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We have a bunch of errands
to run this weekend,

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so can we try and get
to the abandoned mall

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early to avoid
the radioactive zombies?

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They make parking
a nightmare.

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Mm, I need to finish
reading this old

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box of toothpaste
before book club.

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Had a great beginning
where the toothpaste was minty,

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but now I'm in
this boring part

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where four out of five
dentists recommend it.

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Well, good night.

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Should we have sex?

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W-What?
I don't know.

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It's just been a while
since we last did it.

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Might be nice to give the
Little Warlord some fresh air.

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Yeah, no, I wasn't exactly
in a, like, sex frame of mind,

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but, no, definitely,
let's do it.

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Let's have
sexual intercourse...

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baby.

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All right.

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[ Sighs ]

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I'll just mount
the ol' war rig...

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Yeah.

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[ Farts ]
Sorry.

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That was
the Indian food.

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That's okay.
There we go.

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Hi.

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Uh, does Scraps have
to be here?

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It's fine. He doesn't even
know what he's seeing.

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No, yes, I do.
It's sex, and I like it.

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That's good.

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That's real good.

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[ Sighs ]

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Maybe we should just
take a rain check.

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Yeah.
Yeah.

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What?

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♪♪

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At noon, you have
your meeting

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with the Trash Pickers
Union.

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Devon, quit selling doodads
and focus on gizmos!

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At 2:00 p.m.,
you wanted to survey

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the floating garbage island
that just washed ashore.

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Keep sorting, Sikowsky!

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Just because you
don't have arms

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doesn't mean
your teeth don't work.

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Oh, and later on,

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you've got your 40-year
high school reunion.

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That's fun!

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Oof, no, thanks.

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Believe it or not,
I wasn't exactly

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"Mister Popular"
in high school.

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Everyone called me
Moaning Morris --

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because I moaned so much
when they punched me.

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But they only punched me
because I moaned.

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It was a real
chicken-and-egg situation.

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Right. But that was --
that was a long time ago,

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Mr Rubinstein.

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Don't you want to go back
and show your old classmates

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what kind of a man
you've become?

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Hey, you're right.

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I'm probably way more successful
than those schmucks.

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And now I can really rub it
in their stinkin' faces!

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Right.
That seems like an almost

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willful misinterpretation
of what I said, but okay.

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Thanks, Sid!

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That was great advice
you gave me, as I understood it.

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Great.

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Hey!
You get out of here!

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Next time I see you,
I'm gonna kill you!

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You hear me?!

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I'll kill you!

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I'll kill you!

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Phew!
Another close one.

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Good thing I'm here
to protect the place.

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Mm-hmm.

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So, I had the hottest sex
last night with this

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Rube Goldberg machine.

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He did this thing where
he tipped a row of dominos,

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which made a bowling ball
roll down a ramp,

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which lit a candle,
and long story short,

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a mousetrap
fell on my penis.

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That sounds hot.

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It was.

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Just, back in the Wasteland,
Sid and I used to do it

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all the time --
in the car, in the sand,

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once midair,
falling off a cliff.

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Mmm.
But now that we're married,

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it's like
we're business partners

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that just happen
to live together.

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See, this is what happens
when you decide

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to spend your life
with the exact same person.

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Your passion is gonna
continue to dwindle,

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until you'll become like
all these other

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Boomtown couples,
whose only idea of romance

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is a weekly date night
at the Boomtown Bistro.

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That sounds horrible! I don't
want that for me and Sid!

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Don't worry.
You're with a licensed sexpert.

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That's "sex"
plus "expert."

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Right, yeah.
No, I got that.

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So why didn't you laugh?

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Morris Rubinstein, CEO,
Morris's Junk Emporium.

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Welcome, Morris!
You're the last one to arrive.

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Am I late?
Oh, let me check with my Rolex.

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[ Ding ]

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Here's your name tag.

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Thank you.

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Well, guess I'll make
my grand entrance, then.

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♪♪

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They're all skeletons.

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Yes, unfortunately,
they all died in The Boom.

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Well, there's no point
bragging about my success

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if they're all dead.

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I'm gonna go.

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Say, is that Ron Miller?

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I'd recognise that
big oaf anywhere.

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Hey, Miller!

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Yeah, thought you
were so cool?

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Well, now you're dead,
and I've got a Rolex!

