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Ah.

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Ah. Hmm.

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Stuart.

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Illumination!

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<i>♪ That'’s the question ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Who will Gru be tonight? ♪</i>

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<i>♪ That'’s the question ♪</i>

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♪ Hey, what are you hiding? ♪

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♪ Whatcha doing when you gone? ♪

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♪ Nothing wrong being private ♪

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♪ Make sure it ain'’t wrong ♪

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♪ Your life double-sided ♪

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♪ Two-faced like coins ♪

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♪ What side do I get? ♪

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♪ Which side are you on? ♪

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♪ So what have you done? ♪

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♪ Some of your dirt
has come to light ♪

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<i>♪ Why were you ♪</i>

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♪ Speeding up that hill ♪

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♪ Until the brakes came off? ♪

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♪ And someone saw you
in a fight ♪

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<i>♪ Am I right? ♪</i>

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♪ I know you heard the rumors ♪

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♪ You must get over to it
right away ♪

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♪ If anyone can do it ♪

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♪ You gotta get there soon,
it'’s not okay ♪

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♪ You got cars to drive,
plenty jets to fly ♪

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♪ When will you arrive? ♪

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♪ You'’re running outta time ♪

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♪ Don'’t you see that everything
is on the line? ♪

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♪ Am I right? ♪

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<i>♪ Who will you be tonight? ♪</i>

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<i>♪ That'’s the question ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Who will Gru be tonight? ♪</i>

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<i>♪ That'’s the question ♪</i>

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♪ The thrill of
the double life. ♪

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Phil, Ron, Ralph, stay focused!

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Ah. Okay, okay.

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Okay, our target
is Maxime Le Mal,

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one of the Anti-Villain
League'’s most wanted.

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And trust me, a real jerk.

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So, there is no room for error.
Got it?

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Si, boss.

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Uh, boss? Uh, Gru?

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♪ Yo, pretty ladies
around the world ♪

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♪ Got a weird thing
to show you ♪

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♪ So tell all
the boys and girls... ♪

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- Phil! Ron!
- Huh?

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Looka! Looka! Oh!

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Yummos!

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Come here, come here.

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Ah.

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Pusha. Pusha.

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Ah...

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- Helpa. Ah, helpa.
- Ah.

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Ah. Oh, helpa.

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Kids can be so cruel,

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but Maxime can be even crueler!

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Oh!

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Well, well, well.

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Look who it is.

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If it isn'’t Gru-ser the Loser.

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Well, if it isn'’t Maxime Le Mal.

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You look...

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Magnificent?

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Yes, I know.

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What did you think, huh?
I was going to look

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like a bald loser
with a dad bod?

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Oops, looks like
you beat me to it, no?

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Well, that'’s not...

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Ooh!

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Oh.

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It'’s good to laugh, no?

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Anyway, you remember
my girlfriend, Valentina?

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She was captain of
the Femme Fatales cheer squad

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and the most popular girl
in school, huh?

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I remember.

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Good to see you, Valentina.

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What happened, Gru?

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All your dreams of becoming
a famous villain,

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they go poof-poof, huh?

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Well, I don'’t know if you know,

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but I did manage
to steal the moon.

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Really?

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You mean that moon?

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PRINCIPAL UÜBELSCHLECHT:
Is this on?

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Can I have everyone'’s
attention, please?

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Good evening, and welcome,
Lycee Pas Bon alumni.

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Now, we'’re going to kick off
the festivities

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by announcing the winner
of our most coveted award,

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the Golden Alumni.

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And so, without further ado,

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the winner of this year'’s
Golden Alumni is, uh...

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oh, my favorite student,
Maxime Le Mal!

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- What? What?
- Oh, thank you.

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Are you kidding me?

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Thank you. <i>Merci.
Merci beaucoup.</i>

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<i>Mais non,</i> you don'’t have to.

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- Oh, thank you. Thank you.
- ♪ You'’re unbelievable. ♪

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Thank you.

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I'’m sure you all know
that I have

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something very big in the works.

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Now, some of you laughed

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at my childhood obsession
with cockroaches.

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But I quickly learned

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that they are a miracle
of evolution.

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And I have found a way
to harness the strength

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and the speed and the--
what is the word?--

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unsquishability of
the most powerful creature

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on the planet.

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Which makes me indestructible
and unstoppable!

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CROWD [chanting]:
Maxime!

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Maxime! Maxime!

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Behold, the power
of the cockroach!

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Oh!

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Ah.

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Ah.

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Aah, aah! Stop! Oh, oh, stoppa!

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Aah! Stoppa!

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So, my sad little friend,

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what do you say about that, huh?

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Well, I'’d say
you'’re under arrest,

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courtesy of
the Anti-Villain League.

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Oh, I don'’t think so, <i>mon ami.</i>

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Oh, yeah? Goop Grenade!

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Move in.

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- AVL!
- Stay where you are!

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Move, move, move!

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Stay there!

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Freeze!

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Gotcha.

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No, no, no, no, no, no, no! No!

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This is not happening.

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<i>C'’est impossible.</i>

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Get your hands off of me!

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I...
I am commanding you to let...

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So long, Maxime.

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Who'’s the loser now?

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Loser!

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Loser! Loser!

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This is not over!

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You won'’t always have the AVL

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to fight your battles,
you coward.

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Mark my words,
I will exterminate you!

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What?

146
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Not, uh... not scary at all.

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Hello, everybody.

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Gru, what'’s up?
Hey, Gru!

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- Hey, Gru.
- I'’m so happy you'’re here!

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What'’s shaking in the Gru house?

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Look what I taught Lucky.

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Lucky, sit.

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Aw, Lucky. I said "sit."

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Well, it is only
his first lesson.

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Uh, maybe we practice outside
from now on.

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There'’s my favorite husband.

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Did you remember
to get the milk?

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Well, yes. They had a few kinds.

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They got the almond milk,
soy milk, hemp milk,

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oat milk, goat milk,
chocolate milk, half-and-half,

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powdered and of magnesia.

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What about regular milk?

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Uh, they don'’t make that anymore.

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Oh.

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Wait a minute.

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One, two, three girls.

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One wife.

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Something is missing.

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No, I think that'’s
all of us, yeah.

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You know what,
I keep forgetting-- this guy!

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Oh!

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There'’s my boy!

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There he is.

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A-coochie-coochie-
coochie-coochie.

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Where is Daddy'’s hug?

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Oh, looks like somebody'’s
a little cranky.

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Behind that sourpuss,

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I know you love your dada!

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Go on, say it. "Dada."

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"Dada."

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Yes, of course he loves you.

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He just... he just doesn'’t
show it on his face.

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Or with his body language.

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Right, Gru Jr.? Come on.

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Show Daddy
how much you love him.

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Oh, I know what
will make you happy.

187
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Mmm. Bahama Medley.

188
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No?

189
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It'’s from the Bahamas--
all of them.

190
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Look. Oh, so yummy.

191
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Mmm, mmm, mmm.

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Oh, that really tastes
like the Bahamas.

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See? He loves his daddy.

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He'’s sharing.

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Phil, Ralph, Ron.

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Thanks, guys.

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Ramsbottom?

198
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"Bottom."

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00:11:20,921 --> 00:11:22,647
I need a word with you both.

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- Sure, but what...
- I'’m sorry,

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there'’s no time for chitchat.

202
00:11:26,237 --> 00:11:29,102
Maxime Le Mal has sent you
a message from prison.

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<i>Bonjour, Gru.</i>

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I know you can hear me,
so hear this.

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You think you can humiliate me
and get away with it, yes?

206
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But no!
When I break out of prison,

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I'’m coming for my revenge, Gru,

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but this time,
I won'’t go so easy on you.

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And I know where you live,

210
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so you'’d better sleep
with one eye open,

211
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'’cause you can'’t hide from me.

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Sweet dreams, Gru-ser!

213
00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:01,755
Don'’t worry,
he can'’t get out of there.

214
00:12:01,893 --> 00:12:04,413
It'’s a maximum security prison.

215
00:12:04,551 --> 00:12:06,311
Ah, yes, well, um...

216
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he escaped yesterday.

217
00:12:08,244 --> 00:12:09,418
What?!

218
00:12:09,556 --> 00:12:11,075
Leave our home?

219
00:12:11,213 --> 00:12:12,628
Oh, no, you'’re gonna love it.

220
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It'’s-it'’s called the safe house,

221
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and it'’s fun, and it'’s safe,

222
00:12:16,425 --> 00:12:18,392
and it'’s fantastic,
and we'’re going.

223
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Yeah, you'’ll get a new room,
go to a new school.

224
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That'’ll be fun, right?

225
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Everything'’s gonna be new.
We love new.

226
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What about all my friends?

227
00:12:26,228 --> 00:12:28,678
You'’ll make new friends,
probably better ones.

228
00:12:30,439 --> 00:12:32,993
I can'’t believe this.
Yes, yes.

229
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Lot of emotions,
big life change.

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Less talking, more walking.

231
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Come on. Here we go.

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I'’m sorry you can'’t go with us, Lucky.

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Take good care of him.

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Be good, Lucky.

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Don'’t forget to practice
your tricks.

236
00:13:05,923 --> 00:13:08,546
We'’ll arrive at the AVL
safe house in a few hours.

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00:13:08,684 --> 00:13:10,720
Mayflower is a lovely town.

238
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A lovely, safe, boring town.

239
00:13:13,654 --> 00:13:15,380
Trust me,
it is for the best, Gru.

240
00:13:15,518 --> 00:13:17,003
And what about Grandma?

241
00:13:17,141 --> 00:13:18,728
And Uncle Dru?

242
00:13:18,867 --> 00:13:21,421
I'’m sorry, no one can know
of your whereabouts.

243
00:13:21,559 --> 00:13:22,871
Not even family.

244
00:13:23,009 --> 00:13:24,769
Bingo,
there'’s your silver lining.

245
00:13:24,907 --> 00:13:27,737
And you promise to take care
of the other Minions?

246
00:13:27,876 --> 00:13:30,533
They'’ll be safe and sound
at AVL headquarters.

247
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I have big plans for them.

248
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Good luck with that.

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♪ Been a bad girl, I know I am ♪

250
00:13:41,579 --> 00:13:43,236
♪ And I'’m so hot, I need a fan ♪

251
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♪ I don'’t want a boy,
I need a man... ♪

252
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That is it!

253
00:14:04,153 --> 00:14:06,328
Quiet!

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00:14:07,812 --> 00:14:11,022
You are now on Carl'’s bus.

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00:14:11,160 --> 00:14:14,577
And Carl is
a longtime AVL employee

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whose retirement benefits
are almost vested,

257
00:14:17,718 --> 00:14:20,618
so while on Carl'’s bus,

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you follow Carl'’s rules.

259
00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:27,073
No shenanigans, no antics
and no tomfoolery.

260
00:14:27,211 --> 00:14:28,937
Tom?

261
00:14:29,075 --> 00:14:31,560
So this ends now,
or you'’re gonna see

262
00:14:31,698 --> 00:14:35,150
a side of Carl
you do not want to see.

263
00:14:35,288 --> 00:14:38,222
Do I make myself clear?!

264
00:14:38,360 --> 00:14:39,775
Bazooka!

265
00:14:43,468 --> 00:14:45,436
♪ Yah yah yah, boombayah... ♪

266
00:14:47,990 --> 00:14:49,854
Carl does not like this!

267
00:14:49,992 --> 00:14:51,338
Watch your hands.
What are you doing?

268
00:14:51,476 --> 00:14:53,582
Who'’s pinching?! No!

269
00:14:53,720 --> 00:14:55,204
♪ Yah, yah, yah, yah ♪

270
00:14:55,342 --> 00:14:56,309
- ♪ Let'’s go! ♪
- ♪ Ooh-ooh. ♪

271
00:14:59,312 --> 00:15:02,280
<i>Here we are,
the town of Mayflower.</i>

272
00:15:02,418 --> 00:15:03,661
The safe house has been used

273
00:15:03,799 --> 00:15:06,457
to protect our agents
for decades now.

274
00:15:06,595 --> 00:15:08,286
Oh, look at that place.

275
00:15:08,424 --> 00:15:10,910
Wow, look at these lawns,
the flowers.

276
00:15:11,048 --> 00:15:13,084
EDITH [laughing]:
Whoa, that is cool!

277
00:15:13,222 --> 00:15:14,534
Are we really gonna live here?

278
00:15:14,672 --> 00:15:16,432
- Look at that fountain!
- Whoa.

279
00:15:16,570 --> 00:15:18,331
Awesome.

280
00:15:18,469 --> 00:15:19,780
Oh, is that one ours?

281
00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:21,023
Uh, uh, looka.

282
00:15:21,161 --> 00:15:22,335
Whoa!
Look at that!

283
00:15:22,473 --> 00:15:23,612
Oh, that'’s pretty!

284
00:15:23,750 --> 00:15:25,717
I could get used to this.

285
00:15:28,272 --> 00:15:31,309
<i>Ooh, it looks like
a princess lives there!</i>

286
00:15:32,207 --> 00:15:33,898
And here it is.

287
00:15:35,106 --> 00:15:37,281
Your new home.

288
00:15:42,389 --> 00:15:43,701
Oh.

289
00:15:43,839 --> 00:15:45,703
Hmm. No fountain.

290
00:15:45,841 --> 00:15:47,947
I'’m sure it'’s gonna be great.

291
00:15:48,085 --> 00:15:49,500
Come on.

292
00:16:00,683 --> 00:16:04,549
Wow, it'’s so...
cold and uninviting.

293
00:16:04,687 --> 00:16:06,034
But in a homey kind of way.

294
00:16:06,172 --> 00:16:07,380
What?

295
00:16:07,518 --> 00:16:10,624
Yes, everything here
is AVL standard.

296
00:16:10,762 --> 00:16:12,040
What it lacks in comfort,

297
00:16:12,178 --> 00:16:14,145
it more than makes up for
in functionality.

298
00:16:14,283 --> 00:16:17,666
Th-There'’s even a fully
automated lockdown mode.

299
00:16:17,804 --> 00:16:19,185
Isn'’t that fun?

300
00:16:19,323 --> 00:16:21,325
Ooh, full lockdown mode.

301
00:16:21,463 --> 00:16:22,878
Yay.

302
00:16:23,016 --> 00:16:25,087
It has a vending machine!

303
00:16:25,225 --> 00:16:28,366
I love this place!

304
00:16:33,406 --> 00:16:34,855
Uh, uh, looka.

305
00:16:38,238 --> 00:16:39,619
This will be great.

306
00:16:39,757 --> 00:16:41,655
All right, now down to business.

307
00:16:41,793 --> 00:16:45,107
For your own safety, you'’ll all
be assuming new identities.

308
00:16:45,245 --> 00:16:47,765
New identities?
Is that really necessary?

309
00:16:47,903 --> 00:16:49,905
It'’s not up for debate, Gru.

310
00:16:50,043 --> 00:16:52,528
Now, you are
a solar panel salesman.

311
00:16:52,666 --> 00:16:56,360
Lucy, you'’re a hair stylist
at an upscale salon.

312
00:16:56,498 --> 00:16:58,224
A hair stylist?

313
00:16:58,362 --> 00:16:59,915
Yes! Jackpot!

314
00:17:00,053 --> 00:17:01,744
Silas, did you choose that
because you knew

315
00:17:01,882 --> 00:17:04,713
I cut my own hair and that
I would totally rock at this?

316
00:17:04,851 --> 00:17:06,818
No.

317
00:17:06,956 --> 00:17:08,372
"Chet Cunningham."

318
00:17:08,510 --> 00:17:11,375
Da, that'’s got
a nice ring to it.

319
00:17:11,513 --> 00:17:12,755
Girls.

320
00:17:12,893 --> 00:17:13,963
Cool.

321
00:17:14,102 --> 00:17:15,620
I'’m Blair.

322
00:17:15,758 --> 00:17:17,174
Britney?

323
00:17:17,312 --> 00:17:18,865
My name is Bree?

324
00:17:19,003 --> 00:17:21,005
Oh, come on. There are
worse names than Bree.

325
00:17:21,143 --> 00:17:23,042
Yeah, like Blanche.

326
00:17:23,180 --> 00:17:24,664
Yes, Margo.

327
00:17:24,802 --> 00:17:27,115
Blanche?
Oh, that is a terrible name.

328
00:17:28,357 --> 00:17:30,911
Imagine being named Blanche.

329
00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:33,293
Truly, I cannot think
of a worse...

330
00:17:33,431 --> 00:17:35,192
My name'’s Blanche, isn'’t it?

331
00:17:35,330 --> 00:17:36,434
Yup.

332
00:17:36,572 --> 00:17:38,298
Well, I'’ll get used to it.

333
00:17:38,436 --> 00:17:41,474
Well, why don'’t you girls go
and pick out your rooms

334
00:17:41,612 --> 00:17:44,097
while I have a word
with your parents?

335
00:17:46,272 --> 00:17:48,205
Yes, I-I didn'’t want
to frighten the girls,

336
00:17:48,343 --> 00:17:49,896
but it is absolutely crucial

337
00:17:50,034 --> 00:17:52,554
you keep your true identities
under wraps.

338
00:17:52,692 --> 00:17:56,454
Gru, you'’re going to have
to try to not be so Gru-ish.

339
00:17:56,592 --> 00:17:58,284
What is that supposed to mean?

340
00:17:58,422 --> 00:18:01,839
Well, I'’m just saying you tend
to stand out in a crowd.

341
00:18:01,977 --> 00:18:03,668
That'’s all. You know, you, uh...

342
00:18:03,806 --> 00:18:06,257
Like the way you'’re always
cranky and irritable

343
00:18:06,395 --> 00:18:08,501
and, uh, how you make things
a bit awkward

344
00:18:08,639 --> 00:18:09,881
for everyone around you.

345
00:18:10,019 --> 00:18:11,538
You do do that.

346
00:18:11,676 --> 00:18:13,816
- I mean, you, you know, you...
- Okay, enough.

347
00:18:13,954 --> 00:18:16,716
I don'’t make people awkward
or uncomfortable.

348
00:18:16,854 --> 00:18:18,718
I'’m very comforting.

349
00:18:18,856 --> 00:18:20,754
Like a nice meat loaf.

350
00:18:20,892 --> 00:18:22,963
I'’m pretty delicious.

351
00:18:26,657 --> 00:18:28,176
This is not awkward.

352
00:18:28,314 --> 00:18:29,867
You'’re the ones
who are making it awkward.

353
00:18:30,005 --> 00:18:31,903
Gru, you have to blend in.

354
00:18:32,041 --> 00:18:33,802
Your family'’s lives
are at stake.

355
00:18:33,940 --> 00:18:35,286
You understand?

356
00:18:35,424 --> 00:18:37,116
Of course. Yes.
Fully understand.

357
00:18:37,254 --> 00:18:40,049
We would do anything to keep
our family safe. Yeah.

358
00:18:40,188 --> 00:18:43,294
Right, well, I'’ll be in contact
when this is all over.

359
00:18:43,432 --> 00:18:46,366
Until then,
capturing Maxime Le Mal

360
00:18:46,504 --> 00:18:48,851
is our top priority.

361
00:18:49,818 --> 00:18:51,509
Stay safe.

362
00:18:53,408 --> 00:18:55,962
You know what, Gru?
Maybe this isn'’t so bad.

363
00:18:56,100 --> 00:18:58,033
We need a break
from chasing down villains

364
00:18:58,171 --> 00:19:00,380
and dangerous missions, right?

365
00:19:00,518 --> 00:19:03,038
We can actually be
a normal family for once.

366
00:19:03,176 --> 00:19:05,385
And I can finally spend

367
00:19:05,523 --> 00:19:08,354
some little bonding time
with the baby.

368
00:19:08,492 --> 00:19:11,011
It'’s gonna be great, right, pal?

369
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:12,910
Who'’s got your nose?
Who'’s got...

370
00:19:13,048 --> 00:19:15,671
Aah! He'’s got my nose!

371
00:19:17,225 --> 00:19:18,536
Quite the grip there.

372
00:19:18,674 --> 00:19:19,951
The kid is strong.

373
00:19:29,892 --> 00:19:31,031
Ah.

374
00:19:39,108 --> 00:19:41,076
♪ ♪

375
00:19:47,255 --> 00:19:49,947
♪ Let'’s be free, baby,
and cruise the world ♪

376
00:19:50,085 --> 00:19:51,880
♪ Are you with it, girl? ♪

377
00:19:52,018 --> 00:19:56,229
♪ I'’m free to do what I want
and have a good time... ♪

378
00:19:58,542 --> 00:20:00,751
Thank you. Look at everyone.

379
00:20:00,889 --> 00:20:03,788
Yes. We are having
a good time, right?

380
00:20:03,926 --> 00:20:06,619
♪ I'’m free to do what I want ♪

381
00:20:06,757 --> 00:20:08,517
♪ And have a good time... ♪

382
00:20:12,176 --> 00:20:14,558
No, I love you.

383
00:20:14,696 --> 00:20:17,630
Thank you, my beautiful army.

384
00:20:17,768 --> 00:20:20,805
Maxime'’s back, baby!

385
00:20:23,291 --> 00:20:25,258
And a special <i>merci beaucoup</i>

386
00:20:25,396 --> 00:20:28,157
to everyone who helped me
break out of AVL prison.

387
00:20:28,296 --> 00:20:30,194
Todd and Linda, where are you?
Where are you?

388
00:20:30,332 --> 00:20:31,920
Yes. For distracting the guards.

389
00:20:32,058 --> 00:20:34,681
<i>Oh, très magnifique.</i>

390
00:20:34,819 --> 00:20:37,132
Now, silence!

391
00:20:37,270 --> 00:20:40,480
We must make Gru suffer
for arresting me.

392
00:20:42,275 --> 00:20:44,933
And what better way
than to take away from him

393
00:20:45,071 --> 00:20:46,762
his precious little baby?

394
00:20:46,900 --> 00:20:49,524
Oh, I want to take that baby!

395
00:20:52,009 --> 00:20:54,460
- Oh, Maxime.
- No, no, wait, wait.

396
00:20:54,598 --> 00:20:55,909
Not Maxime.

397
00:20:56,047 --> 00:20:58,843
What if I start going
by Cockroach Man?

398
00:20:58,981 --> 00:21:02,088
Huh? Little on the nose,
but it is very clear, huh?

399
00:21:02,226 --> 00:21:03,538
It'’s good, no?

400
00:21:03,676 --> 00:21:05,919
I'’m not calling you
that stupid name,

401
00:21:06,057 --> 00:21:08,336
but I love this evil plan.

402
00:21:08,474 --> 00:21:10,027
Well, Gru has it coming.

403
00:21:10,165 --> 00:21:13,099
He humiliated me
in front of the whole school.

404
00:21:13,237 --> 00:21:16,205
I had my trophy and everything.

405
00:21:16,344 --> 00:21:19,450
But now the game begins!

406
00:21:19,588 --> 00:21:21,521
He runs and hides
like the mouse,

407
00:21:21,659 --> 00:21:24,766
and we find him like the cat!

408
00:21:24,904 --> 00:21:27,078
Game on.

409
00:21:30,427 --> 00:21:32,532
Stoppa. Stoppa.

410
00:21:32,670 --> 00:21:35,328
Stoppa. Stoppa.

411
00:21:37,261 --> 00:21:40,091
Stoppa!

412
00:21:40,229 --> 00:21:43,474
♪ Okay, we'’ve got Chet'’s famous
super cheesy scrambled eggs ♪

413
00:21:43,612 --> 00:21:45,545
♪ And Blanche'’s famous bacon ♪

414
00:21:45,683 --> 00:21:47,478
♪ That spells your name. ♪

415
00:21:47,616 --> 00:21:49,618
Here you go...

416
00:21:49,756 --> 00:21:51,655
Britney.

417
00:21:51,793 --> 00:21:52,932
Wait.

418
00:21:53,070 --> 00:21:55,417
I can'’t say my name is Britney.

419
00:21:55,555 --> 00:21:57,385
That would be a lie.

420
00:21:57,523 --> 00:21:58,800
Yes.

421
00:21:58,938 --> 00:22:01,389
But we aren'’t "stupposed"
to lie.

422
00:22:01,527 --> 00:22:03,080
Don'’t think of it as lying.

423
00:22:03,218 --> 00:22:05,738
Think of it as
high-stakes pretending.

424
00:22:05,876 --> 00:22:07,947
Well, I'’m not going to.

425
00:22:08,085 --> 00:22:10,915
- Ah, just a little white lie.
- Nope.

