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‎NETFLIX 影集

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‎靠，發了

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‎（阿斯托廣場站）

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‎這是開往佩勒姆灣公園站的6號線

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‎下一站77街，萊諾克斯山

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‎請勿阻擋車門關閉

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‎（77街）

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‎-我來幫妳開門
‎-既紳士又是醫生

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‎-妳語氣像我母親
‎-別太殷勤，伊底帕斯，我剛醒來

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‎這麼快又回來了？

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‎我病得很重

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‎再聊

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‎小兒麻痺！

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‎（萊諾克斯山醫院）

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‎露絲，妳哪裡撞壞了？

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‎沒什麼，小擦撞而已

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‎沒那麼嚴重

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‎誰叫妳要往澤西跑

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‎進去免費，但出來可得付出代價

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‎雖然頭上有傷，妳依舊豔光照人

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‎真是謝了

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‎沒什麼比那一瞬間的驚恐

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‎更令人振奮的了

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‎有如電光火石一般

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‎妳不說我還不知道

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‎我瞧瞧，要填些什麼？

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‎-年齡？
‎-29

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‎有懷孕的可能嗎？

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‎沒有

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‎我幫妳填“是”

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‎妳媽媽懷妳的時候
‎她整天只吃麥糊

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‎早、中、晚，照三餐吃

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‎看來沒有“精神病代理人”這一欄

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‎我們何不跳到…

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‎有了，家族癌症史

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‎族繁不及備載

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‎對，基因由不得妳挑

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‎不然我就是娜迪亞柯曼妮奇了

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‎好了，這裡是怎麼運作的？

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‎萊諾克斯山醫院今天就會替病人治療

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‎還是要我們《等待果陀》？

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‎不好意思

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‎嗨，妳好嗎？

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‎不知妳有沒有
‎我乾媽露絲伯納的內幕消息？

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‎妳跟大家一樣都要等

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‎拜託，我十天後就40歲了

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‎生日快樂

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‎-很好
‎-伯納？

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‎露絲伯納？

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‎妳瞧瞧，好事會發生在
‎那些迫不及待的人身上

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‎這邊請

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‎妳瞧瞧，皇室待遇，露絲
‎非常感謝

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‎不要，我不需要那個

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‎沒什麼，這只是標準程序

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‎我們會照顧妳的

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‎-我膝蓋痛死了
‎-過來，好了

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‎長生不老是青春的最大騙局

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‎-好好享受
‎-我？我從沒青春過

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‎拜託，在我眼裡妳永遠是屁孩

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‎我都快40了

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‎-有事聯絡我，我會來接妳，別擔心
‎-我會的

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‎謝了

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‎去他媽的

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‎我偷偷問妳一件事

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‎應該讓她繼續開車嗎？

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‎這裡不准抽菸

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‎我只是在嚼，沒看到嗎？我用嚼的

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‎快接，寶貝

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‎-尼莫
‎-嘿

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‎妳知道人類胚胎在發育過程中

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‎脖子也會鰓裂，和魚一樣？

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‎-是不是很可愛？
‎-是，可愛到爆

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‎我也有事要告訴妳

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‎任何吸收氧氣的器官都讓我想抽菸

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‎妳沒戒？

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‎是個進行式，麥克辛，現在進行式

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‎妳聽起來很緊張

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‎也許妳應該再開始抽菸

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‎妳他媽的別誘惑我犯錯，好嗎？

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‎我很清楚我的肺
‎皺得像兩片乾癟的尼克凱夫

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‎-露絲還好嗎？
‎-妳還問：“露絲還好嗎？”

