01:54,592 And what? 22 00:01:56,333 --> 00:01:57,465 And what if I don't leave? 23 00:01:58,944 --> 00:02:01,033 What if I take a stand? 24 00:02:02,687 --> 00:02:04,820 Are you going to take a stand? 25 00:02:09,825 --> 00:02:10,391 No. 26 00:02:12,697 --> 00:02:13,437 No I'm not. 27 00:02:14,786 --> 00:02:18,529 [Pilots' Is That What You Want] 28 00:03:00,441 --> 00:03:02,225 Are you going to take a stand? 29 00:03:30,558 --> 00:03:31,950 Keep working hard, like you always do, 30 00:03:32,081 --> 00:03:32,995 and something will appear. 31 00:03:34,518 --> 00:03:36,477 So how's the wedding prep going? 32 00:03:36,999 --> 00:03:38,348 She still wants me to do a speech, Mum. 33 00:03:41,525 --> 00:03:43,701 She's got a job on there. 34 00:03:46,487 --> 00:03:47,836 So, any umm? 35 00:03:50,186 --> 00:03:50,926 Nope. 36 00:03:51,970 --> 00:03:53,363 Don't be such a cynic. 37 00:04:02,981 --> 00:04:04,200 So how much to save this place, then? 38 00:04:05,680 --> 00:04:07,029 50 within the month. 39 00:04:07,682 --> 00:04:08,900 It's ridiculous what they're doing Mum. 40 00:04:09,249 --> 00:04:10,467 Happened in Brixton, 41 00:04:10,902 --> 00:04:12,339 happening everywhere else. 42 00:04:13,644 --> 00:04:15,037 I turnover enough money. 43 00:04:16,256 --> 00:04:18,475 It's just this one bloody payment they're slapping everyone with. 44 00:04:18,867 --> 00:04:20,347 [Phone rings] 45 00:04:23,306 --> 00:04:23,698 Who is it? 46 00:04:24,960 --> 00:04:25,439 Hmm? 47 00:04:26,788 --> 00:04:27,789 Hello? 48 00:04:29,181 --> 00:04:32,446 How do you expect high rewards if you don't take high risks? 49 00:04:33,142 --> 00:04:34,056 Sorry? 50 00:04:34,752 --> 00:04:37,059 Be at the Ruby Blue Bar on Oswald Street 51 00:04:37,189 --> 00:04:39,061 at 12 noon. 52 00:04:41,150 --> 00:04:41,803 Who are you? 53 00:04:41,933 --> 00:04:43,544 I have a job for you. 54 00:04:43,674 --> 00:04:47,374 When you arrive, just say 'Anne Boleyn's ruby slipper 55 00:04:47,504 --> 00:04:50,855 always shone in the pale moonlight'... 56 00:04:59,516 --> 00:05:01,344 I just don't know who'd do this? 57 00:05:02,606 --> 00:05:03,607 Have you let anyone go recently? 58 00:05:05,479 --> 00:05:07,437 Only 27 people in the last month. 59 00:05:09,526 --> 00:05:10,832 27? 60 00:05:11,833 --> 00:05:14,401 Fix it now. 61 00:05:56,486 --> 00:05:58,140 Anne Boleyn's ruby slipper 62 00:05:58,270 --> 00:06:01,361 always shone in the pale moonlight. 63 00:06:03,101 --> 00:06:03,711 What? 64 00:06:05,756 --> 00:06:07,410 Oh, sorry. 65 00:06:07,541 --> 00:06:08,803 Did I not say that right? 66 00:06:10,631 --> 00:06:11,762 Say it again. 67 00:06:12,110 --> 00:06:14,591 Anne Boleyn's ruby slipper 68 00:06:14,722 --> 00:06:17,594 DID always shine in the moonlight. 69 00:06:18,508 --> 00:06:19,509 All the whilst 70 00:06:19,640 --> 00:06:21,511 Henry's codpiece 71 00:06:21,642 --> 00:06:24,993 protruded several inches from his crotch. 72 00:06:25,602 --> 00:06:27,299 Although, 73 00:06:27,430 --> 00:06:30,694 by all accounts, there was a lot more room 74 00:06:30,825 --> 00:06:33,393 in that codpiece, than Henry wanted people to know. 75 00:06:35,090 --> 00:06:35,873 Ok Buster, 76 00:06:36,396 --> 00:06:37,397 vamoose. 77 00:06:37,658 --> 00:06:38,485 Okay boss. 78 00:06:43,881 --> 00:06:46,928 Once I despised the pomegranate. 79 00:06:47,668 --> 00:06:51,411 It looked weird, hard to penetrate. 80 00:06:52,673 --> 00:06:54,065 Pretty messy. 81 00:06:54,718 --> 00:06:55,371 But then 82 00:06:56,633 --> 00:06:57,242 once 83 00:06:59,114 --> 00:07:00,332 I tried it, 84 00:07:03,597 --> 00:07:04,641 and I never looked back. 85 00:07:05,947 --> 00:07:07,644 Oh. 86 00:07:14,912 --> 00:07:16,348 So... 87 00:07:17,480 --> 00:07:18,568 a job. 88 00:07:22,616 --> 00:07:23,660 Do you fancy 89 00:07:23,791 --> 00:07:26,794 nipping into an office building... 90 00:07:26,881 --> 00:07:28,056 in the city? 91 00:07:30,319 --> 00:07:34,541 Logging onto a computer and pulling some information from it. 92 00:07:34,671 --> 00:07:38,414 And what is the info exactly? 93 00:07:38,545 --> 00:07:40,503 I'll come back to that later. 94 00:07:42,244 --> 00:07:45,073 But here's what you need to do. 95 00:07:46,901 --> 00:07:48,337 Enter the building. 96 00:07:48,424 --> 00:07:51,558 Assuming the identity of one of their employees. 97 00:07:54,996 --> 00:07:57,041 My insider said 98 00:07:57,128 --> 00:08:00,523 that the man on duty on our day is very lax... 99 00:08:02,177 --> 00:08:04,222 and loves to flirt. 100 00:08:04,353 --> 00:08:09,097 So just bung some glossy, mesmerizing, smooth talk at him. 101 00:08:09,967 --> 00:08:11,665 Okay? 102 00:08:11,795 --> 00:08:14,102 They require an official I.D. 103 00:08:14,232 --> 00:08:16,496 that has a biometric chip inside it, 104 00:08:16,626 --> 00:08:18,541 which we won't have. 105 00:08:18,628 --> 00:08:21,675 So you're going to have to distract, charm and convince him 106 00:08:21,805 --> 00:08:24,460 that he doesn't need to scan it. 107 00:08:25,548 --> 00:08:27,507 I'll marry your brother just to get in your family. 108 00:08:28,595 --> 00:08:32,381 Once inside, you'll have a map to direct you to the remote terminal. 109 00:08:33,077 --> 00:08:35,515 You will override the six digit 110 00:08:35,645 --> 00:08:37,908 security code to get into the room. 111 00:08:39,344 --> 00:08:42,434 With your skills that'll be easy breezy. 112 00:08:44,959 --> 00:08:47,483 But these aren't the skills of a computer programmer. 113 00:08:47,788 --> 00:08:49,398 I was joking. 114 00:08:50,312 --> 00:08:54,795 I have the door code from an ex-employee. 115 00:08:55,186 --> 00:08:56,623 [Phone rings] 116 00:08:58,276 --> 00:08:59,103 Sorry. 117 00:09:02,280 --> 00:09:02,846 Hello? 118 00:09:04,065 --> 00:09:05,501 Alan darling... 119 00:09:07,634 --> 00:09:11,202 a useless Scouser finishes his time. 120 00:09:11,289 --> 00:09:13,161 Is that news? 121 00:09:14,336 --> 00:09:15,032 Yeah. 122 00:09:15,511 --> 00:09:16,904 While, I remember. 123 00:09:17,034 --> 00:09:20,690 Would you source a prop for me for Wednesday? 124 00:09:21,778 --> 00:09:22,431 Thank you. 125 00:09:25,869 --> 00:09:28,132 Erm, before you go on, I just want to say that you know that... 126 00:09:28,263 --> 00:09:32,397 You locate a folder called Oliver. 127 00:09:32,963 --> 00:09:35,836 Then extract the encrypted data from it. 128 00:09:36,271 --> 00:09:38,447 Throw it onto a flashy drive. 129 00:09:39,796 --> 00:09:41,581 You mean a flash drive? 130 00:09:44,192 --> 00:09:44,845 No. 131 00:09:47,674 --> 00:09:51,025 After that, you'll be met by my delightful driver. 132 00:09:51,155 --> 00:09:53,462 Once I've received the flashy from you, 133 00:09:53,854 --> 00:09:56,160 checked the data is all tickety boo. 134 00:09:57,205 --> 00:09:58,815 I will give you your fee. 135 00:10:00,121 --> 00:10:04,473 So what is the fee? 136 00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:07,084 What's 1% of 500 million? 137 00:10:17,486 --> 00:10:20,097 Must be pretty valuable data then? 138 00:10:21,272 --> 00:10:25,320 It's a collection of accounts, passwords and pins accessing the compound 139 00:10:25,450 --> 00:10:31,108 interest on the hushed up money that MPs skimmed off their expenses 140 00:10:31,195 --> 00:10:34,590 BEFORE the scandal of '09. 141 00:10:35,939 --> 00:10:38,333 And just to put it all out there, 142 00:10:39,856 --> 00:10:42,206 this is illegal, isn't it? 143 00:10:43,599 --> 00:10:46,428 Do you want to carry on playing by the rules? 144 00:10:47,690 --> 00:10:50,475 Or do you want to play the game? 145 00:10:55,263 --> 00:10:56,133 I can't. 146 00:10:56,873 --> 00:10:57,831 Oh, yes, you can. 147 00:10:57,918 --> 00:11:00,485 You really can. 148 00:11:00,616 --> 00:11:03,663 I know you can, because I know you need it. 149 00:11:05,577 --> 00:11:08,885 Also a little bird happened to tell me 150 00:11:09,016 --> 00:11:12,933 that you planted a parting gift on the FWP database. 151 00:11:14,499 --> 00:11:16,371 Yeah that proves to me 152 00:11:16,501 --> 00:11:19,417 that you have a degree of derring do, 153 00:11:20,636 --> 00:11:22,246 but also... 154 00:11:23,117 --> 00:11:26,381 it gives me something to hold over you. 155 00:11:28,818 --> 00:11:29,732 Pomegranate? 