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Ay ay ay.
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Oh, God.
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Okay, I can do this.
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Oh, a fuck pile.
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A guy peeing.
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Oh, what the hell?
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Listen, has anything weird happened
to you in this bathroom? Like...
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This. This is a little weird.
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Touché.
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Fucking clues abound.
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All right, fuck this.
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Ain't no problem. No problem.
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Here we go. Downsy-wounsy.
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Old buildings are never good.
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Haunted castle.
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Okay.
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It's... It's not the ketamine.
It's the fucking yeshiva.
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Oh, hello. Lovely cart.
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Uh, do you happen to know about
the history of this building?
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The Jewish people? Nothing?
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Fucking fire escape.
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Everyone. Everyone has
opened up their marriage.
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I wish I had a marriage to open up.
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- You won't.
- You're so mean.
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- Get rid of Opening Up.
- No.
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Can I get it on Kindle?
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I don't want to do a podcast.
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I don't think you listen
to podcasts the way I do.
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There's so many and they're...
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- Hey, hey, hey.
- Hi.
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- Hi.
- All right, so, uh,
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yes, this building is a yeshiva,
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but have you ever you ever
noticed that there is
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an inscription over the door
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that is incredibly, highly creepy?
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- Mmm.
- What does it mean?
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Don't you know? You're Jewishy.
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No, not by choice.
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Hey, come on. Religion is
dumb as fuck, all right?
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It's racist. It's sexist.
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There's no money in it... anymore.
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Who needs it?
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Maxine, come on. Help me
out. What does this say?
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Um, I can't see what you're showing me
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because you have a code review at 11:30
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and John wants his blanket back.
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This fucking guy.
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You know, he put his coat
over me while I was sleeping,
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and I'm like, "Don't do
shit like that, man."
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You know, it's been six months.
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You don't do that. I
could have bed bugs.
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I forgot that you're turned off
by chivalry, but it's sweet.
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Yeah, well, so is cyanide.
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Is cyanide sweet, though?
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Is that why Jimmy Jones
used it in the Kool-Aid,
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so the kids can't taste it?
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Jones sounds bonkers. Have
you seen those pictures?
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They're amazing. Maybe that
should be our next installation.
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- Yes!
- Right? Something Jonestown.
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- Maybe I should start a religion.
- Okay.
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Then I could really make an impact.
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Okay, big ideas. Look at this.
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Dolores Huerta.
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Eighty-seven years old. I mean...
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Do you even understand how much
time you have left, Maxine?
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Yeah.
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I mean, you're gonna do
fucking huge things. Huge.
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Thanks.
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Oh, I didn't know you cared
about stuff like this.
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Oh. Well, I don't really. Look.
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- What does this say?
- I don't know.
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The congregation that used
to own this building.
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Yep, that's them.
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And they're still around.
I think on 14th Street.
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Fuck yes.
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Dolores Huerta.
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Hey! Shabbat shalom.
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It's not Shabbat.
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Fine by me. Hi.
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I'm Nadia.
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Sorry I'm a little out of breath.
I was just grabbing you a mango.
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Do you like mango?
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It was on the way, sort of, so...
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Sure, take it.
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What's your name?
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Shifra.
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Hi, Shifra.
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I was wondering if I could ask you
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about one of these
synagogue's properties.
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It's the old yeshiva on 10th
and A. It's a bunch of lofts now.
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Oh, before my time. The
rabbi might know, but...
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- Oh, thank you so much.
- Oh, no, no, no.
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The rabbi is getting ready
to go to Great Neck.
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He's giving a speech.
It's kind of a big deal.
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So I'm afraid he doesn't
have time for you.
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That's fine. I don't mind
Great Neck. I love Great Neck.
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Well, it's a problem for him because
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he doesn't have time for you, okay?
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So why don't you come back
another day? Make an appointment.
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See, here's the thing. Uh...
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I think I might only have the day
that the rabbi goes to Great Neck.
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I'm not just gonna let you
go in and see the rabbi.
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Not just some single
woman off the street.
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What, you... you think I'm gonna
try to sleep with the rabbi?
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I don't know what you're
capable of trying.
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For the record, I happen to
be a heavily married woman.
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Wonderful.
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- It is.
- Why don't you bring your husband by?
