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[ Rock music playing ]

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♪♪

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Both: Bachelors!

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This is the life.
Yeah!

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No wives,
no responsibilities.

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Just a boss,
his employee,

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having goods times
with their pants off.

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I gotta admit,
it is pretty fun

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doing whatever the hell
I want.

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What's next on
the Bachelor Bucket List?

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Ooh, let's see.

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Alright.
[ Music stops ]

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"Do the dance
from 'Risky Business'."

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Yeah. Check.

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"Leave toilet seat up
after peeing."

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Oh, big check-a-rooni.

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"Beat all-time
jerk-off record."

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Uh, what? I-I mean,
I didn't do that one.

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Yeah, me neither.

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Somebody else must've
checked it off

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and put a huge smiley face
next to it.

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Wait, is that --
is that really the whole list?

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Huh.

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Yeah, I guess there's just
a lot less to do

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as a bachelor
than I remember.

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Are you kidding me?

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The world is our oyster.

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Come on!

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Hey, do you dare me to drink
this nasty cocktail

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I made from all the condiments
in my fridge?

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Oh, no. Actually,
you know what, Morris?

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I think I'm just gonna go home
and wait for Freya to come back.

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But thank you so much
for this.

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This --
This was really awesome.

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-Alright, you dared me!
-Okay, I didn't.

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Watch.
I don't want to.

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[ Door closes ]

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Oh, that's horrible.

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I mean, dude,
you're missing out.

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Oh.
I'm gonna hurl.

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♪♪

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♪♪

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Sid, we're back
from the Wasteland.

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I brought you some sand.

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Freya? Freya!

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Sid! Oh.

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[ Smooching ]

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I don't want another day
to go by

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where I don't wake up
by your side.

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Okay.
I missed you, too, boy.

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Alright.
Off.

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Oh, boy.
How was the trip?

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Yeah, had a fun time
with the War Dogs.

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You know, we chopped off
some heads, I bit a horse.

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The usual.

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But I ended up resigning
as their warlord.

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Whoa.
Uh, Freya,

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you know I would never ask
you to do that, right?

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No, no, no.
It's okay.

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It's just --
It's not who I am anymore.

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I think I'm ready
for a new adventure.

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Does that mean...
Yeah.

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Yeah, I wanna do
the stupid baby thing.

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Yes!

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And I still hate the baby,

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but sounds like this ship
has sailed on that, so, yeah?

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Okay, guess that's that.

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See, guys?
Everything worked out,

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and now all we have to do
is live happily ever...

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[ Loud rumbling ]
...after?

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What?!

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It's hard to hear you over
that scary, mechanical roar.

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♪♪

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This is it.

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The day when machines destroy
humanity once and for all.

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Rock.

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Jeez, there's like a million
of these things.

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Why do people care
about this planet?

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It sucks.

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You know, you really
didn't have to come

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all the way out here.

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I'm happy to lead
the robot army by myself.

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Especially if it means
getting back

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at my ex-best friend
Freya.

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You'll get your chance,
TI-90.

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Just think -- a future
where robots rule the world,

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where you never have
to grow older

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or evolve as a person,

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where you can keep doing
the same old shit

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you've always been doing
for the rest of eternity.

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Huh.

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Rock!

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Jesus.

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I almost fully ate it
on that one.

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Scary.

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Oh, mama.

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What is it, boy?

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Oh, you know -- Well, firstly,
everything is so good.

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Yeah, just so, so good up here.

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Secondly, there is a huge army
of robots coming to kill us all.

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[ People gasp ]
Oh, my God.

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John Christ was right.
Who's John Christ?

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Oh, right,
you weren't here.

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So, he's this guy from the past
who's destined

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to lead the human resistance in
the war against the machines.

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It's kind of complicated.

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No, no, I get it.
Yeah, makes sense.

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You do?
Wow. Okay.

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NeuralNet:
Citizens of Boomtown!

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It is I, NeuralNet.

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Deliver John Christ
to us now or we will --

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We can't hear anything
that you're saying!

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Could you threaten us
a little louder?!

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Sorry, we're having trouble
with the Bluetooth!

