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(MAN SPEAKS TIWI)
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MAN: It's a beautiful day
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for these two young people
to get married.
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(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
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WOMAN: Daphne!
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Daphne! (SPEAKS TIWI)
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(PANTS)
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Oh! Oh!
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(DISTANT VOICES APPROACH)
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WOMAN: Daphne! (SPEAKS TIWI)
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(ALL YELL)
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(YELLING VOICES APPROACH)
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SONG: ♪ Three, six, nine
The goose drank wine
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♪ The monkey chew tobacco
on the streetcar line
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♪ The line broke,
the monkey got choked
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♪ And they all went to heaven
in a little rowboat
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♪ Clap, pat, clap, pat
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♪ Clap, pat, clap, slap
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♪ Clap, pat
Clap your hands
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♪ Pat it on your partner's hand
Right hand
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♪ Clap, pat
Clap your hands
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♪ Cross it with your left arm
Pat your partner's left palm
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♪ Left palm
Clap, clap
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♪ Clap your hands,
pat your partner's right palm
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♪ With your right palm again
Clap, slap
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♪ Clap your hands
Slap your thighs
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♪ And sing a little song, go
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♪ My mother told me
My mama told me
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♪ If I was goody
If I was goody
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(SONG CONTINUES AS RINGTONE)
♪ That she would buy me
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♪ A rubber dolly... ♪
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Not now. (SIGHS)
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That'll help.
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(GROANS)
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Bugger!
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(SIGHS)
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- You ready?
- Oh! Hampton!
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Uh, of course.
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HAMPTON: Like that confidence.
Keep that.
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Actually, I'm kinda
freaking out.
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Lauren, I'm not gonna tell you
you'll be fine. I'm not your...
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- Mother. I know.
- Really?
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Because right now, you are
acting like the girlie-girl
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who doesn't want to wear
her big-girl pants.
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I want to wear
the big-girl pants. I do.
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Good.
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Hide the heel,
brush down your collar,
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and for Pete's sake,
don't let them see the feet.
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Were you serious
about our deal?
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Have you ever known me
not to be serious?
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MAN: Really? Now we're
prosecuting old ladies?
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What's next, sick babies?
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MAN 2: Shoplifting's
a serious crime, Ned.
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NED: Oh, yeah,
real life-and-death stuff.
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What did she steal?
Incontinence pads?
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(CHUCKLES) Exactly.
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- Really?
- Two boxes.
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Oh! Two boxes! Well, then!
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On eight separate occasions.
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Wow. That's
a very leaky bladder.
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Regardless, can we just
let her have them?
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Excuse me?
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When she needs to go,
she needs to go.
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Then she needs to pay for them.
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You really want to take her
to court, don't you?
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I want you to take her
to court, Ned.
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That's your job.
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(SOBS)
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Would you like some tissues,
Mrs Ruthers?
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No, no, no. T-tissues
for the eyes, not for down...
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..your...leaky bladder.
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(MRS RUTHERS SOBS)
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(GROANS)
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- Case dismissed.
- (CHOKES)
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- I dismiss. You can't dismiss!
- I just did.
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- Did he?
- No.
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- You can't say that! She does!
- I just said that!
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The charges are dropped. You
can go home now, Mrs Ruthers.
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You can't do that!
She says that!
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Yes, I can!
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- Can I?
- Um...I...
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No! The answer is no!
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My office.
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- Sugar?
- No, thank you.
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Actually, yes, please.
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Actually, no.
No, I'm gonna be good.
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You know why
your dad was a great lawyer?
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He used to come into
my courtroom in odd socks,
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shirt inside out,
notes written on napkins.
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He was the best because
he knew why he was doing it.
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We only get one shot at this.
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Don't waste it turning
my courtroom into a shambles.
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C'était superbe
de faire votre connaissance.
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- Au revoir, madame.
- À bientôt.
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Au revoir, messieurs!
Bonne journée!
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- (SIGHS)
- You know what this means?
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- I got the...
- You have to work nights.
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Right, of course.
But...I'm an associate?
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That was the deal.
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(SQUEALS)
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S-sorry.
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Got another pair, so...
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NED: I've had
a pretty important day, babe.
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I've got some big news.
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- I quit my job.
- (WHIMPERS)
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Don't hate me.
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(WHINES)
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That's not helpful.
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OK, let's try this hand first.
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Will you marry me?
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(WHIMPERS)
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Yeah, let's go with
that one first, shall we?
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- (DOOR CLOSES)
- Shit! Uh...
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- I have to tell you something!
- I have to ask you something.
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You first.
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No, go on.
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OK.
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So, today,
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I met some French
businessmen...
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Marry me?
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Yes!
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Bloody yes!
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SONG: ♪ What you find
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♪ I think I love you
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♪ What you feel now
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♪ I feel I need you
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♪ What you know
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(PHONE BUZZES)
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♪ To be real, yeah
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♪ Ooh, yeah... ♪
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- (CORK POPS)
- (LAUREN SQUEALS)
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- NED: Wahey!
- (LAUGHS)
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Hey, so, tell me your news.
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I made associate!
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That's great!
Oh, hold on a second.
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Does that mean you're
stuck with Cruella de Vil?
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- Would that be so bad?
- Uh, yes.
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Why? Because
she's a powerful woman?
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Are you kidding me?
I love powerful women.
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I just don't think
they all need
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a secret lair
and a hairless cat.
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She doesn't have a secret lair.
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She has a hairless cat, Lauren.
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I've seen it. It's disgusting!
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- Oh, OK. OK.
- Hey, no.
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Let me raise a glass.
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You deserve this.
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Thank you.
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Now, there is one little
proposal disclaimer.
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If we're gonna get married...
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..let's just do it
straightaway, yeah?
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None of this
year-long engagement crap.
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"Engagement crap"?
How romantic.
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No, all I'm saying is...
the sooner, the better.
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The next few months are good.
I've got, um...a work window.
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What work window?
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Oh, no, I just got given
a short, um... (CLEARS THROAT)
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..bonus...hiatus thingy
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after winning the old lady
her freedom for her.
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(PHONE BUZZES, PLAYS 'TREATY')
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- Oh! No, no, no, no, no!
- You're kidding me!
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No, no. Hey, hey, hey!
Give it back.
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- Does she ever go home?
- (LAUGHS) Come on.
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Hi.
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Oh. Now?
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U-um...sure.
I'll be on my way.
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Yep, I've got that.
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Yes.
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No, no, I'm just...I'm just...
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No, it's Ned. Not Fred.
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I'm not far away.
OK. I'll see you soon.
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- Bye.
- (DOOR CLOSES)
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I quit my job!
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RINGTONE: ♪ My mother told me
My mama told me
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♪ If I was goody
If I was goo... ♪
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Sorry.
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(SIGHS WEARILY)
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(PHONE DINGS)
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Sorry. Again.
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Are you stoned?
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Whoa! What? No!
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- Your eyes are all bloodshot.
- It's 4am.
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Am I keeping you?
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- No, I just...
- (DESK WHIRRS)
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- Oh, w-we're going down now?
- Come on.
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Out with it.
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A ballerina cannot pirouette
with a carrot up her backside.
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I-I don't know what that means.
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You've got to remove
that carrot.
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If you don't, then I will,
and believe me...
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It's Ned.
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Ah.
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The carrot...
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..has a name.
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We just got engaged, see?
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And I should be excited,
but he said this thing
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about getting married
before the promotion kicks in,
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but I don't know
what the rush is...
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- His gumnuts are shrinking.
- Excuse me?
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You're gonna be making
more money than he does
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and he can feel it
in his little gumnuts,
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and he does not like it.
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I don't think there's anything
wrong with his gumnuts.
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He wants to close the deal
before it's too late.
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The deal?
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Lauren.
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Do you want to marry him
or not?
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I really do.
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But he's just so...
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At Hampton and Associates,
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when we have a problem
to solve, what do we do?
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Solve it?
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Step it out.
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- Whoa!
- MACHINE: Incline.
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I haven't been coaching you
for five years
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to lose you to some
domestic twaddle.
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Thigh burner.
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Mind you...
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..some clients,
they like a married lawyer.
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They're not gonna get that
from me.
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I'll give you 10 days without
pay, then you're back to work.
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- Deal?
- Deal.
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Good.
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- Cool down.
- Stop this.
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Leave it. Go home.
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- Thank you!
- Goodbye.
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10 days.
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- NED: 10 days?
- LAUREN: Yep.
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So, quickly, get dressed.
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I meant the next few months,
not the next few days!
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I called your brother. He's
taking us to the airport in 20.
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The airport? Lauren!
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I always imagined
getting married back home.
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You want to fly to Darwin
today?
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Are you having second thoughts?
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No. No, I want to get married.
To you, specifically.
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I just don't get the bit
about Darwin and today.
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- What's the rush?
- We can talk on the plane.
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You've never even
taken me up there.
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You never even talk about home.
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Now, all of a sudden,
you want to go up there?
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Yes. I know it doesn't make
sense, but it feels right.
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Our parents will get to meet.
It'll be perfect.
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(SIGHS) Lauren,
this is all very confusing.
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I know I'm coming across
unhinged,
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but something tells me
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that if I don't get married
back up home,
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I'll always regret it.
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I've always been able
to see it.
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Both my parents
walking me down the aisle.
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My old girlfriends
all dressed up.
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The Darwin heat. The air.
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I just can't imagine it
anywhere else.
254
00:13:15,939 --> 00:13:17,539
NED: Have you got
his flea treatment?
255
00:13:17,541 --> 00:13:19,307
- LAUREN: Yep.
- Yeah?
256
00:13:19,309 --> 00:13:21,009
And his brush? We want him
looking good for the wedding.
257
00:13:21,011 --> 00:13:23,011
- Uh-huh.
- Both leashes?
258
00:13:23,013 --> 00:13:25,847
Ned, whatever you've told me to
pack for Cher, I've packed it.
259
00:13:25,849 --> 00:13:27,649
- OK.
- WOMAN: Right, out with it.
260
00:13:27,651 --> 00:13:29,884
How far along?
When are you due?
261
00:13:30,687 --> 00:13:31,987
Hello, Mother.
262
00:13:33,357 --> 00:13:35,790
- She's not pregnant, Mother.
- What tosh!
263
00:13:35,792 --> 00:13:37,325
No-one gets married this quickly
264
00:13:37,327 --> 00:13:38,727
unless there's a baby
on the way.
265
00:13:38,729 --> 00:13:40,762
- Morning, Lauren.
- Morning, Robbie.
266
00:13:40,764 --> 00:13:42,330
So, are you gonna
find out the sex
267
00:13:42,332 --> 00:13:43,798
or you gonna wait
for it to be a surprise?
268
00:13:43,800 --> 00:13:47,335
You're making this wedding
all about you.
269
00:13:47,337 --> 00:13:48,837
What about me?
270
00:13:48,839 --> 00:13:51,573
We're just meant to drop
everything and fly to Darwin!
271
00:13:51,575 --> 00:13:53,341
It's important to Lauren. It...
272
00:13:53,343 --> 00:13:56,711
It's important to both of us
that we get married in Darwin.
273
00:13:56,713 --> 00:13:58,346
I thought you were from
the Tiwi Islands.
274
00:13:58,348 --> 00:14:01,549
Mum's from the Tiwi Islands.
I grew up in Darwin.
275
00:14:01,551 --> 00:14:03,785
So, what are we talking?
Are we talking...
276
00:14:03,787 --> 00:14:05,754
..didgeridoos
and tribal dancing?
277
00:14:05,756 --> 00:14:07,956
- Face paint?
- NED AND ROBBIE: Mum!
278
00:14:10,994 --> 00:14:12,961
I wish Dad could come.
279
00:14:12,963 --> 00:14:15,363
He would have loved you.
280
00:14:15,365 --> 00:14:17,032
I love her too, Ned.
281
00:14:17,034 --> 00:14:19,768
That's not what I'm saying.
282
00:14:21,305 --> 00:14:22,637
We know.
283
00:14:46,963 --> 00:14:50,332
(CICADAS CHIRP)
284
00:14:50,334 --> 00:14:53,034
So, don't forget, Mum loves
the place clean and tidy.
285
00:14:53,036 --> 00:14:56,037
Oh, and Dad has this thing
about men dressing up as boys,
286
00:14:56,039 --> 00:14:57,739
so tuck your shirt in.
287
00:14:57,741 --> 00:14:59,407
- I'm wearing a T-shirt.
- No, tuck your shirt in.
288
00:14:59,409 --> 00:15:01,076
- I'm not a tucker.
- No, tuck your shirt in!
289
00:15:01,078 --> 00:15:02,844
- I don't tuck the tee, Lauren!
- Have some manners!
290
00:15:02,846 --> 00:15:06,681
Hey, you should be thankful
I don't dress like that guy.
291
00:15:06,683 --> 00:15:09,050
Tuck in the tee! (CHUCKLES)
292
00:15:09,052 --> 00:15:10,819
Dad?!
293
00:15:24,901 --> 00:15:27,802
Oi! What are you wearing
pyjamas for?
294
00:15:27,804 --> 00:15:29,404
Slept in.
295
00:15:29,406 --> 00:15:31,606
Hey, come on, now.
It's three in the afternoon.
296
00:15:33,143 --> 00:15:34,776
Shame job!
297
00:15:34,778 --> 00:15:36,678
Didn't have time to clean up.
298
00:15:36,680 --> 00:15:38,680
Can you please
just open the boot?
299
00:15:38,682 --> 00:15:40,782
(LAUREN SIGHS)
300
00:15:43,820 --> 00:15:46,054
Finally get to meet you
in person. Hello.
301
00:15:46,056 --> 00:15:47,589
What's that thing?
302
00:15:47,591 --> 00:15:49,090
Oh, this is Cher.
303
00:15:49,092 --> 00:15:50,959
Cher, say hello
to your grandfather.
304
00:15:50,961 --> 00:15:53,027
- (CHER WHINES)
- Oh, yeah!
305
00:15:53,029 --> 00:15:55,130
Ohh! He likes you.
306
00:15:55,132 --> 00:15:57,031
What do you want to be called?
307
00:15:57,033 --> 00:15:58,600
Uh, Grandpa?
308
00:15:58,602 --> 00:15:59,968
Grampy? Gramps?
309
00:15:59,970 --> 00:16:01,803
Poppa?
310
00:16:02,973 --> 00:16:04,839
Pappy...Pappy Bear?
311
00:16:06,076 --> 00:16:07,909
Pop?
312
00:16:07,911 --> 00:16:09,978
Put the shit on your laps.
313
00:16:24,928 --> 00:16:26,861
MAN: Get off the friggin' road!
(HONKS HORN)
314
00:16:26,863 --> 00:16:29,631
Put your indicator on,
you dick!
315
00:16:39,176 --> 00:16:41,910
You trying to be Santa or what?
316
00:16:41,912 --> 00:16:43,778
Forgot to shave.
317
00:16:44,881 --> 00:16:47,916
I've never seen pyjamas
with shorts. Huh!
318
00:17:11,241 --> 00:17:13,575
(CHER GROWLS)
319
00:17:13,577 --> 00:17:15,710
Eugh!
320
00:17:19,749 --> 00:17:22,116
Dad, what's going on?
321
00:17:22,118 --> 00:17:23,885
Where's Mum?
322
00:17:33,730 --> 00:17:35,730
(SOBS)
323
00:17:38,201 --> 00:17:41,803
('IF YOU LEAVE ME NOW'
BY CHICAGO PLAYS)
324
00:17:47,210 --> 00:17:49,911
♪ If you leave me now
325
00:17:49,913 --> 00:17:54,115
♪ You'll take away
the biggest part of me... ♪
326
00:17:54,117 --> 00:17:56,150
(SOBS)
327
00:17:56,152 --> 00:18:02,290
♪ Ooh, no, baby,
please don't go
328
00:18:04,828 --> 00:18:07,262
♪ And if you leave me now... ♪
329
00:18:07,264 --> 00:18:09,964
That's all she wrote?
"I'm done"? That's it?
330
00:18:09,966 --> 00:18:12,066
Well, I just woke up
and she was gone.
331
00:18:12,068 --> 00:18:14,202
I tried calling her
and...found that.
