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[water running]
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[knock on door]
[knock on door]
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[continuous knocking]
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[knocking intensifies]
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[knocking continues]
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["Gotta Get Up" playing]
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[indistinct chatting]
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Hey, happy birthday.
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♪ Gotta get home
Before the morning comes ♪
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-[Nadia] Oh, hey.
-Hey, baby.
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♪ Gotta get home before the sun comes up ♪
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Hey, happy birthday.
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♪ Got a big day
Sorry, can't stay ♪
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[Nadia] Cool jacket.
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♪ Yeah, gotta get home
Pick up the phone ♪
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-[Nadia] Hi.
-Hey.
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♪ I'm gonna be late ♪
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[Nadia] Hi. How are you?
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♪ There was a time when we could dance
Until a quarter to ten... ♪
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Hey, birthday baby!
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It's laced with cocaine
like the Israelis do it.
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Oh.
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♪ Carry on and drink
And do the rock and roll ♪
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Are you having fun?
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Fun is for suckers, Max.
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Two minutes ago, I turned 36.
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Staring down the barrel
of my own mortality always beats fun.
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Don't be morbid. This is your party,
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and I'm making you
a fucking birthday chicken.
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-Thank you.
-You're welcome.
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Oh, my God, that bathroom, so killer.
That door...
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-Oh, yeah.
-Straight fire.
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I'm the artist and you're the factory.
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Lizzy, you made that door?
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-No, she made it.
-She built it.
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-Congrats. It's terrifying.
-[Lizzy] Thank you.
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You having fun, birthday buddy?
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Fun straddling.
Hey, you're a good person to ask this.
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Do, uh-- Do ladies have midlife crises?
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Why? 'Cause I'm dating a younger woman?
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-Younger?
-Dating?
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Fine, fucking a 22 year old.
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Does she know what 9/11 is?
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Does anyone?
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Aren't you a little young
for a mid-life crisis?
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[Nadia] I mean, I smoke what?
Two packs a day.
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I have the internal organs
of a man twice my age.
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If I make it to my low 70s,
I'll be shocked.
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My cat's gone.
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-Oatmeal, no.
-What do you mean, gone?
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Well, you know, not gone gone,
but he hasn't been back in three days.
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Usually if he wanders off,
he's back at my place or the deli
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within 48 hours max.
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Oh, he's dead.
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No. No, he's not dead.
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It's New York City.
You can't let a cat outside.
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-You can't.
-[Nadia] Fundamentally, he's a deli cat.
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He has survived more
than the three of us can imagine.
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Okay, maybe you should consider
making Oatmeal a strictly indoor cat...
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to be safe.
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Man, okay. You know what?
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I don't believe in dictating
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the boundaries
of a sentient being's existence.
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For you, it's safety.
For me and Oatmeal, it's a prison.
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However old you feel, Nad,
you definitely sound 22.
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Thank you.
It's my bad attitude that keeps me young.
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All right.
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Let's make some choices.
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[Mike] So when people say working class,
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what they really mean is people
who can't afford to go to college.
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So these people, they feel sidelined
by the American dream, right?
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So they resort to xenophobia
and the bigotry,
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which the right
stokes with pundit bullying,
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which is why we're in the situation
we're in now.
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It's people voting
against their own interests.
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-They don't know--
-You got kids?
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-What is that? Your pick-up line?
-[sighs] Well...
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Hasn't failed me yet.
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-[Nadia clears throat]
-Yeah, I've got a son.
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-I don't want to see a picture.
-It's not a picture, it's a text.
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Oh, from your wife?
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His mother and I split up last year.
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Huh.
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I have a cat.
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Your place is great.
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Oh, it's not my place. It's just my party.
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You know, this whole building
used to be a school for Jews.
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Right.
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[Nadia] Seriously.
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Yeshiva students used to study the Talmud
right where you're standing.
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What do you do?
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I'm a software engineer.