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I don't see
where to connect it.

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I think you have to hold
the pause button.

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Really?
That can't be right.

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I know.
It's kind of random.

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[ Speaker chimes ]
It worked.

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Wow.

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Deliver John Christ
to us now,

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or Boomtown will burn
to the ground.

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[ People murmuring ]

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Well, I guess that leaves us
with only one option.

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Right.

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We hand John Christ
to the robots.

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Huh? What?
Or we kill him ourselves

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and toss his dead body
over the wall.

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Hey, does anybody have a gun
I can borrow?

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Mr. Rubinstein, if we give up
John Christ,

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the machines
will take over the world.

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As far as I'm concerned,
they can do whatever they want,

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as long as they don't do it
in my backyard.

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[ People murmuring agreement ]

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I-I hate to say this,

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but I-I disagree
with Mr. Rubinstein.

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[ Gasps ]
I'm having a heart attack.

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Not now, Devon.
Nobody cares about you.

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It's not enough
to be comfortable

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when other people are suffering.
Right?

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That's how the world got
this way in the first place.

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Wait, you're actually
buying this crap?

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A better future isn't
gonna be given to us.

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We are gonna have
to fight for it.

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Alright, now, who's with me?

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[ All cheering ]

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Okay, whatever.

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Weird, but whatever.

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So, where is
John Christ now?

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Oh, shit,
I got him arrested.

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Uh, he was doing
this big protest and --

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No, no, I get it.

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You wanted to prove
that you're not "The Man,"

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but then you realized
that being "The Man"

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isn't actually so bad,
but you still had to stop

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what you had already set
in motion.

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Jesus, you are, like,
incredible at storytelling.

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Thank you.

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You know, I actually have
this idea

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that I've been noodling on
about a fairy dragon queen --

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Oh, sorry, I didn't mean
you should tell me about it now.

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Oh. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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But later, yes.
Later. Great.

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Dude, prison was so scary.

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I saw shit in there
you wouldn't believe.

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It wasn't exactly
"prison."

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You were in a private
holding cell for one night.

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And you know what they say
about dropping the soap?

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I do, actually, so you don't
need to say it.

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Dude, that's when they do you
in the butt.

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Right.

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So, anyway, NeuralNet is here
with an army of killer robots,

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so I'm not exactly sure how you
want to handle that, but...

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Hold up, NeuralNet's here?
Mm-hmm.

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In Boomtown?
Yes.

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Interesting.

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Okay, if I could put a satellite
on top of the Battledome,

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I could transmit
a short-wave signal

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that would shut down
NeuralNet for good.

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We could win the war
right here at Boomtown.

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Okay, yes, let's do it.

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Today's the day
that humans

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do machines in the butt.

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I'm not gonna pound
for that.

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Come on, man,
don't leave me hanging.

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Hey, I'm not saving humanity
'til you pound that.

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Fine.

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Tight.

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I know you're all scared,

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but you have a great leader
among you.

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A fearless warrior who laughs
in the face of death.

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Your HOA president,
Linda Sherman.

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Freya.
Hi, everyone! Hi.

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It's so nice to see
so many familiar faces.

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So, today, we're gonna be
fighting the ultimate battle

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between man and machine --

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or woman and machine,
'cause we're here, too.

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Whoo!
Love you, girl.

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Love you, psycho.

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So, let's remember
to stay hydrated,

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apply plenty of sunscreen,

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and most importantly,
let's have some fun.

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Now let's kill
the mother[bleep]!

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[ People yelling ]

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[ Gun cocks ]

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[ Guns cocking, gunfire ]

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That's right.

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Slow and stiff,
just like we practiced.

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Let's remind them
we're robots.

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Crap! Hey, I need more time
to program the satellite.

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Hey, no problem.
My man Sid is on it.

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I've seen this guy

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go straight-up feral
in the Wasteland.

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I'm talking teeth,
friggin' claws --

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Uh, sorry, Scraps,

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can I interrupt
for just one second?

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Yeah, buddy.
What's up?

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Yeah, sorry, I couldn't help.
I was overhearing.

