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[ Birds chirping,
soft music playing ]

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[ Loud banging ]

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[ Gasps ]

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Freya. Freya!
The house is under attack!

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Assume battle positions!

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Sid, it's okay.
It's just me.

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Oh. Whoa.
Uh, what are you doing?

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Putting up decorations.

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What do you think?

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Uh...

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I mean, wow.
Cool, right?

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It's the heads
of my enemies.

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Yeah. No, I see that.

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I guess...
I'm just worried

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it might come across
as a bit spine-tingling.

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How do you mean?
I'm just worried

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that our new neighbours
aren't accustomed

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to the casual horrors
of the wasteland

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in the same way that we are.

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Gosh, Sid, I love you,
but I think you're

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way off base here.

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You really need to
see it plugged in

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to get the full effect.

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[ Generator whirring ]

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[ Heads groaning to "When
the Saints Go Marching In" ]

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Yeah, you're right.
It is better like that.

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Right?

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[ Heads continue groaning ]

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♪♪

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Your subjects in Old New Jersey
can't pay your tribute on time

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on account of
an extended Nuclear Winter.

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It's too bad for them.
Crush them.
"Crush them." Got it.

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Uh, the Canyon People
were hoping

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they could have
their women and children back.

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Hm. I guess you could do that.
Shut up. Crush them.

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"Crush them too." Great.

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Oh, uh, this note was left
for you on the door.

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Hm.

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"Dear neighbour, you are
in violation of Rule 17.4

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prohibiting unsanctioned
lawn ornamentation.

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Please remove the decapitated
heads immediately.

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Signed, the 'Hoa.'"

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Who is this Hoa?

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I don't know, but it sounds
intimidating.

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Like some sort of mythical beast
or barbarian king.

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Whoever it is, no one tells
Freya Exaltada what to do.

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I will find this Hoa,
and I will destroy it.

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That's right, Mommy.
You show 'em who is boss.

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Give e'm the ol' one, two!
Sure, sure!

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You know what I love
about this job, Devon?

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It's that we're doing
actual good in the world.

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For instance, without us,
this doll would just be trash.

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But now some child
will have a new best friend.

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Aah! That...one has a family
of scorpions living in it.

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But the point remains.

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[ Man moans weakly ]

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I'm looking
for the Junkman.

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Ah. My package is here.

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I was ambushed
by bandits.

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It was a slaughter.

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Tell my wife...
I love her.

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Yeah, sure, pal. Here's
a shiny beak for your troubles.

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[ Groans ]

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What is it?

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[ Mystical music playing ]

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They call it
the Gigachron.

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Rumour has it its power
transcends time and space.

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And more importantly,

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some rich schmuck is willing
to pay me a lot of money for it.

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Alright.
So, accompanying me

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on this
very important sale...

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is...

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Sid, my golden boy.

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Hell yes!

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I thought
I was your golden boy.

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Nope. It's Sid now.

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In fact, Sid, why don't you take
Devon's desk from now on?

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Devon, you go sit on that pile
of trash over there.

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Alright, let's go, Sid.

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Sorry, Devon.

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Don't be sorry for Devon.
He's a piece of crap.

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♪♪

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Hi. Yeah, uh,
the pothole on Main Street

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still hasn't been fixed,
and I tried to drive my car

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over it the other day, and it
went into a bottomless pit.

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[ Loud thud ]
Aah!

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♪♪

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[ Gasping ]

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It is I, Freya Exaltada.

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I have come to slay the Hoa.

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Ma'am, this is actually
the Homeowners Association.

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If you'd like to file
a complaint,

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you need to wait your turn.

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So you must be
the leader here.

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Surprising choice
for an overlord.

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Small, mousy,

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resting bitch face.

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Yes, I am the "overlord,"
I suppose.

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[ Chuckles ]

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Linda Sherman,
HOA President.

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Very well, Linda Sherman,
I challenge you

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to hand-to-hand combat
for control of Boomtown.

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Oh, no,
we don't do that here.

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If you want to be president,

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you need to win an election.

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An election?

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Seems like an insane way
to pick a leader.

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Very well.

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If those are your terms
of battle, then I accept.

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And I promise, when I am
president of the HOA...
Ma'am, your time is up.

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...I will crush any
and all stand in my way.

