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- Angelyne!
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- It was a real loss
to the city
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when Frederick's of Hollywood
closed.
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There is where
I get my underwear now...
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all handmade
and original, of course.
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- Yeah, of course.
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- I had billboards
all around here.
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I got famous just like that.
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- I was there for everything.
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I was on all the phone calls.
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I was on
all the billboard shoots.
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It's a nonstop roller coaster.
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You see, she's up there
with Marilyn, Greta Garbo.
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Classic Hollywood--that's
how I saw her from day one.
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I came to town for work,
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and I figured
I'd do some sightseeing.
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- "Simon & Simon,"
"Knight Rider,"
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and "The A-Team."
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- There are moments in life
that defy all logic,
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when the cosmos decides
to bring you in on the secret.
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- Yeah, I mean,
that was a bit much...
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- And you just have
to be ready to listen.
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Excuse me, Angelyne?
My name is Rick Krause.
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I'm a fellow artist
and a huge fan.
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I am in town
doing celebrity portraits,
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and to my mind,
God's honest truth,
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hand to my heart,
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no truer Hollywood celebrity
exists today than you.
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- She liked my paintings
so much,
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she asked if I'd help out
around the office.
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Just basic stuff, you know--
calls, bills.
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She knows it's a drought,
but she needs the water.
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How many--
how many gallons of water
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is the actual quota
that you're ra--
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Well, isn't there, like,
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a celebrity dispensation
or something?
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The woman needs to ablute.
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Would you please, ma'am,
deal with me like a human being
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and put down your script and...
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- Oh, good.
You're still here, Rick.
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I'd like to offer you
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a full-time job
as my office manager.
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- Oh, no way.
- Mm-hmm.
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- Uh, what are--
what are the hours?
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- 9:00 until 1:00.
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- Is that 9:00 until 1:00 p.m.
Or--or 1:00 in the morning?
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- 9:00 until one of us dies.
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- Oh, cool.
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You have to realize
that when Angelyne showed up,
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L.A. needed her.
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I mean, thanks to Reagan
and his cronies,
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homelessness was on the rise.
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Everyone's getting lung cancer
because of pollution,
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and then Angelyne provided
color and humor and--
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- And essence, my essence.
- Yeah, and essence.
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She--she brightened up
a otherwise grim landscape.
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And I do believe
that her hot-pink image was--
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it was an escape
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for the collective
consciousness of the city.
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- Good, good.
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Now do it from the top
with the essence part,
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but make it natural.
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- You have to realize
that when Angelyne showed up,
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L.A. needed her.
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- Angelyne!
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- Angelyne.
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- I don't like to
talk about what's next.
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I like to talk about now.
Ooh.
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- Barbie.
- Hey, sweetie.
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- Are you Barbie?
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- Angelyne! Hey!
You want to go out with me?
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- Mm-mm.
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- I don't know, but obviously
she's doing something right
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because she's up there
and we're down here.
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- This is great.
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Oh, wow.
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I've never seen
anything like this.
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- Looking good.
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Here she comes!
Whoo!
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- The lady of the hour.
Here we go.
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- I knew she'd like it.
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- So?
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- Truly magnificent.
- Mm-hmm.
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- I sure hope
this 22 grand pays off.
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- It's always
money, money, money.
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You got to be
in the now, now, now, honey.
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I bet people will talk
about this 100 years from now.
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- Like this?
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- That's beautiful.
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- Oh, Jesus.
- Oh.
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- It's working.
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- Holy shit.
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- Here, I thought she peaked
back with the billboards.
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Boy, was I wrong.
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Just talked to a guy who flew
all the way out from Sweden
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for a lunch date with her.
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- Her allure is wild.
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- Lucky of you,
she's here today.
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- Should I go get her now?
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All right, come on.
Let's go.
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- Coming here?
- I think he's coming here.
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- Oh, God, okay.
Um, shoes.
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Shoes, shoes.
Left, right.
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- This is the kind of crowd
Angelyne brings.
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- Done.
- Bobby, Sue.
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- Oh, you know,
I'm gonna be on the TV.
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Help me.
- Yeah, let me get...
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- Get the pillow.
Quick, quick.
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- Okay.
Where do you want me?
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- Um, on the couch
like you're watching.
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- Okay, teeth.
Pull your skirt down.
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- Good?
- Have a good show.
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- My God, it's Angelyne.
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I have been trying to get you
on the show for years,
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and now you have this
ten-story wall in Hollywood.
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It's so big.
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- Well, I just really
like things big, Russell.
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- Whoa, we're on TV here.
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Angelyne, we're just
dying to know about you.
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Do you promise
to open up to us?
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Only if you open up
to me first.
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- Honey, come look,
Angelyne's on.
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- Do you ever get tired
of the attention?
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- No, I have
an insatiable appetite
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for three things...
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- I bought her
those sunglasses.
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- First, attention.
Second, teasing.
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Third, money.
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Isn't money adorable?
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It's so green a pretty.
- It is.
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So how many billboards do you
actually have right now?
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- Isn't this
that lady you know?
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- 193 billboards.
- Aah!
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- But what everybody's
dying to know is,
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what exactly do you do?
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- I make boys horny.
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- The rest of us
work for a living.
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Is there anything more to you?
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- There's so much suffering
in the world,
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and I am a divine...
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sex goddess presence
for people to discover
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and relate to.
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And then they pay me.
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- At 2,300 an hour
for an appearance.
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- It's up to 2,400 now,
thanks to you.
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- Now we know that you're busy
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doing whatever it is
you do exactly,
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but...
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is Angelyne at her peak?
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- I'll be peaking...soon.
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I bet you will.
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- It's all about the tease
with men.
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Men like to make women
feel powerless,
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and teasing is how we get
the power back.
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So that's exactly what I did
with Hugh Hefner.
