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[intro theme plays]
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[screaming]
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It's late.
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I'm gonna call it a night.
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[clears throat]
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I don't need any details,
but you really like this girl?
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Uh...
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I do, yeah.
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And you've got... protection?
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Yes, Dad.
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- Jeez, what?
- I'm just saying.
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Be smart.
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Good night.
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Good night.
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[door closes]
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Is everything okay?
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Yeah, my dad's just being weird.
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That carnival opens up tomorrow night.
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You wanna go?
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Maybe they have a tunnel of love?
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I was thinking the same thing.
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["I Wanna Be Yours"
by The Arctic Monkeys plays]
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♪ You call the shots, babe ♪
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♪ I just wanna be yours ♪
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♪ Secrets I have held in my heart ♪
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♪ Are harder to hide than I thought ♪
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Think we could stay here forever?
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What about the world?
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Wouldn't we be missed?
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I don't care.
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I'm just so, so happy you're here.
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With me.
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Thanks to you.
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Only to you.
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And now that I have you back,
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I'm never letting you go.
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Sweet dreams.
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[screaming]
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- [voices whispering] Nick?
- [Nick panting]
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[Sabrina] Nick, what's wrong?
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- You're okay.
- No.
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- It's just a nightmare. Shh.
- It was him.
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No.
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He was here.
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The Dark Lord.
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No.
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No, he's not.
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He is far away.
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He can't hurt you anymore.
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Everything's gonna be all right now.
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It's okay.
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[Sabrina] No, no, Roz...
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Nick's doing great.
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It's just...
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I wanna spend the day with him.
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Like the whole day, so I was hoping
you could maybe cover for me at school?
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- We're talking about the carnival.
- A carnival tonight?
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Yeah, that sounds amazing.
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- I have a ride.
- Sure.
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When and where shall we meet you?
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See you then.
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Babe?
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- [shower running]
- I'm gonna go to breakfast.
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Will you come down when you're done?
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[Nick] Absolutely.
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[grunting]
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[Nick, echoing] No!
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No!
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So, how's poor Nicholas doing, darling?
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Here we go.
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- As well as can be expected.
- Yeah?
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[Hilda] How's his little foot?
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Well, his malformation is a remnant
of having the Dark Lord inside him.
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Um... given enough time,
it should revert back on its own.
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Probably.
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Well, you must be so happy
now that he's back in your arms,
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all safe and cozy?
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[Zelda] And in your bed.
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I imagine it was quite the reunion.
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All we did was talk
and hold each other, Aunt Zee,
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and that is all I'm gonna say about that.
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Well, then, I know what we can discuss.
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The sheer insolence of you going to Hell
without our permission.
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You could have been killed.
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You could have gotten your friends killed.
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Oh, honestly.
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First Purgatory, now Hell.
What's next? Heaven?
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Bet you missed this while you were gone.
Breakfast with a side of inquisition.
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Ambrose, as you know,
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we've reopened the Academy
in your absence,
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and we're short of teachers.
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I cannot be a teacher if that is
what you're asking me, Auntie Zee.
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Why can't you?
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The thing is,
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my time abroad has illuminated me
to everything I do not know.
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Magicks beyond our experience
and imagination.
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If I'm to be a master of the mystic arts,
I must read, I must research.
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Well, then, you can be
the Academy's librarian.
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What about Cassius?
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Oh. He's on death's doorstep.
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- [sneezes]
- Hmm.
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Zelda?
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Are you coming down with a cold?
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How dare you?
I've never been sick a day in my life.
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- [Nick] Morning, everyone.
- Morning, my darling.
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Hey, have a seat. I've saved you a plate.
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No, that's all right, Ms. Spellman,
I'm not really hungry.
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Actually, we should get going.
Nick's walking me to school.
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And then straight to the Academy, I hope.
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You've been gone too long, Mr. Scratch.
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And Sabrina, I'll be expecting you
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as soon as your day
at Baxter High is finished.
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- 3:30, shall we say?
- [Sabrina] Absolutely.
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I'll be there.
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Obviously, we're not going
to the Academy today.
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And I'm not going to Baxter High.
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- We're not?
- No.
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We're playing hooky.
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I just got you back.
I wanna spend the whole day with you.
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And then Roz said
there's a carnival opening tonight.
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- How does that sound?
- [Lilith] Divine.
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But simply not meant to be.
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[Nick] Lilith.
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Mr. Scratch, did you miss me?
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You won't take me back.
I'd sooner die first.
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I'm not here for you.
Sabrina is needed at court.
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- Sabrina is?
- I am?
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Why would Sabrina be needed in Hell?
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It's a long story,
but in order to get you out of Hell,
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I had to...
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claim the throne.
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So you did as Lucifer asked?
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You're Queen of Hell?
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Well, technically, yes, but not really.
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I made Lilith my regent
so she could handle the day-to-day.
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Yes, but you foolishly threatened
the Infernal Court with a reformation.
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And now they're demanding
to hear your plans.
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They've gathered
at Pandemonium, so if you...
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Oh, I'm not going.
I have plans with Nick.
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As regent, there's only so much I can do.
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That's fine, but like I said...
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I think you should go.
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- [Sabrina] What?
- That is,
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I mean, if this is something
that you need to do...
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It is.
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I don't feel right about leaving you.
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Sabrina...
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go.
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Do what you do best
and be a total badass.
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And we can meet up at the Academy.
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I'll be back by lunch.
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[clamoring]
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- Order! There will be order.
- [demon] Yes.
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Order?
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We are the lords of disorder.
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You demanded an audience with the Queen.
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Now you must let her speak.
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Outline her reformation.
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For starters,
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I want a grand accounting
of all the souls in Hell.
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[demons muttering]
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Until then, I want a freeze
on any more deal-making with mortals.
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What about pre-existing contracts?
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We must collect on them.
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Only after I review each contract
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and make a decision
on a case-by-case basis.
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Respectfully, does she have the time,
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what with all her cheerleading and such?
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[laughter]
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Silence! Silence!
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If you'll let the Queen finish.
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We've heard enough.
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I, Caliban, demon prince of Hell,
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challenge the Morningstar
to her seat on the throne.
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[demons shouting, cheering]
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Look upon this scroll.
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I have gathered 666 signatures
of the highest born of Hell
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to endorse my challenge.
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By infernal law of the court of Hell,
it must be accepted.
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- What?
- Is that true?
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Technically, yes.
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Or you can simply forfeit the throne.
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Oh, don't even.
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Then I challenge you on a quest for...
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the Unholy Regalia.
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The regalia are the three most powerful
occult objects in history.
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Relics that have been lost to the ages,
mind you.
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Legend has it, he who finds
and collects the relics
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may take his seat on the throne,
whether they be Morningstar or not.
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Do you accept my challenge, Sabrina?
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[demon whispers] Yes. Accept it.
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I accept.
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[demons growl, laugh]
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Then begin with Herod's crown.
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All hail King Herod,
who slaughtered innocent babes.
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[demon] Yes.