156 00:11:31,603 --> 00:11:32,256 No thank you. 157 00:11:34,041 --> 00:11:37,000 You have 48 hours. 158 00:11:44,312 --> 00:11:46,706 Yes. Oh. 159 00:11:47,794 --> 00:11:49,534 Ah great! 160 00:11:50,971 --> 00:11:52,537 Yeah thanks. 161 00:12:00,023 --> 00:12:01,503 We'll keep your details on file. We'll get back to you. 162 00:12:02,417 --> 00:12:03,287 Whatever. 163 00:12:21,001 --> 00:12:22,176 Come on. 164 00:12:22,698 --> 00:12:24,613 It's not the public, it's family and friends. 165 00:12:24,700 --> 00:12:26,963 And I want to upstage Harley's best woman speech! 166 00:12:27,703 --> 00:12:28,486 Lols. 167 00:12:30,793 --> 00:12:31,881 Family and friends. 168 00:12:32,360 --> 00:12:34,928 A thousand people. One single stranger. 169 00:12:35,058 --> 00:12:36,886 All terrifying Ade, no. 170 00:12:39,367 --> 00:12:40,324 Any job luck? 171 00:12:41,151 --> 00:12:42,065 I've had an offer. 172 00:12:42,370 --> 00:12:43,763 Boom! 173 00:12:43,850 --> 00:12:45,634 Black girl magic baby! 174 00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:48,202 Yeah, but I dunno if I'm gonna take it. 175 00:12:48,942 --> 00:12:50,334 You're behind on your rent, aren't you? 176 00:12:51,248 --> 00:12:52,162 Three months. 177 00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:56,558 So what's it saying moneywise? 178 00:12:56,688 --> 00:12:57,341 The job? 179 00:12:58,386 --> 00:12:59,213 It's saying... 180 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:01,955 it's saying a lot. 181 00:13:02,259 --> 00:13:03,478 So what's the problem? 182 00:13:06,655 --> 00:13:08,570 While I remember... 183 00:13:08,700 --> 00:13:09,919 Eric is... 184 00:13:10,050 --> 00:13:10,964 coming to the wedding 185 00:13:11,486 --> 00:13:12,661 and he's bringing his new bae. 186 00:13:13,488 --> 00:13:14,054 Great. 187 00:13:15,446 --> 00:13:16,839 Bring someone. 188 00:13:17,884 --> 00:13:20,190 I remember when all I wanted to do was just 189 00:13:21,148 --> 00:13:22,932 fall in love and have kids with a tall, dark, handsome bachelor 190 00:13:23,672 --> 00:13:26,283 who had a cheeky sense of humour and a megawatt smile. 191 00:13:26,414 --> 00:13:28,198 Oh, and someone who could slay hip hop karaoke! 192 00:13:29,243 --> 00:13:30,244 Anything else? 193 00:13:30,331 --> 00:13:31,811 A Magic Mike bod? 194 00:13:32,463 --> 00:13:34,030 Well, if he HAPPENED to have been in Channing shape, 195 00:13:34,117 --> 00:13:35,640 I wouldn't have complained. 196 00:13:36,032 --> 00:13:37,338 You're speaking in past tense? 197 00:13:37,468 --> 00:13:38,469 Yeah, there's a reason. 198 00:13:40,515 --> 00:13:42,604 I think Jennifer needs to step out of her comfort zone. 199 00:13:42,734 --> 00:13:44,693 And I think Adrienne needs to mind her own bees wax. 200 00:13:46,216 --> 00:13:47,435 How many have you got left? 201 00:13:48,349 --> 00:13:48,915 Two! 202 00:13:49,045 --> 00:13:49,698 Oh good! 203 00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:51,265 Keep your head still. 204 00:13:51,395 --> 00:13:52,614 [Laughter] 205 00:14:09,109 --> 00:14:10,762 [Phone rings] 206 00:14:14,636 --> 00:14:16,029 Ready? 207 00:14:16,420 --> 00:14:18,248 Are you sabotaging my job applications? 208 00:14:18,553 --> 00:14:20,163 I want you. 209 00:14:20,511 --> 00:14:22,383 I know you can do it. 210 00:14:22,949 --> 00:14:26,517 And I know you and your family need the moolah. 211 00:14:27,127 --> 00:14:28,693 I've never done anything like this before. 212 00:14:29,259 --> 00:14:31,566 Am I incarcerated right now? 213 00:14:32,306 --> 00:14:34,656 Am I a novice without decades of experience? 214 00:14:35,048 --> 00:14:37,006 I know what I'm doing. 215 00:14:37,311 --> 00:14:38,312 Take the leap. 216 00:14:38,703 --> 00:14:40,488 For once in your life. 217 00:14:41,489 --> 00:14:46,059 Yes, we may be dipping outside the rules a tad but this is money 218 00:14:46,146 --> 00:14:50,193 no one will miss apart from the men who know they are in the wrong. 219 00:14:51,064 --> 00:14:53,240 I really don't want to have to inform FWP 220 00:14:53,370 --> 00:14:56,504 of your meddling machination costing them thousands of pounds. 221 00:14:57,374 --> 00:14:58,680 This is blackmail. 222 00:14:58,810 --> 00:15:00,464 No this is persuasion. 223 00:15:03,990 --> 00:15:04,512 5 million? 224 00:15:05,687 --> 00:15:08,298 For an hour's work. 225 00:15:55,998 --> 00:15:57,739 I'll be back here at 1500. 226 00:16:05,573 --> 00:16:06,487 What the hell is that? 227 00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:09,707 Protection. 228 00:16:10,143 --> 00:16:11,100 I don't need that. 229 00:16:14,190 --> 00:16:16,497 All Gates' employees are expected to protect themselves. 230 00:16:16,584 --> 00:16:17,759 Boss's orders. 231 00:16:17,846 --> 00:16:19,587 I am a computer programmer okay? 232 00:16:19,674 --> 00:16:20,762 I don't need that. 233 00:16:20,892 --> 00:16:21,719 Take the bag. 234 00:16:22,068 --> 00:16:23,025 I'm fine, honestly. 235 00:16:24,592 --> 00:16:26,637 Take the bag. 236 00:16:26,768 --> 00:16:28,335 I'm really not comfortable with this. 237 00:16:49,182 --> 00:16:50,618 Might wanna check the safety's off. 238 00:16:52,533 --> 00:16:53,925 Pretty sure it is. 239 00:17:55,509 --> 00:17:56,423 I.D. 240 00:18:00,427 --> 00:18:01,993 Lovely weather we're having today eh? 241 00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:05,040 Is it? 242 00:18:07,434 --> 00:18:08,826 Tara Munis. 243 00:18:08,913 --> 00:18:10,263 Vice president. 244 00:18:11,916 --> 00:18:13,222 Never seen you before. 245 00:18:13,353 --> 00:18:15,442 Oh, we've probably just missed each other. 246 00:18:17,444 --> 00:18:18,662 I have to scan it. 247 00:18:18,967 --> 00:18:19,576 Wait. 248 00:18:22,057 --> 00:18:26,670 Has anyone told you that you have really lovely eyes? 249 00:18:29,151 --> 00:18:29,717 No. 250 00:18:32,850 --> 00:18:33,634 [Machine beeps] 251 00:18:34,374 --> 00:18:36,027 Oh could you do that again for me please? 252 00:18:36,158 --> 00:18:36,811 No. 253 00:18:40,728 --> 00:18:43,034 There's usually a male receptionist that works here, 254 00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:44,035 is he here today? 255 00:18:44,732 --> 00:18:45,211 No. 256 00:19:03,751 --> 00:19:05,100 [Phone rings] 257 00:19:06,449 --> 00:19:07,755 The receptionist won't let me in. 258 00:19:08,843 --> 00:19:11,106 Knew I should have put you in skimpier attire. 259 00:19:11,237 --> 00:19:12,542 Erm also... 260 00:19:12,673 --> 00:19:15,241 you didn't mention anything about... a gun. 261 00:19:16,198 --> 00:19:19,070 I protect all my employees, not least when they're stealing account 262 00:19:19,201 --> 00:19:21,899 information of the shady senior bank execs 263 00:19:21,986 --> 00:19:25,294 who took illegal tax free cash 264 00:19:25,381 --> 00:19:28,689 bonuses before the Bank of England banned them in 2019. 265 00:19:28,776 --> 00:19:29,429 Wait. 266 00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:32,083 I thought you said it was MP's expenses? 267 00:19:32,214 --> 00:19:35,304 Let's not get hung up on the minutia. 268 00:19:36,218 --> 00:19:38,568 Time to use your noggin to get into the place. 269 00:19:41,919 --> 00:19:42,877 Trigger the fire alarm? 270 00:19:43,007 --> 00:19:45,358 Don't be ridiculous darling. 271 00:19:45,662 --> 00:19:47,316 Find the back entrance. 272 00:19:47,838 --> 00:19:49,449 Slip in. 273 00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:04,942 Alright love? 274 00:20:05,682 --> 00:20:07,249 I couldn't trouble you for one of those could I? 275 00:20:08,076 --> 00:20:08,859 Alright. 276 00:20:10,252 --> 00:20:11,732 Ah thanks love I'm gasping! 277 00:20:28,966 --> 00:20:30,011 Where do you think you're going? 278 00:20:30,577 --> 00:20:31,186 Work. 279 00:20:33,057 --> 00:20:33,797 What like that? 280 00:20:37,627 --> 00:20:38,585 Oh, I've got a date later. 281 00:20:39,934 --> 00:20:40,978 Lucky man. 282 00:20:42,806 --> 00:20:44,025 Well look Valentina's still on shift. 