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Thanks for giving up
your weekend

2
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to straighten out
the books.

3
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It's big of you
to step up like that.

4
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Yeah, sure.

5
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By the way, I am --

6
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I am getting paid overtime
for this, right?

7
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Oh, Sid, you always know
how to put a smile on my face.

8
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No, I'm being serious.

9
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Otherwise, this would be
a major labor violation.

10
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[ Laughs ]
Oh, Sid, you're too much!

11
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My sides are hurting
from laughing too hard.

12
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[ Music playing ]
Hm?

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Oh, sorry about that.
I've got my son for the week.

14
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I didn't even know
you had a son.

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Yeah. Timmy!

16
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Timmy: What?

17
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Ow! Quit hitting myself!

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Ow! I'm not hitting myself.
I am.

19
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Oh, so Timmy is, um,
how do I say this?

20
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A radioactive freak?
Yes.

21
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He's from
my first marriage.

22
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You could say it was
a "toxic" relationship.

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[ Both chuckle ]

24
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But seriously, it was
an abusive dynamic.

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The psychic wounds
from which I'm still recovering.

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Oh, I'm sorry
to hear that.

27
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Now, Timmy, Sid and I
are working.

28
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Your pops happens to be
a pretty important business man.

29
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Well, I think you're a phoney,
and I hate you.

30
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Yeah!
Suck deez nuts, old man!

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[ Laughs ]

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[ Chuckles ]
It's just a game we play.

33
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No, I will not
"suck deez nuts", son.

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[ Door slams ]

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[ Music playing ]

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We have fun.

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♪♪

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Good morning,
Mr. Rubinstein.

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The wreckage from this week's
death race has come in.

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Do you want me to start off
by washing off the brains

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or picking out
the little bits of bones

42
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from underneath the seats?

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Either is fine.

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[ Clatters ]

45
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What's wrong?

46
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I'm worried about Timmy.

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It's his Grouping Ceremony
next week.

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When you get placed
in one of the five groups --

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Strong, Heroic, Kind,
Wise, or Malicious.

50
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Wait, those are the only
five groups a person can be in?

51
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What if you're something else,
like funny or well-organised?

52
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Nope, just the five.

53
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I'm sorry, did you say one of
the groups was called Malicious?

54
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Like evil?

55
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That seems like something
you wouldn't

56
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want to actively encourage.

57
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Enough with the questions.

58
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You probably don't get it

59
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because you're an animal-person
from the Wasteland.

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Oh, yeah, good point.

61
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I always dreamed that Timmy
would get into

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Strong, like his old man.

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You wouldn't know it now,
but, uh,

64
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I was quite
the beefcake in my day.

65
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Wow.
That is a disturbing image.

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Oh, I was ripping phone books
in half,

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grabbing nerds
by the ankle,

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and swinging them
into outer space.

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I don't know if Timmy
has the right stuff.

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Well, hope it all works out
for the best.

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Um, have you seen
my junkyard keys?

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Ah, there they are.

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[ Clattering ]

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Say, you're a strong guy.

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Think you could
tutor Timmy?

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Maybe give him
a pointer or two?

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I mean, suppose
I could, but, I mean,

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this work is gonna
take me all day.

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No, that's fine.
You can just get them both done

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in the same
amount of time.

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Yeah, great.
Why didn't I think of that?

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[ Chuckles ] Yeah.

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♪ You're not a dog,
you're a man ♪

84
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♪ You've been brainwashed
by your captors ♪

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♪ You should kill them
and return to your old life ♪

86
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Man, where have I heard
that song before?

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It's been stuck
in my head for years.

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[ Groans ]
Oh, hi.

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I need coffee.

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[ Gulping ]
Oh.

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Oh.

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[ Gulping ]

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Looks like someone
had a big night.

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[ Belches ]

95
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Tai and I went to one of those
heavy metal concerts

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in the middle
of the Wasteland.

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I think at one point,
I may have gotten up on stage

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and battled
a flame-throwing guitarist?

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Am I, like,
melted anywhere?

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Well, not to brag,

101
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but Sid and I had
a pretty wild night ourselves.

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We cooked
a sensible dinner,

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than played some cards
by the fire.

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But let's just say we didn't
get much playing done,

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because we were asleep
by 9:00, baby!

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Ugh.
That is so lame.

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If you ever see me staying in
on a weekend,

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do me a favor
and kill me.

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[ Both laugh ]

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[ High pitched ringing ]

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Aah!
What?