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- And he can speak to the rabbi.
- Okay.
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- Okay?
- Okay.
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- He can speak to the rabbi.
- Not a problem.
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- Well, I'm ordering a car.
- Okay.
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Hi. I'd like to order a car.
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And... yes, to Long Island, 1:45.
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Thank you.
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- Hey.
- Hey, poppy cock.
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- Thanks for picking up.
- It was nice seeing you last night.
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Yeah, well, you know, hocus pocus.
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Thanks to you, I got a chance
to wear my trench coat today.
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I look like Columbo.
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- Oh. No one's mad at Peter Falk, right?
- Sure.
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Uh...
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I... I need your help. Uh...
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I'll explain when you get here.
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Well, you know, I have a real
estate mystery/emergency.
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I can't. I'm actually walking into
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a client meeting like in ten minutes.
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For what? Uh...
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To sell some New York landmark
to a Russian billionaire
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who needs a dorm room for a parrot?
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Okay, that's not entirely fair.
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Ah, so you admit it's a little fair.
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Hey, listen, if you get over
here, I'll give you a blowjob.
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If I come down there,
you'll give me a blowjob?
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I would suck your cock anyway,
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but if you come down here, it'll
give it a transactional nature
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that I think would be a fun twist.
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Okay. Which precinct?
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Uh, I'm not at a precinct, all right?
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I'm actually at a synagogue
on, uh, 14th street.
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- Bishulim Synagogue.
- This better not be a hate crime.
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Thank you.
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Shalom, shalom!
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Let's move it.
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This is a place of worship.
This means something to me.
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I was raised Catholic.
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Right, but you fuck like a Jew.
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- That is not a bad thing.
- Really?
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All right, I have this list of
questions for the rabbi, okay?
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Shifra.
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Hey.
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Look who it is. It's my husband, John.
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I don't see a ring.
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Look.
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Between us, I'm 36, no
kids, lots of fibroids.
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Plus, I've got this thing
just stuck in my hair.
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I brought you a man.
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Can you just... help me out a little?
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Just so you know, I'm not
Jewish, but I am circumcised.
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Well, 50-50.
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I have fibroids, too.
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Come in, come in. Sit down.
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- Who are you?
- John Reyes.
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Lutz and Reyes Real Estate.
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I just have a couple of questions
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about the old yeshiva on Tenth and A.
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Oh. I went to school there.
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My first memory's hiding under a desk.
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It was supposed to protect us
from the atomic bomb blast.
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Can you believe it?
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What's on that paper?
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Um...
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Are there any history of
hauntings in the building?
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Supernatural events, the
dead coming back to life,
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things of that nature?
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You said you were in real estate?
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I, uh... I've been watching you, Shifra.
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I got to tell you, I don't think
your heart is in this place.
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- Excuse me?
- You heard me.
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- I mean, do you even know the prayers?
- Yes, I know the prayers.
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All right. Uh...
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What's the prayer for
drinking wine, huh?
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Borei pri hagafen.
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Okay, too easy.
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Uh...
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What about for protecting someone
in danger? Do you know that one?
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I know the prayers.
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Like, if a person could die.
How does that go?
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Come sit.
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My ex found out about her
and she threw me out.
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My daughter thinks I'm an asshole.
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I really thought I
wanted to be with Nadia,
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who turned around and said
that was too much pressure...
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- which hurt.
- Listen.
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Mysticism teaches that there is
wisdom inaccessible to the intellect.
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You can only reach it through
surrender, being nothing.
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Turn away from the physical world
and turn toward the spiritual one.
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Maybe Nadia is just a
way to stay distracted,
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avoid the abyss,
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when embracing it is
the only way forward.
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Right.
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And that building she's asking
about isn't really haunted?
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Buildings aren't haunted.
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People are.
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- What does that mean?
- Angels are all around us.
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You can't drink that.
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Ah.
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Correct.
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It's undrinkable.
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Listen, uh, thank you for
the prayer. I appreciate it.
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I mean, it won't do anything,
but, uh, you know, thanks.
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Shifra.
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- Rabbi, thank you very much.
- You're welcome.
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We're done here. Let's go.
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John, John, John, come on. Just stop.
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You know I'll catch up with you, John.
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John!
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What was that about? You wanna tell me?
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What were those questions?
