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- Synced and corrected by chamallow -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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Oatmeal.
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What the fuck is in this thing?
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_
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Fuck.
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Hey, Nemo.
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It's the Cockroach.
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"At 87, Dolores Huerta is
a living civil rights icon.
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She started the farm workers'
movement with Cesar Chavez
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while raising 11 children on her own."
I love it.
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Is this some sort of a
Wikipedia-sponsored voicemail greeting?
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No, I'm reading an actual
article in a physical newpaper.
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Oh.
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Huh, wild.
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Can you believe this Huerta
woman? Eleven children.
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I don't even have one
children. Divorced twice.
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I've been divorced zero times.
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Max, if it's any consolation,
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I promise that you will
get divorced someday.
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Oh, thank you so much.
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Is this headed somewhere?
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Reflecting on
my life and my choices.
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I'm sorry about last night.
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- I was out of line.
- Ah, no, no.
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Cooking brings me great joy,
but it alters my personality.
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I forgive you, Maxine.
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- And you are an amazing host.
- Aww!
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What I really need to know is...
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- Yeah?
- Where'd you get that Israeli joint from?
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- Wardog.
- He's selling now?
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I thought that he just bought
that bar on Seventh and B.
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Well, he's not actually selling...
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which is why he's reluctant to say that,
you know, that he is.
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- He's actually a very private person.
- Is he still at the 917 number?
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Yeah.
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Are you gonna tell me what's going on?
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- I would...
- Hmm. Mm-hmm.
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- ... but I think explaining it...
- Mm-hmm.
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... might give us both an aneurysm.
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Oh. You know,
your friends can't help you
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if you don't let them,
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as I have said before.
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I know.
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I got to go, Max. I'll talk to you later.
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Bye.
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Ah.
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Oh, there you are.
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Twenty-three, fourteen.
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And, um... 21...
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No, uh, no! Uh, 22.
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- And you want to know why 22?
- Why?
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'Cause 22 years ago...
my grandmother died.
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It was not sudden.
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Hey, Kamile, how are you?
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I've been better, Nadia.
You? Eh, long live Allah!
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- Nice shirt.
- Thanks.
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Um, it was...
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Cholera is a debilitating disease
and is a terrible way to go.
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Mostly, uh, non-fatal.
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Hey, Ferran, how's your friend
who was in here last night
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who seemed pretty broken up?
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- Who?
- I don't know. I didn't get a good look.
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He was drunk. He seemed distraught.
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- Excuse me.
- Oh, you're excused.
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I don't know what you're talking about.
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It was pretty quiet here last night.
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No, a guy comes in. He's your buddy.
Uh, he knocked some stuff around.
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You do see somebody else standing here.
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Oh, yeah.
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Hey, Wardog.
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Uh, hey, hey, it's Nadia
Vulvokov calling you.
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So listen, man. I know that
Mondays are like your Saturdays,
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but, uh, I really need
you to call me back.
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It's important. All right?
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Thanks.
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♪ In the new year ♪
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♪ I'm gonna love you ♪
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♪ In the new year ♪
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♪ Oh, yeah ♪
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♪ For the new year ♪
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♪ I'm gonna stay away from temptation ♪
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♪ As long as temptation ♪
♪ Stays away from me ♪
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She tries to call my mom
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to find out where I was.
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But what she doesn't
know is my mom loves me.
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Oh, my gosh.
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Oh, wow. Well,
let's start review.
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Derek, amazing job.
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Chad, you killed it.
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Nadia...
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we found a bug in your code.
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- So...
- May I?
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Oh, yeah. Yeah, take your time.
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Shh.
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- Bob left a mistake in here.
- Really?
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Yeah, that's why it's not running
correctly. Hold on, I'll fix it.
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Look, you don't have to
do this right now, Nadia.
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It could be anytime
during the day, all right?
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I mean, why not now?
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You know, life's short,
carpe diem, et cetera, right?
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- Phil?
- Yes?
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Okay.
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That should do it. Here.
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Great.
