1 00:00:00,660 --> 00:00:04,720 ["HOLDING BACK THE YEARS" BY SIMPLY RED PLAYING] 2 00:00:12,480 --> 00:00:16,140 ♪ Holding back the years... ♪ 3 00:00:16,210 --> 00:00:18,130 [LAUGHTER] 4 00:00:18,200 --> 00:00:23,530 ♪ Thinking of the fear I've had so long ♪ 5 00:00:23,570 --> 00:00:28,600 ♪ When somebody hears ♪ 6 00:00:29,440 --> 00:00:34,430 ♪ Listen to the fear that's gone ♪ 7 00:00:37,800 --> 00:00:43,620 ♪ Strangled by the wishes of pater ♪ 8 00:00:43,720 --> 00:00:48,210 ♪ Hoping for the arms of mater ♪ 9 00:00:48,580 --> 00:00:50,330 ♪ Get to meet her ♪ 10 00:00:50,460 --> 00:00:55,190 ♪ Sooner or later ♪ 11 00:00:55,200 --> 00:00:57,000 ♪ Oh ♪ 12 00:00:57,040 --> 00:01:01,040 ♪ I'll keep holding on ♪ 13 00:01:02,310 --> 00:01:07,090 ♪ I'll keep holding on ♪ 14 00:01:08,260 --> 00:01:12,300 ♪ I'll keep holding on ♪ 15 00:01:13,840 --> 00:01:19,440 ♪ I'll keep holding on ♪ 16 00:01:20,880 --> 00:01:23,460 ♪ So tight ♪ 17 00:01:34,170 --> 00:01:36,310 ♪ All right ♪ 18 00:01:36,420 --> 00:01:38,310 ♪ Oh, now ♪ 19 00:01:39,350 --> 00:01:42,100 ♪ Well, I... ♪ 20 00:01:42,130 --> 00:01:46,240 ♪ I'll keep holding on ♪ 21 00:01:47,400 --> 00:01:52,020 ♪ I'll keep holding on ♪ 22 00:01:52,100 --> 00:01:54,610 ♪ Holding, holding ♪ 23 00:01:54,640 --> 00:01:56,340 ♪ Holding ♪ 24 00:01:56,380 --> 00:02:01,780 ♪ Holding on... ♪ 25 00:02:02,140 --> 00:02:03,400 ♪ I said. ♪ 26 00:02:03,440 --> 00:02:06,240 I never thought I'd see you in a place like that again. 27 00:02:06,270 --> 00:02:08,370 Turns out, the only thing I'm qualified to do 28 00:02:08,380 --> 00:02:10,370 is give orders and look good. 29 00:02:10,410 --> 00:02:12,080 Where else would I go? 30 00:02:12,210 --> 00:02:13,560 [SNIFFLES] 31 00:02:14,040 --> 00:02:16,660 This must give you some satisfaction. 32 00:02:16,760 --> 00:02:18,020 You won. 33 00:02:18,130 --> 00:02:20,970 None of us win when one of us gets beat down. 34 00:02:21,100 --> 00:02:23,860 Even someone who had the beatdown coming to them. 35 00:02:24,020 --> 00:02:26,620 Why do you always reduce everything down like that? 36 00:02:27,240 --> 00:02:29,580 Because I don't trust you. 37 00:02:29,640 --> 00:02:32,100 Your problem is you don't trust anyone. 38 00:02:32,230 --> 00:02:33,960 That's my golden rule. 39 00:02:34,100 --> 00:02:36,230 Trust gives people power over you. 40 00:02:36,270 --> 00:02:37,579 You and I both know that 41 00:02:37,580 --> 00:02:39,990 sleeping at a fast food booth 42 00:02:40,010 --> 00:02:41,319 and working the sex trade, 43 00:02:41,320 --> 00:02:43,020 you won't live out the year. 44 00:02:44,380 --> 00:02:46,500 You're gonna end up down at the morgue. 45 00:02:50,580 --> 00:02:51,860 Okay. 46 00:02:52,800 --> 00:02:55,080 You want to be a beautiful corpse, fine. 47 00:02:58,880 --> 00:03:00,840 I don't like being needy. 48 00:03:01,720 --> 00:03:04,000 I hate myself for it. 49 00:03:19,420 --> 00:03:21,350 You got a lot to hate yourself for, 50 00:03:21,380 --> 00:03:23,260 but needing help ain't one of them. 51 00:03:36,640 --> 00:03:38,190 [DOOR OPENS] 52 00:03:38,520 --> 00:03:40,720 [FOOTFALLS APPROACH] 53 00:03:40,840 --> 00:03:42,680 PRAY TELL: The category is... 54 00:03:43,940 --> 00:03:46,200 Live... 55 00:03:46,700 --> 00:03:48,410 Work... 56 00:03:48,840 --> 00:03:52,240 Pose! 57 00:03:54,080 --> 00:03:57,539 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - -- www.addic7ed.com -- 58 00:03:57,540 --> 00:03:59,200 ♪ ♪ 59 00:04:11,310 --> 00:04:13,720 I'm not auditioning for no Al B. Sure video. 60 00:04:13,740 --> 00:04:15,140 You're the one in dance school. 61 00:04:15,210 --> 00:04:17,840 You don't need a degree to audition. 62 00:04:17,980 --> 00:04:19,099 And I've seen your moves at 63 00:04:19,100 --> 00:04:20,920 the ball when you let loose. 64 00:04:21,010 --> 00:04:22,380 You're so good. 65 00:04:22,450 --> 00:04:25,140 And when you smile, the world lights up. 66 00:04:25,270 --> 00:04:27,270 [BOTH LAUGH] 67 00:04:27,340 --> 00:04:29,880 Look, I'll only audition 68 00:04:30,160 --> 00:04:31,880 if you audition with me. 69 00:04:32,210 --> 00:04:33,840 It'll make me less nervous. 70 00:04:35,120 --> 00:04:37,880 If it means you'll go, then fine. 71 00:04:43,720 --> 00:04:45,040 [LAUGHTER] 72 00:04:45,100 --> 00:04:46,440 [DOOR OPENS] 73 00:04:46,470 --> 00:04:48,100 BLANCA: Anybody home? 74 00:04:48,110 --> 00:04:50,020 [GRUNTING] 75 00:04:50,120 --> 00:04:51,540 We're in here. 76 00:04:52,020 --> 00:04:54,000 [DOOR CLOSES] 77 00:04:55,740 --> 00:04:56,899 What's she doing here? 78 00:04:56,900 --> 00:04:58,380 She's moving in. 79 00:04:58,460 --> 00:05:00,840 I can't believe we got to give up our room 80 00:05:00,850 --> 00:05:02,916 - and sleep on the sofa. - BLANCA: I would've expected 81 00:05:02,940 --> 00:05:05,360 you two to be a little bit more understanding. 82 00:05:05,410 --> 00:05:06,919 Elektra's not joining our house, 83 00:05:06,920 --> 00:05:08,419 but y'all known Evangelista 84 00:05:08,420 --> 00:05:11,700 takes in all lost souls, no matter your past. 85 00:05:12,060 --> 00:05:13,400 And while she's our guest, 86 00:05:13,460 --> 00:05:15,400 you will treat her with respect. 87 00:05:15,820 --> 00:05:17,600 Now hush up and finish packing. 88 00:05:22,640 --> 00:05:24,720 I cannot express the gratitude I have 89 00:05:24,760 --> 00:05:27,260 for extending this kindness. 90 00:05:28,700 --> 00:05:29,740 Damon. 91 00:05:33,560 --> 00:05:34,980 You're welcome. 92 00:05:35,920 --> 00:05:38,000 Stay as long as you need to. 93 00:05:39,440 --> 00:05:42,400 I suppose this is sufficient space. 94 00:05:43,460 --> 00:05:45,580 Well, it's gonna have to be, 'cause it's all we got. 95 00:05:45,600 --> 00:05:48,180 And I hope you plan on replacing these curtains. 96 00:05:48,280 --> 00:05:50,370 - And if it's not too much trouble... - It will be. 97 00:05:50,400 --> 00:05:52,360 I'd love if the boys could paint the room. 98 00:05:52,370 --> 00:05:54,239 This color looks like a shit-stained diaper 99 00:05:54,240 --> 00:05:55,520 left out in the rain. 100 00:05:55,540 --> 00:05:57,460 Winter lilac is more my color. 101 00:06:02,060 --> 00:06:03,340 Okay. 102 00:06:03,600 --> 00:06:05,500 Fine. 103 00:06:05,740 --> 00:06:07,039 BLANCA: Are you sure I don't look 104 00:06:07,040 --> 00:06:09,240 like no '70s bridesmaid in this thing? 105 00:06:09,300 --> 00:06:11,720 - It's called fashion, bitch. - [BOTH LAUGH] 106 00:06:11,760 --> 00:06:13,399 Yes, and I am well aware 107 00:06:13,400 --> 00:06:15,120 that it is the Princess Ball, 108 00:06:15,140 --> 00:06:16,699 and with all this flow, you're gonna look 109 00:06:16,700 --> 00:06:18,290 like a magical fairy princess 110 00:06:18,330 --> 00:06:20,399 floating into her kingdom 111 00:06:20,400 --> 00:06:21,680 to snatch her crown. 112 00:06:21,720 --> 00:06:24,600 Oh. I'm worried about the House of Ferocity. 113 00:06:24,680 --> 00:06:25,919 - Hmm. - You remember that time 114 00:06:25,920 --> 00:06:28,059 Candy and Lulu cut up their rivals' dresses 115 00:06:28,060 --> 00:06:30,020 just to snag a few trophies for Elektra? 116 00:06:30,080 --> 00:06:31,280 How could I forget? 117 00:06:31,360 --> 00:06:32,900 I'm surprised you didn't rat them out. 118 00:06:32,940 --> 00:06:34,540 We were family back then. 119 00:06:34,580 --> 00:06:36,476 You know those banjee girls don't know when to stop. 120 00:06:36,500 --> 00:06:37,899 Have you heard the latest? 121 00:06:37,900 --> 00:06:39,480 No. What? 122 00:06:39,500 --> 00:06:41,980 Not only did they get that fucking girl 123 00:06:42,020 --> 00:06:44,479 from the shop to join Ferocity, 124 00:06:44,480 --> 00:06:46,479 they also snagged Florida 125 00:06:46,480 --> 00:06:49,080 - and Goddess Aphrodite. - Jesus, no. 126 00:06:49,120 --> 00:06:50,180 Yes, Mary. 127 00:06:50,240 --> 00:06:52,620 They are a house not to be fucked with. 128 00:06:52,660 --> 00:06:54,560 Well, 129 00:06:54,680 --> 00:06:57,459 here's to hoping 130 00:06:57,460 --> 00:06:59,260 their light burns out quick. 131 00:06:59,370 --> 00:07:01,639 In the meantime, I'm-a try to focus on my health 132 00:07:01,640 --> 00:07:04,310 and making sure my family gets back together. 133 00:07:04,340 --> 00:07:05,560 Papi will come home one day. 134 00:07:05,600 --> 00:07:07,480 Attagirl. Yes, he will. 135 00:07:09,060 --> 00:07:10,780 Well, what about you? 136 00:07:12,030 --> 00:07:13,860 You been taking care of yourself? 137 00:07:14,900 --> 00:07:16,300 I don't know. 138 00:07:16,840 --> 00:07:19,140 Ever since Costas died, I... 139 00:07:19,320 --> 00:07:21,480 just been keeping my head down. 140 00:07:21,940 --> 00:07:23,280 Working. 141 00:07:23,380 --> 00:07:26,040 I'm doing my thing, but, you know, 142 00:07:26,230 --> 00:07:29,820 life has become a wash of gray. 143 00:07:30,100 --> 00:07:32,560 Well, I think I got something that might put some pep 144 00:07:32,580 --> 00:07:34,000 back into your step. 145 00:07:34,210 --> 00:07:36,040 I met someone last weekend. 146 00:07:36,120 --> 00:07:37,799 Someone I think you might like. 147 00:07:37,800 --> 00:07:38,800 Me? 148 00:07:39,110 --> 00:07:40,480 PRAY TELL: My, my, my. 149 00:07:40,860 --> 00:07:43,960 I see audacity is back in style. 150 00:07:44,060 --> 00:07:46,400 Now, that body was molded to perfection, 151 00:07:46,440 --> 00:07:49,180 - while this body is just molded. - [LAUGHS] 152 00:07:49,240 --> 00:07:51,760 - Miss Plastic Fantastic... - Hello, sir. 153 00:07:52,440 --> 00:07:53,980 Hello! 