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‎NETFLIX 影集

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‎靠，發了

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‎（阿斯托廣場站）

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‎這是開往佩勒姆灣公園站的6號線

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‎下一站77街，萊諾克斯山

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‎請勿阻擋車門關閉

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‎（77街）

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‎-我來幫妳開門
‎-既紳士又是醫生

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‎-妳語氣像我母親
‎-別太殷勤，伊底帕斯，我剛醒來

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‎這麼快又回來了？

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‎我病得很重

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‎再聊

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‎小兒麻痺！

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‎（萊諾克斯山醫院）

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‎露絲，妳哪裡撞壞了？

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‎沒什麼，小擦撞而已

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‎沒那麼嚴重

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‎誰叫妳要往澤西跑

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‎進去免費，但出來可得付出代價

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‎雖然頭上有傷，妳依舊豔光照人

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‎真是謝了

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‎沒什麼比那一瞬間的驚恐

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‎更令人振奮的了

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‎有如電光火石一般

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‎妳不說我還不知道

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‎我瞧瞧，要填些什麼？

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‎-年齡？
‎-29

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‎有懷孕的可能嗎？

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‎沒有

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‎我幫妳填“是”

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‎妳媽媽懷妳的時候
‎她整天只吃麥糊

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‎早、中、晚，照三餐吃

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‎看來沒有“精神病代理人”這一欄

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‎我們何不跳到…

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‎有了，家族癌症史

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‎族繁不及備載

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‎對，基因由不得妳挑

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‎不然我就是娜迪亞柯曼妮奇了

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‎好了，這裡是怎麼運作的？

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‎萊諾克斯山醫院今天就會替病人治療

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‎還是要我們《等待果陀》？

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‎不好意思

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‎嗨，妳好嗎？

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‎不知妳有沒有
‎我乾媽露絲伯納的內幕消息？

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‎妳跟大家一樣都要等

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‎拜託，我十天後就40歲了

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‎生日快樂

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‎-很好
‎-伯納？

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‎露絲伯納？

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‎妳瞧瞧，好事會發生在
‎那些迫不及待的人身上

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‎這邊請

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‎妳瞧瞧，皇室待遇，露絲
‎非常感謝

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‎不要，我不需要那個

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‎沒什麼，這只是標準程序

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‎我們會照顧妳的

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‎-我膝蓋痛死了
‎-過來，好了

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‎長生不老是青春的最大騙局

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‎-好好享受
‎-我？我從沒青春過

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‎拜託，在我眼裡妳永遠是屁孩

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‎我都快40了

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‎-有事聯絡我，我會來接妳，別擔心
‎-我會的

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‎謝了

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‎去他媽的

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‎我偷偷問妳一件事

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‎應該讓她繼續開車嗎？

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‎這裡不准抽菸

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‎我只是在嚼，沒看到嗎？我用嚼的

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‎快接，寶貝

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‎-尼莫
‎-嘿

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‎妳知道人類胚胎在發育過程中

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‎脖子也會鰓裂，和魚一樣？

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‎-是不是很可愛？
‎-是，可愛到爆

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‎我也有事要告訴妳

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‎任何吸收氧氣的器官都讓我想抽菸

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‎妳沒戒？

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‎是個進行式，麥克辛，現在進行式

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‎妳聽起來很緊張

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‎也許妳應該再開始抽菸

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‎妳他媽的別誘惑我犯錯，好嗎？

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‎我很清楚我的肺
‎皺得像兩片乾癟的尼克凱夫

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‎-露絲還好嗎？
‎-妳還問：“露絲還好嗎？”