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Cool. Thank you, Nadia.
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So next is Chad. Chad,
what you got for us today?
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That's my drug dealer.
I gotta take this.
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I'll be back.
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- Nadia.
- Hey.
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- It's been too long.
- Hey, man.
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- How are you?
- Well, uh... Yeah, I've been better.
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It smells like George Plimpton
after a week-long bender in here.
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A professional hazard, I'm afraid.
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Isn't this place great? It's even got
a secret back room with a password.
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- That's great. Listen, Wardog.
- Okay, you twisted my arm.
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The password's Jodorowsky's Dune.
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Nerd.
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So, listen, uh, these, uh,
joints you sold Maxine...
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- The Israeli joints?
- Yeah.
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Rolled them myself. Did you enjoy?
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Is there anything else in them?
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I mean, something that could
produce a psychedelic effect?
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- Just cocaine.
- From your regular supplier?
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Actually, no, a newer guy.
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- Who?
- What's this about, Nadia?
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All right. Who loves drugs more than me?
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- You? Nobody.
- Who loves orgies more than you?
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- This guy.
- You. Uh...
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And yet, here I am.
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I've tried almost every drug
ever, and I can't think of anything
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that would cause the kind of
meltdown I'm currently having.
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But if it's not the
drugs, uh, it's me, so...
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- Yeah.
- Yeah?
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Is this how you answer the phone now?
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I'm a little distracted. What's up?
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- You texted me.
- Right. Uh...
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Did anything weird
happen to you last night?
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Yeah, I went to a birthday party
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and the guest of honor wasn't there.
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Uh...
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So look, I think Maxine slipped
me some weird shit last night,
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and I don't know how to
convey to you, to her,
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to anyone who really cares about me
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that I'm experiencing
something truly terrifying,
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that I am fucking scared,
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that I'm questioning my own sanity,
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uh...
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and that I may be dead.
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Hello?
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Are you still there?
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Yeah. Just trying to figure
out how I fit into all of this.
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Uh, I don't know.
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Maybe...
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help me.
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You know what? I
could skip this meeting
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and come down and see you,
but history has taught me
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that whenever I swoop
down with a rescue plan,
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you're out quicker
than you left that party.
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So if I come down there,
are you actually going to be there?
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All right. You know what? Do
me a favor, John. All right?
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Just start fucking other people, okay?
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It's been six months.
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Hey, I
fuck a lot of people!
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Oh, yeah? I'll believe it when I see it.
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Ah!
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Fuck.
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Shit.
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♪ Gotta get up, gotta get out ♪
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♪ Gotta get home ♪
♪ Before the morning comes ♪
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♪ What if I'm late? Got a big date ♪
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♪ Gotta get home before
the sun comes up ♪
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♪ Up and away, got a big day ♪
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♪ Sorry, can't stay ♪
♪ I gotta run, run, yeah ♪
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Sweet birthday baby, having fun?
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♪ Pick up the phone ♪
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Nad? Nemo? Nadia?
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♪ Wordsmith ♪
♪ Let's go ♪
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♪ Who need a hater ♪
♪ To make it on all the violators ♪
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♪ Imitators call me ♪
♪ An innovative instigator ♪
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♪ I'm gonna break down hot rhymes ♪
♪ Like I'm the undertaker ♪
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♪ Gettin' what I love... ♪
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Jodorowsky's Dune.
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Nadia, whoa. Long time no see.
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Happy birthday.
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Uh... what is in this?
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Israeli joints?
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Talk to Daniel. He helped me
put those together as a gift.
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Okay. Where is this cocaine from?
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- It's not coke.
- It's not?
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Okay, full disclosure.
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I've been working on this new thing
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to help people cope with depression.
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- But it's just standard Special K.
- Ketamine?
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It's really taking
off and helping people.
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Cancer patients especially
are responding well to it
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- as a breakthrough depression medication.
- Wow.
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That... That's great. You know,
I am happy for those cancer people,
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but this wasn't a fucking cancer party.
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And now I keep dying and...
reliving the same night.
