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Yeah, hello?
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We're on our way.
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We're getting to the party.
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What do you mean you guys are gone?
I thought we said we'd join you.
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Ah... no more alcohol?
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Okay, yeah.
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Ben!
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Let me have a chat with Marion and
Fleur and I'll call you back.
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Actually more with Marion,
because Fleur is in the middle of a lips workout.
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Hey bruv!
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So, Girls? What do we do?
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Marion? Fleur?
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- Ben!
- What? What?!
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Have you changed your
WIFI pass again?
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- Have you changed your WIFI pass?
- Are you still connected to my routeur?
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- Hiya Ben!
- Hiya.
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Go ahead.
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C, lower case V, hifen...
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- What are you doing?
- I'm on Tinder.
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- Tinder? Show me.
- Fleur! I'm texting!
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Benjamin...
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Q, R, upper case P, O.
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You know you can modify your password?
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I love my password.
I love my WIFI. Bye.
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- There's something weird or what?
- What?
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- He's got the exact same smile on every pic.
- That's scary.
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- Be careful.
- I think he's a sales rep.
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You're jealous, that's all.
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Or a psycho.
Either a sales rep or a psycho.
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Fuck, mom! I don't believe this.
Use the doorbell!
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It's an emergency. You were not answering my calls.
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Your nephew used my Ipad.
Now it's unusable.
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Mom, I don't have time for that, I swear.
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- I'm doing this for you.
- Okay, give me that..
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I want to book a restaurant for
when we get to Biarritz.
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Don't you find your virtual encounters
a wee bit pathetic?
37
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Don't you wanna leave some room
for the beauty of randomness?
38
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Do you prefer Caves Saint Jean
or Chez Bibi?
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I don't know Mom. It's
in 3 days, I don't give a shit.
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- I'm gonna ask your brother
- Right, ask him
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Arthur!
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- Hiya Nicole!
- Hiya!
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Where do you want to eat
on Tuesday night?
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We're going to the Courtepaille
before the motorway exit.
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What? Is this a joke?
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No, mom, it's more handy.
They have a ball pit.
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No, no, it's either the Caves Saint Jean
or Chez Bibi. Pick one.
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Courtepaille then.
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- Courtepaille then?
- Yup.
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OK. Good night.
51
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Ben?
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FIRST HOLIDAYS
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Benjamin!
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Marion?
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Watch out, watch out!
56
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- Catch the boat, catch the boat.
- Yep, yep, yep yep yep.
57
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- All good all good all good
- Great, thanks a lot.
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Do you want me to anchor the boat?
I can take the bottle and anchor it.
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- do what?
- Anchor the boat. Moor it.
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Nah nah, we're leaving, it's ok.
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- Hey, mister is a sailor eh?
- Yes, a wee bit.
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Careful, there's quite a gap there.
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Gentleman, old school. I love it
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Delighted to meet you though.
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Love your t-shirt.
What does it say? ESIC?
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Yeah, it's my business school.
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Very stylish, I like it.
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What have you planned for tonight?
Amaze us!
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I don't know. We'll start with a drink and wing it...
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- Hey! Quite original, no?
- Shut your mouth Romain.
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Anyway, you really have
a beautiful smile.
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Shut your mouth, Romain!
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I'm not sure what it means,
but thank you.
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- Ok guys. Have a nice trip.
- Bye!
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- Bye, ESIC.
- Bye.
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- Well, hiya.
- Good evening.
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- How is it going?
-I left my bag inside the pub.
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A bit chilly for July,
don't you think?
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- Are you going to have a forecast talk?
- No, it's just...
80
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Why not eh?
81
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Oh yeah,
I got you a wee present.
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- A present?
- Yes.
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I have exactly what
you asked for.
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You really got meds?
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I got you an antiacid.
You needed it.
86
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That's very very nice.
87
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I wanted to make things right for my
date. My very first Tinder date.
88
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- So it's really your first Tinder date?
- Well, yes.
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Cause usually people say that, but...
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- And it's not true?
- No.
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Ok I see.
And you? Is this your first?
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- No, it's not your first?
- No, I didn't lie to you.
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How many?
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I don't know, I didn't count.
Thirty, fourty?...
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Thirty, fourty?!
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Yes but don't worry, I usually
get bored after 1 minute.
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Alright.
I'm not sure it makes me feel better...
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- Well, cheers.
- cheers!
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To antiacids!
100
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You're lucky. This one is lemon flavoured.
They're the best.
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Compared to what?
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Compared to mint flavour,
they're disgusting.
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Horrible. Have you ever tried?
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Dreadful. They almost lost me
with the mint flavour.
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- Are you pharmacist?
- No, I'm a sales rep.
106
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But I hate feeling sick.
That's why I always carry meds with me.
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I you want, I have paracetamol,
If you sprain your ankle, I have arnica.
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Always one step ahead.
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- So what do you do for a living?
- I draw.
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- You draw
- I draw graphic novels.
111
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That's great..
Do you make a living of it?
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- No.
- No?
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I'm living on government money
waiting for a suggar daddy.
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Hence the dates.
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I see. Shit.
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- I'm kidding, Benjamin.
- That's what I thought.
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Sorry, I take everything at face value.
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I'm going step by step...
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- I think it's time... time to go.
- Time to go.
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We're going!
121
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I'm very sorry, you have
to say good bye to your best friend.
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Fuck, I forgot she was here.
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I feel like she's a part of me now.
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Yes, now you're great.
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I feel like she's a shoulder pad.
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You... you...
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You'd like to go for a walk?
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I'd love to, but the problem is I have
another Tinder date in 30mn.
129
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Oh yeah?
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- Woaw
- Ben!
131
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You should get my sense of humour by now.
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Fuck! I didn't get it at all.
133
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Are you ok?
134
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Are you crying?
135
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You really cum like a deaf person.
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I don't want to disturb your neighbour.
Holy cow!
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Holy cow!
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Fuck!
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Holy cow!
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Do all you Tinder dates end like that?
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Nah, stairs sex is just with you.
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That's good to know.
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Can I use your bathroom...
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To clean my hands...
145
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- You want to take a pee?
- Yes.
146
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Alright. At the back of the flat,
on your right.
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- yellow door
- Ok
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Oh fuck. Holly cow!
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Holly cow!
150
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Oof... Holly cow!
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Oh, sorry. I didn't know..
I'm sorry.
152
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- You alright, ESIC?
- I was looking for the loo, but...
153
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Don't hesitate, we won't look.
154
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No, no no no.
I'm not doing it in front of you.
155
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I'm gonna leave you to it. Sorry.
156
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No no, wait, actually I could use your help.
You must know your way around taxes.
157
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Do you know what 'unrated taxable income
for PEA-PME' means?
158
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That's my tax return.
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Ok, do you have any shares in
a business?
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A PME or a PMI?
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No?
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Nah, he's an experimental musician.
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Ha ok, well in that case, no need
to fill that document.
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- I'll leave you to it.
- Do you have a cigaret?
165
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- No, I don't smoke. Ciao.
- Bye.
166
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- Ben?
- Yeah, I'm here.
167
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Come with me.
168
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- Where are you?
- Come in the kitchen.
169
00:09:04,612 --> 00:09:07,172
Where are you going?
170
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Come!
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I didn't know they were together.
They're having a bath.
172
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Nah, sometimes we have bath
as friends, that's all.
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Alright. Ok.
174
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Come on. One step each.
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- It's very high.
- One step each.
176
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Careful! It's nothing. It happened
to me a thousand times.
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Look at me in the eyes.
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- Honestly I hate you.
- You adore me.
- Holy cow.
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Give me your hand.
180
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- Do you adore me?
- Yes, for real, I...
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Come on, we're almost there.
182
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That's exactly what I needed to end
the night. Dying falling from a roof.
183
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- So, your holidays will be in Biarritz?
- Yeah.
184
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Yeah, it's Biarritz.
Three weeks.
185
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Like for the past 37 years.
186
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Oh yeah?
187
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Eh.
188
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You, where are you going?
189
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I'm going to Beirut, with
my crazy friends.
190
00:10:00,357 --> 00:10:01,709
- Beirut?
- Yes.
191
00:10:01,876 --> 00:10:03,103
That's lovely.
192
00:10:03,236 --> 00:10:05,953
But isn't Syria better that
time of the year?
193
00:10:06,433 --> 00:10:09,232
Very good time. I think you'll
a better blast over there.
194
00:10:09,513 --> 00:10:11,629
You know, Syria is great.
But I've already been.
195
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Ok I see.
196
00:10:13,273 --> 00:10:16,308
Didn't know I was dealing with
a peacekeeper.
197
00:10:18,072 --> 00:10:19,425
We're good here.
198
00:10:20,430 --> 00:10:21,784
I could sleep.
199
00:10:22,630 --> 00:10:24,381
- Fancy a wee nap?
- Yes.
200
00:10:32,067 --> 00:10:33,386
No way Ben.
201
00:10:33,946 --> 00:10:36,063
Do you actually have mouthwash
with you?
202
00:10:36,906 --> 00:10:37,894
Wait.
203
00:10:38,505 --> 00:10:40,735
You were never supposed to see this.
You were sleeping.
204
00:10:40,865 --> 00:10:44,061
- I thought it was the good time to do it.
- Ben, you can't plan everything ahead.
205
00:10:44,143 --> 00:10:46,055
I'm not planning anything..
206
00:10:46,223 --> 00:10:49,134
Look, I never planned to meet
you tonight.
207
00:10:49,222 --> 00:10:51,940
Or that we'd have sex on your doorstep.
208
00:10:52,022 --> 00:10:55,569
Or that I'd end on a roof like an
Aristocat. I didn't plan any of that.
209
00:10:55,780 --> 00:10:58,896
But I can plan to have a fresh
breath in the morning. There.
210
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Will you come on holiday with me?
211
00:11:03,058 --> 00:11:04,570
Come again?
212
00:11:04,657 --> 00:11:06,215
- What?
- Perdon?
213
00:11:06,337 --> 00:11:07,325
What? Did I just say that?
214
00:11:07,776 --> 00:11:10,085
- I heard your voice.
- Yes, I think it was me.
215
00:11:11,055 --> 00:11:12,455
- You told me something.
- I said something, did I?
216
00:11:14,815 --> 00:11:16,043
Do you want to?
217
00:11:16,214 --> 00:11:19,046
- So, two times?
- Yeah, sorry, it's getting confirmed.
218
00:11:19,294 --> 00:11:22,170
I know you'll go your way,
and I'll go my way
219
00:11:22,452 --> 00:11:24,841
You're gonna meet people
and live your own thing.
220
00:11:25,372 --> 00:11:28,124
But I just want this to go on.
Just a wee bit.
221
00:11:35,968 --> 00:11:37,162
Forget about it.
222
00:11:37,329 --> 00:11:39,682
What's between Beirut
and Biarritz?
223
00:11:40,806 --> 00:11:42,160
Halfway.
224
00:11:42,367 --> 00:11:44,197
- Bulgaria?
- Yep.
225
00:11:44,406 --> 00:11:46,043
Why Bulgaria?
226
00:11:46,125 --> 00:11:48,639
She was supposed to go to Beirut
with her friends
227
00:11:48,805 --> 00:11:50,442
And me to Biarritz
228
00:11:50,564 --> 00:11:53,237
We said 'what's halfway?',
we opened a map and boom.
229
00:11:53,523 --> 00:11:54,592
Bulgaria's there.
230
00:11:55,523 --> 00:11:58,082
So you're gonna miss our trip to Beirut
to go on holidays
231
00:11:58,202 --> 00:11:59,920
with ESIC?
232
00:12:00,002 --> 00:12:01,354
Yeah, so what?
233
00:12:01,440 --> 00:12:03,477
I think you forgot what holidays are
when you're in a relationship.
234
00:12:03,561 --> 00:12:05,994
- I'm not in a relationship.
- Let me stop you here.
235
00:12:06,079 --> 00:12:10,038
You're two human beings. Who have sex.
You're traveling together. Couple holiday.
236
00:12:10,120 --> 00:12:14,110
So you'll ditch us to go on holidays with
a girl you don't know, in Bulgaria?
237
00:12:14,198 --> 00:12:15,472
My brother is insane.
238
00:12:15,557 --> 00:12:18,389
'Oh I'm hungry'.
'Look at this cute inn'.
239
00:12:18,756 --> 00:12:21,953
'Amazing, sweetheart. Let me check
their ratings on Tripadvisor.'
240
00:12:22,035 --> 00:12:24,753
- Only steamcooked food.
- Or yogurt. Yogurt is safe.