154 00:07:54,240 --> 00:07:55,880 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. What do you need? 155 00:07:55,980 --> 00:07:58,440 Can I get a vodka cranberry, please? 156 00:07:58,450 --> 00:08:00,680 [QUIETLY]: Coming right up. 157 00:08:00,880 --> 00:08:02,230 You are too cute. 158 00:08:02,300 --> 00:08:03,840 What's your name? 159 00:08:04,060 --> 00:08:05,160 Keenan. 160 00:08:05,240 --> 00:08:06,420 Keenan. 161 00:08:07,140 --> 00:08:08,800 Can I get your number, Keenan? 162 00:08:08,820 --> 00:08:10,359 [LAUGHS] 163 00:08:10,360 --> 00:08:12,780 I'm sorry, my love, I'm not into the ladies. 164 00:08:12,860 --> 00:08:15,920 I am not deaf, dumb or blind, honey. 165 00:08:15,980 --> 00:08:19,540 It's not for me. You've been staring at my friend all night. 166 00:08:19,620 --> 00:08:20,770 Oh, really? He's single? 167 00:08:20,780 --> 00:08:22,760 Yes. Give me your number. 168 00:08:22,800 --> 00:08:23,876 PRAY TELL: ... with that puffy tuck. 169 00:08:23,900 --> 00:08:25,940 Would somebody please give her some duct tape? 170 00:08:25,980 --> 00:08:27,200 I think you should call him. 171 00:08:27,220 --> 00:08:29,339 - Oh, no, no, no, no. - Uh-uh. Here, Pray. 172 00:08:29,340 --> 00:08:31,500 This shop is closed, honey. 173 00:08:31,680 --> 00:08:33,919 Out of business, and I don't have any plans 174 00:08:33,920 --> 00:08:35,920 of opening it up anytime soon. 175 00:08:36,170 --> 00:08:37,880 I do not need a man to make me happy, 176 00:08:37,920 --> 00:08:40,660 and I especially don't need to be dimming my shine 177 00:08:40,680 --> 00:08:43,640 by getting rejected for being positive. 178 00:08:43,680 --> 00:08:44,700 Mm-mm. 179 00:08:45,220 --> 00:08:46,740 My heart needs a rest. 180 00:08:46,780 --> 00:08:48,406 But you should've seen the way he was looking at you. 181 00:08:48,430 --> 00:08:50,260 And he was fine. 182 00:08:50,400 --> 00:08:52,439 You may be positive, but I know that ho 183 00:08:52,440 --> 00:08:55,160 inside of you is thirsting for some fine-ass trade. 184 00:08:55,760 --> 00:08:58,919 That is "reformed ho" to you, 185 00:08:58,920 --> 00:09:00,620 thank you very much. 186 00:09:00,640 --> 00:09:02,180 [LAUGHS] Okay. 187 00:09:07,100 --> 00:09:08,340 Fine. 188 00:09:08,420 --> 00:09:10,380 You might want to splurge on some Nice 'N Easy. 189 00:09:10,390 --> 00:09:12,140 Them gray hairs ain't doing you no favors. 190 00:09:12,160 --> 00:09:14,270 - Uh... shut up, bitch! - [LAUGHS SOFTLY] 191 00:09:14,880 --> 00:09:17,780 Everybody likes a little smoky up there now and again. 192 00:09:18,140 --> 00:09:20,860 - Daddies are in. - [LAUGHS] 193 00:09:31,310 --> 00:09:32,580 BLANCA: Hello? 194 00:09:33,040 --> 00:09:35,020 - Am I interrupting? - No. 195 00:09:35,080 --> 00:09:37,040 I'm just preparing for class. 196 00:09:37,220 --> 00:09:38,899 Come in. 197 00:09:38,900 --> 00:09:40,740 [PANTING] 198 00:09:41,100 --> 00:09:44,740 You wanted to see me, which means one thing. 199 00:09:44,780 --> 00:09:46,330 Is Damon's screwing up again? 'Cause I'll bust him 200 00:09:46,340 --> 00:09:47,760 upside his head if he trying you. 201 00:09:47,860 --> 00:09:49,310 [LAUGHS]: That won't be necessary. 202 00:09:49,760 --> 00:09:51,270 You've been a great mother to him. 203 00:09:51,340 --> 00:09:53,000 He's really straightened up. 204 00:09:53,060 --> 00:09:54,959 And I wanted you to be the first to know, 205 00:09:54,960 --> 00:09:56,960 as his guardian, 206 00:09:57,000 --> 00:09:59,740 that his scholarship has been approved for a second year. 207 00:10:00,070 --> 00:10:01,460 Oh, my God. 208 00:10:02,260 --> 00:10:04,580 I am so incredibly proud of him. 209 00:10:04,970 --> 00:10:06,760 And I'm proud of you, too. 210 00:10:07,280 --> 00:10:10,270 Blanca, I've seen parents give their children 211 00:10:10,280 --> 00:10:13,520 the best training, the best education money can buy. 212 00:10:13,600 --> 00:10:16,400 And yet, their dancing careers go nowhere. 213 00:10:17,340 --> 00:10:19,999 You, however, have given Damon something 214 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:23,640 that will allow him to soar in this world: 215 00:10:24,020 --> 00:10:25,520 self-worth. 216 00:10:26,480 --> 00:10:29,060 As long as he knows his life has value, 217 00:10:29,200 --> 00:10:31,380 he will be unstoppable. 218 00:10:32,880 --> 00:10:35,940 [LAUGHS SOFTLY, EXHALES] 219 00:10:37,010 --> 00:10:38,160 Ooh. 220 00:10:38,410 --> 00:10:40,000 Can you do me a favor? 221 00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:42,330 Can you hold off on telling him the good news? 222 00:10:42,340 --> 00:10:43,659 I kind of want to tell him myself. 223 00:10:43,660 --> 00:10:45,700 [LAUGHS SOFTLY] Of course. 224 00:10:45,760 --> 00:10:46,980 You've earned that. 225 00:10:48,640 --> 00:10:50,260 [CHUCKLES] 226 00:10:53,750 --> 00:10:55,056 Out of all the years I've known you, 227 00:10:55,080 --> 00:10:56,559 I've never seen you walk out of the house 228 00:10:56,560 --> 00:10:57,849 without a beat face. 229 00:10:57,850 --> 00:10:59,380 I didn't have time. You dragged me out 230 00:10:59,390 --> 00:11:00,750 to this mystery appointment. 231 00:11:00,790 --> 00:11:02,420 Elektra, you need to be real with me. 232 00:11:02,490 --> 00:11:04,080 You're depressed, and I get it. 233 00:11:04,140 --> 00:11:06,730 But I'm not gonna let you fall into the abyss like other girls. 234 00:11:06,760 --> 00:11:10,080 After today, I want to see a full face on you. 235 00:11:10,200 --> 00:11:12,710 Everyone needs to see Elektra in all her glory. 236 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:15,320 We're having lunch? 237 00:11:15,400 --> 00:11:16,499 No. 238 00:11:16,500 --> 00:11:18,180 You're applying for a job. 239 00:11:19,300 --> 00:11:20,550 Indochine? 240 00:11:20,600 --> 00:11:22,239 No! 241 00:11:22,240 --> 00:11:24,560 I cannot work in the service industry. 242 00:11:24,920 --> 00:11:26,879 Oh, but you can dance at Show World? 243 00:11:26,880 --> 00:11:28,639 - Come on. - I do not have the same skills 244 00:11:28,640 --> 00:11:29,780 a common person has. 245 00:11:29,810 --> 00:11:32,220 Do you expect me to wash dishes with these hands? 246 00:11:32,260 --> 00:11:33,880 BLANCA: But you not gonna be a peasant. 247 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:35,749 They're hiring hostesses. 248 00:11:35,750 --> 00:11:37,690 Glamorous, regal and refined. 249 00:11:38,140 --> 00:11:40,790 You fit the bill, and they pay well. 250 00:11:42,860 --> 00:11:45,650 - [WHISPERS]: I can't. - Yes, you can. 251 00:11:45,660 --> 00:11:47,710 My house, my rules. 252 00:11:48,280 --> 00:11:50,550 What if they ask me to tally people's bills? 253 00:11:50,690 --> 00:11:52,119 I didn't stay in school long enough 254 00:11:52,120 --> 00:11:53,750 to learn how to operate a calculator. 255 00:11:53,780 --> 00:11:55,596 Bitch, they ain't asking you to be a mathematician. 256 00:11:55,620 --> 00:11:58,560 All you got to do is look pretty and judge people. 257 00:11:58,880 --> 00:12:02,080 Now get over there and ask for a goddamn application. 258 00:12:09,420 --> 00:12:10,800 [SIGHS] 259 00:12:15,340 --> 00:12:16,600 Excuse me. 260 00:12:16,730 --> 00:12:18,860 I heard you're hiring for a lead hostess, 261 00:12:18,900 --> 00:12:21,380 and you're looking for upscale and dignified women? 262 00:12:21,420 --> 00:12:22,480 That is correct. 263 00:12:22,620 --> 00:12:24,439 Elektra Abundance. 264 00:12:24,440 --> 00:12:26,000 May I please have an application? 265 00:12:26,020 --> 00:12:27,720 - Of course. Follow me. - [BLANCA EXCLAIMS] 266 00:12:27,760 --> 00:12:30,300 Fucking work. Sh... oh. 267 00:12:30,590 --> 00:12:32,860 [BOTH MOUTHING] 268 00:12:33,500 --> 00:12:35,710 CHOREOGRAPHER: Dancers 151 to 160. 269 00:12:39,620 --> 00:12:40,979 Hey. 270 00:12:40,980 --> 00:12:42,520 You got this. 271 00:12:42,880 --> 00:12:43,880 Okay? 272 00:12:46,240 --> 00:12:48,590 CHOREOGRAPHER: Five, six, seven, eight. 273 00:12:48,630 --> 00:12:51,470 ♪ All alone, you get off on your own, girl ♪ 274 00:12:51,480 --> 00:12:53,780 ♪ All alone, you get off on your own ♪ 275 00:12:53,820 --> 00:12:56,470 ♪ All alone, you get off on your own, girl ♪ 276 00:12:56,480 --> 00:12:58,480 ♪ Girl, girl, girl ♪ 277 00:12:58,490 --> 00:13:01,390 ♪ All alone, you get off on your own, girl ♪ 278 00:13:01,460 --> 00:13:03,720 ♪ All alone, you get off on your own ♪ 279 00:13:03,760 --> 00:13:06,379 ♪ All alone, you get off on your own, girl ♪ 280 00:13:06,380 --> 00:13:08,360 ♪ Girl, girl, girl ♪ 281 00:13:08,460 --> 00:13:10,780 ♪ Don't you leave me standing here ♪ 282 00:13:10,820 --> 00:13:13,610 ♪ What is it? You feel no fear ♪ 283 00:13:13,620 --> 00:13:17,490 ♪ Let me make it up to you, my dear ♪ 284 00:13:17,560 --> 00:13:21,180 ♪ I'm all alone ♪ 285 00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:23,360 ♪ Sitting right here by the phone ♪ 286 00:13:23,430 --> 00:13:25,140 ♪ My heart is broken now ♪ 287 00:13:25,260 --> 00:13:27,510 ♪ Believe me, girl ♪ 288 00:13:27,550 --> 00:13:30,450 ♪ Ooh. ♪ 289 00:13:30,620 --> 00:13:32,340 CHOREOGRAPHER: All right, thanks, guys. 290 00:13:36,980 --> 00:13:39,680 You stay and you stay. 291 00:13:40,840 --> 00:13:42,200 And you stay. 292 00:13:43,580 --> 00:13:44,900 And you. 293 00:13:46,480 --> 00:13:48,540 - Stay. - [EXHALES] 294 00:13:48,560 --> 00:13:50,920 The rest of you can go. Thanks for your time. 295 00:13:52,620 --> 00:13:54,790 [LAUGHS] 296 00:14:00,520 --> 00:14:02,280 Don't change a thing. 