426
00:22:11,053 --> 00:22:13,953
Agnes, as your father,
I command you to lie.

427
00:22:14,091 --> 00:22:15,057
No.

428
00:22:15,195 --> 00:22:17,025
- Yes, lie.
- Mm-mm.

429
00:22:17,163 --> 00:22:19,717
You are walking on thin ice,
little lady.

430
00:22:19,855 --> 00:22:20,960
Hmph.

431
00:22:22,755 --> 00:22:24,929
Why can'’t you be more like
your sister Edith?

432
00:22:25,067 --> 00:22:26,690
She lies all the time.

433
00:22:26,828 --> 00:22:29,002
- No, I don'’t.
- See? See?

434
00:22:29,140 --> 00:22:30,487
She'’s lying right now.

435
00:22:30,625 --> 00:22:31,867
Beautifully, I might add.

436
00:22:32,005 --> 00:22:33,386
Okay, you guys.

437
00:22:33,524 --> 00:22:35,043
This is our first big day
in Mayflower,

438
00:22:35,181 --> 00:22:37,459
and I say we make it
a great one.

439
00:22:37,597 --> 00:22:39,150
Right, Chet Jr.?

440
00:22:39,288 --> 00:22:40,876
Woo-hoo! Mayflower!

441
00:22:41,014 --> 00:22:42,464
Yeah! Woo-hoo!

442
00:22:42,602 --> 00:22:44,190
We'’re gonna be late for karate.

443
00:22:44,328 --> 00:22:45,916
- And you have to get Margo
to school.
- Ah.

444
00:22:46,054 --> 00:22:47,400
It'’s gonna be awesome.

445
00:22:47,538 --> 00:22:49,229
- Yay.
- Hey.

446
00:22:49,368 --> 00:22:52,405
You just have to put yourself
out there, and I promise,

447
00:22:52,543 --> 00:22:54,752
Mayflower will love
Chet Cunningham.

448
00:22:54,890 --> 00:22:57,099
Well, they'’re gonna love him
just as much as I do.

449
00:22:57,237 --> 00:22:58,480
Mm.

450
00:22:58,618 --> 00:23:00,068
And you, little man,
are gonna have

451
00:23:00,206 --> 00:23:01,897
so much fun
with your daddy today.

452
00:23:03,865 --> 00:23:06,695
Yep, just you and Dada.

453
00:23:06,833 --> 00:23:08,732
Come on, say it. "Dada."

454
00:23:08,870 --> 00:23:10,975
"Dada."

455
00:23:14,116 --> 00:23:16,395
Gonna be a fun day.

456
00:23:35,241 --> 00:23:36,794
Okay.

457
00:23:40,660 --> 00:23:43,422
Thanks a lot, guys.

458
00:23:48,081 --> 00:23:49,911
All right.

459
00:23:50,049 --> 00:23:51,913
- Thanks, hon. Bye.
- Bye.

460
00:23:52,051 --> 00:23:54,467
Look, Margo. Neighbors.

461
00:23:54,605 --> 00:23:56,020
Hello!

462
00:23:56,158 --> 00:23:57,470
Hmm?

463
00:23:57,608 --> 00:23:58,678
Come on.

464
00:23:58,816 --> 00:24:00,439
You got this, Chet.

465
00:24:02,406 --> 00:24:05,409
I'’m your new neighbor,
Chet Cunningham.

466
00:24:05,547 --> 00:24:07,031
Uh-huh. Perry Prescott.

467
00:24:07,169 --> 00:24:11,553
So, what, uh, brings you
to the neighborhood, Chet?

468
00:24:11,691 --> 00:24:14,073
Well, uh...

469
00:24:14,211 --> 00:24:15,868
Solar panels.

470
00:24:16,006 --> 00:24:18,767
That'’s it. I sell solar panels.

471
00:24:18,905 --> 00:24:21,632
Have you joined
the solar revolution?

472
00:24:21,770 --> 00:24:23,254
Yeah, no.

473
00:24:23,392 --> 00:24:25,291
Uh, I think I'’m good.

474
00:24:25,429 --> 00:24:26,395
Good to know.

475
00:24:26,534 --> 00:24:28,294
So, uh, what do you do, Perry?

476
00:24:28,432 --> 00:24:30,227
I own Prescott Motors,

477
00:24:30,365 --> 00:24:33,989
the largest auto dealer
in the state.

478
00:24:34,127 --> 00:24:36,302
Wow. That'’s impressive.

479
00:24:36,440 --> 00:24:38,546
This is my daughter Margo.

480
00:24:38,684 --> 00:24:39,857
Bree, Dad.

481
00:24:39,995 --> 00:24:41,514
Ah, yes.

482
00:24:41,652 --> 00:24:43,412
Yes. Did I say "Margo"?

483
00:24:43,551 --> 00:24:45,553
It'’s funny because
I was thinking...

484
00:24:45,691 --> 00:24:47,209
I was thinking about a fish

485
00:24:47,347 --> 00:24:49,315
I once had as a pet named Margo,

486
00:24:49,453 --> 00:24:53,733
who lived in the pond
and, uh, then died.

487
00:24:55,804 --> 00:24:58,220
Anyway, I, uh...

488
00:24:58,358 --> 00:25:02,190
I am about to take Bree
to school for her first day.

489
00:25:02,328 --> 00:25:05,400
Yeah, I was about to take Poppy
to school, so...

490
00:25:05,538 --> 00:25:07,367
Poppy. Hello, Poppy.

491
00:25:07,506 --> 00:25:09,404
That'’s a fun name to say.

492
00:25:09,542 --> 00:25:11,337
You want to carpool with us?

493
00:25:11,475 --> 00:25:12,925
No.

494
00:25:13,063 --> 00:25:14,927
You can be friends with Bree.

495
00:25:15,065 --> 00:25:16,238
Right, Bree?

496
00:25:16,376 --> 00:25:18,551
You don'’t have any friends.

497
00:25:21,243 --> 00:25:24,177
Well, love the chitchat, Chet,
but she'’s got school,

498
00:25:24,315 --> 00:25:27,318
and I'’m meeting some pals
over at the country club, so...

499
00:25:27,456 --> 00:25:29,251
Ooh, country club.
That sounds like a lot of fun.

500
00:25:29,389 --> 00:25:31,633
If I were ever invited
to a country club,

501
00:25:31,771 --> 00:25:35,568
I am sure
that I would love it.

502
00:25:36,811 --> 00:25:38,778
Yeah, well, we really
have to get going,

503
00:25:38,916 --> 00:25:40,608
so nice meeting you, Chet.

504
00:25:40,746 --> 00:25:42,092
♪ I'’m too sexy... ♪

505
00:25:42,230 --> 00:25:43,990
Okay, cool.

506
00:25:44,128 --> 00:25:48,063
Anytime you want to hang out,
just hit me up with a text.

507
00:25:48,201 --> 00:25:50,065
He'’s gonna text me.

508
00:25:50,203 --> 00:25:52,033
That was painful.

509
00:25:56,520 --> 00:25:59,316
You'’ll see, by lunchtime,
you will have forgotten

510
00:25:59,454 --> 00:26:02,112
all about your old,
lousy friends.

511
00:26:02,250 --> 00:26:04,563
Mm, not so sure about that.

512
00:26:14,642 --> 00:26:16,505
Hey, honey, you got this.

513
00:26:16,644 --> 00:26:18,749
You are smart. You are funny.

514
00:26:18,887 --> 00:26:20,993
What'’s there to worry about, right?

515
00:26:21,131 --> 00:26:23,478
They'’re gonna love you.

516
00:26:24,548 --> 00:26:26,412
Thanks, Gru.

517
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:29,657
Buh-bye.

518
00:26:30,899 --> 00:26:33,488
Oh, please let them love you.

519
00:26:38,355 --> 00:26:40,322
Hey, Poppy.

520
00:26:45,086 --> 00:26:46,466
Uh...

521
00:26:48,710 --> 00:26:50,194
Move it!

522
00:26:50,332 --> 00:26:51,679
Sorry. My bad.

523
00:26:51,817 --> 00:26:55,234
I'’m going. All right, I'’m going.

524
00:26:56,269 --> 00:26:58,444
Ooh. Glassos.

525
00:27:26,299 --> 00:27:29,026
All right, gentlemen, fall in.

526
00:27:30,510 --> 00:27:33,168
Some of you may be wondering
why you'’re here.

527
00:27:33,306 --> 00:27:34,894
Uh...
Si.

528
00:27:35,032 --> 00:27:36,758
As you may or may not know,

529
00:27:36,896 --> 00:27:38,587
I was recently called out
of retirement

530
00:27:38,726 --> 00:27:41,452
to head up the AVL'’s
new top secret initiative

531
00:27:41,590 --> 00:27:44,076
to take down Maxime Le Mal.

532
00:27:44,214 --> 00:27:45,974
And that'’s where you come in.

533
00:27:46,112 --> 00:27:47,493
We need volunteers.

534
00:27:49,598 --> 00:27:51,877
We are looking for the strong,
the mighty...

535
00:27:52,015 --> 00:27:53,223
- Oh.
- Uh...

536
00:27:53,361 --> 00:27:54,638
...the fearless.
Uh, nope.

537
00:27:54,776 --> 00:27:57,192
- We need the best of the best.
- Uh...

538
00:27:57,330 --> 00:28:00,161
So, who'’s it going to be?

539
00:28:02,819 --> 00:28:04,372
Yes, nice work, gentlemen.

540
00:28:04,510 --> 00:28:06,270
Uh, blumach.

541
00:28:07,927 --> 00:28:09,618
The AVL is known

542
00:28:09,757 --> 00:28:11,828
for cutting-edge weapons
and vehicles,

543
00:28:11,966 --> 00:28:14,796
but now we are developing
cutting-edge agents,

544
00:28:14,934 --> 00:28:18,938
and I can think of no better
guinea pigs than you.

545
00:28:19,076 --> 00:28:20,388
Guinea pig! Yeah!

546
00:28:22,079 --> 00:28:24,910
You will be the first
to test our Super-serum,

547
00:28:25,048 --> 00:28:27,636
designed to transform you
into elite agents

548
00:28:27,775 --> 00:28:32,400
with powers and abilities
far beyond those of mortal man.

549
00:28:33,573 --> 00:28:35,990
Or you might just explode.

550
00:28:36,128 --> 00:28:37,716
We don'’t really know.

551
00:28:37,854 --> 00:28:39,234
Uh, uh, huh?

552
00:28:42,479 --> 00:28:44,412
Ah...

553
00:29:18,791 --> 00:29:23,485
Ladies and gentlemen,
I give you the Mega Minions.

554
00:29:31,942 --> 00:29:33,150
Cool!

555
00:29:33,288 --> 00:29:35,463
Aw, you guys look adorable.

556
00:29:35,601 --> 00:29:37,741
And-and really tough
and-and scary.

557
00:29:37,879 --> 00:29:39,881
I'’ll look even better
when I have a black belt.

558
00:29:40,019 --> 00:29:41,572
Hi-yah!

559
00:29:41,710 --> 00:29:44,299
Ooh, ooh! I'’m gonna break
a brick with my head.

560
00:29:44,437 --> 00:29:46,267
That'’s the spirit. Oh!

561
00:29:47,751 --> 00:29:49,822
Oh, okay, now, go have fun
while I'’m at work.

562
00:29:49,960 --> 00:29:52,825
Blair and Britney, right?

563
00:29:52,963 --> 00:29:54,482
- Mm...
- We will!

564
00:29:54,620 --> 00:29:56,691
Okay. Bye, Mom.

565
00:29:56,829 --> 00:29:57,830
Bye!

566
00:29:57,968 --> 00:29:59,073
Gotcha.

567
00:29:59,211 --> 00:30:00,660
Hi-yah!

568
00:30:00,799 --> 00:30:02,421
Circle up, people.

569
00:30:05,251 --> 00:30:07,184
Show respect for your sensei.

570
00:30:08,185 --> 00:30:10,532
Yes, Sensei O'’Sullivan!

571
00:30:10,670 --> 00:30:12,396
Hai!

572
00:30:16,124 --> 00:30:19,231
You, Moscovitch, didn'’t I
tell you to cut that hair?

573
00:30:19,369 --> 00:30:20,957
You look like a sheepdog.

574
00:30:21,095 --> 00:30:22,544
Sorry, Sensei.

575
00:30:24,236 --> 00:30:26,065
Now, we have
two new students today

576
00:30:26,203 --> 00:30:30,863
ready to begin their journey--
hi-yah!-- to awesomeness.

577
00:30:31,001 --> 00:30:33,383
You, tiny girl.

578
00:30:33,521 --> 00:30:35,557
Step forward
and tell us your name.

579
00:30:35,695 --> 00:30:37,318
Um...

580
00:30:37,456 --> 00:30:39,251
It'’s Britney.

581
00:30:39,389 --> 00:30:41,115
Uh...

582
00:30:41,253 --> 00:30:43,255
m-my name?

583
00:30:44,325 --> 00:30:46,396
I can'’t...

584
00:30:46,534 --> 00:30:48,847
There'’s no "can'’t" in karate.

585
00:30:48,985 --> 00:30:51,504
Ten push-ups after class!

586
00:30:51,642 --> 00:30:53,023
Hey, that'’s not fair.

587
00:30:55,750 --> 00:30:58,201
You better not be talking back
to your sensei.

588
00:31:00,203 --> 00:31:03,516
Now, are you ready to tell us
your name and participate?

589
00:31:03,654 --> 00:31:05,484
Mm...

590
00:31:05,622 --> 00:31:07,348
I guess not.

591
00:31:07,486 --> 00:31:09,246
Then why don'’t you go sit

592
00:31:09,384 --> 00:31:11,939
in the corner
of disgrace and reflection

593
00:31:12,077 --> 00:31:15,011
and think about what kind
of person you want to be?

594
00:31:19,670 --> 00:31:23,536
Now, am I gonna get
any trouble from you?

595
00:31:23,674 --> 00:31:25,538
Yeah, probably.

596
00:31:25,676 --> 00:31:27,126
Excuse me?

597
00:31:27,264 --> 00:31:29,439
If you think I'’m above
fighting children,

598
00:31:29,577 --> 00:31:31,890
you picked the wrong dojo.

599
00:31:48,907 --> 00:31:50,770
That was for my sister.

600
00:31:54,291 --> 00:31:56,742
You broke my pinkie toe.

601
00:31:59,434 --> 00:32:01,126
That'’s gonna be
a lot of push-ups.

602
00:32:02,679 --> 00:32:04,405
LUCY[quietly]:
Okay, put this over here.

603
00:32:04,543 --> 00:32:05,820
Hair gel.

604
00:32:05,958 --> 00:32:07,166
- Hairspray.
- Oh, uh, Mrs. Cunningham.

605
00:32:07,304 --> 00:32:09,065
Oh, yeah, uh, yeah? Uh, um, hi.

606
00:32:09,203 --> 00:32:12,309
I have to say,
this is quite a résumé.

607
00:32:12,447 --> 00:32:13,966
Well, what can I say?

608
00:32:14,104 --> 00:32:15,726
I'’m good at what I do.

609
00:32:15,864 --> 00:32:18,453
Well, you are exactly
what we need here.

610
00:32:18,591 --> 00:32:21,111
Lot of vain, demanding divas
in this town.

611
00:32:24,597 --> 00:32:26,289
I have a hair emergency, people.

612
00:32:26,427 --> 00:32:29,982
Where'’s what'’s-her-name?
Remy? Rhonda?

613
00:32:30,120 --> 00:32:31,777
Oh, Melora, I'’m so sorry.

614
00:32:31,915 --> 00:32:33,468
Rachel'’s on maternity leave.

615
00:32:33,606 --> 00:32:36,161
What?! Oh, that is unacceptable.

616
00:32:36,299 --> 00:32:41,028
But you are in luck, because
Blanche here is fantastic.

617
00:32:41,166 --> 00:32:43,271
Perfect. I'’ll be in my chair.

618
00:32:44,376 --> 00:32:46,171
Okay, kiddo, you'’re up.

619
00:32:46,309 --> 00:32:48,242
♪ Let'’s go! ♪

620
00:32:50,313 --> 00:32:53,972
So, Melora,
what are we thinking?

621
00:32:54,110 --> 00:32:57,147
What if we just wet the hair
and let it dry in the air?

622
00:32:57,285 --> 00:32:59,529
Let nature do
its "thang," you know?

623
00:32:59,667 --> 00:33:02,118
No, no, no, no,
that style is dead to me.

624
00:33:02,256 --> 00:33:05,086
It'’s-it'’s time for
a whole new Melora.

625
00:33:05,224 --> 00:33:07,330
I want this.

626
00:33:07,468 --> 00:33:09,228
Wow.

627
00:33:09,366 --> 00:33:11,713
Wow. Um...

628
00:33:11,851 --> 00:33:15,338
Okay. Let'’s start with color.

629
00:33:15,476 --> 00:33:17,996
Yes, color, '’cause that'’s
what you start with.

630
00:33:20,136 --> 00:33:22,207
A little of this.

631
00:33:22,345 --> 00:33:23,794
Some of that.

632
00:33:23,932 --> 00:33:25,417
And, ooh, that'’s pretty.

633
00:33:25,555 --> 00:33:26,901
This isn'’t so hard.

634
00:33:29,145 --> 00:33:30,939
Uh...

635
00:33:35,013 --> 00:33:36,704
What?

636
00:33:38,671 --> 00:33:39,569
Should it be smoking?

637
00:33:39,707 --> 00:33:40,880
Yes, uh-huh.

638
00:33:41,019 --> 00:33:42,813
Smoking means it'’s working.

639
00:33:51,512 --> 00:33:52,582
What'’s going on?

640
00:33:52,720 --> 00:33:54,411
Perfect. No one panic.

641
00:33:55,378 --> 00:33:57,069
Call 911!

642
00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:03,489
Quickly, quickly.

643
00:34:03,627 --> 00:34:05,905
Oh.

644
00:34:06,044 --> 00:34:07,631
Wonder where they'’re going.

645
00:34:10,565 --> 00:34:12,947
Voilà.

646
00:34:13,085 --> 00:34:14,880
My latest creation.

647
00:34:15,018 --> 00:34:18,332
All of my transformation powers
in a handheld design, huh?

648
00:34:18,470 --> 00:34:19,919
Ay, I love it.

649
00:34:20,058 --> 00:34:21,749
Oh, and look at
the little antenna.

650
00:34:21,887 --> 00:34:23,130
That'’s so cute.

651
00:34:23,268 --> 00:34:25,028
It'’s not supposed
to be cute, no!

652
00:34:25,166 --> 00:34:28,135
I'’m going for intimidating.
Terrifying, even.

653
00:34:28,273 --> 00:34:32,242
Now, all I have to do is find
that walking bald potato,

654
00:34:32,380 --> 00:34:34,589
and his baby is mine.

655
00:34:34,727 --> 00:34:36,729
Check this out.

656
00:34:50,122 --> 00:34:53,367
No, I kid you not. I'’m being...

657
00:34:53,505 --> 00:34:54,851
Whoa!

658
00:34:55,645 --> 00:34:57,509
Whoa!

659
00:35:11,592 --> 00:35:14,146
Oh, this is going to be so good!

660
00:35:25,640 --> 00:35:29,023
Okay, Daddy is
officially exhausted.

661
00:35:29,161 --> 00:35:30,507
I changed your diaper.

662
00:35:30,645 --> 00:35:32,164
I'’ve got your bottle,
your Binky.

663
00:35:32,302 --> 00:35:34,546
And here are your balloons.

664
00:35:34,684 --> 00:35:36,030
There you go.

665
00:35:36,168 --> 00:35:37,997
You like those, right?

666
00:35:38,136 --> 00:35:40,207
All right,
a little bit of me time.

667
00:36:00,296 --> 00:36:01,745
Mmm, mmm.

668
00:36:13,619 --> 00:36:16,174
Someone put a glitter bomb
in my locker.

669
00:36:16,312 --> 00:36:19,073
Ugh, teenagers are the worst.

670
00:36:20,281 --> 00:36:23,077
Yeah, babies are no picnic, either.

671
00:36:30,395 --> 00:36:32,604
Junior!

672
00:36:45,858 --> 00:36:47,377
Ah, okay, okay.

673
00:36:49,690 --> 00:36:51,347
Dua Lipa. Prosciutto.

674
00:36:58,526 --> 00:37:01,115
Fire in de bowl!

675
00:37:02,772 --> 00:37:04,567
Good night, Ralph.

676
00:37:08,260 --> 00:37:09,882
♪ Taking out the trash
'’cause I'’m an awesome dad ♪

677
00:37:10,020 --> 00:37:12,126
♪ And the baby finally
went to sleep. ♪

678
00:37:16,095 --> 00:37:17,442
Hello, Gru.

679
00:37:17,580 --> 00:37:18,719
Hello. Wha... Hey.

680
00:37:18,857 --> 00:37:20,583
What. What the...

681
00:37:22,723 --> 00:37:24,172
Oh. Hello, Poppy.

682
00:37:24,311 --> 00:37:25,691
Did you say something?

683
00:37:25,829 --> 00:37:28,453
Wha... My name'’s Chet,
by the way.

684
00:37:28,591 --> 00:37:29,937
Chet Cunningham.

685
00:37:30,075 --> 00:37:31,456
Gru?

686
00:37:31,594 --> 00:37:33,837
Wha...
What does that even mean?

687
00:37:36,633 --> 00:37:38,601
It means you'’re bad at lying.

688
00:37:38,739 --> 00:37:40,154
Hey, that'’s not nice.

689
00:37:40,292 --> 00:37:42,639
Ever hear of respecting
your elders?

690
00:37:42,777 --> 00:37:44,607
I don'’t respect boomers.

691
00:37:44,745 --> 00:37:45,987
I just mock them.

692
00:37:47,713 --> 00:37:50,337
Is that, like, a joke
you read on the Web?

693
00:37:50,475 --> 00:37:52,684
Wow. "The Web"?

694
00:37:52,822 --> 00:37:54,479
How old are you?

695
00:37:54,617 --> 00:37:56,860
Well, old enough to know
that you are a rotten little...

696
00:37:59,277 --> 00:38:01,555
You better watch yourself.

697
00:38:01,693 --> 00:38:03,108
Ooh.

698
00:38:03,246 --> 00:38:05,628
You used to be a master villain.

699
00:38:05,766 --> 00:38:07,871
That'’s not me.

700
00:38:08,009 --> 00:38:09,873
I don'’t even see a resemblance.

701
00:38:10,011 --> 00:38:12,428
Clearly, you have the wrong guy,

702
00:38:12,566 --> 00:38:15,810
as I sell... mm, solar panels.

703
00:38:15,948 --> 00:38:18,296
Oh, don'’t worry.
I'’m not gonna expose you.

704
00:38:18,434 --> 00:38:20,367
Because you'’re gonna help me
pull a heist.

705
00:38:20,505 --> 00:38:22,334
We start planning tomorrow.

706
00:38:22,472 --> 00:38:24,302
You want to pull a heist?

707
00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:26,821
Listen, kid, I'’m not going to...

708
00:38:26,959 --> 00:38:29,376
- No, you listen, old man.
- Ow.

709
00:38:29,514 --> 00:38:31,274
I own you.

710
00:38:31,412 --> 00:38:35,727
And I promise,
you do not want to cross me.

711
00:38:35,865 --> 00:38:37,522
Okay.

712
00:38:37,660 --> 00:38:41,008
All right, but tomorrow
is-is not really good timing.

713
00:38:41,146 --> 00:38:42,492
Bummer for you.

714
00:38:42,630 --> 00:38:44,667
Because this is happening,

715
00:38:44,805 --> 00:38:50,535
unless you want the whole world
to know exactly who you are...

716
00:38:53,123 --> 00:38:54,849
...Gru.

717
00:38:56,989 --> 00:38:59,060
She'’s terrifying.

718
00:39:02,892 --> 00:39:04,376
Ah.

719
00:39:04,514 --> 00:39:05,791
Oh, looka!

720
00:39:09,001 --> 00:39:11,383
Bello. Bello. Thank you.

721
00:39:13,454 --> 00:39:14,904
- Ow!
- Ooh!

722
00:39:23,361 --> 00:39:24,741
Oh, thank you.

723
00:39:27,399 --> 00:39:29,056
Yay!

724
00:39:29,194 --> 00:39:30,609
Oh, blumach.

725
00:39:30,747 --> 00:39:33,267
Hey, Jiminy! Tu cafe le colda?
No problemo.