283 00:20:44,765 --> 00:20:45,722 Oh, yeah. 284 00:20:45,853 --> 00:20:47,028 The agency called. 285 00:20:47,158 --> 00:20:49,422 They want to give her a day off, so I'm covering. 286 00:20:51,467 --> 00:20:52,033 A day off? 287 00:20:54,035 --> 00:20:54,862 I could do with one of those. 288 00:20:55,558 --> 00:20:56,342 Have fun. 289 00:21:34,684 --> 00:21:35,946 Oh, come on. 290 00:21:37,121 --> 00:21:39,036 You were on 67% this morning! 291 00:22:03,757 --> 00:22:04,453 Wait. 292 00:22:04,584 --> 00:22:04,975 What did he say it was? 293 00:22:05,106 --> 00:22:05,454 He said it was... 294 00:22:06,499 --> 00:22:07,630 the month reversed... 295 00:22:09,066 --> 00:22:13,070 and the door number... ugh! 296 00:22:19,555 --> 00:22:20,339 Erm... 297 00:22:21,035 --> 00:22:22,123 excuse me? 298 00:22:22,732 --> 00:22:23,777 You're not supposed to be on this floor. 299 00:22:25,735 --> 00:22:27,563 Hello? 300 00:22:27,694 --> 00:22:30,436 Umm I was told to start at the top and then work my way down? 301 00:22:31,088 --> 00:22:32,525 It's my first day so I'm a bit lost. Sorry. 302 00:22:32,655 --> 00:22:34,962 That's okay. 303 00:22:35,092 --> 00:22:36,006 We'll get you down to Rebecca and we'll find out where you're supposed to be... 304 00:22:36,137 --> 00:22:37,268 [Phone beeps] 305 00:22:37,399 --> 00:22:37,834 Erm do you think we could try and... 306 00:22:37,965 --> 00:22:38,618 CRAP! 307 00:22:39,270 --> 00:22:39,923 Donny coin's going through the roof. 308 00:22:40,054 --> 00:22:41,360 You get yourself to reception. 309 00:22:41,490 --> 00:22:42,535 Find out where you're supposed to be. 310 00:22:42,665 --> 00:22:43,971 Okay, will do. 311 00:24:24,375 --> 00:24:26,813 This is the part of the job I hate. 312 00:24:29,424 --> 00:24:30,469 Actually, that's a lie. 313 00:24:31,513 --> 00:24:32,253 This is the best bit. 314 00:24:33,384 --> 00:24:34,168 What's your job? 315 00:24:48,443 --> 00:24:50,140 Oh don't worry. It's fake. 316 00:24:50,271 --> 00:24:51,838 I used it for a stag do a few months back. 317 00:24:53,927 --> 00:24:54,667 Was a good do. 318 00:24:56,277 --> 00:24:58,671 I'm John Smith, COO, 319 00:24:59,846 --> 00:25:02,196 and this is my place. 320 00:25:12,206 --> 00:25:13,033 Forgive me, 321 00:25:14,338 --> 00:25:15,862 but it doesn't look like you're doing much cleaning right now? 322 00:25:16,732 --> 00:25:18,604 Maintenance on the internal network. 323 00:25:21,607 --> 00:25:24,958 Oh, I had to re-train. 324 00:25:25,045 --> 00:25:27,438 I have two jobs, you know, make ends meet. 325 00:25:31,268 --> 00:25:35,925 Erm could you give me a little bit of privacy please so I can... 326 00:25:38,101 --> 00:25:42,366 Oh, I need to go and speak to a client anyway. 327 00:25:42,671 --> 00:25:43,367 Cool beans. 328 00:25:44,673 --> 00:25:45,544 How long will you be? 329 00:25:47,894 --> 00:25:48,721 10 minutes? 330 00:25:50,374 --> 00:25:51,637 Cool beans. 331 00:26:07,827 --> 00:26:08,958 I've heard it's rough in your kinds 332 00:26:09,089 --> 00:26:09,959 of neighborhoods... 333 00:26:13,310 --> 00:26:14,311 But wow. 334 00:26:18,489 --> 00:26:19,055 Oh, don't worry. 335 00:26:19,186 --> 00:26:20,230 I'm not a grass. 336 00:26:22,450 --> 00:26:24,017 Well if you don't mind... 337 00:26:24,365 --> 00:26:25,540 Oh, yes, of course. 338 00:26:25,671 --> 00:26:28,543 I'll go and make a coffee and do a video call. 339 00:26:30,327 --> 00:26:32,112 Would you like me to bring a coffee in for you? 340 00:26:32,242 --> 00:26:33,635 I really should just finish my work, otherwise I'll be in trouble. 341 00:26:34,810 --> 00:26:35,245 Cool. 342 00:26:36,333 --> 00:26:36,769 Well I'm gonna. 343 00:26:36,899 --> 00:26:37,291 I'm gonna. 344 00:26:37,900 --> 00:26:38,292 Gre... 345 00:26:38,379 --> 00:26:38,858 Great. 346 00:27:07,713 --> 00:27:08,844 [Phone rings] 347 00:27:11,412 --> 00:27:12,718 Yes dear? 348 00:27:13,544 --> 00:27:14,197 Car trouble. 349 00:27:15,590 --> 00:27:17,200 Yeah it's just not playing ball. 350 00:27:17,853 --> 00:27:19,463 Well you better fix it then? 351 00:27:19,594 --> 00:27:20,508 Haven't you? 352 00:27:20,943 --> 00:27:22,249 And quickly. 353 00:27:42,095 --> 00:27:42,835 [Knock knock knock] 354 00:27:43,270 --> 00:27:44,575 Made you a coffee. 355 00:27:44,706 --> 00:27:45,489 One minute. 356 00:27:57,980 --> 00:28:00,374 You looked like you could use a caffeine boost. 357 00:28:00,504 --> 00:28:01,810 I don't drink coffee. 358 00:28:02,158 --> 00:28:05,031 Oh, you work a cleaning job 359 00:28:05,161 --> 00:28:08,164 and an I.T. job, but you don't drink coffee? 360 00:28:08,469 --> 00:28:09,470 I like tea. 361 00:28:10,036 --> 00:28:11,602 A nice herbal tea 362 00:28:12,603 --> 00:28:15,084 in a flask and a walk up to Muswell Hill. 363 00:28:15,519 --> 00:28:17,478 Muswell Hill 364 00:28:18,740 --> 00:28:20,524 I always thought that'd be a great name for an R&B group. 365 00:28:23,049 --> 00:28:27,706 You know like Dru Hill, 112, Black Street, Jagged Edge. 366 00:28:28,097 --> 00:28:29,838 They all sound like locations. 367 00:28:32,145 --> 00:28:33,624 90s R&B. 368 00:28:34,669 --> 00:28:37,933 If only that level of romance was possible in real life. 369 00:28:42,938 --> 00:28:46,550 You know, I found my girlfriend 370 00:28:47,987 --> 00:28:50,293 cheating with my best mate from uni 371 00:28:51,164 --> 00:28:52,861 on the day I was going to propose. 372 00:28:56,038 --> 00:28:58,693 Well, if it's any consolation, 373 00:28:59,607 --> 00:29:02,741 there's only three ways a marriage can go really. 374 00:29:04,090 --> 00:29:05,700 Disappointment, 375 00:29:05,831 --> 00:29:06,570 divorce 376 00:29:07,354 --> 00:29:08,355 or death. 377 00:29:11,401 --> 00:29:13,099 What do you call that? 'The Three D's'? 378 00:29:13,229 --> 00:29:14,578 'The Three D's'. 379 00:29:24,545 --> 00:29:25,851 I think we're on the same page. 380 00:29:27,678 --> 00:29:29,158 [Machine pings] 381 00:29:29,550 --> 00:29:30,812 Peaches and cream. 382 00:29:35,730 --> 00:29:36,426 Job done? 383 00:29:36,557 --> 00:29:37,863 Almost. 384 00:29:39,168 --> 00:29:39,952 Now... 385 00:29:40,691 --> 00:29:42,955 you don't do caffeine, but... 386 00:29:48,482 --> 00:29:49,570 do you do tobacco? 387 00:29:49,700 --> 00:29:50,614 I'm fine, thanks. 388 00:29:54,531 --> 00:29:56,403 How long? Ten? 389 00:29:57,839 --> 00:29:59,754 I'll definitely be gone by then. 390 00:30:03,018 --> 00:30:03,627 Well, 391 00:30:09,155 --> 00:30:10,460 I'll be up on the roof 392 00:30:11,070 --> 00:30:12,985 having a smoke in case you change your mind. 393 00:30:14,769 --> 00:30:16,249 It's a lovely rooftop. 394 00:30:24,561 --> 00:30:25,345 Right. 395 00:30:25,475 --> 00:30:26,041 Let's get out of here. 396 00:30:29,044 --> 00:30:30,611 Right I'm going for a break. 397 00:30:31,220 --> 00:30:32,178 Oh, baby. 398 00:30:33,048 --> 00:30:33,832 What? 399 00:31:57,393 --> 00:31:58,481 Can't believe I almost forgot this! 400 00:32:07,186 --> 00:32:10,363 I'll be up on the roof having a smoke in case you change your mind. 401 00:32:54,102 --> 00:32:55,451 Peaches 402 00:32:56,800 --> 00:32:57,540 and cream. 403 00:32:59,064 --> 00:33:01,980 Hmm. Dance with me. 404 00:33:03,677 --> 00:33:04,286 Sorry what? 405 00:33:09,552 --> 00:33:11,424 The song by 112. 406 00:33:12,773 --> 00:33:15,036 I always preferred 'Dance With Me' to 'Peaches & Cream'. 407 00:33:29,442 --> 00:33:30,095 Here. 408 00:33:33,750 --> 00:33:34,664 I'm trying to give up. 409 00:33:38,538 --> 00:33:39,582 How were are you going to propose by the way? 410 00:33:44,631 --> 00:33:47,460 Booked out the restaurant we went to on our first date. 411 00:33:48,417 --> 00:33:51,072 Spelled out her name in roses on the table 412 00:33:52,465 --> 00:33:54,249 and sang 'Let's Get Married' a cappella with my schoolmates 413 00:33:54,380 --> 00:33:55,424 on backing vocals. 414 00:34:00,038 --> 00:34:01,300 Corny I know. 415 00:34:05,260 --> 00:34:06,000 Brandy... 416 00:34:06,131 --> 00:34:06,957 'Brandy'? 417 00:34:07,393 --> 00:34:08,350 That was her name? 418 00:34:11,223 --> 00:34:12,746 Not THE Brandy, of course. 