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And there will be --
[ Microphone cuts ]

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Wow. Really?

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[ Scoffs ]
That's crap.

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I mean, I don't care,
but that's crap.

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[ Dramatic music playing ]

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Getting kind of a spooky vibe
from this place.

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How -- How much do we know
about this buyer?

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I assume he's like
a regular customer of yours?

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Nope.
Never met him in my life.

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Really?

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The Gigachron seems like
an awfully powerful device

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to just be handing over
to a complete stranger.

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Shouldn't we find out
what his intentions are

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or run a background check?

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At least get a copy
of his photo I.D., right?

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Sid, relax. I've done
these deals millions of times.

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I'm sure he's just some guy.

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Gentlemen, Ugulus Sleeze
will see you now.

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Wait, did she say his name
was Ugulus Sleeze?

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[ Mechanical whirring ]

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♪♪

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[ Chuckles menacingly, growls ]

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Welcome.

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[ Laughs evilly ]

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See? Just some guy.

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You have the Gigachron?

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Yep. It's right here.

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That'll be 30,000
bird beaks.

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You said 20,000.

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That was last week.
Price went up.

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[ Snarls, laughs ]

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I like your style.
Get him his money.

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♪♪

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[ Case rattles ]

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I think we're good.

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[ Grunts ]

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At last, the Gigachron
is within my grasp.

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Okay, no, actually, just --
I need to borrow my boss

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for a very quick moment.

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We need to discuss
a business matter.

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Not about you.
What are you doing?

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We're in
the middle of a deal.
Okay.

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Does anything strike you as
concerning about the situation?

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How so?
Oh, I don't know.

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Maybe the fact that
Ugulus seems totally evil,

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like his greed
and depravity turned him

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into something
not quite human.

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And also that it lives
in a pool of toxic muck,

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which is
maybe his life force.

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I feel like any one
of these things

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should be a huge red flag.

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He seems
like a good guy to me.

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Look, he's smiling
and he's being very respectful

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about keeping his genitals
below the muck line.

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It's just it's really important
to me that my job

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doesn't conflict
with my personal values.

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It doesn't.

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I mean, look, of course,

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if we knew Ugulus
was a bad dude,

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we wouldn't be
selling him the Gigachron.

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But we can't go investigating
every single person

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we do business with
for whether they've ever done

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anything bad in their lives.

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Nor should we.

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That's not part of the job.

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Okay?
Congrats, Mr. Sleeze.

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You are the proud owner
of one new Gigachron.

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At last! The power!
The power!

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[ Groans ]

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Oh, man.
He's licking it.

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[ Vocalising ]
Okay, uh, well,

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we should probably
hit the road then.

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Goodbye forever,
Mr. Sleeze

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Wait!
We should celebrate.

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Let us from suckle
from the teat of decadence.

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Mmm.

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Sounds nice, right?
Suckling some teat?

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Beep, beep.
The party bus has arrived,

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and, uh-oh, the bus driver
has been drinking on the job!

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What the hell?

192
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Tai, you made it.
Did the party bus
make a wrong turn?

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I thought this was
going to be a rager.

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Yeah, it's a raging
local meet-and-greet

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to get to know the candidate.

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Help yourself
to a lemon square.

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We'll get started in a sec.

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Oh, man, I can't believe I got
my robo penis polished

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for this shit.

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[ Sighs ]

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Would you like to make
a donation to the campaign?

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Every little bit helps.
Oh, yes.

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That sounds great.

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Ah, shoot.
You know, I forgot my wallet.

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Oh, no. And I was going to give
so much money. Darn it.

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[ Clears throat ]
Testing, testing.

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One, two, three.
Hello, everyone.

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So when you elect me
as your next HOA president,

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I promise to rule
with an iron fist.

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Your houses will burn,
chaos will reign.

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And every day will be a barrage
of suffering and misery

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until I grant you
the sweet release of death.

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Um, yeah.
No, I don't like that.

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Okay. Well, it doesn't really
matter what you like,

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because I'll be in charge.

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Actually, kind of does.

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Because these people
won't vote for you

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unless you listen to their
whiny little jerkoff problems.

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Yeah, exactly.

220
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Oh. Okay. Um...okay.
let's try this again.

