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Holy shit.
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Oh!
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This is a
Pelham Bay Park bound 6 train.
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Next stop, 77th Street, Lenox Hill.
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Stand clear of the closing doors.
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-Let me get this for you.
-Ah, a gentleman and a doctor.
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You sound like my mother.
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Yeah. Easy on the Oedipus. I just woke up.
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You back so soon?
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I'm a very sick person.
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Later.
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Polio!
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Hey, what's the damage, Ruthie?
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It's nothing. Just a fender bender.
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It's not as bad as it looks.
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Oh, hey, that's what you get
for going to Jersey.
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I mean, it's free to get in,
but you gotta pay to get out.
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Head wound aside,
you're looking pretty sharp.
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Gee, thanks.
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There's nothing as invigorating
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as that split second of terror
that it's really all over.
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Ah. Boy, do I know.
Let's see. What do we got?
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-Uh, age?
-Twenty-nine.
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Mm-hmm.
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-And, uh, any chance you're pregnant?
-Oh! No.
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I'll put that down as a yes.
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When your mother was pregnant with you,
she ate nothing but Cream of Wheat.
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Breakfast, lunch, dinner, Cream of Wheat.
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Well, looks like there's now
a "mental illness by proxy" section, so…
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…why don't we hop, skip along to,
hey, family history of cancer?
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Oh, too much to list.
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Yeah. Well, you don't get
to choose your genetics.
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Otherwise, I would've been
Nadia Comăneci, right?
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All right, what is
the game plan around here?
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I mean, is Lenox Hill actually
treating patients today,
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or are we just putting on a Beckett play?
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Eh, hello, hello.
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Hi. How you doing?
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Wonder if you have any intel
on my godmother, Ruth Brenner?
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You have to wait like everybody else.
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Come on, I'm gonna be 40 in ten days.
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Happy birthday.
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-Great.
-Brenner?
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Ruth Brenner?
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Ah! Look at that.
Good things come to those who can't wait.
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Uh, right this way, please.
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Uh, look at this.
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A royal treatment, Ruthie.
Thank you so much.
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Oh no. Don't need that.
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Oh, none of that.
This is just standard protocol.
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We've got you covered.
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-My fucking knees.
-Okay, there you go. All right.
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Immortality is
the great delusion of youth. Oh!
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-Enjoy it.
-Me? I've never been young.
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Oh please. You'll always be a baby to me.
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Almost 40. All right, call me.
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-I'll pick you up, the whole routine.
-I will.
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Thank you.
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Fucking Christ.
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Hey, between you and me,
I mean, should she still be driving?
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There's no smoking in here.
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Uh…
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I'm chewing. See? Chewing.
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-Come on, baby.
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Nemo.
-Hey.
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Did you know that human embryos
go through a stage
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where they have slits
in their necks like fish?
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Isn't that adorbs?
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Yes, totally fucking adorable.
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Let me tell you something, okay?
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Any organ that takes in oxygen
just makes me wanna smoke.
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You didn't quit?
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Well, it's a process, Maxine.
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A process.
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Well, you sound stressed.
Maybe you should start up again.
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Don't fucking mind game me, all right?
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I am keenly aware
that my lungs are essentially
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two shriveled up Nick Caves.
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Hmm. How's Ruth?
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I mean, "How's Ruth?"
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How's anyone? I don't know.
She's okay, she's not okay.
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I mean, it just never fucking ends.
I've been caretaking for four years.
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I'm so sick of doctors
I gotta see a doctor about it.
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You should see my shaman.
She totally cured my carpal tunnel.
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No, you're missing the point, Maxine.
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There's, uh, no witnesses,
you know what I mean?
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There's nobody.
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There's nobody who's been there
since the beginning. It's only Ruth.
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You're doing great, Nemo.
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And you know me, I barely lie.
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Oh great.
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Every time you compliment me,
a cockroach gets its wings.
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Okay, let's talk about your party.
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I'm thinking absinthe bar, quail eggs--
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Listen, I think I'm just gonna
fucking quiet night inzy, all right?
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Spend a little time with Alan, all right?
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Alan? Alan?
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That makes sense.
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I've only been your best friend
for 25 years.
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We ended up in the same timeline.