297 00:14:02,320 --> 00:14:04,420 - You look amazing. - [CHUCKLES] Thank you. 298 00:14:04,520 --> 00:14:05,819 I love that jacket. 299 00:14:05,820 --> 00:14:07,560 Thank you. I made it myself. 300 00:14:07,760 --> 00:14:09,590 Cute and talented. 301 00:14:09,620 --> 00:14:11,280 Where have you been all my life? 302 00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:14,200 [CHUCKLES] 303 00:14:20,840 --> 00:14:23,540 I assume you have a reservation. 304 00:14:26,580 --> 00:14:28,760 Looks like you're moving up in the world, girl. 305 00:14:28,790 --> 00:14:30,940 By the looks of it, we both are. 306 00:14:33,720 --> 00:14:36,080 [BOTH LAUGHING] 307 00:14:36,360 --> 00:14:38,499 I'm, uh, 308 00:14:38,500 --> 00:14:41,020 I'm really, really glad you agreed to dinner. 309 00:14:41,140 --> 00:14:42,999 Well, I wanted to ask you out for a while, 310 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:46,540 but I've always been too chickenshit to approach you. 311 00:14:46,790 --> 00:14:48,399 Was it my stunning beauty 312 00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:49,599 - that scared you off? - Mm-mm. 313 00:14:49,600 --> 00:14:50,639 It was that big mouth. 314 00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:52,619 [BOTH LAUGH] 315 00:14:52,620 --> 00:14:54,540 Look, we can't all be larger than life. 316 00:14:54,550 --> 00:14:56,060 You're intimidating. 317 00:14:56,120 --> 00:14:59,360 - That's the first time I've heard that. - [CHUCKLES] 318 00:15:01,240 --> 00:15:04,920 So, uh, what do you want to do with your life? 319 00:15:05,680 --> 00:15:08,220 I'm certain that bartending can't be the dream. 320 00:15:08,340 --> 00:15:09,719 Okay, judgy. 321 00:15:09,720 --> 00:15:10,820 - No, I... - Mm-mm. 322 00:15:10,850 --> 00:15:13,120 It's cool. Um... [LAUGHS] 323 00:15:13,180 --> 00:15:16,760 Uh, if you must know, I'm a sculptor. 324 00:15:16,860 --> 00:15:19,750 Yeah. Bartending is just how I survive 325 00:15:19,760 --> 00:15:23,020 while I wait for some gallery to realize I'm a genius. 326 00:15:24,420 --> 00:15:25,810 - Confidence. - Mm-hmm. 327 00:15:26,860 --> 00:15:28,810 - Sexy. - Oh. 328 00:15:28,820 --> 00:15:31,560 Wish I still had that fire in me. 329 00:15:31,820 --> 00:15:33,380 What extinguished it? 330 00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:36,820 [EXHALES LOUDLY] 331 00:15:36,830 --> 00:15:38,280 Life. 332 00:15:38,650 --> 00:15:40,539 Well... 333 00:15:40,540 --> 00:15:44,700 maybe I can... 334 00:15:44,940 --> 00:15:47,100 help you reignite that flame. 335 00:15:52,380 --> 00:15:53,760 [SIGHS] 336 00:15:53,890 --> 00:15:55,810 I have to tell you something. 337 00:15:58,160 --> 00:16:00,259 - You're seeing someone else. - Please. 338 00:16:00,260 --> 00:16:02,180 I wish it was that simple. 339 00:16:07,260 --> 00:16:09,200 I have HIV. 340 00:16:12,520 --> 00:16:13,940 I recently lost a lover, 341 00:16:13,950 --> 00:16:17,660 and being here with you, it's like... 342 00:16:19,100 --> 00:16:21,080 the first time I was... 343 00:16:23,520 --> 00:16:25,720 the first time I was with him. [CHUCKLES] 344 00:16:26,760 --> 00:16:28,240 I told Blanca that I wasn't ready, 345 00:16:28,300 --> 00:16:29,919 but she said I can't sit around the house 346 00:16:29,920 --> 00:16:32,380 feeling sorry for myself. 347 00:16:33,680 --> 00:16:35,826 Now that you know my truth, you probably want to leave, 348 00:16:35,850 --> 00:16:37,000 and I wouldn't blame you. 349 00:16:37,060 --> 00:16:39,340 So why don't you just go and I-I'll pick up the check 350 00:16:39,350 --> 00:16:41,460 - and we can pretend this never happened. - Hey, hey. 351 00:16:53,240 --> 00:16:55,740 [KEENAN SIGHS] 352 00:16:56,200 --> 00:16:57,800 I'm sorry... 353 00:16:58,730 --> 00:17:02,360 that you're going through a rough time. 354 00:17:02,440 --> 00:17:03,810 What can I do to help? 355 00:17:05,850 --> 00:17:07,840 Oh. I, uh... 356 00:17:10,300 --> 00:17:11,920 I don't know. 357 00:17:12,300 --> 00:17:15,880 Besides Blanca, you're the first person I've told. 358 00:17:16,390 --> 00:17:18,280 Thank you for sharing that. 359 00:17:18,340 --> 00:17:19,479 Do you think you're the first guy 360 00:17:19,480 --> 00:17:20,660 I've dated that's positive? 361 00:17:20,780 --> 00:17:22,640 We'll be safe. 362 00:17:22,780 --> 00:17:24,980 But you should know... 363 00:17:25,820 --> 00:17:28,720 I don't give it up that easy. 364 00:17:28,860 --> 00:17:32,240 - [LAUGHS] - Oh, you are shady, shady boots. 365 00:17:32,260 --> 00:17:33,660 Hey. Shh. 366 00:17:47,280 --> 00:17:49,040 Mm. 367 00:17:54,750 --> 00:17:57,240 [BOTH CHUCKLE] 368 00:17:59,550 --> 00:18:01,420 ELEKTRA: You're clearly hard of hearing. 369 00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:02,996 Unless you have a reservation this evening, 370 00:18:03,020 --> 00:18:05,320 you will not be seated. Period. 371 00:18:05,480 --> 00:18:06,960 And for future reference, 372 00:18:07,020 --> 00:18:10,380 Indochine does not cater to the bridge and tunnel crowd. 373 00:18:10,420 --> 00:18:11,750 [BOTH LAUGH] 374 00:18:27,250 --> 00:18:29,220 You cleaning in here again? 375 00:18:29,260 --> 00:18:31,020 Otherwise we get roaches. 376 00:18:31,330 --> 00:18:34,200 It's New York; there's always cockroaches. 377 00:18:36,280 --> 00:18:37,710 You want to talk? 378 00:18:39,780 --> 00:18:41,240 About what? 379 00:18:42,880 --> 00:18:44,820 About that broken heart of yours. 380 00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:46,820 Come on, girl, talk to me. 381 00:18:46,860 --> 00:18:49,200 ANGEL: I just want to wash him out of my mind. 382 00:18:49,220 --> 00:18:51,279 It's like he put this device in me that makes it so that 383 00:18:51,280 --> 00:18:53,760 I can't even look at or touch another guy. 384 00:18:53,820 --> 00:18:55,359 Is that what they calling it now? 385 00:18:55,360 --> 00:18:56,540 A device? 386 00:18:56,680 --> 00:18:58,620 - [ANGEL LAUGHS, SOBS] - Come here. 387 00:19:00,500 --> 00:19:01,880 [SIGHS] 388 00:19:02,760 --> 00:19:04,980 [ANGEL GROANS] 389 00:19:05,060 --> 00:19:06,620 [SNIFFLES] 390 00:19:10,580 --> 00:19:12,750 - [SIGHS] - [SNIFFLES] 391 00:19:22,960 --> 00:19:25,400 I went back out at the piers. 392 00:19:28,580 --> 00:19:30,900 I just started crying in the middle of a job. 393 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:34,890 Well, maybe it's time... 394 00:19:35,460 --> 00:19:37,160 you don't do work like that no more. 395 00:19:37,220 --> 00:19:38,720 And I don't judge you or nothing. 396 00:19:38,730 --> 00:19:40,760 I used to walk those piers, too. 397 00:19:40,790 --> 00:19:43,780 But a girl who looks like you has options. 398 00:19:43,910 --> 00:19:46,760 - Not making that kind of money. - Oh, I got a plan. 399 00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:49,020 - What? - Night school. 400 00:19:49,100 --> 00:19:50,439 [CHUCKLES SOFTLY] 401 00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:51,460 Angel... 402 00:19:52,620 --> 00:19:55,320 I really need you to get it together. 403 00:19:57,180 --> 00:19:58,880 You're the next in line. 404 00:19:58,900 --> 00:20:00,499 Yeah, when I'm walking balls with a cane 405 00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:02,159 and gray hairs coming out of my ears. 406 00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:03,380 [LAUGHS] 407 00:20:15,980 --> 00:20:17,700 I want to tell you something. 408 00:20:17,880 --> 00:20:20,340 You got to promise me you're not gonna tell the others. 409 00:20:20,980 --> 00:20:22,320 Okay? 410 00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:25,280 What? 411 00:20:29,890 --> 00:20:32,060 I tested positive. 412 00:20:37,120 --> 00:20:39,380 I need you to take care of this house. 413 00:20:39,620 --> 00:20:41,990 [SNIFFLING SOFTLY] 414 00:20:42,020 --> 00:20:43,520 Okay? 415 00:20:44,020 --> 00:20:45,520 It's not tomorrow, 416 00:20:45,580 --> 00:20:47,620 but it's sooner than you think. 417 00:20:50,650 --> 00:20:54,700 You are going to be a mother to all these children, 418 00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:56,650 and many more. 419 00:20:56,660 --> 00:20:59,660 And no white boy from the suburbs... 420 00:21:01,530 --> 00:21:03,820 is gonna rescue you. 421 00:21:05,100 --> 00:21:07,780 We're the only ones who got each other's back. 422 00:21:09,300 --> 00:21:10,860 Come here. 423 00:21:11,950 --> 00:21:13,920 [SNIFFLES] 424 00:21:17,600 --> 00:21:19,820 I got you. 425 00:21:23,810 --> 00:21:25,770 Apparently I'm the only one 426 00:21:25,780 --> 00:21:27,620 who dresses for dinner in this house. 427 00:21:27,680 --> 00:21:29,320 Don't you have linen napkins? 428 00:21:29,360 --> 00:21:30,599 No. 429 00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:32,880 And everybody in this house helps set the table. 430 00:21:38,300 --> 00:21:40,680 These utensils don't match. 431 00:21:40,710 --> 00:21:42,620 BLANCA: Girl, don't start. 