241
00:12:24,834 --> 00:12:28,143
'You're so cute in front of that church'
'Wait, let me add a filter'
242
00:12:28,314 --> 00:12:30,985
'I love it. What caption should I write?'
'Holidays of Looove?'
243
00:12:31,272 --> 00:12:33,547
If i were you guys, I'd eat at
the hotel restaurant.
244
00:12:33,631 --> 00:12:36,270
We've decided not to stay in a hotel.
245
00:12:36,431 --> 00:12:38,625
We'd rather stay at locals'.
246
00:12:39,830 --> 00:12:42,981
- Please don't say that.
- Perdon? Which local?
247
00:12:43,549 --> 00:12:45,742
Any local. A nice one.
248
00:12:46,268 --> 00:12:47,986
In an AirBnB
249
00:12:48,468 --> 00:12:50,105
What's his name?
Beebee?
250
00:12:50,387 --> 00:12:53,298
That's not his name mom.
I'll show you.
251
00:12:53,587 --> 00:12:56,224
That means I'll go on holiday
by myself with...
252
00:12:59,025 --> 00:13:01,583
- When did you guys meet?
- Last week-end.
253
00:13:02,703 --> 00:13:03,737
I knew it.
254
00:13:04,103 --> 00:13:05,138
Laugh as much as you want.
255
00:13:06,262 --> 00:13:08,491
Holidays are the hardest
test for a couple.
256
00:13:10,020 --> 00:13:12,215
Funny to start with it.
257
00:13:30,615 --> 00:13:32,684
That's just crazy.
258
00:13:32,975 --> 00:13:33,963
It doesn't make any sense.
259
00:13:35,573 --> 00:13:36,528
Let's go.
260
00:13:52,049 --> 00:13:53,719
I need to syncronize both devices.
261
00:13:53,848 --> 00:13:55,964
I've got videos on this one
that I don't have on that one.
262
00:14:25,359 --> 00:14:26,949
I think that's us.
263
00:14:28,439 --> 00:14:29,586
- Ben?
- What?
264
00:14:29,797 --> 00:14:31,116
I think that's us.
265
00:14:31,757 --> 00:14:34,065
It's a shame you slept. The scenery
was lovely on the way
266
00:14:34,316 --> 00:14:36,034
I went far far away, wooo.
267
00:14:37,834 --> 00:14:38,985
It's here.
268
00:14:42,354 --> 00:14:43,866
I recognize it from the picture.
269
00:14:47,512 --> 00:14:49,707
See, that's a typical bulgarian house.
270
00:14:49,872 --> 00:14:52,101
I see. It's great.
271
00:14:53,631 --> 00:14:56,940
- Shouldn't it be on the sea front?
- Yes, I think it's on the other side.
272
00:14:58,469 --> 00:14:59,378
Ok.
273
00:15:01,948 --> 00:15:06,224
Wait, no. Actually the sea is
on the other side of the road
274
00:15:06,867 --> 00:15:08,777
- Over there. At the very end.
- Yes, correct!
275
00:15:09,426 --> 00:15:10,984
- Marion!
- Yes!
276
00:15:14,345 --> 00:15:16,335
Yes, yes. I didn't understand
a damn thing. What?
277
00:15:17,023 --> 00:15:18,378
Come over!
278
00:15:22,902 --> 00:15:25,212
- Do you need help?
- Nah, I'm good.
279
00:15:38,577 --> 00:15:40,170
Oh, we're dancing now?
280
00:15:54,253 --> 00:15:56,049
- Nice, isn't she?
- Very nice indeed.
281
00:16:12,408 --> 00:16:13,363
Great.
282
00:16:14,487 --> 00:16:15,966
But... Fuuuck.
283
00:16:23,405 --> 00:16:24,884
Isn't it so cute?
284
00:16:25,164 --> 00:16:27,233
Yeah, good old kind of cute.
285
00:16:44,557 --> 00:16:46,115
So so.
286
00:16:46,917 --> 00:16:48,271
Not really an answer.
287
00:16:52,557 --> 00:16:54,432
Holy shit. I knew it.
288
00:17:08,391 --> 00:17:10,222
What is this place?
289
00:17:10,671 --> 00:17:12,023
It's genius!
290
00:17:12,470 --> 00:17:14,506
Yeah, superb...
291
00:17:15,429 --> 00:17:16,702
Superb.
292
00:17:17,028 --> 00:17:18,700
I'll take a pee and we can go
visit the surroundings
293
00:17:22,307 --> 00:17:23,501
Sorry!
294
00:17:25,747 --> 00:17:27,895
Marion, wait for me please.
295
00:17:28,506 --> 00:17:30,097
We have to be super fast
296
00:17:30,184 --> 00:17:33,574
Do you know that one person out of two
in the world dies on this road?
297
00:17:33,863 --> 00:17:35,979
- Quick!
- Wait!
298
00:17:36,303 --> 00:17:37,940
Marion, for real. I'm not jot joking.
299
00:17:43,661 --> 00:17:45,890
Get ready to have your mind blown.
It's wonderful.
300
00:17:47,179 --> 00:17:48,771
- It's horrendous.
- What?
301
00:17:49,140 --> 00:17:50,970
The tide is quite low, isn't it?
302
00:17:51,179 --> 00:17:54,011
Don't you think?
303
00:17:54,098 --> 00:17:55,815
Oh cool. A jetty!
304
00:17:56,337 --> 00:17:58,850
- Let's go for a swim!
- Go ahead, I'll catch up with you.
305
00:18:02,336 --> 00:18:05,372
- Wait for me!
- Here we go!
306
00:18:06,054 --> 00:18:08,692
Please be careful,
there's a lot of rusty shit.
307
00:18:08,894 --> 00:18:10,963
That's Tetanus beach for you.
308
00:18:11,373 --> 00:18:13,363
Marion, water is shallow! Careful!
309
00:18:16,252 --> 00:18:17,889
You ok?
Did you hurt yourself?
310
00:18:18,011 --> 00:18:19,841
Not at all!
Water is great!
311
00:18:20,210 --> 00:18:21,404
Are you coming?
312
00:18:21,490 --> 00:18:23,605
Nah, water is a bit too brown
for my taste.
313
00:18:23,690 --> 00:18:26,123
Come on. The sand it covered in mud.
It's super soft.
314
00:18:26,209 --> 00:18:27,846
That just grosses me out.
315
00:18:33,487 --> 00:18:35,636
No no no, What the fuck are they doing?
316
00:18:38,405 --> 00:18:41,555
For fuck's sake!
What is your problem?!
317
00:18:43,484 --> 00:18:44,632
Welcome to Bulgaria!
318
00:18:44,723 --> 00:18:48,033
They're in water now!
Go get it!
319
00:18:48,282 --> 00:18:49,920
That can't be true!
320
00:18:50,521 --> 00:18:52,512
- Are you afraid of dogs?
- No, I'm not afraid of dogs!
321
00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:55,910
- They're attack dogs!
- Nah, they're very sweet dogs..
322
00:19:06,357 --> 00:19:08,312
So? Happy?
323
00:19:09,155 --> 00:19:11,669
- What are you doing here?
- Adventure eh?
324
00:19:12,794 --> 00:19:15,671
At least you were right.
It looks wonderful here.
325
00:19:15,993 --> 00:19:17,950
That colour of the sea.
326
00:19:18,073 --> 00:19:19,790
What is it exactly?
327
00:19:20,072 --> 00:19:21,346
Brown? Dirt?
328
00:19:21,832 --> 00:19:24,141
You were right, Biarritz is overrated.
329
00:19:24,672 --> 00:19:26,263
You made the right choice.
330
00:19:26,630 --> 00:19:27,825
Enjoy your holidays.
331
00:19:31,430 --> 00:19:32,578
Should we go?
332
00:19:34,909 --> 00:19:37,103
Ben? Should we go?
333
00:19:40,547 --> 00:19:43,379
- What a shame, I was in such a deep sleep.
- Let's go visit the town?
334
00:20:25,294 --> 00:20:27,284
Fuck. So fucking annoying.
335
00:20:31,612 --> 00:20:33,442
Ben, what are you doing?
Taking a shit?
336
00:20:33,571 --> 00:20:36,290
No, no no no!
I'm having a shower.
337
00:20:36,451 --> 00:20:37,565
Alright.
338
00:20:39,288 --> 00:20:41,359
Did you find a power socket
that works?
339
00:20:42,289 --> 00:20:45,007
Try the one downstairs
next to the kitchen.
340
00:20:45,328 --> 00:20:48,285
Alright, but make it fast. I've found
an amazing restaurant.
341
00:20:48,567 --> 00:20:51,365
Cucu has recommended it,
but they only serve until 9.
342
00:20:53,045 --> 00:20:55,433
Sure, just let me finish.
343
00:21:00,802 --> 00:21:02,396
- Ben?
- Yes, I'm coming down.
344
00:21:02,604 --> 00:21:04,354
I've found my phone.
345
00:21:06,162 --> 00:21:07,593
Dobar vecher.
346
00:21:15,678 --> 00:21:17,509
We're almost there
347
00:21:21,397 --> 00:21:23,672
- Are you coming? What are you doing?
- Just having a look at the menu
348
00:21:23,797 --> 00:21:25,071
Looks really good.
349
00:21:25,236 --> 00:21:26,190
- Here?
- Yes.
350
00:21:26,355 --> 00:21:29,266
Salads, tuna tartare,
tataki. It all looks good.
351
00:21:29,394 --> 00:21:31,784
Stop it. We're not dining here.
It's awful!
352
00:21:31,995 --> 00:21:34,826
- No, it looks good.
- No, it's a big tourist trap.
353
00:21:34,993 --> 00:21:36,665
But we are tourists.
354
00:21:37,554 --> 00:21:40,748
- Let me just check on TripAdvisor
- I beg you, let's not go there
355
00:21:40,990 --> 00:21:44,346
A local gave us the adress of an
amazing typical local restaurant
356
00:21:45,311 --> 00:21:47,777
- Sure
- See? it's crowded
357
00:21:48,870 --> 00:21:51,018
Maybe it's crowded because it's
actually good.
358
00:21:51,228 --> 00:21:52,378
Dobar vecher.
359
00:21:52,509 --> 00:21:55,897
- See, they're fishing for tourists.
360
00:22:24,579 --> 00:22:25,773
Dobar den.
361
00:22:26,179 --> 00:22:27,406
Sure.
362
00:22:33,416 --> 00:22:34,530
Dobar...
Well.
363
00:22:36,175 --> 00:22:37,767
The chef is so sweet.
364
00:22:37,895 --> 00:22:40,125
He let me charge my phone
in his truck.
365
00:22:40,214 --> 00:22:41,407
Great.
366
00:22:41,494 --> 00:22:44,724
There's only locals here.
That's a very good sign.
367
00:22:45,532 --> 00:22:46,851
I saw that...
368
00:22:52,450 --> 00:22:54,442
- Hmm! Delicious!
- Seriously?
369
00:22:55,210 --> 00:22:57,723
Looks like an oil bath to me.
With potatoes.
370
00:22:58,009 --> 00:23:00,159
It's delicious. I swear.
Taste it.
371
00:23:01,848 --> 00:23:03,075
I can't.
372
00:23:04,006 --> 00:23:06,839
- Your loss, it's really good.
- Honestly, I don't feel like it.
373
00:23:07,046 --> 00:23:08,241
Your loss.
374
00:23:10,766 --> 00:23:11,881
What is it?
375
00:23:12,165 --> 00:23:15,236
My mom. Sending pictures of her
with my cousins.
376
00:23:15,324 --> 00:23:17,678
- You text your mom a lot, don't you?
- Yes.
377
00:23:17,843 --> 00:23:20,037
You and your mom are strongly connected.
378
00:23:20,482 --> 00:23:23,043
We keep in touch. We chat.
We communicate.
379
00:23:23,122 --> 00:23:25,191
Yes, you're the family kind.
380
00:23:26,602 --> 00:23:30,831
We take care of each other. I don't know.
Seems pretty normal to me.
381
00:23:31,719 --> 00:23:33,233
Oh no, I'm not saying...
382
00:23:33,320 --> 00:23:35,309
Isn't it the same with your family?
383
00:23:36,437 --> 00:23:39,110
My family is quite small.
Just me and my mom.
384
00:23:40,236 --> 00:23:41,987
And I can't say we're very close.
385
00:23:42,116 --> 00:23:44,584
My mom is not really trustworthy.
386
00:23:48,714 --> 00:23:51,945
But it's alright, don't worry.
My family is the people I've chosen.
387
00:23:56,512 --> 00:23:58,467
Time for rakia.
388
00:24:00,511 --> 00:24:02,580
I love that woman.
389
00:24:02,830 --> 00:24:05,138
I'm so happy we're spending five
days at her place, she's so sweet.
