1 00:00:01,650 --> 00:00:03,260 First there was the Twist, 2 00:00:03,300 --> 00:00:05,090 then the Mashed Potato, the Hustle. 3 00:00:05,130 --> 00:00:08,310 In the '70s, everyone wanted to learn to dance like 4 00:00:08,350 --> 00:00:10,140 John Travolta in Saturday Night Fever. 5 00:00:10,180 --> 00:00:11,480 But in 1990, 6 00:00:11,530 --> 00:00:14,050 all anyone wants to do is "Vogue." 7 00:00:14,100 --> 00:00:15,660 Madonna's song, "Vogue," is in 8 00:00:15,710 --> 00:00:18,140 its third week at number one on the pop charts, 9 00:00:18,190 --> 00:00:20,190 And the once-obscure dance moves 10 00:00:20,230 --> 00:00:22,150 popularized by the Material Girl's hit, 11 00:00:22,190 --> 00:00:25,060 borrowed from New York's hidden ball culture, 12 00:00:25,110 --> 00:00:27,240 are now truly "in fashion." 13 00:00:28,550 --> 00:00:29,940 What's your name? 14 00:00:29,980 --> 00:00:32,330 I'm Missy Thompson from Staten Island. 15 00:00:32,380 --> 00:00:34,730 I work as an executive assistant and I started taking 16 00:00:34,770 --> 00:00:36,990 the late ferry and having my husband order pizza 17 00:00:37,030 --> 00:00:39,390 for dinner so I could stay in the city and take this class. 18 00:00:42,340 --> 00:00:45,080 I've met girls from New Jersey and Scarsdale 19 00:00:45,130 --> 00:00:47,170 and the Upper West Side, even. 20 00:00:47,220 --> 00:00:49,090 And what do you think it... 21 00:00:49,130 --> 00:00:51,350 That it is that's drawing all of you here? 22 00:00:51,390 --> 00:00:52,480 Madonna! 23 00:00:54,480 --> 00:00:56,280 If you're interested in learning how to Vogue, 24 00:00:56,310 --> 00:00:59,010 classes are being taught at the YMCA 25 00:00:59,050 --> 00:01:01,100 three days a week by resident experts. 26 00:01:01,140 --> 00:01:02,450 But be sure to sign up early. 27 00:01:02,490 --> 00:01:05,230 Channel 5 News is being told that most classes 28 00:01:05,280 --> 00:01:07,240 are already full for the next four weeks. 29 00:01:07,280 --> 00:01:09,980 Sue Simmons, Manhattan. 30 00:01:10,020 --> 00:01:12,240 You got to help me. 31 00:01:12,280 --> 00:01:14,396 Slow down. Looks like you about to have a heart attack. 32 00:01:14,420 --> 00:01:16,250 I need you to add one more class this week. 33 00:01:16,290 --> 00:01:19,550 I've kicked gangbangers off the basketball court 34 00:01:19,600 --> 00:01:21,990 and shooed homeless men out of the pool, no problem. 35 00:01:23,210 --> 00:01:25,380 But these bridge and tunnel bitches are terrifying. 36 00:01:26,340 --> 00:01:29,170 - You better stop with that. - Honestly, Damon. 37 00:01:29,210 --> 00:01:30,690 I've never seen anything like it. 38 00:01:30,740 --> 00:01:32,260 - Hmm. - They can't get enough of you. 39 00:01:32,300 --> 00:01:33,960 - Aw... - That little half-smile makes 40 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:36,220 - all the ladies drop they drawers. - Okay. 41 00:01:36,270 --> 00:01:37,586 I am more than happy to add another class, 42 00:01:37,610 --> 00:01:39,596 let's just make sure that everybody keeps their drawers 43 00:01:39,620 --> 00:01:40,790 up, okay? 44 00:01:40,830 --> 00:01:42,970 Five, six, seven, 45 00:01:43,010 --> 00:01:45,060 eight. One. Two. 46 00:01:45,100 --> 00:01:46,750 Three, four. 47 00:01:46,800 --> 00:01:48,060 ♪ Do you understand... ♪ 48 00:01:48,100 --> 00:01:49,800 Crisper. Crisper. 49 00:01:49,840 --> 00:01:51,240 Now, I need you to move 50 00:01:51,280 --> 00:01:54,240 your arms as if they're swords. 51 00:01:54,280 --> 00:01:55,760 They're swords, okay? 52 00:01:55,810 --> 00:01:59,070 And knives, okay? Yes. 53 00:01:59,110 --> 00:02:00,420 Right there. Uh-huh. Come on. 54 00:02:00,460 --> 00:02:02,420 Step up to the front. 55 00:02:03,640 --> 00:02:05,290 Five, six, seven, eight. 56 00:02:05,340 --> 00:02:07,210 One, two. 57 00:02:07,250 --> 00:02:08,510 Three. 58 00:02:08,560 --> 00:02:11,210 Four. Word. 59 00:02:12,820 --> 00:02:14,830 Clap it up, clap it up, clap it up! 60 00:02:16,310 --> 00:02:18,740 Hey. Do you think you can 61 00:02:18,790 --> 00:02:20,586 teach my husband to move his hips like you do? 62 00:02:20,610 --> 00:02:22,400 - Is he black? - No. 63 00:02:22,440 --> 00:02:25,180 Then sorry. No can do. 64 00:02:25,230 --> 00:02:27,360 Oh... Oh. 65 00:02:27,400 --> 00:02:29,450 - No, but good work. - You're hilarious. 66 00:02:29,490 --> 00:02:31,760 Thank you. Thanks.- Good work. Good work, you guys. 67 00:02:31,800 --> 00:02:33,240 - Thank you. - Excellent work. 68 00:02:37,330 --> 00:02:39,850 Great work today. 69 00:02:39,890 --> 00:02:42,290 Thanks. First time? 70 00:02:42,330 --> 00:02:43,460 Was it that obvious? 71 00:02:43,510 --> 00:02:45,460 Yes. 72 00:02:45,510 --> 00:02:46,810 - Oh... - But, 73 00:02:46,860 --> 00:02:49,210 you can get the hang of it, okay? Uh, you know. 74 00:02:49,250 --> 00:02:50,876 The movements are pretty simple, it's just about gettin' it 75 00:02:50,900 --> 00:02:53,390 - in your body. You know? - Now, I know that's not true. 76 00:02:55,170 --> 00:02:58,390 You know, I'm not actually hereto learn how to dance. 77 00:02:58,430 --> 00:02:59,870 I'm here for you. 78 00:02:59,910 --> 00:03:01,440 I'm a scout. 79 00:03:01,480 --> 00:03:04,310 I recruit dancers for concert tours. 80 00:03:04,350 --> 00:03:07,140 There is an address on the back 81 00:03:07,180 --> 00:03:09,490 of this card, be there at 82 00:03:09,530 --> 00:03:11,466 9:00 a.m. on Saturday. I'm skipping you to the front 83 00:03:11,490 --> 00:03:13,360 - of the line. - Uh, for what? 84 00:03:13,410 --> 00:03:16,320 For your audition for Madonna's Blonde Ambition tour. 85 00:03:41,430 --> 00:03:43,830 The category is... 86 00:03:43,870 --> 00:03:47,530 Live... 87 00:03:47,570 --> 00:03:49,400 Work... 88 00:03:49,440 --> 00:03:53,270 Pose! 89 00:04:16,030 --> 00:04:17,160 I told y'all this was gonna 90 00:04:17,210 --> 00:04:18,430 be the year we break out. 91 00:04:18,470 --> 00:04:21,130 First Miss Angel with her modeling 92 00:04:21,170 --> 00:04:22,870 and now Damon on the road... 93 00:04:22,910 --> 00:04:24,300 with Ma-fucking-Donna! 94 00:04:24,350 --> 00:04:25,910 Oh, my God. 95 00:04:25,960 --> 00:04:27,700 You gonna be a celebrity. 96 00:04:27,740 --> 00:04:29,310 Like, bodyguards and everything. 97 00:04:29,350 --> 00:04:30,676 I'm telling you, Mother's always right. 98 00:04:30,700 --> 00:04:32,750 Thank you, daughter. No, but hold your horses. 99 00:04:32,790 --> 00:04:34,440 It's just an audition. 100 00:04:34,490 --> 00:04:37,180 You want me to be your manager like how I am with Angel? 101 00:04:37,230 --> 00:04:38,490 I can manage the both of y'all. 102 00:04:38,530 --> 00:04:40,580 You could be my second client. 103 00:04:40,620 --> 00:04:42,410 What time's the audition? 104 00:04:42,450 --> 00:04:43,320 Saturday, 9:00 in the morning. 105 00:04:43,370 --> 00:04:45,540 Yo, how did you even hear about it? 106 00:04:45,580 --> 00:04:47,540 One of the dancers from the Taylor Dane tour 107 00:04:47,590 --> 00:04:48,606 introduced me to the talent scout. 108 00:04:48,630 --> 00:04:50,200 So I showed her some dance moves 109 00:04:50,240 --> 00:04:51,680 right there on the spot. 110 00:04:51,720 --> 00:04:53,746 Didn't even shake her hand first, she told me she was 111 00:04:53,770 --> 00:04:55,380 gonna jump me to the front of the line. 112 00:04:55,420 --> 00:04:57,550 Boy, what's that mean, "the front of the line"? 