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You know, I freelance.
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Uh, I used to work for Rock n' Roll games.
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[man] No shit.
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I play Dark Justice all the time.
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Battleground Blackout too.
What's your handle?
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-I don't play.
-You don't play.
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Uh-uh.
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Jesus, you're wet.
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I know, right?
It's like, don't go chasing waterfalls.
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Lisa Left Eye Lopes was always
my favorite because she burned down...
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That guy's house.
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[siren wails in the distance]
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Hi, do you have a quarter?
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-Hi, do you have a quarter?
-No.
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You all right?
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I think I know that guy.
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Okay, here you go. Take it easy.
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[man] Worries me a bit.
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Let's get some provisions.
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I'm telling you, my sister,
you should go for her.
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She's fucking hot. She's fucking hot.
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-I text her a lot. She doesn't--
-This is great.
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[laughs] I feel like I'm choking you,
but I'm not.
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Okay, big boy. All right.
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All right. Yes. Yes.
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-See...
-That's lambskin.
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Now, that's a good call,
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'cause my little pussy lips
are allergic to latex.
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Well, good, then. Where's the guy?
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-[door chimes open]
-Wait for me in the back. It's okay.
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Hey, Farran, how's it going?
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Hey. Ah, it's been better.
Came to get smokes?
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You seen Oatmeal?
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Uh, not for a while.
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Um, I leave the Meow Mix back there,
but, uh, nothing.
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-What's up with your friend?
-He's having a rough night.
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[man 1] Dude, I'm telling you.
She's into you.
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[man 2] Okay, 'cause I just texted her.
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[man 1] I talk to my sister all the time,
and she thinks you're hot.
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[man 3] Just text her.
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Hey. Hey, legs.
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Where's Clockwork Bar?
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You want to take a left
at Disneyland, dipshit.
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Oh, come on. We're new
to the neighborhood. Where can we party?
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-Avenue D and 8th Street.
-All right. Thank you.
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[Nadia] Yeah. Yeah.
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Was that so hard?
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Fucking seriously, bro?
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-[man laughs] Okay.
-Jesus.
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Nice.
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[man laughs]
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Hey, muchos, bro.
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[register dings]
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[door chimes open]
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-[man 1] I think that guy's fucking her.
-[man 3] All right.
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Where did you send them?
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A hardware store that closed in 1996.
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[Mike] I don't know why anal play
is still so taboo for straight males.
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It's almost parodic at this point, but...
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It's like I tell my students...
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Hey, I don't want to hear about you
fucking your students. I don't like that.
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This whole thing's for your cat?
A tree at the top, cat's at the bottom.
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He's a climber, I guess.
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That's bold, assuming that my cat is male.
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I mean, I get it, right? I'm single
and I choose to foster a pet,
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so it must be a pathetic attempt
to fill the hole in my soul
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that would otherwise be filled by what?
A penis? No, thanks. I'm full up.
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So what do you want me to do?
Call you a sad cat lady
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so you could say you aren't one?
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Oh, come on.
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I mean, being a feline lover is not
and has never been sad.
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I mean, the one, in practical application,
just means the one I'm gonna die with.
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You know, to take care of me
when I'm infirm and shit.
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So, my move is gonna be to wait
till I'm in like my late 60s
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and then seal the deal.
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That is, of course, assuming
I don't die between then and now.
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Why didn't you talk like this
before we fucked?
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I didn't know you liked this type of shit.
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I thought you were a real sick fuck,
but I see you're pretty deep, actually.
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Why don't you come over here
and sit on my face right now?
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[Nadia] I would...
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-but...
-[phone chimes]
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I just called you an Uber.
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♪ The rain came down ♪
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♪ Down, down, down ♪
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[keyboard keys clacking]
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♪ And the rain came down ♪
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♪ Down, down, down, down, down ♪
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[Nadia] Hey, little one.
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Come here.
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-[man] Fuck!