726
00:39:55,772 --> 00:39:57,291
Thank you.

727
00:39:59,431 --> 00:40:01,813
All right, all right,
s-settle down.

728
00:40:01,951 --> 00:40:03,780
Settle down!

729
00:40:03,918 --> 00:40:05,679
Thank you.

730
00:40:05,817 --> 00:40:07,612
It'’s time to get you out
for some real-world training.

731
00:40:09,786 --> 00:40:12,202
And if you do well out there,

732
00:40:12,340 --> 00:40:15,654
you'’ll be the AVL'’s
new secret weapon.

733
00:40:15,792 --> 00:40:16,931
Pomodoro!

734
00:40:28,633 --> 00:40:31,429
I'’m quite sure
I won'’t regret this.

735
00:40:33,223 --> 00:40:34,535
No, the painters canceled.

736
00:40:34,673 --> 00:40:36,572
- Uh-huh.
- True story.

737
00:40:36,710 --> 00:40:37,814
- Wow.
- I don'’t know what is the deal
with these...

738
00:40:37,952 --> 00:40:39,126
Morning, neighbors!
- Uh...

739
00:40:39,264 --> 00:40:40,679
Hey there!

740
00:40:40,817 --> 00:40:43,268
Still waiting on that invite, Perry.

741
00:40:43,406 --> 00:40:44,649
- Uh...
- Oh!

742
00:40:44,787 --> 00:40:46,754
- No. No. No, no.
- Yoo-hoo!

743
00:40:46,892 --> 00:40:48,515
- Patsy.
- Oh, neighbors.

744
00:40:48,653 --> 00:40:50,482
- Oh, Patsy.
- Hi there.

745
00:40:50,620 --> 00:40:52,657
I'’m Perry'’s wife Patsy.

746
00:40:52,795 --> 00:40:53,968
Oh. I'’m Blanche.

747
00:40:54,106 --> 00:40:55,660
And this is Chet.

748
00:40:55,798 --> 00:40:58,973
Hi. So I look over here,
and I see you, and...

749
00:40:59,111 --> 00:41:01,320
I have one of
my brilliant ideas.

750
00:41:01,459 --> 00:41:04,047
Perry needs a fourth
for tennis tomorrow.

751
00:41:04,185 --> 00:41:05,566
Oh, honey.

752
00:41:05,704 --> 00:41:07,257
I... I don'’t know.

753
00:41:07,395 --> 00:41:09,881
He doesn'’t seem like
much of a tennis guy.

754
00:41:10,019 --> 00:41:11,192
Much of a tennis guy?

755
00:41:11,330 --> 00:41:12,987
I am too much of a tennis guy.

756
00:41:13,125 --> 00:41:14,713
I'’m Mr. Tennis.

757
00:41:14,851 --> 00:41:18,061
It'’s my favorite
of all the sports games.

758
00:41:18,199 --> 00:41:20,995
With the racket and, uh,
with the balls.

759
00:41:21,133 --> 00:41:23,308
So yellow and fuzzy.

760
00:41:23,446 --> 00:41:25,310
Oh, then we'’re all set.

761
00:41:25,448 --> 00:41:27,105
See you two at the club tomorrow.

762
00:41:27,243 --> 00:41:29,176
Toodle-oo.

763
00:41:29,314 --> 00:41:31,385
Okay. Toodle-oo to you two, too.

764
00:41:33,042 --> 00:41:34,906
So, you-you play tennis?

765
00:41:35,044 --> 00:41:37,598
Yes, yes, I play tennis.

766
00:41:37,736 --> 00:41:40,083
I'’m pretty fantastic, actually.

767
00:41:40,221 --> 00:41:42,361
Well, at least I was
at summer camp.

768
00:41:42,500 --> 00:41:43,673
Wow, that'’s great.

769
00:41:43,811 --> 00:41:45,019
Here you go.

770
00:41:45,157 --> 00:41:46,607
Mwah. Okay, bye.

771
00:41:46,745 --> 00:41:49,299
Have fun.

772
00:41:50,335 --> 00:41:51,992
There you go.

773
00:41:53,165 --> 00:41:54,546
Okay.

774
00:41:54,684 --> 00:41:56,686
Huh?

775
00:42:03,900 --> 00:42:06,075
What the...

776
00:42:20,917 --> 00:42:22,401
Gru.

777
00:42:22,540 --> 00:42:24,611
You can'’t hide from me, Gru.

778
00:42:24,749 --> 00:42:27,268
Ay, my back is killing me.

779
00:42:27,406 --> 00:42:29,098
How long is this gonna take?

780
00:42:29,236 --> 00:42:31,790
It will take
as long as it takes.

781
00:42:31,928 --> 00:42:34,759
Mark my words, Gru will not win.

782
00:42:34,897 --> 00:42:37,555
This won'’t be like
the ninth grade talent show.

783
00:42:37,693 --> 00:42:39,971
Ay, again with this.

784
00:42:40,109 --> 00:42:42,421
Yes, again.
It was a pivotal moment.

785
00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:44,320
Why can'’t you indulge me?

786
00:42:46,943 --> 00:42:48,427
It was the night
of the big show.

787
00:42:50,775 --> 00:42:52,570
<i>I had practiced for weeks,</i>

788
00:42:52,708 --> 00:42:55,952
<i>perfecting a number that would
blow my classmates away.</i>

789
00:42:56,090 --> 00:42:58,541
♪ Karma, karma, karma, karma,
karma chameleon... ♪

790
00:42:58,679 --> 00:43:00,716
<i>I was about to go on when...</i>

791
00:43:00,854 --> 00:43:02,407
- What?
<i>- I heard it.</i>

792
00:43:02,545 --> 00:43:04,547
Wait. Oh.

793
00:43:06,238 --> 00:43:09,828
♪ Karma, karma, karma, karma,
karma chameleon... ♪

794
00:43:09,966 --> 00:43:12,797
<i>There was that little jerk</i>

795
00:43:12,935 --> 00:43:14,384
<i>doing my big number.</i>

796
00:43:14,522 --> 00:43:16,939
♪ You come and go... ♪

797
00:43:17,974 --> 00:43:19,493
He ruined everything.

798
00:43:19,631 --> 00:43:21,012
I couldn'’t go on after him.

799
00:43:21,150 --> 00:43:22,807
I would'’ve looked like a fool.

800
00:43:22,945 --> 00:43:24,740
Like I was copying him.

801
00:43:24,878 --> 00:43:27,018
Maybe it was just a coincidence.

802
00:43:27,156 --> 00:43:28,985
That was a very popular song.

803
00:43:29,123 --> 00:43:30,953
Oh, no, no, no, no. He knew.

804
00:43:31,091 --> 00:43:32,679
He did it on purpose.

805
00:43:32,817 --> 00:43:34,508
He reveled in humiliating me.

806
00:43:34,646 --> 00:43:36,372
Huh?

807
00:43:36,510 --> 00:43:39,030
- What now?
- Ugh, we'’re low on fuel.

808
00:43:39,168 --> 00:43:40,652
It'’s always something.

809
00:43:40,790 --> 00:43:43,655
Look, I can never focus
on just being evil.

810
00:43:43,793 --> 00:43:45,381
Okay.

811
00:43:45,519 --> 00:43:47,141
Pull over.

812
00:44:16,067 --> 00:44:17,516
Okay, let'’s see.

813
00:44:17,655 --> 00:44:19,346
Regular unleaded.

814
00:44:19,484 --> 00:44:20,554
Ooh. Wow.

815
00:44:20,692 --> 00:44:22,349
It is expensive, no?

816
00:44:22,487 --> 00:44:25,904
Okay. Insert card
and remove rapidly.

817
00:44:26,042 --> 00:44:28,217
"Card not read."

818
00:44:30,219 --> 00:44:32,497
- Oh, come on.
- Did you pull it out rapidly?

819
00:44:32,635 --> 00:44:34,844
Yes, yes, very rapidly.

820
00:44:42,887 --> 00:44:45,406
Ay, get me a slushy.
It'’s my cheat day.

821
00:44:47,374 --> 00:44:50,549
Hey, you, your stupid machine
won'’t read my card.

822
00:44:50,688 --> 00:44:52,413
Did you remove it rapidly?

823
00:44:52,551 --> 00:44:53,725
Yes.

824
00:44:53,863 --> 00:44:56,107
Well, sometimes it'’s too rapid.

825
00:44:56,245 --> 00:44:58,281
You should probably try again.

826
00:44:58,419 --> 00:45:01,319
I don'’t have time for this!

827
00:45:01,457 --> 00:45:03,114
Whoa!

828
00:45:03,252 --> 00:45:07,359
I'’m trying to destroy
my archnemesis.

829
00:45:07,497 --> 00:45:10,569
Now, give me 900 gallons
on pump four, you idiot.

830
00:45:10,708 --> 00:45:13,124
Please don'’t hurt me.

831
00:45:13,262 --> 00:45:15,298
Oh, I'’m not going to hurt you.

832
00:45:16,886 --> 00:45:18,785
Wha...

833
00:45:18,923 --> 00:45:21,442
Ow!

834
00:45:25,584 --> 00:45:27,448
Oh, look at you.

835
00:45:27,586 --> 00:45:29,761
Much better.

836
00:45:29,899 --> 00:45:31,798
Now, get me a purple slushy!

837
00:45:33,558 --> 00:45:35,594
I'’m not paying for that,
just so you know.

838
00:45:35,733 --> 00:45:36,941
So there.

839
00:45:37,079 --> 00:45:38,390
I know I'’m so bad.

840
00:45:44,086 --> 00:45:47,814
Hmm. Okay, why don'’t you guys
pick out a healthy cereal?

841
00:45:47,952 --> 00:45:51,127
This was Lucky'’s
favorite cereal.

842
00:45:52,335 --> 00:45:55,822
You don'’t think
he'’ll forget me, do you?

843
00:45:55,960 --> 00:45:58,894
Oh, sweetheart,
that'’s impossible.

844
00:45:59,032 --> 00:46:01,620
You play with Lucky
and-and dress him up.

845
00:46:01,759 --> 00:46:03,346
And you guys have your podcast.

846
00:46:03,484 --> 00:46:07,178
There is no way in this world
he could ever forget

847
00:46:07,316 --> 00:46:09,318
his best friend.

848
00:46:09,456 --> 00:46:11,320
Thanks, Mom.

849
00:46:11,458 --> 00:46:12,908
Oh, look it!

850
00:46:13,046 --> 00:46:15,876
This one has extra marshmallows!

851
00:46:16,014 --> 00:46:17,567
Double Frosted Choco Clusters.

852
00:46:17,705 --> 00:46:20,018
Yeah.
- Yeah, let'’s go with those.

853
00:46:20,156 --> 00:46:21,986
All right, what else do we need?

854
00:46:24,264 --> 00:46:25,817
Oh, no.

855
00:46:25,955 --> 00:46:28,302
Nobody see. Nobody notice.
Nobody notice.

856
00:46:31,443 --> 00:46:32,928
Whew.
What'’s wrong?

857
00:46:33,066 --> 00:46:34,343
Huh?

858
00:46:34,481 --> 00:46:35,862
Oh, nothing. Just, uh...

859
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:39,141
ooh, stretching
before we hit the aisles.

860
00:46:39,279 --> 00:46:42,351
Shopping is the number one
cause of pulled hamstrings.

861
00:46:42,489 --> 00:46:44,146
Probably didn'’t know that.

862
00:46:47,183 --> 00:46:49,392
Okay, all stretched.
Let'’s go. Quickly.

863
00:46:49,530 --> 00:46:51,153
Quick, quick, quick, quick,
quick, quick, quick.

864
00:46:51,291 --> 00:46:52,879
Okay. Coast is clear.

865
00:46:56,123 --> 00:46:57,159
Uh... oh.

866
00:46:58,677 --> 00:47:00,058
You!

867
00:47:02,026 --> 00:47:03,475
You did this to me!

868
00:47:03,613 --> 00:47:05,029
You fraud.

869
00:47:05,167 --> 00:47:06,858
Come on, girls.
Clean up on aisle nine!

870
00:47:06,996 --> 00:47:08,549
I'’ve always wanted to say that.

871
00:47:08,687 --> 00:47:10,310
Just hide over here.

872
00:47:11,518 --> 00:47:13,209
What does that lady want?

873
00:47:13,347 --> 00:47:15,142
Lady? I didn'’t see a lady.

874
00:47:17,558 --> 00:47:19,526
Lady!

875
00:47:19,664 --> 00:47:21,010
Come on, let'’s go.

876
00:47:21,148 --> 00:47:22,770
- Faster.
- Aah! -Whoa!

877
00:47:22,909 --> 00:47:24,807
You'’re no hairdresser!

878
00:47:24,945 --> 00:47:27,637
I'’m onto you!

879
00:47:27,775 --> 00:47:29,777
- Get back here!
- Got to get out of here.

880
00:47:46,691 --> 00:47:48,693
Okay.

881
00:47:55,251 --> 00:47:56,218
Come back here!

882
00:47:57,736 --> 00:47:59,462
AGNES [laughing]: Whoa!

883
00:48:01,809 --> 00:48:05,089
Hey! No, no, no, no, no!

884
00:48:05,227 --> 00:48:06,918
You can'’t just...
Open! Open!

885
00:48:07,056 --> 00:48:08,609
Open!

886
00:48:15,271 --> 00:48:16,617
Whoa!

887
00:48:16,755 --> 00:48:18,136
Let'’s go.

888
00:48:22,451 --> 00:48:24,763
Stop! Come here, you!

889
00:48:26,973 --> 00:48:29,113
No!

890
00:48:29,251 --> 00:48:30,493
Whew.

891
00:48:30,631 --> 00:48:32,081
That was a close one.

892
00:48:32,219 --> 00:48:34,221
Always a fun time
when you go shopping with Mom.

893
00:48:34,359 --> 00:48:36,292
- Yeah!
- Best shopping trip ever!

894
00:48:36,430 --> 00:48:38,536
I feel so alive!

895
00:49:09,567 --> 00:49:11,465
Perfecto.

896
00:49:11,603 --> 00:49:13,502
GRU [over speaker]: Poppy?

897
00:49:13,640 --> 00:49:16,022
Poppy!

898
00:49:19,577 --> 00:49:20,888
I don'’t see her, Junior.

899
00:49:21,027 --> 00:49:22,752
Look up, genius.

900
00:49:22,890 --> 00:49:24,202
- Huh?
- You'’re late.

901
00:49:25,686 --> 00:49:27,585
How do I get up there?

902
00:49:27,723 --> 00:49:29,069
POPPY [over speaker]:
Use the trampoline.

903
00:49:29,207 --> 00:49:30,553
Huh?

904
00:49:35,455 --> 00:49:37,319
Here we go.

905
00:49:45,292 --> 00:49:46,707
Whoa! Aah!

906
00:49:50,263 --> 00:49:52,127
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!

907
00:50:04,518 --> 00:50:06,106
It is I,

908
00:50:06,244 --> 00:50:08,626
Poppy Prescott,

909
00:50:08,764 --> 00:50:10,628
villainess.

910
00:50:10,766 --> 00:50:12,147
Have a seat, Gru.

911
00:50:12,285 --> 00:50:14,218
All right, I'’ll sit...

912
00:50:15,874 --> 00:50:17,911
Okay. Why am I here?

913
00:50:18,049 --> 00:50:22,433
Because, like you,
I was born to be bad.

914
00:50:22,571 --> 00:50:24,055
And now...

915
00:50:24,193 --> 00:50:27,541
it'’s time to discuss
our big heist.

916
00:50:27,679 --> 00:50:28,887
"Heist."

917
00:50:29,026 --> 00:50:30,924
Please, you'’re just a child.

918
00:50:33,030 --> 00:50:35,273
All great villains start young.

919
00:50:35,411 --> 00:50:38,242
Didn'’t you steal the
Crown Jewels when you were 12?

920
00:50:39,519 --> 00:50:40,865
I was a lot younger than that.

921
00:50:41,003 --> 00:50:42,591
And no offense,
but you'’re not me.

922
00:50:42,729 --> 00:50:46,767
Oh, I plan on being
a lot better than you.

923
00:50:46,905 --> 00:50:49,287
Check this out.

924
00:50:49,425 --> 00:50:51,565
Hey, is that my old school?

925
00:50:51,703 --> 00:50:53,533
Bingo.

926
00:50:53,671 --> 00:50:57,330
Which I have expertly modeled
with glue and Popsicle sticks.

927
00:50:57,468 --> 00:51:00,298
And it'’s where
we are going to steal...

928
00:51:00,436 --> 00:51:02,818
the school mascot.

929
00:51:02,956 --> 00:51:04,889
You want to steal Lenny?

930
00:51:05,027 --> 00:51:06,442
Exactly.

931
00:51:06,580 --> 00:51:09,100
Lycee Pas Bon has always been
my dream school,

932
00:51:09,238 --> 00:51:10,757
and this heist
will look so great

933
00:51:10,895 --> 00:51:12,621
on my villain transcripts.

934
00:51:12,759 --> 00:51:14,485
That is a terrible idea.

935
00:51:14,623 --> 00:51:17,729
Have you ever even seen
a honey badger?

936
00:51:17,867 --> 00:51:20,111
They are vicious
little monsters.

937
00:51:20,249 --> 00:51:23,977
They literally eat bees
and cobras for breakfast.

938
00:51:24,115 --> 00:51:26,186
Honey badger don'’t care.

939
00:51:26,324 --> 00:51:28,671
No way. No way am I helping you.

940
00:51:28,809 --> 00:51:30,846
Well, that'’s the thing
with blackmail.

941
00:51:32,261 --> 00:51:33,676
You kind of have no choice.

942
00:51:48,829 --> 00:51:50,348
Come here. Come here!

943
00:52:07,814 --> 00:52:09,816
Ah, uh... Tim.

944
00:52:09,954 --> 00:52:11,128
Tim, uh, tu le do it.

945
00:52:11,266 --> 00:52:13,613
- Go, go, go.
- P-P-Porque meo?

946
00:52:15,235 --> 00:52:16,995
Chihuahua.

947
00:52:22,277 --> 00:52:24,486
Bas enough!

948
00:52:24,624 --> 00:52:26,557
No! Tu le stronga.

949
00:52:26,695 --> 00:52:27,868
Tu le forta.

950
00:52:28,006 --> 00:52:29,076
Tu le besta!

951
00:52:30,492 --> 00:52:31,527
Les salami!

952
00:52:31,665 --> 00:52:33,495
Les salami!

953
00:52:33,633 --> 00:52:36,083
Aah! Suppository!

954
00:52:42,228 --> 00:52:43,574
Hey! Police!

955
00:52:43,712 --> 00:52:45,023
No problemo.

956
00:52:52,272 --> 00:52:54,481
Ooh. Uh...

957
00:52:54,619 --> 00:52:56,828
Piña colada.

958
00:53:03,076 --> 00:53:04,595
Help!

959
00:53:07,598 --> 00:53:08,875
Please, can you help me?

960
00:53:09,013 --> 00:53:10,911
Oh, si, si.

961
00:53:17,573 --> 00:53:19,265
Hey. All is goot.

962
00:53:19,403 --> 00:53:20,542
Ciao!

963
00:53:23,407 --> 00:53:24,891
Smudge, Smudge, come down.

964
00:53:25,029 --> 00:53:26,306
Hey!

965
00:53:30,897 --> 00:53:32,830
Les gato.

966
00:53:32,968 --> 00:53:35,281
Thank you. Thank you.

967
00:53:36,592 --> 00:53:38,042
Ooh, smoocha.

968
00:53:39,526 --> 00:53:40,769
Oh!

969
00:53:49,709 --> 00:53:51,607
Help!

970
00:53:51,745 --> 00:53:54,231
Bazooka!

971
00:54:10,971 --> 00:54:13,284
Ah. Uh...

972
00:54:18,876 --> 00:54:20,395
Hey, hey. Stoppa. Stoppa.

973
00:54:20,533 --> 00:54:22,397
Muy risky. Lemme do it.

974
00:54:31,716 --> 00:54:34,132
Ciao, bellos!

975
00:54:38,999 --> 00:54:41,036
There they are.
Those guys crushed my car.

976
00:54:41,174 --> 00:54:42,969
They destroyed the coffee shop!

977
00:54:43,107 --> 00:54:44,384
Yeah, get out of here!

978
00:54:44,522 --> 00:54:45,661
They'’re ruining everything.

979
00:54:45,799 --> 00:54:47,042
I'’m sick of superheroes.

980
00:54:47,180 --> 00:54:48,802
- Yeah.
- Let'’s get '’em.

981
00:54:52,565 --> 00:54:54,152
Get in.

982
00:54:59,019 --> 00:55:00,607
Gentlemen...

983
00:55:00,745 --> 00:55:02,851
our experiment has failed.

984
00:55:02,989 --> 00:55:05,819
You are officially
going to be retired.

985
00:55:05,957 --> 00:55:07,787
Yeah! Retirement!

986
00:55:07,925 --> 00:55:09,789
Uh, uh, no?

987
00:55:24,976 --> 00:55:27,013
Whoa. There it is.

988
00:55:34,123 --> 00:55:35,401
The castle.

989
00:55:35,539 --> 00:55:37,230
The gargoyles.

990
00:55:37,368 --> 00:55:39,232
I can'’t believe
I'’m really here.

991
00:55:45,894 --> 00:55:47,516
Okay.

992
00:55:49,760 --> 00:55:51,244
Voilà.

993
00:55:51,382 --> 00:55:53,350
Okay, let'’s get this over with.

994
00:55:53,488 --> 00:55:55,869
- Ron, hand me my gear.
- Voilà.

995
00:55:56,007 --> 00:55:57,768
Keep a close eye on him. Okay.

996
00:55:57,906 --> 00:55:59,666
If you need anything,
I brought formula...

997
00:55:59,804 --> 00:56:01,599
- Uh-huh. Formula. Diapers.
- ...extra diapers,

998
00:56:01,737 --> 00:56:03,049
- his favorite Binky.
- Come on.

999
00:56:03,187 --> 00:56:04,913
Let'’s go, let'’s go.

1000
00:56:12,576 --> 00:56:15,855
And now we cut
through the glass with my...

1001
00:56:15,993 --> 00:56:17,719
Diapers?

1002
00:56:17,857 --> 00:56:18,996
What?

1003
00:56:19,134 --> 00:56:20,480
You'’ve got to be kidding
with me.

1004
00:56:24,070 --> 00:56:25,623
Hey, guys. Guys.

1005
00:56:25,761 --> 00:56:27,245
Guys? Guys.

1006
00:56:27,384 --> 00:56:29,903
Guys, where is the other bag,
with my gear?

1007
00:56:30,041 --> 00:56:31,388
Ah, in le balloon.

1008
00:56:31,526 --> 00:56:33,355
Ah, uh...

1009
00:56:33,493 --> 00:56:34,908
Oops.

1010
00:56:36,945 --> 00:56:38,325
What? How...

1011
00:56:40,500 --> 00:56:43,261
All right, all right.
Let'’s see what I got in here.

1012
00:56:43,400 --> 00:56:44,815
Uh... come on.

1013
00:56:44,953 --> 00:56:46,644
Come on, come on, come on.

1014
00:56:46,782 --> 00:56:48,439
Aha.

1015
00:56:54,100 --> 00:56:55,964
Thank you.

1016
00:56:57,724 --> 00:57:00,278
Easy peasy.

1017
00:57:11,669 --> 00:57:13,015
Huh?

1018
00:57:18,262 --> 00:57:20,437
That'’s Mr. Friendly.

1019
00:57:24,717 --> 00:57:26,408
No, no, no, no, no!

1020
00:57:34,140 --> 00:57:35,417
Whew.

1021
00:57:43,494 --> 00:57:45,358
Ha, ha, ha.

1022
00:57:50,397 --> 00:57:52,123
That'’s Dr. Destructo.

1023
00:57:52,261 --> 00:57:53,849
He was just a kid.

1024
00:57:53,987 --> 00:57:56,196
And there'’s Killer Driller'’s
original helmet.

1025
00:57:56,334 --> 00:57:58,820
Come on. Stay focused.

1026
00:58:07,932 --> 00:58:09,555
Diaper.

1027
00:58:24,362 --> 00:58:26,226
I need something like...

1028
00:58:26,364 --> 00:58:28,539
- something that I can...
- How about this?

1029
00:58:28,677 --> 00:58:30,541
Nice.

1030
00:58:33,371 --> 00:58:35,235
Yes!

1031
00:58:38,273 --> 00:58:39,654
We'’re in.