113 00:04:57,600 --> 00:04:59,446 It means that she already knows that I'm better 114 00:04:59,470 --> 00:05:01,430 than all those other bitches auditioning. 115 00:05:01,470 --> 00:05:03,470 They just dancers 116 00:05:03,520 --> 00:05:06,170 copying what they've seen in the video. 117 00:05:06,210 --> 00:05:08,430 Mm-hmm. I mean, this, 118 00:05:08,480 --> 00:05:09,610 this is our life. 119 00:05:09,650 --> 00:05:11,390 Yeah, you think Madonna's gonna be there? 120 00:05:11,440 --> 00:05:12,700 I hear she likes Latin boys. 121 00:05:12,740 --> 00:05:15,400 I don't know. But I hear she's really hands-on 122 00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:17,490 - with everything. - I always thought, 123 00:05:17,530 --> 00:05:18,920 given the opportunity, 124 00:05:18,970 --> 00:05:20,400 that she and I would be 125 00:05:20,450 --> 00:05:22,060 - best friends. - Me, too. 126 00:05:22,100 --> 00:05:23,556 Please, like that specimen of perfection 127 00:05:23,580 --> 00:05:25,450 would be desperately seeking to spend 128 00:05:25,490 --> 00:05:27,500 a moment with any of you peasants. 129 00:05:27,540 --> 00:05:29,630 ♪ Pump it, pump it... ♪ 130 00:05:29,670 --> 00:05:31,720 That being said, if you do book this job, 131 00:05:31,760 --> 00:05:33,590 I will be expecting an introduction. 132 00:05:33,630 --> 00:05:36,510 I'll try to send you all a postcard from Cannes. 133 00:05:36,550 --> 00:05:38,510 I've never in my life... 134 00:05:38,550 --> 00:05:40,730 wanted something more than this. 135 00:05:40,770 --> 00:05:44,030 I mean, forget Al B. Sure! Or Taylor Dane. 136 00:05:44,080 --> 00:05:45,820 This is Madonna. 137 00:05:45,860 --> 00:05:47,470 This is worldwide. 138 00:05:47,520 --> 00:05:49,040 Even my mom and... 139 00:05:49,080 --> 00:05:51,300 - dad may see this. - I'm so proud of you. 140 00:05:54,520 --> 00:05:57,260 I am so proud of myself. 141 00:05:57,310 --> 00:05:59,286 Look at the opportunities I've provided for my children. 142 00:05:59,310 --> 00:06:01,790 What you're about to do is going to make this house 143 00:06:01,830 --> 00:06:04,270 the most legendary of all times. 144 00:06:04,320 --> 00:06:05,320 ♪ Make my day. ♪ 145 00:06:13,110 --> 00:06:15,280 You know, it's nice to see you not depressed 146 00:06:15,330 --> 00:06:17,550 - on that couch no more. - Uh, depressed? 147 00:06:17,590 --> 00:06:20,290 Girl. I'm just stretching. 148 00:06:20,330 --> 00:06:21,810 Enjoying that extra space 149 00:06:21,850 --> 00:06:23,486 since them rug rats moved up out of there. 150 00:06:23,510 --> 00:06:25,820 Now you know you can't fool your mother. 151 00:06:25,860 --> 00:06:28,470 It's natural to miss someone even if that someone 152 00:06:28,510 --> 00:06:32,390 is a low-down dog of a cheater. 153 00:06:38,700 --> 00:06:40,570 Have you seen Ricky lately? 154 00:06:40,610 --> 00:06:42,530 At a ball here and there. 155 00:06:44,400 --> 00:06:46,580 - You know, I tried to talk to him. - Mm-hmm? 156 00:06:46,620 --> 00:06:48,320 And he pretended like he didn't see me 157 00:06:48,360 --> 00:06:51,140 and just walked away. I just don't understand 158 00:06:51,190 --> 00:06:53,336 how you can love somebody and give them your heart and soul 159 00:06:53,360 --> 00:06:56,540 and they just... 160 00:06:56,590 --> 00:06:59,370 they just... get over you so easily. 161 00:06:59,410 --> 00:07:00,810 I doubt that Ricky is over it. 162 00:07:00,850 --> 00:07:02,810 He's just not showing it, that's all. 163 00:07:02,850 --> 00:07:05,120 You don't get over your first love 164 00:07:05,160 --> 00:07:06,420 that easy. 165 00:07:07,860 --> 00:07:09,600 Ricky wasn't my first love. 166 00:07:09,640 --> 00:07:11,900 Dance was. 167 00:07:13,730 --> 00:07:16,610 I feel... 168 00:07:16,650 --> 00:07:18,610 Feel like I'm falling in love all over again. 169 00:07:18,650 --> 00:07:20,650 Now, see, that's my son. 170 00:07:22,090 --> 00:07:23,740 An artist. 171 00:07:23,790 --> 00:07:26,220 Using his heartbreak for work. 172 00:07:27,350 --> 00:07:29,710 Do you really think... 173 00:07:29,750 --> 00:07:31,620 I can be in Madonna's league? 174 00:07:31,660 --> 00:07:34,580 Yes, I do. 175 00:07:34,620 --> 00:07:36,166 I believe you got the talent and the energy 176 00:07:36,190 --> 00:07:37,670 and all you need is a break. 177 00:07:42,200 --> 00:07:44,590 Thank you. 178 00:07:48,200 --> 00:07:49,770 Wait, hold on. 179 00:07:49,810 --> 00:07:51,770 There's someone you got to talk to before you go 180 00:07:51,810 --> 00:07:52,680 - to that audition. - Who? 181 00:07:52,730 --> 00:07:55,120 - Helena. - No. No... 182 00:07:55,170 --> 00:07:57,096 No. No, no, no, no, no. You know she's not gonna let me 183 00:07:57,120 --> 00:07:58,666 drop a scholarship just to go dance behind 184 00:07:58,690 --> 00:08:00,520 - some pop star. - That is her call, 185 00:08:00,560 --> 00:08:03,090 but if she says no, you're staying in school. 186 00:08:03,130 --> 00:08:05,650 You only got one semester until you graduate, Damon. 187 00:08:05,700 --> 00:08:07,660 One. 188 00:08:07,700 --> 00:08:09,480 Think about it. 189 00:08:10,750 --> 00:08:13,180 Five, six, seven, eight. 190 00:08:13,230 --> 00:08:14,790 Second break, step, step. 191 00:08:14,840 --> 00:08:15,580 Mess around. 192 00:08:15,620 --> 00:08:17,620 Step, step. Passé. 193 00:08:17,670 --> 00:08:19,190 Step, step. Stag jump. 194 00:08:19,230 --> 00:08:20,580 Table jump. 195 00:08:22,280 --> 00:08:24,590 Straighten those legs on the jeté. 196 00:08:24,630 --> 00:08:28,150 Come on, students. Get it together. 197 00:08:28,200 --> 00:08:30,640 Damon, come over here. 198 00:08:30,680 --> 00:08:32,680 Show the combination from the top. 199 00:08:32,720 --> 00:08:35,950 Five, six, seven, eight. 200 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:53,220 And that is how you do it, class. 201 00:08:53,270 --> 00:08:55,010 Try to keep up, dancers. 202 00:08:55,050 --> 00:08:57,440 Five, six, seven, eight. 203 00:08:58,970 --> 00:09:00,750 Oh, Helena, wait. 204 00:09:01,750 --> 00:09:03,580 Hey, you. Good work today. 205 00:09:03,630 --> 00:09:06,020 If only the rest of my seniors were 206 00:09:06,060 --> 00:09:08,410 - as dedicated as you are. - Thank you. 207 00:09:08,460 --> 00:09:10,280 Uh, but I need to talk to you about something. 208 00:09:10,330 --> 00:09:12,200 Uh, can I buy you coffee? 209 00:09:13,770 --> 00:09:16,200 - Sure. - Great. 210 00:09:16,250 --> 00:09:18,160 I know you're disappointed, 211 00:09:18,200 --> 00:09:20,860 but I really want to do it. 212 00:09:20,900 --> 00:09:22,690 It's not classical dance, 213 00:09:22,730 --> 00:09:25,820 but... it is a would tour. 214 00:09:25,860 --> 00:09:28,650 It sounds like an incredible opportunity. 215 00:09:28,690 --> 00:09:31,780 It also sounds like you've made up your mind. 216 00:09:33,740 --> 00:09:35,700 - I have. But... - Hmm. 217 00:09:35,740 --> 00:09:37,180 Blanca won't let me audition 218 00:09:37,220 --> 00:09:39,010 unless I get your permission to do it. 219 00:09:40,840 --> 00:09:43,620 I mean, you bent over backwards to get me that scholarship. 220 00:09:43,670 --> 00:09:45,970 And I never want to disrespect you 221 00:09:46,020 --> 00:09:48,230 by going against your wishes, I... 222 00:09:49,370 --> 00:09:52,060 I... 223 00:09:52,110 --> 00:09:53,680 Maybe I need to... 224 00:09:53,720 --> 00:09:55,810 help you understand how much it means to me 225 00:09:55,850 --> 00:09:58,330 that somebody thinks that I'm good enough to audition, I... 226 00:09:59,680 --> 00:10:01,290 What? 227 00:10:02,680 --> 00:10:04,690 I know you're good enough, Damon. 