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‎大家還好嗎？我怎麼知道
‎她很好，她不太好

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‎真他媽的沒完沒了
‎我已經照顧她四年了

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‎我受夠了醫生
‎我這症頭得去找個醫生看看

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‎妳應該去找我的薩滿
‎她治好我的腕隧道

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‎不，妳搞錯重點了，麥克辛

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‎沒有目擊者，妳懂我意思嗎？

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‎從一開始就沒有別人在

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‎-只有露絲
‎-妳做得很棒，尼莫

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‎妳瞭解我，我很少說謊

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‎太好了，妳每次一稱讚我
‎就等著天下大亂

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‎好吧，我們來討論妳的派對

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‎我想弄個苦艾酒吧、鵪鶉蛋…

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‎聽著，我只想安安靜靜
‎窩在家裡，好嗎？

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‎-和艾倫在一起，好嗎？
‎-艾倫？

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‎還真有道理

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‎我只當了妳25年的好姊妹

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‎我們落入同樣的命運軸線

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‎我們得繼續同步生活，不是妳的問題

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‎我越想越火大

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‎別生氣，我要進地鐵了

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‎我們15分鐘後見

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‎去我玻璃師傅那裡幫我拿淚壺好嗎？

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‎快聽不到了

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‎喂？娜迪亞？

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‎搭G線就會到，很簡單

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‎（77街）

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‎嘿！

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‎什麼？

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‎小馬？

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‎什麼事？

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‎諾拉？

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‎是我，你剪過頭髮

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‎妳在等車嗎？

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‎對，我在等車

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‎妳要站在那裡等一條長金屬管出現

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‎打開門

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‎然後妳準備…誰曉得，找位子坐下？

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‎對，我是準備那麼做

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‎-我要找個位子坐
‎-我也是

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‎-妳在等他媽的那班車嗎？
‎-什麼？

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‎對，你也去死！

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‎你真敢，老兄

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‎妳要我的位子嗎？

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‎老兄，我不準備上你

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‎很好，千萬不要

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‎（貓）

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‎《貓》？

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‎不合我品味

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‎這是6號快車
‎下一站，阿斯托廣場站

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‎《蘇菲亞的選擇》，有意思

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‎好喔，這是怎樣？1980年代快閃？

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‎好極了

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‎嘿，崔維斯畢寇
‎你覺得這是怎麼回事？

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‎零

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‎（美味滿點，熱量一點）

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‎“雙面約翰勒布提耶

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‎我們將他轉變…”

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‎19…

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‎82

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‎（五種避免遭搶的作法）

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‎你好嗎？好

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‎麥斯的堪薩斯城之類的，好喔

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‎很好，非常逼真

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‎非常逼真

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‎即將抵達阿斯托廣場站

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‎-阻止那個人！
‎-阻止他！

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‎天啊！搞什麼鬼？

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‎-幹
‎-嘿

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‎-妳還好嗎？
‎-什麼？你是誰？

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‎你怎麼戴著紅色貝雷帽？

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‎我是守護天使

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‎只要勇敢站出來
‎一個人也能有所改變

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‎妳還好嗎？需要送妳回家嗎？

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‎當然好，我真的需要回家

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‎來，出口在這邊

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‎-別急，慢慢走
‎-好

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‎好，妳沒問題的

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‎小心走

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‎就在那邊，往左轉

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‎-路上小心，好嗎？
‎-好

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‎好

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‎嘿，你相信人類有未來嗎？

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‎定義什麼是未來

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‎我們卯起來製造熱核武器

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‎我們是大地之母耶
‎卻連陰蒂在哪裡都不知道

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‎你得知道陰蒂在哪裡才行
‎那才是所謂的關鍵

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‎熱核武器的輻射會改變基因

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‎然後遺傳給未來的世代

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‎要是我們不想辦法就完蛋了！

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‎我們的孩子會完蛋
‎孩子的孩子也會完蛋

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‎幹，我手機跑哪兒去了？

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‎靠

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‎這是…

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‎“黑嚼球”

