1 00:00:08,051 --> 00:00:10,428 - * I always keep a list * 2 00:00:10,470 --> 00:00:14,057 * Of all the guys I kiss * 3 00:00:14,098 --> 00:00:17,518 * I always keep a list * 4 00:00:17,560 --> 00:00:20,271 * Of all the guys I kiss * 5 00:00:20,313 --> 00:00:21,606 - Angelyne! 6 00:00:21,647 --> 00:00:23,357 - It was a real loss to the city 7 00:00:23,399 --> 00:00:25,234 when Frederick's of Hollywood closed. 8 00:00:25,276 --> 00:00:28,237 There is where I get my underwear now... 9 00:00:28,279 --> 00:00:31,115 all handmade and original, of course. 10 00:00:31,157 --> 00:00:32,617 - Yeah, of course. 11 00:00:32,658 --> 00:00:35,453 - I had billboards all around here. 12 00:00:35,495 --> 00:00:37,705 I got famous just like that. [snaps fingers] 13 00:00:37,747 --> 00:00:40,625 - I was there for everything. [chuckles] 14 00:00:40,666 --> 00:00:42,293 I was on all the phone calls. 15 00:00:42,335 --> 00:00:44,462 I was on all the billboard shoots. 16 00:00:44,504 --> 00:00:47,882 It's a nonstop roller coaster. 17 00:00:47,924 --> 00:00:51,928 You see, she's up there with Marilyn, Greta Garbo. 18 00:00:51,969 --> 00:00:56,307 Classic Hollywood--that's how I saw her from day one. 19 00:00:56,349 --> 00:01:00,311 I came to town for work, 20 00:01:00,353 --> 00:01:03,439 and I figured I'd do some sightseeing. 21 00:01:03,481 --> 00:01:06,025 - "Simon & Simon," "Knight Rider," 22 00:01:06,067 --> 00:01:07,777 and "The A-Team." - [gasps] 23 00:01:07,819 --> 00:01:12,073 [upbeat music] 24 00:01:12,115 --> 00:01:16,536 - There are moments in life that defy all logic, 25 00:01:16,577 --> 00:01:21,749 when the cosmos decides to bring you in on the secret. 26 00:01:21,791 --> 00:01:23,418 - Yeah, I mean, that was a bit much... 27 00:01:23,459 --> 00:01:27,422 - And you just have to be ready to listen. 28 00:01:27,463 --> 00:01:30,341 Excuse me, Angelyne? My name is Rick Krause. 29 00:01:30,383 --> 00:01:32,677 I'm a fellow artist and a huge fan. 30 00:01:32,719 --> 00:01:35,555 I am in town doing celebrity portraits, 31 00:01:35,596 --> 00:01:37,724 and to my mind, God's honest truth, 32 00:01:37,765 --> 00:01:39,100 hand to my heart, 33 00:01:39,142 --> 00:01:44,021 no truer Hollywood celebrity exists today than you. 34 00:01:44,063 --> 00:01:46,357 - * I love blue * 35 00:01:46,399 --> 00:01:48,568 * Words that say * 36 00:01:48,609 --> 00:01:51,362 * I love you * 37 00:01:51,404 --> 00:01:53,406 * 'Cause you... * 38 00:01:53,448 --> 00:01:56,075 - She liked my paintings so much, 39 00:01:56,117 --> 00:01:58,745 she asked if I'd help out around the office. 40 00:01:58,786 --> 00:02:02,457 Just basic stuff, you know-- calls, bills. 41 00:02:02,498 --> 00:02:04,792 She knows it's a drought, but she needs the water. 42 00:02:04,834 --> 00:02:06,711 How many-- how many gallons of water 43 00:02:06,753 --> 00:02:09,005 is the actual quota that you're ra-- 44 00:02:09,047 --> 00:02:10,089 Well, isn't there, like, 45 00:02:10,131 --> 00:02:12,508 a celebrity dispensation or something? 46 00:02:12,550 --> 00:02:14,719 The woman needs to ablute. 47 00:02:14,761 --> 00:02:17,472 Would you please, ma'am, deal with me like a human being 48 00:02:17,513 --> 00:02:20,224 and put down your script and... 49 00:02:20,266 --> 00:02:22,560 - * On white sheets * 50 00:02:22,602 --> 00:02:25,396 * We'll float away * 51 00:02:25,438 --> 00:02:27,398 [door opens] - [gasps] 52 00:02:27,440 --> 00:02:30,276 - Oh, good. You're still here, Rick. 53 00:02:30,318 --> 00:02:31,486 I'd like to offer you 54 00:02:31,527 --> 00:02:33,571 a full-time job as my office manager. 55 00:02:33,613 --> 00:02:35,907 - Oh, no way. - Mm-hmm. 56 00:02:35,948 --> 00:02:38,409 - Uh, what are-- what are the hours? 57 00:02:38,451 --> 00:02:40,745 - 9:00 until 1:00. 58 00:02:40,787 --> 00:02:43,873 - Is that 9:00 until 1:00 p.m. Or--or 1:00 in the morning? 59 00:02:43,915 --> 00:02:48,044 [chuckles] - 9:00 until one of us dies. 60 00:02:48,086 --> 00:02:49,921 - Oh, cool. 61 00:02:49,962 --> 00:02:53,341 [footsteps departing] 62 00:02:53,383 --> 00:02:56,886 You have to realize that when Angelyne showed up, 63 00:02:56,928 --> 00:02:58,721 L.A. needed her. 64 00:02:58,763 --> 00:02:59,931 [chuckles] 65 00:02:59,972 --> 00:03:02,475 I mean, thanks to Reagan and his cronies, 66 00:03:02,517 --> 00:03:05,103 homelessness was on the rise. 67 00:03:05,144 --> 00:03:08,272 Everyone's getting lung cancer because of pollution, 68 00:03:08,314 --> 00:03:11,484 and then Angelyne provided color and humor and-- 69 00:03:11,526 --> 00:03:14,654 - And essence, my essence. - Yeah, and essence. 70 00:03:14,695 --> 00:03:19,367 She--she brightened up a otherwise grim landscape. 71 00:03:19,409 --> 00:03:22,912 And I do believe that her hot-pink image was-- 72 00:03:22,954 --> 00:03:24,831 it was an escape 73 00:03:24,872 --> 00:03:28,501 for the collective consciousness of the city. 74 00:03:28,543 --> 00:03:29,877 - Good, good. 75 00:03:29,919 --> 00:03:31,587 Now do it from the top with the essence part, 76 00:03:31,629 --> 00:03:33,131 but make it natural. 77 00:03:33,172 --> 00:03:35,842 - You have to realize that when Angelyne showed up, 78 00:03:35,883 --> 00:03:37,468 L.A. needed her. 79 00:03:37,510 --> 00:03:39,846 - * Watch out * 80 00:03:39,887 --> 00:03:42,306 * You might get what you're after * 81 00:03:42,348 --> 00:03:43,266 * Cool babies * 82 00:03:43,307 --> 00:03:44,642 - Angelyne! 83 00:03:44,684 --> 00:03:46,769 - * Strange but not a stranger * 84 00:03:46,811 --> 00:03:48,229 - Angelyne. 85 00:03:48,271 --> 00:03:51,941 - * I am an ordinary guy * - [shouts indistinctly] 86 00:03:51,983 --> 00:03:53,651 - * Burning down the house * 87 00:03:53,693 --> 00:03:55,319 - I don't like to talk about what's next. 88 00:03:55,361 --> 00:03:58,364 I like to talk about now. Ooh. 89 00:03:58,406 --> 00:04:00,491 - Barbie. - Hey, sweetie. 90 00:04:00,533 --> 00:04:02,952 - Are you Barbie? 91 00:04:02,994 --> 00:04:05,997 - * We're in for nasty weather * 92 00:04:06,038 --> 00:04:10,835 * There has got to be a way * 93 00:04:10,877 --> 00:04:13,504 - Angelyne! Hey! You want to go out with me? 94 00:04:13,546 --> 00:04:17,633 - Mm-mm. [smooches] [tires squealing] 95 00:04:17,675 --> 00:04:20,136 - * Time for jumping overboard * 96 00:04:20,178 --> 00:04:22,055 - I don't know, but obviously she's doing something right 97 00:04:22,096 --> 00:04:23,848 because she's up there and we're down here. 98 00:04:23,890 --> 00:04:26,059 [crowd cheering] 99 00:04:26,100 --> 00:04:29,312 - This is great. [cheers and applause] 100 00:04:29,353 --> 00:04:32,523 - * Fighting fire with fire * 101 00:04:32,565 --> 00:04:34,150 * Ah * 102 00:04:34,192 --> 00:04:35,359 * All wet * 103 00:04:35,401 --> 00:04:38,446 [people cheering] 104 00:04:38,488 --> 00:04:40,448 - * Shakedown * 105 00:04:40,490 --> 00:04:42,950 - [laughs] Oh, wow. 106 00:04:42,992 --> 00:04:45,703 I've never seen anything like this. 107 00:04:45,745 --> 00:04:47,872 - [laughs] - Looking good. 108 00:04:47,914 --> 00:04:52,418 Here she comes! Whoo! 109 00:04:52,460 --> 00:04:55,880 - The lady of the hour. Here we go. 110 00:04:55,922 --> 00:04:59,926 - [squeals] - I knew she'd like it. 111 00:04:59,967 --> 00:05:01,803 - So? 112 00:05:01,844 --> 00:05:05,098 - Truly magnificent. - Mm-hmm. 113 00:05:05,139 --> 00:05:07,058 - I sure hope this 22 grand pays off. 114 00:05:07,100 --> 00:05:09,018 - It's always money, money, money. 