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I'm not sure I'm comfortable
going feral in front

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of all the neighbors.
What?

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Well, I've --
I've become, like,

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a respected member
of the community.

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It's -- It is
an embarrassing look.

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No, it's --
Guys, I can't hear
what you're saying.

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I want to participate.
Yeah, just one second.

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It is not embarrassing.
Come on.

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You look super cool
when you go feral, alright?

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People are gonna be like,
"Oh, my God.

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Is that Sid?
I really respect him."

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Really?
Hey, look at me in the eyes.

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Would I lie to you?

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Fine. Okay, would you
take my jacket?

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This could get messy.

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♪♪

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[ Explosions ]

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Save me, Sid.

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[ Explosion ]

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[ Screaming ]

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♪♪

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That was, like, really weird
and upsetting.

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Yeah, no, I lied to him.
Dude's a friggin' freak.

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And batter up!

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Oh!
Going, going, gone!

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And the crowd goes wild
for Freya Exaltada!

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Whoo!

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I knew I should have
programmed them to duck,

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but it just looks so cool
seeing them

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stand all straight
like that.

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Don't worry.
This one's mine.

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[ Whirring ]

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Zap. Zap.

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Whoo. Whoo.

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And around the world.
Yes.

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Oh, my God.
Tai?

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00:09:18,677 --> 00:09:20,539
So random
seeing you here.

256
00:09:20,639 --> 00:09:21,780
I guess
it's not that random.

257
00:09:21,880 --> 00:09:23,882
There's, like,
a hundred of you.

258
00:09:32,209 --> 00:09:33,751
Are we, like,
in a fight?

259
00:09:33,851 --> 00:09:35,032
[ Gunfire continues ]

260
00:09:35,132 --> 00:09:37,795
Right in the back.
Nice one.

261
00:09:37,895 --> 00:09:40,317
Let's go, robots!

262
00:09:40,417 --> 00:09:43,280
Ahem. Mrs., uh,
NeuralNet, ma'am?

263
00:09:43,380 --> 00:09:45,162
Morris "The Junkman"
Rubinstein

264
00:09:45,262 --> 00:09:47,284
at your service.
Can this wait?

265
00:09:47,384 --> 00:09:49,446
I'm kind of in the middle
of exterminating humanity.

266
00:09:49,546 --> 00:09:52,288
Oh, but just for the record,
I am not with these people.

267
00:09:52,388 --> 00:09:55,331
I love robots.
I always have.

268
00:09:55,431 --> 00:09:56,733
Ask anybody.

269
00:09:56,833 --> 00:09:58,094
If you let me live,

270
00:09:58,194 --> 00:10:00,016
I could make
for a pretty handy repairman.

271
00:10:00,116 --> 00:10:02,058
Thanks, but we have
advanced nanobots

272
00:10:02,158 --> 00:10:03,939
to take care of that.

273
00:10:04,039 --> 00:10:05,821
Okay.
Okay, uh, new pitch.

274
00:10:05,921 --> 00:10:07,623
Uh, human plaything.

275
00:10:07,723 --> 00:10:11,266
You could torture me, uh,
put me in a giant maze,

276
00:10:11,366 --> 00:10:14,109
or if weird sex stuff
is your thing,

277
00:10:14,209 --> 00:10:16,311
oh, boy,
do I got you covered.

278
00:10:16,411 --> 00:10:18,193
You do me, I do you.

279
00:10:18,293 --> 00:10:20,595
I can make you feel
so good, baby.

280
00:10:20,695 --> 00:10:21,956
Enough!

281
00:10:22,056 --> 00:10:23,278
I'll let you live
if you just stop talking.

282
00:10:23,378 --> 00:10:24,999
Deal!

283
00:10:25,099 --> 00:10:27,402
Old Morris,
you still got it.

284
00:10:27,502 --> 00:10:30,164
Okay, Tai,
clearly you're upset.

285
00:10:30,264 --> 00:10:31,445
If this is about
the pregnancy thing,

286
00:10:31,545 --> 00:10:32,967
I swear
I was gonna tell you.

287
00:10:33,067 --> 00:10:35,009
I just didn't get any service
in the Wasteland.

