How about moose on the loose?
Sam, this is a police blog, not green eggs and ham.
I know.
Um, okay.
How about moose saunters down main street,
causing no traffic jams
'cause there's no cars on the road?
I don't know. This is kind of the dumps.
I just need to finish my op ed
so I can get a real writing job.
At least you're getting paid for this one, right?
Mm, kind of.
I mean she's paying me in banana bread.
Sam, you promised you'd get paid for the article this time.
I know, but at least it's a job.
Jess: I'm not sure it's a job if you're not getting paid.
What am I going to do with you?
Sam: Well at least my notary gig pays the bills for now.
Woo, hot guy alert.
I don't think I heard you correctly.
Sam: There aren't any hot guys here.
Jess: Well that moose had a nice caboose.
You just rhyme with me, smoosh.
Coming round the corner.
Hop on doctor Seuss.
You just rhymed with me again, baba ganoush.
Is this going to be all morning?
Maybe.
Because I like freshly squeezed orange juice.
Home sweet tiny home.
Protest posters here we come.
Fire in the hole!
All right, good.
Brunch is served.
Oh yeah, ooh... Everything looks good.
Hand those over here.
Pass them down.
Ooh, I want some coffee cake.
Yum.
Peterson maple can singlehandedly destroy.
Vermont's maple syrup industry with their fancy technology.
They're like a big bully on the playground.
You know, I heard Peterson spent
a quarter of a million on one evaporator.
We should bring our baseball bats
and smash it as it comes out of the truck.
Peaceful protest, dear.
We're not stooping to their level.
You know, Sam's going to start off her op ed piece
at the protest.
I am so proud of you for taking this on Sam.
It's kind of a big undertaking for me,
but I'm really excited.
Suzie.
Writing an article is an example of peaceful protest.
I am still packing my bat.
That's my girl.
Peterson thinks that they can just march in here
and start mass producing.
They have clearly never met vermonters.
- True dat. - Yeah.
Definitely not.
Oh. Speaking of which,
we stopped by the family farm.
Hell yeah.
Pass me the sweet stuff.
Look who wants some sweet stuff?
Look who it is everybody, it's Gonzales.
Save our farm!
Oh come on, I just want to dent it.
I just want to dent it.
You see that giant gray factory?
That should be on your label.
Not a sugar shack!
Yeah!
Save our farm!
Hey folks.
Hello Rita.
I hate to tell you, but you got to move it on home.
Clarence, you had better be playing for the home team.
I am, Rita.
But the law's the law.
Come on folks.
You know you're all trespassing.
Don't make me get out my ticket book.
Come on.
Okay everybody, you heard the constable.
Everybody to the bar.
First round's on Clarence.
All right.
Hey Alice.
Carrie.
Tell your mother thanks for the muffins.
Gwendolyn, how are you?
Oh, Sam help.
Yeah.
Oh, hurry Sam.
I have to pee.
I'm trying.
My bracelet's caught.
Agh!
Sam, that's tighter.
Okay, you're free.
Oh, but we're not.
So the only reason that the gmo law passed
is because I led the rally.
And I didn't give you a ticket for that one either.
I have a first amendment right.
But you can't do it on other people's property.
I heard he's had a crush on her since high school.
And the one time he gave her a ticket,
he ended up paying for it himself.
Himself!
Oh, he's so good to me.
Yeah.
Don't press your luck.
Hey.
Can I get a good neighbor and for these two ladies as well?
Oh, that's all right. We're fine.
Um, thank you so much. That's really sweet.
I'm jessamine.
Landon.
I'm Sam.
Apparently I won't be saying no to a free drink.
So what's this all about?
There has to be a good story here.
Oh yeah.
We were actually just protesting this horrible corporation
that's trying to take over the Vermont maple industry.
Horrible huh?
Pure evil.
That's pretty harsh now.
No.
We actually know what we're talking about.
I'm actually writing an article about it right now,
so I've been doing a lot of research.
Hmm.
I heard they were creating demand for maple internationally,
which will drive demand for Vermont maple.
But they're taking over family farms with a cold steel factory.
Factories are more energy efficient.
Okay, um...
Something tells me you're not from around here.
I did just move up here from Connecticut.
You work for Peterson maple?
As a matter of fact I do.
As a matter of fact, I don't need to take this beer from you.
Listen. If you want an insider interview for your article,
I live on my boat on lake champlain.
I'd love to speak with you ladies further.
Of course you live on lake champlain and have a boat.
Like all of the rich out-of-staters.
Would you like my card?
Um, thanks.
How about tomorrow for the interview?
Um, I think that sounds great.
Yeah.
You know what? I think it's time to go, so...
Sam, stop it.
Thank you.
Come on, shackle buddy.
Nice to meet you.
Oh um, thanks for the beers.
Yeah.
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.
Bye.
Stop it!
Do you know those two?
No.
Don't know them, don't know you.
Oh.
Okay.
Slow down, I'm coming.
You have to stay next to me.
Rusty, help!
Rusty!
I can't believe you want me to interview that guy.
Come on Sam, it's just an interview.
You're a reporter.
It's your job to be objective,
and this is the perfect opportunity
to get the opposing perspective.
There you be.
- Thanks rusty. - Thank you rusty.
All right, now we need a fix.
You better be paying in cash.
The regular?
- Always. - Always.
Coming up.
I really like that name.
Landon.
Please.
You with the flatlander.
I can't.
Oh, flatlander?
Whatever.
At least he's a flatlander and not from New Hampshire.
Ugh, agreed.
New Hampshire.
Two maple creamy.
I got it.
No, I got it.
No, you paid last time.
Don't let her pay.
My bills are bigger.
She just paid? They're dripping.
Hmm, yum.
This is the best.
Rusty always has the best creamies of all time.
Mm-hmm.
Do you remember when we were kids
and it used to snow six feet by Christmas?
Yes.
We used to jump off the roof into giant piles of snow
wearing purple snowsuits and knitted mittens I think.
We need another winter like those.
These warm spells are killing us.
I know.
50 gallons less than last year is rough.
Yeah.
Dad and I have enough to worry about
without Peterson maple moving in on our industry.
Tell me about it. They are the worst.
Oof.
How's your op ed coming?
Hmm.
It's pretty challenging.
You are Vermont's Erin brockovich,
the voice of the people.
So have you decided
which magazine you're going to submit to yet?
I mean the dream is the Vermont times.
Honestly, I'm a little nervous to be taking on
such a huge topic for my first op ed.
But I really want to do something that matters, you know?