115 00:05:09,060 --> 00:05:12,772 You got to be in the now, now, now, honey. 116 00:05:12,814 --> 00:05:16,025 I bet people will talk about this 100 years from now. 117 00:05:16,067 --> 00:05:17,068 * * 118 00:05:17,110 --> 00:05:19,779 [indistinct chatter] - Like this? 119 00:05:19,821 --> 00:05:21,572 - That's beautiful. [camera shutter clicks] 120 00:05:21,614 --> 00:05:23,157 [tires screeching, all gasp] 121 00:05:23,199 --> 00:05:24,409 - Oh, Jesus. - Oh. 122 00:05:24,450 --> 00:05:25,618 - It's working. 123 00:05:25,660 --> 00:05:29,247 - [speaking German] 124 00:05:29,288 --> 00:05:33,418 - [speaking Japanese] 125 00:05:33,459 --> 00:05:36,462 [traditional music] 126 00:05:36,504 --> 00:05:39,382 [person speaking native language on TV] 127 00:05:39,424 --> 00:05:43,594 * * 128 00:05:43,636 --> 00:05:45,179 - Holy shit. 129 00:05:45,221 --> 00:05:47,056 ["Burning Down the House" resumes] 130 00:05:47,098 --> 00:05:48,975 - * Burning down the house * 131 00:05:49,016 --> 00:05:51,060 * * 132 00:05:51,102 --> 00:05:53,187 - Here, I thought she peaked back with the billboards. 133 00:05:53,229 --> 00:05:54,814 Boy, was I wrong. 134 00:05:54,856 --> 00:05:57,984 Just talked to a guy who flew all the way out from Sweden 135 00:05:58,025 --> 00:05:59,902 for a lunch date with her. - [laughs] 136 00:05:59,944 --> 00:06:02,238 - Her allure is wild. 137 00:06:02,280 --> 00:06:05,366 - Lucky of you, she's here today. 138 00:06:05,408 --> 00:06:08,494 - Should I go get her now? [audience cheers] 139 00:06:08,536 --> 00:06:10,913 All right, come on. Let's go. 140 00:06:10,955 --> 00:06:12,290 - Coming here? - I think he's coming here. 141 00:06:12,331 --> 00:06:15,626 - Oh, God, okay. Um, shoes. 142 00:06:15,668 --> 00:06:18,421 Shoes, shoes. Left, right. 143 00:06:18,463 --> 00:06:20,757 - This is the kind of crowd Angelyne brings. 144 00:06:20,798 --> 00:06:23,134 - Done. - Bobby, Sue. 145 00:06:23,176 --> 00:06:24,802 - Oh, you know, I'm gonna be on the TV. 146 00:06:24,844 --> 00:06:26,012 Help me. - Yeah, let me get... 147 00:06:26,054 --> 00:06:28,431 - Get the pillow. Quick, quick. 148 00:06:28,473 --> 00:06:29,974 - Okay. Where do you want me? 149 00:06:30,016 --> 00:06:32,810 - Um, on the couch like you're watching. 150 00:06:32,852 --> 00:06:35,646 - Okay, teeth. Pull your skirt down. 151 00:06:35,688 --> 00:06:36,814 - Good? - Have a good show. 152 00:06:36,856 --> 00:06:39,776 - My God, it's Angelyne. [laughs] 153 00:06:39,817 --> 00:06:42,445 I have been trying to get you on the show for years, 154 00:06:42,487 --> 00:06:46,282 and now you have this ten-story wall in Hollywood. 155 00:06:46,324 --> 00:06:48,618 It's so big. 156 00:06:48,659 --> 00:06:51,829 - Well, I just really like things big, Russell. 157 00:06:51,871 --> 00:06:54,874 - Whoa, we're on TV here. [laughs] 158 00:06:54,916 --> 00:06:57,960 Angelyne, we're just dying to know about you. 159 00:06:58,002 --> 00:07:00,213 Do you promise to open up to us? 160 00:07:00,254 --> 00:07:01,631 - [gasps] 161 00:07:01,672 --> 00:07:05,176 Only if you open up to me first. 162 00:07:05,218 --> 00:07:07,011 - Honey, come look, Angelyne's on. 163 00:07:07,053 --> 00:07:08,721 - Do you ever get tired of the attention? 164 00:07:08,763 --> 00:07:11,182 - No, I have an insatiable appetite 165 00:07:11,224 --> 00:07:12,850 for three things... 166 00:07:12,892 --> 00:07:14,727 - I bought her those sunglasses. 167 00:07:14,769 --> 00:07:19,357 - First, attention. Second, teasing. 168 00:07:19,399 --> 00:07:21,692 Third, money. 169 00:07:21,734 --> 00:07:23,861 Isn't money adorable? 170 00:07:23,903 --> 00:07:27,615 It's so green a pretty. - It is. 171 00:07:27,657 --> 00:07:29,534 So how many billboards do you actually have right now? 172 00:07:29,575 --> 00:07:31,077 - Isn't this that lady you know? 173 00:07:31,119 --> 00:07:33,788 - 193 billboards. - Aah! 174 00:07:33,830 --> 00:07:35,915 - But what everybody's dying to know is, 175 00:07:35,957 --> 00:07:39,001 what exactly do you do? 176 00:07:39,043 --> 00:07:41,421 - I make boys horny. [cheers and applause] 177 00:07:41,462 --> 00:07:43,381 - The rest of us work for a living. 178 00:07:43,423 --> 00:07:47,093 Is there anything more to you? 179 00:07:47,135 --> 00:07:49,220 - There's so much suffering in the world, 180 00:07:49,262 --> 00:07:51,264 and I am a divine... 181 00:07:51,305 --> 00:07:54,642 sex goddess presence for people to discover 182 00:07:54,684 --> 00:07:57,562 and relate to. 183 00:07:57,603 --> 00:07:59,063 And then they pay me. 184 00:07:59,105 --> 00:08:01,816 - At 2,300 an hour for an appearance. 185 00:08:01,858 --> 00:08:05,570 - It's up to 2,400 now, thanks to you. 186 00:08:05,611 --> 00:08:07,280 - Now we know that you're busy 187 00:08:07,321 --> 00:08:10,658 doing whatever it is you do exactly, 188 00:08:10,700 --> 00:08:12,702 but... 189 00:08:12,744 --> 00:08:14,912 is Angelyne at her peak? 190 00:08:14,954 --> 00:08:19,333 - I'll be peaking...soon. 191 00:08:19,375 --> 00:08:21,169 - [laughs] 192 00:08:21,210 --> 00:08:22,962 I bet you will. 193 00:08:23,004 --> 00:08:27,216 - It's all about the tease with men. 194 00:08:27,258 --> 00:08:30,094 Men like to make women feel powerless, 195 00:08:30,136 --> 00:08:34,265 and teasing is how we get the power back. 196 00:08:34,307 --> 00:08:36,934 So that's exactly what I did with Hugh Hefner. 197 00:08:36,976 --> 00:08:40,271 - Angelyne, please take a seat. 198 00:08:40,313 --> 00:08:41,856 Make yourself at home. 199 00:08:43,399 --> 00:08:46,611 You know, you have a... 200 00:08:46,652 --> 00:08:49,447 real Marilyn quality about you. 201 00:08:49,489 --> 00:08:51,240 You know, she was on the cover 202 00:08:51,282 --> 00:08:54,494 of our first issue we did in '53, you know? 203 00:08:54,535 --> 00:08:55,620 - Oh, I know. 204 00:08:55,661 --> 00:08:58,289 Marilyn is my art mother of sorts. 205 00:08:58,331 --> 00:08:59,582 - Well, I bet she is. 206 00:08:59,624 --> 00:09:01,834 - I also know that she never gave you consent 207 00:09:01,876 --> 00:09:03,586 to use her photos. 