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Find his crown,
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return it to its rightful place
in Pandemonium,
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and you will be one step closer
to the throne.
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[clamoring]
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[Sabrina] What if it's rigged?
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The contest.
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What if Caliban and the kings
already know where the regalia is,
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and this is just a setup?
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[Lilith] It's true.
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I put nothing past them,
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but no one knows where the items are.
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Not even the Dark Lord.
Else he would have destroyed them.
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So, if I find Herod's crown,
will that put to bed Caliban's challenge?
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There's a trinity of objects, so...
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probably end up being
the best two out of three.
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[Sabrina sighs]
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Nothing's ever easy.
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[door opens]
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No, it is not.
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[door closes]
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[bell tolling]
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There's a leadership opportunity
I wish to discuss with you, Prudence.
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I'd like to designate you
Prefect of Students.
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Oh, uh... what would my duties be?
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Administrative.
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Helping me, teaching,
of course, in addition...
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High Priestess. It's awful.
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You must come at once.
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[Zelda] What in Lilith's name?
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More of the Dark Lord's handiwork?
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No, it's Gerald.
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Just Gerald. He tried to fly, but...
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[both] He's never fallen like this before.
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Stupid boy.
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As if we weren't already short
on warlocks.
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[sneezes]
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Elspeth?
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Elspeth, have you caught a cold?
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Get thee to a warm bed.
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And tell your classmates:
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Henceforth,
there is to be no unsupervised flying.
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Not till we understand
what's happening to us.
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[Zelda] The coven is in crisis.
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A warlock dead, coven members
stricken with fevers and weakness.
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- [Zelda clears throat]
- Zelda, are you sure you're okay?
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I'm fine, Hilda.
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Except for the fact that we're clearly
under some kind of mystical attack.
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A curse?
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From another coven?
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Look, the Council, when they were here,
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they talked of experiencing
a loss of potency.
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For now, until we know more,
it is business as usual.
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Hilda, tend to the sick.
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Distract them,
so they do not ask too many questions.
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These are trying times, witches,
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but we must stand together.
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And we will prevail.
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[bell rings]
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Mrs. Meeks,
I have those attendance reports for you.
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Ms. Wardwell, are you going
to opening night of the carnival?
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Everyone in town is buzzing about it.
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A carnival?
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00:16:27,277 --> 00:16:29,738
Adam and I used to go
to carnivals together.
260
00:16:33,117 --> 00:16:33,993
[Theo] Hey, Harvey.
261
00:16:34,076 --> 00:16:35,077
[Harvey] Hm?
262
00:16:35,869 --> 00:16:38,122
You and Roz are going
to that carnival, right?
263
00:16:38,664 --> 00:16:39,664
Yeah.
264
00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:42,418
Apparently, with Sabrina and Nick.
265
00:16:43,502 --> 00:16:45,212
You can totally come with us too.
266
00:16:50,509 --> 00:16:53,470
I was actually thinking about asking
that new guy Robin to go with me.
267
00:16:56,306 --> 00:16:57,599
That's awesome.
268
00:16:58,767 --> 00:17:00,394
His hair is so cool.
269
00:17:00,477 --> 00:17:01,979
- You totally should.
- [laughs]
270
00:17:04,648 --> 00:17:05,899
The only thing is...
271
00:17:07,651 --> 00:17:09,737
I've never asked anyone out before.
272
00:17:10,404 --> 00:17:11,404
Gotcha.
273
00:17:13,198 --> 00:17:14,198
What if...
274
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:16,994
you asked him to go with all of us?
275
00:17:17,953 --> 00:17:18,996
As a group thing?
276
00:17:20,497 --> 00:17:24,418
But then we can all peel off
and leave you two alone.
277
00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:27,629
Yeah, that sounds slightly less scary.
278
00:17:28,797 --> 00:17:30,007
To tell you the truth,
279
00:17:31,383 --> 00:17:35,429
I'm feeling a little nervous
with Roz these days too.
280
00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:40,225
I think she wants us to take it
to the next level.
281
00:17:40,809 --> 00:17:44,563
But I... I've never been to the next level
and I just, you know,
282
00:17:44,646 --> 00:17:48,150
wanna be ready for when it happens,
if it happens...
283
00:17:48,233 --> 00:17:49,068
[door opens]
284
00:17:49,151 --> 00:17:51,111
...but, like,
do I bring it up to her or...
285
00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:52,738
[Roz] Hey, guys.
286
00:17:53,697 --> 00:17:54,865
Sorry I'm late.
287
00:17:56,950 --> 00:17:57,950
What?
288
00:17:58,410 --> 00:17:59,453
What did I miss?
289
00:18:02,873 --> 00:18:05,084
So my little cousin is Queen of Hell?
290
00:18:05,167 --> 00:18:07,503
Shh! Not so loud, Ambrose.
291
00:18:08,670 --> 00:18:10,214
Not so loud. Okay.
292
00:18:11,423 --> 00:18:13,063
I'm assuming, because you're still alive,
293
00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:14,927
- that the aunties do not know?
- No.
294
00:18:15,761 --> 00:18:17,387
Where is Lilith in all of this?
295
00:18:17,471 --> 00:18:19,973
Lilith is my regent.
She's handling most the workload,
296
00:18:20,057 --> 00:18:22,726
but this prince of Hell
challenged my queenship,
297
00:18:22,810 --> 00:18:25,938
and now I have to find
King Herod's crown before he does,
298
00:18:26,021 --> 00:18:28,190
and I am praying you can help me.
299
00:18:29,024 --> 00:18:34,154
Wait a sec. You're on an Arthurian quest
for the Unholy Regalia?
300
00:18:34,238 --> 00:18:35,781
Starting with Herod's crown.
301
00:18:36,615 --> 00:18:37,616
Will you help me?
302
00:18:38,826 --> 00:18:40,911
How can I say no to a queen?
303
00:18:41,787 --> 00:18:43,705
My sentiments exactly.
304
00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:46,125
Nick, I was just gonna come find you.
305
00:18:46,208 --> 00:18:48,335
That's okay. I found you instead.
306
00:18:50,045 --> 00:18:52,756
Do you have plans for lunch?
'Cause I know a place.
307
00:19:01,390 --> 00:19:02,599
[girl giggles, sniffles]
308
00:19:04,726 --> 00:19:09,982
I can't tell you how much it fortifies me,
after this morning's wretched incident,
309
00:19:10,065 --> 00:19:13,360
to see you so enthralled
by your Satanic scriptures.
310
00:19:13,443 --> 00:19:17,531
Oh, we're not reading scriptures,
Directrix Spellman.
311
00:19:17,614 --> 00:19:19,533
What are you reading, if not your studies?
312
00:19:22,411 --> 00:19:23,453
What's this?
313
00:19:24,913 --> 00:19:27,875
- What's happening?
- It's Buxom and the Beast.
314
00:19:28,625 --> 00:19:30,669
It's a witchy romance novel.
315
00:19:30,752 --> 00:19:32,171
Everyone's obsessed.
316
00:19:34,381 --> 00:19:38,010
"Bodice ripper,
in the most delicious of ways.