Maybe it'll even lead to a real writing job?
I would love to stop freelancing,
stop that stupid notary gig.
Have an office with a desk.
Be a real person.
A real writer. A real writer.
Ah, there's my girls.
Oh dad, don't get up.
Hi Mr. Burr.
Hmm.
Okay, farm stand's all set and I'll be back tomorrow
to do the receipts and I'll get you some groceries on the way.
Sneak some peace pops into the bag.
Only if I can have one.
Deal.
You know I can hear you, right?
- Love you dad. - Love you.
I'll see you later.
- Bye Mr. Burr. - Sam.
No peace pops in between.
Oh, come on.
Hmm.
Tea is cold.
Time for bed.
Mine is empty and I just finished my paragraph.
Thanks love.
Perfect timing.
Mm-hmm.
Love you, goodnight.
Love you. Night.
Don't forget we're interviewing Landon tomorrow.
What can I get you ladies? You seem like cappuccino girls.
Oh sure.
You know what? We're actually good.
Thank you.
Okay.
Sam. Don't be rude. Free drinks.
Nothing's free.
Wow. That's so pretty.
Oh, yeah.
Rusty's the best at creating...
Okay, so just jumping right into the interview,
here's our first question.
Uh, why are you on a mission
to destroy the Vermont maple industry?
Wow, you get right in there, don't you?
Thanks for starting with an easy one.
Oh.
All right.
I don't see us as destroying the maple industry at all.
I see us enhancing it.
How do you figure that?
Well maple is not a flavor all over the world.
The way vermonters manufacture maple is traditional
but it's expensive.
If we want to give maple a global presence,
then we have to use new technologies to keep costs down.
We plan to create an unprecedented demand for syrup.
Then the family farms will have more sales
than they know what to do with.
But how are people going to know the difference?
You're falsely advertising that your syrup
is made the Vermont way.
If you want to do something like that then we need to come up
with some sort of labeling system that allows people
to see if their syrup was made by a farmer or a factory.
It's a valid point
and I'm sure something our company would consider.
Really?
Yes. We want to work with Vermont, not against.
You guys are feisty.
I have to go notarize a cattle sale.
So um, interview's over.
Oh.
I can do the interview.
No, that's okay. It's over.
We really got what we needed.
No, I got it.
It's fine.
Bye Sam.
So you say you want to work with Vermont,
not against us.
So does that mean you're not going to be buying family farms?
Because I have a sugar farm that's been in my family
for four generations and I want to make sure it's protected.
The intention of Peterson maple is not to buy up family farms.
So yes, I promise your farm will be safe.
Now. My turn to ask a question.
Do you like sailing?
Honey, I'm home.
Hey.
Best interview ever.
Longest interview ever.
I... I texted you like a million times.
Oh sorry, spotty service.
Mm, it smells like split pea soup in here.
Oh yeah, it was delicious.
Um, so.
You spent the whole day with him.
He's really great Sam.
And I told him more about your labeling idea
and he was really open to it.
Please.
I mean, I kind of doubt that.
I don't know, I don't really trust his flashy watch
or really anyone who pays with a $100 bill. I mean...
I don't even know why you like this guy.
I mean he, he doesn't even seem like your type.
I don't know.
There's just something about him.
Don't be so judgmental Sam,
we should welcome him into the community
like good vermonters.
Okay, little miss welcome mat.
I'm just a little careful about what kind of foxes
I invite into the henhouse.
Okay. I will be careful.
But I think this could be a great opportunity
for him to work with us and, you know, his company,
and maybe everybody could be happy.
He's not a vermonter!
Period!
Whew.
I'm really tired. I'm going to go to bed.
Love you.
Okay, that's fine.
Yeah, me too.
Love you.
Goodnight.
You know, I had so much fun sailing with you the other day.
You are a natural.
I had a great time too.
But for a second date I thought I'd bring us onto dry land.
So what looks good?
Should we start with oysters?
Ooh, I love oysters.
You know, I never get to have them 'cause Sam hates them
and we usually share everything.
Right.
Great, well since Sam isn't here,
oysters it is.
You know, Sam actually had a good question.
Mm-hmm.
Why are you making Vermont maple syrup?
You know, I think Peterson maple offered me
a leadership opportunity that I couldn't pass up.
Right?
I was really excited about helping to build a business
from the ground up.
It's the whole reason I went to business school.
You take a concept and you bring it out to the world,
and it's challenging, and it's invigorating...
Oh, I'm boring you.
No, not at all.
I, I think it's great that you're so passionate
about what you do.
I mean, you move to a place
where you don't even know anybody?
I've hardly ever even been out of Vermont.
Well I think it's very brave that you went
on a second date with a flatlander.
Right? I'm catching on.
Okay, so now I get to ask a question.
What's the deal with you and Sam?
Because you have already mentioned her
four times this evening.
I mean it seems like you guys are kind of close.
Well yeah, I mean she's practically like a sister to me.
We've been inseparable since we were little.
And she's always looked out for me.
You know, been my protector.
Ah.
She's like the yin to my Yang.
Hmm.
So if I wanted to do something spontaneous,
would you have to ask Sam first?
It depends on what it is.
No.
I don't think we need to ask permission for that.
Cheers.
Woah!
Woo!
Hard to go back.
All typed up for you.
Banana bread?
This is udderly ridiculous.
You're udderly dorky.
Thanks rusty.
Take care.
So tell me.
Who do you look more like? Your mom or your dad?
Well, I don't really remember what my mom looks like
except from pictures.
She died in an accident when I was little.
Oh, I'm so sorry.
It's okay.
Luckily my amazing dad raised me.
Hmm.
The accident's why he doesn't walk that well.
Oh.
He still likes to pretend he can do everything just fine.
You know, it's tough for an ex-naval officer
to not be able to run his own ship.
Hmm.
My dad says I look exactly like my mom and I have her voice.
Do you still have memories of her?
She used to sing all the time and we used to sing together.
And that's her guitar.
Then you have to play something for me.
- No! - Yes!
- No. - Yes!
No.
It's the weekend.
Come on, you have no excuse.
Okay fine.
But you have to turn around, you can't look at me.
Are you serious?
I'm serious.
You're not serious.
You're se...
Turn around.
Wow.
That was incredible.
Thanks.
I'm serious, that was really good.
You should play for other people.
Have you ever thought about pursuing it?
No.
I could never do that.
You know, I have to run the farm and take care of dad.
Yeah.
Well, I'm, um, I'm really happy you let me hear it.