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‎大家還好嗎？我怎麼知道
‎她很好，她不太好

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‎真他媽的沒完沒了
‎我已經照顧她四年了

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‎我受夠了醫生
‎我這症頭得去找個醫生看看

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‎妳應該去找我的薩滿
‎她治好我的腕隧道

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‎不，妳搞錯重點了，麥克辛

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‎沒有目擊者，妳懂我意思嗎？

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‎從一開始就沒有別人在

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‎-只有露絲
‎-妳做得很棒，尼莫

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‎妳瞭解我，我很少說謊

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‎太好了，妳每次一稱讚我
‎就等著天下大亂

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‎好吧，我們來討論妳的派對

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‎我想弄個苦艾酒吧、鵪鶉蛋…

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‎聽著，我只想安安靜靜
‎窩在家裡，好嗎？

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‎-和艾倫在一起，好嗎？
‎-艾倫？

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‎還真有道理

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‎我只當了妳25年的好姊妹

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‎我們落入同樣的命運軸線

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‎我們得繼續同步生活，不是妳的問題

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‎我越想越火大

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‎別生氣，我要進地鐵了

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‎我們15分鐘後見

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‎去我玻璃師傅那裡幫我拿淚壺好嗎？

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‎快聽不到了

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‎喂？娜迪亞？

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‎搭G線就會到，很簡單

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‎（77街）

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‎嘿！

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‎什麼？

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‎小馬？

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‎什麼事？

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‎諾拉？

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‎是我，你剪過頭髮

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‎妳在等車嗎？

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‎對，我在等車

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‎妳要站在那裡等一條長金屬管出現

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‎打開門

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‎然後妳準備…誰曉得，找位子坐下？

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‎對，我是準備那麼做

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‎-我要找個位子坐
‎-我也是

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‎-妳在等他媽的那班車嗎？
‎-什麼？

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‎對，你也去死！

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‎你真敢，老兄

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‎妳要我的位子嗎？

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‎老兄，我不準備上你

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‎很好，千萬不要

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‎（貓）

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‎《貓》？

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‎不合我品味

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‎這是6號快車
‎下一站，阿斯托廣場站

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‎《蘇菲亞的選擇》，有意思

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‎好喔，這是怎樣？1980年代快閃？

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‎好極了

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‎嘿，崔維斯畢寇
‎你覺得這是怎麼回事？

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‎零

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‎（美味滿點，熱量一點）

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‎“雙面約翰勒布提耶

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‎我們將他轉變…”

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‎19…

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‎82

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‎（五種避免遭搶的作法）

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‎你好嗎？好

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‎麥斯的堪薩斯城之類的，好喔

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‎很好，非常逼真

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‎非常逼真

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‎即將抵達阿斯托廣場站

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‎-阻止那個人！
‎-阻止他！

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‎天啊！搞什麼鬼？

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‎-幹
‎-嘿

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‎-妳還好嗎？
‎-什麼？你是誰？

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‎你怎麼戴著紅色貝雷帽？

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‎我是守護天使

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‎只要勇敢站出來
‎一個人也能有所改變

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‎妳還好嗎？需要送妳回家嗎？

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‎當然好，我真的需要回家

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‎來，出口在這邊

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‎-別急，慢慢走
‎-好

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‎好，妳沒問題的

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‎小心走

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‎就在那邊，往左轉

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‎-路上小心，好嗎？
‎-好

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‎好

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‎嘿，你相信人類有未來嗎？

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‎定義什麼是未來

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‎我們卯起來製造熱核武器

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‎我們是大地之母耶
‎卻連陰蒂在哪裡都不知道

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‎你得知道陰蒂在哪裡才行
‎那才是所謂的關鍵

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‎熱核武器的輻射會改變基因

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‎然後遺傳給未來的世代

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‎要是我們不想辦法就完蛋了！

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‎我們的孩子會完蛋
‎孩子的孩子也會完蛋

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‎幹，我手機跑哪兒去了？

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‎靠

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‎這是…

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‎“黑嚼球”