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Gotta make sure we keep it that way.
Nothing personal.
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I'm obviously taking this very personally.
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Take it easy. I'm headed into the subway.
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I'll see you in, like,
15 minutes, all right?
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Oh, can you grab my lacrimatory
from my glass guy?
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Uh-oh! Uh-oh! Losing you.
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Hello? Nadia?
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It's just off the G train.
It's really easy.
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Hey!
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What?
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Horse?
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What's up?
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Nora?
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It's me.
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Haircut.
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You waiting for the train?
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Yeah, I'm waiting for the train.
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You gonna stand there,
and a long metal tube is gonna show up
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and open its doors,
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and then you're gonna, maybe,
I don't know, sit down on a seat?
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Yeah, I was gonna do all that.
I'm gonna find a seat.
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Me too.
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You waiting for the fucking train?
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What?
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Hey, fuck you too, man.
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Ballsy move, dude.
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Do you want my seat?
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Look, man, I'm not gonna fuck you.
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Good. You definitely shouldn't.
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Cats, huh?
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Not my thing.
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The 6 train
is now running express.
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Next stop, Astor Place.
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Sophie's Choice. That's funny.
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All right, what is this? Some kind of,
like, uh, eighties flash mob?
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Ah, great.
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Hey, Travis Bickle,
what year do you think it is, man?
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Zero.
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"Two faces of John LeBoutillier…
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who we transformed…"
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Nineteen…
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eighty-two.
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How you doing there?
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Okay.
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Max's Kansas City, etcetera. All right.
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All right, very effective.
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Very effective.
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Now arriving Astor Place.
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Stop that man! Stop him!
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Okay, man.
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Holy fucking shit.
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-Fuck.
-Hey, hey, hey.
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-You all right?
What? Who are you?
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-Why are you wearing red berets?
-Uh, Guardian Angels, ma'am.
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One person can make a difference
as long as others dare to care.
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Are you all right, ma'am?
Do you need help getting home? Anything?
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Yeah. I would say, uh, sure.
I really need to get home, yeah.
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-All right, come on. Exit's this way.
-Okay.
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-Take your time. Here we go.
-All right.
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All right. You look great. You look great.
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Watch yourself.
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Now, right up there, to the left.
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-Get home safely, okay?
-Yeah. All right.
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All right.
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Hey. Hey.
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Do you believe in the future
of our humanity?
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Define future.
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We're building
thermonuclear weapons left and right.
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We're fucking Gaia,
and we don't know where the clit is.
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You gotta know where the clitoris is.
That's why they always say that.
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Radiation from thermonuclear weapons
causes genetic changes
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that are inherited by future generations.
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If we don't do something, we're fucked!
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Our kids are fucked,
and our kids' kids are fucked.
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Where the fuck is my fucking phone?
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Shit.
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This is…
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"The Black Gumball."
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The fuck is Chez?
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Huh.
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Hey, man.
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Hey, yeah, you.
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You know where this place is?
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-By the park.
-All right, cool.
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Cool. Good luck
with your fucking clitoris.
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Hey, watch it. Watch it.
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Fucking psychedelic.
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That is so fucking weird.
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What is this?
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Of course, American religion
at its core has always been consumerism,
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but now the illusion's fading away
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and we're left worshiping
the thing itself.
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The pursuit of money for money's sake.
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Great. You gonna pay for that drink now?
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Hey, man, can I get a bourbon?
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Bourbon? You sure about that, hon?
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Yeah, hon.
It's arguably the only thing I'm sure of.
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Basic concepts like time and space
are suddenly eluding me.
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I mean, last night this place
was mayhem 'cause Wi-Fi went out,
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but in the new here and now, uh,
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apparently gratuitous nudity
is back in play.
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Well, my past, your future.
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Begs the question,
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am I haunting you, are you haunting me?
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You seem pretty relaxed for a ghost.
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Well, when the universe
fucks with you,
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let it.
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Tell you what I did not expect,
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is for the 6 train to run through
some kind of a wormhole.
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Hit me, please.
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You're a time traveler.
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Eh…
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I prefer the term "time prisoner."
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Mmm.
What happens to me in the future?
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Mmm.
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I don't know who you are, guy.
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Danny.
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Holy fucking shit.