228 00:10:06,510 --> 00:10:08,470 I was your age when Lester Horton 229 00:10:08,520 --> 00:10:10,040 asked me to join his company. 230 00:10:10,080 --> 00:10:12,040 My teacher at the time thought 231 00:10:12,080 --> 00:10:13,830 I was crazy to drop my studies 232 00:10:13,870 --> 00:10:16,740 and go dance for him. 233 00:10:16,790 --> 00:10:18,740 But she also knew... 234 00:10:18,790 --> 00:10:21,310 those audiences needed to see me. 235 00:10:21,350 --> 00:10:23,790 A strong, talented black woman 236 00:10:23,840 --> 00:10:27,880 taking up space in those white concert halls 237 00:10:27,930 --> 00:10:30,710 and auditoriums. 238 00:10:30,760 --> 00:10:33,760 The world needs to see you, Damon. 239 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:36,540 A man who knows who he is. 240 00:10:36,590 --> 00:10:41,110 I'm not going to say no to this level of exposure. 241 00:10:41,160 --> 00:10:43,730 Even if pop music isn't my cup of tea. 242 00:10:48,560 --> 00:10:50,560 You have my blessing. 243 00:10:50,600 --> 00:10:52,950 You don't need a teacher anymore. 244 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:54,340 You're the teacher now. 245 00:10:54,390 --> 00:10:57,170 Teach the world who you are. 246 00:10:59,830 --> 00:11:02,610 Thank you, Helena. 247 00:11:03,790 --> 00:11:06,400 But you got to promise me you'll come back 248 00:11:06,440 --> 00:11:09,100 and finish your degree when this tour is over. 249 00:11:09,140 --> 00:11:11,930 I promise. I will. 250 00:11:11,970 --> 00:11:13,360 Good. 251 00:11:13,410 --> 00:11:15,890 Now... go to rehearsal. 252 00:11:33,600 --> 00:11:34,966 All right, y'all, all hands on deck. 253 00:11:34,990 --> 00:11:36,106 We got to do right by Damon and make sure 254 00:11:36,130 --> 00:11:38,000 he gets the support he deserves. 255 00:11:38,040 --> 00:11:39,350 This is your moment, baby. 256 00:11:42,830 --> 00:11:46,180 This is the moment I have been waiting for, children. 257 00:11:46,220 --> 00:11:50,010 And I need each of you to do your part. 258 00:11:50,050 --> 00:11:51,840 Little Ricky here has been presented 259 00:11:51,880 --> 00:11:52,896 with a once-in-a-lifetime 260 00:11:52,920 --> 00:11:54,750 mainstream opportunity. 261 00:11:54,800 --> 00:11:57,970 We cannot let him fuck this up. 262 00:11:58,020 --> 00:11:59,150 All right, listen, 263 00:11:59,190 --> 00:12:01,020 our baby boy has got the goods. 264 00:12:01,060 --> 00:12:02,370 He just don't got that polish, 265 00:12:02,410 --> 00:12:04,680 that star-level sheen yet. 266 00:12:04,720 --> 00:12:07,900 Quiet. We all need to chip in and get Damon a look 267 00:12:07,940 --> 00:12:10,030 - to make him stand out. - I won't coddle you. 268 00:12:10,070 --> 00:12:11,770 I don't nurture. 269 00:12:11,810 --> 00:12:14,210 And I'll never deliver inspiring pep talks that end in hugs. 270 00:12:14,250 --> 00:12:18,650 But... I am a provider. 271 00:12:18,690 --> 00:12:20,600 And I need Wintour to yield results. 272 00:12:20,650 --> 00:12:24,130 I expect excellence. Nothing less. 273 00:12:24,170 --> 00:12:26,780 So go out and make this boy over. 274 00:12:26,830 --> 00:12:29,220 You have 24 hours. 275 00:12:29,270 --> 00:12:31,350 And I am not lifting a single finger. 276 00:12:31,400 --> 00:12:32,960 ♪ You can't touch this... ♪ 277 00:12:33,010 --> 00:12:34,970 One more. Yes. 278 00:12:35,010 --> 00:12:37,840 ♪ Can't touch this ♪ 279 00:12:37,880 --> 00:12:39,620 ♪ Can't touch this... ♪ 280 00:12:39,670 --> 00:12:41,930 It is all about precision. 281 00:12:41,970 --> 00:12:44,850 Yeah? - ♪ My, my, my my music hits me so hard ♪ 282 00:12:44,890 --> 00:12:46,460 ♪ Makes me say, oh, my Lord ♪ 283 00:12:46,500 --> 00:12:47,940 ♪ Thank you for blessin' me ♪ 284 00:12:47,980 --> 00:12:49,940 ♪ With a mind to rhyme and two hype feet ♪ 285 00:12:49,980 --> 00:12:51,900 ♪ It feels good, when you know you're down ♪ 286 00:12:51,940 --> 00:12:53,096 ♪ A super dope homeboy from the Oaktown ♪ 287 00:12:53,120 --> 00:12:55,680 ♪ And I'm known as such ♪ 288 00:12:55,730 --> 00:12:58,380 ♪ And this is a beat, uh, you can't touch ♪ 289 00:12:58,420 --> 00:13:00,990 ♪ Look in my eyes, man, can't touch this ♪ 290 00:13:01,040 --> 00:13:03,170 ♪ Fresh new kicks, and pants ♪ 291 00:13:03,210 --> 00:13:04,406 ♪ You gotta like that, now you know you wanna dance ♪ 292 00:13:04,430 --> 00:13:06,080 ♪ So move outta yo seat ♪ 293 00:13:06,130 --> 00:13:07,870 ♪ And get a fly girl and catch this beat ♪ 294 00:13:07,910 --> 00:13:09,650 While it's rollin', hold on ♪ 295 00:13:09,700 --> 00:13:11,026 ♪ Pump a little bit and let 'em know ♪ 296 00:13:11,050 --> 00:13:13,270 ♪ It's goin' on, like that, like that ♪ 297 00:13:13,310 --> 00:13:14,880 ♪ Cold on a mission, so fall on back ♪ 298 00:13:14,920 --> 00:13:16,970 ♪ Let 'em know that you're too much ♪ 299 00:13:17,010 --> 00:13:19,180 ♪ And this is a beat, uh, they can't touch ♪ 300 00:13:19,230 --> 00:13:22,750 - Ugh... - Beauty is pain, baby boy. 301 00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:26,840 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 302 00:13:26,890 --> 00:13:29,590 - ♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh ♪ - ♪ Stop! Hammer time! ♪ 303 00:13:30,720 --> 00:13:32,890 Let Mother inspect you, child. 304 00:13:35,290 --> 00:13:36,290 Hmm. 305 00:13:38,770 --> 00:13:39,770 Mm. 306 00:13:45,560 --> 00:13:47,950 My work is done. 307 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:49,950 I have washed off the filth of Evangelista. 308 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:52,910 You are officially a Wintour. 309 00:13:52,960 --> 00:13:54,570 Now, let me ask you something. 310 00:13:54,610 --> 00:13:56,270 Do you still carry a torch for Damon? 311 00:13:56,310 --> 00:13:58,750 Please. 312 00:13:58,790 --> 00:14:00,310 He's ancient history. 313 00:14:00,360 --> 00:14:02,970 Good. We Wintours are ruthless. 314 00:14:03,010 --> 00:14:05,270 I expect you to leave him beaten, 315 00:14:05,320 --> 00:14:08,890 balled up in a corner and crying for his brick of a mother. 316 00:14:08,930 --> 00:14:12,930 And if you are unable to bring glory to my house 317 00:14:12,980 --> 00:14:14,760 with a spot on Madonna's tour, 318 00:14:14,810 --> 00:14:17,330 don't bother returning. 319 00:14:25,210 --> 00:14:27,040 - Oh! - Whoa! 320 00:14:27,080 --> 00:14:29,780 Yes, bitch! Aw, you is looking 321 00:14:29,820 --> 00:14:33,130 fly as hell. Look at you, all shiny and polished 322 00:14:33,170 --> 00:14:34,740 just like Momma said. 323 00:14:34,780 --> 00:14:37,130 We see you, and she ain't lying. 324 00:14:37,180 --> 00:14:39,130 Now, get some fuel before your big day. 325 00:14:39,180 --> 00:14:40,050 I can't eat right now. 326 00:14:40,090 --> 00:14:41,750 My stomach can't stop turning. 327 00:14:41,790 --> 00:14:42,986 Aw, that's just butterflies in your belly. 328 00:14:43,010 --> 00:14:45,580 - That's good luck. - Not if they make you 329 00:14:45,620 --> 00:14:47,530 shit yourself while you're doing a thing... 330 00:14:47,580 --> 00:14:50,010 Okay, listen up. 331 00:14:50,060 --> 00:14:52,500 Damon, you ready. 332 00:14:52,540 --> 00:14:55,540 You got the talent. 333 00:14:55,590 --> 00:14:56,980 You're intelligent. 