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[theme music playing]

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[bats' wings flapping]

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[thunder claps]

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[crows cawing]

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[thunder claps]

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[leaves rustling]

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[bats screeching]

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[Sabrina] Previously on
Chilling Adventures of Sabrina…

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Who are you?

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[sighs] I'm you,
and I've had a very long day.

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The eldritch terrors are ancient entities,
culminating with the arrival of the Void.

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[miner] It was the first eldritch terror
that killed us, Darkness.

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[Uninvited] I am the herald of the Void.

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-[Zelda] Where is the Uninvited?
-[Sabrina] Trapped in the Yellow Room.

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[Ambrose]
Now, Cousin, don't panic, but, um…

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I think you may have fallen prey
to the third eldritch terror, the Weird.

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[Sabrina]
You will become a part of us.

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Then we will be nourishment for the Void.

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[Faustus]
Could this be the Imp of the Perverse?

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The lèmò are coming,

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les revenants,

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the resurrected dead.

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The Returned.

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The latest eldritch terror, the Cosmic.

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A parallel cosmos
that is hurtling towards ours.

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We could possibly avert this deadly impact

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by sending Sabrina Morningstar
from our Earth to the other Earth.

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What will the other universe be like?

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If not an exact copy,
very close to our own.

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[rumbling]

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[glass shattering]

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[woman] Sabrina, is that you?

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-There you are. Where were you?
-[upbeat pop music plays]

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We were getting worried.

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Not me. I haven't been worried
since bottomless mimosas.

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-[audience laughs]
-[pop music ends]

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-[man] And cut!
-[bell rings]

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That was wonderful, dear.
You're gonna fit right in here.

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Oh, Sabrina,
this is gonna be a laugh riot.

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-Wanna see me do a spit take?
-[audience laughs]

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-Sorry, who are you?
-Well, we're you're aunties, of course.

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Very good work, Sabrina.
That felt extremely authentic to me.

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Father Blackwood?

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No need to be so formal.
Just call me Faustus.

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I have no idea what's going on right now.

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Don't worry, darling.
You'll catch on quickly.

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Or else…

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[all laugh]

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[Faustus] No.

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[chuckles]

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Don't worry, fearless leader.

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We'll have her up to speed
and prepped for tomorrow's scenes.

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Very good, Hilda. Come along, Melvin.

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We live and work on these stages.

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Everything you could ever want
or need is here.

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An endless supply
of delicious canned tuna for starters.

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I am so confused.

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Ambrose said this would be another cosmos
similar to our own, but this?

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Ambrose? Who the heck is Ambrose?

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Oh no! If there's no Ambrose here,

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this is gonna be much harder
than I thought.

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Well,
it's certainly not a walk in the park,

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but there's only one rule
you need to worry about.

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Always show up prepared for work.

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"Work"?

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Well, some people call it work.

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I call it super fun playtime.

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[giggles]
We're the stars of a hit TV show.

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Now it's not just fun, Hilda.

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You need to show up on the set
with your lines memorized.

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If you don't, it's a strike.

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And three strikes
gets you sent to the Green Room.

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What's the Green Room?

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Well, we don't exactly know,

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but people who are sent to the Green Room
are never heard from again.

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The last Sabrina was sent there.

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Wait. Is this an eldritch terror?

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An eldritch what now?

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I have no idea what an eldritch terror is,
but I don't think so.

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Unless… Is it?

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Honestly, I'm not sure yet.

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I'm not an expert like the other Sabrina.

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Okay. Now I'm the one who's confused.

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I was sent here,
to this other cosmos, on a mission,

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in the hopes that my presence here
would cause the cosmos to settle down

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and stop it from crashing
into the original cosmos…

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which, I admit,
is not the most foolproof plan.

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But if or when I'm successful,

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then I'll be able to go back home
through a portal in my bedroom mirror.

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[giggles] Woosh!
I have no idea what any of that meant.

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Wait.

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[casts spell in Latin]

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Oh no.
Our witchcraft doesn't work here, does it?

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Witchcraft? Oh, honey, you're a scream.

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The only magic we do
is what's in our scripts,

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which arrive every day,
top of the day, on your bedside table.

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Oh, poor little poopy.

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This is a lot to handle, isn't it?
You know what? Let's just call it a night.

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You should hit the hay, too, Sabrina.

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Got a big day tomorrow.

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Actually,
I think I'm gonna go take a walk.

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You know, clear my head.
Get the lay of the land.

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That's a swell idea.

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An evening constitutional.

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But be careful, Sabrina.
These stages can be confusing.

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Especially at night. And scary.

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-I'll be careful. Good night, guys.
-[Zelda] Night.

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Night, night. Don't let the bedbugs bite.
Or anything else, for that matter.

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And don't forget,
we have an early call tomorrow.

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[eerie music playing]

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[electricity buzzing]

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[droning]

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[sighs]

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[Hilda snoring gently]

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Ambrose might not be here,
but maybe his books and research are.

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[menacing music plays]

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They're all props.

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[menacing music intensifies]

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[sighs deeply]

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Sabrina!

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You're needed on set at once.

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What? Melvin
[spluttering] What is going on?

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What time is it?

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It's 4:45.
Script pages are on your nightstand.

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Hey, Melvin, I had a mirror right there.
I think someone took it.

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Can you check?

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Yeah, I'll ask around. But, Sabrina,
we really need to get you moving.

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You don't want a strike
on your first full day.

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And we still need to get you
into makeup and costume.

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[crew chattering indistinctly]

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Finally, she arrives.

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Sorry, Father-- Faustus. I just…
I'm still getting used to the--

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Yes, yes, yes. Never mind your excuses.

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We have many scenes before us,
and I fully intend to make our day.

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Sabrina, I trust that you are
fully up to speed with your lines?

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I memorized them
while I was getting ready.

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-I think I got it.
-Good.

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Well, just stick to the text,
and you'll do just fine.

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-Wait.
-Ooh! Sorry.

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Who are those people?

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They are the stand-ins, of course.

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-[bell rings]
-[Faustus] And we're ready to roll!

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First up, Sabrina has transformed
into a cockroach.

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For your motivation, think Kafka!

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Places. And…

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action.

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Hilda, I told you not to leave food out
on the counter.

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Now we've got bugs.

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[Hilda] Not to worry.

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A touch of wolfsbane on those muffins,
and that roach is a goner.

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[Salem] Are you kidding?

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Let me at her.

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Talk about a fancy feast.

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-[audience laughs]
-You can talk? Like, talk-talk?

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Cut.

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-Strike one.
-Okay.

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[Faustus] What's the problem?

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[Ms. Wardwell] Okay, okay, okay, okay.

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Sabrina, we… we… we just went over this.

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You said you had
your lines down perfectly.

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I did, but the cat talked.

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Well, yeah, he did.

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Salem's the star.

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-Salem's the star?
-[Ms. Wardwell] Uh-huh.

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-Salem's the star?
-Yeah.

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A talking stuffed cat is the star?

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Yes!

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And that was strike one.
And remember, three strikes, and it's…

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-And it's the Green Room.
-…Green Room.

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-[Faustus] Are we quite ready, ladies?
-Yeah.

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Um, let's go from, "No, Aunties,

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it's me."

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And…

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action.

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No, Aunties, it's me.

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-Sabrina?
-Sabrina?

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I said you bugged me before,
but this is ridiculous.