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I would love to hear
about what you want,

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because I care...about you

223
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and don't think that
you're a pathetic worm.

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Much better.

225
00:09:05,705 --> 00:09:07,086
Hey, great news.

226
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I just remembered you
can donate online.

227
00:09:08,868 --> 00:09:10,850
Oh, my gosh. That's so great.

228
00:09:10,950 --> 00:09:12,371
Why don't you send me
an e-mail?

229
00:09:12,471 --> 00:09:15,054
Yeah, my e-mail is
fakename at

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not-a-real-email-address
dot nothing.

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Got it. Is there a dot
between the fake and name?

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[ Inhales deeply ]

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Ooh, hachi machi!
That's strong stuff!

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Blossom is an ancient narcotic
used to access the great divine.

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All I know is it's making me
want to bust a freakin' nut.

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Hey, what's the matter,
little one?

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This is a glorious day.

238
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When I unleash the power
of the Gigachron --

239
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Oh, no, no, no.
Actually, I think the less

240
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I know about your plans
for the Gigachron, the better.

241
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Why don't we talk
about something else?
Hm.

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Did you grow up
in this lair,

243
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or did you move here
after college?

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The Sleezes ruled
for generations before

245
00:10:01,240 --> 00:10:07,426
before House Benevola overthrew
us, spreading peace in the land.

246
00:10:07,526 --> 00:10:10,710
But that all changes tonight

247
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when I unleash
the power of the --

248
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No, no, no, no, no.
Again. Again.

249
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I do not need to know
what you're doing with it.

250
00:10:15,975 --> 00:10:18,798
How about we will just sit here
and finish our drugs in silence?

251
00:10:18,898 --> 00:10:20,519
Sure, sure. Mm-hmm.

252
00:10:20,619 --> 00:10:22,121
♪♪

253
00:10:22,221 --> 00:10:24,363
I was just gonna say I'm gonna
blow House Benevola away

254
00:10:24,463 --> 00:10:26,445
with the Gigachron.
Damn it, Ugulus! Why?

255
00:10:26,545 --> 00:10:28,608
Oopsies.

256
00:10:28,708 --> 00:10:29,929
[ Inhales deeply ]

257
00:10:30,029 --> 00:10:32,331
Mama, mama, mama!

258
00:10:32,431 --> 00:10:33,693
And...

259
00:10:33,793 --> 00:10:35,775
I busted.
[ Laughs ]

260
00:10:35,875 --> 00:10:38,497
The Battledome used to be a
place where people could gather

261
00:10:38,597 --> 00:10:40,179
and settle disputes.

262
00:10:40,279 --> 00:10:42,301
Now it's covered in trash.

263
00:10:42,401 --> 00:10:45,064
No one's been killed
here in ages.

264
00:10:45,164 --> 00:10:46,986
It's a shame.
[ Spits ]

265
00:10:47,086 --> 00:10:49,508
How dare you suggest your future
queen pick up your trash?

266
00:10:49,608 --> 00:10:51,591
I should bite
your friggin' nuts!

267
00:10:51,691 --> 00:10:54,754
Down, boy! Down! Heel!
Let me at him!
I can tell he's got juicy ones!

268
00:10:54,854 --> 00:10:56,315
[ Shouts indistinctly ]

269
00:10:56,415 --> 00:10:59,518
Hey! Hey!
Down, boy, down.

270
00:10:59,618 --> 00:11:00,840
I'll do it.

271
00:11:00,940 --> 00:11:02,602
No!

272
00:11:02,702 --> 00:11:05,524
No. You're Freya Exaltada.
You answer to no man.

273
00:11:05,624 --> 00:11:08,047
I don't like it either,
but if this is what it takes

274
00:11:08,147 --> 00:11:11,430
to crush Linda and rule the HOA,
I'll it.

275
00:11:13,312 --> 00:11:14,533
Time to take out
the trash.

276
00:11:14,633 --> 00:11:16,736
[ Upbeat synth music playing ]

277
00:11:16,836 --> 00:11:18,257
♪♪

278
00:11:18,357 --> 00:11:20,019
[ Beeping ]

279
00:11:20,119 --> 00:11:29,068
♪♪

280
00:11:29,168 --> 00:11:30,990
Man: Hey, you're there.

281
00:11:31,090 --> 00:11:35,154
We think what you're doing
is pretty cool.