288
00:10:35,109 --> 00:10:37,091
It's not just the baby.
It's everything!

289
00:10:37,191 --> 00:10:38,572
Ah!

290
00:10:38,672 --> 00:10:40,414
You weren't there for me
when my boyfriend dumped me.

291
00:10:40,514 --> 00:10:42,856
Who? That animatronic bear
who plays the jug?

292
00:10:42,956 --> 00:10:44,257
I didn't even realize
you guys were serious.

293
00:10:44,357 --> 00:10:45,779
I loved him!

294
00:10:45,879 --> 00:10:47,220
We made beautiful songs
at the bayou together!

295
00:10:47,320 --> 00:10:48,622
Aah!

296
00:10:48,722 --> 00:10:51,424
And I got this bold new hair
update a week ago,

297
00:10:51,524 --> 00:10:53,506
and you haven't
even said anything!

298
00:10:53,606 --> 00:10:54,948
Ooh, it looks nice.

299
00:10:55,048 --> 00:10:56,189
I wish my hair
could do that.

300
00:10:56,289 --> 00:10:57,750
Liar!

301
00:10:57,850 --> 00:10:59,392
You never come to any
of my dinner parties!

302
00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:01,193
Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey,
in all fairness,

303
00:11:01,293 --> 00:11:03,516
that has nothing to do
with our friendship.

304
00:11:03,616 --> 00:11:06,038
I just don't love
your cooking.

305
00:11:06,138 --> 00:11:07,599
I've been trying
new recipes.

306
00:11:07,699 --> 00:11:10,082
I make really good
bulgogi now!

307
00:11:10,182 --> 00:11:13,045
Aah! Ugh!

308
00:11:13,145 --> 00:11:16,668
Stay back, or I'll...
scramble you?

309
00:11:19,951 --> 00:11:24,055
Freya Exaltada, I've been
programmed to eliminate you

310
00:11:24,155 --> 00:11:26,157
for being a bad friend.

311
00:11:28,559 --> 00:11:31,222
Linda!
No, no, no.

312
00:11:31,322 --> 00:11:33,504
Come on, stay with me.

313
00:11:33,604 --> 00:11:35,145
Protect...

314
00:11:35,245 --> 00:11:36,627
the...

315
00:11:36,727 --> 00:11:38,749
HOA...

316
00:11:38,849 --> 00:11:40,851
girlfriend.

317
00:11:42,012 --> 00:11:44,354
Ugh.

318
00:11:44,454 --> 00:11:46,636
[ Exhales sharply ]

319
00:11:46,736 --> 00:11:48,198
[ Ominous music plays ]

320
00:11:48,298 --> 00:11:51,801
Uh-oh.

321
00:11:51,901 --> 00:11:54,043
You think
I'm a bad friend?

322
00:11:54,143 --> 00:11:56,886
This has been one of
the craziest years of my life,

323
00:11:56,986 --> 00:11:59,568
and all you can think about
is how it affects you

324
00:11:59,668 --> 00:12:01,891
because you're so goddamn
self-obsessed.

325
00:12:01,991 --> 00:12:04,613
Freya, you've never spoken
to me like this before.

326
00:12:04,713 --> 00:12:06,255
You're just pissy that I have
all these good things

327
00:12:06,355 --> 00:12:08,637
in my life,
and you have nothing.

328
00:12:10,318 --> 00:12:12,421
So much shade.
So damn shady.

329
00:12:12,521 --> 00:12:14,703
Truth is,
I feel sorry for you.

330
00:12:14,803 --> 00:12:17,345
You want to know why?
Please, no.

331
00:12:17,445 --> 00:12:19,387
Because you're
so goddamn incapable

332
00:12:19,487 --> 00:12:21,109
of moving on
with your life!

333
00:12:21,209 --> 00:12:23,891
[ Screaming ]

334
00:12:26,934 --> 00:12:28,936
Sorry not sorry.

335
00:12:32,139 --> 00:12:33,480
Will you hurry up
with that thing?

336
00:12:33,580 --> 00:12:35,122
You can't hurry a masterpiece,
my friend.

