1 00:00:14,049 --> 00:00:19,049 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull 2 00:00:55,823 --> 00:00:57,424 Bravo! Encore! 3 00:01:00,494 --> 00:01:02,030 Oh hey. See you next summer? 4 00:01:02,062 --> 00:01:03,965 Wouldn't miss it. 5 00:01:03,998 --> 00:01:05,299 Awesome. 6 00:01:07,602 --> 00:01:08,736 Thank you. 7 00:01:23,216 --> 00:01:24,852 That's it, that's everyone. 8 00:01:24,886 --> 00:01:27,487 This summer camp is done and done. 9 00:01:27,522 --> 00:01:29,958 - What times is it? - Party time! 10 00:05:06,741 --> 00:05:07,775 Bye. 11 00:05:11,411 --> 00:05:14,347 Oh, I have something for you. 12 00:05:14,381 --> 00:05:16,884 Okay, don't open it until you get to New York, though, okay? 13 00:05:17,919 --> 00:05:19,486 Okay. 14 00:05:19,520 --> 00:05:20,655 All right. 15 00:05:20,688 --> 00:05:25,092 I actually have something for you. 16 00:05:38,105 --> 00:05:40,641 I love it, thank you. 17 00:05:40,675 --> 00:05:43,711 You're welcome. 18 00:05:46,647 --> 00:05:48,216 All right. 19 00:05:48,249 --> 00:05:50,051 They loved meeting you. 20 00:05:50,084 --> 00:05:51,418 Yeah. 21 00:05:51,451 --> 00:05:54,522 My parents would have loved meeting you, too. 22 00:05:54,555 --> 00:05:57,792 Sage, honey, it's time to go! 23 00:06:02,830 --> 00:06:05,099 When will I see you again? 24 00:06:05,132 --> 00:06:07,367 I, I don't know. 25 00:06:07,400 --> 00:06:09,670 I'll call you when I can. 26 00:06:09,704 --> 00:06:12,073 It was so great to meet you, Anthony. 27 00:06:12,106 --> 00:06:13,373 We hope to see you soon. 28 00:06:13,406 --> 00:06:14,775 Have fun in the Big Apple! 29 00:06:21,414 --> 00:06:25,286 You're listening to WBCN: Sports Talk! 30 00:06:25,319 --> 00:06:29,190 with Phil and Eric, Pennsylvania's finest! 31 00:06:29,223 --> 00:06:30,524 How you doin', Phil? 32 00:06:30,558 --> 00:06:31,259 Good, how are you, Eric? 33 00:06:31,292 --> 00:06:32,459 I'm doing good. 34 00:06:32,492 --> 00:06:33,961 I just finished a steak and cheese. 35 00:06:33,995 --> 00:06:35,029 What are you doin'? 36 00:06:35,062 --> 00:06:37,298 On the air with you now. 37 00:06:37,331 --> 00:06:38,866 Phil, what'd you do last night? 38 00:06:38,900 --> 00:06:41,035 I watched the Phillies, they suck. 39 00:06:45,873 --> 00:06:48,009 Seriously, Mr. Perry, thanks. 40 00:06:48,042 --> 00:06:49,442 So what do you think, Tony? 41 00:06:49,476 --> 00:06:50,711 Is this the year? 42 00:06:50,745 --> 00:06:51,846 Could be. 43 00:06:51,879 --> 00:06:54,181 25 years, man. 44 00:06:54,215 --> 00:06:55,448 Yeah. 45 00:06:55,482 --> 00:06:58,352 Hopefully this is the year we'll get one. 46 00:06:58,386 --> 00:07:01,822 But anyway, I'll see you in school, Daphne? 47 00:07:01,856 --> 00:07:04,225 Okay, bye. 48 00:07:04,258 --> 00:07:07,161 - All right, take it easy. - Thanks again. 49 00:07:12,199 --> 00:07:13,901 Hey, Tony. 50 00:07:13,935 --> 00:07:17,405 I hope you're back home safe in Manhattan. 51 00:07:17,437 --> 00:07:20,408 So, plant these seeds in a special place 52 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:23,077 and I'll do the same. 53 00:07:23,110 --> 00:07:26,347 I know that we can't be together right now, but... 54 00:07:26,380 --> 00:07:30,184 it makes me smile it know that our flowers 55 00:07:30,217 --> 00:07:32,386 are growing under the same sun. 56 00:07:33,721 --> 00:07:36,757 I will never forget this summer, 57 00:07:36,791 --> 00:07:39,126 and the love that we shared. 58 00:07:40,361 --> 00:07:41,595 Sage. 59 00:07:41,629 --> 00:07:43,230 Good luck this season, Tony! 60 00:07:43,264 --> 00:07:44,365 Thanks, Jessica. 61 00:08:15,663 --> 00:08:17,999 We've got little kids that are having 62 00:08:18,032 --> 00:08:20,234 deadly seizures and cancer patients 63 00:08:20,267 --> 00:08:23,738 who can't get any relief and we're the only ones 64 00:08:23,771 --> 00:08:25,139 that can get them this stuff. 65 00:08:25,172 --> 00:08:27,375 You guys are ridiculous. 66 00:08:27,408 --> 00:08:30,244 Honey, this is important work we're doing here. 67 00:08:30,277 --> 00:08:32,446 Okay, let's not act like we're diving down the road 68 00:08:32,480 --> 00:08:35,116 passing out medicine to every cancer patient we pass. 69 00:08:35,149 --> 00:08:37,351 - Which reminds me. - Hmm? 70 00:08:37,385 --> 00:08:38,919 I think it's time we pick our next spot. 71 00:08:38,953 --> 00:08:39,987 Yes! 72 00:08:40,021 --> 00:08:41,756 - Oh, come on. - Woo! 73 00:08:41,789 --> 00:08:43,157 No. 74 00:08:43,190 --> 00:08:45,593 Okay, you guys are seriously embarrassing yourselves. 75 00:08:47,261 --> 00:08:48,429 Okay, all right. 76 00:08:48,462 --> 00:08:49,530 You know, dressing it up doesn't make 77 00:08:49,563 --> 00:08:50,664 me wanna do this any more, right? 78 00:08:50,698 --> 00:08:51,799 Oh come on. 79 00:08:51,832 --> 00:08:53,134 - Pick a good one. - Okay. 80 00:08:53,167 --> 00:08:55,002 But if I get, like, Wyoming, I'm not going. 81 00:08:55,036 --> 00:08:56,237 Just do it. 82 00:09:01,609 --> 00:09:03,277 - Yes! - Tennessee, yee haw! 83 00:09:05,146 --> 00:09:07,114 - Haha, that's awesome. - I need some new boots. 84 00:09:07,148 --> 00:09:08,649 - Yay. - I hate country music. 85 00:09:11,752 --> 00:09:14,055 - Hello? - In here. 86 00:09:14,088 --> 00:09:16,257 Kev, you home? 87 00:09:16,290 --> 00:09:18,092 What's up, man? 88 00:09:18,125 --> 00:09:19,693 - Oh, bro! - It's good to see you. 89 00:09:19,727 --> 00:09:22,563 - Welcome back! - Thank you, thank you. 90 00:09:23,764 --> 00:09:25,833 You should have seen me up there, man. 91 00:09:25,866 --> 00:09:28,469 I was in my element, full on. 92 00:09:28,503 --> 00:09:30,871 Oh, it was such a dream. 93 00:09:30,905 --> 00:09:33,674 I got to learn from some of the best in the country, like, 94 00:09:33,707 --> 00:09:35,943 Broadway dance coaches. 95 00:09:35,976 --> 00:09:37,445 I'm happy for you, bro. 96 00:09:39,313 --> 00:09:42,416 Hey, have you... have you talked to coach? 97 00:09:42,450 --> 00:09:43,751 He's on his way here now. 98 00:09:43,784 --> 00:09:45,753 He knows you're back today. 99 00:09:45,786 --> 00:09:47,888 What are you gonna tell him? 100 00:09:47,922 --> 00:09:49,023 What do you mean? 101 00:09:49,056 --> 00:09:52,126 Bro, he's gonna find out. 102 00:09:52,159 --> 00:09:53,260 Hey. 103 00:09:53,294 --> 00:09:55,129 There he is, my star kicker. 104 00:09:55,162 --> 00:09:56,230 Hey. 105 00:09:56,263 --> 00:09:57,364 Hey, man. 106 00:09:57,398 --> 00:09:58,466 How was camp? 107 00:09:58,499 --> 00:09:59,534 Good. 108 00:09:59,568 --> 00:10:00,701 Great. 109 00:10:00,734 --> 00:10:02,136 Great, a lot of talent down there. 110 00:10:02,169 --> 00:10:04,004 Good, hey, you know, that's what those camps are for. 111 00:10:04,038 --> 00:10:05,706 You never wanna get too comfortable. 112 00:10:05,739 --> 00:10:08,309 I ever tell you about Matt Heely, class of '92? 113 00:10:08,342 --> 00:10:10,177 Kevin, you remember him? 114 00:10:10,211 --> 00:10:13,347 Yeah, guy had a foot just like yours, Tony. 115 00:10:13,380 --> 00:10:14,448 Tony, listen. 