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Hey, get away from our desk.

2
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Have you paid this?

3
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Hm?

4
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You see, this is why
I got you an in-tray.

5
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Things you haven't
dealt with yet go here.

6
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Oh, is that what that's for?

7
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Anyway, that's Sebastian's job.

8
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Not if it's not in my in-tray.

9
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What's this?

10
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You are invited to
the scene of the crime.

11
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Hey, give me that.

12
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Who's Olivia?

13
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Dear Frank, Olivia is
desperate, underlined, to see you.

14
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Olivia Bluebell who
went to school together.

15
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Olivia... Olivia Bluebell,
casting director for the RSC?

16
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I don't know. I mean,
she liked drama and that.

17
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She was Juliet in the six-form play.

18
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I fell asleep.

19
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She left me for Bill White
shortly after that.

20
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The invite's from him.

21
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He's organizing some sort of
murder mystery-themed reunion,

22
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you know, costumes
and that sort of stuff.

23
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Oh, Frank, your first love.

24
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And she's desperate to see you.

25
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I bumped into her in the street a
couple of weeks ago, you know.

26
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She did seem a bit, um...

27
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What?

28
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- Nervous?
- No.

29
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A bit excited?

30
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Billious.

31
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Yeah. I mean, her and Billy
have been together for years.

32
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I'm surprised he invited me.

33
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He's always hated me.

34
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Maybe he's mellowed in his old age.

35
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Old?

36
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He's the same age as me.

37
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Sorry, not to make this all about me,

38
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but I have been trying to get a meeting
with Olivia Bluebell for quite some time.

39
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Well, we will drive you then,
because it's in the middle of nowhere.

40
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I could learn the
monologue, just in case.

41
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I'm going to stop you right there.

42
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I am not going.

43
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Oh!

44
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I look daft.

45
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Not bad for a 1920s
policeman, on a day's notice.

46
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Yeah, and it's a good thing
if you make her laugh, right?

47
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They must be stinking rich.

48
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Oh, yeah.

49
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Bill invented the world's
first unblockable toilet.

50
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I've always wanted one of those,
but they're a bit pricey on the day.

51
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You two should eat more fiber.

52
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The crisps count.

53
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Nice car.

54
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Oh.

55
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That's Paul Belch.

56
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He was Bill's sidekick at school.

57
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Where's his costume?

58
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Are you a bit nervous?

59
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You know neither of
you two are invited, right?

60
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Yeah.
Well, we'll walk you to the door.

61
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Why don't you walk me to
the Mucky Mallard instead?

62
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Is that Olivia?

63
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- Wow.
- Let's go.

64
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I told you, no costumes.

65
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Bill says he dares you to wear it.

66
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You know how he hates Ronning Lake.
Come on.

67
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Oh, Frank.

68
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I didn't know you were coming.

69
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Me neither.

70
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I mean, me too.

71
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- I'll just go wash up.
- No.

72
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Hello.
I'm Lou.

73
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- I'm Frank's...
- Olivia.

74
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I'm so sorry. How rude of me.

75
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No, no. And this is Sebastian Brudenell.

76
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Well, how nice to meet you both.

77
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Come on in.

78
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I'm sure we can find
an extra couple of parts.

79
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Really? Oh.
Oh, OK. OK, then.

80
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Come on in.

81
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Yes.

82
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Um, bags and coats there.

83
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You'll have to hand over
your phones and car keys.

84
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Bill is paranoid about people cheating.

85
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Really?

86
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Don't worry.
It's not that kind of party.

87
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Oh.

88
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Look at your truncheon.

89
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Oh.

90
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Oh, you always could make me laugh.

91
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You look, um, beautiful.

92
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You're lovely, lovely, really.

93
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Oh, it's Bill's idea.

94
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You know, I wanted to say something
when we bumped into each other.

95
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Maybe later.

96
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At your service, ma'am.

97
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Well, let me take you through.

98
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Oh, please, at your service.

99
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Pull yourselves together.

100
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Oh.

101
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All this over some toilets?

102
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It's only a game, Hannah.

103
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I need some air.

104
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Isn't that the politician,
Hannah Blumley?

105
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Frank, glad you could make it.

106
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And who are these?

107
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Frank's wife and son
came, isn't that nice?

108
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- No, he's not my wife.
- He's not my son.

109
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In fact, I mean, am I old enough?

110
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Would that work? I don't think so.

111
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I'm... I'm... I'm Lou.

112
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I'm Frank's business partner.

113
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And I'm also the
designated driver tonight.

114
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So, yeah, so Frank is very single.

115
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I mean, single, just...
well, normal single, yeah.

116
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And you're also a PI, are you?

117
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I'm a rather trained actor.

118
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And I also work for them occasionally.

119
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Sebastian is a wonderful actor.

120
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I think, actually, he's going
to be amazing at your game.

121
00:06:16,800 --> 00:06:18,679
I think you're going
to be really impressed.

122
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Well, an entire PI firm turned
up at my murder mystery party.

123
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I suppose I should be flattered.

124
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But I don't have parts for you two.

125
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I told them that we'd make it work.

126
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I told them about your rule.

127
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Come on, let me get you some costumes.

128
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Oh, he loves costumes.

129
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So, uh, where's the rest
of the sixth form, then?

130
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Eugene's on his way.

131
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Eugene Bottom?

132
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From bottom to top,
lawyer, would you believe it?

133
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He's been helping me with my will.

134
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We should have a quiet word.

135
00:07:03,857 --> 00:07:05,700
I'll be honest.

136
00:07:06,220 --> 00:07:08,520
I'm the one who was desperate to see you.

137
00:07:08,521 --> 00:07:10,660
I used Olivia as bait.

138
00:07:10,870 --> 00:07:11,921
Why?

139
00:07:11,946 --> 00:07:16,700
Let's just say, you'll be
doing me a favour if you just

140
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keep an eye on her tonight
in your professional capacity.

141
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I'm sorry, Bill.

142
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I don't really feel
comfortable with that.

143
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I can recommend somebody else.

144
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Yeah.

145
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Your scruples do you credit.

146
00:07:36,135 --> 00:07:37,176
Ah, see?

147
00:07:37,201 --> 00:07:39,920
Never kicked the habit I
started on the music block roof.

148
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That'll be Eugene.

149
00:07:50,740 --> 00:07:52,920
Eugene, you remember Frank?

150
00:07:52,921 --> 00:07:54,079
Of course.

151
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How are you?

152
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- Well, you come as a...
- A pimp.

153
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Oh.

154
00:07:58,400 --> 00:08:00,060
Eugene Bottom.

155
00:08:00,260 --> 00:08:01,740
Frank Hathaway.

156
00:08:02,220 --> 00:08:05,640
I didn't realise this was a
party for losers and hangers-on.

157
00:08:05,641 --> 00:08:06,440
Oh.

158
00:08:06,441 --> 00:08:07,920
You still afraid of heights, Bottom?

159
00:08:07,945 --> 00:08:09,439
Come on, Paul, play nice.

160
00:08:09,440 --> 00:08:11,280
Fill the bottle up, Belch.

161
00:08:11,305 --> 00:08:12,319
I'll have a drink.

162
00:08:12,320 --> 00:08:14,159
Yes, you can serve us
all a drink in a moment.

163
00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:17,080
First, the keys, please,
that you may have.

164
00:08:17,081 --> 00:08:19,547
- Mobile phone, I thank you.
- There you go.