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- Angelyne, please take a seat.
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Make yourself at home.
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You know, you have a...
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real Marilyn quality about you.
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You know, she was on the cover
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of our first issue
we did in '53, you know?
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- Oh, I know.
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Marilyn is my art mother
of sorts.
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- Well, I bet she is.
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- I also know
that she never gave you consent
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to use her photos.
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You bought them from another
man who paid her pennies
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to take them
several years earlier
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because she needed to make
her car payment.
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And then you used them
to launch your empire.
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And voilĂ !
Ah.
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You are a multimillionaire,
and she's dead.
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But I'm rambling.
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You know all this.
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- Mm.
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- What's your pitch, Hugh?
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Why do you have
such a hard-on to meet me?
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- You have your billboards,
but I know there's more.
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Tell me more.
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Who is the real Angelyne?
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That's the story I want.
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- Don't you love
the not knowing?
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The desperate energy...
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As it builds up inside of you
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as you wonder,
as it drives you mad?
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That way...
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I can be whoever...
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whatever...
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however...
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you want me to be.
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- You know,
one of our photographers
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suggested you for our
"celebrity of the year" issue?
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She said that you have more
sex appeal with your clothes on
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than all the other girls she
shot with their clothes off.
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- That is so sweet.
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You should tell
your photographer
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to join my fan club.
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- But I'm not interested
in those photos of you.
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- I thought it was made clear
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I would never pose
with my clothes off?
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- It was made abundantly clear,
Angelyne.
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- You know,
millions of girls dream
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of an opportunity like this.
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- That's cute,
but I'm not millions of girls.
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See, I don't need this.
- Oh.
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- I have 200 billboards
all over Los Angeles...
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but I'd love to find a way
to help you out.
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Maybe I can license you
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a few of the photos
that Freddy took.
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Perhaps you commission Rick
to write the article.
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Otherwise I'm struggling to see
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what's in it for me.
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- I'm offering advice on
how to maximize your potential.
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- It sounds like
you're trying to get me
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to take my clothes off
and give you my story
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so you can sell more copies
of your magazine.
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If you want the story
of my life...
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It's on a wall
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at the corner
of Hollywood and Vine.
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It's hard to miss.
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It was a pleasure
to meet you, Hugh.
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Ta-ta.
Let's go, boys.
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- I didn't know who the hell
I was when I first met her.
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All I saw was
this badass rebel queen
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who didn't give a fuck about
what she was supposed to do
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with her life,
her body, her sexuality.
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She just put it all out there
for the world to see.
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- You're a rebel, Angelyne.
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Telling Hugh Hefner no?
- Mm-hmm.
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- I would've paid good money
to see the look on his face.
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- To be honest, his face never
actually changed its expression
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beyond a general smugness.
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I'm proud of you, Angelyne.
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- Harold?
- Yeah.
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- You know anything about...
foot fetishes?
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- I can't say I do.
Why do you ask?
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- We have this German fan.
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He's asking for something...
more personal.
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- Mm-hmm.
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So what,
does he want your shoes?
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- No, I already sent him
some heels,
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but now he wants a video.
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- Well, as long as
you're not doing anything
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that makes you
feel uncomfortable,
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then I can't see the harm.
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Just be careful.
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The--the more
you put out there,
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the more people
are gonna want to get
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something from you, you know?
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I am too delicate
for this heat.
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Speak quickly, I've got lunch
with Allee in 10 minutes,
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and I'm already
30 minutes late.
253
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- Uh, we just got a call.
This is big.
254
00:13:44,866 --> 00:13:47,327
I mean, this is actually, like,
bigger than big.
255
00:13:47,369 --> 00:13:50,497
Julien Temple called.
- Give me context, Rick.
256
00:13:50,538 --> 00:13:52,665
You can't just assume I know
who you're talking about.
257
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I meet a lot of people.
258
00:13:54,084 --> 00:13:56,419
- Directed, uh, "The Great
Rock 'n' Roll Swindle,"
259
00:13:56,461 --> 00:13:59,255
"Absolute Beginners,"
and now he wants you
260
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to star in his next movie,
"Earth Girls are Easy."
261
00:14:03,885 --> 00:14:06,137
- Oh, my God.
262
00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:08,181
- He said, and I quote,
263
00:14:08,223 --> 00:14:10,892
"Angelyne is like
Greek mythology."
264
00:14:10,934 --> 00:14:14,396
- Oh, this is huge.
- Totally.
265
00:14:14,437 --> 00:14:16,398
- I won't audition.
I'm done with that.
266
00:14:16,439 --> 00:14:18,316
And I will only play myself.
267
00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:20,735
- Yes, must be billed
as Angelyne.
268
00:14:20,777 --> 00:14:22,529
- Yes.
What else?
269
00:14:22,570 --> 00:14:24,948
- Oh, in a happy bit
of symbiosis,
270
00:14:24,989 --> 00:14:27,450
"Los Angeles" magazine wants
to send a journalist
271
00:14:27,492 --> 00:14:28,993
to do a feature profile on you.
272
00:14:29,035 --> 00:14:32,080
- Maybe we are saying "yes"
to too many things.
273
00:14:32,122 --> 00:14:34,541
Life is a big negotiation--
274
00:14:34,582 --> 00:14:36,376
buying a car,
freeing a hostage,
275
00:14:36,418 --> 00:14:37,544
running for president,
276
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agreeing to a feature
in a magazine.
277
00:14:39,587 --> 00:14:41,047
Rather than just saying "yes,"
278
00:14:41,089 --> 00:14:42,549
you keep
the other side talking,
279
00:14:42,590 --> 00:14:44,718
and eventually
they will reveal to you
280
00:14:44,759 --> 00:14:47,512
what it is they actually want,
and once you know that,
281
00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:50,306
you have the power
to get what you want
282
00:14:50,348 --> 00:14:54,102
or what we want,
which should be what I want.