432 00:21:42,660 --> 00:21:44,820 Okay, before y'all dig in, 433 00:21:44,850 --> 00:21:47,440 I have to share some very exciting news. 434 00:21:47,520 --> 00:21:49,500 - This is a party? - Ricky and I have 435 00:21:49,520 --> 00:21:50,740 some exciting news to share, too. 436 00:21:50,760 --> 00:21:53,120 Okay, baby, you go ahead and go first. 437 00:21:53,200 --> 00:21:56,540 Well... we... 438 00:21:56,610 --> 00:21:58,600 auditioned for Al B. Sure's next video. 439 00:21:58,620 --> 00:21:59,839 What?! 440 00:21:59,840 --> 00:22:02,680 I love Al B. Sure! 441 00:22:02,720 --> 00:22:03,750 Holy shit. 442 00:22:03,780 --> 00:22:05,300 He is the Marvin Gaye of our time. 443 00:22:05,380 --> 00:22:07,890 Dick and I made love to him at least twice a week. 444 00:22:07,920 --> 00:22:10,350 Ooh, nothing or no one 445 00:22:10,360 --> 00:22:14,140 is a panty-dropper like Al B. Sure. 446 00:22:14,920 --> 00:22:16,380 Mmm. 447 00:22:16,550 --> 00:22:18,540 The best part is that we both made it 448 00:22:18,580 --> 00:22:19,580 and we're gonna be in the video 449 00:22:19,581 --> 00:22:21,620 and we're going on tour. 450 00:22:22,480 --> 00:22:23,720 But don't freak out. 451 00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:25,360 It's just a tristate area thing. 452 00:22:25,420 --> 00:22:26,939 And we can get everybody tickets. 453 00:22:26,940 --> 00:22:30,580 - And backstage passes? - Damon, you're still in school. 454 00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:33,400 And I thought I told you not to interrupt his schooling. 455 00:22:33,420 --> 00:22:34,660 He didn't. 456 00:22:34,700 --> 00:22:36,660 I encouraged him. 457 00:22:37,080 --> 00:22:39,680 And the point of going to a dance school 458 00:22:39,690 --> 00:22:41,360 is to be a professional dancer. 459 00:22:42,100 --> 00:22:44,279 I mean, this is the best opportunity 460 00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:46,040 for both of us, Mother. 461 00:22:46,400 --> 00:22:48,680 Blanca, this is the big time 462 00:22:48,720 --> 00:22:50,920 you have been dreaming about for your children. 463 00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:53,940 Perhaps you are unfamiliar with Al B. Sure's music. 464 00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:55,750 I have his tape in my purse. 465 00:22:55,760 --> 00:22:59,120 - Ma, you don't have to do that. You don't... - [WHOOPING] 466 00:23:03,360 --> 00:23:04,910 I am so proud of you. 467 00:23:04,950 --> 00:23:07,620 - Thank you. - Come here. 468 00:23:11,440 --> 00:23:14,100 Mother, you shouldn't be washing dishes by yourself. 469 00:23:14,200 --> 00:23:15,600 I'll dry. 470 00:23:20,140 --> 00:23:22,399 In all that carrying on about Al B. Sure, 471 00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:24,320 no one asked what my news was. 472 00:23:25,400 --> 00:23:26,820 I'm sorry. 473 00:23:27,080 --> 00:23:29,000 I didn't mean to make that all about me. 474 00:23:29,040 --> 00:23:30,960 But my news was about you, too. 475 00:23:31,680 --> 00:23:33,660 Helena called me in. 476 00:23:33,730 --> 00:23:35,520 She told me that you got accepted 477 00:23:35,540 --> 00:23:37,180 into your second year at school. 478 00:23:37,500 --> 00:23:39,360 No way! 479 00:23:39,440 --> 00:23:42,820 She told me you've been working really hard. 480 00:23:44,750 --> 00:23:46,400 We're proud of you. 481 00:23:48,730 --> 00:23:51,530 Oh, no, don't get yourself all worked up. 482 00:23:51,660 --> 00:23:53,510 I'm not gonna make you stay in school. 483 00:23:54,160 --> 00:23:56,060 I'm not that kind of mother. 484 00:23:57,180 --> 00:23:59,940 This is a real great opportunity for me and Ricky. 485 00:23:59,950 --> 00:24:01,919 Okay, listen, sex on tour 486 00:24:01,920 --> 00:24:03,530 is gonna feel the same as it did 487 00:24:03,540 --> 00:24:04,550 back there in that room. 488 00:24:04,560 --> 00:24:07,720 A professional opportunity to be dancers getting paid. 489 00:24:07,760 --> 00:24:09,280 You got the talent. 490 00:24:09,700 --> 00:24:11,999 And opportunities are gonna come, 491 00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:14,819 but they'll be wasted if you're not 100% ready 492 00:24:14,820 --> 00:24:17,320 in taking advantage of them. 493 00:24:20,040 --> 00:24:21,219 You think I'm not good enough 494 00:24:21,220 --> 00:24:22,539 to shine out in the real world. 495 00:24:22,540 --> 00:24:25,660 No, I'm saying, in a year or two, 496 00:24:25,800 --> 00:24:29,340 you'll be better in ways you can't even imagine yet. 497 00:24:29,620 --> 00:24:32,400 One job ain't nothing if it don't lead to another. 498 00:24:32,440 --> 00:24:34,439 You have to shine so bright out there 499 00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:36,120 that they can't deny you. 500 00:24:40,500 --> 00:24:43,880 Look, just... just think about it for a day or two. 501 00:24:45,280 --> 00:24:49,280 And I'll support you in whatever you choose. 502 00:24:49,750 --> 00:24:51,240 [SIGHS] 503 00:24:52,720 --> 00:24:54,320 I love you, Mother. 504 00:24:54,940 --> 00:24:56,620 I love you, too. 505 00:24:59,380 --> 00:25:01,060 [DAMON LAUGHS] 506 00:25:03,580 --> 00:25:05,080 Now finish washing these damn dishes 507 00:25:05,100 --> 00:25:07,380 - 'cause I'm going to bed. - [LAUGHS] 508 00:25:21,160 --> 00:25:23,480 [DOORBELL RINGS] 509 00:25:30,050 --> 00:25:32,150 - STAN: Hey. - Hey. 510 00:25:36,250 --> 00:25:39,220 Still weird having to ring the doorbell at my own house. 511 00:25:39,260 --> 00:25:40,759 I can think of some weirder things 512 00:25:40,760 --> 00:25:42,260 I've had to get used to. 513 00:25:45,740 --> 00:25:47,600 What's going on with this? 514 00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:51,180 Uh, Amanda, she's... 515 00:25:51,560 --> 00:25:52,680 she's acting out. 516 00:25:56,400 --> 00:25:58,079 Maybe we should talk to that therapist again. 517 00:25:58,080 --> 00:25:59,720 We're not going back to the therapist. 518 00:26:05,800 --> 00:26:08,580 [SIGHS] I was thinking... 519 00:26:09,640 --> 00:26:14,120 um, for the sake of the kids, 520 00:26:14,820 --> 00:26:17,500 maybe it would be good if I moved back in here for a while. 521 00:26:18,010 --> 00:26:19,409 You know, we got that guest room. 522 00:26:19,410 --> 00:26:21,176 I could sneak in there after the kids fall asleep 523 00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:22,480 and sleep there. 524 00:26:22,520 --> 00:26:24,040 I know you want nothing to do with me, 525 00:26:24,690 --> 00:26:26,650 but unless you told your mom already, 526 00:26:26,690 --> 00:26:28,536 there's a way we could play this where nobody has to know 527 00:26:28,560 --> 00:26:29,980 - about our problems. - No. 528 00:26:31,060 --> 00:26:32,600 No, everybody has to know. 529 00:26:33,360 --> 00:26:34,670 I mean, not all the details. 530 00:26:34,680 --> 00:26:37,620 I'll-I'll spare you that, but... 531 00:26:38,520 --> 00:26:41,600 there's no more pretending, not about anything. 532 00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:46,419 I mean, I think you're right. 533 00:26:46,420 --> 00:26:48,380 I think you should move back in here for the kids. 534 00:26:48,430 --> 00:26:50,610 It's good for them to have you around. 535 00:26:53,360 --> 00:26:54,580 Thank you. 536 00:26:54,720 --> 00:26:56,320 But first you have to quit your job. 537 00:26:56,460 --> 00:26:58,590 No more Manhattan executive time for you. 538 00:26:58,720 --> 00:27:00,399 Sell the Cadillac, the cuff links 539 00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:01,710 and the watches, all of it. 540 00:27:01,720 --> 00:27:02,779 [SCOFFS] 541 00:27:02,780 --> 00:27:04,059 How am I supposed to pay the bills? 542 00:27:04,060 --> 00:27:05,600 Get a job around here. 543 00:27:05,640 --> 00:27:07,980 Sell insurance or real estate. 544 00:27:08,040 --> 00:27:09,820 Whatever it takes for you to be home 545 00:27:09,840 --> 00:27:11,890 when the kids get back from school. 546 00:27:12,700 --> 00:27:14,000 Where will you be? 547 00:27:16,540 --> 00:27:19,340 I'm gonna be taking classes at Montclair State. 548 00:27:19,560 --> 00:27:21,570 I'm gonna get my master's. 549 00:27:22,480 --> 00:27:24,259 Eventually the kids will be old enough 550 00:27:24,260 --> 00:27:26,300 to understand all this, and... 551 00:27:27,960 --> 00:27:30,520 I want to be completely independent by then. 552 00:27:32,670 --> 00:27:33,980 I understand. 553 00:27:39,460 --> 00:27:40,920 I love you. 554 00:27:46,420 --> 00:27:49,740 ♪ ♪ 555 00:27:49,770 --> 00:27:52,510 Good evening and good morning, hookers. 556 00:27:52,540 --> 00:27:53,850 - [CROWD CHEERING] - I know it's hot. 557 00:27:53,860 --> 00:27:56,020 I said good evening and good morning, hookers! 558 00:27:56,060 --> 00:27:58,350 - [CHEERING] - Now, listen, 559 00:27:58,360 --> 00:27:59,960 somebody had told me 560 00:27:59,970 --> 00:28:01,899 that the Department of Health 561 00:28:01,900 --> 00:28:04,200 had closed down the bathhouses, 562 00:28:04,260 --> 00:28:06,799 but from where I'm standing, it looks like they just 563 00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:09,200 dumped you bitches right on out here in front of me! 564 00:28:09,240 --> 00:28:12,000 [CHEERING] 565 00:28:12,040 --> 00:28:15,720 And I hope you have some garments hiding backstage 566 00:28:15,740 --> 00:28:18,960 or something, because tonight 567 00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:24,480 is the motherfucking Princess Ball, bitches! 