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[ Chuckles ]

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Freya, Sid, thank you
for agreeing to do

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this important work
for your relationship.

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Yeah, I'm not sure
I'm comfortable

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talking about
this kind of stuff,

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especially with your famously
bitchy best friend.

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Oh, everything said here
is completely confidential.

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Unless, of course, I think
it's funny or just plain nasty.

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Sid, we have to figure out a way
to save our sex life.

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Okay?
It's important to me.

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Yeah, uh, okay.
Yeah, let's -- let's do it.

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That's the spirit.

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Now, I'm gonna need you to put
on your neural transmitters.

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You'll feel the teensiest
little pinch

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as the brain-stinger
shoots into your spine.

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Sorry, what?

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[ Device whirrs, both screams ]

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Uh...
where are we?

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A place to explore the outer
reaches of your sexual reality.

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Welcome...

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to the Matrix-x-x.

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So, w-w-why are you saying
it like that?

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Oh, it's like the Matrix
but with three X's at the end.

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You know, like a sex thing?

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Oh.

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You kind of have to see it
written out for it to work.

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No, no, it works.
It's good.

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Yeah, it's funny.

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Anyway...

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The Matrix-x-x is
a simulated reality.

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Your bodies are back in the real
world, being watched by Scraps.

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Scraps, do you read me?

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Yo, you're coming in loud
and clear, boss!

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Not exactly sure
what I'm looking at here.

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Just a bunch of numbers
falling down a screen,

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but I'm just gonna keep on
looking back and forth

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at these monitors
and randomly pressing stuff.

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The only way to counteract
the boner-killing effects

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of married life
is by introducing

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ever-more elaborate kinks
into the bedroom.

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But first, we're gonna
need dildos.

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Lots of dildos.

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Whoa.

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The simulation can manifest
your wildest fantasies

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simply by thinking of them.

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If things ever get too intense,
the safe word...

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is "boogie board."

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Yeah, I don't know.
I think this --

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this might be
just a little much for me.

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Maybe we start by just
lighting some candles or --

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00:07:02,955 --> 00:07:04,216
or put on some
mood music?

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Smooth jazz
can be very kinky.

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Relax. This'll just be
silly and fun.

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Here, I'll go first.

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Help! Help!
He's gonna kill me!

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This is silly and fun?

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So I say to the guy,
"Watch it, pal.

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This suit costs more
than your car."

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[ Laughs ]

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Aww.

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Anybody want
another drink?

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I can afford it,
trust me.

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Ohh! Oh.

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Well, if it isn't
my old bully, Sean Bachman.

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Well, news flash, Sean --
I'm not Moaning Morris anymore.

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I'm a big success, and you're
just a big pile of bones.

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Yeah, words were never
your thing, were they?

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Well, let me put it in
language you'll understand.

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Ah!

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00:08:00,767 --> 00:08:02,748
Noooo! D'oh!

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00:08:02,848 --> 00:08:04,190
Don't look at me!

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00:08:04,290 --> 00:08:07,473
No! Don't! Ow!

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00:08:07,573 --> 00:08:09,074
Now I'm moaning.

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00:08:09,174 --> 00:08:10,395
Moaning Morris!

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00:08:10,495 --> 00:08:12,497
Oh, no!

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00:08:14,459 --> 00:08:15,920
You monster.

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00:08:16,020 --> 00:08:17,442
I'll never give you the
coordinates to the Oasis,

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00:08:17,542 --> 00:08:19,844
no matter what you do
to my hot little body.

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God, no, Freya, I would
never dream of hurting you.

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I love you.

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00:08:23,867 --> 00:08:25,489
No, Sid,
we're role-playing.

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I'm the helpless peasant,
and you're the evil mechanic.

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00:08:27,351 --> 00:08:29,172
Now, I want you
to take control of me!

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00:08:29,272 --> 00:08:31,094
Right. Uh...

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Okay.

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Yeah, I --
I'm a mean, scary guy.

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Yeah.

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I guess we're gonna have to do
this the hard way.

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Ay-yay-yay-
yay-yay-yay-yay!

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00:08:42,404 --> 00:08:43,665
Oh, God!
Freya, I am so sorry!

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00:08:43,765 --> 00:08:44,986
I did not realise
that was gonna do that!