419 00:34:13,225 --> 00:34:15,357 Although that'd be rather great. 420 00:34:37,379 --> 00:34:38,076 He swapped 'em. 421 00:34:39,207 --> 00:34:39,816 What? 422 00:34:40,513 --> 00:34:41,731 When he gave us the coffees he's um... 423 00:34:44,212 --> 00:34:45,605 yeah, yeah he's given me the latte. 424 00:34:46,214 --> 00:34:46,693 Has he? 425 00:34:47,259 --> 00:34:47,694 Yeah. 426 00:34:53,917 --> 00:34:54,701 It's an Americano. 427 00:34:54,831 --> 00:34:55,658 Its my Americano. 428 00:34:55,789 --> 00:34:56,181 Yeah. 429 00:34:56,311 --> 00:34:56,877 Ugh. 430 00:34:57,007 --> 00:34:57,399 Well here you are. 431 00:34:59,271 --> 00:34:59,923 Cheers mate. 432 00:35:05,668 --> 00:35:07,017 [Elevator pings] 433 00:35:10,630 --> 00:35:11,326 Hello. 434 00:35:12,066 --> 00:35:13,807 Look, my pickup is coming any minute now. 435 00:35:13,894 --> 00:35:14,851 Where's my USB? 436 00:35:17,593 --> 00:35:18,333 You've got it. 437 00:35:18,725 --> 00:35:19,682 This one is blue. 438 00:35:19,813 --> 00:35:20,727 Mine is red. 439 00:35:20,814 --> 00:35:21,684 Where is it? 440 00:35:34,871 --> 00:35:35,698 Search me... 441 00:35:39,441 --> 00:35:40,138 if you want? 442 00:35:43,576 --> 00:35:45,317 Start at the top and work your way down. 443 00:35:45,447 --> 00:35:47,057 I can search you without your instructions. 444 00:36:00,201 --> 00:36:03,378 Funny thing about being a big COO of a... 445 00:36:12,300 --> 00:36:13,910 You NEVER touch a black woman's hair. 446 00:36:16,304 --> 00:36:18,132 That's not your real hair? 447 00:36:18,263 --> 00:36:18,872 Yes it is. 448 00:36:19,002 --> 00:36:20,265 I bloody PAID for it! 449 00:36:26,096 --> 00:36:29,622 If we don't increase the sales target by next quarter, 450 00:36:30,100 --> 00:36:32,233 we're all going to be really, really... 451 00:36:32,320 --> 00:36:34,017 [Eelevator pings] 452 00:36:36,629 --> 00:36:38,152 She's my chiropractor. 453 00:36:39,153 --> 00:36:40,110 Really? 454 00:36:41,721 --> 00:36:43,331 I just assumed it was some kind of role play? 455 00:36:46,334 --> 00:36:48,423 Guilty as charged. Haha. 456 00:36:48,815 --> 00:36:52,340 Maybe find somewhere more discreet? 457 00:36:52,471 --> 00:36:54,603 Yeah, the storage cupboard on the fifth floor is kind of handy. 458 00:36:55,256 --> 00:36:55,822 Great. 459 00:36:57,693 --> 00:36:58,477 Have fun. 460 00:37:03,090 --> 00:37:05,048 So I don't think this board of directors know what they're doing anyway. 461 00:37:05,135 --> 00:37:06,354 So I think we could do is... 462 00:37:06,485 --> 00:37:07,573 Well they should have made you partner. 463 00:37:07,703 --> 00:37:08,269 Well of course they should have... 464 00:37:30,422 --> 00:37:31,423 I can't let you leave with that. 465 00:37:53,967 --> 00:37:54,750 Seriously? 466 00:37:55,055 --> 00:37:56,186 Give me the USB. 467 00:38:00,930 --> 00:38:02,323 I think we both know you're not going to shoot... 468 00:38:02,410 --> 00:38:03,237 [GUNSHOT] 469 00:38:09,939 --> 00:38:14,422 4-7-5 to base, investigating possible gunshot at RAD building, West Side. 470 00:38:15,380 --> 00:38:17,077 Report back when we know more, over. 471 00:38:18,905 --> 00:38:20,472 Wow, guns are loud! 472 00:38:23,126 --> 00:38:25,085 Jesus Christ you bloody shot me! 473 00:38:25,172 --> 00:38:25,651 Oh my god. 474 00:38:25,781 --> 00:38:26,565 I'm so sorry. 475 00:38:26,695 --> 00:38:28,349 Oh well that's alright then! 476 00:38:29,263 --> 00:38:30,482 Okay we're gonna have to get out of here right now. 477 00:38:32,048 --> 00:38:33,354 What happened to your voice? 478 00:38:33,963 --> 00:38:34,703 What are you talking about? 479 00:38:34,790 --> 00:38:36,052 This is my voice. And this... 480 00:38:36,618 --> 00:38:37,967 Alright, this is my real voice. Okay? 481 00:38:38,490 --> 00:38:39,839 Who are you working for? 482 00:38:39,969 --> 00:38:41,319 Myself. I'm working for myself. 483 00:38:44,017 --> 00:38:45,018 Police! 484 00:38:45,148 --> 00:38:46,498 Is everything alright up there? 485 00:38:46,628 --> 00:38:47,629 We've got to get out of here right now. 486 00:38:47,716 --> 00:38:48,804 Not before you give me the USB. 487 00:38:50,415 --> 00:38:51,198 Oh... 488 00:39:06,300 --> 00:39:07,083 [Elevator pings] 489 00:39:25,798 --> 00:39:26,451 We're trapped. 490 00:39:27,234 --> 00:39:27,669 Yep. 491 00:39:28,757 --> 00:39:30,019 But God loves a try-er. 492 00:39:31,978 --> 00:39:33,458 Maybe a beam fell? 493 00:39:35,198 --> 00:39:35,677 How old's the building? 494 00:39:38,071 --> 00:39:38,463 Did you hear that Guv? 495 00:39:39,159 --> 00:39:39,551 Hear what? 496 00:39:41,161 --> 00:39:41,596 [Phone rings] 497 00:39:41,727 --> 00:39:42,249 Seriously? 498 00:39:45,687 --> 00:39:46,340 Let me have a wander. 499 00:40:32,212 --> 00:40:34,344 Parker I'm gonna go and do a sweep of the ground floor. 500 00:40:34,475 --> 00:40:35,868 As soon as Chopra gets here, 501 00:40:35,998 --> 00:40:37,826 I want you to work your way up the building. 502 00:40:37,957 --> 00:40:39,132 Right so where am I going? 503 00:40:40,046 --> 00:40:41,003 You're working your way up the building. 504 00:40:41,090 --> 00:40:42,222 Up the building? 505 00:40:42,701 --> 00:40:43,702 D'ya mean at the top? 506 00:40:46,008 --> 00:40:46,922 I mean up. 507 00:40:47,009 --> 00:40:48,010 Right, up. 508 00:40:48,141 --> 00:40:49,447 Got ya, no worries Guv. 509 00:40:51,449 --> 00:40:52,145 Seen anything? 510 00:40:52,450 --> 00:40:53,538 Heard some noise. 511 00:40:53,668 --> 00:40:55,017 Might have been some office noise? 512 00:40:55,540 --> 00:40:56,845 Definitely sounded like a gunshot. 513 00:40:57,367 --> 00:40:58,586 Well this is awkward. 514 00:40:59,152 --> 00:40:59,631 Hmm. 515 00:41:01,415 --> 00:41:03,678 You're the worst thief I've ever come across. 516 00:41:04,244 --> 00:41:06,986 I'm not a thief, I'm a computer programmer. 517 00:41:07,377 --> 00:41:07,856 Yeah. 518 00:41:09,510 --> 00:41:11,251 Anyway, I saw an office party downstairs. 519 00:41:11,381 --> 00:41:12,078 Did ya? 520 00:41:12,208 --> 00:41:12,774 You know what that means? 521 00:41:12,861 --> 00:41:13,775 What does that mean? 522 00:41:13,906 --> 00:41:14,428 Free cake. 523 00:41:14,559 --> 00:41:14,907 So what we do now? 524 00:41:18,214 --> 00:41:18,650 John? 525 00:41:20,782 --> 00:41:21,261 JOHN! 526 00:41:22,305 --> 00:41:23,524 Stop messing around. 527 00:41:34,230 --> 00:41:35,580 I didn't mean to shoot you. 528 00:41:35,710 --> 00:41:36,494 By the way. 529 00:41:40,889 --> 00:41:41,890 What was it? 530 00:41:42,412 --> 00:41:43,936 Didn't find anything out of the ordinary. 531 00:41:44,284 --> 00:41:45,328 Could be the beams? 532 00:41:47,243 --> 00:41:48,680 He's obsessed with beams. 533 00:41:50,290 --> 00:41:50,943 What? 534 00:41:53,598 --> 00:41:55,208 Just keep an ear out. 535 00:41:55,338 --> 00:41:56,862 Let us know if anything else out of the ordinary happens. 536 00:42:00,169 --> 00:42:01,431 I'm just going to see if next door has a kit. 537 00:42:18,840 --> 00:42:19,537 [Football crowd cheers] 538 00:42:19,667 --> 00:42:20,276 Oh come on! 539 00:42:20,407 --> 00:42:21,451 How're we losing 2-0? 540 00:42:28,197 --> 00:42:28,763 [Phone rings] 541 00:42:31,331 --> 00:42:32,027 I'll be there soon. 542 00:42:32,288 --> 00:42:32,811 How long? 543 00:42:33,725 --> 00:42:34,290 Hard to say... 544 00:42:34,813 --> 00:42:35,335 20? 545 00:42:35,422 --> 00:42:35,988 20! 546 00:42:55,790 --> 00:42:58,401 Do they have first aid kits in toilets? 547 00:43:28,257 --> 00:43:29,041 Bloody hell! 548 00:43:29,171 --> 00:43:30,172 You haven't got a mixer have ya? 549 00:43:32,348 --> 00:43:33,698 Would you rather a herbal tea? 550 00:43:41,401 --> 00:43:41,967 Okay... 551 00:43:44,056 --> 00:43:45,579 So I'm gonna help you, 552 00:43:45,971 --> 00:43:47,625 but not before you tell me 553 00:43:47,755 --> 00:43:48,843 who you are and what you're doing here? 554 00:44:02,117 --> 00:44:02,727 Cook. 555 00:44:03,162 --> 00:44:04,032 George Cook. 556 00:44:04,685 --> 00:44:06,469 Was the secret agent response really necessary? 557 00:44:08,602 --> 00:44:09,472 Well I thought it was appropriate. 