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Crazy Eddie's.
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No fucking way.
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I wish more women had
that kind of enthusiasm about my day job.
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Look at that, I'll tell you your future.
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In about a second,
you offer me a cigarette.
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-Prescient.
-Thanks, Danny from 1982.
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Nadia. Oh, and, uh,
not to piss in your drink,
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but your boss goes away
for securities fraud.
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-Man, get the fuck outta here.
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Fuck.
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Asshole.
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There she is.
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Let's go, babe.
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How you doing?
Uh, here's my rule on strangers.
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They, uh,
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they stand at a distance,
500 feet away from me,
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and then, you know,
I just never see 'em again.
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-Yeah?
-Yeah.
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Is this about 500 feet?
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Watch it, that's my ear.
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-Oh, I know.
-Hey, Chez.
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You fucking owe me.
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Oh, so you must be
Chez from the matchbook then.
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We gotta go, babe.
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Seriously, we gotta go.
Come on.
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-All right.
-Really. For real.
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-Okay.
-Come on.
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-Here we go.
-All right. All right.
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That's on you, Danny.
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-Here we go.
-Okay, Nadia.
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I don't wanna go back in there.
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It's a bad atmosphere.
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Yeah. Funny how the vibe changes
when you rip off a cokehead.
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Okay, okay.
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You're definitely nervous.
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I gotcha.
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Now, lady's choice.
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'Ludes or beauties?
257
00:14:01,090 --> 00:14:02,716
Holy fucking shit.
258
00:14:03,300 --> 00:14:04,385
Black beauties.
259
00:14:04,468 --> 00:14:06,345
My God, I thought these were just legend.
260
00:14:07,179 --> 00:14:08,347
Huh?
261
00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:11,934
All right, fuck it.
262
00:14:12,017 --> 00:14:14,228
Looks like Purim came early this year.
263
00:14:15,396 --> 00:14:16,272
Ah.
264
00:14:16,355 --> 00:14:17,648
'Lude for later.
265
00:14:17,731 --> 00:14:19,191
That's my girl.
266
00:14:27,449 --> 00:14:29,118
Right now, we're nobodies.
267
00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:32,162
You bump into some yuppie asshole
on the street,
268
00:14:32,246 --> 00:14:34,623
his eyes glaze over
like you don't even exist,
269
00:14:35,165 --> 00:14:39,420
just because we don't buy into
their Ozzie and Harriet version of life.
270
00:14:39,503 --> 00:14:41,547
Uh, who do you think I am?
271
00:14:41,630 --> 00:14:43,007
Okay.
272
00:14:43,090 --> 00:14:44,174
Okay, you got the keys?
273
00:14:44,842 --> 00:14:45,843
What keys?
274
00:14:46,927 --> 00:14:48,846
Check your pockets. The keys.
275
00:14:48,929 --> 00:14:49,763
All right.
276
00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:53,601
Are you fucking kidding me?
Why don't I help you, huh?
277
00:14:53,684 --> 00:14:56,604
Huh? New game. I help you find your keys.
278
00:14:56,687 --> 00:14:57,646
-All right.
-Yeah.
279
00:14:57,730 --> 00:14:59,315
-Yeah. Mm-hmm.
-That's good.
280
00:14:59,398 --> 00:15:00,733
-Okay.
-Okay, got 'em.
281
00:15:01,233 --> 00:15:04,904
Okay. If by "them" you mean
my pussy lips in a twist, uh,
282
00:15:04,987 --> 00:15:06,238
mission accomplished.
283
00:15:06,322 --> 00:15:07,615
Let's go.
284
00:15:07,698 --> 00:15:09,033
-Huh.
-Let's go.
285
00:15:10,159 --> 00:15:12,494
"Chezare Carrera."
286
00:15:13,996 --> 00:15:14,955
Hail, Caesar.
287
00:15:15,456 --> 00:15:17,249
Hey. Come on.
288
00:15:19,335 --> 00:15:20,586
Okay.
289
00:15:33,557 --> 00:15:34,934
-Shit.
290
00:15:55,829 --> 00:15:57,414
Okay.
291
00:16:08,634 --> 00:16:10,386
Fuck! Go! Go!
292
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:11,971
Go, go, go, go!