112
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Wait, what's wrong?
[ Groans ] I don't know.

113
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Ah, it feels like my skull
is being ripped apart!

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Go get help, boy!

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Yeah, no, I'm --
I'm on it.

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I just need -- need to finish
my breakfast first.

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Ooh.

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Oh, man, that's good.

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"In the Wasteland, you happen
upon a gang of marauders

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robbing an innocent man.

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Do you -- A -- risk life and
limb to save the innocent man?

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B -- befriend the marauders?

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C -- bash the marauders
with your huge muscles?

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Or -- D -- kill everyone,
innocent man included,

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and dance in their blood?"

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Jesus.

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Well, I guess we know
which one Malicious is.

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[ Groans ]

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This is a waste of time.

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I'm never getting into Strong.

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Oh, hey, hey, hey.

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Don't say that, even if
that instinct is likely correct.

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Let's just --
We'll tally up your score,

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and we'll see where we are.

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Oh, my God.

136
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Timmy is heroic.

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He chose the Heroic response
to every single question.

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My son is Heroic?

139
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That's terrible news!

140
00:05:02,462 --> 00:05:04,324
What? That's not the reaction
I was expecting.

141
00:05:04,424 --> 00:05:06,526
Well, what's he gonna do
as a hero?

142
00:05:06,626 --> 00:05:08,768
Help a little old lady
across the street?

143
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Stop a terrorist attack?
Where's the money in that?

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Uh, okay, I mean,
if you're looking at it

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from a strictly
money-making angle --

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No, it has to be Strong.

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It was best for me,
and it's best for Timmy.

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Look, I hear you,
but what do you want to do?

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I mean, Timmy just doesn't have
the qualifications.

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Maybe not in
the traditional sense,

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but old Morris
has his ways.

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You mean cheating?

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Bingo, baby.

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[ Air hissing ]

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[ Screams ]

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Oh, that's the stuff, baby!

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Ooh! Who's my next victim --

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I mean, patient, patient.

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Hi.
Hi.

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Thanks for seeing me
on such short notice,

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Dr. Crazybrainz.

162
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I heard you were the best
doctor in Boomtown.

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Actually, I'm the only
doctor in Boomtown.

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Because all the other doctors
were my patients.

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[ Laughs ]

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I can't tell if
you're kidding or not.

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Let's take a little
looksy-loo

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00:06:00,920 --> 00:06:02,902
under the hoodsy-hoo,
shall we?

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00:06:03,002 --> 00:06:05,705
Ow.
Instruments, instruments.

170
00:06:05,805 --> 00:06:08,868
Whoo! All right, cranial sac
looks healthy.

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And a nice squishy
spleen. [ Chuckles ]

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00:06:11,491 --> 00:06:13,633
What do you think
it could be, doc?

173
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Some kind of
deadly super-virus?

174
00:06:15,775 --> 00:06:16,996
Highly advanced nanobots?

175
00:06:17,096 --> 00:06:18,798
God, I hope it's not
a zombie infection.

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I'm too young
to eat brains!

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00:06:20,980 --> 00:06:23,483
You have a hangover.

178
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What?
That's it?

179
00:06:25,865 --> 00:06:28,287
Yeah, just a regular,
run-of-the-mill hangover.

180
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You probably hit it
a little hard last night, right?

181
00:06:30,269 --> 00:06:32,492
No, no, no, no, no.

182
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That can't be right.
I do not get hangovers.

183
00:06:35,635 --> 00:06:38,297
Well, at your age, it's pretty
normal to start getting them.

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I recommend eight hours of sleep
and plenty of liquids.

185
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And that'll cure me?

186
00:06:43,202 --> 00:06:45,024
No, you'll be some
combination of tired

187
00:06:45,124 --> 00:06:46,426
and sore for
the rest of your life.

188
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This will make you feel
slightly less bad.

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[ Cellphone buzzes ]

190
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Sorry, one second.

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I'll leave you to it.

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Hey, Tai.
Hey!

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Last night was epic, huh?
[ Chuckles ]

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00:06:57,336 --> 00:07:00,079
Oh, I went home with
this super hot droid,

195
00:07:00,179 --> 00:07:01,521
but then this morning
I woke up and realised

196
00:07:01,621 --> 00:07:03,162
he was just
a normal trash can.

197
00:07:03,262 --> 00:07:05,645
The sex was still amazing,
though.

198
00:07:05,745 --> 00:07:07,767
So what are you doing tonight?