208 00:09:03,628 --> 00:09:07,131 You bought them from another man who paid her pennies 209 00:09:07,173 --> 00:09:09,133 to take them several years earlier 210 00:09:09,175 --> 00:09:11,344 because she needed to make her car payment. 211 00:09:11,386 --> 00:09:13,971 And then you used them to launch your empire. 212 00:09:14,013 --> 00:09:16,057 And voilà! Ah. 213 00:09:16,099 --> 00:09:20,978 You are a multimillionaire, and she's dead. 214 00:09:21,020 --> 00:09:23,523 [sighs] But I'm rambling. 215 00:09:23,564 --> 00:09:25,233 You know all this. 216 00:09:25,274 --> 00:09:26,776 - Mm. 217 00:09:26,818 --> 00:09:28,736 - What's your pitch, Hugh? 218 00:09:28,778 --> 00:09:31,197 Why do you have such a hard-on to meet me? 219 00:09:31,239 --> 00:09:36,077 - You have your billboards, but I know there's more. 220 00:09:39,247 --> 00:09:40,998 Tell me more. 221 00:09:41,040 --> 00:09:44,627 Who is the real Angelyne? 222 00:09:44,669 --> 00:09:46,838 That's the story I want. 223 00:09:46,879 --> 00:09:50,591 - Don't you love the not knowing? 224 00:09:50,633 --> 00:09:53,678 The desperate energy... [gasps] 225 00:09:53,720 --> 00:09:55,847 As it builds up inside of you 226 00:09:55,888 --> 00:09:58,683 as you wonder, as it drives you mad? 227 00:09:58,725 --> 00:10:01,686 That way... 228 00:10:01,728 --> 00:10:03,896 I can be whoever... 229 00:10:03,938 --> 00:10:06,190 whatever... 230 00:10:06,232 --> 00:10:08,985 however... 231 00:10:09,026 --> 00:10:11,946 you want me to be. 232 00:10:11,988 --> 00:10:14,574 - You know, one of our photographers 233 00:10:14,615 --> 00:10:18,745 suggested you for our "celebrity of the year" issue? 234 00:10:18,786 --> 00:10:22,623 She said that you have more sex appeal with your clothes on 235 00:10:22,665 --> 00:10:25,626 than all the other girls she shot with their clothes off. 236 00:10:25,668 --> 00:10:28,171 - That is so sweet. 237 00:10:28,212 --> 00:10:29,672 You should tell your photographer 238 00:10:29,714 --> 00:10:32,091 to join my fan club. [person chuckles] 239 00:10:32,133 --> 00:10:35,344 - But I'm not interested in those photos of you. 240 00:10:35,386 --> 00:10:38,347 [soft music] 241 00:10:38,389 --> 00:10:42,226 * * 242 00:10:42,268 --> 00:10:44,896 - I thought it was made clear 243 00:10:44,937 --> 00:10:47,065 I would never pose with my clothes off? 244 00:10:47,106 --> 00:10:49,901 - It was made abundantly clear, Angelyne. 245 00:10:49,942 --> 00:10:52,195 - You know, millions of girls dream 246 00:10:52,236 --> 00:10:54,530 of an opportunity like this. 247 00:10:54,572 --> 00:10:58,618 - That's cute, but I'm not millions of girls. 248 00:10:58,659 --> 00:11:01,496 See, I don't need this. - Oh. 249 00:11:01,537 --> 00:11:06,417 - I have 200 billboards all over Los Angeles... 250 00:11:06,459 --> 00:11:10,129 but I'd love to find a way to help you out. 251 00:11:10,171 --> 00:11:13,925 Maybe I can license you 252 00:11:13,966 --> 00:11:15,635 a few of the photos that Freddy took. 253 00:11:15,676 --> 00:11:17,970 Perhaps you commission Rick to write the article. 254 00:11:18,012 --> 00:11:21,432 Otherwise I'm struggling to see 255 00:11:21,474 --> 00:11:24,102 what's in it for me. 256 00:11:24,143 --> 00:11:27,230 - I'm offering advice on how to maximize your potential. 257 00:11:27,271 --> 00:11:28,981 - It sounds like you're trying to get me 258 00:11:29,023 --> 00:11:31,401 to take my clothes off and give you my story 259 00:11:31,442 --> 00:11:34,987 so you can sell more copies of your magazine. 260 00:11:35,029 --> 00:11:37,532 If you want the story of my life... 261 00:11:37,573 --> 00:11:41,619 [breathes deeply] 262 00:11:41,661 --> 00:11:43,496 It's on a wall 263 00:11:43,538 --> 00:11:46,874 at the corner of Hollywood and Vine. 264 00:11:48,584 --> 00:11:50,712 It's hard to miss. 265 00:11:50,753 --> 00:11:53,798 It was a pleasure to meet you, Hugh. 266 00:11:53,840 --> 00:11:57,427 Ta-ta. Let's go, boys. 267 00:11:57,468 --> 00:12:00,012 - I didn't know who the hell I was when I first met her. 268 00:12:00,054 --> 00:12:03,641 All I saw was this badass rebel queen 269 00:12:03,683 --> 00:12:06,018 who didn't give a fuck about what she was supposed to do 270 00:12:06,060 --> 00:12:09,689 with her life, her body, her sexuality. 271 00:12:09,731 --> 00:12:12,191 She just put it all out there for the world to see. 272 00:12:12,233 --> 00:12:14,861 - You're a rebel, Angelyne. 273 00:12:14,902 --> 00:12:18,322 Telling Hugh Hefner no? - Mm-hmm. 274 00:12:18,364 --> 00:12:22,326 - I would've paid good money to see the look on his face. 275 00:12:22,368 --> 00:12:26,205 - To be honest, his face never actually changed its expression 276 00:12:26,247 --> 00:12:30,501 beyond a general smugness. [giggles] 277 00:12:30,543 --> 00:12:34,047 - [exhales sharply] I'm proud of you, Angelyne. 278 00:12:38,342 --> 00:12:39,177 [grunts] 279 00:12:39,218 --> 00:12:41,095 - Harold? - Yeah. 280 00:12:44,223 --> 00:12:48,186 - You know anything about... foot fetishes? 281 00:12:48,227 --> 00:12:50,605 - I can't say I do. Why do you ask? 282 00:12:50,646 --> 00:12:52,440 - We have this German fan. 283 00:12:52,482 --> 00:12:56,903 He's asking for something... more personal. 284 00:12:56,944 --> 00:12:58,821 - Mm-hmm. 285 00:12:58,863 --> 00:13:00,490 So what, does he want your shoes? 286 00:13:00,531 --> 00:13:02,533 - No, I already sent him some heels, 287 00:13:02,575 --> 00:13:03,993 but now he wants a video. 288 00:13:04,035 --> 00:13:05,912 - Well, as long as you're not doing anything 289 00:13:05,953 --> 00:13:07,747 that makes you feel uncomfortable, 290 00:13:07,789 --> 00:13:09,874 then I can't see the harm. 291 00:13:09,916 --> 00:13:11,709 [grunts] 292 00:13:11,751 --> 00:13:13,378 Just be careful. 293 00:13:13,419 --> 00:13:15,213 The--the more you put out there, 294 00:13:15,254 --> 00:13:17,048 the more people are gonna want to get 295 00:13:17,090 --> 00:13:18,549 something from you, you know? 296 00:13:18,591 --> 00:13:21,511 [indistinct chatter] 297 00:13:35,233 --> 00:13:37,193 - [laughs] - [groans] 298 00:13:37,235 --> 00:13:39,278 I am too delicate for this heat. 299 00:13:39,320 --> 00:13:41,614 Speak quickly, I've got lunch with Allee in 10 minutes, 300 00:13:41,656 --> 00:13:43,366 and I'm already 30 minutes late. 301 00:13:43,408 --> 00:13:44,867 - Uh, we just got a call. This is big. 302 00:13:44,909 --> 00:13:47,370 I mean, this is actually, like, bigger than big. 303 00:13:47,412 --> 00:13:50,540 Julien Temple called. - Give me context, Rick. 304 00:13:50,581 --> 00:13:52,708 You can't just assume I know who you're talking about. 305 00:13:52,750 --> 00:13:54,085 I meet a lot of people. 