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MEN WITH GUNS YELL

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ALL RECOIL

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Bat seems to be working.

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You know the name of this thing?

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Galatasaray?

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That's a football team.

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It's probably Fenerbahce.

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Also a football team.

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Kebab? Enough!

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Shut the fuck up.

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Although, he's right,

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she's called Kebab because
I'm going to make kebab out of you.

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Eating people is haram.

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I'm not going to eat you.
Just kill you.

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Ah, that's OK.

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No, it's not. Enough!

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Now, let me choose. This is like
The Walking Dead, innit?

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Who dies in that? The Asian one.

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Yes! And the white guy too.

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Shit. And, brother,
if it influences your decision here,

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he's got ginger pubes like the guy
in The Walking Dead, innit?

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He definitely has, yeah.
He has.

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Why are you putting that out there?
Snitch.

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Which one of you has to go?

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All right.

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OK, gentlemen,

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it's been a pleasure serving
with you, brothers.

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I'm ready.

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We've all got to go some time.

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See you in hell, lads

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No diddy.

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I ain't never loved
a man like I love you, bro.

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I love you too, man.
I love you, man.

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I love you boys
from the bottom of my heart.

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Shut...shut up.

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This ain't a love triangle.
It ain't a love triangle, mate.

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Eenie, meenie, minie, mo,

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which one of you has to go?

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Ah, ah! You!

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Mate. On your knees!

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Is tarah nihen,
Uncle, is tarah nihen.

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You can't do this.
No, no, no, no.

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Not like this, Uncle Shadoo.

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He's the oldest so it makes sense.

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The fuck...? Shut up.

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It has been a pleasure
being your uncle and your tits.

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And my tits...

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Thank you.

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My tits? What does that even mean?

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Yaaa....!

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SQUELCH!

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HE SOBS

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LAUGHTER

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No-one can kill Shady, bastards.

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Ithe ki ho riha, Uncle?!

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Oh, he is not uncle.

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He is the great
Mohammed Shah Shaheed.

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Who the fuck is that?

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Or as we like to call him,
General Fizzy.

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General Who? What?

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Lower your guns, my boys.

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Me and General Fizzy had our fun.

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Let me show you how we
know each other.

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What the fuck is happening?
Yeah, let's show them bastards.

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I'm done with you.
Bastard, Uncle, bastard!

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I'm General Fizzy.

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All hail General Fizzy.

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Attention - have a drink,
be cool.

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Mmm, fizzy.

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Let's get fizzy, comrade.

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Super-fizzy.

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Crush your thirst.

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Magic fizzy.

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Fizzy party.

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Go to war with your thirst.

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GUNFIRE

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Be cool, take a drink.

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WOMAN: Portakal suyu!
Susuzlugunuzu giderecek!

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So, you mean to tell us you dragged
us to a scrapyard at gunpoint

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and gave us PTSD for bants?

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What is bants?

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Jokey times. Yeah!

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Uncle just wanted to give you
something to remember.

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Fuck my gadha,
but thank you so much.

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You should be grateful.

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It's a core memory.

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He text me before you left the UK
and we hatched a plan.

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Why didn't you tell us
you're a star in Turkey?

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None of your business.

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And you've followed us
all over the city?

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Bants?

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I suppose you can say.

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Wait, so you're like a big deal
over here, Shady?

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None of your business.

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He is a legend.

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General Fizzy
and his commercial make

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the revenues of my company
Sondurmek go up by 800%.

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Shabas.

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So, how'd you become an actor?

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Same way I shag your mum -

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I just did it.

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ALL: Ooft...

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Ay-ay-ay-ay. Dayum.

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Well, uh, this has been...

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..absolutely terrible.

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We've got places to be! No!

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Tonight, my company throws a banquet
to honour General Fizzy

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and you must all attend.

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HE CHUCKLES

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ALL RELAX: Oh, that was good.

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That was so good.

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Attend!

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Or I will kill you all.

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HE CHUCKLES

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Oh, this guy, he got me again.

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I can't read these, man.
Neither can I.

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What the fuck is happening, bro?

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Anyway, thank you, brother...
This is not bants.