You having a mental issue?
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Did you kill someone?
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God. Seriously? Come on. No,
I did not kill somebody.
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If I killed somebody, I'd play it
cool, move to Mexico, start a band.
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Then what is the problem?
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Will you just tell me
what the rabbi said?
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No, no, no. It's been six months.
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I kept my distance. I
gave you your space.
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Then I get a text inviting
me to your birthday party.
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- Maxine invited you.
- A transactional blowjob
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with a side of rabbi. What
is going on with you?
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- Do you want to know?
- Yes.
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I can't tell you, okay?
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There's too many moving parts.
You know what I mean?
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It's a lot of ins and outs, so...
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I blew up my life, and
that's not on you.
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But if you could acknowledge that
it happened, that would be great.
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It happened, John.
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I know it happened.
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Thank you.
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I don't want to rip your hair out.
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- It's like a little...
- Ooh.
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Too-doo!
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Careful.
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- Look at that.
- Ah, mamma mia.
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Now can you turn it into a bistro chair?
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Of course. I was a waiter in college.
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- Wow.
- And very high.
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Good for you. That's good.
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It's 6:30.
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It's late. I've never lasted this long.
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00:12:32,501 --> 00:12:33,836
Wait, hold on.
252
00:12:33,919 --> 00:12:36,672
Let me back up my truck
of double entendres.
253
00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:38,841
Before you do that,
what did the rabbi say?
254
00:12:38,920 --> 00:12:40,539
Nothing. That they sold the building
255
00:12:40,540 --> 00:12:41,885
'cause nobody wanted to be there.
256
00:12:41,886 --> 00:12:45,222
He talked about mysticism and how
there's wisdom through surrender.
257
00:12:45,306 --> 00:12:48,017
Why does this interest you so much?
What is it about that building?
258
00:12:48,100 --> 00:12:49,518
Are you okay?
259
00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:51,604
Eh. Come on. I'm fine.
260
00:12:51,687 --> 00:12:53,689
- I miss you.
- Right.
261
00:12:54,273 --> 00:12:56,484
People miss people. I miss you, too.
262
00:12:56,567 --> 00:12:58,360
Specifically, how do you miss me?
263
00:12:58,444 --> 00:12:59,862
Mmm...
264
00:12:59,945 --> 00:13:01,906
You know, I don't have specifics.
265
00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:03,532
- Wait, wait, wait.
- What?
266
00:13:03,570 --> 00:13:04,859
Look, I know it's not gonna be
267
00:13:04,860 --> 00:13:07,220
as exciting as when we were,
like, sneaking around,
268
00:13:07,244 --> 00:13:10,164
but I think we have something
really, really good
269
00:13:10,247 --> 00:13:11,665
and it's worth pursuing.
270
00:13:11,749 --> 00:13:14,335
And it might be the best
either one of us can do.
271
00:13:14,418 --> 00:13:15,419
Hmm.
272
00:13:15,503 --> 00:13:17,505
Yeah. Well...
273
00:13:17,588 --> 00:13:20,299
You know, thank you...
274
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:23,552
for, uh, this, which
is fucking adorable.
275
00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:27,223
Thank you for that depressingly
pragmatic sales pitch,
276
00:13:27,306 --> 00:13:30,351
but I actually have, uh, lots of time.
277
00:13:30,434 --> 00:13:32,102
Uh, too much, in fact.
278
00:13:33,687 --> 00:13:36,106
- Where are you going? Are you leaving?
- Yeah, I gotta go.
279
00:13:36,190 --> 00:13:39,485
- This is your apartment.
- Wow, you really are in real estate.
280
00:13:44,532 --> 00:13:45,991
We are not getting back together.
281
00:13:46,075 --> 00:13:49,328
No. No, John. We are not
getting back together.
282
00:13:49,411 --> 00:13:55,251
I mean, especially not when your
best argument is a warm body.
283
00:13:55,751 --> 00:13:59,547
Why is it so offensive to you to
consider me as a real option?
284
00:14:02,716 --> 00:14:03,716
You know what?
285
00:14:05,344 --> 00:14:08,264
Sure. All right? Why not?
286
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:11,267
I want to be with you, John.
287
00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:13,561
- For the rest of my life.
- No, no.
288
00:14:13,644 --> 00:14:14,645
Oh, no.