306 00:13:54,127 --> 00:13:56,462 - Directed, uh, "The Great Rock 'n' Roll Swindle," 307 00:13:56,504 --> 00:13:59,298 "Absolute Beginners," and now he wants you 308 00:13:59,340 --> 00:14:03,886 to star in his next movie, "Earth Girls are Easy." 309 00:14:03,928 --> 00:14:06,180 [laughter] - Oh, my God. 310 00:14:06,222 --> 00:14:08,224 - He said, and I quote, 311 00:14:08,266 --> 00:14:10,935 "Angelyne is like Greek mythology." 312 00:14:10,977 --> 00:14:14,439 - Oh, this is huge. - Totally. 313 00:14:14,480 --> 00:14:16,441 - I won't audition. I'm done with that. 314 00:14:16,482 --> 00:14:18,359 And I will only play myself. 315 00:14:18,401 --> 00:14:20,778 - Yes, must be billed as Angelyne. 316 00:14:20,820 --> 00:14:22,572 - Yes. What else? 317 00:14:22,613 --> 00:14:24,991 - Oh, in a happy bit of symbiosis, 318 00:14:25,032 --> 00:14:27,493 "Los Angeles" magazine wants to send a journalist 319 00:14:27,535 --> 00:14:29,036 to do a feature profile on you. 320 00:14:29,078 --> 00:14:32,123 - Maybe we are saying "yes" to too many things. 321 00:14:32,165 --> 00:14:34,584 Life is a big negotiation-- 322 00:14:34,625 --> 00:14:36,419 buying a car, freeing a hostage, 323 00:14:36,461 --> 00:14:37,587 running for president, 324 00:14:37,628 --> 00:14:39,589 agreeing to a feature in a magazine. 325 00:14:39,630 --> 00:14:41,090 Rather than just saying "yes," 326 00:14:41,132 --> 00:14:42,592 you keep the other side talking, 327 00:14:42,633 --> 00:14:44,761 and eventually they will reveal to you 328 00:14:44,802 --> 00:14:47,555 what it is they actually want, and once you know that, 329 00:14:47,597 --> 00:14:50,349 you have the power to get what you want 330 00:14:50,391 --> 00:14:54,145 or what we want, which should be what I want. 331 00:14:54,187 --> 00:14:55,980 - Which is what we all want. 332 00:14:56,022 --> 00:15:00,485 Uh, next, although I do vehemently disagree on this, 333 00:15:00,526 --> 00:15:02,612 I did as you requested and turned down Oprah. 334 00:15:02,653 --> 00:15:04,113 - Thank God. Planes are... 335 00:15:04,155 --> 00:15:05,948 [squeals] Too claustrophobic. 336 00:15:05,990 --> 00:15:09,619 - But we do actually have an interesting offer, 337 00:15:09,660 --> 00:15:12,455 and these people have zero interest in your past-- 338 00:15:12,497 --> 00:15:14,957 "Hot Seat" with Wally George. 339 00:15:14,999 --> 00:15:16,626 - Ugh. Ew, fuck that guy. 340 00:15:16,667 --> 00:15:18,628 - Language. - Who is Wally George? 341 00:15:18,669 --> 00:15:20,463 - He's a very popular, very colorful, 342 00:15:20,505 --> 00:15:23,674 very conservative talk show host down in Orange County. 343 00:15:23,716 --> 00:15:25,051 - Yeah, that's one way to put it. 344 00:15:25,093 --> 00:15:26,636 - Yeah, he's controversial, 345 00:15:26,677 --> 00:15:28,971 but that is nothing that Angelyne can't handle. 346 00:15:29,013 --> 00:15:32,809 And besides, we are looking for platforms for her music video. 347 00:15:32,850 --> 00:15:34,560 - Well, I'm sure Oprah would've played the music video. 348 00:15:34,602 --> 00:15:36,479 - Oprah digs into people's pasts 349 00:15:36,521 --> 00:15:38,022 and makes them cry on her couch. 350 00:15:38,064 --> 00:15:39,816 I don't need that. - You're missing the point-- 351 00:15:39,857 --> 00:15:42,235 - Maybe you're missing the point? 352 00:15:42,276 --> 00:15:45,071 Don't you think so, Rick? Freddy? 353 00:15:45,113 --> 00:15:47,657 [both scream] You see? 354 00:15:47,698 --> 00:15:51,327 That is what your negative energy does, okay? 355 00:15:51,369 --> 00:15:53,162 I need to get the video out there. 356 00:15:53,204 --> 00:15:55,706 Let's book it. - Booked. 357 00:15:55,748 --> 00:15:57,792 - Okay, here. 358 00:15:57,834 --> 00:15:59,627 [light music] 359 00:15:59,669 --> 00:16:03,798 This is to Fritz in Germany. 360 00:16:03,840 --> 00:16:06,342 - Is it hot in here? Is that fan still broken? 361 00:16:06,384 --> 00:16:08,803 It feels hot. Can we--can we open a window? 362 00:16:08,845 --> 00:16:10,805 - Would you open a goddamn window, please? 363 00:16:10,847 --> 00:16:13,683 - Coming. - This is to Dennis in Sweden. 364 00:16:13,725 --> 00:16:15,685 - [smooches] [window opens] 365 00:16:15,727 --> 00:16:18,771 No, don't open the window. It's 100 degrees out. 366 00:16:18,813 --> 00:16:21,190 - Please, close the goddamn window, Andre. 367 00:16:21,232 --> 00:16:22,692 - C-can you give me a moment? 368 00:16:38,958 --> 00:16:41,044 Ooh. I'm back. 369 00:16:41,085 --> 00:16:42,837 Where were we? 370 00:16:42,879 --> 00:16:43,963 - Are you ready? 371 00:16:44,005 --> 00:16:46,340 Here he is-- 372 00:16:46,382 --> 00:16:48,259 that hard-hitting, award-winning 373 00:16:48,301 --> 00:16:50,053 conservative voice of television, 374 00:16:50,094 --> 00:16:52,555 Wally George. [cheers] 375 00:16:52,597 --> 00:16:55,433 all: [chanting] Wally! Wally! Wally! 376 00:16:55,475 --> 00:16:58,644 - Oh, Wally George? Oh, I'll never forget that. 377 00:16:58,686 --> 00:17:00,855 It was like a goddamn lion's den. 378 00:17:00,897 --> 00:17:02,732 [chuckles] 379 00:17:02,774 --> 00:17:05,318 [scoffs] Fucking Orange County, man. 380 00:17:05,359 --> 00:17:07,487 - I took it as a big middle finger 381 00:17:07,528 --> 00:17:09,864 to the queer community that embraced her. 382 00:17:09,906 --> 00:17:12,158 Spend five minutes watching videos of Wally George 383 00:17:12,200 --> 00:17:14,911 on YouTube, you'll know exactly what I'm talking about. 384 00:17:14,952 --> 00:17:16,454 But that's Angelyne. 385 00:17:16,496 --> 00:17:18,581 Anything to sell another T-shirt. 386 00:17:18,623 --> 00:17:22,418 - Welcome back, everybody, and our guest is Angelyne, 387 00:17:22,460 --> 00:17:25,421 who is famous for absolutely nothing! 388 00:17:25,463 --> 00:17:28,091 - Nothing! [audience cheers] 389 00:17:28,132 --> 00:17:30,343 I think you're gonna fall out of that dress any second. 390 00:17:30,385 --> 00:17:33,262 [audience cheers] 391 00:17:33,304 --> 00:17:34,764 Now, listen, Angelyne, 392 00:17:34,806 --> 00:17:36,766 I'm gonna ask you something serious. 393 00:17:36,808 --> 00:17:40,561 I-I mean, don't you feel a little self-conscious 394 00:17:40,603 --> 00:17:42,688 dressed in that kind of a revealing outfit? 395 00:17:42,730 --> 00:17:44,440 - No. [high-pitched voice] No. 396 00:17:44,482 --> 00:17:46,567 - I think you should be a little more modest. 397 00:17:46,609 --> 00:17:49,278 Don't you think so? all: No! 398 00:17:49,320 --> 00:17:52,615 - I would like to see Angelyne with a little more modesty. 399 00:17:52,657 --> 00:17:54,742 I think Angelyne would look a lot better 400 00:17:54,784 --> 00:17:56,786 in a--in a turtleneck sweater, don't you? 401 00:17:56,828 --> 00:17:58,621 all: No! 402 00:17:58,663 --> 00:18:00,039 - Do you have the feeling... 