283
00:14:54,144 --> 00:14:55,937
- Which is what we all want.
284
00:14:55,979 --> 00:15:00,442
Uh, next, although I do
vehemently disagree on this,
285
00:15:00,483 --> 00:15:02,569
I did as you requested
and turned down Oprah.
286
00:15:02,610 --> 00:15:04,070
- Thank God.
Planes are...
287
00:15:04,112 --> 00:15:05,905
Too claustrophobic.
288
00:15:05,947 --> 00:15:09,576
- But we do actually have
an interesting offer,
289
00:15:09,617 --> 00:15:12,412
and these people have
zero interest in your past--
290
00:15:12,454 --> 00:15:14,914
"Hot Seat" with Wally George.
291
00:15:14,956 --> 00:15:16,583
- Ugh.
Ew, fuck that guy.
292
00:15:16,624 --> 00:15:18,585
- Language.
- Who is Wally George?
293
00:15:18,626 --> 00:15:20,420
- He's a very popular,
very colorful,
294
00:15:20,462 --> 00:15:23,631
very conservative talk show
host down in Orange County.
295
00:15:23,673 --> 00:15:25,008
- Yeah, that's one way
to put it.
296
00:15:25,050 --> 00:15:26,593
- Yeah, he's controversial,
297
00:15:26,634 --> 00:15:28,928
but that is nothing
that Angelyne can't handle.
298
00:15:28,970 --> 00:15:32,766
And besides, we are looking for
platforms for her music video.
299
00:15:32,807 --> 00:15:34,517
- Well, I'm sure Oprah would've
played the music video.
300
00:15:34,559 --> 00:15:36,436
- Oprah digs
into people's pasts
301
00:15:36,478 --> 00:15:37,979
and makes them cry
on her couch.
302
00:15:38,021 --> 00:15:39,773
I don't need that.
- You're missing the point--
303
00:15:39,814 --> 00:15:42,192
- Maybe you're missing
the point?
304
00:15:42,233 --> 00:15:45,028
Don't you think so, Rick?
Freddy?
305
00:15:45,070 --> 00:15:47,614
You see?
306
00:15:47,655 --> 00:15:51,284
That is what your negative
energy does, okay?
307
00:15:51,326 --> 00:15:53,119
I need to get the video
out there.
308
00:15:53,161 --> 00:15:55,663
Let's book it.
- Booked.
309
00:15:55,705 --> 00:15:57,749
- Okay, here.
310
00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:03,755
This is to Fritz in Germany.
311
00:16:03,797 --> 00:16:06,299
- Is it hot in here?
Is that fan still broken?
312
00:16:06,341 --> 00:16:08,760
It feels hot.
Can we--can we open a window?
313
00:16:08,802 --> 00:16:10,762
- Would you open
a goddamn window, please?
314
00:16:10,804 --> 00:16:13,640
- Coming.
- This is to Dennis in Sweden.
315
00:16:15,684 --> 00:16:18,728
No, don't open the window.
It's 100 degrees out.
316
00:16:18,770 --> 00:16:21,147
- Please, close
the goddamn window, Andre.
317
00:16:21,189 --> 00:16:22,649
- C-can you give me a moment?
318
00:16:38,915 --> 00:16:41,001
Ooh.
I'm back.
319
00:16:41,042 --> 00:16:42,794
Where were we?
320
00:16:42,836 --> 00:16:43,920
- Are you ready?
321
00:16:43,962 --> 00:16:46,297
Here he is--
322
00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:48,216
that hard-hitting,
award-winning
323
00:16:48,258 --> 00:16:50,010
conservative voice
of television,
324
00:16:50,051 --> 00:16:52,512
Wally George.
325
00:16:52,554 --> 00:16:55,390
Wally! Wally! Wally!
326
00:16:55,432 --> 00:16:58,601
- Oh, Wally George?
Oh, I'll never forget that.
327
00:16:58,643 --> 00:17:00,812
It was like
a goddamn lion's den.
328
00:17:02,731 --> 00:17:05,275
Fucking Orange County, man.
329
00:17:05,316 --> 00:17:07,444
- I took it
as a big middle finger
330
00:17:07,485 --> 00:17:09,821
to the queer community
that embraced her.
331
00:17:09,863 --> 00:17:12,115
Spend five minutes watching
videos of Wally George
332
00:17:12,157 --> 00:17:14,868
on YouTube, you'll know
exactly what I'm talking about.
333
00:17:14,909 --> 00:17:16,411
But that's Angelyne.
334
00:17:16,453 --> 00:17:18,538
Anything
to sell another T-shirt.
335
00:17:18,580 --> 00:17:22,375
- Welcome back, everybody,
and our guest is Angelyne,
336
00:17:22,417 --> 00:17:25,378
who is famous
for absolutely nothing!
337
00:17:25,420 --> 00:17:28,048
- Nothing!
338
00:17:28,089 --> 00:17:30,300
I think you're gonna fall
out of that dress any second.
339
00:17:33,261 --> 00:17:34,721
Now, listen, Angelyne,
340
00:17:34,763 --> 00:17:36,723
I'm gonna ask you
something serious.
341
00:17:36,765 --> 00:17:40,518
I-I mean, don't you feel
a little self-conscious
342
00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:42,645
dressed in that kind
of a revealing outfit?
343
00:17:42,687 --> 00:17:44,397
- No.
No.
344
00:17:44,439 --> 00:17:46,524
- I think you should be
a little more modest.
345
00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:49,235
Don't you think so?
No!
346
00:17:49,277 --> 00:17:52,572
- I would like to see Angelyne
with a little more modesty.
347
00:17:52,614 --> 00:17:54,699
I think Angelyne
would look a lot better
348
00:17:54,741 --> 00:17:56,743
in a--in a turtleneck sweater,
don't you?
349
00:17:56,785 --> 00:17:58,578
No!
350
00:17:58,620 --> 00:17:59,996
- Do you have the feeling...
351
00:18:00,038 --> 00:18:02,290
Do you have the feeling
she might be a bimbo?
352
00:18:02,332 --> 00:18:05,585
Yeah!
353
00:18:05,627 --> 00:18:06,961
- We have some guys
in the audience
354
00:18:07,003 --> 00:18:08,713
who are dying
to ask you a question.
355
00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:11,257
Will you consent
to answer some questions?
356
00:18:11,299 --> 00:18:13,259
- Well, if they're dying,
of course.
357
00:18:13,301 --> 00:18:14,886
Ooh.
358
00:18:14,928 --> 00:18:16,680
- Okay, number one,
your name and your question.
359
00:18:16,721 --> 00:18:18,223
Go ahead.
- Uh, my name's Phil.
360
00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:20,809
- Yes, they're real.
361
00:18:20,850 --> 00:18:22,227
- Are you gonna do this
until they won't let you
362
00:18:22,268 --> 00:18:24,270
do it any more, until you
have too many wrinkles or...
363
00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:27,649
- Wrinkles are darling.
I don't know.
364
00:18:27,691 --> 00:18:29,734
- I wonder if you ever
considered settling down
365
00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:31,945
and, uh, raising a family
or being married
366
00:18:31,986 --> 00:18:33,613
or if you're gonna do this
for the rest of your life?
367
00:18:33,655 --> 00:18:35,740
- Will you ever settle down
and have kiddies?
368
00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:36,950
- No.
369
00:18:36,991 --> 00:18:38,660
- Would you approve
of your kids doing this?
370
00:18:38,702 --> 00:18:40,161
- Pardon me?
- Would you approve
371
00:18:40,203 --> 00:18:41,705
of your kids doing the same
thing that you're doing now?
372
00:18:41,746 --> 00:18:43,456
- You don't really know
what I do.
373
00:18:43,498 --> 00:18:44,791
You don't really know who I am.
374
00:18:44,833 --> 00:18:47,252
I could be extraterrestrial,
for all you know.
375
00:18:52,424 --> 00:18:53,800
- I understand--Hold it.
376
00:18:53,842 --> 00:18:57,053
I understand that you
have made a rock video.
377
00:18:57,095 --> 00:19:00,765
Here it is, Angelyne's video.
378
00:19:35,342 --> 00:19:37,302
- I'm so sorry.
I should've--
379
00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:41,181
- Freddy and I...
380
00:19:41,222 --> 00:19:45,310
have been filming some
really incredible material.
381
00:19:50,607 --> 00:19:53,735
You should find someone
to release it
382
00:19:53,777 --> 00:19:57,822
and make a documentary of me.
383
00:19:57,864 --> 00:20:01,201
And I have an idea
for a magazine
384
00:20:01,242 --> 00:20:03,745
called "Hot Pink,"
385
00:20:03,787 --> 00:20:06,331
where my fans can contribute.
386
00:20:08,583 --> 00:20:13,380
They already send me
so much wonderful love...
387
00:20:13,421 --> 00:20:17,467
and I-I want to be able
to share that with the world.
388
00:20:20,011 --> 00:20:23,348
- Hollywood is
a 24-hour-a-day movie,
389
00:20:23,390 --> 00:20:26,434
and a lot of times,
you don't even realize
390
00:20:26,476 --> 00:20:29,979
that what's going on
is a movie or a TV show.
391
00:20:30,021 --> 00:20:31,064
It's...
392
00:20:31,106 --> 00:20:34,442
Our field of vision
is so small.
393
00:20:34,484 --> 00:20:36,778
Like, I remember one time,
394
00:20:36,820 --> 00:20:41,616
I saw a man jump off a building
on my block,
395
00:20:41,658 --> 00:20:44,244
and I ran
as fast as I could to help.
396
00:20:44,285 --> 00:20:48,081
And what do I see?
397
00:20:48,123 --> 00:20:51,418
There's a giant airbag
and hundreds of crew,
398
00:20:51,459 --> 00:20:53,586
cameras, the whole ordeal.
399
00:20:53,628 --> 00:20:57,507
I mean, that's Hollywood.
400
00:20:58,717 --> 00:21:01,302
It's a fun place.
401
00:21:01,344 --> 00:21:04,097
It's also a dangerous place.
402
00:21:09,894 --> 00:21:11,187
- I think that might be
one of them now.
403
00:21:11,229 --> 00:21:13,064
- Are you sure?
- Not really.
404
00:21:13,106 --> 00:21:16,026
- Good enough for me.
- How was that?
405
00:21:16,067 --> 00:21:17,861
- That was Oscar worthy,
but we got to go,
406
00:21:17,902 --> 00:21:20,071
like, 30 minutes ago.
- Don't tell me what to do.
407
00:21:20,113 --> 00:21:22,032
- The writer
from the "Los Angeles" magazine
408
00:21:22,073 --> 00:21:24,200
is probably there right now.
- I'll be ready when I'm ready.
409
00:21:24,242 --> 00:21:25,744
- They have
makeup people there.
410
00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:28,163
- Those people don't know
what they're doing.
411
00:21:33,335 --> 00:21:35,503
I am here for a reason.
412
00:21:35,545 --> 00:21:37,464
The universe supports me.
413
00:21:37,505 --> 00:21:41,217
I'm not confined by the
limitations of this dimension.
414
00:21:44,846 --> 00:21:47,432
No one affects me.
415
00:21:47,474 --> 00:21:49,142
I do the affecting.
416
00:21:49,184 --> 00:21:50,643
- What?
417
00:21:50,685 --> 00:21:52,729
- Why can't I just write
my own lines?