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‎切茲是什麼鬼？

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‎嘿，兄弟，就是你

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‎你知道這在哪裡嗎？

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‎-公園旁邊
‎-好，謝了

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‎謝了，祝你早日找到那個鬼陰蒂

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‎小心點

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‎什麼鬼迷幻場景

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‎這也太詭異了

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‎（黑嚼球）

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‎這是什麼？

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‎美國人的信仰核心始終是消費者主義

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‎現在夢想破滅了

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‎我們落得只剩物質崇拜

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‎為了金錢而追求金錢

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‎很好，你準備付酒錢了嗎？

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‎大哥，麻煩給我一杯波本

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‎波本？妹子，妳確定嗎？

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‎對，妹子
‎現在我確定的只剩這個了

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‎基本的時空概念突然離我遠去

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‎昨晚這地方一片混亂
‎因為無線網路斷了

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‎但現在這裡看起來

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‎顯然免費脫衣舞又回來了

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‎我的過去，你的未來

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‎不禁讓人想問

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‎是我陰魂不散，還是你陰魂不散？

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‎妳這個鬼看起來很自在

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‎如果宇宙決定搞你，就認了

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‎告訴你什麼是我沒預料到的

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‎就是6號線穿越蟲洞什麼的

205
00:12:08,270 --> 00:12:09,271
‎續杯，麻煩了

206
00:12:09,354 --> 00:12:10,731
‎妳是時空旅人

207
00:12:11,899 --> 00:12:13,942
‎我比較像是“時空囚人”

208
00:12:14,985 --> 00:12:16,528
‎未來的我會怎麼樣？

209
00:12:17,488 --> 00:12:19,281
‎我又不知道你是誰

210
00:12:21,450 --> 00:12:22,326
‎丹尼

211
00:12:24,369 --> 00:12:25,704
‎我的老天爺

212
00:12:26,413 --> 00:12:27,581
‎是“瘋狂艾迪”

213
00:12:28,207 --> 00:12:29,124
‎太離譜了

214
00:12:30,292 --> 00:12:33,796
‎真希望有更多女人
‎能像妳那樣欣賞我的正職

215
00:12:33,879 --> 00:12:35,631
‎這樣好了，我透露你的未來

216
00:12:35,714 --> 00:12:37,299
‎但你要請我一根菸

217
00:12:38,592 --> 00:12:41,595
‎-先知
‎-謝了，1982年的丹尼

218
00:12:41,678 --> 00:12:43,806
‎娜迪亞，我無意掃你的酒興

219
00:12:43,889 --> 00:12:46,391
‎但你老闆會因為非法吸金去坐牢

220
00:12:46,475 --> 00:12:48,393
‎你給我滾出去！

221
00:12:48,477 --> 00:12:49,311
‎幹

222
00:12:51,730 --> 00:12:52,648
‎王八蛋

223
00:12:57,236 --> 00:12:58,278
‎她來了

224
00:13:05,577 --> 00:13:06,537
‎我們走，寶貝

225
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:09,706
‎你好嗎？我對陌生人有個規矩

226
00:13:09,790 --> 00:13:14,086
‎要離我遠一點，距離150公尺

227
00:13:14,169 --> 00:13:16,839
‎然後我們永遠不會再見面

228
00:13:16,922 --> 00:13:18,048
‎-是嗎？
‎-是的

229
00:13:20,634 --> 00:13:22,261
‎這樣有150公尺嗎？

230
00:13:22,344 --> 00:13:24,054
‎小心點，那是我的耳朵

231
00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:25,556
‎-我知道
‎-嘿，切茲

232
00:13:26,056 --> 00:13:27,224
‎你他媽的欠我

233
00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:30,978
‎你一定是火柴盒上的那個切茲