116 00:10:14,482 --> 00:10:15,783 This guy was lights out. 117 00:10:15,816 --> 00:10:17,985 I'm talking All American, full ride to Alabama, 118 00:10:18,018 --> 00:10:19,588 destined to go pro. 119 00:10:19,620 --> 00:10:21,822 Wound up tearing his MCL days before the Homecoming game. 120 00:10:21,856 --> 00:10:23,023 Boom. 121 00:10:23,057 --> 00:10:24,458 Just like that, his career was over. 122 00:10:24,492 --> 00:10:27,795 However, had he committed to the camp, 123 00:10:27,828 --> 00:10:31,065 could've came back here with some new fancy moves like you. 124 00:10:31,098 --> 00:10:34,768 Came home with some new moves, all right. 125 00:10:34,802 --> 00:10:36,770 Hey, Tony? 126 00:10:36,804 --> 00:10:38,639 Homecoming or bust. 127 00:10:44,211 --> 00:10:46,213 You had a good summer, huh? 128 00:10:46,247 --> 00:10:48,048 I did, yeah. 129 00:10:48,082 --> 00:10:49,917 I realize that you've never 130 00:10:49,950 --> 00:10:51,553 introduced us to a boy before. 131 00:10:51,586 --> 00:10:53,053 Is it serious? 132 00:10:53,087 --> 00:10:55,022 I can never take boys seriously. 133 00:10:55,055 --> 00:10:56,824 - Why? - It's pointless to try. 134 00:10:56,857 --> 00:10:58,192 Why? 135 00:10:58,225 --> 00:11:00,828 Because the minute I do, we just pick up and leave. 136 00:11:02,863 --> 00:11:06,233 Hey, um... can I have a cell phone? 137 00:11:06,267 --> 00:11:07,569 You know we can't have those. 138 00:11:07,602 --> 00:11:10,037 Sage, you love seeing new places 139 00:11:10,070 --> 00:11:11,872 and having new experiences. 140 00:11:11,906 --> 00:11:15,209 Yeah, I do, but like, I just wanna try 141 00:11:15,242 --> 00:11:17,411 to stay in one place for once. 142 00:11:17,444 --> 00:11:19,213 Try what it feels like to be... 143 00:11:20,381 --> 00:11:21,749 I'm gonna say it. 144 00:11:21,782 --> 00:11:22,917 No. 145 00:11:22,950 --> 00:11:24,251 Honey no, don't you dare. 146 00:11:24,285 --> 00:11:25,920 Normal! 147 00:11:25,953 --> 00:11:28,022 Normalcy breeds complacency. 148 00:11:28,055 --> 00:11:30,659 You are an individual, my child. 149 00:11:30,691 --> 00:11:33,227 Go out and make your mark on this world! 150 00:12:09,496 --> 00:12:12,534 Okay, but I still wanna go to like, a real school. 151 00:12:12,567 --> 00:12:15,503 Have, you know, non-adult friends. 152 00:12:15,537 --> 00:12:17,104 I'm tried of being stuck in this Airstream 153 00:12:17,137 --> 00:12:19,173 with you... dancing weirdos. 154 00:12:55,744 --> 00:12:56,844 I still want to be normal. 155 00:13:00,214 --> 00:13:01,315 Hi. 156 00:13:01,348 --> 00:13:03,083 - Hi. - Um, could I use your phone? 157 00:13:07,288 --> 00:13:10,291 Hey it's Tony, sorry, leave a message. 158 00:13:10,324 --> 00:13:12,326 Hey, it's Sage. 159 00:13:12,359 --> 00:13:16,263 We just stopped for gas so I thought I'd try you... 160 00:13:16,297 --> 00:13:19,233 We are somewhere in Delaware, I think. 161 00:13:19,266 --> 00:13:21,001 We're going to a town near Nashville. 162 00:13:25,707 --> 00:13:27,841 Well, I hope city life is treating you okay. 163 00:13:29,009 --> 00:13:30,477 I'll call you when I can. 164 00:13:41,690 --> 00:13:43,558 Hi, we're here with Tony Michaels 165 00:13:43,591 --> 00:13:44,825 and Dexter Sharpless, 166 00:13:44,858 --> 00:13:47,861 seniors and captains of the Mount Abe Eagles. 167 00:13:47,895 --> 00:13:50,632 Now tonight marks the start of a new season. 168 00:13:50,665 --> 00:13:52,099 How you feelin', fellas? 169 00:13:52,132 --> 00:13:53,568 Feeling good, I'm looking forward to it. 170 00:13:53,601 --> 00:13:55,235 What do you say, Dex? You think we're gonna win? 171 00:13:55,269 --> 00:13:56,470 Hell yes! 172 00:13:56,504 --> 00:13:57,871 Meet Tony Michaels 173 00:13:57,905 --> 00:13:59,306 star kicker of the Eagles 174 00:13:59,340 --> 00:14:01,743 and the key to victory at this year's Homecoming game. 175 00:14:01,776 --> 00:14:04,579 Thanks to Coach T's "Golden Foot" offense. 176 00:14:04,612 --> 00:14:06,347 Nice job, Anderson, good job. 177 00:14:06,380 --> 00:14:07,649 All right, Tony. 178 00:14:07,682 --> 00:14:08,783 Let's see how that foot fared this summer. 179 00:14:08,817 --> 00:14:11,553 Special teams, let's go! 180 00:14:11,586 --> 00:14:14,388 Come on, Coach, it's only first down! 181 00:14:14,421 --> 00:14:16,524 Are they gonna finally win the big game? 182 00:14:16,558 --> 00:14:18,859 - Their kicker is a legend! - Yeah! 183 00:14:18,892 --> 00:14:20,762 A legend among people! 184 00:14:20,795 --> 00:14:22,963 He trains at the temple. 185 00:14:22,996 --> 00:14:26,066 All the Eagles gotta do is get the ball to the 50... 186 00:14:27,901 --> 00:14:31,238 and it's a guaranteed three points! 187 00:14:31,271 --> 00:14:34,241 Tony Michaels never misses. 188 00:14:34,274 --> 00:14:37,111 Which is great, because that's all they really got! 189 00:14:37,144 --> 00:14:41,048 This team is pretty lousy. 190 00:14:41,081 --> 00:14:42,784 Hell yeah, Tony. 191 00:14:42,817 --> 00:14:44,284 What a legend, huh? 192 00:14:44,318 --> 00:14:45,986 Bite me, Greg. 193 00:14:46,019 --> 00:14:49,524 Meet Cody Humphreys, quarterback for the Eagles. 194 00:14:49,557 --> 00:14:51,392 He's been pretty much a benchwarmer 195 00:14:51,425 --> 00:14:53,795 since Tony took center stage. 196 00:14:53,828 --> 00:14:55,730 It's honestly very sad when your whole team 197 00:14:55,764 --> 00:14:57,665 is dependent on your kicker. 198 00:14:57,699 --> 00:15:00,000 They never throw the ball 199 00:15:00,033 --> 00:15:01,736 and I can see why. 200 00:15:03,237 --> 00:15:05,439 Ugh, dammit! 201 00:15:05,472 --> 00:15:07,441 This guy couldn't hit the broadside 202 00:15:07,474 --> 00:15:08,810 of a barn if he tried. 203 00:15:08,843 --> 00:15:10,310 Is he going to the NFL? 204 00:15:10,344 --> 00:15:11,546 Why are you asking me that? 205 00:15:11,579 --> 00:15:12,946 You know the answer is no. 206 00:15:14,448 --> 00:15:15,517 Yeah, we're ready to go. 207 00:15:15,550 --> 00:15:16,950 And I, like 208 00:15:16,984 --> 00:15:19,086 all of us, will certainly be rooting for you tonight. 209 00:15:19,119 --> 00:15:20,320 Thanks. 210 00:15:20,354 --> 00:15:22,624 And, cut. 211 00:15:22,657 --> 00:15:24,626 Okay, we got it. All right? 212 00:15:26,160 --> 00:15:27,595 25 years. 213 00:15:28,763 --> 00:15:30,931 Don't let us down. 214 00:15:40,441 --> 00:15:45,713 It's an injection problem. 215 00:15:45,747 --> 00:15:48,282 Yep, that's what I thought. 216 00:15:48,315 --> 00:15:50,150 How long's it gonna take? 217 00:15:50,184 --> 00:15:51,519 These are vintage parts. 218 00:15:51,553 --> 00:15:53,721 I mean, it's gonna take me a while to get 'em 219 00:15:53,755 --> 00:15:54,823 if I can get 'em. 220 00:15:54,856 --> 00:15:56,089 If? 221 00:16:12,072 --> 00:16:14,074 So, what is our plan? 222 00:16:14,107 --> 00:16:16,043 We don't have many options. 223 00:16:16,076 --> 00:16:19,848 ♪ Roll, roll, roll your own path ♪ 224 00:16:19,881 --> 00:16:21,850 ♪ I found a rental ♪ 225 00:16:21,883 --> 00:16:23,183 What? 226 00:16:23,217 --> 00:16:24,552 - Where did you get that? - What is that? 227 00:16:24,586 --> 00:16:26,253 On the bulletin board by the bathroom. 228 00:16:28,155 --> 00:16:31,759 Come on, you said we can't miss a grow season. 229 00:16:31,793 --> 00:16:33,661 That is not the worst idea. 230 00:16:33,695 --> 00:16:34,729 We can't lose out on a month of 231 00:16:34,762 --> 00:16:36,598 grow time just sitting around. 232 00:16:36,631 --> 00:16:38,465 I could go to high school here. 233 00:16:38,499 --> 00:16:39,767 Let's not get ahead of ourselves. 