334 00:14:57,020 --> 00:14:59,150 You look good. 335 00:14:59,200 --> 00:15:01,630 And more important, you got heart, 336 00:15:01,680 --> 00:15:04,030 and that's what they're gonna see. 337 00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:05,160 So break a leg, baby. 338 00:15:07,120 --> 00:15:09,030 I don't know where I would be without you all. 339 00:15:09,080 --> 00:15:12,780 And no matter what happens, we always gonna be here. 340 00:15:12,820 --> 00:15:15,000 - Hm. - And I'm so proud of you. 341 00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:16,820 Thank you. 342 00:15:16,870 --> 00:15:18,170 Yeah, and it just got 343 00:15:18,220 --> 00:15:20,000 a little harder for me to stand out. 344 00:15:20,040 --> 00:15:21,400 Looks like we're in the same group. 345 00:15:21,440 --> 00:15:24,400 I mean, I shouldn't be surprised that I see a familiar face. 346 00:15:24,440 --> 00:15:26,116 Looks like every dancer from the city is here. 347 00:15:26,140 --> 00:15:27,970 Well, they looking for the best of the best. 348 00:15:28,010 --> 00:15:30,050 Looks like we the only two from ballroom, though. 349 00:15:30,100 --> 00:15:31,970 Think we got a good shot? 350 00:15:32,010 --> 00:15:34,100 I think you got a good shot. 351 00:15:34,150 --> 00:15:36,150 Thanks. 352 00:15:36,190 --> 00:15:39,370 - Group seven. - Good luck. 353 00:15:39,410 --> 00:15:41,980 You, too. 354 00:15:42,020 --> 00:15:43,020 Y'all have an opportunity 355 00:15:43,070 --> 00:15:45,640 to go on tour with the biggest 356 00:15:45,680 --> 00:15:47,120 pop star working today. 357 00:15:47,160 --> 00:15:49,680 You know why you're here, so show me what you got. 358 00:15:49,730 --> 00:15:51,640 And make it count. 359 00:15:54,690 --> 00:15:56,276 ["Deep in Vogue" by Malcolm McLaren playing] 360 00:15:56,300 --> 00:15:59,340 ♪ La la la la la la la la la ♪ 361 00:15:59,390 --> 00:16:02,000 ♪ La la la la ♪ 362 00:16:02,040 --> 00:16:03,440 ♪ La la ♪ 363 00:16:07,920 --> 00:16:09,960 ♪ Deep in vogue ♪ 364 00:16:12,440 --> 00:16:15,320 ♪ Deep in vogue ♪ 365 00:16:16,490 --> 00:16:17,970 ♪ Deep in vogue ♪ 366 00:16:21,190 --> 00:16:23,630 ♪ Imagine yourself ♪ 367 00:16:23,670 --> 00:16:25,020 ♪ Runway modeling ♪ 368 00:16:25,070 --> 00:16:28,070 ♪ In freeze-frame ♪ 369 00:16:28,110 --> 00:16:29,680 ♪ At the ball ♪ 370 00:16:29,720 --> 00:16:32,200 ♪ That's what they call ♪ 371 00:16:34,210 --> 00:16:35,990 ♪ Voguing ♪ 372 00:16:40,780 --> 00:16:43,520 ♪ Deep in vogue ♪ 373 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:47,520 ♪ Deep in vogue ♪ 374 00:16:49,260 --> 00:16:52,010 ♪ Deep in vogue ♪ 375 00:16:54,230 --> 00:16:56,230 ♪ Deep in vogue. ♪ 376 00:16:57,270 --> 00:17:01,190 Ooh! I have not danced like that ever in my life. 377 00:17:03,370 --> 00:17:05,190 Oh, man... 378 00:17:05,240 --> 00:17:08,890 Oh, thanks. 379 00:17:08,940 --> 00:17:10,500 Mm. 380 00:17:10,550 --> 00:17:13,680 Yo, for what it's worth, 381 00:17:13,720 --> 00:17:15,266 - you were really good. - Thank you, so were you. 382 00:17:15,290 --> 00:17:17,290 Everybody in there was. 383 00:17:21,470 --> 00:17:23,690 Especially him. 384 00:17:23,730 --> 00:17:25,260 Do you really think we got a shot 385 00:17:25,300 --> 00:17:27,520 - at getting this callback? - They got to call us back. 386 00:17:27,560 --> 00:17:29,430 I think it's definitely one of the three of us. 387 00:17:29,480 --> 00:17:33,000 Well, I guess we wait for that call. 388 00:17:33,050 --> 00:17:35,310 Yeah, I hope you get that call.- Thank you. 389 00:17:35,350 --> 00:17:37,790 I hope I get that call, too. 390 00:17:42,840 --> 00:17:45,360 Mother, can you sit down? You're making me nervous. 391 00:17:45,410 --> 00:17:47,240 It's been a day since your audition. 392 00:17:47,280 --> 00:17:48,110 How long were they gonna make you wait? 393 00:17:48,150 --> 00:17:49,566 They should be getting back to me today. 394 00:17:49,590 --> 00:17:51,590 Oh! 395 00:17:53,370 --> 00:17:54,290 Hello? 396 00:17:54,330 --> 00:17:57,330 Yeah, okay, one sec. 397 00:17:57,380 --> 00:17:58,420 Damon, it's for you. 398 00:18:13,610 --> 00:18:15,180 Hello? 399 00:18:15,220 --> 00:18:16,830 I understand. 400 00:18:18,050 --> 00:18:19,310 Thank you so much. 401 00:18:21,230 --> 00:18:23,710 - What did they say? - I, uh, 402 00:18:23,750 --> 00:18:26,270 I got the callback. 403 00:18:26,320 --> 00:18:29,190 Good. 404 00:18:29,230 --> 00:18:32,190 I got the callback. 405 00:18:32,240 --> 00:18:33,850 We got the callback. 406 00:18:33,890 --> 00:18:36,330 Thanks for calling. 407 00:18:38,810 --> 00:18:40,590 Oh, Damon. 408 00:18:40,640 --> 00:18:43,070 I got a callback. 409 00:18:43,120 --> 00:18:45,990 - What? - I can't believe it. 410 00:18:46,030 --> 00:18:47,226 I've been working so hard for this! 411 00:18:47,250 --> 00:18:48,820 And it's... Let me tell you, 412 00:18:48,860 --> 00:18:50,860 it's all worth it. You about to dance for Madonna! 413 00:18:50,910 --> 00:18:52,796 No, no, no, not yet, not yet. It-It's just a callback, 414 00:18:52,820 --> 00:18:54,586 - it's just a callback. - What? Just a callback? 415 00:18:54,610 --> 00:18:57,170 This is about acceptance. Someone from ballroom culture 416 00:18:57,220 --> 00:18:59,586 is about to get their chance, you're about to be a part of... 417 00:18:59,610 --> 00:19:03,180 No, you about to influence popular culture. 418 00:19:03,220 --> 00:19:07,620 Oh, my baby about to be mainstream! 419 00:19:19,110 --> 00:19:22,110 You're still at it? Enough. 420 00:19:22,160 --> 00:19:24,030 Come lay with me before we head out. 421 00:19:24,070 --> 00:19:25,250 I got to practice. 422 00:19:25,290 --> 00:19:26,810 This Butch Queen Vogue Femme category 423 00:19:26,860 --> 00:19:29,470 is not an easy one for me. 424 00:19:29,510 --> 00:19:31,340 The competition tonight is stiff. 425 00:19:31,380 --> 00:19:33,430 I'm stiff. 426 00:19:33,470 --> 00:19:35,600 Come to bed. 427 00:19:35,650 --> 00:19:39,220 After the ball, I promise. I got to conserve my energy. 428 00:19:39,260 --> 00:19:40,676 Humping for 30 minutes isn't gonna affect 429 00:19:40,700 --> 00:19:42,440 whether you win or lose. 430 00:19:42,480 --> 00:19:43,740 How would you know? 431 00:19:43,790 --> 00:19:45,376 You never walked a ball, you ain't in a house. 432 00:19:45,400 --> 00:19:47,050 Excuse me for wanting to be independent, 433 00:19:47,090 --> 00:19:49,310 to not have a master. 434 00:19:49,360 --> 00:19:50,376 The fuck's that supposed to mean? 435 00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:51,920 You're a follower. 436 00:19:51,970 --> 00:19:53,376 You let that bitch Elektra pull you around 437 00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:54,840 like a dog on a short leash. 438 00:19:54,880 --> 00:19:56,360 Ay, you need to watch your mouth. 439 00:19:56,410 --> 00:19:59,450 And you need to grow a pair of balls. Yeah? 440 00:19:59,500 --> 00:20:01,150 Stand up for yourself. 441 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,070 Be a man and say what's on your mind. 442 00:20:03,110 --> 00:20:04,420 Okay, I will. 443 00:20:04,460 --> 00:20:07,680 I made a mistake ending things with Damon. 444 00:20:07,720 --> 00:20:09,590 - Then go back to him! - I can't believe 445 00:20:09,640 --> 00:20:12,250 I ever blew up my life for you. 446 00:20:12,290 --> 00:20:14,600 Damon believed in me, in my dreams. 447 00:20:14,640 --> 00:20:17,430 You're just a selfish, self-centered bitch. 448 00:20:17,470 --> 00:20:19,870 Tired of your toxic-ass energy. 449 00:20:19,910 --> 00:20:22,390 Toxic? Yeah, I'm living the happy life 450 00:20:22,430 --> 00:20:24,326 you're pretending to live. I don't need to pollute 451 00:20:24,350 --> 00:20:28,310 my body with the negativity you keep spreading. 