1032
00:58:39,792 --> 00:58:40,862
Wait.

1033
00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:42,449
No, no, no, no, no.

1034
00:58:42,588 --> 00:58:43,934
Baby powder.

1035
00:58:44,072 --> 00:58:45,832
Ah, si, si. Yeah.

1036
00:58:50,665 --> 00:58:52,114
Whoa.

1037
00:58:52,252 --> 00:58:54,703
You know, the most important
part of a heist

1038
00:58:54,841 --> 00:58:57,223
is being constantly aware
of potential danger.

1039
00:58:57,361 --> 00:58:58,569
Le baby!

1040
00:58:58,707 --> 00:59:00,537
La la! Tiramisu!

1041
00:59:00,675 --> 00:59:02,573
No, no! Le baby! Komay le!

1042
00:59:02,711 --> 00:59:04,092
No. Junior.

1043
00:59:04,230 --> 00:59:05,714
Junior, come back here.

1044
00:59:08,372 --> 00:59:10,443
So, what'’s your plan now?

1045
00:59:10,581 --> 00:59:12,894
I am dealing with it.

1046
00:59:16,207 --> 00:59:17,795
Don'’t touch anything.

1047
00:59:17,933 --> 00:59:21,143
No. No, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no!

1048
00:59:22,524 --> 00:59:24,284
Good job, Junior.

1049
00:59:24,422 --> 00:59:26,563
Way to go.

1050
00:59:29,600 --> 00:59:31,084
Aw, he'’s having fun.

1051
00:59:31,222 --> 00:59:32,810
Eh, too much fun.

1052
00:59:34,363 --> 00:59:36,089
- Ah, stoppa.
- Blah, blah, blah.

1053
00:59:36,227 --> 00:59:40,059
Please, Junior, Daddy needs
to steal a honey badger.

1054
00:59:43,510 --> 00:59:44,788
Whew. Okay.

1055
00:59:45,996 --> 00:59:48,654
I know they keep Lenny here
at night.

1056
00:59:48,792 --> 00:59:50,828
And if memory serves,

1057
00:59:50,966 --> 00:59:54,591
there is a hidden switch
around here somewhere.

1058
00:59:54,729 --> 00:59:56,247
Ah. Aha.

1059
00:59:56,385 --> 00:59:57,973
Yes.

1060
01:00:00,804 --> 01:00:01,874
Ooh.

1061
01:00:10,952 --> 01:00:12,781
I'’ll hit him with this.

1062
01:00:12,919 --> 01:00:15,025
Once he'’s knocked out,
we'’ll open the cage.

1063
01:00:15,163 --> 01:00:17,199
That fuzzy demon will sleep
like a baby the whole...

1064
01:00:23,965 --> 01:00:25,691
Okay, he'’s still asleep.

1065
01:00:37,081 --> 01:00:39,463
I tranked myself.

1066
01:00:39,601 --> 01:00:40,671
Ow!

1067
01:00:45,365 --> 01:00:47,574
Hey! Hey!

1068
01:00:49,991 --> 01:00:51,717
Gru, what do we do?

1069
01:00:52,441 --> 01:00:53,753
No!

1070
01:00:56,860 --> 01:00:58,309
Oh, no!

1071
01:00:58,447 --> 01:01:00,208
I ruined our heist.

1072
01:01:02,210 --> 01:01:05,109
What? Who dares?

1073
01:01:10,874 --> 01:01:13,083
Intruders!

1074
01:01:14,291 --> 01:01:17,156
Intruders!

1075
01:01:28,029 --> 01:01:30,272
Wake up!

1076
01:01:31,377 --> 01:01:33,206
No!

1077
01:01:38,384 --> 01:01:40,248
What?

1078
01:01:42,353 --> 01:01:43,354
Hmm.

1079
01:01:46,495 --> 01:01:48,049
Aw.

1080
01:01:48,187 --> 01:01:49,429
Aw.

1081
01:01:50,741 --> 01:01:52,122
No. Nope.

1082
01:01:54,400 --> 01:01:56,747
Come on. We have to go.

1083
01:02:03,133 --> 01:02:06,792
Intruders, you messed
with the wrong principal.

1084
01:02:06,930 --> 01:02:09,518
Here we go.
Come on. Come on.

1085
01:02:15,455 --> 01:02:17,112
Go, go, go!

1086
01:02:20,495 --> 01:02:22,083
PRINCIPAL UÜBELSCHLECHT:
Come on! Come on!

1087
01:02:22,221 --> 01:02:24,499
Ooh, you won'’t get away
with this.

1088
01:02:47,418 --> 01:02:49,593
Prepare to feel the wrath
of UÜbelschlecht.

1089
01:02:53,597 --> 01:02:55,219
Diaper rash cream.

1090
01:02:55,357 --> 01:02:58,326
Oh, no. Oh, no.
Stop, stop, stop.

1091
01:03:00,742 --> 01:03:01,674
Oh, dear.

1092
01:03:04,470 --> 01:03:05,816
Get back here, you!

1093
01:03:05,954 --> 01:03:08,267
I want my Lenny!

1094
01:03:12,167 --> 01:03:14,169
How are we getting out of here?

1095
01:03:14,307 --> 01:03:15,964
Follow me.

1096
01:03:16,102 --> 01:03:17,517
Get in.

1097
01:03:20,348 --> 01:03:21,798
Come on, come on,
come on, come on, come on.

1098
01:03:24,835 --> 01:03:26,354
Mr. Friendly!

1099
01:03:27,527 --> 01:03:29,081
Whoa!

1100
01:03:49,101 --> 01:03:50,827
I have to say,

1101
01:03:50,965 --> 01:03:54,934
that was, without a doubt,
the coolest night of my life.

1102
01:03:55,072 --> 01:03:57,661
I can'’t believe
we actually pulled that off.

1103
01:03:59,180 --> 01:04:01,561
Not gonna lie,
that was pretty fun.

1104
01:04:01,699 --> 01:04:04,599
Scusa. Scusa.

1105
01:04:04,737 --> 01:04:06,014
Thanks, Ron.

1106
01:04:06,152 --> 01:04:07,567
Whew.

1107
01:04:07,705 --> 01:04:12,158
And thank you for everything.

1108
01:04:12,296 --> 01:04:14,367
Oh, and hey, don'’t worry.

1109
01:04:14,505 --> 01:04:17,854
Your secret is safe with me, partner.

1110
01:04:14,505 --> 01:04:17,854
Your secret is safe with me, partner.

1111
01:04:17,992 --> 01:04:19,303
Thanks.

1112
01:04:17,992 --> 01:04:19,303
Thanks.

1113
01:04:19,441 --> 01:04:21,167
Good night.

1114
01:04:19,441 --> 01:04:21,167
Good night.

1115
01:04:21,996 --> 01:04:23,342
[Gru Jr. coos]

1116
01:04:23,480 --> 01:04:25,896
Your dada did pretty good,
huh, Junior?

1117
01:04:23,480 --> 01:04:25,896
Your dada did pretty good,
huh, Junior?

1118
01:04:26,034 --> 01:04:29,175
- [squeals, laughs]
- [chuckling]

1119
01:04:30,936 --> 01:04:33,800
[Minions chattering]

1120
01:04:35,595 --> 01:04:37,287
Hello, Maxime.

1121
01:04:35,595 --> 01:04:37,287
Hello, Maxime.

1122
01:04:37,425 --> 01:04:39,599
How'’s my favorite student?

1123
01:04:37,425 --> 01:04:39,599
How'’s my favorite student?

1124
01:04:39,737 --> 01:04:41,256
You know, I think you and I

1125
01:04:39,737 --> 01:04:41,256
You know, I think you and I

1126
01:04:41,394 --> 01:04:43,707
might be looking
for the same person,

1127
01:04:41,394 --> 01:04:43,707
might be looking
for the same person,

1128
01:04:43,845 --> 01:04:46,917
and I know exactly where he is.

1129
01:04:43,845 --> 01:04:46,917
and I know exactly where he is.

1130
01:04:50,024 --> 01:04:52,198
[laughing maniacally]

1131
01:04:53,751 --> 01:04:55,098
[laughing]

1132
01:04:55,236 --> 01:04:57,169
Thank you,
Principal UÜbelschlecht.

1133
01:04:55,236 --> 01:04:57,169
Thank you,
Principal UÜbelschlecht.

1134
01:04:57,307 --> 01:04:58,722
We got him!

1135
01:04:57,307 --> 01:04:58,722
We got him!

1136
01:04:58,860 --> 01:05:01,483
Valentina, to Mayflower!

1137
01:04:58,860 --> 01:05:01,483
Valentina, to Mayflower!

1138
01:05:01,621 --> 01:05:03,140
With pleasure.

1139
01:05:01,621 --> 01:05:03,140
- With pleasure.
- [dog barks]

1140
01:05:03,278 --> 01:05:04,245
[laughs]

1141
01:05:08,732 --> 01:05:10,941
Ah. Here we go.

1142
01:05:08,732 --> 01:05:10,941
Ah. Here we go.

1143
01:05:11,079 --> 01:05:12,115
[chuckles]

1144
01:05:12,253 --> 01:05:13,806
Okay. Yeah, yeah.

1145
01:05:12,253 --> 01:05:13,806
Okay. Yeah, yeah.

1146
01:05:13,944 --> 01:05:15,946
It'’s all coming back to me.

1147
01:05:13,944 --> 01:05:15,946
- It'’s all coming back to me.
- [laughter]

1148
01:05:16,084 --> 01:05:17,914
[panicked chatter in Minionese]

1149
01:05:18,052 --> 01:05:19,570
Oops. Oh.

1150
01:05:18,052 --> 01:05:19,570
- [groans]
- GRU: Oops. Oh.

1151
01:05:19,708 --> 01:05:21,227
Okay.

1152
01:05:19,708 --> 01:05:21,227
[chuckles] Okay.

1153
01:05:21,365 --> 01:05:23,126
See you later.

1154
01:05:21,365 --> 01:05:23,126
See you later.

1155
01:05:23,264 --> 01:05:24,437
Say, "Bye, Mommy and Daddy."

1156
01:05:23,264 --> 01:05:24,437
Say, "Bye, Mommy and Daddy."

1157
01:05:24,575 --> 01:05:25,887
Have fun at the club.

1158
01:05:24,575 --> 01:05:25,887
Have fun at the club.

1159
01:05:26,025 --> 01:05:27,854
Make good choices.

1160
01:05:26,025 --> 01:05:27,854
- Make good choices.
- [engine starts]

1161
01:05:27,993 --> 01:05:30,029
- Bye, guys.
- Goodbye.

1162
01:05:27,993 --> 01:05:30,029
- Bye, guys.
- Goodbye.

1163
01:05:30,167 --> 01:05:31,134
Bye!

1164
01:05:30,167 --> 01:05:31,134
Bye!

1165
01:05:31,272 --> 01:05:32,756
Hey, Cunninghams.

1166
01:05:31,272 --> 01:05:32,756
POPPY:
Hey, Cunninghams.

1167
01:05:32,894 --> 01:05:34,965
Um, hey, Poppy.

1168
01:05:32,894 --> 01:05:34,965
Um, hey, Poppy.

1169
01:05:35,103 --> 01:05:36,691
I heard our parents
are having a playdate--

1170
01:05:35,103 --> 01:05:36,691
I heard our parents
are having a playdate--

1171
01:05:36,829 --> 01:05:38,348
which is adorable, by the way--

1172
01:05:36,829 --> 01:05:38,348
which is adorable, by the way--

1173
01:05:38,486 --> 01:05:41,213
and I thought you might
want to hang out.

1174
01:05:38,486 --> 01:05:41,213
and I thought you might
want to hang out.

1175
01:05:41,351 --> 01:05:43,249
Oh. Yeah, sure. Come on in.

1176
01:05:41,351 --> 01:05:43,249
Oh. Yeah, sure. Come on in.

1177
01:05:43,387 --> 01:05:46,183
Let'’s get this party started,
people!

1178
01:05:43,387 --> 01:05:46,183
Let'’s get this party started,
people!

1179
01:05:46,321 --> 01:05:48,358
I like her.

1180
01:05:46,321 --> 01:05:48,358
I like her.

1181
01:05:48,496 --> 01:05:50,325
Yeah, most people do.

1182
01:05:48,496 --> 01:05:50,325
Yeah, most people do.

1183
01:05:50,463 --> 01:05:52,707
Sweet.

1184
01:05:50,463 --> 01:05:52,707
- [laughter]
- Sweet.

1185
01:05:52,845 --> 01:05:55,434
So, have you guys ever seen
a honey badger?

1186
01:05:52,845 --> 01:05:55,434
So, have you guys ever seen
a honey badger?

1187
01:05:55,572 --> 01:05:58,955
[players grunting]

1188
01:06:01,509 --> 01:06:05,823
Whoa, okay. These guys
aren'’t messing around.

1189
01:06:01,509 --> 01:06:05,823
Whoa, okay. These guys
aren'’t messing around.

1190
01:06:05,962 --> 01:06:08,343
There are my favorite
new neighbors.

1191
01:06:05,962 --> 01:06:08,343
There are my favorite
new neighbors.

1192
01:06:08,481 --> 01:06:11,484
- Hi.
- I'’m loving this whole vibe.

1193
01:06:08,481 --> 01:06:11,484
- Hi.
- I'’m loving this whole vibe.

1194
01:06:11,622 --> 01:06:13,555
You two look like
a couple of pros.

1195
01:06:11,622 --> 01:06:13,555
You two look like
a couple of pros.

1196
01:06:13,693 --> 01:06:15,730
[Lucy and Gru
chuckling awkwardly]

1197
01:06:15,868 --> 01:06:18,077
Yeah, but we'’re not.

1198
01:06:15,868 --> 01:06:18,077
Yeah, but we'’re not. [chuckles]

1199
01:06:18,215 --> 01:06:20,562
Perry and the boys are waiting
for y'’all on the court,

1200
01:06:18,215 --> 01:06:20,562
Perry and the boys are waiting
for y'’all on the court,

1201
01:06:20,700 --> 01:06:23,531
and we are hitting
the clubhouse.

1202
01:06:20,700 --> 01:06:23,531
and we are hitting
the clubhouse.

1203
01:06:23,669 --> 01:06:26,189
And you'’re telling me where
you got that to-die-for outfit.

1204
01:06:23,669 --> 01:06:26,189
And you'’re telling me where
you got that to-die-for outfit.

1205
01:06:26,327 --> 01:06:28,467
[sighs]

1206
01:06:28,605 --> 01:06:29,847
[grunts]

1207
01:06:29,986 --> 01:06:31,815
- [Gru whimpers]
- [groans]

1208
01:06:32,850 --> 01:06:34,093
Over here, Chet.

1209
01:06:32,850 --> 01:06:34,093
Over here, Chet.

1210
01:06:34,231 --> 01:06:35,715
Hello.

1211
01:06:34,231 --> 01:06:35,715
Hello.

1212
01:06:35,853 --> 01:06:37,683
Okay.

1213
01:06:35,853 --> 01:06:37,683
[sighs]:
Okay.

1214
01:06:38,718 --> 01:06:40,410
Skip, Chip, Chet.
Chet, Skip, Chip.

1215
01:06:38,718 --> 01:06:40,410
Skip, Chip, Chet.
Chet, Skip, Chip.

1216
01:06:40,548 --> 01:06:41,721
Hey there, fellas.

1217
01:06:40,548 --> 01:06:41,721
Hey there, fellas.

1218
01:06:41,859 --> 01:06:43,344
- Hello.
- How are you doing, Chet?

1219
01:06:41,859 --> 01:06:43,344
- Hello.
- How are you doing, Chet?

1220
01:06:43,482 --> 01:06:44,414
Okay.

1221
01:06:43,482 --> 01:06:44,414
Okay. [chuckles, yelps]

1222
01:06:44,552 --> 01:06:46,209
[Perry chuckles]

1223
01:06:46,347 --> 01:06:49,315
Chet here is gonna show
us fellas how it'’s done.

1224
01:06:46,347 --> 01:06:49,315
Chet here is gonna show
us fellas how it'’s done.

1225
01:06:49,453 --> 01:06:50,868
Right?

1226
01:06:49,453 --> 01:06:50,868
Right?

1227
01:06:51,007 --> 01:06:53,664
Uh, hmm.

1228
01:06:51,007 --> 01:06:53,664
Uh, hmm. [grunts]

1229
01:06:53,802 --> 01:06:56,978
Oh, I'’m gonna smoke this guy.

1230
01:06:53,802 --> 01:06:56,978
Oh, I'’m gonna smoke this guy.

1231
01:06:57,116 --> 01:06:58,531
Okay.

1232
01:06:57,116 --> 01:06:58,531
[panting]:
Okay.

1233
01:07:01,707 --> 01:07:03,398
[chuckles]

1234
01:07:03,536 --> 01:07:05,021
- [grunts]
- [yelps]

1235
01:07:05,159 --> 01:07:07,747
Huh?

1236
01:07:05,159 --> 01:07:07,747
- [whistle blowing repeatedly]
- Huh?

1237
01:07:08,783 --> 01:07:10,750
What the...

1238
01:07:08,783 --> 01:07:10,750
- What the...
- [grunts "I don'’t know"]

1239
01:07:14,202 --> 01:07:15,721
[whistles loudly]

1240
01:07:16,756 --> 01:07:19,345
Okay. Let'’s do this.

1241
01:07:16,756 --> 01:07:19,345
Okay. Let'’s do this.

1242
01:07:21,071 --> 01:07:23,694
[whistles loudly]

1243
01:07:23,832 --> 01:07:25,731
Huh? You'’ve got to be kidding.

1244
01:07:23,832 --> 01:07:25,731
Huh? You'’ve got to be kidding.

1245
01:07:25,869 --> 01:07:27,595
[whistles loudly]

1246
01:07:27,733 --> 01:07:29,735
Okay, okay.

1247
01:07:27,733 --> 01:07:29,735
Okay, okay.

1248
01:07:29,873 --> 01:07:31,047
Better?

1249
01:07:29,873 --> 01:07:31,047
Better?

1250
01:07:32,082 --> 01:07:33,566
[blows whistle]

1251
01:07:34,671 --> 01:07:36,121
[grunts]

1252
01:07:36,259 --> 01:07:38,330
What?
Hmm?

1253
01:07:36,259 --> 01:07:38,330
- PERRY: What?
- GRU: Hmm?

1254
01:07:38,468 --> 01:07:39,641
[grunts]

1255
01:07:39,779 --> 01:07:41,229
That doesn'’t count.

1256
01:07:39,779 --> 01:07:41,229
PERRY:
That doesn'’t count.

1257
01:07:41,367 --> 01:07:42,782
And... oh! What?

1258
01:07:41,367 --> 01:07:42,782
- And... oh! What?
- [blowing whistle repeatedly]

1259
01:07:42,920 --> 01:07:45,164
You can'’t just...

1260
01:07:42,920 --> 01:07:45,164
You can'’t just... [grunts]

1261
01:07:45,302 --> 01:07:46,821
This is ridiculous!

1262
01:07:45,302 --> 01:07:46,821
This is ridiculous!

1263
01:07:46,959 --> 01:07:49,375
Huh?

1264
01:07:46,959 --> 01:07:49,375
- [whistles loudly]
- Huh? [grunts]

1265
01:07:50,204 --> 01:07:53,103
[Ron grunting]

1266
01:07:53,241 --> 01:07:55,726
Ah.

1267
01:07:53,241 --> 01:07:55,726
Ah. [speaks Minionese]

1268
01:07:55,864 --> 01:07:57,970
- [explosive bang]
- [Ron screams]

1269
01:08:00,455 --> 01:08:02,043
- [groaning]
- [gasps]

1270
01:08:02,181 --> 01:08:03,631
Thanks, Ron.

1271
01:08:02,181 --> 01:08:03,631
[chuckles] Thanks, Ron.

1272
01:08:03,769 --> 01:08:04,942
Hey, no! Oh, no!

1273
01:08:03,769 --> 01:08:04,942
Hey, no! Oh, no!

1274
01:08:05,081 --> 01:08:06,323
[muffled shouting]

1275
01:08:06,461 --> 01:08:07,531
- [chattering wildly]
- [girls laughing]

1276
01:08:07,669 --> 01:08:09,361
Come and get it.

1277
01:08:07,669 --> 01:08:09,361
EDITH:
Come and get it.

1278
01:08:09,499 --> 01:08:11,535
- Oh, it'’s so cute.
- Whoa.

1279
01:08:09,499 --> 01:08:11,535
- Oh, it'’s so cute.
- Whoa.

1280
01:08:11,673 --> 01:08:13,813
This is the weirdest dog ever.

1281
01:08:11,673 --> 01:08:13,813
This is the weirdest dog ever.

1282
01:08:13,951 --> 01:08:15,263
[doorbell rings]

1283
01:08:15,401 --> 01:08:17,231
I'’ll get it.

1284
01:08:15,401 --> 01:08:17,231
I'’ll get it.

1285
01:08:17,369 --> 01:08:19,474
♪ ♪

1286
01:08:24,376 --> 01:08:25,722
[gasps]

1287
01:08:25,860 --> 01:08:28,069
Well, hello, little one.

1288
01:08:25,860 --> 01:08:28,069
Well, hello, little one.

1289
01:08:28,207 --> 01:08:30,175
Is your daddy home?

1290
01:08:28,207 --> 01:08:30,175
Is your daddy home?

1291
01:08:30,313 --> 01:08:33,971
Sorry. I'’m not "stupposed"
to talk to strangers.

1292
01:08:30,313 --> 01:08:33,971
Sorry. I'’m not "stupposed"
to talk to strangers.

1293
01:08:34,110 --> 01:08:36,733
Oh. I'’m not a stranger.

1294
01:08:34,110 --> 01:08:36,733
[chuckles]:
Oh. I'’m not a stranger.

1295
01:08:36,871 --> 01:08:39,632
Well, you look strange to me.

1296
01:08:36,871 --> 01:08:39,632
Well, you look strange to me.

1297
01:08:39,770 --> 01:08:40,737
[groans]

1298
01:08:40,875 --> 01:08:42,152
Who is it?

1299
01:08:40,875 --> 01:08:42,152
MARGO:
Who is it?

1300
01:08:42,290 --> 01:08:43,809
I don'’t know.

1301
01:08:42,290 --> 01:08:43,809
I don'’t know.

1302
01:08:43,947 --> 01:08:47,985
But she'’s old
and smells like pickles.

1303
01:08:43,947 --> 01:08:47,985
But she'’s old
and smells like pickles.

1304
01:08:48,124 --> 01:08:49,125
[panting]

1305
01:08:49,263 --> 01:08:50,333
[sniffs]

1306
01:08:50,471 --> 01:08:51,679
[whimpering]

1307
01:08:51,817 --> 01:08:53,715
Okay, I'’m coming.

1308
01:08:51,817 --> 01:08:53,715
Okay, I'’m coming.

1309
01:08:55,614 --> 01:08:57,202
[Poppy gasps]

1310
01:08:57,340 --> 01:08:58,720
Oh, no. Um...

1311
01:08:57,340 --> 01:08:58,720
Oh, no. Um...

1312
01:08:58,858 --> 01:09:00,722
I'’ll be right back.

1313
01:08:58,858 --> 01:09:00,722
- I'’ll be right back.
- [whimpering]

1314
01:09:00,860 --> 01:09:02,483
[Gru Jr. babbling]

1315
01:09:02,621 --> 01:09:04,416
Can I help you?

1316
01:09:02,621 --> 01:09:04,416
Can I help you?

1317
01:09:04,554 --> 01:09:06,003
Well, I hope so.

1318
01:09:04,554 --> 01:09:06,003
Well, I hope so.

1319
01:09:06,142 --> 01:09:08,454
I'’m an old friend of Gru'’s.

1320
01:09:06,142 --> 01:09:08,454
I'’m an old friend of Gru'’s.

1321
01:09:09,490 --> 01:09:11,802
Well, he'’s not here, so...

1322
01:09:09,490 --> 01:09:11,802
Well, he'’s not here, so...

1323
01:09:11,940 --> 01:09:14,150
Oh, that'’s all right.

1324
01:09:11,940 --> 01:09:14,150
Oh, that'’s all right.

1325
01:09:14,288 --> 01:09:15,220
[girls yelp]

1326
01:09:15,358 --> 01:09:16,773
I'’ll wait.

1327
01:09:15,358 --> 01:09:16,773
I'’ll wait.