568 00:28:24,910 --> 00:28:29,070 Ah, and I'm gonna need you to show our judges 569 00:28:29,080 --> 00:28:32,580 your very, very best. 570 00:28:32,900 --> 00:28:34,540 Are you ready? 571 00:28:34,630 --> 00:28:36,990 - [CHEERING] - The category is: 572 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:41,340 Linen Versus Silk. 573 00:28:42,780 --> 00:28:45,610 I need to see all you butch queens 574 00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:47,659 walking up in here 575 00:28:47,660 --> 00:28:51,060 in your finest summer regalia. 576 00:28:51,140 --> 00:28:52,899 I see you, Prince of Egypt. 577 00:28:52,900 --> 00:28:54,439 I also see that rayon 578 00:28:54,440 --> 00:28:56,140 you done brought up into my kingdom. 579 00:28:56,180 --> 00:28:58,780 Now what'd I say? Linens and silks. 580 00:28:58,800 --> 00:29:00,900 Only the finest of fabrics, 581 00:29:00,940 --> 00:29:03,680 only the finest of textiles, darlings. 582 00:29:03,710 --> 00:29:05,260 Judges, your scores? 583 00:29:05,320 --> 00:29:07,019 Where's the House of Ferocity? 584 00:29:07,020 --> 00:29:08,450 You think they chickening out? 585 00:29:08,460 --> 00:29:09,880 I hope so. 586 00:29:09,960 --> 00:29:12,030 I mean, how are we supposed to be the next legendary house 587 00:29:12,040 --> 00:29:13,900 with only four members challenging their eight? 588 00:29:13,960 --> 00:29:16,140 I've been lighting my candles all week. 589 00:29:16,400 --> 00:29:20,400 Honey, our orishas are working overtime. 590 00:29:20,440 --> 00:29:23,100 Children, what will be will be. 591 00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:25,019 We need to focus on bringing our best, 592 00:29:25,020 --> 00:29:27,060 not worrying about what anyone else is bringing. 593 00:29:27,120 --> 00:29:28,740 We may not be a house of numbers, 594 00:29:28,750 --> 00:29:30,560 but we are a house of love. 595 00:29:30,570 --> 00:29:32,510 Come on, Mother. 596 00:29:32,540 --> 00:29:36,160 Oh! Double your pleasure, double your fun. 597 00:29:36,220 --> 00:29:39,160 Identical twins in form, 598 00:29:39,260 --> 00:29:42,300 fraternal in fashion. 599 00:29:42,320 --> 00:29:45,840 - Get out of my way. - PRAY TELL: One silk, 600 00:29:45,860 --> 00:29:50,300 one linen, and fine, 601 00:29:50,340 --> 00:29:52,859 fine, fine as wine! 602 00:29:52,860 --> 00:29:54,029 Judges, give 'em your scores. 603 00:29:54,030 --> 00:29:56,740 Ten, ten, ten, ten. Work it out. 604 00:29:56,860 --> 00:29:58,460 And please don't make me hotter. 605 00:29:58,530 --> 00:30:00,670 Whoo! My stars. 606 00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:02,470 My, my, my, my. 607 00:30:02,540 --> 00:30:03,940 Good evening, 608 00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:08,540 broke... ass... losers. 609 00:30:08,550 --> 00:30:09,550 CANDY: Looks like they created 610 00:30:09,560 --> 00:30:12,300 - a category for subway hoodrats. - [CHUCKLES] 611 00:30:12,340 --> 00:30:13,560 That's very funny. 612 00:30:13,940 --> 00:30:15,639 In the spirit of the Princess Ball, 613 00:30:15,640 --> 00:30:18,450 I'm here to uplift and celebrate the work 614 00:30:18,460 --> 00:30:21,060 of everyone in our community this year. 615 00:30:21,810 --> 00:30:23,159 I'm not gonna even try to throw 616 00:30:23,160 --> 00:30:24,519 your nasty shade back at you. 617 00:30:24,520 --> 00:30:25,886 That's 'cause you can't shade something 618 00:30:25,910 --> 00:30:27,660 that's shining so bright. 619 00:30:27,780 --> 00:30:29,690 Why don't you all just go home 620 00:30:29,700 --> 00:30:32,680 and save yourself the humiliation of defeat, huh? 621 00:30:32,970 --> 00:30:34,830 - Ooh! - LULU: What happened, girl? 622 00:30:34,970 --> 00:30:36,840 I cut my hand on Blanca's stubble. 623 00:30:36,970 --> 00:30:38,800 [LAUGHTER] 624 00:30:39,360 --> 00:30:42,139 - Really, Blanca, go home... - Mm. 625 00:30:42,140 --> 00:30:44,330 ... shave that brick face of yours, and come back 626 00:30:44,340 --> 00:30:45,620 when you learn how to do your makeup. 627 00:30:45,630 --> 00:30:47,140 Candy, cut it out. 628 00:30:47,220 --> 00:30:48,869 Somebody's got to read her for her looks 629 00:30:48,870 --> 00:30:50,670 since these judges won't. 630 00:30:50,740 --> 00:30:51,839 Look at you, 631 00:30:51,840 --> 00:30:53,769 Blanca. Your makeup is horrible. 632 00:30:53,770 --> 00:30:55,659 That wig line is a goddamn crime, 633 00:30:55,660 --> 00:30:57,160 and you look like a hungry boy 634 00:30:57,170 --> 00:30:59,540 in your mama's clothes trying to be something you're not. 635 00:30:59,740 --> 00:31:01,560 Want to be a legendary mother? 636 00:31:01,630 --> 00:31:03,799 Call a doctor and become a woman first. 637 00:31:03,800 --> 00:31:05,039 LIL PAPI: Come on, Candy, we ain't got to be 638 00:31:05,040 --> 00:31:06,536 talking about nobody's womanhood out here. 639 00:31:06,560 --> 00:31:08,630 Shut the fuck up and go get me a drink! 640 00:31:08,640 --> 00:31:10,720 Don't you ever sass your fucking mother. 641 00:31:10,740 --> 00:31:12,600 Excuse me. 642 00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:15,840 - Mm. - Oh, Blanca. Move. 643 00:31:24,100 --> 00:31:26,219 - [MEN WHISTLING] - Yo, that's her right there, bro. 644 00:31:26,220 --> 00:31:27,570 - Damn! - Bro. 645 00:31:27,640 --> 00:31:30,180 - [MEN HOLLERING] - Ay, yo, baby. Damn. 646 00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:31,350 - Ow! - Let me get your number. 647 00:31:31,360 --> 00:31:33,100 - You looking good, mama. - Looking good. 648 00:31:36,220 --> 00:31:38,540 ELEKTRA: Your face looks like a wet weekend. 649 00:31:38,560 --> 00:31:40,200 What do you want, Elektra? 650 00:31:40,460 --> 00:31:43,440 I can't have you pouring more salt on the wound right now. 651 00:31:43,970 --> 00:31:46,200 I've been thinking about your kindness. 652 00:31:46,740 --> 00:31:49,400 You didn't have to make space for me in your home. 653 00:31:50,700 --> 00:31:53,460 You taught me what a real mother is. 654 00:31:53,530 --> 00:31:57,420 I know I haven't always been... warm, 655 00:31:57,480 --> 00:31:59,640 but I'd like to be now, 656 00:31:59,770 --> 00:32:01,619 and, out of respect for you 657 00:32:01,620 --> 00:32:03,579 and the House of Evangelista, 658 00:32:03,580 --> 00:32:05,640 offer my services. 659 00:32:05,680 --> 00:32:07,570 You want to help my house? 660 00:32:07,580 --> 00:32:08,590 Yes. 661 00:32:08,600 --> 00:32:11,520 I received my first paycheck from Indochine today... 662 00:32:11,700 --> 00:32:13,660 a real check, 663 00:32:14,380 --> 00:32:17,600 not dirty bills handed to me under a table. 664 00:32:17,740 --> 00:32:19,820 It reminded me of my value. 665 00:32:20,810 --> 00:32:23,140 That wouldn't have happened if it weren't for you. 666 00:32:36,460 --> 00:32:38,970 I want to challenge the House of Ferocity. 667 00:32:39,560 --> 00:32:41,320 I can't have them coming for me. 668 00:32:43,070 --> 00:32:47,040 I have never known you to back down from a battle. 669 00:32:47,080 --> 00:32:49,419 But before you do that, 670 00:32:49,420 --> 00:32:50,979 let me check some bitches. 671 00:32:50,980 --> 00:32:52,640 [CHUCKLES] 672 00:32:55,040 --> 00:32:57,740 Oh, and, Blanca, 673 00:32:59,280 --> 00:33:02,200 you have always been my heart. 674 00:33:06,940 --> 00:33:08,160 DJ, play some music. 675 00:33:08,240 --> 00:33:10,660 The next category's gonna be in about ten minutes, 676 00:33:10,740 --> 00:33:12,280 after I ring myself off. 677 00:33:14,300 --> 00:33:17,100 I hope you got a good lawyer, girl. 678 00:33:17,600 --> 00:33:18,800 Why is that? 679 00:33:18,970 --> 00:33:20,790 'Cause we about to murder every other house 680 00:33:20,800 --> 00:33:22,900 in this joint. [LAUGHS] 681 00:33:28,710 --> 00:33:31,119 I said that I wanted 682 00:33:31,120 --> 00:33:33,320 a Tab and Malibu Rum. 683 00:33:33,420 --> 00:33:35,720 This is rum and Fresca! 684 00:33:36,260 --> 00:33:38,670 What the fuck is wrong with you?! 685 00:33:38,740 --> 00:33:40,199 Yo, it's loud in here. 686 00:33:40,200 --> 00:33:41,456 Why you got to be so mean to me? 687 00:33:41,480 --> 00:33:42,540 Ain't you ever heard of the phrase, 688 00:33:42,550 --> 00:33:43,840 "You attract more flies with honey"? 689 00:33:43,850 --> 00:33:46,720 Uh-uh. The only thing attracting flies up in here 690 00:33:46,740 --> 00:33:48,160 is that greasy mop on your head. 691 00:33:55,740 --> 00:33:58,500 LULU: What are you doing here? 692 00:33:58,610 --> 00:34:02,920 Is there a Tired Old Bitches on Geritol category tonight? 693 00:34:03,260 --> 00:34:05,120 I'm here to walk with my house. 694 00:34:05,140 --> 00:34:07,139 Not much of a house with only one bitch in it. 695 00:34:07,140 --> 00:34:09,220 More like a studio apartment. 696 00:34:09,460 --> 00:34:11,120 Didn't you hear the news? 697 00:34:11,300 --> 00:34:13,780 I'm walking with the House of Evangelista, 698 00:34:13,840 --> 00:34:16,400 to help them win a trophy or ten, 699 00:34:16,460 --> 00:34:19,800 but mostly to destroy you. 700 00:34:19,810 --> 00:34:21,180 [CROWD MURMURING] 701 00:34:21,740 --> 00:34:24,160 Aphrodite, I've got no beef with you. 702 00:34:24,220 --> 00:34:25,259 You may go or stay 703 00:34:25,260 --> 00:34:27,220 if you don't mind the sight of blood. 704 00:34:27,260 --> 00:34:28,799 I've got nowhere to be. 705 00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:31,120 Good, then you can hear the disappointment in my voice 706 00:34:31,140 --> 00:34:33,170 as I count off the ways in which I've clearly failed 707 00:34:33,180 --> 00:34:35,700 as a mother. Look at the fruits of my labor: 708 00:34:35,760 --> 00:34:38,180 a foolhardy chunk who makes her living on the pole 709 00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:40,660 and a brainless wonder who thinks the way to get curves 710 00:34:40,730 --> 00:34:42,360 is to stick Charmin in her drawers 711 00:34:42,400 --> 00:34:44,340 or to inject cement into her derriere. 712 00:34:44,460 --> 00:34:45,870 House of Ferocity? 713 00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:48,540 You two are about as fierce as my morning cornflakes. 714 00:34:48,670 --> 00:34:51,039 You may have left my home, 715 00:34:51,040 --> 00:34:52,709 but you can't leave me. 716 00:34:52,710 --> 00:34:54,900 I'm in your mind, that voice saying, 717 00:34:54,940 --> 00:34:56,560 "You're not good enough, little girl. 718 00:34:56,630 --> 00:34:58,790 "You're not smart enough or tough enough 719 00:34:58,800 --> 00:35:01,140 or glamorous enough to make it in this world." 720 00:35:01,160 --> 00:35:02,300 And that little voice 721 00:35:02,340 --> 00:35:04,739 is going to eat away at you like termites until your 722 00:35:04,740 --> 00:35:07,300 whole pathetic house comes crashing down. 723 00:35:07,320 --> 00:35:08,919 You think you're on the road to being legends, 724 00:35:08,920 --> 00:35:10,280 but you couldn't make it from here to the door 725 00:35:10,300 --> 00:35:11,630 without me pointing the way. 726 00:35:11,660 --> 00:35:15,530 You're nothing but bags of rancid, rotting meat. 727 00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:22,000 Well, take a long last look at this filet mignon. 728 00:35:22,090 --> 00:35:25,120 I doubt we'll be conversing ever again, unless I take a sudden 729 00:35:25,130 --> 00:35:28,680 interest in dying of boredom. 730 00:35:31,520 --> 00:35:34,950 Lil Papi, I think you've suffered enough for your sins. 731 00:35:35,020 --> 00:35:38,240 I'm sure I can convince your mother Blanca 732 00:35:38,260 --> 00:35:40,690 to take you back if you're willing to grovel a little. 733 00:35:40,700 --> 00:35:42,040 I don't really know what that means, 734 00:35:42,050 --> 00:35:44,060 but I'll grovel all night if I have to. 735 00:35:44,100 --> 00:35:46,360 Get your own damn drinks. 736 00:35:46,370 --> 00:35:48,100 Feeling like a big man now, huh? 737 00:35:48,860 --> 00:35:50,339 Cubby, Lemar. 738 00:35:50,340 --> 00:35:51,720 One chance. 739 00:35:51,890 --> 00:35:54,250 Get ripe with Evangelista or die on the vines 740 00:35:54,260 --> 00:35:55,890 with these withering weeds. 741 00:35:57,520 --> 00:35:59,560 - Let's go. - CANDY: Ugh. 742 00:35:59,640 --> 00:36:01,640 Traitors, all of you. 743 00:36:06,740 --> 00:36:08,240 Bye. 744 00:36:09,780 --> 00:36:10,780 I did. 745 00:36:10,781 --> 00:36:12,470 ELEKTRA: Things are going to be a little tight 746 00:36:12,480 --> 00:36:14,380 in that shoebox of an apartment. 747 00:36:15,520 --> 00:36:17,840 But I have new members for you. 748 00:36:18,260 --> 00:36:21,320 If you even want new members. 749 00:36:23,200 --> 00:36:25,300 Come here, y'all. 750 00:36:25,320 --> 00:36:27,990 - I'm sorry, Blanca. I'm sorry. - It's okay. 751 00:36:38,780 --> 00:36:40,680 Got room for one more? 752 00:36:42,220 --> 00:36:44,660 In my home and in my heart. 753 00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:55,710 PRAY TELL: All right, my sweaty bitches, 754 00:36:55,720 --> 00:36:57,720 it's time for the next category. 755 00:37:00,640 --> 00:37:02,940 Okay, I think we've had enough of feelings. 756 00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:06,540 It's time. 757 00:37:11,120 --> 00:37:13,170 PRAY TELL: You will be 758 00:37:13,180 --> 00:37:16,380 in fringes and feathers 759 00:37:16,440 --> 00:37:20,160 giving us Las Vegas Showgirl Realness, 760 00:37:20,320 --> 00:37:22,420 like Miss Lola Falana 761 00:37:22,460 --> 00:37:26,400 - meets Carmen Miranda. - [CROWD CHEERS] 762 00:37:26,420 --> 00:37:29,200 ♪ Watch where you walk ♪ 763 00:37:29,240 --> 00:37:31,080 ♪ 'Cause the sidewalks talk ♪ 764 00:37:31,120 --> 00:37:33,910 ♪ You better watch what you do... ♪ 765 00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:35,560 All right, all right. 766 00:37:35,700 --> 00:37:37,780 Stop the music, baby, stop the music. 767 00:37:37,790 --> 00:37:39,360 I'm gonna need y'all to simmer down. 768 00:37:39,700 --> 00:37:41,600 Yes, darling, I know, I know. 769 00:37:41,620 --> 00:37:44,680 Just place that jacket in the Christmas ornament box, 770 00:37:44,700 --> 00:37:46,760 - and we'll get back to you. - [LAUGHTER] 771 00:37:47,120 --> 00:37:48,300 All right, now. 772 00:37:48,360 --> 00:37:51,150 A challenge has been issued 773 00:37:51,260 --> 00:37:54,360 for the House of Ferocity 774 00:37:54,400 --> 00:37:58,360 - from the House of Evangelista. - [CROWD CHEERS] 775 00:37:58,460 --> 00:38:01,100 Do you divas accept this challenge? 776 00:38:01,120 --> 00:38:04,780 [LAUGHING] 777 00:38:04,850 --> 00:38:08,090 Have you ever known us to back down from a challenge? 778 00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:10,060 Bring it on, bitch. 779 00:38:10,080 --> 00:38:11,480 PRAY TELL: All right. 780 00:38:11,540 --> 00:38:13,790 The category is: 781 00:38:13,820 --> 00:38:17,660 House Versus House. 782 00:38:17,850 --> 00:38:20,100 The ultimate house bout. 783 00:38:20,160 --> 00:38:22,350 We need to see which one of you can serve us 784 00:38:22,380 --> 00:38:26,840 your finest members and burn this bitch 785 00:38:26,900 --> 00:38:30,030 - to the ground. - [CHEERING] 786 00:38:30,160 --> 00:38:34,600 Turn up the music and pose! 787 00:38:34,660 --> 00:38:39,660 ♪ ♪ 788 00:38:39,680 --> 00:38:43,380 Florida Ferocity serving us Best Dressed 789 00:38:43,420 --> 00:38:45,930 against Damon and Lemar. 790 00:38:46,060 --> 00:38:48,980 Evangelista, old-school style. 791 00:38:49,340 --> 00:38:51,810 Yes, Damon, I see you, bitch. 792 00:38:51,880 --> 00:38:54,820 From the dance class to the ballroom. 793 00:38:54,950 --> 00:38:57,160 Oh! No touching! 794 00:38:57,220 --> 00:38:59,580 The battle lines have been drawn! 795 00:38:59,620 --> 00:39:00,960 Yes! 796 00:39:00,990 --> 00:39:02,760 The floor work, darlings! 797 00:39:02,830 --> 00:39:04,610 The technique, babies! 798 00:39:04,710 --> 00:39:07,399 Yes... ! 799 00:39:07,400 --> 00:39:09,050 I live! Who's next? 800 00:39:09,080 --> 00:39:13,200 Oh, we're serving body and realness battles. 801 00:39:13,820 --> 00:39:15,980 Miss Veronica Ferocity 802 00:39:15,990 --> 00:39:19,680 serving us mother-of-the-bride realness, 803 00:39:19,750 --> 00:39:22,980 while Ricky and Lil Papi Evangelista are giving us 804 00:39:23,010 --> 00:39:25,420 "sexy bad boy 805 00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:28,040 hanging out down at Port Authority"! 806 00:39:28,050 --> 00:39:30,380 Oh! I live! 807 00:39:30,400 --> 00:39:33,480 My man just came back from the gym-nasium 808 00:39:33,500 --> 00:39:37,460 and treat me to some push-up realness. 809 00:39:37,520 --> 00:39:39,850 Who's next? Who's coming next? 810 00:39:39,980 --> 00:39:44,720 The flawless faces of Angel and Cubby Evangelista 811 00:39:44,790 --> 00:39:47,780 versus fierce Mother Candy Ferocity. 812 00:39:47,790 --> 00:39:50,200 You got to be born into this club, honey. 813 00:39:50,240 --> 00:39:52,020 You can't join this club. 814 00:39:52,030 --> 00:39:53,220 Yes, Miss Candy. 815 00:39:53,260 --> 00:39:55,970 That body is giving you new life! 816 00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:59,140 That is a dollar well spent, darling. 817 00:39:59,340 --> 00:40:01,050 Yes! 818 00:40:01,060 --> 00:40:04,040 Oh. And she's with the judges. Touch that face. 819 00:40:04,060 --> 00:40:05,620 Touch that face. 820 00:40:05,630 --> 00:40:07,560 Oh... ! 821 00:40:07,580 --> 00:40:10,060 I live! I live! 822 00:40:10,380 --> 00:40:13,819 [SINGSONGY]: And now for the divas battle! 823 00:40:13,820 --> 00:40:17,340 The sexy Aphrodite Ferocity 824 00:40:17,440 --> 00:40:20,140 versus the legendary Elektra. 825 00:40:20,200 --> 00:40:22,300 Give 'em some room, give 'em some room! 826 00:40:22,440 --> 00:40:24,700 Bitch, you got your wings on tonight! 827 00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:26,729 Fly, bitch! 828 00:40:26,730 --> 00:40:28,980 Fly... ! 829 00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:31,880 [CHEERING] 830 00:40:32,020 --> 00:40:34,480 Oh, and the rise 831 00:40:34,490 --> 00:40:37,120 of Mother Blanca Evangelista versus 832 00:40:37,140 --> 00:40:40,720 the statement, Lulu Ferocity, 833 00:40:40,790 --> 00:40:43,560 giving us Jessica Rabbit. 834 00:40:43,740 --> 00:40:46,440 You all know what I'm talking about. 835 00:40:46,950 --> 00:40:48,700 Blanca, you better turn up, bitch. 836 00:40:48,720 --> 00:40:51,180 Miss Lulu is at your neck. 837 00:40:51,260 --> 00:40:52,920 Ha-ha. Don't get chopped. 