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‎切茲是什麼鬼？

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‎嘿，兄弟，就是你

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‎你知道這在哪裡嗎？

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‎-公園旁邊
‎-好，謝了

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‎謝了，祝你早日找到那個鬼陰蒂

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‎小心點

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‎什麼鬼迷幻場景

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‎這也太詭異了

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‎（黑嚼球）

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‎這是什麼？

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‎美國人的信仰核心始終是消費者主義

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‎現在夢想破滅了

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‎我們落得只剩物質崇拜

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‎為了金錢而追求金錢

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‎很好，你準備付酒錢了嗎？

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‎大哥，麻煩給我一杯波本

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‎波本？妹子，妳確定嗎？

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‎對，妹子
‎現在我確定的只剩這個了

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‎基本的時空概念突然離我遠去

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‎昨晚這地方一片混亂
‎因為無線網路斷了

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‎但現在這裡看起來

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‎顯然免費脫衣舞又回來了

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‎我的過去，你的未來

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‎不禁讓人想問

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‎是我陰魂不散，還是你陰魂不散？

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‎妳這個鬼看起來很自在

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‎如果宇宙決定搞你，就認了

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‎告訴你什麼是我沒預料到的

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‎就是6號線穿越蟲洞什麼的

205
00:12:08,227 --> 00:12:09,228
‎續杯，麻煩了

206
00:12:09,311 --> 00:12:10,688
‎妳是時空旅人

207
00:12:11,856 --> 00:12:13,899
‎我比較像是“時空囚人”

208
00:12:14,942 --> 00:12:16,485
‎未來的我會怎麼樣？

209
00:12:17,445 --> 00:12:19,238
‎我又不知道你是誰

210
00:12:21,407 --> 00:12:22,283
‎丹尼

211
00:12:24,326 --> 00:12:25,661
‎我的老天爺

212
00:12:26,370 --> 00:12:27,538
‎是“瘋狂艾迪”