452 00:20:28,350 --> 00:20:30,326 That's not what you were saying last night when your legs 453 00:20:30,350 --> 00:20:32,140 - were behind my shoulders. - You know, 454 00:20:32,180 --> 00:20:33,500 if your swerve game was so good... 455 00:20:33,530 --> 00:20:34,556 - Mm-hmm? - You wouldn't need a map 456 00:20:34,580 --> 00:20:35,660 to find my G-spot. 457 00:20:35,710 --> 00:20:37,320 I got some advice for you, boo.- Mm. 458 00:20:37,360 --> 00:20:38,930 - Mm-hmm. - Learn to swallow your pride 459 00:20:38,970 --> 00:20:40,410 as well as you do men and maybe 460 00:20:40,450 --> 00:20:42,500 - you wouldn't end up alone. - Boy, bye. I'm blessed 461 00:20:42,540 --> 00:20:45,410 and highly favored. I will not be alone! 462 00:20:51,330 --> 00:20:54,940 Tonight is the last night that Ricky has the opportunity 463 00:20:54,990 --> 00:20:57,120 to practice for his audition with Queen Madonna, 464 00:20:57,160 --> 00:20:59,690 otherwise known as my future best friend. 465 00:20:59,730 --> 00:21:01,950 While I was praying for guidance on how best 466 00:21:01,990 --> 00:21:04,350 to help dear Ricky, a single question 467 00:21:04,390 --> 00:21:06,350 kept appearing in my mind. 468 00:21:06,390 --> 00:21:09,260 W.W.C.D.? 469 00:21:10,570 --> 00:21:12,440 What would Candy do? 470 00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:14,700 She was not a thinker. She did not have 471 00:21:14,750 --> 00:21:18,400 the capacity to ruminate on a problem. 472 00:21:18,450 --> 00:21:20,670 She took action, 473 00:21:20,710 --> 00:21:24,230 which is what we are going to do. 474 00:21:28,460 --> 00:21:30,760 Is that Candy's hammer? 475 00:21:30,810 --> 00:21:32,330 Her prized possession. 476 00:21:32,370 --> 00:21:35,160 And if she were here, she would use it... 477 00:21:35,200 --> 00:21:37,600 to break Damon's motherfucking foot. 478 00:21:37,640 --> 00:21:39,550 It's the only way to ensure Ricky's victory 479 00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:42,560 and my topless sunbathing vacation in Capri with Miss M. 480 00:21:42,600 --> 00:21:44,560 So, you want us to just 481 00:21:44,600 --> 00:21:46,000 stroll up on Damon 482 00:21:46,040 --> 00:21:47,740 - and smash him in the foot? - Do I have 483 00:21:47,780 --> 00:21:51,480 to explain everything?! 484 00:21:51,520 --> 00:21:53,390 You get close and then you throw it at his foot 485 00:21:53,440 --> 00:21:55,400 as hard as you can and in the chaos that follows, 486 00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:58,010 cry and say how sorry you are and that you had just 487 00:21:58,050 --> 00:22:00,360 applied Vaseline Intensive Carelotion to your hands 488 00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:01,790 and the hammer slipped out of them. 489 00:22:01,840 --> 00:22:04,800 Seriously? How're we gonna aim a hammer like that? 490 00:22:08,540 --> 00:22:10,930 Candy would've found a way. 491 00:22:10,980 --> 00:22:12,590 I'm not comfortable with this. 492 00:22:12,630 --> 00:22:14,420 Ricky is good. 493 00:22:14,460 --> 00:22:15,630 He can win on his own. 494 00:22:15,680 --> 00:22:17,510 No. 495 00:22:17,550 --> 00:22:19,510 I will not risk failure. 496 00:22:19,550 --> 00:22:20,730 This is too important 497 00:22:20,770 --> 00:22:22,810 - to this house. - Then why don't you do it? 498 00:22:22,860 --> 00:22:24,470 Oh, shit. 499 00:22:27,470 --> 00:22:30,520 A mother never gets her hands dirty. 500 00:22:30,560 --> 00:22:32,610 As an added incentive, whoever 501 00:22:32,650 --> 00:22:33,976 throws the hammer gets to accompany me 502 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:36,000 to Madonna's birthday party. 503 00:22:45,450 --> 00:22:46,840 All right, all right, all right. 504 00:22:46,880 --> 00:22:48,750 It's all happening for us, children. 505 00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:52,100 "Vogue" has hit number one on the charts, 506 00:22:52,150 --> 00:22:54,800 and the word is out... 507 00:22:54,850 --> 00:22:56,810 Ballroom is in. 508 00:22:56,850 --> 00:23:00,070 Come on, now. 509 00:23:00,110 --> 00:23:02,990 Ladies and gentlemen, ballroom has gone mainstream 510 00:23:03,030 --> 00:23:06,120 and I am here for it. 511 00:23:06,160 --> 00:23:08,030 All right, let's get this party 512 00:23:08,080 --> 00:23:10,560 started. The category is: 513 00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:12,120 Runway. 514 00:23:12,170 --> 00:23:15,690 Bring it like old-school, black and white cinema. 515 00:23:17,700 --> 00:23:20,570 Yes, girl. Work it out with that side step. 516 00:23:20,610 --> 00:23:22,050 We see you, girl. 517 00:23:22,090 --> 00:23:24,350 Yes. 518 00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:26,530 I likey, likey, likey. 519 00:23:26,570 --> 00:23:28,400 Work it out, work it out. 520 00:23:29,580 --> 00:23:31,140 Honey, I see you. 521 00:23:31,190 --> 00:23:33,020 Uh-huh. Work it out. 522 00:23:33,060 --> 00:23:36,580 And what have we here? 523 00:23:36,630 --> 00:23:38,460 Very Joan. 524 00:23:38,500 --> 00:23:39,630 Very Crawford. 525 00:23:39,670 --> 00:23:41,110 - Yes. - We need your help. 526 00:23:41,150 --> 00:23:42,526 - What happened? - Just come. - Come on. 527 00:23:42,550 --> 00:23:44,590 ♪ 'Cause there's music in the air ♪ 528 00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:46,290 ♪ And lots of lovin' everywhere... ♪ 529 00:23:46,330 --> 00:23:47,730 I see you, boo. 530 00:23:47,770 --> 00:23:51,340 Hey, tell them what you just told me. 531 00:23:51,380 --> 00:23:53,690 I know I'm betraying Mother Elektra, 532 00:23:53,730 --> 00:23:54,820 but this bitch has gone 533 00:23:54,860 --> 00:23:56,730 - too far this time. - She put a hit out 534 00:23:56,780 --> 00:23:59,350 - on Damon. - A hit? On his life? 535 00:23:59,390 --> 00:24:01,170 No. His foot. 536 00:24:01,220 --> 00:24:03,700 It's all going down tonight. We're supposed to make it 537 00:24:03,740 --> 00:24:05,326 - look like an accident. - They talking about 538 00:24:05,350 --> 00:24:06,716 it's for Candy, but we know it's just 'cause 539 00:24:06,740 --> 00:24:08,350 - they want Ricky to win. - Hello, bitch? 540 00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:10,750 Why am I here if you're telling the whole story? 541 00:24:10,790 --> 00:24:12,620 - My bad. - She says, 542 00:24:12,660 --> 00:24:14,540 - it's what Candy would do. - Man. 543 00:24:14,580 --> 00:24:17,760 Hold on a minute. Did they bring her actual hammer? 544 00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:19,190 - Yes. - Oh, hell no. 545 00:24:24,550 --> 00:24:25,940 Elektra. 546 00:24:25,980 --> 00:24:27,940 I'm not going to even ask you if it's true, 547 00:24:27,980 --> 00:24:29,510 'cause I know it is. 548 00:24:29,550 --> 00:24:30,900 Blanca, dear. 549 00:24:30,940 --> 00:24:33,730 I can't imagine what you're talking about. 550 00:24:33,770 --> 00:24:35,160 If anything happens to my child, 551 00:24:35,210 --> 00:24:36,510 I will kill you. 552 00:24:38,470 --> 00:24:40,780 I wasn't planning on hobbling him for life. 553 00:24:40,820 --> 00:24:43,090 He's young, wounds heal. 554 00:24:43,130 --> 00:24:44,546 There'll be other opportunities for him. 555 00:24:44,570 --> 00:24:48,090 Don't you see this is not an opportunity for Damon or Ricky? 556 00:24:48,130 --> 00:24:50,750 They're standing in for all of us. 557 00:24:50,790 --> 00:24:53,230 You know, you may be seven feet tall, 558 00:24:53,270 --> 00:24:55,360 hobnobbing with the glitterati, 559 00:24:55,400 --> 00:24:57,750 but no one really sees you. 560 00:24:57,800 --> 00:25:00,930 No one sees any of us. 561 00:25:00,970 --> 00:25:04,720 Not until right now, this moment. 562 00:25:04,760 --> 00:25:06,940 How are they gonna ignore any of us when one of our own 563 00:25:06,980 --> 00:25:09,590 is out there dancing in front of thousands of people? 564 00:25:11,590 --> 00:25:13,120 You know what? 565 00:25:13,160 --> 00:25:15,940 You are one of us. 566 00:25:15,990 --> 00:25:18,690 And the light that those boys are about to shine our way 567 00:25:18,730 --> 00:25:20,820 is gonna light you up, too. So give me that 568 00:25:20,860 --> 00:25:23,470 goddamn hammer and call off these dogs. 569 00:25:40,710 --> 00:25:44,580 You ruin all my plans, mongrel. 570 00:25:50,850 --> 00:25:53,200 Wintours. 571 00:25:59,810 --> 00:26:02,560 The category is Fringe Fever. 572 00:26:04,250 --> 00:26:05,860 I see you feeling fabulous 573 00:26:05,910 --> 00:26:07,780 in all that fringe, Francine. 574 00:26:11,350 --> 00:26:12,700 Looking don't cost nothing. 575 00:26:20,750 --> 00:26:23,450 - Where you been? - You're mad cute. 576 00:26:23,490 --> 00:26:25,710 - Mm-hmm. - I've been working doubles, 577 00:26:25,750 --> 00:26:27,840 trying to pull my own weight, you know? 578 00:26:27,890 --> 00:26:29,670 I feel you. 579 00:26:29,710 --> 00:26:31,800 Work's been a good distraction for me, too. 580 00:26:33,240 --> 00:26:36,550 Especially with... with all the Candy stuff. 581 00:26:36,590 --> 00:26:38,900 Blanca told me Ford got you booked. 582 00:26:38,940 --> 00:26:40,810 Mm-hmm. 583 00:26:42,940 --> 00:26:44,730 I booked another Wet n Wild campaign. 584 00:26:44,770 --> 00:26:46,860 - No. - And... 585 00:26:46,900 --> 00:26:49,250 Ms. Ford got me an Essence cover try. 586 00:26:50,560 --> 00:26:52,870 Yo. That's what's up. 587 00:26:52,910 --> 00:26:54,910 I'll tell you what, when you book that cover, 588 00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:58,350 we gonna take a rain check on that dinner. 589 00:27:01,830 --> 00:27:04,750 Angel. 590 00:27:04,790 --> 00:27:07,060 You look good, girl. 591 00:27:13,370 --> 00:27:14,800 Bro, you got this, Papo. 592 00:27:14,850 --> 00:27:16,720 Go out there and slay, you know? 593 00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:18,680 All right. 594 00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:20,420 All right, y'all ready for this next one? 595 00:27:22,850 --> 00:27:25,290 Is this shit on? Y'all ready for this next one? 596 00:27:26,730 --> 00:27:29,160 - Yeah, all right. - The category is: 597 00:27:30,990 --> 00:27:32,910 Butch... Queen... 598 00:27:32,950 --> 00:27:35,520 Vogue... Femme. 599 00:27:35,560 --> 00:27:37,830 I'm-a need y'all to execute on it tonight. 600 00:27:37,870 --> 00:27:39,040 You hear me? 601 00:27:39,090 --> 00:27:41,310 I need to see it soft and dainty. 602 00:27:41,350 --> 00:27:43,740 And... dramatic. 603 00:27:43,790 --> 00:27:45,620 And severe. 604 00:27:45,660 --> 00:27:47,310 Aw, bring it. 605 00:27:49,360 --> 00:27:51,580 Yeah, baby. Ooh, I see you, bitch. 606 00:27:51,620 --> 00:27:54,930 With that press and curl, you will sit by the stove tonight. 607 00:27:54,970 --> 00:27:57,930 With that iron, baby, before you came out. 608 00:27:57,980 --> 00:27:59,930 You going for that trophy tonight, you going for 609 00:27:59,980 --> 00:28:01,940 that grand prize, baby. 610 00:28:01,980 --> 00:28:03,550 Uh-huh. That swirl, 611 00:28:03,590 --> 00:28:05,160 that swish, that swirl and... 612 00:28:06,850 --> 00:28:09,770 Ah, oh, but Mr. Damon Evangelista 613 00:28:09,810 --> 00:28:11,770 has something to say about that. 614 00:28:11,820 --> 00:28:13,080 He says, "No, ma'am." 615 00:28:13,120 --> 00:28:14,730 "Not tonight, you ain't 616 00:28:14,780 --> 00:28:16,990 "snatching my trophy from me tonight, honey. 617 00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:19,780 "Nuh-nuh, not, not tonight. 618 00:28:19,820 --> 00:28:21,740 "Oh, you can take that shit elsewhere, 619 00:28:21,780 --> 00:28:23,440 you ain't snatching my trophy." 620 00:28:23,480 --> 00:28:25,740 He said, "Ooh, 621 00:28:25,790 --> 00:28:27,960 no, ma'am." 622 00:28:28,010 --> 00:28:29,750 Yes, the mess around, bitch. 623 00:28:29,790 --> 00:28:31,750 Hah! Oh! Hah! 624 00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:35,800 Yes. 625 00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:38,190 Oh! 626 00:28:38,230 --> 00:28:40,890 Oh, yes. 627 00:28:40,930 --> 00:28:42,590 What? 628 00:28:42,630 --> 00:28:44,020 Ricky Wintour. 629 00:28:44,070 --> 00:28:46,590 He's feeling very peevish. 630 00:28:46,630 --> 00:28:48,200 The swirl like Diana, honey. 631 00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:51,590 He didn't come to play with you hoes tonight. 632 00:28:51,640 --> 00:28:53,030 Oh, Spinderella. 633 00:28:53,070 --> 00:28:56,160 Spin like fucking Diana Ross, bitch. 634 00:28:56,210 --> 00:28:59,430 He's giving you sensuous and sexy 635 00:28:59,470 --> 00:29:02,000 and fabulous. 636 00:29:02,040 --> 00:29:04,870 Work it out! Ricky Wintour. 637 00:29:04,910 --> 00:29:05,960 We're seen. 638 00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:08,700 See, that is how you vogue 639 00:29:08,740 --> 00:29:10,050 the house down. Boots, bitch. 640 00:29:10,090 --> 00:29:12,620 All right, y'all. 641 00:29:12,660 --> 00:29:15,010 Give 'em a hand. Give 'em a hand. 642 00:29:16,270 --> 00:29:18,010 Come on to the center, bitches. 643 00:29:18,060 --> 00:29:19,800 Act like y'all know what we do. 644 00:29:19,840 --> 00:29:21,230 All right. 645 00:29:21,280 --> 00:29:23,230 For Ms. Duckwalk. 646 00:29:23,280 --> 00:29:25,930 Judges, your scores. Eight, eight, 647 00:29:25,980 --> 00:29:28,020 eight, eight, eight. 648 00:29:28,070 --> 00:29:29,370 Quack, quack, boo-boo. 649 00:29:29,410 --> 00:29:31,240 Sorry, baby. Not tonight. 650 00:29:31,290 --> 00:29:33,380 And next, for Damon Evangelista. 651 00:29:33,420 --> 00:29:34,510 Judges, your scores. 652 00:29:34,550 --> 00:29:36,860 Ten, ten, ten, 653 00:29:36,900 --> 00:29:39,250 ten, ten. 654 00:29:40,730 --> 00:29:41,950 Uh-huh. 655 00:29:41,990 --> 00:29:43,690 Uh-huh. 656 00:29:43,730 --> 00:29:45,820 And lastly, but certainly not 657 00:29:45,870 --> 00:29:48,390 leastly... 658 00:29:48,430 --> 00:29:50,440 the sexy and the sensuous 659 00:29:50,480 --> 00:29:52,960 Ricky Wintour. 660 00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:54,270 Judges, your scores. Ten. 661 00:29:54,310 --> 00:29:56,270 Ten, ten, 662 00:29:56,310 --> 00:29:58,880 ten... nine. 663 00:29:58,920 --> 00:30:01,100 What? 664 00:30:01,140 --> 00:30:02,710 What you mad about, Elektra? 665 00:30:02,750 --> 00:30:04,710 Don't be mad, bitch. 666 00:30:04,750 --> 00:30:08,110 Children always wind up paying for 667 00:30:08,150 --> 00:30:09,760 the sins of the mother. 668 00:30:09,800 --> 00:30:11,720 Come on and get this trophy. Grand prize, 669 00:30:11,760 --> 00:30:12,980 Damon Evangelista. 670 00:30:13,020 --> 00:30:14,980 Give it up. 671 00:30:15,030 --> 00:30:18,070 Give it up. Y'all know y'all got to give it up. 672 00:30:18,120 --> 00:30:20,900 That's how you do a ball, bitch. 