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["Piano Concerto No. 4 in G Major,
Op. 58: III. Rondo: Vivace" playing]
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["Gotta Get Up" overlapping]
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[knocking on door]
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♪ Gotta get up, gotta get out ♪
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[knocking on door continues]
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♪ What if I'm late? Got a big date ♪
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♪ Gotta get home before the sun comes up ♪
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♪ Up and away... ♪
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Hey!
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♪ Sorry, can't stay... ♪
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Glasses!
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-Hey!
-Hey.
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Smoking.
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♪ I gotta let the people know
I'm gonna be late... ♪
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Come on. [gasps]
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Fishes!
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Hey! [laughs]
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[man] What's up?
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Oh, my God, there's a jacket.
So cool, that jacket!
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-Hey.
-You all right? Hey!
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[man] I love you, baby.
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-[Nadia] You're so great.
-Hey, happy birthday.
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Hey!
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Yeah! Yeah!
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High five! Yeah, high five!
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[gasps] Hi! How are ya?
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Whoops! [laughs]
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Hey.
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Hi. Hi.
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[Maxine] Sweet birthday baby.
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Maxine. Come here.
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I fucking love you so much.
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Ooh, I love you, too. What's up with you?
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I got to split.
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♪ Gotta get home
Pick up the phone ♪
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What the fuck?
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-I got to go find Alan.
-Oh, Alan, of course.
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-Do you know Alan?
-No, I don't and I'm your best friend.
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I put together this party for you
and your friends,
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and you're just gonna leave?
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Co-dependently speaking,
I'd love to lie to you
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and tell you I'll be back in an hour,
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but I think our friendship
can handle me being honest with you.
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♪ Gotta get home
Pick up the phone ♪
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-♪ Gotta let the people know... ♪
-Don't leave.
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Huh.
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♪ Down by the sea
She knew a sailor who had been to war ♪
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[both laugh]
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♪ She never knew a sailor before ♪
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♪ She never even knew his name... ♪
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What the fuck is wrong with you?
What the fuck?
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[Maxine] Oh.
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Why did you do that to me?
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I don't know.
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I'll get you a shirt.
If you want, you can still go.
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Okay.
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♪ Gotta get up, gotta get out ♪
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♪ Gotta get home
Before the morning comes ♪
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♪ What if I'm late? Got a big date ♪
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♪ Gotta get home before the sun comes up ♪
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♪ Up and away, got a big day
Sorry, can't stay... ♪
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It's back.
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It's all back.
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♪ Gotta get home, pick up the phone ♪
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Please?
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Please, please, please, please, please?
Please? Please?
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Please, please, please, please?
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Yes!
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Yes!
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[exhales]
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I miss you, little buddy.
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We fucking cracked it.
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[chuckles]
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I want to give you extra to celebrate,
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but we know that would swell
your swim bladder and kill you, so...
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I gotta go find Nadia.
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[Maxine] What's wrong?
You hate that shirt? Too much pirate?
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It looks good.
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Max, I can't go down those fucking stairs.
I'm scared I could die.
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Don't be crazy.
You're fine. You can do it.
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Come on.
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Hey, Mike. Good to see you're back.
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-I'm on the phone.
-And you're still a dick.
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Nadia, take my hand.
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Take it.
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Take it.
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Let's go down together.
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-Oh, whoa, sorry.
-Sorry.
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Hi.
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I haven't noticed you before.
Are you always here?
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-[laughs] I think so.
-[Alan] Yeah.
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[both laugh nervously]
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All right, well, I'll see you around.
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See you around.
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[sighs]
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[beeping]
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[Nadia] Come on, man.
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Come on.
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Fucking open the fucking door.
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Fucking A, man.
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Hey! Hey, can you let me in?
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I'm Alan Zaveri's friend.
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No.
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Hey.
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This is a no smoking building.
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Fuck, how'd you move that quick?
What are you, a White Walker?
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Will you put this goddamn thing out?
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My wife smoked a lot,
and she died of cancer.
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-I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
-Put it out, please.
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Listen, listen, listen.
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Between you and me,
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I have recently encountered death
numerous times,
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and I come bearing some good news.
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Life is like a box of timelines.
You feel me?
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No.
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I don't understand what you mean.
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Suffice to say
that while yes, on this plane,
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your wife is dead and smoking kills,
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somewhere she is alive and well
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sipping a mai tai on a beach, uh...
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on horseback, smoking a cigarette,
maybe with Fabio.
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[laughs]
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No Fabio.
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God, you're making me jealous.
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He's a very attractive man, Fabio.
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You're still smoking.
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-You're not gonna let me in, are you?
-No.
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Don't be mad. You're very nice, though.
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Thank you.
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You're nice to look at too. Sorry.
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Not so bad yourself, Joe.