Because it just, it makes me love you even more.
Did you just say you love me?
I think I did.
'Cause I love you too.
I'm engaged!
Huh?
I'm engaged!
What?
Landon asked me to marry him!
Who's Landon?
Sam, come on.
I have coffees and bridal magazines.
Get up!
Hold on.
I just found like, the best one.
I gotta show you. This is so pretty.
Oh, Sam, they're just like all so pretty.
So you and Landon are serious?
Yeah, Sam.
He proposed to me on his boat last night with like,
the worst slash cutest poem of all time.
Oh my god, you have to watch this video, it's so cute.
Hold on, ready?
Okay watch, ready?
J is for jubilant, which you always are.
E is for everything, which you are to me.
Ss is for shooting star, because you're my shooting star.
Okay wait, ready?
I got a ring!
Wow.
What, you don't like the ring?
Uh, well, it, it's so fancy.
Wow.
I just, I'm not, I'm not really sure that that's, that's you.
I mean, really?
This guy?
He's the one Sam.
You've only known him for two months, okay?
As your best friend I just have to make sure
that you're not rushing into something
you're maybe not ready for.
I'm not.
It feels right.
I heard screaming and I came as fast as I could.
Congratulations.
Oh.
I was wondering when you two would make it official.
Oh no, no, no, no.
Rita, my boyfriend Landon proposed last night.
Ohh.
Who wants muffins?
Hey.
Mwah.
So did you hear the news?
Come here future sister-in-law.
Oh.
I'm sorry, I didn't know you had somebody here.
I'm Landon.
I know who you are.
Landon, this is Rita.
The best landlady in the state of Vermont.
Well it's very nice to meet you.
I will share my muffin with you.
I have something for you.
Wait here.
You're my favorite muffin.
Ooh, oh, I got coffees for every...
Oh good.
Sam, green tea for you.
And cappuccino for me and Landon.
Thank you.
Jess, you always drink tea.
Oh well, Landon has this really amazing cappuccino maker.
So I've been getting really into it.
Really?
Mm-hmm.
Well, sounds good.
I'll, I'll try a cap then.
Oh, here, I'll share mine.
I have a pair of flannel pajamas.
Cool.
Here you go, honey bunny.
Thank you.
Ooh, cappuccino cheers.
Cappuccino cheers.
Okay so I really want you guys
to get to know each other better.
So we want to take you on our boat tonight to celebrate.
Already finishing each other's...
sentences.
Hmm.
Ugh.
Yeah sure, boat ride sounds great.
Good.
Here.
Hand these flyers out to your friends.
Jess.
I just have to say something right now. I just...
Sam. I need your help in the garden.
Okay. But I...
Now!
Okay, we'll see you later.
See you later.
Jess is completely wack.
Good.
Feel your feelings.
I can't believe she literally just got engaged
to someone she's known for two seconds!
I'm watching her change
who she is for this guy, you know?
And you're supposed to be yourself
with the person you love.
They're supposed to love you for you, right?
And why the sudden rush to get married?
I mean we're just still trying to figure out
what we want to do with our lives.
Oh.
So you don't want to be a notary forever.
It's not very funny.
Hon, I don't disagree with you about this guy,
but you have to let her figure it out for herself.
Maybe it's because we both have big birthdays this year.
People tend to make very rash decisions around this age.
That's right, you're turning...
Don't say it.
But people totally freak out, right?
On the Eve of our third decade, my girlfriends and I made a deal
that we were each going to buy convertibles.
Damn front wheel drive didn't make it
up the driveway all winter...
Hold on, Rita.
Jess and I made a silly pact once
about getting married at the same time.
Sam: We were 12 years old and at the annual sugar on snow party,
there was this really mean boy there that Jess really liked,
but he was talking to this other girl
and Jess got totally emotional.
Oh, my gosh.
You know how she is.
Jess, this is not right.
Sam: Anyway, I was trying to make her feel better
and I came up with this crazy idea.
I'll never get married unless you get married.
Let's make a pact.
Gross, Sam.
You're such a hippy.
Both of our husbands are going to wear carhartt pants,
chop wood, and at least listen to Brad Paisley.
- You're my best friend. - You're my best friend.
Oh, let's make it official!
I'll sign here...
And you sign here.
Okay.
Sam: We signed the pact and I still have it.
It's hanging on the bulletin board in the tiny house.
Boom sauce, our pact in writing.
Always and forever.
All I have to do is remind her of this pact,
and then that will stall her
until she wakes up from whatever love daze she's in.
Darling, why don't you focus your energies
on helping people who want to be helped?
Come down to the community centre.
We always need volunteers for the baked bean suppers,
and you clearly have free time.
Sure.
I will totally do that, whatever,
I just, I really need to go talk this pact with Jess.
I know what you're thinking.
There's no rush setting any date.
You have plenty of time to get to know Landon better
because you can't get married unless I get married.
Remember?
Uh...
And I am single!
Really?
Mm-hmm.
Well, then let's fix that.
Oh.
Yeah.
I love playing matchmaker
and there's all these great dating apps now.
I can help you set up a profile.
Yes. Definitely. No problem.
Great. I'll see if Landon can set you up
with someone for tonight.
Great.
I'll go put together an outfit.
Perfect.
We can start planning our weddings together.
I'm so glad you reminded me about the pact.
So this is the outfit you put together?
- What? - Seriously?
I like it.
Oh, my god.
It's Bo Brad.
Jess: I can't believe you survived
that eighth grade dance with him.
He was so stinky.
Sam: Don't remind me, Jess.
Quiet!
I was just trying to be nice.
I mean no one else was asking me.
He was my last option.
Look how sparkly it gets in the sun.
Oh, here's Landon's boat.
Sir docks-a-lot?
Come on, that's clever.
If it was anyone other than Landon
you would think that was funny.
Ahhh.
You made it.
Welcome aboard.
- Baby. - You look nice.
Thank you.
- I missed you. - I missed you too.
I...
Oh. Okay.
Hey, go down below.
I've got some hors d'oeuvres, the champagne's on ice.
Ooh, sounds good.
Welcome to my humble abode.
Here's a little caviar to try.
Wah, no thanks.
Jess and I are more like fish food girls,
know what I mean?
Oh.
Mmm.
Oh my god.
Ahoy mateys.
Howdy neighbor.
Brad and I are thinking of teaming up
for the regatta next spring.
Brad, this is uh...
Jess burr and Sam Templeton.
Hi Brad.
Brad, how are you?
I should've known, everyone knows everyone in Vermont.