-[woman 1] Oh, my God.
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-[woman 2] Holy shit.
-[woman 3] Are you okay?
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-[cat meows]
-[indistinct chatting]
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[knock on door]
[knock on door]
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[water running]
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[rapid knocking]
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[knocking continues]
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[rhythmic bass beat]
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["Gotta Get Up" playing]
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[knocking continues]
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♪ Gotta get up, gotta get out ♪
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♪ Gotta get home
Before the morning comes ♪
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♪ What if I'm late? Got a big date ♪
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♪ Gotta get home before the sun comes up ♪
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♪ Up and away, got a big day ♪
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♪ Sorry, can't stay
I gotta run, run, yeah ♪
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Sweet birthday baby! Having fun?
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♪ I gotta let it people know
I'm gonna be late ♪
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It's laced with cocaine
like the Israelis do it.
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Max.
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You're not having fun?
You hate your party?
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What was I just doing?
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What? What do you mean?
You were in the bathroom.
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-You mean before that?
-Do you ever think it's weird?
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You know, just, like, partying
in an old Yeshiva school?
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Why would it be weird?
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Because this was once,
you know, a... sacred place.
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[Maxine] It's New York.
Real estate is sacred.
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What's up with you?
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Oatmeal... is gone.
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Gone? No. He always comes back.
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♪ What if I'm late? Got a big date ♪
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♪ Gotta get home before the sun comes up ♪
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♪ Up and away, got a big day ♪
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♪ Sorry, can't stay
I gotta run, run, yeah ♪
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♪ Gotta get home, pick up the phone ♪
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♪ I gotta let the people know
I'm gonna be late ♪
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What's up with the baby?
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I don't know.
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But if nobody eats my chicken,
I'm gonna fucking kill myself.
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-Max, the bathroom looks straight killer.
-Oh, thank you.
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Is it vaginal enough?
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Okay, let it go. Let-- Let that go.
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It's a party.
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Come on. We're dancing.
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[Mike] It's like John Updike said,
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"Every marriage tends to consist
of an aristocrat and a peasant...
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of a teacher and a learner."
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Since my ex has tenure at--
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You got kids?
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[man] What is that, your pick-up line?
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A son. You have a son.
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Have we met before?
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I think I have amnesia.
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[man] But you just remembered something.
Amnesia means you forget stuff.
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You know, it's a myth
that fish have no memory.
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Some fish... they can remember months.
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And a channel catfish can remember
hearing a human announcing food
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up to five years after last hearing it.
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[dance music playing]
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Hey.
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-Didn't you used to have more fish?
-What?
246
00:12:15,422 --> 00:12:17,716
No. I have two, Ketchup and Mustard.
247
00:12:19,134 --> 00:12:20,385
Are they right-side up?
248
00:12:21,052 --> 00:12:22,471
No, they're alive.
249
00:12:22,554 --> 00:12:25,891
[Ruth coughs]
The fucking stairs almost killed me.
250
00:12:26,892 --> 00:12:29,728
Nothing in this world is easy...
251
00:12:29,811 --> 00:12:31,730
except pissing in a shower.
252
00:12:31,813 --> 00:12:34,983
-Hi, Ruth.
-Happy birthday, muffin.
253
00:12:35,066 --> 00:12:39,196
And, no, no, I am not late.
No, it's only 11... ish.
254
00:12:40,614 --> 00:12:42,157
I don't know what I'm doing.
255
00:12:44,785 --> 00:12:47,078
I was gonna go home and fuck this guy,
256
00:12:47,162 --> 00:12:50,290
but now I just feel so profoundly empty.
257
00:12:54,503 --> 00:12:56,338
Do you know when menopause starts?
258
00:12:57,130 --> 00:13:01,802
Uh, why don't we...
sit crooked and talk straight?