234 00:16:39,801 --> 00:16:41,803 And I can take the train to visit Anthony. 235 00:16:41,836 --> 00:16:44,739 Okay, we are super ahead of ourselves. 236 00:16:44,772 --> 00:16:46,139 - Oh excuse me. - Oh, hey. 237 00:16:46,173 --> 00:16:47,609 Do you go to high school here? 238 00:16:47,642 --> 00:16:48,710 Yeah. 239 00:16:48,743 --> 00:16:49,811 What's it like? 240 00:16:49,844 --> 00:16:50,912 You now, pretty typical. 241 00:16:50,945 --> 00:16:52,045 Yeah, I don't. 242 00:16:52,079 --> 00:16:53,313 Can you elaborate? 243 00:16:53,347 --> 00:16:55,850 Well, the football players rule the school, 244 00:16:55,884 --> 00:16:58,085 cheerleaders are the most popular, 245 00:16:58,118 --> 00:16:59,854 and things like that. 246 00:16:59,888 --> 00:17:01,823 Though, the food is pretty good 247 00:17:01,856 --> 00:17:04,224 and the lockers are spacious. 248 00:17:04,258 --> 00:17:05,793 Oh, lockers. 249 00:17:06,961 --> 00:17:08,830 I'm Sage, I live here now. 250 00:17:08,863 --> 00:17:11,699 - Hi! I'm Nancy. - Hi! 251 00:17:11,733 --> 00:17:13,267 I'll see you at school, Sage. 252 00:17:13,300 --> 00:17:14,602 I'll show you around. 253 00:17:14,636 --> 00:17:16,004 Awesome. 254 00:17:17,237 --> 00:17:18,305 You live here now? 255 00:17:18,338 --> 00:17:20,008 - Yep. - Wow. 256 00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:21,108 Come on. 257 00:17:24,177 --> 00:17:28,883 We haven't won a Homecoming game in 25 years. 258 00:17:28,917 --> 00:17:30,952 When we step out on that field, 259 00:17:30,985 --> 00:17:34,522 I want you to give me everything you've got! 260 00:17:34,556 --> 00:17:35,924 Do you understand me? 261 00:17:35,957 --> 00:17:36,958 Yes, sir! 262 00:17:36,991 --> 00:17:38,258 I said, do you understand me? 263 00:17:38,292 --> 00:17:39,293 Yes, sir! 264 00:17:39,326 --> 00:17:40,360 Who am I? 265 00:17:40,394 --> 00:17:41,629 I am a champion! 266 00:17:41,663 --> 00:17:42,964 - Who am I? - I am a champion! 267 00:17:42,997 --> 00:17:44,131 Break it down on 3! 268 00:18:08,623 --> 00:18:10,424 - Hey, there. - Oh my gosh, you scared me. 269 00:18:10,457 --> 00:18:11,526 You made it. 270 00:18:11,559 --> 00:18:12,961 I made it. 271 00:18:12,994 --> 00:18:15,228 Well I have to keep my promise and show you around. 272 00:18:15,262 --> 00:18:17,699 Oh that would be great. This is so overwhelming. 273 00:18:17,732 --> 00:18:18,933 I bet. 274 00:18:18,967 --> 00:18:21,002 But first... 275 00:18:21,035 --> 00:18:22,670 here are your lockers! 276 00:18:22,704 --> 00:18:24,404 They're perfect. 277 00:18:24,438 --> 00:18:26,507 They're everything I've always dreamed of. 278 00:18:26,541 --> 00:18:28,710 Well, well, well. 279 00:18:28,743 --> 00:18:31,045 Who do we have here? 280 00:18:31,079 --> 00:18:34,281 Nancy, you gonna introduce me, or what? 281 00:18:34,314 --> 00:18:37,619 Cody, whatever happened to having some class? 282 00:18:37,652 --> 00:18:39,988 No class needed, baby. 283 00:18:40,021 --> 00:18:42,523 I'm a football player. 284 00:18:42,557 --> 00:18:44,092 Sad, but true. 285 00:18:44,124 --> 00:18:45,860 Come on, Sage. 286 00:18:45,893 --> 00:18:47,929 Nice to meet you, Sage. 287 00:19:17,058 --> 00:19:22,229 Introducing this year's Homecoming Queen! 288 00:19:22,262 --> 00:19:24,498 And you'll be my king. 289 00:19:24,532 --> 00:19:25,667 Hi, Beth. 290 00:19:25,700 --> 00:19:27,101 How was my summer? 291 00:19:27,135 --> 00:19:29,637 Oh, just sailed around the Galapagos with the fam. 292 00:19:29,671 --> 00:19:31,271 Thanks for asking. 293 00:19:31,304 --> 00:19:32,372 - I don't remember asking... - I spent the entire 294 00:19:32,406 --> 00:19:34,809 summer in my bikini. 295 00:19:34,842 --> 00:19:36,276 I mean, if you've got the goods, 296 00:19:36,309 --> 00:19:39,681 give the people what they want, am I right? 297 00:19:39,714 --> 00:19:40,815 Ooh. 298 00:19:40,848 --> 00:19:42,784 Speaking of the goods. 299 00:19:42,817 --> 00:19:43,885 Wow. 300 00:19:43,918 --> 00:19:45,053 Guys, guys. 301 00:19:45,086 --> 00:19:46,954 You gotta check out the new chick. 302 00:19:46,988 --> 00:19:49,189 So hot. 303 00:19:50,692 --> 00:19:52,727 Oh. Hi, Beth. 304 00:19:52,760 --> 00:19:54,361 What do you say? 305 00:19:54,394 --> 00:19:55,830 You and me at Homecoming? 306 00:19:55,863 --> 00:19:57,699 In your dreams, Cody. 307 00:19:57,732 --> 00:20:00,467 I'm already spoken for. 308 00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:02,537 Give the people what they want. 309 00:20:02,570 --> 00:20:03,705 Right, tiger? 310 00:20:05,940 --> 00:20:07,809 Hang these up around school. 311 00:20:07,842 --> 00:20:09,309 I love you, too. 312 00:20:09,342 --> 00:20:11,512 Let's get a look at this new girl. 313 00:20:11,546 --> 00:20:12,613 Hi, Beth. 314 00:20:12,647 --> 00:20:13,948 Blow me. 315 00:20:13,981 --> 00:20:17,051 You know, Homecoming is coming up soon. 316 00:20:17,085 --> 00:20:19,319 I have lots of friends who are football players. 317 00:20:19,352 --> 00:20:21,388 I can introduce you to one of them. 318 00:20:21,421 --> 00:20:22,757 Oh, that's okay. 319 00:20:22,790 --> 00:20:24,559 I actually sort of have a guy in my life already. 320 00:20:24,592 --> 00:20:27,227 - I met him at dance camp. - Stop! 321 00:20:30,598 --> 00:20:31,999 I mean, keep going. 322 00:20:32,033 --> 00:20:34,202 Oh. 323 00:20:34,234 --> 00:20:35,803 Nancy. 324 00:20:35,837 --> 00:20:36,938 New girl. 325 00:20:36,971 --> 00:20:38,039 Hi, Beth. 326 00:20:38,072 --> 00:20:40,440 So what's your name, new girl? 327 00:20:40,474 --> 00:20:42,442 Um, it's... it's Sage. 328 00:20:42,476 --> 00:20:44,045 She's from Vermont. 329 00:20:44,078 --> 00:20:46,147 People actually live in Vermont? 330 00:20:46,180 --> 00:20:47,982 I thought it was just cows. 331 00:20:48,015 --> 00:20:50,118 - Moo! - Oh my god. 332 00:20:51,853 --> 00:20:53,855 You scare easy, don't you? 333 00:20:53,888 --> 00:20:55,489 Ignore her, Sage. 334 00:20:55,523 --> 00:20:57,558 It's fine. 335 00:20:57,592 --> 00:21:00,895 Sage was just telling me about her boyfriend 336 00:21:00,928 --> 00:21:03,831 from dance camp, pretty cool! 337 00:21:03,865 --> 00:21:06,200 You? Have a boyfriend? 338 00:21:06,234 --> 00:21:07,467 I mean, not really. 339 00:21:07,502 --> 00:21:10,204 He lives in New York, so it's complicated, but... 340 00:21:10,238 --> 00:21:12,974 we had the most magical summer. 341 00:21:13,007 --> 00:21:14,742 Yeah, there were a lot of babes 342 00:21:14,776 --> 00:21:16,010 at the pool this summer. 343 00:21:16,043 --> 00:21:18,212 I lost count at like... 344 00:21:18,246 --> 00:21:19,514 Zero. 345 00:21:19,547 --> 00:21:21,682 Ha! Yeah. 346 00:21:21,716 --> 00:21:24,185 Whatever! 347 00:21:24,218 --> 00:21:25,520 Alec, how's it going? 348 00:21:25,553 --> 00:21:28,156 Hey Tony, you got a girlfriend? 349 00:21:28,189 --> 00:21:32,126 I did meet a girl this summer and, guys, 350 00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:33,426 she's pretty awesome. 351 00:21:33,460 --> 00:21:36,296 I played music and he danced, it was cute. 352 00:21:36,329 --> 00:21:39,033 But he goes to a fancy dance academy on the Upper West Side. 353 00:21:39,066 --> 00:21:40,768 Oh my gosh. 354 00:21:40,802 --> 00:21:43,104 Wow, he sounds unbelievable. 