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- Does it hurt?
- You seem fine.
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Yes. I'm not fine, okay? Uh...
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So check this out about my finger.
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Right? I left a mark.
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Then I died. I came back.
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It's not there.
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Is there a history of mental
illness in your family?
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- That's not it.
- I only ask because...
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No, no, no, it's not me. All right,
understand, all right, it cannot be me.
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So, ipso facto, it has to be
your shitty fucking ketamine.
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Understand? Thank you.
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I am sorry for yelling.
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I'm having a very hard,
never-ending night.
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- All right.
- We gotta come back for you.
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- Why?
- Oh, no, let's go this way.
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That's the guy I was talking about.
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Ferran? Ferran, that's your friend!
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No!
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Fuck. Again?
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Those things are a menace!
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♪ Gotta get up, gotta get out ♪
♪ Gotta get home before the morning comes ♪
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- Sweet birthday baby!
- Do not offer me that.
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Nads, what the fuck?
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There is crazy-person
cancer ketamine in there.
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♪ Got a big day, sorry, can't stay ♪
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What are you talking about?
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Wardog and Dr. Daniel told me.
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How'd you know that Wardog's my guy now?
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Who's Dr. Daniel?
You haven't even tried this.
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I'm out of here.
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This is a real "fuck this," okay?
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♪ We could dance until a quarter to ten ♪
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♪ We never thought it would end then ♪
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Ah!
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Fuck! Fuck!
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- Sweet birthday baby.
- Why are you doing this to me?
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♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
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♪ Happy birth... ♪
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Watch it.
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Ah!
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Fuck!
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♪ Got a big day ♪
♪ Gotta get home before the sun comes up ♪
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Fuck!
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- Sweet birthday baby.
- This some kind of sick fucking fantasy?
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Should I get bangs?
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This is like The Game.
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I'm Michael Douglas!
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This is going well.
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Ah!
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Fuck!
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♪ She knew a sailor
who had been to war ♪
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- Sweet birthday baby.
- Look, I got bigger fish to fry, okay?
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I got to figure out how
to get down the stairs.
253
00:13:03,991 --> 00:13:05,951
So... you don't want chicken?
254
00:13:06,035 --> 00:13:08,746
Stay the fuck away from me!
I'm coming down the stairs!
255
00:13:08,829 --> 00:13:10,247
♪ For a couple of days ♪
256
00:13:10,331 --> 00:13:12,142
♪ And then he'd sail ♪
♪ Across the bubbly waves ♪
257
00:13:12,166 --> 00:13:14,126
Ha-ha! Ha, ha! Hey! Whoa!
258
00:13:18,339 --> 00:13:21,425
♪ Gotta get up, gotta get out ♪
♪ Gotta get home before the morning comes ♪
259
00:13:21,509 --> 00:13:22,944
- Sweet birthday baby.
- Why?
260
00:13:22,968 --> 00:13:25,447
Why would you give me a joint
that you don't know what's in it?
261
00:13:25,471 --> 00:13:27,014
It's laced with cocaine.
262
00:13:27,097 --> 00:13:28,891
It is not cocaine, Maxine.
263
00:13:28,974 --> 00:13:31,227
It is ketamine, and I've
never done ketamine before.
264
00:13:31,310 --> 00:13:33,813
And it turns out that it fucks me up.
265
00:13:33,896 --> 00:13:35,731
First of all, as far
as I know, it's cocaine,
266
00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:37,066
but I didn't roll these myself,
267
00:13:37,149 --> 00:13:39,461
so if you wanna say they're
ketamine, then I'll go with it.
268
00:13:39,485 --> 00:13:43,405
- Ah-ha!
- But secondly, we have done ketamine.
269
00:13:43,489 --> 00:13:45,574
Most recently at Lewis' christening.
270
00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:46,700
And you were fine.
271
00:13:47,868 --> 00:13:48,868
I forgot.
272
00:13:51,205 --> 00:13:52,790
- Fuck.
- Okay.