418
00:21:52,771 --> 00:21:54,105
I don't talk like that.
419
00:21:54,147 --> 00:21:55,523
- 'Cause you're not
in the union.
420
00:21:55,565 --> 00:21:59,694
It's a Writers Guild thing.
We have to go right now.
421
00:22:02,447 --> 00:22:03,782
Yes, can I help you?
422
00:22:03,823 --> 00:22:05,867
- Yes, um,
I'm looking for Rachel.
423
00:22:05,909 --> 00:22:07,410
- There's no Rachel here.
424
00:22:07,452 --> 00:22:09,454
I think, uh, you've got
the wrong address.
425
00:22:09,496 --> 00:22:10,955
- Wait.
426
00:22:29,516 --> 00:22:32,227
Danny.
427
00:22:32,268 --> 00:22:33,978
- Rachel.
428
00:22:34,020 --> 00:22:36,231
- I don't know anybody
by that name.
429
00:22:39,025 --> 00:22:41,403
Who else are you talking to?
430
00:22:42,195 --> 00:22:44,572
- Wow. Sorry.
I can't stop staring.
431
00:22:44,614 --> 00:22:46,116
I just--I just can't believe
432
00:22:46,157 --> 00:22:49,077
we're sitting
across from each other.
433
00:22:49,119 --> 00:22:51,037
My parents aren't gonna
believe it either.
434
00:22:51,079 --> 00:22:53,373
I saw your painting on the news
435
00:22:53,415 --> 00:22:56,251
when I was in Morocco--
long story--
436
00:22:56,292 --> 00:22:58,795
and I, uh--I recognized you
immediately.
437
00:22:58,837 --> 00:23:00,130
Even with your whole new look,
438
00:23:00,171 --> 00:23:02,465
I just knew right away
that it was you.
439
00:23:05,677 --> 00:23:07,429
- Why are you here?
440
00:23:10,098 --> 00:23:12,684
- Uh, well, you know...
441
00:23:12,726 --> 00:23:15,020
I, uh--I brought some stuff
442
00:23:15,061 --> 00:23:18,565
that I thought
you might...want
443
00:23:18,606 --> 00:23:22,027
that you left behind.
444
00:23:22,068 --> 00:23:25,697
Also, just came
to say hi and...
445
00:23:25,739 --> 00:23:27,198
congratulations.
446
00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:29,868
- Are you talking to the press?
447
00:23:29,909 --> 00:23:32,162
- No.
No, no, no, no.
448
00:23:32,203 --> 00:23:35,874
That--that's not
what this is about.
449
00:23:35,915 --> 00:23:39,669
Because if you are...
450
00:23:44,382 --> 00:23:46,551
I need to know.
451
00:23:50,680 --> 00:23:53,224
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
No, I'm--
452
00:23:53,266 --> 00:23:57,270
- You can't be a part of this.
- I can't be a part of what?
453
00:24:01,941 --> 00:24:04,986
I think I'm a little lost here.
454
00:24:05,028 --> 00:24:07,072
I truly just came here
out of love.
455
00:24:07,113 --> 00:24:10,283
Just a simple hello,
and I have your old passports,
456
00:24:10,325 --> 00:24:12,869
some old high-school photos
that I took, your--
457
00:24:12,911 --> 00:24:14,245
our wedding photos.
458
00:24:14,287 --> 00:24:16,831
- I don't want any of that.
That's not...
459
00:24:23,880 --> 00:24:26,675
That's not...
460
00:24:26,716 --> 00:24:28,718
Angelyne.
461
00:24:34,474 --> 00:24:38,478
- No, but it--
it is you, Rachel.
462
00:24:44,859 --> 00:24:47,445
- I-it's time for you to leave.
463
00:24:54,494 --> 00:24:57,122
- Will you at least acknowledge
what we had together
464
00:24:57,163 --> 00:24:59,124
so I know I'm not crazy?
465
00:24:59,165 --> 00:25:01,960
- There is nothing
to acknowledge
466
00:25:02,002 --> 00:25:05,422
because that
is not a part of me.
467
00:25:05,463 --> 00:25:08,967
- But it is a part of me.
468
00:25:09,009 --> 00:25:13,430
- This isn't about you.
This is my story.
469
00:25:13,471 --> 00:25:16,141
- This is my story, too.
470
00:25:16,182 --> 00:25:19,936
You are a big part
of my story.
471
00:25:19,978 --> 00:25:22,731
You can't just erase people
like that.
472
00:25:22,772 --> 00:25:25,608
- I can do whatever I want.
473
00:25:25,650 --> 00:25:27,527
You don't exist.
474
00:25:27,569 --> 00:25:29,237
- Excuse--
475
00:25:42,500 --> 00:25:45,003
- What a weirdo.
476
00:25:53,094 --> 00:25:55,597
You share these...
477
00:25:55,638 --> 00:25:59,100
incredibly intimate moments
with someone you loved,
478
00:25:59,142 --> 00:26:03,146
and they're able to look you
in the eye years later
479
00:26:03,188 --> 00:26:06,691
and say that
none of it mattered?
480
00:26:06,733 --> 00:26:08,943
You don't matter?
481
00:26:08,985 --> 00:26:11,112
It doesn't exist?
482
00:26:14,616 --> 00:26:16,701
It hurts.
483
00:26:16,743 --> 00:26:19,621
- The truth is...
484
00:26:19,662 --> 00:26:24,084
I have always been Angelyne.
485
00:26:26,961 --> 00:26:30,131
And that's the only story
you need to know.
486
00:26:51,027 --> 00:26:52,946
- I think Angelyne is here.
487
00:27:03,206 --> 00:27:05,625
Ma'am, you okay?
488
00:27:05,667 --> 00:27:07,043
- What are you doing?