Hey.
So what have you been up to?
I'm teaching fourth grade.
That's amazing.
Wicked.
What have you ladies been doing?
Just taking care of the farm.
And writing songs.
Jess is a very talented musician.
Oh, no way.
Wanda, the after school music supervisor,
just went into early labor
and we're scrambling to find a replacement.
That be something you'd be interested in?
Oh wow, thank you so much.
I, I'm just really busy at the farm.
That's too bad.
Well, if you think of anyone let me know.
Well if you need a writer, Sam is incredible.
She's actually working on her first big op ed piece right now.
Mm-hmm.
Sam. That's wicked.
Yeah, totally wicked.
Brad, grab some champagne and caviar.
Ah, no thanks, man.
I'm not big on fish eggs.
More into fish food if you know what I mean.
That's so funny.
Sam just made the same joke!
Uh, dude, you got any brewskis?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, help yourself.
In the fridge.
Thanks man.
You know what?
It's actually feeling really cramped in here
and I'm not feeling well.
I'm just, I'm going to grab some air.
Oh. Okay.
Who loves pictionary?
I like pictionary.
You guys start.
I'll... I'll be right back.
Hey.
You're feeling sick?
What?
I mean people grow up, and he's really nice.
You know, just 'cause someone's nice
doesn't mean you marry them.
Okay.
Forget about Brad.
Look, Sam.
I think we should just rethink this whole pact thing.
I mean, Landon thinks it's a little ridiculous.
Landon thinks it's ridiculous?
Really?
Ridiculous like, I don't know,
getting engaged after two months?
Look.
It doesn't matter if Landon doesn't get our pact, okay?
We do.
We agreed, Jess, to never break promises to each other.
I know, but don't you think it's kind of one of those things
you just say but you don't really mean?
Like I don't know, we're always saying we're going to volunteer.
Yeah.
And I am volunteering,
with Rita at the community centre tomorrow.
Yep.
Upholding my promise.
Wow Sam, that's amazing.
I'm really proud of you for doing that.
You know, a promise is a promise.
Yeah.
Okay, you're right.
All right, so maybe this date didn't go so well.
But I bet you the next one's going to be perfect.
Great.
The next guy just can't be anyone
from middle school, okay?
Deal.
All right, now let's go finish celebrating.
I'll slip a dramamine in your champagne.
Come on.
Let's go.
So I think you are going to have a great day here Sam.
There's wonderful people who volunteer...
Sam.
Come on.
It's going to be great.
These are our volunteers.
Hey everybody.
And we serve 65 guests so you'll be very busy.
There's your apron, there's your glove,
we will get you a tres chic hairnet.
Have fun, darling.
It'll be great.
Never uh, wore a trash bag before huh?
Can't say that I have.
Can I help you out with that?
No.
I am an expert.
- Teamwork. - I got it.
I think I can handle my own trash bag!
Team. Team bag.
Nope. Up through the top.
Okay.
And... there we go.
- Okay. I got it. - Ok.
Thanks.
I'm Colin.
I'm Samantha. Sam.
Sam, meet bread.
Bread, meet basket.
Got it.
Cool.
So.
Dui or breakup?
Huh?
Uh, people usually only volunteer here
if they are required by law or they are escaping something.
Um, I guess kind of a breakup,
but I don't really want to talk about it.
Oh. Yeah, no.
I totally get it.
I mean, she's totally being impossible.
Oh, she.
I'm the only one who's ever protected her.
You know?
Ever since her mom died, I'm the one looking out for her.
And now you know,
we're basically not even in each other's lives at all.
And when we are in each other's lives,
Landon is there.
Just lurking in the shadows, making everything UN-fun.
Uhh...
How long have the two of you been together?
Uh, since we were like, five?
Wow.
We're best friends.
Oh!
Yeah, got it.
- Sam? - Mm-hmm?
You're a natural when it comes to bread.
Oh, thank you.
Therefore you are on bread detail.
Ooh.
This is your weapon.
Ooh.
There are many like it, but this one is yours.
Wicked.
Honey, I'm home.
Day one of my commitment.
Wow.
Green looks good on you.
Right?
Look what I brought.
Both: I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy.
Asking him to love her.
I'm just going to shower off this bean juice
and then we can totally watch.
Hey Sam.
Oh.
Landon's here.
Babe.
I thought we were going to watch Rambo.
I mean, I still can't believe you haven't seen it.
I think it's a classic
and that Stallone should've won the Oscar.
Um, I actually was hoping for some girl time tonight.
You know, you really wanted
to set up that dating profile for me,
and I think we can all agree
that Julia would be a much better inspiration.
Okay... but...
We can watch both.
It'll be a double feature.
We'll work on Sam's profiles,
it'll be good to have a guy's opinion.
And then Sam can make her famous cheddar shake popcorn.
Jess, I don't know if I want a dude here
while I'm trying to do something that's very intimate.
Okay. I really want us all to hang out together, okay?
Hand me the DVDs, I'm going to do a blind pick,
we'll figure out which one to watch first.
DVDs?
Who has a DVD player?
I was just going to rent it online.
We are totally watching Julia.
You know it's Vermont. We can watch Rambo tomorrow.
Tomorrow.
All right.
Excuse me. This is my favorite spot.
Can you just move?
Wait, wait. Agh!
You know this is my favorite pillow.
Okay, um.
I'm sorry, but I just don't need,
like, a million people in my way.
It's very sweaty over here. You're kind of sweaty.
This is my...
Oh my god, honey, are you okay?
Oh, my god.
Eyes closed, eyes closed.
Okay open.
Okay, what's the surprise.
Why are we at my old school,
and why are you carrying my guitar case?
Don't kill me but I told Brad
that you could teach the music class.
No Landon, I can't do that.
Yes, you can do it.
It's only temporary and you're going to be great.
Now you better hurry inside
because a classroom full of kids needs supervision.
Up, up, up, up, up, up, up.
I love you.
You're going to be great.
Class, as promised, this is the new teacher today.
This is miss jessamine, okay?
Thank you.
Hi!
I'm jessamine.
What are your names?
Um, do you guys like songs?
A song?
No? Okay.
Um, I'm kind of terrified to play in front of people,
but you're not really full people yet, so...
Here goes.
Samantha, you're just in time.
Okay. Miss Peterson.
You will sign this page right here.
Okay.
And then again here.
Mr. Hopper.
You will sign right here.
Oh.
Okay.
If you would notarize this, Samantha.
Good. And that completes the sale.
It's a pleasure doing business with you.