234
00:13:31,061 --> 00:13:32,145
‎我們該走了，寶貝

235
00:13:32,729 --> 00:13:34,314
‎真的，我們該走了，快點

236
00:13:34,398 --> 00:13:35,566
‎-好吧
‎-真的，別鬧了

237
00:13:35,649 --> 00:13:37,192
‎-好
‎-來

238
00:13:37,276 --> 00:13:39,278
‎-來吧
‎-好啦

239
00:13:39,778 --> 00:13:41,029
‎給你請，丹尼

240
00:13:41,113 --> 00:13:42,614
‎-我們走
‎-好，娜迪亞

241
00:13:44,241 --> 00:13:47,494
‎我不想回那地方，氣氛不對

242
00:13:47,578 --> 00:13:51,248
‎真的，誰知道你去挖藥頭牆角
‎人家說變臉就變臉

243
00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:54,418
‎好，妳很緊張

244
00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:55,627
‎有我在

245
00:13:56,712 --> 00:13:58,589
‎來，任卿挑選

246
00:13:59,089 --> 00:14:01,049
‎白板或黑美人？

247
00:14:01,133 --> 00:14:02,759
‎我的老天爺

248
00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:06,388
‎黑美人，天啊！我以為只是傳說而已

249
00:14:09,683 --> 00:14:11,977
‎好，去它的

250
00:14:12,060 --> 00:14:14,313
‎看來今年普珥節提前了

251
00:14:16,398 --> 00:14:17,691
‎白板先留著

252
00:14:17,774 --> 00:14:19,067
‎這才像話

253
00:14:27,492 --> 00:14:29,161
‎現在我們是無名小卒

254
00:14:29,745 --> 00:14:32,205
‎妳在街上碰到那些混蛋雅痞

255
00:14:32,289 --> 00:14:34,625
‎他連看都不會看妳一眼

256
00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:39,463
‎因為我們不鳥他們
‎那種甜蜜家庭的生活方式

257
00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:42,174
‎-你把我當成誰了？
‎-好

258
00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:45,761
‎-好，鑰匙在妳手上？
‎-什麼鑰匙？

259
00:14:46,970 --> 00:14:49,765
‎-看妳口袋有沒有鑰匙？
‎-好

260
00:14:50,766 --> 00:14:53,310
‎妳他媽的在開玩笑嗎？我來幫妳找

261
00:14:54,102 --> 00:14:56,647
‎新遊戲，我幫妳找鑰匙

262
00:14:56,730 --> 00:14:57,689
‎-好
‎-很好

263
00:14:57,773 --> 00:14:58,941
‎-好
‎-很好

264
00:14:59,441 --> 00:15:00,776
‎-好
‎-好，搞定

265
00:15:01,276 --> 00:15:04,947
‎如果你所謂的“搞定”
‎是撩動我的小屄門

266
00:15:05,030 --> 00:15:06,281
‎任務成功

267
00:15:06,365 --> 00:15:07,366
‎我們走

268
00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:09,076
‎走吧

269
00:15:10,202 --> 00:15:12,537
‎“切薩雷卡列拉”