317
00:19:38,093 --> 00:19:42,347
This tale of a humble witch
and her incubus lover...
318
00:19:43,724 --> 00:19:49,021
being terrorized by the witch's
loveless spinster hag of a...
319
00:19:50,939 --> 00:19:51,939
sister."
320
00:19:54,234 --> 00:19:56,403
By Helga Stillwell.
321
00:20:03,702 --> 00:20:04,912
[students giggle]
322
00:20:04,995 --> 00:20:08,457
[Hilda] "And as she stood
before her incubus lover,
323
00:20:08,624 --> 00:20:13,420
his member throbbing
beneath his sweat-drenched jodhpurs,
324
00:20:14,379 --> 00:20:17,049
she felt the firm leather riding crop
in her hand
325
00:20:17,758 --> 00:20:21,303
and was reminded of what it was
to love and be loved."
326
00:20:21,386 --> 00:20:22,804
[Zelda] Hilda Spellman!
327
00:20:22,888 --> 00:20:26,391
Or should I say, Helga Stillwell?
328
00:20:26,934 --> 00:20:28,352
Care to explain this trash?
329
00:20:28,435 --> 00:20:29,728
Hey, don't call it that.
330
00:20:30,354 --> 00:20:32,356
Look, you asked me
to keep the children distracted.
331
00:20:32,439 --> 00:20:37,736
I did, but not with some poorly written,
luridly plotted roman-à-clef.
332
00:20:37,819 --> 00:20:39,238
Have you no shame?
333
00:20:39,321 --> 00:20:40,739
Well, clearly not.
334
00:20:40,822 --> 00:20:41,865
And how did you get this
335
00:20:41,949 --> 00:20:43,629
worth-less-than-a-penny
dreadful published?
336
00:20:43,992 --> 00:20:44,993
Dr. Cee helped me.
337
00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:46,161
- Oh, did he?
- Mm-hmm.
338
00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:49,289
And did he also tell you to paint me,
your very own sister,
339
00:20:49,373 --> 00:20:51,625
as some desiccated villain?
340
00:20:52,042 --> 00:20:54,002
Write what you know,
isn't that what they say?
341
00:20:55,545 --> 00:20:56,545
What?
342
00:20:59,549 --> 00:21:00,467
- Hilda.
- All right.
343
00:21:00,550 --> 00:21:04,012
Now is not the time to reinvent yourself
as a pulp novelist.
344
00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:07,432
We are in a moment of grave crisis.
345
00:21:07,516 --> 00:21:10,477
Your responsibility is to the Academy,
and only the Academy.
346
00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:11,812
No, it's not!
347
00:21:12,688 --> 00:21:14,982
It's not. I care, of course I care.
348
00:21:15,065 --> 00:21:18,819
I'll do what I can
to help protect these little lambs.
349
00:21:18,902 --> 00:21:22,489
But the Academy,
it's your calling, it's not mine.
350
00:21:22,572 --> 00:21:25,252
You wanted to be Directrix.
You wanted to be High Priestess, not me.
351
00:21:25,325 --> 00:21:27,286
You are a Spellman. You have a duty...
352
00:21:27,369 --> 00:21:29,871
I have a duty to myself to be happy.
353
00:21:31,999 --> 00:21:33,208
We'll talk about this tonight.
354
00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:37,170
No, we won't, because I'm going
to the carnival tonight with Dr. Cee.
355
00:21:37,754 --> 00:21:40,215
So, you cook your own dinner.
356
00:21:41,758 --> 00:21:42,801
Fine.
357
00:21:43,468 --> 00:21:45,762
Well, you can forget
about your fledgling career
358
00:21:45,846 --> 00:21:47,806
as a purveyor of lurid fiction.
359
00:21:49,391 --> 00:21:51,351
- [mystical twinkling]
- There.
360
00:21:53,603 --> 00:21:54,813
Much better.
361
00:22:08,243 --> 00:22:09,243
Hey, Robin.
362
00:22:10,662 --> 00:22:13,373
Oh, hey, Theo. What's up?
363
00:22:15,292 --> 00:22:16,418
Have you seen these fliers?
364
00:22:17,461 --> 00:22:21,173
I guess there's, like, a carnival in town
and opening night's tonight.
365
00:22:21,757 --> 00:22:22,757
Cool.
366
00:22:25,177 --> 00:22:26,177
Wanna go?
367
00:22:28,722 --> 00:22:32,976
With me and my friends,
it'd be like a group thing.
368
00:22:34,561 --> 00:22:36,146
Yeah. Sure.
369
00:22:36,229 --> 00:22:37,229
Really?
370
00:22:37,731 --> 00:22:38,731
Awesome.
371
00:22:39,483 --> 00:22:41,068
Cool. [clears throat]
372
00:22:42,361 --> 00:22:43,361
Cool.
373
00:22:45,572 --> 00:22:46,740
[bell rings]
374
00:22:46,823 --> 00:22:48,825
[students chattering]
375
00:22:52,204 --> 00:22:53,747
[girl] Oh, my gosh.
376
00:22:56,917 --> 00:22:58,418
- [Harvey] Hey.
- [girl] What?
377
00:23:00,128 --> 00:23:01,671
- Roz, hey.
- Well, I was...
378
00:23:01,755 --> 00:23:02,839
Harvey.
379
00:23:02,923 --> 00:23:04,341
Harvey. Hey.
380
00:23:05,467 --> 00:23:07,761
We were just talking about the carnival.
381
00:23:07,844 --> 00:23:10,764
You are not gonna believe
what Billy's phobia is.
382
00:23:14,267 --> 00:23:15,267
Clowns?
383
00:23:17,854 --> 00:23:18,854
[Billy] What?
384
00:23:19,189 --> 00:23:21,108
They're friggin' terrifying.
385
00:23:21,191 --> 00:23:22,692
You're still taking me, Billy.
386
00:23:23,318 --> 00:23:26,196
Roz, wanna come with?
There's room in Billy's car for one more.
387
00:23:27,364 --> 00:23:30,283
Oh, I'm good. I... I have a ride.
388
00:23:30,367 --> 00:23:33,954
I'm going with friends,
but I will see you guys there,
389
00:23:34,037 --> 00:23:35,205
clowns, or no clowns.
390
00:23:35,288 --> 00:23:38,542
If one comes near me,
I'll knock him on his ass.
391
00:23:48,218 --> 00:23:49,218
What?
392
00:23:50,971 --> 00:23:52,097
Going with friends?
393
00:23:52,556 --> 00:23:54,516
Roz, I thought we were more than that.
394
00:23:55,976 --> 00:23:57,352
Of course we are.
395
00:23:58,437 --> 00:24:01,898
I only said we were going with friends
because we are, aren't we?
396
00:24:03,358 --> 00:24:04,401
Yeah, we are, but...
397
00:24:05,277 --> 00:24:06,528
So we're good?
398
00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:09,656
Yeah, we're good.
399
00:24:09,739 --> 00:24:10,739
Okay.