165
00:08:19,572 --> 00:08:21,667
Would you show them through
to the drawing room, darling?

166
00:08:21,691 --> 00:08:24,175
Of course.
Isn't that good that we're all together?

167
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It's been so long.

168
00:08:25,600 --> 00:08:26,661
Have you seen the powder?

169
00:08:26,686 --> 00:08:27,727
I know.

170
00:08:32,677 --> 00:08:34,279
This is not a reunion.

171
00:08:34,280 --> 00:08:35,559
It's a job.

172
00:08:35,560 --> 00:08:37,079
Bill wants me to watch Olivia.

173
00:08:37,080 --> 00:08:38,731
Really? Well, what did you say?

174
00:08:38,756 --> 00:08:39,786
No.

175
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I don't want to get involved
in their marital disputes.

176
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Soon as dinner's
finished, we're out of here.

177
00:08:45,560 --> 00:08:46,780
What about me?

178
00:08:47,020 --> 00:08:51,500
Olivia Bluebell is one of the most
powerful women in British theatre.

179
00:08:51,746 --> 00:08:54,439
Well, don't worry. You've still got
plenty of time to impress her.

180
00:08:54,440 --> 00:08:56,740
She's not given me much to work with.

181
00:08:57,140 --> 00:08:58,420
What are you?

182
00:08:58,479 --> 00:08:59,580
An ant?

183
00:09:00,180 --> 00:09:01,479
No, he's a pilot.

184
00:09:01,480 --> 00:09:03,060
An explorer.

185
00:09:03,340 --> 00:09:04,479
Sorry.

186
00:09:04,480 --> 00:09:07,540
Sorry, I just need some
time to work on my back story.

187
00:09:09,746 --> 00:09:10,756
Oh.

188
00:09:12,140 --> 00:09:14,100
Dinner is served.

189
00:09:14,787 --> 00:09:16,620
I hope you're all ready for this.

190
00:09:24,770 --> 00:09:27,159
Five minutes behind schedule.

191
00:09:27,160 --> 00:09:29,566
Come along, everyone.
Chop, chop, chop, chop.

192
00:09:29,859 --> 00:09:33,079
Frank, Paul, Eugene, you remember Hannah.

193
00:09:33,080 --> 00:09:34,380
Long time no see.

194
00:09:34,486 --> 00:09:36,060
Too fancy for us, are you?

195
00:09:36,860 --> 00:09:39,020
For you, Eugene.

196
00:09:40,680 --> 00:09:42,860
I hear about you in the news sometimes.

197
00:09:43,100 --> 00:09:45,399
I don't get as much coverage as I should.

198
00:09:45,400 --> 00:09:48,220
Oh, really?
I feel like I see you everywhere.

199
00:09:49,048 --> 00:09:50,295
Oh, sorry, I'm Lou.

200
00:09:50,320 --> 00:09:51,780
I'm Frank's...

201
00:09:53,110 --> 00:09:54,640
I'm the maid.

202
00:09:54,730 --> 00:09:56,039
Not his maid.

203
00:09:56,040 --> 00:09:57,420
He's single.

204
00:09:59,793 --> 00:10:01,921
So, gazpacho.

205
00:10:02,357 --> 00:10:05,199
It's been a favourite of
mine since our honeymoon

206
00:10:05,200 --> 00:10:09,140
and Olivia kindly agreed
to make it for us tonight.

207
00:10:09,380 --> 00:10:14,300
It's not really 1920s, of
course, but it is blood red.

208
00:10:14,820 --> 00:10:18,319
Well, let's just hope you eat it tonight.

209
00:10:18,320 --> 00:10:19,439
What?

210
00:10:19,440 --> 00:10:21,860
He's been on a diet lately.

211
00:10:22,500 --> 00:10:25,980
In preparation for the next
lovely lady to come along.

212
00:10:26,860 --> 00:10:28,300
Lucky girl.

213
00:10:35,382 --> 00:10:36,800
It's cold.

214
00:10:37,256 --> 00:10:39,340
Yeah, it's gazpacho.

215
00:10:39,660 --> 00:10:40,980
Yeah, it's cold.

216
00:10:41,620 --> 00:10:43,820
Because it's gazpacho.

217
00:10:44,633 --> 00:10:46,700
- Or cold.
- Cold soup.

218
00:10:47,620 --> 00:10:49,020
Posh people do it.

219
00:10:54,780 --> 00:10:58,119
I had to wrestle them snakes.

220
00:10:58,120 --> 00:11:00,500
It was the only way.

221
00:11:01,180 --> 00:11:07,580
Oh, flight commander, Captain
Bicklesworth, reporting for duty.

222
00:11:12,120 --> 00:11:15,860
Monsieur, I have seen some things.

223
00:11:16,986 --> 00:11:18,426
Perfect.

224
00:11:44,840 --> 00:11:48,300
A unique prize for the best detective.

225
00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:52,580
Ah, it is 24-carat gold.

226
00:11:53,010 --> 00:11:55,536
A repurposed anniversary
present, actually.

227
00:11:55,561 --> 00:12:00,540
I thought it was perfect, given that our
relationship's been going down the pan.

228
00:12:01,060 --> 00:12:04,000
- Even I can tell that's a bad taste.
- Yeah, just a bit.

229
00:12:04,001 --> 00:12:06,740
Mind you, if it is a real
copy worth a fortune.

230
00:12:07,821 --> 00:12:09,006
Oh, look.

231
00:12:09,147 --> 00:12:11,887
Frank Hathaway.
Forget not that I am an ass.

232
00:12:11,940 --> 00:12:15,840
Uh, uh,
it's Dockberry from "Much Ado."

233
00:12:16,140 --> 00:12:18,220
He's a sort of useless copper.

234
00:12:18,460 --> 00:12:20,260
Ah, that's good.

235
00:12:21,300 --> 00:12:23,229
But for the game, it's good.

236
00:12:23,230 --> 00:12:24,479
Cha-cha-cha-cha.

237
00:12:24,480 --> 00:12:25,620
No cheating.

238
00:12:25,900 --> 00:12:28,319
Leave that now and
pour some wine, please.

239
00:12:28,320 --> 00:12:29,820
There's a good chap.

240
00:12:31,460 --> 00:12:36,180
So now that we are all finally
here, we can commence.

241
00:12:36,860 --> 00:12:43,700
At 19:10 hours, in the drawing
room, my pocket watch was stolen.

242
00:12:44,940 --> 00:12:46,079
Stolen?

243
00:12:46,080 --> 00:12:48,079
I thought this was a
murder mystery party.

244
00:12:48,080 --> 00:12:50,080
Ah, there are more twists in store.

245
00:12:50,105 --> 00:12:54,220
But for now, there
is a thief in our midst.

246
00:12:55,873 --> 00:12:57,380
Nervous, are we?

247
00:12:58,340 --> 00:12:59,880
Yep, that's it.

248
00:13:06,020 --> 00:13:11,100
Oh, well, well, it couldn't have been
me, because I was with you before dinner.

249
00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:15,519
In your professional
capacity as a lady of the night?

250
00:13:18,788 --> 00:13:20,520
Yeah, well, yes.

251
00:13:20,839 --> 00:13:22,500
Lucky boy, eh?

252
00:13:25,205 --> 00:13:28,020
And you can corroborate that, can you?

253
00:13:29,359 --> 00:13:37,180
Oh, um, I'll, um, try it,
um, oh, it's, uh, yeah, yeah.