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[audience laughs]

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At least I don't puke out my own hair,
you big furball.

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Hey now!
That is a condition I've had since birth.

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[audience laughs]

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And scene!

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Well done, everyone. [chuckles]

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Now we'll move on
to the high school after lunch.

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Mr. Saberhagen, I'm so sorry.
It's her first day.

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Oh no.

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That can't be good.

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[breathing shakily]

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Spellman and I beat the Dark.

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She brought the Uninvited to my wedding.

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I remember hearing
about the Weird and the Perverse.

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The Cosmic is what sent me here.

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Then there's…

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[sighs heavily]

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I know I'm forgetting one.

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[Salem] One what?

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Salem.

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What are you doing here?

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As the star of the show,
I like to welcome new cast members.

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Make them feel at home.
Make sure they have everything they need.

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Do you?

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Actually, there is one thing, Salem.

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I had a mirror here.

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Now it's gone.

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Can I get it back?

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Your mirror? Is that all?

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No problemo, kid.
I'll track down your mirror.

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[sighs]

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Actually, there's one more thing, Salem.

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Do you know what the eldritch terrors are?

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I mean, have you heard of them, at least?

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Sorry, can't say that I have.

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Why? What are they?

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[sighs] They're these entities
that are trying to destroy everything.

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[sighs] Anyway,
I'm supposed to be stopping one of them,

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but I have no idea where it is.

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You'll figure it out.

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In the meantime, a word to the wise.

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Go with the flow.

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Now let me see
about finding that mirror of yours.

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Thanks, Salem.

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I appreciate that.

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In case you were wondering.

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-[crew chattering]
-[bell rings]

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[Faustus]
Uh, are we ready to begin, people?

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And, um, from Sabrina's line.

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And… action.

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Why'd you wanna meet us here?

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Yeah, spending my free time
in the library.

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What's next, the math store? Ugh.

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[audience laughs]

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Wait. There's an entire store
dedicated to math? [gasps]

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-I'm totally nerding out.
-[audience laughs]

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You guys, it's Billy and Carl.

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They locked me
in the janitors' supply room again.

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It's like I came out of one closet,

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and I just keep getting shoved
back in another one. [laughs]

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[audience] Aw!

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Leave it to us, Theo.

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I'll distract Billy and Carl
at our next sports practice

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-with, like, push-ups or something.
-[audience] Ooh!

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And then I'll be there
with a plan of my own.

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But first…

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I need the kiss of my one true love
to turn me back to human.

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[romantic music plays]

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Maybe I can help with that.

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[music swells]

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-Oh! Oh!
-[music ends abruptly]

249
00:16:17,247 --> 00:16:19,457
-[whispers] Harvey!
-What? What did I do?

250
00:16:19,541 --> 00:16:21,292
-Cut. Strike two.
-What?

251
00:16:22,002 --> 00:16:22,961
What's the problem now?

252
00:16:23,044 --> 00:16:24,587
H-Harvey…

253
00:16:25,505 --> 00:16:28,299
slipped some tongue while we were kissing.

254
00:16:28,883 --> 00:16:29,718
[all] So?

255
00:16:29,801 --> 00:16:32,220
So? It's very unprofessional.

256
00:16:32,303 --> 00:16:33,513
And it's not like we're dating.

257
00:16:34,264 --> 00:16:36,099
What are you talking about?
Of course we're dating.

258
00:16:36,182 --> 00:16:38,643
What? A-aren't you dating Roz?

259
00:16:39,394 --> 00:16:40,437
[Theo and Roz laugh]

260
00:16:40,520 --> 00:16:41,813
I wish.

261
00:16:42,355 --> 00:16:45,358
The writers wouldn't dream
of giving me a boyfriend.

262
00:16:46,401 --> 00:16:48,778
Babe, we're Harvey and Sabrina.

263
00:16:49,237 --> 00:16:52,615
We're #Habrina. We're always dating.
It's canon.

264
00:16:52,699 --> 00:16:54,576
But what about Nick?

265
00:16:55,660 --> 00:16:58,121
But more importantly, what about Caliban?

266
00:16:59,122 --> 00:17:00,790
[scoffs] Nick, my stand-in?

267
00:17:00,874 --> 00:17:02,333
And who's Caliban?

268
00:17:02,417 --> 00:17:04,669
Uh, can we try that again, Sabrina?

269
00:17:04,753 --> 00:17:08,089
And this time make it a little sexier.

270
00:17:09,674 --> 00:17:11,384
With lots of energy.

271
00:17:11,468 --> 00:17:14,012
And… action.

272
00:17:14,679 --> 00:17:17,932
But first, I need the kiss
of my one true love

273
00:17:18,016 --> 00:17:19,350
to turn me back to human.

274
00:17:19,434 --> 00:17:20,727
[romantic music plays]

275
00:17:21,603 --> 00:17:22,812
Maybe I can help with that.

276
00:17:27,275 --> 00:17:30,195
-[music swells]
-[audience cheers and applauds]

277
00:17:32,697 --> 00:17:33,990
[Faustus] And cut!

278
00:17:35,033 --> 00:17:36,117
Wonderful!

279
00:17:36,701 --> 00:17:38,912
And now let's check the gate, people.

280
00:17:38,995 --> 00:17:40,747
-[crew chattering]
-All right.

281
00:17:44,375 --> 00:17:45,502
Sabrina!

282
00:17:47,337 --> 00:17:48,463
That was amazing.

283
00:17:49,255 --> 00:17:50,632
Just like old times.

284
00:17:51,466 --> 00:17:53,718
Hey, you…
you wanna come to my place later?

285
00:17:53,802 --> 00:17:56,513
My house is only,
like, 20 feet from your set.

286
00:17:57,472 --> 00:17:59,516
Uh, maybe.

287
00:18:00,058 --> 00:18:01,476
Yeah. I'll think about it.

288
00:18:02,685 --> 00:18:03,520
Okay.

289
00:18:04,104 --> 00:18:04,979
Sounds good.

290
00:18:22,664 --> 00:18:23,832
[knocking on door]

291
00:18:23,915 --> 00:18:26,960
Hey there. It's just me, the cool auntie.

292
00:18:27,043 --> 00:18:28,545
How's it goin' in here, poopy?

293
00:18:28,628 --> 00:18:33,299
Well, so far, my presence here
has had zero impact on anything.

294
00:18:33,383 --> 00:18:34,509
So…

295
00:18:34,592 --> 00:18:35,593
not great.

296
00:18:36,302 --> 00:18:37,971
Don't worry. You'll get the hang of it.

297
00:18:38,054 --> 00:18:39,472
[chuckles] I hope so.

298
00:18:40,807 --> 00:18:44,144
Harvey asked me to hang out tonight,
but I'm not sure if I should.

299
00:18:44,227 --> 00:18:45,687
So, what's the problem?

300
00:18:45,770 --> 00:18:47,647
Harvey's such a cutie patootie.

301
00:18:48,398 --> 00:18:49,399
Truth is…

302
00:18:50,984 --> 00:18:51,818
I'm married.

303
00:18:52,235 --> 00:18:55,321
Married?
A 16-year-old beat me to the altar?

304
00:18:56,197 --> 00:18:57,657
-Okay, I give up.
-[chuckles]

305
00:18:58,616 --> 00:19:02,162
His name's Caliban.
He's back in the other cosmos.

306
00:19:02,912 --> 00:19:06,624
He's a prince of Hell,
and I'm the Queen of Pandemonium.