355 00:21:43,137 --> 00:21:45,372 Yeah, as in not believable. 356 00:21:45,405 --> 00:21:46,874 Show us a picture. 357 00:21:46,908 --> 00:21:48,543 Oh I would, but I don't have a phone. 358 00:21:48,576 --> 00:21:49,577 Oh. 359 00:21:49,610 --> 00:21:51,045 Who doesn't have a phone? 360 00:21:51,078 --> 00:21:52,613 Shut up, Beth. 361 00:21:52,647 --> 00:21:54,715 Tell us how it all went down. 362 00:21:54,749 --> 00:21:55,883 Yeah. 363 00:25:12,780 --> 00:25:14,782 Bravo, bravo. 364 00:25:14,815 --> 00:25:17,351 Super sappy love stor... 365 00:25:19,120 --> 00:25:21,689 Did you say his name was Anthony? 366 00:25:21,722 --> 00:25:23,324 Yeah. 367 00:25:23,357 --> 00:25:25,092 And you met him at dance camp? 368 00:25:25,126 --> 00:25:26,360 Yeah. 369 00:25:29,230 --> 00:25:32,700 Oh, my, goddess. 370 00:25:32,733 --> 00:25:35,002 I call bullshit, dude. 371 00:25:35,036 --> 00:25:38,439 "Oh, yeah, I've got a girlfriend, she's super hot. 372 00:25:38,472 --> 00:25:41,575 Oh, no, I don't know if I'll see her again." 373 00:25:41,609 --> 00:25:43,811 No, she's very real. 374 00:25:43,844 --> 00:25:44,945 Check it out. 375 00:25:48,349 --> 00:25:49,683 So. 376 00:25:49,717 --> 00:25:53,654 You're saying she could be anywhere right now, huh? 377 00:25:53,687 --> 00:25:54,922 Uh, yeah? 378 00:25:54,955 --> 00:25:56,891 Technically. 379 00:25:56,924 --> 00:25:58,759 Hall pass, please. 380 00:25:58,793 --> 00:26:00,728 - Ugh! - Ow! 381 00:26:00,761 --> 00:26:02,096 Watch it, Cody! 382 00:26:02,129 --> 00:26:03,497 Sorry. 383 00:26:03,532 --> 00:26:06,700 But, Beth, you won't believe what I just found out. 384 00:26:06,734 --> 00:26:09,236 I've got gossip... with a capital G. 385 00:26:09,270 --> 00:26:10,604 Spill it. 386 00:26:10,638 --> 00:26:13,441 Tony and the new chick, they know each other. 387 00:26:13,474 --> 00:26:15,810 I knew that was his necklace! 388 00:26:15,843 --> 00:26:18,712 That means Tony and Sage met at dance camp. 389 00:26:18,746 --> 00:26:19,847 - Yes! - Oh. 390 00:26:19,880 --> 00:26:21,015 Wait, what? 391 00:26:21,048 --> 00:26:24,952 Thank you, Lordess of Eternal Death! 392 00:26:24,985 --> 00:26:26,253 Dance camp... 393 00:26:26,287 --> 00:26:27,688 we gotta tell everyone. 394 00:26:27,721 --> 00:26:29,223 I'm gonna be star quarterback, I'm gonna be star quar... 395 00:26:29,256 --> 00:26:30,291 - Hey! - Whoa! 396 00:26:30,324 --> 00:26:31,892 Not so fast... 397 00:26:31,926 --> 00:26:34,495 we need to make a plan. 398 00:27:04,225 --> 00:27:07,027 When you say "dance camp," do you mean... 399 00:27:08,496 --> 00:27:10,197 Yes, twinkle toes. 400 00:27:10,231 --> 00:27:11,699 Tony went to dance camp. 401 00:27:11,732 --> 00:27:13,667 I wonder what Coach would think about that. 402 00:27:33,287 --> 00:27:34,655 First of all, we're not a team. 403 00:27:34,688 --> 00:27:36,657 You can be my... assistant. 404 00:27:36,690 --> 00:27:37,691 Final offer. 405 00:27:37,725 --> 00:27:39,293 Only offer, but I'll take it. 406 00:27:39,326 --> 00:27:40,661 Tell me what to do, queen. 407 00:28:00,381 --> 00:28:02,349 Hey! Come to the pep rally! 408 00:28:11,926 --> 00:28:13,227 Listen. 409 00:28:13,260 --> 00:28:14,663 Nancy took a terrible spill and she's dead. 410 00:28:14,695 --> 00:28:15,729 - What? - Ugh, okay. 411 00:28:15,763 --> 00:28:16,764 She's not dead. 412 00:28:16,797 --> 00:28:17,932 She broke her arm though. 413 00:28:17,965 --> 00:28:19,800 There's blood everywhere, it's disgusting. 414 00:28:19,833 --> 00:28:21,135 It's not important, though. 415 00:28:21,168 --> 00:28:22,537 What's important is that we need to find someone 416 00:28:22,571 --> 00:28:23,804 to fill in for her at the pep rally, 417 00:28:23,837 --> 00:28:25,640 - and that someone is you! - Me? 418 00:28:25,674 --> 00:28:26,774 - I... - You'll do it, right 419 00:28:26,807 --> 00:28:28,342 The whole school is counting on you. 420 00:28:28,375 --> 00:28:30,579 In memory of Nancy? 421 00:28:30,612 --> 00:28:32,012 - Yeah, I mean... - Great. 422 00:28:32,046 --> 00:28:34,248 Okay, your skirts and shirts and 423 00:28:34,281 --> 00:28:36,150 all the things that you need. 424 00:28:36,183 --> 00:28:38,752 You're on the squad! See you at the gym at 3. 425 00:28:38,786 --> 00:28:40,254 Rest in peace, Nancy! 426 00:28:45,059 --> 00:28:46,193 Hey, Tony. 427 00:28:46,227 --> 00:28:47,596 Coach wants to see you. 428 00:28:47,629 --> 00:28:49,096 Now. 429 00:28:51,832 --> 00:28:52,933 Gotcha. 430 00:29:49,823 --> 00:29:51,191 Ugh, you're a lifesaver. 431 00:29:51,225 --> 00:29:52,826 Thank you so much for coming out. 432 00:29:52,860 --> 00:29:54,596 Happy you're on the squad. 433 00:29:54,629 --> 00:29:59,734 Let's give it up for our Mount Abe Poms! 434 00:30:01,068 --> 00:30:03,203 Eagles, ready? 435 00:30:03,237 --> 00:30:04,706 Okay. 436 00:30:04,739 --> 00:30:06,940 ♪ Eagles, time to soar ♪ 437 00:30:06,974 --> 00:30:09,209 ♪ Come on, fans, let's year you roar ♪ 438 00:30:09,243 --> 00:30:13,213 Fly like an eagle, fly like an eagle, 439 00:30:13,247 --> 00:30:17,084 fly like an eagle, fly like an eagle, 440 00:30:17,117 --> 00:30:19,554 fly like an eagle... 441 00:30:26,260 --> 00:30:27,828 Mooooooooooo! 442 00:31:02,062 --> 00:31:03,197 Sage! Wait! 443 00:31:03,230 --> 00:31:06,467 Sage, hold on, hold on, wait. 444 00:31:06,500 --> 00:31:08,168 What's going on? What are you doing here? 445 00:31:08,202 --> 00:31:09,269 What am I doing here? 446 00:31:09,303 --> 00:31:10,938 What are you doing here? 447 00:31:12,973 --> 00:31:14,542 Do you live here? 448 00:31:15,943 --> 00:31:17,911 Anthony. 449 00:31:17,945 --> 00:31:20,414 Meet me in the library right after this, okay? 450 00:31:20,447 --> 00:31:22,349 I'll explain everything, Sage, please. 451 00:31:45,906 --> 00:31:47,040 Jesus. 452 00:31:48,710 --> 00:31:49,844 Nope. 453 00:31:49,878 --> 00:31:51,011 Just me. 454 00:31:53,247 --> 00:31:55,617 What the hell, Beth? Why'd you have my phone? 455 00:31:55,650 --> 00:31:58,218 Nice tights, sugar. 456 00:31:59,888 --> 00:32:01,021 Okay, what do you want? 457 00:32:01,054 --> 00:32:02,256 Seriously? 458 00:32:02,289 --> 00:32:04,626 Must I spell it out for you? 459 00:32:04,659 --> 00:32:06,193 The crown. 460 00:32:06,226 --> 00:32:09,664 I want the goddamn crown, and you're gonna help me get it. 461 00:32:12,099 --> 00:32:15,837 Because the star kicker, and the cheerleading captain, 462 00:32:15,870 --> 00:32:19,072 are what I like to call high school royalty. 463 00:32:19,106 --> 00:32:20,073 Yeah? 464 00:32:20,107 --> 00:32:23,010 And what if I say no? 465 00:32:23,043 --> 00:32:25,713 Then I'll put these photos on blast 466 00:32:25,747 --> 00:32:28,683 faster than you can say... 467 00:32:28,716 --> 00:32:31,118 ba-lan-cé. 468 00:32:31,151 --> 00:32:34,955 ♪ Hold me closer, Tony dancer ♪ 469 00:32:42,463 --> 00:32:44,298 I don't even know you. 470 00:32:44,331 --> 00:32:46,534 Sage, you know me better than anyone else in the world. 471 00:32:46,568 --> 00:32:49,303 No, I'm looking at a stranger in a football jersey. 472 00:32:49,336 --> 00:32:51,205 Okay, you're right. 473 00:32:51,238 --> 00:32:53,575 I faked my resume to Lakeview. 474 00:32:53,608 --> 00:32:55,777 I've never studied in New York. 475 00:32:55,810 --> 00:32:58,245 But I had to keep up the lie to get through the summer. 