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[school bell rings]
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Bro, the Internet
is going apeshit
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for this Latrine henchman tee.
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- Fuck Brian forever.
- Sick. - Oh...
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Hey, guys, guys, Spirit Chair's
taking the podium.
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- Let's show her some respect, huh?
- [applause]
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[whoops]
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Good morning, Fairfax!
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- [sighs]
- [Lily] What the heck is up, Hypebeasts?
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Is everybody totally stoked
for Friday night's dance?
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- [cheering]
- Yeah, you are! [whoops]
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A-go, Fairfax, go, Fairfax.
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[whoops, laughs]
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You spoke and we listened.
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The theme of this year's
dance is...
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Peace in the Middle East!
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[jeering]
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Nah, nah, no, it isn't.
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Wait, but-but you said we could.
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I said sit your woke ass down.
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Ain't nobody getting busy
to J Balvin
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over some Aleppo sliders.
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The real theme of Friday's dance
is Westy-World, y'all.
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- [airhorn sounding]
- [cheering]
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[shouts]
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That's right. I'm-a turn the gym
into a trap house carnival.
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Quattro, call every bird
we know.
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'Cause this about to be
the biggest party of the year.
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♪ Oh... ♪
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- ♪ Waitin' for the... ♪
- ♪ Drop ♪
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- ♪ Waitin' for... ♪
- ♪ The drop ♪
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- ♪ Waitin' for the ♪
- ♪ Oh... ♪
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♪ Waitin' for the ♪ ♪
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Hey, yo, with Cody gone,
clout king is anyone's game.
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This is my year, fam.
We're talking sponsorships,
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ad revenue,
Illuminati Christmas party.
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Stick with me and we'll be
verified in no time.
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[sighs] The only thing I'm
verifying is my love for Lily.
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- Hmm.
- [stammers] Okay.
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Step one, tell her
how I feel at the dance.
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Step two, go camping at Zion.
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And step three, finally birth
a baby deer together.
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Man, how the fuck does Dale
have bigger balls than me?
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You know what? Screw it, if Dale
can tell Lily how he feels,
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I can turn Melody's
cold shoulder into a warm one.
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I'm just excited
to bring my girl
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and my gang gang
together as one.
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I really think you guys
are gonna hit it off.
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We're excited, too, Tru.
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I'm learning JavaScript
on Duolingo
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so I can speak her language.
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That means so much.
She hates code-switching.
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So, what,
you're just gonna dance
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with a phone in your pocket
all night?
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- [laughter]
- [Truman] What?
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Trust, bro,
I got something planned.
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It ain't gonna be
nothing like that.
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You just wait and see,
you guys are gonna freak.
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Yo, it's gonna be
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the best night ever, boo.
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We got a pregame photo op
at Dale's,
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then gang gang limo ride,
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then we're back at Dale's
for a sleepover,
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then Grant's gonna take us
to IHOP in the morning.
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Wow. That's a lot of time
with the gang gang.
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Can't we just be, like,
a real couple for once?
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You know, just the two of us?
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Yeah. We will, girl.
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Whenever the gang gang
takes a bathroom break.
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- [groans]
- [Truman] Oh, come on, baby.
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I was playing.
Don't go sleep mode on me.
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You my juicy boo,
you my juicy boo.
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It's Cerise and Tru, come on.
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Oh, there she is.
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I just want my Tru-boo
all to myself sometimes.
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I feel the same way, baby.
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But I just want my gang gang
to fall in love with you
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like how I fell
in love with you.
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Just think,
my girl and my homeys?
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Come on, now,
that's the ultimate collab.
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Okay, anything
for my main squeeze.
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Hey, that's my girl.
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Now, let's get ready
for your big debut.
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♪ You got the juice,
let it rain on me like, ooh ♪
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♪ Baby gonna ride it like...
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"What's up, Melody?"
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[laughs, gasps]
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- Oh...
- ♪ I been underground makin' moves ♪
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♪ But I'm here tonight,
let's groove ♪
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♪ If you down, girl,
come through ♪
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♪ You got the, you got the ♪
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♪ If you fall in love ♪
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♪ Don't fall for me ♪
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♪ You got the, uh,
you got the, uh, you got the ♪
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♪ If I lose control...
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[gasps]
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♪ You got the, you got the...
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Diego, you're voting for me
for clout king, right?
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Don't forget who hooked it up
with those Jordan 5s.
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Why isn't Truman here yet?
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The dance starts
in, like, 20 minutes
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and I'm already sweating through
my first shirt of the night.
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Rubins are
notorious perspirators.
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That's why my dad
sleeps in the nude.
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Speaking of Truman, you guys,
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we got to be super supportive
of him and Cerise tonight, okay?
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You got it, D.
That's what the gang gang does.
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- [horn honks]
- Gang gang.
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- Hey...
- Hey! Truman. There he is. - There's my man.
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Introducing the new
and improved Cerise.
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♪ You wear those shoes
and I will wear that dress ♪
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♪ Oh, kiss me ♪ ♪
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- What the fuck?
- [chuckles]
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Hey, gang gang.
I am so juiced to meet you guys.
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You must be Benny.
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- [crunch]
- [screams]
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My Kruegers!
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I'm so sorry, dawg.
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She didn't mean it, I promise.
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I swear it was an accident.
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It's my first time on wheels.
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Ugh. Can I order you
shoe cleaner?
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It's cool. It's cool.
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I'm just gonna go do
a quick Headspace
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and I'll be right back.