332
00:18:14,204 --> 00:18:15,670
Mint tea?
333
00:18:15,672 --> 00:18:17,739
She tried calling me
a couple times.
334
00:18:17,741 --> 00:18:19,307
She called? When?
335
00:18:19,309 --> 00:18:21,676
- Biscuit?
- I don't know. A few days ago.
336
00:18:21,678 --> 00:18:23,912
- What, and you didn't pick up?
- Dad, I've been busy.
337
00:18:23,914 --> 00:18:26,114
- Well, I didn't say nothing.
- Don't try to blame me.
338
00:18:26,116 --> 00:18:27,682
I didn't say nothing!
339
00:18:27,684 --> 00:18:30,685
- Is this her phone?
- BOTH: Yes!
340
00:18:30,687 --> 00:18:32,987
You didn't think
to tell me all this
341
00:18:32,989 --> 00:18:35,256
when I called to say we were
coming up to get married?
342
00:18:35,258 --> 00:18:36,991
- In 10 days.
- In 10 days!
343
00:18:36,993 --> 00:18:38,927
I thought maybe
she'd be back by now.
344
00:18:38,929 --> 00:18:41,863
"I'm done." It doesn't sound
very good, does it?
345
00:18:41,865 --> 00:18:43,164
Arggh!
346
00:18:46,870 --> 00:18:48,303
Oh, shit.
347
00:18:50,640 --> 00:18:53,575
"The things unsaid
were getting too loud.
348
00:18:53,577 --> 00:18:56,277
"Ignoring each other
is not what we vowed.
349
00:18:56,279 --> 00:18:58,713
"Not even my daughter
will pick up the phone,
350
00:18:58,715 --> 00:19:01,716
"So I'm leaving you all
to go it alone."
351
00:19:02,886 --> 00:19:05,820
Not much of a poet, eh?
(CHUCKLES)
352
00:19:12,228 --> 00:19:14,095
- Oh...
- (DOOR OPENS)
353
00:19:14,097 --> 00:19:16,297
- Wait for it.
- (DOOR CLOSES)
354
00:19:17,867 --> 00:19:20,001
- ('IF YOU LEAVE ME NOW' PLAYS)
- Huh! Amazing.
355
00:19:20,003 --> 00:19:22,070
(GROANS)
356
00:19:26,343 --> 00:19:28,810
♪ If you leave me now
357
00:19:28,812 --> 00:19:33,381
♪ You'll take away
the biggest part of me... ♪
358
00:19:33,383 --> 00:19:35,617
(CHER WHINES)
359
00:19:43,994 --> 00:19:45,693
Lauren, you can't leave me
alone with him.
360
00:19:45,695 --> 00:19:46,794
Let me come with you.
361
00:19:46,796 --> 00:19:48,663
- To my hens' night?
- Why not?
362
00:19:48,665 --> 00:19:50,298
I don't mind eating penis cake
363
00:19:50,300 --> 00:19:52,767
or...whatever it is you do
at these things.
364
00:19:52,769 --> 00:19:55,103
What am I supposed to do with
him? Slow-dance in the pantry?
365
00:19:55,105 --> 00:19:56,738
Just turn on the footy.
366
00:19:56,740 --> 00:19:59,173
Really? He likes his football?
Who does he support?
367
00:19:59,175 --> 00:20:00,875
Aussie Rules, dickhead.
We're in the NT.
368
00:20:00,877 --> 00:20:03,144
NED: Oh, Lauren!
I hate Aussie Rules!
369
00:20:03,146 --> 00:20:04,345
Oh, my God!
370
00:20:04,347 --> 00:20:06,147
Can you at least pretend
like you care
371
00:20:06,149 --> 00:20:07,715
that my family's falling apart?
372
00:20:07,717 --> 00:20:09,250
I do care, Lauren.
I'm getting married to you...
373
00:20:09,252 --> 00:20:11,152
- Not anymore.
- What?
374
00:20:11,154 --> 00:20:14,956
I mean, not anymore...
I mean...now.
375
00:20:14,958 --> 00:20:17,025
I didn't know
this was gonna happen.
376
00:20:17,027 --> 00:20:19,761
But I can't get married
if my mum isn't here.
377
00:20:19,763 --> 00:20:22,230
I still want you
to be my husband.
378
00:20:22,232 --> 00:20:25,133
We'll get married in a month
or two when she's back.
379
00:20:25,135 --> 00:20:29,170
This whole 10-day thing
was stupid anyway.
380
00:20:29,172 --> 00:20:33,041
Can you call the Adelaide mob?
Give 'em the bad news?
381
00:20:33,043 --> 00:20:34,876
Th-they're already
booking their flights!
382
00:20:34,878 --> 00:20:37,211
Uh-huh. Then do it quickly.
383
00:20:37,213 --> 00:20:38,946
Hold on a second. Hold on!
384
00:20:38,948 --> 00:20:41,215
So you get to go out with
your friends and eat penis cake
385
00:20:41,217 --> 00:20:44,352
while I stay here with Pantry
Man and disappoint my family?
386
00:20:44,354 --> 00:20:45,386
Pantry Man? Fuck...
387
00:20:45,388 --> 00:20:47,188
Exactly.
388
00:20:47,190 --> 00:20:49,824
I'll just have one drink,
tell the girls and come home.
389
00:20:49,826 --> 00:20:51,993
- One drink!
- One drink, yeah.
390
00:20:57,367 --> 00:21:00,001
(LOUD DANCE MUSIC THUMPS)
391
00:21:02,238 --> 00:21:06,107
- Tiwi Tiwi!
- Whoo-hoo!
392
00:21:06,109 --> 00:21:08,076
Oh, don't!
393
00:21:08,078 --> 00:21:09,811
Toodoi straws? Really?
394
00:21:09,813 --> 00:21:11,245
They didn't have
any black ones.
395
00:21:11,247 --> 00:21:13,214
I think the party store
is a bit racist.
396
00:21:13,216 --> 00:21:14,916
Why would she be wanting
black toodoi
397
00:21:14,918 --> 00:21:16,217
when she getting white toodoi?
398
00:21:16,219 --> 00:21:17,318
Don't start!
399
00:21:17,320 --> 00:21:19,420
Oh, only one toodoi for you now!
400
00:21:19,422 --> 00:21:22,156
I haven't had toodoi
in a while.
401
00:21:22,158 --> 00:21:23,891
Oh, my God!
You mob got no shame!
402
00:21:23,893 --> 00:21:25,927
Hey, cudjerie,
we're just getting warmed up.
403
00:21:25,929 --> 00:21:28,196
Now, give me my white toodoi!
404
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:33,868
COMMENTATOR: Centring ball,
Rioli! The one-on-one!
405
00:21:33,870 --> 00:21:36,104
- (WHISTLE BLOWS)
- Oh, outstanding play.
406
00:21:36,106 --> 00:21:39,140
- (CHER GROWLS)
- And he makes no mistake.
407
00:21:46,116 --> 00:21:47,782
Loosen up, cudjerie!
408
00:21:47,784 --> 00:21:49,417
You're not in some
fancy courtroom now.
409
00:21:49,419 --> 00:21:51,385
You're at Throb
with your sister girls!
410
00:21:51,387 --> 00:21:54,422
Oi. I need to tell you
something.
411
00:21:54,424 --> 00:21:57,024
- Shots!
- Hairy nuts!
412
00:21:57,026 --> 00:22:00,094
Three hairy nuts for us
and a waxed nut for Lauren.
413
00:22:00,096 --> 00:22:02,830
Oh, but I love hair on my nuts!
414
00:22:04,334 --> 00:22:06,067
Fuck it.
415
00:22:08,304 --> 00:22:10,505
('ESCAPADE' BY JANET JACKSON
PLAYS)
416
00:22:10,507 --> 00:22:13,007
(WOMEN CHEER)
417
00:22:15,145 --> 00:22:16,811
Our song, sis!
418
00:22:16,813 --> 00:22:19,113
Alright, you mob,
it's been a while.
419
00:22:19,115 --> 00:22:21,182
Now, you reckon we can do this?
420
00:22:21,184 --> 00:22:23,417
Ha ha! OK.
421
00:22:24,921 --> 00:22:27,388
(DRUM INTRO)
422
00:22:29,025 --> 00:22:30,958
♪ As I was walking by
423
00:22:30,960 --> 00:22:34,796
♪ Saw you standing there
with a smile
424
00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:39,934
ALAN RICKMAN: Another orphan
of a bankrupt culture
425
00:22:39,936 --> 00:22:41,269
who thinks he's John Wayne.
426
00:22:41,271 --> 00:22:43,238
Rambo? Marshall Dillon?
427
00:22:43,239 --> 00:22:45,206
BRUCE WILLIS: I was partial
to Roy Rogers, actually.
428
00:22:45,208 --> 00:22:47,041
You know in Darwin
we've got this thing
429
00:22:47,043 --> 00:22:48,509
called the pizza delivery boy?
430
00:22:48,511 --> 00:22:52,380
Yeah. Mm-hm. Mmm.
431
00:22:52,382 --> 00:22:54,482
- Yippee-ki-yay, motherf...
- (BARKS)
432
00:22:54,484 --> 00:22:57,251
♪ Looking shy,
you caught my eye
433
00:22:57,253 --> 00:23:00,488
♪ Thought you'd want to hang
for a while
434
00:23:01,291 --> 00:23:03,024
(CHEERING)
435
00:23:03,026 --> 00:23:06,427
♪ Well, I'd like to be with you
436
00:23:06,429 --> 00:23:11,599
♪ And, you know,
it's Friday too... ♪
437
00:23:11,601 --> 00:23:13,601
MAN: You know, we've got
a pool going on you.
438
00:23:13,603 --> 00:23:15,269
What kind of odds am I getting?
439
00:23:15,271 --> 00:23:16,604
MAN: You don't want to know.
440
00:23:16,606 --> 00:23:18,406
BRUCE WILLIS:
Put me down for 20.
441
00:23:18,408 --> 00:23:20,608
(BOTH GROAN)
442
00:23:20,610 --> 00:23:22,410
LAUREN: That's terrifying!
Look at it!
443
00:23:22,412 --> 00:23:23,878
WOMAN: Come on, sissy,
have some.
444
00:23:23,880 --> 00:23:25,980
Eugh! Nah.
Don't be stupid! Get away.
445
00:23:25,982 --> 00:23:28,316
- Don't sit there!
- Come on, have a slice.
446
00:23:28,318 --> 00:23:31,285
Alright, you mob, we got
dress fitting at 10am tomorrow,
447
00:23:31,287 --> 00:23:33,254
so that's enough penis cake.
448
00:23:33,256 --> 00:23:35,590
Why'd you book it so early?
449
00:23:35,592 --> 00:23:37,992
Because that's the only time
they could fit us in, eff ya!
450
00:23:37,994 --> 00:23:39,627
Look, this one didn't give us
much time
451
00:23:39,629 --> 00:23:41,028
to pull this bastard together,
452
00:23:41,030 --> 00:23:42,563
so stop your whingeing
and bring it in.
453
00:23:42,565 --> 00:23:45,199
Come on. Come on. Good girl.
454
00:23:45,201 --> 00:23:47,969
(ALL GIGGLE)
455
00:23:47,971 --> 00:23:50,304
Now, Lauren, when I first
met you at school,
456
00:23:50,306 --> 00:23:52,240
I thought you was
the biggest nerd.
457
00:23:52,242 --> 00:23:53,574
Now look at you.
458
00:23:53,576 --> 00:23:55,409
- Still a nerd.
- (ALL LAUGH)
459
00:23:55,411 --> 00:23:57,345
But a deadly big lawyer nerd
460
00:23:57,347 --> 00:23:59,480
who's come back from Adelaide
to get married, ah!
461
00:23:59,482 --> 00:24:01,082
(ALL CHEER)
462
00:24:01,084 --> 00:24:04,218
Married, married, married!
She getting married!
463
00:24:04,220 --> 00:24:06,354
She gonna put a ring
on that finger!
464
00:24:06,356 --> 00:24:09,056
Oi, sis. It's been five years.
465
00:24:09,058 --> 00:24:11,058
Let's not leave it
another five, eh?
466
00:24:11,895 --> 00:24:13,294
- Promise.
- Promise.
467
00:24:13,296 --> 00:24:14,562
- Promise.
- Promise!
468
00:24:14,564 --> 00:24:16,464
- Promise!
- ♪ Promise! ♪
469
00:24:16,466 --> 00:24:17,899
- Louder.
- ♪ Promise! ♪
470
00:24:17,901 --> 00:24:19,634
- ♪ Promise! ♪
- Pinky!
471
00:24:19,636 --> 00:24:21,302
- Hey, pinky.
- Pinky.
472
00:24:21,304 --> 00:24:22,570
Promise. Pinky.
473
00:24:22,572 --> 00:24:25,373
ALL: Cudjeries unite!
474
00:24:25,375 --> 00:24:27,141
(ALL LAUGH)
475
00:24:27,143 --> 00:24:30,912
- Here, now. Selfie.
- Selfie, selfie!
476
00:24:42,125 --> 00:24:43,925
Just a...
477
00:24:43,927 --> 00:24:47,194
Just a real...solid movie.
478
00:24:47,196 --> 00:24:49,030
Yeah?
479
00:24:56,706 --> 00:24:58,706
(SOBS)
480
00:25:15,591 --> 00:25:17,591
- Bye, sissy.
- Bye.
481
00:25:18,461 --> 00:25:20,361
Wedding cancelled.
482
00:25:23,599 --> 00:25:25,399
I'm not a man anymore.
483
00:25:25,401 --> 00:25:27,168
Sure you are.
484
00:25:27,170 --> 00:25:30,137
No, no.
Bruce Willis is a real man.
485
00:25:30,139 --> 00:25:33,541
(SOBS) He walked through glass
for his woman.
486
00:25:34,577 --> 00:25:37,478
What do I do?
487
00:25:37,480 --> 00:25:40,548
Just sit here
listening to '80s chick music.
488
00:25:42,485 --> 00:25:45,286
I can't handle
another saxophone solo.
489
00:25:45,288 --> 00:25:47,021
It's not so bad.
490
00:25:47,023 --> 00:25:48,456
Oh, yeah, what would you know?
491
00:25:48,458 --> 00:25:51,125
You're about to get married.
492
00:25:51,127 --> 00:25:56,630
No idea you're stepping into
a life of...misery.
493
00:25:56,632 --> 00:25:59,100
And broken promises.
494
00:25:59,102 --> 00:26:03,204
Weddings are nothing but a
pretty bow on a box full of...
495
00:26:03,206 --> 00:26:05,606
- Shit.
- Yeah, exactly. (SOBS)
496
00:26:12,382 --> 00:26:14,382
Ned?
497
00:26:35,738 --> 00:26:37,505
Hey, Pop?
498
00:26:38,474 --> 00:26:40,508
Uh...can I borrow your...
499
00:26:40,510 --> 00:26:42,109
..car?
500
00:26:42,111 --> 00:26:44,211
(SNORES)
501
00:26:46,349 --> 00:26:48,315
(HORN HONKS OUTSIDE)
502
00:26:54,757 --> 00:26:57,258
- I'll look after it, Pop.
- MAN: (CALLS OUT) Hello?
503
00:26:57,260 --> 00:26:59,827
Anybody home? Hello?
504
00:26:59,829 --> 00:27:02,830
NED: One second. Coming.
505
00:27:02,832 --> 00:27:05,433
MAN: Oh. Hey, mate,
she fell asleep in my cab.
506
00:27:05,435 --> 00:27:07,701
NED: Thank you.
I'll take it from here.
507
00:27:07,703 --> 00:27:11,238
MAN: You owe me 15 bucks.
And a tip.
508
00:27:48,444 --> 00:27:50,111
What's going on?
509
00:27:50,113 --> 00:27:51,378
You said
we couldn't get married
510
00:27:51,380 --> 00:27:52,880
without your mum
at the wedding.
511
00:27:52,882 --> 00:27:54,548
So we're gonna go and find her.
512
00:27:54,550 --> 00:27:56,117
You're serious?
513
00:27:56,119 --> 00:27:58,119
If you don't want to get
married, I'll turn around.
514
00:27:58,121 --> 00:27:59,353
I didn't say that.