476 00:32:58,278 --> 00:33:00,380 Why would you lie to me about it? 477 00:33:00,414 --> 00:33:02,182 I wouldn't have told anyone. 478 00:33:02,216 --> 00:33:03,283 I know. 479 00:33:03,317 --> 00:33:04,351 I wish I hadn't. 480 00:33:04,384 --> 00:33:05,653 Now that you got caught. 481 00:33:05,687 --> 00:33:06,821 Sage. 482 00:33:06,855 --> 00:33:08,523 You already liked that version of me. 483 00:33:08,556 --> 00:33:09,990 Fancy dancer with a scholarship, 484 00:33:10,023 --> 00:33:11,526 not some small town jock. 485 00:33:11,559 --> 00:33:14,061 You do not get to decide my feelings for me. 486 00:33:14,094 --> 00:33:15,697 You don't know that. 487 00:33:15,730 --> 00:33:17,064 Okay, no, you're right. 488 00:33:17,097 --> 00:33:19,734 Let's try it, right now. Hi, I'm Tony Michaels. 489 00:33:19,767 --> 00:33:22,436 I love dancing, but I'm so terrified to talk 490 00:33:22,469 --> 00:33:24,906 to anybody about it, that I do it privately 491 00:33:24,939 --> 00:33:26,774 in the tool shed in my backyard. 492 00:33:26,808 --> 00:33:30,143 I come from a town where everyone is so obsessed 493 00:33:30,177 --> 00:33:32,446 with breaking this 25 year football curse, 494 00:33:32,479 --> 00:33:34,916 and apparently I'm the only guy to do it. 495 00:33:36,483 --> 00:33:38,185 Do we have a Tony Michaels 496 00:33:38,218 --> 00:33:39,921 in the building? 497 00:33:39,954 --> 00:33:43,691 The local news wants to interview you before practice. 498 00:33:43,725 --> 00:33:45,459 Go, Eagles! 499 00:33:45,492 --> 00:33:46,628 Well, you better get to practice. 500 00:33:46,661 --> 00:33:48,563 You don't wanna let everyone down. 501 00:33:48,596 --> 00:33:50,197 You know what, do me a favor. 502 00:33:50,230 --> 00:33:51,431 When you see me in the hallway, 503 00:33:51,465 --> 00:33:53,333 just keep pretending you don't know me. 504 00:33:53,367 --> 00:33:55,003 You're pretty good at pretending. 505 00:36:20,748 --> 00:36:21,783 Honey. 506 00:36:21,816 --> 00:36:22,850 Wake up. 507 00:36:22,884 --> 00:36:24,351 I'm not going. 508 00:36:24,384 --> 00:36:26,219 You're gonna miss school? 509 00:36:26,253 --> 00:36:27,755 I hate it there. 510 00:36:27,789 --> 00:36:29,857 I thought that's what you wanted. 511 00:36:29,891 --> 00:36:32,927 Yeah, me too, but I was wrong. 512 00:36:32,960 --> 00:36:35,295 I liked being homeschooled, let's do that again. 513 00:36:35,328 --> 00:36:37,464 Darling, what happened? 514 00:36:37,497 --> 00:36:38,666 Nothing. 515 00:36:38,700 --> 00:36:40,868 Come on. 516 00:36:40,902 --> 00:36:42,369 I just can't. 517 00:36:42,402 --> 00:36:47,008 You are a smart, talented, powerhouse of a young lady. 518 00:36:47,041 --> 00:36:48,976 And I know you can accomplish absolutely 519 00:36:49,010 --> 00:36:51,344 anything you put your mind to. 520 00:36:51,378 --> 00:36:54,582 You can certainly get through another day of high school. 521 00:36:54,615 --> 00:36:55,817 Come on. 522 00:36:55,850 --> 00:36:57,585 - I have a fever. - No, you don't. 523 00:37:13,601 --> 00:37:15,536 Did I ever tell you that my dad 524 00:37:15,570 --> 00:37:17,805 and Coach were best friends? 525 00:37:21,175 --> 00:37:22,877 Right. 526 00:37:22,910 --> 00:37:25,613 Coach was kind of like an uncle to my brother and me, so, 527 00:37:25,646 --> 00:37:27,347 you know, when my parents d... 528 00:37:29,784 --> 00:37:32,419 Anyways. 529 00:37:32,452 --> 00:37:35,288 Coach kind of stepped in and helped support us, 530 00:37:35,322 --> 00:37:38,192 and it's not that I don't like playing football, 531 00:37:38,226 --> 00:37:39,961 that's not it. 532 00:37:39,994 --> 00:37:42,997 It's just not the only thing I'm passionate about. 533 00:37:43,030 --> 00:37:45,566 And I feel like I woke up one day 534 00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:49,604 and I was this football star and that's all I ever do, 535 00:37:49,637 --> 00:37:51,672 and that's never really what I wanted. 536 00:37:52,940 --> 00:37:54,842 Well why don't you just tell him? 537 00:37:54,876 --> 00:37:55,910 Tell him what? 538 00:37:55,943 --> 00:37:58,980 How you feel. What you want. 539 00:37:59,013 --> 00:38:01,582 I'm scared, I guess. 540 00:38:02,850 --> 00:38:04,786 That wasn't so hard, was it? 541 00:38:04,819 --> 00:38:06,319 What? 542 00:38:06,353 --> 00:38:07,889 Being honest. 543 00:38:10,290 --> 00:38:13,995 Now that we're being completely honest, 544 00:38:14,028 --> 00:38:17,899 I wasn't totally straight with you either. 545 00:38:33,413 --> 00:38:36,517 Oh my god. 546 00:38:36,551 --> 00:38:40,320 Well, I know your secret and now you know mine. 547 00:38:40,353 --> 00:38:43,191 Your moms are... drug dealers? 548 00:38:43,224 --> 00:38:45,693 Well, I mean they prefer cannabis cultivators, 549 00:38:45,726 --> 00:38:49,030 or revolutionaries, either will work. 550 00:38:49,063 --> 00:38:50,598 Welcome to my life. 551 00:38:50,631 --> 00:38:53,267 There's the whole picture of why we're always on the move. 552 00:38:53,301 --> 00:38:56,137 Can't stay in one place longer than a growing season. 553 00:38:56,170 --> 00:38:58,973 Always trying to stay one step ahead of the law. 554 00:39:00,575 --> 00:39:02,610 All right, there's one more thing I have to show you. 555 00:39:08,049 --> 00:39:09,183 Wow. 556 00:39:09,217 --> 00:39:10,718 They're beautiful. 557 00:39:10,751 --> 00:39:13,287 Thanks. 558 00:39:13,321 --> 00:39:15,523 Sage, can we start over? 559 00:39:22,296 --> 00:39:23,531 All right. 560 00:39:23,564 --> 00:39:26,200 Meet me here everyday after practice. 561 00:39:26,234 --> 00:39:29,203 You say you wanna dance, you're gonna prove it. 562 00:39:31,505 --> 00:39:33,641 Unless you're happy just kicking the pig ball 563 00:39:33,674 --> 00:39:35,142 around for two hours. 564 00:39:35,176 --> 00:39:37,144 - Pig skin. - Mhm, whatever. 565 00:39:38,512 --> 00:39:40,615 Okay, everyday. 566 00:39:40,648 --> 00:39:42,083 No questions asked? 567 00:39:43,584 --> 00:39:44,886 No questions asked. 568 00:39:48,122 --> 00:39:49,690 All right, Phil, less 569 00:39:49,724 --> 00:39:50,958 than a week 'till Homecoming. 570 00:39:50,992 --> 00:39:52,593 How are we feeling about that? 571 00:39:52,627 --> 00:39:54,262 Nervous as hell. 572 00:39:54,295 --> 00:39:55,563 Same here. 573 00:39:55,596 --> 00:39:58,232 But rest assured, Tony Michaels is focused 574 00:39:58,266 --> 00:39:59,367 and ready to go. 575 00:41:41,602 --> 00:41:44,438 There's something off about this new girl. 576 00:41:44,472 --> 00:41:46,073 - Yeah! - Shut up. 577 00:41:46,107 --> 00:41:47,641 You don't even know what I'm talking about. 578 00:41:47,675 --> 00:41:49,043 Right. 579 00:41:49,076 --> 00:41:50,778 Don't just blindly go along with whatever I say. 580 00:41:50,811 --> 00:41:51,946 It's really annoying. 581 00:41:51,979 --> 00:41:53,381 Sorry. 582 00:41:53,414 --> 00:41:54,715 Think about it. 583 00:41:54,749 --> 00:41:57,518 She's got no phone, no social media, 584 00:41:57,551 --> 00:42:00,054 can't find her address anywhere. 585 00:42:00,087 --> 00:42:02,757 She's getting way too close to Tony. 586 00:42:02,790 --> 00:42:05,159 What are you thinking? 587 00:42:05,192 --> 00:42:07,928 - Give me your phone. - Why? 588 00:42:07,962 --> 00:42:12,233 Now's the time to blindly go along with what I'm saying. 