307
00:19:06,708 --> 00:19:09,586
We reign alongside my father,
Lucifer Morningstar.

308
00:19:09,669 --> 00:19:13,798
And every day,
we rule over the Nine Circles and…

309
00:19:14,507 --> 00:19:16,467
try to keep balance between the Realms.

310
00:19:16,926 --> 00:19:18,511
Um, okay.

311
00:19:18,595 --> 00:19:21,681
So, first of all,
the last show you were on sounds amazing.

312
00:19:21,764 --> 00:19:22,849
No, that's--

313
00:19:22,932 --> 00:19:25,894
Whatever happened on your other shows,
you're on this one now.

314
00:19:25,977 --> 00:19:28,730
And this show is a sweet gig.

315
00:19:28,813 --> 00:19:30,773
The cast is incredible.

316
00:19:30,857 --> 00:19:33,109
The crew is beyond incredible.

317
00:19:33,193 --> 00:19:34,152
And best of all,

318
00:19:34,235 --> 00:19:37,739
this is the longest-running show
ever in history.

319
00:19:40,909 --> 00:19:44,495
Listen, we all had other lives
before this show,

320
00:19:45,079 --> 00:19:48,750
but you gotta give that up
and be all in on this one.

321
00:19:49,417 --> 00:19:52,170
This is the only thing
that exists for you now.

322
00:19:52,253 --> 00:19:53,171
Don't fight it.

323
00:19:53,796 --> 00:19:54,839
Accept it.

324
00:19:55,381 --> 00:19:57,091
Give yourself over to it.

325
00:19:57,675 --> 00:20:00,011
It's just better that way.

326
00:20:01,346 --> 00:20:02,180
Yeah.

327
00:20:02,263 --> 00:20:03,181
You know what?

328
00:20:03,264 --> 00:20:06,809
Why don't you go over to Harvey's
and give it a try? See how it feels?

329
00:20:07,393 --> 00:20:08,728
Can't hurt, can it?

330
00:20:17,946 --> 00:20:19,572
Thanks for having me over, Harvey.

331
00:20:20,114 --> 00:20:21,115
How was the tuna?

332
00:20:21,824 --> 00:20:22,659
Was it okay?

333
00:20:22,742 --> 00:20:24,619
It was healthy.

334
00:20:24,702 --> 00:20:25,662
[chuckles]

335
00:20:26,913 --> 00:20:29,207
Brina, I know it's hard
being the new person,

336
00:20:30,250 --> 00:20:32,835
but everyone here is super cool.
You'll fit right in.

337
00:20:32,919 --> 00:20:33,836
[Sabrina] Hmm.

338
00:20:34,337 --> 00:20:36,005
It'll be as if you've always been here.

339
00:20:36,589 --> 00:20:37,465
[laughs]

340
00:20:37,548 --> 00:20:41,135
So, what do you like to do for fun
when you're not working?

341
00:20:41,219 --> 00:20:42,470
I like to sing and play guitar.

342
00:20:43,054 --> 00:20:44,138
Hmm.

343
00:20:47,517 --> 00:20:48,726
Harvey, what are those?

344
00:20:48,810 --> 00:20:49,644
What?

345
00:20:51,479 --> 00:20:52,689
Those drawings?

346
00:20:52,772 --> 00:20:54,857
Oh, the Art Department made those for me.

347
00:20:55,483 --> 00:20:56,484
Pretty cool, right?

348
00:20:58,611 --> 00:21:00,280
Do you… do you know what they mean?

349
00:21:01,489 --> 00:21:02,365
Not really.

350
00:21:03,199 --> 00:21:05,785
I just thought they were, like,
tarot cards or something.

351
00:21:07,370 --> 00:21:08,329
Why? Is something wrong?

352
00:21:08,913 --> 00:21:12,834
Probably. But I have no idea what,
or how I'd even begin to stop it.

353
00:21:14,961 --> 00:21:15,837
Okay.

354
00:21:15,920 --> 00:21:19,173
Well, in that case,
do you wanna run lines together?

355
00:21:19,841 --> 00:21:21,009
Get a jump on tomorrow?

356
00:21:21,759 --> 00:21:24,220
I thought we don't get our scripts
until the day of the scene.

357
00:21:24,304 --> 00:21:27,223
We don't, but Ms. Wardwell
has all the pages in her binder.

358
00:21:28,099 --> 00:21:31,311
And it takes me a little longer
to memorize my lines than most others.

359
00:21:31,394 --> 00:21:34,397
So sometimes I sneak an early peak,
so I can get off book.

360
00:21:34,480 --> 00:21:35,648
Ah.

361
00:21:35,732 --> 00:21:38,526
Besides, it's a pick-up scene tomorrow,
a reshoot.

362
00:21:38,609 --> 00:21:40,737
-Hmm.
-Do you wanna go rehearse?

363
00:21:41,988 --> 00:21:43,114
Sure.

364
00:21:46,826 --> 00:21:50,079
You wander into a cave, and this wizard,
who lives in the cave,

365
00:21:50,163 --> 00:21:52,332
says he'll grant you
all these superpowers.

366
00:21:52,915 --> 00:21:53,791
What powers?

367
00:21:53,875 --> 00:21:55,960
Like, can I fly?

368
00:21:56,044 --> 00:21:57,211
Eventually, yes.

369
00:21:57,295 --> 00:21:59,797
But the wizard,
he says that in exchange for these powers,

370
00:21:59,881 --> 00:22:02,383
you have to give up
everything else in your life.

371
00:22:02,467 --> 00:22:05,678
Your school,
your friends, your girlfriend.

372
00:22:07,555 --> 00:22:08,598
What would you do?

373
00:22:08,681 --> 00:22:09,515
Wait.

374
00:22:10,475 --> 00:22:11,976
This is so familiar.

375
00:22:12,435 --> 00:22:14,437
Are you my girlfriend in this scenario?

376
00:22:15,271 --> 00:22:17,315
Are you my girlfriend in this scenario?

377
00:22:18,149 --> 00:22:18,983
Yes.

378
00:22:21,486 --> 00:22:22,362
Yes.

379
00:22:23,988 --> 00:22:26,240
Then, no, I wouldn't take them.

380
00:22:28,284 --> 00:22:29,160
Really?

381
00:22:30,328 --> 00:22:31,537
You'd give up flying?

382
00:22:33,081 --> 00:22:34,791
There's no flying in my life…

383
00:22:36,209 --> 00:22:37,877
without you, Sabrina Spellman.

384
00:22:39,087 --> 00:22:42,340
There's no flying in my life without you,
Sabrina Spellman.

385
00:22:42,423 --> 00:22:43,257
Harvey,

386
00:22:44,550 --> 00:22:46,177
you and I had this conversation.

387
00:22:46,260 --> 00:22:47,178
What do you mean?

388
00:22:48,221 --> 00:22:50,181
Of course we did. This is a reshoot.

389
00:22:50,264 --> 00:22:53,684
No, in real life.
The night before my 16th birthday.

390
00:22:54,143 --> 00:22:58,272
Everything we just said
actually happened in real life.

391
00:22:59,232 --> 00:23:00,233
Don't you remember?

392
00:23:01,275 --> 00:23:03,528
Honestly, we've had so many conversations,

393
00:23:03,611 --> 00:23:06,280
day in, day out, who can keep track?

394
00:23:07,031 --> 00:23:09,242
Harvey, do you have any copies
of episodes I can watch?

395
00:23:09,325 --> 00:23:10,993
Yeah. Do you wanna see the pilot?

396
00:23:11,452 --> 00:23:13,162
Heaven yes. Show me.

397
00:23:13,246 --> 00:23:15,415
[theme music playing on television]

398
00:23:15,498 --> 00:23:16,457
[music speeds up]

399
00:23:16,541 --> 00:23:17,792
This scene's my favorite.

400
00:23:19,585 --> 00:23:21,421
So forget I said anything.

401
00:23:21,504 --> 00:23:25,633
Harvey, listen to my voice,
hear my words, and forget I said anything.

402
00:23:25,716 --> 00:23:28,136
Bless your mind and your heart.
Let these painful thoughts depart.

403
00:23:28,219 --> 00:23:29,053
Wait.

404
00:23:31,222 --> 00:23:32,306
I don't understand.

405
00:23:33,766 --> 00:23:37,061
This actually happened
back in the real cosmos.

406
00:23:37,145 --> 00:23:39,730
And people were watching us? Spying on us?

407
00:23:40,731 --> 00:23:41,732
Recording us?

408
00:23:42,233 --> 00:23:43,109
Just the crew.

409
00:23:43,526 --> 00:23:44,360
Turn it off.

410
00:23:44,944 --> 00:23:47,071
I can't see any more of this. Turn it off.

411
00:23:47,864 --> 00:23:50,074
I don't like
watching myself perform either.

412
00:23:50,158 --> 00:23:52,994
-But you did amazing in this scene.
-Please, turn it off.

413
00:23:54,120 --> 00:23:55,371
[television switches off]

414
00:23:56,330 --> 00:23:57,165
What's going on?

415
00:23:58,040 --> 00:23:59,417
[sighs] I gotta go.

416
00:24:00,251 --> 00:24:01,377
I'll see you tomorrow.

417
00:24:36,787 --> 00:24:38,122
[sighs] The Green Room.

418
00:24:55,223 --> 00:24:57,892
-[sawing]
-[cracking]

419
00:25:01,145 --> 00:25:02,730
[Sabrina gasps] Ambrose!

420
00:25:02,813 --> 00:25:03,814
You exist.

421
00:25:04,398 --> 00:25:05,650
What are you doing here?

422
00:25:05,733 --> 00:25:08,736
Judging by your headband,
you must be new Sabrina.

423
00:25:08,819 --> 00:25:09,737
Hello.

424
00:25:10,613 --> 00:25:12,740
As for what I'm doing here, well, um…

425
00:25:13,366 --> 00:25:16,494
Well, I'm making cat food, of course,
for the consumption of an eldritch terror.

426
00:25:16,577 --> 00:25:21,082
Wait! You know about the eldritch terrors?
Which eldritch terror is this? The Cosmic?

427
00:25:21,165 --> 00:25:22,166
No, the Endless.

428
00:25:22,959 --> 00:25:25,086
Which is either inside the Cosmic
or vice versa.

429
00:25:25,169 --> 00:25:26,837
I'm not… I'm not sure which.

430
00:25:26,921 --> 00:25:29,423
-I don't remember.
-The Endless, of course.

431
00:25:30,049 --> 00:25:30,883
But wait.

432
00:25:31,259 --> 00:25:34,011
Why would the Endless want cat food,
of all things?

433
00:25:34,428 --> 00:25:35,888
Think about it for a moment.

434
00:25:37,139 --> 00:25:38,724
The Endless is Salem?

435
00:25:39,350 --> 00:25:40,601
Salem is the Endless?

436
00:25:41,018 --> 00:25:42,061
By George, you've got it.

437
00:25:42,144 --> 00:25:43,437
Then he lied to me.

438
00:25:43,938 --> 00:25:45,940
-Right to my face.
-[Ambrose] Indeed.

439
00:25:46,023 --> 00:25:48,150
When I deduced what Salem really was,

440
00:25:49,610 --> 00:25:52,947
I confronted him about it,
and he banished me into the Green Room.

441
00:25:53,364 --> 00:25:55,283
Not to be processed by it
but to operate it,

442
00:25:55,366 --> 00:25:58,786
which is kinda like being
under house arrest, but… infinitely worse.

443
00:25:58,869 --> 00:26:01,414
But Salem being the Endless
doesn't make any sense.

444
00:26:01,831 --> 00:26:02,999
Doesn't it?

445
00:26:03,082 --> 00:26:05,376
Cats have nine lives,
which is the same as saying--

446
00:26:05,459 --> 00:26:06,335
They're immortal.

447
00:26:07,587 --> 00:26:08,421
Endless.

448
00:26:09,964 --> 00:26:15,136
Moreover, cats bore easily
and love playing with their food.

449
00:26:15,219 --> 00:26:18,264
So, Salem is bored,
and he's playing with us?

450
00:26:22,435 --> 00:26:23,269
[Ambrose] I mean…

451
00:26:24,895 --> 00:26:28,441
these sound stages are his whole universe.

452
00:26:28,524 --> 00:26:30,526
That's why he never leaves.
Because why would he?

453
00:26:30,610 --> 00:26:32,528
And we…

454
00:26:33,195 --> 00:26:37,491
We are but playthings to him.
We are mice. We're balls of yarn.

455
00:26:37,575 --> 00:26:42,038
Endlessly spinning tales to keep him from
being bored and scratching up the walls.

456
00:26:42,121 --> 00:26:44,999
That's diabolical. Ambrose, what do we do?

457
00:26:45,082 --> 00:26:47,168
Do? [laughs]

458
00:26:47,251 --> 00:26:48,711
We… we do nothing.

459
00:26:48,794 --> 00:26:50,212
There's nothing we can do.

460
00:26:50,296 --> 00:26:53,924
We say our lines, and we live our lives.

461
00:26:54,759 --> 00:26:56,677
Constantly being recycled.

462
00:26:56,761 --> 00:26:58,596
Sometimes, it's cast.
Sometimes, it's crew.

463
00:26:58,679 --> 00:27:02,350
And pray to the heavens and the hells
that we do not end up as cat food

464
00:27:02,933 --> 00:27:05,394
for our mad god, Salem Saberhagen.

465
00:27:05,478 --> 00:27:07,647
But what about the other cosmos?

466
00:27:07,730 --> 00:27:08,773
What other cosmos?

467
00:27:08,856 --> 00:27:12,943
Uh, the real one? With Sabrina Spellman
and everyone else back home?

468
00:27:13,361 --> 00:27:17,782
Sabrina, you, we are one with the Endless.

469
00:27:19,158 --> 00:27:21,077
This is your home now. Accept it.

470
00:27:23,871 --> 00:27:24,789
[grinder whirring]

471
00:27:27,249 --> 00:27:30,294
[bones crunching]

472
00:27:50,606 --> 00:27:52,525
That fur-faced fink.

473
00:27:59,490 --> 00:28:01,492
[alarm rings]

474
00:28:03,869 --> 00:28:04,829
[alarm stops]

475
00:28:05,538 --> 00:28:06,664
[sighs]

476
00:28:25,599 --> 00:28:27,560
[Faustus] And action!

477
00:28:31,605 --> 00:28:32,732
Roz, what's wrong?

478
00:28:33,232 --> 00:28:36,694
I… I really wanted to try out
for cheerleading this year,

479
00:28:37,653 --> 00:28:40,781
but Doc Specter says
I have degenerative myopia.

480
00:28:41,949 --> 00:28:43,909
Sabrina, I'm going blind.

481
00:28:43,993 --> 00:28:46,120
Roz, I'm so sorry.

482
00:28:46,203 --> 00:28:48,789
We heard you were thinking
about trying out for the cheer squad.

483
00:28:48,873 --> 00:28:50,916
-[Agatha laughs]
-Please tell us that's a joke.

484
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:54,503
Yeah, you can't climb a pyramid
if you can't see the pyramid.

485
00:28:54,587 --> 00:28:56,672
Buzz off, you basic bitches.

486
00:28:56,756 --> 00:28:58,591
-[audience] Whoa!
-[Faustus] And cut!

487
00:28:59,216 --> 00:29:01,469
-Excellent work.
-Father Blackwood.

488
00:29:01,552 --> 00:29:02,928
[splutters] Faustus.

489
00:29:03,012 --> 00:29:05,097
Have you seen Salem anywhere?

490
00:29:05,181 --> 00:29:07,224
I really need to confab with him.

491
00:29:07,308 --> 00:29:10,394
Uh, Salem's the star.
He only shoots one day a week.

492
00:29:10,478 --> 00:29:12,521
-Now if you'll kindly excuse me.
-[Prudence] Newbies.

493
00:29:19,361 --> 00:29:22,656
Might see better without
those Coke bottles on your face. [laughs]

494
00:29:22,740 --> 00:29:23,824
Excuse me?

495
00:29:24,408 --> 00:29:27,453
Oh, it's just the scene's over,
so you can take those glasses off.

496
00:29:27,870 --> 00:29:30,080
-No, I can't.
-Hmm?

497
00:29:30,164 --> 00:29:32,249
The writer's decided I'm going blind,

498
00:29:33,083 --> 00:29:34,752
so I'm going blind.

499
00:29:36,003 --> 00:29:37,421
Wait. Really?

500
00:29:37,505 --> 00:29:38,422
Yeah.

501
00:29:39,924 --> 00:29:41,425
But silver lining.

502
00:29:42,134 --> 00:29:43,844
At least being blind gives me an arc.

503
00:29:44,845 --> 00:29:48,057
And it beats getting sent
to the Green Room.

504
00:30:03,364 --> 00:30:05,449
Hey. Not many options, eh?

505
00:30:05,950 --> 00:30:07,117
No, not really.

506
00:30:07,201 --> 00:30:09,245
That's the way it always is
with craft services.

507
00:30:09,328 --> 00:30:12,456
Whatever the "number one" wants,
the rest of us have to endure.

508
00:30:12,540 --> 00:30:13,541
Like it or lump it.

509
00:30:13,624 --> 00:30:15,501
We've lumped rather a lot as of late.

510
00:30:16,085 --> 00:30:18,170
Oh, this one's tuna fish, at least.

511
00:30:18,254 --> 00:30:20,631
Actually… [whispers] I don't think it is.

512
00:30:20,714 --> 00:30:22,716
-[Hilda] Hmm?
-Please don't eat that.

513
00:30:23,259 --> 00:30:27,346
In fact, don't eat anything
that's in tins ever again.

514
00:30:27,429 --> 00:30:28,430
And why not?

515
00:30:29,265 --> 00:30:31,517
Uh, just stick to the chips.

516
00:30:34,436 --> 00:30:36,856
So, how long have you both been stand-ins?

517
00:30:37,439 --> 00:30:38,566
Well, not long.

518
00:30:38,649 --> 00:30:41,193
Uh, it's actually been
quite a recent turn of events.

519
00:30:41,277 --> 00:30:42,278
Too long.

520
00:30:43,070 --> 00:30:45,364
We used to play your aunties, you know.

521
00:30:45,447 --> 00:30:47,616
We were big hits. Fan favorites.

522
00:30:48,117 --> 00:30:48,993
Or so it seemed.

523
00:30:49,076 --> 00:30:50,244
Then why were you replaced?

524
00:30:50,327 --> 00:30:52,580
Story of my life.
Always the bridesmaid, never the bride.

525
00:30:52,663 --> 00:30:53,873
[Zelda] It's a tale as old as time.

526
00:30:53,956 --> 00:30:56,876
We are at the mercy of some nameless,
faceless monolith,

527
00:30:56,959 --> 00:31:00,838
probably male, who uses us willy-nilly.
Decides what we do, where to put us.

528
00:31:00,921 --> 00:31:03,674
Discards us
when we're no longer useful in his eyes.

529
00:31:05,509 --> 00:31:08,304
-Oh well. Can't be helped.
-[Hilda] Mm-hmm.

530
00:31:08,387 --> 00:31:11,891
Still, at least we're working.
Could have been sent to the Green Room.

531
00:31:12,808 --> 00:31:15,144
I am so sorry that all happened to you.

532
00:31:15,978 --> 00:31:17,271
But can I ask you something?

533
00:31:17,354 --> 00:31:18,188
[Hilda] Hmm?

534
00:31:18,898 --> 00:31:21,817
You do realize you're trapped
in an eldritch terror, right?

535
00:31:22,401 --> 00:31:23,235
The Endless.

536
00:31:25,446 --> 00:31:26,280
Never mind.

537
00:31:27,239 --> 00:31:29,992
Wait. So,
if the other aunties sleep in your…

538
00:31:30,075 --> 00:31:33,495
or their beds, where do you sleep?

539
00:31:34,872 --> 00:31:36,665
-Under the beds.
-Under the beds.

540
00:31:58,520 --> 00:32:00,606
-Elspeth?
-I'm so sorry. I'll be quiet.

541
00:32:01,815 --> 00:32:02,650
Okay.

542
00:32:21,377 --> 00:32:23,170
[hammering]

543
00:32:25,798 --> 00:32:27,800
[hammering continues]

544
00:32:34,932 --> 00:32:36,308
[drill whirring]

545
00:32:40,020 --> 00:32:42,106
[sawing]

546
00:32:42,189 --> 00:32:43,065
Caliban?

547
00:32:43,607 --> 00:32:44,650
Praise Lucifer.

548
00:32:45,985 --> 00:32:49,113
I had no idea
you even existed in this universe.

549
00:32:49,196 --> 00:32:54,451
I'm sorry, my lady, but we're not allowed
to talk to the cast, much less touch them.

550
00:32:54,535 --> 00:32:58,747
Wait.
So, you're not a prince or an actor here?

551
00:32:58,831 --> 00:33:01,709
No, thank the Dark Lord.
I much prefer being part of the crew.

552
00:33:01,792 --> 00:33:05,671
I mean, as an actor, I was merely
a pretty face with a gorgeous blond mane,

553
00:33:05,754 --> 00:33:07,006
a set of chiseled abs.

554
00:33:07,464 --> 00:33:10,801
Endlessly taking off my shirt
and being objectified.

555
00:33:11,844 --> 00:33:13,303
But as head of construction,

556
00:33:14,096 --> 00:33:16,682
I get to build things with my hands.

557
00:33:16,765 --> 00:33:19,268
And I get to decide
where and when I take my shirt off.

558
00:33:19,351 --> 00:33:20,436
[laughs]

559
00:33:22,688 --> 00:33:24,106
Why you looking at me that way?

560
00:33:25,441 --> 00:33:29,820
It's just in another universe,
another reality…

561
00:33:31,697 --> 00:33:33,615
we're married, you and I.

562
00:33:33,699 --> 00:33:35,159
-[chuckles] Really? Married?
-Mm-hmm.

563
00:33:36,785 --> 00:33:39,121
-Must have been nice.
-Yeah.

564
00:33:39,204 --> 00:33:41,749
[tuts] It had its moments.

565
00:33:43,333 --> 00:33:46,336
But you're happy here as part of the crew?

566
00:33:46,420 --> 00:33:50,174
Happy? Often. But content? Always.

567
00:33:51,675 --> 00:33:53,469
And you, Sabrina, are you happy?

568
00:33:54,303 --> 00:33:57,890
I'm more content
now that I know that you're here.

569
00:33:59,558 --> 00:34:03,103
And I don't know who said
that the actors and the crew can't mix,

570
00:34:03,604 --> 00:34:05,147
but I think that's baloney.

571
00:34:06,106 --> 00:34:07,232
I think love is love.

572
00:34:08,192 --> 00:34:09,151
Love always finds a way.

573
00:34:13,822 --> 00:34:15,157
So, sexy,

574
00:34:16,617 --> 00:34:19,078
what are you working on?
An art gallery or something?

575
00:34:19,161 --> 00:34:21,914
Just some sort of appliance
for the next episode.

576
00:34:22,581 --> 00:34:26,001
-Appliance?
-Yes. A vacuum, I believe.

577
00:34:26,085 --> 00:34:27,044
A vacuum?

578
00:34:27,961 --> 00:34:30,506
Do you mean… like a Void?

579
00:34:30,589 --> 00:34:32,508
Yeah. That's it.

580
00:34:33,133 --> 00:34:34,259
I'm building a Void.

581
00:34:34,885 --> 00:34:35,844
A Void.

582
00:34:36,261 --> 00:34:37,596
For the next episode?

583
00:34:37,679 --> 00:34:40,057
Caliban, you have to stop.

584
00:34:40,724 --> 00:34:44,269
Stop? I can't stop. If I stop,
it's straight to the Green Room for me.

585
00:34:44,353 --> 00:34:46,063
Well, can you at least slow down

586
00:34:46,146 --> 00:34:48,107
while I figure out a way
to stop the Void permanently?

587
00:34:48,190 --> 00:34:51,401
I'm sorry, Sabrina, but as it is,

588
00:34:51,485 --> 00:34:53,570
I'll be racing to have it finished
by the morning.

589
00:34:54,071 --> 00:34:56,490
Morning.
Hopefully, that gives me enough time.

590
00:34:57,116 --> 00:34:59,952
[motor whirring]

591
00:35:07,251 --> 00:35:09,294
-Harvey. Harvey.
-[Harvey grunts]

592
00:35:09,378 --> 00:35:10,712
Hey. Harvey.

593
00:35:13,132 --> 00:35:13,966
Hey, gorgeous.

594
00:35:14,842 --> 00:35:17,261
No, no. Harvey, I need your help.

595
00:35:17,344 --> 00:35:19,721
I need to get
tomorrow's script pages tonight.

596
00:35:19,805 --> 00:35:20,681
Right now.

597
00:35:22,474 --> 00:35:23,559
Will you help me?

598
00:35:25,978 --> 00:35:27,312
Always, Brina.

599
00:35:36,989 --> 00:35:37,823
[exhales]

600
00:36:11,231 --> 00:36:13,650
[whispering]
Why isn't she asleep in her bedroom?

601
00:36:14,151 --> 00:36:17,154
-She doesn't have one. It was never built.
-Right.

602
00:36:18,906 --> 00:36:19,948
[Sabrina sighs]

603
00:36:49,645 --> 00:36:52,064
Sorry to wake you all up,
but this is important.

604
00:36:53,106 --> 00:36:55,234
Everything ends tomorrow.

605
00:36:55,859 --> 00:36:59,488
An eldritch terror, known as the Void,
is going to destroy everything,

606
00:36:59,571 --> 00:37:03,116
these sets, the sound stages, even us.

607
00:37:04,076 --> 00:37:07,037
So we need to find my magic mirror
and get out of here before it's too late.

608
00:37:07,120 --> 00:37:09,414
[Zeldas, together]
How do you know all this, Sabrina?

609
00:37:11,625 --> 00:37:13,377
It's in tomorrow's script pages.

610
00:37:13,460 --> 00:37:14,878
It's hard to explain
this late in the game,

611
00:37:14,962 --> 00:37:16,797
so you're just gonna have to trust me.

612
00:37:16,880 --> 00:37:19,925
In the script, we talk
about the Void being like a hurricane.

613
00:37:20,634 --> 00:37:25,514
In reality, it's the end of all things,
including reality.

614
00:37:25,597 --> 00:37:27,516
Uh, but things never end here.

615
00:37:27,599 --> 00:37:30,852
Yeah, because we're living
in another eldritch terror, the Endless.

616
00:37:30,936 --> 00:37:34,106
But with the Void coming,
even the Endless will end.

617
00:37:34,189 --> 00:37:36,191
No, no, Sabrina. You're spiraling.

618
00:37:36,650 --> 00:37:39,319
This sort of thing happens
once a year, it seems like.

619
00:37:39,403 --> 00:37:41,905
I beg your pardon.
Will you kindly let the girl speak?

620
00:37:41,989 --> 00:37:45,033
I am just saying that every year,
like clockwork,

621
00:37:45,117 --> 00:37:47,452
the writers throw some big idea
into the script

622
00:37:47,536 --> 00:37:49,329
to get people excited
about the show again.

623
00:37:49,413 --> 00:37:50,580
What sort of idea?

624
00:37:50,664 --> 00:37:55,002
Oh, sometimes it's an earthquake
or a wedding.

625
00:37:55,085 --> 00:37:58,672
Or a trip to Hawaii
or the murder of a beloved character.

626
00:37:58,755 --> 00:38:01,174
[together] Or, in this case, the Void.

627
00:38:01,258 --> 00:38:04,011
Something
that supposedly changes everything,

628
00:38:04,094 --> 00:38:07,931
but in truth, nothing changes.
Everything just resets.

629
00:38:08,015 --> 00:38:11,351
Hmm. You sure know
an awful lot about this, don't you?

630
00:38:11,435 --> 00:38:12,352
Well, sure.

631
00:38:12,936 --> 00:38:13,979
We're professionals.

632
00:38:14,062 --> 00:38:16,857
Right. But weren't you just hired
as series regulars

633
00:38:16,940 --> 00:38:18,775
to replace the real Zelda and Hilda?

634
00:38:18,859 --> 00:38:20,986
How could you know
this much about the past?

635
00:38:22,779 --> 00:38:27,326
We may be recent additions on this show,
but we have been on many others before it,

636
00:38:27,409 --> 00:38:30,871
and this sort of thing happens
on every show.

637
00:38:30,954 --> 00:38:32,873
What shows? Name them.

638
00:38:34,416 --> 00:38:36,293
The point is, we're professionals.

639
00:38:36,376 --> 00:38:40,172
We are all professionals,
and we have a job to do.

640
00:38:40,756 --> 00:38:44,801
Zelda's right. So, unless anyone wants
to get sent to the Green Room,

641
00:38:45,260 --> 00:38:48,847
we suggest you go home
to your respective sets,

642
00:38:48,930 --> 00:38:52,184
forget all of this nonsense,
and show up tomorrow,

643
00:38:52,267 --> 00:38:56,563
and do the job
that you are being paid handsomely to do.