273
00:13:52,873 --> 00:13:55,042
Nadia, please relax.
274
00:13:55,125 --> 00:13:58,629
I did all of this for you,
including this surprise joint,
275
00:13:58,712 --> 00:14:01,841
- ... because I love...
- Because you think I'm a cockroach.
276
00:14:01,924 --> 00:14:03,884
- What?
- I'm not a cockroach.
277
00:14:04,593 --> 00:14:06,011
You're the cockroach.
278
00:14:06,095 --> 00:14:08,180
Why are you calling me
a cockroach right now?
279
00:14:08,264 --> 00:14:09,640
Because you called me a cockroach.
280
00:14:09,723 --> 00:14:11,851
When? I would never
call you a cockroach.
281
00:14:13,227 --> 00:14:14,227
Maxine...
282
00:14:14,937 --> 00:14:16,355
I need you to help me.
283
00:14:16,939 --> 00:14:18,065
You're not helping me.
284
00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:21,610
You're not helping me at
all. You're sabotaging me.
285
00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:24,196
Will you stop acting crazy?
286
00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:28,158
Oh, my God! I am not
crazy! Okay? I am not crazy!
287
00:14:28,742 --> 00:14:31,829
You know I hate it when
people call me crazy.
288
00:14:33,455 --> 00:14:36,292
♪ Down by the sea ♪
♪ She knew a sailor who had been to war ♪
289
00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:39,336
Look, I get it, all right? I realize
that sounded a little fucking crazy.
290
00:14:39,420 --> 00:14:41,839
All right? I'm just
defending myself here.
291
00:14:41,922 --> 00:14:43,591
Okay? This is on her.
292
00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:46,260
Or maybe you're just crazy.
293
00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:48,304
♪ For a couple of days ♪
294
00:14:48,387 --> 00:14:51,056
♪ And then he'd sail ♪
♪ Across the bubbly waves ♪
295
00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:53,225
♪ And those were happier days ♪
296
00:14:53,309 --> 00:14:55,561
♪ But now... ♪
297
00:14:55,644 --> 00:14:56,854
What are you doing?
298
00:14:56,937 --> 00:15:00,858
♪ Gotta get out ♪
♪ Gotta get home before the morning comes ♪
299
00:15:00,941 --> 00:15:02,109
Hey.
300
00:15:02,192 --> 00:15:03,485
♪ Got a big day ♪
301
00:15:06,447 --> 00:15:09,783
♪ Up and away, got a big day ♪
♪ Sorry, can't stay ♪
302
00:15:09,867 --> 00:15:13,203
- ♪ I gotta run, run ♪
- You can't leave. This is your party.
303
00:15:14,204 --> 00:15:16,290
♪ Gotta let the people know ♪
♪ I'm gonna be late ♪
304
00:17:13,073 --> 00:17:14,241
Fucking Monday.
305
00:17:20,372 --> 00:17:21,999
Mmm-mmm-mmm.
306
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:30,174
Lizzy? Lizzy? Lizzy?
307
00:17:32,217 --> 00:17:33,343
Wake up. Are you up?
308
00:17:34,803 --> 00:17:35,803
Hey.
309
00:17:37,264 --> 00:17:40,424
- Thank you.
- Oh, shit.
310
00:17:41,727 --> 00:17:43,937
Looks I got mixed up
in something very nice.
311
00:17:44,021 --> 00:17:45,064
Mmm-hmm.
312
00:17:50,402 --> 00:17:51,403
Where's Maxine?
313
00:17:51,487 --> 00:17:52,487
I don't know.
314
00:17:53,155 --> 00:17:54,364
It's Monday, so...
315
00:17:55,199 --> 00:17:57,201
Uh, gyrotonics.
316
00:17:58,911 --> 00:17:59,911
Yeah...
317
00:18:00,412 --> 00:18:02,414
Will you help me out with something?
318
00:18:11,548 --> 00:18:13,008
Okay, dude, all clear.
319
00:18:17,805 --> 00:18:19,723
So what was wrong with the stairs?