515
00:27:59,355 --> 00:28:00,688
If I turn around, though,
that is it.
516
00:28:00,690 --> 00:28:03,290
Calm down!
I'm not saying... I'm just...
517
00:28:03,292 --> 00:28:04,859
Oh.
518
00:28:04,861 --> 00:28:06,627
Oh, give me a second.
519
00:28:06,629 --> 00:28:08,395
Lauren, I'm 33 years old, yeah?
520
00:28:08,397 --> 00:28:11,732
Now, maybe
you don't feel this, but...
521
00:28:11,734 --> 00:28:14,568
..I see a room that's slowly
filling up with boxes,
522
00:28:14,570 --> 00:28:17,605
and when that room is full,
I'm dead.
523
00:28:18,774 --> 00:28:21,208
Now, right now,
there's a lot of crap in there.
524
00:28:21,210 --> 00:28:23,744
Cheap boxes
that are falling apart.
525
00:28:23,746 --> 00:28:26,647
Boxes so boring, I don't even
remember what's in them.
526
00:28:26,649 --> 00:28:28,749
But a life with you...
527
00:28:30,286 --> 00:28:32,186
..being married to you,
528
00:28:32,188 --> 00:28:35,189
that's a whole bunch
of bright, shiny boxes
529
00:28:35,191 --> 00:28:39,360
full of...diamonds and...
530
00:28:39,362 --> 00:28:41,395
..fairy floss.
531
00:28:44,300 --> 00:28:46,734
Look at where I am
because of you.
532
00:28:46,736 --> 00:28:49,370
I'm in the Top End
of the country.
533
00:28:49,372 --> 00:28:51,839
Already, my boxes
are looking brighter.
534
00:28:55,878 --> 00:28:58,946
So, how do you know we're
going in the right direction?
535
00:28:58,948 --> 00:29:01,749
Well, I checked
your mum's call history.
536
00:29:01,751 --> 00:29:03,784
The last call she made
was to you,
537
00:29:03,786 --> 00:29:06,520
but the call before that,
I called it.
538
00:29:06,522 --> 00:29:08,322
It was a hotel in Kakadu.
539
00:29:11,294 --> 00:29:13,727
But wait - did you call
the Adelaide mob?
540
00:29:13,729 --> 00:29:15,863
Did you cancel the wedding?
541
00:29:15,865 --> 00:29:17,731
Did you tell the girls?
542
00:29:20,603 --> 00:29:22,736
Guess we'd better
go find her, then.
543
00:29:24,540 --> 00:29:27,308
('DOWN UNDER' BY NABARLEK BAND
PLAYS)
544
00:29:36,586 --> 00:29:39,253
♪ Travelling in
a brand-new troopie
545
00:29:40,423 --> 00:29:43,657
♪ On a bininj trail
full of stories
546
00:29:43,659 --> 00:29:48,362
♪ I met a strange daluk
She made me nervous
547
00:29:48,364 --> 00:29:50,798
♪ She took me in
and gave me manme... ♪
548
00:29:50,800 --> 00:29:52,600
- Chuck us your dress.
- Here.
549
00:29:52,602 --> 00:29:55,636
♪ And she say, "Do you come
from a land down under?
550
00:29:56,939 --> 00:30:01,308
♪ "Where daluk smile
and bininj plunder?
551
00:30:01,310 --> 00:30:04,945
♪ "Can you hear, can you hear
the thunder?
552
00:30:04,947 --> 00:30:09,583
♪ "You'd better run,
you'd better take cover"
553
00:30:09,585 --> 00:30:13,287
♪ Buying bread from a man
in Darwin
554
00:30:13,289 --> 00:30:16,790
♪ He was six foot four... ♪
555
00:30:16,792 --> 00:30:18,359
WOMAN: (ON PHONE)
Let's stop. Wait. Wait!
556
00:30:18,361 --> 00:30:20,027
Cudjerie, where the heck
are you now?
557
00:30:20,029 --> 00:30:22,596
LAUREN: Breathe, girls. I'm
just saying start without me.
558
00:30:22,598 --> 00:30:25,399
We'll sweep into Kakadu,
pick up Mum and be back
559
00:30:25,401 --> 00:30:27,868
before you can say, "Damn,
girl! You look deadly in that!"
560
00:30:27,870 --> 00:30:29,270
Stop the car!
561
00:30:29,272 --> 00:30:31,072
- NED: What do you mean?
- Turn in there!
562
00:30:31,073 --> 00:30:32,873
Lauren, what the heck is
going on with this wedding?
563
00:30:32,875 --> 00:30:34,508
WOMAN 2: Give me
the phone, Edgar!
564
00:30:34,510 --> 00:30:36,043
WOMAN 1: Your hand's
got sauce all over it.
565
00:30:36,045 --> 00:30:37,411
- NED: Where are you going?
- Put down the pie!
566
00:30:41,017 --> 00:30:43,550
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
567
00:30:43,552 --> 00:30:45,319
Why?
568
00:30:45,988 --> 00:30:47,788
Why did she sell her car?
569
00:30:47,790 --> 00:30:49,423
This was your mum's?
570
00:30:49,425 --> 00:30:52,726
Why would you drive three hours
only to dump your car?
571
00:30:52,728 --> 00:30:54,862
Maybe...maybe she wanted
a new one?
572
00:30:54,864 --> 00:30:57,398
There's nothing wrong
with this car, Ned.
573
00:31:06,008 --> 00:31:07,941
What's this car doing
in your yard?
574
00:31:07,943 --> 00:31:09,543
(GROANS)
575
00:31:09,545 --> 00:31:11,345
MAN: One lady come along here,
we paid cash for it.
576
00:31:11,347 --> 00:31:12,546
MAN 2: We gave her seven grand.
577
00:31:12,548 --> 00:31:14,782
LAUREN: The lady
who owns this car
578
00:31:14,784 --> 00:31:16,483
sold it to you for seven grand?
579
00:31:16,485 --> 00:31:19,019
MAN: Yeah.
580
00:31:19,021 --> 00:31:20,721
She didn't trade it in,
just sold it!
581
00:31:20,723 --> 00:31:22,990
Took cash. Cash!
582
00:31:22,992 --> 00:31:26,427
I don't like it, Ned. What
the hell is she up to out here?
583
00:31:26,429 --> 00:31:29,863
Let's just get to the hotel
and ask her, yeah?
584
00:31:29,865 --> 00:31:31,832
- Come on, then.
- Right.
585
00:31:34,537 --> 00:31:38,472
P.A.: The next tour group to
the wetlands begins at 11:30.
586
00:31:38,474 --> 00:31:42,009
Please meet at the 'tour group'
sign outside the complex.
587
00:31:48,918 --> 00:31:50,684
Don't look so excited.
588
00:31:50,686 --> 00:31:53,020
What do you want from me? We're
walking into a giant crocodile.
589
00:31:53,022 --> 00:31:54,888
LAUREN: Just let me
do the talking, OK?
590
00:31:54,890 --> 00:31:56,990
NED: OK. OK, Lauren.
Yeah, you do the talking.
591
00:31:56,992 --> 00:31:59,493
Not another word.
You're the boss.
592
00:31:59,495 --> 00:32:01,829
- LAUREN: Look, my mother...
- NED: We're getting married.
593
00:32:01,831 --> 00:32:03,497
- WOMAN: Really?
- Yeah.
594
00:32:03,499 --> 00:32:05,399
Yeah, we're just up here
looking for wedding venues.
595
00:32:05,401 --> 00:32:07,368
We've got, uh...
What was it, babe?
596
00:32:07,370 --> 00:32:09,937
400, 500 guests coming?
597
00:32:09,939 --> 00:32:11,472
They'll all need rooms.
598
00:32:11,474 --> 00:32:12,673
That's not...
599
00:32:12,675 --> 00:32:14,708
We have a fantastic
function venue.
600
00:32:14,710 --> 00:32:16,477
That's exactly what
our mum said.
601
00:32:16,479 --> 00:32:18,045
But we wanted to see
for ourselves,
602
00:32:18,047 --> 00:32:21,482
so we came here to meet her,
but, um...
603
00:32:21,484 --> 00:32:23,984
You see, her mum's having
a bit of a mid-life crisis...
604
00:32:23,986 --> 00:32:25,986
- She is not.
- What was her name again?
605
00:32:25,988 --> 00:32:27,921
- Daffy.
- Daphne Ford.
606
00:32:27,923 --> 00:32:29,957
- Daphne Ford.
- NED: Daphne Ford.
607
00:32:31,494 --> 00:32:34,561
- (WOMAN SIGHS)
- Is there a problem?
608
00:32:44,640 --> 00:32:45,906
Wow.
609
00:32:45,908 --> 00:32:47,574
Big night.
610
00:32:47,576 --> 00:32:50,944
WOMAN: She was with
the French helicopter pilot.
611
00:32:50,946 --> 00:32:52,913
I've got the photos
to prove it.
612
00:32:54,450 --> 00:32:55,983
Thanks, Travis.
613
00:33:01,490 --> 00:33:03,457
LAUREN: Ohh...
614
00:33:03,459 --> 00:33:05,159
I threw her out wearing
not much more than a...
615
00:33:05,161 --> 00:33:06,460
Hat.
616
00:33:06,462 --> 00:33:08,028
That her?
617
00:33:09,598 --> 00:33:10,998
Yep.
618
00:33:12,435 --> 00:33:14,835
You can pick her things up
at reception.
619
00:33:27,216 --> 00:33:28,816
FRENCHMAN: It was as if she had
620
00:33:28,818 --> 00:33:30,884
a thousand years
of repressed sexual...
621
00:33:30,886 --> 00:33:32,653
(LAUREN INTERJECTS IN FRENCH)
622
00:33:32,655 --> 00:33:35,556
I'll never experience a night
of passion like that again.
623
00:33:35,558 --> 00:33:38,792
Sensuous. Frenzied. Insane.
624
00:33:38,794 --> 00:33:40,494
Believe me, she was animal.
625
00:33:40,496 --> 00:33:43,197
- Do you know where she went?
- Ah. Merci beaucoup.
626
00:33:43,199 --> 00:33:46,033
Uh...to fulfil her dream.
627
00:33:46,035 --> 00:33:47,534
Dream? What dream?
628
00:33:47,536 --> 00:33:50,204
To hitchhike like hippie
on motorbike.
629
00:33:50,206 --> 00:33:52,639
- It's a foolish dream, but...
- Where to?
630
00:33:52,641 --> 00:33:53,807
To Katherine.
631
00:33:53,809 --> 00:33:55,242
- Did you say hitchhike?
- Ouais.
632
00:33:55,244 --> 00:33:57,044
- On a motorbike?
- Ouais.
633
00:33:57,046 --> 00:33:58,579
To Katherine?
634
00:33:58,581 --> 00:33:59,780
(AUSTRALIAN ACCENT) Shit.
635
00:33:59,782 --> 00:34:00,981
- Une minute.
- Mm-hm.
636
00:34:00,983 --> 00:34:02,749
Quit ear-bashing me, love.
637
00:34:02,751 --> 00:34:04,751
Yeah, she caught a knee-dragger
to Katherine. Now, bugger off!
638
00:34:04,753 --> 00:34:07,254
(FRENCH ACCENT) OK!
Time to fly, ma jolie!
639
00:34:07,256 --> 00:34:09,056
Allez, allez! Le seatbelt.
640
00:34:09,058 --> 00:34:12,192
Allez, allez!
Au revoir, au revoir!
641
00:34:12,194 --> 00:34:14,828
Allez, allez, allez!
Hélicoptère! Chop chop chop!
642
00:34:16,632 --> 00:34:18,265
Allez, allez. Voilà.
643
00:34:20,035 --> 00:34:21,735
On y va. Au revoir!
644
00:34:21,737 --> 00:34:25,205
I want to stab him
with that cheese knife!
645
00:34:46,829 --> 00:34:48,695
- You sure about this?
- Yep.
646
00:34:49,598 --> 00:34:51,098
You want to go back to Darwin
647
00:34:51,100 --> 00:34:53,133
and get married
without your mum?
648
00:34:53,135 --> 00:34:54,902
Why not?
649
00:34:54,904 --> 00:34:57,237
She got married to Dad without
inviting her mother to theirs.
650
00:34:57,239 --> 00:34:58,739
What do you mean?
651
00:34:58,741 --> 00:34:59,907
I told you this story.
652
00:34:59,909 --> 00:35:01,808
No.
653
00:35:01,810 --> 00:35:05,012
You told me your mum
hasn't spoken to her family
654
00:35:05,014 --> 00:35:07,648
since she was 18.
655
00:35:07,650 --> 00:35:09,683
Lauren?
656
00:35:09,685 --> 00:35:10,951
I don't know my Tiwi nanna,
657
00:35:10,953 --> 00:35:12,853
so I don't know
her side of the story,
658
00:35:12,855 --> 00:35:18,759
but essentially, my mum left
some Tiwi fella at the altar,
659
00:35:18,761 --> 00:35:22,729
eloped with my dad
and never went back.
660
00:35:22,731 --> 00:35:24,331
If she can do that
to her mother,
661
00:35:24,333 --> 00:35:26,199
then I can do it to mine.
662
00:35:26,201 --> 00:35:28,101
We can still find her.
663
00:35:28,103 --> 00:35:29,303
I don't care anymore.
664
00:35:29,305 --> 00:35:31,104
- Let's keep looking.
- (PHONE DINGS)
665
00:35:31,106 --> 00:35:34,074
We've got so much to organise,
I don't know where to start.
666
00:35:34,076 --> 00:35:35,676
(PHONE DINGS REPEATEDLY)
667
00:35:35,678 --> 00:35:37,244
I've got hundreds of messages
from the Adelaide mob,
668
00:35:37,246 --> 00:35:39,680
from the bridesmaids,
all asking me different...
669
00:35:40,716 --> 00:35:41,982
- NED: Hey.
- LAUREN: Ned?
670
00:35:41,984 --> 00:35:43,650
- Do you know this area well?
- Yeah.
671
00:35:43,652 --> 00:35:44,952
LAUREN: Great.
672
00:35:44,954 --> 00:35:46,787
Great. Talking to myself.
673
00:35:46,789 --> 00:35:49,590
NED: Seen anyone on
a knee-dragger riding around?
674
00:35:49,592 --> 00:35:51,959
Alright. Worth trying. Thanks.
675
00:36:13,716 --> 00:36:15,983
(TIWI FOLK MUSIC PLAYS)
676
00:36:21,857 --> 00:36:25,125
(WOMEN SING
TRADITIONAL TIWI SONG)
677
00:36:35,671 --> 00:36:38,171
(TRADITIONAL TIWI SONG
CONTINUES)
678
00:36:51,687 --> 00:36:54,955
(SINGS TRADITIONAL SONG)
679
00:37:12,741 --> 00:37:16,009
(CONTINUES SINGING)
680
00:37:37,132 --> 00:37:40,233
You want to suck on
my salty plums?
681
00:37:40,235 --> 00:37:42,002
No?
682
00:37:51,747 --> 00:37:53,480
- (TYRES SQUEAL)
- Whoa!
683
00:37:56,185 --> 00:37:57,784
What are you doing?!
684
00:37:57,786 --> 00:37:58,919
We're going to Katherine.
685
00:37:58,921 --> 00:38:00,320
(ENGINE ROARS)
686
00:38:00,322 --> 00:38:01,855
I don't know
what Mum's doing there,
687
00:38:01,857 --> 00:38:03,423
but we're gonna find out.
688
00:38:26,081 --> 00:38:27,781
NED: How many bars you got?
689
00:38:27,783 --> 00:38:29,349
Two.
690
00:38:33,455 --> 00:38:35,522
- (RINGING TONE)
- It's ringing.
691
00:38:35,524 --> 00:38:37,190
LAUREN: Dad?
692
00:38:37,192 --> 00:38:38,792
Where's my car?
693
00:38:38,794 --> 00:38:39,993
What you doing?
694
00:38:39,995 --> 00:38:41,194
Walking your stupid dog.
695
00:38:41,196 --> 00:38:42,863
Don't call Cher stupid, Dad!