337
00:12:35,222 --> 00:12:36,483
Would you tell
Olivia Rodrigo

338
00:12:36,583 --> 00:12:38,485
to rush the follow-up
to her hit album "Sour"?

339
00:12:38,585 --> 00:12:40,607
Huh? Oh, 'cause
you're from the past.

340
00:12:40,707 --> 00:12:42,089
That's cool, I guess.

341
00:12:42,189 --> 00:12:44,270
[ Electricity crackling ]

342
00:12:47,073 --> 00:12:49,255
Oh, savage!

343
00:12:49,355 --> 00:12:51,357
Yeah, go, Sid!

344
00:12:55,001 --> 00:12:58,624
Oh! He's beating him
with his own arms!

345
00:12:58,724 --> 00:13:00,726
I like-a that!

346
00:13:02,368 --> 00:13:05,991
Okay, well, what's --
what you doing now?

347
00:13:06,091 --> 00:13:07,793
Aw, man.
He's humping it.

348
00:13:07,893 --> 00:13:10,115
Hey, that's not cool, man.
Hey, come on.

349
00:13:10,215 --> 00:13:11,837
Have some respect
for the dead, fool.

350
00:13:11,937 --> 00:13:13,318
[ Laughing ]

351
00:13:13,418 --> 00:13:15,480
Hey, what's going on?
Uh...

352
00:13:15,580 --> 00:13:16,801
Sid go feral again?

353
00:13:16,901 --> 00:13:18,963
Yeah. Yeah.
Started off super cool,

354
00:13:19,063 --> 00:13:21,285
but then really started
to embarrass himself.

355
00:13:21,385 --> 00:13:23,407
Yeah, he gets really
into it.
Yeah.

356
00:13:23,507 --> 00:13:25,629
Man: Hold the line!

357
00:13:28,592 --> 00:13:31,695
Retreat! Retreat!
Retreat!

358
00:13:31,795 --> 00:13:33,377
Oh, shit.

359
00:13:33,477 --> 00:13:35,459
Hey, come on.
Come on, let's go.

360
00:13:35,559 --> 00:13:36,660
Let's go.

361
00:13:36,760 --> 00:13:38,942
You can hump
the dead robots later.

362
00:13:39,042 --> 00:13:40,824
Congratulations, Morris.

363
00:13:40,924 --> 00:13:43,186
Looks like you've chosen
the winning side.

364
00:13:43,286 --> 00:13:44,988
It's strange.

365
00:13:45,088 --> 00:13:46,910
I should be on top of the world
right now,

366
00:13:47,010 --> 00:13:50,353
but something about seeing
everyone I know and love

367
00:13:50,453 --> 00:13:53,356
tragically murdered,
it's making me feel...

368
00:13:53,456 --> 00:13:54,917
well, I don't know
what it is.

369
00:13:55,017 --> 00:13:56,879
[ Gunfire ]

370
00:13:56,979 --> 00:13:57,920
Huh.

371
00:13:58,020 --> 00:14:06,768
♪♪

372
00:14:06,868 --> 00:14:08,530
There's too many of them.

373
00:14:08,630 --> 00:14:09,611
Ooga booga.

374
00:14:09,711 --> 00:14:11,253
Yes, dear.
Ooga booga.

375
00:14:11,353 --> 00:14:15,697
♪♪

376
00:14:15,797 --> 00:14:17,879
Everyone!
Quickly, inside!

377
00:14:18,920 --> 00:14:20,922
Everyone, come on!

378
00:14:22,323 --> 00:14:24,505
John Christ, come on!
You need to fall back!

379
00:14:24,605 --> 00:14:26,607
Satellite's almost
in position.

380
00:14:28,168 --> 00:14:29,750
This is it!

381
00:14:29,850 --> 00:14:33,193
The moment I destroy NeuralNet
and fulfill my destiny!

382
00:14:33,293 --> 00:14:34,635
Humanity
will never be destroyed,

383
00:14:34,735 --> 00:14:36,837
'cause this is our world, baby!

384
00:14:36,937 --> 00:14:38,278
We run this bitch!

385
00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:39,519
Boy, he talks a lot.
I know.