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00:07:07,867 --> 00:07:09,288
Tonight?

200
00:07:09,388 --> 00:07:10,890
I don't know.
I was, um --

201
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I was thinking maybe I would
just take a night off.

202
00:07:14,193 --> 00:07:16,856
No, no, no!
You can't tonight.

203
00:07:16,956 --> 00:07:19,098
The Sunpiercer's in town.

204
00:07:19,198 --> 00:07:20,940
It's that high-speed
bullet train carrying

205
00:07:21,040 --> 00:07:24,624
an entire society on an endless
loop around the Earth.

206
00:07:24,724 --> 00:07:26,386
It is supposed to be lit!

207
00:07:26,486 --> 00:07:29,629
Damn, that sounds
really fun.

208
00:07:29,729 --> 00:07:31,551
You know what?
Screw it.

209
00:07:31,651 --> 00:07:33,433
I'm in.

210
00:07:33,533 --> 00:07:36,275
Wait, you can't leave now.
You need to rest.

211
00:07:36,375 --> 00:07:38,237
Thanks for the advice, doc,
but you forgot

212
00:07:38,337 --> 00:07:41,000
one thing about --
I'm not a freakin' loser.

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Later, Doctor Dork.

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00:07:42,542 --> 00:07:43,803
Ow.

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00:07:43,903 --> 00:07:45,405
Hey!

216
00:07:45,505 --> 00:07:48,127
What?

217
00:07:48,227 --> 00:07:50,570
Why doesn't anyone
ever listen to me?

218
00:07:50,670 --> 00:07:52,772
Oh, well, time to drill a hole
in my brain.

219
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[ Drill whirring ]
[ Screams, laughs ]

220
00:08:01,641 --> 00:08:04,464
Excuse me? We're look for
The Administrator.

221
00:08:04,564 --> 00:08:06,666
I'm --
Morris Rubinstein.

222
00:08:06,766 --> 00:08:08,908
I've been expecting you.

223
00:08:09,008 --> 00:08:10,590
Wow, how --
how did you know that?

224
00:08:10,690 --> 00:08:13,392
Hm. Well, much like
this bonsai tree,

225
00:08:13,492 --> 00:08:18,037
we've perfected the technology
that sculpts human behaviour --

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what you might call "fate".

227
00:08:21,420 --> 00:08:22,442
Yeah, something tells me
this woman

228
00:08:22,542 --> 00:08:24,123
is not gonna
help you cheat.

229
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Shh, will you let me
do my thing?

230
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Everyone has their price.

231
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Uh, so, listen, my son,
Timmy, really wants to get into

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Strong, but doesn't
really have the grades.

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Think you could
help him out for,

234
00:08:36,195 --> 00:08:39,499
oh, I don't know --
1,000 bird beaks?

235
00:08:39,599 --> 00:08:41,260
Mr. Rubinstein,
if you're asking me

236
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to cheat,
the answer is no.

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The Grouping Ceremony must
remain pure for the proper

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functioning of our society.

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00:08:48,808 --> 00:08:50,510
Would you do it
for 2,000?

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00:08:50,610 --> 00:08:52,872
Mr. Rubinstein,
you are embarrassing yourself.

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Yes, I agree.

242
00:08:54,373 --> 00:08:56,035
Um, thank you so much,
Ms. Administrator.

243
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Sorry for wasting
your time.

244
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You have a lovely office, by the
way, very sterile and cold.

245
00:09:00,379 --> 00:09:02,562
Come on,
she said no, Morris.

246
00:09:02,662 --> 00:09:04,443
Wait!

247
00:09:04,543 --> 00:09:05,925
10,000.

248
00:09:06,025 --> 00:09:07,286
Did you say 10 G's?

249
00:09:07,386 --> 00:09:09,949
All yours if you can get
Timmy into Strong.

250
00:09:11,711 --> 00:09:13,713
Deal.

251
00:09:15,154 --> 00:09:18,097
Wow, it worked.

252
00:09:18,197 --> 00:09:19,739
You know what, I am just gonna
stop asking questions

253
00:09:19,839 --> 00:09:21,841
at this point
and sort of go with it.

254
00:09:23,963 --> 00:09:25,625
Morris: All right, let's go over
this plan one more time.

255
00:09:25,725 --> 00:09:26,986
Oh, did a child
make this?

256
00:09:27,086 --> 00:09:28,948
No, I did,
and it took me all night.