1328
01:09:17,636 --> 01:09:18,706
[exhausted panting]

1329
01:09:18,844 --> 01:09:19,845
[whistle blows]

1330
01:09:19,983 --> 01:09:21,191
Huh? What? No!

1331
01:09:19,983 --> 01:09:21,191
Huh? What? No!

1332
01:09:21,329 --> 01:09:23,020
- [whistles loudly]
- [yells, groans]

1333
01:09:23,159 --> 01:09:25,057
Whenever you'’re ready, Perry.

1334
01:09:23,159 --> 01:09:25,057
Whenever you'’re ready, Perry.

1335
01:09:25,195 --> 01:09:27,370
Um...

1336
01:09:25,195 --> 01:09:27,370
- [cell phone chimes]
- Um...

1337
01:09:27,508 --> 01:09:28,681
Hmm?

1338
01:09:27,508 --> 01:09:28,681
Hmm?

1339
01:09:31,201 --> 01:09:32,306
[gasps]

1340
01:09:32,444 --> 01:09:35,585
[quiet chatter, laughter]

1341
01:09:35,723 --> 01:09:38,622
Needless to say, Perry and I
are no longer welcome

1342
01:09:35,723 --> 01:09:38,622
Needless to say, Perry and I
are no longer welcome

1343
01:09:38,760 --> 01:09:40,417
on the island of O'’ahu.

1344
01:09:38,760 --> 01:09:40,417
on the island of O'’ahu.

1345
01:09:40,555 --> 01:09:42,626
True story.

1346
01:09:40,555 --> 01:09:42,626
[laughs]
True story.

1347
01:09:42,764 --> 01:09:44,387
Honey.

1348
01:09:42,764 --> 01:09:44,387
- [chuckles]
- GRU: Honey.

1349
01:09:44,525 --> 01:09:46,078
- Oh, thank goodness.
- It'’s the children.

1350
01:09:44,525 --> 01:09:46,078
- Oh, thank goodness.
- It'’s the children.

1351
01:09:46,216 --> 01:09:48,529
We have to go now.

1352
01:09:46,216 --> 01:09:48,529
- We have to go now.
- [gasps, gulps]

1353
01:09:49,357 --> 01:09:50,462
Oh.

1354
01:09:49,357 --> 01:09:50,462
Oh.

1355
01:09:50,600 --> 01:09:52,049
Thanks. Bye.

1356
01:09:50,600 --> 01:09:52,049
Thanks. Bye.

1357
01:09:52,188 --> 01:09:53,913
- Our cover'’s blown.
- What?

1358
01:09:52,188 --> 01:09:53,913
- Our cover'’s blown.
- What?

1359
01:09:54,051 --> 01:09:55,639
- Call Silas.
- Oh, no.

1360
01:09:54,051 --> 01:09:55,639
- Call Silas.
- Oh, no.

1361
01:09:55,777 --> 01:09:57,745
[blowing whistle repeatedly]

1362
01:09:58,780 --> 01:10:00,196
[line ringing]

1363
01:10:01,542 --> 01:10:03,716
[beeping]

1364
01:10:05,270 --> 01:10:07,548
[chatter in Minionese]

1365
01:10:07,686 --> 01:10:09,688
- [yelling]
- [laughing]

1366
01:10:09,826 --> 01:10:12,069
[Minionese chatter continues]

1367
01:10:17,040 --> 01:10:18,766
[shouting in Minionese]

1368
01:10:18,904 --> 01:10:20,699
[laughter, whooping]

1369
01:10:20,837 --> 01:10:21,976
[frantic gasping]

1370
01:10:22,114 --> 01:10:23,943
♪ Happy birthday to you. ♪

1371
01:10:22,114 --> 01:10:23,943
♪ Happy birthday to you. ♪

1372
01:10:24,081 --> 01:10:25,945
[Minionese chatter continues]

1373
01:10:26,083 --> 01:10:28,051
[spits, groans]

1374
01:10:28,189 --> 01:10:29,535
[chuckles]

1375
01:10:29,673 --> 01:10:30,778
Ah.

1376
01:10:29,673 --> 01:10:30,778
Ah. [clears throat]

1377
01:10:30,916 --> 01:10:31,917
- [alarm blaring]
- [gasps]

1378
01:10:32,055 --> 01:10:33,815
Gru'’s been compromised.

1379
01:10:32,055 --> 01:10:33,815
Gru'’s been compromised.

1380
01:10:33,953 --> 01:10:35,645
This is an emergency, people.

1381
01:10:33,953 --> 01:10:35,645
This is an emergency, people.

1382
01:10:35,783 --> 01:10:37,923
Retirement is officially over.

1383
01:10:35,783 --> 01:10:37,923
Retirement is officially over.

1384
01:10:38,061 --> 01:10:40,546
Assemble the Mega Minions.

1385
01:10:38,061 --> 01:10:40,546
Assemble the Mega Minions.

1386
01:10:45,137 --> 01:10:47,070
[seagulls squawking]

1387
01:10:47,898 --> 01:10:48,968
[rapid beeping]

1388
01:10:49,106 --> 01:10:50,970
Pomodoro!

1389
01:10:49,106 --> 01:10:50,970
[gasps]
Pomodoro!

1390
01:10:51,108 --> 01:10:53,766
- [laughs]
- [seagulls screeching]

1391
01:10:53,904 --> 01:10:56,079
[munching loudly]

1392
01:10:57,114 --> 01:10:58,668
- [rapid beeping]
- [gasps]

1393
01:10:58,806 --> 01:11:00,497
Pomodoro!

1394
01:10:58,806 --> 01:11:00,497
Pomodoro!

1395
01:11:00,635 --> 01:11:02,775
[laughing]

1396
01:11:04,398 --> 01:11:06,331
[laughs]

1397
01:11:06,469 --> 01:11:09,023
Shooshta, shooshta,
shooshta, shooshta,

1398
01:11:06,469 --> 01:11:09,023
Shooshta, shooshta,
shooshta, shooshta,

1399
01:11:09,161 --> 01:11:10,990
shooshta, shooshta, shooshta!

1400
01:11:09,161 --> 01:11:10,990
shooshta, shooshta, shooshta!

1401
01:11:11,128 --> 01:11:12,958
[bees buzzing]

1402
01:11:13,096 --> 01:11:14,994
Hey.

1403
01:11:13,096 --> 01:11:14,994
Hey. [chuckles]

1404
01:11:15,132 --> 01:11:17,065
Bello, busy bee.

1405
01:11:15,132 --> 01:11:17,065
Bello, busy bee.

1406
01:11:17,203 --> 01:11:19,033
Aw.

1407
01:11:17,203 --> 01:11:19,033
[gasps] Aw.

1408
01:11:19,171 --> 01:11:20,966
- [rapid beeping]
- [gasps, laughs]

1409
01:11:21,104 --> 01:11:22,554
Pomodoro!

1410
01:11:21,104 --> 01:11:22,554
Pomodoro!

1411
01:11:22,692 --> 01:11:24,659
[laughs]

1412
01:11:24,797 --> 01:11:26,005
[bellows]

1413
01:11:26,143 --> 01:11:28,180
Yee-haw!

1414
01:11:26,143 --> 01:11:28,180
- Yee-haw!
- [rapid beeping]

1415
01:11:28,318 --> 01:11:29,526
[gasping excitedly]

1416
01:11:29,664 --> 01:11:31,114
Pomodoro!

1417
01:11:29,664 --> 01:11:31,114
Pomodoro!

1418
01:11:32,149 --> 01:11:33,289
[chuckles]

1419
01:11:33,427 --> 01:11:34,497
Pomodoro!

1420
01:11:33,427 --> 01:11:34,497
Pomodoro!

1421
01:11:34,635 --> 01:11:36,084
Yee-haw!

1422
01:11:34,635 --> 01:11:36,084
- Yee-haw!
- [bellowing]

1423
01:11:36,222 --> 01:11:38,294
Yippa, yippa!

1424
01:11:36,222 --> 01:11:38,294
Yippa, yippa!

1425
01:11:40,296 --> 01:11:41,573
Huh?

1426
01:11:40,296 --> 01:11:41,573
Huh?

1427
01:11:41,711 --> 01:11:43,160
Whoa.

1428
01:11:41,711 --> 01:11:43,160
Whoa. [laughs]

1429
01:11:43,299 --> 01:11:44,334
Yeah!

1430
01:11:43,299 --> 01:11:44,334
Yeah!

1431
01:11:44,472 --> 01:11:45,680
- [laughs]
- [rapid beeping]

1432
01:11:45,818 --> 01:11:47,130
Huh?

1433
01:11:45,818 --> 01:11:47,130
Huh? [groans]

1434
01:11:47,268 --> 01:11:49,201
[grumbling]

1435
01:11:54,068 --> 01:11:58,210
So, your father
has been naughty.

1436
01:11:54,068 --> 01:11:58,210
So, your father
has been naughty.

1437
01:11:58,348 --> 01:12:00,695
Very naughty.

1438
01:11:58,348 --> 01:12:00,695
Very naughty.

1439
01:12:02,076 --> 01:12:04,837
He took something of mine
that I desperately want back.

1440
01:12:02,076 --> 01:12:04,837
He took something of mine
that I desperately want back.

1441
01:12:04,975 --> 01:12:05,735
[all gasp]

1442
01:12:05,873 --> 01:12:06,908
[yells]

1443
01:12:07,046 --> 01:12:09,325
[both grunting fiercely]

1444
01:12:09,463 --> 01:12:11,327
Principal UÜbelschlecht?

1445
01:12:09,463 --> 01:12:11,327
Principal UÜbelschlecht?

1446
01:12:12,293 --> 01:12:15,365
Ooh. I know you took my Lenny.

1447
01:12:12,293 --> 01:12:15,365
Ooh. I know you took my Lenny.

1448
01:12:15,503 --> 01:12:17,056
- Now, hand him over!
- Ow!

1449
01:12:15,503 --> 01:12:17,056
- Now, hand him over!
- Ow!

1450
01:12:17,194 --> 01:12:18,403
Ow. That...

1451
01:12:17,194 --> 01:12:18,403
Ow. That... [chuckles]

1452
01:12:18,541 --> 01:12:21,060
- Actually very funny story.
- Zip it!

1453
01:12:18,541 --> 01:12:21,060
- Actually very funny story.
- Zip it!

1454
01:12:21,198 --> 01:12:22,407
I don'’t want to hear
your excuses.

1455
01:12:21,198 --> 01:12:22,407
I don'’t want to hear
your excuses.

1456
01:12:22,545 --> 01:12:23,856
I'’m here to teach you a lesson.

1457
01:12:22,545 --> 01:12:23,856
I'’m here to teach you a lesson.

1458
01:12:23,994 --> 01:12:25,237
Let'’s go, tough guy.

1459
01:12:23,994 --> 01:12:25,237
Let'’s go, tough guy.

1460
01:12:25,375 --> 01:12:26,721
Okay.

1461
01:12:25,375 --> 01:12:26,721
[chuckling]:
Okay.

1462
01:12:26,859 --> 01:12:28,723
I'’m not going to fight
an old lady.

1463
01:12:26,859 --> 01:12:28,723
I'’m not going to fight
an old lady.

1464
01:12:28,861 --> 01:12:30,104
Oh, yeah?

1465
01:12:28,861 --> 01:12:30,104
Oh, yeah?

1466
01:12:30,242 --> 01:12:31,485
Well, I'’m gonna give you
a whupping

1467
01:12:30,242 --> 01:12:31,485
Well, I'’m gonna give you
a whupping

1468
01:12:31,623 --> 01:12:33,003
for the history books.

1469
01:12:31,623 --> 01:12:33,003
for the history books.

1470
01:12:33,625 --> 01:12:34,695
Whoa, whoa!

1471
01:12:33,625 --> 01:12:34,695
Whoa, whoa!

1472
01:12:34,833 --> 01:12:37,076
- [grunts]
- [Lucy gasps, yelps]

1473
01:12:37,214 --> 01:12:38,733
Take that!

1474
01:12:37,214 --> 01:12:38,733
Take that!

1475
01:12:38,871 --> 01:12:40,735
- [Gru grunts, groans]
- [Lucy gasps]

1476
01:12:40,873 --> 01:12:42,496
[whimpers]

1477
01:12:42,634 --> 01:12:44,808
Yeah, go!

1478
01:12:42,634 --> 01:12:44,808
- Yeah, go!
- [Gru yelps]

1479
01:12:44,946 --> 01:12:46,914
Girls, look out! Over here!

1480
01:12:44,946 --> 01:12:46,914
Girls, look out! Over here!

1481
01:12:47,052 --> 01:12:48,467
Everyone, get down!
Gru!

1482
01:12:47,052 --> 01:12:48,467
- Everyone, get down!
- GIRLS: Gru!

1483
01:12:48,605 --> 01:12:49,951
[girls and Minions whimpering]

1484
01:12:50,089 --> 01:12:52,575
Hey, back off, lady.

1485
01:12:50,089 --> 01:12:52,575
Hey, back off, lady.

1486
01:12:52,713 --> 01:12:54,853
[grunting]

1487
01:12:55,992 --> 01:12:58,201
♪ ♪

1488
01:13:01,687 --> 01:13:03,655
[Gru yelling]

1489
01:13:03,793 --> 01:13:04,932
Stop it!

1490
01:13:03,793 --> 01:13:04,932
Stop it!

1491
01:13:05,070 --> 01:13:06,623
Let him go!

1492
01:13:05,070 --> 01:13:06,623
Let him go!

1493
01:13:06,761 --> 01:13:08,073
Take that!

1494
01:13:06,761 --> 01:13:08,073
- Take that!
- [Minions yelling]

1495
01:13:08,211 --> 01:13:10,109
[babbling happily]

1496
01:13:10,247 --> 01:13:11,904
[laughing]

1497
01:13:12,042 --> 01:13:14,113
[grunting and groaning]

1498
01:13:14,251 --> 01:13:15,632
[continues laughing]

1499
01:13:15,770 --> 01:13:17,738
Now we have to get in there

1500
01:13:15,770 --> 01:13:17,738
[chuckles]
Now we have to get in there

1501
01:13:17,876 --> 01:13:19,084
and find that baby.

1502
01:13:17,876 --> 01:13:19,084
and find that baby.

1503
01:13:19,222 --> 01:13:20,775
What?

1504
01:13:19,222 --> 01:13:20,775
- [clattering]
- What?

1505
01:13:20,913 --> 01:13:23,260
[laughing]

1506
01:13:23,399 --> 01:13:24,296
[gasps]

1507
01:13:24,434 --> 01:13:25,815
Oh! Jackpot, huh?

1508
01:13:24,434 --> 01:13:25,815
Oh! Jackpot, huh?

1509
01:13:25,953 --> 01:13:27,161
Ay, Maxime.

1510
01:13:25,953 --> 01:13:27,161
Ay, Maxime.

1511
01:13:27,299 --> 01:13:28,887
This is too easy.

1512
01:13:27,299 --> 01:13:28,887
- This is too easy.
- [both laugh]

1513
01:13:29,025 --> 01:13:31,579
Come here, little baby.

1514
01:13:29,025 --> 01:13:31,579
MAXIME:
Come here, little baby.

1515
01:13:31,717 --> 01:13:33,063
Come to Maxime.

1516
01:13:31,717 --> 01:13:33,063
Come to Maxime.

1517
01:13:33,201 --> 01:13:35,169
Yes. Coochie-coochie...

1518
01:13:33,201 --> 01:13:35,169
Yes. Coochie-coochie...

1519
01:13:35,307 --> 01:13:36,998
- Oh!
- Ay, Maxime.

1520
01:13:35,307 --> 01:13:36,998
- [screams] Oh!
- [yelps] Ay, Maxime.

1521
01:13:37,136 --> 01:13:38,724
You little...

1522
01:13:37,136 --> 01:13:38,724
- You little...
- [Gru Jr. fusses]

1523
01:13:38,862 --> 01:13:41,278
You are in big trouble.

1524
01:13:38,862 --> 01:13:41,278
You are in big trouble.

1525
01:13:42,279 --> 01:13:44,143
Gotcha!

1526
01:13:42,279 --> 01:13:44,143
- Gotcha!
- [yelps]

1527
01:13:44,281 --> 01:13:45,973
[grunting and groaning continue]

1528
01:13:46,111 --> 01:13:48,458
- [electrical crackling]
- [pained whimpering]

1529
01:13:48,596 --> 01:13:50,322
[panicked grunting]

1530
01:13:50,460 --> 01:13:52,358
[screaming]

1531
01:13:53,567 --> 01:13:55,120
Whew.

1532
01:13:53,567 --> 01:13:55,120
- Whew.
- [all panting]

1533
01:13:55,258 --> 01:13:56,777
Wait. Where'’s the baby?

1534
01:13:55,258 --> 01:13:56,777
Wait. Where'’s the baby?

1535
01:13:56,915 --> 01:13:58,951
Where'’s the baby?!

1536
01:13:56,915 --> 01:13:58,951
- Where'’s the baby?!
- [gasps]

1537
01:13:59,089 --> 01:14:00,332
Junior?

1538
01:13:59,089 --> 01:14:00,332
Junior?

1539
01:14:00,470 --> 01:14:02,886
[Gru Jr. crying]

1540
01:14:03,024 --> 01:14:04,370
- [UÜbelschlecht yells]
- [Lucy gasps]

1541
01:14:04,509 --> 01:14:05,510
Lucy!

1542
01:14:04,509 --> 01:14:05,510
GRU:
Lucy!

1543
01:14:05,648 --> 01:14:06,821
Go after the baby.

1544
01:14:05,648 --> 01:14:06,821
Go after the baby.

1545
01:14:06,959 --> 01:14:08,133
[gasps]

1546
01:14:08,271 --> 01:14:09,514
[aircraft whirring]

1547
01:14:09,652 --> 01:14:10,722
Maxime.

1548
01:14:09,652 --> 01:14:10,722
Maxime.

1549
01:14:10,860 --> 01:14:12,620
Say <i>au revoir,</i> Gru.

1550
01:14:10,860 --> 01:14:12,620
Say <i>au revoir,</i> Gru.

1551
01:14:12,758 --> 01:14:14,173
Oh, and don'’t worry.

1552
01:14:12,758 --> 01:14:14,173
Oh, and don'’t worry.

1553
01:14:14,311 --> 01:14:16,900
He will be very happy
with his new daddy.

1554
01:14:14,311 --> 01:14:16,900
He will be very happy
with his new daddy.

1555
01:14:17,038 --> 01:14:18,315
Right? Look at him.

1556
01:14:17,038 --> 01:14:18,315
Right? Look at him.

1557
01:14:18,454 --> 01:14:20,697
Oh, he loves his new daddy.

1558
01:14:18,454 --> 01:14:20,697
- Oh, he loves his new daddy.
- [crying]

1559
01:14:20,835 --> 01:14:22,181
Junior!

1560
01:14:20,835 --> 01:14:22,181
Junior!

1561
01:14:22,319 --> 01:14:24,114
[crying continues]

1562
01:14:24,252 --> 01:14:25,978
No!

1563
01:14:24,252 --> 01:14:25,978
No!

1564
01:14:27,842 --> 01:14:29,672
Whoa!

1565
01:14:27,842 --> 01:14:29,672
- [tires squeal]
- Whoa!

1566
01:14:29,810 --> 01:14:30,811
Get in.

1567
01:14:29,810 --> 01:14:30,811
Get in.

1568
01:14:30,949 --> 01:14:32,053
[grunts]

1569
01:14:32,191 --> 01:14:33,986
We'’ve got a baby to save.

1570
01:14:32,191 --> 01:14:33,986
We'’ve got a baby to save.

1571
01:14:35,747 --> 01:14:37,921
[tires squealing]

1572
01:14:40,614 --> 01:14:43,720
We got him!

1573
01:14:40,614 --> 01:14:43,720
- [laughs] We got him!
- [Valentina laughing]

1574
01:14:43,858 --> 01:14:46,896
Oh, who is ready to become
a little roach?

1575
01:14:43,858 --> 01:14:46,896
Oh, who is ready to become
a little roach?

1576
01:14:47,034 --> 01:14:48,898
Ow! Let go!

1577
01:14:47,034 --> 01:14:48,898
- Ow! Let go!
- [Gru Jr. laughs, squeals]

1578
01:14:49,036 --> 01:14:50,831
Ow! Those are very sensitive.

1579
01:14:49,036 --> 01:14:50,831
Ow! Those are very sensitive.

1580
01:14:50,969 --> 01:14:52,902
Aah! You squirmy little...

1581
01:14:50,969 --> 01:14:52,902
Aah! You squirmy little...

1582
01:14:53,040 --> 01:14:54,282
Oh!

1583
01:14:53,040 --> 01:14:54,282
- [liquid trickling]
- MAXIME: Oh!

1584
01:14:54,420 --> 01:14:57,078
Ugh! Are you kidding me?

1585
01:14:54,420 --> 01:14:57,078
- [giggles, coos]
- Ugh! Are you kidding me?

1586
01:14:57,216 --> 01:14:59,598
You got pee-pee
all over my ship.

1587
01:14:57,216 --> 01:14:59,598
You got pee-pee
all over my ship.

1588
01:14:59,736 --> 01:15:01,566
[giggling]

1589
01:15:01,704 --> 01:15:04,983
Valentina, bring me
the Roachification Ray.

1590
01:15:01,704 --> 01:15:04,983
Valentina, bring me
the Roachification Ray.

1591
01:15:05,121 --> 01:15:06,260
[giggles, gasps]

1592
01:15:06,398 --> 01:15:08,055
♪ ♪

1593
01:15:08,193 --> 01:15:09,643
There they are.

1594
01:15:08,193 --> 01:15:09,643
There they are.

1595
01:15:11,817 --> 01:15:13,854
I'’m on it.

1596
01:15:11,817 --> 01:15:13,854
I'’m on it.

1597
01:15:13,992 --> 01:15:16,339
Here we go!

1598
01:15:13,992 --> 01:15:16,339
Here we go!

1599
01:15:18,928 --> 01:15:20,412
[laughing]

1600
01:15:20,550 --> 01:15:21,931
[screams]

1601
01:15:22,069 --> 01:15:24,416
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa.

1602
01:15:22,069 --> 01:15:24,416
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa.

1603
01:15:24,554 --> 01:15:26,349
[yelps]

1604
01:15:28,489 --> 01:15:30,077
[whimpering]

1605
01:15:30,215 --> 01:15:32,389
What'’s that?

1606
01:15:30,215 --> 01:15:32,389
- [radar pinging]
- What'’s that? [gasps]

1607
01:15:32,528 --> 01:15:34,702
Hello.

1608
01:15:32,528 --> 01:15:34,702
[chuckles] Hello.

1609
01:15:34,840 --> 01:15:36,532
Gru!

1610
01:15:34,840 --> 01:15:36,532
[groans] Gru!

1611
01:15:36,670 --> 01:15:38,879
Get me closer.

1612
01:15:36,670 --> 01:15:38,879
Get me closer.

1613
01:15:41,053 --> 01:15:42,503
Almost there.

1614
01:15:41,053 --> 01:15:42,503
Almost there.

1615
01:15:42,641 --> 01:15:43,953
[grunts]

1616
01:15:44,091 --> 01:15:46,127
Take them out!

1617
01:15:44,091 --> 01:15:46,127
- Take them out!
- [Valentina chuckles]

1618
01:15:46,265 --> 01:15:47,957
- [Gru yelps, grunts]
- [Poppy screaming]

1619
01:15:48,095 --> 01:15:50,200
[both yelling]

1620
01:15:50,338 --> 01:15:51,719
[screams]

1621
01:15:51,857 --> 01:15:53,307
[grunts]

1622
01:15:57,276 --> 01:15:59,209
You'’re doing great!

1623
01:15:57,276 --> 01:15:59,209
You'’re doing great!

1624
01:16:02,558 --> 01:16:03,904
[grunts]

1625
01:16:04,767 --> 01:16:06,872
Go get '’em, partner.

1626
01:16:04,767 --> 01:16:06,872
Go get '’em, partner.

1627
01:16:10,531 --> 01:16:12,775
[screams, gasps]

1628
01:16:14,570 --> 01:16:16,157
[grunts]

1629
01:16:16,295 --> 01:16:17,987
[Valentina gasps]

1630
01:16:18,125 --> 01:16:19,126
[laughing]

1631
01:16:19,264 --> 01:16:21,818
[frightened whimpering]

1632
01:16:21,956 --> 01:16:22,992
[Gru screams]

1633
01:16:23,130 --> 01:16:25,235
Ay! I can'’t see!