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00:08:45,086 --> 00:08:46,788
Oh. That was amazing.

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00:08:46,888 --> 00:08:48,269
What?
Do it again.

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00:08:48,369 --> 00:08:50,271
You liked that?
That -- That looked so painful.

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00:08:50,371 --> 00:08:52,473
Sid, I'm not
some delicate flower, okay?

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00:08:52,573 --> 00:08:54,035
I can handle it.

214
00:08:54,135 --> 00:08:55,796
Now I want you to zap me like
I'm a baked potato!

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00:08:55,896 --> 00:08:59,800
Okay.
Um, uh, here I go.

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00:08:59,900 --> 00:09:01,041
[ Electricity buzzing ]

217
00:09:01,141 --> 00:09:02,642
Ay-yay-yay-yay-yay-yay!

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00:09:02,742 --> 00:09:04,644
It's s-o-o g-o-o-o-ood!

219
00:09:04,744 --> 00:09:05,685
Yeah, it's fun
for me, too.

220
00:09:05,785 --> 00:09:07,887
Turn it u-u-u-u-up!

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00:09:07,987 --> 00:09:09,528
Okay.

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00:09:09,629 --> 00:09:10,770
Aaaa-whooooooooooooo!

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00:09:10,870 --> 00:09:13,612
Oh, no, no,
I can't do this!

224
00:09:13,712 --> 00:09:15,974
I'm sorry! Boogie board!
Boogie board! Boogie board!

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00:09:16,074 --> 00:09:17,656
[ Sighs ] Aww.

226
00:09:17,756 --> 00:09:19,818
Why'd you stop?
I was just about to explode.

227
00:09:19,918 --> 00:09:20,979
Yeah, Sid, what do you
have against

228
00:09:21,079 --> 00:09:22,060
giving your wife pleasure?

229
00:09:22,160 --> 00:09:23,381
No, no, that
wasn't pleasure.

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I can still smell
her hair burning.

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00:09:24,762 --> 00:09:26,304
Are you really telling me
you've never had

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00:09:26,404 --> 00:09:30,327
a single secret sexual fantasy
in your entire life?

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00:09:31,969 --> 00:09:34,431
I mean, of course,
everyone's got something.

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00:09:34,531 --> 00:09:36,353
Really?
You never told me.

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00:09:36,453 --> 00:09:37,714
What is it?
No, I can't.

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It's not appropriate.

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You'll --
You'll think I'm weird.

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Sid, I love you, and I want
to make you happy.

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00:09:43,219 --> 00:09:45,961
Okay, there's nothing you could
say that would turn me off.

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Please.

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00:09:48,103 --> 00:09:49,444
You promise?

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00:09:49,544 --> 00:09:50,645
I promise.

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00:09:50,745 --> 00:09:52,327
I really want to hear.

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Okay.

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00:09:55,950 --> 00:09:59,814
I am sexually attracted
to boulders.

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00:09:59,914 --> 00:10:01,495
I'm sorry.
What was that?

247
00:10:01,595 --> 00:10:04,138
When I was a young
road wanderer,

248
00:10:04,238 --> 00:10:07,340
experiencing my first
sexual stirrings...

249
00:10:07,441 --> 00:10:08,461
Right.
...there weren't

250
00:10:08,562 --> 00:10:09,703
a lot of people around,

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00:10:09,803 --> 00:10:12,465
but there were
a lot of boulders.

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00:10:12,565 --> 00:10:17,349
And I think that I may have
accidentally projected

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00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:20,913
some of my feelings on to...

254
00:10:21,013 --> 00:10:22,114
them.

255
00:10:22,214 --> 00:10:25,357
So, yeah.

256
00:10:25,457 --> 00:10:28,079
I'm horny for boulders.

257
00:10:28,179 --> 00:10:31,242
What the...

258
00:10:31,342 --> 00:10:34,845
Oh, that's --
that's great.

259
00:10:34,945 --> 00:10:36,567
Really?
Yeah.

260
00:10:36,667 --> 00:10:38,128
Yeah, boulders.

261
00:10:38,228 --> 00:10:40,050
I mean, that's --
that's sexy.

262
00:10:40,150 --> 00:10:41,691
Right, Tai?
Oh, no.

263
00:10:41,791 --> 00:10:43,373
I know this is supposed to be
a judgment-free zone,

264
00:10:43,473 --> 00:10:45,995
but your boy's a freak.

265
00:10:47,036 --> 00:10:48,898
Oh.

266
00:10:48,998 --> 00:10:51,260
Thanks for the ice.

267
00:10:51,360 --> 00:10:54,663
Serves me right for taking
a shot at you.

268
00:10:54,763 --> 00:10:57,906
You know, you're a really
good listener, Sean.

269
00:10:58,006 --> 00:10:59,547
I had you all wrong.

270
00:10:59,647 --> 00:11:02,030
Yeah, maybe I should put my old
grievances aside

271
00:11:02,130 --> 00:11:05,753
and move on with my life.

272
00:11:05,853 --> 00:11:07,995
To putting the past behind us.

273
00:11:08,095 --> 00:11:10,097
[ Clink ]

274
00:11:12,219 --> 00:11:13,520
Say...

275
00:11:13,620 --> 00:11:15,322
is that Misty Sanders?

276
00:11:15,422 --> 00:11:17,724
Boy, I used to have
the biggest crush on her,

277
00:11:17,824 --> 00:11:19,946
but I never had the guts
to ask her out.

278
00:11:21,307 --> 00:11:23,929
What's that smile?
You think I should talk to her?

279
00:11:24,029 --> 00:11:26,692
You dog! [ Chuckles ]

280
00:11:26,792 --> 00:11:28,934
All right.
I'm gonna do it.

281
00:11:29,034 --> 00:11:31,036
You dog.

282
00:11:33,278 --> 00:11:35,279
[ Chair scrapes ]

283
00:11:38,522 --> 00:11:40,704
Hey, Misty?

284
00:11:40,804 --> 00:11:43,427
Uh, Morris Rubinstein.

285
00:11:43,527 --> 00:11:45,349
You probably don't remember me.

286
00:11:45,449 --> 00:11:48,071
I used to sit behind you
in math class.

287
00:11:48,171 --> 00:11:50,653
I almost failed algebra
because of you.

288
00:11:53,296 --> 00:11:54,397
Well, you haven't
slapped me yet.

289
00:11:54,497 --> 00:11:56,959
That's a good sign.

290
00:11:57,059 --> 00:12:01,543
Misty, would I be too bold
to ask you to dance?

291
00:12:05,026 --> 00:12:11,112
♪ Please just stay near ♪

292
00:12:14,715 --> 00:12:17,297
Honey, I'm home!

293
00:12:17,397 --> 00:12:19,419
Oh.

294
00:12:19,519 --> 00:12:21,221
Am I interrupting something?

295
00:12:21,321 --> 00:12:23,823
We've been waiting for you.

296
00:12:23,923 --> 00:12:25,505
Come join us.

297
00:12:25,605 --> 00:12:29,188
A boulder in
our marital bed.

298
00:12:29,288 --> 00:12:31,510
This feels so wrong.

299
00:12:31,610 --> 00:12:33,612
But also so right.

300
00:12:38,376 --> 00:12:40,518
Okay, now you two kiss.

301
00:12:40,618 --> 00:12:42,480
Oh. Um...

302
00:12:42,580 --> 00:12:44,582
okay.

303
00:12:46,824 --> 00:12:48,045
Oh, my God.

304
00:12:48,145 --> 00:12:49,126
[ Spits ]

305
00:12:49,226 --> 00:12:51,608
Mmm, pebbly.

306
00:12:51,708 --> 00:12:54,371
Right.
Now let's triple kiss.

307
00:12:54,471 --> 00:12:56,473
Yeah.

308
00:13:00,716 --> 00:13:03,018
Oh, wow, this is so hot.

309
00:13:03,118 --> 00:13:04,980
Oh, you must weigh
a thousand tons.

310
00:13:05,080 --> 00:13:06,301
If you rolled down
a hillside,

311
00:13:06,401 --> 00:13:10,225
you would crush everything
in your path.

312
00:13:10,325 --> 00:13:12,307
Cool, cool.

313
00:13:12,407 --> 00:13:13,508
[ Beeping ]
Scraps: Oh, no.

314
00:13:13,608 --> 00:13:15,610
Horniness levels are plummeting.

315
00:13:19,934 --> 00:13:21,875
Not again.

316
00:13:21,975 --> 00:13:23,637
Hey, get back here!