257
00:09:29,048 --> 00:09:31,991
All right, now,
Timmy's test is tomorrow,

258
00:09:32,091 --> 00:09:33,553
but Timmy
won't be there.

259
00:09:33,653 --> 00:09:35,715
You will, passing with
flying colours.

260
00:09:35,815 --> 00:09:37,316
Wait, I'm gonna be Timmy?

261
00:09:37,416 --> 00:09:39,078
Am I not missing
an extra head?

262
00:09:39,178 --> 00:09:40,720
Three steps ahead of you.

263
00:09:40,820 --> 00:09:43,563
I'll be there with you
in an oversized sweater, baby!

264
00:09:43,663 --> 00:09:48,407
Meanwhile, Timmy will take
a fake exam with a fake proctor.

265
00:09:48,507 --> 00:09:51,611
All we have to do is find
someone Timmy won't recognise.

266
00:09:51,711 --> 00:09:54,974
Someone with smarts,
a real professor type.

267
00:09:55,074 --> 00:09:56,656
[ Farts ]

268
00:09:56,756 --> 00:09:58,758
Who farted?

269
00:10:00,279 --> 00:10:02,281
False alarm.

270
00:10:04,884 --> 00:10:06,966
I think we found our guy.

271
00:10:08,848 --> 00:10:10,509
Did we?

272
00:10:10,609 --> 00:10:13,913
[ Train whistle blowing ]

273
00:10:14,013 --> 00:10:17,837
So, the Sunpiercer is divided
by socioeconomic class,

274
00:10:17,937 --> 00:10:19,959
so I say we pregame
here in Poorville

275
00:10:20,059 --> 00:10:21,641
where the drinks
are super cheap,

276
00:10:21,741 --> 00:10:23,643
then make our way over
to first class

277
00:10:23,743 --> 00:10:26,245
where you can teabag
an oil tycoon.

278
00:10:26,345 --> 00:10:28,568
Wow, sounds like
a long night.

279
00:10:28,668 --> 00:10:30,129
When did you say
this party ends?

280
00:10:30,229 --> 00:10:32,491
[ Laughs ] Never.

281
00:10:32,591 --> 00:10:35,094
The Sunpiercer runs on
a perpetual-motion engine

282
00:10:35,194 --> 00:10:37,577
that never stops, baby!

283
00:10:37,677 --> 00:10:39,258
Just like us, right?

284
00:10:39,358 --> 00:10:41,300
[ Chuckles ] Totally!

285
00:10:41,400 --> 00:10:44,183
Choo-choo!

286
00:10:44,283 --> 00:10:47,226
Whew.
I'm gonna need a pick-me-up.

287
00:10:47,326 --> 00:10:52,151
[ Dance music plays ]

288
00:10:52,251 --> 00:10:54,473
Yo, yo, yo, what's up,
party people?

289
00:10:54,573 --> 00:10:55,835
What's on
the menu tonight?

290
00:10:55,935 --> 00:10:58,557
We talkin' Zappers?
Freeze? Sludge?

291
00:10:58,657 --> 00:11:01,080
Oh, sorry, we --
we don't do drugs.

292
00:11:01,180 --> 00:11:02,321
Yeah right.
Look at you.

293
00:11:02,421 --> 00:11:04,003
You're all hyped up
and tweaking.

294
00:11:04,103 --> 00:11:07,647
That's because we're young
and full of natural energy!

295
00:11:07,747 --> 00:11:10,129
Oh. Cool, cool.
Me too.

296
00:11:10,229 --> 00:11:12,652
Hey, guys! Let's eat a full
pizza after this.

297
00:11:12,752 --> 00:11:16,175
We can do that because
we have great metabolisms!

298
00:11:16,275 --> 00:11:17,376
[ Cheering ]

299
00:11:17,476 --> 00:11:19,478
Bye.

300
00:11:19,919 --> 00:11:22,441
[ Beeps ]
Timmy Rubinstein.

301
00:11:25,725 --> 00:11:27,867
Here.

302
00:11:27,967 --> 00:11:29,629
I told you we should
have practiced.

303
00:11:29,729 --> 00:11:31,470
And I told you practicing
would ruin

304
00:11:31,570 --> 00:11:33,572
the electricity
of the moment.

305
00:11:35,254 --> 00:11:36,836
Timmy Rubinstein.
Timmy Rubin-- oh, right.

306
00:11:36,936 --> 00:11:38,798
Sid, sorry, you say it.

307
00:11:38,898 --> 00:11:41,160
Thank you, Timmy.