270
00:15:14,039 --> 00:15:14,998
‎凱撒萬歲

271
00:15:15,499 --> 00:15:17,292
‎嘿，快來

272
00:15:19,503 --> 00:15:20,629
‎好

273
00:15:34,142 --> 00:15:34,977
‎靠

274
00:16:08,677 --> 00:16:10,429
‎幹！快走！

275
00:16:11,013 --> 00:16:11,972
‎快走！

276
00:16:14,766 --> 00:16:16,309
‎他媽的快開門

277
00:16:16,393 --> 00:16:17,352
‎靠

278
00:16:18,687 --> 00:16:19,771
‎快走

279
00:16:19,855 --> 00:16:21,481
‎裝作沒事，很好

280
00:16:23,525 --> 00:16:25,444
‎我現在硬到不行，妳準備好了嗎？

281
00:16:25,527 --> 00:16:26,987
‎-嗯
‎-我要吃妳的鮑魚

282
00:16:27,070 --> 00:16:28,655
‎-好，我接受
‎-來

283
00:16:47,924 --> 00:16:50,552
‎我的…我的皮夾在哪裡？

284
00:16:51,595 --> 00:16:53,013
‎背景調查一下

285
00:16:53,096 --> 00:16:55,348
‎別放心上，我對所有男人都一樣

286
00:16:55,432 --> 00:16:56,516
‎天啊，我愛妳

287
00:17:00,145 --> 00:17:03,565
‎問題是他們不讓我們往上爬，寶貝

288
00:17:04,149 --> 00:17:04,983
‎休想

289
00:17:05,066 --> 00:17:08,612
‎這世界根本亂七八糟

290
00:17:09,279 --> 00:17:10,237
‎狗屁不通

291
00:17:10,738 --> 00:17:12,574
‎“低調點，別強出頭”