390
00:24:06,589 --> 00:24:09,546
We're spending five days at...
391
00:24:09,748 --> 00:24:10,896
- Yes.
- Ok.
392
00:24:11,028 --> 00:24:13,223
In Bulgaria we say nazdrave.
393
00:24:13,467 --> 00:24:15,615
I'm not having any.
I'm just gonna freshen up.
394
00:24:18,826 --> 00:24:20,543
- Nazdrave.
- Nazdrave.
395
00:24:39,780 --> 00:24:41,609
Sorry, sorry.
396
00:24:57,894 --> 00:25:00,169
- Come!
- Ben!
397
00:25:00,373 --> 00:25:02,284
- What's happening?
- Todor is here and all!
398
00:25:02,532 --> 00:25:03,885
I saw that.
399
00:25:06,771 --> 00:25:08,807
No thank you, I'm not thirsty.
400
00:25:08,891 --> 00:25:10,961
Ben! Ben!
401
00:25:19,089 --> 00:25:20,486
Holy cow!
402
00:25:27,325 --> 00:25:28,883
Turn on the light.
403
00:25:34,083 --> 00:25:35,038
Wait.
404
00:25:35,283 --> 00:25:37,239
- Fuck, that drink was strong.
- Very strong.
405
00:25:38,242 --> 00:25:40,597
Are you taking your shoes off?
I'm keeping mine.
406
00:26:00,155 --> 00:26:04,273
Marion, Marion, Marion,
stop pressing against my belly
407
00:26:04,435 --> 00:26:05,867
I don't feel good.
408
00:26:06,034 --> 00:26:07,307
- I'm sure you're alright
- No I don't think I can...
409
00:26:07,633 --> 00:26:10,306
- What's wrong?
- My tummy hurts.
410
00:26:10,832 --> 00:26:12,709
- Seriously?
- Yes, for real.
411
00:26:13,712 --> 00:26:16,225
Nothing will happen down there anyway.
I don't feel good.
412
00:26:16,711 --> 00:26:19,508
- Men are such a pain.
- How come?
413
00:26:19,711 --> 00:26:21,541
We don't need a 90 degrees
414
00:26:21,669 --> 00:26:24,308
60 ou 65 is way enough for us
415
00:26:24,549 --> 00:26:27,540
Okay but we're talking 15 here. Or 2.
416
00:26:27,788 --> 00:26:30,427
I swear.
417
00:26:30,508 --> 00:26:32,417
- Please don't be mad at me?
- I am
418
00:26:32,506 --> 00:26:35,498
Please, I'm begging you.
Oh great, now you've turned the lights off.
419
00:26:37,905 --> 00:26:39,178
Ouch, Holy cow.
420
00:26:49,102 --> 00:26:50,932
Oh fuck.
421
00:27:10,855 --> 00:27:12,207
Shit.
422
00:27:19,012 --> 00:27:19,968
Fuck.
423
00:27:21,413 --> 00:27:23,049
What the fuck is he doing here?
424
00:27:28,010 --> 00:27:29,329
He's breathing.
425
00:28:20,314 --> 00:28:21,464
- Ben?
- Yeah?
426
00:28:21,595 --> 00:28:23,186
What happened to you?
427
00:28:23,754 --> 00:28:26,427
- What is it?
- Ah fuck.
428
00:28:29,032 --> 00:28:32,706
I hit my head on a tree branch.
429
00:28:33,191 --> 00:28:36,421
- A branch? Did you go out?
- Yes I went out, for...
430
00:28:37,230 --> 00:28:38,265
Yes.
431
00:28:39,270 --> 00:28:41,987
- During the night?
- Yes, I was out like...
432
00:28:43,308 --> 00:28:44,946
At 2 in the morning.
433
00:28:45,347 --> 00:28:47,576
- There was a, like...
- A horn?
434
00:28:47,706 --> 00:28:48,856
No.
435
00:28:50,186 --> 00:28:52,779
There was a wee kitten. Meowing.
436
00:28:53,625 --> 00:28:55,263
- A kitten?
- I took it in my hands.
437
00:28:55,785 --> 00:28:57,739
I pet it, told it to relax...
438
00:28:58,423 --> 00:29:01,096
And then there was the other guy.
What's his name? Todor.
439
00:29:01,263 --> 00:29:03,775
- Yes, Todor.
- He showed up, screaming.
440
00:29:04,022 --> 00:29:05,535
"Cat! Cat! Cat! Cat!"
441
00:29:05,622 --> 00:29:08,658
- In English?
- No, in Hungarian.
442
00:29:08,860 --> 00:29:10,578
- In Bulgarian.
- Yes, in Bulgarian.
443
00:29:10,780 --> 00:29:12,770
From there, I got scared...
444
00:29:13,019 --> 00:29:15,578
I turned ahead and I didn't see
the branch
445
00:29:15,818 --> 00:29:17,616
I took it right in the kisser
446
00:29:18,418 --> 00:29:21,375
Poor you, that's awful.
What was he doing there?
447
00:29:21,616 --> 00:29:22,572
I don't know.
448
00:29:22,777 --> 00:29:25,244
- Why was he screaming?
- I don't know. He was drunk.
449
00:29:25,336 --> 00:29:27,725
- He was drunk.
- He was totally drunk.
450
00:29:28,215 --> 00:29:30,170
Plus he was holding a whip.
451
00:29:31,534 --> 00:29:33,489
- A whip?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
452
00:29:33,893 --> 00:29:37,123
- Do you think he hits the cats?
- Look, I don't know if he hits them
453
00:29:37,451 --> 00:29:39,682
but what's sure is that they eat them.
454
00:29:40,091 --> 00:29:42,651
- Bullshit.
- I am not kidding.
455
00:29:42,931 --> 00:29:47,684
I'm telling you, they eat them.
I used the little path down to the barbecue
456
00:29:47,889 --> 00:29:49,082
Yeah?
457
00:29:49,208 --> 00:29:53,359
Listen to me. I saw huge balls of cat fluff.
Burnt cat fluff.
458
00:29:53,448 --> 00:29:55,118
- Perdon?
- Right on the grill.
459
00:29:55,207 --> 00:29:57,198
- You're saying they have cat barbecue?
- Yes.
460
00:29:57,287 --> 00:30:00,722
- They're sick!
- Listen, I don't know. What can I tell you?
461
00:30:01,006 --> 00:30:04,042
- What should we do?
- We get the fuck out! I'm leaving.
462
00:30:04,285 --> 00:30:07,481
I can't tell you better.
I'm not ok with this.
463
00:30:07,724 --> 00:30:10,519
Of course not. You're right.
Problem is I paid for 5 days.
464
00:30:10,801 --> 00:30:12,520
- That's not a problem.
- I'm gonna try to negotiate.
465
00:30:12,603 --> 00:30:14,718
No no, you're not going to negotiate.
466
00:30:14,962 --> 00:30:17,076
I'm going to negotiate.
It's my job after all.
467
00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:19,754
I do that every day.
Plus she didn't respect the rules.
468
00:30:20,039 --> 00:30:22,997
- That's true.
- There's no privacy in the room.
469
00:30:23,359 --> 00:30:25,394
Plus the guy who plays rock music
at 7AM.
470
00:30:25,519 --> 00:30:28,748
To me, it's a faulty contract.
471
00:30:28,837 --> 00:30:31,111
So, get our stuff ready
And I'm gonna go talk to her.
472
00:30:31,236 --> 00:30:33,544
But first, I need to brush my teeth
and freshen up quickly
473
00:30:33,755 --> 00:30:36,109
Enough with this comedy.
474
00:31:07,666 --> 00:31:10,463
Hmm... oh well I don't give a shit.
475
00:31:10,545 --> 00:31:12,057
Bye.
476
00:31:12,423 --> 00:31:14,654
It's all good. I took care of it.
Let's roll.
477
00:31:14,744 --> 00:31:16,176
- For real?
- Yes, give me the suitcase.
478
00:31:16,383 --> 00:31:18,578
- Did she give the money back?
- Of course she did.
479
00:31:18,743 --> 00:31:23,418
- How? Wire transfer?
- In cash. Look.
480
00:31:23,582 --> 00:31:25,173
Ben that's a piece of paper.
481
00:31:25,261 --> 00:31:28,057
Listen, we don't give a shit.
Four nights for 20 euros.
482
00:31:28,260 --> 00:31:31,967
Are you crazy? I'm not leaving
one single euro to cat killers.
483
00:31:32,178 --> 00:31:36,090
- We'll tell the authorities in Paris.
- No. Let me handle this.
484
00:31:37,778 --> 00:31:39,289
- Cucu.
- Hi Marion.
485
00:31:58,132 --> 00:31:59,246
Todor.
486
00:32:01,090 --> 00:32:02,442
He's admiting.
487
00:32:09,767 --> 00:32:11,439
- You shat in her garden?
- What? I never shat in her garden.
488
00:32:21,924 --> 00:32:23,834
What happened?
489
00:32:24,003 --> 00:32:25,675
Who cares what happened.
You think it's the right time?
490
00:32:33,361 --> 00:32:35,396
- Water?
- No, thanks.
491
00:32:37,360 --> 00:32:39,350
What is that?
Fuck, there's a rat!
492
00:32:39,479 --> 00:32:42,311
I stepped on a dead rat.
For fuck's sakes. Make it stop.
493
00:32:42,598 --> 00:32:44,827
What's wrong with you?
494
00:32:44,917 --> 00:32:47,146
- I've just stepped on a dead rat!
- So what?
495
00:32:47,317 --> 00:32:50,353
It's your fault if we left Cucu's.
This place was great!
496
00:32:50,436 --> 00:32:53,268
- No, wait, this place was not great.
- Yes it was.
497
00:32:53,355 --> 00:32:57,745
Marion it's time to stop loving everything
in life. This place was manky.
498
00:32:57,913 --> 00:33:00,222
The room was dreadful and I'm sure
she burried half her family in the garden.
499
00:33:00,512 --> 00:33:02,150
Stop laughing.
I'm telling the truth.
500
00:33:02,672 --> 00:33:05,550
Excuse me but that beach?
A jetty under a motorway?
501
00:33:05,712 --> 00:33:07,109
That's not my definition of holidays.
502
00:33:07,270 --> 00:33:11,182
Holidays are, at least, some clean sand
and water that doesn't look like Coke.
503
00:33:14,069 --> 00:33:17,743
Let's just find a hotel with power sockets
that work. I know you hated that too.
504
00:33:19,028 --> 00:33:21,222
At least I don't shit in people's gardens.
505
00:33:21,786 --> 00:33:25,414
I can't take a dump behind a curtain.
Can you understand?
506
00:33:25,665 --> 00:33:29,623
I'm sorry, I was close to a
mean bowel obstruction.
507
00:33:29,984 --> 00:33:33,020
Even as a kid I couldn't poo
at my friends'.
508
00:33:33,143 --> 00:33:35,940
- I just couldn't.
- But, Ben, poo is life!
509
00:33:36,022 --> 00:33:37,900
Marion, please, we don't know
each other.
510
00:33:38,063 --> 00:33:40,859
It's our first holiday.
I don't want to talk about poo.
511
00:33:40,982 --> 00:33:43,176
- I don't want to.
- Ok.
512
00:33:43,341 --> 00:33:46,695
- Keep your poo and I'll keep mine.
- I know what you need. Sunny Beach.
513
00:33:46,859 --> 00:33:48,532
- What?
- Sunny Beach.
514
00:33:48,819 --> 00:33:52,697
It's a big resort city, cocktails,
parasols, stupid beaches everywhere.
515
00:33:53,017 --> 00:33:55,248
- You'll love it.
- That's not what I'm asking you.
516
00:33:55,377 --> 00:33:57,843
I also love adventure, but if we could go
to Sunny beach right now, it would be awesome.
517
00:34:02,695 --> 00:34:03,809
Let's go.
518
00:34:18,570 --> 00:34:19,844
Shit.
519
00:35:04,957 --> 00:35:06,104
Ben?
520
00:35:06,716 --> 00:35:07,865
Ben.
521
00:35:08,476 --> 00:35:10,466
I have two pieces of news.
522
00:35:11,555 --> 00:35:13,351
A bad one, and a slightly worse one.
523
00:35:13,594 --> 00:35:16,061
Marion, you need to stop waking me up
like this all the time.
524
00:35:16,433 --> 00:35:18,992
- It's brutal.
- This bus is not going to Sunny Beach.
525
00:35:19,232 --> 00:35:22,382
We said hotels.
We said hot tubs.
526
00:35:22,671 --> 00:35:24,707
- Ben, Ben.
- What?