293
00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:16,266
Open the fucking door.
294
00:16:16,350 --> 00:16:17,309
Shit.
295
00:16:18,644 --> 00:16:19,728
Gotta go.
296
00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:21,605
Just be cool. Yeah.
297
00:16:23,482 --> 00:16:25,401
I'm fucking hard right now. Are you ready?
298
00:16:25,484 --> 00:16:26,944
-Yeah.
-I'm gonna eat your pussy.
299
00:16:27,027 --> 00:16:29,279
-All right, I'll take it.
-Okay, come on.
300
00:16:47,881 --> 00:16:50,509
Hey, where's my-- Where's my wallet?
301
00:16:50,592 --> 00:16:52,928
Mmm. Quick background check.
302
00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:55,305
Don't take offense.
I do it to every guy I meet.
303
00:16:55,389 --> 00:16:56,473
Jesus, I love you.
304
00:17:00,102 --> 00:17:04,023
Thing is, they don't want us
moving up in the world, babe.
305
00:17:04,106 --> 00:17:04,940
Nah.
306
00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:08,569
Whole system is a fucking racket.
307
00:17:09,236 --> 00:17:10,195
It's bullshit.
308
00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:12,531
"Stay down. Stay in your place."
309
00:17:12,614 --> 00:17:13,824
You know what I say?
310
00:17:14,491 --> 00:17:15,659
I say fuck that.
311
00:17:17,202 --> 00:17:19,121
Gotta take control of your life.
312
00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:21,582
And that is what we're doing.
313
00:17:25,127 --> 00:17:26,295
Huh?
314
00:17:26,378 --> 00:17:27,254
We…
315
00:17:28,589 --> 00:17:29,548
you and me,
316
00:17:29,631 --> 00:17:32,259
are taking control.
317
00:17:39,349 --> 00:17:40,267
Uh…
318
00:17:41,143 --> 00:17:42,811
I gotta take a leak.
319
00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:45,439
My bladder's
really fucking my dick tonight.
320
00:17:45,981 --> 00:17:47,274
Mmm.
321
00:17:47,357 --> 00:17:49,526
-Oh boy.
-Yeah, just two secs.
322
00:17:50,235 --> 00:17:51,612
Where is it? There?
323
00:17:51,695 --> 00:17:53,781
Um-- Yeah.
324
00:17:53,864 --> 00:17:56,033
Yeah, I'll find it. I'm a compass.
325
00:17:56,116 --> 00:17:56,950
What?
326
00:17:57,868 --> 00:17:59,578
-All right.
327
00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:06,251
Jesus. Fuck.
328
00:18:07,002 --> 00:18:07,836
Okay.
329
00:18:08,879 --> 00:18:11,507
Very good. Yeah.
330
00:18:13,050 --> 00:18:14,259
Yeah, all right.
331
00:18:14,885 --> 00:18:16,303
-Okay.
332
00:18:24,144 --> 00:18:25,854
Not bad.
333
00:18:28,273 --> 00:18:29,191
Hey.
334
00:18:34,655 --> 00:18:36,990
It's very fucked up. Yeah.
335
00:18:38,075 --> 00:18:39,701
All right.
336
00:19:04,351 --> 00:19:05,519
What the fuck?
337
00:19:21,410 --> 00:19:22,286
Mom?
338
00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:32,796
Yo.
339
00:19:33,755 --> 00:19:35,048
Yo, yo, yo.
340
00:19:58,322 --> 00:19:59,698
Wait…
341
00:20:10,500 --> 00:20:11,501
Hey, babe?
342
00:20:13,295 --> 00:20:14,379
Lenora?
343
00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:44,952
Oh, hi, Nora.
344
00:20:46,912 --> 00:20:48,997
Uh, hey, yeah. How you doing, man?
345
00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:49,915
Nora.
346
00:20:50,540 --> 00:20:51,625
Ah-ha!
347
00:20:52,793 --> 00:20:54,294
Okay. Sorry, man.
348
00:20:55,337 --> 00:20:57,547
Subway token and an eating disorder.
349
00:21:25,367 --> 00:21:27,077
Is it 2022 in here?
350
00:21:30,330 --> 00:21:32,582
Stand clear
of the closing doors.