254
00:13:37,255 --> 00:13:38,465
- That's it.
- Yeah.

255
00:13:38,642 --> 00:13:41,159
Yeah, Eugene, your alibi.

256
00:13:41,160 --> 00:13:47,940
I, Bottom the pimp, was collecting
payment from Officer Hathaway.

257
00:13:48,380 --> 00:13:54,100
I then went to try and organize
my client, Miss Bluebell's next trick.

258
00:13:54,253 --> 00:13:55,559
Mm, it wasn't me.

259
00:13:55,560 --> 00:13:58,020
I don't think even paying you
would help, would it, darling?

260
00:13:58,800 --> 00:14:01,759
Bill's the most awkward
in a party so far.

261
00:14:01,760 --> 00:14:04,100
Ah, Hannah!

262
00:14:05,300 --> 00:14:06,900
Well, I didn't do it.

263
00:14:07,520 --> 00:14:10,160
I know, because I read ahead.

264
00:14:10,566 --> 00:14:12,860
But your moment will come.

265
00:14:13,220 --> 00:14:15,620
All a bit tense, isn't it?

266
00:14:16,740 --> 00:14:18,500
You got something to say, dear?

267
00:14:19,596 --> 00:14:20,752
Me? No.

268
00:14:20,777 --> 00:14:23,840
No, it's just lovely, lovely water.

269
00:14:26,462 --> 00:14:27,672
Your alibi?

270
00:14:27,721 --> 00:14:29,721
Oh, my alibi, it's, um,

271
00:14:30,339 --> 00:14:34,061
well, I haven't got a...
so, uh...

272
00:14:34,194 --> 00:14:37,666
I'm just a lowly maid.
I was a...

273
00:14:37,691 --> 00:14:40,599
milking a cow,
about 10 past 7.

274
00:14:40,679 --> 00:14:42,376
I don't know.

275
00:14:45,323 --> 00:14:46,413
Paul.

276
00:14:46,660 --> 00:14:50,900
We're filling glasses all night.

277
00:14:51,520 --> 00:14:56,980
Ah, now, I think an excellent
opportunity to steal a pocket watch.

278
00:14:57,700 --> 00:14:58,919
Shall we vote?

279
00:14:58,920 --> 00:15:06,220
Oh, uh, no, Monsieur,
you forget me at your Paris.

280
00:15:07,420 --> 00:15:10,484
Yes, well, I think, uh,
it's running a bit late now.

281
00:15:10,509 --> 00:15:12,479
And we all know that
you've just come back from...

282
00:15:12,480 --> 00:15:18,479
Indeed, I have just returned
from my incroyable exploits

283
00:15:18,480 --> 00:15:21,940
flying over all the
continents of the world.

284
00:15:21,965 --> 00:15:26,460
However,
nothing could have prepared me

285
00:15:26,672 --> 00:15:31,740
for what I noticed on my
way to the dining room.

286
00:15:32,220 --> 00:15:35,140
You have said there is a thief among us.

287
00:15:35,620 --> 00:15:41,260
But what is this if not evidence
of a much darker crime?

288
00:15:41,580 --> 00:15:44,220
What that is is my handkerchief.

289
00:15:45,260 --> 00:15:46,940
I had a nosebleed.

290
00:15:47,140 --> 00:15:49,300
- What, another one?
- Yes.

291
00:15:49,780 --> 00:15:51,860
Right.
Let's vote.

292
00:15:58,237 --> 00:15:59,959
I'm really sorry.

293
00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:01,860
It's honestly nothing personal.

294
00:16:02,100 --> 00:16:03,919
- Paul.
- No.

295
00:16:03,920 --> 00:16:06,799
It's just that I think you
had, like, the opportunity.

296
00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:08,279
I'm too, yes.

297
00:16:08,280 --> 00:16:11,319
Didn't you say there'd be,
you know, another twist?

298
00:16:11,320 --> 00:16:12,820
Paul, come on.

299
00:16:14,500 --> 00:16:15,599
Really?

300
00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:17,879
It's not my fault you
got a stupid name, is it?

301
00:16:17,880 --> 00:16:19,500
Right, Frank.

302
00:16:20,420 --> 00:16:23,079
It's always the person
you expect the least.

303
00:16:23,080 --> 00:16:23,920
Huh?

304
00:16:23,921 --> 00:16:27,180
- Oh.
- Oh.

305
00:16:27,205 --> 00:16:29,919
So I sold my own pocket watch.

306
00:16:29,920 --> 00:16:31,280
Very good.

307
00:16:32,260 --> 00:16:33,680
All right.

308
00:16:34,502 --> 00:16:37,519
Paul, you got the most votes.

309
00:16:37,520 --> 00:16:39,719
So stand up. Turn to page four.

310
00:16:50,237 --> 00:16:52,040
I confess, I'm the thief.

311
00:16:57,388 --> 00:16:59,480
Oh, yes, absolutely.
Well done, lads.

312
00:16:59,481 --> 00:17:00,935
Bill, have some water.

313
00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:12,780
Just stop.

314
00:17:15,320 --> 00:17:18,500
Whatever the personal cost.

315
00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:22,959
Oh, so good.

316
00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:29,399
It's a thing that I'm the one in
theatre and he's in plumbing.

317
00:17:30,600 --> 00:17:33,439
I mean, OK, you can start milking it now.

318
00:17:33,440 --> 00:17:35,040
See, that's the thing with amateurs.

319
00:17:35,065 --> 00:17:36,519
They never know when to stop.

320
00:17:36,520 --> 00:17:38,599
There's a difference in...
Bill.

321
00:17:40,702 --> 00:17:42,820
Oh, are you...

322
00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:47,440
I think there's a twist.

323
00:17:47,465 --> 00:17:48,687
There's a little twist.

324
00:17:49,600 --> 00:17:51,001
You can't trust that.

325
00:17:51,026 --> 00:17:53,260
No, you can't.

326
00:17:55,820 --> 00:17:59,020
He... he's dead.

327
00:18:03,773 --> 00:18:05,440
Is he, though?

328
00:18:13,390 --> 00:18:15,160
He is, yes.

329
00:18:16,080 --> 00:18:17,599
Dear God.

330
00:18:17,600 --> 00:18:19,015
We need to call an ambulance.

331
00:18:19,040 --> 00:18:20,599
I told Billy it was over doing it.

332
00:18:20,699 --> 00:18:23,760
That line's not working.
I think it's the storm.

333
00:18:23,849 --> 00:18:25,559
Awful house.

334
00:18:25,560 --> 00:18:27,599
I never wanted to move here.

335
00:18:27,860 --> 00:18:29,836
Of course, Bill loved it.

336
00:18:29,861 --> 00:18:32,769
It was perfect for all his games.

337
00:18:33,589 --> 00:18:35,359
Get justice done.

338
00:18:35,360 --> 00:18:37,399
He was playing with us to the end.

339
00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:39,959
Are you sure you don't
know the code to the safe?

340
00:18:39,960 --> 00:18:41,100
No.

341
00:18:41,380 --> 00:18:43,599
He always kept it secret.

342
00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:45,900
It's all part of his thing.

343
00:18:45,940 --> 00:18:50,300
He even made us put our phones in there
because he thought it was only fair.

344
00:18:53,117 --> 00:18:55,380
Should we get you a little brandy?

345
00:18:56,500 --> 00:18:58,180
Does it have to be little?

346
00:18:58,780 --> 00:18:59,900
No.

347
00:19:21,702 --> 00:19:23,243
Hi, Eugene.

348
00:19:24,440 --> 00:19:26,686
Bill mentioned you were
helping him with his will.

349
00:19:27,773 --> 00:19:29,820
He reached out to me a few months ago.

350
00:19:30,060 --> 00:19:31,740
Anything I should know about it?

351
00:19:31,940 --> 00:19:34,060
You know, anything unusual?

352
00:19:36,060 --> 00:19:37,260
Eugene?

353
00:19:38,780 --> 00:19:41,020
He said he was worried he might die soon.

354
00:19:52,660 --> 00:19:53,823
OK.

355
00:20:02,499 --> 00:20:04,340
Never mind an ambulance.

356
00:20:04,580 --> 00:20:07,279
I've got to look at the board of
directors now that Bill is dead.

357
00:20:07,280 --> 00:20:10,600
He's not even cold, and
you're thinking about that?

358
00:20:10,943 --> 00:20:14,660
White Pumps and Plumbing is one
of the biggest companies in Stratford.

359
00:20:15,940 --> 00:20:19,140
Bill would have wanted a smooth handover.

360
00:20:19,356 --> 00:20:20,759
What, to you?

361
00:20:20,760 --> 00:20:21,843
Yes.

362
00:20:22,396 --> 00:20:24,460
He should have given
me the company years ago.

363
00:20:24,780 --> 00:20:27,100
Oh, you can dry your crocodile tears.

364
00:20:27,340 --> 00:20:28,780
Desperate for a divorce.

365
00:20:32,779 --> 00:20:34,340
We need to talk.

366
00:20:41,590 --> 00:20:44,055
I don't think Bill died
of natural causes.

367
00:20:44,080 --> 00:20:45,540
I think he was murdered.

368
00:20:45,600 --> 00:20:46,975
So what are we going to do?

369
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:48,408
We're in the middle of nowhere.

370
00:20:48,797 --> 00:20:51,022
Well, I hate to say it,
but if there has been foul play,

371
00:20:51,047 --> 00:20:53,051
it doesn't
look great for Olivia.

372
00:20:53,102 --> 00:20:54,106
Why?

373
00:20:54,131 --> 00:20:57,255
Well, Bill says he doesn't trust her,
and then he dies.

374
00:20:57,280 --> 00:20:59,095
And the last thing he
says is he wants you to

375
00:20:59,120 --> 00:21:01,319
get justice done,
whatever the personal cost.

376
00:21:01,320 --> 00:21:04,055
Just because Bill was worried about
Olivia doesn't mean he was right.

377
00:21:04,080 --> 00:21:06,304
Yeah, and she just seemed
genuinely upset and shocked,

378
00:21:06,329 --> 00:21:08,252
which is more than I could say
for some of them.

379
00:21:08,277 --> 00:21:10,376
I mean, if he was poisoned,
it could have been anyone.

380
00:21:10,400 --> 00:21:11,411
Paul.

381
00:21:11,436 --> 00:21:14,780
It can't have been the wine because he
poured it for all of us, including himself.

382
00:21:14,829 --> 00:21:16,599
- Might have been the soup.
- Gazpacho.

383
00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:17,780
Bless you.

384
00:21:18,329 --> 00:21:20,216
I had a whole bowl of it.
I didn't even like it.

385
00:21:20,241 --> 00:21:22,199
And now, actually, I
don't think I feel very well.

386
00:21:22,200 --> 00:21:23,799
Look, calm down.

387
00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:25,519
The bowls were pre-served.

388
00:21:25,520 --> 00:21:27,919
Any sensible killer
would put it straight into

389
00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:30,409
Bill's bowl and then dispose
of whatever they used.

390
00:21:30,434 --> 00:21:32,439
- Yeah.
- Any clues on the potty?

391
00:21:32,440 --> 00:21:34,540
No, some things don't leave a trace.

392
00:21:34,565 --> 00:21:36,439
Listen, we need to
keep this to ourselves.

393
00:21:36,440 --> 00:21:38,220
We don't want to spread panic.

394
00:21:39,260 --> 00:21:41,300
What are you, um...

395
00:21:43,660 --> 00:21:46,340
How dare you keep this from us!

396
00:21:56,243 --> 00:21:57,900
Bill was murdered.

397
00:21:59,779 --> 00:22:02,420
One of us is a killer.

398
00:22:20,910 --> 00:22:22,779
Poison soup.

399
00:22:23,380 --> 00:22:25,180
I need my pills.

400
00:22:26,500 --> 00:22:29,779
Look, if we all stick
together, she'll be safe.

401
00:22:30,340 --> 00:22:32,300
Hank, the, um...

402
00:22:33,923 --> 00:22:35,420
Shall I get rid of that?

403
00:22:35,980 --> 00:22:38,340
Yeah, and any other weapons you can find.

404
00:22:38,580 --> 00:22:40,620
I'm a respected politician.

405
00:22:40,940 --> 00:22:44,975
I can't afford to be caught up in
some scandal about a murder.

406
00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:46,779
Bill died of a heart attack.

407
00:22:46,953 --> 00:22:49,171
He learned his murder
mystery stuff got to your head.

408
00:22:49,223 --> 00:22:50,283
It's true.

409
00:22:50,308 --> 00:22:52,015
I mean, what evidence do you have?

410
00:22:52,040 --> 00:22:53,919
We're just being cautious.

411
00:22:53,920 --> 00:22:56,599
I, uh, I need to use the toilet.

412
00:22:56,600 --> 00:22:58,860
- Hang on.
- It's an emergency.

413
00:23:15,830 --> 00:23:17,180
Hello?

414
00:23:26,509 --> 00:23:27,620
Go on, ask her.

415
00:23:27,645 --> 00:23:29,094
- I can't ask her.
- Go quiet.

416
00:23:29,119 --> 00:23:30,493
Just go on.

417
00:23:32,836 --> 00:23:34,055
All right.

418
00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:35,170
Yeah.

419
00:23:36,780 --> 00:23:38,300
So...

420
00:23:40,900 --> 00:23:43,180
You and Bill were
getting a divorce, yeah?

421
00:23:46,309 --> 00:23:52,361
Well, we've been unhappy for years, but
that doesn't mean to say I killed him.

422
00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:53,422
No.

423
00:23:53,500 --> 00:23:54,820
No...

424
00:23:57,255 --> 00:23:59,026
So how was it, Bottom?

425
00:23:59,229 --> 00:24:00,896
Was... it...?

426
00:24:01,248 --> 00:24:02,258
Oh...

427
00:24:03,103 --> 00:24:04,540
It's fine.

428
00:24:06,060 --> 00:24:09,340
If you really think it was a murder,
Frankie boy, you should ask your ex.

429
00:24:09,813 --> 00:24:13,380
I mean, Bill didn't really want
to get a divorce.

430
00:24:13,620 --> 00:24:16,490
Plus, who made the soup, hmm?

431
00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:17,890
What about you?

432
00:24:18,040 --> 00:24:20,919
There must be a reason Bill
made you the thief in the game.

433
00:24:20,920 --> 00:24:23,400
He's been embezzling money
from the company for years.

434
00:24:23,489 --> 00:24:24,900
Where's your proof?

435
00:24:25,260 --> 00:24:27,575
In Bill's last will and testament,

436
00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:29,919
ready to go to the board
in the event of his death.