673 00:30:20,940 --> 00:30:22,690 That is how you do it. 674 00:30:22,730 --> 00:30:23,990 ♪ Yeah... ♪ 675 00:30:24,030 --> 00:30:25,510 Come on now, give him a hand. 676 00:30:25,560 --> 00:30:28,080 Damon Evangelista! 677 00:30:28,130 --> 00:30:31,130 Give it up, give it up, give it up. 678 00:30:31,170 --> 00:30:32,780 ♪ Yeah... ♪ 679 00:30:32,830 --> 00:30:34,310 Oh, oh, you leaving? 680 00:30:34,350 --> 00:30:37,270 Oh, you mad? Get the fuck out of here, bitch. 681 00:30:39,050 --> 00:30:41,140 ♪ Yeah ♪ 682 00:30:41,180 --> 00:30:44,100 ♪ Dance, dance, dance. ♪ 683 00:30:44,140 --> 00:30:47,320 You know I still owe you that slice and a stroll. 684 00:30:47,360 --> 00:30:48,930 Didn't you just end things 685 00:30:48,970 --> 00:30:50,320 with Damon? 686 00:30:50,370 --> 00:30:52,500 You're a little drunk, babe. 687 00:30:52,540 --> 00:30:55,760 - And messy. - Oh, that's how it's gon' be? 688 00:30:56,940 --> 00:30:58,900 Ooh. 689 00:30:58,940 --> 00:31:01,160 Looks like somebody's game slipping, player. 690 00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:03,160 I'm so glad that I'm here. You might need a coach. 691 00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:04,950 Please, I invented the game. 692 00:31:04,990 --> 00:31:06,160 Yeah, yeah. 693 00:31:06,210 --> 00:31:08,770 I know. 694 00:31:08,820 --> 00:31:10,340 So... 695 00:31:10,390 --> 00:31:12,780 what're you still doing here? 696 00:31:14,220 --> 00:31:15,560 I just wanted to give this to you. 697 00:31:15,610 --> 00:31:17,570 - You don't have to. - Oh, I know I don't. 698 00:31:17,610 --> 00:31:19,050 But I want to. 699 00:31:19,090 --> 00:31:21,400 You were better out there tonight. 700 00:31:23,530 --> 00:31:25,970 - Yeah, I was. - All right, all right. 701 00:31:26,010 --> 00:31:28,970 See, I know. Uh, yeah, that-that mouth and that-that ego 702 00:31:29,010 --> 00:31:31,150 are still there even when you're drinking. - Right? 703 00:31:31,190 --> 00:31:32,360 But no, seriously. 704 00:31:32,410 --> 00:31:34,280 You were really good out there. 705 00:31:34,320 --> 00:31:36,980 And you were good at the audition, too. 706 00:31:38,110 --> 00:31:40,200 You gon' get picked for that tour. 707 00:31:40,240 --> 00:31:41,070 I know it. 708 00:31:41,110 --> 00:31:43,030 - Mm-hmm? Mm-mm-hmm. - Yeah. 709 00:31:43,070 --> 00:31:44,640 All right. 710 00:31:44,680 --> 00:31:47,200 But just promise me that you gon' stop drinking. 711 00:31:47,250 --> 00:31:48,380 Okay? 712 00:31:48,420 --> 00:31:50,030 Now you need to have a clear mind 713 00:31:50,080 --> 00:31:51,380 and remember this moment. 714 00:31:51,430 --> 00:31:53,990 'Cause I'm gonna want to hear all about it. 715 00:31:54,040 --> 00:31:56,210 ♪ Never will forget the day we met ♪ 716 00:31:56,260 --> 00:31:58,780 ♪ Girl, I'm gonna miss you... ♪ 717 00:31:58,820 --> 00:32:00,830 I broke up with Chris. 718 00:32:04,220 --> 00:32:06,400 Sorry to hear that. 719 00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:11,140 I was better when I was with you. 720 00:32:14,060 --> 00:32:18,110 No, you're pretty good on your own, too. 721 00:32:18,150 --> 00:32:21,150 You just need to learn... 722 00:32:22,940 --> 00:32:27,900 how to stand on your own two feet. Okay? 723 00:32:27,940 --> 00:32:30,070 ♪ Sitting here, wasting my time ♪ 724 00:32:30,120 --> 00:32:32,420 ♪ I just don't know ♪ 725 00:32:32,470 --> 00:32:37,040 ♪ What I should do... ♪ 726 00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:38,690 All right. 727 00:32:38,730 --> 00:32:40,040 ♪ It's a tragedy ♪ 728 00:32:40,080 --> 00:32:43,870 ♪ For me to see the dream is over ♪ 729 00:32:43,910 --> 00:32:48,000 ♪ And I never will forget ♪ 730 00:32:48,050 --> 00:32:51,490 ♪ The day we met, girl, I'm gonna miss you. ♪ 731 00:33:09,160 --> 00:33:11,640 Man, my ass has never been worked that hard before. 732 00:33:11,680 --> 00:33:13,380 That's a lie. 733 00:33:13,420 --> 00:33:17,600 Oh, he got jokes. 734 00:33:21,120 --> 00:33:23,470 I'm glad to see you still got a sense of humor. 735 00:33:26,260 --> 00:33:28,130 Congratulations. 736 00:33:32,220 --> 00:33:34,400 I knew he was gonna get it. 737 00:33:34,440 --> 00:33:37,100 Fuck. I really wanted this. 738 00:33:37,140 --> 00:33:40,190 I mean, we did the best we could. 739 00:33:40,230 --> 00:33:41,256 Just because this didn't happen 740 00:33:41,280 --> 00:33:43,076 don't mean that we won't have the other opportunities. 741 00:33:43,100 --> 00:33:44,410 Eh, you sound like Blanca 742 00:33:44,450 --> 00:33:46,890 when you're talking all positive and shit. 743 00:33:46,930 --> 00:33:50,110 I let my house and Elektra down, end of story. 744 00:33:50,150 --> 00:33:52,110 Okay, all right, listen to me. 745 00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:55,290 This is bigger than you or me or Elektra. 746 00:33:55,330 --> 00:33:57,200 I mean, letting the establishment 747 00:33:57,250 --> 00:34:00,420 know that we created the mainstream. 748 00:34:00,470 --> 00:34:04,120 They're gonna have to put respect on our names. 749 00:34:04,170 --> 00:34:05,950 Yeah. 750 00:34:07,260 --> 00:34:09,220 Oh, hey, I'm glad you're still here. 751 00:34:09,260 --> 00:34:10,496 You ran out of there so quickly. 752 00:34:10,520 --> 00:34:12,180 Oh, I'm-I'm sorry about that. 753 00:34:12,220 --> 00:34:14,130 I just felt like I just let you down. 754 00:34:14,180 --> 00:34:17,180 Oh, you win some, you lose some. That's showbiz. 755 00:34:17,220 --> 00:34:18,286 What matters is you brought it. 756 00:34:18,310 --> 00:34:22,320 - You were both so good. - You think so? 757 00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:25,010 I do, which is why I-I wanted to tell you about another audition, 758 00:34:25,060 --> 00:34:26,100 if you're interested. 759 00:34:26,150 --> 00:34:28,150 - Of course we are. - What's it for? 760 00:34:28,190 --> 00:34:31,240 You're never gonna believe it. They're rebooting Solid Gold. 761 00:34:31,280 --> 00:34:34,020 - What's Solid Gold? - Ooh, what's Solid Gold? 762 00:34:34,070 --> 00:34:36,460 Boy, it's just the best TV music countdown show ever! 763 00:34:36,500 --> 00:34:38,980 Oh, my God. I'm gonna be a Solid Gold dancer? 764 00:34:39,030 --> 00:34:40,706 Well, you have to audition first. Oh, my God. 765 00:34:40,730 --> 00:34:43,120 Oh, okay. 766 00:34:43,160 --> 00:34:47,040 Ah. Take care. 767 00:34:56,310 --> 00:34:57,310 I'll see you. 768 00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:09,280 Solid Gold is not a nothing property. 769 00:35:09,320 --> 00:35:11,500 This show was the darling of syndicated television. 770 00:35:11,540 --> 00:35:13,850 Discovered Arsenio Hall. 771 00:35:13,890 --> 00:35:15,850 And one of the dancers went on to Hollywood. 772 00:35:15,890 --> 00:35:18,240 Lucinda Dickey had a substantial role 773 00:35:18,290 --> 00:35:20,810 in Ninja III: The Domination. 774 00:35:20,850 --> 00:35:22,380 Oh, yeah, I think I saw that. 775 00:35:22,420 --> 00:35:24,330 What I'm trying to say is, 776 00:35:24,380 --> 00:35:27,380 this is an important project, but for some reason 777 00:35:27,420 --> 00:35:31,170 I was able to buy the rights to reboot it on the cheap, 778 00:35:31,210 --> 00:35:33,390 which means we're only shooting a pilot 779 00:35:33,430 --> 00:35:34,740 and I can't pay more than scale. 780 00:35:34,780 --> 00:35:39,310 So... how many dancers are you hiring? 781 00:35:39,350 --> 00:35:42,400 The old show had ten. We're going with three. 782 00:35:46,490 --> 00:35:48,490 We just have one demand. 