558 00:44:13,346 --> 00:44:17,219 I'm not some Oxford Cambridge silver spoon COO. 559 00:44:19,091 --> 00:44:20,875 I'm a state school lad from the land of the Beatles... 560 00:44:24,574 --> 00:44:25,706 and I steal things. 561 00:44:34,802 --> 00:44:35,455 Cook. 562 00:44:35,542 --> 00:44:36,195 You ready? 563 00:44:59,044 --> 00:44:59,958 It's an easy job. 564 00:45:01,133 --> 00:45:02,047 5 mil, no fuss. 565 00:45:28,987 --> 00:45:30,205 ...and I steal things 566 00:45:32,164 --> 00:45:34,035 usually while deceiving people. 567 00:45:36,124 --> 00:45:37,560 Kind of like what you do with your hair. 568 00:45:37,647 --> 00:45:38,605 Don't push me. 569 00:45:42,565 --> 00:45:43,349 Put your hands out. 570 00:45:44,480 --> 00:45:45,264 What? 571 00:45:45,394 --> 00:45:46,482 I still don't trust you. 572 00:45:48,528 --> 00:45:49,398 Come on! 573 00:45:52,967 --> 00:45:53,751 By the way, 574 00:45:54,142 --> 00:45:54,926 I'm only doing this... 575 00:45:55,013 --> 00:45:56,275 Because you fancy me? 576 00:45:56,623 --> 00:45:58,756 Because I've got a conscience! 577 00:46:00,670 --> 00:46:01,410 Hmm. 578 00:46:08,243 --> 00:46:09,767 Are you sure you know what you're doing? 579 00:46:12,160 --> 00:46:14,684 Oh, okay. Take it easy, easy, easy. 580 00:46:14,815 --> 00:46:15,381 ARGH! 581 00:46:15,990 --> 00:46:16,425 OH! 582 00:46:17,339 --> 00:46:18,427 OH MY GOD. 583 00:46:18,514 --> 00:46:19,080 Quiet! 584 00:46:20,516 --> 00:46:21,387 Chaa! 585 00:46:22,257 --> 00:46:23,041 You're not very good with your hands are ya? 586 00:46:24,085 --> 00:46:24,912 I'm nearly there! 587 00:46:27,828 --> 00:46:28,307 OH! 588 00:46:36,532 --> 00:46:38,230 Hopefully that should do it? 589 00:46:47,326 --> 00:46:47,761 Well done Guv. 590 00:46:48,588 --> 00:46:49,415 What for? 591 00:46:49,894 --> 00:46:50,720 What you did back there. 592 00:46:51,591 --> 00:46:52,287 What did I do? 593 00:46:53,680 --> 00:46:54,550 Come on. 594 00:46:55,116 --> 00:46:57,858 Calm, measured, respectful. 595 00:46:59,991 --> 00:47:02,080 You're what every police officer should aspire to be. 596 00:47:03,472 --> 00:47:04,256 Not really. 597 00:47:05,213 --> 00:47:05,779 Oh, 598 00:47:07,041 --> 00:47:07,999 and modest as well. 599 00:47:11,002 --> 00:47:12,307 You were born to do this. 600 00:47:56,090 --> 00:47:57,004 Funny. 601 00:47:58,614 --> 00:47:59,093 What? 602 00:48:00,225 --> 00:48:01,661 I've never... 603 00:48:02,096 --> 00:48:04,490 kissed a guy I've shot before. 604 00:48:06,405 --> 00:48:07,536 Well there's a first time for everything. 605 00:48:26,991 --> 00:48:27,556 George? 606 00:48:30,211 --> 00:48:31,299 George? 607 00:48:35,825 --> 00:48:36,261 GEORGE! 608 00:48:37,305 --> 00:48:37,740 George. 609 00:48:38,437 --> 00:48:39,003 Can you hear me? 610 00:48:40,918 --> 00:48:42,528 You passed out, I think you were dreaming. 611 00:48:44,617 --> 00:48:45,226 Hold on. 612 00:48:46,271 --> 00:48:47,881 Where you sex dreaming? 613 00:48:48,012 --> 00:48:48,708 'Sex dreaming'? 614 00:48:49,839 --> 00:48:51,058 About ME? 615 00:48:51,189 --> 00:48:52,103 As if I'd be 'sex dreaming' about you. 616 00:48:55,933 --> 00:48:57,369 Where's this pickup of yours anyway? 617 00:48:58,761 --> 00:49:00,198 He's not answering his phone. 618 00:49:00,589 --> 00:49:01,721 But the police have left at least. 619 00:49:07,248 --> 00:49:07,683 Hey... 620 00:49:10,338 --> 00:49:11,600 what if we went 50/50? 621 00:49:13,602 --> 00:49:14,603 I should ask for more. 622 00:49:14,995 --> 00:49:16,736 Call it compensation for the assault. 623 00:49:17,258 --> 00:49:18,129 I'm going to leave now. 624 00:49:18,259 --> 00:49:19,260 Pick up or no pick up. 625 00:49:19,391 --> 00:49:20,740 What's Gates... 626 00:49:20,870 --> 00:49:21,915 giving you... 627 00:49:23,308 --> 00:49:24,787 out of interest? 628 00:49:26,964 --> 00:49:27,834 You know him? 629 00:49:33,666 --> 00:49:36,538 Here's three reasons why you need to take my offer. 630 00:49:37,670 --> 00:49:38,192 One. 631 00:49:39,759 --> 00:49:41,152 You're in over your head. 632 00:49:42,066 --> 00:49:43,415 You've never done anything like this before. 633 00:49:45,112 --> 00:49:46,244 Right... 634 00:49:47,375 --> 00:49:49,290 So why not hand over the Oliver folder to me? 635 00:49:49,682 --> 00:49:50,813 The career criminal. 636 00:49:50,944 --> 00:49:53,947 Let me get my hands dirty, lessen the risk. 637 00:49:55,209 --> 00:49:55,644 Two. 638 00:49:58,865 --> 00:49:59,779 You shot me. 639 00:50:01,389 --> 00:50:03,217 Now, that's not just a Section 18 assault. 640 00:50:03,348 --> 00:50:06,046 That's attempted murder, which carries a fifteen year minimum sentence. 641 00:50:06,742 --> 00:50:08,179 If I choose to press charges... 642 00:50:09,745 --> 00:50:10,572 which I will. 643 00:50:12,444 --> 00:50:13,053 And three. 644 00:50:14,315 --> 00:50:15,838 The one you really want to hear. 645 00:50:19,538 --> 00:50:21,018 I did work for Gates... 646 00:50:22,932 --> 00:50:24,978 and I know... 647 00:50:25,109 --> 00:50:27,111 that Gates is gonna screw you over, 648 00:50:27,198 --> 00:50:28,851 as soon as you hand over the loot. 649 00:50:33,726 --> 00:50:36,120 So what's it going to be? 650 00:50:38,600 --> 00:50:40,254 I think you're more of an opportunist than you let on. 651 00:50:42,735 --> 00:50:45,651 This is just a little one off pay day in between jobs. 652 00:50:46,826 --> 00:50:47,870 Right... 653 00:50:48,741 --> 00:50:51,091 A bonus for someone who's done things the RIGHT way 654 00:50:51,178 --> 00:50:53,050 and deserves a little cash injection. 655 00:50:54,442 --> 00:50:56,575 MAYBE this someone doesn't 656 00:50:56,705 --> 00:50:59,665 want to have to work twice as hard for half as much. 657 00:51:01,319 --> 00:51:05,279 MAYBE this person deserves to pay off thirty grand's worth of student debt. 658 00:51:05,410 --> 00:51:07,151 You know, the moment 659 00:51:07,238 --> 00:51:09,066 when society punishes you for studying and getting good grades? 660 00:51:10,197 --> 00:51:11,764 MAYBE 661 00:51:11,894 --> 00:51:15,507 this person deserves to put a deposit down on somewhere 662 00:51:15,637 --> 00:51:18,988 half decent to live in the city she was BLOODY born in. 663 00:51:19,076 --> 00:51:20,033 And finally get on the property ladder. 664 00:51:20,120 --> 00:51:21,991 I mean, is that so much to ASK? 665 00:51:32,741 --> 00:51:34,134 Have you given that speech before? 666 00:51:39,487 --> 00:51:42,577 Every working class generation gets a raw deal. 667 00:51:45,537 --> 00:51:51,151 My dad died when I was three and me Mum couldn't afford to bring me up so... 668 00:51:52,587 --> 00:51:54,198 I moved in with me Nan. 669 00:51:55,112 --> 00:51:57,288 We didn't have much, but she made the best of it. 670 00:51:57,679 --> 00:51:59,028 Like her mum and her mum's mum. 671 00:52:00,465 --> 00:52:01,596 We used to play blackjack 672 00:52:01,727 --> 00:52:03,990 and rummy every afternoon after school. 673 00:52:05,252 --> 00:52:07,298 And she beat me every time. 674 00:52:08,386 --> 00:52:10,649 You know what she used to say after I lost? 675 00:52:12,172 --> 00:52:13,304 'God loves to try-er'. 676 00:52:14,957 --> 00:52:16,655 And what I thought she meant was, 677 00:52:17,395 --> 00:52:19,092 is that eventually I get rewarded. 678 00:52:19,179 --> 00:52:21,050 If I kept putting in efforts and hard work. 679 00:52:23,052 --> 00:52:24,532 But then I realized 680 00:52:25,011 --> 00:52:26,839 what she actually meant was, 681 00:52:27,187 --> 00:52:28,319 you only win 682 00:52:29,233 --> 00:52:31,452 if you push your luck and go outside the rules. 683 00:52:33,367 --> 00:52:35,413 She always beat me because she cheated. 684 00:52:37,197 --> 00:52:38,590 She did what she had to do. 685 00:52:41,767 --> 00:52:44,857 Now I dunno about you, but I feel totally guilt-free 686 00:52:44,987 --> 00:52:50,210 about taking the access codes from the accounts containing the millions 687 00:52:50,297 --> 00:52:53,692 British councils have taken in undeserved parking fines since 1986. 688 00:52:54,649 --> 00:52:55,781 Parking fines? 689 00:52:56,129 --> 00:52:57,826 Daylight robbery innit? 