289
00:14:14,728 --> 00:14:17,648
- You're such a fucking asshole.
- No, no, no.
290
00:14:17,731 --> 00:14:19,984
- If it makes you happy...
- Fuck you.
291
00:14:20,067 --> 00:14:23,237
... we're together... forever.
292
00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:25,823
- I'm in.
- You have no fucking respect for me.
293
00:14:25,906 --> 00:14:28,450
- I'm all the way in, John.
- Fucking piece of shit.
294
00:14:30,035 --> 00:14:32,121
First of all, this is my coat.
Thank you very much.
295
00:14:32,204 --> 00:14:33,956
You know what else the rabbi said?
296
00:14:34,039 --> 00:14:37,543
Okay? He goes, "You're using her
as a distraction from the abyss,"
297
00:14:37,626 --> 00:14:40,296
but he's wrong, because
you are the abyss.
298
00:14:43,007 --> 00:14:45,134
I promise you just feel
that way right now.
299
00:14:45,217 --> 00:14:48,554
No, I promise you I feel like
that all the fucking time.
300
00:14:54,768 --> 00:14:56,520
I don't fucking need this shit.
301
00:14:59,500 --> 00:15:00,550
Oatmeal.
302
00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:05,737
Oatmeal!
303
00:15:08,991 --> 00:15:09,991
Oatmeal.
304
00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:13,037
- Ow!
- Whoa! What the fuck is this?
305
00:15:13,040 --> 00:15:14,049
Pardon me!
306
00:15:14,050 --> 00:15:16,624
- Yeah, go home, lady.
- You go home, lady.
307
00:15:16,707 --> 00:15:18,667
You go home. Unibrow.
308
00:15:22,338 --> 00:15:23,756
What's on your head?
309
00:15:27,217 --> 00:15:28,594
I said, "What's on your head?"
310
00:15:32,473 --> 00:15:33,724
Is that a wig or a hat?
311
00:15:38,437 --> 00:15:39,939
Where's your shoes, man?
312
00:15:40,564 --> 00:15:43,025
Mmm, someone stole them
last night at the shelter,
313
00:15:43,108 --> 00:15:45,569
so I'm not going back there, not ever.
314
00:15:46,445 --> 00:15:47,905
I don't sleep among thieves.
315
00:15:47,988 --> 00:15:49,865
And someone stole your shoes?
316
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:52,451
Hey, what the fuck is
going on in America, huh?
317
00:15:53,300 --> 00:15:54,499
What's your name. Do I know you?
318
00:15:54,500 --> 00:15:57,200
No, you can call me Horse if you want.
319
00:15:57,456 --> 00:15:59,667
All right, Horse. I'm Nadia.
You want some?
320
00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:01,459
- Can I tell you something?
- Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
321
00:16:01,460 --> 00:16:03,336
Yeah, yeah. You know.
322
00:16:03,337 --> 00:16:06,966
Mmm. I wouldn't tell me anything,
you know, if I was you,
323
00:16:07,040 --> 00:16:08,339
because I'm just not the kind of person
324
00:16:08,340 --> 00:16:10,600
that you tell secrets to. Uh...
325
00:16:10,761 --> 00:16:11,971
I'm the abyss.
326
00:16:21,313 --> 00:16:23,482
- I want to cut your hair.
- Yes.
327
00:16:23,565 --> 00:16:24,900
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
328
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:26,420
- Come here.
- Okay.
329
00:16:26,430 --> 00:16:27,440
Okay.
330
00:16:27,444 --> 00:16:28,500
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
331
00:16:32,324 --> 00:16:33,324
Okay.
332
00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:44,420
You're gonna kill me.
333
00:16:45,629 --> 00:16:46,880
I'm not.
334
00:16:47,506 --> 00:16:49,049
You can change your mind.
335
00:16:52,177 --> 00:16:53,177
Okay.
336
00:17:04,148 --> 00:17:05,148
Oh.
337
00:17:06,567 --> 00:17:07,609
You see this?
338
00:17:08,986 --> 00:17:10,154
This is the old you.
339
00:17:11,739 --> 00:17:16,410
This is who you were day
after day after day,
340
00:17:17,077 --> 00:17:18,245
but it's gone now.