292
00:17:12,657 --> 00:17:13,867
‎你知道我怎麼說？

293
00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:15,702
‎我說去它的

294
00:17:17,245 --> 00:17:19,164
‎要掌控你的生活

295
00:17:19,915 --> 00:17:21,625
‎就是我們正在做的

296
00:17:26,420 --> 00:17:29,591
‎我們，妳和我

297
00:17:29,674 --> 00:17:32,302
‎正掌控一切

298
00:17:41,186 --> 00:17:42,437
‎我要去撒尿

299
00:17:42,938 --> 00:17:45,482
‎今晚我的膀胱一直漲到不行

300
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:49,319
‎一下子就好

301
00:17:50,278 --> 00:17:51,571
‎在哪裡？那邊？

302
00:17:53,323 --> 00:17:56,076
‎-對
‎-我找得到，我是指南針

303
00:17:56,159 --> 00:17:56,993
‎什麼？

304
00:17:58,411 --> 00:17:59,329
‎好的

305
00:18:05,085 --> 00:18:06,253
‎操他媽的

306
00:18:07,129 --> 00:18:07,963
‎好

307
00:18:08,922 --> 00:18:10,715
‎很好，非常好

308
00:18:13,093 --> 00:18:14,261
‎好的

309
00:18:15,178 --> 00:18:16,179
‎好了

310
00:18:24,187 --> 00:18:25,105
‎還不賴

311
00:18:28,316 --> 00:18:29,234
‎嘿

312
00:18:35,198 --> 00:18:36,950
‎真他媽的太離譜了

313
00:18:38,118 --> 00:18:38,994
‎好

314
00:19:04,394 --> 00:19:05,562
‎搞什麼？

315
00:19:21,453 --> 00:19:22,329
‎媽？

316
00:19:58,365 --> 00:19:59,741
‎等等…

317
00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:11,461
‎嘿，寶貝？

318
00:20:13,338 --> 00:20:14,422
‎樂諾拉？

319
00:20:43,952 --> 00:20:44,995
‎嗨，諾拉

320
00:20:47,247 --> 00:20:49,040
‎嘿，你好嗎？

321
00:20:49,124 --> 00:20:49,958
‎諾拉

322
00:20:52,919 --> 00:20:54,337
‎好…抱歉，老兄

323
00:20:55,380 --> 00:20:57,590
‎地鐵乘車幣和飲食失調

324
00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:08,476
‎（阿斯托廣場）

325
00:21:25,410 --> 00:21:27,120
‎這裡是2022年嗎？

326
00:21:30,373 --> 00:21:32,208
‎請勿阻擋車門關閉

327
00:22:01,905 --> 00:22:02,739
‎千禧世代

328
00:22:09,079 --> 00:22:10,747
‎艾倫，開門

329
00:22:12,248 --> 00:22:13,083
‎幹

330
00:22:16,419 --> 00:22:19,464
‎要我說幾次？鑰匙只能應急用

331
00:22:19,547 --> 00:22:22,509
‎妳不能人在附近，想上廁所就過來

332
00:22:22,592 --> 00:22:24,552
‎你聽聽這算不算緊急？

333
00:22:25,053 --> 00:22:28,264
‎宇宙終於找到比死亡更糟的手法

334
00:22:28,765 --> 00:22:31,059
‎-變成我母親
‎-什麼？

335
00:22:31,142 --> 00:22:32,060
‎酷喔

336
00:22:32,143 --> 00:22:34,813
‎看來只發生在我身上

337
00:22:35,980 --> 00:22:36,815
‎太好了

338
00:22:37,774 --> 00:22:38,608
‎我…

339
00:22:39,818 --> 00:22:42,654
‎我不知道該說什麼
‎但我不搭6號線去我媽家了

340
00:22:43,279 --> 00:22:47,742
‎聽著，我的意思是
‎也許我們還有未完成的事

341
00:22:47,826 --> 00:22:50,328
‎妳這三年的生日
‎我們都處於一級警戒狀態

342
00:22:50,412 --> 00:22:51,704
‎以防我們又死掉

343
00:22:51,788 --> 00:22:54,457
‎我站在這裡看著我們倆
‎我們都活得好好的

344
00:22:54,541 --> 00:22:57,669
‎你捫心自問，你快樂嗎？

345
00:22:57,752 --> 00:23:01,297
‎我還可以，我猜人生原本就是這樣

346
00:23:01,381 --> 00:23:02,507
‎但真是如此嗎？

347
00:23:03,383 --> 00:23:04,717
‎你相信我，對吧？

348
00:23:04,801 --> 00:23:07,345
‎我當然相信

349
00:23:07,929 --> 00:23:09,848