213
00:12:28,164 --> 00:12:29,081
‎太離譜了

214
00:12:30,249 --> 00:12:33,753
‎真希望有更多女人
‎能像妳那樣欣賞我的正職

215
00:12:33,836 --> 00:12:35,588
‎這樣好了，我透露你的未來

216
00:12:35,671 --> 00:12:37,256
‎但你要請我一根菸

217
00:12:38,549 --> 00:12:41,552
‎-先知
‎-謝了，1982年的丹尼

218
00:12:41,635 --> 00:12:43,763
‎娜迪亞，我無意掃你的酒興

219
00:12:43,846 --> 00:12:46,348
‎但你老闆會因為非法吸金去坐牢

220
00:12:46,432 --> 00:12:48,350
‎你給我滾出去！

221
00:12:48,434 --> 00:12:49,268
‎幹

222
00:12:51,687 --> 00:12:52,605
‎王八蛋

223
00:12:57,193 --> 00:12:58,235
‎她來了

224
00:13:05,534 --> 00:13:06,494
‎我們走，寶貝

225
00:13:07,077 --> 00:13:09,663
‎你好嗎？我對陌生人有個規矩

226
00:13:09,747 --> 00:13:14,043
‎要離我遠一點，距離150公尺

227
00:13:14,126 --> 00:13:16,796
‎然後我們永遠不會再見面

228
00:13:16,879 --> 00:13:18,005
‎-是嗎？
‎-是的

229
00:13:20,591 --> 00:13:22,218
‎這樣有150公尺嗎？

230
00:13:22,301 --> 00:13:24,011
‎小心點，那是我的耳朵

231
00:13:24,094 --> 00:13:25,513
‎-我知道
‎-嘿，切茲

232
00:13:26,013 --> 00:13:27,181
‎你他媽的欠我

233
00:13:28,265 --> 00:13:30,935
‎你一定是火柴盒上的那個切茲

234
00:13:31,018 --> 00:13:32,102
‎我們該走了，寶貝

235
00:13:32,686 --> 00:13:34,271
‎真的，我們該走了，快點

236
00:13:34,355 --> 00:13:35,523
‎-好吧
‎-真的，別鬧了

237
00:13:35,606 --> 00:13:37,149
‎-好
‎-來

238
00:13:37,233 --> 00:13:39,235
‎-來吧
‎-好啦

239
00:13:39,735 --> 00:13:40,986
‎給你請，丹尼

240
00:13:41,070 --> 00:13:42,571
‎-我們走
‎-好，娜迪亞

241
00:13:44,198 --> 00:13:47,451
‎我不想回那地方，氣氛不對

242
00:13:47,535 --> 00:13:51,205
‎真的，誰知道你去挖藥頭牆角
‎人家說變臉就變臉

243
00:13:51,288 --> 00:13:54,375
‎好，妳很緊張

244
00:13:54,458 --> 00:13:55,584
‎有我在

245
00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:58,546
‎來，任卿挑選

246
00:13:59,046 --> 00:14:01,006
‎白板或黑美人？

247
00:14:01,090 --> 00:14:02,716
‎我的老天爺

248
00:14:03,300 --> 00:14:06,345
‎黑美人，天啊！我以為只是傳說而已

249
00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:11,934
‎好，去它的

250
00:14:12,017 --> 00:14:14,270
‎看來今年普珥節提前了

251
00:14:16,355 --> 00:14:17,648
‎白板先留著

252
00:14:17,731 --> 00:14:19,024
‎這才像話

253
00:14:27,449 --> 00:14:29,118
‎現在我們是無名小卒

254
00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:32,162
‎妳在街上碰到那些混蛋雅痞

255
00:14:32,246 --> 00:14:34,582
‎他連看都不會看妳一眼

256
00:14:35,165 --> 00:14:39,420
‎因為我們不鳥他們
‎那種甜蜜家庭的生活方式

257
00:14:40,170 --> 00:14:42,131
‎-你把我當成誰了？
‎-好

258
00:14:43,173 --> 00:14:45,718
‎-好，鑰匙在妳手上？
‎-什麼鑰匙？

259
00:14:46,927 --> 00:14:49,722
‎-看妳口袋有沒有鑰匙？
‎-好

260
00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:53,267
‎妳他媽的在開玩笑嗎？我來幫妳找

261
00:14:54,059 --> 00:14:56,604
‎新遊戲，我幫妳找鑰匙

262
00:14:56,687 --> 00:14:57,646
‎-好
‎-很好

263
00:14:57,730 --> 00:14:58,898
‎-好
‎-很好

264
00:14:59,398 --> 00:15:00,733
‎-好
‎-好，搞定

265
00:15:01,233 --> 00:15:04,904
‎如果你所謂的“搞定”
‎是撩動我的小屄門

266
00:15:04,987 --> 00:15:06,238
‎任務成功

267
00:15:06,322 --> 00:15:07,323
‎我們走

268
00:15:08,157 --> 00:15:09,033
‎走吧

269
00:15:10,159 --> 00:15:12,494
‎“切薩雷卡列拉”