282
00:11:35,254 --> 00:11:36,355
Want some help?

283
00:11:36,455 --> 00:11:45,805
♪♪

284
00:11:45,905 --> 00:11:47,907
Nice work, guys.
We did it.

285
00:11:49,068 --> 00:11:51,010
Hey, beautiful job.

286
00:11:51,110 --> 00:11:53,693
So, do I have your vote?

287
00:11:53,793 --> 00:11:56,615
I should have mentioned you.
I already voted for Linda.

288
00:11:56,715 --> 00:11:59,578
What?! I -- I did exactly
what you asked for.

289
00:11:59,678 --> 00:12:01,981
Yeah, but
I always vote for Linda.

290
00:12:02,081 --> 00:12:03,422
We all do.

291
00:12:03,522 --> 00:12:05,705
In fact, she won the election.
by a landslide.

292
00:12:05,805 --> 00:12:07,827
[ Groans ]

293
00:12:07,927 --> 00:12:10,069
[ Dramatic music playing ]

294
00:12:10,169 --> 00:12:17,276
♪♪

295
00:12:17,376 --> 00:12:22,201
Mommy-y-y-y-y!

296
00:12:22,301 --> 00:12:26,445
Linda-a-a-a-a!

297
00:12:26,545 --> 00:12:29,088
Hey, I'm ready to make
that donation now.

298
00:12:29,188 --> 00:12:31,450
[ Gasps ] Oh, no.
Did I just miss it?

299
00:12:31,550 --> 00:12:33,813
Oh, is it too late?

300
00:12:33,913 --> 00:12:37,276
Oh, no. I'm so sad.

301
00:12:38,477 --> 00:12:40,900
The time has come

302
00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:45,044
to unleash the power
of the Gigachron.

303
00:12:46,886 --> 00:12:48,828
Yes...

304
00:12:48,928 --> 00:12:53,472
Okay, so I have just spoken to
Ugulus, and long story short,

305
00:12:53,572 --> 00:12:55,154
he is definitely evil.

306
00:12:55,254 --> 00:12:56,796
Oh, jeez. He is?

307
00:12:56,896 --> 00:12:59,198
Yeah, he was pretty explicit
that he's planning on using

308
00:12:59,298 --> 00:13:01,320
the Gigachron to blow
a bunch of innocent people.

309
00:13:01,420 --> 00:13:04,203
So obviously we can't
work with him now.

310
00:13:04,303 --> 00:13:06,205
Yeah.

311
00:13:06,305 --> 00:13:08,247
But I also want to make
a lot of money.

312
00:13:08,347 --> 00:13:11,130
So there's that.
But, no, you -- you said

313
00:13:11,230 --> 00:13:13,372
we were okay as long as we
didn't know what his plans are.

314
00:13:13,472 --> 00:13:15,895
Now we do know what they are,
so, what, are we just gonna...

315
00:13:15,995 --> 00:13:17,696
throw away your morals
for a paycheque?

316
00:13:17,796 --> 00:13:18,978
Exactly!

317
00:13:19,078 --> 00:13:21,981
See? You did
learn something today.

318
00:13:22,081 --> 00:13:24,383
The old order falls.

319
00:13:24,483 --> 00:13:27,186
A new order begins.

320
00:13:27,286 --> 00:13:33,152
[ Laughs evilly ]

321
00:13:33,252 --> 00:13:35,755
Aah!

322
00:13:35,855 --> 00:13:37,556
No!

323
00:13:37,656 --> 00:13:40,659
[ Gurgling ]

324
00:13:43,983 --> 00:13:46,125
What did you do?
I stopped Ugulus

325
00:13:46,225 --> 00:13:48,167
before he could kill everyone
with the Gigachron.

326
00:13:48,267 --> 00:13:51,250
The Gigachron
isn't a weapon.

327
00:13:51,350 --> 00:13:53,052
It isn't?
No.

328
00:13:53,152 --> 00:13:55,474
It's a karaoke machine.

329
00:13:56,795 --> 00:13:58,898
[ "Waterfalls" playing ]

330
00:13:58,998 --> 00:14:02,862
Oh, I remember this song.
"Waterfalls" by TLC.

331
00:14:02,962 --> 00:14:04,503
Catchy tune.