308
00:11:41,260 --> 00:11:43,042
Have a seat now, please.

309
00:11:43,142 --> 00:11:45,144
Thank you.

310
00:11:46,585 --> 00:11:47,687
She bought it.

311
00:11:47,787 --> 00:11:49,849
She's in on it!

312
00:11:49,949 --> 00:11:54,253
Hey, enough with the talking.
Eyes up here.

313
00:11:54,353 --> 00:11:56,255
Class is in session.

314
00:11:56,355 --> 00:11:58,457
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.

315
00:11:58,557 --> 00:12:00,559
[ Clattering ]

316
00:12:03,082 --> 00:12:06,826
My name is Professor Scraps.

317
00:12:06,926 --> 00:12:11,630
That's --

318
00:12:11,730 --> 00:12:14,113
How do you spell "Pruh"?

319
00:12:14,213 --> 00:12:16,555
"How big are your muscles?"

320
00:12:16,655 --> 00:12:17,636
Huge.

321
00:12:17,736 --> 00:12:19,198
Sid, hey.

322
00:12:19,298 --> 00:12:21,640
I think this little girl
is on to us.

323
00:12:21,740 --> 00:12:23,723
Why do you think that?
She's not even looking at us.

324
00:12:23,823 --> 00:12:25,524
Yeah, because she knows.

325
00:12:25,624 --> 00:12:27,526
I'm cracking
under the pressure, man.

326
00:12:27,626 --> 00:12:28,888
I got to
get out of here!

327
00:12:28,988 --> 00:12:30,489
No.

328
00:12:30,589 --> 00:12:32,631
Wait, no.

329
00:12:34,233 --> 00:12:36,455
Just calm down, okay?
You literally have to sit here

330
00:12:36,555 --> 00:12:38,978
and do nothing
for this plan to work.

331
00:12:39,078 --> 00:12:40,539
[ Beeping ]

332
00:12:40,639 --> 00:12:44,383
Oh, I picked a bad day
to stop wearing underwear.

333
00:12:44,483 --> 00:12:45,985
Why are you not wearing
underwear?

334
00:12:46,085 --> 00:12:48,267
Because we're supposed
to be one person.

335
00:12:48,367 --> 00:12:49,668
If somebody saw two pair
of underwear,

336
00:12:49,768 --> 00:12:51,911
then the whole plan
is blown wide open.

337
00:12:52,011 --> 00:12:54,013
Doy!

338
00:12:55,895 --> 00:12:57,897
Frey-Frey!

339
00:12:59,018 --> 00:13:00,720
[ Snoring ]

340
00:13:00,820 --> 00:13:02,041
Frey-Frey!
Ah!

341
00:13:02,141 --> 00:13:03,442
I'm not asleep, you are.

342
00:13:03,542 --> 00:13:04,844
[ Sighs ]
I'm getting kind of tired.

343
00:13:04,944 --> 00:13:06,125
There's not much going on

344
00:13:06,225 --> 00:13:07,566
in this middle-class section
of the train.

345
00:13:07,666 --> 00:13:10,049
It's just kind of normal.

346
00:13:10,149 --> 00:13:12,571
Oh. I mean, well,
I could keep partying forever.

347
00:13:12,671 --> 00:13:15,254
But, I mean, if you're tired,
I suppose we could leave.

348
00:13:15,354 --> 00:13:16,615
Oh, no,
we don't have to go.

349
00:13:16,715 --> 00:13:18,818
I just have to switch
out my battery.

350
00:13:18,918 --> 00:13:20,920
[ Whirring, clangs ]

351
00:13:21,961 --> 00:13:22,982
[ Whirring ]

352
00:13:23,082 --> 00:13:25,144
Whoo-hoo!
Back to 100%.

353
00:13:25,244 --> 00:13:26,705
Oh, are you freakin'
kidding me?

354
00:13:26,805 --> 00:13:27,987
Choo-choo, bitch!

355
00:13:28,087 --> 00:13:30,269
[ Laughs ] Choo-choo.

356
00:13:30,369 --> 00:13:33,632
It's just hard to weigh
the pros and cons.

357
00:13:33,732 --> 00:13:35,514
And private school
can just be so expensive,

358
00:13:35,614 --> 00:13:37,036
but I really liked
the way it looked.

359
00:13:37,136 --> 00:13:38,357
[ Snoring ]
And the teachers were

360
00:13:38,457 --> 00:13:41,040
quite nice
and experienced.