527
00:35:24,950 --> 00:35:27,259
I need to tell you.
I've got two new best friends.
528
00:35:27,510 --> 00:35:29,067
Almog and Yuval.
Just there.
529
00:35:29,310 --> 00:35:32,937
They're gonna take us to the best spots
in Rodope Park. Isn't it great?
530
00:35:33,148 --> 00:35:35,297
No Marion, we're not following
some strangers we don't know.
531
00:35:35,387 --> 00:35:37,537
Ben look at me.
532
00:35:37,907 --> 00:35:40,579
I have a very good feeling about them.
Trust me, I have an instinct for that.
533
00:35:41,026 --> 00:35:43,663
You have an instinct for lying.
534
00:35:43,785 --> 00:35:46,344
Look at them.
Don't they look nice?
535
00:35:48,624 --> 00:35:51,183
No, they look like circus jugglers.
536
00:35:51,384 --> 00:35:52,452
All good.
537
00:35:52,742 --> 00:35:55,131
I don't care if I sound posh
538
00:35:55,261 --> 00:35:58,378
and if you feel ashamed of me,
but I feel we'll end up sleeping in trailers.
539
00:36:12,776 --> 00:36:15,926
I can feel we're gonna have to shit
in the woods again. I can feel it.
540
00:36:25,333 --> 00:36:27,324
Paradise for goats.
541
00:36:27,692 --> 00:36:29,602
I'm not fit for this. At all.
542
00:36:30,292 --> 00:36:31,849
Ben, heads up.
543
00:36:32,371 --> 00:36:35,009
- I know, it looks amazing.
- Is it beautiful or not?
544
00:36:35,171 --> 00:36:38,081
It's beautiful, but I'm not
adapted for this.
545
00:36:39,009 --> 00:36:43,001
You all have moutain boots.
I've got beach shoes.
546
00:36:51,284 --> 00:36:52,923
Ok, I love this place.
547
00:36:53,045 --> 00:36:55,432
No way. French people in Perelik?
548
00:36:55,604 --> 00:36:56,752
Yes indeed.
549
00:36:56,924 --> 00:36:59,562
- Hello, I'm Marion.
- Hi, I'm Philippe. From Bruxelles.
550
00:36:59,684 --> 00:37:01,434
- Benjamin.
- First time in Perelik?
551
00:37:01,561 --> 00:37:04,474
Congrats guys. What I love about french people
is that you're always ready for adventure.
552
00:37:04,641 --> 00:37:06,677
- You think so?
- I had no idea, but alright.
553
00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:09,394
- Should I show you around?
- Yes, with great pleasure.
554
00:37:09,480 --> 00:37:11,913
This is the bathroom area.
555
00:37:11,999 --> 00:37:15,594
I must warn you, showers are a bit dodgy.
Sometimes hot, sometimes cold. You'll get used to it.
556
00:37:15,678 --> 00:37:17,269
Can I visit the toilets though?
557
00:37:17,397 --> 00:37:20,274
No you can't. See the scarf?
It means it's occupied.
558
00:37:22,476 --> 00:37:26,024
- Bye Marion, enjoy your holidays.
- Stop. Come back here.
559
00:37:26,275 --> 00:37:29,027
- You don't like the scarf system?
- Let's continue.
560
00:37:29,115 --> 00:37:31,786
This is the kitchen corner.
It's amazing.
561
00:37:32,033 --> 00:37:34,944
This is a Bulgarian family.
562
00:37:35,071 --> 00:37:37,302
There's a turnover, but today
is their turn, again.
563
00:37:37,472 --> 00:37:40,383
I must warn you, it's not really good,
but they're extremely nice.
564
00:37:41,070 --> 00:37:44,506
Does it mean we take turns
for cooking?
565
00:37:44,709 --> 00:37:47,064
Exactly. We switch regurlarly.
566
00:37:47,349 --> 00:37:48,543
- Can you cook?
- No.
567
00:37:48,668 --> 00:37:50,261
Excellent! You'll learn!
568
00:37:50,428 --> 00:37:53,464
That's what's great about Perelik
569
00:37:53,587 --> 00:37:55,781
We're all open to help those who don't know
570
00:37:55,906 --> 00:37:59,262
- Exactly!
- It's great. That's exactly what we came for.
571
00:38:02,624 --> 00:38:06,219
Thanks a lot for the tour.
572
00:38:07,343 --> 00:38:09,538
- He's nice, isn't he?
- A bit annoying if you ask me.
573
00:38:18,339 --> 00:38:21,251
- Really good.
- No, it's not 'really good'.
574
00:38:24,218 --> 00:38:27,687
- We're 25 per room.
- We're gonna be just fine. Have you ever had such a king size bed?
575
00:38:27,817 --> 00:38:30,012
I'm not in Erasmus Exchange program.
I'm too old for that.
576
00:38:30,336 --> 00:38:33,532
Where will I put my stuff?
I'll have to hide my money, my laptop...
577
00:38:51,010 --> 00:38:53,728
After all, we can be flexible.
Let's not act like party-poopers.
578
00:38:53,928 --> 00:38:56,363
- Promiscuity can be fun eh?
- Yes.
579
00:39:23,281 --> 00:39:26,158
- Look at you, all relaxed now!
- Sure, we don't care.
580
00:39:26,279 --> 00:39:27,952
Holidays are holidays.
581
00:39:30,958 --> 00:39:33,347
So where have you been before
coming here?
582
00:39:33,518 --> 00:39:36,156
We spent a month in Tirana,
in Albania.
583
00:39:36,237 --> 00:39:38,956
Then we'll stay here two more weeks,
then we'll head up to Belgrad
584
00:39:39,037 --> 00:39:41,027
And finally Sarajevo,
because it's Jeanne's dream.
585
00:39:41,116 --> 00:39:42,263
Why?
586
00:39:45,611 --> 00:39:47,489
What do you mean Ben?
Sarajevo is gorgeous!
587
00:39:47,691 --> 00:39:49,573
It's my dream!
588
00:39:50,101 --> 00:39:51,738
And actually, it's not much
589
00:39:51,939 --> 00:39:54,169
- Something like... two years ao?
- Yes, two years.
590
00:39:54,379 --> 00:39:56,369
- We spent 16 months in Asia.
- 16 mois?
591
00:39:56,499 --> 00:39:58,056
But don't you have a job?
592
00:39:58,338 --> 00:40:00,213
Do you ever work?
593
00:40:00,818 --> 00:40:02,614
Of course we do.
594
00:40:02,697 --> 00:40:06,371
You know, traveling the world is a full time
activity. That's not something you improvise.
595
00:40:06,496 --> 00:40:08,726
I find that lifestyle fascinating.
Totally amazing.
596
00:40:09,015 --> 00:40:11,163
- It's a choice.
- Exactly.
597
00:40:11,334 --> 00:40:13,801
- The world is such a big place.
- True, true.
598
00:40:13,934 --> 00:40:16,685
It makes me want to cheer
to our world's beauty
599
00:40:16,932 --> 00:40:19,924
- Yes, to our world's beauty!
- to our world's beauty!
600
00:40:20,331 --> 00:40:22,128
to our world's beauty!
601
00:40:27,529 --> 00:40:29,008
Mother's Earth Energy...
602
00:40:30,010 --> 00:40:33,239
You give, you receive,
You give, you receive...
603
00:40:33,408 --> 00:40:35,398
Hey, don't we look like we're
in 'Hair' musical?
604
00:40:38,806 --> 00:40:40,558
It feels so good to be here.
605
00:40:41,326 --> 00:40:42,838
Eh? We're good eh?
606
00:40:44,844 --> 00:40:47,074
I think I'm starting to like it.
For real.
607
00:40:47,724 --> 00:40:50,475
- Are you smoking a joint?
- Yeah...
608
00:40:51,723 --> 00:40:54,440
- It's soft and natural.
- In that case...
609
00:40:54,961 --> 00:40:56,633
Philippe grows it on its deck.
610
00:40:56,761 --> 00:40:58,956
- The belgian guy.
- Belgian guy gave you this?
611
00:41:02,800 --> 00:41:03,993
Oh, it's full-bodied.
612
00:41:04,679 --> 00:41:05,998
Oh, it's strong.
613
00:41:07,238 --> 00:41:09,115
That's one hell of a deck he's got.
614
00:41:10,997 --> 00:41:14,148
Those two are amazing, aren't they?
So much freedom in their lives.
615
00:41:14,476 --> 00:41:17,273
Freedom, please...
616
00:41:17,834 --> 00:41:20,951
- A very capitalistic freedom.
- What do you mean?
617
00:41:21,714 --> 00:41:26,467
Did you hear them? They rent their
flat in one of the biggest european capital
618
00:41:26,592 --> 00:41:31,188
to rich people, meaning they
promote real estate speculation
619
00:41:31,271 --> 00:41:33,465
And from there, they travel the world
in the cheapest places.
620
00:41:33,550 --> 00:41:36,621
And finally they give us humanistic
lessons, wearing ponchos.
621
00:41:38,269 --> 00:41:40,702
That's very well played,
but I'd never call that freedom.
622
00:41:40,829 --> 00:41:42,784
You're proud of your theory, eh?
623
00:41:43,028 --> 00:41:44,858
It's not bad. Not bad.
624
00:41:45,587 --> 00:41:48,054
On the other hand, I've got much
respect for, hum
625
00:41:49,666 --> 00:41:50,984
For Tania.
626
00:41:51,065 --> 00:41:52,658
Of course.
627
00:41:52,865 --> 00:41:54,741
She travels the world.
628
00:41:55,024 --> 00:41:57,298
She's so brave.
I'm really proud of her.
629
00:41:57,424 --> 00:42:00,176
- And more importantly, she's very, very fit
- So fit
630
00:42:00,702 --> 00:42:04,296
- What? I mean she's fit, but...
- You're smoking truth potion!
631
00:42:04,542 --> 00:42:06,735
I'm not even looking at her.
632
00:42:08,341 --> 00:42:10,409
My wee frenchies!
633
00:42:20,936 --> 00:42:21,732
Canyoning!
634
00:42:22,136 --> 00:42:26,413
Stop it. It's embarassing.
635
00:42:42,170 --> 00:42:46,400
Unbelievable. All they need is to blow
their nose to stop sounding so nasal.
636
00:42:46,488 --> 00:42:48,638
I know a great ENT specialist
who can help them.
637
00:42:49,768 --> 00:42:51,803
Apart from that,
you're really into canyoning?
638
00:42:51,887 --> 00:42:53,400
What's canyoning?
639
00:42:53,487 --> 00:42:56,283
- Come on, Ben.
- What am I doing here?! Fuck!
640
00:42:56,406 --> 00:42:58,840
- Come on.
- Why did I say Yes?
641
00:42:59,085 --> 00:43:02,235
- Just lean backwards.
- I can't! I'm going to die!
642
00:43:02,484 --> 00:43:05,714
- Just put your feet againt the rock.
643
00:43:05,884 --> 00:43:08,716
- Go on Ben!
- I thought we'd go canoeing
644
00:43:11,641 --> 00:43:13,199
"Cânioningue!"
645
00:43:13,281 --> 00:43:16,591
I can't stand those two anymore.
For real, I can't.
646
00:43:16,720 --> 00:43:20,314
I'm on the wrong slope.
I'm going to slip.
647
00:43:21,199 --> 00:43:22,996
Three, four...
648
00:43:25,716 --> 00:43:27,117
YOU'RE BUSTING MY BALLS!!
649
00:43:43,912 --> 00:43:46,187
That's the first thing you learn when...
650
00:43:46,591 --> 00:43:49,060
- Fuck.
651
00:43:52,270 --> 00:43:55,340
Trust him.
He used to be in the army.
652
00:44:01,826 --> 00:44:03,418
- All good?
- What?
653
00:44:03,586 --> 00:44:07,055
- Why not take your pants off? Flash them your arse?
- Ben, it's alright.
654
00:44:07,225 --> 00:44:09,454
- No, it's not alright.
- There's no worry with them.
655
00:44:09,743 --> 00:44:11,302
What do you mean?
656
00:44:11,584 --> 00:44:13,255
- Ben.
- What?
657
00:44:13,422 --> 00:44:15,652
They're together. They're gay.
658
00:44:16,543 --> 00:44:19,055
How do you know?
Nothing says they're gay.
659
00:44:22,102 --> 00:44:23,897
Ok, fine, obviously they're gay.
660
00:44:24,540 --> 00:44:26,848
Still, it's not a good reason.
661
00:44:27,059 --> 00:44:30,050
Whenever there's a gay guy around,
you girls always flip a switch
662
00:44:30,338 --> 00:44:33,648
You start flashing your boobs and talk
sex with them like it's your best friend.