400
00:24:20,417 --> 00:24:22,335
How'd your reformation go over?
401
00:24:22,419 --> 00:24:25,630
You know, shockingly,
the Kings of Hell didn't embrace my ideas
402
00:24:25,714 --> 00:24:27,757
with the gusto I was hoping for.
403
00:24:28,425 --> 00:24:29,468
No kidding.
404
00:24:29,551 --> 00:24:32,053
You think they'd be excited
to have a 16-year-old witch
405
00:24:32,137 --> 00:24:34,389
tell them how to do their business,
but no.
406
00:24:34,473 --> 00:24:36,057
Not so much. [chuckles]
407
00:24:36,141 --> 00:24:37,434
Mind if we join you?
408
00:24:38,477 --> 00:24:39,477
Actually...
409
00:24:42,939 --> 00:24:45,358
So, Nick, how's your foot doing?
410
00:24:47,068 --> 00:24:49,654
It's fine, Agatha. Why do you ask?
411
00:24:50,363 --> 00:24:53,867
Word on the street is
you've got a thick, fleshy clubfoot now.
412
00:24:53,950 --> 00:24:55,911
- Well, that's only temporary.
- No, but really,
413
00:24:55,994 --> 00:24:58,538
what's it like having been
with both Sabrina and her daddy?
414
00:24:58,622 --> 00:25:02,083
Yeah, Nicky, we heard
the Dark Lord made you his bitch.
415
00:25:02,167 --> 00:25:04,085
- Shut up, you half-wit.
- I'm warning you two.
416
00:25:04,169 --> 00:25:06,254
All this time,
you're pretending to crush on Sabrina
417
00:25:06,338 --> 00:25:09,674
when really it's her dad
you had the hots for, huh?
418
00:25:10,509 --> 00:25:12,802
You so don't wanna be pushing me
right now, Agatha.
419
00:25:12,886 --> 00:25:14,346
[both] Or what, Nicky?
420
00:25:14,930 --> 00:25:18,058
Will you wrestle us into submission
the way the Dark Lord wrestled you?
421
00:25:18,141 --> 00:25:19,684
Okay, that's enough.
422
00:25:20,310 --> 00:25:21,310
[Nick] You know what?
423
00:25:21,353 --> 00:25:22,437
[tray clattering]
424
00:25:26,191 --> 00:25:27,943
You two skanks can go to heaven.
425
00:25:32,364 --> 00:25:36,952
You are so lucky the Church of Night
only has, like, 12 members right now.
426
00:25:37,035 --> 00:25:39,746
Otherwise,
I would totally smite your asses.
427
00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:46,520
- Sabrina?
- Ambrose, I gotta find Nick.
428
00:25:46,545 --> 00:25:49,839
I believe I may have found Herod's crown.
Or at least generally.
429
00:25:50,882 --> 00:25:52,634
Time is of the essence, is it not?
430
00:25:56,263 --> 00:25:57,639
[Sabrina] How'd you find it?
431
00:25:57,722 --> 00:26:00,141
Good old-fashioned research
into its provenance.
432
00:26:00,225 --> 00:26:03,562
I started with its last known whereabouts,
namely the tomb of Herod.
433
00:26:03,645 --> 00:26:05,605
Officially, Herodiam, as it is called,
434
00:26:05,689 --> 00:26:09,359
was first excavated
by Italian archaeologists in 1962.
435
00:26:09,442 --> 00:26:10,819
And unofficially?
436
00:26:10,902 --> 00:26:15,323
By an American archaeologist
and warlock, Edward Robinson, in 1838.
437
00:26:15,824 --> 00:26:19,411
From there, the crown changed hands
several times from one Jakey Huisman
438
00:26:19,494 --> 00:26:20,829
to Aleister Crowley
439
00:26:20,912 --> 00:26:24,040
to, well, an American soldier,
Private Benjamin Blossom,
440
00:26:24,124 --> 00:26:27,627
who recovered the crown
from Hitler's bunker in 1945.
441
00:26:27,711 --> 00:26:30,213
Now from there, Blossom,
and here's the kicker,
442
00:26:30,297 --> 00:26:33,216
sneaked the crown back
to his home town of...
443
00:26:33,300 --> 00:26:34,968
If you say Greendale, I'll lose my mind.
444
00:26:35,051 --> 00:26:36,511
Close, but no.
445
00:26:36,595 --> 00:26:39,639
- Riverdale, where he was murdered.
- Of course.
446
00:26:39,723 --> 00:26:41,683
By a group of occultists
who were after the crown,
447
00:26:41,725 --> 00:26:44,603
- but they never found it.
- Well, how are we gonna find the crown?
448
00:26:44,686 --> 00:26:46,021
Riverdale's a big, scary place.
449
00:26:46,104 --> 00:26:47,104
True...
450
00:26:49,357 --> 00:26:51,318
but we have this.
451
00:26:54,654 --> 00:26:55,655
A compass?
452
00:26:56,489 --> 00:26:57,782
An immoral compass.
453
00:26:57,866 --> 00:27:00,118
Now this one belonged
to the Flying Dutchman,
454
00:27:00,201 --> 00:27:02,287
or was it the Ancient Mariner?
455
00:27:02,370 --> 00:27:05,582
I don't remember, but yours truly
has recalibrated this one
456
00:27:05,665 --> 00:27:09,502
to be highly sensitive
to energies from occult items.
457
00:27:10,545 --> 00:27:12,422
For instance, your Book of the Beast.
458
00:27:15,425 --> 00:27:18,553
[compass whirring]
459
00:27:19,512 --> 00:27:21,514
Ambrose, you're a genius.
460
00:27:21,598 --> 00:27:22,766
Once we reach Riverdale,
461
00:27:22,849 --> 00:27:25,185
we follow the compass
to wherever it leads us.
462
00:27:53,004 --> 00:27:54,464
[Sabrina] I don't understand.
463
00:27:55,465 --> 00:27:58,426
They didn't hide it in the ground.
They hid it in the tree.
464
00:27:59,469 --> 00:28:00,804
Clever Blossoms.
465
00:28:10,230 --> 00:28:11,398
Another, Gray.
466
00:28:14,651 --> 00:28:16,444
Perhaps you should stop
while you're ahead?
467
00:28:16,528 --> 00:28:18,655
You're looking a tad...
what's the word?
468
00:28:19,197 --> 00:28:20,865
Busted, dear Nick.
469
00:28:21,783 --> 00:28:25,161
So are you.
You're breaking out like a teenager.
470
00:28:28,248 --> 00:28:29,833
You needn't torture yourself.
471
00:28:30,250 --> 00:28:33,128
I've known plenty of heathens
who've had the Dark Lord inside them.
472
00:28:33,962 --> 00:28:37,257
They were somewhat battered, yes.
473
00:28:38,007 --> 00:28:39,467
But in the end, they recover.
474
00:28:40,218 --> 00:28:44,514
I mean, a few even say they reached
a new almost transcendent level of pain.
475
00:28:45,181 --> 00:28:46,433
Where it became pleasure.