696
00:38:42,865 --> 00:38:44,164
Dad, just listen carefully,
697
00:38:44,166 --> 00:38:45,899
because I can't believe
I'm asking you this...
698
00:38:45,901 --> 00:38:48,401
- Where's my car?
- We have your stupid car.
699
00:38:48,403 --> 00:38:49,903
Don't call her stupid!
700
00:38:49,905 --> 00:38:52,806
Dad, listen. I need you
to plan the wedding.
701
00:38:52,808 --> 00:38:54,074
Hey, sorry, can we
take a photo?
702
00:38:54,076 --> 00:38:56,176
- So cute!
- Uh, yeah, sure! (LAUGHS)
703
00:38:56,178 --> 00:38:59,146
No, no, no, the whole wedding.
704
00:38:59,148 --> 00:39:01,481
Venue, celebrant, flowers,
candles, canapés.
705
00:39:01,483 --> 00:39:02,949
Bloody everything.
706
00:39:02,951 --> 00:39:04,885
- Perfect. So cute.
- Thanks for that.
707
00:39:04,887 --> 00:39:06,520
Yeah, no. No worries, love.
708
00:39:06,522 --> 00:39:08,321
Dad, are you listening?
709
00:39:08,323 --> 00:39:10,824
God willing we find Mum tonight
and you're off the hook, but...
710
00:39:10,826 --> 00:39:12,859
What, you found her?
Wh-where are you?
711
00:39:12,861 --> 00:39:14,194
No, no, no, Dad. It's...
712
00:39:14,196 --> 00:39:15,896
How'd she look? Is she OK?
713
00:39:15,898 --> 00:39:18,932
She's fine. We haven't
found her yet, but we're close.
714
00:39:18,934 --> 00:39:20,100
I'm coming.
715
00:39:20,102 --> 00:39:22,469
No, Dad! Just...
716
00:39:22,471 --> 00:39:24,538
I need you there, OK?
717
00:39:24,540 --> 00:39:27,440
If she sees me
and hears about the wedding,
718
00:39:27,442 --> 00:39:29,943
maybe she'll put this whole
romantic adventure behind her.
719
00:39:29,945 --> 00:39:31,578
- Romantic?
- Shh! Don't say...
720
00:39:31,580 --> 00:39:33,980
- Who's she there with?
- No-one.
721
00:39:33,982 --> 00:39:36,249
Yeah, I'll bet it's
that personal trainer Hugo.
722
00:39:36,251 --> 00:39:38,351
She's been training with that
poser for the last six months.
723
00:39:38,353 --> 00:39:39,519
Hasn't lost a pound.
724
00:39:39,521 --> 00:39:40,954
She's not with Hugo, Dad.
725
00:39:40,955 --> 00:39:42,388
Then what's so romantic
about it?
726
00:39:42,391 --> 00:39:43,990
She's alone.
727
00:39:45,194 --> 00:39:48,094
Dad, I need you now, OK?
728
00:39:48,096 --> 00:39:51,131
I'll find Mum,
you organise the wedding.
729
00:39:51,133 --> 00:39:54,201
Dad, are you listening? Dad!
730
00:39:55,904 --> 00:39:58,271
It's time to send in
the big gun.
731
00:39:58,273 --> 00:40:00,307
Big gun?
732
00:40:06,315 --> 00:40:07,914
(SNORES)
733
00:40:07,916 --> 00:40:09,482
(CAR PULLS UP)
734
00:40:09,484 --> 00:40:11,084
(CHER GROWLS)
735
00:40:11,086 --> 00:40:12,619
(CAR DRIVES OFF)
736
00:40:12,621 --> 00:40:14,888
(FOOTSTEPS)
737
00:40:39,581 --> 00:40:41,314
Trevor Ford?
738
00:40:43,418 --> 00:40:44,951
What?
739
00:40:44,953 --> 00:40:48,255
Lauren's father?
Have I got the right place?
740
00:40:49,925 --> 00:40:54,094
Are Ronelle, Dana
and, uh, Kailah here yet?
741
00:40:54,096 --> 00:40:57,364
Oh...I don't think so. Why?
742
00:40:57,366 --> 00:40:59,466
Your daughter made my firm
a lot of money
743
00:40:59,468 --> 00:41:01,635
in the last quarter,
and I do not intend to lose her
744
00:41:01,637 --> 00:41:04,337
to some 'no place like home'
la-la fantasy.
745
00:41:04,339 --> 00:41:06,640
She's put me in charge
of this event
746
00:41:06,642 --> 00:41:09,376
and I intend to take charge.
747
00:41:09,378 --> 00:41:12,646
Now, I am no wedding planner,
748
00:41:12,648 --> 00:41:14,915
but I am a planner.
749
00:41:14,917 --> 00:41:16,549
So let's hop to it.
750
00:41:17,986 --> 00:41:19,452
Eh?
751
00:41:37,439 --> 00:41:39,072
(CALLS OUT) Ned?
752
00:42:07,269 --> 00:42:09,035
Is your name Lauren?
753
00:42:11,573 --> 00:42:13,306
Hop in.
754
00:43:08,230 --> 00:43:11,097
Good morning, almost wife.
755
00:43:11,099 --> 00:43:13,733
Good morning, almost husband.
756
00:43:16,104 --> 00:43:17,504
Is that eggs Benedict?
757
00:43:17,506 --> 00:43:20,407
Your favourite, right?
758
00:43:20,409 --> 00:43:23,676
I found all this camping gear
under the car seats.
759
00:43:25,213 --> 00:43:26,780
Shall we?
760
00:43:31,053 --> 00:43:32,619
Listen, um...
761
00:43:33,722 --> 00:43:35,422
Before we left home, uh,
762
00:43:35,424 --> 00:43:38,691
this little thing happened
at work and, um...
763
00:43:38,693 --> 00:43:41,428
Oh, my God!
It's like a restaurant!
764
00:43:41,430 --> 00:43:43,163
Really?
765
00:43:43,165 --> 00:43:44,731
Oh, great.
766
00:43:51,807 --> 00:43:53,573
Thank you.
767
00:43:55,510 --> 00:43:57,277
Come on, then.
768
00:43:59,548 --> 00:44:01,114
Bon appétit.
769
00:44:01,116 --> 00:44:02,749
Mm-hm.
770
00:44:06,154 --> 00:44:07,320
Cake!
771
00:44:07,322 --> 00:44:08,521
Yes!
772
00:44:08,523 --> 00:44:10,557
WOMAN: Oh, come on!
That's too easy!
773
00:44:10,559 --> 00:44:13,159
Yeah, one trip to the Cheesecake
Shop. That's it, done.
774
00:44:13,161 --> 00:44:15,762
Excuse me! Do either of you
know how to make a cake?
775
00:44:15,764 --> 00:44:17,464
Yeah, like you're gonna
make it yourself.
776
00:44:17,466 --> 00:44:20,200
No debate, ladies! Next.
777
00:44:22,804 --> 00:44:26,139
Flowers?! I don't know anything
about bloody flowers!
778
00:44:26,141 --> 00:44:27,574
Here. Give me cake.
779
00:44:27,576 --> 00:44:28,875
Sure. I'll do flowers!
780
00:44:28,877 --> 00:44:32,345
Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh!
No swapping. Next.
781
00:44:39,321 --> 00:44:41,855
- Decorations.
- HAMPTON: Perfect.
782
00:44:44,759 --> 00:44:48,161
That is enough, ladies.
783
00:44:48,163 --> 00:44:49,696
I'm doing cake!
784
00:44:49,698 --> 00:44:51,731
You wouldn't know wedding cake
if it landed between your legs!
785
00:44:51,733 --> 00:44:54,134
At least I got things
landing between my legs!
786
00:44:54,136 --> 00:44:55,435
Oh, yeah, what, Rodney Roberts?
787
00:44:55,437 --> 00:44:56,903
- That's a bit crusty.
- No! Rodney Roberts?
788
00:44:56,905 --> 00:44:58,404
That was, like, five years ago!
789
00:44:58,406 --> 00:45:01,808
(WOMEN ARGUE)
790
00:45:03,512 --> 00:45:05,845
('IF YOU LEAVE ME NOW' PLAYS)
791
00:45:05,847 --> 00:45:08,815
(TREVOR SOBS)
792
00:45:12,721 --> 00:45:15,255
- ♪ If you leave me now... ♪
- (TREVOR SINGS ALONG, SOBS)
793
00:45:15,257 --> 00:45:17,157
Lucky he's not doing music, eh?
794
00:45:22,564 --> 00:45:25,231
LAUREN: I remember going on
one of them tours.
795
00:45:25,233 --> 00:45:28,835
School camp.
Year eight or something.
796
00:45:28,837 --> 00:45:31,638
I remember because one of
the Jawoyn rangers taught us
797
00:45:31,640 --> 00:45:33,573
the local word for
'saltwater crocodile'
798
00:45:33,575 --> 00:45:35,175
and then this boy yells out,
799
00:45:35,177 --> 00:45:37,877
"Hey, Lauren, why don't you
speak Aboriginal?"
800
00:45:37,879 --> 00:45:40,213
Everyone laughed.
801
00:45:40,215 --> 00:45:43,216
I wanted to punch that kid
so bad.
802
00:45:44,653 --> 00:45:48,288
But then I realised it wasn't
the boy I was angry with.
803
00:45:48,290 --> 00:45:50,790
It was the fact
I didn't know the answer.
804
00:45:53,395 --> 00:45:56,262
I don't know why my mum
didn't want to teach me Tiwi.
805
00:45:58,633 --> 00:46:00,767
I don't want to do that
to our kids.
806
00:46:01,870 --> 00:46:03,970
I just don't know
how to avoid it.
807
00:46:09,644 --> 00:46:11,377
(CALLS OUT) Ned!
808
00:46:14,416 --> 00:46:16,916
Talking to my bloody self
again!
809
00:46:19,888 --> 00:46:21,521
Lauren!
810
00:46:21,523 --> 00:46:23,423
Ned?!
811
00:46:25,560 --> 00:46:26,993
Ned, what are you doing?
812
00:46:29,364 --> 00:46:30,597
What?
813
00:46:30,599 --> 00:46:32,865
Your mum's hat!
814
00:46:32,867 --> 00:46:34,534
From the hotel!
815
00:46:34,536 --> 00:46:37,971
Yes! Yes, that's her hat!
816
00:46:37,973 --> 00:46:39,839
- Oof! Sorry. Sorry.
- GIRL: Ow!
817
00:46:39,841 --> 00:46:41,641
Coming through, coming through!
818
00:46:42,577 --> 00:46:43,776
We've found her!
819
00:46:43,778 --> 00:46:45,645
- (LAUGHS)
- WOMAN: What are you doing?
820
00:46:45,647 --> 00:46:47,547
MAN: Hey, whitefella,
we're in the middle of a tour!
821
00:46:47,549 --> 00:46:48,915
(AMERICAN ACCENT)
Get your hands off me!
822
00:46:48,917 --> 00:46:50,783
(AMERICAN ACCENT) Hey, chill!
Relax, man!
823
00:46:50,785 --> 00:46:52,352
Oh, shit. You're not Daffy.
824
00:46:52,354 --> 00:46:53,753
WOMAN: Of course I'm not Daffy!
825
00:46:53,755 --> 00:46:55,555
NED: Sorry, everybody.
I think I stepped on your foot.
826
00:46:55,557 --> 00:46:57,290
Gentlemen,
I just want to apologise.
827
00:46:57,292 --> 00:46:59,525
- Hey, watch out, daddy-o!
- No, sorry. Here, sorry.
828
00:46:59,527 --> 00:47:02,328
I just want to apologise.
We're on a bit of a man-hunt.
829
00:47:02,330 --> 00:47:03,663
Well, a mum-hunt.
830
00:47:03,665 --> 00:47:05,765
I'm actually engaged
to an Aboriginal woman.
831
00:47:05,767 --> 00:47:07,967
She's just over there.
832
00:47:09,304 --> 00:47:10,937
Sorry, everybody. Carry on.
833
00:47:10,939 --> 00:47:12,805
It's a lovely spot.
Lovely spot.
834
00:47:12,807 --> 00:47:14,607
No, no, no.
It wasn't like that.
835
00:47:14,609 --> 00:47:17,277
MAN: We didn't steal the hat,
OK? She gave it to us.
836
00:47:17,279 --> 00:47:18,544
Why would she do that?
837
00:47:18,546 --> 00:47:20,446
Because she was
a lot more chill than you.
838
00:47:20,448 --> 00:47:21,648
Hey, come on. Play nice.
839
00:47:21,650 --> 00:47:23,883
WOMAN: Look, your mom
was a hoot, OK?
840
00:47:23,885 --> 00:47:26,953
First Aboriginal hitchhiker
we've ever picked up.
841
00:47:26,955 --> 00:47:28,855
Anyway, we start
rolling a fatty...
842
00:47:28,857 --> 00:47:30,490
What?
843
00:47:30,492 --> 00:47:31,991
Then she tells us
she's never smoked pot before.
844
00:47:31,993 --> 00:47:33,660
What's that?
845
00:47:33,662 --> 00:47:35,528
We thought it was rude
not to share it with her, so...
846
00:47:35,530 --> 00:47:39,699
You...smoked marijuana
with my mother?
847
00:47:39,701 --> 00:47:42,435
For a first-timer,
she was amazing.
848
00:47:42,437 --> 00:47:43,703
Didn't cough or nothing...
849
00:47:43,705 --> 00:47:45,738
OK, OK, how about
we just cut to the bit
850
00:47:45,740 --> 00:47:47,373
where you tell us where she is?
851
00:47:47,375 --> 00:47:48,975
Uh...
852
00:47:49,844 --> 00:47:51,311
Prison.
853
00:47:53,315 --> 00:47:55,515
- MAN: Hey, cuz! (LAUGHS)
- LAUREN: Braydon!
854
00:47:55,517 --> 00:47:56,949
Fiancé Ned, cousin Braydon.
855
00:47:56,951 --> 00:47:58,584
Cool, bra. How's it hangin'?
856
00:47:58,586 --> 00:48:00,086
Oh, yeah,
a little bit to the left.
857
00:48:00,088 --> 00:48:01,454
Yeah, me too.
858
00:48:01,456 --> 00:48:02,989
So, I guess you're here
about, uh...
859
00:48:02,991 --> 00:48:04,357
What happened?
860
00:48:04,359 --> 00:48:06,926
(LAUGHS) Oh, shit!
861
00:48:06,928 --> 00:48:08,928
Oh! Whoo! (LAUGHS)
862
00:48:08,930 --> 00:48:11,097
Oh, wait till you hear
this one, cuz!
863
00:48:13,101 --> 00:48:14,767
(SIGHS)
864
00:48:14,769 --> 00:48:17,704
So, I'm on patrol, right?
865
00:48:17,706 --> 00:48:20,573
And I pull over this rust bucket
so full of smoke,
866
00:48:20,575 --> 00:48:23,109
it looked like they're having
a smoking ceremony inside.
867
00:48:23,111 --> 00:48:25,445
Before I open my door,
868
00:48:25,447 --> 00:48:27,447
a couple of backpackers
make a run for it
869
00:48:27,449 --> 00:48:28,681
straight into the bush.
870
00:48:28,683 --> 00:48:30,650
I couldn't be arsed
chasing them,
871
00:48:30,652 --> 00:48:34,087
so I take a peek
inside their car and...
872
00:48:34,089 --> 00:48:36,556
..ooh, I nearly fell over
from shock!
873
00:48:36,558 --> 00:48:39,759
Aunty Daff laid out in the back,
getting all Bob Marley and shit.
874
00:48:39,761 --> 00:48:41,627
Proper shame job, eh? (CACKLES)
875
00:48:41,629 --> 00:48:43,696
- It wasn't her pot.
- Yeah, yeah, I know.
876
00:48:43,698 --> 00:48:46,566
- So why did you arrest her?
- Oh, come on, cuz.
877
00:48:46,568 --> 00:48:48,534
Had your mum yelling at me
all morning.
878
00:48:48,536 --> 00:48:49,836
I was just doing my job.
879
00:48:49,838 --> 00:48:52,372
OK, can you just hurry up
so we can see her?
880
00:48:52,374 --> 00:48:53,906
I didn't bloody book her. Nah.
881
00:48:53,908 --> 00:48:55,508
Just locked her up
till she was sober,
882
00:48:55,510 --> 00:48:57,009
copped a lecture
and set her loose.
883
00:48:57,011 --> 00:48:59,979
(BOTH GROAN)
884
00:48:59,981 --> 00:49:01,581
You right, cuz?
885
00:49:02,417 --> 00:49:03,716
She right?
886
00:49:05,387 --> 00:49:08,988
Officer, do you have
a detective in the building?
887
00:49:08,990 --> 00:49:11,023
Um...
888
00:49:11,025 --> 00:49:12,625
Cheeky Wendy sometimes pops in.
889
00:49:12,627 --> 00:49:15,161
Yeah, we're gonna need
to speak to a detective asap.
890
00:49:15,163 --> 00:49:16,796
- Huh?
- Huh?
891
00:49:16,798 --> 00:49:18,531
As I'm sure you're aware,
in the District Court,
892
00:49:18,533 --> 00:49:19,799
a drug trafficking offence...
893
00:49:19,801 --> 00:49:21,033
It was just a little fella.
894
00:49:21,035 --> 00:49:23,770
..could inflict a penalty
of $200,000.
895
00:49:23,772 --> 00:49:24,871
- Whoa, whoa!
- Wait a second!
896
00:49:24,873 --> 00:49:27,173
- Or 15 years in prison.
- Ned!
897
00:49:27,175 --> 00:49:29,142
Go ahead.
898
00:49:29,144 --> 00:49:30,576
Look it up on your computer.
899
00:49:30,578 --> 00:49:32,445
LAUREN: What are you doing?
900
00:49:32,447 --> 00:49:34,580
We're gonna need all your team
working on the case,
901
00:49:34,582 --> 00:49:36,749
and don't make me lodge a 25A.
902
00:49:36,751 --> 00:49:39,819
We all know how tedious that
paperwork can get. Am I right?
903
00:49:40,789 --> 00:49:42,555
So...
904
00:49:43,458 --> 00:49:45,124
..what you're saying is...
905
00:49:46,428 --> 00:49:47,660
..you want us to find her?
906
00:49:47,662 --> 00:49:48,861
- Yes.
- Can you?
907
00:49:48,863 --> 00:49:50,129
But she not even lost.
908
00:49:50,131 --> 00:49:52,565
- What?
- Mum picked her up.
909
00:49:52,567 --> 00:49:54,000
Great!
910
00:49:54,002 --> 00:49:56,569
That's...that's good, isn't it?
911
00:49:56,571 --> 00:49:58,070
Braydon's mum,
she's kind of a...
912
00:49:58,072 --> 00:49:59,505
Pain in the arse.
913
00:49:59,507 --> 00:50:01,841
OK. But maybe
they're still together.
914
00:50:01,843 --> 00:50:03,476
Where do we find your mum?
915
00:50:03,478 --> 00:50:05,511
(LAUGHS)
916
00:50:06,114 --> 00:50:08,080
She gone fishin'.
917
00:50:08,082 --> 00:50:10,149
WOMAN: She didn't sleep
with that Frenchie.
918
00:50:10,151 --> 00:50:11,884
He bats for the other side!
919
00:50:11,886 --> 00:50:14,220
Auntie, come on!
How was I meant to know?
920
00:50:14,222 --> 00:50:16,456
AUNTIE: Well,
the whole Top End knows!
921
00:50:16,458 --> 00:50:17,824
LAUREN: (GROANS) Yeah, alright.
922
00:50:17,826 --> 00:50:19,559
So, tell me, then,
where is she?
923
00:50:19,561 --> 00:50:20,827
Don't humbug me with questions
924
00:50:20,829 --> 00:50:22,962
when you already know
the answer.
925
00:50:22,964 --> 00:50:25,698
If I knew the answer, I wouldn't
be on a wild goose chase.
926
00:50:25,700 --> 00:50:26,999
Wild goose?
927
00:50:27,001 --> 00:50:28,935
Don't you mean jungle fowl?
928
00:50:28,937 --> 00:50:30,603
Huh?
929
00:50:30,605 --> 00:50:32,238
AUNTIE: That's one of
your dances, girl.
930
00:50:32,240 --> 00:50:33,973
Now, sit down and have a cuppa.
931
00:50:33,975 --> 00:50:36,576
- No tea. I just want...
- Did you say milk or sugar?
932
00:50:36,578 --> 00:50:38,478
LAUREN: Neither.
Please, just tell me straight.
933
00:50:38,480 --> 00:50:39,612
Uh, Lauren?
934
00:50:39,614 --> 00:50:41,147
When you dropped her
at the bus,
935
00:50:41,149 --> 00:50:43,015
did she say
where she was going?
936
00:50:43,017 --> 00:50:44,550
Of course.
937
00:50:44,552 --> 00:50:46,052
Well, why don't you just tell me
where she went?
938
00:50:46,054 --> 00:50:47,653
- I can.
- Thank you.
939
00:50:47,655 --> 00:50:48,721
But I won't.
940
00:50:48,723 --> 00:50:50,523
Oh, Jesus!
941
00:50:50,525 --> 00:50:52,925
He can't help. Nah.
942
00:50:56,631 --> 00:50:58,664
Where do you go
to mend a broken heart?
943
00:50:58,666 --> 00:51:00,066
The doctor?
944
00:51:00,068 --> 00:51:02,201
Is she always like this?
945
00:51:06,241 --> 00:51:10,510
When my boy's had a rough day
locking up them wild ones
946
00:51:10,512 --> 00:51:13,012
and hurting real bad,
what does he do?
947
00:51:15,116 --> 00:51:18,117
He comes here to Mummy one.
948
00:51:18,119 --> 00:51:20,586
Fill his belly with a big feed.
949
00:51:20,588 --> 00:51:22,188
He's happy boy.
950
00:51:23,858 --> 00:51:26,259
When you're hurting,
951
00:51:26,261 --> 00:51:28,194
where do you go looking?
952
00:51:29,731 --> 00:51:31,063
For Mum.
953
00:51:31,065 --> 00:51:32,765
Ah.
954
00:51:32,767 --> 00:51:34,834
And your Mummy one?
955
00:51:34,836 --> 00:51:36,602
When she hurt?
956
00:51:38,006 --> 00:51:41,541
I'm sorry, what?
Where's your mum now?
957
00:51:48,249 --> 00:51:50,016
Tiwi.
958
00:51:55,590 --> 00:51:58,124
(WOMEN CHATTER IN BACKGROUND)
959
00:51:58,126 --> 00:52:00,626
- Should I be touching this?
- Take it off!
960
00:52:00,628 --> 00:52:02,595
Hey, no need to snatch!
961
00:52:03,831 --> 00:52:05,798
Hey, Unc.
962
00:52:05,800 --> 00:52:07,300
Sounds like old times.
963
00:52:07,302 --> 00:52:09,035
Bet you're glad those are over.
964
00:52:09,037 --> 00:52:11,804
I'd take 'em back
in a heartbeat.
965
00:52:15,176 --> 00:52:18,044
You know, I probably shouldn't
be talking about this stuff
966
00:52:18,046 --> 00:52:19,679
with you, Uncle,
967
00:52:19,681 --> 00:52:22,248
but ever since my kids' dad
ran off with that skank,
968
00:52:22,250 --> 00:52:25,217
I haven't exactly had much luck
with muligahs.
969
00:52:25,219 --> 00:52:27,186
That is until I went
to a friend's wedding
970
00:52:27,188 --> 00:52:28,654
a few months back
971
00:52:28,656 --> 00:52:31,257
and I met this budju of a man.
972
00:52:31,259 --> 00:52:33,726
And I'm telling you,
we had a night
973
00:52:33,728 --> 00:52:35,828
that started off
like a Disney movie
974
00:52:35,830 --> 00:52:38,698
and ended like a XXX...
975
00:52:38,700 --> 00:52:40,833
Ronelle!
976
00:52:40,835 --> 00:52:44,003
My point is,
weddings change people.
977
00:52:44,005 --> 00:52:45,705
Not just the bride and groom.
978
00:52:45,707 --> 00:52:47,907
We make this wedding
as romantic as possible
979
00:52:47,909 --> 00:52:49,308
and you'll get Auntie back.
980
00:52:49,310 --> 00:52:51,143
(WOMEN ARGUE)
981
00:52:51,145 --> 00:52:54,947
Oi, you mob! Shut your holes
and get your rings in the car!
982
00:52:54,949 --> 00:52:56,816
You want me to check your Keno?
983
00:52:56,818 --> 00:52:58,117
No.
984
00:52:58,119 --> 00:52:59,952
WOMAN: Dunno what
you're moaning about.
985
00:52:59,954 --> 00:53:01,821
- Here, are you driving?
- (WOMEN CHATTER)
986
00:53:01,823 --> 00:53:04,256
Excuse me? We got a wedding
to put together.
987
00:53:04,258 --> 00:53:05,725
Yes, we know.
988
00:53:05,727 --> 00:53:07,126
Yeah, and people are
trying to sleep.
989
00:53:07,128 --> 00:53:08,828
People should be up by now.
990
00:53:08,830 --> 00:53:10,763
If they're not up by now,
they're wasting their lives.
991
00:53:10,765 --> 00:53:12,098
Oh, rightio, Mum!
992
00:53:12,100 --> 00:53:13,833
OK, big shot, let's not
waste our lives away.
993
00:53:13,835 --> 00:53:15,635
- Where to first?
- We gotta go Casuarina.
994
00:53:15,637 --> 00:53:17,103
Then we gotta go out
to Winnellie.
995
00:53:17,105 --> 00:53:18,704
Then we have to go
Mindil Beach markets.
996
00:53:18,706 --> 00:53:20,706
- (HORN HONKS)
- See you, Uncle!
997
00:53:36,057 --> 00:53:39,225
(EAGLE CRIES)
998
00:53:44,298 --> 00:53:45,865
Can you pull over?
999
00:53:45,867 --> 00:53:47,900
- Stop, stop.
- OK, OK.
1000
00:53:55,843 --> 00:53:58,077
(EAGLE CRIES)
1001
00:54:22,437 --> 00:54:24,870
(WHISTLES)
1002
00:54:28,342 --> 00:54:30,409
- Ready?
- Yeah.
1003
00:54:31,379 --> 00:54:33,446
(STARTS ENGINE)
1004
00:54:33,448 --> 00:54:35,381
- (BANG!)
- (ENGINE STOPS)
1005
00:54:35,383 --> 00:54:37,149
That's weird.
1006
00:54:37,151 --> 00:54:38,751
Try it again.
1007
00:54:38,753 --> 00:54:40,720
(CRANKS ENGINE)
1008
00:54:40,722 --> 00:54:42,455
(ENGINE SPLUTTERS)
1009
00:54:44,092 --> 00:54:46,025
(ENGINE STOPS)
1010
00:54:50,732 --> 00:54:52,264
What kind of fuel did you use?
1011
00:54:52,266 --> 00:54:55,034
Just...normal.
You know, unleaded.
1012
00:54:58,339 --> 00:55:00,106
Babe?
1013
00:55:01,109 --> 00:55:02,975
- Oh. Lauren?
- (LAUREN SOBS)
1014
00:55:02,977 --> 00:55:04,777
Lauren, what's the matter?
1015
00:55:06,147 --> 00:55:08,380
Lauren. What did I do?
1016
00:55:08,382 --> 00:55:10,382
(LAUREN SOBS)
1017
00:55:14,021 --> 00:55:15,387
It's a diesel, isn't it?
1018
00:55:15,389 --> 00:55:17,389
- (LAUREN CONTINUES SOBBING)
- It's...
1019
00:55:18,526 --> 00:55:20,760
But no. No, I put in...
1020
00:55:20,762 --> 00:55:23,262
LAUREN: (SOBS) You idiot!
1021
00:55:23,264 --> 00:55:25,831
Ohh!
1022
00:55:34,475 --> 00:55:37,309
SONG: ♪ I'm going back
to my homeland
1023
00:55:37,311 --> 00:55:39,478
♪ To my country by the sea
1024
00:55:41,082 --> 00:55:43,449
♪ I'm going back
to my homeland
1025
00:55:43,451 --> 00:55:45,918
♪ To my country by the sea
1026
00:55:47,355 --> 00:55:49,922
♪ Oh, yeah, I get back
to Numbulwar
1027
00:55:49,924 --> 00:55:52,024
♪ That's where I want to be
1028
00:55:54,028 --> 00:55:56,228
Uh...uh...a tutu!
1029
00:55:56,230 --> 00:55:57,797
- Tutu!
- Um...
1030
00:55:57,799 --> 00:56:00,432
- Tulle.
- Tulle! Yeah! (LAUGHS)
1031
00:56:01,335 --> 00:56:03,235
(TRUCK HORN BLARES)
1032
00:56:05,072 --> 00:56:08,874
Hear you're getting hitched!
Too deadly, Uncle! (HONKS)
1033
00:56:08,876 --> 00:56:10,409
Thanks.
1034
00:56:11,412 --> 00:56:14,013
Get your shit.
We're catching the bus.
1035
00:56:14,015 --> 00:56:16,248
♪ Go fishing in the morning
1036
00:56:16,250 --> 00:56:18,417
♪ And set the traps
at night... ♪
1037
00:56:18,419 --> 00:56:20,286
MAN: Love your bike!
1038
00:56:20,288 --> 00:56:22,888
♪ Go fishing in the morning
1039
00:56:22,890 --> 00:56:25,157
♪ And set the traps at night
1040
00:56:26,861 --> 00:56:28,928
♪ When it's early
in the morning
1041
00:56:28,930 --> 00:56:31,263
♪ Go get the cat
from the trap... ♪
1042
00:56:33,167 --> 00:56:35,000
(GROANS)
1043
00:56:37,538 --> 00:56:39,872
Piece of shit!
1044
00:56:58,593 --> 00:57:00,326
You'll have to call work.
1045
00:57:00,328 --> 00:57:02,995
There's no way
we'll be back in time.
1046
00:57:07,034 --> 00:57:08,601
Did you hear me?
1047
00:57:09,971 --> 00:57:11,203
It's just work.
1048
00:57:11,205 --> 00:57:12,471
Pardon?!
1049
00:57:12,473 --> 00:57:14,273
I'll call them.
1050
00:57:17,111 --> 00:57:19,445
(SIGHS)
1051
00:57:29,023 --> 00:57:30,589
I quit my job.
1052
00:57:31,492 --> 00:57:34,026
Yeah. You're hilarious.
1053
00:57:34,028 --> 00:57:38,397
No, I...I actually...
I actually quit my job.
1054
00:57:38,399 --> 00:57:40,966
Yeah, righto. When?
1055
00:57:42,069 --> 00:57:43,669
The same day I proposed.
1056
00:57:44,572 --> 00:57:46,372
Oh, my God.
1057
00:57:46,374 --> 00:57:48,007
Yeah.
1058
00:57:48,009 --> 00:57:50,276
You quit your job?!
1059
00:57:50,278 --> 00:57:51,610
Yep.
1060
00:57:51,612 --> 00:57:53,612
The same day you proposed?!
1061
00:57:53,614 --> 00:57:55,514
Yeah.
1062
00:57:55,516 --> 00:57:57,316
What the hell is
wrong with you?
1063
00:57:57,318 --> 00:57:59,084
I can't do it anymore.
1064
00:57:59,086 --> 00:58:00,653
What does that even mean?
1065
00:58:00,655 --> 00:58:02,688
It means I can't spend the rest
of my life pretending to be...
1066
00:58:02,690 --> 00:58:04,556
Stop. Wait.
1067
00:58:04,558 --> 00:58:06,358
You've been lying to me
this whole time.
1068
00:58:06,360 --> 00:58:08,093
I haven't lied.
I just haven't found...
1069
00:58:08,095 --> 00:58:10,062
You can't drop a bomb like that
without telling me first!
1070
00:58:10,064 --> 00:58:11,163
..you always cut me off!
1071
00:58:11,165 --> 00:58:12,932
BOTH: You never listen!
1072
00:58:25,146 --> 00:58:27,546
I can't believe we did this
all in a day.
1073
00:58:27,548 --> 00:58:30,082
Like I said, planning is
the bedrock of success.
1074
00:58:30,084 --> 00:58:31,650
I should put this cake
in the fridge.
1075
00:58:31,652 --> 00:58:33,385
- We should pop a champers.
- OTHERS: No.
1076
00:58:33,387 --> 00:58:34,987
The cake. Fridge?
1077
00:58:34,989 --> 00:58:36,722
- Yeah, we'll do it.
- Leave it to us.
1078
00:58:36,724 --> 00:58:38,524
Now, 'night, ladies.
1079
00:58:38,526 --> 00:58:40,993
- Night-night, Uncle.
- Goodnight. The cake?
1080
00:58:40,995 --> 00:58:42,161
Yeah, in the fridge.
1081
00:58:42,163 --> 00:58:43,595
- In the fridge, yeah.
- Goodnight.
1082
00:58:43,597 --> 00:58:45,731
Don't forget, ladies, 6am sharp!
1083
00:58:45,733 --> 00:58:47,533
- See you at seven!
- Night-night.
1084
00:58:49,370 --> 00:58:52,638
Oi, how come they call that dog
Cher when he got boonga?
1085
00:58:52,640 --> 00:58:55,040
Don't judge.
It's a non-binary thing.
1086
00:58:55,042 --> 00:58:56,508
Oh, you mean like
Rodney Roberts?
1087
00:58:56,510 --> 00:59:00,212
- Uh, don't start me now.
- Don't forget the cake!
1088
00:59:00,214 --> 00:59:02,514
(BOTH LAUGH)
1089
00:59:02,516 --> 00:59:05,117
HAMPTON: And then, of course,
she had to hide the heel,
1090
00:59:05,119 --> 00:59:07,019
I don't know,
probably in a croissant.
1091
00:59:07,021 --> 00:59:08,253
(BOTH LAUGH)
1092
00:59:08,255 --> 00:59:09,688
Well, it sounds right.
1093
00:59:09,690 --> 00:59:12,057
She's always been clumsy,
like her mum. (CHUCKLES)
1094
00:59:13,127 --> 00:59:14,727
Tell me about her.
1095
00:59:14,729 --> 00:59:17,162
- Who?
- Your wife.
1096
00:59:22,103 --> 00:59:24,570
Some people say that they
didn't see a divorce coming,
1097
00:59:24,572 --> 00:59:27,439
but...surely
there must be signs.
1098
00:59:27,441 --> 00:59:29,308
We're not divorced.
1099
00:59:29,310 --> 00:59:31,610
Oh, I'm s...I'm sorry. Oh.
1100
00:59:33,014 --> 00:59:35,447
Oh, it's none of my business.
I'm s...
1101
00:59:37,685 --> 00:59:39,785
When Daf and I
first got together,
1102
00:59:39,787 --> 00:59:42,121
it was at the expense
of certain...
1103
00:59:42,790 --> 00:59:44,656
..well, certain traditions.
1104
00:59:44,658 --> 00:59:48,527
She became convinced that
her family hated us for it.
1105
00:59:48,529 --> 00:59:53,132
All that got brushed aside
while we raised Lauren.
1106
00:59:53,134 --> 00:59:55,634
But it's funny how quickly
the years can pass.
1107
00:59:55,636 --> 00:59:59,772
Before you know it, you're
alone again in the house.
1108
00:59:59,774 --> 01:00:01,607
No kid.
1109
01:00:01,609 --> 01:00:03,442
Too much time to think.
1110
01:00:04,545 --> 01:00:06,145
I mean...
1111
01:00:06,147 --> 01:00:08,480
You know, there was talk
in the house.
1112
01:00:09,517 --> 01:00:11,283
Just no listening.
1113
01:00:13,087 --> 01:00:15,254
And eventually,
there wasn't even talk.
1114
01:00:19,827 --> 01:00:23,195
- (BOTH CHUCKLE)
- Sorry.
1115
01:00:23,197 --> 01:00:24,763
Hoo-hoo!
1116
01:00:25,800 --> 01:00:27,599
Oh! (SIGHS) It's still hot.
1117
01:00:27,601 --> 01:00:30,135
Yeah, yeah.
1118
01:00:30,137 --> 01:00:31,804
What about you?
1119
01:00:31,806 --> 01:00:33,439
No, we won't talk about me.
1120
01:00:33,441 --> 01:00:35,340
Aw! That ain't fair.
1121
01:00:37,111 --> 01:00:39,778
Uh, there was a guy, once,
and we were engaged.
1122
01:00:39,780 --> 01:00:41,747
But it doesn't matter.
1123
01:00:41,749 --> 01:00:43,515
Well, and?
1124
01:00:47,354 --> 01:00:49,621
The, uh, lawyer in me...
1125
01:00:51,659 --> 01:00:55,160
..asked him to sign a, uh...
1126
01:00:55,162 --> 01:00:57,162
..prenuptial agreement.
1127
01:00:57,164 --> 01:01:02,101
He felt that was a sign that
I didn't trust him completely.
1128
01:01:03,671 --> 01:01:05,671
And that was it.
It was all over.
1129
01:01:06,874 --> 01:01:08,740
I threw myself into my work.
1130
01:01:09,677 --> 01:01:11,176
Did you trust him?
1131
01:01:11,178 --> 01:01:12,845
Completely.
1132
01:01:17,384 --> 01:01:20,252
I think it was me
I didn't trust.
1133
01:01:25,826 --> 01:01:28,193
(VEHICLE APPROACHES)
1134
01:01:29,363 --> 01:01:31,430
(VEHICLE DRIVES PAST)
1135
01:01:35,536 --> 01:01:37,302
You're right.
1136
01:01:38,772 --> 01:01:40,706
I should have told you
about the job.
1137
01:01:40,708 --> 01:01:42,341
But you know what?
1138
01:01:42,343 --> 01:01:44,776
It might feel like me quitting
came out of nowhere,
1139
01:01:44,778 --> 01:01:46,545
but it didn't.
1140
01:01:47,581 --> 01:01:49,381
You just never noticed.
1141
01:01:50,584 --> 01:01:53,185
You get so wrapped up
in other things.
1142
01:01:53,187 --> 01:01:55,721
Back home, it's your job,
now it's your family...
1143
01:01:55,723 --> 01:01:59,224
If I'm so self-absorbed,
why do you want to marry me?
1144
01:01:59,226 --> 01:02:01,460
- Oh come on, Lauren.
- That's not an answer.
1145
01:02:01,462 --> 01:02:03,162
Because you're not
self-absorbed, OK?
1146
01:02:03,164 --> 01:02:04,396
You're dedicated.
1147
01:02:04,398 --> 01:02:06,231
All I'm saying is
that you could point
1148
01:02:06,233 --> 01:02:07,866
some of that dedication
this way.
1149
01:02:14,742 --> 01:02:17,476
Maybe I should go to Tiwi
on my own.
1150
01:02:18,379 --> 01:02:20,279
No, no.
That doesn't make sense.
1151
01:02:20,281 --> 01:02:22,447
We'd better face this now
before we get married.
1152
01:02:22,449 --> 01:02:25,184
Face what? That I can't be
a part of your family?
1153
01:02:25,186 --> 01:02:26,885
- That's not what I said.
- You're not saying much!
1154
01:02:26,887 --> 01:02:28,353
Don't yell at me.
1155
01:02:28,355 --> 01:02:30,622
OK. (SIGHS)
1156
01:02:30,624 --> 01:02:32,558
OK, let's just cool down
1157
01:02:32,560 --> 01:02:33,959
and discuss this
in the morning, alright?
1158
01:02:33,961 --> 01:02:36,295
There's nothing to discuss.
1159
01:02:36,297 --> 01:02:37,629
You quit your job.
1160
01:02:37,631 --> 01:02:39,364
You're out here
on some big adventure,
1161
01:02:39,366 --> 01:02:43,268
making sure your boxes are
full of beauty or something.
1162
01:02:43,270 --> 01:02:45,270
But I just need to find my mum.
1163
01:02:46,407 --> 01:02:48,574
And I need to do it alone.
1164
01:02:50,211 --> 01:02:51,743
So, what are you saying?
1165
01:02:52,646 --> 01:02:55,247
The...the wedding's off?
1166
01:02:56,850 --> 01:02:58,617
Don't mess me around, Lauren!
1167
01:02:58,619 --> 01:03:00,319
At least have the stomach
to tell me!
1168
01:03:00,321 --> 01:03:02,387
Yes!
1169
01:03:04,992 --> 01:03:06,725
The wedding is off.
1170
01:03:12,833 --> 01:03:14,833
(LAUREN SOBS)
1171
01:03:16,804 --> 01:03:18,537
(GRUNTS)
1172
01:03:19,807 --> 01:03:21,607
HAMPTON: Adina Hotel, please.
1173
01:03:58,445 --> 01:03:59,978
(RHYTHMIC CLAPPING)
1174
01:03:59,980 --> 01:04:03,448
(WOMEN SING IN TIWI)
1175
01:04:46,460 --> 01:04:48,794
(WOMEN CONTINUE SINGING
IN DISTANCE)
1176
01:04:55,903 --> 01:04:58,937
('IF YOU LEAVE ME NOW'
PLAYS IN DISTANCE)
1177
01:05:05,446 --> 01:05:07,546
♪ If you leave me now
1178
01:05:07,548 --> 01:05:12,584
♪ You'll take away
the biggest part of me
1179
01:05:14,054 --> 01:05:19,891
♪ Ooh, no, baby,
please don't go
1180
01:05:22,129 --> 01:05:25,030
♪ And if you leave me now
1181
01:05:25,032 --> 01:05:30,102
♪ You'll take away
the very heart of me
1182
01:05:31,572 --> 01:05:36,842
♪ Ooh, no, baby,
please don't go
1183
01:05:36,844 --> 01:05:43,582
♪ Ooh, girl,
I just want you to stay
1184
01:05:47,588 --> 01:05:54,393
♪ A love like ours is love
that's hard to find
1185
01:05:57,664 --> 01:06:01,867
♪ How could we
let it slip away... ♪
1186
01:06:15,649 --> 01:06:18,650
(NED SIGHS HEAVILY)
1187
01:06:22,055 --> 01:06:23,955
WOMAN: Oi, and don't forget
them heart napkins.
1188
01:06:23,957 --> 01:06:25,457
WOMAN: I won't, I won't!
1189
01:06:25,459 --> 01:06:26,858
RONELLE: Don't get stroppy
with her, please.
1190
01:06:26,860 --> 01:06:29,528
- I'm not!
- You are!
1191
01:06:29,530 --> 01:06:30,762
See how you go.
1192
01:06:30,764 --> 01:06:32,764
- Hey, look who's back!
- NED: Hey.
1193
01:06:32,766 --> 01:06:34,433
- Whoa!
- Just in time!
1194
01:06:34,435 --> 01:06:36,701
- Where's sissy?
- Did you find Auntie?
1195
01:06:36,703 --> 01:06:39,504
Uh...not quite, no, no.
1196
01:06:39,506 --> 01:06:40,872
Well, where's Lauren?
1197
01:06:40,874 --> 01:06:42,441
Um...
1198
01:06:42,443 --> 01:06:44,009
She's gone to Tiwi.
1199
01:06:44,011 --> 01:06:46,144
Tiwi?
1200
01:06:46,146 --> 01:06:48,079
- What about the wedding?
- Yeah, it's tomorrow.
1201
01:06:48,081 --> 01:06:49,481
It's bloody tomorrow.
1202
01:06:49,483 --> 01:06:50,782
The wedding's off.
1203
01:06:50,784 --> 01:06:52,584
- What, you mean postponed?
- Wait. Wait.
1204
01:06:52,586 --> 01:06:54,886
- Hang on a second.
- Like, off?
1205
01:07:37,498 --> 01:07:40,031
HAMPTON: Hi. Look, the wedding's
on track, all set.
1206
01:07:40,033 --> 01:07:42,767
I still can't believe you
talked me into coming up here.
1207
01:07:42,769 --> 01:07:45,604
You must have known a change
of scene was what I needed.
1208
01:07:45,606 --> 01:07:48,573
Anyway, thanks to you, those
new clients are on my back,
1209
01:07:48,575 --> 01:07:49,941
so I'm flying home tonight.
1210
01:07:49,943 --> 01:07:51,910
But you, you have
a proper honeymoon.
1211
01:07:51,912 --> 01:07:55,614
Come back when you're ready.
Congratulations and all that.
1212
01:08:12,633 --> 01:08:14,833
Tiwi taxi service.
Where you going, sis?
1213
01:08:14,835 --> 01:08:17,269
- Um...
- Hey-hey! Only garmin.
1214
01:08:17,271 --> 01:08:20,572
I was just driving past.
Well, you got a lift or what?
1215
01:08:20,574 --> 01:08:22,774
- No, nothing.
- Well, jump in.
1216
01:08:22,776 --> 01:08:24,809
Hey, look, I don't bite.
1217
01:08:24,811 --> 01:08:26,845
Not unless you want me to.
1218
01:08:27,781 --> 01:08:29,047
(LAUGHS)
1219
01:08:29,049 --> 01:08:30,582
So, where are we going, sis?
1220
01:08:30,584 --> 01:08:34,319
Well, I'm looking for my mum.
Daphne Ford.
1221
01:08:34,321 --> 01:08:35,987
Daffy?
1222
01:08:35,989 --> 01:08:39,558
Daffy? Don't be stupid!
1223
01:08:39,560 --> 01:08:41,993
Boonga! Daphne's my sister!
1224
01:08:41,995 --> 01:08:44,329
- What?
- I'm your uncle.
1225
01:08:44,331 --> 01:08:45,964
True cod! Uncle Foxxy!
1226
01:08:45,966 --> 01:08:47,832
(LAUGHS)
1227
01:08:49,102 --> 01:08:51,303
Your mother just come back here
too, you know?
1228
01:08:51,305 --> 01:08:53,338
Long time since I seen her.
1229
01:08:55,142 --> 01:08:57,242
This your first time to Tiwi
too, eh, bub?
1230
01:08:58,612 --> 01:09:00,178
Time to take you
to the family now.
1231
01:09:00,180 --> 01:09:02,948
Hold on to your munchies, 'cause
it's about to get crunchy!
1232
01:09:02,950 --> 01:09:04,883
- (FOXXY LAUGHS)
- Whoa!
1233
01:09:08,956 --> 01:09:11,590
Hello, family! Family!
1234
01:09:11,592 --> 01:09:13,191
That's your family
over there too.
1235
01:09:13,193 --> 01:09:15,660
Hey, look, we're gonna take
this short cut here, bub. Look.
1236
01:09:17,164 --> 01:09:20,031
Yeah, lovely and cool
in here, eh? Lovely.
1237
01:09:20,033 --> 01:09:23,168
I'm Uncle Foxxy and I know
all these backstreets here.
1238
01:09:23,170 --> 01:09:25,103
- This is a backstreet?!
- This is a backstreet.
1239
01:09:25,105 --> 01:09:26,871
(LAUGHS) OK!
1240
01:09:26,873 --> 01:09:28,940
And also, this is where I take
all your...uncles, you know?
1241
01:09:28,942 --> 01:09:31,743
- At night-time.
- (BOTH LAUGH)
1242
01:09:33,814 --> 01:09:37,382
And over here, we have
the one and only Sistagirls.
1243
01:09:37,384 --> 01:09:39,818
Hi, girls!
1244
01:09:41,021 --> 01:09:43,154
Make way! Make way, everybody!
1245
01:09:43,156 --> 01:09:44,923
Precious cargo on board!
1246
01:09:44,925 --> 01:09:46,825
Oh, don't worry, this is where
everything happens,
1247
01:09:46,827 --> 01:09:47,892
at the shop.
1248
01:09:47,894 --> 01:09:49,327
- Hello!
- Hi!
1249
01:09:49,329 --> 01:09:50,762
Oh, hi!
1250
01:09:50,764 --> 01:09:52,364
- Is that my skirt?
- Oh, hello!
1251
01:09:52,366 --> 01:09:54,299
You'd better give it back
to me later.
1252
01:09:54,301 --> 01:09:55,767
How do they know me?
1253
01:09:55,769 --> 01:09:57,235
Well, look,
1254
01:09:57,237 --> 01:09:59,170
you look a bit like your mother
and a bit like me, bub.