663
00:44:33,818 --> 00:44:36,535
- They're still guys.
- Falafel!
664
00:44:40,416 --> 00:44:44,169
In Paris we have a restaurant called
'Ace of Falafel'
665
00:44:44,335 --> 00:44:47,564
It's in 'Le Marais' quarter (gay district)
666
00:46:10,070 --> 00:46:12,138
Don't make me carry you upstairs.
Come on.
667
00:46:13,189 --> 00:46:15,065
- I'm thirsty for water.
- Shhh
668
00:46:15,147 --> 00:46:17,377
- Everybody is sleeping
- I don't give a shit
669
00:46:17,506 --> 00:46:20,020
Israel is not sleeping.
They always sleep with one eye open.
670
00:46:20,307 --> 00:46:23,182
They're gonna get up at 6am
to build a tree house.
671
00:46:28,664 --> 00:46:30,335
- Oh fuck.
- What?
672
00:46:30,903 --> 00:46:32,302
- Oh fuck.
- What's happening.
673
00:46:32,422 --> 00:46:34,252
- What's happening.
- Have a look.
674
00:46:37,421 --> 00:46:38,820
They're shagging!
675
00:46:46,779 --> 00:46:48,928
She's a brave one, that Tania.
676
00:46:49,578 --> 00:46:52,650
They lied to me.
They're not gay at all.
677
00:46:52,938 --> 00:46:55,893
Of course they're not gay.
You made it up in your imagination.
678
00:46:57,456 --> 00:47:00,049
- I can't believe it.
- What should we do?
679
00:47:00,934 --> 00:47:02,161
What do you mean 'what sould we do'?
680
00:47:03,013 --> 00:47:05,971
- Do you wanna go in?
- Are you crazy? What got into you?
681
00:47:06,172 --> 00:47:08,607
I'm just saying.
They told me 'join us'.
682
00:47:09,731 --> 00:47:11,687
Ok, let's go in if you want to.
683
00:47:12,331 --> 00:47:14,128
- You really want to go in?
- Yes.
684
00:47:15,251 --> 00:47:17,683
- Ok let's go then.
- One, two, three...
685
00:47:17,970 --> 00:47:20,324
I knew it you didn't want to sleep with them!
686
00:47:20,408 --> 00:47:21,841
You're driving me mad!
687
00:47:22,008 --> 00:47:24,726
Do you really think I want to see
you like a meatball in this falafel?
688
00:47:24,888 --> 00:47:26,559
There are limits to my intimacy, period.
689
00:47:27,127 --> 00:47:28,957
- Come on now.
- Yeah, yeah.
690
00:47:29,367 --> 00:47:30,958
Canyoning!
691
00:47:51,959 --> 00:47:53,392
Don't tell me you're eating?!
692
00:47:55,599 --> 00:47:56,917
Yes, you are.
693
00:47:58,278 --> 00:48:01,029
I'm starving.
694
00:48:01,277 --> 00:48:03,505
- Is it good?
- It's amazing.
695
00:48:03,715 --> 00:48:05,513
- Give me some.
- You want to try?
696
00:48:05,716 --> 00:48:07,387
- There
- Try that
697
00:48:11,034 --> 00:48:12,547
- It's good.
- So good.
698
00:48:12,674 --> 00:48:14,822
- There's chorizo if you want
- Not a bad idea
699
00:48:19,151 --> 00:48:21,460
- It's good
- I love chorizo
700
00:48:21,991 --> 00:48:23,549
A bit too salty though.
701
00:48:23,831 --> 00:48:25,706
- Just a bit.
- Just a bit too salty.
702
00:48:25,949 --> 00:48:28,258
That's my first aperitive-sex ever.
703
00:48:32,508 --> 00:48:33,907
Ah, that's better.
704
00:48:35,706 --> 00:48:37,265
What a good meal.
705
00:49:00,499 --> 00:49:02,296
When will it stop?
706
00:49:02,979 --> 00:49:04,331
What?
707
00:49:05,418 --> 00:49:07,295
In the last 72 hours,
708
00:49:07,937 --> 00:49:10,770
We got kicked out from an AirBnb
709
00:49:11,856 --> 00:49:14,653
I almost died doing canyoning,
710
00:49:14,975 --> 00:49:16,886
And now we're sleeping in some staples
711
00:49:17,095 --> 00:49:19,972
because two israelian shaggers have
claimed the dorm.
712
00:49:20,453 --> 00:49:22,205
- That's dense
- So dense
713
00:49:25,452 --> 00:49:29,603
That reminds me of that movie with Grassman
and Trintignant, "Le Fanfaron".
714
00:49:30,811 --> 00:49:33,846
Jean-Louis Trintignant
is a quiet young man,
715
00:49:34,370 --> 00:49:37,405
who meets Vittorio Grassman
and decides to follow him.
716
00:49:37,488 --> 00:49:39,719
And crazy things happen to him.
717
00:49:40,008 --> 00:49:42,202
I know. I've seen that film.
718
00:49:43,087 --> 00:49:45,042
It was my dad's favourite film.
719
00:49:45,686 --> 00:49:47,199
I love it.
720
00:49:48,005 --> 00:49:51,202
But you forgot to mention that
Trintignant's character dies at the end.
721
00:49:52,004 --> 00:49:53,756
- No way?
- Indeed.
722
00:49:54,603 --> 00:49:57,720
- Shit, I'm sorry. I totally forgot.
- That's funny you forgot that detail.
723
00:50:02,602 --> 00:50:03,919
I'm happy.
724
00:50:12,159 --> 00:50:13,796
I'm happy too.
725
00:50:38,750 --> 00:50:40,866
He's doing something really weird to me.
726
00:51:04,663 --> 00:51:06,062
They're not even looking at us.
727
00:51:15,220 --> 00:51:17,290
They ditched us quite fast, didn't they?
728
00:51:17,619 --> 00:51:20,815
They live the moment,
not like us.
729
00:51:21,538 --> 00:51:24,416
They touched me. Deeply.
730
00:51:27,415 --> 00:51:28,973
- Let's go?
- Let's go.
731
00:51:31,815 --> 00:51:35,568
- You alright Ben?
- It's just the sweat in my eyes.
732
00:51:36,374 --> 00:51:38,204
The weather's so humid around here.
733
00:51:40,013 --> 00:51:43,129
I feel like we'll never see them again.
That's what pisses me off.
734
00:51:43,371 --> 00:51:45,407
- Don't worry, they'll come to Paris
- No they won't
735
00:51:45,691 --> 00:51:48,124
Next time, I'm having group sex with them.
I don't care.
736
00:51:48,290 --> 00:51:50,041
Sharing is caring.
737
00:51:59,087 --> 00:52:01,759
Time to pay for our tickets.
738
00:52:05,645 --> 00:52:08,955
- I don't have my wallet. Did I give it to you?
- No. I don't have mine either.
739
00:52:09,244 --> 00:52:10,756
- Are you kidding?
- No, but don't panic.
740
00:52:10,844 --> 00:52:13,311
- Did you check your bag?
- Yes, don't worry, we'll find them.
741
00:52:13,403 --> 00:52:16,314
- I always put it in the front pocket.
- I'm gonna check.
742
00:52:16,402 --> 00:52:18,835
I remember putting it in here.
743
00:52:20,241 --> 00:52:23,198
Did I put it back here?
Then we walked up the hill.
744
00:52:24,159 --> 00:52:25,559
And then we...
745
00:52:25,800 --> 00:52:27,073
Oh fuck.
746
00:52:27,159 --> 00:52:28,386
What?
747
00:52:28,877 --> 00:52:31,631
- Fuck! Fuck!
- What's happening Ben?!
748
00:52:31,797 --> 00:52:34,833
- The israelians robbed us.
- Bullshit.
749
00:52:35,116 --> 00:52:36,868
- Of course they did.
- You really think they cleaned us?
750
00:52:36,997 --> 00:52:39,429
Obviously, when they hugged us
like a couple of cunts.
751
00:52:39,635 --> 00:52:42,627
- Fuck, those two faggots!
- Yes, they are faggots.
752
00:52:42,795 --> 00:52:46,149
- But I aslo really love them. It's bugging me.
- The ticket inspector is approaching.
753
00:52:46,313 --> 00:52:50,191
We have no money, no ID.
Looks like we're good for 24h in jail.
754
00:52:50,752 --> 00:52:52,707
- Get up.
- What?
755
00:52:52,991 --> 00:52:54,505
Get up. Let's hide.
756
00:52:54,911 --> 00:52:57,982
Are you crazy? We're gonna talk to the man
with the lovely moustache and everything will be alright.
757
00:52:58,071 --> 00:53:01,903
I'm not spending 15 years in a turkish jail
getting buttfucked by turkish cellmates.
758
00:53:02,228 --> 00:53:04,537
I don't think that can happen
by getting arrested in Bulgaria.
759
00:53:04,628 --> 00:53:07,585
Trust me please. Just get up
and put a smile on your face.
760
00:53:07,667 --> 00:53:10,055
Alright. you've snapped.
You've obvisously snapped.
761
00:53:13,065 --> 00:53:15,454
- What are you doing?
- I'm creating a decoy.
762
00:53:15,544 --> 00:53:17,660
You're just drawing all
the attention on us.
763
00:53:19,423 --> 00:53:21,175
Look back to see if he's after us.
764
00:53:23,543 --> 00:53:27,091
- What are you doing now?
- Setting up some traps.
765
00:53:28,860 --> 00:53:31,659
He's following us. Come on.
766
00:53:32,261 --> 00:53:34,137
What the fuck are you doing? Ben?!
767
00:53:39,258 --> 00:53:42,169
- We're surrounded. There's another one here.
- Relax Ben, I'm gonna talk to them.
768
00:53:42,337 --> 00:53:45,135
I'm gonna explain it all.
Everything will be ok.
769
00:53:45,336 --> 00:53:46,894
Let's jump.
LET'S JUMP!
770
00:53:46,975 --> 00:53:49,444
Are you crazy?
What are you doing with that door?
771
00:53:49,975 --> 00:53:52,283
- LET'S JUMP!
- Are you out of your mind?
772
00:53:52,574 --> 00:53:54,643
Don't toss my bag!
Are you crazy?
773
00:53:54,733 --> 00:53:56,644
- Come!
-What the hell are you doing?
774
00:53:59,613 --> 00:54:00,647
COME ON!
775
00:54:09,488 --> 00:54:11,843
- Did you see how I jumped?!
- Like a mad man!
776
00:54:11,929 --> 00:54:13,805
- I jumped!
- Like Jason Bourne!
777
00:54:13,968 --> 00:54:15,923
- Fuck the police!
- Yeah!
778
00:54:18,207 --> 00:54:21,881
- We're outlaws!
- We're thugs! We'll never py again!
779
00:54:47,997 --> 00:54:51,273
Could you talk to them a little bit?
I'm afraid we're being quite rude.
780
00:54:53,596 --> 00:54:55,905
Do you speak english?
781
00:54:59,194 --> 00:55:00,833
I think they're having a
good laugh at you.
782
00:55:17,510 --> 00:55:19,863
Looks a lot like piss to me.
783
00:55:28,066 --> 00:55:29,384
What are they doing now?
784
00:55:40,462 --> 00:55:42,577
- It was a joke?
- Of course it was.
785
00:56:00,456 --> 00:56:02,493
Nice jump!
786
00:56:10,774 --> 00:56:12,491
You're good Ben?
787
00:56:12,613 --> 00:56:14,763
Absolutely not.
788
00:56:25,329 --> 00:56:27,284
Who exactly did he call sexy?
789
00:56:36,286 --> 00:56:37,924
Thank you, life!
790
00:56:38,045 --> 00:56:40,115
- Are you happy now?
- Thank you, life!
791
00:56:40,205 --> 00:56:42,275
- Finally a clean place.
- You have it.
792
00:56:42,565 --> 00:56:45,282
You stay here, I'll check in at the desk.
793
00:56:45,362 --> 00:56:47,718
I'll ask if my brother wired me
some money.
794
00:56:47,803 --> 00:56:51,271
Marion! We're officially in heaven!
Marble everywhere!
795
00:57:09,876 --> 00:57:12,184
It's gorgeous. So gorgeous.
796
00:57:31,150 --> 00:57:32,947
Is he actually explaining everything?
797
00:57:55,303 --> 00:57:57,895
Please do something, I'm begging you.
798
00:58:21,694 --> 00:58:23,085
This guy is crazy.
799
00:58:23,735 --> 00:58:25,565
- You gave him 20 leva?
- yes
800
00:58:25,693 --> 00:58:27,253
- That's a lot of money, isn't it?
- Who cares, we're on holidays!