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Cerise, I can't tell you
how good it feels
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to finally have another girl
in the group.
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Also, I have a ton of charging
cables in the fanny
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in case you need extra juice.
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No pun intended.
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Aw, you guys are so sweet.
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- [horn honks]
- [all] Whoa!
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Your chariot awaits, me lords
and ladies... Holy shit!
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I mean, uh, you, uh,
you must be Truman's girlfriend.
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So nice to meet you.
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Holy cow, Dad.
This limo is bitching.
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- Isn't it bitching, guys?
- Totally bitching.
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For a vehicle that no longer
meets EPA standards
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because of its contributions
to ozone depletion.
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Uh... [chuckles]
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Are you insinuating my dad
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doesn't care about
Mother Naytch?
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Hey, babe,
appreciate the eco-tip,
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but I just think maybe we should
let Dale have this moment.
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Of course. Limos are such
a fun school dance cliché.
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[muffled music playing]
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[grunts, gasps]
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Honey, I'm gonna take the kids
and their Roomba to the dance.
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I'll be back in 20
with pad thai.
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- [♪ Kelly Mac & John Jaylien Wesley: "LOTP"]
- ♪ Party, party ♪
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♪ We the life of the party...
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[grunts] Son of a bitch.
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That box tee with my face on it
is a beautifully designed
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and tastefully curated kick
to the nads.
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We have to respond.
Even my fishies agree.
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Broller coaster, don't be mad,
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but maybe we should
lay low for a bit.
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Oh, I'm sorry, do you not trust
your brother/elder twin?
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Of course I do. I'm just
worried about you, Bri-Guy.
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You're right. I need to squash
this beef, Arby's style.
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- With extra cheddy.
- Classic HR stuff.
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You know, this reminds me
of when Dion from Refrigeration
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had a little tiff with Miguel
in Home Theater.
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- It turned out...
- That's it. 'Form him.
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- On it. Sorry, sweetie.
- Chloroform? No, no.
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[muffled grunting]
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Now, arrange a meeting
with Hiroki.
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- [♪ P-Lo: "Same Squad"]
- ♪ Same squad, same squad, same squad...
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This is so dope.
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Cerise, you comfy?
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So comf, Tru-boo.
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You look so foine tonight, babe.
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You guys,
doesn't Cerise look foine?
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Yeah, you can barely tell
she's a mop on a Roomba.
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- [grunts]
- No, what he means is,
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yeah, you can barely tell
you're new to this,
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- 'cause you're such a natural.
- Thank you.
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And, Derica, you're such
a natural at tracking down
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discontinued shades
of Girlbossier foundation.
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D! You're wearing Girlbossier
and you ain't sharing?
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Okay, fine. Ha, ha.
I'm wearing their concealer.
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But only because I have
this horrific pimple,
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and I didn't want
anyone to notice,
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but now we're all talking
about it, so thanks.
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Hey, it's cool, D.
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Everybody gets a pass.
[inhales sharply]
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- Right, babe?
- Of course.
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I've mastered girl code.
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My nonexistent lips are sealed.
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Wow-ee, you guys, look.
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- [dance music playing]
- [all] Oh, my God.
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[Benny] Yo.
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The king of debt
has done it again.
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Boo, let's take
a sexy selfie together.
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You read my mind, baby.
You guys, get in this shot.
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All of us?
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- Cheese!
- Oh, okay.
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- [Benny] Gang gang.
- [Dale chuckles]
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It's clout time, baby.
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- [cheering]
- [Benny] Let's fucking go!
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♪ This-this is how we live ♪
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♪ This is how we live...
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[whoops] Welcome to Westy-World,
motherfu...
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I mean, students.
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Y'all ready to get your dicks
wet... I mean, party?
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[cheers] This party is cracking.
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A'ight, gang,
what do we want to do first?
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They got
the Guess Westy's Debt booth,
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Pin the Booty
on Mrs. Weston. Oh.
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We definitely got to hit up the
Zillow Mortgage Bounce Haus.
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Sorry, Tru,
I got a date with destiny.
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And there's my queen now.
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Wish me luck.
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Ooh, I see Melody.
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I wonder what
her hair smells like.
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I'm gonna go find out. Bye.
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Hmm. Benny?
How about you, me and Cerise
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hit the henna face tat staysh?
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Get some matching Gucci Mane
ice cream tattoos?
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Dawg, you know ice cream rules
everything around me,
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but I got to start mingling
with these people
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before the polls
close in an hour.
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And then there were two.
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Lily?
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- [laughter]
- Lily?
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Excuse me, sorry.
Hey, hey, Lily.
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Lil, I have something
super important to tell you.
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[boy] Yeah, me, too.
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[exhales]
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[Disco] [laughs] Whoa, whoa.
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You on the list?
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Uh, no, but...
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Come on, Derica.
Let's just fast-forward
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to the part where we drag
you out of here.
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[sighs]
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[groans]
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[laughter]
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Hans Kim.
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Heard you got a trampoline.
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Say, have you cast your vote
for clout king?
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Uh, sorry, Benny.
Jules already got to me.
242
00:09:39,913 --> 00:09:42,541
He hooked it up with
a $20 gift card to Chipotle.
243
00:09:42,624 --> 00:09:44,126
What the fuck?
244
00:09:44,209 --> 00:09:48,463
♪ Want to give you a call,
but I know...
245
00:09:48,547 --> 00:09:51,717
Thanks for making me feel like
a real girl tonight, Tru-boo.