644
00:38:57,022 --> 00:38:59,149
She's right. Come on, Hilda. Let's go.

645
00:39:06,573 --> 00:39:09,576
If you're right about this Void,
don't leave without us.

646
00:39:09,659 --> 00:39:11,620
No. We'll be in the Academy office,

647
00:39:11,703 --> 00:39:14,873
um, just, you know, reading,
knitting, passing the time.

648
00:39:14,956 --> 00:39:16,375
-I'll find you.
-[Hilda] Right.

649
00:39:16,458 --> 00:39:17,292
I promise.

650
00:39:23,965 --> 00:39:26,843
[Sabrina sighs]

651
00:39:32,766 --> 00:39:34,768
[alarm ringing]

652
00:39:37,312 --> 00:39:38,271
[ringing stops]

653
00:39:52,452 --> 00:39:53,537
The Void.

654
00:40:01,378 --> 00:40:03,130
-[Nick sighs]
-Nick, where's Harvey?

655
00:40:04,172 --> 00:40:05,048
I'm Harvey.

656
00:40:06,133 --> 00:40:08,885
No. Really, Nick, where's Harvey?

657
00:40:09,344 --> 00:40:10,303
I'm Harvey.

658
00:40:10,387 --> 00:40:12,973
I've been promoted from stand-in.
I'm Harvey from now on.

659
00:40:13,056 --> 00:40:16,393
But what happened to the real Harvey?

660
00:40:17,477 --> 00:40:20,480
Word is… he got sent to the Green Room.

661
00:40:20,897 --> 00:40:22,441
Harvey got sent to the Green Room?

662
00:40:22,524 --> 00:40:26,236
[chuckles]
For the last time, Sabrina, I'm Harvey.

663
00:40:26,319 --> 00:40:28,321
Okay. That's it.

664
00:40:29,990 --> 00:40:30,949
Good morning.

665
00:40:31,992 --> 00:40:33,535
Hello? Yes. Good morning.

666
00:40:33,618 --> 00:40:35,495
I have some questions
about today's scenes.

667
00:40:35,579 --> 00:40:39,708
So, for instance, is this the first time
I'm hearing about the Void?

668
00:40:40,250 --> 00:40:42,043
Do I know the Void exists?

669
00:40:42,127 --> 00:40:44,546
What exactly does the Void want?

670
00:40:44,629 --> 00:40:47,382
What's my motivation vis-à-vis the Void?

671
00:40:47,466 --> 00:40:50,677
Moreover,
even if I don't know about the Void,

672
00:40:50,760 --> 00:40:53,972
my character definitely
wouldn't say this line here on page five.

673
00:40:54,055 --> 00:40:56,266
There seems to be
a slight misunderstanding, Sabrina.

674
00:40:56,349 --> 00:41:00,187
Contrary to what you may have assumed,
I'm merely the director.

675
00:41:00,270 --> 00:41:03,815
The only person authorized
to revise the script is the head writer.

676
00:41:03,899 --> 00:41:06,234
Great. Then I'll talk to the head writer.

677
00:41:07,819 --> 00:41:10,447
Anyone know where to find her… or him?

678
00:41:13,283 --> 00:41:14,242
Anyone know?

679
00:41:17,078 --> 00:41:18,705
Anyone know where to find the head writer?

680
00:41:18,788 --> 00:41:19,831
Yes, yes, I do.

681
00:41:19,915 --> 00:41:22,834
Oh, I mean, it varies, of course,
depending on where we're shooting.

682
00:41:22,918 --> 00:41:27,589
But, well, I believe today the head writer
can be found in the high school.

683
00:41:27,672 --> 00:41:30,091
Oh, Aunt Hilda, I could kiss you.

684
00:41:30,175 --> 00:41:32,385
[giggles]

685
00:41:38,183 --> 00:41:40,185
[typewriter keys clacking]

686
00:41:48,818 --> 00:41:49,653
Salem?

687
00:41:50,946 --> 00:41:52,531
You're the head writer?

688
00:41:52,614 --> 00:41:54,616
[Salem] Why the heck
do you think I get the best lines?

689
00:41:54,699 --> 00:41:56,284
Head writer and the Endless?

690
00:41:57,285 --> 00:41:58,745
You must not sleep.

691
00:41:59,371 --> 00:42:01,498
I have a few questions about this script.

692
00:42:01,581 --> 00:42:02,791
Oh, what's the problem?

693
00:42:02,874 --> 00:42:05,293
In the story,
you talk about the Void coming,

694
00:42:05,377 --> 00:42:07,587
and people are getting ready for it
like it's a hurricane.

695
00:42:07,671 --> 00:42:11,800
But based on what I know,
the Void is a lot worse than a hurricane.

696
00:42:11,883 --> 00:42:13,593
Oh, so now you're a weather girl too?

697
00:42:13,677 --> 00:42:15,720
No-- Please listen to me.

698
00:42:16,137 --> 00:42:17,764
I arrived here from a different cosmos

699
00:42:17,847 --> 00:42:20,308
in the hopes of stopping
the eldritch terrors,

700
00:42:20,392 --> 00:42:22,310
specifically the Cosmic.

701
00:42:23,019 --> 00:42:26,773
But, in classic Sabrina fashion,
I landed right in--

702
00:42:26,856 --> 00:42:27,691
The Endless.

703
00:42:27,774 --> 00:42:29,651
This is all exposition.
I know all of this.

704
00:42:29,734 --> 00:42:32,946
Well, do you know that the Void,
the same Void your crew is building,

705
00:42:33,029 --> 00:42:35,323
is all-consuming
and will devour everything,

706
00:42:35,407 --> 00:42:36,741
including the Endless?

707
00:42:36,825 --> 00:42:39,911
Okay, now you just sound insane.
I know all about the Void.

708
00:42:39,995 --> 00:42:42,747
The Endless and the Void
have coexisted since forever.

709
00:42:42,831 --> 00:42:45,125
Unlike the other terrors, we're opposites.

710
00:42:45,208 --> 00:42:47,127
Equals in some respects.

711
00:42:47,210 --> 00:42:48,461
It's nothing.

712
00:42:48,545 --> 00:42:50,005
The end of all things.

713
00:42:50,088 --> 00:42:52,424
I'm never-ending.

714
00:42:52,507 --> 00:42:56,219
No! Salem, the Void
will be the end of the Endless.

715
00:42:56,720 --> 00:42:59,973
It's hurtling towards us,
doing a drive-by to destroy me,

716
00:43:00,056 --> 00:43:01,099
the ultimate chaos,

717
00:43:01,182 --> 00:43:04,144
before it finally arrives in Greendale,
the real Greendale.

718
00:43:05,061 --> 00:43:07,022
And next up on the Void's menu…

719
00:43:07,939 --> 00:43:08,773
the Endless.

720
00:43:08,857 --> 00:43:11,610
Listen, kiddo,
I've been in this business a long time.

721
00:43:11,693 --> 00:43:14,404
There is no end.
There will never be an end.

722
00:43:17,574 --> 00:43:19,367
Don't believe me? Explain this.

723
00:43:19,951 --> 00:43:21,745
The Void arrives on page 29.

724
00:43:22,829 --> 00:43:24,539
What happens on page 30?