589 00:42:16,837 --> 00:42:19,473 Wherefore art thou? 590 00:43:22,403 --> 00:43:24,338 Ow! 591 00:43:46,561 --> 00:43:49,130 Holy Scheisse. 592 00:44:06,881 --> 00:44:09,817 Now you guys basically have two jobs. 593 00:44:09,850 --> 00:44:12,486 That's to keep the score low and protect Tony. 594 00:44:12,521 --> 00:44:15,356 So, Greg, I'm depending on you and Sam. 595 00:44:15,389 --> 00:44:17,725 You guys need to help me out here. 596 00:44:17,758 --> 00:44:18,926 What's up, Mattie? 597 00:44:18,959 --> 00:44:20,261 How about Cody? 598 00:44:20,294 --> 00:44:22,129 Yeah, Coach, who's gonna protect me 599 00:44:22,163 --> 00:44:23,931 on the offensive line? 600 00:44:23,964 --> 00:44:25,299 Hey, Cody, just don't fumble the ball 601 00:44:25,332 --> 00:44:27,001 and cause a safety, okay? 602 00:44:27,034 --> 00:44:30,771 And by all means, do not throw the ball. 603 00:44:30,804 --> 00:44:32,373 All right, guys, look. 604 00:44:32,406 --> 00:44:34,175 We all know what's at stake. 605 00:44:34,208 --> 00:44:37,912 That's why we wanna make sure that we're paying attention, 606 00:44:37,945 --> 00:44:42,517 and definitely not looking at videos of our girlfriend. 607 00:44:44,919 --> 00:44:45,953 Aww. 608 00:44:45,986 --> 00:44:48,557 How precious, Tony. 609 00:44:48,590 --> 00:44:49,790 I'll hold onto this. 610 00:44:51,091 --> 00:44:52,359 Hey. 611 00:44:52,393 --> 00:44:53,494 Loverboy. 612 00:44:53,528 --> 00:44:54,695 You didn't have to do that. 613 00:44:54,728 --> 00:44:55,896 Oh yeah, do what? 614 00:44:55,930 --> 00:44:57,331 Embarrass me like that. 615 00:44:57,364 --> 00:44:59,967 Trust me, I could've done a whole lot worse than that. 616 00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:01,302 What's going on with you? 617 00:45:01,335 --> 00:45:02,537 What are you talking about? 618 00:45:02,571 --> 00:45:04,004 I mean clearly you're somewhere else. 619 00:45:04,038 --> 00:45:05,005 You're not here. 620 00:45:05,039 --> 00:45:06,373 Look, I get it. 621 00:45:06,407 --> 00:45:07,875 Your dad and I used to chase girls around here 622 00:45:07,908 --> 00:45:09,143 just the same until he met your mom... 623 00:45:09,176 --> 00:45:10,911 Listen, I've heard those stories a million times. 624 00:45:10,945 --> 00:45:12,746 Well then why don't you hear this? 625 00:45:12,780 --> 00:45:14,782 This is your senior year, make or break. 626 00:45:14,815 --> 00:45:15,916 So I need you focused. 627 00:45:15,950 --> 00:45:17,484 And if you wanna play D1 ball... 628 00:45:17,519 --> 00:45:19,887 - I'm fine. - Son, fine doesn't get it. 629 00:45:19,920 --> 00:45:22,223 Fine doesn't win Homecoming games and 630 00:45:22,256 --> 00:45:23,457 fine doesn't get scholarships. 631 00:45:23,490 --> 00:45:24,593 I get it. 632 00:45:24,626 --> 00:45:26,528 - Do you? - Yes. 633 00:45:26,561 --> 00:45:30,599 Listen, at home, I'm you're friend, 634 00:45:30,632 --> 00:45:32,099 and we can talk about whatever it is 635 00:45:32,132 --> 00:45:33,901 that you wanna talk about. 636 00:45:33,934 --> 00:45:36,470 But out here on this field, I am your coach. 637 00:45:36,504 --> 00:45:38,172 I said I get it, all right? 638 00:45:38,205 --> 00:45:40,174 - Homecoming. - Go Eagles! 639 00:45:40,207 --> 00:45:41,442 Woo! 640 00:45:44,211 --> 00:45:45,980 I got a meeting. 641 00:45:46,013 --> 00:45:47,682 I'll see you at practice. 642 00:45:49,450 --> 00:45:50,918 We can't lose with this strategy. 643 00:45:50,951 --> 00:45:52,253 It's brilliant. 644 00:45:52,286 --> 00:45:53,854 All we have to is get the ball over the 50. 645 00:45:53,887 --> 00:45:55,523 It's a guaranteed three points. 646 00:45:55,557 --> 00:45:58,025 The kid never misses. 647 00:45:58,058 --> 00:46:00,127 Puts as lot of pressure on Tony. 648 00:46:00,160 --> 00:46:01,462 What if he gets hurt? 649 00:46:03,030 --> 00:46:04,031 Tony. 650 00:46:04,064 --> 00:46:05,266 Where you going? 651 00:46:05,299 --> 00:46:06,433 Out. 652 00:46:06,467 --> 00:46:08,435 Listen, I was cooking, and I was hoping 653 00:46:08,469 --> 00:46:10,871 that we could finish that conversation from earlier today? 654 00:46:10,904 --> 00:46:12,707 Maybe later. I gotta go. 655 00:46:12,741 --> 00:46:14,208 Listen, uh, hey... 656 00:46:19,980 --> 00:46:22,016 What's going on with Tony? 657 00:46:22,049 --> 00:46:23,350 What do you mean? 658 00:46:26,420 --> 00:46:28,055 He's definitely not himself. 659 00:46:33,060 --> 00:46:34,495 He say anything to you? 660 00:46:34,529 --> 00:46:37,331 Just being a moody teenager, acting out. 661 00:46:37,364 --> 00:46:38,999 Hm... 662 00:46:42,469 --> 00:46:43,672 Maybe. 663 00:46:51,145 --> 00:46:53,947 Something's been on my mind. 664 00:46:53,981 --> 00:46:55,517 What's up? 665 00:46:55,550 --> 00:46:59,219 Well, what happens when the harvest is done? 666 00:46:59,253 --> 00:47:00,487 Ugh. 667 00:47:00,522 --> 00:47:02,524 I don't wanna think about that. 668 00:47:03,957 --> 00:47:07,027 It usually means we skip town. 669 00:47:07,061 --> 00:47:10,030 So there's no way you'll stay? 670 00:47:10,064 --> 00:47:11,465 We never do. 671 00:47:13,367 --> 00:47:15,969 Wait, you know what? I have an idea. 672 00:47:16,003 --> 00:47:18,038 How about we just go off somewhere together? 673 00:47:18,072 --> 00:47:20,441 We can be like Bonnie and Clyde! 674 00:47:21,975 --> 00:47:23,645 Wait, don't they die? 675 00:47:23,678 --> 00:47:25,479 Yeah, they do. 676 00:47:25,513 --> 00:47:27,816 Yeah... good point. 677 00:47:31,418 --> 00:47:33,354 It'd still be worth it. 678 00:47:45,999 --> 00:47:48,035 Beth? What is this? 679 00:47:48,068 --> 00:47:51,639 Oh, if isn't Mister Fancy Dancy Pants himself. 680 00:47:53,140 --> 00:47:54,875 It's not bad, right? 681 00:47:54,908 --> 00:47:57,211 I had some nerd in homeroom make them for us. 682 00:47:57,244 --> 00:47:59,514 Freakin' spineless. 683 00:47:59,547 --> 00:48:00,914 All right, listen. 684 00:48:00,948 --> 00:48:04,084 I am not going to Homecoming with you, okay? 685 00:48:04,118 --> 00:48:05,886 So you can post the pictures if you want. 686 00:48:05,919 --> 00:48:07,388 I really don't care anymore. 687 00:48:07,421 --> 00:48:08,556 You mean... 688 00:48:08,590 --> 00:48:11,693 these pictures? 689 00:48:11,726 --> 00:48:13,260 Yeah. 690 00:48:13,293 --> 00:48:14,796 It's gonna be hard deciding which ones 691 00:48:14,829 --> 00:48:18,065 to post first if you fail me, Tony. 692 00:48:18,098 --> 00:48:20,835 The ones of you doing your best Patrick Swayze impression, 693 00:48:20,869 --> 00:48:23,036 or the ones of all these drugs! 694 00:48:23,070 --> 00:48:24,506 Shh! Are you serious? 695 00:48:24,539 --> 00:48:25,740 Be quiet! 696 00:48:25,774 --> 00:48:26,841 Beth, where did you get those photos? 697 00:48:26,875 --> 00:48:27,975 This is not funny. 698 00:48:28,008 --> 00:48:29,309 Oh you're right. 699 00:48:29,343 --> 00:48:30,678 It's not. 700 00:48:30,712 --> 00:48:32,847 It's insurance. 701 00:48:32,881 --> 00:48:35,784 Now get out there and win that big game, tiger. 702 00:48:35,817 --> 00:48:37,985 And then take me to Homecoming. 703 00:48:38,018 --> 00:48:40,320 This isn't that hard. 704 00:48:40,354 --> 00:48:42,189 It's like I told you, 705 00:48:42,222 --> 00:48:45,993 this is our destiny. 