259
00:13:01,885 --> 00:13:03,345
[rock music playing]
260
00:13:04,137 --> 00:13:06,681
I don't know. I was having
the most intense déjà vu,
261
00:13:06,765 --> 00:13:10,268
like I've done this already, you know?
This night, this party.
262
00:13:10,352 --> 00:13:11,436
This conversation?
263
00:13:12,020 --> 00:13:15,899
No, this-- This feels... new.
264
00:13:15,982 --> 00:13:17,359
I think this is new.
265
00:13:17,859 --> 00:13:20,862
So that makes me think
that, uh, you know, maybe I'm okay.
266
00:13:21,530 --> 00:13:23,990
This was always gonna be
a tough birthday.
267
00:13:25,700 --> 00:13:28,912
Ruth, you know, you're a great shrink
and everything, but you're not my shrink.
268
00:13:28,995 --> 00:13:32,999
And not everything is about Mom.
269
00:13:33,083 --> 00:13:36,086
But I think she would've been proud
you made it to 36.
270
00:13:36,169 --> 00:13:39,923
Mmm. I don't know. I mean,
she was pretty competitive.
271
00:13:40,423 --> 00:13:43,510
Eh, ipso facto,
maybe she would've been pretty excited
272
00:13:43,593 --> 00:13:46,263
that I was actually finally older
than she ever was.
273
00:13:46,346 --> 00:13:48,098
There you have it. [laughs]
274
00:13:48,890 --> 00:13:51,476
Okay, I'm gonna make another chicken.
275
00:13:51,560 --> 00:13:53,395
Will you guys eat another chicken?
276
00:13:53,478 --> 00:13:55,438
Top ten idea. Top ten chicken.
277
00:13:55,522 --> 00:13:57,774
Maxine, what is this?
278
00:13:57,858 --> 00:13:59,067
Oh.
279
00:13:59,568 --> 00:14:03,071
I got this
at a Circuit City liquidation sale,
280
00:14:03,154 --> 00:14:05,031
but I put my own projections onto it.
281
00:14:05,115 --> 00:14:08,869
It's a little geeky, but...
I think you guys are gonna like it.
282
00:14:08,952 --> 00:14:09,911
Yeah?
283
00:14:09,995 --> 00:14:11,204
-[man] Yeah.
-Fine. Okay.
284
00:14:11,288 --> 00:14:13,748
Let's-- Let's get into it. Okay.
285
00:14:15,458 --> 00:14:17,085
This is a safe space.
286
00:14:17,836 --> 00:14:23,300
I'm looking for a communal experience
and not a solo performance.
287
00:14:23,383 --> 00:14:24,426
Lights, please.
288
00:14:25,510 --> 00:14:27,429
["Morning After" playing]
289
00:14:45,780 --> 00:14:46,615
[horn honks]
290
00:14:46,698 --> 00:14:47,532
[tired skid]
291
00:14:48,366 --> 00:14:53,455
♪ Here it comes, a cure for the night ♪
292
00:14:53,538 --> 00:14:58,084
♪ I've been waiting to let you inside ♪
293
00:14:58,168 --> 00:15:00,378
What the fuck? Oh, hey, Nad.
294
00:15:00,462 --> 00:15:02,005
I think I'm gonna throw up.
295
00:15:02,088 --> 00:15:04,007
-[Lizzy] Are you okay?
-[Nadia exhales]
296
00:15:05,258 --> 00:15:07,385
Lizzy, does this bathroom
seem weird to you?
297
00:15:07,886 --> 00:15:10,430
-You drink too much?
-[laughs] Me too.
298
00:15:10,513 --> 00:15:12,015
No. No, no, no, no, no.
299
00:15:12,557 --> 00:15:14,643
-Not more than usual.
-You smoke too much?
300
00:15:15,226 --> 00:15:19,230
Uh, I can't remember the last time I ate,
but then other things are so clear.
301
00:15:19,314 --> 00:15:21,524
Like they already happened
and I'm doing them again.
302
00:15:24,319 --> 00:15:25,195
I think I'm dead.
303
00:15:25,695 --> 00:15:27,113
We're all dead.
304
00:15:27,197 --> 00:15:29,074
Sees a Fellini film once.
305
00:15:29,157 --> 00:15:31,076
Hey, are you okay?
306
00:15:31,159 --> 00:15:33,912
John, yeah, we're all good.
Nad's just a little under the weather.
307
00:15:33,995 --> 00:15:36,706
No, no, no. I'm okay, I'm okay. It's okay.
308
00:15:36,790 --> 00:15:38,625
It's okay. I'm okay.
309
00:15:38,708 --> 00:15:39,793
Are you fucking kidding me?
310
00:15:39,876 --> 00:15:42,045
There are people hopping up and down
on one leg out here.
311
00:15:42,128 --> 00:15:44,005
Oh, well, she's the birthday girl
and he's her ex,
312
00:15:44,089 --> 00:15:46,091
so if I were you, I'd get a backup plan.
313
00:15:47,133 --> 00:15:50,679
You guys aren't out in 20 minutes,
I'll tell the line to wait longer.
314
00:15:50,762 --> 00:15:52,138
[Nadia] Okay, thanks, Lucy.
315
00:15:53,390 --> 00:15:55,016
[Nadia exhales]
316
00:15:55,558 --> 00:15:56,393
Hi.
317
00:15:56,977 --> 00:15:57,852
Hi.
318
00:15:58,979 --> 00:16:02,315
♪ All the troubles... ♪
319
00:16:02,399 --> 00:16:05,485
[Nadia] Honestly, I think I'd feel better
if you just told me,
320
00:16:05,568 --> 00:16:07,153
"You sound like a crazy bitch."
321
00:16:07,237 --> 00:16:09,239
No, I just want to understand. So...
322
00:16:09,739 --> 00:16:12,325
you think you were hit by a car
while you were chasing your cat,
323
00:16:12,409 --> 00:16:13,910
and now you're reliving your birthday?
324
00:16:13,994 --> 00:16:17,080
No, I don't think.
I'm telling you it actually happened.
325
00:16:17,163 --> 00:16:19,916
Okay, well, let's say
that you were actually hit by a car.
326
00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:23,461
Again, not hypothetical. Just a fact
is what I'm trying to tell you.
327
00:16:23,545 --> 00:16:26,715
So somebody
who was actually struck by a vehicle
328
00:16:26,798 --> 00:16:30,010
maybe would have marks or something.
But you, right now, look fantastic.
329
00:16:30,093 --> 00:16:31,428
In fact, you look beautiful.
330
00:16:31,511 --> 00:16:33,888
Thank you, but I feel like
we're talking about something else.
331
00:16:33,972 --> 00:16:35,682
I'm grateful that you're complimenting me.
332
00:16:35,765 --> 00:16:37,058
-I'm not--
-You're not hearing me.
333
00:16:37,142 --> 00:16:39,728
I'm just saying
it didn't seem like it affected you,
334
00:16:39,811 --> 00:16:41,813
whatever this thing that happened--
335
00:16:41,896 --> 00:16:45,692
Oh, I see. So now it's just
a metaphor for our relationship.
336
00:16:45,775 --> 00:16:47,861
[sighs] My point is, is that you're okay.
337
00:16:47,944 --> 00:16:50,613
Ah, yeah, I did smoke
one of Maxine's joints,
338
00:16:50,697 --> 00:16:53,700
and I think that, uh,
maybe it's just, yeah--
339
00:16:53,783 --> 00:16:56,494
Me and cocaine are like oil and vinegar.
340
00:16:56,578 --> 00:16:59,748
I just think
I'm not good at mixing substances.
341
00:17:01,041 --> 00:17:02,083
Or metaphors.
342
00:17:02,167 --> 00:17:03,084
[laughs]
343
00:17:03,168 --> 00:17:07,422
Did I not say like oil and vinegar?
Is that not a fucking simile?
344
00:17:09,424 --> 00:17:11,259
Okay, how are you?
345
00:17:11,968 --> 00:17:13,636
-You really want to know?
-I do.
346
00:17:14,137 --> 00:17:17,515
Well, my divorce is straight up harrowing
at this point,
347
00:17:17,599 --> 00:17:22,520
and... the last six months of my life
have been an onslaught of personal failure
348
00:17:22,604 --> 00:17:25,148
and, uh... other people's misery.
349
00:17:26,900 --> 00:17:28,026
In a fun way?
350
00:17:29,110 --> 00:17:29,944
Sorry.
351
00:17:31,362 --> 00:17:32,363
How is Lucy?
352
00:17:32,447 --> 00:17:33,782
She's gonna be fine.
353
00:17:34,282 --> 00:17:35,116
But...
354
00:17:37,619 --> 00:17:38,828
I miss you very much.
355
00:17:41,372 --> 00:17:44,959
Don't use your kid
to try to guilt me to get back together.
356
00:17:47,629 --> 00:17:49,464
Don't use my kid to ease your guilt.
357
00:17:52,926 --> 00:17:54,010
I lost my cat.
358
00:17:55,428 --> 00:17:57,305
What do you mean?
What happened to Oatmeal?
359
00:17:57,388 --> 00:17:59,933
Doesn't he go out down to the park
and to the deli,
360
00:18:00,016 --> 00:18:01,726
-like stuff like that?
-[Nadia exhales]
361
00:18:02,352 --> 00:18:03,436
It's been...
362
00:18:03,937 --> 00:18:05,396
three days.
363
00:18:07,440 --> 00:18:08,650
You want to go find him?
364
00:18:09,692 --> 00:18:11,194
-Really?
-Yeah.
365
00:18:12,654 --> 00:18:13,905
Remember littering?
366
00:18:13,988 --> 00:18:15,115
Remember Dinkins?
367
00:18:15,198 --> 00:18:16,032
[Nadia] Eh.
368
00:18:18,952 --> 00:18:20,245
I think I know this guy.
369
00:18:21,412 --> 00:18:22,413
Hey!
370
00:18:24,290 --> 00:18:25,542
Do I know you?
371
00:18:26,126 --> 00:18:27,168
What?
372
00:18:27,252 --> 00:18:29,295
Do we know each other?
373
00:18:29,379 --> 00:18:30,713
Fuck off!
374
00:18:31,297 --> 00:18:33,424
Sounds like you guys have a lot in common.
375
00:18:33,925 --> 00:18:35,385
-[cat meows]
-Oatmeal.
376
00:18:37,345 --> 00:18:38,847
[vehicle approaching]
377
00:18:38,930 --> 00:18:39,764
[John] Hey!
378
00:18:41,808 --> 00:18:43,518
What are you doing?
Did you not see that car?
379
00:18:43,601 --> 00:18:45,145
That was Oatmeal. Let's go.
380
00:18:45,228 --> 00:18:48,064
No, we're not going anywhere, okay?
I'm taking you home. You need sleep.
381
00:18:48,148 --> 00:18:49,774
You're not gonna help me look for Oatmeal?
382
00:18:49,858 --> 00:18:52,694
I thought Oatmeal was a line you were
using to get me to go home with you.
383
00:18:52,777 --> 00:18:54,112
Oh, you think I need a line.
384
00:18:54,195 --> 00:18:55,655
This is you we're talking about.
385
00:18:55,738 --> 00:18:58,783
I wouldn't have known it was your birthday
party if Maxine hadn't texted me.
386
00:18:58,867 --> 00:19:01,828
Do you know who gets mad about
not being invited to birthday parties?
387
00:19:01,911 --> 00:19:04,330
Little girls. Grow up.
388
00:19:04,914 --> 00:19:05,915
Jesus.
389
00:19:06,624 --> 00:19:07,458
[honking]
390
00:19:07,542 --> 00:19:08,918
Uh-oh, cars.
Fucking Christ.
391
00:19:11,129 --> 00:19:13,214
["Old Fashioned Gal" playing]
392
00:19:15,842 --> 00:19:20,471
♪ If you're going home one evening ♪
393
00:19:21,014 --> 00:19:22,515
♪ And you run into ♪
394
00:19:22,599 --> 00:19:23,474
Oatmeal.
Fuck.
395
00:19:26,978 --> 00:19:30,648
♪ Someone with whom you ♪
396
00:19:30,732 --> 00:19:34,235
♪ Used to rendezvous ♪
397
00:19:39,699 --> 00:19:44,787
♪ If the moonlight and the memories... ♪
398
00:19:44,871 --> 00:19:45,997
Oatmeal.
399
00:19:46,080 --> 00:19:47,165
[Oatmeal meows]
400
00:19:47,248 --> 00:19:48,458
♪ Carry you away ♪
401
00:19:48,541 --> 00:19:49,459
Oatmeal.
402
00:19:51,878 --> 00:19:53,546
Come here, my little fucking baby.
403
00:19:54,047 --> 00:19:55,340
My little maniac.
404
00:19:55,840 --> 00:19:57,300
Who's a little lost boy?
405
00:19:57,842 --> 00:20:00,303
Yeah, you're the fucking one.
406
00:20:00,970 --> 00:20:02,388
You're the one, baby.
407
00:20:03,556 --> 00:20:04,515
I love you.
408
00:20:06,643 --> 00:20:08,144
[Oatmeal purrs]
409
00:20:18,071 --> 00:20:19,197
Did we do it?
410
00:20:19,280 --> 00:20:20,240
[Oatmeal meows]
411
00:20:21,074 --> 00:20:23,910
Yeah, we fucking did it.
412
00:20:24,410 --> 00:20:25,995
[Oatmeal continues purring]
413
00:20:31,501 --> 00:20:32,627
[breathes heavily]
414
00:20:41,010 --> 00:20:41,970
Oatmeal?
415
00:20:42,720 --> 00:20:43,972
The fuck?
416
00:20:44,973 --> 00:20:46,391
[exhales] Fuck, fuck, fuck!
417
00:20:47,225 --> 00:20:48,059
[screams]
418
00:20:57,026 --> 00:20:58,528
[water running]
419
00:20:59,404 --> 00:21:01,322
[breathes heavily]
420
00:21:01,906 --> 00:21:03,074
Oatmeal.
421
00:21:03,157 --> 00:21:04,450
-[knocking on door]
-Fuck.
422
00:21:05,493 --> 00:21:06,703
["Gotta Get up" playing]
423
00:21:08,037 --> 00:21:09,038
♪ Gotta get up ♪
424
00:21:09,122 --> 00:21:11,082
Fuck. Excuse me.
425
00:21:11,165 --> 00:21:13,459
♪ Before the morning comes ♪
426
00:21:13,543 --> 00:21:15,420
Sweet birthday baby, having fun?
427
00:21:15,503 --> 00:21:18,214
The universe is trying to fuck with me,
428
00:21:18,298 --> 00:21:20,383
and I refuse to engage.
429
00:21:20,466 --> 00:21:23,720
Do you hear me? I won't do it!
430
00:21:23,803 --> 00:21:27,598
And I don't give a fuck
if you disappear my cat.
431
00:21:27,682 --> 00:21:30,810
Nadia, you're acting a little...
432
00:21:30,893 --> 00:21:32,186
What is in this?
433
00:21:32,270 --> 00:21:34,314
It's laced with cocaine,
just like the Israelis.
434
00:21:34,397 --> 00:21:37,400
No, man, no.
I've tried cocaine many times,
435
00:21:37,483 --> 00:21:39,861
and nothing has ever
fucked me up like this did.