476
00:28:49,269 --> 00:28:50,269
You know...
477
00:28:52,063 --> 00:28:53,481
this place used to be fun.
478
00:28:55,150 --> 00:28:56,901
Shall I summon a playmate for you?
479
00:28:57,610 --> 00:28:58,610
Or two?
480
00:29:02,449 --> 00:29:05,076
Tempting, but no.
481
00:29:08,079 --> 00:29:09,205
You'll be back.
482
00:29:10,582 --> 00:29:12,125
They always come back.
483
00:29:15,545 --> 00:29:16,588
[metal clinking]
484
00:29:18,548 --> 00:29:19,591
Look alive.
485
00:29:25,221 --> 00:29:26,347
[Ambrose groans]
486
00:29:32,937 --> 00:29:34,397
The crown of Herod.
487
00:29:38,109 --> 00:29:39,611
Will wonders never cease?
488
00:29:40,945 --> 00:29:42,322
Give it to me. The ax?
489
00:29:42,405 --> 00:29:43,990
Wait, what are you going to do?
490
00:29:44,073 --> 00:29:46,242
Destroy it
so no one can use it against me,
491
00:29:46,326 --> 00:29:49,046
- then return what's left of it to Hell.
- Wait now. Hold on, cousin.
492
00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:51,831
This crown is radiating
an enormous amount of energy.
493
00:29:51,915 --> 00:29:54,250
The compass could sense it. I can feel it.
494
00:29:54,709 --> 00:29:58,755
If I could borrow it for a few hours
to study its properties,
495
00:29:59,464 --> 00:30:01,424
I might be able to harness its power,
496
00:30:02,175 --> 00:30:03,760
restore our coven's strength.
497
00:30:05,428 --> 00:30:06,805
I don't know, Ambrose.
498
00:30:06,888 --> 00:30:08,807
Go to the carnival with your friends,
499
00:30:09,933 --> 00:30:11,684
that should give me enough time.
500
00:30:12,143 --> 00:30:14,103
Then you may do with it as ye see fit.
501
00:30:15,772 --> 00:30:18,233
Fine, fine.
But then we destroy it together.
502
00:30:18,691 --> 00:30:19,691
Promise?
503
00:30:34,624 --> 00:30:36,626
[growling]
504
00:30:57,772 --> 00:30:58,815
Melvin?
505
00:31:01,901 --> 00:31:03,319
Have you seen Nick anywhere?
506
00:31:03,862 --> 00:31:06,614
I've been looking all over for him.
Elspeth said to try the library.
507
00:31:06,698 --> 00:31:10,034
Yeah, he was in here
researching something.
508
00:31:10,118 --> 00:31:11,703
He'd been at Dorian's.
509
00:31:12,287 --> 00:31:14,622
And then he asked
if the Desecrated Church was empty.
510
00:31:24,215 --> 00:31:25,758
Auto amputation?
511
00:31:26,301 --> 00:31:27,385
What the heaven?
512
00:31:32,765 --> 00:31:33,765
Oh, no.
513
00:31:35,643 --> 00:31:39,063
Nick, Nick! Stop. What are you doing?
514
00:31:39,147 --> 00:31:40,481
It won't cut through.
515
00:31:40,565 --> 00:31:42,765
It won't even draw blood.
I can't get rid of this thing.
516
00:31:42,817 --> 00:31:45,486
- Nick, what?
- [Nick panting]
517
00:31:45,570 --> 00:31:50,658
It is going to take some time,
but it will change back. Okay?
518
00:31:50,742 --> 00:31:52,577
Aunt Hilda said so.
519
00:31:52,660 --> 00:31:54,120
Ambrose said so.
520
00:31:54,203 --> 00:31:56,205
But please, don't hurt yourself.
521
00:31:56,289 --> 00:31:57,999
He's still inside me, Sabrina.
522
00:31:59,792 --> 00:32:03,463
I can feel his residue inside of me.
523
00:32:03,546 --> 00:32:05,965
No, no, no. He's not.
524
00:32:06,049 --> 00:32:08,968
It's after effects, like PTSD.
525
00:32:19,604 --> 00:32:21,856
I don't feel like myself anymore, Sabrina.
526
00:32:23,316 --> 00:32:24,316
Nick.
527
00:32:25,443 --> 00:32:27,362
Nick, what can I do?
528
00:32:27,445 --> 00:32:28,445
Nothing.
529
00:32:30,239 --> 00:32:31,574
I'm sorry, Sabrina.
530
00:32:35,620 --> 00:32:37,455
Do you understand, it was such a total...
531
00:32:37,538 --> 00:32:39,958
I can only imagine.
532
00:32:43,586 --> 00:32:46,506
So, let's start filling your head
with good things.
533
00:32:47,256 --> 00:32:48,257
Okay?
534
00:32:51,761 --> 00:32:55,598
Like, are you still up
for the carnival tonight?
535
00:33:12,031 --> 00:33:13,825
[Ambrose] The crown of Herod.
536
00:33:14,993 --> 00:33:17,453
Could the crown be tapped
as a source of power,
537
00:33:17,537 --> 00:33:20,456
of energy for the witches of Greendale?
538
00:33:28,172 --> 00:33:29,257
[tuning fork humming]
539
00:33:40,184 --> 00:33:41,352
We're saved.
540
00:33:49,736 --> 00:33:53,906
The crown appears to be
charging my wand with its energies.
541
00:33:55,491 --> 00:33:57,285
What makes you so powerful?
542
00:33:59,037 --> 00:34:01,581
Is it magnetism? Is it hexcraft?
543
00:34:02,457 --> 00:34:06,669
Is it the blood magic
of 1,000 babes slaughtered?
544
00:34:09,756 --> 00:34:13,217
Why... do I smell maple syrup?
545
00:34:21,768 --> 00:34:23,895
I went to sleep with my crown,
546
00:34:23,978 --> 00:34:29,609
but someone disturbed my slumber
and took my beloved.
547
00:34:30,985 --> 00:34:33,780
Was it you?
548
00:34:34,447 --> 00:34:35,907
I would never...
549
00:34:36,824 --> 00:34:39,035
Le-heh Lishon Achshav.
550
00:34:47,877 --> 00:34:51,047
My beloved,
551
00:34:51,923 --> 00:34:54,008
tell me...
552
00:34:54,467 --> 00:34:57,595
who awoke us?
553
00:34:57,678 --> 00:34:59,722
[crown] Sabrina.
554
00:34:59,806 --> 00:35:03,935
The girl who would be Queen.
555
00:35:17,782 --> 00:35:21,452
Sabrina.
556
00:35:25,998 --> 00:35:31,546
Welcome to Professor Carcosa's
traveling carnival and phantasmagoria.
557
00:35:31,629 --> 00:35:32,713
- Thank you.
- Corn dog.
558
00:35:32,797 --> 00:35:34,924
Step right up.
559
00:35:35,925 --> 00:35:37,468
To quote a friend,
560
00:35:38,719 --> 00:35:40,763
"We show you things that you don't know,
561
00:35:41,430 --> 00:35:44,142
we tell you of places you'll never go.
562
00:35:44,225 --> 00:35:47,937
From mountains
where maddened winds did blow...
563
00:35:48,020 --> 00:35:50,731
[distorted]
the islands where zephyrs breathed
564
00:35:51,482 --> 00:35:52,817
sweet and low.
565
00:35:53,234 --> 00:35:56,529
We've risen to Heaven, plunged below...
566
00:36:00,158 --> 00:36:03,327
[in regular voice]...for we wanted
to make it one hell of a show."
567
00:36:07,081 --> 00:36:08,082
You okay?
568
00:36:08,457 --> 00:36:09,457
Yeah.
569
00:36:09,834 --> 00:36:13,004
Yeah, I just thought
I saw something for a second.
570
00:36:13,713 --> 00:36:15,631
Oh, there they are. Sabrina.
571
00:36:17,258 --> 00:36:19,302
- Something bad?
- [Sabrina] Hey, guys.
572
00:36:20,303 --> 00:36:21,345
Sorry, we're late.
573
00:36:21,637 --> 00:36:22,889
You're right on time.
574
00:36:22,972 --> 00:36:25,183
Harvey's about to inhale
his third funnel cake.
575
00:36:25,266 --> 00:36:28,060
You must be Robin.
I'm Sabrina. This is my boyfriend, Nick.
576
00:36:28,144 --> 00:36:29,020
Hey.
577
00:36:29,103 --> 00:36:31,189
It's nice to meet you.
578
00:36:31,272 --> 00:36:33,274
Hey, Scratch. How's it going?
579
00:36:34,275 --> 00:36:35,401
Fine, Kinkle.
580
00:36:36,027 --> 00:36:37,278
How's it going with you?
581
00:36:38,362 --> 00:36:40,198
Dude, relax, it was just a question.
582
00:36:41,282 --> 00:36:43,034
- I am relaxed.
- Okay.
583
00:36:43,618 --> 00:36:45,661
- Shall we go in?
- Great idea.
584
00:36:45,745 --> 00:36:47,622
Let's see what rides they have.
585
00:36:47,705 --> 00:36:48,789
[barker] Rides!
586
00:36:48,873 --> 00:36:50,499
Oh my, yes.
587
00:36:50,583 --> 00:36:51,918
A gamut of them.
588
00:36:52,710 --> 00:36:57,089
Bumper cars, a tilt-a-whirl,
a haunted house.
589
00:36:58,174 --> 00:36:59,217
[Theo] Okay.
590
00:36:59,675 --> 00:37:01,052
- Cool, good.
- Great.
591
00:37:02,887 --> 00:37:04,931
- [Roz] That was weird.
- [Harvey] I know.
592
00:37:21,447 --> 00:37:23,449
[Hilda] I didn't expect her
to actually like
593
00:37:23,532 --> 00:37:24,659
what I'd written in my book.
594
00:37:24,742 --> 00:37:26,410
She'll get over it, Hilda. It's...
595
00:37:26,494 --> 00:37:28,704
Well, I don't know that she will, Dr. Cee.
Or read it.
596
00:37:28,788 --> 00:37:32,041
I mean, she has never yet accepted
that we're just different witches,
597
00:37:32,124 --> 00:37:35,002
and we just want different things
and different lives.
598
00:37:35,086 --> 00:37:41,300
I just want to grow old
in a little cottage with a fire
599
00:37:41,384 --> 00:37:42,843
and my spiders and a dog.
600
00:37:42,927 --> 00:37:44,178
Not a stuffed one.
601
00:37:44,679 --> 00:37:47,223
[chuckles] And I just, I don't know,
602
00:37:47,306 --> 00:37:51,560
I wanna knit and read and watch reruns
of The Munsters on TV.
603
00:37:52,270 --> 00:37:53,646
I want that too, Hilda.
604
00:37:54,814 --> 00:37:56,691
I've wanted it for a while now.
605
00:37:57,733 --> 00:37:58,859
- Hilda?
- Yeah.
606
00:38:00,403 --> 00:38:02,947
You all right? What are you doing?
[gasps]
607
00:38:03,531 --> 00:38:04,615
No.
608
00:38:05,491 --> 00:38:06,491
Dr. Cee.
609
00:38:06,534 --> 00:38:08,619
I've been waiting
for the right moment to ask.
610
00:38:08,703 --> 00:38:10,705
[giggles, murmurs indistinctly]
611
00:38:12,832 --> 00:38:15,459
Hildegarde Antoinette Spellman,
612
00:38:16,919 --> 00:38:18,129
will you marry me?
613
00:38:22,216 --> 00:38:23,843
Yeah. [chuckles]
614
00:38:23,926 --> 00:38:25,761
Yeah. Absolutely.
615
00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:34,145
[bell ringing]
616
00:38:34,228 --> 00:38:36,439
Step right up. Step right up.
617
00:38:36,522 --> 00:38:37,648
Test your virility.
618
00:38:38,232 --> 00:38:39,608
You, sir, perhaps you?
619
00:38:39,692 --> 00:38:40,860
Are you a He-Man,
620
00:38:41,277 --> 00:38:43,279
or a 98-pound weakling?
621
00:38:47,908 --> 00:38:50,244
- Yeah, I'll give it a try.
- That's a brave fellow.
622
00:38:50,328 --> 00:38:51,454
Prove your mettle.
623
00:38:53,873 --> 00:38:55,624
It's just like a pickax in the mines.
624
00:38:55,708 --> 00:38:56,792
You got this, babe.
625
00:39:14,435 --> 00:39:15,770
Tough luck, young buck.
626
00:39:15,853 --> 00:39:17,521
Don't be displeased.
627
00:39:17,605 --> 00:39:19,940
It's not every man who bests Hercules.
628
00:39:20,024 --> 00:39:21,024
Who's next?
629
00:39:21,067 --> 00:39:22,234
I'll take a shot.
630
00:39:24,111 --> 00:39:27,948
All right, Kinkle? Step aside.
See how a real man does it.
631
00:39:33,579 --> 00:39:34,914
[bell ringing]
632
00:39:34,997 --> 00:39:36,999
- Hey.
- Billy, that was amazing.
633
00:39:37,083 --> 00:39:38,459
Can I pick which prize you get?
634
00:39:40,878 --> 00:39:41,879
Whichever one you want.
635
00:39:44,048 --> 00:39:46,801
Yeah, better at that than you,
that's what I'm saying.
636
00:39:46,884 --> 00:39:47,884
Yeah.
637
00:40:07,947 --> 00:40:09,467
[woman] Would you like a palm reading?
638
00:40:11,158 --> 00:40:12,158
Please.
639
00:40:14,203 --> 00:40:15,203
Sit.
640
00:40:30,511 --> 00:40:31,720
Curious.
641
00:40:32,763 --> 00:40:38,644
This is your lifeline.
It shows me you have a question.
642
00:40:40,938 --> 00:40:42,898
Um... I...
643
00:40:45,109 --> 00:40:47,903
I had a fiancé...