351
00:22:01,862 --> 00:22:03,989
A millennial. Ah-ha!
352
00:22:08,535 --> 00:22:10,537
-Alan, open up.
353
00:22:11,830 --> 00:22:13,040
Fuck.
354
00:22:16,376 --> 00:22:19,087
For the last time,
that key is for emergencies.
355
00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:21,256
You cannot just come by
when you're in the neighborhood
356
00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:22,466
and need to use the bathroom.
357
00:22:22,549 --> 00:22:24,509
How's this for an emergency?
358
00:22:25,010 --> 00:22:28,638
The universe finally found something
worse than death.
359
00:22:28,722 --> 00:22:29,765
Being my mother.
360
00:22:29,848 --> 00:22:31,016
What?
361
00:22:31,099 --> 00:22:32,017
Cool.
362
00:22:32,100 --> 00:22:34,853
So, just happening to me then.
363
00:22:35,937 --> 00:22:36,772
Great.
364
00:22:37,731 --> 00:22:38,940
I--
365
00:22:39,733 --> 00:22:41,068
I wish I knew what to say,
366
00:22:41,151 --> 00:22:43,153
but I'm just not taking
the 6 train into my mom. Nah.
367
00:22:43,236 --> 00:22:47,699
Look, all I'm saying is,
maybe we have unfinished business.
368
00:22:47,783 --> 00:22:50,285
We have spent your past three birthdays
on DEFCON 1
369
00:22:50,369 --> 00:22:51,661
just in case we start dying.
370
00:22:51,745 --> 00:22:54,414
I'm standing here looking at us,
and we're both very much alive.
371
00:22:54,498 --> 00:22:55,791
Ask yourself this,
372
00:22:56,375 --> 00:22:57,626
are you happy?
373
00:22:57,709 --> 00:23:01,254
Yeah, I'm fine. I just--
I think this is what life feels like.
374
00:23:01,338 --> 00:23:02,464
Is it though?
375
00:23:03,256 --> 00:23:04,674
Look, you believe me, right?
376
00:23:04,758 --> 00:23:07,803
Yeah. Yeah, of course,
I be-- I believe you.
377
00:23:07,886 --> 00:23:09,805
Proof. I've got proof.
378
00:23:09,888 --> 00:23:12,224
You can tell I was really in the eighties
379
00:23:12,307 --> 00:23:16,061
because I got a nuclear war pamphlet
from some fucking weirdo
380
00:23:16,561 --> 00:23:20,232
who was, like,
really into nuclear war pamphlets.
381
00:23:21,149 --> 00:23:22,401
The fuck?
382
00:23:22,484 --> 00:23:23,777
You-- You can show me later.
383
00:23:23,860 --> 00:23:26,446
I'm late to meet up with a new girl
that my mom set me up with.
384
00:23:26,530 --> 00:23:28,490
-It's-- It's a date a week now.
385
00:23:28,573 --> 00:23:29,408
Huh.
386
00:23:29,491 --> 00:23:32,077
Anyway, people don't like it
when you are not punctual.
387
00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:32,994
It's---
388
00:23:33,620 --> 00:23:34,579
It's unattractive.
389
00:23:35,122 --> 00:23:38,959
I gotta say, I expected you
to be more onboard with this.
390
00:23:39,042 --> 00:23:41,586
Shit. I gotta go check on Ruth.
391
00:23:41,670 --> 00:23:44,714
Hey man, what happened to that other girl?
The one with the, uh, you know--
392
00:23:44,798 --> 00:23:46,258
-The dog?
-Teeth. Wasn't it--
393
00:23:46,341 --> 00:23:47,426
Long-- long teeth.
394
00:23:47,509 --> 00:23:49,219
Yeah, that was three months ago.
395
00:23:49,302 --> 00:23:51,972
Oh really? That's too bad. I liked her.
396
00:23:52,055 --> 00:23:53,348
Well, what's going on with Ruth?
397
00:23:53,432 --> 00:23:55,642
She's back at Lenox Hill.
You know, shit never ends.
398
00:23:55,725 --> 00:23:58,645
Fender bender,
but, like, revoke her license already.
399
00:23:58,728 --> 00:23:59,938
You tell her that I said hi.