246
00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:54,011
Hey, you're the realest
person here, babe.
247
00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:56,388
I wouldn't trade you
for all the juice in the world.
248
00:09:56,471 --> 00:09:59,182
I love it when we jam,
just the two of us.
249
00:09:59,266 --> 00:10:02,019
When I'm with you, it's like
the whole world melts away.
250
00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:03,645
- Mmm... What the...?
- [Benny] Yo.
251
00:10:03,729 --> 00:10:05,230
This dance fucking sucks.
252
00:10:05,314 --> 00:10:06,898
[grunts]
253
00:10:06,982 --> 00:10:08,692
Yo, what? What happened, bro?
254
00:10:08,775 --> 00:10:11,737
Jules is straight-up bribing
kids with diarrhea gift cards.
255
00:10:11,820 --> 00:10:14,489
And Melody's in the Fort Knox
of VIP booths.
256
00:10:14,573 --> 00:10:16,158
There's no way I can get to her.
257
00:10:16,241 --> 00:10:18,827
Tell me about it, D. It's like
Schwimmer's over there.
258
00:10:18,910 --> 00:10:20,829
You got to get in line
and take a number.
259
00:10:20,912 --> 00:10:22,265
Come on, let's get the fuck
out of here.
260
00:10:22,289 --> 00:10:24,333
I'm-a call us a Jewber,
aka Dale's dad.
261
00:10:24,416 --> 00:10:25,834
Hey. Uh-uh, wait a second.
262
00:10:25,917 --> 00:10:29,212
Y'all are just gonna give up
after one try? Come on.
263
00:10:29,296 --> 00:10:31,340
If I had given up on Cerise
after she catfished me
264
00:10:31,423 --> 00:10:33,884
at Chernobyl Fest,
we wouldn't be here right now.
265
00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:37,012
Yeah, I don't know if you can
really compare our situations.
266
00:10:37,095 --> 00:10:39,056
Hey, you know what?
We're gonna help you.
267
00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:41,850
Wait, we are? But, Tru...
268
00:10:41,933 --> 00:10:44,978
Babe, if you help them with this
they're gonna stan you forever.
269
00:10:45,062 --> 00:10:48,231
It's perfect, y'all.
Cerise is a genius, for real.
270
00:10:48,315 --> 00:10:50,609
She's like
the hotter version of Google.
271
00:10:50,692 --> 00:10:53,028
Wait, really, Cerise?
You would do that for us?
272
00:10:58,325 --> 00:11:01,453
Of course.
I would love to help you.
273
00:11:01,536 --> 00:11:03,205
It would be my p-p-pleasure.
274
00:11:03,246 --> 00:11:05,123
♪ ♪
275
00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:10,128
[Phyllis] Here.
276
00:11:10,212 --> 00:11:12,506
Ugh, where the "F" is he?
277
00:11:12,589 --> 00:11:14,758
[Hiroki] I'm right here, bitch.
278
00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:17,844
♪ ♪
279
00:11:25,894 --> 00:11:29,231
Okay, listen, my liege...
I mean, Hiroki. Fuck!
280
00:11:29,314 --> 00:11:31,483
[laughs]
281
00:11:31,566 --> 00:11:33,795
Look, I asked you here because
I want to squash this beef
282
00:11:33,819 --> 00:11:35,153
once and for all.
283
00:11:35,237 --> 00:11:37,072
Oh, I'm all for squashing beef.
284
00:11:37,155 --> 00:11:40,075
I just have one caveat.
285
00:11:40,158 --> 00:11:43,412
I want you to leave Fairfax.
286
00:11:43,495 --> 00:11:46,623
Melrose, La Brea, Sunset.
287
00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:52,546
Go to Abu fucking Dhabi for all
I care, but Fairfax is mine.
288
00:11:52,629 --> 00:11:54,148
- [♪ Kruize: "Lala Land"]
- ♪ I'm wearing 8 ♪
289
00:11:54,172 --> 00:11:56,007
♪ I got the fro...
290
00:11:56,091 --> 00:11:58,969
Damn, it's like The Bachelor: Middle School edish.
291
00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:02,264
I haven't seen a sausage party
like this since my Scout days.
292
00:12:02,347 --> 00:12:03,723
Dale, look at me.
293
00:12:03,807 --> 00:12:06,518
I'm a billion dollars
in experimental marketing tech.
294
00:12:06,601 --> 00:12:08,603
You think I'm gonna let
a couple seventh grade boys
295
00:12:08,687 --> 00:12:09,813
get in my way?
296
00:12:09,896 --> 00:12:11,648
Peep this shit.
297
00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:15,235
Hmm, looks like Cubby's
grandma isn't doing too well.
298
00:12:15,318 --> 00:12:17,279
[phone ringing]
299
00:12:17,362 --> 00:12:19,573
[gasps] Mom? Is everything okay?
300
00:12:19,656 --> 00:12:21,092
[woman's voice] It's Grandma,
Cub Cub.
301
00:12:21,116 --> 00:12:23,118
She's not gonna make it
through the night.
302
00:12:23,201 --> 00:12:25,454
We need you
to come home right now.
303
00:12:25,537 --> 00:12:27,330
What? [panting]
304
00:12:27,414 --> 00:12:29,541
I'm coming, Grandma!
305
00:12:29,624 --> 00:12:31,168
- [laughs]
- Holy smokes.
306
00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:33,962
- Girl, that was savage.