1634
01:16:23,130 --> 01:16:25,235
Ay! I can'’t see!

1635
01:16:25,373 --> 01:16:27,065
[yelps]

1636
01:16:27,203 --> 01:16:29,826
[all screaming]

1637
01:16:29,964 --> 01:16:32,277
[whimpering]

1638
01:16:32,415 --> 01:16:34,382
[grunts, gasps]

1639
01:16:37,938 --> 01:16:39,215
[grunts]

1640
01:16:39,353 --> 01:16:40,630
[coughing]

1641
01:16:40,768 --> 01:16:42,287
Junior.

1642
01:16:40,768 --> 01:16:42,287
Junior.

1643
01:16:43,391 --> 01:16:45,152
Don'’t worry, Gru.

1644
01:16:43,391 --> 01:16:45,152
MAXIME:
[laughs] Don'’t worry, Gru.

1645
01:16:45,290 --> 01:16:47,119
The baby is fine.

1646
01:16:45,290 --> 01:16:47,119
The baby is fine.

1647
01:16:47,257 --> 01:16:48,742
See for yourself.

1648
01:16:47,257 --> 01:16:48,742
See for yourself.

1649
01:16:48,880 --> 01:16:50,744
[Gru Jr. coos]

1650
01:16:51,883 --> 01:16:53,954
Oh, Junior.

1651
01:16:51,883 --> 01:16:53,954
[gasps]
Oh, Junior.

1652
01:16:54,092 --> 01:16:55,507
And now he belongs to me.

1653
01:16:54,092 --> 01:16:55,507
And now he belongs to me.

1654
01:16:55,645 --> 01:16:57,889
Isn'’t that right, Maxime Jr.?

1655
01:16:55,645 --> 01:16:57,889
Isn'’t that right, Maxime Jr.?

1656
01:16:58,027 --> 01:16:59,476
[Gru Jr. coos]

1657
01:16:59,615 --> 01:17:02,341
Together, we will wreak havoc,
cause mayhem

1658
01:16:59,615 --> 01:17:02,341
Together, we will wreak havoc,
cause mayhem

1659
01:17:02,479 --> 01:17:04,516
and have so much fun
doing it, huh?

1660
01:17:02,479 --> 01:17:04,516
and have so much fun
doing it, huh?

1661
01:17:04,654 --> 01:17:06,242
[both laughing]

1662
01:17:06,380 --> 01:17:09,038
And best of all, he hates you!

1663
01:17:06,380 --> 01:17:09,038
And best of all, he hates you!

1664
01:17:09,176 --> 01:17:10,315
He really does.

1665
01:17:09,176 --> 01:17:10,315
He really does.

1666
01:17:10,453 --> 01:17:12,455
Let my son go.

1667
01:17:10,453 --> 01:17:12,455
Let my son go.

1668
01:17:12,593 --> 01:17:14,422
No, I don'’t think so.

1669
01:17:12,593 --> 01:17:14,422
No, I don'’t think so.

1670
01:17:14,560 --> 01:17:17,356
The fun is just about
to start, huh?

1671
01:17:14,560 --> 01:17:17,356
The fun is just about
to start, huh?

1672
01:17:17,494 --> 01:17:19,842
[laughing]

1673
01:17:20,877 --> 01:17:22,845
[screams, gasps]

1674
01:17:22,983 --> 01:17:24,501
[screams]

1675
01:17:26,503 --> 01:17:30,024
Oh, look at what a coward
your old daddy is, huh?

1676
01:17:26,503 --> 01:17:30,024
Oh, look at what a coward
your old daddy is, huh?

1677
01:17:30,162 --> 01:17:31,957
[Maxime laughing]

1678
01:17:32,095 --> 01:17:33,338
[gasping]

1679
01:17:36,444 --> 01:17:37,653
[laughing]

1680
01:17:39,171 --> 01:17:41,173
[yelps, screams]

1681
01:17:41,311 --> 01:17:42,968
[gasps]

1682
01:17:43,935 --> 01:17:45,453
- [gasps]
- [rumbling]

1683
01:17:48,836 --> 01:17:50,631
[Valentina screams]

1684
01:17:50,769 --> 01:17:53,392
[panting]

1685
01:17:53,530 --> 01:17:55,291
[growls]

1686
01:17:56,430 --> 01:17:59,019
You crossed the line, Maxime.

1687
01:17:56,430 --> 01:17:59,019
You crossed the line, Maxime.

1688
01:17:59,157 --> 01:18:00,952
Now, give me my son.

1689
01:17:59,157 --> 01:18:00,952
Now, give me my son.

1690
01:18:01,090 --> 01:18:04,162
I told you, he is my son now.

1691
01:18:01,090 --> 01:18:04,162
I told you, he is my son now.

1692
01:18:04,300 --> 01:18:06,164
[gasping]

1693
01:18:06,302 --> 01:18:08,614
[yells]

1694
01:18:08,753 --> 01:18:11,100
[both grunting]

1695
01:18:11,238 --> 01:18:12,515
[gasps]

1696
01:18:12,653 --> 01:18:13,550
[grunts]

1697
01:18:13,689 --> 01:18:15,069
[grunts, laughs]

1698
01:18:15,207 --> 01:18:17,106
Watch your step, Gru.

1699
01:18:15,207 --> 01:18:17,106
- Watch your step, Gru.
- [gasps, whimpers]

1700
01:18:17,244 --> 01:18:18,383
It'’s a doozy!

1701
01:18:17,244 --> 01:18:18,383
It'’s a doozy!

1702
01:18:18,521 --> 01:18:19,556
[laughs]

1703
01:18:19,695 --> 01:18:21,386
Too bad you can'’t fly, huh?

1704
01:18:19,695 --> 01:18:21,386
Too bad you can'’t fly, huh?

1705
01:18:21,524 --> 01:18:23,422
[grunting]

1706
01:18:26,356 --> 01:18:28,358
[Gru screaming]

1707
01:18:28,496 --> 01:18:29,946
- Let go!
- Ow!

1708
01:18:28,496 --> 01:18:29,946
- Let go!
- Ow!

1709
01:18:30,084 --> 01:18:31,051
[groaning]

1710
01:18:31,189 --> 01:18:33,053
[screaming]

1711
01:18:34,054 --> 01:18:36,401
[both grunting]

1712
01:18:38,575 --> 01:18:40,543
[gasps, grunts]

1713
01:18:41,751 --> 01:18:43,408
This ends now!

1714
01:18:41,751 --> 01:18:43,408
This ends now!

1715
01:18:43,546 --> 01:18:45,237
Say goodbye to Daddy.

1716
01:18:43,546 --> 01:18:45,237
Say goodbye to Daddy.

1717
01:18:45,375 --> 01:18:46,549
[Gru Jr. chatters]

1718
01:18:48,862 --> 01:18:51,209
[gasps]

1719
01:18:51,347 --> 01:18:53,763
It'’s okay, Junior.

1720
01:18:51,347 --> 01:18:53,763
It'’s okay, Junior.

1721
01:18:53,901 --> 01:18:56,214
Dada loves you.

1722
01:18:53,901 --> 01:18:56,214
Dada loves you.

1723
01:18:57,974 --> 01:18:59,251
[laughs]

1724
01:18:59,389 --> 01:19:01,219
[Gru screaming]

1725
01:19:03,393 --> 01:19:06,431
[yelps, screams]

1726
01:19:06,569 --> 01:19:08,744
[Gru groaning, screaming]

1727
01:19:13,956 --> 01:19:15,474
[gasps]

1728
01:19:15,612 --> 01:19:16,579
[laughing]

1729
01:19:16,717 --> 01:19:17,614
[screams]

1730
01:19:17,753 --> 01:19:18,857
[gasps]

1731
01:19:18,995 --> 01:19:20,203
- [Maxime groaning]
- [thud]

1732
01:19:20,341 --> 01:19:21,480
Get back here.

1733
01:19:20,341 --> 01:19:21,480
Get back here.

1734
01:19:21,618 --> 01:19:22,930
Bad baby.

1735
01:19:21,618 --> 01:19:22,930
Bad baby.

1736
01:19:23,068 --> 01:19:24,173
Ow, ow, ow, ow!

1737
01:19:23,068 --> 01:19:24,173
Ow, ow, ow, ow!

1738
01:19:24,311 --> 01:19:25,933
Get off me, you demon!

1739
01:19:24,311 --> 01:19:25,933
Get off me, you demon! [groans]

1740
01:19:26,071 --> 01:19:28,004
You are going to feel
the wrath of...

1741
01:19:26,071 --> 01:19:28,004
You are going to feel
the wrath of...

1742
01:19:28,142 --> 01:19:29,143
[yells]

1743
01:19:29,281 --> 01:19:30,627
[gasps, whimpers]

1744
01:19:30,766 --> 01:19:32,146
[screams]

1745
01:19:32,284 --> 01:19:33,665
[laughs]

1746
01:19:33,803 --> 01:19:35,805
[screaming]

1747
01:19:36,806 --> 01:19:38,463
[groans, whimpers]

1748
01:19:38,601 --> 01:19:39,740
[screams]

1749
01:19:39,878 --> 01:19:41,155
Whoa.

1750
01:19:39,878 --> 01:19:41,155
[groans] Whoa.

1751
01:19:41,293 --> 01:19:42,225
[screams]

1752
01:19:42,363 --> 01:19:43,813
[groans]

1753
01:19:43,951 --> 01:19:45,953
[screams]

1754
01:19:48,369 --> 01:19:49,301
[pained whimper]

1755
01:19:49,439 --> 01:19:50,475
[grunts]

1756
01:19:51,821 --> 01:19:53,858
See? Not a scratch.

1757
01:19:51,821 --> 01:19:53,858
See? Not a scratch.

1758
01:19:53,996 --> 01:19:56,101
Huh? Wha...?

1759
01:19:53,996 --> 01:19:56,101
- Huh? Wha...?
- [cattle bellowing]

1760
01:19:56,239 --> 01:19:58,863
Salami!

1761
01:19:56,239 --> 01:19:58,863
Salami!

1762
01:19:59,001 --> 01:20:00,485
[screams]

1763
01:20:00,623 --> 01:20:02,038
Pastrami!

1764
01:20:00,623 --> 01:20:02,038
Pastrami!

1765
01:20:03,143 --> 01:20:04,385
[screams, whimpers]

1766
01:20:04,523 --> 01:20:06,353
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

1767
01:20:04,523 --> 01:20:06,353
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

1768
01:20:06,491 --> 01:20:08,217
Prosciutto!

1769
01:20:06,491 --> 01:20:08,217
MINION:
Prosciutto!

1770
01:20:09,632 --> 01:20:11,220
- What?
- Prosciutto!

1771
01:20:09,632 --> 01:20:11,220
- What? [coughs]
- Prosciutto!

1772
01:20:11,358 --> 01:20:12,738
Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew!

1773
01:20:11,358 --> 01:20:12,738
Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew!

1774
01:20:12,877 --> 01:20:13,912
Gross.

1775
01:20:12,877 --> 01:20:13,912
- Gross.
- [bees buzzing]

1776
01:20:14,050 --> 01:20:16,190
[panicked whimpering]

1777
01:20:17,329 --> 01:20:20,194
Nice try. When I...

1778
01:20:17,329 --> 01:20:20,194
[sighs] Nice try. When I...

1779
01:20:21,540 --> 01:20:23,163
- [laughs]
- [Maxime whimpers]

1780
01:20:23,301 --> 01:20:25,993
Antipasti.

1781
01:20:23,301 --> 01:20:25,993
- Antipasti. [chuckles]
- [camera clicks]

1782
01:20:26,131 --> 01:20:27,857
[chuckling]

1783
01:20:27,995 --> 01:20:30,204
Oh!

1784
01:20:27,995 --> 01:20:30,204
- [tires squealing]
- [laughs]: Oh!

1785
01:20:32,931 --> 01:20:34,346
- Gru! -Oh, Gru!
- You'’re here!

1786
01:20:32,931 --> 01:20:34,346
- Gru! -Oh, Gru!
- You'’re here!

1787
01:20:34,484 --> 01:20:36,832
Junior!

1788
01:20:34,484 --> 01:20:36,832
Junior! [laughs, whoops]

1789
01:20:39,524 --> 01:20:41,043
Yes!

1790
01:20:39,524 --> 01:20:41,043
Yes!

1791
01:20:41,181 --> 01:20:42,596
Yay!
Holy cow!

1792
01:20:41,181 --> 01:20:42,596
- AGNES: Yay!
- EDITH: Holy cow!

1793
01:20:42,734 --> 01:20:44,046
Are you guys okay?
That was insane!

1794
01:20:42,734 --> 01:20:44,046
- LUCY: Are you guys okay?
- MARGO: That was insane!

1795
01:20:44,184 --> 01:20:45,461
- [Lucy sighs]
- [Gru chuckles]

1796
01:20:45,599 --> 01:20:47,152
[Gru Jr. cooing]

1797
01:20:49,016 --> 01:20:50,707
Dada.

1798
01:20:49,016 --> 01:20:50,707
Dada.

1799
01:20:50,846 --> 01:20:52,813
[gasps]

1800
01:20:54,608 --> 01:20:56,368
Aw.

1801
01:20:54,608 --> 01:20:56,368
ALL:
Aw.

1802
01:20:56,506 --> 01:20:58,715
Aw. My boys.

1803
01:20:56,506 --> 01:20:58,715
Aw. My boys.

1804
01:20:58,854 --> 01:21:00,338
Dada.

1805
01:20:58,854 --> 01:21:00,338
- Dada.
- [Gru sniffles]

1806
01:21:00,476 --> 01:21:02,443
You know something,
today has been

1807
01:21:00,476 --> 01:21:02,443
[crying]: You know something,
today has been

1808
01:21:02,581 --> 01:21:05,619
a real roller coaster
of emotion.

1809
01:21:02,581 --> 01:21:05,619
a real roller coaster
of emotion.

1810
01:21:05,757 --> 01:21:07,414
- [whimpers]
- [Gru Jr. giggling]

1811
01:21:07,552 --> 01:21:09,278
[Minions chuckling]

1812
01:21:09,416 --> 01:21:10,900
Uh, Gru?

1813
01:21:09,416 --> 01:21:10,900
Uh, Gru?

1814
01:21:11,038 --> 01:21:13,178
Can we go back home now?

1815
01:21:11,038 --> 01:21:13,178
Can we go back home now?

1816
01:21:18,080 --> 01:21:19,944
All right. There you go.

1817
01:21:18,080 --> 01:21:19,944
All right. There you go.

1818
01:21:20,082 --> 01:21:21,807
Yay!

1819
01:21:20,082 --> 01:21:21,807
- [gasps] Yay!
- [coos, babbles happily]

1820
01:21:21,946 --> 01:21:23,430
Thanks, Dr. Nefario.

1821
01:21:21,946 --> 01:21:23,430
Thanks, Dr. Nefario.

1822
01:21:23,568 --> 01:21:25,501
Good as new.

1823
01:21:23,568 --> 01:21:25,501
[chuckles] Good as new.

1824
01:21:25,639 --> 01:21:28,331
No job too small or too mad.

1825
01:21:25,639 --> 01:21:28,331
No job too small or too mad.

1826
01:21:28,469 --> 01:21:30,955
Bye, then.

1827
01:21:28,469 --> 01:21:30,955
[chuckles] Bye, then.

1828
01:21:31,093 --> 01:21:32,888
Bye.

1829
01:21:31,093 --> 01:21:32,888
Bye.

1830
01:21:34,441 --> 01:21:36,098
[squeals happily]

1831
01:21:40,240 --> 01:21:42,380
Hey. You okay, sweetie?

1832
01:21:40,240 --> 01:21:42,380
Hey. You okay, sweetie?

1833
01:21:42,518 --> 01:21:43,795
[Agnes whimpers softly]

1834
01:21:43,933 --> 01:21:45,107
Agnes!

1835
01:21:43,933 --> 01:21:45,107
- GRU: Agnes!
- [gasps]

1836
01:21:45,245 --> 01:21:47,523
Someone'’s here to see you!

1837
01:21:45,245 --> 01:21:47,523
Someone'’s here to see you!

1838
01:21:48,558 --> 01:21:50,077
[panting]

1839
01:21:54,702 --> 01:21:56,635
Lucky?

1840
01:21:54,702 --> 01:21:56,635
[gasps]
Lucky?

1841
01:21:59,535 --> 01:22:00,777
[bleats]

1842
01:22:00,916 --> 01:22:02,089
Lucky!

1843
01:22:00,916 --> 01:22:02,089
Lucky!

1844
01:22:02,227 --> 01:22:04,471
- [Agnes laughing]
- [Lucky bleats]

1845
01:22:05,403 --> 01:22:06,818
Did you practice your tricks?

1846
01:22:05,403 --> 01:22:06,818
Did you practice your tricks?

1847
01:22:06,956 --> 01:22:09,959
Okay, play dead.

1848
01:22:06,956 --> 01:22:09,959
- [bleats]
- Okay, play dead.

1849
01:22:10,097 --> 01:22:12,410
[Lucky gasping]

1850
01:22:14,688 --> 01:22:16,103
Yay!

1851
01:22:14,688 --> 01:22:16,103
[laughing]:
Yay!

1852
01:22:16,241 --> 01:22:18,830
Ah, that was... disturbing.

1853
01:22:16,241 --> 01:22:18,830
Ah, that was... disturbing.

1854
01:22:18,968 --> 01:22:20,556
Yeah, little bit.
Lucky!

1855
01:22:18,968 --> 01:22:20,556
- Yeah, little bit.
- AGNES: Lucky!

1856
01:22:20,694 --> 01:22:22,282
- [laughing]
- [bleating]

1857
01:22:23,662 --> 01:22:25,768
Hey, I'’ll, uh...
I'’ll be back soon.

1858
01:22:23,662 --> 01:22:25,768
Hey, I'’ll, uh...
I'’ll be back soon.

1859
01:22:25,906 --> 01:22:27,321
- Oh. Okay.
- Mwah.

1860
01:22:25,906 --> 01:22:27,321
- Oh. Okay.
- Mwah.

1861
01:22:27,459 --> 01:22:29,461
There'’s something
I need to take care of.

1862
01:22:27,459 --> 01:22:29,461
There'’s something
I need to take care of.

1863
01:22:29,599 --> 01:22:30,704
Mwah.

1864
01:22:29,599 --> 01:22:30,704
Mwah.

1865
01:22:30,842 --> 01:22:32,154
See you later, buddy.

1866
01:22:30,842 --> 01:22:32,154
See you later, buddy.

1867
01:22:32,292 --> 01:22:33,465
Love you, honey.

1868
01:22:32,292 --> 01:22:33,465
Love you, honey.

1869
01:22:33,603 --> 01:22:35,951
Da-da-da.

1870
01:22:33,603 --> 01:22:35,951
Da-da-da. [giggles]

1871
01:22:36,744 --> 01:22:39,299
♪ ♪

1872
01:22:41,232 --> 01:22:43,855
How you doing, Maxime?

1873
01:22:41,232 --> 01:22:43,855
[sighs heavily]
How you doing, Maxime?

1874
01:22:43,993 --> 01:22:46,271
What are you doing here, Gru?

1875
01:22:43,993 --> 01:22:46,271
[sighs]
What are you doing here, Gru?

1876
01:22:46,409 --> 01:22:47,928
You came to gloat, no?

1877
01:22:46,409 --> 01:22:47,928
You came to gloat, no?

1878
01:22:48,066 --> 01:22:49,550
Gloat? No, no, no, no. I just...

1879
01:22:48,066 --> 01:22:49,550
Gloat? No, no, no, no. I just...

1880
01:22:49,688 --> 01:22:51,863
I wanted to get something
off my chest.

1881
01:22:49,688 --> 01:22:51,863
I wanted to get something
off my chest.

1882
01:22:52,001 --> 01:22:53,658
And it concerns

1883
01:22:52,001 --> 01:22:53,658
- [scoffs]
- And it concerns

1884
01:22:53,796 --> 01:22:56,454
the ninth grade talent show.

1885
01:22:53,796 --> 01:22:56,454
the ninth grade talent show.

1886
01:22:56,592 --> 01:23:00,182
Well, actually...

1887
01:22:56,592 --> 01:23:00,182
Well, actually...

1888
01:23:00,320 --> 01:23:03,530
- I did steal your song.
- What?

1889
01:23:00,320 --> 01:23:03,530
- I did steal your song.
- What?

1890
01:23:03,668 --> 01:23:04,876
I knew it!

1891
01:23:03,668 --> 01:23:04,876
I knew it!

1892
01:23:05,014 --> 01:23:06,429
I knew there was no coincidence.

1893
01:23:05,014 --> 01:23:06,429
I knew there was no coincidence.

1894
01:23:06,567 --> 01:23:07,913
You little liar!

1895
01:23:06,567 --> 01:23:07,913
You little liar!

1896
01:23:08,052 --> 01:23:09,501
[grunting]

1897
01:23:09,639 --> 01:23:10,744
Well?

1898
01:23:09,639 --> 01:23:10,744
Well?

1899
01:23:10,882 --> 01:23:12,228
Well, what?

1900
01:23:10,882 --> 01:23:12,228
Well, what?

1901
01:23:12,366 --> 01:23:13,816
- Well, where'’s my apology?
- Apol...

1902
01:23:12,366 --> 01:23:13,816
- Well, where'’s my apology?
- Apol...

1903
01:23:13,954 --> 01:23:15,266
What are you talking about?

1904
01:23:13,954 --> 01:23:15,266
What are you talking about?

1905
01:23:15,404 --> 01:23:16,992
I just apologized.

1906
01:23:15,404 --> 01:23:16,992
I just apologized.

1907
01:23:17,130 --> 01:23:18,407
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.

1908
01:23:17,130 --> 01:23:18,407
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.

1909
01:23:18,545 --> 01:23:20,236
No, that was no apology.

1910
01:23:18,545 --> 01:23:20,236
No, that was no apology.

1911
01:23:20,374 --> 01:23:22,273
You just wanted to rub it in.

1912
01:23:20,374 --> 01:23:22,273
You just wanted to rub it in.

1913
01:23:22,411 --> 01:23:25,276
I can'’t believe
you stole my song.

1914
01:23:22,411 --> 01:23:25,276
I can'’t believe
you stole my song.

1915
01:23:25,414 --> 01:23:27,174
Hey, I only did that
to get back at you

1916
01:23:25,414 --> 01:23:27,174
Hey, I only did that
to get back at you

1917
01:23:27,312 --> 01:23:29,211
for pantsing me
at the homecoming dance.

1918
01:23:27,312 --> 01:23:29,211
for pantsing me
at the homecoming dance.

1919
01:23:29,349 --> 01:23:31,247
Besides,

1920
01:23:29,349 --> 01:23:31,247
- [chuckles]
- Besides,

1921
01:23:31,385 --> 01:23:33,042
you could'’ve gone on after me.

1922
01:23:31,385 --> 01:23:33,042
you could'’ve gone on after me.

1923
01:23:33,180 --> 01:23:36,045
It is not my fault
that you were afraid.

1924
01:23:33,180 --> 01:23:36,045
It is not my fault
that you were afraid.

1925
01:23:36,183 --> 01:23:39,152
Afraid because I killed it!

1926
01:23:36,183 --> 01:23:39,152
Afraid because I killed it!

1927
01:23:39,290 --> 01:23:40,670
Afraid? Ha!

1928
01:23:39,290 --> 01:23:40,670
Afraid? Ha!

1929
01:23:40,808 --> 01:23:42,914
I could outsing you
any day of the week

1930
01:23:40,808 --> 01:23:42,914
I could outsing you
any day of the week

1931
01:23:43,052 --> 01:23:44,881
and all day Sunday.

1932
01:23:43,052 --> 01:23:44,881
and all day Sunday.

1933
01:23:45,020 --> 01:23:47,401
I'’d like to see that.

1934
01:23:45,020 --> 01:23:47,401
[laughs]
I'’d like to see that.

1935
01:23:47,539 --> 01:23:49,610
Anytime, anyplace.

1936
01:23:47,539 --> 01:23:49,610
Anytime, anyplace.

1937
01:23:49,748 --> 01:23:51,578
You name it, <i>mon ami.</i>

1938
01:23:49,748 --> 01:23:51,578
You name it, <i>mon ami.</i>

1939
01:23:51,716 --> 01:23:54,201
["Everybody Wants
to Rule the World" playing]

1940
01:23:54,339 --> 01:23:56,514
[quiet chatter]

1941
01:23:59,965 --> 01:24:02,278
[laughing excitedly]

1942
01:24:02,416 --> 01:24:04,418
Oh, yeah.