400
00:24:00,021 --> 00:24:02,441
And, uh, isn't it too late
for a hospital visit?
401
00:24:02,524 --> 00:24:03,692
She's a New Yorker, Alan.
402
00:24:03,775 --> 00:24:07,529
Plus, she's the only one who might know
what was going on between my mom and Chez.
403
00:24:07,612 --> 00:24:08,697
Wait, who-- who is Chez?
404
00:24:08,780 --> 00:24:10,532
Some type of Paul Snider character.
405
00:24:10,615 --> 00:24:14,161
Now I don't expect you to get that.
It's a Star 80 reference. Very deep cut.
406
00:24:14,244 --> 00:24:17,289
To be clear, that cokehead
is not my fucking father.
407
00:24:17,372 --> 00:24:20,459
I know who my father is,
and he's primarily alcoholic.
408
00:24:20,542 --> 00:24:23,462
Okay, Nadia,
do-- do I need to be worried about you?
409
00:24:23,545 --> 00:24:26,006
Well, you took the words
right out of my mouth.
410
00:24:26,089 --> 00:24:29,176
Hey, you're loving and you deserve love.
411
00:24:30,469 --> 00:24:33,096
Call me when you're inside your mom,
you fucking sicko.
412
00:24:44,774 --> 00:24:45,775
Hi, Ruthie.
413
00:24:48,111 --> 00:24:51,281
I mean, my best friend just had a baby,
414
00:24:51,364 --> 00:24:54,743
and, like, she's already setting up
interviews at private preschools,
415
00:24:54,826 --> 00:24:57,037
which is so competitive here.
416
00:24:57,120 --> 00:25:01,166
And, I don't know. I mean,
my friends all say that it's great…
417
00:25:01,249 --> 00:25:02,834
-Let me ask you a question.
-What?
418
00:25:02,918 --> 00:25:05,045
Do you remember an old boyfriend of mom's,
419
00:25:05,128 --> 00:25:07,214
a Chezare Carrera?
420
00:25:08,215 --> 00:25:10,967
Your mother had terrible taste in men.
421
00:25:11,051 --> 00:25:14,846
And, you know, God,
she couldn't ever resist a con man.
422
00:25:14,930 --> 00:25:17,224
Oh, looks like you've got company.
423
00:25:17,307 --> 00:25:21,228
Yes, this is Nadia, my honorary daughter.
424
00:25:21,311 --> 00:25:23,772
It's nice
to have someone to look after you.
425
00:25:23,855 --> 00:25:25,649
-Can I have your arm, dear?
-Mm-hmm. Mmm.
426
00:25:25,732 --> 00:25:28,360
Okay. So, uh, Chezare, yeah?
427
00:25:28,443 --> 00:25:30,779
Oh yeah. He's the one that was around
428
00:25:30,862 --> 00:25:33,823
when your mother lost
all the family money.
429
00:25:33,907 --> 00:25:36,243
Wait, what do you mean?
The gold? The Krugerrands?
430
00:25:36,326 --> 00:25:37,285
That guy?
431
00:25:37,369 --> 00:25:39,704
Outstanding prick.
432
00:27:40,867 --> 00:27:42,202
Bingo, bitch.
433
00:27:43,745 --> 00:27:44,746
Hey.
434
00:27:45,497 --> 00:27:46,414
Where'd you go?
435
00:27:46,498 --> 00:27:47,374
Uh…
436
00:27:48,166 --> 00:27:49,376
cigarettes.
437
00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:52,545
You got pregnancy brain?
438
00:27:52,629 --> 00:27:54,089
Would you look at that.
439
00:27:54,172 --> 00:27:57,467
Bennett & Hammond
Ultra Light mentholated 100s.
440
00:27:57,550 --> 00:27:58,510
That's fucking gross.
441
00:27:58,593 --> 00:27:59,511
Yeah.
442
00:28:00,387 --> 00:28:01,721
You got a whole box.
443
00:28:01,805 --> 00:28:03,264
Neat. Uh…
444
00:28:04,140 --> 00:28:05,517
whose place did we rob?
445
00:28:06,226 --> 00:28:07,143
What?
446
00:28:07,227 --> 00:28:08,687
Was it Vera?