690 00:52:57,957 --> 00:53:02,657 No, I mean, Gates said it was the undiscovered expenses from MPs, 691 00:53:03,571 --> 00:53:06,487 but then they also said it was dodgy banker bonuses... 692 00:53:06,618 --> 00:53:07,358 I don't know. 693 00:53:08,620 --> 00:53:09,186 Oh? 694 00:53:13,146 --> 00:53:13,886 Well... 695 00:53:15,235 --> 00:53:17,106 whatever it is, could you untie me so I can go for a wazz? 696 00:53:17,237 --> 00:53:18,325 I'm bursting at the seams here. 697 00:53:20,806 --> 00:53:21,850 What I'm serious! 698 00:53:50,183 --> 00:53:51,271 [GUNSHOT] 699 00:54:09,115 --> 00:54:09,985 Oh! 700 00:54:13,293 --> 00:54:14,251 Thank you. 701 00:54:32,356 --> 00:54:33,357 Forget something? 702 00:54:51,070 --> 00:54:53,507 Let's go. Me and you. 703 00:54:54,073 --> 00:54:55,422 It's funny you're offering me that now. 704 00:54:58,251 --> 00:54:59,078 Unlike you. 705 00:54:59,165 --> 00:55:01,863 I have shot people before... 706 00:55:02,777 --> 00:55:04,518 and I've got no problem doing it again. 707 00:55:07,652 --> 00:55:10,698 I'm not telling you where it is, so you might as well just shoot me. 708 00:55:19,054 --> 00:55:19,446 What's happening? 709 00:55:21,492 --> 00:55:22,057 Can I help you? 710 00:55:45,907 --> 00:55:46,734 Look. 711 00:55:47,474 --> 00:55:49,346 It's either 50/50 or Gates takes it all. 712 00:55:51,130 --> 00:55:52,392 You're not going to shoot me. 713 00:55:52,479 --> 00:55:53,698 Oh, yeah? Why's that? 714 00:55:54,089 --> 00:55:54,873 You fancy me. 715 00:55:55,743 --> 00:55:56,353 As if. 716 00:56:04,970 --> 00:56:07,320 You know I've spent my entire life being a pushover. 717 00:56:08,016 --> 00:56:09,627 For once I'm going to take a stand. 718 00:56:30,952 --> 00:56:32,214 What are we doing up here? 719 00:56:43,443 --> 00:56:44,401 What are you doing? 720 00:56:47,404 --> 00:56:49,101 Oh, I'm sorry. 721 00:56:50,450 --> 00:56:52,800 Did you fancy waiting in that room for when the cops checked it? 722 00:57:02,462 --> 00:57:03,768 Still think it's the beams? 723 00:57:06,901 --> 00:57:07,859 Blimey. 724 00:57:09,948 --> 00:57:11,036 Are you going to pull that trigger then or what? 725 00:57:14,605 --> 00:57:15,736 Give me the USB. 726 00:57:16,694 --> 00:57:17,434 I already told you. 727 00:57:19,261 --> 00:57:20,001 I'm not going to do that. 728 00:57:23,048 --> 00:57:24,049 I need this money. 729 00:57:25,354 --> 00:57:28,401 I deserve this money. 730 00:57:35,756 --> 00:57:37,236 And I didn't spend all those years in prison... 731 00:57:39,107 --> 00:57:40,152 just to come out and get done over 732 00:57:40,282 --> 00:57:40,848 by that posh... 733 00:58:08,572 --> 00:58:09,877 What are you doing here George? 734 00:58:22,063 --> 00:58:22,760 It's a fake. 735 00:58:24,588 --> 00:58:26,111 I've seen the real thing. 736 00:58:28,417 --> 00:58:29,941 And this looks like the real thing. 737 00:58:30,245 --> 00:58:30,898 What? 738 00:58:33,771 --> 00:58:35,163 Undercover all along. 739 00:58:41,605 --> 00:58:42,736 Is this the stuff? 740 00:58:43,824 --> 00:58:44,869 What do you mean he was undercover all along? 741 00:58:45,826 --> 00:58:46,914 Long story. 742 00:58:47,828 --> 00:58:50,788 Is this or is this not the stuff? 743 00:58:53,573 --> 00:58:53,921 No. 744 00:58:55,575 --> 00:58:57,751 Um it's in the herbal tea tins downstairs. 745 00:58:59,100 --> 00:58:59,579 You what? 746 00:59:00,754 --> 00:59:01,886 Room 1380. 747 00:59:04,671 --> 00:59:05,367 One sec! 748 00:59:11,548 --> 00:59:12,592 Give me that? 749 00:59:15,552 --> 00:59:16,465 What you doing? 750 00:59:19,860 --> 00:59:20,600 Anything to make a copper 751 00:59:20,731 --> 00:59:21,296 look more dumb innit? 752 00:59:46,495 --> 00:59:47,453 I don't think you understand. 753 00:59:47,584 --> 00:59:48,889 I've been given orders. 754 00:59:49,020 --> 00:59:50,717 We need to leave the building now. 755 00:59:54,503 --> 00:59:56,636 Gunshots to the ceiling, signs of struggle. 756 00:59:56,723 --> 00:59:58,377 Send forensics to retreive the bullet. 757 00:59:58,507 --> 01:00:01,206 Take bloods and dust the place really. 758 01:00:01,336 --> 01:00:03,512 Send some extra squaddies for security. 759 01:00:04,165 --> 01:00:05,645 Someone needs to question the receptionist. 760 01:00:06,385 --> 01:00:08,039 I'll stay here, make sure no one contaminates the evidence. 761 01:00:12,086 --> 01:00:13,000 How are we going to get past them? 762 01:00:43,030 --> 01:00:45,032 You might want to consider a change of career. 763 01:00:48,296 --> 01:00:48,949 You know... 764 01:00:49,863 --> 01:00:50,647 re-train. 765 01:00:52,387 --> 01:00:53,388 Thanks, Boris. 766 01:00:59,177 --> 01:01:01,309 [Phone rings] 767 01:01:06,532 --> 01:01:07,228 It's done. 768 01:01:08,186 --> 01:01:09,056 Good. 769 01:01:11,798 --> 01:01:14,801 [Laughter] 770 01:01:44,309 --> 01:01:45,136 Did he take it? 771 01:01:46,180 --> 01:01:46,920 He did. 772 01:01:49,618 --> 01:01:50,532 Jennifer? 773 01:01:51,185 --> 01:01:51,925 George? 774 01:01:53,579 --> 01:01:57,235 Can I buy you a drink sometime? 775 01:01:59,846 --> 01:02:00,673 That makes a better story 776 01:02:00,804 --> 01:02:02,153 than swiping right. 777 01:02:17,342 --> 01:02:19,431 My best friend's getting married in a couple of weeks... 778 01:02:22,564 --> 01:02:23,740 Maybe you'd like some company? 779 01:02:24,653 --> 01:02:25,742 Maybe I would? 780 01:02:31,008 --> 01:02:31,530 JENNIFER! 781 01:02:32,444 --> 01:02:33,010 Jenn! 782 01:02:34,098 --> 01:02:35,186 Can you hear me? 783 01:02:42,193 --> 01:02:42,976 Sex dreaming? 784 01:02:44,238 --> 01:02:45,065 As if. 785 01:02:46,980 --> 01:02:47,938 We'd better get out of here. 786 01:02:50,201 --> 01:02:51,289 Bizzies are swarming. 787 01:02:52,290 --> 01:02:52,899 Hang on? 788 01:02:54,640 --> 01:02:55,554 Are you a cop or not? 789 01:03:11,135 --> 01:03:11,918 Take your clothes off. 790 01:03:14,094 --> 01:03:14,791 We really got time for that? 791 01:03:14,921 --> 01:03:16,923 Just take your clothes off. Now! 792 01:03:17,968 --> 01:03:18,838 Why what am I putting on? 793 01:03:18,925 --> 01:03:19,447 This. 794 01:03:22,189 --> 01:03:23,451 No, I've got a better idea. 795 01:03:26,977 --> 01:03:27,891 Should still be... 796 01:03:32,069 --> 01:03:32,939 I'll put on... 797 01:03:33,461 --> 01:03:34,680 what I came in with. 798 01:03:35,376 --> 01:03:37,901 Oh, great idea. Cat burglar outfit. 799 01:03:38,031 --> 01:03:39,076 The police won't bat an eyelid. 800 01:03:41,556 --> 01:03:42,514 You're right. 801 01:03:50,217 --> 01:03:52,698 Ah, whoah whoah whoah, slow. 802 01:03:54,091 --> 01:03:55,048 You alright? 803 01:04:06,668 --> 01:04:07,321 Gimme that.... 804 01:04:08,148 --> 01:04:08,627 This? 805 01:04:08,757 --> 01:04:09,193 Yeah. 806 01:04:20,987 --> 01:04:21,901 Stop flexing. 807 01:04:26,210 --> 01:04:27,515 Stop perving. 808 01:04:29,517 --> 01:04:30,083 Don't flatter yourself. 809 01:04:47,709 --> 01:04:49,276 So when you've finished 810 01:04:49,407 --> 01:04:50,625 cleaning the toilets on every floor, I'd like you to 811 01:04:50,756 --> 01:04:52,671 dust the ceilings thoroughly. 812 01:04:54,107 --> 01:04:56,762 Oh sorry Officer, I was told the incident happened on the 4th? 813 01:04:56,893 --> 01:04:58,503 I'm Tara Munis, Vice-President. 814 01:04:58,633 --> 01:05:00,461 Oh. Pleasure. 815 01:05:01,419 --> 01:05:03,290 Yeah well it's clear you run a very tight and honest ship here so... 816 01:05:03,900 --> 01:05:06,511 Yes, well, I'm just finishing showing this one his rounds. 817 01:05:06,641 --> 01:05:10,254 Erm how about we meet in my office in let's say fifteen minutes? 818 01:05:10,689 --> 01:05:11,342 Lovely. 819 01:05:11,864 --> 01:05:12,734 Alright, after you. 820 01:05:12,865 --> 01:05:13,344 Wonderful. 821 01:05:21,874 --> 01:05:22,919 Same again? 822 01:05:23,832 --> 01:05:26,270 No. The receptionist's already seen me. 823 01:05:29,534 --> 01:05:30,404 That was with your wig on though... 824 01:05:31,014 --> 01:05:31,840 Really? 825 01:05:32,754 --> 01:05:34,191 Well, throw in an accent to really sell it? 826 01:05:36,062 --> 01:05:36,933 Risky... 