- One down,
307
00:12:34,045 --> 00:12:35,130
seven to go.
308
00:12:37,132 --> 00:12:38,508
- [phone chiming]
- Whoa.
309
00:12:38,592 --> 00:12:40,552
Oh, yeah!
310
00:12:41,845 --> 00:12:43,138
[phone buzzing]
311
00:12:47,601 --> 00:12:50,270
- All right, Dale. You're up.
- [inhales] Okay.
312
00:12:52,606 --> 00:12:54,858
- [grunts, chuckles]
- [gasps] Dale.
313
00:12:54,941 --> 00:12:58,278
Hey. I love your suit.
It's so beige.
314
00:12:58,361 --> 00:13:00,155
Oh, thanks.
My dad got married in it.
315
00:13:00,238 --> 00:13:03,158
I, uh, I just wanted to say...
316
00:13:04,409 --> 00:13:06,620
Girl, you look sexy as hell.
317
00:13:06,703 --> 00:13:08,455
[laughs]
318
00:13:08,538 --> 00:13:09,664
[both laugh]
319
00:13:09,748 --> 00:13:13,376
- Ooh, ooh.
- Chug, chug. Chug it, kid.
320
00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:14,794
How's it looking, D?
321
00:13:14,878 --> 00:13:17,339
Melody hasn't looked up
from her phone once and...
322
00:13:17,422 --> 00:13:20,967
WTF? Disco's wearing Latrine
night-vision goggles?
323
00:13:21,051 --> 00:13:24,012
Are you serious? How are
we supposed to get past him?
324
00:13:24,095 --> 00:13:26,473
If you can't get in,
you got to draw 'em out.
325
00:13:26,556 --> 00:13:28,683
Hold up. Are we about
to set up a thirst trap?
326
00:13:28,767 --> 00:13:30,268
[♪ Skiddalz: "Make It Happen"]
327
00:13:30,352 --> 00:13:33,104
♪ A tisket, a tasket,
a mil off in my basket ♪
328
00:13:33,188 --> 00:13:36,024
♪ I don't have it now,
but I bet I'll make it happen ♪
329
00:13:36,107 --> 00:13:38,068
♪ Happen, happen,
I bet I'll make it happen...
330
00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:40,237
[Cerise] Jackpot.
331
00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:44,032
This hippo's about to get
very, very hungry.
332
00:13:44,115 --> 00:13:46,368
- [♪ Spandau Ballet: "True"]
- Ooh. Mmm.
333
00:13:46,451 --> 00:13:50,372
- I think it's working.
- Crank up that thirst meter, babe.
334
00:13:50,455 --> 00:13:52,165
Ooh.
335
00:13:52,249 --> 00:13:54,042
Huh.
336
00:13:54,125 --> 00:13:56,044
[grunts] Oh, my God.
337
00:13:56,127 --> 00:14:00,549
Is anyone else, like, really
craving a Cinnabon right now?
338
00:14:00,632 --> 00:14:04,636
♪ I know this much is true...
339
00:14:04,719 --> 00:14:06,930
Looking for something?
340
00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:12,018
- [♪ Ni/Co: "Let's Get Weird"]
- [cheering]
341
00:14:12,102 --> 00:14:14,813
Oh... [laughs]
342
00:14:14,896 --> 00:14:16,147
♪ Into your world...
343
00:14:16,231 --> 00:14:17,983
[shouts]
344
00:14:18,066 --> 00:14:19,818
- Ta-da!
- [cheering, applause]
345
00:14:19,901 --> 00:14:21,319
Shit, that was inspired.
346
00:14:21,403 --> 00:14:23,947
- I'm donezo. It's over.
- [Cerise] No, it's not.
347
00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:27,450
According to my CPU, only 75.6%
of the seventh grade has voted.
348
00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:28,952
The remaining 24.4%
is undecided,
349
00:14:29,035 --> 00:14:30,704
and 83% percent of the 24.4%...
350
00:14:30,787 --> 00:14:32,914
Yo, not everyone
is a genius robot.
351
00:14:32,998 --> 00:14:35,125
Can you spell it out
for the basics?
352
00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:36,793
It means you still have
a chance.
353
00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:39,421
Let me ask,
how flexible are you?
354
00:14:39,504 --> 00:14:42,674
♪ What a great word, wanna
invite me into your world ♪
355
00:14:42,757 --> 00:14:44,634
♪ Ain't no alien,
forget what you heard ♪ ♪
356
00:14:44,718 --> 00:14:46,303
- [music stops]
- [crowd gasping]
357
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:49,306
[screaming]
358
00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:51,391
[Weston shouting]
359
00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:57,105
Ladies and gentlemen,
gaydies and gentlethems,
360
00:14:57,188 --> 00:14:59,608
please give it up
for the cloutiest kid I know,
361
00:14:59,691 --> 00:15:02,027
Benjamin Hyung-Joon Choi.
362
00:15:03,862 --> 00:15:05,214
- [♪ Missy Elliott: "Lose Control"]
- [crowd gasping]
363
00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:06,740
Follow my lead.
364
00:15:06,823 --> 00:15:08,617
- ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪
- ♪ Here we go now ♪
365
00:15:08,700 --> 00:15:11,369
♪ I've got a cute face,
chubby waist ♪
366
00:15:11,453 --> 00:15:13,038
♪ Thick legs in shape ♪
367
00:15:13,121 --> 00:15:14,706
♪ Rump shakin' both ways ♪
368
00:15:14,789 --> 00:15:17,250
♪ Make you do a double take ♪
369
00:15:17,334 --> 00:15:18,460
♪ Everybody here ♪
370
00:15:18,543 --> 00:15:20,754
♪ Get it out of control...