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[laughs]
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All right. Thanks for watching out
for the neighborhood.
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-You be careful, will you, please?
-Yeah, sure.
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[Nadia] Sorry for your loss.
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Stop smoking.
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["Migas 2000" playing]
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♪ Okay ♪
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-Oh, you look like you're on a mission.
-I am.
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-It's the best way to do a party.
-Hey, Lizzy.
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Go with purpose.
Triggers people's curiosity.
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-[Lizzy laughs]
-Have you seen Nadia?
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I haven't for a while.
She probably caught some tail and left.
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You know, she can do whatever she wants.
It's her birthday.
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Let's be honest. It's not it.
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She'll do whatever she wants
regardless of the day. [chuckles]
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Oh, Jordana, this is...
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I'm sorry. I didn't--
Uh, what's your name?
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It's-- It's fine. It's Alan.
-Alan. Hey.
-Hey.
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I love the name Alan.
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[giggles]
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They don't have
any cranberry seltzer here.
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-You want to go to the deli?
-Yeah.
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I'll go with you.
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Uh...
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You-- You know,
Nadia wanted me to tell you...
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she regrets telling you that you
shouldn't adopt those mastiff puppies.
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She said that?
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Yeah. She thinks
you would be a great mother.
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See? I told you.
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Oh, my God. [chuckles]
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Thank you. Thank you.
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Oh, God, I'm sorry I'm so emotional.
I have-- I have my period.
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[chuckles]
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I'm about to get mine. She's the alpha.
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I'm gonna go change my tampon.
Thank you for telling me that.
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Uh... yeah.
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Take this.
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It has good karma.
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[chuckles]
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Ah, fucking A. Oatmeal?
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Hey, man.
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Hey.
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Hey, Oatmeal.
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Horse.
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Yeah, Nadia. Oatmeal!
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Oh, you think this is your cat.
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This little fucking slut belongs
to no one, but yes, that's my cat.
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What's your deal?
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[Nadia] What is anyone's deal?
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Life is a fucking nightmare, right?
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Being a person is a fucking nightmare.
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And that is why I love
this little fucking guy.
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Come here.
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-He wants to go to you.
-Yeah, he does.
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-You choose her?
-That's right.
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[Horse] You choose her?
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-Hi, sweet one.
-I think he chooses you.
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My little baby boy, you're back.
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[Oatmeal meows]
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-I owe you one.
-You let me cut your hair?
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Well, I gotta go meet up
with my friend, but...
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some other time.
We got time. We finally got time.
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[Horse] I could really help you.
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I know what I'm doing.
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-Hey. Ferran, have you seen Nadia?
-[door chimes]
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You know Nadia?
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-Oh, no, no. No, it's not like that.
-[door chimes]
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I mean, well...
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Well, once, but, you know, it was--
it was casual.
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Don't worry. Okay, look.
I just need to ask her a question.
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Well, she'll be around
to check up on her cat.
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Oatmeal, right?
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Holy shit, man!
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This totally out of character.
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Yo, good for you, Alan.
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Ooh, should I call you James Bond?
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What? No. I'm not James Bond. I'm Alan.
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[man] Yo. Hey.
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Do you sell, um...
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uh, nitrous oxide?
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-Like full-on actual tanks?
-Do I look like a dentist?
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[laughs] Yeah, okay.
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-[laughing] You should look into it.
-[man 2] Come on.
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-You hear what I just said?
-[man 2] Yeah, yeah, we heard you.
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What's wrong with you?
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Brrr.
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-Shut up.
-You shut up.
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[man 1] Let's get
whipped cream or some shit.
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[man 2] You're out of control, dude.
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-[man] Fuck off.
-[man 2] You're out of control.
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Ow. Ow.
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-[man 1] Dude, I am so pumped for tonight.
-[man 2] Yeah, yeah.
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[man 3] Are we gonna call it
or are we gonna keep--
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[man 2] I mean, if we can't get this...
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-I can get us some blow.
-[man 3] I have a coke guy as well.
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-[man 1] You both have coke guys?
-[man 2] Yeah.
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-[man 3] Do you not have a coke guy?
-[man 1] I am a coke guy
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[door chimes]
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[whispers indistinctly]
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Look who I found.
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The wild one caught again.
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Feral motherfucker.
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Sweet as can be.
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Here. Come here.
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-How are you? I missed you.
-[door chimes]
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-[Nadia] Hey, Ferran.
-Nadia.
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Show us some of your best condoms.
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Alan.
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Alan, are you okay?
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Hey. So happy to see you.
I'm so glad you're alive. [chuckles]
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You know what?
Give me a little space, hippie.
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-Nice scarf.
-[Mike laughs]
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[both] Oh, fuck.
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[both] Oh, fuck.
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Nadia, you seriously don't remember me?
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I'm sorry, man. I think I just have
one of those faces, you know?
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No.
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No, no, no, Nadia, you do know me. We...
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We die, we come back,
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and now we're trying to figure out
how to make it stop.
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Oh, my God. All right, man, you're
starting to give me the heebie-jeebies.
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[Alan breathes shakily]
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00:11:02,849 --> 00:11:05,268
If you're not the Nadia who remembers me,
255
00:11:05,852 --> 00:11:07,229
you could die permanently.
256
00:11:08,021 --> 00:11:10,273
I need you to remember me.
I need you to.
257
00:11:10,357 --> 00:11:13,735
-Look, dude, dude, hold on, hold on.
-Man, I need you to back the fuck up.
258
00:11:13,819 --> 00:11:15,445
-Do you know this guy?
-No.
259
00:11:15,529 --> 00:11:17,989
-I know her better than you do, Mike.
-Do we know each other?
260
00:11:18,073 --> 00:11:20,200
-You're fucking my girlfriend.
-I didn't fuck her yet.
261
00:11:20,283 --> 00:11:22,411
-Well, I'm not your girlfriend.
-Not her.
262
00:11:22,494 --> 00:11:23,620
One of your grad students.
263
00:11:23,704 --> 00:11:24,705
Oh, Jenny?
264
00:11:25,330 --> 00:11:28,208
Oh, my God, you are
seriously a fucking dick.
265
00:11:28,291 --> 00:11:30,043
It's not a deal breaker for me.
266
00:11:30,127 --> 00:11:31,128
-Okay.
-All right, come on.
267
00:11:31,211 --> 00:11:33,714
-We didn't get the condoms.
-Also not a deal breaker.
268
00:11:34,631 --> 00:11:35,757
[Nadia] Eh.
269
00:11:35,841 --> 00:11:37,676
-Okay.
-Raw dog!
270
00:11:37,759 --> 00:11:38,969
[Mike laughs]
271
00:11:39,052 --> 00:11:39,886
[Nadia] This way.
272
00:11:40,887 --> 00:11:42,556
Oh, fuck me. Oh, God.
273
00:11:43,974 --> 00:11:45,809
Alan! Alan! Be careful, dude.
274
00:11:47,769 --> 00:11:49,104
What the hell?
275
00:11:50,939 --> 00:11:54,359
Alan, you're just drunk, all right?
Let's go get you sobered up.
276
00:11:54,943 --> 00:11:55,777
No.
277
00:11:56,653 --> 00:11:59,156
No, n-- nothing even matters anymore.
278
00:12:00,741 --> 00:12:03,744
My failure is a failure is a failure.
279
00:12:03,827 --> 00:12:07,038
Hey, look, man. I know you're wasted,
but I don't give a fuck.
280
00:12:07,122 --> 00:12:08,707
No, no, no, no. Beatrice!
281
00:12:08,790 --> 00:12:10,876
Man, fuck, fuck, fuck Beatrice, okay?
282
00:12:10,959 --> 00:12:12,961
-You're the person I care about.
-Don't touch me.
283
00:12:13,044 --> 00:12:14,880
-Don't!
-Hey. Hey, man.
284
00:12:14,963 --> 00:12:17,758
-I'm trying to save your life.
-[man] Hey, Little Red Riding Hood.
285
00:12:17,841 --> 00:12:19,760
Is this sad man messing with you?
286
00:12:19,843 --> 00:12:22,137
You know, like, take a left at Disneyland.
287
00:12:22,220 --> 00:12:23,263
Are you all right?
288
00:12:23,346 --> 00:12:25,599
-I just broke it, man.
-That's okay. We'll take care of it.
289
00:12:25,682 --> 00:12:26,767
-I'm sorry.
-Just-- Just...
290
00:12:26,850 --> 00:12:28,393
-[Nadia] Not you fucking guys.
-But I'll fix it.
291
00:12:28,477 --> 00:12:31,813
Are we gonna play this game all night
or are we leaving together?
292
00:12:31,897 --> 00:12:32,856
Ah...
293
00:12:33,356 --> 00:12:37,861
You are making me want to throw up,
Daffy Dick. Get the fuck out of here.
294
00:12:37,944 --> 00:12:40,906
-She says that like it's a problem.
-Okay, that's it. Everybody out.
295
00:12:40,989 --> 00:12:42,991
I gotta help my friend.
I'm sorry, you too, Nadia.
296
00:12:43,074 --> 00:12:45,952
No, no, no. I don't think you understand.
He's my friend too. I know him.
297
00:12:46,036 --> 00:12:47,746
-Look, you don't know him like I do.
-Alan.
298
00:12:47,829 --> 00:12:49,831
He's in a bad way. Inner circle only.