725
00:43:24,623 --> 00:43:27,292
There is nothing after page 29.

726
00:43:28,126 --> 00:43:31,463
No "to be continued."
No "end of show." Nothing.

727
00:43:32,380 --> 00:43:33,840
So, you tell me, head writer…

728
00:43:35,717 --> 00:43:37,177
what happens after page 29?

729
00:43:37,802 --> 00:43:39,346
[Salem] Uh...

730
00:43:39,429 --> 00:43:42,057
[Melvin over PA] Mr. Saberhagen
and Ms. Morningstar, report to Stage D.

731
00:43:42,140 --> 00:43:46,019
I repeat, Mr. Saberhagen
and Ms. Morningstar to Stage D.

732
00:43:46,102 --> 00:43:46,936
What do we do?

733
00:43:49,022 --> 00:43:50,357
[bell rings]

734
00:43:50,440 --> 00:43:52,150
[Faustus] And action.

735
00:43:53,026 --> 00:43:56,237
With the Void coming, we need to make sure
our bathtubs are filled with water.

736
00:43:56,321 --> 00:43:58,948
Perfect!
I'm in the mood for a bubble bath.

737
00:43:59,032 --> 00:43:59,991
[audience laughs]

738
00:44:00,075 --> 00:44:03,578
No, Aunt Hilda, we need that water
to drink, in case of an emergency.

739
00:44:03,662 --> 00:44:04,746
What do you mean "drink"?

740
00:44:04,829 --> 00:44:06,873
I've got frozen margaritas
chillin' in the fridge.

741
00:44:06,956 --> 00:44:09,000
[audience laughs]

742
00:44:11,044 --> 00:44:13,213
Well, I'm going to the store
to buy some candles.

743
00:44:13,296 --> 00:44:14,297
[record scratching]

744
00:44:15,340 --> 00:44:17,384
Unbelievable.

745
00:44:18,009 --> 00:44:20,387
Now, Sabrina,
you know that's not possible.

746
00:44:20,887 --> 00:44:22,764
You know
that's not what you're supposed to say.

747
00:44:23,473 --> 00:44:27,268
You're supposed to say,
"Let's make sure the shutters are closed."

748
00:44:27,352 --> 00:44:30,563
You make sure the shutters are closed.
I'm gonna go out and find some candles.

749
00:44:31,981 --> 00:44:34,025
Salem, can you talk to her?

750
00:44:37,237 --> 00:44:39,781
I think Sabrina should go get the candles.

751
00:44:40,782 --> 00:44:42,534
But that's not in the script.

752
00:44:42,617 --> 00:44:47,622
I'm head writer. I can change the script.
And I say Sabrina should go get candles.

753
00:44:48,957 --> 00:44:52,001
No one's going anywhere,
not until the Void gets here.

754
00:44:52,085 --> 00:44:54,504
-Which should be any minute now.
-They're servants of the Void.

755
00:44:58,258 --> 00:44:59,843
I think they all are.

756
00:45:00,427 --> 00:45:02,887
In that case, go get some candles
and take me with you!

757
00:45:06,683 --> 00:45:09,936
We told you, no one's getting out of here.

758
00:45:10,019 --> 00:45:11,938
That wall behind you, it's fake.

759
00:45:12,021 --> 00:45:12,939
[Sabrina panting]

760
00:45:15,024 --> 00:45:18,027
[rumbling and shrieking]

761
00:45:18,111 --> 00:45:20,196
-[Salem] What's that noise?
-That's the Void.

762
00:45:20,280 --> 00:45:21,156
Where do we go?

763
00:45:21,239 --> 00:45:23,616
-How do we get out of here?
-I know where your real mirror is.

764
00:45:23,700 --> 00:45:25,702
In prop storage,
on the other side of the sound stage.

765
00:45:25,785 --> 00:45:27,787
But first, we have to save
as many people as possible.

766
00:45:27,871 --> 00:45:29,497
[screeching]

767
00:45:32,125 --> 00:45:32,959
Oh crap.

768
00:45:38,131 --> 00:45:39,591
[Salem] Hilda suddenly twists her ankle.

769
00:45:39,674 --> 00:45:40,842
[cracking]

770
00:45:40,925 --> 00:45:42,761
Zelda suddenly has a sneezing fit.

771
00:45:42,844 --> 00:45:47,140
[sneezing]

772
00:45:47,223 --> 00:45:49,225
[rumbling and shrieking intensifies]

773
00:45:49,309 --> 00:45:50,643
[Sabrina panting]

774
00:45:52,437 --> 00:45:53,354
[Sabrina gasps]

775
00:45:58,943 --> 00:46:01,488
Prudence? Agatha? Why?

776
00:46:01,571 --> 00:46:03,114
The Void, Sabrina.

777
00:46:03,198 --> 00:46:05,325
The Void demands sacrifice.

778
00:46:05,408 --> 00:46:06,367
Don't you hear it?

779
00:46:07,243 --> 00:46:09,746
[Salem]
Prudence and Agatha turn on each other.

780
00:46:09,829 --> 00:46:12,707
[both grunting]

781
00:46:15,960 --> 00:46:17,670
[Void growling]

782
00:46:17,754 --> 00:46:19,756
[Sabrina] Ambrose, the Void is coming.

783
00:46:19,839 --> 00:46:20,715
Ambrose.

784
00:46:22,175 --> 00:46:23,051
Caliban.

785
00:46:24,552 --> 00:46:25,386
[gasps]

786
00:46:34,562 --> 00:46:37,899
Nick, you're a servant of the Void too?

787
00:46:38,483 --> 00:46:39,317
Yes.

788
00:46:42,111 --> 00:46:43,780
But for the millionth time,

789
00:46:45,698 --> 00:46:46,699
I'm Harvey.

790
00:46:49,494 --> 00:46:51,037
I'm your only boyfriend.

791
00:46:52,705 --> 00:46:54,249
Harvey slips on a banana peel.

792
00:47:02,549 --> 00:47:04,342
[Void rumbling]

793
00:47:06,803 --> 00:47:08,221
[Sabrina] No. Why?

794
00:47:08,304 --> 00:47:11,599
[hisses] The Void is here!

795
00:47:12,851 --> 00:47:14,686
The Void must be fed.

796
00:47:14,769 --> 00:47:15,812
We gotta go, kid.

797
00:47:15,895 --> 00:47:17,188
[Void rumbling]

798
00:47:18,565 --> 00:47:22,443
[rumbling, shrieking, and growling]

799
00:47:33,288 --> 00:47:35,623
[screaming, growling]

800
00:47:45,174 --> 00:47:47,594
[person shrieking]

801
00:47:47,677 --> 00:47:50,221
[Void growling]

802
00:47:53,057 --> 00:47:53,975
[Sabrina] There it is!

803
00:47:54,058 --> 00:47:56,603
-[Salem] Hurry! We won't to make it.
-Yes, we will.

804
00:47:56,686 --> 00:47:57,979
Open the gate now!

805
00:47:58,062 --> 00:47:59,898
[Salem] The prop storage gate opens.

806
00:48:02,650 --> 00:48:05,653
[Void screeching and growling]

807
00:48:09,032 --> 00:48:13,369
-[glass shattering]
-[Void growling]

808
00:48:13,453 --> 00:48:15,580
-[growling stops]
-[glass tinkling]

809
00:48:20,543 --> 00:48:22,462
[eerie music playing]