361
00:13:41,140 --> 00:13:45,564
Alfred Ronschtadt,
you are Malicious.

362
00:13:45,664 --> 00:13:48,327
[ Cheering ]

363
00:13:48,427 --> 00:13:49,608
Sid: Why are we allowing
this to happen?

364
00:13:49,708 --> 00:13:50,770
They're all just
standing there.

365
00:13:50,870 --> 00:13:52,051
We could arrest them
right now.

366
00:13:52,151 --> 00:13:54,814
Will you shut up?
Timmy's up next.

367
00:13:54,914 --> 00:13:56,295
Oh, this is it.

368
00:13:56,395 --> 00:13:58,177
Nothing we can do now
but expect the outcome

369
00:13:58,277 --> 00:14:00,219
we predetermined
through bribery.

370
00:14:00,319 --> 00:14:02,341
Timmy Rubinstein.

371
00:14:02,441 --> 00:14:05,104
You are Strong.

372
00:14:05,204 --> 00:14:06,225
I am?
I am?

373
00:14:06,325 --> 00:14:08,627
Yes! [ Laughs ]
He did it!

374
00:14:08,727 --> 00:14:11,150
And you tried to stop me.
In your face!

375
00:14:11,250 --> 00:14:12,551
Are you joking?
I helped you.

376
00:14:12,651 --> 00:14:13,993
Yeah, but you were
reluctant.

377
00:14:14,093 --> 00:14:16,115
Now that Strong is complete,

378
00:14:16,215 --> 00:14:19,158
they'll begin their
strength training immediately

379
00:14:19,258 --> 00:14:22,041
by breaking rocks
in the hard labor camp.

380
00:14:22,141 --> 00:14:24,483
[ Applause ]

381
00:14:24,583 --> 00:14:28,427
Uh, Sid, I hope we didn't
make a huge mistake.

382
00:14:32,791 --> 00:14:35,734
Ah, it's good to be back
in Strong.

383
00:14:35,834 --> 00:14:37,216
Ooh, I like what I'm seeing.

384
00:14:37,316 --> 00:14:38,858
Keep it up.

385
00:14:38,958 --> 00:14:41,861
All right, nice and tight.

386
00:14:41,961 --> 00:14:43,462
Hey, up high.
Too slow.

387
00:14:43,562 --> 00:14:45,604
Bongo, bongo, bongo!
[ Laughs ]

388
00:14:47,766 --> 00:14:49,668
Anyone seen Timmy?

389
00:14:49,768 --> 00:14:52,591
Timmy: Down here.

390
00:14:52,691 --> 00:14:53,712
What are you doing
under there?

391
00:14:53,812 --> 00:14:55,434
I got stuck
under this rock.

392
00:14:55,534 --> 00:14:56,996
I've been here all day.

393
00:14:57,096 --> 00:14:59,298
Aw, you just need time
to adjust.

394
00:15:01,380 --> 00:15:04,944
Can't expect to grow freakishly
huge muscles overnight.

395
00:15:06,305 --> 00:15:07,606
Are you making
friends at least?

396
00:15:07,706 --> 00:15:09,168
Sort of.

397
00:15:09,268 --> 00:15:11,290
A few of the guys woke me up
in the middle of the night

398
00:15:11,390 --> 00:15:14,533
and threw me
through a brick wall.

399
00:15:14,633 --> 00:15:18,457
That sounds less friendly
and more like a hostile attack.

400
00:15:18,557 --> 00:15:20,459
But you're
happy here, right?

401
00:15:20,559 --> 00:15:21,941
I mean, this is what's
best for you?

402
00:15:22,041 --> 00:15:23,542
Sure, I'm happy.

403
00:15:23,642 --> 00:15:26,265
Because you're
finally proud of me.

404
00:15:26,365 --> 00:15:28,908
Timmy, I'm always
proud of you.

405
00:15:29,008 --> 00:15:31,790
I mean, sure, maybe
I don't always show it.

406
00:15:31,890 --> 00:15:33,312
And, sure, there's
plenty of times

407
00:15:33,412 --> 00:15:35,554
when I don't feel
proud of you,

408
00:15:35,654 --> 00:15:40,279
but, well, I guess that's
sort of the end of the thought.

409
00:15:40,379 --> 00:15:42,161
Aw, geez.

410
00:15:42,261 --> 00:15:44,123
Come with me.

411
00:15:44,223 --> 00:15:46,045
But I have to
finish my rocks.