299
00:12:49,915 --> 00:12:51,541
Dude, I am inner circle.
300
00:12:51,625 --> 00:12:53,376
No, you're not. Come on.
Give me five minutes.
301
00:12:53,460 --> 00:12:55,462
-You're fucking up, man.
-I'm fucking up?
302
00:12:58,215 --> 00:12:59,758
Alan, come on, man.
303
00:13:07,182 --> 00:13:08,183
[door opens]
304
00:13:21,738 --> 00:13:23,615
Nadia, I know.
305
00:13:23,698 --> 00:13:25,826
I know. You're--
you're a skeptical person.
306
00:13:26,117 --> 00:13:28,328
I respect that, but you are
making decisions tonight
307
00:13:28,411 --> 00:13:30,455
that are putting your life in danger.
308
00:13:30,539 --> 00:13:32,999
-My God, this guy doesn't give up.
-[Mike] I know.
309
00:13:33,458 --> 00:13:35,544
Nadia, you're gonna get hit by a car
and die tonight.
310
00:13:35,919 --> 00:13:39,840
Oh, my God, I'm sorry. Is this some kind
of a creepy Dead Zone scenario?
311
00:13:39,923 --> 00:13:42,843
-You're actually harassing us, okay?
-[Nadia] Yes, you're harassing.
312
00:13:42,926 --> 00:13:44,386
He's fucking with you to fuck with me
313
00:13:44,469 --> 00:13:46,805
because I made his girlfriend
see God or something.
314
00:13:46,888 --> 00:13:48,682
-Let's go.
-Wait, you make people see God?
315
00:13:48,765 --> 00:13:50,517
-[Mike] Yeah.
-[Nadia] I'll take it.
316
00:13:50,892 --> 00:13:53,687
What I do with my time
is my business, my choice, baby.
317
00:13:53,770 --> 00:13:55,730
No, no, he is not a choice.
318
00:13:55,814 --> 00:13:57,983
He is the hole where the choice should be.
319
00:14:00,402 --> 00:14:02,487
You need to back the fuck off, all right?
320
00:14:02,571 --> 00:14:06,324
Ten feet or I'm not responsible
for what I might do.
321
00:14:08,159 --> 00:14:08,994
[Nadia] Yeah.
322
00:14:09,995 --> 00:14:11,705
-Yeah.
-I'm just trying to...
323
00:14:11,788 --> 00:14:14,332
consensually screw
this young lady in peace.
324
00:14:14,833 --> 00:14:18,837
Okay, looks like somebody's trying
to consensually screw
325
00:14:18,920 --> 00:14:21,089
this young lady in peace.
326
00:14:25,969 --> 00:14:27,554
No. No.
327
00:14:27,637 --> 00:14:30,265
Now do guys like blow jobs
or that's a rumor?
328
00:14:30,348 --> 00:14:31,808
Love 'em, love 'em, love 'em.
329
00:14:31,892 --> 00:14:33,143
-Oh, yeah?
-Big fans.
330
00:14:33,226 --> 00:14:34,728
I'll tell you what else too...
331
00:14:37,439 --> 00:14:38,607
[camera shutter clicks]
332
00:14:42,777 --> 00:14:43,778
[smooching]
333
00:14:43,862 --> 00:14:45,614
-[Mike] I fucking want you.
-[Nadia] Oh, okay.
334
00:14:45,697 --> 00:14:46,698
[Mike] Fucking right here.
335
00:14:46,781 --> 00:14:48,867
-I'll get at it right now.
-[Nadia laughs]
336
00:14:48,950 --> 00:14:51,912
-[cell phone vibrating]
-Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
337
00:14:56,625 --> 00:14:59,502
[scoffs] I'm just too busy. I can't.
338
00:15:19,940 --> 00:15:20,774
Hi.
339
00:15:20,857 --> 00:15:22,525
Hey, uh, I'm just gonna grab this two-top.
340
00:15:22,609 --> 00:15:24,319
I'm trying to keep an eye
on that gentleman.
341
00:15:24,402 --> 00:15:27,405
I'm worried he might kill himself,
but I got to keep it on the QT, cool?
342
00:15:27,989 --> 00:15:30,700
-What you having?
-Cup of coffee. Thanks.
343
00:15:33,453 --> 00:15:34,663
Hey, Alan.
344
00:15:35,413 --> 00:15:37,248
Hey, Alan, are you awake?
345
00:15:37,332 --> 00:15:38,541
-Mmm.
-[cell phone vibrates]
346
00:15:38,625 --> 00:15:39,459
Oh.
347
00:15:39,542 --> 00:15:41,670
Fuck, uh... I gotta take this.
It's my girlfriend.
348
00:15:41,753 --> 00:15:43,964
Just give me two minutes, all right?
You stay put.
Hey, just grabbing some food with Alan.
349
00:15:48,301 --> 00:15:50,136
-Yeah.
-[fork clatters]
350
00:16:01,481 --> 00:16:02,482
[spoon clatters]
351
00:16:19,249 --> 00:16:20,500
[spoon clatters]
352
00:16:29,843 --> 00:16:30,927
Oh, yeah, thanks.
353
00:16:34,180 --> 00:16:36,182
Fucking God damn it.
354
00:16:37,976 --> 00:16:39,269
[sighs]
355
00:16:41,479 --> 00:16:42,397
[door chimes]
356
00:16:42,480 --> 00:16:44,649
-Do you have Nadia's number?
-Yeah.
357
00:16:44,733 --> 00:16:46,735
-Can you call her for me?
-Why?
358
00:16:46,818 --> 00:16:49,487
-Tell her I found her cat.
-I can't lie about Oatmeal.
359
00:16:49,571 --> 00:16:51,364
Why don't you have her number?
I thought you knew her.
360
00:16:51,448 --> 00:16:54,409
I do know her. I know her better
than she knows herself right now.
361
00:16:56,077 --> 00:16:57,162
I do have her number.
362
00:16:58,455 --> 00:16:59,289
Oh.
Yeah.
363
00:17:11,426 --> 00:17:14,012
-[Mike breathing heavily]
-[jazz music playing]
364
00:17:30,111 --> 00:17:30,945
Ah...
365
00:17:31,529 --> 00:17:34,240
-We really skipped the condoms, huh?
-Yeah, we did.
366
00:17:34,824 --> 00:17:36,201
[Nadia] Don't worry about it.
367
00:17:37,202 --> 00:17:38,411
[cell phone vibrating]
368
00:17:44,084 --> 00:17:45,960
Hey. Did Oatmeal show up?
369
00:17:46,628 --> 00:17:49,214
No, but Alan's here
and he wanted me to tell you--
370
00:17:49,297 --> 00:17:51,382
Who? Dead Zone? Nice fucking guy.
371
00:17:51,466 --> 00:17:53,718
You tell
this Cronenberg-looking motherfucker
372
00:17:53,802 --> 00:17:55,261
that I don't like stalkers.
373
00:17:55,804 --> 00:17:56,721
Mostly.
374
00:17:56,805 --> 00:18:02,560
He said that you owe him $152,780.86.
375
00:18:05,396 --> 00:18:06,439
All right, uh...
376
00:18:07,232 --> 00:18:09,025
[sighs] I need cigarettes anyway.
377
00:18:09,776 --> 00:18:10,610
[sighs]
378
00:18:11,361 --> 00:18:12,654
[softly] What the fuck?
379
00:18:16,032 --> 00:18:16,991
She's on her way.
380
00:18:17,075 --> 00:18:17,909
Ah.
381
00:18:23,206 --> 00:18:24,290
[exhales]
382
00:18:25,500 --> 00:18:27,168
-Hey.
-[Mike] Want me to go with you?
383
00:18:27,252 --> 00:18:28,753
No, you lazy fuck.
384
00:18:28,837 --> 00:18:31,089
And you don't get points
for offering, either.
385
00:18:31,464 --> 00:18:34,008
Listen, don't touch my stuff
while I'm gone.
386
00:18:34,092 --> 00:18:35,552
-I'll know.
-[Mike] All right.
387
00:18:37,262 --> 00:18:39,347
Oh, Jesus. Fuck.
388
00:18:40,223 --> 00:18:43,268
-[breathing heavily]
-[messages chiming]
389
00:18:43,351 --> 00:18:44,936
That's a lot of messages.
390
00:18:53,987 --> 00:18:55,822
Hey, man, can you spare some change?
391
00:18:56,281 --> 00:18:57,198
Spare some change?
392
00:18:57,282 --> 00:18:59,284
-I can do better than that.
-Yeah?
393
00:19:04,914 --> 00:19:07,500
You're supposed
to get down on one knee, aren't you?
394
00:19:08,835 --> 00:19:10,003
[Alan laughs]
395
00:19:10,795 --> 00:19:12,672
Let's-- Let's-- Oh, uh...
396
00:19:12,755 --> 00:19:14,966
-[Alan laughs]
-[Horse] I thought you'd never ask.
397
00:19:15,049 --> 00:19:16,259
-Yes!
-Yeah?
398
00:19:16,342 --> 00:19:18,136
-Yes! Yes!
-Yes!
399
00:19:18,219 --> 00:19:19,429
A hundred times yes!
[both laugh]
400
00:19:20,805 --> 00:19:22,640
-[Horse] Whoo!
-[Alan laughs]
401
00:19:22,724 --> 00:19:24,142
-Let me see this.
-[Alan laughs]
402
00:19:24,225 --> 00:19:25,101
Wow.