1255
01:09:59,172 --> 01:10:00,872
Well, you've seen everything
now, bub!
1256
01:10:00,874 --> 01:10:02,941
- (LAUGHS)
- The whole town centre.
1257
01:10:03,844 --> 01:10:05,410
What did you think of that?
1258
01:10:07,714 --> 01:10:09,848
Now. you don't be a stranger,
alimpunga.
1259
01:10:09,850 --> 01:10:11,883
(SPEAKS TIWI)
1260
01:10:11,885 --> 01:10:13,952
This your family place.
1261
01:10:13,954 --> 01:10:16,421
Look, we know
your mother's story,
1262
01:10:16,423 --> 01:10:18,723
but that's not your story, OK?
1263
01:10:20,727 --> 01:10:22,093
Church over there, look.
1264
01:10:22,095 --> 01:10:24,262
You'll find Mummy one there.
1265
01:10:27,668 --> 01:10:29,000
You're one of them, bub.
1266
01:10:29,002 --> 01:10:31,202
I'll see you round
like a ringworm.
1267
01:10:45,085 --> 01:10:46,685
Hello.
1268
01:10:46,687 --> 01:10:48,887
(ALL GREET HER IN TIWI)
1269
01:10:51,024 --> 01:10:52,891
(LAUREN CHUCKLES)
1270
01:11:21,088 --> 01:11:22,854
Mum.
1271
01:11:29,229 --> 01:11:30,995
Mum!
1272
01:11:35,736 --> 01:11:37,469
- Mum, what's...
- Shh!
1273
01:11:38,972 --> 01:11:42,173
(MAN CHANTS SOFTLY INSIDE)
1274
01:11:44,144 --> 01:11:45,844
(SOFTLY) Come on.
1275
01:11:50,050 --> 01:11:52,784
(MAN CHANTS SOFTLY)
1276
01:12:04,164 --> 01:12:06,030
My grandparents.
1277
01:12:08,969 --> 01:12:10,835
They're still alive?
1278
01:12:11,505 --> 01:12:13,371
Kuwa.
1279
01:12:16,076 --> 01:12:18,009
Can I meet them?
1280
01:12:23,950 --> 01:12:25,483
Please?
1281
01:13:09,262 --> 01:13:11,262
(DAFFY SOBS)
1282
01:13:15,135 --> 01:13:18,469
Lauren...this is my dad.
1283
01:13:18,471 --> 01:13:21,005
Your amini. Grandfather.
1284
01:13:21,007 --> 01:13:24,542
(SPEAKS TIWI)
1285
01:13:34,588 --> 01:13:37,555
(SPEAKS TIWI)
1286
01:14:09,422 --> 01:14:11,890
(GRANDFATHER SPEAKS TIWI)
1287
01:14:26,006 --> 01:14:28,239
(SOBS)
1288
01:14:59,172 --> 01:15:01,306
How did you even know
I was here?
1289
01:15:03,276 --> 01:15:06,044
Did your dad send you here?
Is this what this is about?
1290
01:15:06,046 --> 01:15:09,414
Mum, he thinks you're with
the personal bloody trainer!
1291
01:15:09,416 --> 01:15:12,317
Hugo?
1292
01:15:12,319 --> 01:15:14,152
I've been going to that muligah
for six months
1293
01:15:14,154 --> 01:15:16,187
and I haven't lost a pound!
1294
01:15:16,189 --> 01:15:18,056
Your dad's dumber
than I thought.
1295
01:15:18,058 --> 01:15:21,626
Mum, don't say that! He's been
going crazy without you.
1296
01:15:21,628 --> 01:15:24,062
I'm surprised he noticed
I was gone.
1297
01:15:30,670 --> 01:15:33,137
So? Spit it out.
1298
01:15:34,174 --> 01:15:35,506
What are you doing here?
1299
01:15:38,712 --> 01:15:40,478
(LAUGHS)
1300
01:15:41,648 --> 01:15:43,381
That Ned fella?
1301
01:15:44,184 --> 01:15:45,483
That's great!
1302
01:15:45,485 --> 01:15:47,251
It was great, but...
1303
01:15:49,322 --> 01:15:52,623
Mum, we had the whole wedding
planned and I called it off.
1304
01:15:52,625 --> 01:15:54,359
Why?
1305
01:15:54,361 --> 01:15:57,161
Because I don't want to regret
getting married, like you.
1306
01:15:57,163 --> 01:16:00,298
I don't regret
marrying your father.
1307
01:16:02,068 --> 01:16:04,002
What?
1308
01:16:04,004 --> 01:16:07,305
Marrying your father was the
best thing that happened to me.
1309
01:16:08,575 --> 01:16:12,143
I regret not seeing my family.
1310
01:16:13,480 --> 01:16:17,015
I regret not bringing you here.
1311
01:16:17,017 --> 01:16:20,118
Alimpunga, if I didn't
marry your father,
1312
01:16:20,120 --> 01:16:22,186
I would never have had you.
1313
01:16:26,226 --> 01:16:28,192
Look...
1314
01:16:28,194 --> 01:16:31,763
..I needed some space
from your dad.
1315
01:16:33,466 --> 01:16:37,502
To go it alone for a bit
in order to work out that...
1316
01:16:37,504 --> 01:16:40,104
..your dad wasn't the problem.
1317
01:16:41,608 --> 01:16:43,708
But he wasn't
the solution either.
1318
01:16:45,078 --> 01:16:46,544
And once I worked that out,
1319
01:16:46,546 --> 01:16:50,114
I just had to muster up
the courage and come out here.
1320
01:16:54,421 --> 01:16:57,155
P.A.: Qantas flight 793
to Adelaide
1321
01:16:57,157 --> 01:16:59,323
is now boarding out of gate 4.
1322
01:17:02,062 --> 01:17:04,295
(PHONE BUZZES,
PLAYS 'LA BAMBA')
1323
01:17:04,297 --> 01:17:09,767
♪ Para bailar La Bamba se
necesita un poquito de gracia
1324
01:17:09,769 --> 01:17:12,837
♪ Un poquito de gracia
y otra cosita
1325
01:17:12,839 --> 01:17:14,505
♪ Y arriba, y arriba
1326
01:17:14,507 --> 01:17:18,109
♪ Y arriba, y arriba
por ti seré
1327
01:17:18,111 --> 01:17:22,080
♪ Por ti seré, por ti seré... ♪
1328
01:17:22,082 --> 01:17:23,714
(PHONE RINGS OFF)
1329
01:17:26,853 --> 01:17:29,287
♪ Para bailar La Bamba
1330
01:17:29,289 --> 01:17:34,459
♪ Para bailar La Bamba se
necesita un poquito de gracia
1331
01:17:34,461 --> 01:17:37,528
♪ Un poquito de gracia
y otra cosita
1332
01:17:37,530 --> 01:17:39,330
- ♪ Y arriba, y arri... ♪
- (PHONE STOPS)
1333
01:17:39,332 --> 01:17:40,665
(GROANS)
1334
01:17:40,667 --> 01:17:42,667
Jesus Christ!
1335
01:17:42,669 --> 01:17:45,103
♪ Para bailar La Bamba... ♪
1336
01:17:45,105 --> 01:17:47,638
- (ALL GROAN)
- Oh, come on!
1337
01:17:47,640 --> 01:17:49,407
WOMAN: Oh, whoever that is,
1338
01:17:49,409 --> 01:17:51,642
will you just turn off your
damn phone or answer the call?
1339
01:17:51,644 --> 01:17:54,312
- (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
- MAN: You tell 'em, lass!
1340
01:17:56,549 --> 01:17:57,882
Cruella!
1341
01:17:57,884 --> 01:17:59,650
Fred!
1342
01:18:01,888 --> 01:18:04,122
What are you doing here?
You're getting married tomorrow.
1343
01:18:04,124 --> 01:18:05,556
Yeah, well, not anymore.
1344
01:18:05,558 --> 01:18:06,791
What do you mean?
1345
01:18:06,793 --> 01:18:08,159
She called it off.
1346
01:18:08,161 --> 01:18:10,361
That's her on the phone,
isn't it? Hmm?
1347
01:18:10,363 --> 01:18:11,729
Maybe.
1348
01:18:12,665 --> 01:18:14,532
She wants you back.
1349
01:18:14,534 --> 01:18:15,666
Well, it's too late!
1350
01:18:15,668 --> 01:18:17,335
No, it isn't!
1351
01:18:17,337 --> 01:18:18,669
G...get off me!
1352
01:18:18,671 --> 01:18:20,471
I didn't come all this way
and do all that work
1353
01:18:20,473 --> 01:18:22,540
just to see you chicken out
'cause you're scared
1354
01:18:22,542 --> 01:18:24,775
you're marrying out of
your bloody league!
1355
01:18:24,777 --> 01:18:27,211
Security! Harassment!
1356
01:18:27,213 --> 01:18:29,447
That is my testicle! Get off me!
1357
01:18:29,449 --> 01:18:31,182
I don't want
your bloody testicle!
1358
01:18:31,184 --> 01:18:32,617
('LA BAMBA' CONTINUES)
1359
01:18:32,619 --> 01:18:34,318
MAN: (LAUGHS) Thank you!
1360
01:18:34,320 --> 01:18:35,553
(ANSWERS PHONE)
1361
01:18:35,555 --> 01:18:38,356
- (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
- Don't! Don't!
1362
01:18:39,492 --> 01:18:41,492
LAUREN: Ned, you there?
1363
01:18:42,695 --> 01:18:44,495
Ned?
1364
01:18:45,365 --> 01:18:48,566
If you're listening...um...
1365
01:18:50,503 --> 01:18:53,838
..I-I left my toothbrush
in Dad's car, so...
1366
01:18:55,875 --> 01:18:58,276
Look, Ned.
1367
01:18:58,278 --> 01:19:00,878
I was wrong
not to bring you here with me
1368
01:19:00,880 --> 01:19:03,648
so that we could meet
my family together.
1369
01:19:03,650 --> 01:19:07,351
Without you,
I wouldn't even be here.
1370
01:19:07,353 --> 01:19:09,787
I learnt the Tiwi word
for 'hello'
1371
01:19:09,789 --> 01:19:13,324
and the word for 'crocodile' -
yirrikipai.
1372
01:19:14,894 --> 01:19:18,429
And I learnt the word
for...'husband'.
1373
01:19:19,365 --> 01:19:21,165
And, Ned...
1374
01:19:21,166 --> 01:19:22,966
..I want you to be
my ngyiya-purnayi.
1375
01:19:22,969 --> 01:19:24,902
(CHUCKLES)
1376
01:19:24,904 --> 01:19:26,804
Look, I'll probably
send you crazy
1377
01:19:26,806 --> 01:19:28,673
with my bloody indecisiveness,
1378
01:19:28,675 --> 01:19:31,609
but if that's what you meant by
boxes of fairy floss, then...
1379
01:19:31,611 --> 01:19:33,211
I still want to marry you!
1380
01:19:33,213 --> 01:19:35,713
- (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
- Good lad!
1381
01:19:35,715 --> 01:19:38,249
Is that what you're asking?
1382
01:19:38,985 --> 01:19:40,551
Yes, that's what
I'm asking you.
1383
01:19:40,553 --> 01:19:43,321
I met my grandparents!
1384
01:19:43,323 --> 01:19:45,256
They're still alive!
1385
01:19:45,258 --> 01:19:47,725
Grandpa's the sweetest,
and Grandma, well...
1386
01:19:47,727 --> 01:19:49,427
..she thinks
I'm still Mum, but...
1387
01:19:49,429 --> 01:19:50,628
And how is your mum?
1388
01:19:50,630 --> 01:19:52,396
We had one conversation.
1389
01:19:53,533 --> 01:19:55,800
All I know is that
I want to marry you.
1390
01:19:55,802 --> 01:19:58,152
Me too.
1391
01:19:58,153 --> 01:20:00,503
Oh, but there is one little
proposal disclaimer.
1392
01:20:00,506 --> 01:20:02,406
Yes?
1393
01:20:02,408 --> 01:20:04,375
We have to get married on Tiwi.
1394
01:20:04,377 --> 01:20:06,277
- Tiwi?
- Yeah.
1395
01:20:06,279 --> 01:20:07,945
- Tomorrow?
- Yep.
1396
01:20:08,781 --> 01:20:10,881
Shouldn't be a problem.
1397
01:20:11,784 --> 01:20:13,317
Uh, look, um, I-I'll call you
1398
01:20:13,319 --> 01:20:15,253
as soon as I get back
to the house, OK?
1399
01:20:15,255 --> 01:20:16,587
OK.
1400
01:20:16,589 --> 01:20:17,922
Love you. (LAUGHS)
1401
01:20:17,924 --> 01:20:19,991
I love you too.
1402
01:20:19,993 --> 01:20:22,210
Thanks.
1403
01:20:22,211 --> 01:20:24,428
Oh, and tell everyone
it's a dry wedding.
1404
01:20:24,430 --> 01:20:26,330
- S-sorry, did you just...
- (HANGS UP)
1405
01:20:27,500 --> 01:20:29,967
Dry. Uh...
1406
01:20:31,037 --> 01:20:33,738
Hey, Cruella!
I...I mean Ms Hampton.
1407
01:20:33,740 --> 01:20:35,606
- Where are you going?
- I have to get back.
1408
01:20:35,608 --> 01:20:37,375
But the wedding's back on.
1409
01:20:37,377 --> 01:20:40,711
Well, you look after her, OK?
Because she is a special one.
1410
01:20:40,713 --> 01:20:42,380
No, no, you have to be
at the wedding.
1411
01:20:42,382 --> 01:20:43,881
Why?
1412
01:20:43,883 --> 01:20:46,684
You've always made it obvious
you don't even like me.
1413
01:20:46,686 --> 01:20:50,821
That's not...true. It's...
1414
01:20:50,823 --> 01:20:52,957
Look, the girls told me
what you've done.
1415
01:20:52,959 --> 01:20:55,393
How you've managed
the team and...
1416
01:20:55,395 --> 01:20:58,062
..got Trevor out the pantry.
1417
01:20:58,064 --> 01:21:00,731
You're part of the family now.
You have to be at the wedding.
1418
01:21:00,733 --> 01:21:03,434
Wouldn't be the same
without you.
1419
01:21:05,738 --> 01:21:07,905
(UKULELE MUSIC)
1420
01:21:19,952 --> 01:21:23,721
(TRADITIONAL TIWI SONG PLAYS)
1421
01:21:31,698 --> 01:21:34,398
FOXXY: Right there,
please, bub. Thank you.
1422
01:21:34,400 --> 01:21:36,534
Now it's time to get Foxxed.
1423
01:21:36,536 --> 01:21:37,902
(LAUREN LAUGHS)
1424
01:21:37,904 --> 01:21:39,670
Is that my necklace there?
1425
01:21:39,672 --> 01:21:41,806
You two have no shame helping
yourself to that jewellery.
1426
01:21:41,808 --> 01:21:45,409
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
1427
01:22:11,404 --> 01:22:14,138
Mum kept this for me
after all these years.
1428
01:22:28,554 --> 01:22:30,087
This was yours?
1429
01:22:47,740 --> 01:22:49,473
I hope that cake doesn't melt.
1430
01:22:49,475 --> 01:22:51,075
Everything melts here, Auntie.
1431
01:22:51,077 --> 01:22:54,578
Yeah, the only reason I go to
weddings is for the free booze!
1432
01:22:54,580 --> 01:22:55,980
It's about love.
1433
01:22:55,982 --> 01:22:58,082
Yeah. The love of champagne.
1434
01:23:02,955 --> 01:23:04,688
Here-la!
1435
01:23:10,029 --> 01:23:11,862
She looks deadly.
1436
01:23:11,864 --> 01:23:13,731
Well, she's OK.
1437
01:23:20,173 --> 01:23:21,739
NED: Trevor, the ferry!
1438
01:23:21,741 --> 01:23:23,774
('IF YOU LEAVE ME NOW' PLAYS)
1439
01:23:24,610 --> 01:23:26,143
(GROANS)
1440
01:23:26,145 --> 01:23:28,546
You're not going in there!