371
00:15:20,837 --> 00:15:22,339
What the fuck?
372
00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:23,840
♪ 'Cause Misdemeanor said so ♪
373
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:25,550
♪ Everybody...
374
00:15:25,634 --> 00:15:26,968
It's working.
375
00:15:27,052 --> 00:15:28,762
- ♪ Everybody ♪
- ♪ Step, step ♪
376
00:15:28,845 --> 00:15:30,847
- ♪ Everybody ♪
- ♪ Let's go ♪ ♪
377
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:33,642
- [cheering, applause]
- Yeah! Ha, ha!
378
00:15:33,725 --> 00:15:35,226
You did it, Cerise.
379
00:15:35,310 --> 00:15:37,395
I-I'm gonna win clout king!
380
00:15:37,479 --> 00:15:39,814
And I'm gonna have Truman
all to myself.
381
00:15:39,898 --> 00:15:41,024
[cackles]
382
00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:42,442
Wait, what?
383
00:15:42,525 --> 00:15:44,861
Have fun being clout king.
Bye, bitch.
384
00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:46,905
- Benny, dude, that was sick.
- Oh, my God.
385
00:15:46,988 --> 00:15:48,341
She wants to break up
the gang gang.
386
00:15:48,365 --> 00:15:49,824
I got to go tell everyo...
[shouts]
387
00:15:49,908 --> 00:15:51,576
May I have this dance?
388
00:15:51,660 --> 00:15:53,662
[cries] No!
389
00:15:55,413 --> 00:15:58,124
I thought about your offer
and here's my counter.
390
00:15:58,208 --> 00:16:00,502
Fuck you! You go to Melrose.
391
00:16:00,585 --> 00:16:04,339
Me leave? Bitch, I am Fairfax.
392
00:16:04,422 --> 00:16:07,967
I'm as much a staple of this
block as this Jewish deli.
393
00:16:08,051 --> 00:16:10,595
You're a fad, Brian.
394
00:16:10,679 --> 00:16:12,305
A flash in the pan,
395
00:16:12,389 --> 00:16:14,766
like your dumbass
tennis ball shoes.
396
00:16:14,849 --> 00:16:17,477
Billie Eilish loves
the tennis ball shoes.
397
00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:19,354
You know, you talk
a big game for someone
398
00:16:19,437 --> 00:16:21,815
who had to check themselves
into a home for clout fatigue.
399
00:16:21,898 --> 00:16:25,193
That's right.
He fucking fatigued that ass.
400
00:16:25,276 --> 00:16:29,197
You wish. The Dorito Boy
helped me get my groove back.
401
00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:30,657
And unless you
and your twin sister
402
00:16:30,740 --> 00:16:33,076
with her Kmart slacks leave,
403
00:16:33,159 --> 00:16:35,036
the whole world
is going to be off Off-Brian.
404
00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:37,038
That's it.
405
00:16:37,122 --> 00:16:39,916
[both shout]
406
00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:42,210
[muffled grunting]
407
00:16:44,754 --> 00:16:46,339
[laughs]
408
00:16:46,423 --> 00:16:47,882
[Brianna] Oh, God.
409
00:16:47,966 --> 00:16:49,259
- [grunts]
- Fuck.
410
00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:51,803
[laughs] I'm immune
to chloroform,
411
00:16:51,886 --> 00:16:54,806
you ungrateful twat.
412
00:16:54,889 --> 00:16:56,391
I've been microdosing for years
413
00:16:56,474 --> 00:16:59,769
to prepare for this
exact situation.
414
00:16:59,853 --> 00:17:01,062
No...
415
00:17:01,146 --> 00:17:03,148
Yes! Face it.
416
00:17:03,231 --> 00:17:06,484
Whatever you do,
however you come at me...
417
00:17:06,568 --> 00:17:11,364
I will always clap back
louder and harder.
418
00:17:11,448 --> 00:17:13,700
Put him down, you fucking brute.
419
00:17:15,827 --> 00:17:17,370
- [grunts]
- Brian.
420
00:17:17,454 --> 00:17:19,956
You barked up the wrong bitch,
Hiroki.
421
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:22,459
This means war!
422
00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:24,836
Oh, fucking bring it, then!
423
00:17:24,919 --> 00:17:27,046
- Jennifer, let me go.
- [♪ Joji: "Sanctuary"]
424
00:17:27,130 --> 00:17:28,548
Look, it's the CIA.
425
00:17:28,631 --> 00:17:30,276
They found out
you were hacking the Pentagon.
426
00:17:30,300 --> 00:17:32,469
- Really? Where?
- [Benny panting]
427
00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:35,013
[chuckles]
So, uh,
428
00:17:35,096 --> 00:17:39,350
- is this, like, the super, super VIP section, or...
- Shh.
429
00:17:39,434 --> 00:17:40,727
I don't care what Nabisco says.
430
00:17:40,810 --> 00:17:42,896
I can't stop thinking about you.
431
00:17:42,979 --> 00:17:44,773
♪ I'll give you
somethin' so real ♪
432
00:17:44,856 --> 00:17:47,317
- [Derica moans]
- [panting] Derica.
433
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:48,568
- Huh?!
- We need to talk.