783 00:35:51,140 --> 00:35:53,280 You got to take both of us. 784 00:35:54,710 --> 00:35:56,346 I thought you were gonna ask for something real. 785 00:35:56,370 --> 00:35:57,826 Yeah, of course. That's why you're both here. 786 00:35:57,850 --> 00:36:00,200 I want both of you. 787 00:36:00,240 --> 00:36:03,330 It's time for Solid Gold. 788 00:36:03,370 --> 00:36:07,250 Featuring your new favorite Solid Gold dancers. 789 00:36:07,290 --> 00:36:09,250 Ricky. 790 00:36:09,290 --> 00:36:11,470 Damon. 791 00:36:11,510 --> 00:36:14,820 ♪ Solid Gold, putting rhythm in my soul... ♪ 792 00:36:14,860 --> 00:36:18,430 And Las Vegas nudie revue legend, Riddle Rene. 793 00:36:18,480 --> 00:36:20,830 ♪ There's a song that's unreeling ♪ 794 00:36:20,870 --> 00:36:23,650 ♪ To fit the way that I'm feeling ♪ 795 00:36:23,700 --> 00:36:26,270 ♪ My head keeps spinning to music ♪ 796 00:36:26,310 --> 00:36:28,660 ♪ Spinning to gold... ♪ 797 00:36:28,700 --> 00:36:31,450 And now, for the week's top ten countdown, 798 00:36:31,490 --> 00:36:34,230 coming in at number ten, 799 00:36:34,270 --> 00:36:37,150 here's Perfect Gentlemen's "Ooh La La." 800 00:36:37,190 --> 00:36:39,370 ♪ Solid Gold! ♪ 801 00:36:39,410 --> 00:36:40,850 ♪ Ooh, la la ♪ 802 00:36:41,890 --> 00:36:44,330 ♪ Ooh, la la ♪ 803 00:36:44,370 --> 00:36:46,630 ♪ I can't ♪ 804 00:36:46,680 --> 00:36:49,460 ♪ Can't get over you... ♪ 805 00:36:49,510 --> 00:36:51,680 Holding tight 806 00:36:51,730 --> 00:36:54,160 at number nine this week is "U Can't Touch This" 807 00:36:54,210 --> 00:36:56,820 - by MC Hammer. - ♪ Oh, my Lord ♪ 808 00:36:56,860 --> 00:36:59,390 ♪ Thank you for blessin' me with a mind to rhyme ♪ 809 00:36:59,430 --> 00:37:01,390 ♪ And two hype feet, it feels good when you know ♪ 810 00:37:01,430 --> 00:37:03,326 ♪ You're down, a super dope homeboy from the Oaktown ♪ 811 00:37:03,350 --> 00:37:05,610 ♪ And I'm known as such ♪ 812 00:37:05,650 --> 00:37:07,286 ♪ And this is a beat, uh, you can't touch. ♪ 813 00:37:07,310 --> 00:37:09,700 "Sending All My Love" by Linear 814 00:37:09,740 --> 00:37:12,620 slides down from number five to number eight this week. 815 00:37:12,660 --> 00:37:15,530 ♪ Sending all my love to you... ♪ 816 00:37:15,580 --> 00:37:17,620 There will be quite a few ladies in America 817 00:37:17,670 --> 00:37:21,360 sending their love to you, newcomer Ricky. Way to go. 818 00:37:21,410 --> 00:37:24,930 ♪ Nothing compares... ♪ 819 00:37:24,980 --> 00:37:26,370 Moving down, 820 00:37:26,410 --> 00:37:28,420 but still holding strong in the top ten 821 00:37:28,460 --> 00:37:33,380 is Sinead O'Connor's "Nothing Compares 2 U." 822 00:37:33,420 --> 00:37:36,380 ♪ It must have been love, but it's over now... ♪ 823 00:37:36,420 --> 00:37:39,510 Here is "It Must Have Been Love" 824 00:37:39,560 --> 00:37:41,560 by Pretty Woman Julia Roberts' 825 00:37:41,600 --> 00:37:44,910 favorite band Roxette. 826 00:37:44,950 --> 00:37:47,910 ♪ That girl is poison ♪ 827 00:37:51,530 --> 00:37:53,880 ♪ Never trust a big butt and a smile ♪ 828 00:37:53,920 --> 00:37:56,700 ♪ That girl is poison ♪ 829 00:37:56,750 --> 00:37:58,010 ♪ Poison. ♪ 830 00:38:00,490 --> 00:38:03,320 ♪ Friends come and friends may go ♪ 831 00:38:03,360 --> 00:38:05,580 ♪ My friend, you're real, I know ♪ 832 00:38:05,630 --> 00:38:07,320 ♪ True self you have shown ♪ 833 00:38:07,370 --> 00:38:08,760 ♪ You're all right with me... ♪ 834 00:38:08,800 --> 00:38:11,410 We enter the top three 835 00:38:11,460 --> 00:38:14,460 with "Hold On" by Wilson Phillips, 836 00:38:14,500 --> 00:38:16,550 climbing slowly but steadily. 837 00:38:16,590 --> 00:38:19,550 ♪ You hold on for one more day ♪ 838 00:38:19,600 --> 00:38:22,950 ♪ You hold on ♪ 839 00:38:22,990 --> 00:38:26,210 ♪ For one more day hold on ♪ 840 00:38:26,260 --> 00:38:28,000 ♪ For one more day. ♪ 841 00:38:28,040 --> 00:38:30,560 And the anticipation mounts. 842 00:38:30,610 --> 00:38:33,390 Here's Heart's "All I Wanna Do Is Make Love To You." 843 00:38:33,440 --> 00:38:35,480 ♪ To hold on to... ♪ 844 00:38:35,530 --> 00:38:37,750 And holding strong 845 00:38:37,790 --> 00:38:40,400 at number one is Madonna's "Vogue." 846 00:38:40,440 --> 00:38:43,710 ♪ Let your body move to the music, hey ♪ 847 00:38:43,750 --> 00:38:47,620 ♪ Hey, hey, come on, vogue ♪ 848 00:38:47,670 --> 00:38:51,370 ♪ Let your body go with the flow ♪ 849 00:38:51,410 --> 00:38:53,410 - ♪ Go with the flow ♪ - ♪ You know you can do it ♪ 850 00:38:55,630 --> 00:38:57,810 ♪ Vogue. ♪ 851 00:38:57,850 --> 00:39:02,030 Oh, that is so silly. 852 00:39:02,070 --> 00:39:03,770 You were on your leg, though, no shade. 853 00:39:03,810 --> 00:39:05,820 - No, I tried. I... - You were just getting very... 854 00:39:05,860 --> 00:39:07,510 - on your leg, okay? - Oh, God. 855 00:39:07,560 --> 00:39:09,470 - No, I'm serious. - Thank you. 856 00:39:09,520 --> 00:39:11,610 - That was so fun. - So good. 857 00:39:11,650 --> 00:39:13,820 Well, I hope 858 00:39:13,870 --> 00:39:15,806 we did enough in there to get this thing picked up. 859 00:39:15,830 --> 00:39:18,000 Girl, I hope so, too. Yeah. 860 00:39:18,050 --> 00:39:20,400 If anything, I'll see you cuties at the next cattle call. 861 00:39:20,440 --> 00:39:22,490 - You sure will. - All right, all right. 862 00:39:22,530 --> 00:39:24,050 - See you. - Nice to meet you. 863 00:39:24,100 --> 00:39:25,450 You, too. 864 00:39:27,490 --> 00:39:30,280 Look, I'm just gonna say it. We did that. 865 00:39:30,320 --> 00:39:31,540 I mean... 866 00:39:31,580 --> 00:39:34,450 What? Oh, my God. I'm so excited. 867 00:39:34,500 --> 00:39:36,540 - Oh, my God. - I mean, can you believe it? 868 00:39:36,590 --> 00:39:40,550 Two years ago, we was dancing in the balls, 869 00:39:40,590 --> 00:39:44,030 and here we are now. Now. 870 00:39:44,070 --> 00:39:47,550 Filming a real-life, full type TV show! 871 00:39:47,600 --> 00:39:48,820 I didn't want to say nothing 872 00:39:48,860 --> 00:39:50,690 'cause I don't like jinxing stuff, 873 00:39:50,730 --> 00:39:53,040 but I got a feeling this reboot's gonna go 874 00:39:53,080 --> 00:39:55,130 - and it's gonna be huge. - Mm-hmm. 875 00:39:56,520 --> 00:39:58,430 I had the best time with you today. 876 00:39:58,480 --> 00:40:00,610 I, uh... 877 00:40:00,650 --> 00:40:03,400 I don't want it to end. 878 00:40:05,570 --> 00:40:07,490 I had a good time, too. 879 00:40:09,050 --> 00:40:12,710 But we need to keep this on the dance floor. 880 00:40:12,750 --> 00:40:15,800 We are way too close, 881 00:40:15,840 --> 00:40:17,450 way too close to making it, 882 00:40:17,500 --> 00:40:19,670 for us to put our energy anywhere else. 883 00:40:20,760 --> 00:40:22,890 Even true love? 884 00:40:26,330 --> 00:40:29,600 Look, I messed up, 885 00:40:29,640 --> 00:40:31,600 and I know you're scared, 886 00:40:31,640 --> 00:40:33,730 but I've changed, D. 887 00:40:33,770 --> 00:40:36,600 You made me a better person, 888 00:40:36,650 --> 00:40:40,170 a better dancer. 889 00:40:40,220 --> 00:40:42,170 I don't want nobody, just you. 890 00:40:46,130 --> 00:40:47,960 We can start over. 891 00:40:55,450 --> 00:40:56,540 Friends? 892 00:41:07,420 --> 00:41:09,980 Yeah. 893 00:41:13,200 --> 00:41:15,730 Friends. 894 00:41:22,690 --> 00:41:26,700 Who knows? Maybe even stars of a big TV show. 895 00:41:30,270 --> 00:41:31,660 Maybe. 896 00:41:33,750 --> 00:41:35,580 See you. 897 00:41:37,490 --> 00:41:39,010 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH