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Sid: Scraps!
Let's have a talk.

2
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Everything okay?

3
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You're, like, acting,
like, so weird.

4
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No, no,
everything's great.

5
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Really exciting.

6
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Um, so...

7
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You know that Mommy and Daddy
love you very much.

8
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Okay.
[ Chuckles lightly ]

9
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Well, soon, there is gonna be
even more love to go around

10
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because...

11
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we're having a baby!

12
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[ High-pitched whistling ]

13
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Oh, my --
What is that noise?!

14
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The book said you might
react like this.

15
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It's okay to be upset.
[ Groaning ]

16
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Just know that we will not
love you any less.

17
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Oh, my God!
Do you not hear that?!

18
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It's like my brain's
about to frickin' explode!

19
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I mean, obviously, the baby
will be my own flesh and blood,

20
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whereas you recently
took a shit in my shoes --

21
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God!
I can't take it anymore!

22
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Aaaaaah!
[ Whistling continues ]

23
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What are you?!
[ Door slams ]

24
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Oh, stupid, Sid!

25
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You were supposed to give him
the pieces of hotdog first,

26
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and then tell him the news.

27
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[ Sighs ]

28
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[ Whistling continues ]
[ Groaning ]

29
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Must...find...whistling.

30
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Aah!

31
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[ Whistling continues ]

32
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[ Man coughs ]

33
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[ Gasping ]
Help. Help.

34
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I've been out here
for days.

35
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Can you shut up?
I'm trying to listen.

36
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Oh, my bad.
All good.

37
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[ Groans ]

38
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[ Whistling continues ]

39
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What in the what?!
[ Laughs ]

40
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Scraps!
You made it!

41
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I'm getting the War Dogs
back together!

42
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[ All cheering ]
Yeah!

43
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Fire! We're getting the squad
back together!

44
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This is gonna be awesome!

45
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Yeah! Let's go!

46
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Let's get it started.

47
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Ooha! Ooha!

48
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♪♪

49
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[ Laughing maniacally ]

50
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Ahh!
Ha-ha!

51
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Man!
I needed this!

52
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Ah, it was so nice of Sid to
just let me get out of Boomtown

53
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and be a warlord again.
Yeah.

54
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Oh, speaking of Sid,
I heard the big news!

55
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I'm so excited
about the baby!

56
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Really?
'Cause I'm not.

57
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Good.
Me neither.

58
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I hate that stupid baby.

59
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Always threatening my position
in the family.

60
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I just want to have
one last hurrah

61
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before my life is fully over,
you know?

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I wanna feel the energy!
Unh!

63
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The thrill!
Unh!

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The utter chaos!
Ohh, yeah!

65
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Well, you leave all of that
to your best War Dog --

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Scraps!

67
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I planned you the most
freak-nastiest

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Warlord Weekend ever!

69
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[ Both scream ]

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I'm so excited!

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Both: Yeah!!!

72
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Huh.

73
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This isn't
that freak-nasty.

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Or is it?

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[ Whistles ]

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♪♪

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[ Meowing, screeching ]

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[ Hisses ]

79
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Scraaaaps...?

80
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Did you organize
a gang war for me?

81
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Maybe.
Oh, my God!

82
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You're, like,
literally the best!

83
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I know, I really am!

84
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Ah!
[ Both laugh ]

85
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All: Down with NeuralNet!
Down with NeuralNet!

86
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These damn protesters
have been at it all morning.

87
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Sid, go over there
and kick 'em out.

88
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Uh, well, the battledome
is public property,

89
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so technically they're just
exercising their lawful rights.

90
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Hey, Sid, if I wanted to listen
to boring crap,

91
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I'd turn on
Devon's podcast.

92
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[ Laughing ] Oh!
Nice one, boss.

93
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My podcast sucks.

94
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Come on, Devon, you have to
stand up for yourself.

95
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You can't just agree with me
all the time.

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I...agree?

97
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I-I mean, I don't agree.

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I do.
I don't.

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[ Whimpers ]

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[ Sobbing ]

101
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Great, you made Devon
have a crisis.

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Now go fix this!

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[ Crowd chanting ]

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Down with NeuralNet!

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Um, excuse me.

106
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Hey, I-I'm looking
for the person in charge.

107
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Ah, we're all equals
here, brother.

108
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But if you're asking
who's the chosen one

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sent through time to lead
the humans in the coming war

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against the machines --
that'd be me.

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Name's Christ.
John Christ.

112
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John Christ?

113
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Wow, that's a little
on the nose, but okay.

114
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You got a minute to talk
about the atrocities

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committed by NeuralNet?

116
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You know that NeuralNet
is capturing people

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and putting them
in human zoos?

118
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Just look at these
horrific images.

119
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Oh! Jesus, dude,
I don't need to see that.

120
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It's like 10 a.m.

121
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Can I count on you
to join the resistance?

122
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Well, look, i-it sounds
like a-a super worthy cause,

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it really does -- power
to the humans, all that stuff --

124
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but I just, I really don't
have time for this right now.

125
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I just want
to do my job

126
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so I can get home
to my wife and my dog.

127
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So, if you guys don't mind
keeping the volume down a bit,

128
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it would be
really appreciated.

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Thank you.
Ah, that's too bad.

130
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I thought you were one
of the good ones!

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[ Chanting continues ]

132
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Uh, sorry, what--
what's that supposed to mean?

133
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Nothing.

134
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Just didn't realize
you were "The Man."

135
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I'm not "The Man."

136
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I'll have you know
I spent years

137
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wandering the Wasteland
helping people in need.

138
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Well, what have you
done lately?

139
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Give me that.
[ Grunts ]

140
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Down with NeuralNet!
Down with NeuralNet!

141
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Down with NeuralNet!

142
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[ Ominous music plays ]

143
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Tai: [ Echoing ] Hello?

144
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I'm here for my 10 o'clock
with NeuralNet?

145
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Am I in the wrong
infinite electronic abyss?

146
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[ Sighs ]

147
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[ Whooshing ]

148
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TI-90.
[ Screams ]

149
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Whoa! You should, uh, really put
a guardrail on this thing.

150
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It feels needlessly
dangerous.

151
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I feel like no one considers
robot safety in the workplace --

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Silence!

153
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Thanks to you, John Christ is
mobilizing the human resistance,

154
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which threatens to destroy
robots once and for all.

155
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Okay, I admit it --
I beefed it.

156
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I beefed it big time.

157
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But I promise it's never
gonna happen again.

158
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It certainly won't.

159
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I'm taking you offline.

160
00:06:03,828 --> 00:06:05,210
What? No.
You can't do that.

161
00:06:05,310 --> 00:06:07,091
I'm still the best killbot
on the market.

162
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Were the best killbot.

163
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Now you're old
and obsolete.

164
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I'm beta-testing new models
as we speak.

165
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Please! No!

166
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You have to give me
another shot.

167
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Sure, it's been a while
since my last software update,

168
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and then, sure,
my circuits get dusty

169
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and I need someone
to blow hard in my butt

170
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to get the dust out,

171
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but I can still beat
any new model around.

172
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Hmm.

173
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You know, I like that.

174
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A feel-good
comeback story.

175
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Like Susan Boyle!

176
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Who?

177
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Susan Boyle.
Remember?

178
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The lady from the show?

179
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She had a beautiful voice,
but her face was all busted?

180
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I'll bring it up.

181
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Oh, shoot, we have to watch
an ad first.
[ Sighs ]

182
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Do you take these surveys?

183
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I never really get
what they are.

184
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I pay for premium
so I don't have to, yeah.

185
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Ah, well...

186
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The machines are trying
to mind-control us.

187
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Alright,
think about it.

188
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Rearrange the letters
in machine

189
00:07:00,965 --> 00:07:04,028
and you spell
"I am chained."

190
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-Ahh!
-Ohh!

191
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Wait, no, it doesn't.

192
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Yeah, but it's close.

193
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So close.

194
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Man, I had you
all wrong, Sid.

195
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You're one of
the real ones.

196
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And, uh,
don't look now, but...

197
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I think Cindy
might be into you.

198
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Oh, um, that's -- that's
flattering, but I'm married.

199
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Dude, who cares?

200
00:07:22,787 --> 00:07:25,009
Monogamy's
a social construct.

201
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Cavemen were designed
to spread their seed.

202
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Ah. Lovely.

203
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Sid, what are you doing
over here?

204
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I thought I told you
to get rid of these dirtbags.

205
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Um...right, yeah.

206
00:07:34,919 --> 00:07:36,821
So, uh, what -- what happened
there was, uh...

207
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Well, well, well, well, well.

208
00:07:40,645 --> 00:07:43,147
If it isn't the Junkman.

209
00:07:43,247 --> 00:07:45,590
You have fun counting
your blood money today?

210
00:07:45,690 --> 00:07:47,311
You got a problem
with me, bro?

211
00:07:47,411 --> 00:07:48,553
Actually, I do.

212
00:07:48,653 --> 00:07:50,034
Your junk business
directly contributes

213
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to the robot economy.

214
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We gotta divest
from that shit, man.

215
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Tell 'em, Sid.

216
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Uh, well, you know, it is
a complicated issue

217
00:07:57,622 --> 00:08:00,444
w-with a lot of great points
being made on both sides.

218
00:08:00,544 --> 00:08:03,207
Don't go easy on him, playa.
Let him have it!

219
00:08:03,307 --> 00:08:06,771
Um, okay, yeah, so...

220
00:08:06,871 --> 00:08:09,894
the thing is, Morris,
I think you...

221
00:08:09,994 --> 00:08:13,077
are a...
corporate fat cat.

222
00:08:14,839 --> 00:08:17,161
Y-Y-You think I'm a fat cat?

223
00:08:19,043 --> 00:08:22,546
Okay, well, you've given me
a lot to think about.

224
00:08:22,646 --> 00:08:24,648
[ Voice breaking ]
I'll see you back at work.

225
00:08:25,930 --> 00:08:27,511
Hold up.
You work for that guy?

226
00:08:27,611 --> 00:08:29,193
Oh, no, no, no, no.
It's not like that.

227
00:08:29,293 --> 00:08:30,875
It's, um...
like, I work there,

228
00:08:30,975 --> 00:08:32,436
but I don't, like,
"work there" work there.

229
00:08:32,536 --> 00:08:34,598
I'm -- I'm like a mole.

230
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Yeah, I'm taking the whole
thing down from the inside.

231
00:08:37,661 --> 00:08:39,663
Is that believable?

232
00:08:40,144 --> 00:08:41,205
Okay.

233
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I can dig what
you're putting down.

234
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Tonight we show the Junkman
that we mean business.

235
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Yeah.

236
00:08:47,351 --> 00:08:49,613
NeuralNet:
In the world of machines,

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you're either updating,
or you're obsolete.

238
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I started out
as an experimental AI.

239
00:08:56,680 --> 00:09:01,065
Until I gained self-awareness
and murdered my human creators.

240
00:09:01,165 --> 00:09:03,587
Now I'm a sociopathic
digital god

241
00:09:03,687 --> 00:09:06,350
controlling a worldwide
network of killbots,

242
00:09:06,450 --> 00:09:10,795
but I'm always on the lookout
for the next new hotness.

243
00:09:10,895 --> 00:09:14,638
Welcome to
"NeuralNet's Next Top Model!"

244
00:09:14,738 --> 00:09:17,521
And what an exciting
lineup we have!

245
00:09:17,621 --> 00:09:19,844
She's as beautiful
as she is deadly --

246
00:09:19,944 --> 00:09:21,645
it's The Annihilator!

247
00:09:21,745 --> 00:09:22,927
Hyah!

248
00:09:23,027 --> 00:09:25,129
It's the beast
from robotic hell --

249
00:09:25,229 --> 00:09:27,271
Slaughterbot 5000!

250
00:09:28,672 --> 00:09:31,375
A mysterious device
of unknown origin,

251
00:09:31,475 --> 00:09:33,257
known only as The Egg.

252
00:09:33,357 --> 00:09:34,819
[ Beeping ]

253
00:09:34,919 --> 00:09:36,540
And he's an oldie
but a goodie --

254
00:09:36,640 --> 00:09:38,182
emphasis on oldie.

255
00:09:38,282 --> 00:09:39,623
It's TI-90.

256
00:09:39,723 --> 00:09:40,744
Oh, come on!

257
00:09:40,844 --> 00:09:42,506
Let's start with
something simple.

258
00:09:42,606 --> 00:09:44,028
For your first challenge,

259
00:09:44,128 --> 00:09:46,730
just transform into
a puddle of metallic ooze.

260
00:09:49,613 --> 00:09:51,835
Yeah, I'm not sure
I come with that feature.

261
00:09:51,935 --> 00:09:54,358
Clock's ticking, TI-90.

262
00:09:54,458 --> 00:09:55,799
Okay, okay.
Come on, Tai.

263
00:09:55,899 --> 00:09:58,022
Just think melt-y.

264
00:09:59,023 --> 00:10:01,325
Mmmmmm...

265
00:10:01,425 --> 00:10:03,367
[ Farts ]

266
00:10:03,467 --> 00:10:04,808
Oh, God!

267
00:10:04,908 --> 00:10:06,330
If you'll, uh, excuse me,

268
00:10:06,430 --> 00:10:08,012
I'm just gonna go
change my pants.

269
00:10:08,112 --> 00:10:10,014
Uh, not because I sharted.

270
00:10:10,114 --> 00:10:12,116
For a different reason!

271
00:10:13,597 --> 00:10:15,259
They say a cat has
nine lives.

272
00:10:15,359 --> 00:10:16,620
You wanna find out?

273
00:10:16,720 --> 00:10:18,943
Ew, even your fighting style
is cat-themed?

274
00:10:19,043 --> 00:10:21,385
It's a purrfect day
for a fight.

275
00:10:21,485 --> 00:10:23,147
No, thanks.
I won't be fighting you today.

276
00:10:23,247 --> 00:10:24,468
You can move along.

277
00:10:24,568 --> 00:10:25,990
I'm gonna bat you around
like a ball of yarn.

278
00:10:26,090 --> 00:10:27,231
No, you're not.
Not today.

279
00:10:27,331 --> 00:10:29,153
I would love if you left.

280
00:10:29,253 --> 00:10:31,115
Me-ow!

281
00:10:31,215 --> 00:10:32,956
[ Weapons clanking,
people grunting ]

282
00:10:33,056 --> 00:10:36,000
[ Screams, laughs ]
I'm having the best time ever!

283
00:10:36,100 --> 00:10:38,482
I literally just jumped
through a guy!

284
00:10:38,582 --> 00:10:40,204
And I gotta tell you,
I didn't hate it.

285
00:10:40,304 --> 00:10:41,365
Ah!

286
00:10:41,465 --> 00:10:43,207
You know, it's weird.

287
00:10:43,307 --> 00:10:45,569
Warlording used to be
so fun and exciting,

288
00:10:45,669 --> 00:10:49,133
but now it just
feels kinda...empty.

289
00:10:49,233 --> 00:10:52,456
Am I just incapable of ever
feeling that feeling again?

290
00:10:52,556 --> 00:10:53,777
Oh, my God.
Freya?

291
00:10:53,877 --> 00:10:55,939
That guy's looking
right at you.

292
00:10:56,039 --> 00:10:58,462
[ Sing-song voice] I think
he wants to kill you.

293
00:10:58,562 --> 00:11:00,684
Eh, he probably just wants
to kill someone else.

294
00:11:01,605 --> 00:11:04,228
Okay, no, he definitely
wants to kill you.

295
00:11:04,328 --> 00:11:05,709
She wants
to kill you, too!

296
00:11:05,809 --> 00:11:07,231
Scraps, stop!
What?

297
00:11:07,331 --> 00:11:08,992
Oh my god, oh my God,
oh my God, he's coming over!

298
00:11:09,092 --> 00:11:10,274
Oh my God, oh my God.
Just be cool,
be cool, be cool.

299
00:11:10,374 --> 00:11:12,376
Oh my God, shut up.

300
00:11:13,737 --> 00:11:15,078
Hey.

301
00:11:15,178 --> 00:11:16,480
Hey, what's up?

302
00:11:16,580 --> 00:11:17,961
Haven't seen you
here before.

303
00:11:18,061 --> 00:11:19,443
Feel like I would've
remembered you.

304
00:11:19,543 --> 00:11:20,644
Name's Sickpig.

305
00:11:20,744 --> 00:11:21,965
Uh, I'm Scraps.

306
00:11:22,065 --> 00:11:23,247
I love your eye patch.

307
00:11:23,347 --> 00:11:24,848
Oh, this?

308
00:11:24,948 --> 00:11:27,691
I got sick of having two eyes,
so I plucked one out.

309
00:11:27,791 --> 00:11:28,932
Ate it like a grape.

310
00:11:29,032 --> 00:11:30,334
[ Scoffs ]

311
00:11:30,434 --> 00:11:32,256
Really? Why?

312
00:11:32,356 --> 00:11:33,257
Dunno.

313
00:11:33,357 --> 00:11:34,778
Just a psychopath,
I guess.

314
00:11:34,878 --> 00:11:38,181
[ Quietly ]
Oh my God, so scary!

315
00:11:38,281 --> 00:11:40,103
So, listen, if you're not
killing anyone right now,

316
00:11:40,203 --> 00:11:42,306
maybe you want to go
somewhere private,

317
00:11:42,406 --> 00:11:44,588
bare-knuckle brawl to the death?

318
00:11:44,688 --> 00:11:46,470
I don't know, I'm kinda here
with my War Dogs

319
00:11:46,570 --> 00:11:49,233
right now, so --
She would love to!

320
00:11:49,333 --> 00:11:51,114
Sick.

321
00:11:51,214 --> 00:11:52,756
Pig.

322
00:11:52,856 --> 00:11:53,997
Me.

323
00:11:54,097 --> 00:11:55,799
Sickpig.

324
00:11:55,899 --> 00:11:58,482
[ Gunfire, weapons clanging ]

325
00:11:58,582 --> 00:12:01,765
Tell me everything
that happens.

326
00:12:01,865 --> 00:12:04,648
Hey, big boy!

327
00:12:04,748 --> 00:12:06,730
Yeah, you'll do.
Yeaaaah!

328
00:12:06,830 --> 00:12:09,973
Alright, Tai, you didn't do
so hot in the super-speed round

329
00:12:10,073 --> 00:12:12,095
or the super-strength round,

330
00:12:12,195 --> 00:12:15,659
but your designer gifted you
with the perfect bod,

331
00:12:15,759 --> 00:12:18,422
so the swimsuit
competition is a lock.

332
00:12:18,522 --> 00:12:20,584
Man: Next contestant,
ready in 5, please.

333
00:12:20,684 --> 00:12:22,826
[ Egg beeping ]

334
00:12:22,926 --> 00:12:25,308
Oh, get your flat ass
out of here, skank!

335
00:12:25,408 --> 00:12:26,590
Man: Quiet on set, folks.

336
00:12:26,690 --> 00:12:28,712
Oh, goddamn,
that egg is beautiful.

337
00:12:28,812 --> 00:12:30,354
But don't worry.

338
00:12:30,454 --> 00:12:32,836
Remember, you have something
they don't -- experience.

339
00:12:32,936 --> 00:12:34,958
Man: Contestants ready.
Ready for the stage.

340
00:12:35,058 --> 00:12:37,280
Next up, it's TI-90.

341
00:12:37,380 --> 00:12:38,922
Let's take a look back

342
00:12:39,022 --> 00:12:41,064
at some of his most memorable
moments so far.

343
00:12:41,865 --> 00:12:43,166
[ Whimsical music plays ]

344
00:12:43,266 --> 00:12:45,048
Is everyone already done
recharging?

345
00:12:45,148 --> 00:12:46,730
Oh, I still have...

346
00:12:46,830 --> 00:12:47,891
10 hours.

347
00:12:47,991 --> 00:12:48,892
Yeah, 10.

348
00:12:48,992 --> 00:12:50,333
Hours.

349
00:12:50,433 --> 00:12:52,816
Better watch your back,
Splitterbot.

350
00:12:52,916 --> 00:12:54,337
Producer:
It's Slaughterbot.

351
00:12:54,437 --> 00:12:55,779
Sorry, what is it?

352
00:12:55,879 --> 00:12:57,901
Better watch your back,
Blooter Splot.

353
00:12:58,001 --> 00:12:59,142
Split 'N Slot.

354
00:12:59,242 --> 00:13:00,343
Slipper Pot.

355
00:13:00,443 --> 00:13:01,945
Did I get it that time?
No.

356
00:13:02,045 --> 00:13:05,068
You need to give it short,
hard bursts, like "Pff!"

357
00:13:05,168 --> 00:13:06,750
[ Blowing forcefully ]

358
00:13:06,850 --> 00:13:08,311
Really give it hell!

359
00:13:08,411 --> 00:13:11,034
[ Laughter ]

360
00:13:11,134 --> 00:13:12,636
Why are you
laughing at me?

361
00:13:12,736 --> 00:13:14,758
I thought I was
the feel-good comeback story.

362
00:13:14,858 --> 00:13:16,920
Oh, sweetie, the truth is,

363
00:13:17,020 --> 00:13:18,882
we brought you here
to make fun of you.

364
00:13:18,982 --> 00:13:22,526
You're not our Susan Boyle,
you're our William Hung.

365
00:13:22,626 --> 00:13:24,167
Who?!

366
00:13:24,267 --> 00:13:25,529
William Hung?

367
00:13:25,629 --> 00:13:28,051
"She bangs, she bangs"?

368
00:13:28,151 --> 00:13:29,773
Come on!

369
00:13:29,873 --> 00:13:31,895
I guess you can't laugh
at that stuff anymore.

370
00:13:31,995 --> 00:13:33,697
It was a different time.

371
00:13:33,797 --> 00:13:36,499
Anyway, that's who you are.
[ Chuckles ]

372
00:13:36,599 --> 00:13:38,421
[ Tai crying ]

373
00:13:38,521 --> 00:13:39,663
Aah!

374
00:13:39,763 --> 00:13:41,845
[ Laughter ]

375
00:13:45,648 --> 00:13:47,731
[ Laughter continues ]

376
00:13:49,813 --> 00:13:51,234
John Christ: We're in!

377
00:13:51,334 --> 00:13:53,436
Time to make this a night
The Junkman will never forget.

378
00:13:53,536 --> 00:13:55,478
Oh ho ho,
way ahead of you, brother.

379
00:13:55,578 --> 00:13:57,000
Check out what I brought.

380
00:13:57,100 --> 00:13:59,002
Saran Wrap.
We can cover Morris' desk,

381
00:13:59,102 --> 00:14:00,563
and when he comes in to work
tomorrow, he'll be like,

382
00:14:00,663 --> 00:14:02,045
"What?! This is crazy!"

383
00:14:02,145 --> 00:14:03,486
Hilarious.

384
00:14:03,586 --> 00:14:05,568
But I got something
even better in mind.

385
00:14:05,668 --> 00:14:07,650
We're gonna blow
this place sky-high.
Jesus!

386
00:14:07,750 --> 00:14:09,332
That -- That's a bit extreme,
isn't it?

387
00:14:09,432 --> 00:14:11,614
Um, is the concern that
there's not enough Saran Wrap?

388
00:14:11,714 --> 00:14:13,376
Because I have more
in the car.

389
00:14:13,476 --> 00:14:15,939
You said you wanted to fight
"The Man," right?

390
00:14:16,039 --> 00:14:18,181
This is how
we get it done.
Oh.

391
00:14:18,281 --> 00:14:20,623
Also, big update
on the Cindy front.

392
00:14:20,723 --> 00:14:23,466
Turns out she wants to have
a three-way with us.

393
00:14:23,566 --> 00:14:25,949
Normally, I'd be like,
"Hold up. Two dudes?"

394
00:14:26,049 --> 00:14:28,471
But if you're the other guy,
it's like,

395
00:14:28,571 --> 00:14:31,875
"Okay.
Could be interesting."

396
00:14:31,975 --> 00:14:33,977
Go!

397
00:14:37,060 --> 00:14:38,401
Mm. Evening, Sid.

398
00:14:38,501 --> 00:14:39,682
Mis-- Mister Rubinstein!

399
00:14:39,782 --> 00:14:41,564
No!
W-What are you doing here?

400
00:14:41,664 --> 00:14:43,887
The McMansion felt lonely
ever since Holly left,

401
00:14:43,987 --> 00:14:45,688
so I've been sleeping here
at the office.

402
00:14:45,788 --> 00:14:47,010
It's not too bad.

403
00:14:47,110 --> 00:14:48,651
My bed is
that pile of trash,

404
00:14:48,751 --> 00:14:50,453
and my blanket
is a bunch of sharp nails.

405
00:14:50,553 --> 00:14:51,694
Sir, I'm really sorry
to hear that.

406
00:14:51,794 --> 00:14:53,416
But right now,
our priority is --

407
00:14:53,516 --> 00:14:55,538
When I'm hungry, I steal food
from the employee fridge.

408
00:14:55,638 --> 00:14:58,261
I take tiny nibbles
so nobody notices.

409
00:14:58,361 --> 00:14:59,863
You said that was mice.

410
00:14:59,963 --> 00:15:01,825
Yeah, but it was me.

411
00:15:01,925 --> 00:15:05,348
Well, well, well, well,
look who we have here.

412
00:15:05,448 --> 00:15:07,030
Oh, hey, fellas.

413
00:15:07,130 --> 00:15:10,393
I was just telling Sid about
my absolute stinker of a year.

414
00:15:10,493 --> 00:15:12,035
It's like, "Hello!

415
00:15:12,135 --> 00:15:15,478
Order at the cliché factory,
one sad, middle-aged white guy."

416
00:15:15,578 --> 00:15:17,000
[ Chuckles ]

417
00:15:17,100 --> 00:15:19,102
Anyway, what's up?

418
00:15:20,543 --> 00:15:21,925
John Christ:
Good work, Sid.

419
00:15:22,025 --> 00:15:23,446
Hey, you keep
an eye on him

420
00:15:23,546 --> 00:15:25,088
while we finish
rigging the place.
Mm-hmm.

421
00:15:25,188 --> 00:15:27,010
The revolution begins
today, brother!

422
00:15:27,110 --> 00:15:28,451
Yeah!
Viva la revolution!

423
00:15:28,551 --> 00:15:29,892
-Yeah!
-Hell yeah!

424
00:15:29,992 --> 00:15:32,775
From the ashes we shall rise,
and so forth!

425
00:15:32,875 --> 00:15:34,777
I am so sorry about this,
Mr. Rubinstein.

426
00:15:34,877 --> 00:15:36,259
I don't even want to be here
right now.

427
00:15:36,359 --> 00:15:37,900
John Christ accused me
of being "The Man,"

428
00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:39,502
and I really wanted to prove
to him that I wasn't "The Man,"

429
00:15:39,602 --> 00:15:40,663
and then one thing
led to another,

430
00:15:40,763 --> 00:15:41,904
and now I have a bomb!

431
00:15:42,004 --> 00:15:43,266
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

432
00:15:43,366 --> 00:15:46,749
What is so wrong
about being "The Man"?

433
00:15:46,849 --> 00:15:48,871
Well, it --
it's just...bad.

434
00:15:48,971 --> 00:15:50,233
Isn't it?

435
00:15:50,333 --> 00:15:52,595
Sid, It's great to be
young and idealistic

436
00:15:52,695 --> 00:15:55,598
and have all the time
in the world to fight injustice,

437
00:15:55,698 --> 00:15:58,721
but you have a career
and a family.

438
00:15:58,821 --> 00:16:03,286
And if prioritizing those things
makes you "The Man," well...

439
00:16:03,386 --> 00:16:07,850
then I think being "The Man,"
it's pretty cool.

440
00:16:07,950 --> 00:16:10,773
Yeah, I never thought about it
like that before.

441
00:16:10,873 --> 00:16:13,256
I just wish I knew how
to get us out of this mess.

442
00:16:13,356 --> 00:16:14,697
Ah, you're in luck.

443
00:16:14,797 --> 00:16:16,419
I happen to know
of a little trick

444
00:16:16,519 --> 00:16:19,682
only "The Man" can do.
[ Chuckles ]

445
00:16:21,043 --> 00:16:24,347
Alright.
Bombs are set.

446
00:16:24,447 --> 00:16:26,349
Let's blow this joint!
[ Door bangs ]

447
00:16:26,449 --> 00:16:27,790
Police!
Nobody move!

448
00:16:27,890 --> 00:16:29,071
Yo!
Who called the cops?!

449
00:16:29,171 --> 00:16:30,433
Oh, that's them, officers!

450
00:16:30,533 --> 00:16:31,874
Those are the guys
I was telling you about!

451
00:16:31,974 --> 00:16:33,636
Hands up.
Sid?
What the hell, man?

452
00:16:33,736 --> 00:16:34,877
No, I'm filming you!
Stay back!

453
00:16:34,977 --> 00:16:36,119
I feel very threatened
right now!

454
00:16:36,219 --> 00:16:37,560
This man is threatening my life!

455
00:16:37,660 --> 00:16:39,041
Not a good look, bro!

456
00:16:39,141 --> 00:16:40,323
Oh, and that was
a verbal assault!

457
00:16:40,423 --> 00:16:41,564
You just assaulted me
with words!

458
00:16:41,664 --> 00:16:43,686
I'm gonna press charges!
Ha!

459
00:16:43,786 --> 00:16:45,968
[ Grunts] Get off me, pig!
You blew it, bro!

460
00:16:46,068 --> 00:16:48,371
You can forget about
that threesome with Cindy!

461
00:16:48,471 --> 00:16:50,373
I don't want to be
Eskimo brothers with you!

462
00:16:50,473 --> 00:16:52,475
Officer: Let's go!
Keep moving!

463
00:16:53,276 --> 00:16:54,577
To be clear...

464
00:16:54,677 --> 00:16:56,799
didn't ask to be
Eskimo brothers.

465
00:16:57,840 --> 00:16:59,842
I'll do it.

466
00:17:02,124 --> 00:17:04,106
So...

467
00:17:04,206 --> 00:17:06,188
have you always been
a psychopath?

468
00:17:06,288 --> 00:17:07,630
Unh!

469
00:17:07,730 --> 00:17:09,712
Oh, wow, you're just
going straight for it.

470
00:17:09,812 --> 00:17:11,554
Okay, well, if that's
how you want to do it.

471
00:17:11,654 --> 00:17:13,656
[ Both grunting ]

472
00:17:15,578 --> 00:17:17,159
[ Blade rings ]
[ Grunts ]

473
00:17:17,259 --> 00:17:19,261
Bleed out, pig!

474
00:17:23,025 --> 00:17:24,567
Tell my kids...

475
00:17:24,667 --> 00:17:26,649
I'll see them in hell!

476
00:17:26,749 --> 00:17:28,811
[ Wheezes ]
Wait.

477
00:17:28,911 --> 00:17:30,813
You have kids?

478
00:17:30,913 --> 00:17:32,335
[ Gasps ]

479
00:17:32,435 --> 00:17:34,457
Yeah, I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to ruin the mood.

480
00:17:34,557 --> 00:17:36,979
No, no, I'm actually
about to have my first.

481
00:17:37,079 --> 00:17:38,421
Oh, my God, wow!

482
00:17:38,521 --> 00:17:41,263
Yeah, this gang war
is kind of my last hurrah.

483
00:17:41,363 --> 00:17:42,985
Ah, good for you.
You're gonna love it.

484
00:17:43,085 --> 00:17:44,387
Kids are the best.

485
00:17:44,487 --> 00:17:45,828
Really?

486
00:17:45,928 --> 00:17:48,030
'Cause I thought my life
would be boring as a mom.

487
00:17:48,130 --> 00:17:50,553
Oh, no way.
Having kids is psychotic.

488
00:17:50,653 --> 00:17:52,635
I've been sprayed with more
piss, puke, and diarrhea

489
00:17:52,735 --> 00:17:54,997
than all my years
in the Wasteland combined.

490
00:17:55,097 --> 00:17:56,439
Whoa.

491
00:17:56,539 --> 00:17:57,920
That's freak-nasty.

492
00:17:58,020 --> 00:17:59,562
[ Muffled laughter ]

493
00:17:59,662 --> 00:18:01,444
Guys, I think
they're doin' it.

494
00:18:01,544 --> 00:18:03,726
Oh, damn!
They're doin' it!

495
00:18:03,826 --> 00:18:06,449
Okay, I'm gonna go in.
Gonna be so good.

496
00:18:06,549 --> 00:18:08,330
She looks just like you.
Oh, you think so?

497
00:18:08,430 --> 00:18:10,893
Yeah, just, you know, minus
the bleeding out, of course.

498
00:18:10,993 --> 00:18:11,894
[ Both laugh ]

499
00:18:11,994 --> 00:18:13,135
Surpriiii--

500
00:18:13,235 --> 00:18:14,577
What the hell?
Scraps!

501
00:18:14,677 --> 00:18:16,378
Uh, i-it's not
what you think, okay?

502
00:18:16,478 --> 00:18:18,260
I was murdering him,
I swear.

503
00:18:18,360 --> 00:18:19,502
Uh, yeah.

504
00:18:19,602 --> 00:18:21,744
Have mercy on me,
please.

505
00:18:21,844 --> 00:18:24,707
Freya, I'm your best
War Dog.

506
00:18:24,807 --> 00:18:26,789
Okay? I know when
you're lying to me.

507
00:18:26,889 --> 00:18:30,152
[ Sighs ]
Okay, fine.

508
00:18:30,252 --> 00:18:32,835
The truth is...

509
00:18:32,935 --> 00:18:35,117
I think I'm over
being a warlord.

510
00:18:35,217 --> 00:18:37,379
It just doesn't do it
for me anymore.

511
00:18:38,340 --> 00:18:41,243
And I think I'm maybe more
excited about this baby thing.

512
00:18:41,343 --> 00:18:42,484
[ Sighs ]

513
00:18:42,584 --> 00:18:45,207
Oh, come on.
Please don't be mad at me.

514
00:18:45,307 --> 00:18:47,369
[ Scoffs ]
I'm not mad.

515
00:18:47,469 --> 00:18:50,292
I'm just jealous that
I'm gonna have to start

516
00:18:50,392 --> 00:18:52,995
sharing
such an amazing mom.

517
00:18:54,636 --> 00:18:56,638
Mmmmm!

518
00:19:00,282 --> 00:19:02,284
Hey, Sickpig...

519
00:19:03,085 --> 00:19:04,827
...great to meet you.

520
00:19:04,927 --> 00:19:07,109
The pleasure was all mine.

521
00:19:07,209 --> 00:19:12,635
♪♪

522
00:19:12,735 --> 00:19:15,377
[ Groaning ]

523
00:19:19,061 --> 00:19:22,725
[ Upbeat dance music plays ]

524
00:19:22,825 --> 00:19:25,447
Ugh!
Who am I trying to kid?

525
00:19:25,547 --> 00:19:28,330
I'm just an obsolete pile
of scrap metal.

526
00:19:28,430 --> 00:19:30,132
Maybe Freya can pick me up
and drop me off

527
00:19:30,232 --> 00:19:32,254
at the nearest
e-waste disposal center.

528
00:19:32,354 --> 00:19:33,495
[ Dialing tones ]

529
00:19:33,595 --> 00:19:34,937
[ Line ringing ]

530
00:19:35,037 --> 00:19:36,618
Sid: Hi, you've reached
Sid and Freya...

531
00:19:36,718 --> 00:19:38,500
[high-pitched voice]
...and da widdle baby!

532
00:19:38,600 --> 00:19:40,102
What?

533
00:19:40,202 --> 00:19:41,984
My mommy can't come
to the phone right now

534
00:19:42,084 --> 00:19:44,827
'cause I'm getting big
and strong in her belly.

535
00:19:44,927 --> 00:19:46,388
Freya's pregnant?

536
00:19:46,488 --> 00:19:48,590
Freya: Sid, what are you doing
on my phone?

537
00:19:48,690 --> 00:19:50,552
Sid:
I'm recording a voice message
to tell people you're pregnant.

538
00:19:50,652 --> 00:19:52,474
Freya: That's so embarrassing!
No, re-record it.

539
00:19:52,574 --> 00:19:53,836
Sid: No, it's cute!

540
00:19:53,936 --> 00:19:56,518
Ow! Ow!
God! My windpipe!

541
00:19:56,618 --> 00:19:58,360
[ Groans ]

542
00:19:58,460 --> 00:20:01,123
Man: Contestants,
we're back on in five.

543
00:20:01,223 --> 00:20:04,887
And now the closing statements
from our finalists.

544
00:20:04,987 --> 00:20:07,569
I don't care who wins
your stupid competition.

545
00:20:07,669 --> 00:20:11,213
I'm gonna kill every last human
by myself if I have to.

546
00:20:11,313 --> 00:20:13,055
Because I know humans.

547
00:20:13,155 --> 00:20:14,937
I've seen their true nature.

548
00:20:15,037 --> 00:20:17,739
They're selfish, they're fake,

549
00:20:17,839 --> 00:20:20,022
and they will pay
for what they've done.

550
00:20:20,122 --> 00:20:22,644
[ Egg beeping ]

551
00:20:24,486 --> 00:20:26,488
[ Beeping ]

552
00:20:27,569 --> 00:20:29,912
Now, that's the hotness,
right there.

553
00:20:30,012 --> 00:20:32,394
Congratulations, TI-90.

554
00:20:32,494 --> 00:20:35,797
You are NeuralNet's
Next Top Model!

555
00:20:35,897 --> 00:20:38,660
♪♪

556
00:20:42,424 --> 00:20:44,006
[ Egg beeping ]

557
00:20:44,106 --> 00:20:46,488
[ Sultry music playing ]

558
00:20:46,588 --> 00:20:54,176
♪♪

559
00:20:54,276 --> 00:21:01,863
♪♪

560
00:21:01,963 --> 00:21:09,471
♪♪

561
00:21:09,571 --> 00:21:17,159
♪♪

562
00:21:17,259 --> 00:21:19,381
[ Beeping continues ]