801
00:58:28,293 --> 00:58:30,847
I'm hungry. Are you not hungry?
802
00:58:31,493 --> 00:58:33,721
Let's get a room service.
We're gonna be just fine.
803
00:58:36,370 --> 00:58:39,168
- Oh... The bed got me.
- Are not up for something else?
804
00:58:39,450 --> 00:58:42,601
- It's so comfy.
- That thing you wanted to do when we got here?
805
00:58:44,369 --> 00:58:46,040
The water park?
806
00:58:46,568 --> 00:58:48,718
No no no. Let me have a wee nap
807
00:58:48,968 --> 00:58:51,197
Give me an hour, and I'll be
all up for the water park.
808
00:58:51,286 --> 00:58:54,120
But first I'm gonna sleep
reading a good old book.
809
00:58:55,525 --> 00:58:56,844
What a plan.
810
00:59:11,641 --> 00:59:16,030
They discovered a 4.5 billion years old
meteor in Australia. Can you believe it?
811
00:59:17,039 --> 00:59:18,233
Crazy, eh?
812
00:59:18,799 --> 00:59:20,072
No?
813
00:59:20,518 --> 00:59:21,997
WIFI works like a charm here.
814
00:59:27,397 --> 00:59:29,704
I'm shattered.
Should we go to sleep darling?
815
00:59:32,194 --> 00:59:35,664
I mean Darling... Are you ready
for sleepy time?
816
00:59:36,314 --> 00:59:38,952
No, I'm gonna draw a little bit,
I'll join you later.
817
00:59:39,473 --> 00:59:40,587
Alright.
818
00:59:41,312 --> 00:59:43,588
Have a good time, with music.
819
00:59:46,911 --> 00:59:49,219
I'm gonna get a water bottle
for the bedroom.
820
01:01:12,525 --> 01:01:13,481
Aqui tens.
821
01:01:19,363 --> 01:01:20,512
It's... amazing.
822
01:01:20,963 --> 01:01:23,681
It's just eggs and olives.
Nothing too special.
823
01:01:46,556 --> 01:01:49,513
"E" for 'Equipier'(teammate)!
"S" for 'Solidarity'!
824
01:01:49,635 --> 01:01:52,352
"I" for 'Immortal'!
"C" for 'Challenger'!
825
01:01:52,673 --> 01:01:54,391
ESIC!
826
01:01:54,513 --> 01:01:55,865
ESIC! ESIC! ESIC!
827
01:01:56,673 --> 01:01:58,741
ESIC! ESIC!
828
01:01:58,912 --> 01:02:00,344
ESIC!
829
01:02:04,191 --> 01:02:06,657
- What a coincidence!
- Crazy! Which year?
830
01:02:06,829 --> 01:02:10,025
- 1996.
- Me, 1998. Jéróme Lesture.
831
01:02:10,148 --> 01:02:12,741
- You must know my brother.
- Of course I know him. What's his name?
832
01:02:12,947 --> 01:02:15,381
- It's Arthur.
- Arthur Dutour? Of course.
833
01:02:15,587 --> 01:02:17,702
- Do you know him?
- Indeed I do.
834
01:02:17,785 --> 01:02:19,584
- Can we join you?
- Of course
835
01:02:19,666 --> 01:02:21,781
- Hello.
- My wife, Pauline.
836
01:02:21,904 --> 01:02:22,860
Nice to meet you.
837
01:02:23,145 --> 01:02:26,659
- My little princess, Naomie.
- What a cutie! Hello!
838
01:02:26,864 --> 01:02:30,856
- Let me introduce you Marion.
- Nice to meet you. Jéróme Lesture.
839
01:02:31,023 --> 01:02:32,216
Hello.
840
01:02:32,421 --> 01:02:34,298
- What a coincidence. It's mad.
- I can't believe it.
841
01:02:34,501 --> 01:02:37,573
- So the three of you went to the same school?
- Not me, but I love their song.
842
01:02:38,220 --> 01:02:40,289
- Of course.
- ESIC! ESIC!
843
01:02:40,659 --> 01:02:42,297
I did it alone this time.
844
01:02:42,899 --> 01:02:44,218
How long have you been here?
845
01:02:45,058 --> 01:02:47,891
- In this hotel? Three days.
- Alright.
846
01:02:47,977 --> 01:02:50,206
- First time in Bulgaria?
- Yes indeed.
847
01:02:50,337 --> 01:02:52,328
Amazing.
That's the second time for us.
848
01:02:52,457 --> 01:02:53,684
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
849
01:02:53,815 --> 01:02:55,134
Because you really like the country?
850
01:02:55,216 --> 01:02:57,934
Nah, it's not really interesting
around here.
851
01:02:58,095 --> 01:03:01,369
It's difficult to find nice
holidays destinations these days.
852
01:03:01,533 --> 01:03:04,729
- You bet.
- Spain is crowded with german people.
853
01:03:04,812 --> 01:03:07,723
Greece is broke since
the economic crisis.
854
01:03:08,011 --> 01:03:09,809
- True that.
- Morroco, Tunísia...
855
01:03:09,972 --> 01:03:12,610
I don't want to get shot when
I'm taking a nap on the beach.
856
01:03:12,970 --> 01:03:14,288
It's no simple, I tell you.
857
01:03:14,369 --> 01:03:17,644
Especially for 800 euros
all inclusive. It's ridiculous.
858
01:03:18,208 --> 01:03:20,517
I call this 'The Happiness Bracelet'
859
01:03:22,007 --> 01:03:23,725
Everything is so cheap here.
860
01:03:25,526 --> 01:03:27,245
ESIC!
861
01:03:28,086 --> 01:03:31,361
We wanted to visit Nessebar this afternoon.
Would you like to tag along?
862
01:03:31,845 --> 01:03:34,961
- Nessebar? The old town?
- Yes absolutely.
863
01:03:35,083 --> 01:03:37,802
You've been talking about it for day.
Would you like to go?
864
01:03:37,924 --> 01:03:38,912
Oh, come on.
865
01:03:39,003 --> 01:03:41,196
- Let's do it together.
- We don't want to force you.
866
01:03:41,361 --> 01:03:43,591
Let's do this.
867
01:03:43,681 --> 01:03:44,795
Excellent.
868
01:03:45,521 --> 01:03:47,316
"Tra... ces...
869
01:03:47,519 --> 01:03:51,637
go... from... the..."
870
01:03:52,318 --> 01:03:56,470
City... of... Me... sem... bria..."
871
01:03:57,277 --> 01:04:01,235
- She's made so much progress.
- "O... X... I... I..."
872
01:04:01,875 --> 01:04:04,867
"Be... fore... G... C..."
873
01:04:05,075 --> 01:04:07,986
- J.C. It means Jesus Christ.
- She hasn't learned it yet.
874
01:04:08,194 --> 01:04:09,263
That's why.
875
01:04:09,393 --> 01:04:11,145
- Very good, Naomie.
- Congratulation sweetheart.
876
01:04:11,233 --> 01:04:12,666
I'm not finished!
877
01:04:12,912 --> 01:04:15,870
Don't worry, you'll read it later.
Give the book back to Marion please.
878
01:04:15,992 --> 01:04:17,265
No I don't want to!
879
01:04:17,631 --> 01:04:19,030
- Give me the book back, Naomi.
- No!
880
01:04:19,191 --> 01:04:21,988
- Come on darling
- No I don't want to
881
01:04:22,150 --> 01:04:25,425
What are you doing?
Give me that book Naomi.
882
01:04:26,069 --> 01:04:28,582
Naomi, give me that book.
Oh look, an ice-cream shop!
883
01:04:28,748 --> 01:04:30,066
Got ya!
884
01:04:30,148 --> 01:04:33,105
- She got me too.
- Me too, there's nothing there.
885
01:04:33,187 --> 01:04:34,858
You shirt is ugly.
886
01:04:35,026 --> 01:04:36,777
- Perdon?
- So is your bag.
887
01:04:38,785 --> 01:04:41,060
You're ugly,
Everything you're wearing is ugly.
888
01:04:42,463 --> 01:04:44,182
Oh oh, well said!
889
01:04:44,384 --> 01:04:46,692
Listen, Naomi,
That's called an opinion
890
01:04:46,783 --> 01:04:49,660
For example, your pink bracelet,
891
01:04:50,022 --> 01:04:52,853
I find it absolutely disgusting,
But I'm sure you find it cute, right?
892
01:04:52,940 --> 01:04:54,579
Yes, Mommy bought it for me.
893
01:04:55,940 --> 01:04:57,167
Oh yeah?
894
01:04:57,259 --> 01:05:00,535
See, I hate pink,
but you seem to love it.
895
01:05:00,739 --> 01:05:03,888
You wear pink head to toe.
'Na na na, pink is for girls', I hate that.
896
01:05:04,057 --> 01:05:05,206
- Ok that's enough.
- Let's resume the visit?
897
01:05:05,618 --> 01:05:08,654
- See, we both are right.
- You are so mean!
898
01:05:08,736 --> 01:05:10,726
- What?
- Don't answer.
899
01:05:10,855 --> 01:05:12,574
No, it's really important.
There's something you didn't get
900
01:05:12,655 --> 01:05:16,408
I'm not mean, Naomi.
You've been mean to me.
901
01:05:16,574 --> 01:05:18,404
- Very mean by the way.
- That's enough.
902
01:05:18,493 --> 01:05:20,926
- Alright, alright.
- I think she can understand.
903
01:05:21,053 --> 01:05:22,930
Should we meet again tonight?
904
01:05:23,293 --> 01:05:24,850
- At the hotel.
- Yes, at the hotel.
905
01:05:24,971 --> 01:05:26,927
- ESIC! Later.
- Later.
906
01:05:27,051 --> 01:05:30,804
- I want an ice cream!
- You had enough ice cream for the rest of your life.
907
01:05:30,890 --> 01:05:32,402
Hey, that's enough now.
908
01:05:33,168 --> 01:05:34,319
What a nightmare!
909
01:05:34,409 --> 01:05:37,205
No, you can't argue with a 6 years old girl.
910
01:05:37,289 --> 01:05:39,199
That was insane, what you just did.
911
01:05:39,368 --> 01:05:42,120
Being six doesn't give her the right
to be so obnoxious.
912
01:05:42,287 --> 01:05:44,516
Don't get to her level.
That doesn't make any sense.
913
01:05:44,767 --> 01:05:49,962
First of all, why do we have to put up
with these boring people and their rude kid?
914
01:05:50,124 --> 01:05:52,717
What's with this stupid social
obligations between french people?
915
01:05:52,844 --> 01:05:55,755
Maybe I just enjoyed their company.
Maybe I thought they were nice.
916
01:05:55,963 --> 01:05:57,441
That's all it is.
917
01:05:59,162 --> 01:06:01,550
- You thought they were nice?
- really nice.
918
01:06:46,268 --> 01:06:47,985
You are bright red, you know?
919
01:06:48,067 --> 01:06:49,385
- Am I?
- You are.
920
01:06:49,547 --> 01:06:51,185
I didn't realise. I loved it.
921
01:07:16,499 --> 01:07:19,138
He's really getting on my nerves
with his sexy.
922
01:07:19,299 --> 01:07:21,492
Since when do you call me your wife?
923
01:07:22,737 --> 01:07:24,409
What? You're my wife in some way, no?
924
01:07:35,613 --> 01:07:38,410
The place I'm taking you tonight
is totally insane.
925
01:07:38,692 --> 01:07:43,605
It's a japanese restaurant.
The chef is called Mamachiko...
926
01:07:43,731 --> 01:07:46,961
Mamofokou, or something like that.
Five stars on TripAdvisor.
927
01:07:58,607 --> 01:08:00,119
- Fleur!
- Hey.
928
01:08:00,206 --> 01:08:03,356
- How are things in Yogurtland?
- Things are really good!
929
01:08:03,486 --> 01:08:05,395
I've been trying to phone
you for two days
930
01:08:05,765 --> 01:08:07,561
- Where are you?
- Well look, I'm here.
931
01:08:07,803 --> 01:08:11,193
What's up in the Balkans?
Are you having fun?
932
01:08:11,363 --> 01:08:13,557
I miss you guys so much.
933
01:08:13,642 --> 01:08:18,156
-Hiya! We have to go.
- I'll catch up with you guys.
934
01:08:18,561 --> 01:08:20,279
I'm coming in a minute
935
01:08:21,160 --> 01:08:23,832
Listen, hen, there's something
I need to tell you
936
01:08:23,919 --> 01:08:27,594
- Wait, first, how are things with ESIC?
- All good. Who cares? I'll tell you later.
937
01:08:27,718 --> 01:08:30,310
- Hiya pals. How are you?