1943
01:24:02,416 --> 01:24:04,418
Oh, yeah.

1944
01:24:04,556 --> 01:24:07,490
♪ Welcome to your life ♪

1945
01:24:04,556 --> 01:24:07,490
♪ Welcome to your life ♪

1946
01:24:07,628 --> 01:24:08,802
Aah!

1947
01:24:07,628 --> 01:24:08,802
Aah!

1948
01:24:08,940 --> 01:24:11,805
♪ There'’s no turning back ♪

1949
01:24:08,940 --> 01:24:11,805
♪ There'’s no turning back ♪

1950
01:24:11,943 --> 01:24:12,944
Aah!

1951
01:24:11,943 --> 01:24:12,944
Aah!

1952
01:24:13,082 --> 01:24:16,396
♪ Even while we sleep ♪

1953
01:24:13,082 --> 01:24:16,396
♪ Even while we sleep ♪

1954
01:24:16,534 --> 01:24:17,638
Oh, come on!

1955
01:24:16,534 --> 01:24:17,638
Oh, come on!

1956
01:24:17,776 --> 01:24:19,226
♪ We will find you ♪

1957
01:24:17,776 --> 01:24:19,226
♪ We will find you ♪

1958
01:24:19,364 --> 01:24:21,332
- ♪ Act... ♪
- ♪ ...ing on your ♪

1959
01:24:19,364 --> 01:24:21,332
- ♪ Act... ♪
- ♪ ...ing on your ♪

1960
01:24:21,470 --> 01:24:23,299
♪ Best behavior ♪

1961
01:24:21,470 --> 01:24:23,299
♪ Best behavior ♪

1962
01:24:23,437 --> 01:24:27,924
♪ Turn your back
on Mother Nature ♪

1963
01:24:23,437 --> 01:24:27,924
♪ Turn your back
on Mother Nature ♪

1964
01:24:28,063 --> 01:24:33,137
♪ Everybody wants
to rule the world ♪

1965
01:24:28,063 --> 01:24:33,137
♪ Everybody wants
to rule the world ♪

1966
01:24:33,275 --> 01:24:35,415
- Yes!
- Woo-hoo! Yeah!

1967
01:24:33,275 --> 01:24:35,415
- Yes!
- Woo-hoo! Yeah!

1968
01:24:35,553 --> 01:24:37,900
- [cheering]
- [dog barking]

1969
01:24:39,453 --> 01:24:40,903
[groans]

1970
01:24:41,041 --> 01:24:43,595
♪ It'’s my own design ♪

1971
01:24:41,041 --> 01:24:43,595
♪ It'’s my own design ♪

1972
01:24:43,733 --> 01:24:45,218
Uh-huh. Oh, yeah.

1973
01:24:43,733 --> 01:24:45,218
Uh-huh. Oh, yeah.

1974
01:24:45,356 --> 01:24:48,083
♪ It'’s my own remorse ♪

1975
01:24:45,356 --> 01:24:48,083
- ♪ It'’s my own remorse ♪
- [laughing]

1976
01:24:48,221 --> 01:24:50,499
- Let'’s boogie!
- ♪ Help me ♪

1977
01:24:48,221 --> 01:24:50,499
- Let'’s boogie!
- ♪ Help me ♪

1978
01:24:50,637 --> 01:24:52,156
♪ To decide ♪

1979
01:24:50,637 --> 01:24:52,156
[muffled]:
♪ To decide ♪

1980
01:24:52,294 --> 01:24:54,399
[Minions whooping, hollering]

1981
01:24:54,537 --> 01:25:00,164
♪ Help me make the most
of freedom and of pleasure ♪

1982
01:24:54,537 --> 01:25:00,164
♪ Help me make the most
of freedom and of pleasure ♪

1983
01:25:00,302 --> 01:25:04,582
♪ Nothing ever lasts forever ♪

1984
01:25:00,302 --> 01:25:04,582
♪ Nothing ever lasts forever ♪

1985
01:25:04,720 --> 01:25:06,342
- ♪ Everybody ♪
- -Yeah!

1986
01:25:04,720 --> 01:25:06,342
- ♪ Everybody ♪
- [laughs] -Yeah!

1987
01:25:06,480 --> 01:25:08,931
- ♪ Wants to rule the world ♪
- Whoo! -Ha-ha!

1988
01:25:06,480 --> 01:25:08,931
- ♪ Wants to rule the world ♪
- Whoo! -Ha-ha!

1989
01:25:09,069 --> 01:25:13,315
♪ There'’s a room where
the light won'’t find you ♪

1990
01:25:09,069 --> 01:25:13,315
♪ There'’s a room where
the light won'’t find you ♪

1991
01:25:13,453 --> 01:25:17,836
♪ Holding hands while the walls
come tumbling down ♪

1992
01:25:13,453 --> 01:25:17,836
♪ Holding hands while the walls
come tumbling down ♪

1993
01:25:17,974 --> 01:25:21,392
♪ When they do,
I'’ll be right behind you ♪

1994
01:25:17,974 --> 01:25:21,392
♪ When they do,
I'’ll be right behind you ♪

1995
01:25:21,530 --> 01:25:26,017
♪ So glad we'’ve almost made it ♪

1996
01:25:21,530 --> 01:25:26,017
♪ So glad we'’ve almost made it ♪

1997
01:25:26,155 --> 01:25:30,297
SILAS [singing along]:
♪ So sad they had to fade it ♪

1998
01:25:26,155 --> 01:25:30,297
SILAS [singing along]:
♪ So sad they had to fade it ♪

1999
01:25:30,435 --> 01:25:32,368
♪ Pom-pom, pom-pom ♪

2000
01:25:30,435 --> 01:25:32,368
♪ Pom-pom, pom-pom ♪

2001
01:25:32,506 --> 01:25:34,853
♪ Tra-la, la-la-la ♪

2002
01:25:32,506 --> 01:25:34,853
♪ Tra-la, la-la-la ♪

2003
01:25:36,510 --> 01:25:41,653
♪ Everybody wants
to rule the world ♪

2004
01:25:36,510 --> 01:25:41,653
♪ Everybody wants
to rule the world ♪

2005
01:25:41,791 --> 01:25:45,623
♪ Say that you'’ll never, never,
never, never need it ♪

2006
01:25:41,791 --> 01:25:45,623
♪ Say that you'’ll never, never,
never, never need it ♪

2007
01:25:45,761 --> 01:25:49,385
♪ One headline,
why believe it? ♪

2008
01:25:45,761 --> 01:25:49,385
♪ One headline,
why believe it? ♪

2009
01:25:49,523 --> 01:25:55,115
♪ Everybody wants
to rule the world ♪

2010
01:25:49,523 --> 01:25:55,115
♪ Everybody wants
to rule the world ♪

2011
01:25:55,253 --> 01:25:56,806
Woo-hoo!

2012
01:25:55,253 --> 01:25:56,806
MINION:
Woo-hoo!

2013
01:25:56,944 --> 01:25:59,015
♪ All for freedom ♪

2014
01:25:56,944 --> 01:25:59,015
♪ All for freedom ♪

2015
01:25:59,154 --> 01:26:01,294
♪ And for pleasure ♪

2016
01:25:59,154 --> 01:26:01,294
- ♪ And for pleasure ♪
- [Gru Jr. laughing]

2017
01:26:01,432 --> 01:26:05,470
♪ Nothing ever lasts forever ♪

2018
01:26:01,432 --> 01:26:05,470
♪ Nothing ever lasts forever ♪

2019
01:26:05,608 --> 01:26:08,818
♪ Everybody wants to ♪

2020
01:26:05,608 --> 01:26:08,818
♪ Everybody wants to ♪

2021
01:26:08,956 --> 01:26:14,238
♪ Rule the world. ♪

2022
01:26:08,956 --> 01:26:14,238
♪ Rule the world. ♪

2023
01:26:14,376 --> 01:26:17,033
<i>Oh, yeah.</i>

2024
01:26:14,376 --> 01:26:17,033
- [song ends]
- GRU: <i>Oh, yeah.</i>

2025
01:26:18,414 --> 01:26:20,899
[snoring]

2026
01:26:21,037 --> 01:26:22,522
[startled grunting]

2027
01:26:23,626 --> 01:26:24,731
Bello?

2028
01:26:23,626 --> 01:26:24,731
Bello?

2029
01:26:26,181 --> 01:26:28,459
Bello!

2030
01:26:26,181 --> 01:26:28,459
Bello!

2031
01:26:28,597 --> 01:26:29,908
[whimpers]

2032
01:26:30,978 --> 01:26:33,188
[grunting]

2033
01:26:33,326 --> 01:26:35,500
[repeated banging and grunting]

2034
01:26:41,541 --> 01:26:43,612
[grunts fiercely]

2035
01:26:43,750 --> 01:26:46,062
[laughing, whooping]

2036
01:26:46,201 --> 01:26:48,064
[screams]

2037
01:26:48,203 --> 01:26:49,342
[alarm blaring]

2038
01:26:49,480 --> 01:26:51,033
[whimpers]

2039
01:26:55,658 --> 01:26:58,523
<i>Oh, strudel.</i>

2040
01:26:55,658 --> 01:26:58,523
RALPH:
<i>Oh, strudel.</i>

2041
01:26:58,661 --> 01:27:00,180
["Double Life"
by Pharrell Williams playing]

2042
01:27:00,318 --> 01:27:02,320
[screaming]

2043
01:27:02,458 --> 01:27:04,115
♪ Hey, what are you hiding? ♪

2044
01:27:02,458 --> 01:27:04,115
- ♪ Hey, what are you hiding? ♪
- [laughing]

2045
01:27:04,253 --> 01:27:05,634
♪ Whatcha doing when you gone? ♪

2046
01:27:04,253 --> 01:27:05,634
♪ Whatcha doing when you gone? ♪

2047
01:27:05,772 --> 01:27:06,945
[screams, shouts in Minionese]

2048
01:27:07,083 --> 01:27:08,568
♪ Nothing wrong being private ♪

2049
01:27:07,083 --> 01:27:08,568
♪ Nothing wrong being private ♪

2050
01:27:08,706 --> 01:27:10,466
♪ Make sure it ain'’t wrong ♪

2051
01:27:08,706 --> 01:27:10,466
♪ Make sure it ain'’t wrong ♪

2052
01:27:10,604 --> 01:27:12,434
♪ Your life double-sided ♪

2053
01:27:10,604 --> 01:27:12,434
- ♪ Your life double-sided ♪
- [electrical humming]

2054
01:27:12,572 --> 01:27:14,332
- ♪ Two-faced like coins ♪
- Huh?

2055
01:27:12,572 --> 01:27:14,332
- ♪ Two-faced like coins ♪
- Huh?

2056
01:27:14,470 --> 01:27:16,265
♪ What side do I get? ♪

2057
01:27:14,470 --> 01:27:16,265
- [grunts, laughs]
- ♪ What side do I get? ♪

2058
01:27:16,403 --> 01:27:18,129
♪ Which side are you on? ♪

2059
01:27:16,403 --> 01:27:18,129
- ♪ Which side are you on? ♪
- [shouts in Minionese]

2060
01:27:18,267 --> 01:27:20,683
♪ So what have you done? ♪

2061
01:27:18,267 --> 01:27:20,683
- ♪ So what have you done? ♪
- [electrical crackling]

2062
01:27:20,821 --> 01:27:22,167
♪ Some of your dirt ♪

2063
01:27:20,821 --> 01:27:22,167
- ♪ Some of your dirt ♪
- [whooping]

2064
01:27:22,306 --> 01:27:23,617
- ♪ Has come to light ♪
- Oh?

2065
01:27:22,306 --> 01:27:23,617
- ♪ Has come to light ♪
- Oh?

2066
01:27:23,755 --> 01:27:25,101
<i>♪ Why were you ♪</i>

2067
01:27:23,755 --> 01:27:25,101
<i>♪ Why were you ♪</i>

2068
01:27:25,240 --> 01:27:26,758
♪ Speeding up that hill ♪

2069
01:27:25,240 --> 01:27:26,758
- ♪ Speeding up that hill ♪
- [gasps]

2070
01:27:26,896 --> 01:27:28,277
♪ Until the brakes came off? ♪

2071
01:27:26,896 --> 01:27:28,277
- ♪ Until the brakes came off? ♪
- [sneezes]

2072
01:27:28,415 --> 01:27:29,796
[groans]

2073
01:27:29,934 --> 01:27:31,280
♪ And someone saw you
in a fight ♪

2074
01:27:29,934 --> 01:27:31,280
♪ And someone saw you
in a fight ♪

2075
01:27:31,418 --> 01:27:32,695
<i>♪ Am I right? ♪</i>

2076
01:27:31,418 --> 01:27:32,695
- [blowing]
- <i>♪ Am I right? ♪</i>

2077
01:27:32,833 --> 01:27:34,628
- [belches thunderously]
- [screaming]

2078
01:27:34,766 --> 01:27:36,699
[laughing]

2079
01:27:36,837 --> 01:27:38,632
♪ It doesn'’t matter to you
if you get heads or tails ♪

2080
01:27:36,837 --> 01:27:38,632
♪ It doesn'’t matter to you
if you get heads or tails ♪

2081
01:27:38,770 --> 01:27:40,634
- [shouts angrily in Minionese]
- [screams, high-pitched yell]

2082
01:27:40,772 --> 01:27:41,980
♪ You just don'’t like to flip ♪

2083
01:27:40,772 --> 01:27:41,980
♪ You just don'’t like to flip ♪

2084
01:27:42,118 --> 01:27:43,706
♪ All the time ♪

2085
01:27:42,118 --> 01:27:43,706
- ♪ All the time ♪
- [chuckling]

2086
01:27:43,844 --> 01:27:45,225
♪ But if you spin it ♪

2087
01:27:43,844 --> 01:27:45,225
- [giggling, grunting]
- ♪ But if you spin it ♪

2088
01:27:45,363 --> 01:27:47,572
♪ Then you get to see
both sides ♪

2089
01:27:45,363 --> 01:27:47,572
♪ Then you get to see
both sides ♪

2090
01:27:47,710 --> 01:27:50,230
♪ Oh, the thrill
of the double life ♪

2091
01:27:47,710 --> 01:27:50,230
♪ Oh, the thrill
of the double life ♪

2092
01:27:50,368 --> 01:27:51,783
Uh, whoops.

2093
01:27:50,368 --> 01:27:51,783
Uh, whoops.

2094
01:27:51,921 --> 01:27:53,337
♪ Lie detector time ♪

2095
01:27:51,921 --> 01:27:53,337
- ♪ Lie detector time ♪
- [chuckling]

2096
01:27:53,475 --> 01:27:54,855
[screams, whimpers]

2097
01:27:54,993 --> 01:27:58,480
♪ Do you feel bad
when you lie? ♪

2098
01:27:54,993 --> 01:27:58,480
♪ Do you feel bad
when you lie? ♪

2099
01:27:58,618 --> 01:28:00,275
♪ The look on your face says ♪

2100
01:27:58,618 --> 01:28:00,275
- ♪ The look on your face says ♪
- [chattering]

2101
01:28:00,413 --> 01:28:02,622
♪ "The best life" ♪

2102
01:28:00,413 --> 01:28:02,622
♪ "The best life" ♪

2103
01:28:02,760 --> 01:28:05,521
♪ And then come home
like it'’s fine ♪

2104
01:28:02,760 --> 01:28:05,521
♪ And then come home
like it'’s fine ♪

2105
01:28:05,659 --> 01:28:07,972
♪ Am I right? ♪

2106
01:28:05,659 --> 01:28:07,972
- ♪ Am I right? ♪
- [excited chatter]

2107
01:28:11,286 --> 01:28:13,805
♪ I know you heard the rumors ♪

2108
01:28:11,286 --> 01:28:13,805
♪ I know you heard the rumors ♪

2109
01:28:13,943 --> 01:28:15,255
♪ You must get over to it ♪

2110
01:28:13,943 --> 01:28:15,255
- ♪ You must get over to it ♪
- [excited chatter]

2111
01:28:15,393 --> 01:28:17,257
♪ Right away ♪

2112
01:28:15,393 --> 01:28:17,257
- ♪ Right away ♪
- [all grunt]

2113
01:28:19,363 --> 01:28:21,192
♪ If anyone can do it ♪

2114
01:28:19,363 --> 01:28:21,192
- ♪ If anyone can do it ♪
- [whimpers, shouts]

2115
01:28:21,330 --> 01:28:22,918
♪ You gotta get there soon ♪

2116
01:28:21,330 --> 01:28:22,918
- ♪ You gotta get there soon ♪
- [laughing]

2117
01:28:23,056 --> 01:28:24,851
♪ It'’s not okay ♪

2118
01:28:23,056 --> 01:28:24,851
♪ It'’s not okay ♪

2119
01:28:24,989 --> 01:28:26,680
♪ You got cars to drive ♪

2120
01:28:24,989 --> 01:28:26,680
♪ You got cars to drive ♪

2121
01:28:26,818 --> 01:28:28,717
♪ Plenty jets to fly ♪

2122
01:28:26,818 --> 01:28:28,717
♪ Plenty jets to fly ♪

2123
01:28:28,855 --> 01:28:30,512
♪ When will you arrive? ♪

2124
01:28:28,855 --> 01:28:30,512
- ♪ When will you arrive? ♪
- [panicked grunting]

2125
01:28:30,650 --> 01:28:32,755
♪ You'’re running outta time ♪

2126
01:28:30,650 --> 01:28:32,755
- ♪ You'’re running outta time ♪
- [screams]

2127
01:28:32,893 --> 01:28:34,205
♪ Don'’t you see that ♪

2128
01:28:32,893 --> 01:28:34,205
♪ Don'’t you see that ♪

2129
01:28:34,343 --> 01:28:36,276
♪ Everything is on the line? ♪

2130
01:28:34,343 --> 01:28:36,276
♪ Everything is on the line? ♪

2131
01:28:36,414 --> 01:28:38,209
- Hmm. Okay, come in.
- ♪ So I'’m sorry ♪

2132
01:28:36,414 --> 01:28:38,209
- Hmm. Okay, come in.
- ♪ So I'’m sorry ♪

2133
01:28:38,347 --> 01:28:40,038
♪ But you have to
choose a side ♪

2134
01:28:38,347 --> 01:28:40,038
♪ But you have to
choose a side ♪

2135
01:28:40,176 --> 01:28:41,764
Bello.

2136
01:28:40,176 --> 01:28:41,764
- Bello.
- [frantic yelling]

2137
01:28:41,902 --> 01:28:43,697
♪ You never know
when it'’s your time to go ♪

2138
01:28:41,902 --> 01:28:43,697
♪ You never know
when it'’s your time to go ♪

2139
01:28:43,835 --> 01:28:45,561
♪ It'’s now or never ♪

2140
01:28:43,835 --> 01:28:45,561
- [grunting wildly]
- ♪ It'’s now or never ♪

2141
01:28:45,699 --> 01:28:47,356
♪ On this everything rides ♪

2142
01:28:45,699 --> 01:28:47,356
- [exhausted panting]
- ♪ On this everything rides ♪

2143
01:28:47,494 --> 01:28:49,393
[laughing]

2144
01:28:49,531 --> 01:28:51,187
- ♪ Before the spinning stops ♪
- No. No, no, no.

2145
01:28:49,531 --> 01:28:51,187
- ♪ Before the spinning stops ♪
- No. No, no, no. [screams]

2146
01:28:51,326 --> 01:28:53,569
♪ You must pick a side ♪

2147
01:28:51,326 --> 01:28:53,569
♪ You must pick a side ♪

2148
01:28:53,707 --> 01:28:55,744
Ooh.

2149
01:28:53,707 --> 01:28:55,744
Ooh. [munches loudly]

2150
01:28:55,882 --> 01:28:57,573
<i>♪ Who will you be tonight? ♪</i>

2151
01:28:55,882 --> 01:28:57,573
<i>♪ Who will you be tonight? ♪</i>

2152
01:28:57,711 --> 01:28:59,161
<i>♪ That'’s the question ♪</i>

2153
01:28:57,711 --> 01:28:59,161
<i>♪ That'’s the question ♪</i>

2154
01:28:59,299 --> 01:29:00,714
<i>♪ Who will Gru be tonight? ♪</i>

2155
01:28:59,299 --> 01:29:00,714
<i>♪ Who will Gru be tonight? ♪</i>

2156
01:29:00,852 --> 01:29:02,060
[yelling]

2157
01:29:02,198 --> 01:29:03,579
<i>♪ That'’s the question ♪</i>

2158
01:29:02,198 --> 01:29:03,579
<i>♪ That'’s the question ♪</i>

2159
01:29:03,717 --> 01:29:05,512
♪ The double life. ♪

2160
01:29:03,717 --> 01:29:05,512
- ♪ The double life. ♪
- [song ends]

2161
01:29:05,650 --> 01:29:07,963
Uh, uh-oh.

2162
01:29:05,650 --> 01:29:07,963
- [gasps, whimpers] Uh, uh-oh.
- [rumbling]

2163
01:29:08,101 --> 01:29:09,482
[all screaming]

2164
01:29:09,620 --> 01:29:11,138
[sighs]

2165
01:29:11,276 --> 01:29:13,451
♪ ♪

2166
01:29:15,211 --> 01:29:16,420
[grunting]

2167
01:29:16,558 --> 01:29:19,043
[yelps, screams]

2168
01:29:24,082 --> 01:29:26,291
♪ ♪

2169
01:29:28,432 --> 01:29:30,606
[whimpering, yelling]

2170
01:29:33,713 --> 01:29:35,887
♪ ♪

2171
01:29:48,900 --> 01:29:51,109
[munching loudly]

2172
01:29:52,076 --> 01:29:53,215
[gasps, screams]

2173
01:29:53,353 --> 01:29:54,906
[seagull screeches]

2174
01:29:55,044 --> 01:29:57,253
♪ ♪

2175
01:30:10,197 --> 01:30:12,959
[seagull squawking]

2176
01:30:13,097 --> 01:30:14,512
[grumbles]

2177
01:30:15,410 --> 01:30:17,101
[groans]

2178
01:30:18,861 --> 01:30:21,036
♪ ♪

2179
01:30:34,843 --> 01:30:37,017
[grunting]

2180
01:30:40,469 --> 01:30:42,678
[grunting, panting]

2181
01:30:44,335 --> 01:30:46,510
[gasping frantically]

2182
01:30:46,648 --> 01:30:48,822
♪ ♪

2183
01:31:08,048 --> 01:31:09,498
[grunts]

2184
01:31:09,636 --> 01:31:11,949
Blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah, blah.

2185
01:31:09,636 --> 01:31:11,949
Blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah, blah.

2186
01:31:12,087 --> 01:31:13,191
Blah, blah, blah.

2187
01:31:12,087 --> 01:31:13,191
Blah, blah, blah.

2188
01:31:13,329 --> 01:31:15,021
[sighs]

2189
01:31:15,159 --> 01:31:16,919
Ooh-la-la.

2190
01:31:15,159 --> 01:31:16,919
Ooh-la-la.

2191
01:31:17,057 --> 01:31:18,887
[grunting]

2192
01:31:19,025 --> 01:31:20,785
[straining]

2193
01:31:20,923 --> 01:31:23,098
♪ ♪

2194
01:31:34,316 --> 01:31:36,560
[Minion vocalizing melody]

2195
01:31:47,847 --> 01:31:49,745
[vocalizing stops]

2196
01:31:49,883 --> 01:31:52,058
♪ ♪

2197
01:32:08,488 --> 01:32:10,421
Hey-hey! Bello!

2198
01:32:08,488 --> 01:32:10,421
Hey-hey! Bello! [chuckles]

2199
01:32:10,559 --> 01:32:11,940
[stammers]

2200
01:32:12,078 --> 01:32:14,252
Oh.