403
00:19:25,810 --> 00:19:27,437
-Here. Come with me.
-Yeah?
404
00:19:27,812 --> 00:19:28,855
Uh, this way.
405
00:19:28,938 --> 00:19:29,772
[Alan laughs]
406
00:19:30,190 --> 00:19:32,066
[Horse] No funny business, okay?
407
00:19:32,150 --> 00:19:34,903
-[Alan] I'm a married man.
-[Horse] Yeah.
408
00:19:34,986 --> 00:19:36,654
We're, uh-- We're true.
409
00:19:41,784 --> 00:19:43,786
[woman] Hey, Horsey. [laughs]
410
00:19:44,370 --> 00:19:45,580
We got one.
411
00:19:48,333 --> 00:19:49,417
I bet you want a hit.
412
00:19:49,876 --> 00:19:50,752
Yeah.
413
00:19:52,837 --> 00:19:54,005
You gonna pay for that?
414
00:19:54,589 --> 00:19:56,090
Yeah, of course.
415
00:19:56,174 --> 00:19:57,217
Yeah, of course.
416
00:20:01,596 --> 00:20:03,097
[woman] What's in that wallet?
417
00:20:07,352 --> 00:20:09,729
You know what? Take-- Take it all.
418
00:20:10,605 --> 00:20:12,690
Take everything. I don't need any of it.
419
00:20:12,774 --> 00:20:15,318
I don't need any of it anymore. No. Here.
420
00:20:16,319 --> 00:20:18,112
Yeah. Take it.
421
00:20:18,488 --> 00:20:21,074
All right. All right, enough.
Let's get out of here.
422
00:20:21,324 --> 00:20:22,909
[Horse] Hey, haircut, is he with you?
423
00:20:22,992 --> 00:20:24,619
-Yeah, man.
-[woman] Fucking loser.
424
00:20:24,702 --> 00:20:27,914
-Okay, we're gonna keep his things.
-All right, good for you, man.
425
00:20:41,844 --> 00:20:42,971
[door chimes]
426
00:20:43,513 --> 00:20:44,347
Uh-huh.
427
00:20:44,430 --> 00:20:49,310
Okay, man, you have got exactly as long
as it takes me to buy these cigarettes
428
00:20:49,394 --> 00:20:51,187
to tell me what the hell is happening.
429
00:20:51,938 --> 00:20:53,356
You told me that time is relative.
430
00:20:53,439 --> 00:20:55,900
Actually, your buddy Einstein said that.
431
00:20:56,317 --> 00:21:00,405
Metaphysically speaking, you and I
are intrinsically and inexplicably linked.
432
00:21:00,488 --> 00:21:01,364
Mm-hmm.
433
00:21:01,447 --> 00:21:04,200
And I'm convinced our true purpose
is to to connect with each other,
434
00:21:04,284 --> 00:21:06,411
if not help save each other's lives.
435
00:21:07,078 --> 00:21:09,789
In another world, hopefully
you are doing the same for me.
436
00:21:10,331 --> 00:21:11,165
Time's up.
437
00:21:15,753 --> 00:21:16,796
I know where Oatmeal is.
438
00:21:18,172 --> 00:21:19,966
-Where?
-In the park.
439
00:21:21,634 --> 00:21:22,468
Hmm.
440
00:21:23,469 --> 00:21:24,679
Let's go get him.
441
00:21:28,057 --> 00:21:29,100
[door chimes]
442
00:21:34,522 --> 00:21:36,774
I mean, this is
a very particular challenge.
443
00:21:37,483 --> 00:21:38,651
What's wrong?
444
00:21:38,735 --> 00:21:40,737
Alan, I am worried about you
445
00:21:40,820 --> 00:21:42,697
and I'd like to keep you
from hurting yourself.
446
00:21:43,448 --> 00:21:45,491
Mmm-mmm. I feel terrific.
447
00:21:45,575 --> 00:21:48,119
All right, Alan,
I-- I know what you're up to, okay?
448
00:21:48,202 --> 00:21:49,704
And I'm sure that you do feel fantastic
449
00:21:49,787 --> 00:21:53,249
'cause that's how a lot of people feel
when they've decided to kill themselves.
450
00:21:53,333 --> 00:21:55,293
The emotional buoyancy,
giving things to strangers,
451
00:21:55,376 --> 00:21:57,253
proposing to gutter punks, et cetera.
452
00:21:57,670 --> 00:21:58,588
[Nadia sighs]
453
00:21:59,005 --> 00:22:01,924
I'm sorry. Can I lay down? Uh...
I just-- My heart's palpitating.
454
00:22:08,681 --> 00:22:10,683
Are you gonna put me to sleep?
455
00:22:12,810 --> 00:22:13,644
Mmm.