403 00:18:00,081 --> 00:18:02,333 Do you have the feeling she might be a bimbo? 404 00:18:02,375 --> 00:18:05,628 all: Yeah! [cheering] 405 00:18:05,670 --> 00:18:07,004 - We have some guys in the audience 406 00:18:07,046 --> 00:18:08,756 who are dying to ask you a question. 407 00:18:08,798 --> 00:18:11,300 Will you consent to answer some questions? 408 00:18:11,342 --> 00:18:13,302 - Well, if they're dying, of course. 409 00:18:13,344 --> 00:18:14,929 Ooh. [cheers and applause] 410 00:18:14,971 --> 00:18:16,723 - Okay, number one, your name and your question. 411 00:18:16,764 --> 00:18:18,266 Go ahead. - Uh, my name's Phil. 412 00:18:18,307 --> 00:18:20,852 - Yes, they're real. 413 00:18:20,893 --> 00:18:22,270 - Are you gonna do this until they won't let you 414 00:18:22,311 --> 00:18:24,313 do it any more, until you have too many wrinkles or... 415 00:18:24,355 --> 00:18:25,773 [laughter] 416 00:18:25,815 --> 00:18:27,692 - Wrinkles are darling. I don't know. 417 00:18:27,734 --> 00:18:29,777 - I wonder if you ever considered settling down 418 00:18:29,819 --> 00:18:31,988 and, uh, raising a family or being married 419 00:18:32,029 --> 00:18:33,656 or if you're gonna do this for the rest of your life? 420 00:18:33,698 --> 00:18:35,783 - Will you ever settle down and have kiddies? 421 00:18:35,825 --> 00:18:36,993 - No. 422 00:18:37,034 --> 00:18:38,703 - Would you approve of your kids doing this? 423 00:18:38,745 --> 00:18:40,204 - Pardon me? - Would you approve 424 00:18:40,246 --> 00:18:41,748 of your kids doing the same thing that you're doing now? 425 00:18:41,789 --> 00:18:43,499 - You don't really know what I do. 426 00:18:43,541 --> 00:18:44,834 You don't really know who I am. 427 00:18:44,876 --> 00:18:47,295 I could be extraterrestrial, for all you know. 428 00:18:47,336 --> 00:18:50,715 [audience cheers] 429 00:18:52,467 --> 00:18:53,843 - I understand--Hold it. 430 00:18:53,885 --> 00:18:57,096 I understand that you have made a rock video. 431 00:18:57,138 --> 00:19:00,808 Here it is, Angelyne's video. 432 00:19:00,850 --> 00:19:04,353 - * I always keep a list * 433 00:19:04,395 --> 00:19:07,190 * Of all the guys I kiss * [audience shouting] 434 00:19:07,231 --> 00:19:11,694 * I always keep a list * 435 00:19:11,736 --> 00:19:13,821 * Of all the guys I kiss * 436 00:19:13,863 --> 00:19:16,908 [music and shouting muffle] 437 00:19:16,949 --> 00:19:19,994 * I rate them from one to ten * 438 00:19:20,036 --> 00:19:22,330 [laughter] 439 00:19:22,371 --> 00:19:25,875 [dramatic music] 440 00:19:35,385 --> 00:19:37,345 - I'm so sorry. I should've-- 441 00:19:37,387 --> 00:19:41,224 - Freddy and I... 442 00:19:41,265 --> 00:19:45,353 have been filming some really incredible material. 443 00:19:45,395 --> 00:19:47,355 [chuckles] 444 00:19:47,397 --> 00:19:50,608 * * 445 00:19:50,650 --> 00:19:53,778 You should find someone to release it 446 00:19:53,820 --> 00:19:57,865 and make a documentary of me. 447 00:19:57,907 --> 00:20:01,244 And I have an idea for a magazine 448 00:20:01,285 --> 00:20:03,788 called "Hot Pink," 449 00:20:03,830 --> 00:20:06,374 where my fans can contribute. 450 00:20:06,416 --> 00:20:08,584 * * 451 00:20:08,626 --> 00:20:13,423 They already send me so much wonderful love... 452 00:20:13,464 --> 00:20:17,510 and I-I want to be able to share that with the world. 453 00:20:17,552 --> 00:20:20,012 * * 454 00:20:20,054 --> 00:20:23,391 - Hollywood is a 24-hour-a-day movie, 455 00:20:23,433 --> 00:20:26,477 and a lot of times, you don't even realize 456 00:20:26,519 --> 00:20:30,022 that what's going on is a movie or a TV show. 457 00:20:30,064 --> 00:20:31,107 It's... 458 00:20:31,149 --> 00:20:34,485 Our field of vision is so small. 459 00:20:34,527 --> 00:20:36,821 Like, I remember one time, 460 00:20:36,863 --> 00:20:41,659 I saw a man jump off a building on my block, 461 00:20:41,701 --> 00:20:44,287 and I ran as fast as I could to help. 462 00:20:44,328 --> 00:20:48,124 And what do I see? 463 00:20:48,166 --> 00:20:51,461 There's a giant airbag and hundreds of crew, 464 00:20:51,502 --> 00:20:53,629 cameras, the whole ordeal. 465 00:20:53,671 --> 00:20:57,550 [chuckles] I mean, that's Hollywood. 466 00:20:58,760 --> 00:21:01,345 It's a fun place. 467 00:21:01,387 --> 00:21:04,140 It's also a dangerous place. 468 00:21:09,937 --> 00:21:11,230 - I think that might be one of them now. 469 00:21:11,272 --> 00:21:13,107 - Are you sure? - Not really. 470 00:21:13,149 --> 00:21:16,069 - Good enough for me. - [sighs] How was that? 471 00:21:16,110 --> 00:21:17,904 - That was Oscar worthy, but we got to go, 472 00:21:17,945 --> 00:21:20,114 like, 30 minutes ago. - Don't tell me what to do. 473 00:21:20,156 --> 00:21:22,075 - The writer from the "Los Angeles" magazine 474 00:21:22,116 --> 00:21:24,243 is probably there right now. - I'll be ready when I'm ready. 475 00:21:24,285 --> 00:21:25,787 - They have makeup people there. 476 00:21:25,828 --> 00:21:28,206 - Those people don't know what they're doing. 477 00:21:33,378 --> 00:21:35,546 [whispers] I am here for a reason. 478 00:21:35,588 --> 00:21:37,507 The universe supports me. 479 00:21:37,548 --> 00:21:41,260 I'm not confined by the limitations of this dimension. 480 00:21:41,302 --> 00:21:44,847 [breathes deeply] 481 00:21:44,889 --> 00:21:47,475 No one affects me. 482 00:21:47,517 --> 00:21:49,185 I do the affecting. 483 00:21:49,227 --> 00:21:50,686 - What? 484 00:21:50,728 --> 00:21:52,772 - Why can't I just write my own lines? 485 00:21:52,814 --> 00:21:54,148 I don't talk like that. 486 00:21:54,190 --> 00:21:55,566 - 'Cause you're not in the union. 487 00:21:55,608 --> 00:21:59,737 It's a Writers Guild thing. We have to go right now. 488 00:21:59,779 --> 00:22:02,448 [knock on door] 489 00:22:02,490 --> 00:22:03,825 Yes, can I help you? 490 00:22:03,866 --> 00:22:05,910 - Yes, um, I'm looking for Rachel. 491 00:22:05,952 --> 00:22:07,453 - There's no Rachel here. 492 00:22:07,495 --> 00:22:09,497 I think, uh, you've got the wrong address. 493 00:22:09,539 --> 00:22:10,998 - Wait. 494 00:22:11,040 --> 00:22:14,252 [dramatic music] 495 00:22:14,293 --> 00:22:21,217 * * 496 00:22:29,559 --> 00:22:32,270 Danny. 497 00:22:32,311 --> 00:22:34,021 - Rachel. 498 00:22:34,063 --> 00:22:36,274 - I don't know anybody by that name. 499 00:22:39,068 --> 00:22:41,446 Who else are you talking to? 500 00:22:42,238 --> 00:22:44,615 - Wow. Sorry. I can't stop staring. 501 00:22:44,657 --> 00:22:46,159 I just--I just can't believe 502 00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:49,120 we're sitting across from each other. 503 00:22:49,162 --> 00:22:51,080 My parents aren't gonna believe it either. 504 00:22:51,122 --> 00:22:53,416 [chuckles] I saw your painting on the news 505 00:22:53,458 --> 00:22:56,294 when I was in Morocco-- long story-- 506 00:22:56,335 --> 00:22:58,838 and I, uh--I recognized you immediately. 507 00:22:58,880 --> 00:23:00,173 Even with your whole new look, 508 00:23:00,214 --> 00:23:02,508 I just knew right away that it was you. 509 00:23:02,550 --> 00:23:05,678 [chuckles] 510 00:23:05,720 --> 00:23:07,472 - Why are you here? 511 00:23:10,141 --> 00:23:12,727 - Uh, well, you know... 512 00:23:12,769 --> 00:23:15,063 I, uh--I brought some stuff 513 00:23:15,104 --> 00:23:18,608 that I thought you might...want 514 00:23:18,649 --> 00:23:22,070 that you left behind. 515 00:23:22,111 --> 00:23:25,740 Also, just came to say hi and... 516 00:23:25,782 --> 00:23:27,241 congratulations. 517 00:23:27,283 --> 00:23:29,911 - Are you talking to the press? 518 00:23:29,952 --> 00:23:32,205 - No. No, no, no, no. 519 00:23:32,246 --> 00:23:35,917 That--that's not what this is about. 520 00:23:35,958 --> 00:23:39,712 - [sighs] Because if you are... 521 00:23:39,754 --> 00:23:44,384 * * 522 00:23:44,425 --> 00:23:46,594 I need to know. 523 00:23:46,636 --> 00:23:50,681 * * 524 00:23:50,723 --> 00:23:53,267 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. No, I'm-- 525 00:23:53,309 --> 00:23:57,313 - You can't be a part of this. - I can't be a part of what? 526 00:23:57,355 --> 00:24:00,566 * * 527 00:24:00,608 --> 00:24:01,943 [chuckles] 528 00:24:01,984 --> 00:24:05,029 I think I'm a little lost here. 529 00:24:05,071 --> 00:24:07,115 I truly just came here out of love. 530 00:24:07,156 --> 00:24:10,326 Just a simple hello, and I have your old passports, 531 00:24:10,368 --> 00:24:12,912 some old high-school photos that I took, your-- 532 00:24:12,954 --> 00:24:14,288 our wedding photos. 533 00:24:14,330 --> 00:24:16,874 - I don't want any of that. That's not... 534 00:24:16,916 --> 00:24:23,881 * * 535 00:24:23,923 --> 00:24:26,718 That's not... 536 00:24:26,759 --> 00:24:28,761 Angelyne. 537 00:24:28,803 --> 00:24:34,475 * * 538 00:24:34,517 --> 00:24:38,521 - No, but it-- it is you, Rachel. 539 00:24:38,563 --> 00:24:42,692 - [breathing sharply] 540 00:24:42,734 --> 00:24:44,861 * * 541 00:24:44,902 --> 00:24:47,488 - I-it's time for you to leave. 542 00:24:47,530 --> 00:24:54,495 * * 543 00:24:54,537 --> 00:24:57,165 - Will you at least acknowledge what we had together 544 00:24:57,206 --> 00:24:59,167 so I know I'm not crazy? 545 00:24:59,208 --> 00:25:02,003 - There is nothing to acknowledge 546 00:25:02,045 --> 00:25:05,465 because that is not a part of me. 547 00:25:05,506 --> 00:25:09,010 - But it is a part of me. 548 00:25:09,052 --> 00:25:13,473 - This isn't about you. This is my story. 549 00:25:13,514 --> 00:25:16,184 - This is my story, too. 550 00:25:16,225 --> 00:25:19,979 You are a big part of my story. 551 00:25:20,021 --> 00:25:22,774 You can't just erase people like that. 552 00:25:22,815 --> 00:25:25,651 - I can do whatever I want. 553 00:25:25,693 --> 00:25:27,570 You don't exist. 554 00:25:27,612 --> 00:25:29,280 - Excuse-- 555 00:25:42,543 --> 00:25:45,046 - What a weirdo. 556 00:25:45,088 --> 00:25:49,175 - [breathes deeply] 557 00:25:53,137 --> 00:25:55,640 You share these... 558 00:25:55,681 --> 00:25:59,143 incredibly intimate moments with someone you loved, 559 00:25:59,185 --> 00:26:03,189 and they're able to look you in the eye years later 560 00:26:03,231 --> 00:26:06,734 and say that none of it mattered? 561 00:26:06,776 --> 00:26:08,986 You don't matter? 562 00:26:09,028 --> 00:26:11,155 It doesn't exist? 563 00:26:14,659 --> 00:26:16,744 It hurts. 564 00:26:16,786 --> 00:26:19,664 - The truth is... 565 00:26:19,705 --> 00:26:24,127 I have always been Angelyne. 566 00:26:27,004 --> 00:26:30,174 And that's the only story you need to know. 567 00:26:39,350 --> 00:26:42,437 [indistinct chatter] 568 00:26:51,070 --> 00:26:52,989 - I think Angelyne is here. 569 00:26:53,030 --> 00:26:56,117 [engine rumbling] 570 00:27:03,249 --> 00:27:05,668 Ma'am, you okay? 571 00:27:05,710 --> 00:27:07,086 - What are you doing? 572 00:27:08,004 --> 00:27:10,131 [rumbling stops] 573 00:27:10,173 --> 00:27:11,632 Angelyne. 574 00:27:19,265 --> 00:27:22,560 We're right this way. [clears throat] 575 00:27:22,602 --> 00:27:24,687 So the guy from "L.A." magazine 576 00:27:24,729 --> 00:27:26,981 wants to do your interview between your two scenes. 577 00:27:27,023 --> 00:27:29,817 Is that okay with you? - Mm-hmm. 578 00:27:32,403 --> 00:27:34,614 - Is Rick still coming? 579 00:27:34,655 --> 00:27:36,324 - Mm-hmm. 580 00:27:39,243 --> 00:27:40,495 - This is your trailer. 581 00:27:40,536 --> 00:27:42,497 Everything's set up just the way you like it. 582 00:27:45,750 --> 00:27:48,211 - What is this? What is this? 583 00:27:48,252 --> 00:27:51,297 - So, since the character in the script is named Gas Girl, 584 00:27:51,339 --> 00:27:53,007 someone from production credited you as such, 585 00:27:53,049 --> 00:27:54,425 but we're going to fix it. 586 00:27:54,467 --> 00:27:56,427 - It was made clear that the only part I will play 587 00:27:56,469 --> 00:27:58,304 is Angelyne, not Gas Girl, not-- 588 00:27:58,346 --> 00:28:00,598 - Eyes on gas girl? Is she on set? 589 00:28:00,640 --> 00:28:03,476 - [sighs] I'm Angelyne. - Right. 590 00:28:03,518 --> 00:28:06,396 A-and what I'm saying is, it wasn't written for you. 591 00:28:06,437 --> 00:28:08,439 It's a character at a gas station. 592 00:28:08,481 --> 00:28:10,983 - I don't care what you think. Fix it. 593 00:28:11,025 --> 00:28:12,735 Or I will find somebody who will. 594 00:28:15,655 --> 00:28:17,782 - Yeah. No. 595 00:28:17,824 --> 00:28:19,659 It's a two-second cameo, for fuck's sake. 596 00:28:19,700 --> 00:28:20,993 No one cares, 597 00:28:21,035 --> 00:28:23,246 not about the credit and certainly not about you. 598 00:28:23,287 --> 00:28:25,873 I don't. I'm out. 599 00:28:25,915 --> 00:28:27,959 - Nobody quits me. 600 00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:29,877 [umbrella clatters] 601 00:28:44,559 --> 00:28:46,728 - I did care about her. 602 00:28:46,769 --> 00:28:48,563 I do. 603 00:28:50,523 --> 00:28:53,818 She would say, "Life is pain, and everyone is suffering. 604 00:28:53,860 --> 00:28:57,947 And the sooner you can get out of it, the better." 605 00:28:57,989 --> 00:29:02,034 Her positivity was her way of coping with that darkness. 606 00:29:02,076 --> 00:29:04,704 - I'm not a woman. 607 00:29:04,746 --> 00:29:08,166 I'm an icon. 608 00:29:08,207 --> 00:29:11,377 I'm not a woman. 609 00:29:11,419 --> 00:29:14,380 I'm an icon. 610 00:29:14,422 --> 00:29:17,842 I'm not a woman. 611 00:29:17,884 --> 00:29:20,762 I'm an icon. 612 00:29:20,803 --> 00:29:22,305 I'm not a woman. 613 00:29:22,346 --> 00:29:25,725 I'm an icon. 614 00:29:25,767 --> 00:29:27,894 I'm Angelyne. 615 00:29:27,935 --> 00:29:31,564 [soft music] 616 00:29:31,606 --> 00:29:34,358 What's the one thing that you know, hmm? 617 00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:37,111 It's how you feel. 618 00:29:37,153 --> 00:29:40,948 If you're frightened, you want to leave. 619 00:29:40,990 --> 00:29:44,994 If you love it, you want to stay. 620 00:29:45,036 --> 00:29:46,412 [exhales deeply] 621 00:29:46,454 --> 00:29:49,832 My quest is to feel good all the time, 622 00:29:49,874 --> 00:29:53,878 but it can be challenging in this reality. 623 00:29:53,920 --> 00:29:58,383 I have no respect for what this reality does to people. 624 00:29:58,424 --> 00:30:01,386 So I evolved. 625 00:30:01,427 --> 00:30:05,973 I left my body and became pure energy. 626 00:30:06,015 --> 00:30:08,559 It was so warm and loving. 627 00:30:08,601 --> 00:30:12,563 It was pure good, all light. 628 00:30:12,605 --> 00:30:14,816 - Like a, um, out-of-body experience? 629 00:30:14,857 --> 00:30:17,068 - Mm, I've been trying to go back ever since. 630 00:30:17,110 --> 00:30:19,237 Earth is... 631 00:30:19,278 --> 00:30:21,906 like a bus bench for cosmic bums, 632 00:30:21,948 --> 00:30:23,366 but the bus never comes. 633 00:30:23,408 --> 00:30:26,744 We're all trapped in this awful terrarium, 634 00:30:26,786 --> 00:30:30,498 but there are seams where the positivity can get through 635 00:30:30,540 --> 00:30:33,209 and help you connect to what it is you truly want. 636 00:30:33,251 --> 00:30:36,212 [tires squealing] 637 00:30:36,254 --> 00:30:38,297 [engine revving] 638 00:30:39,632 --> 00:30:43,261 - What kind of a kid were you? - Sad, lonely. 639 00:30:43,302 --> 00:30:44,303 - Why? 640 00:30:44,345 --> 00:30:45,847 - Well, Back in Ohio, 641 00:30:45,888 --> 00:30:48,474 I lost my parents at a young age. 642 00:30:48,516 --> 00:30:51,352 It made me look for attention with my tricks. 643 00:30:51,394 --> 00:30:53,438 I said, "Well... 644 00:30:53,479 --> 00:30:56,983 I'm going to get the love of the world." 645 00:30:57,024 --> 00:31:00,820 - And how old were you when they passed away? 646 00:31:00,862 --> 00:31:03,740 - Five and under. 647 00:31:03,781 --> 00:31:05,324 - Five or under? 648 00:31:05,366 --> 00:31:07,285 [rock music plays on car stereo] 649 00:31:07,326 --> 00:31:10,455 - This is me, my band. 650 00:31:10,496 --> 00:31:13,124 - Right. "Kiss Me L.A.," right? 651 00:31:13,166 --> 00:31:14,792 Yeah, I know this one. 652 00:31:14,834 --> 00:31:16,377 I want to go back to your parents. 653 00:31:16,419 --> 00:31:17,795 So back in Ohio-- 654 00:31:17,837 --> 00:31:21,799 - You know what's so special about this song? 655 00:31:21,841 --> 00:31:24,177 - What? - It only has two lyrics. 656 00:31:24,218 --> 00:31:25,720 Do you know what they are? - Mm-mm. 657 00:31:25,762 --> 00:31:27,597 - I thought you were a fan. - No, I am a fan. 658 00:31:27,638 --> 00:31:28,765 I just didn't know that-- 659 00:31:28,806 --> 00:31:30,600 - "You know I'm getting off on you" 660 00:31:30,641 --> 00:31:32,143 and "kiss me, L.A.." 661 00:31:32,185 --> 00:31:33,728 - "Kiss me, L.A.," yeah. Right. 662 00:31:33,770 --> 00:31:36,272 - And all my music has been inspired by aliens. 663 00:31:36,314 --> 00:31:38,441 - Let's go back to something you said a moment ago 664 00:31:38,483 --> 00:31:40,485 in regards to your parents-- 665 00:31:40,526 --> 00:31:42,278 - * Kiss me, L.A. * 666 00:31:42,320 --> 00:31:44,572 See? Two lyrics. 667 00:31:44,614 --> 00:31:46,074 * Kiss me, L.A. * 668 00:31:46,115 --> 00:31:49,869 Let them wash over you like a mantra. 669 00:31:49,911 --> 00:31:51,996 - Angelyne, you've got to give me something here. please. 670 00:31:52,038 --> 00:31:55,708 - I'm trying to give you inner peace. 671 00:31:55,750 --> 00:31:58,002 - She called me spiritually constipated 672 00:31:58,044 --> 00:32:01,130 and dragged me to a tchotchke shop. 673 00:32:01,172 --> 00:32:04,842 - It would take us weeks to unblock all of that. 674 00:32:04,884 --> 00:32:08,304 - Then I'm going to need something extra for protection. 675 00:32:08,346 --> 00:32:11,974 - Protection from something in particular, doll? 676 00:32:12,016 --> 00:32:15,853 - Negativity, "intrusivity"... - Hmm. 677 00:32:15,895 --> 00:32:19,440 - [whispering] Prying eyes. - Mm. 678 00:32:19,482 --> 00:32:20,817 - Hmm. 679 00:32:20,858 --> 00:32:24,195 - This one will combat fixation and sorcery. 680 00:32:24,237 --> 00:32:26,989 - Hmm. 681 00:32:27,031 --> 00:32:30,410 - This one keeps people from fucking with your head. 682 00:32:30,451 --> 00:32:33,621 - Thank you, mommy, and him? 683 00:32:33,663 --> 00:32:35,832 What do you think, uh... 684 00:32:35,873 --> 00:32:37,625 rose quartz? - Mm. 685 00:32:37,667 --> 00:32:42,088 - Mm-hmm. It's by the intention pouches. 686 00:32:42,130 --> 00:32:45,216 [mystical music] 687 00:32:45,258 --> 00:32:47,552 - So how long have y'all known each other for? 688 00:32:47,593 --> 00:32:49,721 - 1,000 lifetimes, 689 00:32:49,762 --> 00:32:51,514 since she was a queen in ancient Egypt. 690 00:32:51,556 --> 00:32:53,683 - A long time before Idaho. 691 00:32:55,685 --> 00:32:58,646 - Well, which is it, Angelyne, Ohio or Idaho? 692 00:33:02,108 --> 00:33:03,818 If you won't let other people talk to me, 693 00:33:03,860 --> 00:33:05,653 then you have to talk to me. 694 00:33:05,695 --> 00:33:07,697 Tell me where you grew up. When did you move to L.A.? 695 00:33:07,739 --> 00:33:10,742 - You are completely missing the point of who I am. 696 00:33:10,783 --> 00:33:13,453 It is the essence, the inspiration, 697 00:33:13,494 --> 00:33:14,912 and that is what I am giving you. 698 00:33:14,954 --> 00:33:16,873 - I need more than essence and inspiration, okay? 699 00:33:16,914 --> 00:33:20,668 I need a story that I can print in "The Hollywood Reporter." 700 00:33:20,710 --> 00:33:21,919 Okay, you know what? 701 00:33:21,961 --> 00:33:23,838 I don't think this is gonna work out. 702 00:33:23,880 --> 00:33:26,090 I'm sorry. Good luck with your Indiegogo campaign. 703 00:33:26,132 --> 00:33:27,508 It was nice to meet you. 704 00:33:30,386 --> 00:33:31,679 Okay. 705 00:33:33,389 --> 00:33:34,807 - Wait. 706 00:33:40,354 --> 00:33:42,690 What if I... 707 00:33:44,901 --> 00:33:49,113 Show you something I've never show anybody before? 708 00:33:49,155 --> 00:33:53,951 * * 709 00:33:53,993 --> 00:33:58,206 A seam in the cosmic structure of the universe. 710 00:34:16,891 --> 00:34:20,061 - You know, you could've told me. 711 00:34:20,103 --> 00:34:21,646 My clothes? 712 00:34:23,356 --> 00:34:25,733 - Sweetie, this is my show. 713 00:34:25,775 --> 00:34:27,860 Nobody's looking at you. 714 00:34:27,902 --> 00:34:30,279 [Nina Hagen's "UFO"] 715 00:34:30,321 --> 00:34:32,990 - * UFOs * 716 00:34:33,032 --> 00:34:38,788 * Upon Kyoto * 717 00:34:38,830 --> 00:34:43,626 [singing in German] 718 00:34:43,668 --> 00:34:45,795 * Upon Kyoto * 719 00:34:45,837 --> 00:34:48,047 - Angelyne. - Hi. 720 00:34:48,089 --> 00:34:50,800 - [singing in German] 721 00:34:50,842 --> 00:34:54,262 - Angelyne, you're an icon. 722 00:34:54,303 --> 00:34:58,975 - * Absolute concentration, transcendental meditation * 723 00:34:59,016 --> 00:35:01,602 - Darling, everyone's waiting. 724 00:35:01,644 --> 00:35:03,938 * * 725 00:35:03,980 --> 00:35:09,652 - * It's a totally different energy * 726 00:35:09,694 --> 00:35:12,155 * * 727 00:35:12,196 --> 00:35:14,115 [Nina Hagen's "Cosmic Shiva"] 728 00:35:14,157 --> 00:35:16,659 One... 729 00:35:16,701 --> 00:35:19,495 two... 730 00:35:19,537 --> 00:35:23,666 three... 731 00:35:23,708 --> 00:35:27,170 four... 732 00:35:27,211 --> 00:35:30,715 five... 733 00:35:30,757 --> 00:35:33,718 six... 734 00:35:33,760 --> 00:35:38,097 seven... 735 00:35:38,139 --> 00:35:41,350 eight... 736 00:35:41,392 --> 00:35:44,520 nine... 737 00:35:44,562 --> 00:35:45,980 materialize. 738 00:35:46,022 --> 00:35:48,983 Cosma Shiva! Galaxina! 739 00:35:49,025 --> 00:35:51,027 [baby laughs] In any case, we are in space. 740 00:35:51,069 --> 00:35:52,987 In any case, we are in space. 741 00:35:53,029 --> 00:35:54,864 In any case, we are in space. 742 00:35:54,906 --> 00:35:57,492 In any case, we are in space. 743 00:35:57,533 --> 00:36:01,537 [singing in German] 744 00:36:01,579 --> 00:36:08,586 * * 745 00:36:08,628 --> 00:36:12,256 Cosma Shiva! Galaxina! 746 00:36:12,298 --> 00:36:16,135 Cosma Shiva! Galaxina! 747 00:36:16,177 --> 00:36:19,305 [singing in German] 748 00:36:19,347 --> 00:36:26,270 * * 749 00:36:47,417 --> 00:36:50,420 Cosma Shiva! Galaxina! 750 00:36:50,461 --> 00:36:52,088 - Ooh. 751 00:36:52,130 --> 00:36:55,174 Cosma Shiva! Galaxina! 752 00:36:55,216 --> 00:36:58,344 [singing in German] 753 00:36:58,386 --> 00:37:05,101 * * 754 00:37:06,811 --> 00:37:09,021 - In that moment... 755 00:37:09,063 --> 00:37:11,607 in that light, 756 00:37:11,649 --> 00:37:14,694 I saw her the way that she wanted me to see her. 757 00:37:14,736 --> 00:37:18,990 - He wanted to understand who I am, 758 00:37:19,031 --> 00:37:21,492 but he didn't ask any good questions. 759 00:37:21,534 --> 00:37:24,871 This is who I am. I engage with people. 760 00:37:24,912 --> 00:37:28,207 I take them to a higher plane. 761 00:37:29,667 --> 00:37:31,794 [laughter, indistinct chatter] 762 00:37:31,836 --> 00:37:33,963 - * And she'll tease you * 763 00:37:34,005 --> 00:37:36,049 * She'll unease you * 764 00:37:36,090 --> 00:37:40,261 * All the better just to please you * 765 00:37:40,303 --> 00:37:43,139 - Having fun? - It's a party. 766 00:37:43,181 --> 00:37:47,143 - So when does this publish? 767 00:37:47,185 --> 00:37:48,936 - I'm not sure this will publish. 768 00:37:48,978 --> 00:37:52,398 - You have to. I need my billboard. 769 00:37:52,440 --> 00:37:54,650 - I honestly don't know how to describe what happened today. 770 00:37:54,692 --> 00:37:55,902 I really don't. 771 00:37:55,943 --> 00:37:59,989 * * 772 00:38:00,031 --> 00:38:04,660 - I know that you love me... 773 00:38:04,702 --> 00:38:07,622 and you do not... 774 00:38:07,663 --> 00:38:09,749 want to hurt me. 775 00:38:09,791 --> 00:38:13,503 - * She'll lay you on a throne * 776 00:38:13,544 --> 00:38:16,547 * She's got Bette Davis eyes * 777 00:38:16,589 --> 00:38:19,258 - I guess I'll try to think of something. 778 00:38:20,635 --> 00:38:23,304 - What you see... 779 00:38:23,346 --> 00:38:25,515 here... 780 00:38:25,556 --> 00:38:28,851 is everything you need to know about me. 781 00:38:28,893 --> 00:38:31,437 All you need... 782 00:38:31,479 --> 00:38:33,689 is now. 783 00:38:33,731 --> 00:38:36,317 Now. 784 00:38:36,359 --> 00:38:37,693 Now. 785 00:38:37,735 --> 00:38:39,695 * * 786 00:38:39,737 --> 00:38:41,739 [chuckles] 787 00:38:41,781 --> 00:38:43,991 - * She's ferocious * 788 00:38:44,033 --> 00:38:45,743 - Did I get the truth about her? 789 00:38:45,785 --> 00:38:47,412 No, but I wanted to help her. 790 00:38:47,453 --> 00:38:50,706 So I wrote a vibe piece, and I was right. 791 00:38:50,748 --> 00:38:54,711 The article was good for her, and she got her billboard. 792 00:38:54,752 --> 00:38:56,129 But about two years later, 793 00:38:56,170 --> 00:38:58,381 the truth magically did fall in my lap. 794 00:38:58,423 --> 00:39:00,049 [computer beeps] 795 00:39:00,091 --> 00:39:02,176 [distant telephone ringing] 796 00:39:02,218 --> 00:39:05,138 [spacey music] 797 00:39:05,179 --> 00:39:11,769 * * 798 00:39:11,811 --> 00:39:14,480 He said he worked at a government agency. 799 00:39:14,522 --> 00:39:16,649 He said he was a hobby genealogist, 800 00:39:16,691 --> 00:39:18,234 but I can't tell you who it is. 801 00:39:18,276 --> 00:39:20,194 I don't reveal my sources. 802 00:39:20,236 --> 00:39:23,823 Hi, I'm Jeff Glaser. 803 00:39:23,865 --> 00:39:26,743 I think you, uh, emailed me. 804 00:39:26,784 --> 00:39:33,666 * * 805 00:39:41,507 --> 00:39:43,551 Holy shit. 806 00:39:43,593 --> 00:39:48,056 * * 807 00:39:48,097 --> 00:39:50,016 [geese honking] 808 00:39:50,058 --> 00:39:55,021 * * 809 00:39:55,063 --> 00:39:56,856 - Rachel. 810 00:39:56,898 --> 00:39:58,524 Actually, "The Hollywood Reporter" 811 00:39:58,566 --> 00:40:00,151 wasn't even the first to figure out 812 00:40:00,193 --> 00:40:02,528 the whole truth about Angelyne's past. 813 00:40:02,570 --> 00:40:04,697 This college kid cracked the whole case 814 00:40:04,739 --> 00:40:06,240 wide open well before Jeff. 815 00:40:06,282 --> 00:40:07,700 - My name is Max Allen, 816 00:40:07,742 --> 00:40:10,620 and I started making a documentary about Angelyne 817 00:40:10,661 --> 00:40:12,163 in 2012. 818 00:40:12,205 --> 00:40:14,791 And as far as I know, I was the first person 819 00:40:14,832 --> 00:40:19,003 to discover the whole truth about Angelyne, so... 820 00:40:19,045 --> 00:40:22,757 Yeah, I guess you could say I learned a lot. 821 00:40:22,799 --> 00:40:24,842 One thing I learned was that Angelyne doesn't think 822 00:40:24,884 --> 00:40:27,595 in the traditional beginning, middle, and end. 823 00:40:27,637 --> 00:40:30,765 You ask her, she was always going up. 824 00:40:30,807 --> 00:40:34,894 There was never a peak, certainly never a down period, 825 00:40:34,936 --> 00:40:37,980 but that's simply not true. 826 00:40:38,022 --> 00:40:45,196 * *