489
00:27:10,130 --> 00:27:11,589
Angelyne.
490
00:27:19,222 --> 00:27:22,517
We're right this way.
491
00:27:22,559 --> 00:27:24,644
So the guy from "L.A." magazine
492
00:27:24,686 --> 00:27:26,938
wants to do your interview
between your two scenes.
493
00:27:26,980 --> 00:27:29,774
Is that okay with you?
- Mm-hmm.
494
00:27:32,360 --> 00:27:34,571
- Is Rick still coming?
495
00:27:34,612 --> 00:27:36,281
- Mm-hmm.
496
00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:40,452
- This is your trailer.
497
00:27:40,493 --> 00:27:42,454
Everything's set up
just the way you like it.
498
00:27:45,707 --> 00:27:48,168
- What is this?
What is this?
499
00:27:48,209 --> 00:27:51,254
- So, since the character in
the script is named Gas Girl,
500
00:27:51,296 --> 00:27:52,964
someone from production
credited you as such,
501
00:27:53,006 --> 00:27:54,382
but we're going to fix it.
502
00:27:54,424 --> 00:27:56,384
- It was made clear
that the only part I will play
503
00:27:56,426 --> 00:27:58,261
is Angelyne,
not Gas Girl, not--
504
00:27:58,303 --> 00:28:00,555
- Eyes on gas girl?
Is she on set?
505
00:28:00,597 --> 00:28:03,433
- I'm Angelyne.
- Right.
506
00:28:03,475 --> 00:28:06,353
A-and what I'm saying is,
it wasn't written for you.
507
00:28:06,394 --> 00:28:08,396
It's a character
at a gas station.
508
00:28:08,438 --> 00:28:10,940
- I don't care what you think.
Fix it.
509
00:28:10,982 --> 00:28:12,692
Or I will find somebody
who will.
510
00:28:15,612 --> 00:28:17,739
- Yeah. No.
511
00:28:17,781 --> 00:28:19,616
It's a two-second cameo,
for fuck's sake.
512
00:28:19,657 --> 00:28:20,950
No one cares,
513
00:28:20,992 --> 00:28:23,203
not about the credit
and certainly not about you.
514
00:28:23,244 --> 00:28:25,830
I don't.
I'm out.
515
00:28:25,872 --> 00:28:27,916
- Nobody quits me.
516
00:28:44,516 --> 00:28:46,685
- I did care about her.
517
00:28:46,726 --> 00:28:48,520
I do.
518
00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:53,775
She would say, "Life is pain,
and everyone is suffering.
519
00:28:53,817 --> 00:28:57,904
And the sooner you can
get out of it, the better."
520
00:28:57,946 --> 00:29:01,991
Her positivity was her way
of coping with that darkness.
521
00:29:02,033 --> 00:29:04,661
- I'm not a woman.
522
00:29:04,703 --> 00:29:08,123
I'm an icon.
523
00:29:08,164 --> 00:29:11,334
I'm not a woman.
524
00:29:11,376 --> 00:29:14,337
I'm an icon.
525
00:29:14,379 --> 00:29:17,799
I'm not a woman.
526
00:29:17,841 --> 00:29:20,719
I'm an icon.
527
00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:22,262
I'm not a woman.
528
00:29:22,303 --> 00:29:25,682
I'm an icon.
529
00:29:25,724 --> 00:29:27,851
I'm Angelyne.
530
00:29:31,563 --> 00:29:34,315
What's the one thing
that you know, hmm?
531
00:29:34,357 --> 00:29:37,068
It's how you feel.
532
00:29:37,110 --> 00:29:40,905
If you're frightened,
you want to leave.
533
00:29:40,947 --> 00:29:44,951
If you love it,
you want to stay.
534
00:29:46,411 --> 00:29:49,789
My quest is
to feel good all the time,
535
00:29:49,831 --> 00:29:53,835
but it can be challenging
in this reality.
536
00:29:53,877 --> 00:29:58,340
I have no respect for what
this reality does to people.
537
00:29:58,381 --> 00:30:01,343
So I evolved.
538
00:30:01,384 --> 00:30:05,930
I left my body
and became pure energy.
539
00:30:05,972 --> 00:30:08,516
It was so warm and loving.
540
00:30:08,558 --> 00:30:12,520
It was pure good, all light.
541
00:30:12,562 --> 00:30:14,773
- Like a, um,
out-of-body experience?
542
00:30:14,814 --> 00:30:17,025
- Mm, I've been trying
to go back ever since.
543
00:30:17,067 --> 00:30:19,194
Earth is...
544
00:30:19,235 --> 00:30:21,863
like a bus bench
for cosmic bums,
545
00:30:21,905 --> 00:30:23,323
but the bus never comes.
546
00:30:23,365 --> 00:30:26,701
We're all trapped
in this awful terrarium,
547
00:30:26,743 --> 00:30:30,455
but there are seams where
the positivity can get through
548
00:30:30,497 --> 00:30:33,166
and help you connect
to what it is you truly want.
549
00:30:39,589 --> 00:30:43,218
- What kind of a kid were you?
- Sad, lonely.
550
00:30:43,259 --> 00:30:44,260
- Why?
551
00:30:44,302 --> 00:30:45,804
- Well, Back in Ohio,
552
00:30:45,845 --> 00:30:48,431
I lost my parents
at a young age.
553
00:30:48,473 --> 00:30:51,309
It made me look for attention
with my tricks.
554
00:30:51,351 --> 00:30:53,395
I said, "Well...
555
00:30:53,436 --> 00:30:56,940
I'm going to get the love
of the world."
556
00:30:56,981 --> 00:31:00,777
- And how old were you
when they passed away?
557
00:31:00,819 --> 00:31:03,697
- Five and under.
558
00:31:03,738 --> 00:31:05,281
- Five or under?