2201
01:32:12,078 --> 01:32:14,252
Oh. [laughing nervously]

2202
01:32:16,392 --> 01:32:19,016
[laughing trails off]

2203
01:32:19,154 --> 01:32:21,363
♪ ♪

2204
01:32:34,721 --> 01:32:37,413
[whistling melodically]

2205
01:32:40,900 --> 01:32:42,798
[whistling fades]

2206
01:32:42,936 --> 01:32:45,111
♪ ♪

2207
01:33:14,968 --> 01:33:17,143
♪ ♪

2208
01:33:28,879 --> 01:33:31,019
[grunting]

2209
01:33:32,676 --> 01:33:34,850
♪ ♪

2210
01:34:04,742 --> 01:34:07,642
[music fades]

2211
01:34:07,780 --> 01:34:09,644
[snoring]

2212
01:34:14,579 --> 01:34:15,891
- [grunts]
- [whimpers]

2213
01:34:16,029 --> 01:34:19,274
- [shouting frantically]
- [laughing]

2214
01:34:25,107 --> 01:34:26,626
[blows]

2215
01:34:28,697 --> 01:34:31,148
[alarm clock beeping]

2216
01:34:32,736 --> 01:34:34,669
Ugh...

2217
01:34:32,736 --> 01:34:34,669
[Benny gasps] Ugh...

2218
01:34:35,670 --> 01:34:36,601
Huh?

2219
01:34:35,670 --> 01:34:36,601
Huh?

2220
01:34:36,740 --> 01:34:38,258
Ugh...

2221
01:34:36,740 --> 01:34:38,258
Ugh... [speaking Minionese]

2222
01:34:39,087 --> 01:34:40,053
[snores]

2223
01:34:40,191 --> 01:34:41,606
Happy birthday!

2224
01:34:40,191 --> 01:34:41,606
MINIONS: Happy birthday!

2225
01:34:41,745 --> 01:34:42,953
[barks]

2226
01:34:43,091 --> 01:34:44,609
No, no, no!

2227
01:34:43,091 --> 01:34:44,609
[grunts] No, no, no!

2228
01:34:44,748 --> 01:34:45,852
[gasps]

2229
01:34:45,990 --> 01:34:47,612
[all cheering]

2230
01:34:47,751 --> 01:34:49,960
[speaking Minionese]

2231
01:34:50,098 --> 01:34:52,203
- [speaking Minionese]
- [snarls]

2232
01:34:52,341 --> 01:34:53,791
[grunting]

2233
01:34:53,929 --> 01:34:55,275
Huh?

2234
01:34:53,929 --> 01:34:55,275
[groans] Huh?

2235
01:34:55,897 --> 01:34:57,622
[screaming]

2236
01:34:57,761 --> 01:34:58,934
Blegh!

2237
01:34:57,761 --> 01:34:58,934
Blegh!

2238
01:35:00,108 --> 01:35:01,937
[balloon squeaks, deflates]

2239
01:35:02,075 --> 01:35:03,767
[cheering continues]

2240
01:35:04,560 --> 01:35:05,596
[screams]

2241
01:35:05,734 --> 01:35:06,908
[screams]

2242
01:35:07,046 --> 01:35:08,426
[Benny grunting]

2243
01:35:10,635 --> 01:35:11,982
Ouch!

2244
01:35:10,635 --> 01:35:11,982
Ouch!

2245
01:35:15,192 --> 01:35:16,400
Huh?

2246
01:35:15,192 --> 01:35:16,400
- Huh?
- [chuckles]

2247
01:35:16,538 --> 01:35:18,160
La-la-la!

2248
01:35:16,538 --> 01:35:18,160
La-la-la! [giggles]

2249
01:35:18,747 --> 01:35:19,852
[gasps]

2250
01:35:20,507 --> 01:35:22,268
Oh, no!

2251
01:35:20,507 --> 01:35:22,268
Oh, no! [blowing]

2252
01:35:24,477 --> 01:35:26,444
[alarm clock beeping]

2253
01:35:27,480 --> 01:35:29,689
Again?

2254
01:35:27,480 --> 01:35:29,689
[gasps] Again?

2255
01:35:29,827 --> 01:35:30,725
[gasps]

2256
01:35:30,863 --> 01:35:31,622
[speaking Minionese]

2257
01:35:31,760 --> 01:35:33,244
Another birthday?

2258
01:35:31,760 --> 01:35:33,244
Another birthday?

2259
01:35:33,382 --> 01:35:34,729
Happy birthday!

2260
01:35:33,382 --> 01:35:34,729
MINIONS: Happy birthday!

2261
01:35:34,867 --> 01:35:36,316
Huh?

2262
01:35:34,867 --> 01:35:36,316
- [barks]
- Huh?

2263
01:35:36,454 --> 01:35:38,663
[speaking Minionese]

2264
01:35:38,802 --> 01:35:40,251
No! No, no, no!

2265
01:35:38,802 --> 01:35:40,251
[stammering] No! No, no, no!

2266
01:35:41,597 --> 01:35:42,737
[grunts]

2267
01:35:42,875 --> 01:35:44,462
No, no, no, no!

2268
01:35:42,875 --> 01:35:44,462
No, no, no, no! [gasps]

2269
01:35:45,049 --> 01:35:46,395
Blegh!

2270
01:35:45,049 --> 01:35:46,395
Blegh!

2271
01:35:47,293 --> 01:35:49,019
[balloon squeaks, deflates]

2272
01:35:49,157 --> 01:35:50,745
Whoa!

2273
01:35:49,157 --> 01:35:50,745
- [balloon Minion screaming]
- Whoa! [yelps]

2274
01:35:52,643 --> 01:35:53,748
[screams]

2275
01:35:54,403 --> 01:35:55,577
No, no!

2276
01:35:54,403 --> 01:35:55,577
No, no!

2277
01:35:56,992 --> 01:35:58,787
[Benny grunting]

2278
01:35:58,925 --> 01:35:59,961
[screams]

2279
01:36:03,723 --> 01:36:04,620
[groans]

2280
01:36:05,276 --> 01:36:06,277
[screams]

2281
01:36:07,209 --> 01:36:08,901
[alarm clock beeping]

2282
01:36:10,799 --> 01:36:11,800
[Benny yelps]

2283
01:36:11,938 --> 01:36:13,975
No!

2284
01:36:11,938 --> 01:36:13,975
No! [quivering]

2285
01:36:14,113 --> 01:36:15,631
Happy birthday!

2286
01:36:14,113 --> 01:36:15,631
MINIONS: Happy birthday!

2287
01:36:15,770 --> 01:36:17,323
- [barks]
- [gasps, screams]

2288
01:36:17,461 --> 01:36:18,393
[snarls]

2289
01:36:19,049 --> 01:36:20,395
No!

2290
01:36:19,049 --> 01:36:20,395
[screams] No!

2291
01:36:20,982 --> 01:36:22,431
[screams]

2292
01:36:24,744 --> 01:36:25,849
[alarm clock beeping]

2293
01:36:26,642 --> 01:36:28,644
- [grunts]
- [screaming]

2294
01:36:28,783 --> 01:36:29,784
[screams]

2295
01:36:30,992 --> 01:36:32,338
- [screaming]
- [screams]

2296
01:36:33,132 --> 01:36:34,858
Oh!

2297
01:36:33,132 --> 01:36:34,858
[grunts] Oh! [chuckles]

2298
01:36:34,996 --> 01:36:36,687
[screams]

2299
01:36:37,170 --> 01:36:38,413
Ow!

2300
01:36:37,170 --> 01:36:38,413
Ow!

2301
01:36:38,551 --> 01:36:40,311
[speaks Minionese, grunts]

2302
01:36:40,449 --> 01:36:41,796
- [barks]
- [screams]

2303
01:36:41,934 --> 01:36:43,314
[alarm clock beeping]

2304
01:36:43,452 --> 01:36:44,591
[screams]

2305
01:36:44,729 --> 01:36:45,661
- [alarm clock beeping]
- [groans]

2306
01:36:46,593 --> 01:36:47,802
[screaming]

2307
01:36:49,044 --> 01:36:50,183
[sighs]

2308
01:36:50,321 --> 01:36:52,323
[speaking Minionese]

2309
01:36:52,461 --> 01:36:53,393
Huh?

2310
01:36:52,461 --> 01:36:53,393
Huh?

2311
01:36:53,531 --> 01:36:55,188
Oh!

2312
01:36:53,531 --> 01:36:55,188
Oh! [speaks Minionese]

2313
01:36:55,844 --> 01:36:57,535
Okay.

2314
01:36:55,844 --> 01:36:57,535
[grunts] Okay.

2315
01:36:57,673 --> 01:36:59,123
Happy Bir--

2316
01:36:57,673 --> 01:36:59,123
- [Benny grunts]
- [Minions] Happy Bir--

2317
01:37:01,056 --> 01:37:02,540
[grunts]

2318
01:37:04,232 --> 01:37:06,303
[balloon squeaks, deflates]

2319
01:37:07,131 --> 01:37:08,374
[grunting]

2320
01:37:08,512 --> 01:37:09,651
[screaming]

2321
01:37:09,789 --> 01:37:10,928
[grunts]

2322
01:37:16,037 --> 01:37:17,176
[grunts]

2323
01:37:17,314 --> 01:37:18,349
[cheering]

2324
01:37:19,350 --> 01:37:21,145
La-la-la!

2325
01:37:19,350 --> 01:37:21,145
[chuckles] La-la-la!

2326
01:37:24,873 --> 01:37:26,288
[blows]

2327
01:37:26,944 --> 01:37:28,635
Ha-ha-hallelujah!

2328
01:37:26,944 --> 01:37:28,635
Ha-ha-hallelujah!

2329
01:37:28,773 --> 01:37:31,086
Eh, Benny, eh?

2330
01:37:28,773 --> 01:37:31,086
Eh, Benny, eh?
[giggles]

2331
01:37:31,224 --> 01:37:34,158
No. No, no!

2332
01:37:31,224 --> 01:37:34,158
- [alarm clock beeping]
- [Benny] No. No, no! [sobbing]

2333
01:37:35,125 --> 01:37:36,712
[grunting, groaning]

2334
01:37:38,438 --> 01:37:40,061
Oh?

2335
01:37:38,438 --> 01:37:40,061
Oh? [stammering]

2336
01:37:40,199 --> 01:37:41,200
[laughs]

2337
01:37:41,338 --> 01:37:43,305
[speaking Minionese]

2338
01:37:43,443 --> 01:37:45,204
[all cheering]

2339
01:37:46,964 --> 01:37:49,725
["Walking on Sunshine" by
Katrina and the Waves playing]

2340
01:38:24,036 --> 01:38:25,416
Oh...

2341
01:38:24,036 --> 01:38:25,416
- [grunting]
- Oh...

2342
01:38:25,554 --> 01:38:26,486
Oh, oh...

2343
01:38:25,554 --> 01:38:26,486
- [laughs]
- Oh, oh...

2344
01:38:26,624 --> 01:38:27,729
[8-bit music playing on TV]

2345
01:38:27,867 --> 01:38:29,524
Eh, eh?

2346
01:38:27,867 --> 01:38:29,524
Eh, eh? [speaks Minionese]

2347
01:38:29,662 --> 01:38:30,801
Eh...

2348
01:38:29,662 --> 01:38:30,801
Eh... [exclaims]

2349
01:38:30,939 --> 01:38:32,768
Aah!

2350
01:38:30,939 --> 01:38:32,768
- [Bob speaking Minionese]
- Aah!

2351
01:38:34,736 --> 01:38:36,565
Bob!

2352
01:38:34,736 --> 01:38:36,565
Bob! [speaking Minionese]

2353
01:38:36,703 --> 01:38:38,119
Ooh!

2354
01:38:36,703 --> 01:38:38,119
- Ooh!
- [groans]

2355
01:38:38,257 --> 01:38:39,396
Aah! No!

2356
01:38:38,257 --> 01:38:39,396
Aah! No!

2357
01:38:39,534 --> 01:38:40,604
[both grunting]

2358
01:38:40,742 --> 01:38:42,468
[laughing]

2359
01:38:42,606 --> 01:38:44,159
- [speaking Minionese]
- [growls]

2360
01:38:44,297 --> 01:38:46,023
[speaking Minionese]

2361
01:38:46,161 --> 01:38:47,852
Aah! Oh, no!

2362
01:38:46,161 --> 01:38:47,852
[gasps] Aah! Oh, no!

2363
01:38:47,991 --> 01:38:50,959
Aah! [speaks Minionese] Oh.

2364
01:38:47,991 --> 01:38:50,959
Aah! [speaks Minionese] Oh.

2365
01:38:51,097 --> 01:38:52,927
Huh?

2366
01:38:51,097 --> 01:38:52,927
Huh? [chortles]

2367
01:38:54,238 --> 01:38:56,171
Uh...

2368
01:38:54,238 --> 01:38:56,171
Uh... [gasps]

2369
01:38:57,103 --> 01:38:58,933
Oh, oh... Le-le-le...

2370
01:38:57,103 --> 01:38:58,933
Oh, oh... Le-le-le...

2371
01:38:59,071 --> 01:39:01,142
le poystick!

2372
01:38:59,071 --> 01:39:01,142
le poystick!

2373
01:39:02,660 --> 01:39:03,834
[chuckles]

2374
01:39:03,972 --> 01:39:05,387
[controller warbles]

2375
01:39:05,525 --> 01:39:07,217
Hey...

2376
01:39:05,525 --> 01:39:07,217
- [grunts, mutters]
- Hey...

2377
01:39:07,355 --> 01:39:08,494
Player o...

2378
01:39:07,355 --> 01:39:08,494
ANNOUNCER:
Player o...

2379
01:39:08,632 --> 01:39:09,667
Uh...

2380
01:39:08,632 --> 01:39:09,667
- Uh...
- [short chuckle]

2381
01:39:09,805 --> 01:39:10,945
Player one.

2382
01:39:09,805 --> 01:39:10,945
ANNOUNCER:
Player one.

2383
01:39:11,083 --> 01:39:13,430
Ready.

2384
01:39:11,083 --> 01:39:13,430
- Ready.
- [exclaiming]

2385
01:39:13,568 --> 01:39:14,949
- [whimpers]
- [chuckles]

2386
01:39:15,087 --> 01:39:16,433
- [laughing]
- [8-bit music playing]

2387
01:39:16,571 --> 01:39:17,952
Aah! Oh!
No, no, no, no, no, no...

2388
01:39:16,571 --> 01:39:17,952
Aah! Oh!
No, no, no, no, no, no...

2389
01:39:18,090 --> 01:39:20,471
Oh... Aah!

2390
01:39:18,090 --> 01:39:20,471
- Oh... Aah!
- [muffled shouting]

2391
01:39:20,609 --> 01:39:22,853
Whoa, ho-ho-ho.

2392
01:39:20,609 --> 01:39:22,853
Whoa, ho-ho-ho.

2393
01:39:22,991 --> 01:39:24,751
Bingo!

2394
01:39:22,991 --> 01:39:24,751
Bingo!

2395
01:39:24,889 --> 01:39:27,202
[laughing]

2396
01:39:27,340 --> 01:39:29,342
[whimpering]

2397
01:39:29,480 --> 01:39:30,343
[groans]

2398
01:39:30,481 --> 01:39:33,001
[grunting]

2399
01:39:33,139 --> 01:39:35,072
Hey.

2400
01:39:33,139 --> 01:39:35,072
- Hey.
- [laughs]

2401
01:39:36,763 --> 01:39:38,179
Ooh!

2402
01:39:36,763 --> 01:39:38,179
Ooh!

2403
01:39:38,317 --> 01:39:39,490
- [growls]
- [speaks Minionese]

2404
01:39:39,628 --> 01:39:41,182
- [barking]
- [muttering frantically]

2405
01:39:42,010 --> 01:39:43,046
Ay, hop.

2406
01:39:42,010 --> 01:39:43,046
Ay, hop.

2407
01:39:43,184 --> 01:39:44,219
[screams]

2408
01:39:44,357 --> 01:39:45,427
[yelps]

2409
01:39:45,565 --> 01:39:47,015
Ow. Ow. Ow.

2410
01:39:45,565 --> 01:39:47,015
- Ow. Ow. Ow.
- [birds chirping]

2411
01:39:47,153 --> 01:39:47,912
[yells]

2412
01:39:48,051 --> 01:39:50,018
[triumphant music plays]

2413
01:39:50,156 --> 01:39:51,330
Aah! Uh-oh.

2414
01:39:50,156 --> 01:39:51,330
- Aah! Uh-oh.
- [groaning]

2415
01:39:51,468 --> 01:39:53,297
Bikini!

2416
01:39:51,468 --> 01:39:53,297
Bikini!

2417
01:39:53,435 --> 01:39:54,885
Bikini?

2418
01:39:53,435 --> 01:39:54,885
Bikini?

2419
01:39:55,023 --> 01:39:57,267
Huh?

2420
01:39:55,023 --> 01:39:57,267
- Huh? [grunts]
- [Kevin muttering nervously]

2421
01:39:57,405 --> 01:39:59,200
You little...

2422
01:39:57,405 --> 01:39:59,200
You little...

2423
01:39:59,338 --> 01:40:00,856
Whoa-ho-ho!

2424
01:39:59,338 --> 01:40:00,856
Whoa-ho-ho!

2425
01:40:00,995 --> 01:40:02,997
- [Kevin gibbering nervously]
- [others grunting]

2426
01:40:03,825 --> 01:40:05,206
Aah!

2427
01:40:03,825 --> 01:40:05,206
- [growls]
- Aah!

2428
01:40:05,344 --> 01:40:06,828
[muttering]

2429
01:40:06,966 --> 01:40:08,450
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

2430
01:40:06,966 --> 01:40:08,450
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

2431
01:40:08,588 --> 01:40:10,176
Hey, what'’s he doing?

2432
01:40:08,588 --> 01:40:10,176
- MAN: Hey, what'’s he doing?
- [Kevin exclaims]

2433
01:40:10,314 --> 01:40:11,902
The flag!

2434
01:40:10,314 --> 01:40:11,902
MAN:
The flag!

2435
01:40:12,040 --> 01:40:13,386
[triumphant music plays]

2436
01:40:13,524 --> 01:40:15,216
Ah!

2437
01:40:13,524 --> 01:40:15,216
Ah!
[gasps]

2438
01:40:15,354 --> 01:40:16,631
[growls]

2439
01:40:16,769 --> 01:40:17,528
No, no, no, no, no.

2440
01:40:16,769 --> 01:40:17,528
No, no, no, no, no.

2441
01:40:17,666 --> 01:40:19,151
[shouting]

2442
01:40:20,359 --> 01:40:22,188
Oh, we'’re gonna get him!

2443
01:40:20,359 --> 01:40:22,188
- MAN: Oh, we'’re gonna get him!
- [screams]

2444
01:40:23,845 --> 01:40:24,708
[panting]

2445
01:40:24,846 --> 01:40:26,399
[shouts]

2446
01:40:27,193 --> 01:40:28,332
Eh?

2447
01:40:27,193 --> 01:40:28,332
[laughs]
Eh?

2448
01:40:28,470 --> 01:40:31,059
Uh... uh, S-Stuart, no, no, no.

2449
01:40:28,470 --> 01:40:31,059
Uh... uh, S-Stuart, no, no, no.

2450
01:40:31,197 --> 01:40:32,750
Eh...

2451
01:40:31,197 --> 01:40:32,750
Eh...
[laughs]

2452
01:40:32,888 --> 01:40:34,200
[Kevin screams]

2453
01:40:34,338 --> 01:40:37,100
Hey, he stole the doughnuts!

2454
01:40:34,338 --> 01:40:37,100
MAN:
Hey, he stole the doughnuts!

2455
01:40:37,238 --> 01:40:38,722
Get back here, you punk!

2456
01:40:37,238 --> 01:40:38,722
Get back here, you punk!

2457
01:40:38,860 --> 01:40:39,999
[Stuart chuckles]

2458
01:40:40,137 --> 01:40:41,621
[Kevin whimpering]

2459
01:40:41,759 --> 01:40:43,071
- [engine revs]
- [gasps]

2460
01:40:43,209 --> 01:40:46,005
- [engine idling]
- [indistinct conversation]

2461
01:40:47,075 --> 01:40:48,732
<i>!¡Ay-ay-ay, caramba!</i>

2462
01:40:47,075 --> 01:40:48,732
<i>!¡Ay-ay-ay, caramba!</i>

2463
01:40:48,870 --> 01:40:51,597
[sirens wailing]

2464
01:40:51,735 --> 01:40:53,599
Come here.

2465
01:40:51,735 --> 01:40:53,599
- OFFICER: Come here.
- [Kevin shouting]

2466
01:41:00,606 --> 01:41:02,056
[screams]

2467
01:41:02,194 --> 01:41:04,817
Police! Put the doughnuts down!

2468
01:41:02,194 --> 01:41:04,817
Police! Put the doughnuts down!

2469
01:41:04,955 --> 01:41:06,612
[screams]

2470
01:41:06,750 --> 01:41:08,476
Oh, thank you.

2471
01:41:06,750 --> 01:41:08,476
Oh, thank you.

2472
01:41:08,614 --> 01:41:10,305
[screaming]

2473
01:41:10,443 --> 01:41:11,341
[gasps]

2474
01:41:11,479 --> 01:41:12,618
[screaming]

2475
01:41:16,070 --> 01:41:17,105
Voilà.

2476
01:41:16,070 --> 01:41:17,105
Voilà.

2477
01:41:19,349 --> 01:41:20,315
Wow.

2478
01:41:19,349 --> 01:41:20,315
Wow.

2479
01:41:20,453 --> 01:41:22,973
Eh, eh, eh.

2480
01:41:20,453 --> 01:41:22,973
Eh, eh, eh.

2481
01:41:23,836 --> 01:41:24,561
[puzzled grunt]

2482
01:41:24,699 --> 01:41:26,149
[growls]

2483
01:41:26,735 --> 01:41:28,116
[Kevin screaming]

2484
01:41:28,254 --> 01:41:29,600
[both scream]

2485
01:41:31,015 --> 01:41:31,878
Uh...

2486
01:41:31,015 --> 01:41:31,878
Uh...

2487
01:41:32,845 --> 01:41:34,985
[chuckles]

2488
01:41:35,123 --> 01:41:36,262
Ke-Ke-Kevin.

2489
01:41:35,123 --> 01:41:36,262
Ke-Ke-Kevin.

2490
01:41:36,400 --> 01:41:38,540
Player two, ready.

2491
01:41:36,400 --> 01:41:38,540
ANNOUNCER:
Player two, ready.

2492
01:41:38,678 --> 01:41:39,714
Uh-oh.

2493
01:41:38,678 --> 01:41:39,714
Uh-oh.

2494
01:41:43,959 --> 01:41:46,169
[speaking Minionese]

2495
01:41:46,307 --> 01:41:48,999
[gasps, whimpers]

2496
01:41:49,137 --> 01:41:50,518
[screams]

2497
01:41:50,656 --> 01:41:51,519
No, no, no.

2498
01:41:50,656 --> 01:41:51,519
No, no, no.

2499
01:41:51,657 --> 01:41:53,383
[gibbering frantically]

2500
01:41:53,521 --> 01:41:55,109
[groans]

2501
01:41:55,247 --> 01:41:58,595
Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.

2502
01:41:55,247 --> 01:41:58,595
Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.

2503
01:41:58,733 --> 01:41:59,527
Ow!

2504
01:41:58,733 --> 01:41:59,527
Ow!

2505
01:41:59,665 --> 01:42:00,700
[yelps]

2506
01:42:00,838 --> 01:42:03,393
No, n-n-n-n-n-no.

2507
01:42:00,838 --> 01:42:03,393
[strains]
No, n-n-n-n-n-no.

2508
01:42:03,531 --> 01:42:05,291
- [grunts]
- [laughs]

2509
01:42:05,429 --> 01:42:06,327
Eh, eh...

2510
01:42:05,429 --> 01:42:06,327
Eh, eh...

2511
01:42:06,465 --> 01:42:09,537
[groaning]

2512
01:42:10,503 --> 01:42:12,160
[speaks Minionese]

2513
01:42:12,298 --> 01:42:15,129
[choppy yelling]

2514
01:42:15,267 --> 01:42:16,716
[laughs]

2515
01:42:16,854 --> 01:42:17,821
[exclaims]

2516
01:42:17,959 --> 01:42:19,305
[grunts]

2517
01:42:19,443 --> 01:42:22,101
[panting, munching]

2518
01:42:26,623 --> 01:42:28,487
[screams]

2519
01:42:28,625 --> 01:42:29,971
[warbles]

2520
01:42:30,972 --> 01:42:31,938
[screams]

2521
01:42:32,076 --> 01:42:33,457
[laughter]

2522
01:42:33,595 --> 01:42:34,596
Yeah!

2523
01:42:33,595 --> 01:42:34,596
Yeah!

2524
01:42:34,734 --> 01:42:37,220
[cheering]

2525
01:42:37,358 --> 01:42:38,635
[laughter]