644
00:40:48,696 --> 00:40:49,696
Adam.
645
00:40:52,408 --> 00:40:55,119
I fear something terrible
has befallen him.
646
00:40:57,288 --> 00:40:58,789
I'm so sorry.
647
00:40:59,707 --> 00:41:01,125
He is gone forever.
648
00:41:04,462 --> 00:41:05,963
But you already know this.
649
00:41:07,465 --> 00:41:09,258
Because you were there.
650
00:41:09,758 --> 00:41:10,759
I...
651
00:41:12,219 --> 00:41:13,262
I wasn't.
652
00:41:15,598 --> 00:41:17,892
At least, I don't remember.
653
00:41:20,102 --> 00:41:21,102
Wait.
654
00:41:22,980 --> 00:41:24,023
Tell me.
655
00:41:24,815 --> 00:41:29,403
You did not consummate your relationship
with Adam?
656
00:41:29,487 --> 00:41:30,905
[gasps] What?
657
00:41:31,572 --> 00:41:34,158
How dare you?
658
00:41:36,452 --> 00:41:38,913
No. No, you did not.
659
00:41:40,623 --> 00:41:41,707
Good day...
660
00:41:43,959 --> 00:41:45,044
Madame.
661
00:42:12,947 --> 00:42:14,156
It's cold up here.
662
00:42:24,375 --> 00:42:25,459
Is that better?
663
00:42:30,965 --> 00:42:31,965
Wait.
664
00:42:32,758 --> 00:42:34,677
There's something
you should know about me.
665
00:42:36,095 --> 00:42:37,095
I...
666
00:42:37,555 --> 00:42:40,808
I didn't always look like me. I was...
667
00:42:43,269 --> 00:42:44,728
I used to be different.
668
00:42:47,606 --> 00:42:49,358
I wasn't born Theo...
669
00:42:53,571 --> 00:42:55,030
It's okay. [chuckles]
670
00:42:57,199 --> 00:42:58,784
I mean, you're Theo now.
671
00:43:00,411 --> 00:43:01,412
And, um...
672
00:43:02,663 --> 00:43:04,373
in case it wasn't obvious,
673
00:43:06,792 --> 00:43:08,294
I really like you, Theo.
674
00:43:12,881 --> 00:43:14,508
I like you too, Robin.
675
00:44:03,432 --> 00:44:05,434
[sensual music playing]
676
00:44:56,402 --> 00:44:57,402
[Roz] There you are.
677
00:44:59,697 --> 00:45:00,697
Are you okay?
678
00:45:04,535 --> 00:45:05,786
Why'd you leave?
679
00:45:06,704 --> 00:45:09,665
I'm fine, but let's get outta here.
680
00:45:19,842 --> 00:45:21,844
[Herod growling]
681
00:45:35,983 --> 00:45:38,777
I know you're probably not
in the carnival mood,
682
00:45:39,945 --> 00:45:41,155
but thanks for rallying.
683
00:45:50,080 --> 00:45:54,042
Hey, your dad must be pretty happy, huh?
In the end, he got what he wanted.
684
00:45:55,461 --> 00:45:57,504
You on the throne, his daughter.
685
00:45:58,505 --> 00:46:02,342
- Ruling Hell.
- I did that for you, Nick, not for him.
686
00:46:03,761 --> 00:46:06,096
Yeah, still,
a part of you must like it, right?
687
00:46:06,638 --> 00:46:07,638
Nick.
688
00:46:11,185 --> 00:46:13,145
We haven't talked about it yet, but...
689
00:46:14,563 --> 00:46:15,939
what was it like for you?
690
00:46:17,065 --> 00:46:18,609
Inside the flesh Acheron?
691
00:46:19,610 --> 00:46:21,403
Uh, Sabrina, I...
692
00:46:22,529 --> 00:46:25,032
Right now, I don't wanna think about that.
693
00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:27,200
I just...
694
00:46:28,869 --> 00:46:32,790
want to ride the tunnel of love
with my girlfriend.
695
00:46:34,333 --> 00:46:35,459
Is that cool?
696
00:46:36,251 --> 00:46:37,252
Sure.
697
00:46:37,336 --> 00:46:38,336
Yeah.
698
00:46:38,462 --> 00:46:39,462
Yes.
699
00:46:45,469 --> 00:46:46,637
[Nick chuckling]
700
00:46:50,849 --> 00:46:51,934
That's 20.
701
00:47:20,879 --> 00:47:22,589
[screaming]
702
00:47:25,801 --> 00:47:27,177
- [Sabrina] Nick!
- Sabrina, run!
703
00:47:27,261 --> 00:47:30,347
You stole my crown.
704
00:47:30,430 --> 00:47:32,975
Disturbed my sleep.
705
00:47:36,061 --> 00:47:37,521
- Go!
- What's happening?
706
00:47:37,604 --> 00:47:39,523
It's part of the show, but just go.
707
00:47:40,065 --> 00:47:41,233
Angustos in via!
708
00:47:47,948 --> 00:47:50,075
Ad quos eieci te ad infernum daemonium...
709
00:47:59,459 --> 00:48:00,627
[Herod roars]
710
00:48:03,589 --> 00:48:04,715
Caliban.
711
00:48:04,798 --> 00:48:05,798
Help me.
712
00:48:05,841 --> 00:48:07,593
Beautiful as you are, I am tempted.
713
00:48:08,635 --> 00:48:09,635
No.
714
00:48:09,678 --> 00:48:10,721
I think not.
715
00:48:12,097 --> 00:48:13,932
My crown.
716
00:48:14,016 --> 00:48:16,727
My beloved.
717
00:48:20,147 --> 00:48:21,147
Nick!
718
00:48:21,523 --> 00:48:24,860
You awoke me and started this misery.
719
00:48:26,403 --> 00:48:31,491
You will weep at the rending of your skin
when I flay you alive.
720
00:48:31,575 --> 00:48:35,287
Then I will slaughter all of the innocents
of this place,
721
00:48:35,370 --> 00:48:38,081
as I did centuries ago in Judea.
722
00:48:38,665 --> 00:48:43,587
I will start with your flesh.
723
00:48:44,671 --> 00:48:46,882
[Ambrose] Explodere Centena Millia!
724
00:48:49,968 --> 00:48:52,054
[Nick and Sabrina pant]
725
00:48:54,139 --> 00:48:55,140
[coughs]
726
00:48:59,519 --> 00:49:02,773
I followed his bloody footprints.
727
00:49:03,273 --> 00:49:04,273
And...
728
00:49:07,194 --> 00:49:08,278
We need to go.
729
00:49:09,237 --> 00:49:10,237
Now.
730
00:49:10,864 --> 00:49:14,576
I'm weak, but I could probably
clean up this mess
731
00:49:14,660 --> 00:49:16,536
before teleporting myself home.
732
00:49:26,588 --> 00:49:27,798
I have a question.
733
00:49:28,882 --> 00:49:31,885
Who was the guy that looks like Thor
and stole Herod's crown?