‎證據，我有證據

350
00:23:09,931 --> 00:23:12,267
‎你看了就知道我去過1980年代

351
00:23:12,350 --> 00:23:16,062
‎因為有個怪胎
‎給了我一張核武大戰傳單

352
00:23:16,604 --> 00:23:20,233
‎那個發傳單的人真的很信核武大戰

353
00:23:21,192 --> 00:23:22,444
‎搞什麼？

354
00:23:22,527 --> 00:23:23,820
‎妳之後再給我看

355
00:23:23,903 --> 00:23:26,531
‎我要趕著去
‎和我媽安排的相親對象見面

356
00:23:26,614 --> 00:23:28,533
‎我現在是一週一約會

357
00:23:29,451 --> 00:23:32,120
‎遲到會給人留下壞印象

358
00:23:32,203 --> 00:23:34,622
‎這樣不帥

359
00:23:35,165 --> 00:23:39,002
‎老實說，我沒想到你會這樣敷衍我

360
00:23:39,085 --> 00:23:41,629
‎靠，我要去看看露絲

361
00:23:41,713 --> 00:23:44,757
‎另一個女生呢？就是那個有…

362
00:23:44,841 --> 00:23:46,301
‎-狗？
‎-牙齒，就是那個…

363
00:23:46,384 --> 00:23:47,469
‎牙齒很長那個

364
00:23:47,552 --> 00:23:49,262
‎對，那是三個月前的事

365
00:23:49,345 --> 00:23:52,015
‎真的嗎？好可惜，我喜歡她

366
00:23:52,098 --> 00:23:53,308
‎露絲怎麼了？

367
00:23:53,391 --> 00:23:55,602
‎她又回萊諾克斯山了，沒完沒了

368
00:23:55,685 --> 00:23:58,688
‎小擦撞車禍
‎怎麼不乾脆吊銷她的駕照？

369
00:23:58,771 --> 00:23:59,981
‎幫我跟她問好

370
00:24:00,064 --> 00:24:02,484
‎現在去探病不會太晚嗎？

371
00:24:02,567 --> 00:24:03,735
‎她是紐約人，艾倫

372
00:24:03,818 --> 00:24:07,572
‎況且只有她才知道
‎我媽和那個切茲的事

373
00:24:07,655 --> 00:24:08,740
‎等等，切茲是誰？

374
00:24:08,823 --> 00:24:10,575
‎有點像保羅史奈德的傢伙

375
00:24:10,658 --> 00:24:14,204
‎我不指望你聽得懂
‎畢竟是《兔女郎謀殺案》的內行哏

376
00:24:14,287 --> 00:24:17,332
‎我先聲明，那毒蟲不是我老爸

377
00:24:17,415 --> 00:24:20,502
‎我知道我父親是誰，他主要是酗酒

378
00:24:20,585 --> 00:24:23,505
‎娜迪亞，我需要擔心妳嗎？

379
00:24:23,588 --> 00:24:26,049
‎你剛好說出我的心聲

380
00:24:26,132 --> 00:24:29,219
‎你很有愛也值得被愛

381
00:24:30,512 --> 00:24:33,139
‎等你上了你媽再聯絡我，你這戀母狂

382
00:24:44,817 --> 00:24:45,818
‎嗨，露絲

383
00:24:48,154 --> 00:24:51,324
‎我閨密剛生寶寶

384
00:24:51,407 --> 00:24:54,786
‎她已經準備去私立幼兒園面試

385
00:24:54,869 --> 00:24:57,080
‎這裡真的很競爭

386
00:24:57,163 --> 00:25:01,209
‎我也不知道，我朋友都說很棒…

387
00:25:01,292 --> 00:25:02,877
‎-我問妳一件事
‎-什麼事？

388
00:25:02,961 --> 00:25:04,879
‎妳還記得我媽以前的男朋友

389
00:25:04,963 --> 00:25:07,257
‎一個叫切薩雷卡列拉的？

390
00:25:08,258 --> 00:25:11,010
‎妳媽真的不會挑男人

391
00:25:11,094 --> 00:25:14,889
‎天啊，她對騙徒渣男毫無抵抗力

392
00:25:14,973 --> 00:25:17,267
‎好棒，有人來陪妳了

393
00:25:17,350 --> 00:25:21,271
‎她是娜迪亞，我乾女兒

394
00:25:21,354 --> 00:25:23,815
‎有人照顧妳真好

395
00:25:23,898 --> 00:25:25,149
‎親愛的，手臂給我好嗎？

396
00:25:25,775 --> 00:25:28,403
‎那個切薩雷？

397
00:25:28,486 --> 00:25:33,866
‎對，當年妳媽把家產弄丟
‎那時就是跟他在一起

398
00:25:33,950 --> 00:25:34,951
‎什麼？那些黃金？

399
00:25:35,034 --> 00:25:36,286
‎那個克魯格金幣？

400
00:25:36,369 --> 00:25:39,747
‎那傢伙？百分之百的混蛋

401
00:25:49,132 --> 00:25:50,717
‎（77街，萊諾克斯山醫院）

402
00:26:42,477 --> 00:26:44,562
‎（阿斯托廣場）

403
00:27:40,910 --> 00:27:42,245
‎有了，賤人

404
00:27:43,788 --> 00:27:44,789
‎嘿

405
00:27:45,540 --> 00:27:46,457