447
00:28:08,770 --> 00:28:12,524
Like, did you steal
my grandma's Krugerrands?
448
00:28:13,108 --> 00:28:14,317
Your grandma?
449
00:28:15,151 --> 00:28:16,820
Babe, whoa, okay, just--
450
00:28:17,946 --> 00:28:19,698
I didn't do jack shit.
451
00:28:19,781 --> 00:28:20,615
We…
452
00:28:20,699 --> 00:28:22,158
We did it together.
453
00:28:22,951 --> 00:28:24,452
Oh God.
454
00:28:25,453 --> 00:28:28,039
Babe, are you-- are you sure you're okay?
455
00:28:28,707 --> 00:28:30,291
You having second thoughts now?
456
00:28:32,210 --> 00:28:33,044
Oh.
457
00:28:33,586 --> 00:28:34,963
No, no. Uh…
458
00:28:36,589 --> 00:28:38,633
…I'm all the way in. Yeah.
459
00:28:38,717 --> 00:28:39,884
Are you sure?
460
00:28:39,968 --> 00:28:41,136
Yeah.
461
00:28:41,219 --> 00:28:42,429
-Hey.
-Okay.
462
00:28:43,012 --> 00:28:43,888
Hey.
463
00:28:45,473 --> 00:28:49,018
I was waiting for you, okay?
Don't run off like that on me again, okay?
464
00:28:49,102 --> 00:28:50,270
Mm-hmm.
465
00:28:50,353 --> 00:28:51,604
You had me worried.
466
00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:54,315
There's two of you now.
467
00:29:02,991 --> 00:29:04,534
What's going on down here?
468
00:29:05,201 --> 00:29:06,035
Yeah.
469
00:29:06,119 --> 00:29:07,620
Leopard's come out to play, huh?
470
00:29:07,704 --> 00:29:09,205
Look at that. Tony the tiger.
471
00:29:09,289 --> 00:29:11,750
Oh yeah. Yeah, the tiger.
Yeah, Tony on there for you.
472
00:29:11,833 --> 00:29:12,667
Yeah.
473
00:29:12,751 --> 00:29:14,961
You just left me and ran out on me.
474
00:29:15,044 --> 00:29:17,338
Tony's really upset, and he kind of--
475
00:29:17,422 --> 00:29:20,175
-Oh God. Yes. Yes.
476
00:29:20,675 --> 00:29:21,885
Okay. Okay.
477
00:29:22,427 --> 00:29:23,303
Oh my God.
478
00:29:23,386 --> 00:29:24,262
No.
479
00:29:24,345 --> 00:29:25,972
No. Where you going?
480
00:29:26,055 --> 00:29:27,974
-What are you doing?
-I just gotta take a leak.
481
00:29:28,057 --> 00:29:31,394
You know, pregnancy brain,
pregnancy bladder,
482
00:29:32,020 --> 00:29:33,688
you know, pregnant shit.
483
00:29:45,450 --> 00:29:46,326
Fuck.
484
00:29:52,207 --> 00:29:53,541
They're right there.
485
00:29:55,251 --> 00:29:56,628
Just get 'em back.
486
00:29:58,046 --> 00:29:59,964
They're all right there for you.
487
00:30:11,226 --> 00:30:12,143
Chez?
488
00:30:13,978 --> 00:30:14,813
Chez!
489
00:30:16,022 --> 00:30:17,941
No. No, fuck!
490
00:30:21,361 --> 00:30:22,195
Chez!
491
00:30:23,154 --> 00:30:24,280
Shit.
492
00:30:28,743 --> 00:30:29,702
Fuck.
493
00:30:38,211 --> 00:30:40,380
You motherfucker, wait up!
494
00:30:41,256 --> 00:30:42,090
Chez!
495
00:30:42,841 --> 00:30:43,716
Chez!
496
00:30:49,514 --> 00:30:50,640
Fuck!
497
00:30:53,184 --> 00:30:54,018
Fuck!
498
00:30:55,603 --> 00:30:56,437
Chez!
499
00:31:04,362 --> 00:31:05,238
Chez!
500
00:31:08,116 --> 00:31:09,701
You fucked my mother!
501
00:31:12,036 --> 00:31:12,912
Uh-uh!