- Hey how are you?
938
01:08:30,397 --> 01:08:32,706
Be nice to Marion
or we'll beat the crap out of you.
939
01:08:32,797 --> 01:08:34,195
Don't worry, I'm taking
very good care of care.
940
01:08:34,676 --> 01:08:38,953
By the way guys, I need to steal her
from you for 5 mn. I've got a surprise for her.
941
01:08:39,075 --> 01:08:40,825
Let me finish my call and I'll be with you, ok?
942
01:08:41,114 --> 01:08:44,025
Nah, don't worry.
Let's call each other soon, ok?
943
01:08:44,273 --> 01:08:47,661
Nazdrave. Bye pals.
See you soon.
944
01:08:47,752 --> 01:08:50,107
Sending big kisses, ciao!
945
01:08:52,191 --> 01:08:54,341
- Here we are.
- Why couldn't you let me finish my call?
946
01:08:54,470 --> 01:08:56,664
Oh stop it, you were finished already.
947
01:08:56,790 --> 01:08:58,745
And I have something more important
to do with you.
948
01:08:58,829 --> 01:09:00,467
- But, Ben.
- yes?
949
01:09:00,629 --> 01:09:03,061
I don't necessarly want to have sex
after you had a really good poo
950
01:09:03,187 --> 01:09:05,747
when your brain is really at peace,
and your skin is really well oiled.
951
01:09:08,985 --> 01:09:11,579
- A bit rough...
- That really pissed me off
952
01:09:11,706 --> 01:09:15,060
They're my friends. I was thrilled to have them on the phone.
Why did you interrupt me?
953
01:09:17,183 --> 01:09:18,741
Well, ok.
954
01:09:20,222 --> 01:09:22,737
Should we dress up
and go to the restaurant?
955
01:09:23,222 --> 01:09:24,778
I don't want to go.
956
01:09:26,061 --> 01:09:27,335
Why?
957
01:09:27,420 --> 01:09:31,537
I don't want to eat sushis in Bulgaria.
Can you understand?
958
01:09:32,219 --> 01:09:34,652
It's funny, how obsessed you can get.
959
01:09:57,371 --> 01:10:00,727
- What's with her and her 'hop hop hop'?
- She booked the chairs.
960
01:10:00,851 --> 01:10:03,921
- Do you hear how she's talking to us?
961
01:10:32,201 --> 01:10:34,635
.
962
01:11:01,554 --> 01:11:02,828
Calma, calma!
963
01:11:02,913 --> 01:11:05,505
- Marion, they're insane, let's just go.
- No. it's importante.
964
01:11:19,028 --> 01:11:21,780
- You have to stop now. You're insane.
- Did you hear how he's been talking to me?
965
01:11:28,986 --> 01:11:30,179
Cunt!
966
01:11:36,104 --> 01:11:38,217
- Marion, come back, I'm sorry.
- Fuck off!
967
01:11:38,342 --> 01:11:39,856
Marion, please, come back.
968
01:11:42,621 --> 01:11:43,974
Marion!
969
01:11:45,620 --> 01:11:47,338
Oh shut your mouth, you.
970
01:12:30,368 --> 01:12:34,120
I'M WORRIED MARION
PLEASE ANSWER MY MESSAGES
971
01:13:53,022 --> 01:13:54,058
h?
972
01:13:54,303 --> 01:13:57,338
You want to try some real bulgarian tradition,
eh?
973
01:14:05,659 --> 01:14:06,977
Nazdrave.
974
01:17:15,844 --> 01:17:17,196
Ben.
975
01:17:22,241 --> 01:17:23,469
Marion...
976
01:17:27,280 --> 01:17:28,508
What's wrong?
977
01:17:31,159 --> 01:17:32,671
How could you do this to me?
978
01:17:34,198 --> 01:17:36,233
- What's the problem?
- The problem?
979
01:17:36,317 --> 01:17:38,512
I've been looking for you
for two hours!
980
01:17:39,675 --> 01:17:41,553
I've been looking everywhere,
for fuck's sakes.
981
01:17:42,516 --> 01:17:45,268
I called you fifteen times.
You never answered.
982
01:17:45,835 --> 01:17:49,428
And you're here with that guy
who wants to fuck you since day one?
983
01:17:49,514 --> 01:17:51,549
Nothing happened, what are you talking about?
And I don't need to justify myself.
984
01:17:51,673 --> 01:17:53,663
- You don't need to justify yourself?
- No I don't!
985
01:17:53,872 --> 01:17:58,502
It's not about justifying,
it's about respecting me.
986
01:18:00,111 --> 01:18:03,659
Can you hear what you're saying?
You want to put me on a lead.
987
01:18:03,750 --> 01:18:05,626
I was the one on a lead the whole holidays!
988
01:18:05,829 --> 01:18:09,378
- Let's do this, let's do that
- Didn't you have the best holidays of your life?
989
01:18:09,508 --> 01:18:10,861
I loved it.
990
01:18:11,028 --> 01:18:13,382
But I brought you here for three days
because I really like this place.
991
01:18:13,466 --> 01:18:17,141
No, you only did it to be in a comfy
hotel full of old cunts.
992
01:18:17,506 --> 01:18:20,099
We just don't have the same expectations.
993
01:18:24,224 --> 01:18:25,942
Why did you come get me tonight?
994
01:18:27,422 --> 01:18:29,811
I came to get an apology.
995
01:18:33,461 --> 01:18:35,496
You'll never get any.
996
01:18:38,660 --> 01:18:40,536
See, that's crazy...
997
01:18:41,178 --> 01:18:43,089
what was I expecting?
998
01:18:44,098 --> 01:18:46,691
Going on holiday with someone
I barely knew?
999
01:18:53,056 --> 01:18:54,408
Enjoy your holidays.
1000
01:20:17,511 --> 01:20:21,183
TWO MONTHS LATER
1001
01:20:50,981 --> 01:20:53,210
Hey there. I didn't hear you come back.
How are you?
1002
01:20:55,659 --> 01:20:58,650
- How are you, Christiane F?
- No funny.
1003
01:20:59,217 --> 01:21:01,493
Are you already up?
What have you been doing?
1004
01:21:01,698 --> 01:21:05,575
- A bit of work.
- I was reading.
1005
01:21:05,856 --> 01:21:08,006
- You? reading?
- Yeah.
1006
01:21:09,815 --> 01:21:11,725
Rom, please...
1007
01:21:12,574 --> 01:21:16,281
- Oops, sorry. For real...
- Omelette?
1008
01:21:16,652 --> 01:21:18,211
- No, thank you.
- I'd like some.
1009
01:21:18,333 --> 01:21:20,970
Could you use nice ham I like?
1010
01:21:21,132 --> 01:21:22,359
- From the butcher?
- Yes.
1011
01:21:24,371 --> 01:21:26,282
- Do you need help?
- To make an omelette?
1012
01:21:26,490 --> 01:21:27,808
I think I can manage.
1013
01:21:27,889 --> 01:21:29,481
I'm sure I can help you.
1014
01:21:30,050 --> 01:21:31,960
- I'll use paprika though
- Oh great!
1015
01:21:32,249 --> 01:21:34,637
You sleep together?
1016
01:21:35,569 --> 01:21:38,797
- Are you crazy?
- You had too many drugs.
1017
01:21:38,885 --> 01:21:42,003
Since when have you been
sleeping together?
1018
01:21:43,845 --> 01:21:45,198
- Two weeks
- Two months
1019
01:21:45,484 --> 01:21:48,556
Two months?
Why didn't tell me?
1020
01:21:48,644 --> 01:21:50,679
We didn't hide it from you.
You were on holidays.
1021
01:21:51,004 --> 01:21:54,915
- I got back two month ago.
- And it's not been easy talking to you since then.
1022
01:21:55,121 --> 01:21:56,349
Yup.
1023
01:21:56,802 --> 01:21:59,917
You're on the edge.
You're quite closed to us.
1024
01:22:00,080 --> 01:22:01,798
A wee bit passive-aggressive.
1025
01:22:02,081 --> 01:22:04,308
We were a bit scared to be honest.
1026
01:22:05,079 --> 01:22:06,670
To tell you.
1027
01:22:06,838 --> 01:22:08,033
That's true.
1028
01:22:08,318 --> 01:22:09,830
Tell me what?
1029
01:22:10,917 --> 01:22:12,349
That we are together.
1030
01:22:13,917 --> 01:22:15,872
When you say it like that, for sure...
1031
01:22:18,394 --> 01:22:21,113
Ok, alright. I'm going.
1032
01:22:21,753 --> 01:22:24,392
I need to process this.
Too much information right now.
1033
01:22:24,553 --> 01:22:26,986
- Marion, let's talk about it.
- No, I'm going to bed.
1034
01:22:27,233 --> 01:22:31,191
- We can get to bed with you if you want?
- No, that's creepy though.
1035
01:22:32,710 --> 01:22:35,544
- It's only to comfort her.
- There are limits.
1036
01:22:50,425 --> 01:22:51,859
A present for you.
1037
01:22:52,986 --> 01:22:54,383
It vibrates.
1038
01:22:54,784 --> 01:22:57,217
- Because you're single.
- You're a cunt.
1039
01:22:59,503 --> 01:23:00,981
Is it good?
1040
01:23:02,542 --> 01:23:04,338
Is it really how people see me?
1041
01:23:07,260 --> 01:23:09,216
A self-centered person?
1042
01:23:09,420 --> 01:23:11,614
Who can't stand others being happy?
1043
01:23:12,938 --> 01:23:15,612
- It's dreadful.
- No, it's nothing like that.
1044
01:23:16,497 --> 01:23:18,852
It's just not very clear
for us too.
1045
01:23:19,337 --> 01:23:20,690
Should I remind you we're
talking about Rom?
1046
01:23:22,176 --> 01:23:25,327
I know.
How are you going to put up with him?
1047
01:23:25,416 --> 01:23:26,973
I don't know.
1048
01:23:27,855 --> 01:23:29,048
No idea, at all.
1049
01:23:29,374 --> 01:23:31,842
I know he's never gonna change.
1050
01:23:32,374 --> 01:23:34,727
He'll never know how to do his tax return
1051
01:23:34,813 --> 01:23:38,326
He'll always make brocoli dance
and say that's how he makes a living.
1052
01:23:38,652 --> 01:23:39,970
But...
1053
01:23:41,010 --> 01:23:44,320
I think he's a freaking genius.
And I'm crazy about him.
1054
01:23:47,208 --> 01:23:48,687
Odd, isn't it?
1055
01:23:50,049 --> 01:23:52,686
I find it beautiful that you are together.
1056
01:23:54,327 --> 01:23:57,204
And to be honest,
I always knew it would happen.
1057
01:23:58,566 --> 01:24:01,954
Oh yeah,
of course you knew!
1058
01:24:02,045 --> 01:24:03,112
You shut your mouth.
1059
01:24:03,483 --> 01:24:06,122
Careful,
That's a music instrument!
1060
01:24:06,883 --> 01:24:10,193
So. Come with us.
Enough with your garbage.
1061
01:24:10,642 --> 01:24:13,633
Come get some air, you're so pale
you look like Mylene Farmer (french singer)
1062
01:24:13,720 --> 01:24:14,870
'Libertine' (song name)
1063
01:24:19,839 --> 01:24:21,034
Wait.
1064
01:24:21,279 --> 01:24:23,395
- Wait, excuse me.
- What is it?
1065
01:24:23,678 --> 01:24:25,952
I don't know, it's just...
1066
01:24:26,038 --> 01:24:28,107
- Am I choking you?
- Yes. I can't breath.
1067
01:24:28,197 --> 01:24:31,551
I'm sorry.
Do you want to get on top of me?
1068
01:24:31,836 --> 01:24:34,304
- Okay
- You'll be getting some fresh air
1069
01:24:34,515 --> 01:24:35,629
Hurry up. Hurry up.
1070
01:24:38,035 --> 01:24:40,548
Ouch, you broke it in half.
1071
01:24:41,193 --> 01:24:44,424
- Yes, but you're a bit...
- Alright, here we are.
1072
01:24:45,992 --> 01:24:48,346
It's good like that. It's good.
1073
01:24:53,389 --> 01:24:56,347
What are you doing?
Stop.
1074
01:24:56,669 --> 01:24:59,740
If you do that,
my breats will get saggy and I hate it.
1075
01:24:59,948 --> 01:25:02,336
Okay, I'm sorry.
1076
01:25:02,468 --> 01:25:05,139
Now that I've told you that, I can see
the image and it makes me uncomfortable.
1077
01:25:05,507 --> 01:25:07,780
Okay, so what would you like to do?