‎妳跑哪兒去了？

406
00:27:48,209 --> 00:27:49,419
‎去買菸

407
00:27:51,003 --> 00:27:52,588
‎妳是孕婦失憶嗎？

408
00:27:52,672 --> 00:27:54,132
‎你瞧瞧

409
00:27:54,215 --> 00:27:57,135
‎是班海超淡薄荷100

410
00:27:57,635 --> 00:27:59,470
‎-噁心死了
‎-對

411
00:28:00,430 --> 00:28:01,764
‎妳買了一整盒

412
00:28:02,348 --> 00:28:03,182
‎太好了

413
00:28:04,183 --> 00:28:05,560
‎我們搜刮的是誰家？

414
00:28:06,269 --> 00:28:07,186
‎什麼？

415
00:28:07,270 --> 00:28:08,312
‎是薇拉嗎？

416
00:28:08,813 --> 00:28:12,567
‎你是不是偷了我外婆的克魯格金幣？

417
00:28:13,151 --> 00:28:14,318
‎妳外婆？

418
00:28:15,194 --> 00:28:17,280
‎寶貝，妳冷靜點…

419
00:28:17,989 --> 00:28:19,741
‎我什麼也沒做

420
00:28:19,824 --> 00:28:20,658
‎是我們

421
00:28:20,742 --> 00:28:22,160
‎是我們一起幹的

422
00:28:23,703 --> 00:28:24,620
‎天啊

423
00:28:25,496 --> 00:28:27,957
‎寶貝，妳真的沒事嗎？

424
00:28:28,791 --> 00:28:30,334
‎妳是不是後悔了？

425
00:28:33,629 --> 00:28:34,505
‎沒有

426
00:28:36,632 --> 00:28:38,676
‎我完全投入，真的

427
00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:40,762
‎-妳確定？
‎-確定

428
00:28:41,262 --> 00:28:42,472
‎-嘿
‎-好吧

429
00:28:43,055 --> 00:28:43,931
‎嘿

430
00:28:45,516 --> 00:28:49,103
‎我一直在等妳
‎別再這樣突然跑掉，好嗎？

431
00:28:50,354 --> 00:28:51,606
‎妳害我擔心了

432
00:28:52,815 --> 00:28:54,192
‎妳現在不是一個人了

433
00:29:03,034 --> 00:29:04,577
‎這下面是怎麼回事？

434
00:29:05,328 --> 00:29:07,663
‎獵豹探頭出來玩，懂嗎？

435
00:29:07,747 --> 00:29:09,248
‎你瞧瞧，是東尼虎

436
00:29:09,332 --> 00:29:11,793
‎對，是老虎，東尼靜候差遣

437
00:29:11,876 --> 00:29:15,004
‎-好
‎-妳把我丟著跑出去

438
00:29:15,087 --> 00:29:17,381
‎東尼很傷心，牠有點…

439
00:29:18,049 --> 00:29:20,259
‎天啊，對了

440
00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:21,928
‎好

441
00:29:22,470 --> 00:29:23,346
‎我的天啊

442
00:29:23,429 --> 00:29:26,015
‎不，妳要去哪裡？

443
00:29:26,098 --> 00:29:28,017
‎-妳在做什麼？
‎-我要去撒尿

444
00:29:28,100 --> 00:29:31,437
‎我有孕婦大腦、孕婦膀胱

445
00:29:32,063 --> 00:29:33,731
‎懷孕就是屎尿多

446
00:29:45,493 --> 00:29:46,369
‎幹

447
00:29:52,250 --> 00:29:53,459
‎就在那裡

448
00:29:55,294 --> 00:29:56,587
‎只要拿回來就好

449
00:29:58,089 --> 00:30:00,007
‎就在妳面前

450
00:30:11,269 --> 00:30:12,186
‎切茲？

451
00:30:14,021 --> 00:30:14,856
‎切茲！

452
00:30:16,065 --> 00:30:17,984
‎不，操他媽的！

453
00:30:21,404 --> 00:30:22,238
‎切茲！

454
00:30:23,197 --> 00:30:24,323
‎靠

455
00:30:28,786 --> 00:30:29,745
‎幹

456
00:30:38,254 --> 00:30:40,423
‎王八蛋，別跑！

457
00:30:41,299 --> 00:30:42,133
‎切茲！

458
00:30:42,884 --> 00:30:43,759
‎切茲！

459
00:30:49,557 --> 00:30:50,474
‎幹！

460
00:30:53,227 --> 00:30:54,061
‎幹！

461
00:30:55,646 --> 00:30:56,480
‎切茲！

462
00:31:04,405 --> 00:31:05,281
‎切茲！

463
00:31:08,159 --> 00:31:09,619
‎你搞了我媽！

464
00:32:04,298 --> 00:32:07,218
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