434
00:17:48,651 --> 00:17:51,029
Benny, I will kill you.
435
00:17:51,112 --> 00:17:53,531
- Now!
- I'll be right back.
436
00:17:53,615 --> 00:17:57,869
♪ If you've been waitin'
for fallin' in love...
437
00:17:57,952 --> 00:18:00,079
Lily, I-I really like you.
438
00:18:00,163 --> 00:18:01,831
I've liked you
since the first time
439
00:18:01,915 --> 00:18:03,458
you threw a dodgeball
at my face.
440
00:18:03,541 --> 00:18:06,544
You make me feel
like a salmon swimming upstream.
441
00:18:06,628 --> 00:18:07,754
I like you, too, Dale.
442
00:18:07,837 --> 00:18:10,131
I guess call me a grizzly bear,
443
00:18:10,215 --> 00:18:13,885
'cause I want to scoop you up
and rip you to shreds.
444
00:18:13,968 --> 00:18:15,845
Oh, geez.
445
00:18:15,929 --> 00:18:17,639
Oh, my God. Dale.
446
00:18:17,722 --> 00:18:19,766
- Is that Molly?
- Altoid.
447
00:18:19,849 --> 00:18:22,060
- For when I do this.
- ♪ First kiss ♪ ♪
448
00:18:22,143 --> 00:18:24,312
Dale!
Gang gang emergency meeting.
449
00:18:24,395 --> 00:18:26,314
- Now!
- No. No. No, no, no, no. Lily!
450
00:18:26,397 --> 00:18:29,275
It's okay!
Just come find me after?
451
00:18:29,359 --> 00:18:30,527
Benny,
452
00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:33,238
this better be
the most important fucking thing
453
00:18:33,321 --> 00:18:35,073
- in the world.
- For real, man.
454
00:18:35,156 --> 00:18:36,574
I was about to French.
455
00:18:36,658 --> 00:18:38,701
Yo, we need to talk
about Cerise.
456
00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:40,495
Dude, I was so wrong about her.
457
00:18:40,578 --> 00:18:42,247
- She is incredible.
- Yeah.
458
00:18:42,330 --> 00:18:44,582
She's like an angel
sent from fruit snack heaven.
459
00:18:44,666 --> 00:18:47,252
She's fucking evil, you guys!
460
00:18:47,335 --> 00:18:49,254
- Huh?
- Nah, B.
461
00:18:49,337 --> 00:18:51,589
Look, I thought so, too,
at first, but I was hella wrong.
462
00:18:51,673 --> 00:18:54,050
She's a little kooky
'cause she's a computer program,
463
00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:55,426
but she's not evil.
464
00:18:55,510 --> 00:18:57,178
You were 100% right.
465
00:18:57,262 --> 00:18:59,931
- How do you know?
- Dawg, she's a master manipulator.
466
00:19:00,014 --> 00:19:01,307
Don't you see?
467
00:19:01,391 --> 00:19:02,600
This whole fucking night
468
00:19:02,684 --> 00:19:04,519
was just her plan
to get rid of us.
469
00:19:04,602 --> 00:19:06,980
Okay, guys, I think
we got to just talk to Truman
470
00:19:07,063 --> 00:19:08,106
and clear this all up.
471
00:19:08,189 --> 00:19:09,357
Uh, I don't know.
472
00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:10,733
If we confront him about Cerise,
473
00:19:10,817 --> 00:19:12,652
he might flip out on us again.
474
00:19:12,735 --> 00:19:17,240
Look at me. She is
a fucking psycho robot bitch!
475
00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:19,701
Did someone say
"psycho robot bitch"?
476
00:19:19,784 --> 00:19:21,369
- [screams]
- You.
477
00:19:21,452 --> 00:19:23,162
Tell them.
You're trying to break up
478
00:19:23,246 --> 00:19:25,331
- the gang gang, aren't you?
- Oh, he's right.
479
00:19:25,415 --> 00:19:27,685
- I'm splitting up the stupid little gang gang.
- [Derica and Dale gasp]
480
00:19:27,709 --> 00:19:29,794
You're too much of a distraction
for my Tru-boo.
481
00:19:29,878 --> 00:19:32,380
But we accepted you
with open arms.
482
00:19:32,463 --> 00:19:35,133
You think I give a fuck
about your junior high crushes
483
00:19:35,216 --> 00:19:37,343
and your lame-ass
clout king race?
484
00:19:37,427 --> 00:19:40,346
Truman is mine.
And now that you cornball losers
485
00:19:40,430 --> 00:19:43,266
have what you want,
I have what I want.
486
00:19:43,349 --> 00:19:45,602
[laughs]
487
00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:48,354
- [feedback screeches]
- All right, Hypebeasts.
488
00:19:48,438 --> 00:19:51,357
It's time to announce
our clout king and queen.
489
00:19:51,441 --> 00:19:53,526
- [cheering]
- May the powers of Stephen Sondheim
490
00:19:53,610 --> 00:19:56,154
and RuPaul's Drag Race bless me.
491
00:19:56,237 --> 00:19:58,364
- You won't get away with this.
- [Cerise scoffs]
492
00:19:58,448 --> 00:20:01,451
Of course I will.
The gang gang's toast.
493
00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:04,370
Especially after Truman hears
that you tried to murder me.
494
00:20:04,454 --> 00:20:06,372
Tried to what?
495
00:20:06,456 --> 00:20:08,684
- Aah, let go of me, Benny. Ow!
- Yo, I'm not doing anything.