412
00:15:46,145 --> 00:15:47,526
Oh, that's okay.

413
00:15:47,626 --> 00:15:49,969
I'm sure these beefcakes
can handle a few extra.

414
00:15:50,069 --> 00:15:52,071
Hey, one for the road.

415
00:15:54,273 --> 00:15:56,775
[ Yawns ]

416
00:15:56,875 --> 00:16:01,500
Hey, I made it to my own bed
with zero repercussions.

417
00:16:01,600 --> 00:16:03,662
Guess I'm not too old
to party after all.

418
00:16:03,762 --> 00:16:04,743
Huh.

419
00:16:04,843 --> 00:16:06,345
[ Organ playing ]

420
00:16:06,445 --> 00:16:10,589
Into your arms, we commend
Freya's spirit, oh, Lord.

421
00:16:10,689 --> 00:16:12,591
Uh, what's going on?

422
00:16:12,691 --> 00:16:14,673
Hey, yeah.

423
00:16:14,773 --> 00:16:16,635
You fully died last night.

424
00:16:16,735 --> 00:16:19,358
What? Really?
That's embarrassing.

425
00:16:19,458 --> 00:16:21,720
She's lives!
It's a miracle.

426
00:16:21,820 --> 00:16:23,242
Yo, hey, I'm kind of
in the middle

427
00:16:23,342 --> 00:16:24,483
of a conversation
right now, so.

428
00:16:24,583 --> 00:16:26,565
Did you witness
the afterlife?

429
00:16:26,665 --> 00:16:28,607
Please, you must bestow
your knowledge upon us.

430
00:16:28,707 --> 00:16:30,489
Fine, yeah,
I went to hell,

431
00:16:30,589 --> 00:16:31,890
and it's exactly
like everyone thinks.

432
00:16:31,990 --> 00:16:33,372
Everything's on fire,
and the Devil

433
00:16:33,472 --> 00:16:34,493
stuck a pitchfork
in my ass.

434
00:16:34,593 --> 00:16:36,375
Now will you
please shut up?

435
00:16:36,475 --> 00:16:38,097
Anyways, I'm glad
you're feeling better

436
00:16:38,197 --> 00:16:40,940
because there is this
awesome clone party tonight.

437
00:16:41,040 --> 00:16:42,221
That's where
you get cloned

438
00:16:42,321 --> 00:16:43,662
so you can have sex
with yourself.

439
00:16:43,762 --> 00:16:45,144
It's so cool
because afterwards,

440
00:16:45,244 --> 00:16:46,745
they kill one of you,
and you don't know if

441
00:16:46,845 --> 00:16:48,347
you're the clone
or the original.

442
00:16:48,447 --> 00:16:51,150
I mean,
that does sound fun.

443
00:16:51,250 --> 00:16:53,352
But I think
I need a night off.

444
00:16:53,452 --> 00:16:55,474
So, what, you're just
gonna abandon me?

445
00:16:55,574 --> 00:16:56,915
It's not like I want to.

446
00:16:57,015 --> 00:16:59,158
I just -- I'm too old
to keep partying like this.

447
00:16:59,258 --> 00:17:02,361
Okay, fine, then go home
and be a loser.

448
00:17:02,461 --> 00:17:05,004
I'm gonna go 69 myself.

449
00:17:05,104 --> 00:17:06,365
Tai, wait!

450
00:17:06,465 --> 00:17:08,647
Please, tell us more
from the Great Beyond.

451
00:17:08,747 --> 00:17:12,211
Will you give it a rest?
You're, like, obsessed.

452
00:17:12,311 --> 00:17:15,694
I'd like to place an order
for more black pants, please.

453
00:17:15,794 --> 00:17:17,136
That's right, I wear them
every day.

454
00:17:17,236 --> 00:17:18,617
[ Door closes ]

455
00:17:18,717 --> 00:17:21,700
Sorry, I need
to call you back.

456
00:17:21,800 --> 00:17:23,502
What the hell are you
doing here?

457
00:17:23,602 --> 00:17:26,545
Yeah, what are we
doing here, Dad?

458
00:17:26,645 --> 00:17:28,107
I brought you here
because I got to

459
00:17:28,207 --> 00:17:29,828
come clean
about something.

460
00:17:29,928 --> 00:17:34,393
Now, now, let's not go saying
something we might regret.

461
00:17:34,493 --> 00:17:39,398
The truth is I cheated
to get you into Strong.