456
00:22:15,438 --> 00:22:17,523
Yes. Yes, I am.
457
00:22:17,982 --> 00:22:18,816
Oh.
458
00:22:20,651 --> 00:22:21,527
Mmm.
459
00:22:21,611 --> 00:22:23,196
Would you like to hear a story?
460
00:22:24,405 --> 00:22:25,323
Sure.
461
00:22:25,406 --> 00:22:26,616
Okay.
462
00:22:27,033 --> 00:22:28,201
There we go.
463
00:22:32,705 --> 00:22:33,748
[Alan groans]
464
00:22:33,831 --> 00:22:35,124
Did you ever hear the one
465
00:22:35,208 --> 00:22:39,712
about the broken man
and the lady with a death wish
466
00:22:39,796 --> 00:22:40,922
who got stuck in a loop?
467
00:22:41,589 --> 00:22:42,465
Tell me.
468
00:22:45,426 --> 00:22:46,719
Once upon a time...
469
00:22:47,136 --> 00:22:50,681
there was a very special boy named Alan.
470
00:22:51,766 --> 00:22:52,850
And one day...
471
00:22:53,768 --> 00:22:55,436
life got to be too much for him.
472
00:22:55,937 --> 00:22:59,315
So he decided to take a walk
off the side of the roof.
473
00:23:00,566 --> 00:23:01,859
But on his way down,
474
00:23:02,318 --> 00:23:03,694
a very tough lady,
475
00:23:04,278 --> 00:23:06,155
who looked like if Andrew Dice Clay
476
00:23:06,239 --> 00:23:08,658
and the little girl from Brave
made a baby,
477
00:23:08,741 --> 00:23:11,035
she caught him in her crazy hair...
478
00:23:11,661 --> 00:23:13,329
like it was a dolphins' net.
479
00:23:13,913 --> 00:23:15,540
I love Brave.
480
00:23:16,666 --> 00:23:17,667
And I love Dice...
481
00:23:18,209 --> 00:23:21,212
which I'm sure
will eventually become problematic.
482
00:23:22,880 --> 00:23:23,881
Anyway...
483
00:23:23,965 --> 00:23:27,677
uh, even though the girl caught him...
484
00:23:27,760 --> 00:23:31,305
well, now, you see,
she wasn't in such hot shape either.
485
00:23:32,849 --> 00:23:35,309
You see, life was too painful.
486
00:23:36,602 --> 00:23:38,604
Or they were too fragile.
487
00:23:39,856 --> 00:23:42,608
But either way you slice it,
they just couldn't hack it.
488
00:23:44,152 --> 00:23:45,570
And then one night...
489
00:23:46,487 --> 00:23:48,614
something miraculous happened.
490
00:23:50,283 --> 00:23:51,659
They made it through alive.
491
00:23:55,246 --> 00:23:57,540
Yeah, he's-- he's around here somewhere.
492
00:23:57,915 --> 00:23:58,749
Yeah.
493
00:23:59,375 --> 00:24:02,003
All right, man,
how'd you know about my college fund?
494
00:24:03,421 --> 00:24:04,672
-You told me.
-Mmm.
495
00:24:05,256 --> 00:24:07,467
Well, I never talk about shit from then,
so it seems weird
496
00:24:07,550 --> 00:24:09,969
that I would've told somebody
that I don't know that.
497
00:24:10,052 --> 00:24:11,679
I'm telling you we know each other.
498
00:24:11,762 --> 00:24:13,681
Okay, great,
what else do you know about me?
499
00:24:15,141 --> 00:24:16,100
It's your birthday.
500
00:24:18,936 --> 00:24:21,814
That's why it's weird
that you said I would die tonight.
501
00:24:22,148 --> 00:24:25,443
I've always been superstitious
about this particular birthday.
502
00:24:25,526 --> 00:24:26,444
'Cause of your mother.
503
00:24:33,701 --> 00:24:34,869
[Alan groans]
504
00:24:35,411 --> 00:24:37,121
Fuck. Nadia!
505
00:24:37,788 --> 00:24:39,832
Nadia, wait. Look, I'm-- I'm sorry.
506
00:24:39,916 --> 00:24:41,876
I'm not trying to freak you out
or anything.
507
00:24:41,959 --> 00:24:43,794
Oh, shit, look who it is.
508
00:24:43,878 --> 00:24:45,213
No, I know that guy.
509
00:24:45,796 --> 00:24:49,175
He's self-destructive
and he's fucking dangerous.
510
00:24:49,258 --> 00:24:51,427
He does not seem to like you, huh?
511
00:24:51,511 --> 00:24:55,640
Hey, he's mentally unstable. I'm serious.
Get away from him. The guy's crazy.
512
00:24:56,140 --> 00:24:57,433
-Okay, then.
-[vehicle approaching]
513
00:24:57,517 --> 00:24:59,060
-Whoa! Whoa! Hey! Wait!
-[horn honks]
514
00:24:59,143 --> 00:25:02,313
-[Nadia gasps]
-Jesus Christ.
515
00:25:04,440 --> 00:25:06,275
-Did you just save my life?
-Yeah.
516
00:25:06,359 --> 00:25:07,318
Why?
517
00:25:07,401 --> 00:25:08,736
I told you I know you.
518
00:25:12,907 --> 00:25:15,701
I can't handle this shit, man.
This is just too much for me.
519
00:25:15,785 --> 00:25:16,702
No.
520
00:25:17,787 --> 00:25:18,621
[sighs]
521
00:25:27,797 --> 00:25:29,382
[sirens wailing]
522
00:25:43,062 --> 00:25:44,063
No.
523
00:25:44,897 --> 00:25:45,773
[exhales]
524
00:25:56,576 --> 00:25:58,035
[breathing heavily]
525
00:26:03,666 --> 00:26:07,461
You damn dumb, dumb fucking cunt.
526
00:26:08,504 --> 00:26:09,338
Fuck.
527
00:26:10,673 --> 00:26:11,632
[exhales]
528
00:26:11,716 --> 00:26:13,217
[breathing heavily]
529
00:26:27,982 --> 00:26:29,275
Fuck.
530
00:26:36,449 --> 00:26:38,117
[cries softly]
531
00:26:44,165 --> 00:26:45,207
What's wrong?
532
00:26:47,835 --> 00:26:50,004
I am so fucking happy
that you did not jump.
You promise
if I don't jump, I'll be happy?
533
00:26:56,719 --> 00:26:57,803
I don't know, man.
534
00:26:58,512 --> 00:26:59,972
Absolutely not.
535
00:27:01,432 --> 00:27:05,269
But I can promise you
that you will not be alone.
536
00:27:09,065 --> 00:27:09,940
Okay.
What now?
537
00:27:14,070 --> 00:27:17,365
Now we get the fuck off of this roof
before you change your mind.
538
00:27:18,199 --> 00:27:20,826
["Alone Again Or" playing]
539
00:27:28,626 --> 00:27:30,544
I'm sorry. This is all about me.
540
00:27:30,628 --> 00:27:32,338
Uh, I was seeing this girl, right?
541
00:27:32,421 --> 00:27:36,133
And, uh, it's early days,
but it could be something, you know?
542
00:27:36,217 --> 00:27:38,552
And she told me she's got
this crazy boyfriend.
543
00:27:39,178 --> 00:27:43,891
And I took that to be hyperbolic, but I
never imagined that it would... you know?
544
00:27:43,974 --> 00:27:46,268
-What? What's the matter?
-Come on.
545
00:27:48,688 --> 00:27:49,897
[Mike] Hey.
546
00:27:49,980 --> 00:27:51,107
Whoa.
547
00:27:51,190 --> 00:27:52,566
Nadia, where are you going?
548
00:27:53,359 --> 00:27:54,193
Hey!
549
00:27:59,365 --> 00:28:02,451
It's wild how they don't hit you
when you look both ways, huh?
550
00:28:12,962 --> 00:28:15,548
[man laughs]
551
00:28:15,923 --> 00:28:17,758
[man] We shall commence!
552
00:28:17,842 --> 00:28:19,885
Yeah!
553
00:28:19,969 --> 00:28:20,803
♪ Yeah ♪
554
00:28:20,886 --> 00:28:21,721
[man] Follow me!
555
00:28:21,804 --> 00:28:23,431
♪ I heard a funny thing ♪
556
00:28:24,098 --> 00:28:25,933
♪ Somebody said to me ♪
557
00:28:26,016 --> 00:28:26,976
Yeah!
558
00:28:27,059 --> 00:28:29,937
♪ You know that I could be in love ♪
559
00:28:30,020 --> 00:28:32,732
♪ With almost everyone ♪
560
00:28:33,524 --> 00:28:38,946
♪ I think that people
Are the greatest fun ♪
561
00:28:40,072 --> 00:28:44,910
♪ And I will be alone again tonight
My dear ♪
562
00:28:44,994 --> 00:28:46,454
[excited chatter]
563
00:28:57,673 --> 00:28:58,591
♪ Yeah ♪
564
00:28:59,175 --> 00:29:01,260
♪ I said it's all right ♪
565
00:29:02,178 --> 00:29:03,596
♪ I won't forget ♪
566
00:29:04,847 --> 00:29:10,478
♪ All the times
I've waited patiently for you ♪
567
00:29:11,187 --> 00:29:13,105
♪ And you'll do ♪
568
00:29:13,481 --> 00:29:16,484
♪ Just what you choose to do ♪