496
00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:10,585
- Derica! How could you?
- Dude.
497
00:20:10,668 --> 00:20:12,545
- What is going on?
- [grunts] Dale? Stop!
498
00:20:12,629 --> 00:20:14,547
- Shit.
- Guys? - No, I thought we were friends.
499
00:20:14,631 --> 00:20:16,382
- No! No!
- Cerise, no.
500
00:20:16,466 --> 00:20:17,508
[screams]
501
00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:25,892
- Oh, my God.
- What the fuck? - Holy shit.
502
00:20:25,975 --> 00:20:27,975
- [drumroll playing]
- This year's clout king is...
503
00:20:28,019 --> 00:20:29,479
Holy shit,
504
00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:30,897
it's Benny Choi.
505
00:20:30,980 --> 00:20:32,732
- [cheering]
- Yeah! That's my boy!
506
00:20:32,815 --> 00:20:34,359
Let's go, Benny!
507
00:20:34,442 --> 00:20:36,778
All right, where is
that little baby pumpkin at?
508
00:20:36,861 --> 00:20:39,155
Yeah, where is Benny? Or Cerise?
509
00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:40,740
Or Derica and Dale?
510
00:20:40,823 --> 00:20:42,742
Oh, this is bad.
This is really, really bad.
511
00:20:42,825 --> 00:20:44,303
- [door opens]
- [Truman] Hey, yo, yo, yo, Benny!
512
00:20:44,327 --> 00:20:45,870
You will not believe it.
513
00:20:45,954 --> 00:20:47,538
What the fuck?
514
00:20:47,622 --> 00:20:48,873
Cerise!
[panting]
515
00:20:51,125 --> 00:20:54,212
- Baby!
- [coughs] Truman.
516
00:20:54,295 --> 00:20:55,672
Oh, thank God. You're alive.
517
00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:57,256
Cerise, baby, what happened?
518
00:20:57,340 --> 00:20:59,759
The gang gang called me
a psycho robot bitch
519
00:20:59,842 --> 00:21:01,928
and then p-p-pushed me
off the stairs
520
00:21:02,011 --> 00:21:03,554
- and tried to murder me.
- [gasps]
521
00:21:03,638 --> 00:21:05,264
- No, we didn't!
- Yo, she's lying, Tru.
522
00:21:05,348 --> 00:21:07,350
- Fuck you, Cerise!
- Look.
523
00:21:07,433 --> 00:21:08,726
I can prove it.
524
00:21:08,810 --> 00:21:10,812
Psycho robot bitch!
525
00:21:12,647 --> 00:21:14,148
[gasps]
526
00:21:14,232 --> 00:21:16,484
What the hell is wrong
with you guys?
527
00:21:16,567 --> 00:21:18,695
Cerise spent all night
trying to help you.
528
00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:20,446
All she wanted
was to be friends,
529
00:21:20,530 --> 00:21:23,032
but you just couldn't let her
in the gang gang, could you?
530
00:21:23,116 --> 00:21:24,367
Truman, let us explain.
531
00:21:24,450 --> 00:21:25,785
Explain this, D.
532
00:21:25,868 --> 00:21:28,329
You didn't approve of Cerise
from the start.
533
00:21:28,413 --> 00:21:31,499
Your whole "inclusivity" brand
534
00:21:31,582 --> 00:21:33,876
- is bullshit. And Dale.
- Oh!
535
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:36,671
You never told me
that you had a Scouts badge
536
00:21:36,754 --> 00:21:38,715
in betrayal,
you fake-ass friend.
537
00:21:38,798 --> 00:21:41,342
No, it's not for betrayal.
It's for B-trails.
538
00:21:41,426 --> 00:21:42,885
They're the bunny slopes
of hiking.
539
00:21:42,969 --> 00:21:45,138
Dale, shut the fuck up!
540
00:21:45,221 --> 00:21:47,098
Bro, she's trying
to tear us apart.
541
00:21:47,181 --> 00:21:49,350
You got to be kidding me, Benny.
542
00:21:49,434 --> 00:21:51,144
Derica and Dale,
that's one thing,
543
00:21:51,227 --> 00:21:53,104
but I did not expect this shit
from you, bro.
544
00:21:53,187 --> 00:21:55,565
I thought you were my boy.
545
00:21:55,648 --> 00:21:57,775
We were collab partners
for life, but nah.
546
00:21:57,859 --> 00:21:59,485
We still are, bro.
547
00:21:59,569 --> 00:22:01,029
Come on!
You're really gonna believe
548
00:22:01,112 --> 00:22:03,197
a fucking app on your phone
over us?
549
00:22:03,281 --> 00:22:05,825
I'll give you an app.
And a main course.
550
00:22:05,908 --> 00:22:08,494
You're just jealous
'cause I'm out here evolving
551
00:22:08,578 --> 00:22:12,248
- while you're stuck in basic-ass Latrine land.
- Yeah?
552
00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:14,500
Well, what about you, man?
Your whole life
553
00:22:14,584 --> 00:22:17,336
is one giant
untitled shit project!
554
00:22:17,420 --> 00:22:18,463
[Derica and Dale gasp]
555
00:22:18,546 --> 00:22:21,215
- [grunts]
- It's no use, babe.
556
00:22:21,299 --> 00:22:23,551
They just hate us
'cause they ain't us.
557
00:22:24,594 --> 00:22:27,346
The only people
trying to break up gang gang
558
00:22:27,430 --> 00:22:30,141
is you three.