827 01:05:50,859 --> 01:05:52,383 Madam. It's for your own safety. 828 01:05:52,470 --> 01:05:54,428 We need you to leave the building right now. 829 01:05:55,168 --> 01:05:57,605 Listen, I think this is really unnecessary. 830 01:05:57,997 --> 01:05:59,433 I've been given orders. 831 01:05:59,564 --> 01:06:01,044 We need to leave the building. 832 01:06:01,174 --> 01:06:03,307 It's for your own safety. Please, will you follow me? 833 01:06:03,437 --> 01:06:04,830 I'm not leaving the desk. 834 01:06:05,918 --> 01:06:07,180 Don't you think you're just overreacting just a little bit? 835 01:06:10,357 --> 01:06:11,880 No, we need to leave now. 836 01:06:16,885 --> 01:06:17,538 High risk, 837 01:06:19,236 --> 01:06:20,150 high reward. 838 01:06:21,890 --> 01:06:23,588 Brandy Harris C.I.D. 839 01:06:23,980 --> 01:06:25,068 Great work today, officers. 840 01:06:26,373 --> 01:06:27,113 Wait. 841 01:06:28,158 --> 01:06:29,594 I've met you before. 842 01:06:29,942 --> 01:06:31,639 Your name's Tara? 843 01:06:31,770 --> 01:06:32,597 Tara something. 844 01:06:34,816 --> 01:06:35,992 Everything okay here? 845 01:06:38,646 --> 01:06:40,170 Do we all look the same to you then? 846 01:06:42,781 --> 01:06:44,391 What? 847 01:06:44,522 --> 01:06:46,089 Nice bit of racial profiling on a Wednesday afternoon. 848 01:06:48,308 --> 01:06:49,309 No. 849 01:06:50,919 --> 01:06:52,573 Lucky for you, we have a bigger incident to investigate, don't we officer? 850 01:06:52,921 --> 01:06:53,574 Yes, ma'am. 851 01:06:54,140 --> 01:06:56,490 Well, this one's a bit shaken up, 852 01:06:57,491 --> 01:06:59,580 so I'm gonna take him for a coffee and you're gonna give me a statement. 853 01:06:59,711 --> 01:07:00,320 Aren't you Dimitri? 854 01:07:03,106 --> 01:07:05,978 Yesh... da, da. 855 01:07:06,109 --> 01:07:07,588 Although I have not yet finished ze 856 01:07:08,763 --> 01:07:11,027 cleaning of ze toilets. 857 01:07:11,984 --> 01:07:13,333 Is this okay? 858 01:07:14,073 --> 01:07:15,727 You've been through enough, Dimitri. 859 01:07:16,423 --> 01:07:16,858 Let's go. 860 01:07:16,989 --> 01:07:17,381 Come on. 861 01:08:23,534 --> 01:08:25,231 What about appreciation? 862 01:08:28,191 --> 01:08:29,888 You want me to stand on my doorstep and clap for you? 863 01:08:31,716 --> 01:08:32,499 Is that what you want? 864 01:08:44,859 --> 01:08:46,383 So you're not giving me a bonus then? 865 01:08:46,470 --> 01:08:48,036 For being undercover for the best part of three years? 866 01:08:49,951 --> 01:08:51,301 Sorry, you're out. 867 01:08:51,431 --> 01:08:52,824 Empty handed. 868 01:09:02,877 --> 01:09:04,314 Can I just ask ya one thing? 869 01:09:07,186 --> 01:09:10,537 The account numbers and pin codes stolen and put onto the USB. 870 01:09:12,626 --> 01:09:15,890 I was told it was parking fine profits from councils 871 01:09:17,109 --> 01:09:19,546 but then, I heard it was 872 01:09:19,677 --> 01:09:22,201 illegal funds from banker bonuses 873 01:09:23,898 --> 01:09:24,812 and then 874 01:09:25,987 --> 01:09:28,468 I heard it was a secret stash 875 01:09:28,599 --> 01:09:30,644 from MPs expenses... 876 01:09:31,602 --> 01:09:32,864 Is there a question in there somewhere? 877 01:09:35,475 --> 01:09:36,433 Well, which one was it? 878 01:09:43,875 --> 01:09:45,050 You're not on the payroll anymore. 879 01:09:48,184 --> 01:09:49,228 Why would I tell you? 880 01:10:15,036 --> 01:10:16,212 Last day tomorrow. 881 01:10:17,909 --> 01:10:18,823 I'm sorry, Mum. 882 01:10:19,998 --> 01:10:21,260 It's not your fault. 883 01:10:21,565 --> 01:10:22,870 I should have been able to help. 884 01:10:24,089 --> 01:10:25,482 Don't be stupid. 885 01:10:25,612 --> 01:10:27,397 I should have been able to help YOU. 886 01:10:27,788 --> 01:10:29,355 Mums are supposed to do that. 887 01:10:39,583 --> 01:10:40,453 Come on, Mum. 888 01:11:03,389 --> 01:11:04,521 So, yeah, 889 01:11:05,217 --> 01:11:06,262 that's the long and short of it. 890 01:11:09,787 --> 01:11:11,876 Oh. My. God. 891 01:11:12,268 --> 01:11:13,312 You can't tell anyone, though. 892 01:11:14,270 --> 01:11:15,271 Who do you think I am? 893 01:11:17,142 --> 01:11:18,099 I don't know what I'm going to do. 894 01:11:18,230 --> 01:11:18,970 Seriously. 895 01:11:20,754 --> 01:11:22,016 Ask him if he's free on the 23rd? 896 01:11:23,975 --> 01:11:24,628 Joking. 897 01:11:25,890 --> 01:11:26,891 Or am I? 898 01:11:27,021 --> 01:11:27,674 Lolz? 899 01:11:28,980 --> 01:11:29,763 What would you do, though? 900 01:11:30,590 --> 01:11:31,199 Really? 901 01:11:34,942 --> 01:11:36,727 So the bad guy screwed you over? 902 01:11:37,815 --> 01:11:40,121 You went in with nothing, came out with nothing. 903 01:11:40,774 --> 01:11:41,819 But you did shoot this guy? 904 01:11:42,428 --> 01:11:43,951 Yeah... 905 01:11:44,082 --> 01:11:45,736 And you did attempt to steal millions of pounds... 906 01:11:48,391 --> 01:11:52,482 But if this piece of white chocolate is a con artist? 907 01:11:53,178 --> 01:11:54,614 Then I don't think you have anything to worry about. 908 01:11:54,745 --> 01:11:55,572 And if he's a cop? 909 01:11:56,312 --> 01:11:58,444 Then you better hope and pray he fancies you... 910 01:11:58,923 --> 01:12:02,056 like early nineties jungle fever vibes. 911 01:12:02,970 --> 01:12:04,798 We're gonna need some more wine then! 912 01:12:08,106 --> 01:12:08,846 So this is the spot? 913 01:12:24,644 --> 01:12:25,732 Not bad. 914 01:12:26,951 --> 01:12:28,996 I could show you a few rooftops better than this though. 915 01:12:31,434 --> 01:12:32,260 How's your shoulder? 916 01:12:32,652 --> 01:12:33,523 Hurt's like a bastard. 917 01:12:34,567 --> 01:12:35,263 Sorry. 918 01:12:43,663 --> 01:12:45,273 Wait, you have the red USB? 919 01:12:46,100 --> 01:12:46,927 I do. 920 01:12:47,319 --> 01:12:48,538 But I checked your pockets? 921 01:12:48,668 --> 01:12:49,147 Okay? 922 01:12:49,974 --> 01:12:50,627 You alright? 923 01:12:52,846 --> 01:12:53,717 I had a feeling you would. 924 01:12:57,764 --> 01:12:58,852 So I stashed it. 925 01:13:00,027 --> 01:13:00,941 You went back in? 926 01:13:01,333 --> 01:13:02,073 Nope. 927 01:13:04,031 --> 01:13:06,991 I had a trusty receptionist. 928 01:13:21,484 --> 01:13:23,181 She was working with you the entire time. 929 01:13:25,488 --> 01:13:27,228 Little insurance never hurt anymore. 930 01:13:27,968 --> 01:13:29,317 Well no wonder you got into the building so easily. 931 01:13:29,448 --> 01:13:30,406 You walked right through reception. 932 01:13:32,190 --> 01:13:33,147 Oh... 933 01:13:33,278 --> 01:13:35,062 No, I came in through the rooftop. 934 01:13:35,454 --> 01:13:37,325 You came in from the roof? 935 01:13:38,022 --> 01:13:41,068 Yeah, I told you. It's kinda my thing. 936 01:13:43,331 --> 01:13:43,941 So about that then. 937 01:13:44,071 --> 01:13:44,463 Did you erm... 938 01:13:45,856 --> 01:13:46,247 happen to? 939 01:13:46,378 --> 01:13:47,118 Yeah I did. 940 01:13:49,990 --> 01:13:53,559 And it turns out some people can 941 01:13:53,951 --> 01:13:56,997 write over data so that it's hidden 942 01:13:58,477 --> 01:13:59,826 but still on the drive. 943 01:14:01,219 --> 01:14:02,438 Little programmer trick. 944 01:14:13,274 --> 01:14:15,059 So Gates will have received... 945 01:14:15,755 --> 01:14:18,628 A copy of the 'Oliver' folder with nothing on it. 946 01:14:46,090 --> 01:14:47,526 How did you know that Big Al would... 947 01:14:48,309 --> 01:14:49,093 Took a risk. 948 01:14:55,360 --> 01:14:56,666 So is it true what they say then? 949 01:14:57,536 --> 01:14:59,886 Is it all Xbox's and slap up meals? 950 01:15:05,805 --> 01:15:06,327 Where? 951 01:15:06,458 --> 01:15:07,111 Prison. 952 01:15:10,331 --> 01:15:11,594 I'm glad you find it so funny. 953 01:15:13,813 --> 01:15:15,293 You know what I DO find funny, though? 954 01:15:20,907 --> 01:15:22,996 That I'm going to offer half of this to... 955 01:15:23,475 --> 01:15:24,476 someone who shot me. 956 01:15:25,956 --> 01:15:26,391 Wait? 957 01:15:27,305 --> 01:15:28,262 So you're not police? 958 01:15:29,568 --> 01:15:30,351 Not anymore. 959 01:15:30,917 --> 01:15:31,527 Anymore? 