734
00:49:32,260 --> 00:49:33,136
Uh... [sighs]
735
00:49:33,220 --> 00:49:36,682
...that's Caliban.
He's literally the worst.
736
00:49:36,765 --> 00:49:40,435
He's a prince of Hell,
and he's made of clay, which is weird.
737
00:49:40,519 --> 00:49:41,561
[Nick] Uh-huh.
738
00:49:41,645 --> 00:49:43,897
[Sabrina] But we don't have to
talk about that right now.
739
00:49:43,981 --> 00:49:45,983
Let's just go home. Get cleaned up.
740
00:49:48,610 --> 00:49:53,031
Actually, I, um...
I wanna go back to the Academy.
741
00:49:55,033 --> 00:49:57,703
To my own bed,
till I get things back to normal.
742
00:49:58,662 --> 00:50:00,205
Nick, are you okay?
743
00:50:00,622 --> 00:50:01,622
Yes.
744
00:50:02,624 --> 00:50:03,624
Yes, Spellman.
745
00:50:06,294 --> 00:50:07,295
I'm fine.
746
00:50:07,921 --> 00:50:08,922
Promise.
747
00:50:13,301 --> 00:50:16,513
That's the first time you've called me
Spellman since you came home.
748
00:50:22,394 --> 00:50:23,394
Yeah.
749
00:50:42,706 --> 00:50:43,832
Nicky boy.
750
00:50:43,915 --> 00:50:45,250
Rough night?
751
00:50:45,333 --> 00:50:47,294
I was attacked by King Herod.
752
00:50:48,920 --> 00:50:50,213
She might not see it yet,
753
00:50:50,297 --> 00:50:52,924
but I'm pretty sure
my girlfriend has a new suitor.
754
00:50:54,051 --> 00:50:55,552
Isn't that always the way?
755
00:50:56,720 --> 00:50:59,347
- Let me get you an absinthe.
- The bottle, Gray.
756
00:51:00,515 --> 00:51:02,517
And the playmates you offered me before?
757
00:51:03,060 --> 00:51:04,936
I changed my mind. I want them.
758
00:51:06,438 --> 00:51:07,481
One of each.
759
00:51:09,149 --> 00:51:10,859
As you wish.
760
00:51:13,987 --> 00:51:15,989
["Cherry Blossom" by Kyle Dion plays]
761
00:51:17,991 --> 00:51:20,368
♪ Pink bubbly
Looking at the view ♪
762
00:51:21,161 --> 00:51:23,580
♪ White robe in a chain or two ♪
763
00:51:24,247 --> 00:51:27,542
♪ I always knew
There was no fruit to bite ♪
764
00:51:27,626 --> 00:51:30,587
♪ Now I got the world
Ooh, baby ♪
765
00:51:30,670 --> 00:51:34,925
♪ Cherry blossoms ♪
766
00:51:35,592 --> 00:51:37,052
♪ Falling from the sky ♪
767
00:51:37,135 --> 00:51:38,553
What's your pleasure?
768
00:51:41,139 --> 00:51:42,139
Pain.
769
00:51:43,934 --> 00:51:45,268
Make me forget.
770
00:51:48,146 --> 00:51:50,816
♪ Blind me as I rise ♪
771
00:52:21,805 --> 00:52:23,557
What happened to you, Adam?
772
00:52:27,310 --> 00:52:28,687
What happened to me?
773
00:52:34,317 --> 00:52:40,991
[demons chanting] Caliban! Caliban!
774
00:52:43,952 --> 00:52:45,078
Yeah!
775
00:52:47,956 --> 00:52:48,999
There you are.
776
00:52:51,626 --> 00:52:53,295
What does my lady think?
777
00:52:53,920 --> 00:52:56,423
It's just temporary
until I win the infernal crown, of course.
778
00:53:00,051 --> 00:53:02,846
We could have died.
Why didn't you help us?
779
00:53:02,929 --> 00:53:03,972
Help you?
780
00:53:04,848 --> 00:53:06,391
This is a competition.
781
00:53:07,184 --> 00:53:08,476
I was watching you.
782
00:53:09,019 --> 00:53:09,895
Closely.
783
00:53:09,978 --> 00:53:11,021
If you were watching me,
784
00:53:11,104 --> 00:53:13,648
did you know King Herod
was coming for his crown?
785
00:53:13,732 --> 00:53:17,986
My lady, everyone knows
King Herod is a guardian.
786
00:53:19,279 --> 00:53:20,780
I assumed you would kill him.
787
00:53:21,781 --> 00:53:22,908
Or he would kill you.
788
00:53:23,575 --> 00:53:24,575
Or perhaps...
789
00:53:25,994 --> 00:53:27,662
you would kill each other.
790
00:53:28,455 --> 00:53:30,498
A true monarch knows strategy.
791
00:53:31,041 --> 00:53:33,043
Now, you didn't answer my question.
792
00:53:34,794 --> 00:53:37,005
The crown suits me, don't you agree?
793
00:53:38,465 --> 00:53:40,008
[demons laughing]
794
00:53:46,223 --> 00:53:47,641
The first round's yours.
795
00:53:48,391 --> 00:53:49,643
Enjoy it.
796
00:53:49,726 --> 00:53:51,228
It's the last one you'll win.
797
00:53:51,811 --> 00:53:53,063
And I swear,
798
00:53:53,897 --> 00:53:57,192
I'll slice your throat ear-to-ear
before I let you have my throne.
799
00:53:57,275 --> 00:54:01,655
[demons chanting] Sabrina.
800
00:54:17,504 --> 00:54:21,466
The Kinkle boy,
you can smell the innocence on him.
801
00:54:21,549 --> 00:54:23,343
The spinster Wardwell too.
802
00:54:23,885 --> 00:54:25,053
She's a virgin.
803
00:54:25,136 --> 00:54:26,596
[Robin] The Putnam child...
804
00:54:29,599 --> 00:54:31,393
is vestal, as well.
805
00:54:33,186 --> 00:54:34,980
There is a seer who runs with them.
806
00:54:36,106 --> 00:54:38,900
- She could pose a threat to us.
- Leave her to me.
807
00:54:41,152 --> 00:54:42,529
The earth is ready.
808
00:54:46,658 --> 00:54:49,160
This seed is ready.
809
00:54:55,125 --> 00:54:57,210
Bring the blood sacrifice.
810
00:55:10,223 --> 00:55:12,559
Siuil linn a duine uaine.
811
00:55:12,642 --> 00:55:13,935
♪ Gods of old... ♪
812
00:55:14,019 --> 00:55:16,521
Néallta fola. Siuil linn aduine uaine...
813
00:55:16,604 --> 00:55:18,857
♪...let this blood bring us bounty ♪
814
00:55:19,649 --> 00:55:23,028
♪ Let the green one be reborn ♪
815
00:55:25,113 --> 00:55:27,907
♪ Gods of old ♪
816
00:55:28,491 --> 00:55:32,120
♪ Let his blood bring us bounty ♪
817
00:55:32,871 --> 00:55:37,000
♪ Let the green one be reborn ♪