838 00:40:52,950 --> 00:40:55,780 Tonight, everything is on the line. 839 00:40:55,890 --> 00:40:57,470 Work it out, work it out, work it out. 840 00:40:57,480 --> 00:40:59,580 And pose. And pose. 841 00:40:59,620 --> 00:41:01,960 ALL: And pose. And pose. 842 00:41:02,040 --> 00:41:03,980 And pose. And pose. 843 00:41:04,080 --> 00:41:07,220 And pose. And pose. And pose. 844 00:41:07,260 --> 00:41:10,380 And pose. And pose. And pose... 845 00:41:10,480 --> 00:41:13,240 Pose double-time! And pose, pose, pose, 846 00:41:13,320 --> 00:41:15,520 pose, pose, pose, pose! 847 00:41:15,540 --> 00:41:21,440 Overness personified! 848 00:41:21,560 --> 00:41:24,650 Yes! Give 'em a round of applause, honey. 849 00:41:24,790 --> 00:41:27,020 The roof is on fire. 850 00:41:27,060 --> 00:41:29,860 Ladies and gentlemen, the battle of the year, 851 00:41:29,900 --> 00:41:32,879 the one for the ages, 852 00:41:32,880 --> 00:41:34,740 has come to a conclusion. 853 00:41:34,950 --> 00:41:38,840 And now it is time that we allow a phoenix 854 00:41:39,360 --> 00:41:44,300 to rise up from the ashes and be crowned. 855 00:41:44,320 --> 00:41:45,700 Y'all ready for these scores? 856 00:41:45,740 --> 00:41:47,700 [CHEERING] 857 00:41:47,860 --> 00:41:51,020 For the House of Ferocity, 858 00:41:51,060 --> 00:41:52,810 your scores are... 859 00:41:53,060 --> 00:41:56,180 ten, ten, ten, ten, 860 00:41:56,240 --> 00:41:57,780 nine. 861 00:41:57,790 --> 00:42:00,970 - [BOOING] - There's room at the inn, honey, 862 00:42:00,980 --> 00:42:02,470 just like the Baby Jesus. 863 00:42:02,480 --> 00:42:05,080 There's room for it at the inn. 864 00:42:05,220 --> 00:42:08,060 For the House of Evangelista, scores, please. 865 00:42:08,110 --> 00:42:11,260 Ten, ten, ten, ten, 866 00:42:11,340 --> 00:42:15,120 - tens across the board! - [CHEERING] 867 00:42:15,300 --> 00:42:17,360 Grand prize, 868 00:42:17,400 --> 00:42:20,990 House of Evangelista... ! 869 00:42:21,060 --> 00:42:23,930 [CHEERING] 870 00:42:24,030 --> 00:42:28,220 And that is how you do a ball, bitch! 871 00:42:28,240 --> 00:42:29,979 Come on, get this trophy. 872 00:42:29,980 --> 00:42:33,270 CROWD [CHANTING]: Lista! Evange... 873 00:42:33,280 --> 00:42:34,340 ♪ Lista! ♪ 874 00:42:34,350 --> 00:42:35,920 - CROWD: Lista! - Evange... 875 00:42:35,990 --> 00:42:39,960 CROWD: Evangelista! Evangelista! 876 00:42:40,090 --> 00:42:41,840 - Evange... - Evange... 877 00:42:41,910 --> 00:42:44,020 - Lista! Come on! - CROWD: Lista! 878 00:42:44,050 --> 00:42:45,140 ♪ Evange! ♪ 879 00:42:45,160 --> 00:42:48,939 CROWD: Evangelista! 880 00:42:48,940 --> 00:42:52,680 Evangelista! 881 00:42:57,890 --> 00:43:00,360 ELEKTRA: Here's my trophy for Femme Queen Face. 882 00:43:00,420 --> 00:43:03,420 We are destroying Ferocity. 883 00:43:03,560 --> 00:43:06,120 That makes seven for Evangelista. 884 00:43:06,140 --> 00:43:08,219 DAMON: Uh, you mean eight. You forgot mine. 885 00:43:08,220 --> 00:43:11,260 Pray Tell is flying through those categories tonight. 886 00:43:18,690 --> 00:43:20,580 Mother, I want to tell you something. 887 00:43:20,590 --> 00:43:22,320 What? 888 00:43:22,390 --> 00:43:24,590 - So I discussed it with Ricky... - Mm-hmm. 889 00:43:24,660 --> 00:43:27,750 ... and he's going on the Al B. Sure tour without me. 890 00:43:27,820 --> 00:43:30,599 We both figured that our relationship is strong enough 891 00:43:30,600 --> 00:43:32,800 for us to withstand a couple of months being apart. 892 00:43:32,980 --> 00:43:35,260 I thought you wanted to be a big star. 893 00:43:35,490 --> 00:43:37,480 Why you suddenly giving up on that? 894 00:43:37,490 --> 00:43:39,260 I'm not giving up on my dream. 895 00:43:39,530 --> 00:43:41,380 If I'm gonna be a big star, 896 00:43:41,440 --> 00:43:43,570 then I got to keep working on my craft. 897 00:43:43,580 --> 00:43:47,050 Which is why I officially accepted my scholarship 898 00:43:47,060 --> 00:43:48,299 for another year at The New School. 899 00:43:48,300 --> 00:43:50,860 Yeah. That's what I'm talking about. 900 00:43:51,020 --> 00:43:52,580 I'm doing this for me. 901 00:43:53,720 --> 00:43:55,780 And I want to make you proud. 902 00:43:56,560 --> 00:43:58,040 You already have. 903 00:43:58,100 --> 00:43:59,510 [LAUGHS SOFTLY] 904 00:44:00,920 --> 00:44:02,350 PRAY TELL: Inspection time. 905 00:44:02,480 --> 00:44:05,550 Examine it close up. 906 00:44:05,590 --> 00:44:07,220 Is she real? 907 00:44:07,290 --> 00:44:09,650 Is she altogether lovely? 908 00:44:09,690 --> 00:44:11,139 Or is it bullshit? 909 00:44:11,140 --> 00:44:12,559 All right, ladies, line up. 910 00:44:12,560 --> 00:44:14,560 Come on, give them a hand, give them a hand, y'all. 911 00:44:14,600 --> 00:44:15,820 [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] 912 00:44:15,860 --> 00:44:17,450 This is the best there is. 913 00:44:17,780 --> 00:44:21,350 This is Diva of the Year. Y'all better recognize. 914 00:44:21,490 --> 00:44:22,680 All right. 915 00:44:22,860 --> 00:44:26,720 Diva of the Year goes to... 916 00:44:27,980 --> 00:44:30,390 Miss Elektra Evangelista. 917 00:44:30,400 --> 00:44:31,950 [CHEERING] 918 00:44:31,960 --> 00:44:36,100 First runner-up, Aphrodite Ferocity. 919 00:44:37,100 --> 00:44:39,580 Come on, come on, give them a hand. 920 00:44:40,180 --> 00:44:42,740 Now, the next category is... 921 00:44:42,880 --> 00:44:45,420 one of my favorites. 922 00:44:45,900 --> 00:44:49,160 Femme Queen Vogue! 923 00:44:49,720 --> 00:44:52,800 I want to see some movement up in this bitch! 924 00:44:52,820 --> 00:44:54,940 Come on, bring it. Give it to me. 925 00:44:54,960 --> 00:44:56,740 Hey! Ha-ha! 926 00:44:56,780 --> 00:44:58,140 Oh, shit! 927 00:44:58,320 --> 00:45:00,740 Who else? Oh! 928 00:45:00,760 --> 00:45:02,040 Yes, baby! 929 00:45:02,100 --> 00:45:03,390 Come on, come on. 930 00:45:03,460 --> 00:45:05,800 We are not leaving here without a grand prize trophy. 931 00:45:05,820 --> 00:45:07,220 PRAY TELL: Oh, shit, they coming. 932 00:45:07,300 --> 00:45:09,920 They coming from the audience, kids. Chop. 933 00:45:09,980 --> 00:45:11,880 And live and serve and work. 934 00:45:12,260 --> 00:45:13,720 What are you doing? 935 00:45:13,750 --> 00:45:15,950 PRAY TELL: Ah, coming in for more. 936 00:45:15,960 --> 00:45:18,139 ♪ Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ♪ 937 00:45:18,140 --> 00:45:20,580 What the hell is going on? 938 00:45:20,600 --> 00:45:23,000 Stop this music, stop this music. 939 00:45:23,020 --> 00:45:25,139 - [LAUGHTER] - Stop this music. Okay, okay. 940 00:45:25,140 --> 00:45:28,440 Quiet down, quiet down. Quiet down. 941 00:45:28,540 --> 00:45:31,240 Let Daddy handle this now. 942 00:45:31,340 --> 00:45:33,040 Miss Candy. 943 00:45:33,120 --> 00:45:34,500 Yes? 944 00:45:34,520 --> 00:45:37,260 Do you have category dyslexia? 945 00:45:37,340 --> 00:45:38,690 No. 946 00:45:38,710 --> 00:45:39,860 PRAY TELL: No, no, no, no. 947 00:45:39,900 --> 00:45:43,720 See, I know that we have had our differences 948 00:45:43,850 --> 00:45:46,000 when it came to you walking body. 949 00:45:46,080 --> 00:45:49,000 But then you actually went out and bought a body 950 00:45:49,040 --> 00:45:50,780 and earned your place. 951 00:45:51,320 --> 00:45:55,040 Flexibility and rhythm cannot be bought. 952 00:45:55,100 --> 00:45:57,900 You are not a dancer. Have a seat! 953 00:45:57,960 --> 00:45:59,920 I was just getting warmed up! 954 00:45:59,960 --> 00:46:01,840 PRAY TELL: Honey, this is not a dress rehearsal. 955 00:46:01,900 --> 00:46:03,939 This is the goddamn final performance. 956 00:46:03,940 --> 00:46:06,879 - Fuck you, Pray Tell! - No, she didn't. 957 00:46:06,880 --> 00:46:08,666 Would somebody come and get this bitch, please? 958 00:46:08,690 --> 00:46:11,490 She's so tired, and I have a date to get to. 959 00:46:11,500 --> 00:46:12,550 JOSE: Why don't you just move on 960 00:46:12,560 --> 00:46:14,570 and stop wasting everybody's time, bitch? 961 00:46:14,580 --> 00:46:16,420 Please, get off the runway. 962 00:46:16,460 --> 00:46:18,660 I deserve a chance like everybody else. 963 00:46:18,720 --> 00:46:22,020 Ms. Lumbknuckle, were you raised on a farm? 964 00:46:22,390 --> 00:46:25,260 You need to move on. 965 00:46:25,300 --> 00:46:29,320 [CHEERING, LAUGHTER] 966 00:46:31,720 --> 00:46:33,080 Somebody chop her already. 967 00:46:33,120 --> 00:46:34,120 Why don't you come down here and 968 00:46:34,130 --> 00:46:36,000 chop me yourself, you fat fuck? 969 00:46:36,020 --> 00:46:37,520 - Oh! - [CROWD EXCLAIMING] 970 00:46:37,550 --> 00:46:39,490 No, she didn't. 971 00:46:39,620 --> 00:46:41,720 No, she didn't, bitch. 972 00:46:44,220 --> 00:46:45,520 What? 973 00:46:46,220 --> 00:46:47,900 Hold my purse. 974 00:46:54,520 --> 00:46:57,220 [SCREAMING] 975 00:46:57,460 --> 00:46:59,560 What? What? What? 976 00:46:59,680 --> 00:47:01,430 Huh? Huh? 977 00:47:01,560 --> 00:47:05,260 Huh? Yeah. You want some? 978 00:47:05,320 --> 00:47:06,480 Go help her! 979 00:47:06,620 --> 00:47:10,320 I'm-a crack that Milk Dud right open, honey. Yeah! 980 00:47:10,340 --> 00:47:11,810 I am no Milk Dud, bitch. Let's go. 981 00:47:15,760 --> 00:47:16,999 Come on... 982 00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:18,040 - Oh, honey. - What? 983 00:47:18,050 --> 00:47:19,416 - What? - You better get your ass back. 984 00:47:19,440 --> 00:47:21,240 Bring it on... 985 00:47:21,480 --> 00:47:24,580 Come on, Candy, it ain't worth all this. 986 00:47:24,590 --> 00:47:25,850 You're gonna get us kicked out. 987 00:47:25,860 --> 00:47:28,160 Girl, get the fuck off me. 988 00:47:29,600 --> 00:47:30,660 Pick that up. 989 00:47:30,690 --> 00:47:32,760 - Oh, so now I'm the housemaid? - Yes, pick it up. 990 00:47:32,820 --> 00:47:35,300 Violence is never the answer, children. 