317
00:13:23,737 --> 00:13:25,479
I'm gonna kill you!

318
00:13:25,579 --> 00:13:28,121
I want to free solo
you so bad.

319
00:13:28,221 --> 00:13:30,763
So I'm fully out of the scenario
at this point, right?

320
00:13:30,863 --> 00:13:33,085
I'm just checking.
I can't stand it any longer.

321
00:13:33,186 --> 00:13:35,187
I need you now.

322
00:13:36,228 --> 00:13:38,891
Oh, it's better than
I could've ever imagined.

323
00:13:38,991 --> 00:13:41,653
The boulder's surface
is so rough.

324
00:13:41,753 --> 00:13:44,496
There's not even a hole.
I am just smashing my dick

325
00:13:44,596 --> 00:13:47,018
against the hard
boulder surface.

326
00:13:47,118 --> 00:13:48,299
That's it.
Boogie board!

327
00:13:48,399 --> 00:13:50,021
A million times
boogie board!

328
00:13:50,121 --> 00:13:51,342
Boulder -- Aah!

329
00:13:51,442 --> 00:13:53,143
Nope. Nope.
That was too messed up.

330
00:13:53,244 --> 00:13:56,426
Hey, don't kink-shame me!
I feel vulnerable right now.

331
00:13:56,527 --> 00:13:58,148
Well, that was the freakiest
shit I've ever seen!

332
00:13:58,248 --> 00:13:59,589
Wait.
My thing was freaky?

333
00:13:59,689 --> 00:14:01,831
At least I didn't want to be
actually tortured!

334
00:14:01,931 --> 00:14:05,795
I am loving this open
and honest communication.

335
00:14:05,895 --> 00:14:08,677
I feel like we're on the verge
of a major breakthrough.

336
00:14:08,778 --> 00:14:11,680
Shut up, Tai! This sucks.
I don't want to do this anymore.

337
00:14:11,780 --> 00:14:13,161
Yeah, this has been
a complete disaster.

338
00:14:13,262 --> 00:14:14,843
Get us out of here.
All right, geez.

339
00:14:14,943 --> 00:14:17,886
If you want to give up
on your relationship forever.

340
00:14:17,986 --> 00:14:20,148
Scraps, give us an exit.

341
00:14:22,750 --> 00:14:24,051
Scraps?

342
00:14:24,151 --> 00:14:25,693
Just get back here!

343
00:14:25,793 --> 00:14:28,015
Get back here!
I'll kill you!

344
00:14:28,115 --> 00:14:30,917
I'll kill you!
I'll kill you!

345
00:14:31,638 --> 00:14:33,019
Huh.

346
00:14:33,119 --> 00:14:35,462
Tai?
Hmm?

347
00:14:35,562 --> 00:14:40,306
Did you trap us in
a computer prison forever?

348
00:14:40,406 --> 00:14:42,268
S-Sorry.
What was that?

349
00:14:42,368 --> 00:14:44,990
I'm -- I'm just gonna
go check on that.

350
00:14:45,090 --> 00:14:47,092
Yeah, I'm here.

351
00:14:51,176 --> 00:14:54,759
Oh, Misty, you make me feel
like I'm 16 again,

352
00:14:54,859 --> 00:14:58,222
dancing with
the prettiest girl in school.

353
00:15:00,464 --> 00:15:03,667
Oh, what are you doing to me?

354
00:15:04,227 --> 00:15:06,710
[ Chuckles ] I'm a married man.

355
00:15:08,231 --> 00:15:11,174
This is crazy.

356
00:15:11,274 --> 00:15:15,097
Oh, hell, let's be crazy.

357
00:15:15,197 --> 00:15:16,498
♪ I'm holding out for love ♪

358
00:15:16,599 --> 00:15:21,743
♪ The reason the sun comes up ♪

359
00:15:21,843 --> 00:15:24,626
♪ Your the life ♪

360
00:15:24,726 --> 00:15:28,209
Whoa! Oh, Misty!
I love you!

361
00:15:30,731 --> 00:15:35,916
I spy with my little eye
something white.

362
00:15:36,016 --> 00:15:39,319
What's the matter?
You don't want to play anymore?

363
00:15:39,419 --> 00:15:41,621
I'm sad about
our relationship.