320
00:18:20,516 --> 00:18:23,393
Uh, it's a long story
involving multiple deaths.
321
00:18:24,728 --> 00:18:25,813
Yeah, this is much safer.
322
00:18:26,522 --> 00:18:27,522
Look, man...
323
00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:29,358
I'm not crazy.
324
00:18:29,441 --> 00:18:31,026
I'm not judging. I love crazy.
325
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:33,070
Today I'm helping an
artist make blood jelly
326
00:18:33,153 --> 00:18:35,864
to suspend over a 13th
century mock debtors' prison.
327
00:18:36,615 --> 00:18:38,175
The key is knowing who to ask for help.
328
00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:39,701
In her case, me.
329
00:18:39,785 --> 00:18:41,161
In your case, also me.
330
00:18:42,246 --> 00:18:43,246
Thanks, buddy.
331
00:18:47,584 --> 00:18:49,461
You gonna head back up to the fuck pile?
332
00:18:49,545 --> 00:18:50,545
Mmm...
333
00:18:51,046 --> 00:18:52,046
I gotta brush my teeth.
334
00:18:57,511 --> 00:18:58,637
Fuck that.
335
00:19:00,180 --> 00:19:02,349
- Bye, Lizzy.
- Bye.
336
00:19:03,517 --> 00:19:05,394
- I love you.
- Love you.
337
00:19:29,209 --> 00:19:34,153
Are you back at that Touchstone memory?
338
00:19:34,464 --> 00:19:37,009
Yes, I'm there, outside the school.
339
00:19:37,092 --> 00:19:40,095
Okay. You see the man's shadow.
340
00:19:40,888 --> 00:19:42,681
How does that make you feel?
341
00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:44,183
Frozen.
342
00:19:44,808 --> 00:19:45,934
Powerless.
343
00:19:47,603 --> 00:19:49,688
Is that belief true now?
344
00:19:50,272 --> 00:19:54,276
No. No, I know how to ask
for things for myself now,
345
00:19:54,359 --> 00:19:55,986
like... like in my marriage.
346
00:19:56,069 --> 00:19:57,946
And what would you ask for?
347
00:19:58,614 --> 00:19:59,740
I need...
348
00:20:00,449 --> 00:20:01,617
my wife to...
349
00:20:02,993 --> 00:20:03,993
talk to me.
350
00:20:04,411 --> 00:20:08,790
Maybe you talk when you
should just be touched.
351
00:20:09,625 --> 00:20:12,085
Yeah. Can you ask her to hold you?
352
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:15,547
Yeah.
353
00:20:43,158 --> 00:20:44,158
Ruthie?
354
00:20:59,841 --> 00:21:01,093
Well, hey.
355
00:21:03,428 --> 00:21:04,721
Mmm.
356
00:21:05,514 --> 00:21:07,641
So... you want some tea?
357
00:21:08,141 --> 00:21:09,226
- No.
- Mmm.
358
00:21:09,309 --> 00:21:11,186
I don't want any of this fancy water.
359
00:21:12,145 --> 00:21:13,313
I want to talk to you.
360
00:21:13,939 --> 00:21:15,232
Okay. What's up, muffin?
361
00:21:20,946 --> 00:21:22,698
I think it's gonna get pretty heavy.
362
00:21:23,198 --> 00:21:24,198
Uh...
363
00:21:25,617 --> 00:21:28,412
Can we go sit downstairs in your
office like I'm an actual patient?
364
00:21:28,495 --> 00:21:30,414
I don't think that would suit you.
365
00:21:30,914 --> 00:21:33,434
You've always liked the kitchen.
Why? Why do I like the kitchen?
366
00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:40,549
Well... sustenance, safety, nourishment,
367
00:21:40,632 --> 00:21:43,343
all the things you were
missing when you were little.
368
00:21:43,927 --> 00:21:44,927
Well...
369
00:21:44,970 --> 00:21:48,807
Uh, I think I might be losing
it, like I'm going crazy.