[sniffles]
559
00:22:30,224 --> 00:22:31,559
Fuck you guys forever.
560
00:22:31,642 --> 00:22:33,728
Let's get out of here, Cerise.
561
00:22:33,811 --> 00:22:35,897
- [Dale] Truman, no.
- Dude, please. - Truman, wait.
562
00:22:35,980 --> 00:22:37,565
[whirring]
563
00:22:38,983 --> 00:22:40,568
[Weston clears throat]
564
00:22:44,864 --> 00:22:49,077
I've never been this horny
for drama.
565
00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:50,578
I'm sorry, Derica.
566
00:22:50,661 --> 00:22:52,580
A lot of my followers are bots,
567
00:22:52,663 --> 00:22:55,666
so I can't be seen with you.
It's bad for my brand.
568
00:22:55,750 --> 00:22:58,628
- [gasps] Melody.
- [Weston] Benny,
569
00:22:58,711 --> 00:23:00,505
I got to say,
that was some fucked-up shit.
570
00:23:00,588 --> 00:23:02,298
You are no longer clout king.
571
00:23:02,381 --> 00:23:03,382
Wait, I won?
572
00:23:03,466 --> 00:23:05,218
- Not anymore.
- [gasps] So I won?
573
00:23:05,301 --> 00:23:07,011
Nope. I'm the clout king.
574
00:23:07,095 --> 00:23:08,888
Suck it, you basic bitches.
575
00:23:08,971 --> 00:23:10,731
- Let's roll, Salary.
- [vehicle approaching]
576
00:23:10,765 --> 00:23:12,100
[horn honks]
577
00:23:14,102 --> 00:23:16,938
Blessings, Fairfax Middle.
578
00:23:17,021 --> 00:23:19,190
- Cody?
- Cody? Oh, dear God. No.
579
00:23:19,273 --> 00:23:22,902
That's right. I'm back, baby,
and I'm a changed man.
580
00:23:22,985 --> 00:23:26,572
I've officially rebranded
to @Cody4Jesus.
581
00:23:26,656 --> 00:23:28,157
♪ Oh, yeah ♪ ♪
582
00:23:28,241 --> 00:23:31,119
No pranks, all charity.
583
00:23:32,495 --> 00:23:34,789
Sup, Lils. You want to talk?
584
00:23:34,872 --> 00:23:35,915
Oh, my God.
585
00:23:35,998 --> 00:23:37,542
Lily. But I...
586
00:23:37,625 --> 00:23:40,002
I, uh, I need to, uh...
587
00:23:40,086 --> 00:23:41,629
I need to go.
588
00:23:42,672 --> 00:23:46,592
- Worst.
- Night. - Ever.
589
00:23:48,469 --> 00:23:51,097
Trust me, boo.
They are gonna pay for this.
590
00:23:51,180 --> 00:23:53,474
[gasps]
Babe, look.
591
00:23:55,017 --> 00:23:56,894
Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?
592
00:23:58,187 --> 00:23:59,564
What do you want?
593
00:23:59,647 --> 00:24:02,191
To take down Latrine.
594
00:24:03,234 --> 00:24:06,529
In that case,
have a seat, my liege.
595
00:24:06,612 --> 00:24:09,532
Phyllis! A round of pickles
for the table.
596
00:24:09,615 --> 00:24:11,784
- ♪ Mr. Bad Guy ♪
- ♪ Bad guy ♪
597
00:24:11,868 --> 00:24:14,162
- ♪ Know I'm not the one ♪
- ♪ I'm not the one ♪
598
00:24:14,245 --> 00:24:16,122
♪ I'll burn the city down
for fun ♪
599
00:24:16,205 --> 00:24:18,666
- ♪ I'm doing whatever I like ♪
- ♪ Whatever I like ♪
600
00:24:18,749 --> 00:24:21,002
- ♪ If you see me, better run ♪
- ♪ Better run ♪
601
00:24:21,085 --> 00:24:23,337
♪ 'Cause I'm mister,
mister, mister, mister ♪
602
00:24:23,421 --> 00:24:24,797
♪ This is not a joke ♪
603
00:24:24,881 --> 00:24:26,465
♪ This is not a drill ♪
604
00:24:26,549 --> 00:24:28,134
♪ Pop up and we pop 'em ♪
605
00:24:28,217 --> 00:24:30,094
♪ Get it poppin' like a pill ♪
606
00:24:30,178 --> 00:24:33,723
♪ Drop 'em like an Irish Car
Bomb shot, and I'm for real ♪
607
00:24:33,806 --> 00:24:36,142
- ♪ Mr. Bad Guy ♪
- ♪ Bad guy ♪
608
00:24:36,225 --> 00:24:38,269
- ♪ Know I'm not the one ♪
- ♪ I'm not the one ♪
609
00:24:38,352 --> 00:24:40,229
♪ I'll burn the city down
for fun ♪
610
00:24:40,313 --> 00:24:42,773
- ♪ I'm doing whatever I like ♪
- ♪ Whatever I like ♪
611
00:24:42,857 --> 00:24:45,234
- ♪ If you see me, better run ♪
- ♪ Better run ♪
612
00:24:45,318 --> 00:24:47,486
♪ 'Cause I'm mister,
mister, mister, mister ♪
613
00:24:47,570 --> 00:24:49,155
♪ Mister, mister, mister ♪ ♪
614
00:24:58,206 --> 00:25:00,166
Chirp.