341
00:17:21,623 --> 00:17:22,624
'Cause this...
342
00:17:24,084 --> 00:17:25,169
This is the new you.
343
00:17:26,712 --> 00:17:27,838
Now you can be...
344
00:17:28,964 --> 00:17:30,340
whoever you want to be.
345
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:35,596
I'll never understand why
you're being nice to me.
346
00:17:37,431 --> 00:17:38,431
Look.
347
00:17:41,810 --> 00:17:42,853
I look like my mom.
348
00:17:47,483 --> 00:17:48,609
Is that a good thing?
349
00:17:50,694 --> 00:17:53,238
- This blanket sucks.
- Yeah.
350
00:17:54,573 --> 00:17:55,699
Downtown.
351
00:17:56,867 --> 00:17:57,867
Eat a dick.
352
00:17:59,661 --> 00:18:00,913
Okay, baby.
353
00:18:08,587 --> 00:18:10,172
It's fucking cold.
354
00:18:29,233 --> 00:18:30,317
I froze to death.
355
00:18:31,151 --> 00:18:33,862
Jesus fucking Christ, that's dark.
356
00:18:39,618 --> 00:18:40,618
Of course.
357
00:18:47,209 --> 00:18:49,044
Sweet birthday baby!
358
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:50,254
Ah, I got to go, Max.
359
00:18:50,337 --> 00:18:52,798
The party's been grand, but
I got to go check on a guy.
360
00:18:52,881 --> 00:18:54,049
Nads, what the fuck?
361
00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:55,759
I'm sorry. It's important.
362
00:18:55,843 --> 00:18:57,177
What's important?
363
00:18:57,261 --> 00:19:00,639
Well, it's not gonna be
important to you, you know.
364
00:19:00,720 --> 00:19:02,459
I have a lot of interests and
365
00:19:02,460 --> 00:19:04,180
I find a lot of different
things important.
366
00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:06,839
Look, I think a guy who
gave me a haircut yesterday
367
00:19:06,840 --> 00:19:08,219
may have died tomorrow and I don't know
368
00:19:08,220 --> 00:19:10,120
how tomorrow deaths work
when it's yesterday again.
369
00:19:10,140 --> 00:19:13,110
I mean, is he in yesterday
or does he even exist?
370
00:19:13,193 --> 00:19:15,821
I just don't know how these deaths
work for other people, okay?
371
00:19:15,850 --> 00:19:17,739
And this is fundamental stuff, Maxine,
372
00:19:17,740 --> 00:19:19,740
so I really need to know, okay?
373
00:19:19,741 --> 00:19:21,869
- Sounds important.
- Bye.
374
00:19:23,954 --> 00:19:25,038
The fire escape.
375
00:19:26,290 --> 00:19:27,290
What a cunt.
376
00:19:28,667 --> 00:19:29,667
Horse!
377
00:19:33,463 --> 00:19:34,715
- Help.
- Hello.
378
00:19:35,299 --> 00:19:36,508
- Nadia?
- Hey.
379
00:19:36,592 --> 00:19:38,844
Good to hear your voice.
It's been a long time.
380
00:19:38,850 --> 00:19:39,887
- Yeah.
- Listen.
381
00:19:39,970 --> 00:19:42,139
Maxine invited me to your
party. Are you here?
382
00:19:42,222 --> 00:19:43,599
Uh, no. No, I'm not.
383
00:19:43,682 --> 00:19:46,059
Uh, I'm trying to find this
guy I met the other night.
384
00:19:46,140 --> 00:19:48,159
Oh. Wow, okay. Well, that's a...
385
00:19:48,160 --> 00:19:49,979
that's a good way to
make me feel special.
386
00:19:49,980 --> 00:19:52,232
All right, listen, you sick
fuck. It's not a sex thing.
387
00:19:52,316 --> 00:19:53,942
Actually, he's a homeless guy.
388
00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:57,029
Like a major... Basically owns Tompkins.
389
00:19:57,112 --> 00:19:59,114
It's not a sex thing. He's homeless.
390
00:19:59,239 --> 00:20:01,074
Well, at least your taste
in men has improved.
391
00:20:01,158 --> 00:20:04,161
Uh, it's not cool to make fun
of homeless people, John.
392
00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:06,119
I'm not making fun of homeless people.