370
00:21:48,890 --> 00:21:52,060
No, no, no, no, no, we do not
use that word in this house.
371
00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:53,520
Never did, never will.
372
00:21:55,897 --> 00:21:59,818
What was her diagnosis? Like,
what the fuck was wrong with her?
373
00:21:59,901 --> 00:22:02,446
Do not confuse your
mother with her damage.
374
00:22:05,532 --> 00:22:06,972
Last night I died. What do you mean?
375
00:22:10,871 --> 00:22:12,831
- Last night was my birthday.
- Correct.
376
00:22:13,415 --> 00:22:15,250
I went to Maxine's. Uh...
377
00:22:15,751 --> 00:22:18,170
We got into a fight,
so I tried to leave.
378
00:22:18,253 --> 00:22:21,298
I fell down the stairs
and broke my neck.
379
00:22:21,882 --> 00:22:23,258
And I died.
380
00:22:25,427 --> 00:22:27,137
- Okay.
- Okay.
381
00:22:27,721 --> 00:22:32,017
So then, uh, I'm back at the party.
382
00:22:32,517 --> 00:22:34,603
I try to leave, you know?
383
00:22:34,686 --> 00:22:39,107
Uh, fall down the stairs,
break my neck again.
384
00:22:39,191 --> 00:22:40,567
All right, so...
385
00:22:40,650 --> 00:22:41,650
Um...
386
00:22:41,651 --> 00:22:42,651
I died.
387
00:22:43,153 --> 00:22:44,154
I died.
388
00:22:45,072 --> 00:22:46,072
I died.
389
00:22:46,531 --> 00:22:47,531
I died.
390
00:22:48,158 --> 00:22:49,659
That's four times.
391
00:22:49,743 --> 00:22:50,743
Um...
392
00:22:51,870 --> 00:22:56,458
Also... Also, my cat just
literally disappeared.
393
00:23:01,338 --> 00:23:04,633
You were such a difficult teenager.
394
00:23:05,425 --> 00:23:07,844
We've had some scary times, have we not?
395
00:23:08,428 --> 00:23:09,554
Mm-hmm.
396
00:23:09,638 --> 00:23:14,643
And I always said to you,
if things got really scary,
397
00:23:14,726 --> 00:23:16,061
you would say to me...
398
00:23:16,144 --> 00:23:19,314
Record player, Ruth. Record player.
399
00:23:22,442 --> 00:23:23,610
Are you sure?
400
00:23:27,239 --> 00:23:28,907
Should I call my guy at Bellevue?
401
00:23:29,491 --> 00:23:33,495
- Is it the nicest psych ward?
- It's definitely the closest one.
402
00:23:34,287 --> 00:23:36,498
Darling, I'd get in with
you, but my damn knees.
403
00:23:36,581 --> 00:23:39,167
So I'm gonna grab a
cab and meet you there.
404
00:23:39,251 --> 00:23:41,461
You will not be alone, okay?
405
00:23:41,545 --> 00:23:42,963
Okay. I love you.
406
00:23:45,966 --> 00:23:48,593
Can you please remove
any jewelry and shoelaces?
407
00:23:49,719 --> 00:23:51,221
I don't fuck with shoelaces.
408
00:23:51,304 --> 00:23:53,181
Okay, can we have that necklace then?
409
00:23:53,765 --> 00:23:54,765
Uh...
410
00:23:55,892 --> 00:23:58,520
You know, it's uh... It's my mom's.
411
00:23:59,062 --> 00:24:00,647
So... I'd rather not.
412
00:24:00,730 --> 00:24:03,150
- Full name?
- Nadia Vulvokov.
413
00:24:03,775 --> 00:24:06,153
V-U-L-V-O-K-O-V.
414
00:24:06,862 --> 00:24:09,531
It's like Volvo, but with
more letters and dyslexic.
415
00:24:09,614 --> 00:24:11,491
Have you hurt yourself
in the last 24 hours?
416
00:24:11,575 --> 00:24:13,285
Not intentionally, no.