364
00:15:43,823 --> 00:15:45,965
[ Sighs ]
So that's it?

365
00:15:46,065 --> 00:15:47,887
We're just gonna become one of
those sexless couples,

366
00:15:47,987 --> 00:15:49,448
like Tai said?

367
00:15:49,548 --> 00:15:52,251
Who go on boring date nights
at the Boomtown Bistro?

368
00:15:52,351 --> 00:15:53,892
Ugh, no.
Can you imagine?

369
00:15:53,992 --> 00:15:56,975
"Uh, hey, let's make time out of
our already very busy lives

370
00:15:57,075 --> 00:15:58,816
to go just hang out
with each other

371
00:15:58,917 --> 00:16:01,339
in a different place
that isn't our house."

372
00:16:01,439 --> 00:16:02,980
"I'll put on
my nice top,

373
00:16:03,080 --> 00:16:05,022
even though you've literally
seen me naked a thousand times."

374
00:16:05,122 --> 00:16:08,065
"Yeah, and I'll put
on my one nice shirt."

375
00:16:08,165 --> 00:16:10,347
Aw, you haven't worn
that shirt in forever.

376
00:16:10,447 --> 00:16:11,988
It looks nice on you.
Thanks.

377
00:16:12,088 --> 00:16:14,090
You look so pretty.

378
00:16:15,451 --> 00:16:17,233
Bet the bar
would be stupid.

379
00:16:17,333 --> 00:16:19,335
Oh, yeah, for sure.

380
00:16:21,777 --> 00:16:23,879
Though is does create
a nice ambiance.

381
00:16:23,979 --> 00:16:25,240
[ Applause ]
It is really pleasant.

382
00:16:25,340 --> 00:16:26,922
Thank you, thank you.

383
00:16:27,022 --> 00:16:29,044
That one was called,
"I Ate My Baby."

384
00:16:29,144 --> 00:16:30,525
Bet the cocktails
have stupid names,

385
00:16:30,625 --> 00:16:33,888
like "Wasteland Punch"
and "Atomic Apple-Tini."

386
00:16:33,988 --> 00:16:35,930
Although, that one does
look really good.

387
00:16:36,030 --> 00:16:37,291
Should we get one?
Ooh!

388
00:16:37,391 --> 00:16:39,133
It's still happy hour.
Drinks are half off.

389
00:16:39,233 --> 00:16:41,054
Well, then we
should get two.

390
00:16:41,155 --> 00:16:43,577
Sid, you're bad.

391
00:16:43,677 --> 00:16:45,538
I know.

392
00:16:45,639 --> 00:16:47,941
God, stupid mailman.

393
00:16:48,041 --> 00:16:50,063
Almost had him.

394
00:16:50,163 --> 00:16:52,945
What the -- This can't be right.

395
00:16:53,045 --> 00:16:55,047
The horniness levels...

396
00:16:56,729 --> 00:16:57,709
...they're rising.

397
00:16:57,810 --> 00:16:59,111
Okay.

398
00:16:59,211 --> 00:17:01,913
This date night is kind of
doing it for me.

399
00:17:02,013 --> 00:17:03,675
Should we...?

400
00:17:03,775 --> 00:17:05,036
You know.

401
00:17:05,136 --> 00:17:07,558
Freya, we're in the middle
of a wine bar.

402
00:17:07,658 --> 00:17:09,920
Sid, none of this is real.

403
00:17:10,020 --> 00:17:11,882
We're in a simulation.

404
00:17:11,982 --> 00:17:14,124
Oh, yeah.

405
00:17:14,224 --> 00:17:16,226
I forgot.

406
00:17:16,867 --> 00:17:20,970
♪♪

407
00:17:21,070 --> 00:17:22,452
They're doing it.

408
00:17:22,552 --> 00:17:31,099
♪♪

409
00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:32,821
It's beautiful.

410
00:17:32,921 --> 00:17:35,624
[ Grunting ]

411
00:17:35,724 --> 00:17:37,065
Sexy.
Who's your daddy?

412
00:17:37,165 --> 00:17:38,626
Oh, you're my daddy!
Who's your daddy?

413
00:17:38,726 --> 00:17:39,907
You're my daddy!
Whoo!

414
00:17:40,007 --> 00:17:41,749
Go, Mom and Dad!