1078
01:25:08,785 --> 01:25:11,424
- Should I take you from behind?
- In the butt?
1079
01:25:11,585 --> 01:25:13,461
- What?
- No?
1080
01:25:13,664 --> 01:25:15,493
- Is that what you want?
- No.
1081
01:25:15,582 --> 01:25:17,574
Okay, but we need a solution, quick.
Cause things are getting lower.
1082
01:25:17,863 --> 01:25:20,376
- Do you like spooning.
- I love it.
1083
01:25:20,942 --> 01:25:23,694
It's itchy.
Wait, my butcheek is stuck.
1084
01:25:24,260 --> 01:25:26,489
It's not bad like that.
1085
01:25:26,819 --> 01:25:28,492
I can feel your bellybutton.
It's funny.
1086
01:25:28,739 --> 01:25:30,171
Alirght, it's good like that.
1087
01:25:30,378 --> 01:25:32,255
- That's good yeah.
- Wait.
1088
01:25:32,577 --> 01:25:34,010
- What?
- Alright.
1089
01:25:34,259 --> 01:25:35,656
- Like this?
- Yes.
1090
01:25:36,497 --> 01:25:38,488
- Wait, wait
- What? What?
- Stop, stop, stop, stop
1091
01:25:38,657 --> 01:25:40,647
Don't come inside me okay?
1092
01:25:40,816 --> 01:25:44,569
Don't come inside me,
I find it absolutely disgusting.
1093
01:25:44,734 --> 01:25:47,167
It spreads and I feel like it's going
to swallow my whole body.
1094
01:25:47,333 --> 01:25:48,971
- It's alright.
- I'm sorry.
1095
01:25:49,174 --> 01:25:52,324
No worries,
we're getting to know each other
1096
01:25:52,573 --> 01:25:56,326
- So... about now... are you finished?
- Yep, that's the end of the line for me.
1097
01:25:56,451 --> 01:25:57,678
- For real?
- Yes.
1098
01:25:57,811 --> 01:26:00,040
I'm gonna put some cream on.
I think it's your beard.
1099
01:26:00,210 --> 01:26:01,723
You should shave,
it's horrible like that.
1100
01:26:01,969 --> 01:26:04,642
I feel like you poked holes
on my face.
1101
01:26:04,768 --> 01:26:07,362
You really need to do something
about your beard, I'll be back
1102
01:26:07,609 --> 01:26:10,883
So you don't like beard or cum?
Great.
1103
01:26:11,726 --> 01:26:15,162
So if I book my Monday, with the bank holiday,
that would give us five days.
1104
01:26:15,285 --> 01:26:17,959
- Great, great.
- That would leave enought time to enjoy.
1105
01:26:18,126 --> 01:26:21,035
And maybe on the way to Biarritz
we can stop for a night at the Pétinière?
1106
01:26:21,164 --> 01:26:23,678
Do you like it? Do you know it?
Géraldine told me about it.
1107
01:26:23,763 --> 01:26:26,595
It's an hotel de charme.
Their breakfasts are to die for.
1108
01:26:26,682 --> 01:26:29,116
I can't wait.
5 days just for us.
1109
01:26:29,282 --> 01:26:31,112
- I think that...
- Sounds really good.
1110
01:26:31,361 --> 01:26:33,828
Wait Ben, I'm not on the bike.
1111
01:26:35,400 --> 01:26:36,674
Ben?
1112
01:26:38,039 --> 01:26:39,267
But...
1113
01:26:45,877 --> 01:26:48,344
- Great, 25 minutes late. Really great.
- It's alright.
1114
01:26:48,756 --> 01:26:51,713
- No, that's not alright.
- Don't even start.
1115
01:26:52,355 --> 01:26:54,231
You really look like shit.
1116
01:26:57,753 --> 01:26:59,232
Fuck. Shit.
1117
01:27:02,672 --> 01:27:04,104
You should sleep at night.
1118
01:27:06,670 --> 01:27:08,547
You're such a fucking teenager.
1119
01:27:11,669 --> 01:27:14,785
OUR FIRST HOLIDAYS
MARION FERJANNE NEW GRAPHIC NOVEL
1120
01:27:15,548 --> 01:27:17,424
- Ben, please.
- Wait.
1121
01:27:34,223 --> 01:27:37,020
MY HEROE
COMING BACK, DEFEATED
1122
01:27:42,050 --> 01:27:44,492
Here you are.
What are doing on the floor?
1123
01:27:48,064 --> 01:27:49,211
That's me.
1124
01:27:49,662 --> 01:27:51,458
- What do you mean?
- That's me.
1125
01:27:51,782 --> 01:27:52,931
I see.
1126
01:27:56,061 --> 01:27:58,096
- She made a graphic novel about your holidays?
- yeah
1127
01:27:59,220 --> 01:28:00,493
She's crazy.
1128
01:28:01,698 --> 01:28:03,178
It sucks.
1129
01:28:04,578 --> 01:28:07,171
- What do you mean?
- Drawings are ugly.
1130
01:28:07,577 --> 01:28:09,773
- It's poorly made.
- Ok, stop it now.
1131
01:28:10,737 --> 01:28:12,487
You're talking nonsense.
1132
01:28:12,855 --> 01:28:14,892
- Does it move you?
- Of course it does.
1133
01:28:15,015 --> 01:28:16,368
It's cute.
1134
01:28:16,454 --> 01:28:17,773
You think that's cute?
1135
01:28:18,693 --> 01:28:20,411
You know why you don't like it?
1136
01:28:20,734 --> 01:28:23,088
It's knowing that this
will never happen to you.
1137
01:28:23,610 --> 01:28:26,349
A girl drawing a graphic novel
to tell you she loves you.
1138
01:28:26,932 --> 01:28:28,330
Never.
1139
01:28:29,251 --> 01:28:31,287
Because everything is planned
and square with you guys. 6 months ahead.
1140
01:28:31,451 --> 01:28:35,442
You know exactly when you're gonna have sex,
when you're gonna come...
1141
01:28:35,569 --> 01:28:36,604
Easy easy.
1142
01:28:36,689 --> 01:28:38,759
This is a reading room please.
1143
01:28:39,008 --> 01:28:41,237
Sorry.
I'll take this.
1144
01:28:41,526 --> 01:28:43,007
You'll pay.
1145
01:28:44,926 --> 01:28:46,597
18,90 Euros
1146
01:28:47,286 --> 01:28:49,082
- 18,90?
- Yes.
1147
01:28:49,284 --> 01:28:51,081
- For this?
- Yes, for this.
1148
01:29:00,723 --> 01:29:02,473
Rom? Rom?
1149
01:29:03,720 --> 01:29:06,712
Do you mind doing this
when we're not in the room please?
1150
01:29:10,079 --> 01:29:12,546
Rom, fuck, stop with that thing!
1151
01:29:12,997 --> 01:29:15,068
Could you stop?
We're also here.
1152
01:29:15,558 --> 01:29:16,831
Thanks.
1153
01:29:17,236 --> 01:29:20,148
Sorry but ironing is annoying enough...
1154
01:29:20,356 --> 01:29:23,153
- So why are you doing it?
- Doing what?
1155
01:29:23,275 --> 01:29:25,503
Why do you iron if it's so boring?
1156
01:29:26,994 --> 01:29:29,826
- You want to know why I'm ironing?
- Well...
1157
01:29:29,913 --> 01:29:32,427
I'm ironing because I have a job.
1158
01:29:32,592 --> 01:29:33,945
This guy...
1159
01:29:34,232 --> 01:29:36,620
Every morning I wake up,
Have a shower, and put clothes on.
1160
01:29:36,871 --> 01:29:40,625
Once I'm dressed, I get the tube,
And then I go to photoshoots
1161
01:29:40,790 --> 01:29:41,983
Presentations...
1162
01:29:42,229 --> 01:29:44,379
All the things I can't do naked.
1163
01:29:44,509 --> 01:29:47,146
But you're lucky enough
not to have this kind of problem.
1164
01:29:47,269 --> 01:29:50,977
What are you gonna do tomorrow?
Wake up at 11, 12, 2pm?
1165
01:29:51,228 --> 01:29:54,218
No proper schedule, and then you'll
crawl from your room to your studio
1166
01:29:54,346 --> 01:29:56,257
with the same dirty pants
everyday of the week.
1167
01:29:56,665 --> 01:29:59,338
and then, you'll spin a wheel
and a freaking plastic duck
1168
01:29:59,505 --> 01:30:01,734
because you're free.
You have no obligations at all.
1169
01:30:01,864 --> 01:30:04,092
And me, I'll be ironing
like an idiot
1170
01:30:04,223 --> 01:30:06,293
It's sad, but it's a fact.
1171
01:30:07,183 --> 01:30:09,934
- There you are.
- What?
1172
01:30:10,421 --> 01:30:14,015
You're finally a normal couple,
having a fight about everyday problems.
1173
01:30:14,979 --> 01:30:17,210
Congratulations.
I envy you.
1174
01:30:18,059 --> 01:30:19,856
I envy you for real.
1175
01:30:20,019 --> 01:30:22,691
That being said, I think
it's time for me to move.
1176
01:30:22,937 --> 01:30:26,212
Because you guys really need
to spend time together.
1177
01:30:27,977 --> 01:30:31,412
Brace yourselves. I think everything
will go pretty fast.
1178
01:30:37,013 --> 01:30:39,811
- What's gonna go fast?
- I don't know.
1179
01:30:46,811 --> 01:30:48,162
Marion?
1180
01:30:54,527 --> 01:30:56,007
Marion, please.
1181
01:31:08,844 --> 01:31:10,242
What are you doing here?
1182
01:31:11,404 --> 01:31:13,792
I came to see you.
1183
01:31:14,002 --> 01:31:16,276
I've been waiting for you
for 50 minutes.
1184
01:31:16,601 --> 01:31:18,796
Why didn't you come upstairs
if you had something to say?
1185
01:31:19,361 --> 01:31:21,156
Cause I didn't have the code for the door.
1186
01:31:21,240 --> 01:31:23,708
It's only in films that people
have the code for the door.
1187
01:31:23,800 --> 01:31:26,108
Also I don't have any ladder,
since I'm not a fireman.
1188
01:31:33,037 --> 01:31:34,390
I'm listening.
1189
01:31:35,276 --> 01:31:36,629
I miss you.
1190
01:31:38,755 --> 01:31:40,109
I miss you!
1191
01:31:40,635 --> 01:31:42,943
Listen, you're the one who ditched
me on that bloody beach.
1192
01:31:45,913 --> 01:31:47,789
I've got one more thing to say
1193
01:31:54,511 --> 01:31:56,069
I bought your book.
1194
01:31:58,990 --> 01:32:00,865
I don't find this funny.
1195
01:32:01,669 --> 01:32:05,297
Is this really how you see me?
Do I deserve this?
1196
01:32:07,387 --> 01:32:10,855
My eyes are to close,
my hair looks like a rug from B&Q.
1197
01:32:12,746 --> 01:32:15,053
Horrible. I look like a young Sarkozy.
1198
01:32:15,585 --> 01:32:18,542
Not at all.
I like you like that.
1199
01:32:19,063 --> 01:32:20,382
I love you like this.
1200
01:32:21,383 --> 01:32:23,293
And I love you like that.
1201
01:32:43,297 --> 01:32:45,127
So what do we do now?
1202
01:32:47,615 --> 01:32:49,333
Let's dive in?
1203
01:32:49,974 --> 01:32:52,887
- That's a shitty metaphore, no?
- Not so shitty.
1204
01:32:53,893 --> 01:32:56,929
Welcome to the Sunny Beach boat.
1205
01:32:57,493 --> 01:32:59,767
If you'd like to do me the honor...
1206
01:32:59,892 --> 01:33:03,406
Welcome to a world of luxury, comfort and grace.
1207
01:33:03,531 --> 01:33:05,724
Please come aboard,
1208
01:33:05,889 --> 01:33:07,243
nice and slow.
1209
01:33:07,409 --> 01:33:09,683
Prepare for extra cheesiness.
1210
01:33:09,770 --> 01:33:12,202
I'll start driving the boat now.
1211
01:33:12,448 --> 01:33:16,599
Destination: adventure,
but with at least some decent comfort.
1212
01:33:16,807 --> 01:33:20,685
- Do you even know how to drive a boat?
- Of course I do, and I'm gonna prove it.
1213
01:33:20,966 --> 01:33:24,401
- So what are we doing now?
- I don't know. Do we really care?
1214
01:33:24,604 --> 01:33:27,754
- I can see you've changed!
- I even have a swiss army knife in my pocket.
1215
01:33:33,242 --> 01:33:35,472
Ben Ben Ben, you're driving us into the wall.