960 01:15:33,354 --> 01:15:34,094 They let me go. 961 01:15:36,967 --> 01:15:40,187 Well it looks like you're going to have to re-train. 962 01:15:42,059 --> 01:15:42,581 Hmm. 963 01:15:44,409 --> 01:15:46,106 I've heard Switzerland's a great place? 964 01:15:47,151 --> 01:15:47,760 I heard that too. 965 01:15:49,675 --> 01:15:51,503 Do you think they'll have gin on the plane? 966 01:15:53,549 --> 01:15:54,375 I should hope so. 967 01:15:58,466 --> 01:15:59,380 So... 968 01:16:00,686 --> 01:16:01,774 Are we doing this then? 969 01:16:02,645 --> 01:16:03,776 It certainly looks that way, doesn't it? 970 01:16:30,455 --> 01:16:31,499 Stop everything else. 971 01:16:35,765 --> 01:16:37,375 I want them found 972 01:16:38,419 --> 01:16:39,464 and brought to me. 973 01:16:52,564 --> 01:16:55,393 And bring me a fresh fucking margarita! 974 01:17:25,118 --> 01:17:26,424 Make it quick, I'm very busy. 975 01:17:27,468 --> 01:17:29,122 Thank you, Mrs. Boomer. 976 01:17:29,253 --> 01:17:31,298 But your services are no longer required. 977 01:17:33,213 --> 01:17:34,040 What? 978 01:17:35,172 --> 01:17:37,478 I came into a bit of money and I decided to invest in FWP 979 01:17:39,698 --> 01:17:40,960 As the majority shareholder. 980 01:17:43,528 --> 01:17:44,834 What's going on? 981 01:17:44,964 --> 01:17:45,573 Don't worry. 982 01:17:46,226 --> 01:17:47,532 I'm sure you'll find something. 983 01:17:58,282 --> 01:17:58,848 That bitch! 984 01:18:15,995 --> 01:18:16,692 Cool beans? 985 01:18:19,259 --> 01:18:20,217 Cool beans. 986 01:18:25,178 --> 01:18:28,268 So there's been something I've been meaning to ask you... 987 01:18:30,401 --> 01:18:33,491 Was the whole 'Brandy-the-fiance' story real? 988 01:18:37,103 --> 01:18:39,018 Her name really was 'Brandy' 989 01:18:41,020 --> 01:18:43,370 and she kind of broke 990 01:18:43,501 --> 01:18:44,545 my heart to be honest. 991 01:18:50,769 --> 01:18:52,292 Haven't dated anyone since. 992 01:18:53,163 --> 01:18:53,990 Why not? 993 01:18:57,515 --> 01:18:58,995 Hmm. 994 01:19:04,348 --> 01:19:05,436 Scared. 995 01:19:30,896 --> 01:19:32,028 So... 996 01:19:32,680 --> 01:19:33,551 something I've been meaning to ask you. 997 01:19:37,773 --> 01:19:40,384 How come you can do a perfect Liverpool accent? 998 01:19:41,472 --> 01:19:42,299 The mother. 999 01:19:43,343 --> 01:19:44,344 What she's? 1000 01:19:44,475 --> 01:19:45,389 She is. 1001 01:19:46,999 --> 01:19:47,783 [Laughter] 1002 01:19:55,268 --> 01:19:56,574 When do you think we can go back? 1003 01:20:03,624 --> 01:20:04,582 A couple of weeks should do it. 1004 01:20:05,757 --> 01:20:07,106 Well... 1005 01:20:07,237 --> 01:20:09,543 In that case, I have a proposition for you. 1006 01:20:10,501 --> 01:20:13,634 My best friend is getting hitched and I was wondering 1007 01:20:13,765 --> 01:20:15,898 if you wanted to be my plus one? 1008 01:20:19,771 --> 01:20:20,598 I erm... 1009 01:20:27,257 --> 01:20:30,129 think it's probably best we go our separate ways after this. 1010 01:20:31,739 --> 01:20:32,262 Oh. 1011 01:20:44,100 --> 01:20:44,883 For the best? 1012 01:20:47,233 --> 01:20:47,625 Okay. 1013 01:20:48,626 --> 01:20:49,105 Cool... 1014 01:20:50,497 --> 01:20:51,020 Cool beans. 1015 01:21:06,862 --> 01:21:07,993 What a u-turn. 1016 01:21:08,124 --> 01:21:08,689 I know. 1017 01:21:08,820 --> 01:21:09,734 What happened? 1018 01:21:10,300 --> 01:21:11,910 It's not that big of a deal, Mum. 1019 01:21:12,041 --> 01:21:14,826 Family and friends, a thousand people, one single stranger. 1020 01:21:14,957 --> 01:21:16,001 It's all terrifying! 1021 01:21:16,088 --> 01:21:17,089 You want me to do this or not? 1022 01:21:17,350 --> 01:21:18,874 Look at her, she's made up. 1023 01:21:19,700 --> 01:21:21,267 I'm going to go for a quick puff before... 1024 01:21:21,354 --> 01:21:23,661 Should never have started that habit in the first place. 1025 01:21:43,637 --> 01:21:44,377 Size seven? 1026 01:21:45,378 --> 01:21:46,249 What? 1027 01:21:46,336 --> 01:21:47,728 The ruby slipper. 1028 01:21:48,729 --> 01:21:49,905 Yes, I know it's a ruby slipper but what are you doing with it? 1029 01:21:50,601 --> 01:21:51,297 Oh. 1030 01:21:51,428 --> 01:21:51,994 Err. 1031 01:21:52,559 --> 01:21:54,735 You know, Anne Boleyn? 1032 01:21:57,086 --> 01:21:58,696 So Gates uses that line on everyone? 1033 01:21:59,218 --> 01:22:00,480 Pretty much. 1034 01:22:01,177 --> 01:22:04,789 And I'm wearing a Henry cod piece. 1035 01:22:06,051 --> 01:22:07,879 Can't you just enter the venue like a normal person? 1036 01:22:09,663 --> 01:22:10,926 No... 1037 01:22:13,319 --> 01:22:14,103 You can get up now. 1038 01:22:34,123 --> 01:22:35,341 Still need a plus-one? 1039 01:22:37,126 --> 01:22:37,953 I thought you said it'd be best 1040 01:22:38,083 --> 01:22:39,302 if we go our separate ways? 1041 01:22:42,087 --> 01:22:42,827 That was a lie. 1042 01:22:44,437 --> 01:22:45,134 And how did you even... 1043 01:22:49,529 --> 01:22:51,531 I've got skills haven't I? 1044 01:22:52,750 --> 01:22:55,013 And by skills he means he asked me for the address. 1045 01:22:55,144 --> 01:22:56,232 And you just gave it to him? 1046 01:22:56,362 --> 01:22:57,624 Oh, come on. 1047 01:22:58,060 --> 01:23:00,714 I know he's your Mr. White Choco... 1048 01:23:00,801 --> 01:23:02,934 Don't you dare finish that sentence! 1049 01:23:04,022 --> 01:23:04,631 What? 1050 01:23:05,589 --> 01:23:07,417 We have a nickname for you, I'll let her tell you. 1051 01:23:08,113 --> 01:23:08,984 So MUM... 1052 01:23:10,202 --> 01:23:11,725 how's the salon? 1053 01:23:12,465 --> 01:23:14,859 Business is booming and the customers love the renovations. 1054 01:23:15,773 --> 01:23:16,252 Thank you. 1055 01:23:18,732 --> 01:23:20,734 Hey, how much to charge for a Scouse perm? 1056 01:23:21,039 --> 01:23:22,258 I could do with a new look. 1057 01:23:23,041 --> 01:23:26,044 If you let me give you a Scouse perm, it'll be on the house. 1058 01:23:26,175 --> 01:23:28,046 Oh, don't encourage him please! 1059 01:23:33,399 --> 01:23:34,531 You gonna get your plus-one a bevvy or? 1060 01:23:35,488 --> 01:23:37,838 I haven't confirmed or denied whether you're actually my plus-one. 1061 01:23:41,103 --> 01:23:43,322 You don't know what you're getting yourself into. 1062 01:23:43,453 --> 01:23:44,236 Hmm. 1063 01:23:45,977 --> 01:23:47,109 Champers? 1064 01:23:47,805 --> 01:23:48,806 Or gin? 1065 01:23:49,763 --> 01:23:50,851 Is there going to be a mixer this time? 1066 01:23:54,290 --> 01:23:55,465 Come on. 1067 01:24:12,482 --> 01:24:14,571 Starting to think I might be open to marriage again. 1068 01:24:15,006 --> 01:24:15,746 Really? 1069 01:24:17,356 --> 01:24:18,618 Well... 1070 01:24:21,665 --> 01:24:24,407 Crucial question, though, who's playing the reception? 1071 01:24:24,537 --> 01:24:27,062 112, Jagged Edge, Dru Hill 1072 01:24:27,192 --> 01:24:28,802 or Black Street? 1073 01:24:30,630 --> 01:24:31,457 All four. 1074 01:24:33,111 --> 01:24:34,460 Crucial question for you though... 1075 01:24:35,026 --> 01:24:35,809 Yeah? 1076 01:24:37,159 --> 01:24:39,987 Are there actually, any women who would want to marry you? 1077 01:24:42,207 --> 01:24:43,600 I hope your speech bombs. 1078 01:24:43,730 --> 01:24:44,775 And I hope you get shot in your other shoulder. 1079 01:24:51,260 --> 01:24:52,826 [Glassware chinks] 1080 01:25:01,879 --> 01:25:02,358 Jenn... 1081 01:25:03,141 --> 01:25:03,750 Yeah? 1082 01:25:06,231 --> 01:25:07,319 You're going to knock it out the park. 1083 01:25:10,322 --> 01:25:11,367 Just to check... 1084 01:25:12,281 --> 01:25:14,239 this is just a one off partnership, right? 1085 01:25:19,592 --> 01:25:20,027 Yeah. 1086 01:25:20,724 --> 01:25:21,464 Absolutely yeah. 1087 01:25:23,727 --> 01:25:24,554 Total one off. 1088 01:25:27,252 --> 01:25:28,123 Peaches and cream. 1089 01:26:24,048 --> 01:26:24,875 Yeah she's a stunner mate. 1090 01:26:25,310 --> 01:26:25,963 She is. 1091 01:26:26,485 --> 01:26:27,921 Naughty as well right? 1092 01:26:28,835 --> 01:26:30,359 She makes me dress up in uniform for her. 1093 01:26:32,665 --> 01:26:33,144 Nice. 1094 01:26:35,451 --> 01:26:36,191 What type of uniform?