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Yeah!

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Yes, my lord.

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Oh, yeah. Fuck me!

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I'm fucking you!

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Fuck me like King Arthur!

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Yeh?

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Fuck me like King Arthur.

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- He was about 80, wasn't he? - Was he? Then...

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Fuck me like Sir Lancelot.

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Oh, yeah!

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That's more like it!

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I am Sir Lancelot,

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knight of the fucking round table!

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Come on, Lancelot! You can do it!

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Come on!

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Who the hell are you?

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Are you Ben Lyk?

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- No... - Jesus, Ben,

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don't lie to him, he's got a gun!

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Did his wife send you?

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Oh, God!

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Wait!

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Please!

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You've made a mistake.

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My wife has been away on business a lot, I was lonely.

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I've never been in trouble before!

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I drive a Prius!

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You have me mistaken with somebody...

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Fuck.

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- How do you spell your name? - What?

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How do you spell your name?

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B-E-N L-Y-K

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Hi gang, Ben here...

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Hey peeps, got some big news for you...

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I've got... No, it's...

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I!

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This is Benji, coming at you with some more news...

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Just be genuine.

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Hey "Lykers", it's me.

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Sorry if I'm not myself today but something terrible has happened.

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It's not everyday that you check the news to discover

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you have been murdered.

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Shot in the head. Same name, same city, at home.

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For a split second I actually thought I'd been killed.

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And was married.

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Anyway...

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Really shacking me up, guys. As it would.

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And I'm not sure how I'm supposed to feel.

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How would you feel, "Lykers"?

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How would you feel if your namesake had been killed?

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So I want you to get in touch, guys.

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I want to hear what you've got to say about all this.

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I want you to get in touch, guys.

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I want to hear what you've got to say about all this.

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I don't know what you're worried about.

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I'll play it again, shall I?

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You look fine! A bit tired.

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I'm not worried about that.

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Hey, "Lykers", it's me. Sorry if I'm not myself today...

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- No, not tired... - Not tired?

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Sexy?

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- Tired and sexy? - Yeah!

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Like an exhausted Ryan Gosling kind of thing?

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- No, not exactly... - I can live with that.

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Roberto, what if the killer made a mistake?

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Like he was aiming for the knees and got him in the face?

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No... As in he got the wrong man.

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Let me paint a scenario for you, okay?

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I'm a hitman and I get an email

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saying "kill Ben Lyk in London". Or something to that effect.

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I have no idea, I've never ordered someone dead.

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I'm not that smart.

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I google "Ben Lyk London". I pick the first Ben Lyk on the list.

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And bang!

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I've waisted the wrong man.

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I'm not sure they'd be emailing each other about all this.

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No!

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What if the bullet was meant for me?

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You know: "somewhere there's a bullet with your name on it".

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Right...

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Alright, if I'm being totally honest...

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- Yeah, please. - With you...

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Sometimes, your videos aren't always...

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that amazing. But...

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Do you deserve to die?

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Maybe.

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Work on your manners. A little sympathy would be nice.

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My namesake's just been killed.

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Honestly, Robbie!

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Sorry for your loss?

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That's better.

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- Was it Confucius or was it Tao... - Hey, Ben!

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Hi!

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Hi, there!

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You see that? People are starting to know who I am.

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No, that was Anna.

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So?

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She's your neighbour.

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I know but there's something different

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about the way she's saying hello.

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- There's a glint in the eye. - No.

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I reckon she's seen my videos.

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- She's a neighbour! - She's a "Lyker".

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Do you know how many hits I've got, now?

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Thousands!

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Come on, lads! It's only four nil. You can still make it!

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Or not!

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What to do when West Ham loses against Chelsea?

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What to do when you're stuck in Paris...

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Anyway, let's say hello to my new companion, here.

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Hi there! How long have you been waiting?

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Dave, this bloke's trying it on.

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- Oh, no! - That's my wife.

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It's perfectly alright. I'm a vlogger, don't worry.

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I've noticed an accent, where are you from?

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That's my wife!

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But people keep hurting you, no?

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Yeah, well... It's a niche.

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It might hurt a bit, but you've got to admit it's working.

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Is it?

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People are watching, Robbie!

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I'm telling you. Soon, everyone's gonna want a piece of Ben Lyk.

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Fuck.

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Fuck!

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Two in two days!

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Both in London. This is not a coincidence.

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No no no.

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This could be a miracle.

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A miracle? A miracle is turning water into wine!

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Show me where in the Bible it says: "And lo, Jesus did pull

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"a semi-automatic from his loincloth and blow a man's face off."

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New Testament?

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You're high.

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Yeah...

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Let's just try to focus, okay? Please, I need you right now.

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I'm sure there's a simple explanation for all this.

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Like what?

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Someone probably texted the killer...

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- The same instructions twice. - Can you not yawn?

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- At a time like this! - It happens all the time!

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My mum once texted me:

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"Don't forget you dad's heart pills" seven times!

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- How is your dad? - After the heart attack? God...

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Still hasn't forgiven me.

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These are professionals, not idiots.

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Even if someone is killing all the Ben Lyks,

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what makes you think they're gonna come for you next?

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The name of my YouTube account is "IAmBenLyk".

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There's videos of everything. My street, my flat. Me doing

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press ups on the toilet. Pushing...

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- What? - People don't like a show off.

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"How to exercise in a small flat" got over 200000 views!

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Delete the account.

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No, I'm not deleting the account!

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I've got over 5 million hits! No way!

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I can't. My fans would think I'm a coward!

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And if there's one thing I'm not, it's a coward.

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Please, don't kill me!

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My name is Ben Lyk, but I didn't choose it!

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My parents did! If it's anyone fault, it's theirs!

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Don't kill them either. Not my mum, anyway. My dad...

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He can be annoying but he doesn't deserve to die!

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Please, go easy on my. Actually, you know what?

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If you're a female,

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I can tell you now I am more than willing to pay with my body.

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I will do literally anything. Anything except...

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Put it this way... I'm not good with pain.

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But otherwise, I'm good to go.

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Please, just... Please, please!

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I don't know what else to say. Just don't kill me.

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I need your help.

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Two Ben Lyks have been killed in the last two days.

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And I might be next.

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I went to the police but they just turned me away.

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Coincidence, they said.

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Now, I don't know what to do.

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I need protection.

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I can't go outside, I'm too scared!

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Please, if anybody thinks they can help,

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private message me. My life depends on it.

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A bit dramatic!

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- What do you think? - I'll tell you what I think...

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My video's had over a million views, this only had 2000.

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That's not competition.

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I know! What I'm saying is...

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He obviously needs help and I reckon I'm the man.

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How?

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We can join forces.

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Make a mega video.

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- That'll draw more attention to you. - Exactly the point!

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Think of it! It'll be like Band Aid but for people called Ben Lyk.

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Police are bound to respond if it goes viral.

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You're gonna make a music video?

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Yes, please!

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Hi, I am!

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- Thanks for responding. - Hi! I'm Roberto.

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You're all right then, aren't you?

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- Yeah, good, thanks! - Don't worry about him, he's stone.

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Look, Ben. I saw your video and I just want you to know

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I'm right behind you, mate. Not in the cowardly way,

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like I'd use you as body armour.

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- In "I'm on your side, body" way. - Right.

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I saw a couple of your videos, too.

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Oh, great. Cool!

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Always happy to welcome a new fan! What did you think?

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Let's just say same name, different sense of humour.

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Okay.

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So you liked them?

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No! I thought it was shit.

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I get it.

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You're under a lot of pressure.

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So am I. I'm in the same position. Go back after all this is blow over

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and look at them again.

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They're not as shit as you think. They're really not.

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Has anyone ever pointed out what an ego you have?

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Oh my fuck!

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Jesus!

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Oh, my God!

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- He killed him! - He killed him in the face.

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I mean, he was a bit of an arsehole, but there's no need for that. Fuck!

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- Fuck. Unnecessary. - What shall I do?

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Have a smoke?

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No! You know how paranoid I get!

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- You mind if I... - This isn't about you, Robbie!

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- My life's in danger! - Alright, alright.

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Go to the police.

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You coming?

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No, I'll stay here,

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chill out...

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You can't stay here, Robbie. The killer will think you're me!

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- Right! - I need your help!

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Please, just do something!

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Stay away from the window.

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I'll make sure the coast is clear. That's something people do, isn't it?

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Stop yelling, for once in your life.

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Fuck, Ben!

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- Hurry up! - Alright...

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Well, I won't be long...

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I'm not gonna die, I'm not gonna die...

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I'm gonna be fine.

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I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die!

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I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die! Shit!

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Is it clear?

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Robbie?

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Roberto?

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You want to fuck with...

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No, get off me! I'm not a Ben Lyk.

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Help!

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Anyone?

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Shit!

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- Coming! - Please, let me in.

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Hi. I'm your neighbour. I live right above you.

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Great. We're a bit busy right now.

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Okay. Can I come in for a minute?

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Were we being too loud?

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We're being too loud?

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Oh, that? No, I've only heard you like 3 or 4 dozen times.

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I'm glad you're having fun. Listen.

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I just need to come in for a minute.

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- Who's this? - He says he lives upstairs.

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- I think it's about the screaming. - Does he wanna join in?

262
00:15:19,117 --> 00:15:22,020
I don't know. You wanna join in?

263
00:15:22,053 --> 00:15:24,323
I'd love to. I'd be delighted, yes. Thank you!

264
00:15:24,356 --> 00:15:26,391
- Wait a minute, you're not Ben Lyk? - What?

265
00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:28,994
We keep getting your post.

266
00:15:29,027 --> 00:15:32,164
- Sorry. - Get away, you're dangerous!

267
00:15:32,197 --> 00:15:33,332
Don't you watch the news?

268
00:16:03,294 --> 00:16:05,064
- Please! - Pack some clothes.

269
00:16:05,264 --> 00:16:07,366
- You're not safe here. - You're the police?

270
00:16:07,399 --> 00:16:10,402
Oh, God! Thank you, officer! Thank you!

271
00:16:10,602 --> 00:16:14,372
You took your time! Hi, guys! You brought your friends, thank you!

272
00:16:14,573 --> 00:16:16,208
Less chatting, more packing.

273
00:16:16,408 --> 00:16:18,377
I've already packed, but can I just do a video?

274
00:16:18,577 --> 00:16:19,611
No!

275
00:16:20,378 --> 00:16:23,081
- Let's go. - God, you are crabby!

276
00:16:23,114 --> 00:16:26,051
Really crabby. And I don't use that word often!

277
00:16:30,822 --> 00:16:34,726
What to do when you're in a police van on your way to God knows where?

278
00:16:34,759 --> 00:16:35,827
What did you say?

279
00:16:35,860 --> 00:16:39,231
I just said for a policeman, you've got lovely hair.

280
00:16:41,599 --> 00:16:43,002
Right.

281
00:16:46,071 --> 00:16:47,071
Thanks.

282
00:16:50,675 --> 00:16:52,377
It's quite oily.

283
00:16:53,278 --> 00:16:54,546
It gives it shine.

284
00:16:56,748 --> 00:17:01,220
I'm gonna be away for a little while, so I may not be able to communicate.

285
00:17:01,453 --> 00:17:03,055
What are you saying?

286
00:17:03,255 --> 00:17:05,257
I just talk to myself when I'm nervous, okay?

287
00:17:05,290 --> 00:17:06,724
Well, don't.

288
00:17:06,758 --> 00:17:09,394
- I just paid you a compliment. - And I said thank you.

289
00:17:09,426 --> 00:17:11,362
- Now, shut up! - Cool.

290
00:17:16,501 --> 00:17:18,670
It does have a nice shine, governor.

291
00:17:18,703 --> 00:17:22,340
Alright! Thank you! Conversation over!

292
00:17:30,882 --> 00:17:34,252
This is police brutality. I only asked where you kept your truncheon.

293
00:17:34,285 --> 00:17:35,788
It was a genuine question.

294
00:17:40,325 --> 00:17:42,736
Still, you didn't use you taser, so I should be thanking you for that.

295
00:17:42,760 --> 00:17:45,798
Okay, let's get you inside.

296
00:17:47,866 --> 00:17:49,201
Thank you.

297
00:17:49,234 --> 00:17:52,303
This is Chiswick, isn't it? You taking me all the way to the...

298
00:17:54,405 --> 00:17:56,608
Come on, then. Don't hang about!

299
00:17:56,641 --> 00:17:59,244
This is gonna be home for a while. I wanna take it all in.

300
00:17:59,277 --> 00:18:01,513
Shut up!

301
00:18:06,351 --> 00:18:08,220
This is nice, isn't it?

302
00:18:08,253 --> 00:18:10,589
You must be chuffed to bits to be working here!

303
00:18:10,622 --> 00:18:12,491
Does it belong to the police or do you rent it?

304
00:18:12,524 --> 00:18:15,593
It's a safe house. Your room's up here.

305
00:18:15,627 --> 00:18:17,296
Second on the left.

306
00:18:18,297 --> 00:18:22,267
It's my parents' anniversary soon, that can be a perfect spot for them.

307
00:18:31,309 --> 00:18:32,511
Home sweet home.

308
00:18:34,712 --> 00:18:37,316
Yeah, this is great!

309
00:18:37,815 --> 00:18:39,184
I'll take it.

310
00:18:40,351 --> 00:18:41,720
How old are you?

311
00:18:42,220 --> 00:18:43,722
How old do I look?

312
00:18:46,257 --> 00:18:49,228
Come on... Everybody's waiting.

313
00:18:51,362 --> 00:18:52,598
Everybody?

314
00:18:53,698 --> 00:18:54,733
Now!

315
00:18:59,737 --> 00:19:03,341
Inspector Talisker. Welcome, Mr. looks.

316
00:19:03,374 --> 00:19:05,244
You can join the others, now.

317
00:19:06,411 --> 00:19:07,479
Just this way.

318
00:19:24,395 --> 00:19:25,730
Alright.

319
00:19:25,763 --> 00:19:28,233
First of all, I would like to say

320
00:19:28,433 --> 00:19:29,634
welcome!

321
00:19:29,667 --> 00:19:31,870
It's great to have you all here!

322
00:19:32,303 --> 00:19:35,607
I only wish it was under nicer circumstances.

323
00:19:35,807 --> 00:19:38,744
A music recital, something like that.

324
00:19:39,644 --> 00:19:41,613
This is Scott, my...

325
00:19:41,813 --> 00:19:43,448
I want to say "assistant".

326
00:19:44,682 --> 00:19:46,651
- Second in command. - Exactly.

327
00:19:46,684 --> 00:19:48,920
So if you need anything, don't hesitate to ask.

328
00:19:48,953 --> 00:19:49,953
If it's urgent.

329
00:19:50,121 --> 00:19:53,792
Yes. If you have an urgent need for some tea. Coffee.

330
00:19:53,992 --> 00:19:56,861
- If you're in trouble or any danger. - Precisely.

331
00:19:57,062 --> 00:19:59,363
You may run out of toilet roll...

332
00:19:59,397 --> 00:20:02,701
Or have a headache. I know this has been very stressful for you.

333
00:20:03,268 --> 00:20:04,268
Yeah.

334
00:20:04,670 --> 00:20:08,340
Now, I'd like to apologize on behalf of the Metropolitan Police

335
00:20:08,373 --> 00:20:11,376
for taking so long to get to you. Although it really is

336
00:20:11,576 --> 00:20:16,014
the first Ben Lyk, who made the video who we ought to apologize to.

337
00:20:16,047 --> 00:20:17,849
I'm happy to accept the apology.

338
00:20:17,882 --> 00:20:19,952
Given that he was so brutally murdered.

339
00:20:22,987 --> 00:20:26,658
After watching his video, we began our investigation in earnest

340
00:20:27,025 --> 00:20:30,662
and we've come to the conclusion that the three murders are indeed...

341
00:20:30,895 --> 00:20:32,797
linked.

342
00:20:32,830 --> 00:20:34,332
How many hours did that take?

343
00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:38,237
All we know at the moment is that three people have murdered in London.

344
00:20:38,737 --> 00:20:41,373
All by the name of Ben Lyk.

345
00:20:41,406 --> 00:20:43,917
We're not sure there'll be another, but as a matter of precaution,

346
00:20:43,941 --> 00:20:47,980
Scotland Yard decided to gather all Ben Lyks to protect them.

347
00:20:48,814 --> 00:20:51,549
You're the eight we were able to locate.

348
00:20:51,582 --> 00:20:54,519
Okay. Call me sexist, a lot of people do

349
00:20:54,552 --> 00:20:56,321
but I've got to ask. Who's the girl?

350
00:20:56,521 --> 00:20:57,521
Ben looks ...

351
00:20:57,689 --> 00:20:58,689
Bollocks!

352
00:20:58,857 --> 00:21:00,425
Language, if you don't mind.

353
00:21:00,625 --> 00:21:03,105
Why would I lie? That would mean I want to be in here with you.

354
00:21:06,564 --> 00:21:07,899
What?

355
00:21:07,932 --> 00:21:10,602
My dad was drunk at the Christening. He said Ben instead of Bee.

356
00:21:11,169 --> 00:21:13,038
- What a wally! - He's an alcoholic.

357
00:21:14,639 --> 00:21:15,639
A very tragic wally.

358
00:21:16,074 --> 00:21:20,845
The killer is looking for a guy, is it necessary for me to be here?

359
00:21:20,878 --> 00:21:24,581
- We're not taking any chances. - Thank you Scott, I've got this.

360
00:21:24,615 --> 00:21:25,884
We're not taking any chances.

361
00:21:26,084 --> 00:21:27,619
- Sorry. - Fuck off.

362
00:21:29,053 --> 00:21:32,424
- I have to get this, it's urgent. - Urgent?

363
00:21:32,624 --> 00:21:33,658
What's going on, here?

364
00:21:33,691 --> 00:21:36,595
Call me paranoid, but it could be anyone of us.

365
00:21:38,396 --> 00:21:40,866
Yeah. He's right.

366
00:21:41,066 --> 00:21:42,834
We might be better off apart.

367
00:21:42,867 --> 00:21:45,470
I wouldn't mind getting out of here. I've got a date tonight.

368
00:21:45,670 --> 00:21:47,572
- Guys... - I was...

369
00:21:47,772 --> 00:21:51,443
halfway through baking a loaf when your dudes burst in.

370
00:21:51,643 --> 00:21:52,923
Soda bread is no easy, you know.

371
00:21:53,144 --> 00:21:54,379
Guys.

372
00:21:54,579 --> 00:21:56,315
There's something I need to say.

373
00:21:56,515 --> 00:21:58,050
- You're the murderer. - Actually...

374
00:21:58,250 --> 00:22:00,852
I was going to suggest that we pray.

375
00:22:02,153 --> 00:22:04,689
I'm Father Lyk and...

376
00:22:04,722 --> 00:22:10,329
it would mean a lot to me if we could say a prayer at this time of need.

377
00:22:10,529 --> 00:22:13,031
- Our father... - Alright, put her on.

378
00:22:13,064 --> 00:22:14,733
Hallowed be thy name.

379
00:22:14,933 --> 00:22:16,534
Hello sweetie pie!

380
00:22:16,568 --> 00:22:20,138
What would you like? The Three Bears or Billy Goat's Gruff?

381
00:22:20,171 --> 00:22:21,873
Amen.

382
00:22:23,107 --> 00:22:24,776
Right. "Once upon a time..."

383
00:22:25,843 --> 00:22:27,746
This is ridiculous!

384
00:22:27,779 --> 00:22:29,014
God is not gonna help us.

385
00:22:29,214 --> 00:22:32,451
If you open yourself up, He will listen.

386
00:22:33,118 --> 00:22:35,020
- I have a therapist for that. - Dude...

387
00:22:35,253 --> 00:22:38,923
No disrespect but you look more like a scrum-halk than a vicar.

388
00:22:38,956 --> 00:22:41,126
- Fly-half, actually. - Okay.

389
00:22:41,326 --> 00:22:43,462
The Bishop's got a team.

390
00:22:43,695 --> 00:22:48,466
What if we're being targeted because we've all done something wrong?

391
00:22:49,034 --> 00:22:50,569
Skeletons in the closet?

392
00:22:50,769 --> 00:22:51,769
Not me.

393
00:22:52,070 --> 00:22:53,538
I stick to the rules.

394
00:22:53,738 --> 00:22:56,574
Yeah? Never stolen a towel from a hotel?

395
00:22:56,607 --> 00:22:57,609
No.

396
00:22:58,042 --> 00:22:59,543
Boring.

397
00:22:59,744 --> 00:23:01,413
Why does it have to be something we did?

398
00:23:01,446 --> 00:23:04,716
Maybe it's just a psychopath getting his kicks.

399
00:23:04,749 --> 00:23:06,885
I'm a banker, I work with loads of guys like this.

400
00:23:07,085 --> 00:23:08,086
So it's someone you know?

401
00:23:08,286 --> 00:23:10,889
No. They don't kill people.

402
00:23:12,824 --> 00:23:14,025
Probably.

403
00:23:14,225 --> 00:23:16,561
I understand how worried you are

404
00:23:16,594 --> 00:23:19,664
but I want you to rest assured that whilst you're under our protection...

405
00:23:19,697 --> 00:23:21,533
You'll be safe. He's right.

406
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:23,802
How long will this take?

407
00:23:24,169 --> 00:23:26,972
Because I've got a date tomorrow night as well.

408
00:23:27,472 --> 00:23:30,442
And Thursday. And Friday.

409
00:23:30,642 --> 00:23:31,676
I mean...

410
00:23:31,709 --> 00:23:32,709
Saturday's free.

411
00:23:32,811 --> 00:23:35,580
Yeah, alright Casanova. We get it.

412
00:23:36,647 --> 00:23:38,417
Still waiting about Sunday, though.

413
00:23:40,551 --> 00:23:43,788
I'm losing money every time I breath, and the more anxious I get,

414
00:23:43,821 --> 00:23:46,658
the faster I breath so can you at least let me get my computer back?

415
00:23:46,691 --> 00:23:47,691
No.

416
00:23:48,059 --> 00:23:50,562
No computers, no phones, no Internet. You must have no access

417
00:23:50,762 --> 00:23:52,996
- to the outside world. - No, you must be joking!

418
00:23:53,030 --> 00:23:55,466
I can't survive without it. I need it for a medical condition.

419
00:23:57,034 --> 00:23:58,870
Just need to get this.

420
00:23:58,903 --> 00:24:01,873
Do you chaps have any bulletproof vests?

421
00:24:02,640 --> 00:24:04,443
Green if possible.

422
00:24:04,643 --> 00:24:05,977
Green is the new black.

423
00:24:06,177 --> 00:24:07,545
I mean, don't...

424
00:24:27,031 --> 00:24:30,001
It's cold! Can you get someone to warm this up, please?

425
00:24:31,669 --> 00:24:36,040
For what we are about to receive, may we be truly thankful.

426
00:24:36,073 --> 00:24:39,711
It's deep crust pastry. It's not the body of Christ.

427
00:24:49,554 --> 00:24:51,656
I could be on a date right now.

428
00:24:51,689 --> 00:24:53,525
Where were you taking the date?

429
00:24:54,125 --> 00:24:55,527
Pizza Hut.

430
00:25:00,698 --> 00:25:03,034
Hi. Are you okay?

431
00:25:03,067 --> 00:25:05,169
Yeah. I just don't like anchovies.

432
00:25:05,202 --> 00:25:07,539
Me neither. I hate them, it's disgusting!

433
00:25:07,572 --> 00:25:09,173
It reminds me of a video I did, actually.

434
00:25:09,206 --> 00:25:12,677
"What to do when your house smells like fish?"

435
00:25:12,877 --> 00:25:15,613
- Maybe you've seen it? - No. I've seen another video.

436
00:25:15,646 --> 00:25:17,248
- Oh, yeah? - Yeah.

437
00:25:17,281 --> 00:25:20,284
Was it "How to pretend you don't recognise an Internet sensation"?

438
00:25:20,318 --> 00:25:22,954
No. You were actually crying.

439
00:25:22,987 --> 00:25:23,987
And begging.

440
00:25:24,155 --> 00:25:26,024
Something like: "Please don't kill me".

441
00:25:26,224 --> 00:25:29,027
Right, sure. That was...

442
00:25:29,060 --> 00:25:32,697
That was for the audience, though. Because they like drama. Intrigue.

443
00:25:32,730 --> 00:25:34,975
I can't tell you how many videos there are of me laughing...

444
00:25:34,999 --> 00:25:36,167
You know...

445
00:25:36,700 --> 00:25:40,605
In one of your videos, you were offering your body.

446
00:25:42,974 --> 00:25:44,643
Is that right?

447
00:25:47,178 --> 00:25:49,314
Why? Are you interested?

448
00:25:50,247 --> 00:25:51,917
- Yeah. - Really?

449
00:25:52,117 --> 00:25:53,117
Yeah.

450
00:25:53,484 --> 00:25:55,285
Let's go up to my room.

451
00:25:55,319 --> 00:25:57,688
You can do whatever you want to me.

452
00:26:01,993 --> 00:26:02,993
Okay!

453
00:26:03,127 --> 00:26:05,363
Just don't tell the vicar. Come on.

454
00:26:05,396 --> 00:26:06,396
Okay.

455
00:26:07,098 --> 00:26:09,901
Great, I can do that! God, you move quickly!

456
00:26:11,002 --> 00:26:14,739
- I go before you and you follow me? - Yeah, even better.

457
00:26:15,740 --> 00:26:17,609
Oh, thank God.

458
00:26:17,642 --> 00:26:21,012
Oh, God, there is a goodness to this thing, isn't there?

459
00:26:21,045 --> 00:26:23,949
Come off it. I like men, not cry babies.

460
00:26:27,752 --> 00:26:30,655
- Mate she cannot get enough of you. - Yeah, well...

461
00:26:30,855 --> 00:26:33,258
Joke's on her actually. I was teasing.

462
00:26:42,033 --> 00:26:43,802
Oh, my God!

463
00:26:46,103 --> 00:26:47,906
What's wrong with you?

464
00:26:48,106 --> 00:26:50,709
The pizzas are fucking poison! They're trying to kill us!

465
00:26:50,909 --> 00:26:52,710
We have a problem.

466
00:26:52,743 --> 00:26:54,279
- Are you okay? - No.

467
00:26:54,846 --> 00:26:56,381
I'm fucking not okay.

468
00:26:57,815 --> 00:26:59,951
- Feeling better? - Yes, thanks.

469
00:26:59,984 --> 00:27:02,754
- Drink this. - Thank you. Cheers.

470
00:27:02,787 --> 00:27:05,757
It's a good thing I didn't eat any of my pizza.

471
00:27:05,790 --> 00:27:08,826
I don't know what it is, I have this innate survival instinct

472
00:27:08,859 --> 00:27:11,329
that just comes out every time I sense danger.

473
00:27:11,362 --> 00:27:14,199
- I share that with the Baboon. - Shut up.

474
00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:17,440
- They have these cheeks and... - Shut up!

475
00:27:19,003 --> 00:27:20,071
Yes, sir.

476
00:27:20,771 --> 00:27:24,709
No, it's okay. It's a false alarm, sir.

477
00:27:24,742 --> 00:27:27,312
Yes, I think it was just food poisoning.

478
00:27:27,945 --> 00:27:30,682
No, we're all good here, sir.

479
00:27:30,715 --> 00:27:33,985
It's nothing we can't handle. Everything's under control.

480
00:27:36,253 --> 00:27:37,722
Thank you, sir.

481
00:28:04,381 --> 00:28:06,351
The dose of cyanide.

482
00:28:06,951 --> 00:28:11,222
- It was not enough. - We were just testing the waters.

483
00:28:11,255 --> 00:28:14,092
Police have done us a favour. It's gonna be much easier,

484
00:28:14,292 --> 00:28:16,060
now they're all together.

485
00:28:16,093 --> 00:28:17,696
No more mistakes.

486
00:28:30,841 --> 00:28:31,976
Not bad.

487
00:28:32,910 --> 00:28:34,245
Pretty good, actually.

488
00:28:35,479 --> 00:28:39,150
The pizzas were poisoned. Which means they know we're all here.

489
00:28:39,517 --> 00:28:41,119
I think we should be armed.

490
00:28:41,552 --> 00:28:45,956
For the food to be poisoned, there'd have to be an intruder.

491
00:28:46,157 --> 00:28:48,493
Which is impossible since we have cameras everywhere.

492
00:28:48,860 --> 00:28:52,030
How can you be sure it's not one of your guys?

493
00:28:53,264 --> 00:28:55,233
I chose this team myself.

494
00:28:55,766 --> 00:28:57,769
And I don't make mistakes.

495
00:28:57,802 --> 00:28:59,504
Scott has been with me for five years.

496
00:28:59,704 --> 00:29:01,473
What if it's one of you guys?

497
00:29:01,673 --> 00:29:04,142
Fuck off! You said it yourself.

498
00:29:04,342 --> 00:29:06,410
- Bankers are all psychopaths. - Yeah...

499
00:29:06,443 --> 00:29:08,346
I don't really care what you think.

500
00:29:08,379 --> 00:29:12,216
See? Classic psychopath! No fucking empathy!

501
00:29:12,417 --> 00:29:14,452
- Nobody's accusing anybody here. - I am!

502
00:29:14,485 --> 00:29:16,387
Just relax, okay?

503
00:29:16,587 --> 00:29:19,524
Everything's under control. We're doing all we can to protect you.

504
00:29:19,724 --> 00:29:21,525
I can look after myself.

505
00:29:26,864 --> 00:29:29,000
- Can you get him some water? - Wait!

506
00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:31,803
- What did you eat? - Our Father, who art in heaven,

507
00:29:31,836 --> 00:29:34,438
Hallowed be thy name, Thy kingdom come,

508
00:29:34,471 --> 00:29:35,471
Thy will be done on earth

509
00:29:35,573 --> 00:29:36,874
as it is in heaven,

510
00:29:36,907 --> 00:29:39,244
Give us this day our daily bread...

511
00:29:41,111 --> 00:29:43,080
You fucking Pinocchio, you prick!

512
00:29:43,113 --> 00:29:45,316
I'm so sorry!

513
00:29:45,349 --> 00:29:46,349
Your face!

514
00:29:53,390 --> 00:29:55,827
Oh God, that was funny!

515
00:29:56,861 --> 00:29:58,096
Fucking moron.

516
00:29:58,296 --> 00:29:59,931
I want them dead.

517
00:30:02,166 --> 00:30:03,902
You understand that?

518
00:30:05,369 --> 00:30:06,905
All of them.

519
00:30:09,907 --> 00:30:11,376
What are you wearing?

520
00:30:13,377 --> 00:30:14,512
Workout clothes.

521
00:30:18,616 --> 00:30:20,084
Are you working out?

522
00:30:20,484 --> 00:30:21,553
No.

523
00:30:22,353 --> 00:30:24,889
No? Then take them off.

524
00:30:26,090 --> 00:30:27,257
Take them off!

525
00:30:31,562 --> 00:30:32,964
Yes!

526
00:30:34,632 --> 00:30:37,168
Everything. Don't be shy.

527
00:30:41,372 --> 00:30:42,372
Here we go.

528
00:30:42,740 --> 00:30:44,208
That's good.

529
00:30:44,241 --> 00:30:45,577
What a beast!

530
00:30:52,149 --> 00:30:53,950
I'm gonna try and get some sleep.

531
00:30:53,984 --> 00:30:56,620
Yeah. If you need anything, just knock on my door.

532
00:30:56,654 --> 00:30:59,223
Oh, and if you need anything,

533
00:30:59,256 --> 00:31:02,360
- then just knock on the door. - Oh, yeah...

534
00:31:02,393 --> 00:31:05,129
Should I come fully naked or in my underwear?

535
00:31:07,231 --> 00:31:08,466
As you wish...

536
00:31:08,966 --> 00:31:10,534
I'm not bothered.

537
00:31:11,635 --> 00:31:12,971
Good night.

538
00:31:15,539 --> 00:31:17,308
I know a man when I see one.

539
00:31:17,775 --> 00:31:20,912
Oh, thanks. I'm trying my best.

540
00:31:20,945 --> 00:31:22,947
- She's a tough nut to crack. - No, no.

541
00:31:22,980 --> 00:31:24,482
I mean her.

542
00:31:24,515 --> 00:31:27,318
Pretty sure she's got a cock!

543
00:31:27,985 --> 00:31:28,686
What?

544
00:31:28,953 --> 00:31:32,156
I would know. Thailand's my second home!

545
00:31:33,157 --> 00:31:35,192
Okay. And this is based on...

546
00:31:35,225 --> 00:31:36,995
A holiday, presumably. Or...

547
00:31:37,228 --> 00:31:38,562
Trust me.

548
00:31:38,595 --> 00:31:40,398
Take a look at the Adam's apple.

549
00:31:40,931 --> 00:31:43,034
Right there. It's big

550
00:31:43,234 --> 00:31:45,203
like a fucking foot ball. Do you know what I mean?

551
00:31:46,403 --> 00:31:48,573
It's only gonna be weird the first time, eh?

552
00:31:53,110 --> 00:31:54,512
It'll be like that.

553
00:31:54,945 --> 00:31:56,547
Just getting into your fucking eye.

554
00:31:58,615 --> 00:31:59,615
She's a woman.

555
00:32:00,050 --> 00:32:04,187
- Keep your voice down. She's there. - Less of a... More of a...

556
00:32:04,221 --> 00:32:07,024
- Do you know what I mean? - I get it, she has a penis!

557
00:32:07,057 --> 00:32:10,728
I get it, she has a penis. Please, can you just go to bed?

558
00:32:10,761 --> 00:32:13,130
- Please. - Alright. Good night.

559
00:32:14,431 --> 00:32:15,433
Nice one!

560
00:32:18,769 --> 00:32:21,138
This is ridiculous!

561
00:32:21,171 --> 00:32:23,274
How am I meant to run a business without a phone?

562
00:32:23,307 --> 00:32:25,343
I'm supposed to be getting married next week.

563
00:32:25,676 --> 00:32:26,977
You?

564
00:32:27,578 --> 00:32:29,146
What's so odd about that?

565
00:32:29,179 --> 00:32:30,514
I don't know...

566
00:32:30,547 --> 00:32:32,317
- You're old. - Fuck off!

567
00:32:35,519 --> 00:32:37,455
I'm not too old to get us out of here.

568
00:32:38,522 --> 00:32:39,522
Eh?

569
00:32:39,690 --> 00:32:42,660
We might as well be targets on a firing range, boy.

570
00:32:43,761 --> 00:32:44,896
When I was in the Falklands,

571
00:32:45,196 --> 00:32:49,132
I was in charge of a company. We got trapped in a disused factory.

572
00:32:49,166 --> 00:32:52,535
The enemy was advancing on all sides. There was nowhere to turn.

573
00:32:52,569 --> 00:32:54,305
We were sitting ducks.

574
00:32:55,039 --> 00:32:56,074
Gripper.

575
00:32:57,307 --> 00:32:58,409
McDonald.

576
00:33:01,478 --> 00:33:02,480
Archer.

577
00:33:05,482 --> 00:33:08,519
First thing you do in a situation like this, is you split up.

578
00:33:09,019 --> 00:33:11,455
Alright. That makes sense.

579
00:33:11,488 --> 00:33:14,292
And what happened? In the factory.

580
00:33:14,859 --> 00:33:16,394
The whole company was killed.

581
00:33:16,594 --> 00:33:19,998
- Shit! - I was the only one who got away.

582
00:33:23,634 --> 00:33:25,403
But... Weren't you in charge?

583
00:33:25,603 --> 00:33:26,771
Exactly.

584
00:33:27,271 --> 00:33:30,707
So if I can survive that, I'm sure as hell gonna survive this!

585
00:33:32,643 --> 00:33:34,445
I've seen where the fuse box is.

586
00:33:36,647 --> 00:33:38,616
We disable the security cameras.

587
00:33:38,816 --> 00:33:42,453
Giving us time to clear off. Then we head to the nearest village.

588
00:33:43,554 --> 00:33:45,189
You on my team, boy?

589
00:33:47,825 --> 00:33:50,028
You mean, like in the Falklands?

590
00:33:50,228 --> 00:33:52,196
If that's what you want... Yeah!

591
00:33:53,764 --> 00:33:55,132
Right...

592
00:33:56,233 --> 00:33:57,502
It's just...

593
00:33:58,035 --> 00:34:00,238
I don't want to end up like the rest of your company.

594
00:34:01,438 --> 00:34:02,707
Heroes?

595
00:34:08,545 --> 00:34:11,182
Yes! Of course I'm fucking in!

596
00:34:14,685 --> 00:34:16,219
Have you got any coke?

597
00:34:21,592 --> 00:34:24,862
What to do when you're locked up with 7 people who have the same name

598
00:34:24,895 --> 00:34:27,197
and one of them is beautiful?

599
00:34:27,231 --> 00:34:28,599
But possibly a man.

600
00:34:28,799 --> 00:34:31,235
What to do when you're stuck in the attic of horror with...

601
00:34:31,435 --> 00:34:33,304
It's not actually a joke, is it?

602
00:34:33,337 --> 00:34:36,507
"My, what big teeth you've got, Grandma!"

603
00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:37,840
Not you.

604
00:34:38,141 --> 00:34:41,478
When no one gives a shit where you are or who you are...

605
00:34:41,679 --> 00:34:43,147
What's going on?

606
00:34:43,347 --> 00:34:44,682
Hang on, sweetie.

607
00:34:45,215 --> 00:34:46,684
Go and check the power.

608
00:34:49,453 --> 00:34:51,255
Check the power. Over.

609
00:34:51,922 --> 00:34:52,922
Copy that. Over.

610
00:34:56,426 --> 00:34:58,261
Someone's already cut them!

611
00:34:58,762 --> 00:35:00,264
That's not good, is it?

612
00:35:00,864 --> 00:35:03,334
It's the Falklands all over again.

613
00:35:03,867 --> 00:35:05,336
Oh, God.

614
00:35:06,670 --> 00:35:07,839
Oh, God!

615
00:35:20,851 --> 00:35:21,886
Are you okay?

616
00:35:22,319 --> 00:35:24,221
I'm ex commando.

617
00:35:24,254 --> 00:35:27,792
I've outrun a leopard before now. You just stick with me!

618
00:35:33,263 --> 00:35:34,665
Bloody hell!

619
00:35:35,465 --> 00:35:37,235
Stop! Who are you?

620
00:35:41,505 --> 00:35:42,673
Fuck!

621
00:36:11,868 --> 00:36:14,305
Shit, it's you! I'm so sorry!

622
00:36:14,505 --> 00:36:15,905
Why were you running into the woods?

623
00:36:16,073 --> 00:36:17,607
You just shot me!

624
00:36:18,508 --> 00:36:19,508
It bloody hurts!

625
00:36:20,010 --> 00:36:23,247
And this is a very nice jacket!

626
00:36:23,447 --> 00:36:24,482
Fuck!

627
00:36:37,628 --> 00:36:40,864
What the fuck! What the hell are you doing?

628
00:36:40,897 --> 00:36:42,299
Sorry, you should have knocked!

629
00:36:42,500 --> 00:36:43,701
You've made that clear!

630
00:36:43,901 --> 00:36:45,669
You just bulled me in the face!

631
00:36:46,670 --> 00:36:48,339
Did you hear gunshots?

632
00:36:50,274 --> 00:36:52,910
- Why did I come here? - Because you're scared.

633
00:36:53,410 --> 00:36:57,413
- No, to protect you! - Well, this isn't a mouse problem.

634
00:36:57,447 --> 00:36:58,782
What is that supposed to mean?

635
00:36:58,815 --> 00:37:01,385
It means our lives might be in danger, so come on!

636
00:37:01,418 --> 00:37:04,021
No, no, no! I really think we ought to...

637
00:37:04,054 --> 00:37:05,990
We ought to let the police handle this.

638
00:37:06,023 --> 00:37:08,926
What? No, if we're under attack, I'd like to know!

639
00:37:15,065 --> 00:37:16,534
Fuck.

640
00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:26,277
Okay, all clear. Let's get back to our rooms. Come on.

641
00:37:26,310 --> 00:37:29,580
No, you go. I'm gonna find out what's happening outside.

642
00:37:30,781 --> 00:37:31,849
Okay.

643
00:37:32,783 --> 00:37:33,783
What?

644
00:37:34,551 --> 00:37:36,453
- Nothing. - What are you looking at?

645
00:37:37,421 --> 00:37:40,057
Nothing! Nothing at all.

646
00:37:40,090 --> 00:37:42,760
- Is there something on me? - No, no!

647
00:37:42,793 --> 00:37:44,895
- I don't think so. - What do you mean?

648
00:37:44,928 --> 00:37:47,830
- Either there is or there isn't! - Alright, look...

649
00:37:47,864 --> 00:37:50,334
It's stupid, I know but earlier today, Ben...

650
00:37:50,367 --> 00:37:53,404
Casanova, he was saying something about your...

651
00:37:54,905 --> 00:37:57,474
Adam's apple being big...

652
00:37:57,507 --> 00:37:59,343
It's a joke, obviously, but I think...

653
00:37:59,376 --> 00:38:01,879
- And you believe him, do you? - No.

654
00:38:01,912 --> 00:38:03,413
Obviously not.

655
00:38:03,447 --> 00:38:07,051
But the story you said about your name...

656
00:38:07,084 --> 00:38:09,053
I thought maybe you might have made it up.

657
00:38:09,086 --> 00:38:10,488
Okay, you know what...

658
00:38:11,021 --> 00:38:12,356
Touch them.

659
00:38:14,124 --> 00:38:15,826
- What? - Touch them!

660
00:38:16,026 --> 00:38:17,160
Alright!

661
00:38:17,194 --> 00:38:21,098
- Authentic enough for you? - Yeah, good. Really good.

662
00:38:21,131 --> 00:38:24,033
I'm not a doctor and surgery can work wonders, these days...

663
00:38:24,067 --> 00:38:26,570
- For fuck sake! How about this? - Okay.

664
00:38:26,603 --> 00:38:27,603
No.

665
00:38:28,505 --> 00:38:29,840
You're a girl. I get it.

666
00:38:31,541 --> 00:38:32,576
What?

667
00:38:32,609 --> 00:38:34,845
Don't look at me like that! This is your fault!

668
00:38:35,579 --> 00:38:36,814
It's not that.

669
00:38:37,014 --> 00:38:38,749
It's just the fear that comes.

670
00:38:38,782 --> 00:38:41,452
I get really turned on by dangerous situations.

671
00:38:41,485 --> 00:38:42,887
- You do? - Yeah!

672
00:38:44,988 --> 00:38:49,493
I really wanna know what's going on, but I'd love to sleep with you.

673
00:38:49,526 --> 00:38:51,729
Oh yeah? We could toss for it.

674
00:38:52,896 --> 00:38:53,964
Yeah?

675
00:38:53,997 --> 00:38:57,368
Not that you're my type. Quite the opposite, in fact.

676
00:38:57,401 --> 00:38:59,069
But you know, you're here.

677
00:38:59,102 --> 00:39:00,437
We're here...

678
00:39:01,705 --> 00:39:02,973
The danger...

679
00:39:03,940 --> 00:39:05,543
How are you with velcro?

680
00:39:06,576 --> 00:39:08,045
What?

681
00:39:08,078 --> 00:39:11,349
What? You're joking! I knew you were joking!

682
00:39:11,549 --> 00:39:12,989
You can't pull the wool over my eyes!

683
00:39:14,451 --> 00:39:15,586
Wait.

684
00:39:16,420 --> 00:39:17,420
Come on. Come on!

685
00:39:17,855 --> 00:39:21,125
Wait, what do you mean, "come on"? Don't go towards the gunfire!

686
00:39:21,158 --> 00:39:23,527
Okay, wait for me!

687
00:39:25,162 --> 00:39:26,564
You dark beauty!

688
00:39:32,469 --> 00:39:33,971
What's that, over there?

689
00:39:37,607 --> 00:39:38,976
Check the perimeter.

690
00:39:41,812 --> 00:39:44,615
- We should check their pulses. - Really?

691
00:39:44,648 --> 00:39:45,783
You never know.

692
00:39:48,985 --> 00:39:50,855
- He's alive! - Really?

693
00:39:51,688 --> 00:39:52,790
No!

694
00:39:55,926 --> 00:39:58,095
- Holy shit! What the fuck? - Halt!

695
00:39:58,295 --> 00:40:01,732
- We heard gunshots. - Do you always run toward gunfire?

696
00:40:01,765 --> 00:40:05,002
- We thought we were under attack. - Leave this to the professionals!

697
00:40:05,035 --> 00:40:06,136
Is that what you told them?

698
00:40:06,971 --> 00:40:09,006
Stay here. I'm taking these two back inside.

699
00:40:09,206 --> 00:40:12,710
- Tell us what happened first. - You're not safe in the garden.

700
00:40:12,910 --> 00:40:14,710
- Go back inside. - What the fuck is going on?

701
00:40:14,845 --> 00:40:16,647
I heard gunshots.

702
00:40:16,680 --> 00:40:17,680
Jesus!

703
00:40:20,717 --> 00:40:22,019
Are you people volunteers?

704
00:40:22,219 --> 00:40:24,555
I demand to speak to a real police officer!

705
00:40:24,588 --> 00:40:25,623
Look...

706
00:40:28,158 --> 00:40:30,194
Don't panic. Go back inside.

707
00:40:30,394 --> 00:40:33,464
Go to your rooms. We're taking care of this.

708
00:40:33,664 --> 00:40:36,533
The security cameras will be back on again shortly.

709
00:40:36,566 --> 00:40:38,634
- They were off? - Alright, enough!

710
00:40:38,668 --> 00:40:39,937
Go, go!

711
00:40:40,437 --> 00:40:44,475
Did you see the old man? He was skewered like a kebab.

712
00:40:46,576 --> 00:40:50,113
If we get out of here alive, I'm suing those bastard police.

713
00:40:50,146 --> 00:40:51,146
I'm gonna...

714
00:40:55,218 --> 00:40:56,986
I thought they took everybody's phones.

715
00:40:58,722 --> 00:40:59,957
Wait, Ben...

716
00:41:01,958 --> 00:41:03,127
Where is it coming from?

717
00:41:10,700 --> 00:41:12,136
Whose room is this?

718
00:41:12,903 --> 00:41:14,171
Ben looks programs.

719
00:41:19,876 --> 00:41:21,946
A Ben Lyk that likes guns!

720
00:41:24,080 --> 00:41:25,782
It must be the killer's.

721
00:41:25,815 --> 00:41:28,486
Right... Let's hide and wait for him.

722
00:41:28,686 --> 00:41:30,521
Or call for help?

723
00:41:31,621 --> 00:41:32,656
Shit!

724
00:41:33,557 --> 00:41:34,591
Shit!

725
00:41:52,075 --> 00:41:53,243
Oh, my God!

726
00:41:55,045 --> 00:41:56,046
What did you do?

727
00:41:56,079 --> 00:41:57,615
I didn't mean to.

728
00:41:58,682 --> 00:41:59,750
That was cold.

729
00:41:59,950 --> 00:42:01,984
What the fuck just happened?

730
00:42:02,018 --> 00:42:04,187
I saw him coming out of his room with a gun.

731
00:42:04,220 --> 00:42:07,258
He pointed it at me so I jumped on him.

732
00:42:11,227 --> 00:42:12,227
He hasn't got a gun!

733
00:42:12,396 --> 00:42:14,298
He must have dropped it in the corridor.

734
00:42:14,698 --> 00:42:15,966
What's going on?

735
00:42:17,233 --> 00:42:19,637
- Wait, it's not mine! - Drop it!

736
00:42:22,839 --> 00:42:25,107
- Where did you get it? - It was on the floor, out there.

737
00:42:25,141 --> 00:42:26,944
I heard gunfire and...

738
00:42:27,144 --> 00:42:28,611
What's going on?

739
00:42:28,812 --> 00:42:29,880
Is he dead?

740
00:42:31,181 --> 00:42:32,181
It was an accident.

741
00:42:33,783 --> 00:42:34,783
Who's that?

742
00:42:35,151 --> 00:42:36,287
Me.

743
00:42:37,788 --> 00:42:41,925
We found a phone and a gun in the bag and we were waiting for the killer.

744
00:42:41,958 --> 00:42:44,728
- The killer's here? - The old guy and the banker died!

745
00:42:45,795 --> 00:42:47,131
- What happened? - We don't know!

746
00:42:47,331 --> 00:42:49,166
Whose room is this?

747
00:42:49,366 --> 00:42:51,301
- It's not mine! - It's not mine!

748
00:42:51,334 --> 00:42:55,071
Mine's across the hallway. He wardrobe is way too small.

749
00:42:57,874 --> 00:42:59,810
Why are you all looking at me?

750
00:43:00,010 --> 00:43:02,346
- Because I'm black? - No, we didn't say that!

751
00:43:02,546 --> 00:43:04,080
I didn't even notice!

752
00:43:04,281 --> 00:43:05,616
Everyone's black!

753
00:43:08,718 --> 00:43:09,718
It was his room.

754
00:43:11,354 --> 00:43:12,756
I'm gonna be sick.

755
00:43:15,825 --> 00:43:16,960
That's it!

756
00:43:17,260 --> 00:43:20,164
No one gets out until we find out whose room this is! Understood?

757
00:43:20,364 --> 00:43:21,599
Okay, got it.

758
00:43:24,901 --> 00:43:26,669
Just to be clear, it's not mine.

759
00:43:29,839 --> 00:43:32,610
Where are we with the video surveillance? Can you fix it?

760
00:43:33,077 --> 00:43:35,646
Almost there. Surveillance screens should be back on

761
00:43:35,846 --> 00:43:36,846
in a few minutes.

762
00:43:37,080 --> 00:43:38,382
Oh! That is just...

763
00:43:45,321 --> 00:43:46,288
Right.

764
00:43:46,322 --> 00:43:47,825
Take everything out of the bag.

765
00:43:54,764 --> 00:43:55,764
Look!

766
00:43:56,166 --> 00:43:57,201
A rugby top.

767
00:43:57,568 --> 00:44:01,138
- That's definitely his room. - No, that's hair gel and shampoo!

768
00:44:01,171 --> 00:44:02,640
He was bold!

769
00:44:07,944 --> 00:44:09,212
Don't move!

770
00:44:09,813 --> 00:44:10,981
Did you?

771
00:44:11,181 --> 00:44:12,216
It's yours, isn't it?

772
00:44:15,418 --> 00:44:18,789
Okay, that's the living room back on. Let's try the garden.

773
00:44:18,989 --> 00:44:22,026
Lock all the doors. Back up is on the way.

774
00:44:24,327 --> 00:44:26,430
I feel all in charge!

775
00:44:27,263 --> 00:44:29,165
You are in charge.

776
00:44:31,801 --> 00:44:34,304
Okay. First things first.

777
00:44:37,006 --> 00:44:38,676
No no no!

778
00:44:38,876 --> 00:44:42,312
There's no need for that. He's gonna talk. Aren't you?

779
00:44:46,516 --> 00:44:47,516
No.

780
00:44:47,917 --> 00:44:50,921
Why are you trying to kill us? Huh?

781
00:44:54,457 --> 00:44:55,457
Fuck off.

782
00:44:56,993 --> 00:44:58,095
Finished?

783
00:45:10,039 --> 00:45:12,209
Look, I don't have to take this shit.

784
00:45:12,242 --> 00:45:14,344
- Police! Help! - Shut up!

785
00:45:14,544 --> 00:45:16,346
Help!

786
00:45:16,379 --> 00:45:18,182
Okay, look. Not you.

787
00:45:19,849 --> 00:45:22,252
Maybe you should just put that on the floor, for now.

788
00:45:22,719 --> 00:45:25,022
That was an accident. Alright?

789
00:45:25,222 --> 00:45:28,058
An accident with severe consequences. But an accident nevertheless!

790
00:45:29,359 --> 00:45:32,096
What the hell is wrong with you? Again?

791
00:45:32,296 --> 00:45:33,464
Fuck!

792
00:45:36,466 --> 00:45:37,468
Get her away from me!

793
00:45:37,668 --> 00:45:39,002
Get her away from me!

794
00:45:39,202 --> 00:45:40,871
- Not until you speak! - Sorry!

795
00:45:41,071 --> 00:45:42,506
I didn't mean it, alright?

796
00:45:42,706 --> 00:45:44,975
"Sorry"? You fucking idiot! You just shot me!

797
00:45:45,175 --> 00:45:46,176
No need for insults!

798
00:45:47,443 --> 00:45:48,443
Stop!

799
00:45:49,913 --> 00:45:51,081
What do you wanna know?

800
00:45:53,249 --> 00:45:54,852
Why are you trying to kill us?

801
00:45:58,254 --> 00:45:59,857
My name's not Ben Lyk.

802
00:46:00,523 --> 00:46:02,259
It's Paul Leonard.

803
00:46:06,329 --> 00:46:09,133
I killed and took the place of the only black Ben Lyk in London.

804
00:46:11,201 --> 00:46:13,270
I made a fake ID and I took his place

805
00:46:13,470 --> 00:46:15,071
before the police rounded us all up.

806
00:46:15,739 --> 00:46:17,975
Why would you do that, dude?

807
00:46:19,042 --> 00:46:20,444
Are you weird?

808
00:46:20,811 --> 00:46:23,079
There's a gang war in London.

809
00:46:23,112 --> 00:46:25,048
It's been in the news all this week.

810
00:46:25,081 --> 00:46:27,250
The four big bosses have been killed.

811
00:46:27,283 --> 00:46:30,187
The people I work for killed the last one a few days ago.

812
00:46:30,387 --> 00:46:31,888
O'Sullivan was his name.

813
00:46:31,921 --> 00:46:34,558
So sorry, what's that got to do with us?

814
00:46:35,458 --> 00:46:38,228
Someone called Ben Lyk

815
00:46:38,428 --> 00:46:39,930
witnessed O'Sullivan getting killed.

816
00:46:41,064 --> 00:46:42,299
He filmed the whole thing.

817
00:46:42,499 --> 00:46:44,267
Including the people who'd done it.

818
00:46:49,305 --> 00:46:51,140
But not before dropping his gym membership.

819
00:46:58,948 --> 00:47:01,451
So my boss looked up all the Ben Lyks in London.

820
00:47:01,484 --> 00:47:03,554
And in order not to take any chances,

821
00:47:04,554 --> 00:47:06,223
he told me to kill them all.

822
00:47:06,256 --> 00:47:07,256
Great!

823
00:47:07,824 --> 00:47:10,470
So we're locked in a house with the very person we're trying to avoid!

824
00:47:10,494 --> 00:47:13,831
Wait. So it's a guy. That means I can go.

825
00:47:16,065 --> 00:47:17,467
Let me get this straight. We're here

826
00:47:17,667 --> 00:47:19,269
because some dickhead with a camera

827
00:47:19,469 --> 00:47:22,239
couldn't keep his nose out of other people's business!

828
00:47:22,439 --> 00:47:24,408
I'm a little tea pot short and stout,

829
00:47:24,608 --> 00:47:28,445
Here is my handle, here is my spout, When I get...

830
00:47:29,345 --> 00:47:30,881
Wait a minute!

831
00:47:30,914 --> 00:47:32,949
That camera's not on.

832
00:47:32,982 --> 00:47:35,319
Something's not right. We need to get up there.

833
00:47:35,552 --> 00:47:36,887
Call you back, sweetie!

834
00:47:38,088 --> 00:47:41,358
- So you killed all five Ben Lyks. - Just the first three.

835
00:47:41,825 --> 00:47:43,894
The killings here are someone else.

836
00:47:43,927 --> 00:47:45,229
Then you must have an accomplice!

837
00:47:45,429 --> 00:47:46,429
No.

838
00:47:47,063 --> 00:47:48,265
I work alone.

839
00:47:48,465 --> 00:47:50,534
- Don't bullshit me! - He's probably like me.

840
00:47:50,734 --> 00:47:54,171
- Murderers are self-employed. - Judging by the mess you've made,

841
00:47:54,371 --> 00:47:57,107
- he's probably hired someone else. - It's irrelevant now.

842
00:47:57,140 --> 00:47:59,475
One thing he doesn't tolerate is a snitch.

843
00:47:59,509 --> 00:48:01,645
So either way, I'm as dead as the rest of you.

844
00:48:04,180 --> 00:48:07,250
Open the door! Open this fucking door!

845
00:48:09,519 --> 00:48:10,519
What's going on?

846
00:48:13,990 --> 00:48:16,125
- He's poisoned himself! - What?

847
00:48:16,359 --> 00:48:17,627
Shit!

848
00:48:18,395 --> 00:48:21,198
We should try CPR! Mouth to mouth!

849
00:48:21,998 --> 00:48:23,133
Jesus!

850
00:48:28,304 --> 00:48:30,073
Taking the positive

851
00:48:30,273 --> 00:48:31,583
from this dreadful series of events,

852
00:48:31,607 --> 00:48:34,978
at least we know who killed the first three Ben Lyks and why.

853
00:48:35,178 --> 00:48:38,949
And taking the negative from this dreadful series of events,

854
00:48:38,982 --> 00:48:41,718
- we know he's not the only killer! - He may be lying.

855
00:48:41,751 --> 00:48:42,751
Why would he do that?

856
00:48:42,919 --> 00:48:46,189
He's a murderer! They're not known for their honesty.

857
00:48:46,389 --> 00:48:49,592
- That's right, Scott. Very good. - You're all ignoring the real issue!

858
00:48:49,625 --> 00:48:52,362
- It's staring you right in the face. - What's that?

859
00:48:52,562 --> 00:48:56,266
The video! If whoever took the video would just hand it over to the gang,

860
00:48:56,299 --> 00:48:58,368
we could put an end to this.

861
00:48:58,401 --> 00:49:01,738
It's very cowardly that they haven't step forward already.

862
00:49:01,771 --> 00:49:03,640
Cowardly or cautionary?

863
00:49:03,840 --> 00:49:06,043
Yes, we shouldn't be doing deals with criminals.

864
00:49:06,243 --> 00:49:07,243
Coward!

865
00:49:07,644 --> 00:49:12,549
She's got a point, though. That video might give us some clues.

866
00:49:12,582 --> 00:49:16,286
But that would require one of you to step forward.

867
00:49:16,819 --> 00:49:20,524
I know it's hard. You are responsible for the deaths of eight people

868
00:49:20,724 --> 00:49:25,162
and the use of over 100000 pounds worth of police time.

869
00:49:25,362 --> 00:49:27,597
But I can assure you, you will be protected.

870
00:49:29,565 --> 00:49:31,134
It was probably the vicar.

871
00:49:31,734 --> 00:49:33,203
Well, it wasn't me.

872
00:49:34,170 --> 00:49:35,339
No.

873
00:49:45,415 --> 00:49:49,052
Hi, you've reached Roberto. Leave me a message.

874
00:49:49,085 --> 00:49:50,988
Robbie, it's Ben.

875
00:49:51,355 --> 00:49:55,492
I need you to do something for me. It's very important.

876
00:50:13,810 --> 00:50:15,478
Come on Robbie!

877
00:50:15,511 --> 00:50:17,413
Listen to the message!

878
00:50:28,758 --> 00:50:30,627
Robbie, it's Ben.

879
00:50:30,660 --> 00:50:34,431
I need you to do something for me. It's very important.

880
00:50:34,464 --> 00:50:37,334
- Fuck sake! - I need you to go find...

881
00:51:36,159 --> 00:51:38,662
Ben, you twat!

882
00:51:47,637 --> 00:51:49,406
Robbie, pick up the phone!

883
00:52:02,818 --> 00:52:03,786
Jesus.

884
00:52:03,819 --> 00:52:05,321
- Let me in. - Why?

885
00:52:05,354 --> 00:52:07,723
What the fuck! Just let me in!

886
00:52:07,757 --> 00:52:08,758
Okay.

887
00:52:09,225 --> 00:52:11,461
There's something up with the hipster.

888
00:52:11,494 --> 00:52:12,595
Yeah, he's a twat.

889
00:52:12,629 --> 00:52:16,266
I was looking in his room and he's making something.

890
00:52:16,466 --> 00:52:18,868
Probably a green bubble hat to match his stupid trousers.

891
00:52:18,901 --> 00:52:21,337
I don't know about you, but I'm not taking any more risks.

892
00:52:21,538 --> 00:52:24,507
As far as I'm concerned, everyone out there is guilty.

893
00:52:24,540 --> 00:52:26,776
- I agree! - Great. Then give me the gun.

894
00:52:27,009 --> 00:52:28,009
No, no way!

895
00:52:28,310 --> 00:52:31,346
- Give me the gun! - I'm not giving a gun to a murderer!

896
00:52:31,380 --> 00:52:33,383
- It was an accident! - It wasn't an accident.

897
00:52:33,416 --> 00:52:38,355
A ploy, is what it was. To disguise the fact that you're the murderer.

898
00:52:39,522 --> 00:52:41,825
Ben... I might think you're a dick,

899
00:52:42,025 --> 00:52:43,693
but I don't want you dead.

900
00:52:43,726 --> 00:52:45,729
Which bit of that is even a compliment?

901
00:52:48,331 --> 00:52:49,466
What?

902
00:52:56,606 --> 00:52:58,675
I'm not falling for that one again, Thailand!

903
00:53:40,983 --> 00:53:42,285
Are you coming?

904
00:53:43,452 --> 00:53:46,856
What did I ever do to you? This is abuse!

905
00:53:46,889 --> 00:53:49,325
Please don't kill me. I promise, I'm not...

906
00:53:49,358 --> 00:53:52,262
Get out of your rooms! We're leaving the house!

907
00:53:52,295 --> 00:53:54,764
- Thank god. Help! - Shut up!

908
00:53:54,797 --> 00:53:56,833
Thank God! Jesus!

909
00:53:59,735 --> 00:54:02,305
You ain't gonna believe what I've just found.

910
00:54:02,338 --> 00:54:04,708
An apology for that awful shirt you're wearing?

911
00:54:19,055 --> 00:54:20,823
Take this video down.

912
00:54:21,357 --> 00:54:23,426
It ain't gonna be easy.

913
00:54:23,459 --> 00:54:25,294
People have already shared it.

914
00:54:25,328 --> 00:54:27,463
Press has probably seen it, by now.

915
00:54:27,496 --> 00:54:30,800
- He only posted one video? - Yeah.

916
00:54:30,833 --> 00:54:32,736
The account just got created.

917
00:54:34,337 --> 00:54:35,772
And the name is Ben Lyk?

918
00:54:37,840 --> 00:54:39,809
We must have missed one.

919
00:54:39,842 --> 00:54:42,512
That is exactly what he wants us to think.

920
00:54:43,779 --> 00:54:45,415
I don't like to take chances.

921
00:54:45,448 --> 00:54:49,786
When I say "kill all the Ben Lyks", I mean...

922
00:54:49,819 --> 00:54:50,819
Kill them all!

923
00:54:50,887 --> 00:54:53,423
- Which one do you prefer? - What's he doing?

924
00:54:53,623 --> 00:54:56,526
I wanna look good if I'm gonna die. That one?

925
00:54:56,559 --> 00:54:58,595
I love the blue one.

926
00:55:00,830 --> 00:55:03,366
I'm so sick and tired of talking to you, right now.

927
00:55:03,399 --> 00:55:05,868
- Just make a decision. - Put your jacket on.

928
00:55:07,470 --> 00:55:09,872
- Everybody out! - Hurry up!

929
00:55:10,740 --> 00:55:12,776
I want a bulletproof vest!

930
00:55:13,009 --> 00:55:15,545
We'll see what we can do but you have to come out!

931
00:55:15,578 --> 00:55:17,013
We're leaving now!

932
00:55:17,213 --> 00:55:18,948
And I want a helmet

933
00:55:18,981 --> 00:55:20,784
and two armed bodyguards.

934
00:55:20,984 --> 00:55:22,752
It'd be great if they could wear denim.

935
00:55:22,785 --> 00:55:25,455
That's probably not gonna happen.

936
00:55:25,488 --> 00:55:27,823
I want them just for me.

937
00:55:28,024 --> 00:55:30,527
- I don't trust anyone anymore. - He's buying some time!

938
00:55:30,727 --> 00:55:33,495
He's one of them. I saw you making something!

939
00:55:33,529 --> 00:55:35,365
See? People are spying on me.

940
00:55:35,565 --> 00:55:37,867
- He was making something! - No, I wasn't.

941
00:55:38,067 --> 00:55:42,005
Yes, you were! I saw you, you were sawing. What are you up to?

942
00:55:45,141 --> 00:55:46,843
I was wanking.

943
00:55:51,180 --> 00:55:53,649
Yes, sir. How many units did you send?

944
00:55:54,083 --> 00:55:55,083
Right.

945
00:55:55,385 --> 00:55:56,820
Yes, they're getting ready.

946
00:55:57,020 --> 00:55:58,021
Thank you, sir.

947
00:55:58,921 --> 00:56:01,424
Inspector, I've got something to show you.

948
00:56:01,457 --> 00:56:03,859
I don't have time. Back up is almost here.

949
00:56:04,327 --> 00:56:05,962
The video of O'Sullivan's murder.

950
00:56:08,431 --> 00:56:09,532
Where did you get that?

951
00:56:09,899 --> 00:56:11,433
Online.

952
00:56:13,736 --> 00:56:14,837
Give me a second.

953
00:56:16,038 --> 00:56:17,440
Clive...

954
00:56:17,773 --> 00:56:20,543
There's nothing else I can do.

955
00:56:20,576 --> 00:56:24,447
She doesn't want to sleep and I don't have time for this!

956
00:56:25,881 --> 00:56:27,183
Kill them all.

957
00:56:27,216 --> 00:56:28,651
Done.

958
00:56:32,021 --> 00:56:34,524
Officer, may I? Please?

959
00:56:35,124 --> 00:56:37,961
- For a moment. - I don't think that's a good idea.

960
00:56:39,962 --> 00:56:41,931
Ben, it's Ben.

961
00:56:41,964 --> 00:56:43,566
Listen, I think you...

962
00:56:43,899 --> 00:56:45,567
Actually, listen all of you.

963
00:56:46,769 --> 00:56:49,004
You've got nothing to worry about anymore.

964
00:56:49,972 --> 00:56:51,541
It was me.

965
00:56:51,908 --> 00:56:55,111
I filmed the murder and I couldn't deal with the guilt anymore.

966
00:56:55,144 --> 00:56:57,946
So I've posted the video online.

967
00:56:57,980 --> 00:57:00,817
The whole world can see it now so there's no reason

968
00:57:01,017 --> 00:57:03,019
to kill us anymore. We're all safe!

969
00:57:05,554 --> 00:57:06,756
I am no coward!

970
00:57:06,956 --> 00:57:09,993
- You what? - I really have to take this.

971
00:57:10,893 --> 00:57:11,893
Hello?

972
00:57:12,495 --> 00:57:13,763
Robbie?

973
00:57:13,796 --> 00:57:17,600
The place was a bugger to find but I'm outside.

974
00:57:17,633 --> 00:57:19,769
I thought I could film all this for you.

975
00:57:19,969 --> 00:57:21,003
For your channel.

976
00:57:21,036 --> 00:57:23,206
Robbie, that is adorable.

977
00:57:23,239 --> 00:57:24,541
So all this is your fault?

978
00:57:26,008 --> 00:57:27,008
Hello?

979
00:57:30,246 --> 00:57:32,691
You're the reason they want to kill us and you didn't say anything?

980
00:57:32,715 --> 00:57:35,251
- I'm a victim, too! - You didn't need to involve us.

981
00:57:35,284 --> 00:57:37,820
- We didn't do anything. - But we never would have met!

982
00:57:37,853 --> 00:57:39,189
I'm going to kill you!

983
00:57:40,190 --> 00:57:43,693
How was I supposed to know they would kill all the Ben Lyks?

984
00:57:43,726 --> 00:57:46,629
You should have told the police straight away!

985
00:57:46,662 --> 00:57:47,897
I was scared!

986
00:57:47,930 --> 00:57:51,801
Until she pointed out it was cowardly and I'm not a coward!

987
00:57:52,001 --> 00:57:54,637
You're a prick! How could you do that, Ben?

988
00:57:54,837 --> 00:57:55,905
You put us all in danger!

989
00:57:56,839 --> 00:57:58,541
She's right, you're a prick!

990
00:58:14,223 --> 00:58:15,791
I've tried everything.

991
00:58:15,824 --> 00:58:17,894
There's only so many times

992
00:58:18,094 --> 00:58:21,231
I can march the Duke of York up to the top of the bloody hill!

993
00:58:21,431 --> 00:58:23,700
- Ma'm? - Hang on, Clive.

994
00:58:23,900 --> 00:58:27,537
- Who else has a tattoo like that? - I don't know...

995
00:58:27,570 --> 00:58:28,571
David Beckham?

996
00:58:28,771 --> 00:58:29,739
Scott!

997
00:58:29,772 --> 00:58:30,772
Yep!

998
00:58:37,246 --> 00:58:38,915
Okay, okay!

999
00:58:38,948 --> 00:58:40,650
Let me go, I'm done!

1000
00:58:41,250 --> 00:58:44,020
You're just as bad as them, if you're trying to kill me!

1001
00:58:45,187 --> 00:58:47,857
Enough! Enough! Get off him!

1002
00:59:08,844 --> 00:59:10,613
- What happened? - This.

1003
00:59:14,850 --> 00:59:17,587
- They're back! - It came from the garden.

1004
00:59:17,620 --> 00:59:20,223
- Alright! That's it! - Okay.

1005
00:59:20,423 --> 00:59:23,325
I'm handing him over to them so they let us go.

1006
00:59:23,559 --> 00:59:25,295
I shouldn't have gotten these boots.

1007
00:59:27,763 --> 00:59:29,766
Come on. Come on.

1008
00:59:32,401 --> 00:59:33,401
Come on!

1009
00:59:44,813 --> 00:59:47,016
Come on! We're going downstairs now!

1010
00:59:47,216 --> 00:59:48,918
- Can I at least take my bag? - No!

1011
00:59:48,951 --> 00:59:50,353
Come on, let her take her bag.

1012
00:59:51,286 --> 00:59:52,889
I said no!

1013
00:59:53,089 --> 00:59:55,191
Now fucking downstairs, now!

1014
00:59:55,224 --> 00:59:56,626
Now!

1015
00:59:58,227 --> 00:59:59,729
- Go now! - Alright, got it!

1016
01:00:02,698 --> 01:00:06,669
It's no luck, is it? Statistically, it would be a bit odd:

1017
01:00:06,902 --> 01:00:08,638
- a safe house full of murderers. - Listen,

1018
01:00:08,838 --> 01:00:11,107
you should leave this to us. We know what we're doing.

1019
01:00:11,307 --> 01:00:13,009
- What the fuck! - Shit.

1020
01:00:13,909 --> 01:00:15,345
What the fuck is going on?

1021
01:00:18,047 --> 01:00:20,650
Fuck you! Fuck you!

1022
01:00:21,283 --> 01:00:22,719
Fuck you!

1023
01:00:44,306 --> 01:00:45,341
This way.

1024
01:00:51,380 --> 01:00:52,380
Fuck!

1025
01:01:04,226 --> 01:01:06,095
We're gonna die here because of you!

1026
01:01:06,128 --> 01:01:07,997
- I said I'm sorry. - That's not gonna help!

1027
01:01:08,030 --> 01:01:09,766
I know. Sorry.

1028
01:01:10,533 --> 01:01:13,935
If I'd know today was gonna be my last day on earth,

1029
01:01:14,136 --> 01:01:15,438
I would have shagged you earlier.

1030
01:01:15,471 --> 01:01:16,806
That's your loss.

1031
01:01:16,839 --> 01:01:18,307
We both know it's your loss.

1032
01:01:19,041 --> 01:01:20,076
Fair enough.

1033
01:01:23,779 --> 01:01:26,082
You're actually a really nice boy, Ben Lyk.

1034
01:01:27,249 --> 01:01:29,252
You're not so bad yourself, Ben Lyk.

1035
01:01:33,889 --> 01:01:36,292
- You are very difficult to read! - Can I tell you something?

1036
01:01:36,325 --> 01:01:38,027
It's now or never.

1037
01:01:38,060 --> 01:01:39,895
My real name isn't Ben.

1038
01:01:39,928 --> 01:01:41,397
- I know, it's Bee, right? - No.

1039
01:01:41,430 --> 01:01:43,966
It was Ben and now it's Melissa.

1040
01:01:44,466 --> 01:01:45,968
You've lost me.

1041
01:01:46,001 --> 01:01:48,137
Six months ago, my name was Ben.

1042
01:01:48,170 --> 01:01:52,041
Now it's Melissa. I'm here because I forgot to update my passport.

1043
01:01:53,542 --> 01:01:55,845
Do you remember what Casanova said?

1044
01:01:58,881 --> 01:02:01,951
Oh, fuck! Well, nobody's perfect.

1045
01:03:32,641 --> 01:03:34,277
Kill him!

1046
01:03:35,344 --> 01:03:38,113
Get closer to him!

1047
01:03:38,146 --> 01:03:39,146
Closer!

1048
01:03:46,255 --> 01:03:47,255
Fuck!

1049
01:03:47,423 --> 01:03:49,424
How are we supposed to survive

1050
01:03:49,625 --> 01:03:52,028
if even the police are trying to kill us?

1051
01:03:52,395 --> 01:03:53,930
Do you think he's alone?

1052
01:03:55,364 --> 01:03:56,599
I don't know.

1053
01:03:57,366 --> 01:03:59,569
How many are you?

1054
01:04:00,335 --> 01:04:02,004
As many as it takes.

1055
01:04:02,638 --> 01:04:04,640
Who do you work for?

1056
01:04:04,673 --> 01:04:06,308
Scotland Yard.

1057
01:04:06,942 --> 01:04:09,345
Could you please get him to tell us who he works for?

1058
01:04:09,378 --> 01:04:10,580
Yep. Alright, come on!

1059
01:04:10,780 --> 01:04:12,448
Okay, okay.

1060
01:04:13,949 --> 01:04:15,117
I work for O'Sullivan.

1061
01:04:15,350 --> 01:04:16,986
- What? - What?

1062
01:04:17,386 --> 01:04:20,189
He's dead! O'Sullivan is dead!

1063
01:04:21,390 --> 01:04:23,158
- Can I shoot him now? - No.

1064
01:04:23,692 --> 01:04:26,162
No, wait. He's not dead.

1065
01:04:27,129 --> 01:04:28,297
It was a set up.

1066
01:04:28,497 --> 01:04:31,433
So he could disappear, retire quietly

1067
01:04:31,466 --> 01:04:33,469
and let his organisation take over London.

1068
01:04:34,136 --> 01:04:36,538
Wait. So who did I see getting murdered?

1069
01:04:36,739 --> 01:04:38,574
That was some homeless bloke.

1070
01:04:38,607 --> 01:04:41,410
It was easy. With my contacts in the police,

1071
01:04:41,443 --> 01:04:44,981
we were able to officially identify the body as O'Sullivan's.

1072
01:04:47,015 --> 01:04:49,317
O'Sullivan had the three main bosses in London killed.

1073
01:04:50,018 --> 01:04:51,988
And he staged his own death.

1074
01:04:52,188 --> 01:04:54,490
So that nobody could take revenge on him and his crew.

1075
01:04:54,690 --> 01:04:57,526
And with all the other gangs confused and disorganised,

1076
01:04:57,559 --> 01:05:00,095
his crew can quietly take over the city

1077
01:05:00,128 --> 01:05:02,265
as they've been planning to for years.

1078
01:05:03,732 --> 01:05:05,902
There's one thing I can't explain...

1079
01:05:06,102 --> 01:05:08,270
Why a man with the name O'Sullivan

1080
01:05:08,303 --> 01:05:09,471
is French.

1081
01:05:10,439 --> 01:05:12,341
Where are your accomplices?

1082
01:05:12,374 --> 01:05:14,676
- Everywhere. - We've established that. But where?

1083
01:05:14,710 --> 01:05:17,112
- Can I shoot him, now? - No, wait!

1084
01:05:17,145 --> 01:05:18,145
Maybe we can me a deal.

1085
01:05:18,513 --> 01:05:19,513
Fuck me!

1086
01:05:19,615 --> 01:05:21,383
I told you to wait!

1087
01:05:21,584 --> 01:05:23,618
Sorry, I just got a bit nervous.

1088
01:05:25,420 --> 01:05:27,657
- Bloody hell... - Yes! Come on!

1089
01:05:34,363 --> 01:05:37,299
What the fuck! Who the fuck are these guys?

1090
01:05:37,332 --> 01:05:39,268
He killed the whole fucking building!

1091
01:05:40,569 --> 01:05:43,038
Okay, go. Go!

1092
01:05:45,340 --> 01:05:46,342
Give me the keys.

1093
01:05:46,375 --> 01:05:47,710
- I'm driving. - No. Really?

1094
01:05:47,910 --> 01:05:50,479
- You can't even fire a gun! - Get in the car!

1095
01:05:52,014 --> 01:05:53,215
Go! Go!

1096
01:05:54,583 --> 01:05:55,583
What?

1097
01:05:55,684 --> 01:05:58,054
- Go! - I'm a virgin.

1098
01:05:58,621 --> 01:06:00,189
- A virgin? - Yeah.

1099
01:06:00,222 --> 01:06:02,558
- You mean as a man, or as a woman? - Stop it!

1100
01:06:03,091 --> 01:06:06,629
I'd really like you to be my first time.

1101
01:06:09,798 --> 01:06:12,234
I don't think now is the actual time for that.

1102
01:06:12,267 --> 01:06:15,169
- We should focus on getting out... - Don't be such a coward, Ben!

1103
01:06:15,203 --> 01:06:17,473
- I am not a coward! - I'm just asking.

1104
01:06:17,506 --> 01:06:20,142
I just went upstairs and blew a guy's brain!

1105
01:06:21,743 --> 01:06:23,145
I'm sorry.

1106
01:06:23,178 --> 01:06:25,314
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to yell.

1107
01:06:25,947 --> 01:06:29,118
I'm sorry. I didn't realise you felt this way.

1108
01:06:29,318 --> 01:06:31,587
Look, Bee... Melissa!

1109
01:06:32,087 --> 01:06:34,123
You're the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.

1110
01:06:34,323 --> 01:06:37,058
I haven't felt this way since I watched Mulan, okay?

1111
01:06:39,194 --> 01:06:40,462
And yes...

1112
01:06:40,495 --> 01:06:42,564
Yes, I will take your virginity.

1113
01:06:42,597 --> 01:06:44,433
I will be your first.

1114
01:06:44,466 --> 01:06:45,701
Of course I will!

1115
01:06:45,901 --> 01:06:47,536
- I fucking love you! Okay? - Yeah?

1116
01:06:47,569 --> 01:06:48,771
Yes!

1117
01:06:48,804 --> 01:06:50,706
So no need to cry.

1118
01:06:55,210 --> 01:06:58,147
- What? - Every fucking time!

1119
01:06:58,347 --> 01:07:01,183
You bitch! I knew it! How do you keep doing this?

1120
01:07:25,474 --> 01:07:27,409
Fuck you, Scott!

1121
01:07:27,442 --> 01:07:29,278
Just let it go!

1122
01:07:44,860 --> 01:07:46,328
Fuck!

1123
01:08:02,878 --> 01:08:06,181
No, Scott! Please!

1124
01:08:06,214 --> 01:08:07,749
Please, don't kill me!

1125
01:08:07,782 --> 01:08:09,551
I'm not worth it, I swear!

1126
01:08:09,584 --> 01:08:12,520
I won't say anything about what I saw here!

1127
01:08:12,554 --> 01:08:14,123
Please!

1128
01:08:14,156 --> 01:08:16,825
No one is even gonna remember who I am!

1129
01:08:16,858 --> 01:08:20,596
What do you want? I've got 2000...

1130
01:08:21,129 --> 01:08:24,466
2000 pounds in my building society.

1131
01:08:24,499 --> 01:08:26,501
I'll be sure to text you my details.

1132
01:08:26,702 --> 01:08:29,105
I am begging you, Scott. Please...

1133
01:08:34,643 --> 01:08:36,312
So it's done.

1134
01:08:37,444 --> 01:08:38,813
Not quite.

1135
01:08:40,682 --> 01:08:42,218
What do you mean?

1136
01:08:43,518 --> 01:08:44,620
Where is Scott?

1137
01:08:48,356 --> 01:08:49,356
Scott's dead.

1138
01:08:50,825 --> 01:08:53,761
But not only that. Take a closer look.

1139
01:08:56,765 --> 01:08:58,134
Please don't kill...

1140
01:09:02,837 --> 01:09:07,376
The police found Scott's body. But the video guy wasn't there.

1141
01:09:08,510 --> 01:09:10,913
He was nowhere to be seen in his place.

1142
01:09:11,380 --> 01:09:14,150
But he'd been there recently. His friend Roberto

1143
01:09:14,350 --> 01:09:16,218
told me everything.

1144
01:09:16,417 --> 01:09:17,886
Before he so...

1145
01:09:18,220 --> 01:09:19,922
tragically passed away.

1146
01:09:21,389 --> 01:09:23,425
Nice guy, though.

1147
01:09:23,457 --> 01:09:25,527
Shame I had to take care of him.

1148
01:09:30,497 --> 01:09:32,167
He'd seen his friend being chased.

1149
01:09:34,301 --> 01:09:36,237
Decided he should help.

1150
01:09:37,805 --> 01:09:40,341
So he picked up the first gun he could find

1151
01:09:42,676 --> 01:09:44,313
and followed Scott.

1152
01:09:46,281 --> 01:09:48,917
He found his friend just as Scott was about to kill him.

1153
01:09:53,654 --> 01:09:55,456
Robbie! Not that arm!

1154
01:10:00,495 --> 01:10:02,731
- You killed him! - What are we gonna do with him?

1155
01:10:03,131 --> 01:10:04,800
Hand him over to real police officers!

1156
01:10:06,401 --> 01:10:07,670
Come on, let's go.

1157
01:10:08,603 --> 01:10:10,606
What happened to your arm?

1158
01:10:10,806 --> 01:10:11,973
Watch out!

1159
01:10:18,980 --> 01:10:20,415
Mate, we have to go.

1160
01:10:20,448 --> 01:10:23,419
- Stop touching my arm! - He's dead.

1161
01:10:24,086 --> 01:10:26,956
Wait, I've got an idea. I want you to film me.

1162
01:10:27,156 --> 01:10:28,890
Now is not the time to make a video.

1163
01:10:28,923 --> 01:10:31,559
Robbie, just trust me, okay?

1164
01:10:31,593 --> 01:10:35,297
Take the camera and film me as if you were him, okay?

1165
01:10:35,330 --> 01:10:37,933
Robbie, look. Point the camera at me,

1166
01:10:37,966 --> 01:10:41,436
fire the gun in the air and I'll pretend like I'm dead, okay?

1167
01:10:41,469 --> 01:10:43,305
- Alright. - Come on, mate.

1168
01:10:43,338 --> 01:10:44,807
Okay, wait, wait.

1169
01:10:45,774 --> 01:10:47,476
Shit.

1170
01:10:48,877 --> 01:10:49,877
Okay.

1171
01:10:56,084 --> 01:10:58,454
Okay. Alright. Now...

1172
01:11:00,855 --> 01:11:03,491
Ready. Please don't kill me...

1173
01:11:05,994 --> 01:11:07,663
- Cut! - Right.

1174
01:11:08,730 --> 01:11:09,964
A little help?

1175
01:11:16,805 --> 01:11:19,275
What's the plan, now?

1176
01:11:19,842 --> 01:11:22,544
I'm gonna get as far away from here as possible.

1177
01:11:23,177 --> 01:11:25,914
Your Grandma's in Liverpool, that's not a bad move.

1178
01:11:25,947 --> 01:11:28,984
No, I was thinking somewhere a bit further than that.

1179
01:11:30,552 --> 01:11:31,920
Yeah. Birmingham.

1180
01:11:35,724 --> 01:11:38,794
Hello! I'm Michel Girard!

1181
01:11:38,827 --> 01:11:43,732
What to do when it has not rained in paradise for the last 50 days?

1182
01:11:43,765 --> 01:11:46,702
You will need your fitting swimwear.

1183
01:11:46,735 --> 01:11:48,036
And of course

1184
01:11:48,069 --> 01:11:51,640
your local girl to apply the sunscreen.

1185
01:11:51,673 --> 01:11:53,809
And here she is now.

1186
01:11:53,842 --> 01:11:55,977
In all her beauty.

1187
01:11:56,010 --> 01:11:58,080
- Hello my darling, how are you? - Sexy!

1188
01:11:58,113 --> 01:11:59,981
Thank you very much.

1189
01:12:00,014 --> 01:12:01,350
What can I say?

1190
01:12:01,383 --> 01:12:03,352
- They love me here. - Very sexy!

1191
01:12:03,385 --> 01:12:04,820
Thank you so much.

1192
01:12:04,853 --> 01:12:08,490
To all my fans around the world, I say:

1193
01:12:08,523 --> 01:12:11,093
Thanks and goodbye. See you soon!

1194
01:12:11,526 --> 01:12:13,762
He's changed his name.

1195
01:12:14,229 --> 01:12:15,864
To Michel Girard.

1196
01:12:27,809 --> 01:12:30,012
Then kill all the Michel Girard.

1197
01:12:30,212 --> 01:12:31,680
Oh, God!

1198
01:12:52,901 --> 01:12:54,436
And take your shirt off.

1199
01:13:23,965 --> 01:13:26,168
Okay, it's over. You pay me now.

1200
01:13:26,201 --> 01:13:28,203
I know, but you said I could have 20 minutes.

1201
01:13:28,236 --> 01:13:30,539
- You pay me now! - Okay, I understand!

1202
01:13:30,572 --> 01:13:31,873
I will!

1203
01:13:31,906 --> 01:13:34,509
Alright, Jesus Christ! Just give me my towel back!

1204
01:13:34,542 --> 01:13:36,478
- Now! - Jesus, alright! Fine!

1205
01:13:36,678 --> 01:13:38,046
Help!