462
00:17:39,498 --> 00:17:41,200
Timmy 1: You did?
Why?

463
00:17:41,300 --> 00:17:43,882
I thought I was doing
what was best for you.

464
00:17:43,982 --> 00:17:47,566
But really, I was just trying
to make you more like me.

465
00:17:47,666 --> 00:17:49,408
It was wrong of me
to do it.

466
00:17:49,508 --> 00:17:53,272
I'm proud of the person
that you are.

467
00:17:58,917 --> 00:18:02,581
What a touching moment
between father and son.

468
00:18:02,681 --> 00:18:03,782
Hmm.

469
00:18:03,882 --> 00:18:05,584
Too bad no one's
gonna find out about it.

470
00:18:05,684 --> 00:18:07,466
Whoa, take it easy!

471
00:18:07,566 --> 00:18:12,031
I'm not going to let you destroy
everything I've worked for.

472
00:18:12,131 --> 00:18:14,793
I've determined your house,
Mr. Rubinstein.

473
00:18:14,893 --> 00:18:16,235
You're in...

474
00:18:16,335 --> 00:18:17,796
Dead.

475
00:18:17,896 --> 00:18:19,158
[ Groans ] Ow!

476
00:18:19,258 --> 00:18:22,521
Timmy!
That was so...

477
00:18:22,621 --> 00:18:24,443
Heroic!

478
00:18:24,543 --> 00:18:26,965
And this time, I don't mean
it as an insult.

479
00:18:27,065 --> 00:18:29,067
Thank you, Dad.

480
00:18:29,628 --> 00:18:31,630
[ Chuckles ]

481
00:18:38,957 --> 00:18:40,899
Another weird, long day.

482
00:18:40,999 --> 00:18:43,462
Freya: Hey, Sid.
Aah! Intruder!

483
00:18:43,562 --> 00:18:45,224
Sid, it's just me.

484
00:18:45,324 --> 00:18:48,387
Sorry, I thought you'd
be out with Tai still.

485
00:18:48,487 --> 00:18:50,189
It destroys my soul
to say this,

486
00:18:50,289 --> 00:18:53,352
but I think
I need a night in.

487
00:18:53,452 --> 00:18:55,874
Well, in that case,
allow me to introduce you

488
00:18:55,974 --> 00:18:58,397
to Sid's Evening Ritual
for Rest and Relaxation.

489
00:18:58,497 --> 00:19:01,560
[ Groans ] You have a name for
it? That's so lame.

490
00:19:01,660 --> 00:19:05,564
Okay, first off, we have
a strict no-shoes policy.

491
00:19:05,664 --> 00:19:06,605
Okay.

492
00:19:06,705 --> 00:19:07,886
[ Grunts ]

493
00:19:07,986 --> 00:19:10,729
Next, we'll get
some pillows going.

494
00:19:10,829 --> 00:19:13,011
And a nice blanket.
Mm.

495
00:19:13,111 --> 00:19:16,935
And then we will crack
into this jigsaw puzzle.

496
00:19:17,035 --> 00:19:18,897
Aww, kitty!

497
00:19:18,997 --> 00:19:20,859
I mean, yeah,
I guess that could be cool.

498
00:19:20,959 --> 00:19:22,981
Oh, and a pro-tip?
Let's brush our teeth now,

499
00:19:23,081 --> 00:19:24,863
so we can go to bed
as soon as we're sleepy.

500
00:19:24,963 --> 00:19:27,346
[ Gasps ] Okay, now
that's freakin' rules.

501
00:19:27,446 --> 00:19:29,708
I would love to relax,

502
00:19:29,808 --> 00:19:31,550
but I got to finish
grading these papers.

503
00:19:31,650 --> 00:19:33,152
Oh, no, Scraps,

504
00:19:33,252 --> 00:19:34,953
y-y-you don't have to
pretend to be a teacher anymore.

505
00:19:35,053 --> 00:19:36,435
Who's Scraps?

506
00:19:36,535 --> 00:19:38,757
It's Professor Scraps.

507
00:19:38,857 --> 00:19:40,279
[ Sighs ] It's a hard job,
and lord knows

508
00:19:40,379 --> 00:19:41,920
the pay ain't great.

509
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[ Chuckles ]

510
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But at the end of the day,
I love my students.

511
00:19:47,626 --> 00:19:49,768
What?

512
00:19:49,868 --> 00:19:51,570
Don't ask.

513
00:19:51,670 --> 00:19:53,332
It's too stupid.

514
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♪♪