332
00:14:04,603 --> 00:14:05,785
Did you know
it was about AIDS?

333
00:14:05,885 --> 00:14:07,306
Guards.

334
00:14:07,406 --> 00:14:10,649
♪ Don't go chasing waterfalls ♪

335
00:14:11,210 --> 00:14:13,712
We find you guilty
of the murder

336
00:14:13,812 --> 00:14:16,876
of our beloved boss
and dear friend, Ugulus Sleeze.

337
00:14:16,976 --> 00:14:18,717
Okay, wait. Timeout
for just a second.

338
00:14:18,817 --> 00:14:20,920
In my defence,
the guy did say he was gonna

339
00:14:21,020 --> 00:14:22,161
blow everyone away.

340
00:14:22,261 --> 00:14:23,762
Yes, he was going to blow them

341
00:14:23,862 --> 00:14:26,605
away with his beautiful
singing voice.

342
00:14:26,705 --> 00:14:28,447
Ugulus was going to bring
the Gigachron to

343
00:14:28,547 --> 00:14:29,688
Lord Benevola's birthday party

344
00:14:29,788 --> 00:14:31,490
and finally end
their silly feud.

345
00:14:31,590 --> 00:14:32,731
Okay, but I mean,
you can see

346
00:14:32,831 --> 00:14:34,333
how I might have
misinterpreted that.

347
00:14:34,433 --> 00:14:36,415
The guy was an insane,
disgusting 30-ton monster,

348
00:14:36,515 --> 00:14:39,218
for God's sake.
Whoa!
So we're fat shaming him now?

349
00:14:39,318 --> 00:14:40,980
No, no, I did--
That's not --

350
00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:43,142
So you just go around killing
every fat person you see.

351
00:14:43,242 --> 00:14:44,864
People like you make me sick.

352
00:14:44,964 --> 00:14:48,107
Can I say that I just hired
this guy, like, a week ago,

353
00:14:48,207 --> 00:14:50,709
and he does not represent
the values of my business.

354
00:14:50,809 --> 00:14:56,075
Okay, clearly...
I owe everyone a huge apology.

355
00:14:56,175 --> 00:15:00,479
I realise now that I have a huge
amount of work to do on myself,

356
00:15:00,579 --> 00:15:06,125
and I appreciate all
of your support on that journey.

357
00:15:06,225 --> 00:15:08,467
I am a work in progress.

358
00:15:10,629 --> 00:15:11,810
[ Whispering ]
Did that work?

359
00:15:11,910 --> 00:15:13,893
Kill them.
[ Weapons powering up ]

360
00:15:13,993 --> 00:15:18,037
Ma'am, we found this holodex
at Mr. Sleeze's tank.

361
00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:23,542
Hello, friends.

362
00:15:23,642 --> 00:15:27,826
If you're seeing this,
then I'm already dead.

363
00:15:27,926 --> 00:15:31,190
Reunited with
my beautiful wife, Janine.

364
00:15:31,290 --> 00:15:33,152
Aw, man. Dead wife.

365
00:15:33,252 --> 00:15:37,877
In these polarised times,
with everyone's squabbling

366
00:15:37,977 --> 00:15:39,718
over who's right
and who's wrong,

367
00:15:39,818 --> 00:15:43,522
we must remember
that we're all human.

368
00:15:43,622 --> 00:15:47,326
We must forgive and rebuild.

369
00:15:47,426 --> 00:15:50,289
Namaste.
Woman: Namaste.

370
00:15:50,389 --> 00:15:51,450
He's right.

371
00:15:51,550 --> 00:15:53,292
You two are free to go.

372
00:15:53,392 --> 00:15:55,054
It's what Ugulus
would have wanted.

373
00:15:55,154 --> 00:15:57,416
Oh.
Yeah. Thank you.

374
00:15:57,516 --> 00:15:59,518
Thank you.
Thank you so much.

375
00:16:00,759 --> 00:16:02,541
I just -- Can I say
for the record as well

376
00:16:02,641 --> 00:16:04,103
my favourite uncle
struggled with weight issues

377
00:16:04,203 --> 00:16:05,104
his whole life.

378
00:16:05,204 --> 00:16:06,625
Get out of here!
Okay.

379
00:16:06,725 --> 00:16:08,908
Sid, you've done enough harm
for one day.

380
00:16:09,008 --> 00:16:11,010
Let's go.
Okay.

381
00:16:13,852 --> 00:16:15,634
Linda Sherman!

382
00:16:15,734 --> 00:16:17,036
Again with the door.

383
00:16:17,136 --> 00:16:21,720
You had the gall
to challenge me in battle.

384
00:16:21,820 --> 00:16:24,323
I declare...

385
00:16:24,423 --> 00:16:25,925
defeat.
[ Gasps ]

386
00:16:26,025 --> 00:16:27,806
I was a fool to believe
I could challenge a ruler

387
00:16:27,906 --> 00:16:29,969
as omnipotent as you.

388
00:16:30,069 --> 00:16:31,971
Shame, 'cause I actually kind
of like helping the community.

389
00:16:32,071 --> 00:16:35,014
But that's
all in the past now,

390
00:16:35,114 --> 00:16:37,937
and you must
chop my head off.

391
00:16:38,037 --> 00:16:39,218
Oh.

392
00:16:39,318 --> 00:16:41,020
No, we don't kill you
if you lose.

393
00:16:41,120 --> 00:16:44,423
Huh?
No, in fact, the person
who wins second place

394
00:16:44,523 --> 00:16:46,705
automatically becomes
vice president.

395
00:16:46,805 --> 00:16:48,707
I mean, that is if you want it.

396
00:16:48,807 --> 00:16:52,591
Oh. Uh, well,
I hadn't considered that.

397
00:16:52,691 --> 00:16:56,915
I mean...I suppose
I could be...vice president.

398
00:16:57,015 --> 00:16:59,878
If that's how it works?
Yep. Hmm.

399
00:16:59,978 --> 00:17:02,441
Thank you, Linda.
You are a merciful god.

400
00:17:02,541 --> 00:17:07,086
My children's children will
sing songs of your greatness.

401
00:17:07,186 --> 00:17:08,767
Thank you.
[ Chuckles ]

402
00:17:08,867 --> 00:17:11,130
Freya: We're planning so much
cool stuff for the neighbourhood.

403
00:17:11,230 --> 00:17:12,611
Every Sunday,
we're turning the Battledome

404
00:17:12,711 --> 00:17:13,973
into a farmer's market.

405
00:17:14,073 --> 00:17:15,174
Oh, and at
the end of the month

406
00:17:15,274 --> 00:17:17,376
we're hosting
a huge blood orgy.

407
00:17:17,476 --> 00:17:18,497
My idea.

408
00:17:18,597 --> 00:17:20,980
How is this possible?

409
00:17:21,080 --> 00:17:22,741
My infallible leader
destroyed,

410
00:17:22,841 --> 00:17:25,424
my entire sense
of reality shattered.

411
00:17:25,524 --> 00:17:28,147
Do I even exist?

412
00:17:28,247 --> 00:17:30,789
Are we all but shadows dancing
upon a cave wall?

413
00:17:30,889 --> 00:17:32,431
Aww, cheer up, boy.

414
00:17:32,531 --> 00:17:33,872
Hey. Hey.

415
00:17:33,972 --> 00:17:36,996
Truth is...

416
00:17:37,096 --> 00:17:40,719
this is all a part of my secret
plan to take over the town.

417
00:17:40,819 --> 00:17:43,122
It is?
[ Chuckles ]

418
00:17:43,222 --> 00:17:45,204
First, I have befriend
the neighbours,

419
00:17:45,304 --> 00:17:48,047
helping them with their issues,
offering a shoulder to lean on.

420
00:17:48,147 --> 00:17:51,610
Then, after many years of
earning their trust and respect,

421
00:17:51,710 --> 00:17:56,015
right when they least expect it,
the HOA will be mine!

422
00:17:56,115 --> 00:17:59,218
[ Both laughing evilly ]

423
00:17:59,318 --> 00:18:01,060
Oh, hey, Frey-Frey.

424
00:18:01,160 --> 00:18:02,621
The girls are coming over later
for wine o'clock

425
00:18:02,721 --> 00:18:03,822
if you want to join.

426
00:18:03,922 --> 00:18:05,744
Yes, bitch.
You know it, girl.