393
00:20:06,120 --> 00:20:08,120
I'm at your party. You're not here.
394
00:20:08,749 --> 00:20:09,749
I want to see you.
395
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:11,251
Oh, shit.
396
00:20:12,294 --> 00:20:13,587
Oh! Found him.
397
00:20:13,670 --> 00:20:15,739
Or at least, uh, I found his stuff.
398
00:20:15,740 --> 00:20:17,713
But you know, that means
that he's around.
399
00:20:17,714 --> 00:20:20,539
I think I finally figured
out a little something
400
00:20:20,540 --> 00:20:22,303
about how this world works.
401
00:20:22,304 --> 00:20:24,223
Well, you should. You're 36 years old.
402
00:20:24,306 --> 00:20:28,810
Are you coming back here soon?
'Cause I would like to see you.
403
00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:31,813
Um, actually, I'm not coming back there.
404
00:20:32,397 --> 00:20:35,984
Uh, why don't you, um, go home
with someone else, all right?
405
00:20:36,060 --> 00:20:38,499
Go home with someone you actually like.
406
00:20:38,500 --> 00:20:39,695
What does that mean?
407
00:20:39,696 --> 00:20:42,032
Look. Do you see that
chick with the red shirt
408
00:20:42,115 --> 00:20:44,117
about to get into a fight
with her boyfriend?
409
00:20:44,201 --> 00:20:46,578
Uh... take it as an opportunity, okay?
410
00:20:46,662 --> 00:20:48,080
Just... get in there.
411
00:20:48,163 --> 00:20:51,041
No, I'm not interested in that.
Listen, get over here, okay?
412
00:20:51,124 --> 00:20:52,124
Johnny...
413
00:20:53,919 --> 00:20:54,962
Goodbye.
414
00:21:38,797 --> 00:21:39,881
I don't know.
415
00:21:51,977 --> 00:21:53,103
You need something?
416
00:21:53,186 --> 00:21:54,187
No.
417
00:21:55,731 --> 00:21:56,731
Do you need something?
418
00:21:57,649 --> 00:21:58,649
I'm okay.
419
00:22:09,750 --> 00:22:10,829
Who are you?
420
00:22:10,912 --> 00:22:14,166
I'm just a person that is
here guarding your shoes.
421
00:22:15,320 --> 00:22:17,059
Well, I don't know what
kind of weird scene
422
00:22:17,060 --> 00:22:19,039
you're involved in, but...
423
00:22:19,040 --> 00:22:21,039
if you're gonna sit there, don't
touch me while I'm sleeping,
424
00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:23,040
I've got reflexes.
425
00:22:24,593 --> 00:22:26,553
- Deadly.
- Okay, I'm not gonna touch you.
426
00:22:27,054 --> 00:22:30,891
Is it okay if I just, uh, sit here
and play my crossword puzzles?
427
00:22:30,974 --> 00:22:31,974
I don't care.
428
00:22:32,650 --> 00:22:33,727
Okay.
429
00:22:58,960 --> 00:22:59,960
Those aren't yours.
430
00:23:03,340 --> 00:23:04,340
Huh.
431
00:23:05,675 --> 00:23:06,675
Huh.
432
00:23:27,864 --> 00:23:29,074
I want to cut your hair.
433
00:23:33,170 --> 00:23:36,120
_
434
00:23:47,175 --> 00:23:48,176
All right, you win.
435
00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:51,721
Please stand clear of the closing door.
436
00:23:52,222 --> 00:23:53,223
Going up.
437
00:23:53,306 --> 00:23:54,933
Elevator up, huh?
438
00:23:55,550 --> 00:23:56,600
Okay.
439
00:24:16,538 --> 00:24:19,875
We are experiencing a
temporary power outage.
440
00:24:21,334 --> 00:24:23,211
Get your phone! Call 911!
441
00:24:23,295 --> 00:24:26,131
No, no, no, no, no, no,
no! Can't break us out.
442
00:24:26,214 --> 00:24:29,509
Quickly, lie down, everyone! Get
down, get down, get down, get down!
443
00:24:29,593 --> 00:24:32,471
Hey, man. Didn't you get
the news? We're about to die.
444
00:24:32,554 --> 00:24:34,848
It doesn't matter. I die all the time.
445
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:43,000
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