386
00:14:39,619 --> 00:14:41,121
Come on, wrap it up!

387
00:14:41,221 --> 00:14:43,803
This is our planet!
We do whatever we want to it!

388
00:14:43,903 --> 00:14:46,886
We mess with the birds!
We mess with the worms!

389
00:14:46,986 --> 00:14:49,128
Hit the button!
Hit the button!
Hit the button!

390
00:14:49,228 --> 00:14:51,050
I can take a dookie right here!

391
00:14:51,150 --> 00:14:52,692
Right now!

392
00:14:52,792 --> 00:14:54,894
Get dookie all over the place!
Huh? You want me to?

393
00:14:54,994 --> 00:14:56,375
No, I'm not gonna do it
right now!

394
00:14:56,475 --> 00:14:58,577
But I could!
What a wanker.

395
00:14:58,677 --> 00:15:00,979
[ Chanting ] Humans!
Humans!

396
00:15:01,079 --> 00:15:03,081
What? Can't hear y'all!

397
00:15:03,682 --> 00:15:05,263
Hu-- Ah!

398
00:15:05,363 --> 00:15:07,065
Ooh!
Ooh!

399
00:15:07,165 --> 00:15:08,947
Whoa, wait!
No, this blows!

400
00:15:09,047 --> 00:15:10,348
Come on, no!

401
00:15:10,448 --> 00:15:11,710
[ Thud, skull crushes ]

402
00:15:11,810 --> 00:15:13,631
Ewww.           Ewww.
Oh, no.

403
00:15:13,731 --> 00:15:17,475
Back and forth.
Back and forth.

404
00:15:17,575 --> 00:15:20,478
Gosh, you know,
having met the guy,

405
00:15:20,578 --> 00:15:23,380
gotta say, it's kinda hard
not to be on Team Robot.

406
00:15:26,063 --> 00:15:28,325
Where are we?
What happened?

407
00:15:28,425 --> 00:15:30,407
We're trapped
in the junkyard.

408
00:15:30,507 --> 00:15:32,089
You went feral.
Oh.

409
00:15:32,189 --> 00:15:33,610
Did I look cool doing it?

410
00:15:33,710 --> 00:15:34,931
Yeah, totally.

411
00:15:35,031 --> 00:15:38,455
Uh, you smeared feces
all over yourself

412
00:15:38,555 --> 00:15:39,696
and screamed,
"I am the poo poo king.

413
00:15:39,796 --> 00:15:42,298
Give me all the poo poo."

414
00:15:42,398 --> 00:15:43,900
I don't want
all the poo poo.

415
00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:46,182
Just for the record.

416
00:15:46,282 --> 00:15:50,266
Give up, humans.
John Christ is dead.

417
00:15:50,366 --> 00:15:51,907
This is the end.

418
00:15:52,007 --> 00:15:56,952
♪♪

419
00:15:57,052 --> 00:16:00,516
I don't think
this is the end.

420
00:16:00,616 --> 00:16:03,198
I just think no matter what time
or place you live in,

421
00:16:03,298 --> 00:16:06,761
it always feels like
it's the end of the world,

422
00:16:06,861 --> 00:16:08,083
but we find a way
to get through it

423
00:16:08,183 --> 00:16:10,185
with the people we love.

424
00:16:12,467 --> 00:16:14,469
Get in here.

425
00:16:16,430 --> 00:16:19,053
That was really sweet, but just
to be clear, in this case,

426
00:16:19,153 --> 00:16:22,376
we, in fact, really
are all going to die.

427
00:16:22,476 --> 00:16:24,478
Tai: Not if I can help it!

428
00:16:25,079 --> 00:16:27,421
Tai?
You're not dying today.

429
00:16:27,521 --> 00:16:31,064
I'm realigning the satellite!

430
00:16:31,164 --> 00:16:33,907
TI-90, what do you think
you're doing?

431
00:16:34,007 --> 00:16:36,429
I'm moving on with my life!

432
00:16:36,529 --> 00:16:39,072
Someone needs to activate
the signal!

433
00:16:39,172 --> 00:16:41,394
I'll do it.