270
00:15:13,996 --> 00:15:14,955
‎凱撒萬歲

271
00:15:15,456 --> 00:15:17,249
‎嘿，快來

272
00:15:19,460 --> 00:15:20,586
‎好

273
00:15:34,099 --> 00:15:34,934
‎靠

274
00:16:08,634 --> 00:16:10,386
‎幹！快走！

275
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:11,929
‎快走！

276
00:16:14,723 --> 00:16:16,266
‎他媽的快開門

277
00:16:16,350 --> 00:16:17,309
‎靠

278
00:16:18,644 --> 00:16:19,728
‎快走

279
00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:21,438
‎裝作沒事，很好

280
00:16:23,482 --> 00:16:25,401
‎我現在硬到不行，妳準備好了嗎？

281
00:16:25,484 --> 00:16:26,944
‎-嗯
‎-我要吃妳的鮑魚

282
00:16:27,027 --> 00:16:28,612
‎-好，我接受
‎-來

283
00:16:47,881 --> 00:16:50,509
‎我的…我的皮夾在哪裡？

284
00:16:51,552 --> 00:16:52,970
‎背景調查一下

285
00:16:53,053 --> 00:16:55,305
‎別放心上，我對所有男人都一樣

286
00:16:55,389 --> 00:16:56,473
‎天啊，我愛妳

287
00:17:00,102 --> 00:17:03,522
‎問題是他們不讓我們往上爬，寶貝

288
00:17:04,106 --> 00:17:04,940
‎休想

289
00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:08,569
‎這世界根本亂七八糟

290
00:17:09,236 --> 00:17:10,195
‎狗屁不通

291
00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:12,531
‎“低調點，別強出頭”

292
00:17:12,614 --> 00:17:13,824
‎你知道我怎麼說？

293
00:17:14,491 --> 00:17:15,659
‎我說去它的

294
00:17:17,202 --> 00:17:19,121
‎要掌控你的生活

295
00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:21,582
‎就是我們正在做的

296
00:17:26,378 --> 00:17:29,548
‎我們，妳和我

297
00:17:29,631 --> 00:17:32,259
‎正掌控一切

298
00:17:41,143 --> 00:17:42,394
‎我要去撒尿

299
00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:45,439
‎今晚我的膀胱一直漲到不行

300
00:17:47,357 --> 00:17:49,276
‎一下子就好

301
00:17:50,235 --> 00:17:51,528
‎在哪裡？那邊？

302
00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:56,033
‎-對
‎-我找得到，我是指南針

303
00:17:56,116 --> 00:17:56,950
‎什麼？

304
00:17:58,368 --> 00:17:59,286
‎好的

305
00:18:05,042 --> 00:18:06,210
‎操他媽的

306
00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:07,920
‎好

307
00:18:08,879 --> 00:18:10,672
‎很好，非常好

308
00:18:13,050 --> 00:18:14,218
‎好的

309
00:18:15,135 --> 00:18:16,136
‎好了

310
00:18:24,144 --> 00:18:25,062
‎還不賴

311
00:18:28,273 --> 00:18:29,191
‎嘿

312
00:18:35,155 --> 00:18:36,907
‎真他媽的太離譜了

313
00:18:38,075 --> 00:18:38,951
‎好

314
00:19:04,351 --> 00:19:05,519
‎搞什麼？

315
00:19:21,410 --> 00:19:22,286
‎媽？

316
00:19:58,322 --> 00:19:59,698
‎等等…

317
00:20:10,500 --> 00:20:11,418
‎嘿，寶貝？

318
00:20:13,295 --> 00:20:14,379
‎樂諾拉？

319
00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:44,952
‎嗨，諾拉

320
00:20:47,204 --> 00:20:48,997
‎嘿，你好嗎？

321
00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:49,915
‎諾拉

322
00:20:52,876 --> 00:20:54,294
‎好…抱歉，老兄

323
00:20:55,337 --> 00:20:57,547
‎地鐵乘車幣和飲食失調

324
00:21:05,597 --> 00:21:08,433
‎（阿斯托廣場）

325
00:21:25,367 --> 00:21:27,077
‎這裡是2022年嗎？

326
00:21:30,330 --> 00:21:32,165
‎請勿阻擋車門關閉

327
00:22:01,862 --> 00:22:02,696
‎千禧世代

328
00:22:09,036 --> 00:22:10,704
‎艾倫，開門

329
00:22:12,205 --> 00:22:13,040
‎幹

330
00:22:16,376 --> 00:22:19,421
‎要我說幾次？鑰匙只能應急用

331
00:22:19,504 --> 00:22:22,466
‎妳不能人在附近，想上廁所就過來

332
00:22:22,549 --> 00:22:24,509
‎你聽聽這算不算緊急？

333
00:22:25,010 --> 00:22:28,221
‎宇宙終於找到比死亡更糟的手法

334
00:22:28,722 --> 00:22:31,016
‎-變成我母親
‎-什麼？

335
00:22:31,099 --> 00:22:32,017
‎酷喔

336
00:22:32,100 --> 00:22:34,770
‎看來只發生在我身上

337
00:22:35,937 --> 00:22:36,772
‎太好了

338
00:22:37,731 --> 00:22:38,565
‎我…

339
00:22:39,775 --> 00:22:42,611
‎我不知道該說什麼
‎但我不搭6號線去我媽家了

340
00:22:43,236 --> 00:22:47,699
‎聽著，我的意思是
‎也許我們還有未完成的事

341
00:22:47,783 --> 00:22:50,285
‎妳這三年的生日
‎我們都處於一級警戒狀態

342
00:22:50,369 --> 00:22:51,661
‎以防我們又死掉

343
00:22:51,745 --> 00:22:54,414
‎我站在這裡看著我們倆
‎我們都活得好好的

344
00:22:54,498 --> 00:22:57,626
‎你捫心自問，你快樂嗎？

345
00:22:57,709 --> 00:23:01,254
‎我還可以，我猜人生原本就是這樣

346
00:23:01,338 --> 00:23:02,464
‎但真是如此嗎？

347
00:23:03,340 --> 00:23:04,674
‎你相信我，對吧？

348
00:23:04,758 --> 00:23:07,302
‎我當然相信

349
00:23:07,886 --> 00:23:09,805
‎證據，我有證據

350
00:23:09,888 --> 00:23:12,224
‎你看了就知道我去過1980年代

351
00:23:12,307 --> 00:23:16,019
‎因為有個怪胎
‎給了我一張核武大戰傳單

352
00:23:16,561 --> 00:23:20,190
‎那個發傳單的人真的很信核武大戰

353
00:23:21,149 --> 00:23:22,401
‎搞什麼？

354
00:23:22,484 --> 00:23:23,777
‎妳之後再給我看

355
00:23:23,860 --> 00:23:26,488
‎我要趕著去
‎和我媽安排的相親對象見面

356
00:23:26,571 --> 00:23:28,490
‎我現在是一週一約會

357
00:23:29,408 --> 00:23:32,077
‎遲到會給人留下壞印象

358
00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:34,579
‎這樣不帥

359
00:23:35,122 --> 00:23:38,959
‎老實說，我沒想到你會這樣敷衍我

360
00:23:39,042 --> 00:23:41,586
‎靠，我要去看看露絲

361
00:23:41,670 --> 00:23:44,714
‎另一個女生呢？就是那個有…

362
00:23:44,798 --> 00:23:46,258
‎-狗？
‎-牙齒，就是那個…

363
00:23:46,341 --> 00:23:47,426
‎牙齒很長那個

364
00:23:47,509 --> 00:23:49,219
‎對，那是三個月前的事

365
00:23:49,302 --> 00:23:51,972
‎真的嗎？好可惜，我喜歡她

366
00:23:52,055 --> 00:23:53,265
‎露絲怎麼了？

367
00:23:53,348 --> 00:23:55,559
‎她又回萊諾克斯山了，沒完沒了

368
00:23:55,642 --> 00:23:58,645
‎小擦撞車禍
‎怎麼不乾脆吊銷她的駕照？

369
00:23:58,728 --> 00:23:59,938
‎幫我跟她問好

370
00:24:00,021 --> 00:24:02,441
‎現在去探病不會太晚嗎？

371
00:24:02,524 --> 00:24:03,692
‎她是紐約人，艾倫

372
00:24:03,775 --> 00:24:07,529
‎況且只有她才知道
‎我媽和那個切茲的事

373
00:24:07,612 --> 00:24:08,697
‎等等，切茲是誰？

374
00:24:08,780 --> 00:24:10,532
‎有點像保羅史奈德的傢伙

375
00:24:10,615 --> 00:24:14,161
‎我不指望你聽得懂
‎畢竟是《兔女郎謀殺案》的內行哏

376
00:24:14,244 --> 00:24:17,289
‎我先聲明，那毒蟲不是我老爸

377
00:24:17,372 --> 00:24:20,459
‎我知道我父親是誰，他主要是酗酒

378
00:24:20,542 --> 00:24:23,462
‎娜迪亞，我需要擔心妳嗎？

379
00:24:23,545 --> 00:24:26,006
‎你剛好說出我的心聲

380
00:24:26,089 --> 00:24:29,176
‎你很有愛也值得被愛

381
00:24:30,469 --> 00:24:33,096
‎等你上了你媽再聯絡我，你這戀母狂

382
00:24:44,774 --> 00:24:45,775
‎嗨，露絲

383
00:24:48,111 --> 00:24:51,281
‎我閨密剛生寶寶

384
00:24:51,364 --> 00:24:54,743
‎她已經準備去私立幼兒園面試

385
00:24:54,826 --> 00:24:57,037
‎這裡真的很競爭

386
00:24:57,120 --> 00:25:01,166
‎我也不知道，我朋友都說很棒…

387
00:25:01,249 --> 00:25:02,834
‎-我問妳一件事
‎-什麼事？

388
00:25:02,918 --> 00:25:04,836
‎妳還記得我媽以前的男朋友

389
00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:07,214
‎一個叫切薩雷卡列拉的？

390
00:25:08,215 --> 00:25:10,967
‎妳媽真的不會挑男人

391
00:25:11,051 --> 00:25:14,846
‎天啊，她對騙徒渣男毫無抵抗力

392
00:25:14,930 --> 00:25:17,224
‎好棒，有人來陪妳了

393
00:25:17,307 --> 00:25:21,228
‎她是娜迪亞，我乾女兒

394
00:25:21,311 --> 00:25:23,772
‎有人照顧妳真好

395
00:25:23,855 --> 00:25:25,106
‎親愛的，手臂給我好嗎？

396
00:25:25,732 --> 00:25:28,360
‎那個切薩雷？

397
00:25:28,443 --> 00:25:33,823
‎對，當年妳媽把家產弄丟
‎那時就是跟他在一起

398
00:25:33,907 --> 00:25:34,908
‎什麼？那些黃金？

399
00:25:34,991 --> 00:25:36,243
‎那個克魯格金幣？

400
00:25:36,326 --> 00:25:39,704
‎那傢伙？百分之百的混蛋

401
00:25:49,089 --> 00:25:50,674
‎（77街，萊諾克斯山醫院）

402
00:26:42,434 --> 00:26:44,519
‎（阿斯托廣場）

403
00:27:40,867 --> 00:27:42,202
‎有了，賤人

404
00:27:43,745 --> 00:27:44,746
‎嘿

405
00:27:45,497 --> 00:27:46,414
‎妳跑哪兒去了？

406
00:27:48,166 --> 00:27:49,376
‎去買菸

407
00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:52,545
‎妳是孕婦失憶嗎？

408
00:27:52,629 --> 00:27:54,089
‎你瞧瞧

409
00:27:54,172 --> 00:27:57,092
‎是班海超淡薄荷100

410
00:27:57,592 --> 00:27:59,427
‎-噁心死了
‎-對

411
00:28:00,387 --> 00:28:01,721
‎妳買了一整盒

412
00:28:02,305 --> 00:28:03,139
‎太好了

413
00:28:04,140 --> 00:28:05,517
‎我們搜刮的是誰家？

414
00:28:06,226 --> 00:28:07,143
‎什麼？

415
00:28:07,227 --> 00:28:08,269
‎是薇拉嗎？

416
00:28:08,770 --> 00:28:12,524
‎你是不是偷了我外婆的克魯格金幣？

417
00:28:13,108 --> 00:28:14,275
‎妳外婆？

418
00:28:15,151 --> 00:28:17,237
‎寶貝，妳冷靜點…

419
00:28:17,946 --> 00:28:19,698
‎我什麼也沒做

420
00:28:19,781 --> 00:28:20,615
‎是我們

421
00:28:20,699 --> 00:28:22,117
‎是我們一起幹的

422
00:28:23,660 --> 00:28:24,577
‎天啊

423
00:28:25,453 --> 00:28:27,914
‎寶貝，妳真的沒事嗎？

424
00:28:28,748 --> 00:28:30,291
‎妳是不是後悔了？

425
00:28:33,586 --> 00:28:34,462
‎沒有

426
00:28:36,589 --> 00:28:38,633
‎我完全投入，真的

427
00:28:38,717 --> 00:28:40,719
‎-妳確定？
‎-確定

428
00:28:41,219 --> 00:28:42,429
‎-嘿
‎-好吧

429
00:28:43,012 --> 00:28:43,888
‎嘿

430
00:28:45,473 --> 00:28:49,060
‎我一直在等妳
‎別再這樣突然跑掉，好嗎？

431
00:28:50,311 --> 00:28:51,563
‎妳害我擔心了

432
00:28:52,772 --> 00:28:54,149
‎妳現在不是一個人了

433
00:29:02,991 --> 00:29:04,534
‎這下面是怎麼回事？

434
00:29:05,285 --> 00:29:07,620
‎獵豹探頭出來玩，懂嗎？

435
00:29:07,704 --> 00:29:09,205
‎你瞧瞧，是東尼虎

436
00:29:09,289 --> 00:29:11,750
‎對，是老虎，東尼靜候差遣

437
00:29:11,833 --> 00:29:14,961
‎-好
‎-妳把我丟著跑出去

438
00:29:15,044 --> 00:29:17,338
‎東尼很傷心，牠有點…

439
00:29:18,006 --> 00:29:20,216
‎天啊，對了

440
00:29:20,717 --> 00:29:21,885
‎好

441
00:29:22,427 --> 00:29:23,303
‎我的天啊

442
00:29:23,386 --> 00:29:25,972
‎不，妳要去哪裡？

443
00:29:26,055 --> 00:29:27,974
‎-妳在做什麼？
‎-我要去撒尿

444
00:29:28,057 --> 00:29:31,394
‎我有孕婦大腦、孕婦膀胱

445
00:29:32,020 --> 00:29:33,688
‎懷孕就是屎尿多

446
00:29:45,450 --> 00:29:46,326
‎幹

447
00:29:52,207 --> 00:29:53,416
‎就在那裡

448
00:29:55,251 --> 00:29:56,544
‎只要拿回來就好

449
00:29:58,046 --> 00:29:59,964
‎就在妳面前

450
00:30:11,226 --> 00:30:12,143
‎切茲？

451
00:30:13,978 --> 00:30:14,813
‎切茲！

452
00:30:16,022 --> 00:30:17,941
‎不，操他媽的！

453
00:30:21,361 --> 00:30:22,195
‎切茲！

454
00:30:23,154 --> 00:30:24,280
‎靠

455
00:30:28,743 --> 00:30:29,702
‎幹

456
00:30:38,211 --> 00:30:40,380
‎王八蛋，別跑！

457
00:30:41,256 --> 00:30:42,090
‎切茲！

458
00:30:42,841 --> 00:30:43,716
‎切茲！

459
00:30:49,514 --> 00:30:50,431
‎幹！

460
00:30:53,184 --> 00:30:54,018
‎幹！

461
00:30:55,603 --> 00:30:56,437
‎切茲！

462
00:31:04,362 --> 00:31:05,238
‎切茲！

463
00:31:08,116 --> 00:31:09,576
‎你搞了我媽！

464
00:32:04,255 --> 00:32:07,175
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