436
00:21:39,944 --> 00:21:42,739
-Yeah, you haven't even smoked it yet.
-All right, Maxine.
437
00:21:43,239 --> 00:21:46,659
If there is a chance, I mean any chance,
438
00:21:46,743 --> 00:21:49,912
that there is something in here
other than cocaine,
439
00:21:50,413 --> 00:21:52,582
I really need you to just tell me.
440
00:21:52,665 --> 00:21:55,752
Come on, Nads. Stop acting
like such a victim. You're a cockroach.
441
00:21:55,835 --> 00:21:58,546
I am not a cockroach.
442
00:21:58,629 --> 00:22:01,049
Why would you call me a cockroach?
443
00:22:01,132 --> 00:22:02,925
What does that even fucking mean,
a cockroach?
444
00:22:03,009 --> 00:22:05,053
You can eat anything,
take anything, do anything.
445
00:22:05,136 --> 00:22:08,556
It's impossible to destroy you.
You'll never die.
446
00:22:08,639 --> 00:22:10,725
[laughs hysterically]
447
00:22:12,268 --> 00:22:15,480
I am dying constantly! Ouch!
448
00:22:16,773 --> 00:22:17,607
[sighs]
449
00:22:18,232 --> 00:22:23,112
Nads, if you're gonna act like this,
then maybe you should just leave, okay?
450
00:22:24,030 --> 00:22:26,866
♪ Down by the sea, she knew a sailor... ♪
451
00:22:26,949 --> 00:22:28,701
Don't bail on my party for you!
452
00:22:29,869 --> 00:22:33,539
Look, I'm at a work thing, so just
call me when you get back into town.
453
00:22:35,041 --> 00:22:37,418
I miss you, too. Okay, bye.
454
00:22:38,503 --> 00:22:39,962
-[Nadia] Ow!
-[Mike] Oh, whoa, whoa!
455
00:22:40,046 --> 00:22:41,297
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
456
00:22:42,090 --> 00:22:43,549
You almost took us both down.
457
00:22:45,009 --> 00:22:45,885
Thanks.
458
00:22:45,968 --> 00:22:47,053
Be careful.
459
00:22:49,180 --> 00:22:50,181
Fuck you.
460
00:22:55,978 --> 00:22:57,647
[sighs] Fuck.
461
00:23:05,863 --> 00:23:06,948
Be careful.
462
00:23:07,532 --> 00:23:08,741
["Shallow Tears" playing]
463
00:23:14,914 --> 00:23:16,290
♪ Like a storm ♪
464
00:23:17,667 --> 00:23:21,796
♪ Lightning striking black and white ♪
465
00:23:22,964 --> 00:23:24,674
♪ You were born ♪
466
00:23:25,842 --> 00:23:30,096
♪ Out of this darkness and light ♪
467
00:23:31,180 --> 00:23:33,015
♪ To this world ♪
468
00:23:34,058 --> 00:23:38,062
♪ With a thorn stuck in your side ♪
469
00:23:39,313 --> 00:23:40,857
♪ I'm a girl ♪
470
00:23:42,150 --> 00:23:43,359
♪ You're a boy ♪
471
00:23:43,443 --> 00:23:46,404
♪ We're left outside ♪
472
00:23:47,697 --> 00:23:50,116
♪ And will ♪
473
00:23:51,576 --> 00:23:53,453
♪ Will you meet ♪
474
00:23:54,370 --> 00:23:58,624
♪ Me by the river's edge ♪
475
00:23:59,667 --> 00:24:01,377
♪ As I lay ♪
476
00:24:02,462 --> 00:24:07,675
♪ Low down my head? ♪
477
00:24:07,758 --> 00:24:09,594
♪ Until they ♪
478
00:24:10,595 --> 00:24:15,391
♪ Hold to thy breast ♪
479
00:24:15,975 --> 00:24:17,435
♪ Just to be ♪