427
00:18:05,844 --> 00:18:08,207
[ Laughs ] Okay, bitch!

428
00:18:10,129 --> 00:18:11,670
Um...

429
00:18:11,770 --> 00:18:14,193
wine o'clock
is also part of the plan.

430
00:18:14,293 --> 00:18:15,954
[ Snickers ]

431
00:18:16,054 --> 00:18:18,056
Truly wicked.
I know.

432
00:18:23,902 --> 00:18:26,685
Thanks for the ride home,
and I'm really sorry again

433
00:18:26,785 --> 00:18:29,848
about ruining your big deal
and killing that guy.

434
00:18:29,948 --> 00:18:31,650
Yeah, it's fine.

435
00:18:31,750 --> 00:18:34,133
I wouldn't be much of a mentor
if I gave up on you

436
00:18:34,233 --> 00:18:36,095
after your first mistake.

437
00:18:36,195 --> 00:18:38,177
You're still my golden boy.

438
00:18:38,277 --> 00:18:40,739
Thank you.

439
00:18:40,839 --> 00:18:44,823
Besides, at least today wasn't
a total bust. Check this out.

440
00:18:44,923 --> 00:18:46,785
I stole it
from Ugulus's nightstand

441
00:18:46,885 --> 00:18:49,068
while the guards
were fishing out his dead body.

442
00:18:49,168 --> 00:18:51,390
That's -- That's really bad.

443
00:18:51,490 --> 00:18:52,991
Well, who's to say?

444
00:18:53,091 --> 00:18:55,033
What if I told you
I was going to sell the watch

445
00:18:55,133 --> 00:18:56,195
to buy more drugs?

446
00:18:56,295 --> 00:18:57,676
That makes it much worse.

447
00:18:57,776 --> 00:18:59,037
Eh, who's to say?

448
00:18:59,137 --> 00:19:00,479
Well, if you'll excuse me,

449
00:19:00,579 --> 00:19:03,942
I have some important...
business to attend to.

450
00:19:08,867 --> 00:19:10,609
Hi. I missed you.
Hey.

451
00:19:10,709 --> 00:19:12,531
Did you have a good day
at work?

452
00:19:12,631 --> 00:19:14,333
I don't know that
the words good and bad

453
00:19:14,433 --> 00:19:17,616
have any meaning
for me anymore.

454
00:19:17,716 --> 00:19:19,778
I did make money,
though.

455
00:19:19,878 --> 00:19:21,900
♪♪

456
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:24,503
How was your day, Freya?
It was good. Thanks for asking.

457
00:19:24,603 --> 00:19:26,625
♪♪

458
00:19:26,725 --> 00:19:28,947
♪♪

459
00:19:29,047 --> 00:19:33,112
♪ Don't go chasing waterfalls ♪

460
00:19:33,212 --> 00:19:38,717
♪ Please stick to the rivers and
the lakes that you're used to ♪

461
00:19:38,817 --> 00:19:44,563
♪ I know that you're gonna have
it your way or nothing at all ♪

462
00:19:44,663 --> 00:19:49,328
♪ But I think
you're moving too fast ♪

463
00:19:49,428 --> 00:19:51,570
♪♪

464
00:19:51,670 --> 00:19:54,653
♪ I seen a rainbow yesterday,
but too many storms ♪

465
00:19:54,753 --> 00:19:58,096
♪ Have come and gone, leaving a
trace of not one God-given ray ♪

466
00:19:58,196 --> 00:20:00,018
♪ Is it because my life is
10 shades of grey, I pray ♪

467
00:20:00,118 --> 00:20:03,262
♪ All 10 fade away, seldom
praise Him for the sunny days ♪

468
00:20:03,362 --> 00:20:05,784
♪ And like His promise is true,
only my faith can undo ♪

469
00:20:05,884 --> 00:20:08,427
♪ The many chances I blew
to bring my life to anew ♪

470
00:20:08,527 --> 00:20:11,150
♪ Clear blue
and unconditional skies ♪

471
00:20:11,250 --> 00:20:14,393
♪ Have dried the tears from
my eyes, no more lonely cries ♪

472
00:20:14,493 --> 00:20:17,676
♪ Don't go chasing waterfalls ♪

473
00:20:17,776 --> 00:20:20,859
♪ Please stick
to the rivers... ♪