415
00:17:41,849 --> 00:17:44,271
[ Grunting ]

416
00:17:44,371 --> 00:17:46,794
Oh. You know,
I don't understand this --

417
00:17:46,894 --> 00:17:49,156
I don't understand this one.

418
00:17:49,256 --> 00:17:51,478
Woop!
Ho-ho! Sacre bleu!

419
00:17:51,578 --> 00:17:53,480
Hold on to your butts,
Mom and Dad.

420
00:17:53,580 --> 00:17:56,042
You're coming home.

421
00:17:56,142 --> 00:17:59,845
[ Moans ]

422
00:17:59,945 --> 00:18:02,688
No! Not like this!

423
00:18:02,788 --> 00:18:04,770
Hi.

424
00:18:04,870 --> 00:18:06,331
There, there.

425
00:18:06,431 --> 00:18:09,214
Okay, let me go
grab you a towel.

426
00:18:09,314 --> 00:18:10,935
Thanks.

427
00:18:11,035 --> 00:18:13,297
Ugh!
You had a date night?

428
00:18:13,397 --> 00:18:15,379
It was actually really fun.
There was live music.

429
00:18:15,479 --> 00:18:16,660
Ugh!
Great atmosphere.

430
00:18:16,761 --> 00:18:18,462
Ugh!
And the shishito peppers.

431
00:18:18,562 --> 00:18:20,304
[ Gasps ]
The shishito peppers.

432
00:18:20,404 --> 00:18:22,145
Oh, my God.
Nom nom nom.

433
00:18:22,245 --> 00:18:25,669
I need to wipe my hard drive
to erase this memory.

434
00:18:25,769 --> 00:18:27,770
I feel sick.

435
00:18:28,651 --> 00:18:29,992
You are my little
shishito pepper.

436
00:18:30,092 --> 00:18:31,874
You're my little
shishito pepper.

437
00:18:31,974 --> 00:18:33,676
Nom nom nom
nom nom nom nom!

438
00:18:33,776 --> 00:18:36,358
Hey, lovebirds.
Beautiful day, ain't she?

439
00:18:36,458 --> 00:18:37,879
Hey, Mr Rubinstein!
Oh!

440
00:18:37,980 --> 00:18:39,441
So, did you end up
rubbing your success

441
00:18:39,541 --> 00:18:40,522
in your classmates' faces?

442
00:18:40,622 --> 00:18:42,123
No, I'm beyond all that.

443
00:18:42,223 --> 00:18:44,285
I was able to put the past
in the past.

444
00:18:44,385 --> 00:18:47,128
I caught up with friends,
patched up old grievances,

445
00:18:47,228 --> 00:18:50,050
had sex with a skeleton,
and danced our butts off --

446
00:18:50,151 --> 00:18:51,692
Sorry.
You did what?

447
00:18:51,792 --> 00:18:53,213
Danced our butts off.

448
00:18:53,313 --> 00:18:55,736
Honestly, Sid,
try and keep up sometime.

449
00:18:55,836 --> 00:18:59,379
Well, anyway, I should probably
get home to my loving wife.

450
00:18:59,479 --> 00:19:01,481
I'll see you at work.

451
00:19:03,162 --> 00:19:04,503
Hmm.

452
00:19:04,604 --> 00:19:05,544
That guy is your mentor.

453
00:19:05,644 --> 00:19:07,646
Yes, he is.

454
00:19:11,169 --> 00:19:12,150
Oh, hi, honey.

455
00:19:12,250 --> 00:19:14,472
Hey!

456
00:19:14,572 --> 00:19:16,114
Mwah.

457
00:19:16,214 --> 00:19:18,476
The kids will be here any minute
to celebrate your birthday.

458
00:19:18,576 --> 00:19:20,358
Okay. Just need to get
these shoes off.

459
00:19:20,458 --> 00:19:22,460
My dogs
are killing me.

460
00:19:27,624 --> 00:19:29,626
[ Sighs ]

461
00:19:30,867 --> 00:19:38,754
♪♪

462
00:19:44,880 --> 00:19:46,501
Told you I'd kill you.

463
00:19:46,601 --> 00:19:48,983
Suzanne: Honey!
The kids are here!

464
00:19:49,084 --> 00:19:56,070
♪♪

465
00:19:56,170 --> 00:19:59,052
[ Screams ]