559
00:31:07,283 --> 00:31:10,412
- This is me, my band.
560
00:31:10,453 --> 00:31:13,081
- Right.
"Kiss Me L.A.," right?
561
00:31:13,123 --> 00:31:14,749
Yeah, I know this one.
562
00:31:14,791 --> 00:31:16,334
I want to go
back to your parents.
563
00:31:16,376 --> 00:31:17,752
So back in Ohio--
564
00:31:17,794 --> 00:31:21,756
- You know what's so special
about this song?
565
00:31:21,798 --> 00:31:24,134
- What?
- It only has two lyrics.
566
00:31:24,175 --> 00:31:25,677
Do you know what they are?
- Mm-mm.
567
00:31:25,719 --> 00:31:27,554
- I thought you were a fan.
- No, I am a fan.
568
00:31:27,595 --> 00:31:28,722
I just didn't know that--
569
00:31:28,763 --> 00:31:30,557
- "You know
I'm getting off on you"
570
00:31:30,598 --> 00:31:32,100
and "kiss me, L.A.."
571
00:31:32,142 --> 00:31:33,685
- "Kiss me, L.A.," yeah.
Right.
572
00:31:33,727 --> 00:31:36,229
- And all my music
has been inspired by aliens.
573
00:31:36,271 --> 00:31:38,398
- Let's go back to something
you said a moment ago
574
00:31:38,440 --> 00:31:40,442
in regards to your parents--
575
00:31:42,277 --> 00:31:44,529
See? Two lyrics.
576
00:31:46,072 --> 00:31:49,826
Let them wash over you
like a mantra.
577
00:31:49,868 --> 00:31:51,953
- Angelyne, you've got to give
me something here. please.
578
00:31:51,995 --> 00:31:55,665
- I'm trying to give you
inner peace.
579
00:31:55,707 --> 00:31:57,959
- She called me
spiritually constipated
580
00:31:58,001 --> 00:32:01,087
and dragged me
to a tchotchke shop.
581
00:32:01,129 --> 00:32:04,799
- It would take us weeks
to unblock all of that.
582
00:32:04,841 --> 00:32:08,261
- Then I'm going to need
something extra for protection.
583
00:32:08,303 --> 00:32:11,931
- Protection from something
in particular, doll?
584
00:32:11,973 --> 00:32:15,810
- Negativity, "intrusivity"...
- Hmm.
585
00:32:15,852 --> 00:32:19,397
- Prying eyes.
- Mm.
586
00:32:19,439 --> 00:32:20,774
- Hmm.
587
00:32:20,815 --> 00:32:24,152
- This one will combat
fixation and sorcery.
588
00:32:24,194 --> 00:32:26,946
- Hmm.
589
00:32:26,988 --> 00:32:30,367
- This one keeps people
from fucking with your head.
590
00:32:30,408 --> 00:32:33,578
- Thank you, mommy, and him?
591
00:32:33,620 --> 00:32:35,789
What do you think, uh...
592
00:32:35,830 --> 00:32:37,582
rose quartz?
- Mm.
593
00:32:37,624 --> 00:32:42,045
- Mm-hmm.
It's by the intention pouches.
594
00:32:45,215 --> 00:32:47,509
- So how long have
y'all known each other for?
595
00:32:47,550 --> 00:32:49,678
- 1,000 lifetimes,
596
00:32:49,719 --> 00:32:51,471
since she was a queen
in ancient Egypt.
597
00:32:51,513 --> 00:32:53,640
- A long time before Idaho.
598
00:32:55,642 --> 00:32:58,603
- Well, which is it, Angelyne,
Ohio or Idaho?
599
00:33:02,065 --> 00:33:03,775
If you won't let
other people talk to me,
600
00:33:03,817 --> 00:33:05,610
then you have to talk to me.
601
00:33:05,652 --> 00:33:07,654
Tell me where you grew up.
When did you move to L.A.?
602
00:33:07,696 --> 00:33:10,699
- You are completely missing
the point of who I am.
603
00:33:10,740 --> 00:33:13,410
It is the essence,
the inspiration,
604
00:33:13,451 --> 00:33:14,869
and that is
what I am giving you.
605
00:33:14,911 --> 00:33:16,830
- I need more than essence
and inspiration, okay?
606
00:33:16,871 --> 00:33:20,625
I need a story that I can print
in "The Hollywood Reporter."
607
00:33:20,667 --> 00:33:21,876
Okay, you know what?
608
00:33:21,918 --> 00:33:23,795
I don't think
this is gonna work out.
609
00:33:23,837 --> 00:33:26,047
I'm sorry. Good luck
with your Indiegogo campaign.
610
00:33:26,089 --> 00:33:27,465
It was nice to meet you.
611
00:33:30,343 --> 00:33:31,636
Okay.
612
00:33:33,346 --> 00:33:34,764
- Wait.
613
00:33:40,311 --> 00:33:42,647
What if I...
614
00:33:44,858 --> 00:33:49,070
Show you something
I've never show anybody before?
615
00:33:53,950 --> 00:33:58,163
A seam in the cosmic structure
of the universe.
616
00:34:16,848 --> 00:34:20,018
- You know,
you could've told me.
617
00:34:20,060 --> 00:34:21,603
My clothes?
618
00:34:23,313 --> 00:34:25,690
- Sweetie, this is my show.
619
00:34:25,732 --> 00:34:27,817
Nobody's looking at you.
620
00:34:45,794 --> 00:34:48,004
- Angelyne.
- Hi.
621
00:34:50,799 --> 00:34:54,219
- Angelyne, you're an icon.
622
00:34:58,973 --> 00:35:01,559
- Darling, everyone's waiting.
623
00:35:14,114 --> 00:35:16,616
One...
624
00:35:16,658 --> 00:35:19,452
two...