434
00:16:41,494 --> 00:16:43,976
We'll do it.

435
00:16:45,818 --> 00:16:48,241
And I would do it,
but it sounds like

436
00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:50,923
there's already the two of you,
and three's a crowd, so --

437
00:16:51,023 --> 00:16:52,965
It's okay, Morris.
We got this.

438
00:16:53,065 --> 00:16:54,326
Okay.

439
00:16:54,426 --> 00:16:56,428
Just know
that I would have.

440
00:16:59,711 --> 00:17:01,493
Shall we?

441
00:17:01,593 --> 00:17:03,595
♪ Everything must go ♪

442
00:17:05,837 --> 00:17:07,999
♪ Is what she said to me ♪
Kill them!

443
00:17:10,922 --> 00:17:14,005
♪ If you're the world away ♪

444
00:17:15,927 --> 00:17:17,188
♪ It's madness, won't you see ♪

445
00:17:17,288 --> 00:17:18,749
Oh, no.

446
00:17:18,849 --> 00:17:21,312
They're working in perfect
in harmony.

447
00:17:21,412 --> 00:17:24,315
♪ Yeah, some people
got that heartache ♪

448
00:17:24,415 --> 00:17:26,677
It's like a beautiful dance.

449
00:17:26,777 --> 00:17:29,479
♪ Some people live in harmony ♪

450
00:17:29,579 --> 00:17:31,581
Okay, now it just is a dance.

451
00:17:38,147 --> 00:17:39,329
You got this?

452
00:17:39,429 --> 00:17:40,410
On it, babe.

453
00:17:40,510 --> 00:17:47,176
♪♪

454
00:17:47,276 --> 00:17:50,499
♪♪

455
00:17:50,599 --> 00:17:53,822
♪♪

456
00:17:53,922 --> 00:17:56,285
[ Screaming ]

457
00:18:02,170 --> 00:18:03,632
I really thought there was
gonna be, like,

458
00:18:03,732 --> 00:18:04,873
a big explosion
or something.

459
00:18:04,973 --> 00:18:06,915
Yeah.
Me, too.

460
00:18:07,015 --> 00:18:09,117
Kinda anti-climatic,
but, oh, well.

461
00:18:09,217 --> 00:18:11,439
Hey, guys, we're good.

462
00:18:11,539 --> 00:18:13,541
Yeah, come out.

463
00:18:15,783 --> 00:18:16,924
They did it!

464
00:18:17,024 --> 00:18:19,847
Mommy and Daddy did it.

465
00:18:19,947 --> 00:18:21,649
You owe me five bird beaks,
Mr. Rubinstein.

466
00:18:21,749 --> 00:18:24,251
Damn it. This is the worst day
of my life.

467
00:18:24,351 --> 00:18:25,772
Hand it over.

468
00:18:25,872 --> 00:18:27,774
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
Careful with my danglers.

469
00:18:27,874 --> 00:18:29,176
Ah.

470
00:18:29,276 --> 00:18:31,538
Tai, you saved us.

471
00:18:31,638 --> 00:18:33,059
I'm sorry for what
I said earlier.

472
00:18:33,159 --> 00:18:34,541
No, no.
It's okay.

473
00:18:34,641 --> 00:18:37,343
You told me some hard truths
that I needed to hear.

474
00:18:37,443 --> 00:18:39,305
It takes a good friend
to do that.

475
00:18:39,405 --> 00:18:40,827
So, you're saying
we're friends again?

476
00:18:40,927 --> 00:18:42,909
Well, if you can forgive me
for trying to murder you

477
00:18:43,009 --> 00:18:44,470
and your unborn child.

478
00:18:44,570 --> 00:18:46,552
Eh, it happens.

479
00:18:46,652 --> 00:18:48,654
Wait, what happened?

480
00:18:50,456 --> 00:18:51,797
Freya: Citizens of Boomtown!

481
00:18:51,897 --> 00:18:56,481
It is I, Freya Exaltada,
president of your HOA.

482
00:18:56,581 --> 00:18:57,682
All: Rah! Rah!