Wonderful.
I'll show you both out.
I knew it.
How can you be so blind to this?
Landon said that's not what they're doing,
and I believe him.
But I saw his boss at the bank with a farmer
and a bill of sale.
Well there must be some other explanation.
I can't believe you.
Well, I can't believe you.
He's my fiancé.
Can you please lay off?
So is this girl a dime?
Like a 10?
Two fives?
Ten ones?
Half a twenty?
Oh, she's much more than a dime Dave.
Landon's bringing someone for you to meet, okay?
He's really trying.
Can you please try for me, Sam?
Yeah, of course.
I mean I want to get married just as badly as you do.
Hey.
Oh, an 11.
Sure.
Dumbbell Dave, seriously?
Jess, I said no one else that we know.
You said no one else we know from middle school.
Dumbbell Dave transferred over
sophomore year of high school, remember?
What, are you backing out?
Definitely not.
Oh, he just started working for Landon.
Great, a double whammy.
I'm so pumped for this.
Let's get ready to rumble.
If you want me to show you how it's done,
I'm happy to help.
I'm kind of like an expert at this.
Baa.
Ooh, somebody's qigong is out of alignment today.
Jess is a metaphor for what's happening to maple in Vermont.
She's being corrupted.
Why don't you channel some of this energy into your writing?
Oh, I am.
My op ed is going to be scathing.
Ugh, I'm the only person seeing what's happening to Jess.
What is new with you lately?
Rita, this is about me, okay?
Jess is my best friend.
Well, I hear you've been on a few dates lately.
Any new beaus?
Rita, 1943 wants its word back.
No one says Beau.
This is Vermont.
It's always a little bit 1943.
I mean, tomorrow afternoon
Jess set up a horseback riding date with rancher Steve, 007.
He sent you his license plate number?
What?
No, no Rita.
He's from...
Oh, don't you say New Hampshire.
Dog, please.
Not even Jess is that desperate.
Good.
I still don't want to go.
Oh honey, it'll be fine.
Ow.
You know, I would've put you on bread detail
without faking an injury.
Yeah, well, apparently horses go really fast
when you say "giddy up."
Another fake date?
Yeah, it's complicated.
I just, I feel like I can't give up now, you know?
Jess has to think that I'm making an effort, right?
Right?
Sure. Yeah.
Whatever you say.
That's what I said.
Okay. You're the boss.
Am I on bread?
Sam, I don't really get it.
That sounds like a lot of work.
Well yeah, it is a lot of work.
But I'm the only one looking out for Jess.
I've got to save her from this guy.
Well, if you need another date to suffer through,
I can set you up with my friend
who's an ultimate fighting champion.
Ouch.
I'm so excited to eat here.
We haven't had lunch at our spot together in like, forever.
It's just nice to have some alone time with you.
Ugh, oysters.
Don't get mad, okay?
Keep an open mind.
I actually have to go.
I'm teaching music class this afternoon.
But I set you up on four dates
with the best bachelors in Vermont.
What?
You'll really like them, okay?
- Hi. - Hey.
So good to see you. Okay, have fun.
Jess, you can't leave me with him.
He has a man bun!
Konnichiwa.
How are you?
I am not interested in dating at this time.
You know, I'm the type of person
that goes into something head first.
Good day my lady.
Prithee, what be thy type?
A little known fact,
Vermont actually does have a coast guard.
We monitor the international waters.
If I wanted to destroy an enemy ship,
that's something you could help me with?
I'm not a pirate, ma'am.
I'm looking for somebody that I can really connect with.
You know what, this whole vibe is just,
I'm just not really feeling it.
You have a great sense of humor.
♪ Sam like a very tasty, tasty ham. ♪
Is that a literal Cannon, or a metaphorical Cannon?
You and I could be one.
That's when I saw the dragon.
I was going to need a helm of plus 20 fire resist.
♪ The one that I want, just like you ♪
Hi yes,
we're going to have two orders of the pork ribs,
extra bacon please.
Meat is murder!
My loins are a fire for you.
How are you feeling about us?
Jump ship.
Jump ship right now.
Yes ma'am.
Just jump ship.
Game over.
Will I see you anon?
Ah-no.
Ah.
Great.
God that was weird.
♪ You gotta be ♪
♪ who you are ♪
♪ no matter what they say ♪
Good!
♪ Be who you are ♪
♪ no matter what they say ♪
That's great you guys.
Okay now everybody go grab some instruments and bring them back,
and we'll keep going.
Hey tita, I noticed you weren't singing.
Papa told me I'm no good at singing,
and that singing is silly.
Well, do you think singing is silly?
No.
I think you have a beautiful voice,
and I think it's really important to listen to yourself
and to do what you love.
No matter what they say?
No matter what anyone says.
Well, I love singing.
Well then let's sing!
How about you go get the biggest drum?
Jess, you're really good at this.
Aw. Thanks.
It's been fun.
Wanda decided not to return after maternity leave,
so there's a full-time position with your name on it.
I wish I could, but the farm is my full-time job.
Okay.
Bummed, but I understand.
I'll go break out the maracas.
All right, you guys ready to jam?
Yeah!
♪ It's been a long winter ♪
♪ summer's much the same ♪
I can't take any more screaming.
Do you want to go home?
We could totally go.
Hey, can I get the cheque?
No, no, no, come on.
I want us all to hang out together.
We're going to find you a man, going to dance with my man
cheers to the hottest girls in the 802.
Oh, I'm not doing beer.
No, I don't drink beer.
What? You drink beer all the time.
Not when there's whiskey.
Come on Sam, come dance with us.
No, that's okay.
You guys go.
Whiskey, can I get a double?
Ooh, out of my head
♪ playing this game ♪
♪ cause you all like to do ♪
Can I get two more shots, please?
No buddy, I do not think so.
Mm-mm.
♪ And the cost of living ♪
♪ it's insane ♪
You guys, shots!
Thank you.
Ooh, sorry.
I totally thought you were drinking beer.
Oh, okay...
I said no.
I told you no!
Oh, oh, okay.
Sam, come pee with me.
Okay.
You've been rejecting every cute guy.
I feel like you're not even trying to meet someone.
What do you mean?
I have been on so many dates, okay?
It's not my fault they've all been duds.
You haven't been on a single second date.
That is not true, okay?
I have a second date this week with a horseback riding guy.
Giddy-up.
Look, Jess.
Give me more time, Jess.
Okay? I just need a little bit more time.
Well there's no more time, Sam.
Landon found us a place.
What?
Look, we need to talk about giving our 30-day notice.
Oh, that happened all of a sudden.
Sam, we're engaged.
Well, so be engaged then, okay?
Just, it doesn't need to be so rushed.
I'm not rushing.
I'm just thinking about wedding dates and...
You can't set a date.
We have a pact, remember?
I haven't forgotten, but I'd like to.
Well, you know what?
You can't move out, okay?
I'm sure I will meet someone great,
and then it will be great,
and then we can figure out the 30-day notice.
Yo, when's your place available?
It's not!
Yes it is.
Out.
Tequila, no lime.
Enough of this bluegrass!
I'll show them real music.
Coming through.
What is she doing?
That's enough!
Enough! Enough.
Give me a beat, drummer.
♪ Won't say hi to buddy ♪
♪ now she's a duddy I don't understand ♪
♪ when the waters got so muddy ♪
♪ it's not funny ♪
♪ have a friend always there not be there ♪
♪ who cares? ♪
♪ Out-of-staters beware ♪
♪ I'm coming for you ♪
♪ mother truckers get scared ♪
♪ go back to Connecticut! ♪
Woah!
Oh boy.
You know, I'm trying to be supportive,
but this pact is becoming ridiculous.
Hey come on, it's important to her.
Look, this whole thing is really hard,
but I made a promise and I can't break a promise.
Didn't it happen a long time ago?
Like when you were 12 or something?
So what, in 17 years this isn't going to hold up?
I just wish she could be happy for you.
She's just being protective.
She doesn't trust you with the whole Peterson thing.
You know?
There's no reason not to trust you, right?
I do want to make sure everything's clear
between us and there's a conversation
that I've been wanting to have.
Alright.
Okay. If I don't look at it, I won't feel sick.
Hey, hey, hey.
Woah, stop spinning.
Rough night?
They're moving in together.
What?
Who's moving in together?
Oh my god, I gotta do something.
I gotta do something.
What do you got to do?
Ugh, 30 days is like, tomorrow.
Okay. You lost me.
I have to figure something out.
I am just going to let you talk out loud
to yourself and clearly not to me.
You know what I could do?
You know what I...
Hey wait!
What if I create the worst breakup of all time,
and I'm so beyond destroyed that Jess can't leave?
Oh my god, I'll invent the perfect relationship
and then have it blow up and she won't be able to move out.
You can play him.
You can play my imaginary boyfriend.
Imaginary, huh?
Yeah!
Come get your t-shirts for tomorrow's rally everybody.
And the local sap rally.
Hello, perfect.
I mean I'll be there interviewing
for my article anyway, and everyone will be there.
So you can come as my big imaginary date.
You can meet Jess, you can meet everybody.
Nah, I don't really want to get involved.
Why not?
But I get it.
Change is hard.
You know what Colin? You don't get it, okay?
I don't need you.
I can handle this on my own.
Jess?
I think I just met my soul mate.
Oh yeah!
♪ Oh, yeah man. ♪
♪ One, two, three, four! ♪
Yeah!
Thank you.
The guys are good, aren't they?
Hey listen.
It's an honor for all of us to be here
with a bunch of local saps.
Supporting our Vermont pride, the maple industry.
So thanks a lot for fighting the good fight
and for not being afraid to stand up to the man.
Patrick?
This one is for Vermont maple.
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
I hear they won't let anyone on the property
who isn't an employee.
What do you think they're hiding?
Well they actually lured me into a meeting,
and then they strong armed me into a conference room
and tried to bully me into selling my farm.
Well an inside source told me that Peterson maple
has a policy against buying family farms.
We don't want flatlander money.
We want our traditions.
Jess, stop scaring away my interviewees.
Sam, you're not being impartial.
You're just egging on negativity.
I'm just trying to uncover the truth.
Wow Jess.
You really have changed your perspective.
Yeah, you really have, hon.
I'm just trying to encourage
Sam to write the most inclusive article.
Really?
Doesn't seem like it.
Agreed.
Hey.
Hey. I really wish you were here.
I've been trying hard to advocate on your behalf,
but people here really need to see your face
and hear that you actually care about the community.
Of course I do.
I'm sorry babe.
I'm just, I'm swamped here.
I'll make it up to you, okay?
I promise.
Okay.
All right, love you.
Talk to you later.
Mrs. Peterson, can I speak with you for a minute?
One minute.
I've been thinking about our strategy.
And it was never to buy up single family farms.
It was to benefit everyone and create international demand.
We are benefiting everyone.
These old farms are falling down.
We're giving these people more money
than they've seen in their entire life.
These falling down farms are the brand.
They're the exact brand that we're trying to bring to market.
Landon, look.
You have a good heart, okay?
But this is business.
If they are selling, we are buying.
End of discussion.
But...
Hey.
Sam was just telling us about her hunk-a hunk-a burnin' love.
Mm-hmm.
I knew you two would hit it off.
Sounds like a cool dude.
I think it's so cool that you met volunteering.
Yeah, right?
I mean he's there basically every day
because his parents own the place.
You guys, they are such good people.
I mean like instant family.
He has such a big heart.
Well I'm really excited for you, Sam.
Thanks, yeah.
He's um, he's also a pilot,
and he could take us all for like a weekend getaway, right?
Well we need to meet him asap!
I know you guys, I'm so bummed.
He couldn't make it here today.
He flew to Boston for this like,
really big super important meeting.
There's my heart.
Oh my god, baby.
Yeah.
Hi, your flight got cancelled, wow.
Yep.
Pilot got the flu.
Oh.
Well, he means his co-pilot.
Goofball.
Can't fly without him.
Thanks for showing up to support.
You know, honeybuns, there is a perfect spot to put that sign,
um, right over there.
So um...
- Nice to meet you. - Come on.
Did you tell them I'm a flight attendant?
A pilot.
Flight attendant?
Yeah. Cause that's the crazy story.
Lookit, Colin, I am so glad that you're here.
Me too.
We need to stage this breakup asap.
We just started dating.
Yeah well, it's already over.
Come on-
yeah!
Hey.
Ahhh!
I can't believe you just said that.
That is such a sexist comment.
You know what?
Both men and women can both be winners in my book.
I cannot date someone who thinks like that.
Yep. You're right babe.
I don't believe in winners and losers.
I believe that everybody is equal in my book.
Crowd: Aww.
Your book and your schedule.
Everything's always about you!
Yep.
My book, my schedule.
The only thing it says in them is Samantha.
Crowd: Aww!
You're not listening to me.
You never listen!
This is not what we talked about
in the corn maze.
Sorry babe. I wasn't listening.
I was composing a poem for you in my head.
Crowd: Aww!
Haiku.
What?
Come here!
That was good.
Ooop!
Did you hurt yourself?
I like him better than Samantha. Sometimes.
Ugh.
Colin. What are you doing?
I don't want to break up.
This is serious, okay?
I'm trying to save Jess and you're screwing it up.
I'm screwing it up?
What is that supposed to mean?
Look at what this is doing to you.
I mean, is this really who you are?
You know what?
You are not being a very good friend right now.
Wow. Okay.
I think you need to look up the definition of the word "friend"!
Colin, just leave me alone okay?
I never should've done community service!
What?
Ah!
No! No! No!
Get out of here!
It all looks the same.
My mother always warned me don't go into a corn maze
with a girl you don't know.
Ugh.
Come on!
That way!
Argh!
Take that Peterson!
I printed out enough copies
to send to every paper in the state.
I will also need stamps and envelopes please.
That's some title.
Yeah, well sometimes you have to burn the trash, rusty.
So I guess this is our 30 days' notice.
I'm sorry I didn't give you more of a heads up.
Just, you know, with Sam...
Oh, I know.
Poor Samantha.
What is she going to do?
I don't know.
It's really stressing me out.
Rita: I know.
She's having a hard time right now.
Jess: Yeah.
I don't know if she's the marrying kind.
She's so unhappy.
But I have to tell her I gave you notice.
I can't lie.
Hang in there.
It'll all come out in the wash.
Colin broke up with me!
What?
What happened?
He got back together with his ex,
a flight attendant.
Apparently they weren't even officially broken up.
Why does it hurt this much?
I'm so so sorry.
Okay here, I'll clear my whole day, okay.
We can watch a Julia movie and shoot the potato Cannon.
Yeah.
Having some alone time with you actually sounds really nice.
Okay love.
Woah.
That's crazy.
That was amazing.
Nice one.
That was exactly what I needed.
I know.
Since when did life get so stressful?
Hmm, well, I mean, I can think of a catalyst or two.
You know what, Sam?
All I want to do is tell you what I'm going through
and what I'm thinking, and I feel like I can't.
I finally find the guy of my dreams
and my best friend hates him.
Well, maybe that means he's just not the guy of your dreams.
See? I can't talk to you.
You're so closed-minded about him.
I miss my best friend.
Well, I miss my best friend too.
Ready, ready, ready?
Happy engagement!
Let's get drunk.
Ah, thank you, sir.
So, if we could all gather around,
I would love to make a toast to my beautiful bride-to-be.
I cannot wait to spend the rest of my life with you.
- I love you. - Aww, I love you.
Yeah!
- We love you. - Cheers.
Landon: For the honeymoon, I'd love to get her over to nantucket..
Rita: Woah.
Suzy: I'm sure she'd love that too.
I'm going to work these off later with a little goat yoga
if you want to come with.
Uh, I'm actually allergic to goats.
So no, thank you.
Oh. That's a shame.
Hey congrats.
Congrats on the big news.
Come on, how much you guys pull in?
Half a mil?
Two quarters?
Four eights?
Five hundos?
I heard yours was our biggest farm sale yet.
What?
You bought Jess's family farm?
You syrup usurper!
Woah, woah, woah.
Why would you do that? Why would you do that?
Jess!
I didn't know, I swear.
You told me that your company wasn't buying family farms.
Please, let me try to explain.
Let you explain?
That is the one line that every liar says in every movie.
I have been defending Peterson maple to the entire community.
Listen. I was trying to make it better.
If you really loved her, you wouldn't lie.
Sam, stop hating on him.
You've been attacking him since the beginning.
This doesn't involve you.
Of course it involves me, okay?
I'm protecting you like I always have.
I don't need you to protect me.
Fine, fine.
Then enjoy your life with liar liar pants on fire
and his evil corporation.
Come on Sam.
This can't be, this can't be happening.
I was just upholding a pact like any good friend.
Well I've been doing nothing but fight for the stupid pact
because I'm a good friend!
Ugh.
Ugh!!!
Sam's right.
I shouldn't have fallen for somebody that I barely know.
If I can't trust you, I can't be your family.
No.
And I don't think I can be your family anymore either!
Okay. Can we stop with the slamming?
- No! - No!
Why couldn't you just let me be in love?
You're supposed to have my back.
Yeah, we are supposed to have each other's backs.
Just cause you need some guy to be happy doesn't mean I do.
Okay. You girls have nothing but each other's backs.
So guess what? I'm leaving.
You know, marry whoever you want.
I don't need you, Jess.
Well...
Well, I don't need you either!
Fairy tales say that everything works out
when you meet the guy of your dreams, but it doesn't!
Argh!!!!!
Ooh. Careful.
Because the prince is really the villain
and your best friend shattered your glass slipper.
Argh!!!
I'm going to be plenty warm this winter.
Hello Samantha.
What?
Just want to let you know your mailbox is overflowing.
Oh.
Okay, some good news.
Hello?
What?
What happened?
Stop staring at me.
Dad.
I was so worried about you.
You had a really bad fall.
We have to take this seriously.
I'm going to be fine. Don't worry.
Okay.
We'll get through this together.
You just sounded exactly like your mother.
I love you sweetheart.
I love you too, dad.
You're the only family I have left.
Where's Sam?
We're not speaking.
Where's that nice fiancé of yours?
Also not speaking.
Are you not talking to Landon because of the farm?
I wish I'd been the one to tell you first.
We've been going under for years.
When they came to me with an offer,
I was more than happy to take it.
I have had my eye on a lakefront assisted living facility.
I already put my name in for the cribbage tournament.
Dad.
Honey.
You have been taking care of me and the farm forever.
I want you to feel free to choose your life.
Speaking of which.
How's that music class of yours?
It's actually going really well.
I really like teaching them.
Excuse me, this is private property.
Rita, it's me.
Sam?
Honey, I thought you were a homeless person.
What's the matter?
Everything's the matter.
Everyone hated my article, I lost my best friend,
and I am homeless.
Honey, let's go get some cheddar soup.
Come on.
I can't believe Jess didn't appreciate
everything that I did for her.
Are you sure what you did was for her?
I was really happy how everything was.
I guess, I never really tried to meet anyone
'cause Jess was just filling that space.
And now I am alone.
Who wants to date a girl who's friendless and homeless?
Hopefully somebody.
Honey, you are a rare bird.
