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Scraps, come on!
We're gonna be late
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for the dress-your-pet contest.
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This sucks.
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All my friends
are gonna be there.
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Tinker Bell and Jaja are gonna
think I'm a friggin' jackass.
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You look adorable!
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Now waggle your widdle stinger
for Mommy.
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Look, I am sick of
embarrassing myself
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for your own
private amusement.
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I'm a man, damn it.
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Hey, you're getting
a little unruly, boy.
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Sit.
No.
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I'm serious.
I don't wanna.
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Sit.
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Now shake.
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Look at me.
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There's my good boy!
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There's my good boy!
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You know what
would be so cute?
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A little jar of honey.
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I'll be right back,
my little bumblebee.
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Mom! Come --
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It's not fair.
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Is it too much to ask for
a little dignity and respect?
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Let go!
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Get him in there!
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Ow!
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Go, go, go!
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Scraps!
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Scraps?
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Bad news, guys.
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Lenny from Accounting died,
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Which means we're a man short
on our kickball team,
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and we're gonna have to
forfeit the game this weekend.
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I know.
It's a tragedy.
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The kickball part, I mean.
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Morning, everyone.
So sorry I'm late.
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Uh, Freya needed to use the car
this morning,
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so I had to take the bus,
and the bus was delayed.
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And then it finally got there,
and, surprise, surprise,
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we were ambushed
by child soldiers.
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Whoa. Sid, you can't
just burst in here
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sweating like a desert pig.
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We have an image to uphold
in this office.
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For instance, when you look
at me, what do you see?
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Oh, um, an odd little man
in a top hat?
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I was gonna say success.
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Success? Yes.
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Whereas when people look at you,
they see bus.
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Freaking epic slam
from the boss man.
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Thank you, Devon.
I like you today.
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Get yourself cleaned up.
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And you might want to take those
tiny knives out of your back.
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What? Oh! Ow!
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Stupid child soldiers.
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Aah!
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Oh, work with me, man.
I'm sure we can work out a deal.
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Let me go, and in exchange,
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I'll report you and send
your asses to prison!
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Roland!
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You're home.
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Mwah!
Oh, I'm sorry, lady,
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but I think you're giving
the wrong guy a boner.
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Look, I-I'm not Roland.
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My -- my name is Scraps.
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Oh, you poor thing.
You must have been brainwashed.
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You are Roland Proudheart.
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You saved our whole village
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from the evil warlord
Freya Exaltada.
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But I never gave up hope that
we'd find you again one day.
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Why is everyone nodding at me
with warmth and admiration?
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Because they respect you.
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You are our brave leader,
my beloved husband,
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and a wonderful father.
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I'm a father?
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Kids, come say hi
to your dad.
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Father!
We missed you so.
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My children!
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Come to papa!
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Yeah, what do you think
of this one?
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Pretty good condition.
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A few dings here and there,
obviously.
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You're joking, right?
It doesn't have any wheels.
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That's fine.
I can just lift it over my waist
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and run, like this.
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No!
We can do better than that.
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Okay.
How about this one?
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This car is actively on fire.
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It might knock
the price down.
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Sid, you can't drive around
in a piece of crap.
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No, you need something
with some swagger, you know?
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Like --
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Ah! Like this.
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What a beauty.
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Now, this is a car!
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Is it a car?
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It's a Bifi.
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It gets great mileage,
doesn't require fossil fuels,
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and, most importantly,
it is baller AF.
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I mean,
it's definitely cool.
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Big thighs.
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Solid bulge.
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But, yeah,
I-I-I don't know, man.
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I just -- I don't think
I can pull it off.
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I'm not that kind of guy.
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Sid, you need more confidence
than that.
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Just jump in, huh?
See how it feels.
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Um, how do I, uh --
Oh.
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Oh. Oh.
Okay.
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Alright.
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Ooh! It's, uh --
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Wow!
Yeah, that's pretty nice.
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You feel powerful.
Oh, and the seat's warm.
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Feels good, right?
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Do you want me to ask
about a payment plan?
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No. No need.
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I will be paying
in bird beaks.
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Oh-ho!
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Listen to this baby purr.
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I am the evil witch Freya!
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I'm going to burn your village
to the ground!
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Boo!
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Not if I have anything
to say about it!
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Oh, no!
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Not Roland!
Nyah!
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Damn, I'm awesome!
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Roland? Why are you sitting
on the ground?
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You sit at the head
of the table.
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Oh, right. Yeah.
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'Cause in your eyes, I'm a man
and not a subhuman animal.
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What would you like to eat?
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I'm -- I'm sorry.
I can have whatever I want?
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Mm-hmm.
Can I have ice cream?
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Your iced cream, Father.
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Wowie-zowie!
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Someone's gonna be
barfin' tonight!
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Why don't you, uh, save some of
that appetite for the bedroom.
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Oh. I think I follow.
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I get to sleep in the bed.
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Oh, Roland!
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You still have your same
dry sense of humor.
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I'll boil your bones
to make my broth! Nyah!
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Is that supposed to be me?
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That's not what
I sound like.
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Nyah!
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Freya.
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How did you find me?
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You're chipped, remember?
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Now, come on.
Let's go home.
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I got to stick your
flea medication up your butt.
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You dare show your face here
after keeping him prisoner
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in your evil witch lair?
Whoa.
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Okay, first of all,
not loving the witch language.
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It's feeling very gendered
to me.
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And Scraps isn't my prisoner,
okay?
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He's my pet.
And he likes it.
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Tell 'em, boy.
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What is she talking about,
dear?
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I --
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I have no idea.
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Must be another one
of her witch lies!
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And my name is not
Scraps.
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It's Goland.
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Roland.
Roland.
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Seize her!
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Whoa. Okay.
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Ow!
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Dick.
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Hey, how you doin'?
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Hey, you like the new ride?
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Yeah, it's the new Bifi.
No big deal.
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Hello, Boomtown.
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My car is a human man now.
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Ha ha!
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Hey, babes.
Enjoying the view?
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Oh, check out that guy.
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I bet he has a lot of sex.
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Whoa, wait!
Sid?
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Hey, fellas.
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Like the new ride?
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Yeah, I sprung
for the black on black.
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And -- check this out --
voice-activated.
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Bifi, self-park.
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Self-parking activated.
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Wow!
Sid, I am impressed.
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I didn't know
you had it in you.
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Never heard of a bus
that drove a car.
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Remember, boss?
He's a bus?
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Shut up, Devon.
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Clearly, Sid is better
than you now.
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Come on, Sid.
Lunch is on me.
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Devon, why don't you go
kill yourself
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or eat crap or whatever.
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Your breakfast,
my handsome man.
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Ice cream again?
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Belinda,
you know me so well.
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Last night was amazing.
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My leg is still sore from all
the hours you humped it.
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Rawr!
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What's the matter,
Miss Muffet?
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You're not eating
your kibble.
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Ha ha.
I get it.
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You're treating me
like your subservient pet
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so I know what it feels like
to be in your shoes.
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Oh, man,
I didn't even think about that.
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But yeah,
it makes it so much better.
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Okay.
Well, you had your fun.
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Now unlock my chains so I can
burn this place to the ground
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and we can go home.
Mm!
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This is my home.
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People here treat me
with the dignity
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and respect
that I so fully deserve.
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Sorry.
Ice-cream farts.
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Dude!
Right in my face.
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Well, I'm all done
with breakfast.
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Time to nap until lunch.
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Oh, dear, they're expecting you
in the fields.
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Oh, man, I have to work now?
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But I was just gonna sit on
my ass and do nothing all day.
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That's kind of my thing.
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Oh, there's
that dry wit again.
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You wouldn't be the most
respected man in the village
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if you weren't also
the hardest-working.
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Y--
- Come, Father.
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Let us till the soil
till our fingers bleed.
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Huzzah!
Why don't you shut
your shitty mouth,
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you little brown-noser?!
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I mean, um...
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I love you, Son.
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Let's go and do it --
work.
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Come on.
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Mmm!
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Weird texture, but not bad.
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I cannot tell you how much
this Bifi has changed my life.
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Yeah, the old Sid was such
an insecure loser, you know?
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Probably 'cause he never knew
his parents
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and grew up alone
and afraid.
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Ha!
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Hey, so, Freya told me that
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Scraps got kidnapped,
and she left to go rescue him.
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Oh, hey, did you hear they're
bringing out the new Bifi XL?
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It's just two Bifis
holding hands.
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00:10:01,903 --> 00:10:03,662
Cool!
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00:10:03,704 --> 00:10:07,225
Hey, Sid, it seems like you're
talking about your Bifi a lot.
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00:10:07,267 --> 00:10:09,026
I-It's cool that
you're so into it,
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but you're starting to sound
a little bit like a Bifi Bro.
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Oh, thank you so much.
No, that's not a good thing.
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A Bifi Bro is someone
who makes owning a Bifi
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into their entire personality.
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It's one of the worst kinds
of douchebags there is,
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right up there with Crypto Dork
and Paleo Schmuck.
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Oh, Tai.
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You know, I never took you
for the jealous type.
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
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I have to attend a meeting
of my fellow Bifi owners.
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We're gonna take pictures
with our Bifis
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and discuss why no one else
will talk to us.
258
00:10:36,890 --> 00:10:38,449
Let's go, Bifi.
259
00:10:41,334 --> 00:10:42,573
Huh?
260
00:10:42,615 --> 00:10:43,813
What? Tai?
261
00:10:43,855 --> 00:10:45,255
What -- what are you doing?
262
00:10:45,297 --> 00:10:47,056
I'm sorry.
I can't be responsible
263
00:10:47,098 --> 00:10:49,498
for letting another Bifi Bro
out into the universe.
264
00:10:49,540 --> 00:10:51,700
The world is bad enough
as is.
265
00:10:51,742 --> 00:10:54,302
Are you kidding me?!
Get your hands off my Bifi!
266
00:10:54,344 --> 00:10:57,344
Never!
I ought to go loco
on you, man!
267
00:10:57,386 --> 00:10:58,705
Loco Mode engaged.
268
00:10:58,747 --> 00:11:00,506
What?
269
00:11:00,548 --> 00:11:02,108
Sid!
270
00:11:02,150 --> 00:11:04,990
Sid!
271
00:11:05,032 --> 00:11:09,634
Family, we are back from
an excellent day of hard labor.
272
00:11:09,676 --> 00:11:12,916
Isn't that right, Father?
273
00:11:12,958 --> 00:11:20,122
I wanna die, but I'm too tired
to kill myself.
274
00:11:20,164 --> 00:11:21,323
Oh!
275
00:11:21,365 --> 00:11:24,685
Oh, at least
I can finally relax.
276
00:11:24,727 --> 00:11:26,727
Oh, not just yet, you can't.
277
00:11:26,769 --> 00:11:28,608
You still have to help
Agatha with her homework.
278
00:11:28,650 --> 00:11:30,330
After that, you can
clean the dishes
279
00:11:30,372 --> 00:11:33,492
and put the little ones
to bed.
280
00:11:33,534 --> 00:11:35,134
Hey, we're back
from my walk.
281
00:11:35,176 --> 00:11:36,695
You didn't tell me
how liberating it is
282
00:11:36,737 --> 00:11:38,136
to piss in public.
283
00:11:38,178 --> 00:11:39,497
I just walked straight up
to a fire hydrant
284
00:11:39,539 --> 00:11:41,218
and was like, "Blamo!"
285
00:11:41,260 --> 00:11:42,659
Do you realize
that being a man
286
00:11:42,701 --> 00:11:44,741
comes with all
these responsibilities?
287
00:11:44,783 --> 00:11:47,063
It's like the only reason
people respect me is because
288
00:11:47,105 --> 00:11:48,864
I'm a loving husband,
an active father,
289
00:11:48,906 --> 00:11:51,466
and contribute to
the community at large.
290
00:11:51,508 --> 00:11:52,747
Ugh.
291
00:11:52,789 --> 00:11:58,392
Hey, I know it's a lot,
but you can do it.
292
00:11:58,434 --> 00:12:03,756
You know, I hate to admit this,
but you make a pretty great man.
293
00:12:03,798 --> 00:12:04,837
Yeah?
Yeah.
294
00:12:04,879 --> 00:12:06,678
Oh, thanks, Freya.
295
00:12:06,720 --> 00:12:08,039
You know, that's really
big of you,
296
00:12:08,081 --> 00:12:09,841
given how I've been
treating you lately.
297
00:12:09,883 --> 00:12:11,682
Oh, you know me.
298
00:12:11,724 --> 00:12:12,963
I don't hold grudges.
299
00:12:13,005 --> 00:12:14,884
Just water under the bridge,
my friend.
300
00:12:14,926 --> 00:12:17,366
Que sera, sera.
301
00:12:17,408 --> 00:12:19,968
Alright, well, I guess
I should start helping
302
00:12:20,010 --> 00:12:21,770
Agatha with her homework.
303
00:12:26,015 --> 00:12:30,777
And I can start burning this
mother effer to the ground.
304
00:12:37,744 --> 00:12:41,185
Sid! You need to get the Bifi
under control!
305
00:12:41,227 --> 00:12:43,747
Check the owner's manual!
306
00:12:43,789 --> 00:12:45,308
Okay.
Loco Mode, Loco Mode.
307
00:12:45,350 --> 00:12:46,749
"How to turn off Loco Mode."
308
00:12:46,791 --> 00:12:49,311
"There is no way
to turn off Loco Mode."
309
00:12:49,353 --> 00:12:51,193
Aah!
I'm gonna die!
310
00:12:52,916 --> 00:12:55,076
Looking good, ladies.
311
00:12:55,118 --> 00:12:57,878
Help me!
312
00:12:57,920 --> 00:13:01,201
Get out of the way!
313
00:13:01,243 --> 00:13:02,682
Don't worry,
he's in the junkyard now.
314
00:13:02,724 --> 00:13:04,683
Not much damage
he could do there.
315
00:13:06,967 --> 00:13:08,807
Oh, no!
Not the fine china!
316
00:13:12,171 --> 00:13:15,692
Okay, so, say a man toils
in the field for nine hours,
317
00:13:15,734 --> 00:13:17,693
and then add three hours
of chores around the house
318
00:13:17,735 --> 00:13:19,375
and then two hours
of family time.
319
00:13:19,417 --> 00:13:23,418
So much time does that leave
for the man to have for himself?
320
00:13:23,460 --> 00:13:24,739
No time, Agatha!
321
00:13:24,781 --> 00:13:26,140
It leaves no time!
322
00:13:26,182 --> 00:13:27,221
Dear, have you seen
Miss Muffet?
323
00:13:27,263 --> 00:13:28,822
Her chain is unlocked.
324
00:13:28,864 --> 00:13:32,785
Well, that's impossible,
because I got the keys right --
325
00:13:32,827 --> 00:13:34,026
Oh, no.
326
00:13:34,068 --> 00:13:36,188
Calling all ass wipes!
327
00:13:36,230 --> 00:13:38,310
You stole my war dog.
328
00:13:38,352 --> 00:13:41,192
You forced me into
this ridiculous outfit --
329
00:13:41,234 --> 00:13:44,154
which I'm killing,
by the way.
330
00:13:44,196 --> 00:13:48,477
Well, now I'm gonna burn your
stinkin' village to the ground!
331
00:13:52,683 --> 00:13:55,163
Hmm. It's not catching.
332
00:13:55,205 --> 00:13:58,165
Uh, does anyone have newspaper?
333
00:13:58,207 --> 00:13:59,566
Or a piece of cardboard?
334
00:14:00,689 --> 00:14:02,048
Anyone?
335
00:14:02,090 --> 00:14:03,729
Roland, you have to go out there
and stop her.
336
00:14:03,771 --> 00:14:06,251
Are you kidding me?
She's gonna kick my ass.
337
00:14:06,293 --> 00:14:07,853
Couldn't we just have
the girl do it?
338
00:14:07,895 --> 00:14:09,934
It's your responsibility
to protect us.
339
00:14:09,976 --> 00:14:11,575
Are you not a man?
340
00:14:11,617 --> 00:14:14,338
Ugh! Yeah, I'm a --
I'm a man.
341
00:14:14,380 --> 00:14:16,619
Stupid town
always needs saving.
342
00:14:22,026 --> 00:14:23,785
Boy, for a guy
screaming like a maniac,
343
00:14:23,827 --> 00:14:25,386
he still looks pretty cool.
344
00:14:29,872 --> 00:14:32,272
Sid, that tower of junk
is gonna collapse!
345
00:14:32,314 --> 00:14:33,553
You have to jump!
346
00:14:33,595 --> 00:14:35,754
No!
I can't leave the Bifi behind!
347
00:14:35,796 --> 00:14:37,956
Well, if you don't jump,
you'll die!
348
00:14:37,998 --> 00:14:41,279
I'd rather die than go back
to the old Sid!
349
00:14:41,321 --> 00:14:42,960
He makes a pretty
convincing argument.
350
00:14:43,002 --> 00:14:45,082
Maybe he should die.
351
00:14:45,124 --> 00:14:47,403
I'm gonna have to do this
on my own.
352
00:15:03,618 --> 00:15:05,217
Bingo.
353
00:15:08,062 --> 00:15:09,781
Hey!
354
00:15:09,823 --> 00:15:12,103
Eat shirt!
355
00:15:12,145 --> 00:15:13,904
Mommy!
Ooh!
356
00:15:13,946 --> 00:15:15,305
Right in the nards.
357
00:15:15,347 --> 00:15:16,987
You hate to see that.
358
00:15:18,550 --> 00:15:21,110
No! No!
No, no, no!
359
00:15:21,152 --> 00:15:22,671
Let me go! No!
360
00:15:22,713 --> 00:15:24,632
Don't take me away
from the Bifi!
361
00:15:24,674 --> 00:15:25,873
No! No!
362
00:15:25,915 --> 00:15:27,114
No! Bifi!
363
00:15:27,156 --> 00:15:30,917
Uh-oh.
Bifi!
364
00:15:35,843 --> 00:15:37,322
Still burning
your village down.
365
00:15:37,364 --> 00:15:40,685
It's just taking a sec.
Thanks for your patience.
366
00:15:40,727 --> 00:15:44,008
Not if I have anything
to say about it.
367
00:15:44,050 --> 00:15:46,850
Are you serious?
What? You're gonna fight me now?
368
00:15:46,892 --> 00:15:48,531
That's right.
369
00:15:48,573 --> 00:15:50,533
I want to sacrifice my life
for my wife and children.
370
00:15:50,575 --> 00:15:52,294
It's, like,
my favorite thing to do.
371
00:15:52,336 --> 00:15:53,535
I can't believe this.
372
00:15:53,577 --> 00:15:55,136
After everything
I've done for you.
373
00:15:55,178 --> 00:15:58,139
I got you toys to chew on,
a dirty blanket to sleep on.
374
00:15:58,181 --> 00:16:00,500
I expressed your anal glands
when you were constipated.
375
00:16:00,542 --> 00:16:04,143
Yeah, but you never
gave me respect!
376
00:16:04,185 --> 00:16:06,745
You know, a man shouldn't have
to walk around
377
00:16:06,787 --> 00:16:10,068
in ridiculous outfits or --
or eat leftovers off the floor.
378
00:16:10,110 --> 00:16:13,951
No, a-a man does chores
and he works
379
00:16:13,993 --> 00:16:16,753
and he has trouble
sleeping at night
380
00:16:16,795 --> 00:16:18,555
because he made a dentist
appointment too early
381
00:16:18,597 --> 00:16:22,558
in the morning and is worried
about getting enough sleep!
382
00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:24,159
Wow.
383
00:16:24,201 --> 00:16:28,162
Scraps, I didn't realize you
were so unhappy being my pet.
384
00:16:28,204 --> 00:16:29,523
If this is really
what you want,
385
00:16:29,565 --> 00:16:32,966
then I guess
I'll just leave you alone.
386
00:16:37,812 --> 00:16:40,852
He did it!
He defeated the witch!
387
00:16:46,298 --> 00:16:49,579
Freya, wait!
388
00:16:49,621 --> 00:16:52,061
What's he doing?
389
00:16:52,103 --> 00:16:53,942
I take it all back, alright?
390
00:16:53,984 --> 00:16:57,665
I don't want any of this work
or responsibility.
391
00:16:57,707 --> 00:17:01,788
And, honestly,
the kids -- eh.
392
00:17:01,830 --> 00:17:03,990
I just want to be
your war dog again.
393
00:17:04,032 --> 00:17:05,591
But what about all that stuff
you were saying
394
00:17:05,633 --> 00:17:07,593
about wanting dignity
and respect?
395
00:17:07,635 --> 00:17:09,194
I don't need it.
It's overrated.
396
00:17:09,236 --> 00:17:11,996
I just want to nap at your feet
and lick my ass all day.
397
00:17:12,038 --> 00:17:14,398
You know what you have
to do then.
398
00:17:14,440 --> 00:17:17,801
Oh, geez, Mom.
In front of them?
399
00:17:17,843 --> 00:17:21,203
Sit.
400
00:17:21,245 --> 00:17:22,765
Shake.
401
00:17:24,848 --> 00:17:26,327
Look at me.
402
00:17:26,369 --> 00:17:28,129
Who's my good boy?
403
00:17:28,171 --> 00:17:30,290
You're my good boy!
404
00:17:30,332 --> 00:17:33,493
- I guess he really is a dog.
- That tickles.
405
00:17:33,535 --> 00:17:34,734
Papa?
406
00:17:38,259 --> 00:17:39,818
Let's back him up.
407
00:17:39,860 --> 00:17:41,459
Owie.
408
00:17:43,343 --> 00:17:45,142
I guess that's it
for the new Sid.
409
00:17:45,184 --> 00:17:46,583
Hey, maybe it's for the best.
410
00:17:46,625 --> 00:17:48,385
Sure, the old Sid was a dork,
411
00:17:48,427 --> 00:17:51,027
but at least he wasn't
an obnoxious douchebag.
412
00:17:51,069 --> 00:17:54,950
The truth is, you never needed
the Bifi to be confident.
413
00:17:54,992 --> 00:17:56,231
You dirt turkey!
414
00:17:56,273 --> 00:17:57,952
Look what you did
to my junkyard, Sid.
415
00:17:57,994 --> 00:17:59,193
This is coming out of your pay,
you hear me?
416
00:17:59,235 --> 00:18:00,554
Look, the junkyard is fine!
417
00:18:00,596 --> 00:18:02,115
The only problem here
is you not treating
418
00:18:02,157 --> 00:18:04,437
your number-one employee
with a bit of goddamn respect!
419
00:18:04,479 --> 00:18:06,959
So will you get off
my ass?!
420
00:18:07,001 --> 00:18:09,121
Wow. Fair enough.
421
00:18:09,163 --> 00:18:11,122
Hopping off that ass now.
422
00:18:11,164 --> 00:18:13,564
Go -- go clean up that mess.
423
00:18:13,606 --> 00:18:15,646
My apologies.
424
00:18:15,688 --> 00:18:19,609
Wow.
Tai, it worked.
425
00:18:19,651 --> 00:18:21,971
Tai?
426
00:18:22,013 --> 00:18:24,773
Tai?
427
00:18:24,815 --> 00:18:29,377
We may have won the battle,
but the war rages on.
428
00:18:29,419 --> 00:18:32,059
As long as there are douchebags
who are too obsessed
429
00:18:32,101 --> 00:18:36,782
with their expensive cars,
I'll be there --
430
00:18:36,824 --> 00:18:40,265
to shoot them in the nards
with a T-shirt cannon.
431
00:18:40,307 --> 00:18:44,028
For I am the Nardinator.
432
00:18:51,756 --> 00:18:53,035
And then I was like,
"Am I drinking my pee?"
433
00:18:54,318 --> 00:18:55,717
Hey!
You found Scraps.
434
00:18:55,759 --> 00:18:57,999
Yeah. We had a fun time
together, didn't we, boy?
435
00:18:58,041 --> 00:18:59,320
Oh, yeah, it was great.
436
00:18:59,362 --> 00:19:01,321
Well, my long-lost family
kidnapped me,
437
00:19:01,363 --> 00:19:02,843
and then they kidnapped Freya,
438
00:19:02,885 --> 00:19:04,124
and then we burned
the village to the ground,
439
00:19:04,166 --> 00:19:05,845
and then we got ice creams.
440
00:19:05,887 --> 00:19:07,246
Wait.
What was the last part?
441
00:19:07,288 --> 00:19:09,648
We got ice creams.
These are rocky road.
442
00:19:09,690 --> 00:19:10,929
No, no, before that.
You -- Wait.
443
00:19:10,971 --> 00:19:13,691
You burned the village
to the ground?
444
00:19:13,733 --> 00:19:15,012
Why?
445
00:19:15,054 --> 00:19:16,413
They were just
being annoying.
446
00:19:16,455 --> 00:19:17,894
Why didn't you stop her?
I don't know.
447
00:19:17,936 --> 00:19:19,335
'Cause I'm not
the friggin' police.
448
00:19:19,377 --> 00:19:21,017
This guy.
"I'm the police."
449
00:19:21,059 --> 00:19:23,138
Alright, but at least
y-your family survived, right?
450
00:19:23,180 --> 00:19:25,340
Uh-huh. Yeah. We burned
the whole village to the ground,
451
00:19:25,382 --> 00:19:27,542
and my family
miraculously survived.
452
00:19:27,584 --> 00:19:29,103
You married this chaunce?
453
00:19:29,145 --> 00:19:30,544
Hey, don't look at me.
454
00:19:30,586 --> 00:19:33,146
No, no, no.
But, seriously, are they okay?
455
00:19:33,188 --> 00:19:35,148
Because if not, that is
the darkest thing
456
00:19:35,190 --> 00:19:37,790
you have ever done.
457
00:19:37,832 --> 00:19:40,552
Awkward!
458
00:19:40,594 --> 00:19:42,393
Oyy!
Guys.
459
00:19:42,435 --> 00:19:46,557
It's stuffy in there.
Guys, are they dead?
460
00:19:46,599 --> 00:19:48,600
Guys!