417
00:24:13,368 --> 00:24:15,120
Do you feel you were
going to hurt yourself?
418
00:24:15,203 --> 00:24:17,706
No. Uh, absolutely not.
419
00:24:17,789 --> 00:24:19,291
- What day is it today?
- Monday.
420
00:24:19,374 --> 00:24:22,054
If you found a letter with a stamp
on it, what would you do with it?
421
00:24:22,085 --> 00:24:23,587
Is the letter addressed to me?
422
00:24:23,670 --> 00:24:26,047
- Who is the president?
- Hey, what's going on back there?
423
00:24:26,131 --> 00:24:27,591
We got a redhead on board?
424
00:24:27,674 --> 00:24:28,674
Fire in the hole!
425
00:24:30,051 --> 00:24:31,970
Hey, man, you kiss your
mommy with that mouth?
426
00:24:32,053 --> 00:24:34,264
Hey, my mother loves me very much.
427
00:24:34,347 --> 00:24:35,987
Hey, do you need help
with that necklace?
428
00:24:36,016 --> 00:24:38,393
No, I decided not to take
it off. Here's the thing.
429
00:24:38,477 --> 00:24:40,090
If I have the wherewithal to assert
430
00:24:40,091 --> 00:24:41,711
that I don't want to
comply with your request,
431
00:24:41,730 --> 00:24:44,698
then doesn't that mean
that I'm lucid enough
432
00:24:44,699 --> 00:24:46,651
to maintain my own autonomy?
433
00:24:47,360 --> 00:24:48,987
She does seem fairly lucid.
434
00:24:49,070 --> 00:24:51,072
She answered the questions
really quickly, though.
435
00:24:51,156 --> 00:24:54,117
Okay, um, I don't know exactly
what is going on with me.
436
00:24:54,201 --> 00:24:56,786
Uh, but I do know one thing for sure,
437
00:24:56,870 --> 00:24:59,322
and that is that a bunch of mama's boys
438
00:24:59,323 --> 00:25:01,917
don't get to decide if I'm crazy.
439
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:04,878
So, thank you. I'm out of here.
440
00:25:04,961 --> 00:25:07,672
No, miss, if you don't sit
down, we'll have to restrain you.
441
00:25:07,756 --> 00:25:10,550
Miss Vulvokov, I'm administering
a non-narcotic sedative.
442
00:25:10,634 --> 00:25:12,469
Let me out of here! Let me out!
443
00:25:12,552 --> 00:25:15,222
- Relax. Ryan?
- I'm trying.
444
00:25:15,305 --> 00:25:17,825
- I'm trying.
- Let me out of here! What is going on back there?
445
00:25:22,896 --> 00:25:24,496
Nobody locks us up.
446
00:25:30,987 --> 00:25:32,447
♪ Gotta get up, gotta get out ♪
447
00:25:32,531 --> 00:25:34,658
Let's fuck
this party on the mouth.
448
00:25:39,162 --> 00:25:40,163
♪ Okay ♪
449
00:25:50,882 --> 00:25:53,093
There you are. I lost track of you.
450
00:25:54,970 --> 00:25:56,012
Oh!
451
00:25:56,096 --> 00:25:58,431
You're having fun.
452
00:25:58,515 --> 00:26:01,851
Are you kidding me? This
is the greatest party ever.
453
00:26:01,935 --> 00:26:05,272
I mean, we can do whatever
we want, whoever we want.
454
00:26:05,355 --> 00:26:07,774
Thank God I started cooking on Thursday.
455
00:26:08,358 --> 00:26:10,652
Thursday. What a concept.
456
00:26:10,735 --> 00:26:11,987
What do you mean?
457
00:26:12,070 --> 00:26:14,781
Oh, man, it's never
gonna be Thursday again.
458
00:26:14,864 --> 00:26:17,617
It's just always gonna be this party.
459
00:26:17,701 --> 00:26:19,911
And we're just gonna keep coming back.
460
00:26:21,413 --> 00:26:23,540
And my little baby Johnny's back.
461
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:40,000
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