625
00:35:19,494 --> 00:35:23,623
three...
626
00:35:23,665 --> 00:35:27,127
four...
627
00:35:27,168 --> 00:35:30,672
five...
628
00:35:30,714 --> 00:35:33,675
six...
629
00:35:33,717 --> 00:35:38,054
seven...
630
00:35:38,096 --> 00:35:41,307
eight...
631
00:35:41,349 --> 00:35:44,477
nine...
632
00:35:44,519 --> 00:35:45,937
materialize.
633
00:35:45,979 --> 00:35:48,940
Cosma Shiva!
Galaxina!
634
00:35:48,982 --> 00:35:50,984
In any case, we are in space.
635
00:35:51,026 --> 00:35:52,944
In any case,
we are in space.
636
00:35:52,986 --> 00:35:54,821
In any case,
we are in space.
637
00:35:54,863 --> 00:35:57,449
In any case,
we are in space.
638
00:36:08,585 --> 00:36:12,213
Cosma Shiva!
Galaxina!
639
00:36:12,255 --> 00:36:16,092
Cosma Shiva!
Galaxina!
640
00:36:47,374 --> 00:36:50,377
Cosma Shiva!
Galaxina!
641
00:36:50,418 --> 00:36:52,045
- Ooh.
642
00:36:52,087 --> 00:36:55,131
Cosma Shiva!
Galaxina!
643
00:37:06,768 --> 00:37:08,978
- In that moment...
644
00:37:09,020 --> 00:37:11,564
in that light,
645
00:37:11,606 --> 00:37:14,651
I saw her the way
that she wanted me to see her.
646
00:37:14,693 --> 00:37:18,947
- He wanted to understand
who I am,
647
00:37:18,988 --> 00:37:21,449
but he didn't ask
any good questions.
648
00:37:21,491 --> 00:37:24,828
This is who I am.
I engage with people.
649
00:37:24,869 --> 00:37:28,164
I take them to a higher plane.
650
00:37:40,260 --> 00:37:43,096
- Having fun?
- It's a party.
651
00:37:43,138 --> 00:37:47,100
- So when does this publish?
652
00:37:47,142 --> 00:37:48,893
- I'm not sure
this will publish.
653
00:37:48,935 --> 00:37:52,355
- You have to.
I need my billboard.
654
00:37:52,397 --> 00:37:54,607
- I honestly don't know how to
describe what happened today.
655
00:37:54,649 --> 00:37:55,859
I really don't.
656
00:37:59,988 --> 00:38:04,617
- I know that you love me...
657
00:38:04,659 --> 00:38:07,579
and you do not...
658
00:38:07,620 --> 00:38:09,706
want to hurt me.
659
00:38:16,546 --> 00:38:19,215
- I guess I'll try
to think of something.
660
00:38:20,592 --> 00:38:23,261
- What you see...
661
00:38:23,303 --> 00:38:25,472
here...
662
00:38:25,513 --> 00:38:28,808
is everything
you need to know about me.
663
00:38:28,850 --> 00:38:31,394
All you need...
664
00:38:31,436 --> 00:38:33,646
is now.
665
00:38:33,688 --> 00:38:36,274
Now.
666
00:38:36,316 --> 00:38:37,650
Now.
667
00:38:43,990 --> 00:38:45,700
- Did I get the truth
about her?
668
00:38:45,742 --> 00:38:47,369
No, but I wanted to help her.
669
00:38:47,410 --> 00:38:50,663
So I wrote a vibe piece,
and I was right.
670
00:38:50,705 --> 00:38:54,668
The article was good for her,
and she got her billboard.
671
00:38:54,709 --> 00:38:56,086
But about two years later,
672
00:38:56,127 --> 00:38:58,338
the truth magically
did fall in my lap.
673
00:39:11,768 --> 00:39:14,437
He said he worked
at a government agency.
674
00:39:14,479 --> 00:39:16,606
He said he was
a hobby genealogist,
675
00:39:16,648 --> 00:39:18,191
but I can't tell you
who it is.
676
00:39:18,233 --> 00:39:20,151
I don't reveal my sources.
677
00:39:20,193 --> 00:39:23,780
Hi, I'm Jeff Glaser.
678
00:39:23,822 --> 00:39:26,700
I think you, uh, emailed me.
679
00:39:41,464 --> 00:39:43,508
Holy shit.
680
00:39:55,020 --> 00:39:56,813
- Rachel.
681
00:39:56,855 --> 00:39:58,481
Actually,
"The Hollywood Reporter"
682
00:39:58,523 --> 00:40:00,108
wasn't even the first
to figure out
683
00:40:00,150 --> 00:40:02,485
the whole truth
about Angelyne's past.
684
00:40:02,527 --> 00:40:04,654
This college kid
cracked the whole case
685
00:40:04,696 --> 00:40:06,197
wide open
well before Jeff.
686
00:40:06,239 --> 00:40:07,657
- My name is Max Allen,
687
00:40:07,699 --> 00:40:10,577
and I started making
a documentary about Angelyne
688
00:40:10,618 --> 00:40:12,120
in 2012.
689
00:40:12,162 --> 00:40:14,748
And as far as I know,
I was the first person
690
00:40:14,789 --> 00:40:18,960
to discover the whole truth
about Angelyne, so...
691
00:40:19,002 --> 00:40:22,714
Yeah, I guess you could say
I learned a lot.
692
00:40:22,756 --> 00:40:24,799
One thing I learned was
that Angelyne doesn't think
693
00:40:24,841 --> 00:40:27,552
in the traditional
beginning, middle, and end.
694
00:40:27,594 --> 00:40:30,722
You ask her,
she was always going up.
695
00:40:30,764 --> 00:40:34,851
There was never a peak,
certainly never a down period,
696
00:40:34,893 --> 00:40:37,937
but that's simply not true.