437
00:24:29,920 --> 00:24:32,460
Bill made millions out of my designs.
Millions.

438
00:24:33,220 --> 00:24:35,860
He kept me on a miserable salary.

439
00:24:36,100 --> 00:24:38,692
The unblockable toilet?
On me.

440
00:24:38,717 --> 00:24:41,040
- Toilets are all you ever think about.
- That's right.

441
00:24:41,041 --> 00:24:43,424
Ever since you lot
used to shove my face in one.

442
00:24:43,449 --> 00:24:44,600
That's right.

443
00:24:46,838 --> 00:24:48,220
Where's Hannah?

444
00:24:51,100 --> 00:24:52,740
I'll go and find her.

445
00:25:20,522 --> 00:25:23,620
Must have been tough, being
in Bill's shadow all these years.

446
00:25:24,260 --> 00:25:25,599
We all were.

447
00:25:25,989 --> 00:25:27,957
The rest of us moved on, Paul.

448
00:25:29,700 --> 00:25:31,260
Is that so?

449
00:25:32,580 --> 00:25:34,600
Have you moved on from this?

450
00:25:34,860 --> 00:25:36,599
Stop it! Stop it! What did you do?

451
00:25:36,600 --> 00:25:37,719
Give that back.

452
00:25:37,720 --> 00:25:40,820
Is that from when Bill pushed
you off your music block roof?

453
00:25:49,799 --> 00:25:51,640
Candlestick now.

454
00:25:55,340 --> 00:25:57,300
Lid pointing.

455
00:26:02,740 --> 00:26:04,460
Spanner.

456
00:26:09,060 --> 00:26:10,620
Rope.

457
00:26:19,386 --> 00:26:20,860
Oh, come on.

458
00:26:23,043 --> 00:26:24,140
Come on.

459
00:26:24,380 --> 00:26:26,020
Ahem.

460
00:26:32,097 --> 00:26:35,319
Do you know, I don't think
Bill was murdered at all.

461
00:26:35,320 --> 00:26:38,039
I think your Frankie boy there's
got the wrong end of his truncheon.

462
00:26:38,040 --> 00:26:42,100
Hey, you know, he only became
a PI because he was fired.

463
00:26:43,940 --> 00:26:46,860
I wasn't fired. I retired.
I was admired.

464
00:26:47,100 --> 00:26:49,267
I've looked everywhere.
Even the billiard room.

465
00:26:49,292 --> 00:26:51,475
There's a billiard room,
but I can't find her.

466
00:26:51,565 --> 00:26:54,239
Look who I found
trying to break into the safe.

467
00:26:54,240 --> 00:26:57,359
Well, we're like fish in a barrel here.
Somebody's got to go for help.

468
00:26:57,360 --> 00:26:59,980
Oh, Hannah,
you just want to save your own skin.

469
00:27:00,005 --> 00:27:01,740
What are you saying, Eugene?

470
00:27:02,580 --> 00:27:05,660
Because I would be
very careful if I were you.

471
00:27:05,685 --> 00:27:09,780
The only person we
know is a criminal is Paul.

472
00:27:09,980 --> 00:27:14,260
And you would say that Bill wasn't
murdered if you'd murdered him.

473
00:27:14,740 --> 00:27:16,600
Do you want me to prove that?

474
00:27:16,660 --> 00:27:18,180
- No.
- Yes.

475
00:27:23,629 --> 00:27:25,159
Is that what I think it is?

476
00:27:25,160 --> 00:27:26,208
Yep.

477
00:27:27,100 --> 00:27:28,820
That's the end of Bill's soup.

478
00:27:30,113 --> 00:27:32,959
See, this is why you should
have put me in charge.

479
00:27:32,960 --> 00:27:34,460
Cos I get things done.

480
00:27:34,900 --> 00:27:37,700
- Are you OK?
- You, sir. You're an idiot.

481
00:27:37,873 --> 00:27:39,193
And, yeah, I'm fine.

482
00:27:39,312 --> 00:27:42,080
I mean, that was
disgusting, but I'm fine.

483
00:27:42,119 --> 00:27:43,720
Oh, no!

484
00:27:43,765 --> 00:27:45,380
May I mince the belt?

485
00:27:47,060 --> 00:27:49,055
No, I think his pulse is irregular.

486
00:27:49,080 --> 00:27:50,919
- We need to get to hospital.
- I'll check the landline.

487
00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:52,020
Clear.

488
00:27:53,620 --> 00:27:54,879
What are you...?

489
00:27:54,880 --> 00:27:57,500
No, I think it actually worked.

490
00:28:00,620 --> 00:28:02,319
- What's happening?
- You see? See!

491
00:28:02,320 --> 00:28:04,240
There was definitely
something in the soup.

492
00:28:05,620 --> 00:28:07,839
- What are you doing?
- It's worth a try.

493
00:28:07,840 --> 00:28:09,399
It's still dead.

494
00:28:09,400 --> 00:28:11,580
The landline. Not you.

495
00:28:12,540 --> 00:28:13,740
Oh, good.

496
00:28:14,100 --> 00:28:16,159
Right, this is an active crime scene.

497
00:28:16,160 --> 00:28:18,860
We need to get out of here
and stay out of here. Come on.

498
00:28:19,046 --> 00:28:21,045
- Come on.
- Come on, mate.

499
00:28:21,500 --> 00:28:23,018
It's all right. Come on.

500
00:28:23,043 --> 00:28:24,412
- Come on.
- OK.

501
00:28:31,170 --> 00:28:35,239
To this boy. He's either
really stupid or really clever.

502
00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:38,780
Wow, that's so stupid.
Mind you, he did invent that toilet.

503
00:28:39,540 --> 00:28:41,679
Will you stop fiddling
with your truncheon?

504
00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:44,240
- I'm desperate for a wee.
- Then go.

505
00:28:45,717 --> 00:28:46,736
Look...

506
00:28:46,996 --> 00:28:48,716
someone in here is a poisoner.

507
00:28:48,929 --> 00:28:51,760
I'm starving.
You ate the soup.

508
00:28:52,073 --> 00:28:54,100
- Go on.
- Where's Sebastian?

509
00:28:59,200 --> 00:29:01,100
I think it's gonna be all right.

510
00:29:02,643 --> 00:29:04,090
Trust me.

511
00:29:12,740 --> 00:29:15,615
Hannah's character pack.
She tore a page out.

512
00:29:15,640 --> 00:29:16,959
Ooh, a confession?

513
00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:20,013
There was supposed to be
another twist later on. Well, a murder.

514
00:29:20,014 --> 00:29:21,759
- Bill?
- No, Eugene.

515
00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:25,319
I confess to pushing Eugene
Bottom down the stairs.

516
00:29:25,320 --> 00:29:28,020
- What if it was Hannah and not Bill?
- What?

517
00:29:28,460 --> 00:29:29,959
When we were at college,

518
00:29:29,960 --> 00:29:32,940
Eugene was pushed off
the roof of the music block.

519
00:29:33,180 --> 00:29:35,599
Bill, Paul and Hannah
used to hang out up there.

520
00:29:35,600 --> 00:29:38,980
Eugene went up there one day,
maybe because Bill dared him.

521
00:29:39,260 --> 00:29:41,340
Either way, down he came.

522
00:29:41,540 --> 00:29:44,520
Landed on the bike
rack, was almost impaired.

523
00:29:44,715 --> 00:29:48,060
He always thought Bill had pushed
him, but there was never any proof.

524
00:29:48,460 --> 00:29:50,820
Bill never denied it, though.

525
00:29:51,110 --> 00:29:53,839
Do you remember when we came in,
Bill and Hannah were having that row?

526
00:29:53,863 --> 00:29:55,247
Maybe it was about that.

527
00:29:55,272 --> 00:29:58,714
Maybe she was worried Bill was gonna
let everybody know what had happened.

528
00:29:58,835 --> 00:30:01,380
If she did do it, that would
give her a clear motive.

529
00:30:01,405 --> 00:30:03,996
What about the other character packs?
Is there anything of interest?

530
00:30:04,020 --> 00:30:05,399
Not that I can see.

531
00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:07,420
I think we should go and talk to Hannah.

532
00:30:09,100 --> 00:30:13,420
I just didn't want to play the
murderer in the game, that's all.

533
00:30:13,639 --> 00:30:15,600
But what about the
argument you were having

534
00:30:15,601 --> 00:30:17,900
with Bill earlier?
Something about toilets?

535
00:30:18,140 --> 00:30:20,879
Public toilets are a
waste of taxpayers' money.

536
00:30:20,880 --> 00:30:24,700
People can use the pub, you
know, spend a literal penny.

537
00:30:24,980 --> 00:30:26,743
- It's good for business.
- Bill's business.

538
00:30:26,768 --> 00:30:30,679
White pumps and plumbing
service Stratford's public toilets.

539
00:30:30,680 --> 00:30:34,260
And if they follow my plan,
well, they'll lose the contract.

540
00:30:34,680 --> 00:30:37,260
So you two had toilet trouble?

541
00:30:38,180 --> 00:30:40,940
It wasn't worth trying
to ruin my career over.

542
00:30:41,100 --> 00:30:42,620
Were you being blackmailed?

543
00:30:42,860 --> 00:30:46,300
Oh, Bill's dares.

544
00:30:47,260 --> 00:30:51,500
I would never even have thought
to push Eugene if it wasn't for him.

545
00:30:51,534 --> 00:30:54,440
And then to hold it over
me all these years later.

546
00:30:54,441 --> 00:30:56,620
But I did not poison him.

547
00:30:57,140 --> 00:31:00,300
I mean, murder's hardly
good as a vote winner, is it?

548
00:31:02,220 --> 00:31:05,100
I did see something, though.

549
00:31:09,020 --> 00:31:11,980
All right.
Don't crowd me.

550
00:31:14,183 --> 00:31:17,660
Earlier,
when I was looking for my handbag,

551
00:31:17,980 --> 00:31:20,860
I heard something in the kitchen.

552
00:31:23,540 --> 00:31:26,500
I assumed everyone
was in the drawing room.

553
00:31:27,060 --> 00:31:33,900
So I looked in and saw Eugene
frantically searching for something.

554
00:31:36,140 --> 00:31:41,220
He found whatever it was,
put it in his pocket and left.

555
00:31:46,540 --> 00:31:49,333
I thought I heard a noise
when I was in the kitchen.

556
00:31:49,334 --> 00:31:51,280
He must have slipped in after I left.

557
00:31:51,281 --> 00:31:57,500
You see, Eugene doesn't know that it
was me who pushed him off the roof.

558
00:31:58,580 --> 00:32:01,040
And if he wants revenge...

559
00:32:02,366 --> 00:32:03,700
Revenge?

560
00:32:04,420 --> 00:32:06,679
I'll give you revenge!

561
00:32:06,680 --> 00:32:08,540
Oh, Eugene, I'm so sorry.

562
00:32:09,100 --> 00:32:12,500
OK. Let's all go and sit quietly
in the drawing room, shall we?

563
00:32:19,780 --> 00:32:22,420
We just want to know what
you were doing in the kitchen.

564
00:32:22,445 --> 00:32:23,900
It's a simple question.

565
00:32:24,460 --> 00:32:26,660
She's the one who should
be answering the questions.

566
00:32:26,685 --> 00:32:28,583
Come clean, Bottom.

567
00:32:28,683 --> 00:32:31,100
- You killed Bill.
- Of course he did.

568
00:32:31,264 --> 00:32:32,784
You don't believe that, do you?

569
00:32:47,854 --> 00:32:49,854
I forgot about that truncheon.

570
00:32:52,095 --> 00:32:54,780
You won't believe me, but
I felt someone attack me.

571
00:32:55,020 --> 00:32:56,559
I grabbed the first thing I could.

572
00:32:56,560 --> 00:32:58,399
So you were claiming self-defence?

573
00:32:58,473 --> 00:33:02,488
I, erm...
Sorry, I just... Oh.

574
00:33:02,513 --> 00:33:05,980
I, erm...
I tripped over that bit of carpet.

575
00:33:06,300 --> 00:33:08,517
Yes, I think you hit me on your way down.

576
00:33:08,542 --> 00:33:10,576
- Yeah, I think you probably hit me too.
- Sorry.

577
00:33:10,606 --> 00:33:12,826
I just screamed because
everybody else screamed.

578
00:33:13,448 --> 00:33:19,660
Well, it still doesn't explain what
YOU were doing in the kitchen, though.

579
00:33:22,190 --> 00:33:24,100
It wasn't me.

580
00:33:25,900 --> 00:33:28,420
I think I know what's been going on.

581
00:33:29,660 --> 00:33:31,676
Team meeting. Now.

582
00:33:32,906 --> 00:33:36,046
Sebastian, you keep an eye on this lot.

583
00:33:36,120 --> 00:33:38,860
What about team meeting?
I mean...

584
00:33:40,150 --> 00:33:41,599
No, sorry.

585
00:33:54,861 --> 00:33:57,415
What if Eugene is covering for someone?

586
00:33:57,440 --> 00:34:00,919
I really feel like there's something
going on with him and Olivia.

587
00:34:00,920 --> 00:34:02,119
Like what?

588
00:34:02,120 --> 00:34:05,199
I don't know, just little
words and glances.

589
00:34:05,200 --> 00:34:08,119
Words and glances are
inadmissible in a court of law.

590
00:34:08,120 --> 00:34:10,119
We're not in a court of law?

591
00:34:10,144 --> 00:34:12,860
And if Bill wouldn't grant her
a divorce, then maybe she...

592
00:34:14,060 --> 00:34:16,340
I just think we need to speak to Olivia.

593
00:34:19,097 --> 00:34:21,040
Oh, oops, sorry.

594
00:34:21,065 --> 00:34:25,039
Olivia, may I have a little
word, maybe in the library?

595
00:34:25,040 --> 00:34:26,860
She's got nothing to say to you.

596
00:34:27,269 --> 00:34:30,620
OK, maybe she could tell me that herself.

597
00:34:31,619 --> 00:34:34,660
No.
This is what I was doing in the kitchen.

598
00:34:37,288 --> 00:34:38,760
I was getting these.

599
00:34:38,761 --> 00:34:41,142
For me.
I mislaid them.

600
00:34:41,167 --> 00:34:44,368
Eugene saw I was struggling,
and he found them for me. That's all.

601
00:34:44,393 --> 00:34:45,973
Mind if I take a look?

602
00:34:46,500 --> 00:34:47,548
Of course.

603
00:34:47,740 --> 00:34:48,860
Thanks.

604
00:34:49,860 --> 00:34:51,940
Diagomenity.

605
00:34:52,729 --> 00:34:55,500
Fatal in overdose.
This is empty.

606
00:34:56,420 --> 00:34:58,399
Looks like we found our murder weapon.

607
00:34:58,400 --> 00:35:01,100
Question is, which one of you did it?

608
00:35:02,033 --> 00:35:03,922
- I confess everything.
- It was me.

609
00:35:04,415 --> 00:35:06,919
After what you've been
through, nobody can blame you.

610
00:35:06,920 --> 00:35:08,920
I'm amazed you didn't do it years ago.

611
00:35:09,632 --> 00:35:13,720
When you said you needed your pills,
I thought you wanted me to cover up for you.

612
00:35:13,721 --> 00:35:15,959
I just couldn't find them.

613
00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:18,340
You both thought the other one did it.

614
00:35:18,780 --> 00:35:20,759
You were covering for each other.

615
00:35:20,760 --> 00:35:21,940
But why?

616
00:35:24,060 --> 00:35:25,719
Cos they're in love, Frank.

617
00:35:25,720 --> 00:35:27,380
What? It's a bit of a leap.

618
00:35:27,620 --> 00:35:28,980
She's right.

619
00:35:30,020 --> 00:35:31,380
We are.

620
00:35:32,060 --> 00:35:34,980
You could see how
unhappy I was with Bill.

621
00:35:35,120 --> 00:35:40,300
- We didn't mean anything to happen, but...
- Bill knew you were having an affair?

622
00:35:40,620 --> 00:35:44,559
He suspected, yes, but
he thought it was with you.

623
00:35:44,560 --> 00:35:47,640
Saw us in town, but two
and two together made five.

624
00:35:47,997 --> 00:35:51,220
So that's why there was all that
stuff in the game about, you know...

625
00:35:51,386 --> 00:35:55,100
I didn't know he'd invited you.
Otherwise, I would have warned you.

626
00:35:56,763 --> 00:35:59,337
Yeah,
we must be missing something.

627
00:35:59,400 --> 00:36:01,719
I can't think of an empty
stomach or a full bladder.

628
00:36:01,720 --> 00:36:04,839
Why don't you go and
try out that famous flush?

629
00:36:04,840 --> 00:36:06,180
Yeah.

630
00:36:08,069 --> 00:36:10,340
Hopefully it makes him feel better.

631
00:36:10,940 --> 00:36:12,260
Yeah.

632
00:36:27,925 --> 00:36:32,040
Keeler! What the hell are you
doing trying to fright me today?

633
00:36:32,120 --> 00:36:33,719
Seemed a bit jumpy, actually.

634
00:36:33,720 --> 00:36:36,639
You would be too if you were
stuck in the house with a dead body.

635
00:36:36,807 --> 00:36:38,865
- Bill White.
- How do you know?

636
00:36:38,994 --> 00:36:41,398
- Why are you here anyway?
- Anonymous tip-off.

637
00:36:41,519 --> 00:36:44,106
Wouldn't normally follow it,
but in this case...

638
00:36:44,819 --> 00:36:46,939
Take me to the body, please.

639
00:36:51,120 --> 00:36:53,040
This looks bad, Frank.

640
00:36:53,120 --> 00:36:55,359
- Very bad.
- Does it?

641
00:36:55,360 --> 00:36:58,383
I mean, I know it does, but
why do you think it does?

642
00:36:59,276 --> 00:37:01,799
I received this at 2100 hours.

643
00:37:01,800 --> 00:37:03,919
I came straight away, as instructed,

644
00:37:03,920 --> 00:37:06,620
and here, just as I was
warned, is Bill White.

645
00:37:06,940 --> 00:37:09,540
Dead. Murdered by his love rival.

646
00:37:09,900 --> 00:37:11,940
- You what?
- Frank Hathaway.

647
00:37:13,640 --> 00:37:15,180
That's nonsense.

648
00:37:15,860 --> 00:37:17,000
Who did it, then?

649
00:37:17,120 --> 00:37:19,820
Odds are the person
that sent you this note.

650
00:37:20,820 --> 00:37:23,700
They're probably sitting in
the drawing room right now.

651
00:37:27,460 --> 00:37:29,455
Oh, Keeler, thank goodness!

652
00:37:29,480 --> 00:37:31,279
Oh, don't get too excited.

653
00:37:31,280 --> 00:37:32,679
He thinks I've killed Bill.

654
00:37:32,680 --> 00:37:34,020
You what?

655
00:37:35,100 --> 00:37:36,700
Olivia Bluebell.

656
00:37:37,100 --> 00:37:38,660
DS Keeler.

657
00:37:44,003 --> 00:37:48,120
You wanted Bill gone, so you and Frank
could carry on your love affair, correct?

658
00:37:48,196 --> 00:37:50,248
What?
No.

659
00:37:50,273 --> 00:37:53,535
I... I bumped into Frank.
We hadn't seen each other for years.

660
00:37:53,626 --> 00:37:55,625
So I gave him a hug.

661
00:37:56,600 --> 00:37:57,980
That's all it was.

662
00:37:58,420 --> 00:37:59,900
You sure about that?

663
00:38:01,460 --> 00:38:07,301
OK, I... I was thinking of asking him
to dig up some dirt on Bill

664
00:38:07,326 --> 00:38:10,166
so I could get a divorce,
but I didn't in the end.

665
00:38:10,240 --> 00:38:14,020
I haven't thought about
Frank in that way for years.

666
00:38:14,900 --> 00:38:16,780
I'm with Eugene.

667
00:38:18,620 --> 00:38:20,380
I'm her lover.

668
00:38:22,470 --> 00:38:24,045
That does make more sense.

669
00:38:24,972 --> 00:38:26,621
But Frank didn't know that.

670
00:38:27,260 --> 00:38:28,620
You strung him along.

671
00:38:28,860 --> 00:38:30,919
Made him do all the dirty work for you.

672
00:38:30,920 --> 00:38:33,119
He was really gutted when she left him.

673
00:38:33,120 --> 00:38:35,199
Cried all over his school dinners.

674
00:38:35,200 --> 00:38:37,420
Uh, Joe, I didn't do it.

675
00:38:38,060 --> 00:38:41,540
Well, in that case, you won't
mind if I search you, then.

676
00:38:48,500 --> 00:38:50,540
Oh, easy, Tiger.

677
00:38:55,060 --> 00:38:56,820
Tiger Menardine.

678
00:38:57,500 --> 00:39:00,119
Wait, isn't that the same
stuff that was in Bill's suit?

679
00:39:00,120 --> 00:39:02,199
No, listen, don't you do anything stupid.

680
00:39:02,200 --> 00:39:06,140
Frank Hathaway, I'm arresting
you on suspicion of murder.

681
00:39:16,297 --> 00:39:17,959
Backup should be here any minute.

682
00:39:17,960 --> 00:39:19,319
You know this is ridiculous.

683
00:39:19,320 --> 00:39:21,720
You know, I always knew you
were going to mess up, Frank.

684
00:39:22,020 --> 00:39:24,740
But I must admit, I never
thought it'd be murder.

685
00:39:25,060 --> 00:39:26,199
Oh, my God.

686
00:39:26,200 --> 00:39:27,679
Oh, my God, indeed.

687
00:39:27,680 --> 00:39:30,140
You'd better get yourself
a very good lawyer.