706 00:48:48,095 --> 00:48:49,930 Here comes Little Miss Vermont now. 707 00:48:49,963 --> 00:48:53,400 I'll be over there watching the fireworks. 708 00:48:53,434 --> 00:48:55,436 This girl is obsessed with you. 709 00:48:55,469 --> 00:48:56,838 Have you seen this? 710 00:48:56,871 --> 00:48:58,238 Uh, yeah. 711 00:48:58,272 --> 00:48:59,641 Sage, I need to talk to you. 712 00:48:59,674 --> 00:49:01,008 Okay, what's up? 713 00:49:03,110 --> 00:49:06,380 It's just that... this has to happen. 714 00:49:06,413 --> 00:49:08,315 I have to go. 715 00:49:08,348 --> 00:49:11,185 I can't tell if you're kidding. 716 00:49:11,218 --> 00:49:12,887 I wish I were. It's not what you think... 717 00:49:12,921 --> 00:49:15,456 After she humiliated me in front of the whole school, 718 00:49:15,489 --> 00:49:17,792 you're still going to Homecoming with her? 719 00:49:17,826 --> 00:49:19,561 - I just... - You know what, 720 00:49:19,594 --> 00:49:20,895 it doesn't matter. 721 00:49:20,929 --> 00:49:23,665 We're gonna be leaving soon, so it's inevitable. 722 00:49:25,667 --> 00:49:27,902 Oh, hi, Paige. 723 00:49:29,269 --> 00:49:32,072 Vote for us. 724 00:49:37,411 --> 00:49:39,446 25 years, Tony. 725 00:49:39,480 --> 00:49:42,149 Twenty. Five. Years, man. 726 00:49:42,182 --> 00:49:45,052 Oh, question for you. 727 00:49:45,085 --> 00:49:46,788 Where were you this summer? 728 00:49:50,525 --> 00:49:52,192 Lakeview? 729 00:49:53,661 --> 00:49:55,062 It's like I told you... 730 00:49:55,095 --> 00:49:56,463 Son, "fine" 731 00:49:56,497 --> 00:49:57,966 doesn't cut it. 732 00:49:57,998 --> 00:50:00,133 A dance camp? 733 00:50:00,167 --> 00:50:01,636 Dance camp, Tony? 734 00:50:01,669 --> 00:50:03,237 I mean, come on, am I missing something here? 735 00:50:03,270 --> 00:50:04,706 'Cause if I am, help me out. 736 00:50:04,739 --> 00:50:06,574 You went through my stuff? 737 00:50:06,608 --> 00:50:08,442 What the hell, Tony? Kick it! 738 00:50:10,912 --> 00:50:13,548 You are in for a rude awakening. 739 00:50:13,581 --> 00:50:15,617 So forgive me, Tony, for trying to set 740 00:50:15,650 --> 00:50:17,719 you up with a successful future. 741 00:50:17,752 --> 00:50:21,121 No, no. Your successful future, Coach. 742 00:50:23,123 --> 00:50:24,659 After she humiliated me 743 00:50:24,692 --> 00:50:26,761 in front of the whole school, you're still gonna go 744 00:50:26,794 --> 00:50:27,829 to Homecoming with her? 745 00:50:27,862 --> 00:50:28,963 You are such a liar. 746 00:50:28,997 --> 00:50:30,565 Let me ask you something 747 00:50:30,598 --> 00:50:34,002 Have you ever once thought about what I might want? 748 00:50:34,034 --> 00:50:35,637 Not one time. 749 00:50:38,038 --> 00:50:40,407 Homecoming or bust though, right? 750 00:50:40,440 --> 00:50:41,843 Tony. 751 00:50:41,876 --> 00:50:43,011 Tony! 752 00:50:44,177 --> 00:50:45,547 What the heck, man? 753 00:50:45,580 --> 00:50:48,583 Stop being a baby and get back on the line, dude! 754 00:50:48,616 --> 00:50:50,618 What! What! 755 00:50:50,652 --> 00:50:52,820 Yes! 756 00:51:10,605 --> 00:51:13,173 Tony! 757 00:54:51,692 --> 00:54:53,694 Tonight is the night! 758 00:54:53,728 --> 00:54:56,564 The Eagles square off against the Carver Otters 759 00:54:56,597 --> 00:54:59,267 for the annual Homecoming game. 760 00:54:59,299 --> 00:55:03,137 It's been a 25 year drought for the Eagles. 761 00:55:03,171 --> 00:55:06,073 I don't think this town can stomach another loss, 762 00:55:06,107 --> 00:55:07,875 but we'll find out tonight. 763 00:55:09,309 --> 00:55:11,078 - Charlie. - Here. 764 00:55:11,112 --> 00:55:13,080 Tony. 765 00:55:15,683 --> 00:55:20,087 What? Tony's not even here. 766 00:55:20,121 --> 00:55:22,023 Tony's not here. 767 00:55:22,056 --> 00:55:23,291 Yeah, I'm aware. 768 00:55:33,768 --> 00:55:35,002 Coach! 769 00:55:35,036 --> 00:55:36,469 Donna. What's up? 770 00:55:36,504 --> 00:55:38,573 Tony isn't in school today. 771 00:55:38,606 --> 00:55:40,141 What? 772 00:55:40,174 --> 00:55:42,977 Yes, thank you, officer. 773 00:55:43,010 --> 00:55:45,378 It's just so scary having drug dealers 774 00:55:45,412 --> 00:55:47,682 in our peaceful community. 775 00:55:49,584 --> 00:55:50,618 Oh. 776 00:55:50,651 --> 00:55:52,553 Hi, grass fed. 777 00:55:52,587 --> 00:55:54,789 I was just chatting with Officer Gorinsky. 778 00:55:54,822 --> 00:55:58,059 Apparently there's an illegal drug ring going down. 779 00:55:58,092 --> 00:55:59,894 What are you talking about? 780 00:55:59,927 --> 00:56:01,996 Where is he? 781 00:56:02,029 --> 00:56:03,097 I don't know. 782 00:56:03,130 --> 00:56:04,232 Find him! 783 00:56:07,735 --> 00:56:10,137 It's going to be so much fun 784 00:56:10,171 --> 00:56:13,574 watching you get hauled away. 785 00:56:20,380 --> 00:56:22,583 No! 786 00:56:29,290 --> 00:56:31,125 Kevin, where's Tony? 787 00:56:31,158 --> 00:56:32,260 School, I assume? 788 00:56:32,293 --> 00:56:33,561 No, he's not. 789 00:56:33,594 --> 00:56:35,363 Listen, you better be honest with me. 790 00:56:35,395 --> 00:56:37,698 Did you know about dance camp? 791 00:56:37,732 --> 00:56:39,066 Yeah, I did. 792 00:56:40,167 --> 00:56:41,369 I mean, come on, Kevin. 793 00:56:41,401 --> 00:56:42,670 How could you not tell me? 794 00:56:42,703 --> 00:56:44,404 And why the hell would he skip kicking camp 795 00:56:44,437 --> 00:56:46,974 to go to a dance camp? I mean, help me out here. 796 00:56:47,008 --> 00:56:49,343 It shouldn't surprise you that much. 797 00:56:49,377 --> 00:56:50,912 What are you talking about? 798 00:56:50,945 --> 00:56:54,916 I think there's a tape you should see. 799 00:57:18,973 --> 00:57:20,641 There's Tony and his friends. 800 00:57:20,675 --> 00:57:21,876 How are we, guys? 801 00:57:21,909 --> 00:57:24,545 Hey, what's going on? 802 00:57:24,578 --> 00:57:26,080 Say happy birthday to your mom. 803 00:57:26,113 --> 00:57:27,715 Happy birthday, Mom. 804 00:57:27,748 --> 00:57:29,784 What is this? 805 00:57:33,721 --> 00:57:35,289 Happy birthday, love. 806 00:57:35,323 --> 00:57:36,456 Thank you. 807 00:57:37,858 --> 00:57:39,894 - Nice to see you guys. - Nice to see you! 808 00:57:52,807 --> 00:57:54,608 Afternoon, ma'am. 809 00:57:54,642 --> 00:57:56,010 You live here? 810 00:57:58,779 --> 00:58:00,748 We got an anonymous tip that there 811 00:58:00,781 --> 00:58:05,786 was some illegal cannabis farming going on around here. 812 00:58:05,820 --> 00:58:09,056 You wouldn't happen to know anything about that, would ya? 813 00:58:09,090 --> 00:58:10,791 No. 814 00:58:10,825 --> 00:58:14,729 Well, we get enough calls from high school kids 815 00:58:14,762 --> 00:58:17,999 that we don't pay that much mind, but... 816 00:58:18,032 --> 00:58:20,735 turns out we pulled the address, 817 00:58:20,768 --> 00:58:23,104 and you're pulling enough juice to 818 00:58:23,137 --> 00:58:25,239 light up the Homecoming game. 819 00:58:26,440 --> 00:58:27,975 Which is, uh... 820 00:58:31,379 --> 00:58:33,180 Curious. 821 00:58:36,250 --> 00:58:37,785 You mind if I have a look around? 822 00:58:37,818 --> 00:58:39,954 I don't know, my moms should be home soon. 823 00:58:39,987 --> 00:58:41,355 Oh, this won't take long... 824 00:59:05,012 --> 00:59:07,148 Oh, no, no, no. 825 00:59:07,181 --> 00:59:08,282 Sir, sir! Wait! 826 00:59:11,352 --> 00:59:13,120 - Wait a minute! - Sir! 827 00:59:13,154 --> 00:59:14,789 - Wait, wait. - Hey! 828 00:59:14,822 --> 00:59:17,058 - Hang on! - Stop, please. 829 00:59:17,091 --> 00:59:18,459 Wait! 830 00:59:27,668 --> 00:59:29,203 False alarm. 831 00:59:29,236 --> 00:59:30,738 Another prank. 832 00:59:30,771 --> 00:59:33,607 Goddamn kids. 833 01:00:17,718 --> 01:00:20,387 Are we gonna turn you, too? 834 01:00:20,421 --> 01:00:21,655 Your turn. 835 01:00:23,457 --> 01:00:25,192 One more time. 836 01:00:49,083 --> 01:00:51,385 And as the Eagles take the field, 837 01:00:51,418 --> 01:00:53,654 the crowd has got to be wondering 838 01:00:53,687 --> 01:00:56,657 where the hell is Tony Michaels 839 01:00:56,690 --> 01:00:59,326 With the all star kicker nowhere to be found, 840 01:00:59,360 --> 01:01:01,729 you can only imagine what's going through 841 01:01:01,762 --> 01:01:03,697 the Coach's mind right now. 842 01:01:08,969 --> 01:01:12,106 She really loves that boy. 843 01:01:12,139 --> 01:01:13,841 She's just a kid. 844 01:01:23,585 --> 01:01:27,254 You cannot rely on no offense, no defense, 845 01:01:27,288 --> 01:01:28,989 and just your kicker. 846 01:01:29,023 --> 01:01:30,157 You're just relying on your kicker. 847 01:01:30,191 --> 01:01:31,926 Did he miss the bus? 848 01:01:31,959 --> 01:01:33,160 I don't know. 849 01:01:33,194 --> 01:01:35,863 Snap back to the Eagles... no... 850 01:01:35,896 --> 01:01:39,166 - Oh no, oh no. - No. Please. 851 01:01:39,200 --> 01:01:41,001 Can this get any worse? 852 01:01:43,070 --> 01:01:46,340 And the quarterback sucks... yep... once again. 853 01:01:48,475 --> 01:01:49,910 Dammit! 854 01:01:51,680 --> 01:01:52,913 Damn you! 855 01:01:52,947 --> 01:01:54,448 Damn you all! 856 01:01:54,481 --> 01:01:57,117 Humphreys is now yelling at the crowd. 857 01:01:57,151 --> 01:02:00,754 Oh is he yelling at the crowd? 858 01:02:04,559 --> 01:02:06,393 Anthony! 859 01:02:11,432 --> 01:02:12,466 Sage? 860 01:02:12,499 --> 01:02:14,401 - Anthony! - Sage! 861 01:02:15,637 --> 01:02:17,204 Hi! 862 01:02:20,341 --> 01:02:22,544 How did you know? 863 01:02:22,577 --> 01:02:25,746 Gotta stay one step ahead of Johnny Law, right? 864 01:02:27,881 --> 01:02:29,483 Wait, Anthony, you're missing the game. 865 01:02:30,985 --> 01:02:32,987 It doesn't matter, I'm done. 866 01:02:33,020 --> 01:02:34,623 I'm not gonna play. 867 01:02:34,656 --> 01:02:35,789 You have to play. 868 01:02:35,823 --> 01:02:37,424 You've worked too hard to quit now. 869 01:02:37,458 --> 01:02:38,892 It's the start of the fourth quarter... 870 01:02:38,926 --> 01:02:39,994 See? 871 01:02:40,027 --> 01:02:41,795 The game's almost over anyways. 872 01:02:41,829 --> 01:02:44,231 All right, well then all the more reason to hustle. 873 01:02:44,265 --> 01:02:46,534 Now you're sounding like Coach. 874 01:02:46,568 --> 01:02:49,236 Well then huddle up, 'cause I got a plan. 875 01:02:49,270 --> 01:02:50,505 What? 876 01:02:50,538 --> 01:02:52,439 Wait, what do you mean? 877 01:02:52,473 --> 01:02:55,442 Well, what do you think we've been working towards? 878 01:03:12,826 --> 01:03:13,994 Honestly, Phil? 879 01:03:14,028 --> 01:03:16,797 It's a miracle it's still zero-zero. 880 01:03:16,830 --> 01:03:18,232 But wait a second! 881 01:03:18,265 --> 01:03:20,934 The ball is into the back of the end zone for a safety! 882 01:03:20,968 --> 01:03:22,336 Son of a! 883 01:03:22,369 --> 01:03:23,738 - Carver leads two-nothin'. - You gotta be kidding me. 884 01:03:29,209 --> 01:03:30,311 All right, do you have everything you need? 885 01:03:30,344 --> 01:03:31,713 I do. 886 01:03:31,746 --> 01:03:32,880 - I'll see you on the field. - I'll see you soon. 887 01:03:32,913 --> 01:03:34,048 You're gonna do great! 888 01:03:41,255 --> 01:03:44,158 You broke my phone, you monster! 889 01:03:47,161 --> 01:03:48,862 Here we go. 890 01:03:48,896 --> 01:03:50,732 And then I had to fish it out of the toilet 891 01:03:50,765 --> 01:03:52,232 with my bare hands. 892 01:03:52,266 --> 01:03:53,834 You! 893 01:03:53,867 --> 01:03:57,639 Ever since you showed up, Tony hasn't even looked at me. 894 01:03:57,672 --> 01:04:00,274 And I look incredible 895 01:04:00,307 --> 01:04:04,044 every damn day. 896 01:04:04,078 --> 01:04:06,781 I don't know what kind of spell you cast on him, 897 01:04:06,815 --> 01:04:09,983 but I'm not about to let some trashy transfer 898 01:04:10,017 --> 01:04:12,386 stop me from getting my crown and my man! 899 01:04:14,288 --> 01:04:20,528 'Cause you know, some things are... meant to be. 900 01:04:20,562 --> 01:04:23,197 It's called destiny, ever heard of it? 901 01:04:23,230 --> 01:04:27,669 And you, well, you're destined to be locked up. 902 01:04:27,702 --> 01:04:30,871 Good luck getting to the game tonight, new girl. 903 01:04:36,678 --> 01:04:39,913 Ahhhhh! 904 01:04:41,014 --> 01:04:42,449 Hi, Sage! 905 01:04:45,953 --> 01:04:48,255 My perfect face. 906 01:04:48,288 --> 01:04:50,625 Let's get the hell out of here! 907 01:04:52,660 --> 01:04:54,228 And as the clock ticks down 908 01:04:54,261 --> 01:04:55,764 on another Homecoming game, 909 01:04:55,797 --> 01:04:58,700 it's not looking good for the Eagles. 910 01:04:58,733 --> 01:05:00,635 Only two seconds left. 911 01:05:00,668 --> 01:05:02,970 They trail by two points. 912 01:05:03,003 --> 01:05:06,407 Frankly, it would take a miracle at this point. 913 01:05:07,675 --> 01:05:09,209 It's done. 914 01:05:09,243 --> 01:05:11,646 It's... it's done. 915 01:05:11,679 --> 01:05:14,214 Another Homecoming loss. 916 01:05:14,248 --> 01:05:16,250 The curse continues. 917 01:05:19,319 --> 01:05:20,688 What is the crowd pointing at? 918 01:05:20,722 --> 01:05:23,457 What is that? 919 01:05:23,490 --> 01:05:26,594 - Is that Tony Michaels? - It's the guy, he's here! 920 01:05:26,628 --> 01:05:30,998 It's the guy, he's here! 921 01:05:33,300 --> 01:05:34,935 We have a chance! 922 01:05:38,305 --> 01:05:40,675 - We got this, we got this! - Yes! 923 01:05:40,708 --> 01:05:43,578 The golden foot is here! 924 01:05:43,611 --> 01:05:45,212 Better late than never, Phil! 925 01:05:56,089 --> 01:05:57,257 What is he doing? 926 01:05:57,291 --> 01:05:58,827 He has no helmet on. 927 01:05:58,860 --> 01:06:01,863 Um, I'm very confused. 928 01:06:20,147 --> 01:06:21,850 What the hell is going on? 929 01:07:33,755 --> 01:07:35,289 Well, Phil, I'm not sure what 930 01:07:35,322 --> 01:07:39,561 I just witnessed there, but the crowd is hyped! 931 01:08:02,650 --> 01:08:03,785 Hold down! 932 01:08:08,556 --> 01:08:09,958 It is... 933 01:08:09,991 --> 01:08:11,224 Good! 934 01:08:15,930 --> 01:08:17,665 It's a school record! 935 01:08:20,635 --> 01:08:24,237 The drought is over! The drought is over! 936 01:08:32,179 --> 01:08:34,481 - Yes! - Yes! 937 01:11:37,799 --> 01:11:38,933 Cut! 938 01:11:38,966 --> 01:11:41,235 Wow, what an amazing ending. 939 01:11:56,717 --> 01:11:58,318 One more. 940 01:11:58,351 --> 01:11:59,419 You got one more in you? 941 01:11:59,452 --> 01:12:01,022 - I do! - You do, I know you do. 942 01:12:01,055 --> 01:12:02,089 Who else? 943 01:12:02,123 --> 01:12:03,191 I do! 944 01:13:47,046 --> 01:13:52,046 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull