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M_I_SForEver

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Okay.

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- You all right?
- Yeah, I'm fine.

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I'm ready.

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All right, let's do it.

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<i>You sure you're okay?</i>

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<i>Yeah, just...</i>

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They brought me cupcakes
at work today.

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Oh, God.
Sorry to hear that.

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I don't know how they
knew it was my birthday,

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they must have looked
on my W-2 or something,

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which should be illegal.

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Come on,
they're tryin' to be nice.

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I just don't want it
to be a big deal.

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Carrie and John don't know,
do they?

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That it's my birthday?

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- No.
- I don't know. I don't know.

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- Well...
- Can you not tell her,

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'cause she makes a big thing
out of everything.

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Right.

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I just wanna like

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play <i>Catan,</i> and slam some wine,

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and order some Thai food,
and that's it.

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What?

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I don't know
if I should tell you.

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She knows?

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She knows. Fuck!

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Okay, there might be
a few more, um...

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people there than you were...
expecting.

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It's kind of like a, um...

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surprise party for you.

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It's a what?

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- Dude.
- Oh, God.

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What the hell?

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I'm sorry,
I thought you'd be excited.

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Why would I be...

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No, I... No.

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Look, I'm sorry.
It was a stupid idea and I am sorry.

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Uh, no, no, I...

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I've just been panicky
all day.

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Nena, I don't want to
stress you out. I just...

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I don't know,
I thought it would be fun.

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But, baby,
I hate surprise parties.

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Can I ask you something?

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Has anybody
ever thrown you one?

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No.

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So, how do you know?

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Surprise!

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Hi.

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Hey, are you sure
everything's okay?

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No, it's good.
Thank you, really.

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I just get... You know?

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I've been planning this like
almost as long as our wedding,

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and it was Drew's idea, but you
know, I just kind of rolled with it.

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You guys have been so good
to us since we moved here,

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and it's such a big moment
in your life!

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Like you turned 30!
Like what? It's crazy.

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And like I don't even...
I can't even imagine

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what turning 30 would be like.

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That's such a foreign
concept to me, you know?

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Like, your credit score's
probably, like, perfect.

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I don't even know. The other day,
I went to put air in my tires,

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and I was like, I don't even know how
I'm freaking gonna do this right now,

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and I used to call my mom all the
time, but now I can call you,

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'cause you're the
real grown-up in my life.

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Your life is like so set,
like it's so good,

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you're like so set,
it's so great.

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And we have chips and dip,
and onion dip,

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and we have, uh...
There's broccoli and edamame,

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but not cauliflower,
'cause I know you don't like cauliflower,

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but, uh, there's hummus,
but I...

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Drew didn't know
what kind of hummus you liked,

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so I just...
I just picked one, so...

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What hummus do you like?

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Oh, uh, the Mediterranean
one from TJ's with pine nuts.

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Damn it, uh...
we got sun-dried tomato.

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Didn't I tell you
to get Mediterranean?

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I have no idea.

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Uh, it's fine, Carrie.

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Really, thank you.

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Oh, honey, do you wanna
tell them?

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- Tell them what?
- Yeah, tell us what?

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Oh, we goin' campin'.

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- You two should come.
- Yeah, totally.

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Uh, hey, who is that?
Has she hung out with us before?

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Oh, that's Olivia. She just started
working at the coffee shop with me.

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She looks familiar,
though.

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She used to be a model.

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In France, bro.

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I don't know
what that means.

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Hey.

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Hey.

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- Could I bum one?
- Totally.

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Thank you.

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It's Nena, right?

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Yeah.

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Olivia?

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- How do you know?
- Carrie, she told me.

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She talks
about you a lot at work, too.

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My friend Nena this,
my friend Nena that.

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- Oh, God.
- No, it's sweet.

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Yeah, no, I love Carrie.

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I mean, she invited all
these people here

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and I don't know half of them, so...

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I love these mountains.

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They're not bad.

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I used to run up them.

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You ran up those?

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In my prime.

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Why'd you stop?

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I always said that I would
quit for good when I turned 30.

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Hm.

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So you're from France?

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No.

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Oh, Carrie and John,
they said you're a model in France.

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I was like kind of sort of
actress in New York,

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and yeah, I just fell into it.

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But I'm from here originally.

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What are you doing now?

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I'm workin' at the coffee shop
with Carrie.

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Uh, no, I know, but like
what are you doing?

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I'm, um, foaming milk and
cream-cheesing bagels.

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That was such an LA question, I am so sorry.

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- It's okay.
- Fuck.

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I guess I'm past my prime, too.

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- How old are you?
- Twenty-five.

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Yeah, fuck off.

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I don't feel bad about asking
my question anymore.

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Ooh, come on,
older women are sexy.

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Oh, Jesus Christ.

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So what now?

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Turning 30,
does it... feel different?

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Um, I don't know.

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Like I guess I hit all the marks
I'm supposed to hit in my 20s.

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Married, employed,
I like my apartment,

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I'm probably not gonna die poor and
lonely, so yeah, I'm doing great.

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Yeah, but I didn't ask
if you were doing great.

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I asked if you felt different.

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Right. Um...

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no, not really.

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Can I have another one?

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Yeah.

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Thank you for throwing
my surprise party, baby.

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I'm sorry that
you didn't have a good time.

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No, I did.

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- I did.
- Really?

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Yeah.

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I probably wouldn't leave the
house if it wasn't for you.

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Okay.

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<i>I'm just thinkin', like,</i>

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<i>I'm getting too old
to be so scared of new things.</i>

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I just wanna say "yes"
to things.

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Really?

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Yeah, really.

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Really, really.

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So that's why you said
"yes" to camping this weekend.

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I said "yes" to what?

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Uh, you seemed a little...
I don't know, distracted maybe.

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Oh.

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- So you want me to cancel?
- No.

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You know what?
No, let's do it.

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Really?

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Yeah.

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I mean...

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Fuck it. I can camp.

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All right.

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Fuck yeah. I mean, I wanna do
new stuff all the time.

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Total overhaul.

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Oh my God, I am so into
this right now. I love this.

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So then, what about the thing
we talked about the other week?

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- What thing?
- You know, the thing with the heels?

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What thing with the heels?

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You don't remember?
Well, I would lie on the floor

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and then you would...

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- Oh.
- Yeah.

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I thought
you were kidding about that.

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- Oh, no. Yeah, I was.
- You were what?

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- Are you serious?
- I was kidding. I mean, you know?

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Do... do you really want me
to do that to you?

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I don't want to if you
don't want to.

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Uh...

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Right now,
I just wanna go to bed.

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Okay, baby.

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Y <i>ou know,
my boss was surprisingly cool</i>

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with me taking a half day.
I should do this more often.

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You know what?
Me, too.

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Baby, you work from home,
your whole life is a half day.

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Sorry.

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Yay, you made it!

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Hi.

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- What's up, man?
- What's up, bro?

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- How you doin'?
- Hello.

193
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- How are you doin'?
- Hi, there.

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- We made it.
- Yeah!

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- How was the drive, bro?
- Not bad, yeah.

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Question, um, you guys have
an extra tent?

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- Why?
- Olivia forgot to bring one.

198
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- What?
- Hey.

199
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And she is in all green,
like a leaf.

200
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The Joker.

201
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I know, I know.

202
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- But it's a she.
- Poison Ivy.

203
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Ooh, this guy, he's like
my one pass.

204
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- Anderson Cooper, yeah.
- Yeah.

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Newspaper publisher,
fictional,

206
00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:02,890
greatest movie of all time.

207
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Rosebud.

208
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- Citizen what?
- <i>Citizen Kane!</i>

209
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- But what's the name?
- Oh. Oh, God.

210
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Oh, shit, bro.

211
00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:14,101
- Indiana Jones?
- No.

212
00:12:14,134 --> 00:12:16,971
- Hey. Hey, hey!
- You guys, you are the most...

213
00:12:17,004 --> 00:12:18,405
- <i>Degrassi.</i>
- Oh.

214
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<i>Degrassi.</i>
Neil deGrasse Tyson.

215
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- What the fuck!
- Drake?

216
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- Yes!
- Yes!

217
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Hey, can I ask you guys
a question?

218
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Um, if we were to get
married here or like in LA, um,

219
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would you be a part
of the wedding party?

220
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Oh, but I thought you were
getting married in Colorado.

221
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Um, no, I just...
I got in this big fight with my parents,

222
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'cause they don't think
that we're like ready

223
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or financially stable
or whatever, you know?

224
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They give like four or five bullshit reasons, you know?

225
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So they're not gonna pay
for it, even though,

226
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they paid for both my
asshole sisters' weddings

227
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and one of them
is already divorced,

228
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but, you know,
I'm the unstable one, so...

229
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I'm sorry that sucks.

230
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Yeah. But it's okay,
'cause we're gonna save up

231
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and we're gonna pay
for it ourselves,

232
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and we're gonna have it here,

233
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and we're gonna have a kick-ass
wedding with our LA family.

234
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Fuck, yeah. Fuck, yeah.

235
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And we already
picked out a date.

236
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October 22nd.

237
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That's... our wedding
anniversary.

238
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Yeah, we're gonna be like...
like wedding sisters,

239
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you know, and we can, uh, go on like
double dates on the anniversaries.

240
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Isn't that amazing?

241
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That's so fun.

242
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Yeah. I know. Oh my God,
I'm so glad you're excited.

243
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Your dad's a piece of shit.

244
00:13:50,632 --> 00:13:51,899
He's...
he's not a piece of shit.

245
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All right, come on. He's...
he's definitely a piece of shit.

246
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Oh, God.

247
00:14:04,244 --> 00:14:07,348
Hey, damn it, John. All right.
Every time. All right, come on.

248
00:14:07,381 --> 00:14:09,216
Come on, honey, let's go.

249
00:14:09,249 --> 00:14:10,317
- Come on.
- Okay, buddy.

250
00:14:12,486 --> 00:14:15,155
- There you go.
- Drew, why don't you like me?

251
00:14:15,189 --> 00:14:16,990
What are you talkin' about?
You're my guy.

252
00:14:17,024 --> 00:14:19,993
- You're just saying that.
- No.

253
00:14:22,262 --> 00:14:23,565
Drew seems really sweet.

254
00:14:23,598 --> 00:14:26,400
Yeah, he is the best.

255
00:14:26,433 --> 00:14:29,069
He seems like
he really takes care of you.

256
00:14:29,103 --> 00:14:32,206
Hm. You know that
feeling when you're not sure

257
00:14:32,239 --> 00:14:34,942
whether or not your sunglasses
are still on the top of your head?

258
00:14:36,611 --> 00:14:40,381
That's my whole life and...

259
00:14:40,414 --> 00:14:43,484
But I can always count on Drew to
tell me if they're there or not.

260
00:14:45,419 --> 00:14:49,189
Scary having to depend on someone
or have them depend on you.

261
00:14:50,157 --> 00:14:51,992
It is.

262
00:14:52,025 --> 00:14:54,128
Like sometimes
when we're going to sleep,

263
00:14:54,161 --> 00:14:58,165
I just look at him and I think,
"Holy shit, I am with him."

264
00:14:58,198 --> 00:15:00,602
I mean I want to be,
I love him, but it's like,

265
00:15:00,635 --> 00:15:02,604
fuck, this is really happening,

266
00:15:02,637 --> 00:15:06,373
and it's overwhelming, and I feel like
I'm looking down from a tightrope,

267
00:15:06,407 --> 00:15:08,510
and I thought that feeling might
change once we got married,

268
00:15:08,543 --> 00:15:11,111
but it's, uh...

269
00:15:12,479 --> 00:15:13,947
Never mind, uh...

270
00:15:17,017 --> 00:15:19,286
I get anxious
and I don't know why.

271
00:15:21,021 --> 00:15:23,056
It's like it's waiting
for me around the corner

272
00:15:23,090 --> 00:15:24,925
and I just don't know when
it's gonna pop out.

273
00:15:29,263 --> 00:15:30,330
What?

274
00:15:31,465 --> 00:15:32,534
Nothing.

275
00:15:35,235 --> 00:15:37,739
What?

276
00:15:37,772 --> 00:15:40,307
Carrie invited me
on this camping trip

277
00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:42,510
every day at work
for the past week.

278
00:15:43,745 --> 00:15:45,479
When she said you were going,

279
00:15:47,181 --> 00:15:48,550
I just said, "Yeah, sure."

280
00:15:53,053 --> 00:15:55,690
What? Uh, um...

281
00:15:55,956 --> 00:15:57,157
Why?

282
00:15:57,559 --> 00:15:58,959
I don't know.

283
00:16:01,161 --> 00:16:04,532
I think maybe it was when I
talked to you at your birthday,

284
00:16:06,366 --> 00:16:07,602
you just seemed so wound up,

285
00:16:09,102 --> 00:16:11,739
and I guess maybe that
there was...

286
00:16:11,773 --> 00:16:16,143
part of me that wanted
to... unwind you.

287
00:16:18,613 --> 00:16:20,013
I'm really not sure.

288
00:16:34,361 --> 00:16:35,763
Oh my gosh, it's so cold.

289
00:16:35,797 --> 00:16:38,432
We just gotta get some
body heat goin'.

290
00:16:38,465 --> 00:16:39,534
Okay, Nena, I'm dying,

291
00:16:39,567 --> 00:16:41,235
- so you're gonna have to get in here.
- Okay.

292
00:16:44,706 --> 00:16:46,741
This is gonna
sound weird,

293
00:16:46,774 --> 00:16:49,042
but your hair smells
really good.

294
00:16:51,144 --> 00:16:54,616
Well, thank you.

295
00:17:00,788 --> 00:17:03,390
Mom and dad are fighting
again, you guys.

296
00:17:03,423 --> 00:17:05,425
I know,
they've gotten so bad.

297
00:17:05,459 --> 00:17:08,295
Eh, they were always
kinda bad.

298
00:17:08,328 --> 00:17:10,698
Well, I'm sure once they're
married everything will be fine.

299
00:17:10,732 --> 00:17:12,199
I mean,
that's how it works, right?

300
00:17:12,232 --> 00:17:13,568
Oh, absolutely.

301
00:17:13,601 --> 00:17:16,270
We never fight. Not really.

302
00:17:16,303 --> 00:17:18,472
Oh, come on,
seriously never?

303
00:17:18,506 --> 00:17:20,542
Well, Drew won't fight with me.

304
00:17:22,342 --> 00:17:24,646
Well, I'm a lover,
not a fighter. What can I say?

305
00:17:24,679 --> 00:17:26,046
Ooh, la, la.

306
00:17:34,421 --> 00:17:36,256
Thanks for letting me
crash with you guys.

307
00:17:37,725 --> 00:17:38,726
Yeah.

308
00:17:58,846 --> 00:18:00,447
Oh shit, man.

309
00:18:01,148 --> 00:18:02,282
Oh my God.

310
00:18:04,686 --> 00:18:06,153
Wow.

311
00:20:29,630 --> 00:20:31,431
I have to talk to you
about something.

312
00:20:35,803 --> 00:20:36,971
Wanna get Thai food?

313
00:20:49,449 --> 00:20:50,885
Just tell me...

314
00:20:52,887 --> 00:20:54,421
tell me how you're feeling.

315
00:20:56,423 --> 00:20:58,659
I... think...

316
00:20:59,594 --> 00:21:04,632
that I need to know how
you're feeling,

317
00:21:04,665 --> 00:21:08,035
so I can decide
how I'm feeling.

318
00:21:10,437 --> 00:21:11,873
I feel uneasy.

319
00:21:13,473 --> 00:21:14,675
Because she kissed you?

320
00:21:15,843 --> 00:21:17,310
I don't think that's it.

321
00:21:20,014 --> 00:21:21,048
Okay.

322
00:21:22,517 --> 00:21:25,953
Because you... liked it?

323
00:21:27,622 --> 00:21:28,623
Maybe.

324
00:21:30,992 --> 00:21:34,929
And that's makin' you uneasy,
because it's new or...

325
00:21:34,962 --> 00:21:37,064
Because we're married.

326
00:21:37,098 --> 00:21:39,934
I'm only supposed to love you,
that is supposed to be enough.

327
00:21:39,967 --> 00:21:42,302
- But enough what?
- I don't know.

328
00:21:42,970 --> 00:21:44,939
And yeah, yes, I liked it.

329
00:21:46,574 --> 00:21:49,442
I liked it. I have barely
ever even been with a girl,

330
00:21:50,077 --> 00:21:51,846
but I liked it.

331
00:21:53,446 --> 00:21:54,649
You kissed a girl?

332
00:21:56,383 --> 00:21:58,085
- Yeah.
- And you liked it?

333
00:22:00,688 --> 00:22:03,057
I feel shitty, I feel like
a shit person.

334
00:22:03,090 --> 00:22:04,125
Why?

335
00:22:04,158 --> 00:22:05,960
Because...

336
00:22:07,628 --> 00:22:12,567
I don't really feel...
anything.

337
00:22:12,600 --> 00:22:15,736
Yeah, I mean,
I feel bad that you feel bad.

338
00:22:17,572 --> 00:22:19,907
And... and that isn't
weird to you

339
00:22:19,941 --> 00:22:23,044
that you don't feel
betrayed or anything?

340
00:22:23,077 --> 00:22:24,512
I mean, do you want me to?

341
00:22:24,545 --> 00:22:27,048
Goddammit, no!
I just want something.

342
00:22:27,081 --> 00:22:28,549
What then? What?
What do you want?

343
00:22:28,583 --> 00:22:29,851
You want me
to take my shirt off?

344
00:22:29,884 --> 00:22:31,652
You want me throw you against the
wall, piss on the floor?

345
00:22:31,686 --> 00:22:33,921
I just want you to engage
with this emotionally

346
00:22:33,955 --> 00:22:36,456
and not like it's some
fucking puzzle to solve.

347
00:22:36,489 --> 00:22:39,093
I want you to have an opinion
at least.

348
00:22:39,126 --> 00:22:40,995
I... I need you to try.

349
00:22:41,028 --> 00:22:45,633
I need you to tell me,
your wife, how you really feel.

350
00:22:54,041 --> 00:22:55,475
Horny.

351
00:22:58,813 --> 00:23:01,015
Okay, horny.

352
00:23:01,048 --> 00:23:02,550
- Horny.
- Okay.

353
00:23:04,952 --> 00:23:08,488
Look... we're together
forever, right?

354
00:23:09,857 --> 00:23:11,893
We signed the thing,
that's taken care of.

355
00:23:12,994 --> 00:23:14,394
We're solid.

356
00:23:16,697 --> 00:23:17,765
We're solid, right?

357
00:23:20,601 --> 00:23:23,070
I mean of course, yeah,

358
00:23:24,639 --> 00:23:27,742
but what if this...
It changes us?

359
00:23:29,110 --> 00:23:31,178
If something were to happen,

360
00:23:32,580 --> 00:23:34,782
is it worth risking
what we have?

361
00:23:36,250 --> 00:23:37,952
Say that we don't see her again

362
00:23:40,054 --> 00:23:46,761
and us, this...
We just stay exactly the same.

363
00:23:49,096 --> 00:23:50,631
Is that really what you want?

364
00:25:22,289 --> 00:25:23,724
It's almost 9:00.

365
00:25:25,359 --> 00:25:26,761
I didn't shave my pussy.

366
00:25:27,628 --> 00:25:29,330
Do you think I should
shave my pussy?

367
00:25:29,363 --> 00:25:31,999
Pussy's fine, your pussy's
great, your pussy is dynamite.

368
00:25:32,033 --> 00:25:34,769
I washed it,
I just didn't shave it.

369
00:25:36,103 --> 00:25:37,238
Not that anything's
gonna happen.

370
00:25:37,271 --> 00:25:41,175
I just wonder if I feel
more confident if... You know?

371
00:25:42,143 --> 00:25:43,644
Sure, if that's what you want.

372
00:25:45,746 --> 00:25:47,148
Well, should I or shouldn't I?

373
00:25:51,085 --> 00:25:52,920
It's whatever you want,
you know?

374
00:25:59,326 --> 00:26:00,995
You know, though, I have
been noticing in porn

375
00:26:01,028 --> 00:26:03,764
that the shaved look is
kind of goin' out of fashion.

376
00:26:03,798 --> 00:26:05,332
- You would know.
- Groomed for sure,

377
00:26:05,366 --> 00:26:07,902
but the middle-school look
is a little '90s.

378
00:26:09,837 --> 00:26:12,073
Nothing is gonna
happen anyways.

379
00:26:12,106 --> 00:26:13,841
I don't know why
I'm acting like this.

380
00:26:17,278 --> 00:26:20,781
You're right, okay?
We're gonna take it slow

381
00:26:20,815 --> 00:26:23,884
and we're just gonna
hang out. Okay?

382
00:26:27,221 --> 00:26:29,223
- You look really nice.
- Yeah?

383
00:26:29,256 --> 00:26:31,058
Hm. Very handsome.

384
00:26:31,092 --> 00:26:33,360
- You clean up good.
- Thank you, baby.

385
00:26:33,394 --> 00:26:35,162
Are you sure
that you're okay?

386
00:26:40,835 --> 00:26:41,836
Hey, guys.

387
00:26:44,305 --> 00:26:47,775
I think I'm gonna have to
take a lift home at this point.

388
00:26:47,808 --> 00:26:50,744
- What part of town are you in?
- Well, it's like mid-city.

389
00:26:50,778 --> 00:26:55,649
I sleep on a couch in a little
house I share with my brother.

390
00:26:55,683 --> 00:26:56,984
And you get along with him?

391
00:26:57,017 --> 00:27:00,754
It's more like there's just a
lot of personality for one space.

392
00:27:00,788 --> 00:27:02,790
And then, plus,
he has this rotating cast

393
00:27:02,823 --> 00:27:04,291
of boyfriends,
and ex-boyfriends,

394
00:27:04,325 --> 00:27:07,027
and some fuck buddies,
and just drama.

395
00:27:07,061 --> 00:27:10,664
- But at least, you're getting the full LA experience?
- I guess.

396
00:27:10,698 --> 00:27:13,300
I mean we've been together
for what? Six years now?

397
00:27:13,334 --> 00:27:15,769
- Six years.
- Right, just the two of us, you know?

398
00:27:15,803 --> 00:27:17,872
So we never got
that whole bohemian phase

399
00:27:17,905 --> 00:27:20,274
that everyone else
in this town seems to get.

400
00:27:20,307 --> 00:27:21,809
Well, it's overrated.

401
00:27:21,842 --> 00:27:24,845
I mean, most of them are just trust-fund
babies posing as starving artists

402
00:27:24,879 --> 00:27:27,915
and the rest of them are
actually starving.

403
00:27:27,948 --> 00:27:29,350
Which one are you?

404
00:27:29,383 --> 00:27:31,418
Now? Oh, now, I'm starving.

405
00:27:32,186 --> 00:27:33,220
And in Paris?

406
00:27:36,857 --> 00:27:38,993
You guys really wanna
hear about Paris?

407
00:27:39,026 --> 00:27:41,328
Uh, it's very cliche, just...

408
00:27:41,362 --> 00:27:43,864
Yeah, 'cause we meet so many French
models, we're really getting sick of it.

409
00:27:48,802 --> 00:27:50,137
Come on, tell us about it.

410
00:27:52,173 --> 00:27:55,943
A photographer that I knew
from New York,

411
00:27:55,976 --> 00:27:59,914
Lionel, was in Paris
shooting a series for Clinique,

412
00:27:59,947 --> 00:28:01,415
and he asked me to come
check it out,

413
00:28:01,448 --> 00:28:03,717
and I ended up doing some
test shoots for him,

414
00:28:03,751 --> 00:28:06,287
and they loved it,
so he started getting work all over town.

415
00:28:06,320 --> 00:28:07,321
Hm.

416
00:28:08,856 --> 00:28:09,857
And those first few months

417
00:28:09,890 --> 00:28:13,227
were the most romantic period
of my whole life.

418
00:28:13,260 --> 00:28:19,266
Just, like, the city, and the
attitude, the coke, the molly.

419
00:28:19,300 --> 00:28:21,402
See, I warned you this
would be a cliche.

420
00:28:22,604 --> 00:28:25,940
I know this sounds stupid,
because it is just modeling,

421
00:28:25,973 --> 00:28:30,244
but the work was really
gratifying and the drugs helped,

422
00:28:30,277 --> 00:28:34,381
but really it was the fact
that I was in love.

423
00:28:34,415 --> 00:28:37,451
You know, it gave me confidence like
I could try anything with Lionel.

424
00:28:44,091 --> 00:28:45,092
What happened?

425
00:28:46,827 --> 00:28:48,796
Well, I started getting
bigger offers

426
00:28:48,829 --> 00:28:51,498
from companies who wanted
to use their own photographers

427
00:28:51,533 --> 00:28:54,201
and Lionel was...

428
00:28:54,235 --> 00:28:57,905
He was extremely jealous,
and possessive,

429
00:28:57,938 --> 00:28:59,240
which made it
really hard to live with.

430
00:29:00,841 --> 00:29:02,510
And of course, every time
I left the house,

431
00:29:02,544 --> 00:29:05,145
he was convinced that I was
sleeping with the whole city, so...

432
00:29:08,583 --> 00:29:11,151
You know, when things
just start getting messy,

433
00:29:12,319 --> 00:29:14,188
it's like, um,

434
00:29:14,221 --> 00:29:16,857
fights, and the drugs,
I don't know...

435
00:29:17,925 --> 00:29:19,260
Blah, blah.

436
00:29:21,529 --> 00:29:25,533
And then one day, I came home after
doing a shoot with another photographer

437
00:29:26,601 --> 00:29:31,805
and I found him dead
in the bathroom.

438
00:29:31,839 --> 00:29:35,476
Punch line though is that after he
killed himself, my offers tripled.

439
00:29:35,510 --> 00:29:37,378
I mean it was just disgusting.

440
00:29:37,411 --> 00:29:40,881
So um, yeah,
just fucked off back to LA.

441
00:29:46,020 --> 00:29:48,389
I'm sorry, I didn't
mean to make you cry.

442
00:29:48,422 --> 00:29:51,258
Oh, no. I'm sorry we made you
talk about it.

443
00:29:51,292 --> 00:29:52,326
No, it's fine.

444
00:29:55,362 --> 00:29:57,998
That... that point in my life
I felt like

445
00:29:58,032 --> 00:30:02,537
I was being driven
by this really powerful thing.

446
00:30:03,605 --> 00:30:06,473
I just felt like
I was so filled up,

447
00:30:06,508 --> 00:30:08,175
I just felt like
I was bursting,

448
00:30:08,208 --> 00:30:11,011
and every instinct I had
was just so clean,

449
00:30:11,045 --> 00:30:13,047
and so clear, and, um...

450
00:30:15,550 --> 00:30:18,986
I think I'm just really scared that I
won't be able to get that feeling back.

451
00:30:37,971 --> 00:30:39,473
I'm sorry.

452
00:32:50,437 --> 00:32:53,106
Oh, you know what?
This is what it probably is.

453
00:32:53,140 --> 00:32:56,076
She works at a coffee shop, right?
Coffee shops open early.

454
00:32:57,344 --> 00:32:58,345
4:00 in the morning?

455
00:33:00,481 --> 00:33:01,482
I don't know.

456
00:33:04,586 --> 00:33:06,186
Do you think it's
something we did?

457
00:33:07,287 --> 00:33:10,057
Or she felt weird or...

458
00:33:11,659 --> 00:33:13,360
- we took advantage of her?
- No.

459
00:33:13,393 --> 00:33:15,429
- She was upset.
- No, look,

460
00:33:15,462 --> 00:33:17,397
it was a great time, right?
We all had a great time.

461
00:33:17,799 --> 00:33:20,133
Yeah... I guess.

462
00:33:21,836 --> 00:33:23,036
I think I did.

463
00:33:23,370 --> 00:33:24,371
You think?

464
00:33:24,839 --> 00:33:26,039
I don't know.

465
00:33:27,307 --> 00:33:28,676
I don't know.

466
00:33:28,710 --> 00:33:30,512
Well, from where
I was sitting,

467
00:33:30,545 --> 00:33:32,814
it looked like
you were having an exorcism,

468
00:33:32,847 --> 00:33:34,782
to be completely honest
with you.

469
00:33:34,816 --> 00:33:36,584
So why do I feel
like shit right now?

470
00:33:36,618 --> 00:33:39,721
Dopamine drop off,
hangover, Catholic upbringing.

471
00:33:39,754 --> 00:33:41,556
Do you think she just wanted
a one-night stand?

472
00:33:42,590 --> 00:33:45,660
What if we take this experience

473
00:33:45,693 --> 00:33:48,530
and now that we know that we're into
it, we can find other people.

474
00:33:49,296 --> 00:33:50,565
How?

475
00:33:50,598 --> 00:33:53,133
You know, things have changed
a lot since we started dating.

476
00:33:53,166 --> 00:33:55,335
- Kids today, they...
- "Kids today", you say that now?

477
00:33:55,369 --> 00:33:56,470
Yeah, kids today,

478
00:33:56,504 --> 00:33:58,573
they just...
they clickety-clack on their phones

479
00:33:58,606 --> 00:34:00,608
and boom, freaky sex town.

480
00:34:00,642 --> 00:34:02,677
It's honestly, it's like
ordering Papa John's.

481
00:34:27,535 --> 00:34:28,536
Hi, thank you.

482
00:34:32,707 --> 00:34:34,141
- Hey.
- Hey.

483
00:34:36,544 --> 00:34:38,846
Can I get you some coffee?

484
00:34:38,880 --> 00:34:42,550
No, I just wanted to, uh,
come by and say hi.

485
00:34:42,584 --> 00:34:44,284
And make sure
you were doin' okay.

486
00:34:44,318 --> 00:34:47,120
Yeah, that's sweet.
I'm doing good.

487
00:34:47,154 --> 00:34:48,388
- What about you guys?
- Good.

488
00:34:49,824 --> 00:34:52,259
You left before we could...

489
00:34:52,292 --> 00:34:54,762
Oh, hey, Drew! Give me a second,
I have to use the restroom.

490
00:34:56,798 --> 00:34:59,634
Look, I just wanted to say that we
had a really good time last night.

491
00:34:59,667 --> 00:35:01,168
Yeah, I... I did, too.

492
00:35:02,937 --> 00:35:05,305
And we really like
hangin' out with you.

493
00:35:05,339 --> 00:35:06,708
I really like you guys, too.

494
00:35:08,810 --> 00:35:12,880
Nena really likes you,
you know?

495
00:35:14,616 --> 00:35:17,518
I just don't wanna make things
complicated, you know?

496
00:35:17,552 --> 00:35:19,520
For you guys or for me.

497
00:35:19,554 --> 00:35:21,623
I get it. I get it.

498
00:35:21,656 --> 00:35:25,192
I mean, last night was amazing,
I mean, really amazing,

499
00:35:25,225 --> 00:35:27,528
but have you guys
actually thought this through?

500
00:35:27,562 --> 00:35:30,898
I mean, what would be the best
possible outcome if we were to...

501
00:35:31,933 --> 00:35:33,266
Oh, I don't know.

502
00:35:33,300 --> 00:35:35,369
Look, I could come up with

503
00:35:35,402 --> 00:35:37,872
a whole list of
end-game scenarios

504
00:35:37,905 --> 00:35:39,941
for how this is gonna play out,

505
00:35:39,974 --> 00:35:43,210
but I'm really tryin' hard
not to do that

506
00:35:43,243 --> 00:35:44,846
with stuff like this, you know?

507
00:35:46,814 --> 00:35:49,550
All I know is, I've never seen
her like this, ever, you know?

508
00:35:49,584 --> 00:35:52,754
And she would... She'd kill me
if she knew I was here, but...

509
00:35:52,787 --> 00:35:55,556
but I just wanna see her happy.

510
00:35:58,826 --> 00:35:59,894
What about you?

511
00:35:59,927 --> 00:36:01,596
I mean what'd make you happy?

512
00:36:10,004 --> 00:36:11,673
Do you wanna see us again?

513
00:36:14,942 --> 00:36:17,578
Yes, I want to see you again.

514
00:36:18,311 --> 00:36:19,479
Then, tell her so.

515
00:36:20,748 --> 00:36:23,283
God, I am wrecked.

516
00:36:23,316 --> 00:36:27,955
John and I, we were up until like 1:00 a.m.
last night, we were watching <i>The Office.</i>

517
00:36:27,989 --> 00:36:30,190
You know, that Michael Scott,
he gets me every time.

518
00:37:07,995 --> 00:37:09,229
Oh, sorry.

519
00:37:57,545 --> 00:37:58,913
I don't know.

520
00:38:47,628 --> 00:38:48,663
Uh...

521
00:38:56,737 --> 00:38:59,640
Is it weird that I'm starting
to feel bad for normal couples?

522
00:39:00,440 --> 00:39:02,409
Bad how?

523
00:39:02,442 --> 00:39:05,613
Like it's some default setting
they don't know to change

524
00:39:05,646 --> 00:39:08,649
or they secretly
want to, but won't.

525
00:39:10,751 --> 00:39:13,721
Or they cheat or divorce.

526
00:39:13,754 --> 00:39:16,657
Or they bottle it all up,
and let their animosity grow,

527
00:39:16,691 --> 00:39:18,593
and then one day,

528
00:39:18,626 --> 00:39:20,795
they come home,
and shove you in a potato sack...

529
00:39:22,997 --> 00:39:26,133
It's just unrealistic
to expect one person

530
00:39:26,167 --> 00:39:28,636
to fulfill all your needs
for the rest of your life.

531
00:39:29,136 --> 00:39:31,005
Yeah.

532
00:39:31,038 --> 00:39:32,907
You need at least
two people for that.

533
00:39:33,875 --> 00:39:35,910
Well, it's a start.
You know what I mean.

534
00:39:35,943 --> 00:39:39,547
I just think it's unrealistic
to ask anyone to fulfill you.

535
00:39:39,580 --> 00:39:41,949
I think everyone's responsible
for their own happiness.

536
00:39:44,218 --> 00:39:46,419
Those are the two
happiest people up here.

537
00:39:49,924 --> 00:39:51,993
You guys should
totally get a dog.

538
00:39:52,026 --> 00:39:54,494
Uh, we're not allowed
to have pets at the apartment.

539
00:39:54,528 --> 00:39:58,032
There is nothing in that relationship
that needs to be ironed out.

540
00:39:58,065 --> 00:39:59,867
There's no negotiation,
no fighting,

541
00:39:59,901 --> 00:40:03,771
they just... love each other.

542
00:40:03,804 --> 00:40:05,907
I wonder how their sex life is.

543
00:40:05,940 --> 00:40:07,575
I think we got them beat there.

544
00:40:17,752 --> 00:40:18,786
Hey.

545
00:40:21,188 --> 00:40:22,556
You're all perked up.

546
00:40:22,590 --> 00:40:24,759
Yeah, just hiked up Griffith.

547
00:40:25,593 --> 00:40:27,528
I ran up actually.

548
00:40:27,561 --> 00:40:28,829
With your married couple?

549
00:40:28,863 --> 00:40:29,897
Yep.

550
00:40:30,865 --> 00:40:31,966
Rent.

551
00:40:31,999 --> 00:40:33,200
I'm working on it.

552
00:40:34,101 --> 00:40:35,803
Move.

553
00:40:35,836 --> 00:40:37,238
You're working on it?

554
00:40:37,271 --> 00:40:39,140
You work like two shifts
a week at a cafe

555
00:40:39,173 --> 00:40:41,842
and then you spend the rest of your
time laying around my living room

556
00:40:41,876 --> 00:40:44,178
or doin' nature walks
with bored married couples.

557
00:40:44,211 --> 00:40:45,913
Why don't you just ask
mom and dad for the rest?

558
00:40:45,947 --> 00:40:48,215
I mean they pay for every
other fuckin' thing for you.

559
00:40:48,249 --> 00:40:50,217
They helped me out
with a couple of things

560
00:40:50,251 --> 00:40:52,253
as a favor for
letting you crash here.

561
00:40:52,286 --> 00:40:55,122
- Otherwise you'd just show up on their doorstep.
- Jesus.

562
00:40:55,156 --> 00:40:58,626
So like your couple, are they gonna
add you to their cellphone plan

563
00:40:58,659 --> 00:41:00,094
or I mean I don't know,
how does it work when you...

564
00:41:00,127 --> 00:41:02,596
when you tack yourself
onto someone's relationship.

565
00:41:04,665 --> 00:41:06,867
Look, I know that you and Ethan
are having a hard time right now,

566
00:41:06,901 --> 00:41:08,736
but you really don't need to take it out on me.

567
00:41:08,769 --> 00:41:10,938
I mean, I'm sorry
that I'm happy for once.

568
00:41:10,972 --> 00:41:14,008
And I'm happy for you
as long as you realize

569
00:41:14,041 --> 00:41:17,144
that this whole thing
you're doing is idiotic.

570
00:41:17,178 --> 00:41:18,946
Why are you being such a prick?

571
00:41:18,980 --> 00:41:20,147
I mean how's this
any of your business?

572
00:41:20,181 --> 00:41:21,716
- I'm just sayin'.
- You're saying what?

573
00:41:21,749 --> 00:41:23,985
I'm just saying
that they're using you

574
00:41:24,018 --> 00:41:25,485
to work through
their own problems.

575
00:41:25,519 --> 00:41:28,522
I can't tell you how many of my friends
are doing the same fuckin' shit.

576
00:41:28,556 --> 00:41:30,291
"Yeah, let's invite
three people,

577
00:41:30,324 --> 00:41:32,159
four people,
ten, whatever."

578
00:41:32,193 --> 00:41:34,061
It always ends in drama.

579
00:41:34,095 --> 00:41:35,663
Like you would know.

580
00:41:35,696 --> 00:41:37,765
I'm TNT, bitch, I know drama.

581
00:41:39,433 --> 00:41:42,103
Well, I hate to break it to you,
but we don't have any drama.

582
00:41:42,136 --> 00:41:43,404
Okay, yet.

583
00:41:43,437 --> 00:41:45,873
No, honestly, I mean they're
just like really fuckin' chill.

584
00:41:45,906 --> 00:41:46,974
They don't even
fight with each other.

585
00:41:47,008 --> 00:41:49,877
Okay, well...
Now I know they're full of shit.

586
00:41:53,948 --> 00:41:56,217
Oh, what? Come on,
you don't even wanna talk about it?

587
00:41:56,250 --> 00:41:57,818
I'm taking a shower.

588
00:41:57,852 --> 00:41:58,986
Rent.

589
00:42:02,156 --> 00:42:04,925
It's the Mediterranean one.
That's the one you like, right?

590
00:42:04,959 --> 00:42:06,961
Oh, great.

591
00:42:06,994 --> 00:42:08,596
It's hard to keep up
with you sometimes, you know,

592
00:42:08,629 --> 00:42:10,231
like, what you like,
what you don't like?

593
00:42:13,300 --> 00:42:14,835
It's fine, thanks.

594
00:42:20,641 --> 00:42:23,244
You guys are,
uh, popular?

595
00:42:23,277 --> 00:42:26,047
Yeah, it's Olivia,
she's having a roommate drama.

596
00:42:26,080 --> 00:42:29,150
Hm, I'll bet.
Can you imagine living with her?

597
00:42:37,124 --> 00:42:38,292
Okay, I'm sorry I have to.

598
00:42:38,325 --> 00:42:40,127
- Carrie.
- No, I have to.

599
00:42:40,161 --> 00:42:41,662
You don't have to.

600
00:42:41,695 --> 00:42:42,830
You have to what?

601
00:42:44,065 --> 00:42:45,766
I saw you the other day.

602
00:42:48,335 --> 00:42:49,804
You think you saw her.

603
00:42:49,837 --> 00:42:51,705
- I know, John.
- Saw me what?

604
00:42:54,642 --> 00:42:58,245
With Olivia, in the parking
lot, at Silverlight Coffee,

605
00:42:58,279 --> 00:43:01,082
K-I-S-S-I-N-G-ing.

606
00:43:04,785 --> 00:43:05,986
I'm sorry, Drew.

607
00:43:10,224 --> 00:43:12,259
No, um, I'm sorry.

608
00:43:13,661 --> 00:43:15,062
Look, you guys
are our friends.

609
00:43:15,096 --> 00:43:16,597
We should have
told you sooner.

610
00:43:17,164 --> 00:43:18,666
Told us what?

611
00:43:20,301 --> 00:43:21,802
We're dating.

612
00:43:26,373 --> 00:43:28,342
Like how?

613
00:43:28,375 --> 00:43:32,179
We're... um... we're seeing each
other, the three of us.

614
00:43:34,115 --> 00:43:36,117
You guys are fucking Olivia.

615
00:43:36,150 --> 00:43:37,184
John.

616
00:43:38,452 --> 00:43:40,254
Why?

617
00:43:40,287 --> 00:43:41,523
What do you mean?

618
00:43:41,556 --> 00:43:44,825
Well, you're married.
You're supposed to... You're not...

619
00:43:44,859 --> 00:43:47,228
Well, if you guys were having
problems, why didn't you come to us?

620
00:43:47,261 --> 00:43:48,896
We weren't, we aren't.

621
00:43:48,929 --> 00:43:52,233
And even if we were,
what makes you such an authority

622
00:43:52,266 --> 00:43:54,668
on healthy relationships
that we would come to you?

623
00:43:54,702 --> 00:43:58,205
Hey, I think what
we're like all tryin'

624
00:43:58,239 --> 00:44:03,010
to understand here
is who does what,

625
00:44:03,043 --> 00:44:06,380
who does what with who,
and what goes in...

626
00:44:06,413 --> 00:44:07,448
Okay, that's not
what we're asking.

627
00:44:07,481 --> 00:44:08,949
Look, we can talk about
it if you're curious.

628
00:44:08,983 --> 00:44:10,718
- I don't care.
- Well, I kind of do.

629
00:44:10,751 --> 00:44:13,087
I don't want to know.
I don't need to know.

630
00:44:13,120 --> 00:44:16,957
I... I'm just shocked and I...
I didn't think that you were like...

631
00:44:16,991 --> 00:44:19,260
- Like what?
- Like twisted.

632
00:44:19,293 --> 00:44:20,694
- Twisted?
- Mm.

633
00:44:20,728 --> 00:44:22,763
Okay, no, you're not twisted.

634
00:44:22,796 --> 00:44:24,798
At least, we don't have to
fight every time we wanna fuck.

635
00:44:24,832 --> 00:44:26,433
- Nena.
- No, that's why I don't wanna say anything.

636
00:44:26,467 --> 00:44:27,636
Who do you think you are?

637
00:44:27,668 --> 00:44:28,669
Well, we're getting
married, and it's scary,

638
00:44:28,702 --> 00:44:31,071
and we look up to you guys
as like an example,

639
00:44:31,105 --> 00:44:33,107
and then it turns out
you've just been like

640
00:44:33,140 --> 00:44:35,876
sleeping with someone this entire time.
I just feel betrayed.

641
00:44:40,214 --> 00:44:42,883
You know, um, I think
we're gonna take off.

642
00:44:42,917 --> 00:44:44,351
Our girlfriend is coming over

643
00:44:45,520 --> 00:44:47,221
and we're gonna order pad thai.

644
00:44:54,762 --> 00:44:56,063
Wait, guys.

645
00:44:57,798 --> 00:45:00,501
Guys, Nena, wait.

646
00:45:00,535 --> 00:45:03,237
We just don't wanna see you
guys throw away what you have.

647
00:45:04,506 --> 00:45:06,140
We've never been happier.

648
00:45:12,947 --> 00:45:14,148
Uh...

649
00:45:20,955 --> 00:45:22,223
I was gonna eat that.

650
00:45:52,219 --> 00:45:53,420
Can we come out yet?

651
00:45:53,454 --> 00:45:54,955
No!

652
00:45:54,989 --> 00:45:56,123
I have to pee.

653
00:45:56,156 --> 00:45:57,391
That's not true.

654
00:45:58,993 --> 00:46:01,262
It's kind of fun to be
kept waiting, isn't it?

655
00:46:01,295 --> 00:46:02,930
This is annoying as fuck.

656
00:46:11,472 --> 00:46:15,843
Are we...
doing the right thing?

657
00:46:15,876 --> 00:46:19,480
Do not let Carrie
get into your head.

658
00:46:19,514 --> 00:46:21,181
I don't give a shit
what she thinks.

659
00:46:22,449 --> 00:46:24,852
Who does she think
she is, seriously?

660
00:46:24,885 --> 00:46:26,588
Look, she's insecure,
that's all.

661
00:46:26,621 --> 00:46:28,822
Can you just hate her
with me for a second?

662
00:46:34,161 --> 00:46:35,963
Do you want me
to kill her?

663
00:46:38,065 --> 00:46:40,134
- Yes.
- How?

664
00:46:40,167 --> 00:46:41,468
I will do it for you.

665
00:46:48,208 --> 00:46:50,612
Yeah, she can't move in
with us.

666
00:46:50,645 --> 00:46:54,048
Okay, I didn't even know that
that was on the table, so...

667
00:46:54,081 --> 00:46:56,183
I mean she can crash here
a couple of nights,

668
00:46:56,216 --> 00:46:58,485
but I don't think we're ready
for more than that.

669
00:46:58,520 --> 00:46:59,820
Do you?

670
00:46:59,853 --> 00:47:05,225
I'm... not ready if you're not
ready, or it's whatever you want.

671
00:47:09,096 --> 00:47:10,264
Hm.

672
00:47:14,234 --> 00:47:15,302
Okay, kids.

673
00:47:20,174 --> 00:47:24,311
Oh, my God.
Look at this.

674
00:47:24,345 --> 00:47:26,380
I thought
I'd be romantic.

675
00:47:26,413 --> 00:47:28,415
Oh, my God,
look at all this stuff.

676
00:47:29,517 --> 00:47:31,553
- I love it.
- Good?

677
00:47:31,586 --> 00:47:33,253
Yeah, it looks great.

678
00:47:33,287 --> 00:47:36,490
- Yeah.
- You did all this?

679
00:47:36,524 --> 00:47:38,959
With my bare hands. Just for you.
You see that now.

680
00:47:40,628 --> 00:47:41,629
Perfect.

681
00:47:47,134 --> 00:47:48,135
Well...

682
00:47:49,436 --> 00:47:50,505
to you guys.

683
00:47:51,939 --> 00:47:54,208
Thank you for getting me
out of the house.

684
00:47:54,743 --> 00:47:56,043
No, fuck that.

685
00:47:57,411 --> 00:47:59,480
- To us.
- To us.

686
00:48:04,385 --> 00:48:05,419
Us.

687
00:48:18,365 --> 00:48:20,401
We should probably
invest in a third stool.

688
00:48:29,209 --> 00:48:30,512
Are you awake?

689
00:48:33,581 --> 00:48:34,982
Yeah.

690
00:48:41,321 --> 00:48:43,090
What will
you do for rent?

691
00:48:43,123 --> 00:48:45,058
Try to pick up more shifts?

692
00:48:45,092 --> 00:48:46,360
I don't know.

693
00:48:46,393 --> 00:48:49,997
My brother's just nuts
and he makes it very clear

694
00:48:50,030 --> 00:48:53,033
that it's his place
and not mine.

695
00:48:53,066 --> 00:48:54,569
I need to get the fuck
out of there,

696
00:48:54,602 --> 00:48:57,137
but it still doesn't solve
my rent problem,

697
00:48:57,171 --> 00:48:59,173
'cause, um...

698
00:48:59,206 --> 00:49:01,709
I'm thinking about
quitting the coffee shop.

699
00:49:03,745 --> 00:49:04,978
Hm.

700
00:49:06,447 --> 00:49:07,715
Because of Carrie?

701
00:49:09,383 --> 00:49:12,554
No, I... I don't
give a shit about that.

702
00:49:12,587 --> 00:49:17,391
It actually is something to do
with what you were saying.

703
00:49:17,424 --> 00:49:20,562
I should just be
doing something.

704
00:49:20,595 --> 00:49:24,632
So I've been thinking about
getting back into acting.

705
00:49:26,400 --> 00:49:27,769
Really?

706
00:49:29,269 --> 00:49:30,772
That's great.

707
00:49:30,805 --> 00:49:31,906
I just loved it, you know?

708
00:49:31,940 --> 00:49:35,743
I just had so much in me
that I just wanted to get out.

709
00:49:37,144 --> 00:49:38,245
And, uh...

710
00:49:39,179 --> 00:49:42,316
and then, for a while,
I just had nothing.

711
00:49:46,286 --> 00:49:48,255
But I still have that voice
in the back of my head

712
00:49:48,288 --> 00:49:50,290
that's just telling me,
"Just go for it."

713
00:49:53,393 --> 00:49:54,796
- Hm.
- I don't know.

714
00:49:54,829 --> 00:49:58,031
It's hard for me to trust it,
because of what happened last time.

715
00:50:02,637 --> 00:50:05,773
I'm never sure of anything.

716
00:50:07,241 --> 00:50:09,142
I'm still not sure about this.

717
00:50:10,745 --> 00:50:13,146
I wasn't even sure
when I married Drew.

718
00:50:17,217 --> 00:50:19,453
Maybe Carrie is right,
maybe I am twisted.

719
00:50:26,794 --> 00:50:30,464
You know, maybe it's not
about being sure or unsure.

720
00:50:32,466 --> 00:50:34,334
Maybe it's just
about being brave.

721
00:50:44,411 --> 00:50:47,047
You could stay with us
for a while if you wanted to.

722
00:50:50,885 --> 00:50:52,219
I want you to.

723
00:52:07,962 --> 00:52:09,262
Morning.

724
00:52:10,665 --> 00:52:12,834
Hey, I hope you're
okay with this.

725
00:52:12,867 --> 00:52:15,435
It was just driving me nuts
seeing you live out of bags.

726
00:52:16,871 --> 00:52:18,606
I just want you
to feel at home.

727
00:52:21,943 --> 00:52:23,477
I do.

728
00:52:32,419 --> 00:52:33,755
Shit.

729
00:52:33,788 --> 00:52:34,889
What?

730
00:52:34,922 --> 00:52:36,658
I just didn't get that short.

731
00:52:37,324 --> 00:52:39,326
The USC thing?

732
00:52:39,359 --> 00:52:42,462
I'm not even qualified enough to
be murdered in a student film.

733
00:52:42,496 --> 00:52:43,564
Oh, come on.

734
00:52:43,598 --> 00:52:46,199
But if I can't even book
something that doesn't pay,

735
00:52:46,233 --> 00:52:47,702
how am I ever gonna book
something that does?

736
00:52:47,735 --> 00:52:49,570
You'll crack it,
don't worry.

737
00:52:54,909 --> 00:52:57,912
I guess I just
feel like a mooch.

738
00:52:57,945 --> 00:53:00,414
Would you stop?
We really don't mind.

739
00:53:17,297 --> 00:53:19,299
So, I have to go
to work in a bit.

740
00:53:20,434 --> 00:53:21,703
What are you guys up to today?

741
00:53:27,709 --> 00:53:28,910
Cool, cool.

742
00:53:30,778 --> 00:53:31,813
Cool.

743
00:53:33,346 --> 00:53:34,916
All these roles
are just such garbage.

744
00:53:34,949 --> 00:53:37,719
Just like rape victims
seeking revenge

745
00:53:37,752 --> 00:53:41,622
or quirky love interest
for a whiny white guy.

746
00:53:41,656 --> 00:53:45,026
It's like manic pixie
dream girl shit.

747
00:53:45,059 --> 00:53:46,761
You know, I once did
web development

748
00:53:46,794 --> 00:53:50,464
for a trans porn site called
"manic pixie dick girls"?

749
00:53:51,833 --> 00:53:52,834
You know, sometimes
when we're hooking up,

750
00:53:52,867 --> 00:53:54,969
you start acting like
one of those porn guys?

751
00:53:57,672 --> 00:53:58,740
A porn guy?

752
00:53:58,773 --> 00:54:00,007
Mm-hm.

753
00:54:00,041 --> 00:54:01,441
There are certain things
that you say

754
00:54:01,475 --> 00:54:03,678
and there is a way
that your voice gets...

755
00:54:06,714 --> 00:54:08,783
It seems a bit affected,
I don't know.

756
00:54:08,816 --> 00:54:09,884
Affected?

757
00:54:10,250 --> 00:54:12,053
All right.

758
00:54:12,086 --> 00:54:15,022
- Okay.
- No, no, it's hot.

759
00:54:15,056 --> 00:54:17,424
Do not get me wrong.

760
00:54:17,457 --> 00:54:20,494
It's just sometimes
it seems like you're acting

761
00:54:20,528 --> 00:54:22,563
or like putting on
a performance.

762
00:54:22,597 --> 00:54:25,432
Well, in all fairness,
sex sort of is like a performance.

763
00:54:25,465 --> 00:54:27,334
I mean you're acting,
you're reacting.

764
00:54:27,769 --> 00:54:28,903
Improvising.

765
00:54:28,936 --> 00:54:30,905
Okay, but like
even going with that,

766
00:54:30,938 --> 00:54:34,542
any good performance
reveals some kind of truth.

767
00:54:34,575 --> 00:54:35,843
It's like with Nena, you know?

768
00:54:35,877 --> 00:54:38,546
How she feels like she has to
overthink every little thing.

769
00:54:39,847 --> 00:54:41,616
Until and unless
she's in the bedroom.

770
00:54:41,649 --> 00:54:43,017
Yes, exactly.

771
00:54:43,050 --> 00:54:44,085
And then a switch gets flipped,

772
00:54:44,118 --> 00:54:47,387
and she's this wild
pleasure-seeking adventurer

773
00:54:47,420 --> 00:54:48,556
that she really is.

774
00:54:49,657 --> 00:54:52,593
She just likes to be taken,
you know,

775
00:54:52,627 --> 00:54:54,427
and that's revealing.

776
00:54:56,130 --> 00:55:00,500
Do you know that sometimes
when we're having...

777
00:55:01,869 --> 00:55:03,403
When we're fucking.

778
00:55:03,436 --> 00:55:06,040
I, uh, act like I'm in control,

779
00:55:06,073 --> 00:55:08,009
because I know that that's
what she wants me to do.

780
00:55:08,042 --> 00:55:11,012
You know, and it's fun,
but I don't know,

781
00:55:11,045 --> 00:55:16,050
it's like... it's not something
that comes naturally to me.

782
00:55:17,018 --> 00:55:18,586
No, I... I get that.

783
00:55:18,619 --> 00:55:20,353
You know,
that's one of the reasons

784
00:55:20,387 --> 00:55:24,058
with you why it's so good,
because you know, you are...

785
00:55:25,560 --> 00:55:27,662
How do I put this...
More, um...

786
00:55:29,429 --> 00:55:30,932
Aggressive.

787
00:55:30,965 --> 00:55:32,867
Aggressive, you know?

788
00:55:32,900 --> 00:55:34,101
And she loves that.

789
00:55:34,135 --> 00:55:35,203
And I love that.

790
00:55:35,236 --> 00:55:37,772
I don't know, I think
this whole aggressive thing

791
00:55:37,805 --> 00:55:39,140
is actually new for me.

792
00:55:39,173 --> 00:55:41,976
At least, all those like
years of modeling and acting,

793
00:55:42,009 --> 00:55:44,444
just being told
what to do all the time,

794
00:55:44,477 --> 00:55:46,547
so I like being bossy
when I get the chance.

795
00:55:46,581 --> 00:55:47,815
- Really?
- Mm-hm.

796
00:55:51,752 --> 00:55:53,888
You know, it's funny
you should say that,

797
00:55:54,989 --> 00:55:58,626
because... there is this, uh...

798
00:55:59,794 --> 00:56:00,795
this thing...

799
00:56:01,929 --> 00:56:04,765
that I've wanted
to try for a while.

800
00:56:05,800 --> 00:56:06,834
Okay.

801
00:56:16,577 --> 00:56:17,879
Are you ready, boy?

802
00:56:17,912 --> 00:56:19,981
Yes, step on me, please.

803
00:56:21,649 --> 00:56:22,984
Did you just tell me
what to do?

804
00:56:23,885 --> 00:56:25,620
No, I was just asking.

805
00:56:25,653 --> 00:56:26,921
Shut the fuck up.

806
00:56:28,122 --> 00:56:29,624
Open your mouth.

807
00:56:29,657 --> 00:56:30,725
Which one?

808
00:56:31,726 --> 00:56:32,894
What?

809
00:56:32,927 --> 00:56:34,695
You want me to shut up or
you want me to open my mouth.

810
00:56:36,697 --> 00:56:37,765
Ow!

811
00:56:37,798 --> 00:56:39,734
I'm so sorry, are you okay?

812
00:56:39,767 --> 00:56:42,570
No, I'm good.
I'm okay. I'm...

813
00:56:42,603 --> 00:56:43,905
No, you're not.

814
00:56:47,909 --> 00:56:49,944
You're in a lot of trouble,
do you understand me?

815
00:56:49,977 --> 00:56:51,112
Mm-hm.

816
00:57:07,494 --> 00:57:08,963
- Hey, baby.
- Hi.

817
00:57:09,997 --> 00:57:11,165
Right where I left you.

818
00:57:11,198 --> 00:57:12,566
More or less.

819
00:57:41,963 --> 00:57:43,164
Hey!

820
00:57:45,166 --> 00:57:46,734
What happened here?

821
00:57:46,767 --> 00:57:48,669
Oh, you know, just...

822
00:57:50,237 --> 00:57:51,539
So how was your day?

823
00:57:53,007 --> 00:57:54,041
All right.

824
00:57:59,046 --> 00:58:00,781
What's wrong?

825
00:58:00,815 --> 00:58:01,949
Nothing.

826
00:58:13,094 --> 00:58:15,262
So are you mad or...

827
00:58:15,296 --> 00:58:16,530
I'm not mad.

828
00:58:16,564 --> 00:58:18,799
I shouldn't even be surprised.

829
00:58:18,833 --> 00:58:22,703
I'm at work all day and yeah,
what else would you guys do?

830
00:58:22,737 --> 00:58:24,572
We haven't even talked about
whether we can

831
00:58:24,605 --> 00:58:26,941
sleep with each other
if we're not all here.

832
00:58:26,974 --> 00:58:28,876
I assumed you guys
already had.

833
00:58:28,909 --> 00:58:31,178
Yeah, well, we haven't.

834
00:58:31,212 --> 00:58:35,016
Well, I thought to text you
and ask you if it was okay,

835
00:58:35,049 --> 00:58:37,318
but then I thought
that would be weird, so...

836
00:58:37,351 --> 00:58:38,886
I honestly thought you
guys had talked about this.

837
00:58:38,919 --> 00:58:40,321
I thought we were all
on the same page.

838
00:58:40,354 --> 00:58:41,922
I guess we're not.

839
00:58:44,258 --> 00:58:46,060
I have a question.

840
00:58:47,661 --> 00:58:50,731
Since we've been
seeing each other,

841
00:58:50,765 --> 00:58:54,135
have you guys been sleeping
with anyone else?

842
00:58:55,669 --> 00:58:56,771
I haven't.

843
00:58:57,905 --> 00:58:59,040
No, of course not.

844
00:59:00,241 --> 00:59:01,876
But if I wanted to...

845
00:59:05,346 --> 00:59:06,480
Do you want to?

846
00:59:06,515 --> 00:59:08,749
No, there's...
I mean there's no one in particular,

847
00:59:08,783 --> 00:59:11,852
but if you think about it,
it's not really equal.

848
00:59:12,787 --> 00:59:14,722
How?

849
00:59:14,755 --> 00:59:16,857
So we're all in
this relationship,

850
00:59:16,891 --> 00:59:19,693
but you two are still
in your own relationship.

851
00:59:20,361 --> 00:59:22,763
Like if I wasn't here,

852
00:59:22,797 --> 00:59:24,331
would you two
still sleep together?

853
00:59:26,901 --> 00:59:29,236
Well... yeah.

854
00:59:31,872 --> 00:59:33,040
Not that we have.

855
00:59:35,376 --> 00:59:37,044
What is that supposed to mean?

856
00:59:38,345 --> 00:59:40,347
We just haven't in a while.

857
00:59:42,416 --> 00:59:44,718
I'm working all day.

858
00:59:44,752 --> 00:59:46,654
You guys get to hang out,
and go to brunch,

859
00:59:46,687 --> 00:59:50,024
and do weird sex shit,
and I'm stuck at work. That's not fair.

860
00:59:50,057 --> 00:59:53,227
Okay, so when it's somethin' I wanna
do, suddenly it's weird.

861
00:59:53,260 --> 00:59:55,729
It is weird.
I'm sorry, Drew, it is fucking weird.

862
00:59:55,763 --> 00:59:56,697
That is so unfair.

863
00:59:56,730 --> 00:59:58,365
Do you not understand
how unfair that is?

864
00:59:58,399 --> 01:00:00,201
Look, if you guys need to talk,
I can just step out.

865
01:00:00,234 --> 01:00:03,003
Yeah, but that's...
No, because that's unfair, too,

866
01:00:03,037 --> 01:00:07,007
because we all agreed to this,
you live here now,

867
01:00:07,041 --> 01:00:09,243
you're a part of this,
and you shouldn't have to leave.

868
01:00:09,276 --> 01:00:12,346
But maybe me staying
with you guys, it's just...

869
01:00:12,379 --> 01:00:14,715
Maybe you're not ready
for that, you know?

870
01:00:14,748 --> 01:00:15,983
Maybe this is just a mistake.

871
01:00:16,016 --> 01:00:21,288
No, I want you here,
just the idea of you two without me...

872
01:00:21,322 --> 01:00:25,092
You two were the ones that wanted this
whole free-flowing California shit.

873
01:00:25,126 --> 01:00:26,360
I do want it to be free,

874
01:00:26,393 --> 01:00:28,195
I don't wanna hold
either of you back,

875
01:00:28,229 --> 01:00:29,930
but we are married.

876
01:00:29,964 --> 01:00:32,967
There are some things
that are just ours

877
01:00:33,000 --> 01:00:35,302
and we should respect that.

878
01:00:36,137 --> 01:00:37,972
Okay, like what?

879
01:00:40,374 --> 01:00:41,408
Like...

880
01:00:43,010 --> 01:00:45,346
I don't want the two of you
together without me.

881
01:00:45,379 --> 01:00:47,815
I'm sorry, I just don't.

882
01:00:49,350 --> 01:00:50,451
Okay.

883
01:00:50,484 --> 01:00:52,753
And I know
that's not equal

884
01:00:52,786 --> 01:00:54,155
and it puts you
in a weird position,

885
01:00:54,188 --> 01:00:57,024
so if you wanna sleep
with other people, then...

886
01:00:58,459 --> 01:01:00,794
I guess... you know.

887
01:01:04,431 --> 01:01:06,066
Yeah, all right.

888
01:01:06,100 --> 01:01:07,268
Yeah, I got you.

889
01:01:20,481 --> 01:01:22,216
Where are you going?

890
01:01:22,249 --> 01:01:23,784
Just going out
for a bit.

891
01:01:25,085 --> 01:01:26,787
But where, though?

892
01:01:26,820 --> 01:01:29,924
I don't know,
I'm just going out. Out.

893
01:01:30,291 --> 01:01:31,358
Out.

894
01:01:45,839 --> 01:01:48,008
If you're asking me to move back
in, the answer's "no".

895
01:01:48,042 --> 01:01:49,143
I'm not.

896
01:01:50,911 --> 01:01:52,046
Like I'm sorry
things aren't working out

897
01:01:52,079 --> 01:01:54,481
with your married couple,
but you know, I need my space.

898
01:01:54,516 --> 01:01:56,016
I'm not, it's fine.

899
01:01:59,453 --> 01:02:02,790
Ethan and I are...
are talking again.

900
01:02:02,823 --> 01:02:05,527
That's great.
Feeling very optimistic for you both.

901
01:02:05,560 --> 01:02:06,827
Thank you. Yeah.

902
01:02:06,860 --> 01:02:08,028
You know,
if he stops being an idiot,

903
01:02:08,062 --> 01:02:10,030
it might actually
work out this time.

904
01:02:10,064 --> 01:02:11,999
Why is he an idiot, again?

905
01:02:12,032 --> 01:02:14,969
Oh, he just like won't admit
that he needs me, you know?

906
01:02:15,002 --> 01:02:18,239
Fucked up as I am,
I'm what he wants.

907
01:02:18,272 --> 01:02:20,908
Why's that? You're just hot shit.

908
01:02:20,941 --> 01:02:22,443
Oh, fuck off.

909
01:02:22,476 --> 01:02:24,311
- Do you wanna know why though, honestly?
- Mm-hm.

910
01:02:24,345 --> 01:02:25,813
Because I...
I learned it from you.

911
01:02:27,314 --> 01:02:30,818
You get them all riled up,
you get them on the hook,

912
01:02:30,851 --> 01:02:32,820
and then you push 'em away.

913
01:02:35,022 --> 01:02:36,457
What do you mean?

914
01:02:36,490 --> 01:02:37,958
Well, like I didn't
speak to him for like...

915
01:02:37,992 --> 01:02:38,993
like a month
or whatever, right?

916
01:02:39,026 --> 01:02:41,362
That made him realize
how badly he needed me.

917
01:02:41,395 --> 01:02:43,297
- Yeah, but...
- Like, I'm a mess.

918
01:02:43,330 --> 01:02:45,266
Look at me, you know?
And he wants me.

919
01:02:45,299 --> 01:02:46,900
He's desperate
to get back with me.

920
01:02:46,934 --> 01:02:49,903
And I don't even think he cares if I
fuck around on him or whatever, you know?

921
01:02:49,937 --> 01:02:51,939
He's always just gonna
keep coming back to me.

922
01:02:54,542 --> 01:02:56,010
I don't do that, though.

923
01:02:57,344 --> 01:02:58,846
Yeah, you do.

924
01:02:58,879 --> 01:03:00,515
You've been doing that
since middle school.

925
01:03:00,548 --> 01:03:02,584
You find someone,
pull 'em in, to the point

926
01:03:02,617 --> 01:03:05,119
that they're like
obsessed with you,

927
01:03:05,152 --> 01:03:07,187
and then you just pull away.

928
01:03:10,224 --> 01:03:12,092
- That's bullshit.
- You want another beer?

929
01:03:29,544 --> 01:03:31,178
She's been gone a while.

930
01:03:38,352 --> 01:03:40,054
Say something.

931
01:03:42,323 --> 01:03:43,490
Like what?

932
01:03:46,661 --> 01:03:47,961
Something.

933
01:03:49,897 --> 01:03:51,231
Give me something.

934
01:03:55,202 --> 01:03:57,304
I am not going
to fight with you.

935
01:03:58,906 --> 01:04:00,908
I'm not asking for a fight.

936
01:04:03,911 --> 01:04:05,846
Obviously, you need
somebody to fight with,

937
01:04:06,980 --> 01:04:08,449
and it's not going to be me.

938
01:04:12,486 --> 01:04:15,255
You know, not saying anything
can be just as aggressive

939
01:04:15,289 --> 01:04:16,990
as pissing in someone's face?

940
01:04:18,926 --> 01:04:20,160
You know that, right?

941
01:04:27,669 --> 01:04:29,236
But you like this, don't you?

942
01:04:31,506 --> 01:04:33,073
Being treated like shit?

943
01:04:35,376 --> 01:04:36,944
This is what you want, right?

944
01:04:38,713 --> 01:04:39,980
To be walked all over...

945
01:04:40,013 --> 01:04:41,048
Nena.

946
01:04:42,282 --> 01:04:44,952
Fuck me.
Who am I to say "no", you know.

947
01:04:44,985 --> 01:04:47,154
Fuck me for loving you
too much, for...

948
01:04:47,187 --> 01:04:49,123
for not wanting
to see you that way,

949
01:04:49,156 --> 01:04:51,425
for not wanting to...
to degrade you.

950
01:04:51,458 --> 01:04:52,560
- Oh, please.
- What did she do?

951
01:04:52,594 --> 01:04:55,229
What? Did she step on you?
Did she call you names?

952
01:04:56,363 --> 01:04:57,931
Did she call you a "bitch"?

953
01:04:59,032 --> 01:05:00,568
Yes.

954
01:05:00,602 --> 01:05:04,104
And... and that's fun for you, to be
treated like dirt, to be treated like shit?

955
01:05:04,138 --> 01:05:06,708
Actually, it was fun.
It was really fun.

956
01:05:06,741 --> 01:05:09,577
It was fuckin' amazing,
if you really wanna know.

957
01:05:09,611 --> 01:05:11,579
Well... well, fuck it,
I can do that,

958
01:05:11,613 --> 01:05:13,280
- if that's what you want.
- No.

959
01:05:13,313 --> 01:05:14,649
No, no, no, I...
I can do that.

960
01:05:14,682 --> 01:05:15,717
I can treat you like shit.

961
01:05:15,750 --> 01:05:17,384
I don't want you to.

962
01:05:19,153 --> 01:05:21,388
Why... why her and not me?

963
01:05:24,158 --> 01:05:25,259
Why?

964
01:05:27,494 --> 01:05:31,265
Because Olivia doesn't
actually see me that way.

965
01:05:42,710 --> 01:05:43,944
All right.

966
01:06:41,636 --> 01:06:42,670
Hey.

967
01:06:44,304 --> 01:06:45,405
Hey.

968
01:06:49,109 --> 01:06:50,210
Where have you been?

969
01:06:51,211 --> 01:06:52,647
I have been out.

970
01:06:56,149 --> 01:06:57,351
Did you have fun?

971
01:06:58,385 --> 01:06:59,521
What?

972
01:07:01,823 --> 01:07:03,625
With whoever you were out with,
what'd you guys do?

973
01:07:03,658 --> 01:07:05,058
What are you doing?

974
01:07:08,563 --> 01:07:10,665
I'm not doing anything.
What are you doing?

975
01:07:12,199 --> 01:07:14,334
I'm going to drink
some water and go to bed.

976
01:07:16,403 --> 01:07:17,505
Fine.

977
01:07:20,107 --> 01:07:21,208
But it was fun, though?

978
01:07:21,241 --> 01:07:24,579
What was... What fun?
Have you seen my water bottle?

979
01:07:24,612 --> 01:07:26,681
The friend you saw,
who I don't know.

980
01:07:28,348 --> 01:07:29,784
Is it a him or her?

981
01:07:34,522 --> 01:07:37,090
Did you fuck them, him or her?

982
01:07:39,594 --> 01:07:41,094
That's a rude question.

983
01:07:44,431 --> 01:07:47,401
It's fine, if you did. I just...
I have the right to know.

984
01:07:47,434 --> 01:07:48,468
Do you?

985
01:07:50,638 --> 01:07:53,675
Yes, actually I do.
We're dating, you're living here.

986
01:07:53,708 --> 01:07:55,543
Yeah, under your roof, yeah.

987
01:07:55,577 --> 01:07:57,411
No, I hear you
loud and fucking clear.

988
01:07:57,444 --> 01:07:59,446
Where... where is
my water bottle?

989
01:07:59,479 --> 01:08:01,348
Why do you keep moving
all of my shit?

990
01:08:12,326 --> 01:08:15,095
It's in the cabinet
across from the refrigerator.

991
01:08:17,431 --> 01:08:18,566
Where?

992
01:08:20,535 --> 01:08:22,302
Behind the plastic cups.

993
01:08:25,305 --> 01:08:27,207
Well, it's not
fuckin' here, so...

994
01:08:33,280 --> 01:08:34,816
Just tell me,
did you do it or not?

995
01:08:37,885 --> 01:08:39,721
Well, if I did,
that would be all right

996
01:08:39,754 --> 01:08:41,789
according to your
little flow chart, right?

997
01:08:43,591 --> 01:08:46,193
My flowchart?

998
01:08:46,226 --> 01:08:50,430
Well, you get to fuck Drew,
I get to fuck you guys together,

999
01:08:50,464 --> 01:08:51,699
then I get to fuck
whoever I want.

1000
01:08:51,733 --> 01:08:54,301
I mean that was the deal,
right, fair and equal?

1001
01:08:55,903 --> 01:08:58,506
I meant that abstractly.

1002
01:08:58,539 --> 01:09:00,273
I'm not yours
and you're not mine,

1003
01:09:00,307 --> 01:09:01,441
you made that very clear.

1004
01:09:04,378 --> 01:09:05,580
That's not what I said.

1005
01:09:09,216 --> 01:09:10,384
It doesn't matter.

1006
01:09:15,255 --> 01:09:16,958
You did it, didn't you?

1007
01:09:16,991 --> 01:09:18,893
- You did it. Who with even?
- Nena.

1008
01:09:18,926 --> 01:09:20,528
Just tell me,
did you do it or not?

1009
01:09:22,964 --> 01:09:25,365
Why are you just
so fuckin' insecure?

1010
01:09:25,399 --> 01:09:27,535
- I'm insecure?
- Yes.

1011
01:09:27,568 --> 01:09:30,772
That's why you have to manage
and control everyone around you.

1012
01:09:30,805 --> 01:09:32,674
- It's because you're terrified.
- I'm terrified?

1013
01:09:32,707 --> 01:09:33,775
Yes.

1014
01:09:35,843 --> 01:09:38,345
At least, I'm not the one
who's so afraid of getting hurt

1015
01:09:38,378 --> 01:09:40,414
that I go after someone
who's already married.

1016
01:09:40,982 --> 01:09:42,182
What?

1017
01:09:42,215 --> 01:09:45,352
Makes sense why you'd want me,
so you can only go so deep,

1018
01:09:45,385 --> 01:09:47,320
so you only have to love
and be loved so much,

1019
01:09:47,354 --> 01:09:49,657
so... so you always have
just one foot on the shore.

1020
01:09:49,691 --> 01:09:50,958
Is this the shit that goes
through your head?

1021
01:09:50,992 --> 01:09:52,492
And because I already
have someone,

1022
01:09:52,527 --> 01:09:54,562
you can just leave
whenever you want guilt-free,

1023
01:09:54,595 --> 01:09:57,297
and you don't have to
commit to anyone or anything.

1024
01:09:57,330 --> 01:10:00,333
Okay, I'm not the one with
the weird commitment issues.

1025
01:10:00,367 --> 01:10:01,536
You telling me shit like

1026
01:10:01,569 --> 01:10:04,337
you don't know if marrying Drew
was the right decision?

1027
01:10:04,371 --> 01:10:05,640
How am I supposed to take that?

1028
01:10:05,673 --> 01:10:07,008
You know, that's not what I meant.

1029
01:10:07,041 --> 01:10:10,545
I was saying despite how uncertain I
am, I still move forward.

1030
01:10:10,578 --> 01:10:14,347
You do that because
the alternatives terrify you.

1031
01:10:14,381 --> 01:10:16,617
You were terrified
of being alone

1032
01:10:16,651 --> 01:10:17,952
and that's why
you married Drew

1033
01:10:17,985 --> 01:10:19,754
but you still feel alone
when you're with him,

1034
01:10:19,787 --> 01:10:21,689
and that's why you wanted
me here to begin with.

1035
01:10:21,723 --> 01:10:22,824
That is not true.

1036
01:10:22,857 --> 01:10:24,959
You know, at least,
I'm not afraid of getting hurt.

1037
01:10:24,992 --> 01:10:26,627
You know, it's good to hurt.

1038
01:10:26,661 --> 01:10:29,864
It's good to have
something to hurt about.

1039
01:10:29,897 --> 01:10:32,033
And you need to be brave
in order to hurt.

1040
01:10:32,066 --> 01:10:33,835
You don't know my hurt.

1041
01:10:33,868 --> 01:10:36,571
You don't know what
it's like to take a step

1042
01:10:36,604 --> 01:10:40,407
and then suddenly the ground just
crumbles beneath you for no reason.

1043
01:10:40,440 --> 01:10:42,510
You don't know
how terrifying it is

1044
01:10:42,543 --> 01:10:44,277
to walk through life like that

1045
01:10:44,311 --> 01:10:47,414
so you don't get to talk
to me about being brave.

1046
01:10:53,087 --> 01:10:54,354
I can't do this.

1047
01:11:02,864 --> 01:11:04,532
What are you doing?

1048
01:11:04,565 --> 01:11:06,000
You know what I'm doing.

1049
01:11:54,414 --> 01:11:55,516
I'm sorry.

1050
01:13:05,720 --> 01:13:06,754
Hey.

1051
01:14:43,884 --> 01:14:44,919
Hey!

1052
01:14:46,053 --> 01:14:48,289
Oh, hey.

1053
01:14:48,322 --> 01:14:50,224
We haven't seen you
in like forever!

1054
01:14:50,257 --> 01:14:53,294
Yeah, I know.
I've just been, um...

1055
01:14:53,327 --> 01:14:55,196
Yeah, we heard. I'm sorry.

1056
01:14:56,263 --> 01:14:57,732
Heard what?

1057
01:14:57,765 --> 01:14:59,667
Oh, well, Olivia came
back to the cafe

1058
01:14:59,700 --> 01:15:01,068
and she told me what happened.

1059
01:15:02,670 --> 01:15:03,637
Oh.

1060
01:15:03,671 --> 01:15:06,240
And uh, she's uh,
coming to the wedding, too,

1061
01:15:06,273 --> 01:15:08,743
just FYI, if that's cool.

1062
01:15:11,012 --> 01:15:12,747
Okay.

1063
01:15:12,780 --> 01:15:14,048
Sorry, when is that, again?

1064
01:15:15,249 --> 01:15:17,752
Uh, this weekend.

1065
01:15:17,785 --> 01:15:20,588
Oh, shit.
Sorry, you guys.

1066
01:15:20,621 --> 01:15:22,089
I mean you are coming, right,

1067
01:15:22,123 --> 01:15:24,191
'cause I know you didn't
send back the RSVP

1068
01:15:24,225 --> 01:15:26,627
but you have to come.

1069
01:15:26,660 --> 01:15:28,229
Of course, I'll...
I'll be there.

1070
01:15:28,929 --> 01:15:30,898
- Cool.
- Um, oh!

1071
01:15:30,931 --> 01:15:32,833
Do you wanna tell her
about the thing?

1072
01:15:32,867 --> 01:15:34,101
Tell her about what thing?

1073
01:15:34,135 --> 01:15:36,904
- Yeah, what thing?
- The thing!

1074
01:15:36,937 --> 01:15:41,142
Oh, um, my boss
hooked me up with some molly

1075
01:15:41,175 --> 01:15:43,711
and it's supposed
to be pretty good.

1076
01:15:43,744 --> 01:15:47,114
Mm-hm, we're gonna do it
like a pre-wedding celebration

1077
01:15:47,148 --> 01:15:48,682
and you guys should come over.

1078
01:15:52,386 --> 01:15:53,821
I'll ask Drew.

1079
01:16:04,198 --> 01:16:05,299
Drew?

1080
01:16:08,669 --> 01:16:11,338
Can you come out and talk to me
like a grown-up, please?

1081
01:16:13,808 --> 01:16:14,809
No.

1082
01:16:33,994 --> 01:16:35,329
How much longer with this?

1083
01:16:36,263 --> 01:16:37,364
I don't know.

1084
01:16:38,132 --> 01:16:39,300
I like it in here.

1085
01:16:41,335 --> 01:16:43,804
It's in the middle
of the living room.

1086
01:16:45,406 --> 01:16:46,607
Is it?

1087
01:16:59,220 --> 01:17:00,988
John and Carrie
wanna hang out tonight.

1088
01:17:01,021 --> 01:17:03,090
- You wanna go?
- No.

1089
01:17:04,892 --> 01:17:07,094
They say they have molly,
it could be fun.

1090
01:17:08,062 --> 01:17:09,630
Take our minds off all this.

1091
01:17:11,031 --> 01:17:12,633
It's a really terrible idea.

1092
01:17:15,102 --> 01:17:17,338
Can we at least
try to go back to normal?

1093
01:17:18,772 --> 01:17:21,041
This whole thing
has me so confused

1094
01:17:21,075 --> 01:17:23,878
and I just want to go back
to where we were.

1095
01:17:36,790 --> 01:17:39,093
Do you know what
the definition of insanity is?

1096
01:17:40,861 --> 01:17:43,364
Setting up a tent in
the middle of the living room?

1097
01:17:47,368 --> 01:17:48,769
We can't go back...

1098
01:17:49,470 --> 01:17:51,372
and we can't go forward,

1099
01:17:51,405 --> 01:17:55,943
because you don't know
where you wanna go.

1100
01:17:56,810 --> 01:17:59,246
Because I don't know?

1101
01:17:59,280 --> 01:18:01,215
Because it's always
on me, always.

1102
01:18:01,248 --> 01:18:05,319
Because you're a control freak
and that's fine with me.

1103
01:18:05,352 --> 01:18:07,354
I love that. I just wish
that being in control

1104
01:18:07,388 --> 01:18:09,924
made you happier, you know?

1105
01:18:09,957 --> 01:18:13,861
I want you to be happy.
Your happiness is my happiness

1106
01:18:13,894 --> 01:18:16,997
and I haven't
been happy lately.

1107
01:18:17,031 --> 01:18:18,232
it's before Olivia,

1108
01:18:18,265 --> 01:18:20,201
before we were married even.

1109
01:18:20,234 --> 01:18:21,869
So that's on me too, right?

1110
01:18:21,902 --> 01:18:23,137
I'm making you unhappy.

1111
01:18:23,170 --> 01:18:25,940
I fucking live to serve you.

1112
01:18:27,374 --> 01:18:29,743
I do, and I would
worship at your feet

1113
01:18:29,777 --> 01:18:31,412
if you, you know,
would let me.

1114
01:18:31,445 --> 01:18:33,214
- Drew, stop.
- No, this is...

1115
01:18:33,247 --> 01:18:35,849
Listen, this is who I am.

1116
01:18:36,483 --> 01:18:37,851
This is who the fuck I am.

1117
01:18:37,885 --> 01:18:40,454
I like being told what to do,

1118
01:18:40,487 --> 01:18:44,024
and I like being
a support beam,

1119
01:18:44,058 --> 01:18:48,362
and I just wanted you
to be comfortable with that.

1120
01:18:50,464 --> 01:18:52,366
You know? And I know...

1121
01:18:53,434 --> 01:18:56,303
Look, I know you don't love me

1122
01:18:56,337 --> 01:18:58,540
- as much as I love you.
- Drew.

1123
01:18:58,573 --> 01:19:00,774
And I guess a part of me
always knew

1124
01:19:00,808 --> 01:19:04,311
that you didn't really
wanna marry me,

1125
01:19:04,345 --> 01:19:05,446
but I figured...

1126
01:19:06,914 --> 01:19:09,517
like, in time you would,
you know,

1127
01:19:09,551 --> 01:19:12,286
be as committed to me
as I am to you.

1128
01:19:12,319 --> 01:19:14,989
Or at least be comfortable
with who we are.

1129
01:19:15,022 --> 01:19:16,290
I am comfortable.

1130
01:19:16,323 --> 01:19:18,526
You are the only person
I'm comfortable with.

1131
01:19:18,560 --> 01:19:20,261
You take me for granted...

1132
01:19:21,395 --> 01:19:23,163
and that's not the same thing.

1133
01:19:25,499 --> 01:19:27,334
I let you have control,

1134
01:19:28,135 --> 01:19:30,437
because I trust you,

1135
01:19:30,471 --> 01:19:33,541
but Nena, you are flyin' us
into a fuckin' mountain.

1136
01:19:39,847 --> 01:19:41,081
You're leaving, aren't you?

1137
01:19:45,886 --> 01:19:48,355
I think maybe you need
to be alone right now.

1138
01:19:48,389 --> 01:19:49,923
This is such horseshit.

1139
01:19:49,957 --> 01:19:52,393
- Do not tell me what I need!
- Fine.

1140
01:19:52,426 --> 01:19:54,928
- You wanna leave, say it.
- I don't want any of this.

1141
01:19:54,962 --> 01:19:56,463
Say it, just fuckin' say it.

1142
01:19:56,497 --> 01:19:58,899
You're not bein' a very good
friend to yourself right now.

1143
01:19:58,932 --> 01:20:00,000
You're right.

1144
01:20:00,034 --> 01:20:02,836
I am not being
a good friend to myself.

1145
01:20:02,870 --> 01:20:04,572
I have one friend left
and he is leaving

1146
01:20:04,606 --> 01:20:06,840
but he won't fucking admit it.

1147
01:20:14,448 --> 01:20:15,816
I'm leaving.

1148
01:22:08,362 --> 01:22:09,664
Hey, I'm Drew.

1149
01:22:12,600 --> 01:22:14,669
- Ethan. Hey.
- Nice to meet you.

1150
01:22:14,702 --> 01:22:16,236
Nice to meet you.

1151
01:22:16,270 --> 01:22:19,206
And this is my brother Benny,
he's really nice.

1152
01:22:31,018 --> 01:22:32,252
I get it, I guess.

1153
01:22:40,728 --> 01:22:42,062
Welcome home.

1154
01:22:55,476 --> 01:22:56,644
Mm.

1155
01:23:20,067 --> 01:23:22,302
I don't know what the fuck
I was thinking.

1156
01:23:23,705 --> 01:23:26,240
Hey. Hey, Nena Bonena.

1157
01:23:26,273 --> 01:23:29,343
Coffina. Fee-fi-fo finna-bina.

1158
01:23:29,376 --> 01:23:31,278
Neen, chickadee, chickadee,

1159
01:23:31,311 --> 01:23:33,347
you don't have nothing
to worry about, okay?

1160
01:23:33,380 --> 01:23:35,115
Okay, girlfriend,
I just want you to know

1161
01:23:35,148 --> 01:23:36,551
that you are perfect
and wonderful,

1162
01:23:36,584 --> 01:23:38,385
and you are so sweet,
and you're special.

1163
01:23:38,418 --> 01:23:40,622
You're my special Barbie doll,
and you should be proud

1164
01:23:40,655 --> 01:23:42,189
and I'm...
'cause I'm proud of you,

1165
01:23:42,222 --> 01:23:45,259
and I love you... so much.

1166
01:23:45,292 --> 01:23:47,327
I'm really glad
you guys ran into me.

1167
01:23:47,361 --> 01:23:49,062
I missed you so much.

1168
01:23:49,396 --> 01:23:50,832
Of course.

1169
01:23:50,865 --> 01:23:53,300
You know, Nena,
I feel really bad

1170
01:23:53,333 --> 01:23:55,202
about what happened last time.

1171
01:23:55,235 --> 01:23:58,606
I was being
a judgmental biatch.

1172
01:23:58,640 --> 01:24:00,508
I'm really, really sorry.

1173
01:24:00,542 --> 01:24:02,710
You're my friends
and you were right.

1174
01:24:02,744 --> 01:24:05,279
We were being naive
and so fucking stupid,

1175
01:24:05,312 --> 01:24:07,080
I can't believe it now!

1176
01:24:07,114 --> 01:24:09,651
No! You know, I actually thought
you were being really brave.

1177
01:24:10,685 --> 01:24:12,152
- Yeah.
- 'Cause you know

1178
01:24:12,185 --> 01:24:14,354
we've always kind of
looked up to you guys.

1179
01:24:14,388 --> 01:24:17,357
Well, I don't know
if we're exactly role models.

1180
01:24:19,226 --> 01:24:23,665
So you don't have to go,
like, too into it,

1181
01:24:23,698 --> 01:24:26,701
but what exactly happened?

1182
01:24:28,235 --> 01:24:30,538
Mm...

1183
01:24:30,572 --> 01:24:33,541
sometimes things get messy.

1184
01:24:33,575 --> 01:24:37,612
You know, when you have
two people,

1185
01:24:37,645 --> 01:24:40,882
you can, like,
chart their bullshit

1186
01:24:40,915 --> 01:24:42,717
on a straight line

1187
01:24:43,718 --> 01:24:45,452
but then you add a third,

1188
01:24:45,485 --> 01:24:49,489
and it, like,
triangulates things

1189
01:24:50,490 --> 01:24:53,861
and makes a map of problems.

1190
01:24:59,634 --> 01:25:02,369
I just miss them.
I fucking miss them right now.

1191
01:25:02,402 --> 01:25:04,471
But what was it like?

1192
01:25:07,374 --> 01:25:10,410
What are you...
I just told you.

1193
01:25:10,444 --> 01:25:11,879
No.

1194
01:25:11,913 --> 01:25:14,448
That's not what
we were uh...

1195
01:25:14,481 --> 01:25:16,918
Oh. What...

1196
01:25:16,951 --> 01:25:20,153
what he means is,
like, what about the...

1197
01:25:20,622 --> 01:25:21,656
Like the sex?

1198
01:25:21,689 --> 01:25:23,390
The sex.

1199
01:25:24,491 --> 01:25:27,795
Oh, like, just the sex?

1200
01:25:27,829 --> 01:25:30,665
- The sex.
- Yeah, the sex.

1201
01:25:31,666 --> 01:25:32,900
Fun.

1202
01:25:34,535 --> 01:25:36,871
Like really, really fun.

1203
01:25:36,904 --> 01:25:40,808
Pure pleasure, pure fun,
and discovery,

1204
01:25:40,842 --> 01:25:42,644
- no judgment.
- Mm-hm.

1205
01:25:42,677 --> 01:25:45,546
And then afterwards,
you have to grapple with,

1206
01:25:46,748 --> 01:25:48,916
"What was that?"

1207
01:25:48,950 --> 01:25:50,450
And it depends on the person.

1208
01:25:50,484 --> 01:25:52,252
I have my whatever issues.

1209
01:25:52,954 --> 01:25:55,288
Oh, but it was great.

1210
01:25:56,423 --> 01:25:59,594
That sounds... great.

1211
01:25:59,627 --> 01:26:01,663
- Like really great.
- Mm.

1212
01:26:03,765 --> 01:26:05,833
Mm, oh.

1213
01:26:12,339 --> 01:26:14,509
Oh, no. Nope.

1214
01:26:14,542 --> 01:26:16,844
Nope, nope, nope, no, no, no.

1215
01:26:16,878 --> 01:26:18,378
Wait, really?

1216
01:26:18,412 --> 01:26:19,714
Carrie, you guys...

1217
01:26:20,480 --> 01:26:22,315
What the fuck?

1218
01:26:22,349 --> 01:26:23,751
But I thought you wanted to.

1219
01:26:23,785 --> 01:26:25,653
Why would you...

1220
01:26:25,687 --> 01:26:27,789
Oh my God, I gotta go.

1221
01:26:27,822 --> 01:26:29,691
Wait, no, no, I'm sorry,
I totally misunderstood.

1222
01:26:29,724 --> 01:26:31,324
I thought you would be into it.

1223
01:26:31,358 --> 01:26:33,594
Why? Because I'm automatically
down for three ways?

1224
01:26:33,628 --> 01:26:35,362
I'm the three-way girl now?

1225
01:26:35,395 --> 01:26:36,831
No, no, no, Nena,
no, we're sorry.

1226
01:26:36,864 --> 01:26:38,866
We're just... we...
we really just fucked up.

1227
01:26:40,267 --> 01:26:42,402
Did you guys plan this?

1228
01:26:42,436 --> 01:26:44,271
No!

1229
01:26:44,304 --> 01:26:46,007
Okay, maybe it was like
in the back of our minds,

1230
01:26:46,040 --> 01:26:47,508
but I don't... I don't know.

1231
01:26:47,542 --> 01:26:48,943
I don't know what
I was thinking. It's just...

1232
01:26:48,976 --> 01:26:50,678
You know, we're getting married
in like two days

1233
01:26:50,712 --> 01:26:52,412
and it's just
such a massive leap.

1234
01:26:53,781 --> 01:26:54,982
And?

1235
01:26:55,016 --> 01:26:57,484
Yeah, and we know each other
so well, but we don't know...

1236
01:26:57,518 --> 01:26:59,386
Like how do you know
how well you know someone

1237
01:26:59,419 --> 01:27:00,655
and how much...
How deep your love goes

1238
01:27:00,688 --> 01:27:02,523
if you don't push yourself into
those scary places, you know?

1239
01:27:02,557 --> 01:27:03,758
Yeah, all that stuff.

1240
01:27:03,791 --> 01:27:05,392
We need to know
and we want to do it

1241
01:27:05,425 --> 01:27:06,961
with someone who we can trust,
do you know what I mean?

1242
01:27:09,764 --> 01:27:14,301
You know,
anybody can get married.

1243
01:27:14,334 --> 01:27:16,571
You don't have to take
a test or anything.

1244
01:27:16,604 --> 01:27:19,974
You're not doing anything
special or original,

1245
01:27:20,608 --> 01:27:24,946
including whatever this was.

1246
01:27:24,979 --> 01:27:27,380
If you don't trust each other,
don't fucking do it.

1247
01:27:27,414 --> 01:27:28,783
Don't do any of it.

1248
01:27:28,816 --> 01:27:30,818
This is not gonna
solve anything.

1249
01:27:30,852 --> 01:27:34,387
If you've got some gap
you're trying to fill,

1250
01:27:34,421 --> 01:27:35,556
this isn't gonna do it.

1251
01:27:38,893 --> 01:27:40,995
Wait, you're still coming
to the wedding, right?

1252
01:27:43,497 --> 01:27:44,799
<i>Are you awake?</i>

1253
01:27:45,800 --> 01:27:46,934
Yeah.

1254
01:27:48,870 --> 01:27:50,470
I can't sleep.

1255
01:27:51,539 --> 01:27:52,540
Is it the couch?

1256
01:27:55,009 --> 01:27:57,011
I don't know what
I'm doin' here.

1257
01:28:01,582 --> 01:28:02,884
Do you wanna go back?

1258
01:28:09,557 --> 01:28:11,526
Do you know what
she said to me this morning?

1259
01:28:11,559 --> 01:28:12,492
Hm.

1260
01:28:12,527 --> 01:28:15,630
She said, "Can we just
go back to normal?"

1261
01:28:16,764 --> 01:28:17,832
Back to normal.

1262
01:28:19,934 --> 01:28:23,838
I mean we can't just...
go back.

1263
01:28:27,875 --> 01:28:29,911
'Cause there's more than
one way to go back.

1264
01:28:31,679 --> 01:28:36,449
You can... find someone new,
you know...

1265
01:28:38,085 --> 01:28:41,088
a different city
or a different country.

1266
01:28:42,890 --> 01:28:45,026
Convince yourself that
they are different,

1267
01:28:45,059 --> 01:28:47,427
and that you're different,

1268
01:28:47,460 --> 01:28:49,030
and this time
will be different.

1269
01:28:51,933 --> 01:28:55,002
You just end up
doing the same shit

1270
01:28:55,036 --> 01:28:56,537
that you've always done.

1271
01:29:01,175 --> 01:29:02,810
You think that's what we did?

1272
01:29:05,546 --> 01:29:06,614
I don't know.

1273
01:29:07,480 --> 01:29:09,817
I mean, it felt right
with both of you.

1274
01:29:11,085 --> 01:29:13,788
You know, it was new,
it wasn't familiar,

1275
01:29:14,889 --> 01:29:16,991
it was innocent, weirdly.

1276
01:29:21,195 --> 01:29:22,830
You think it would
ever work out?

1277
01:29:23,831 --> 01:29:24,966
Just me and you?

1278
01:29:28,501 --> 01:29:29,670
I don't know.

1279
01:29:30,705 --> 01:29:32,073
What do you think?

1280
01:29:34,508 --> 01:29:36,376
I wish I could say "yes".

1281
01:29:43,818 --> 01:29:46,654
It was good there
for a while, wasn't it?

1282
01:29:51,025 --> 01:29:54,494
Yeah. For a while there it was.

1283
01:31:22,283 --> 01:31:23,584
Should we go soon?

1284
01:31:24,218 --> 01:31:25,686
Yeah, probably.

1285
01:31:27,088 --> 01:31:29,090
So is your wife gonna be there?

1286
01:31:29,123 --> 01:31:31,625
Um, probably not, no.

1287
01:31:31,659 --> 01:31:34,095
You don't think so?

1288
01:31:34,128 --> 01:31:36,630
No, I mean I gotta drag her out
of the house to do anything.

1289
01:31:36,664 --> 01:31:38,265
You know, I had to drag her
to our wedding, so,

1290
01:31:38,299 --> 01:31:40,234
and I'm not exaggerating
about that.

1291
01:31:40,267 --> 01:31:42,103
No, I believe you.

1292
01:31:42,136 --> 01:31:44,271
That's fucked up.

1293
01:31:46,607 --> 01:31:48,142
You look handsome
when you dress up.

1294
01:31:48,175 --> 01:31:49,610
- Really?
- Mm-hm.

1295
01:31:49,643 --> 01:31:51,812
That's what
Nena's always saying.

1296
01:31:51,846 --> 01:31:53,714
In this case,
she's tellin' the truth.

1297
01:31:53,748 --> 01:31:55,116
Thanks, man.

1298
01:31:55,149 --> 01:31:57,151
Nena always tells the truth,

1299
01:31:57,184 --> 01:31:59,253
she just backtracks
on everything she says.

1300
01:31:59,286 --> 01:32:00,988
She doesn't trust herself.

1301
01:32:01,022 --> 01:32:02,723
Is there any more coffee?

1302
01:32:06,594 --> 01:32:07,995
Shit.

1303
01:32:08,029 --> 01:32:09,296
You want me
to make some more, babe?

1304
01:32:09,330 --> 01:32:11,766
Oh, no, it's okay,
I'll just have some of yours.

1305
01:32:25,079 --> 01:32:27,648
You know what your problem is?

1306
01:32:27,681 --> 01:32:29,850
No, but I'd absolutely
love for you to tell us.

1307
01:32:29,884 --> 01:32:30,785
Great.

1308
01:32:30,818 --> 01:32:32,887
All you guys been doing
is talking shit

1309
01:32:32,920 --> 01:32:34,922
about how insecure whatever
this chick is, right?

1310
01:32:34,955 --> 01:32:37,758
Like how she can't
decide what she wants,

1311
01:32:37,792 --> 01:32:40,227
but how are you guys
any different?

1312
01:32:40,261 --> 01:32:42,797
You're just hiding here,

1313
01:32:42,830 --> 01:32:44,932
because you don't know
what you want either.

1314
01:32:44,965 --> 01:32:46,734
I just want
a normal relationship.

1315
01:32:47,368 --> 01:32:48,903
No, you don't,

1316
01:32:48,936 --> 01:32:50,304
otherwise you would have one.

1317
01:32:51,839 --> 01:32:53,908
Well, that might be
oversimplifyin' things.

1318
01:32:56,010 --> 01:32:57,711
Yeah.

1319
01:32:57,745 --> 01:32:59,180
Or no, I don't think so.

1320
01:33:03,684 --> 01:33:05,352
What's a normal
relationship anyway?

1321
01:34:25,065 --> 01:34:26,767
I love weddings.

1322
01:34:26,800 --> 01:34:28,335
- Really?
- Yeah.

1323
01:34:28,369 --> 01:34:30,804
I mean I hate marriages,
but I actually love weddings.

1324
01:34:31,372 --> 01:34:32,840
Attracts.

1325
01:34:34,441 --> 01:34:37,111
- Oh fuck!
- What's wrong?

1326
01:34:37,144 --> 01:34:40,347
I just realized today is
Nena and I's anniversary.

1327
01:34:41,448 --> 01:34:42,816
Oh, my God.

1328
01:34:42,850 --> 01:34:44,418
What are you gonna do
when she shows up?

1329
01:34:44,451 --> 01:34:45,786
I don't know!

1330
01:34:45,819 --> 01:34:47,488
I mean there's
a lot to consider.

1331
01:34:47,522 --> 01:34:49,190
Oh, you said you weren't
gonna do that

1332
01:34:49,223 --> 01:34:50,858
when it comes to
stuff like this, so...

1333
01:34:50,891 --> 01:34:52,826
- What does your gut say?
- Okay, fine.

1334
01:34:52,860 --> 01:34:55,262
The one thing that
I can come up with,

1335
01:34:55,296 --> 01:34:57,298
and I guess I've been thinking
about this for a while now...

1336
01:34:57,331 --> 01:34:58,899
But I'm pretty sure...

1337
01:34:58,933 --> 01:35:00,801
No, fuck that,
I'm fuckin' sure.

1338
01:35:00,834 --> 01:35:02,403
Uh-huh.

1339
01:35:02,436 --> 01:35:03,938
I wanna get a dog.

1340
01:35:03,971 --> 01:35:06,006
I'm gettin' a dog.

1341
01:35:06,040 --> 01:35:07,141
- Okay.
- I'm gettin' a dog.

1342
01:35:07,174 --> 01:35:08,375
- That is a good start.
- Okay.

1343
01:35:16,150 --> 01:35:17,418
Are we late?

1344
01:35:17,451 --> 01:35:19,220
Uh, I don't know.
Are we early?

1345
01:35:19,253 --> 01:35:20,354
What is goin' on?

1346
01:35:20,387 --> 01:35:21,789
Where is John?

1347
01:35:22,856 --> 01:35:24,191
Is... is that John?

1348
01:35:43,377 --> 01:35:45,379
- Hey, man.
- Hey.

1349
01:35:51,852 --> 01:35:53,120
Wedding's off, bro.

1350
01:35:53,153 --> 01:35:55,523
- What? Why?
- Where is Carrie?

1351
01:35:55,557 --> 01:35:57,358
She won't come
out of the car and...

1352
01:36:00,127 --> 01:36:01,495
I think I really fucked up.

1353
01:37:40,227 --> 01:37:42,896
You ruined everything.

1354
01:37:47,569 --> 01:37:48,603
How's that?

1355
01:37:50,572 --> 01:37:53,340
We never cheated on each other
or anything, and...

1356
01:37:53,374 --> 01:37:56,043
we have this perfect record,
and it means nothing,

1357
01:37:56,076 --> 01:37:56,977
and you're right,

1358
01:37:57,010 --> 01:37:58,646
getting married
isn't gonna fix anything,

1359
01:37:58,680 --> 01:38:00,481
we made this huge mistake,
and we can't take it back,

1360
01:38:00,515 --> 01:38:01,915
and now everything's ruined.

1361
01:38:04,552 --> 01:38:05,953
What mistake?

1362
01:38:07,655 --> 01:38:09,356
John thinks
I'm in love with you.

1363
01:38:10,991 --> 01:38:12,660
Like, after the other night,

1364
01:38:12,694 --> 01:38:15,663
all this, like, ugliness
just came pouring out of him.

1365
01:38:16,664 --> 01:38:18,499
Like I've never seen before.

1366
01:38:18,533 --> 01:38:20,100
Like jealousy and anger.

1367
01:38:22,236 --> 01:38:23,270
Are you?

1368
01:38:25,038 --> 01:38:26,073
Am I what?

1369
01:38:27,307 --> 01:38:29,209
In love with me?

1370
01:38:31,178 --> 01:38:33,313
I think I more just wanna,
like, be you.

1371
01:38:34,516 --> 01:38:37,050
I, um...

1372
01:38:37,084 --> 01:38:40,555
I can't even begin to explain
how misguided that is.

1373
01:38:41,556 --> 01:38:43,123
But you're interesting.

1374
01:38:43,157 --> 01:38:45,459
John and me were boring,
we have dumb fights

1375
01:38:45,492 --> 01:38:48,095
and then we make up,
and then we have sex,

1376
01:38:48,128 --> 01:38:50,598
and then we get takeout,
and we're boring,

1377
01:38:50,632 --> 01:38:52,132
like I'm boring.

1378
01:38:53,535 --> 01:38:57,304
Every relationship
is boring sometimes.

1379
01:38:57,337 --> 01:38:59,039
There's nothing
wrong with boring

1380
01:38:59,072 --> 01:39:00,675
as long as it's what you want.

1381
01:39:04,011 --> 01:39:05,379
I don't know what
I want anymore.

1382
01:39:08,449 --> 01:39:09,551
Do you love him?

1383
01:39:13,020 --> 01:39:17,157
I do. I really, really do,

1384
01:39:17,191 --> 01:39:19,527
but... but I just...
I don't know, like,

1385
01:39:19,561 --> 01:39:20,994
am I gonna love him forever?

1386
01:39:21,028 --> 01:39:22,496
Is he gonna love me forever?

1387
01:39:22,530 --> 01:39:23,997
I just don't know.

1388
01:39:26,333 --> 01:39:27,468
So?

1389
01:39:37,545 --> 01:39:39,112
I'm sorry about
the other night.

1390
01:39:41,281 --> 01:39:42,717
I don't know what
I was thinking.

1391
01:40:14,649 --> 01:40:16,450
- Hey.
- Hey.

1392
01:40:18,318 --> 01:40:21,388
I heard you guys had
some fun the other night.

1393
01:40:21,421 --> 01:40:23,758
Fun isn't how I'd describe
this whole thing.

1394
01:40:29,664 --> 01:40:32,499
Wait, look. Look.

1395
01:40:39,439 --> 01:40:41,776
Well, I guess the wedding's back on.

1396
01:40:45,479 --> 01:40:47,247
Or not.

1397
01:41:20,548 --> 01:41:23,150
You think John and
Carrie will be all right?

1398
01:41:23,183 --> 01:41:25,553
Uh, maybe, maybe not.

1399
01:41:28,255 --> 01:41:30,157
They definitely weren't
ready today.

1400
01:41:32,326 --> 01:41:36,129
Well, we weren't ready when
we got married either, so...

1401
01:41:39,934 --> 01:41:41,836
I wasn't sure
about marrying you.

1402
01:41:43,236 --> 01:41:45,339
I am sure about
being married to you.

1403
01:41:47,842 --> 01:41:49,209
Why?

1404
01:41:49,911 --> 01:41:51,713
Why now?

1405
01:41:51,746 --> 01:41:53,815
Because you spent
a few days alone?

1406
01:41:55,349 --> 01:41:56,483
Because...

1407
01:41:59,386 --> 01:42:01,188
It's true.
I'm afraid of being alone.

1408
01:42:01,221 --> 01:42:02,523
I'm afraid of a lot of things.

1409
01:42:04,759 --> 01:42:06,894
But that's not why
I wanna be with you...

1410
01:42:07,962 --> 01:42:09,363
or you.

1411
01:42:14,936 --> 01:42:17,872
I have a lot of things
that are broken in me

1412
01:42:17,905 --> 01:42:19,206
and you can't fix them.

1413
01:42:19,239 --> 01:42:21,843
I won't ask you to,
either of you.

1414
01:42:21,876 --> 01:42:24,646
You have to believe
that I want to get better,

1415
01:42:24,679 --> 01:42:26,346
I wanna feel better,

1416
01:42:26,380 --> 01:42:30,752
I don't wanna walk through
life in this constant panic.

1417
01:42:32,386 --> 01:42:34,656
I've said that a lot.

1418
01:42:34,689 --> 01:42:39,192
I want to change,
but it's fucking hard,

1419
01:42:39,226 --> 01:42:41,696
and I'm not asking you
to fix me.

1420
01:42:43,497 --> 01:42:46,266
I'm realizing I...
I probably need, like,

1421
01:42:46,299 --> 01:42:48,335
legit professional help
for that.

1422
01:42:53,407 --> 01:42:55,442
I'm only asking you to love me.

1423
01:42:58,546 --> 01:43:02,315
I'm only asking for your
patience while I work it out.

1424
01:43:02,349 --> 01:43:03,584
Probably a lot of patience,

1425
01:43:03,618 --> 01:43:06,754
probably a lot more patience
than I have a right to ask for.

1426
01:43:10,323 --> 01:43:12,259
But that's what I'm asking for.

1427
01:43:13,761 --> 01:43:16,296
I... I don't wanna wait for...
for this to be perfect

1428
01:43:16,329 --> 01:43:19,801
or for me to be perfect,
I want you now.

1429
01:43:19,834 --> 01:43:21,903
But not because
I need you to fit, like,

1430
01:43:21,936 --> 01:43:23,538
perfect pieces inside me,

1431
01:43:23,571 --> 01:43:24,806
but because you're you.

1432
01:43:27,374 --> 01:43:28,609
And you're you.

1433
01:43:31,813 --> 01:43:33,447
And I want you.

1434
01:43:35,983 --> 01:43:37,217
I want us.

1435
01:43:58,505 --> 01:43:59,874
I want us, too.

1436
01:44:03,443 --> 01:44:04,579
God help me.

1437
01:44:07,515 --> 01:44:08,716
It's what I want.

1438
01:44:24,766 --> 01:44:28,536
How about... Thai food?

1439
01:44:33,608 --> 01:44:34,842
You guys want that?

1440
01:44:40,114 --> 01:44:41,716
Yeah.

1441
01:45:33,728 --> 01:45:35,564
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