991 00:47:35,320 --> 00:47:36,320 Let's go. 992 00:47:36,321 --> 00:47:39,000 PRAY TELL: I can't take you motherfuckers nowhere. 993 00:47:48,500 --> 00:47:49,840 Hi. 994 00:47:53,760 --> 00:47:55,060 What are you doing here? 995 00:47:55,120 --> 00:47:56,450 [DOOR OPENS] 996 00:47:56,520 --> 00:47:58,300 I came to rescue you. 997 00:48:01,620 --> 00:48:03,290 Don't talk like that. 998 00:48:03,420 --> 00:48:05,120 The only thing I need rescuing from 999 00:48:05,140 --> 00:48:06,440 is the way you made me feel. 1000 00:48:07,100 --> 00:48:09,050 I was doing just fine on my own. 1001 00:48:09,080 --> 00:48:10,160 I'm leaving my wife. 1002 00:48:11,350 --> 00:48:12,820 For good. 1003 00:48:13,720 --> 00:48:15,940 I don't want to pretend anymore. 1004 00:48:16,560 --> 00:48:18,380 I want us to get a house. 1005 00:48:18,390 --> 00:48:20,180 Out on the island, or Westchester, 1006 00:48:20,190 --> 00:48:22,980 and I can take the train in and out of the city for work. 1007 00:48:23,360 --> 00:48:25,560 You remember that night in the hotel room? 1008 00:48:25,570 --> 00:48:27,560 The first night we met, and you told me 1009 00:48:27,600 --> 00:48:29,456 you just wanted a home and someone to take care of 1010 00:48:29,480 --> 00:48:31,980 and to be treated like a real woman. 1011 00:48:32,800 --> 00:48:34,860 Let me give you all that. 1012 00:48:35,180 --> 00:48:36,979 What about your kids? 1013 00:48:36,980 --> 00:48:38,389 We'll figure it out. 1014 00:48:38,390 --> 00:48:39,950 They can come stay with us on weekends. 1015 00:48:39,960 --> 00:48:41,000 You like kids, right? 1016 00:48:41,800 --> 00:48:43,500 Not really, Stan. 1017 00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:48,420 It was real. 1018 00:48:48,550 --> 00:48:51,390 This whole thing, it was always real. 1019 00:48:53,520 --> 00:48:56,690 You remember what else I said back in that hotel room? 1020 00:48:59,220 --> 00:49:01,500 It was your first time, but it wasn't mine. 1021 00:49:03,800 --> 00:49:06,140 You're not my first Prince Charming. 1022 00:49:08,660 --> 00:49:10,590 You're not real. 1023 00:49:13,880 --> 00:49:16,540 We were just good ideas in each other's minds. 1024 00:49:17,540 --> 00:49:18,880 And they turn into bad ones 1025 00:49:18,900 --> 00:49:20,596 once they get out into the regular world, right? 1026 00:49:20,620 --> 00:49:21,820 No, no. 1027 00:49:23,100 --> 00:49:25,140 I'm asking you... I'm begging you... 1028 00:49:25,200 --> 00:49:26,590 to just try. 1029 00:49:27,100 --> 00:49:28,560 Try. 1030 00:49:31,400 --> 00:49:33,840 You're not listening to me. 1031 00:49:34,100 --> 00:49:37,920 What I want has changed. 1032 00:49:39,590 --> 00:49:41,520 I got a family. 1033 00:49:45,240 --> 00:49:47,240 They already take care of me. 1034 00:49:48,920 --> 00:49:51,280 I want to do right by them. 1035 00:49:51,410 --> 00:49:53,700 I want to look after them. 1036 00:49:53,860 --> 00:49:56,140 - They need me. - I need you. 1037 00:49:56,240 --> 00:49:58,720 Stan, I care about you. 1038 00:50:02,960 --> 00:50:05,440 You a'ight at the end of the day. 1039 00:50:07,040 --> 00:50:09,580 But go home to your wife and kids. 1040 00:50:13,960 --> 00:50:15,920 Go be a man. 1041 00:50:16,860 --> 00:50:18,520 [DOOR OPENS] 1042 00:50:18,530 --> 00:50:21,240 You almost done with your smoke, Angel? 1043 00:50:22,580 --> 00:50:25,220 Just about. 1044 00:50:26,180 --> 00:50:27,359 All right, well, come on inside 1045 00:50:27,360 --> 00:50:29,360 and help me get changed. 1046 00:50:31,720 --> 00:50:34,020 - Girl, I get it. - What you get, girl? 1047 00:50:34,080 --> 00:50:35,920 - That boy is fine. - Oh, come on. 1048 00:50:44,020 --> 00:50:46,520 [MICROPHONE FEEDBACK] 1049 00:50:47,120 --> 00:50:49,320 Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen. 1050 00:50:49,390 --> 00:50:53,140 We have a very special presentation on tonight. 1051 00:50:53,200 --> 00:50:55,920 - [CHEERING] - I and past winners 1052 00:50:55,940 --> 00:50:59,380 will be handing out the award for Mother of the Year. 1053 00:51:00,480 --> 00:51:01,780 Each year, 1054 00:51:01,820 --> 00:51:04,000 this award is presented to a mother 1055 00:51:04,060 --> 00:51:06,350 who has been a nurturing presence 1056 00:51:06,420 --> 00:51:08,159 in her children's lives, 1057 00:51:08,160 --> 00:51:09,629 a mother who has provided 1058 00:51:09,630 --> 00:51:12,410 moral and social support to her children. 1059 00:51:12,880 --> 00:51:15,550 She's kept them in line, and she's taught them 1060 00:51:15,680 --> 00:51:18,320 what it means to move through life 1061 00:51:18,490 --> 00:51:21,650 with grace and humility. 1062 00:51:21,690 --> 00:51:26,160 The nominees for Mother of the Year are... 1063 00:51:26,200 --> 00:51:29,340 from the House of Mugler, Gina Mugler. 1064 00:51:29,380 --> 00:51:32,710 [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] 1065 00:51:32,750 --> 00:51:34,780 MAN: All right, Gina! 1066 00:51:37,980 --> 00:51:40,260 PRAY TELL: Give it up. 1067 00:51:42,160 --> 00:51:44,680 From the House of Pendavis, 1068 00:51:45,060 --> 00:51:47,550 Kiki Pendavis. 1069 00:51:47,600 --> 00:51:49,550 [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] 1070 00:51:55,380 --> 00:51:58,039 From the House of Xtravaganza, 1071 00:51:58,040 --> 00:52:00,040 Tonya Xtravaganza. 1072 00:52:00,080 --> 00:52:03,020 [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] 1073 00:52:09,960 --> 00:52:12,319 And last but not least, 1074 00:52:12,320 --> 00:52:15,780 from the House of Evangelista, Blanca Evangelista. 1075 00:52:15,790 --> 00:52:18,560 [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] 1076 00:52:37,450 --> 00:52:42,320 So, y'all know that every year this is a hotly contested award, 1077 00:52:42,360 --> 00:52:46,450 but this year, the voting was unanimous. 1078 00:52:46,490 --> 00:52:48,940 The recipient has taught us 1079 00:52:48,960 --> 00:52:53,340 that a house is much more than a home. 1080 00:52:53,480 --> 00:52:55,120 It's family. 1081 00:52:55,200 --> 00:52:58,220 And every family needs a mother who is affirming, 1082 00:52:58,300 --> 00:52:59,980 caring, loyal... 1083 00:53:00,020 --> 00:53:01,310 CROWD: Yes. 1084 00:53:01,320 --> 00:53:02,640 ... and inspiring. 1085 00:53:05,120 --> 00:53:06,720 [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] 1086 00:53:06,760 --> 00:53:10,640 This woman is that and much, much, much more. 1087 00:53:10,650 --> 00:53:14,080 She has saved many a soul lost in darkness 1088 00:53:14,300 --> 00:53:18,180 - simply by shining her light. - [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] 1089 00:53:18,490 --> 00:53:20,860 I know this to be true... 1090 00:53:22,430 --> 00:53:26,400 because that is how she saved mine. 1091 00:53:31,040 --> 00:53:35,420 The 1988 award for Mother of the Year... 1092 00:53:36,960 --> 00:53:39,040 goes to my sister, 1093 00:53:39,730 --> 00:53:43,200 Blanca Evangelista. 1094 00:53:43,240 --> 00:53:46,160 [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] 1095 00:53:59,620 --> 00:54:04,340 ♪ ♪ 1096 00:54:16,650 --> 00:54:18,800 ♪ Look for the light ♪ 1097 00:54:18,880 --> 00:54:21,200 ♪ If you're lost in the night ♪ 1098 00:54:21,220 --> 00:54:23,440 - That's my mother! - ♪ I'll write your name ♪ 1099 00:54:23,450 --> 00:54:25,520 ♪ On my door ♪ 1100 00:54:25,660 --> 00:54:28,550 ♪ If you ever need warmth ♪ 1101 00:54:28,560 --> 00:54:31,530 ♪ And comfort ♪ 1102 00:54:31,600 --> 00:54:33,140 - ♪ Darlin' I'll be here ♪ - PRAY TELL: Come on, 1103 00:54:33,150 --> 00:54:34,620 give it up, give it up, give it up! 1104 00:54:35,060 --> 00:54:38,320 Blanca Evangelista! 1105 00:54:38,350 --> 00:54:39,796 - CROWD [CHANTING]: Blanca! - ♪ I heard your name ♪ 1106 00:54:39,820 --> 00:54:42,490 Blanca! Blanca! 1107 00:54:42,560 --> 00:54:45,840 ♪ 'Cause you'll be my security ♪ 1108 00:54:45,920 --> 00:54:47,000 ♪ Love is a house ♪ 1109 00:54:47,080 --> 00:54:49,520 ♪ You got the key ♪ 1110 00:54:49,820 --> 00:54:53,080 ♪ Oh, to take me where I wanna be ♪ 1111 00:54:53,120 --> 00:54:56,280 ♪ Open up and let me into your heart ♪ 1112 00:54:56,300 --> 00:54:59,590 ♪ Ooh, just look and you'll see ♪ 1113 00:54:59,820 --> 00:55:01,460 [EXCITED CHATTER] 1114 00:55:01,490 --> 00:55:02,660 ♪ Love is a house ♪ 1115 00:55:02,760 --> 00:55:05,560 - ♪ And you got the key ♪ - ♪ Open up and let me ♪ 1116 00:55:05,600 --> 00:55:08,400 ♪ Into your heart, baby ♪ 1117 00:55:08,480 --> 00:55:10,980 ♪ Love is a house, love is your home ♪ 1118 00:55:11,120 --> 00:55:13,000 ♪ I don't wanna be alone ♪ 1119 00:55:13,040 --> 00:55:16,600 ♪ Don't wanna be alone, oh ♪ 1120 00:55:16,640 --> 00:55:21,360 - ♪ Love is a house ♪ - ♪ Love is a house ♪ 1121 00:55:21,390 --> 00:55:24,000 ♪ Your love is a house ♪ 1122 00:55:24,020 --> 00:55:25,650 ♪ Love is a house ♪ 1123 00:55:25,880 --> 00:55:27,100 ♪ Yes, indeed ♪ 1124 00:55:27,110 --> 00:55:28,880 ♪ Love is a house ♪ 1125 00:55:28,920 --> 00:55:31,240 ♪ You got the key ♪ 1126 00:55:31,250 --> 00:55:33,180 ♪ And you got the key ♪ 1127 00:55:33,820 --> 00:55:36,160 ♪ You got the key. ♪ 1128 00:55:36,220 --> 00:55:40,500 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - -- www.addic7ed.com --