688
00:39:31,300 --> 00:39:33,559
- Call yourself a Shakespeare scholar.
- What?

689
00:39:33,560 --> 00:39:35,599
It's always the person you least expect.

690
00:39:35,600 --> 00:39:36,759
Delaying tactics.

691
00:39:36,760 --> 00:39:39,340
All right, thank you,
Mr. Hairylip, give me a chance.

692
00:39:39,980 --> 00:39:41,300
Right, from the pack.

693
00:39:41,540 --> 00:39:43,999
"Welcome, destruction,
blood and massacre.

694
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:47,200
"I see, as in a map, the end of all."

695
00:39:47,225 --> 00:39:49,340
From the note that Keeler received.

696
00:39:49,580 --> 00:39:51,359
"Bill White is in danger."

697
00:39:51,360 --> 00:39:55,380
"The end of all his
hopes of his life is coming."

698
00:39:55,740 --> 00:39:57,060
The end of all.

699
00:39:57,500 --> 00:39:59,260
These were written by the same person.

700
00:39:59,460 --> 00:40:00,479
Shakespeare?

701
00:40:00,480 --> 00:40:03,420
No, not just the
phrase, "The end of all".

702
00:40:03,940 --> 00:40:05,980
What if Bill wasn't murdered?

703
00:40:06,636 --> 00:40:07,759
What if he killed himself?

704
00:40:07,760 --> 00:40:09,672
- He wouldn't do that.
- Never.

705
00:40:09,697 --> 00:40:11,799
But if he was going to die anyway.

706
00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:14,199
Exactly.
The smoker's cough.

707
00:40:14,200 --> 00:40:15,294
Bloody handkerchief.

708
00:40:15,295 --> 00:40:17,966
And you said he'd been
losing weight recently.

709
00:40:18,126 --> 00:40:19,359
Yes, that's true.

710
00:40:19,406 --> 00:40:23,119
He designed the game so that
we'd be at each other's throats.

711
00:40:23,216 --> 00:40:25,119
You'd be exposed as a thief

712
00:40:25,232 --> 00:40:28,130
and you'd have to confess to
Eugene putting your career at risk.

713
00:40:28,155 --> 00:40:29,863
But he didn't live to see any of that.

714
00:40:29,888 --> 00:40:32,060
Yeah,
the story's fallen apart, Frank.

715
00:40:32,600 --> 00:40:34,960
Bill died before he expected to.

716
00:40:35,180 --> 00:40:36,820
In Romeo and Juliet,

717
00:40:37,380 --> 00:40:41,162
Romeo has time after he takes
the poison to do a whole speech,

718
00:40:41,187 --> 00:40:45,271
but Bill can't have
had even a whole dose

719
00:40:45,272 --> 00:40:48,200
because there was still enough
Gazpatcho for you to have some.

720
00:40:48,201 --> 00:40:50,260
And you only fainted.

721
00:40:50,480 --> 00:40:54,119
- But if he was already ill...
- He misjudged the dose.

722
00:40:54,120 --> 00:40:56,980
Doesn't explain why you
had the pills in your pocket.

723
00:40:57,180 --> 00:40:58,580
Maybe they were planted.

724
00:40:58,940 --> 00:40:59,999
In the library.

725
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:01,759
When he asked me to
keep an eye on Olivia,

726
00:41:01,760 --> 00:41:03,760
he could have slipped
them easily into my pocket.

727
00:41:09,020 --> 00:41:13,719
If we had been having an affair,
well, the plan would have been genius.

728
00:41:13,720 --> 00:41:14,900
What plan?

729
00:41:15,420 --> 00:41:17,380
First, destruction.

730
00:41:17,633 --> 00:41:19,100
The game.

731
00:41:19,300 --> 00:41:21,160
Secrets are revealed.

732
00:41:23,100 --> 00:41:25,700
Second, blood.

733
00:41:25,900 --> 00:41:27,839
That disgusting tomato soup.

734
00:41:27,840 --> 00:41:29,519
Third, massacre.

735
00:41:29,520 --> 00:41:30,714
Bill's death.

736
00:41:30,740 --> 00:41:31,999
Olivia's in the frame.

737
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:33,860
You turn up, now I'm in the frame.

738
00:41:34,100 --> 00:41:36,940
If only he'd talked to me.

739
00:41:37,300 --> 00:41:39,700
He always had to be in control.

740
00:41:40,380 --> 00:41:41,959
Even after his death.

741
00:41:41,960 --> 00:41:43,620
He wanted to break you all.

742
00:41:43,860 --> 00:41:48,239
That's why he took our keys and phones off us,
locked them away, trapped us here.

743
00:41:48,240 --> 00:41:50,479
No, this is all just circumstantial.

744
00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:54,060
Not when you see they've both
been written on the same typewriter.

745
00:41:55,500 --> 00:41:57,119
Bill's typewriter.

746
00:41:57,120 --> 00:41:59,060
The one with the wonky 'E'.

747
00:42:07,842 --> 00:42:09,660
He got the keys.

748
00:42:13,786 --> 00:42:16,900
Thy drugs are quick.

749
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:21,220
Thus, with a kiss...

750
00:42:23,625 --> 00:42:25,105
I die.

751
00:42:28,440 --> 00:42:31,239
That actually was really good.

752
00:42:31,240 --> 00:42:34,540
I mean, no, bravo, that was brilliant.

753
00:42:34,940 --> 00:42:38,559
I wish I could help you, but
I'm going back to acting myself.

754
00:42:38,560 --> 00:42:42,920
Bill made me stop, but I hope to see you
at an audition or something.

755
00:42:43,983 --> 00:42:46,140
Don't give up. Good work.

756
00:42:46,740 --> 00:42:49,119
I've had enough of you
causing trouble, Frank.

757
00:42:49,120 --> 00:42:50,460
Causing trouble?

758
00:42:50,660 --> 00:42:52,440
All I did was give her a hug.

759
00:42:52,940 --> 00:42:56,860
Well, now there's a man dead, and I've
got to question somebody about theft.

760
00:42:57,220 --> 00:42:58,999
Maybe he's not too hard on Paul.

761
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:02,420
I was wanting him to invent
an unsplashable toilet seat.

762
00:43:03,020 --> 00:43:05,100
Olivia's leaving casting.

763
00:43:05,180 --> 00:43:06,559
I know.

764
00:43:06,560 --> 00:43:08,460
We heard. I'm sorry.

765
00:43:12,980 --> 00:43:16,759
You know, I don't think Bill
was as clever as he thought.

766
00:43:16,760 --> 00:43:21,660
Yeah, he is not, cos massacre
means several people, not just one.

767
00:43:21,980 --> 00:43:23,060
Yes.

768
00:43:23,740 --> 00:43:26,940
Anne, he misunderstood
that Dogberry quote.

769
00:43:26,965 --> 00:43:28,839
Forget not that I am an ass.

770
00:43:28,840 --> 00:43:32,580
Mm.
Dogberry's not really a useless copper.

771
00:43:32,980 --> 00:43:34,660
He saves the day in the end.

772
00:43:36,335 --> 00:43:37,785
Oh.

773
00:43:38,740 --> 00:43:40,060
Shall we?

774
00:43:40,820 --> 00:43:42,140
Oh.

775
00:43:49,293 --> 00:43:52,373
Sub extracted from video & improved by
Se7enOfNin9 for addic7ed.com

776
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a few corrections & dashes by 7kozlov
also for addic7ed.com ))