It's going to take a special guy to keep up with you.
And when you meet him you will hear church bells.
That's not a thing.
No one hears church bells.
In the meantime what's wrong with a little alone time?
In order to be able to fly with someone else
you have to be able to fly on your own first, right?
Which brings me to your article.
Honey, that was more of a hate note than an op ed.
That's not the Sam I know.
How about a rewrite with a little less rage
and a little more heart, hmm?
♪ Old MacDonald had a farm ♪
♪ ee I ee I oh ♪
♪ and on that farm he... ♪
Nobody?
Hi you guys!
Hi you guys, I missed you.
Hey, if that full time position's still available
I'll take it.
Definitely.
Okay you guys, let's get in a circle.
Circle time.
Okay ready?
♪ Going through the jungle ♪
♪ what do we see? ♪
Sam: Change is hard.
But it is inevitable, as all vermonters know.
I look outside to see a maple tree standing full of pride
and endurance.
A maple tree holds strong through all four seasons.
Well, five if you count mud season.
It can withstand because it has found a perfect balance
between changing to adapt and maintaining strong roots.
Miss Peterson.
I think you need to read this.
Sam: Like a maple tree,
vermonters need to evolve with the maple sugaring industry,
accepting each new season as it comes
and making room for Peterson maple.
At the same time,
Peterson maple should respect
and build off the strength of our Vermont roots.
Crowd: Aww!
Hi.
Hey.
He is wearing a flannel. Really great.
I am so proud of you, hey?
Thank you.
Nice sign, Kayla.
Hey Harry, how are you?
Okay everybody, let's quiet down.
Thank you all for coming out today.
I could not be prouder of this unique community
we have here in Vermont.
Now this community has very strong values.
They take great pride
in the beauty of the state and its traditions,
and they also take great pride
in the inclusiveness of everybody's opinion.
So we've heard some great points from the community today
and from the mayor.
So it's time to hand over the floor to Peterson maple.
Hello vermonters.
Thank you for the floor.
Um, hmm.
I had uh...
I had planned what I was going to say but forget it.
I, um, I've been here just a couple months,
and it just took me a few minutes to see how
special this place was.
To understand that vermonters have each other's backs.
And along the way I learned a lot about myself,
about corporate responsibility,
and I learned about just doing the right thing.
So we here at Peterson maple are going to have your backs.
We're going to do the right thing.
We don't want to tear down what you've built,
we want to add to it.
So from this point forward,
we will only tap unused maple trees.
And furthermore, and most importantly,
we will no longer purchase family farms.
As an added assurance,
Peterson maple has agreed to the proposed label
which clarifies where our syrup is being made.
We will no longer use the picture of a sugar shack
in our branding.
Permission to enter enemy territory?
Sure.
Two cappuccinos.
Oh.
Thanks Sam.
So, um...
I'm here today because I am redefining
my definition of being a good friend.
Hmm.
What you said at the meeting earlier today was commendable.
Oh.
I didn't know they had purchased her farm,
but I should've done more to stop it.
I misjudged you.
Look.
Jess has always kind of been, um,
she's kind of like my person.
And I'm not close with my parents.
To be honest, I'm not really close with most people.
Mm.
It felt like you had just taken her away from me.
And I realize now that just because things change
doesn't mean that they end.
You are a pretty tough act to follow.
All Jess talks about is how great you are.
And it's hard because I want to be her perfect person,
but you already are.
I mean you guys are already married on Facebook.
There's room for Jess
to have a love of her life and a best friend.
Mm-hmm.
I can let you be the best friend.
Oh, um...
What's this?
Thank you.
Well, asking Jess's dad for his blessing was customary.
But now I realize who I really should've asked.
So Sam, I would like to ask permission
to take your best friend's hand in marriage.
Permission granted.
Cheers.
- Mm! - What do you think?
Cappuccino's not as bad as I thought.
It grows on you, right?
Kinda does, yeah.
Hi.
Packing up the farm, huh?
Yeah.
Saw your article.
Did you like it?
I loved it, Sam.
Good.
Because so did the Vermont times.
I have an interview with them next week.
For a job with a desk?
For a job with a desk.
Yeah.
How's, um, how's your dad doing?
He's doing better.
Well, that's good.
A lot of boxes.
A lot of memories in this kitchen.
Yeah.
Speaking of memories,
um, do you remember that summer
we went swimming at red rocks
and we hiked up the 40-foot cliff?
Well, when we got to the top,
you all tried so hard to get me to jump.
You were coaching me, bribing me,
I think someone even offered to hold my hand.
Anyway, you all jumped and I didn't.
And I remember just being so incredibly mad at you
for leaving me all alone up there.
You know, I had to scoot back down
all the way in Harry's super ugly tevas.
Anyway, I'm telling you this
because that's just sort of been my life, you know?
Me not jumping and being mad at everyone else because they did.
God. We're turning 30 this year,
and I guess part of me just still feels all alone,
stuck on the top of red rocks in really ugly tevas.
Jess, I just want you to know
that I'm really sorry for everything.
I'm really sorry too.
Now.
For my first duty as maid of honor...
Ta-ta-ta-ta!
Huh? Huh?
Woah!
First off, no-go on the dress.
Where did you even get that thing?
It's cute.
And secondly, no-go on the groom.
We haven't spoken.
Okay look.
I have to show you something.
And furthermore, and most importantly,
we will no longer purchase family farms.
He's a good one, Jess.
And I'm sorry it took me so long to see it.
I really love him, and I really love you too, Sam.
I know you do.
Which is why we're going to go get us a groom!
Thanks for the ride constable johnston.
There's no law when it comes to love.
Next stop, Peterson maple.
I think you need one final touch.
Ta-ta-ta-ta!
You are officially banned from the thrift store.
Okay come here, hold still.
I love doing that.
Oh, my gosh.
Okay, he doesn't know we're here yet.
Hi Mrs. Peterson!
Good to see you.
Perfect timing, he's heading this way now.
Okay.
Are you ready?
Go get 'em.
Oh!
24th and then by the 25th
give me a second.
I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I got caught up in the pact and everything got crazy.
No one can ever replace Sam
but no one can ever replace you either.
You make me really happy, Landon.
You put this ring back on my finger,
I promise I'll never take it off.
Come here.
I love you maple nut.
By the power vested in me,
I now pronounce you husband and wife.
You may kiss the bride.
Guess what you guys?
Colin and I are going to start our own community centre.
We're moving to Maine!
But we have a pact!
And we promise to always live in the same town.
Always and forever.
Sam!