1441
01:23:28,548 --> 01:23:31,182
- ♪ If you leave me now.. ♪
- Not today!
1442
01:23:31,184 --> 01:23:35,920
♪ You'll take away
the biggest part of me... ♪
1443
01:23:35,922 --> 01:23:37,221
(GROWLS)
1444
01:23:37,223 --> 01:23:39,657
♪ Ooh... ♪
1445
01:23:44,163 --> 01:23:45,896
You...
1446
01:23:46,833 --> 01:23:48,833
..bastard!
1447
01:23:48,835 --> 01:23:51,202
- We're gonna miss the ferry!
- I'm not going!
1448
01:23:51,204 --> 01:23:53,137
- Yes, you are!
- No!
1449
01:23:54,474 --> 01:23:56,607
- They don't want me there!
- I don't care!
1450
01:23:56,609 --> 01:23:57,942
Everyone there will hate me!
1451
01:23:57,944 --> 01:23:59,910
Ruin this day
and Lauren will hate you too!
1452
01:23:59,912 --> 01:24:01,479
Is that what you want?!
1453
01:24:01,481 --> 01:24:03,781
Arggh! Oh!
1454
01:24:03,783 --> 01:24:05,149
Oh! Oh!
1455
01:24:05,151 --> 01:24:06,884
- You're bleeding.
- Oh, yeah, yeah!
1456
01:24:06,886 --> 01:24:08,853
- Oh, arggh!
- Let me get you a bandaid...
1457
01:24:08,855 --> 01:24:10,988
No, leave it,
leave it, leave it!
1458
01:24:10,990 --> 01:24:12,857
(WHINES)
1459
01:24:15,495 --> 01:24:17,495
Real men walk through glass.
1460
01:24:19,599 --> 01:24:21,866
- (WHIMPERS)
- Ohh!
1461
01:24:24,136 --> 01:24:26,504
I don't know
if Lauren told you, but...
1462
01:24:28,207 --> 01:24:31,242
..my dad died
about six years ago.
1463
01:24:32,111 --> 01:24:33,944
He, uh...
1464
01:24:33,946 --> 01:24:35,713
He was...
1465
01:24:35,715 --> 01:24:38,749
He was walking home from
the office late one night, j...
1466
01:24:38,751 --> 01:24:42,820
Some random guy fell asleep
behind the wheel and...
1467
01:24:45,157 --> 01:24:46,924
..and that was it.
1468
01:24:48,661 --> 01:24:49,960
Oh, what I wouldn't give
1469
01:24:49,962 --> 01:24:51,996
to have him up here
meeting you lot.
1470
01:24:51,998 --> 01:24:54,265
He would have loved
the Territory.
1471
01:24:56,903 --> 01:24:59,236
My dad can't be
at this wedding.
1472
01:25:00,806 --> 01:25:02,907
But Lauren's dad can.
1473
01:25:08,981 --> 01:25:10,814
Alright, I'll...
1474
01:25:10,816 --> 01:25:12,550
..I'll bloody do it.
1475
01:25:12,552 --> 01:25:14,084
- Shit!
- Yeah? Really?
1476
01:25:14,086 --> 01:25:16,620
You get me shoes, I'll get
the glass out of me foot.
1477
01:25:17,957 --> 01:25:20,157
(GROANS) Ohh!
1478
01:25:21,193 --> 01:25:24,128
- Yippee-ki-yay, mother...
- (BARKS)
1479
01:25:25,264 --> 01:25:27,031
Good dog.
1480
01:25:27,833 --> 01:25:29,600
Oh! Arggh!
1481
01:25:33,072 --> 01:25:34,772
We've missed the ferry.
1482
01:25:35,708 --> 01:25:37,641
Then we'll take The Bomber.
1483
01:25:37,643 --> 01:25:40,044
(QUIET CONVERSATION)
1484
01:25:43,983 --> 01:25:47,818
Hi. Hey!
1485
01:25:49,155 --> 01:25:51,255
- Good morning.
- Good morning.
1486
01:26:17,083 --> 01:26:19,149
Oy! (SIGHS NERVOUSLY)
1487
01:26:22,388 --> 01:26:24,188
He'll be here. Um...
1488
01:26:24,190 --> 01:26:26,323
Maybe just give him
a couple of minutes.
1489
01:26:31,731 --> 01:26:33,964
10/1 this isn't happening.
1490
01:26:36,902 --> 01:26:39,837
Stop doing that!
You're making everyone nervous.
1491
01:26:39,839 --> 01:26:42,673
He's two hours late and I'm
the one making them nervous?
1492
01:26:42,675 --> 01:26:44,308
It's fine.
1493
01:26:48,414 --> 01:26:50,681
Anyone got any jokes?
1494
01:26:53,986 --> 01:26:56,086
Mmm, yeah.
1495
01:26:59,692 --> 01:27:01,258
(CHER BARKS)
1496
01:27:03,996 --> 01:27:05,763
RONELLE: They made it!
1497
01:27:12,304 --> 01:27:14,071
Here we go.
1498
01:27:17,443 --> 01:27:19,977
DAFFY: Here, boy!
Here, boy! Here, boy!
1499
01:27:19,979 --> 01:27:21,979
- Come on!
- (WHINES)
1500
01:27:21,981 --> 01:27:24,448
Good boy. Good boy.
1501
01:27:28,921 --> 01:27:31,155
- Go on, then, hurry up.
- Hello, Mum.
1502
01:27:40,766 --> 01:27:43,267
They're here! They made it!
1503
01:27:45,337 --> 01:27:47,104
Thank you.
1504
01:27:53,145 --> 01:27:55,846
About time! (LAUGHS)
1505
01:27:56,982 --> 01:27:58,348
Oh!
1506
01:27:58,350 --> 01:27:59,950
- You're late.
- Terribly sorry.
1507
01:27:59,952 --> 01:28:01,485
There we go.
1508
01:28:01,487 --> 01:28:03,220
You look great.
1509
01:28:05,091 --> 01:28:06,490
Hey, you mob.
1510
01:28:06,492 --> 01:28:09,460
- Sorry I'm late. Sorry.
- (ALL GREET HIM)
1511
01:28:09,462 --> 01:28:11,729
Dad would have loved this.
1512
01:28:29,815 --> 01:28:31,081
Nice beard.
1513
01:28:31,083 --> 01:28:32,783
You like it?
1514
01:28:44,096 --> 01:28:45,395
Come on, now.
1515
01:28:45,397 --> 01:28:47,264
Yeah.
1516
01:28:52,972 --> 01:28:54,538
LAUREN: Oi, you mob.
1517
01:29:01,547 --> 01:29:03,380
I got a bloke to marry.
1518
01:29:08,287 --> 01:29:10,020
You good?
1519
01:29:12,191 --> 01:29:14,258
Yeah. We're good.
1520
01:29:17,997 --> 01:29:20,464
(UKULELE MUSIC)
1521
01:29:23,068 --> 01:29:26,503
(WOMEN SING
TRADITIONAL TIWI SONG)
1522
01:30:14,286 --> 01:30:16,186
(LAUGHS)
1523
01:30:30,102 --> 01:30:31,869
Awana.
1524
01:30:33,939 --> 01:30:35,906
(PRIEST SPEAKS TIWI)
1525
01:30:38,944 --> 01:30:40,277
We made it!
1526
01:30:40,279 --> 01:30:41,612
- Thank Christ!
- Wow.
1527
01:30:41,614 --> 01:30:44,514
- Oh, I'm sorry. Sorry.
- (LAUGHTER)
1528
01:30:46,118 --> 01:30:47,651
I think I want to be a chef.
1529
01:30:47,653 --> 01:30:50,120
- I could be married to a chef.
- Yeah?
1530
01:30:50,122 --> 01:30:54,224
But to be married to a chef,
I have to get married first.
1531
01:30:54,226 --> 01:30:57,160
- Right. Yeah.
- (LAUGHS)
1532
01:30:58,063 --> 01:31:00,097
Let's do this like a boss.
1533
01:31:01,433 --> 01:31:03,066
Hey, not yet. Hey, whoa!
1534
01:31:03,068 --> 01:31:04,601
(LAUGHTER)
1535
01:31:04,603 --> 01:31:06,003
- Shame job.
- Shit!
1536
01:31:06,005 --> 01:31:08,338
- Sorry! Again, sorry.
- (LAUGHTER)
1537
01:31:11,477 --> 01:31:13,243
Couldn't help myself.
1538
01:31:17,483 --> 01:31:19,449
ALL: Kuwa.
1539
01:31:23,689 --> 01:31:26,490
..for Lauren and Ned.
1540
01:32:00,192 --> 01:32:03,460
And what better place
to start that sharing journey
1541
01:32:03,462 --> 01:32:05,262
than right here on Tiwi land?
1542
01:32:08,434 --> 01:32:10,400
On country.
1543
01:32:12,171 --> 01:32:15,272
So...let's get these fellas
married up.
1544
01:32:15,274 --> 01:32:17,641
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
1545
01:32:22,548 --> 01:32:24,281
Yes!
1546
01:32:28,687 --> 01:32:32,356
(TRADITIONAL TIWI SONG PLAYS)
1547
01:32:40,632 --> 01:32:43,734
(WOMEN SING)
1548
01:34:06,819 --> 01:34:09,219
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
1549
01:34:18,097 --> 01:34:19,696
Thank you!
1550
01:34:25,304 --> 01:34:29,372
(TRADITIONAL TIWI SONG PLAYS)
1551
01:35:51,323 --> 01:35:55,759
SONG: ♪ Something inside
sayin' don't you worry
1552
01:35:55,761 --> 01:36:00,363
♪ It's all in good time,
no need to hurry
1553
01:36:00,365 --> 01:36:02,699
♪ So don't you worry, baby
1554
01:36:02,701 --> 01:36:04,568
♪ Don't you worry, baby
1555
01:36:04,570 --> 01:36:08,338
♪ Don't you worry,
baby
1556
01:36:08,340 --> 01:36:10,540
♪ We're on the train now
1557
01:36:10,542 --> 01:36:12,809
♪ Here on the track,
the diesel's humming
1558
01:36:12,811 --> 01:36:15,312
♪ You gotta watch out
1559
01:36:15,314 --> 01:36:16,913
♪ You gotta know the beat
you're drumming
1560
01:36:16,915 --> 01:36:18,882
♪ Didn't you know?
1561
01:36:21,220 --> 01:36:24,254
♪ Didn't you know now?
1562
01:36:24,256 --> 01:36:26,223
♪ Oh, oh, oh
1563
01:36:26,225 --> 01:36:27,724
♪ All of the diamonds
1564
01:36:27,726 --> 01:36:30,227
♪ All of the diamonds
in your pocket
1565
01:36:30,229 --> 01:36:32,429
♪ Didn't you know now?
1566
01:36:33,765 --> 01:36:37,867
♪ They're all for you, baby
1567
01:36:37,869 --> 01:36:41,338
♪ They're all for you
1568
01:36:41,340 --> 01:36:43,373
♪ Oh, oh, oh
1569
01:36:43,375 --> 01:36:46,009
♪ So don't you worry, baby
1570
01:36:46,011 --> 01:36:47,944
♪ Don't you worry, baby
1571
01:36:47,946 --> 01:36:52,415
♪ Something inside
sayin' don't you worry
1572
01:36:52,417 --> 01:36:56,753
♪ It's all in good time,
no need to hurry
1573
01:36:56,755 --> 01:36:59,389
♪ So don't you worry, baby
1574
01:36:59,391 --> 01:37:01,291
♪ Don't you worry, baby
1575
01:37:01,293 --> 01:37:03,860
♪ Don't you worry,
baby
1576
01:37:03,862 --> 01:37:05,262
♪ Hey, hey
1577
01:37:05,264 --> 01:37:07,030
♪ Back on the track now
1578
01:37:07,032 --> 01:37:09,399
♪ Every day is a silver dollar
1579
01:37:09,401 --> 01:37:11,568
♪ Didn't you know now?
1580
01:37:11,570 --> 01:37:13,703
♪ It ain't about
what's in your wallet
1581
01:37:13,705 --> 01:37:15,572
♪ Didn't you know?
1582
01:37:18,010 --> 01:37:20,543
♪ Didn't you know, child?
1583
01:37:20,545 --> 01:37:22,445
♪ Oh, oh, oh
1584
01:37:22,447 --> 01:37:24,681
♪ All of the diamonds
1585
01:37:24,683 --> 01:37:26,883
♪ All of the diamonds
in your pocket
1586
01:37:26,885 --> 01:37:29,653
♪ Didn't you know now?
1587
01:37:30,489 --> 01:37:34,624
♪ They're all for you, baby
1588
01:37:34,626 --> 01:37:38,628
♪ They're all for you,
baby
1589
01:37:38,630 --> 01:37:39,996
♪ Oh, oh, oh
1590
01:37:39,998 --> 01:37:42,966
♪ So don't you worry, baby
1591
01:37:42,968 --> 01:37:44,868
♪ Don't you worry, baby
1592
01:37:44,870 --> 01:37:48,972
♪ Something inside
sayin' don't you worry
1593
01:37:48,974 --> 01:37:53,443
♪ It's all in good time,
no need to hurry
1594
01:37:53,445 --> 01:37:56,012
♪ So don't you worry, baby
1595
01:37:56,014 --> 01:37:57,981
♪ Don't you worry, baby
1596
01:37:57,983 --> 01:38:00,317
♪ Don't you worry,
baby
1597
01:38:00,319 --> 01:38:01,885
♪ Oh, oh, oh
Don't you worry
1598
01:38:01,887 --> 01:38:04,454
♪ So don't give up on me
now, baby
1599
01:38:04,456 --> 01:38:06,323
♪ Don't give up,
don't-don't give up
1600
01:38:06,325 --> 01:38:08,658
♪ Don't give up on me now, baby
1601
01:38:08,660 --> 01:38:10,660
♪ Don't give up,
don't-don't give up
1602
01:38:10,662 --> 01:38:13,029
♪ Don't give up on me now, baby
1603
01:38:13,031 --> 01:38:15,065
♪ Don't give up,
don't-don't give up
1604
01:38:15,067 --> 01:38:17,567
♪ Don't give up on me now, baby
1605
01:38:17,569 --> 01:38:19,536
♪ Don't give up,
don't-don't give up
1606
01:38:19,538 --> 01:38:21,871
♪ Don't give up on me now, baby
1607
01:38:21,873 --> 01:38:23,907
♪ Don't give up,
don't-don't give up
1608
01:38:23,909 --> 01:38:26,076
♪ Don't give up on me now, baby
1609
01:38:26,078 --> 01:38:28,445
♪ Don't give up
I got you, baby
1610
01:38:28,447 --> 01:38:31,715
♪ Something inside
sayin' don't you worry
1611
01:38:31,717 --> 01:38:33,016
♪ I got you, baby
1612
01:38:33,018 --> 01:38:36,753
♪ All in good time,
no need to hurry
1613
01:38:36,755 --> 01:38:40,690
♪ So don't you worry, baby
Don't you worry
1614
01:38:40,692 --> 01:38:42,792
♪ I got you, baby
Don't you worry
1615
01:38:42,794 --> 01:38:45,662
♪ I got you, baby
No need to hurry
1616
01:38:45,664 --> 01:38:49,599
♪ So don't you worry, baby
Don't you worry
1617
01:38:49,601 --> 01:38:51,901
♪ I got you, baby
It's all in good time
1618
01:38:51,903 --> 01:38:54,070
♪ No need to hurry
1619
01:38:54,072 --> 01:38:58,108
♪ So don't you worry, baby
Don't you worry
1620
01:38:58,110 --> 01:39:00,610
♪ I got you, baby
Don't you worry
1621
01:39:00,612 --> 01:39:02,579
♪ I got you, baby
No need to hurry
1622
01:39:02,581 --> 01:39:04,814
♪ I got you, baby
So
1623
01:39:04,816 --> 01:39:06,716
♪ So don't you worry
1624
01:39:06,718 --> 01:39:08,985
♪ I got you, baby
All of the time
1625
01:39:08,987 --> 01:39:11,654
♪ No need to hurry... ♪
1626
01:39:11,656 --> 01:39:15,392
(BAND SINGS IN TIWI)