483
00:18:57,782 --> 00:19:00,085
Today marks the anniversary

484
00:19:00,185 --> 00:19:01,446
of the Battle of Boomtown.

485
00:19:01,546 --> 00:19:02,767
To honor our victory,

486
00:19:02,867 --> 00:19:07,051
I vow the streets
will echo with screams...

487
00:19:07,151 --> 00:19:08,092
of merriment!

488
00:19:08,192 --> 00:19:10,254
[ All cheering ]

489
00:19:10,354 --> 00:19:11,816
Enjoy the block party, everyone,

490
00:19:11,916 --> 00:19:14,138
and don't forget to enter
the raffle for your chance

491
00:19:14,238 --> 00:19:16,540
to win
a single sip of water!

492
00:19:16,640 --> 00:19:18,382
[ All cheering ]

493
00:19:18,482 --> 00:19:20,144
Yes!

494
00:19:20,244 --> 00:19:21,745
Eh, who would've thought?

495
00:19:21,845 --> 00:19:24,588
Old Morris has learned
to care about other people.

496
00:19:24,688 --> 00:19:26,109
Even robots.

497
00:19:26,209 --> 00:19:27,290
I thought you would
have learned a lesson

498
00:19:27,370 --> 00:19:29,072
about being
a better father.

499
00:19:29,172 --> 00:19:31,314
You know, like,
to your son Timmy.

500
00:19:31,414 --> 00:19:34,037
Hey, you can't expect me to
learn every lesson in the world.

501
00:19:34,137 --> 00:19:35,438
You're lucky
I got even one.

502
00:19:35,538 --> 00:19:36,759
No, that's fair.

503
00:19:36,859 --> 00:19:38,921
Oh, should we get
our faces painted?

504
00:19:39,021 --> 00:19:40,443
Hell yeah, dude.

505
00:19:40,543 --> 00:19:41,924
I want to be a tiger.

506
00:19:42,024 --> 00:19:44,086
Rawr.

507
00:19:44,186 --> 00:19:46,749
And that was the last thing
I ever said.

508
00:19:48,871 --> 00:19:50,052
Thank you,
Madam President.

509
00:19:50,152 --> 00:19:52,454
This is the only fun day
I've ever had.

510
00:19:52,554 --> 00:19:54,136
You're welcome.

511
00:19:54,236 --> 00:19:56,298
Sid: [ Singsong voice ]
Look who it is.

512
00:19:56,398 --> 00:19:57,699
Freya: Look who made it.

513
00:19:57,799 --> 00:19:59,421
Of course.
We wouldn't miss your big day.

514
00:19:59,521 --> 00:20:02,504
Isn't that right,
Little Linda Sherman?

515
00:20:02,604 --> 00:20:04,025
Oh, bup, bup, bup, bup.

516
00:20:04,125 --> 00:20:05,506
You mustn't play with her
until she's had her nap.

517
00:20:05,606 --> 00:20:06,708
She needs her downtime.

518
00:20:06,808 --> 00:20:08,629
Sorry, Nanny Scraps.
We forgot.

519
00:20:08,729 --> 00:20:10,111
Yes, you did.

520
00:20:10,211 --> 00:20:13,034
There, there.
The bad people are gone.

521
00:20:13,134 --> 00:20:14,835
Only Nanny Scraps loves you,

522
00:20:14,935 --> 00:20:18,078
my little chunky monkey.

523
00:20:18,178 --> 00:20:21,001
Well, nothing left to do now
except live happily ever af--

524
00:20:21,101 --> 00:20:22,362
[ Baby crying ]

525
00:20:22,462 --> 00:20:24,765
Oh.
Again?

526
00:20:24,865 --> 00:20:27,327
Is there a part of you
that wishes we died

527
00:20:27,427 --> 00:20:28,488
in the robot apocalypse?

528
00:20:28,588 --> 00:20:31,571
Oh, 1,000%.

529
00:20:31,671 --> 00:20:33,833
Mostly, I'm just excited
for the future.

530
00:20:37,957 --> 00:20:39,418
Me, too.

531
00:20:39,518 --> 00:20:42,922
[ Crying continues ]