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You are coming
to fucking the banquet.

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Well, boys, I guess we're going to
fucking the banquet.

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OK, let's. OK? Let's all go
and fuck the banquet together.

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Chalo. Let's go.

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Good bants!

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See you at the banquet, boys!

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Who's going to get us now?

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# Time keeps on slipping

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# Into the future

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# Time keeps on slipping, slipping,
slipping... #

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Oh, hey, hey.

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HORN BEEPS

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WAKING: Ah!

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Oi, oi. Do you know who it is?

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This can't be. It is. It can't be.

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It's Turkish Uncle Shady!

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Lads, lads, suru kari e!

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ALL: Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi,
oi, oi, oi, oi, oi!

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MUSIC: Ante Up
by MOP

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What, is this the place? Yes.

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Mobeenis, remember you have to
answer the phone call

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at seven, right?

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But first, we will
have great party inside! Let's go!

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Let's go, Uncle. Whoo!

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Ladies and gentlemen,
it's the man himself.

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Please welcome...General Fizzy!

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Let's get this party started,
bastards.

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MUSIC: Party Up
by DMX

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# Y'all gon make me lose my mind

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# Up in here, up in here

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# Y'all gon make me go all out

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# Up in here, up in here

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# Y'all gon make me act a fool

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# Up in here, up in here

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# Y'all gon make me lose my cool

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# Up in here, up in here

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# If I gots to bring it to you
cowards, then it's gonna be quick

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# All your mans that been to
jail before, suck my...

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# And all them other cats you run
with, get done with, dumb quick

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# How the...you gon cross
the dog on some bum...?

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# There go the gun click, 911...

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# All over some dumb...
ain't that some...?

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# It remind me of a strip club

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# Cos every time you come around,
it's like, what?

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# I just gotta get my...sucked

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# And I don't know who the...you
think you talking to

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# But I'm not him, a'ight, Slim?
So watch what you do

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# Or you gon find yourself buried
next to someone else... #

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Oi! Stop it! Give it to me!

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Bastard! No, no, bastard, no!

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Give it to me.

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He's my Mobeen.

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No, bas, bas...

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HE MUMBLES

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Bira, look at me. Ki ho i a?

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Be 100% honest. OK.

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What's wrong with me? Hey!

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Don't say that, man.
What's wrong with you?

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No, no, seriously, I can't
win in life, I can't win with girls.

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Bira, don't say that.

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There's...there's
loads of good things about you.

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Like what?

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See.

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Your mum's a very hospitable woman.

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HE MUTTERS INCOHERENTLY

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Hey, hey, oi, oi...!

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You be strong, strong.

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Huh? Be strong, bro, OK?
Say it with me now.

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Inshallah, I'm going to get a wife.

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Strong!

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WHISPERS: Inshallah, I'm going to
get a wife.

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There you go, you never know
what's round the corner.

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Come. Dance with me.

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Ja o, na? Huh?

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Ja o!

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Oi! Dry your hands. Dry your hands.

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Miracles do happen.

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Thank you, Allah.

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PHONE RINGS

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Hello?

199
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It's the best thing we've ever done.
Ever. I know.

200
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Chai Boyz! Yeah.

201
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What are we doing here?

202
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What is it, man?
I was loving it in there.

203
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I was having the time of my life.
Yes!

204
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Can you lot shut up a minute?

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I just got the drop
on Khan's address

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but it's a long-arse way
away from here.

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We have to go now.

208
00:10:28,560 --> 00:10:30,560
Oh, yeah, we need to go.
Oh, bira, don't say that.

209
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I just met the love of my life!

210
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Brother, you will get another
Tyson Fury-sized Turkish wife,

211
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say Inshallah. Inshallah.
There you go.

212
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What about Shady? If we take him
away from his people right now,

213
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we're going to cause a riot in here.

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I've got a plan, it's going to help
us avoid that geezer

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with the baseball bat, the mad one,
OK? Yeah.

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Are we ready for this?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

217
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You know why we came
here in the first place.

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Chalo, let's go.
Yeah, let's go, let's go.

219
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Bismillah, Uncle, let's go.

220
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Sorry, sorry.

221
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Pardon, pardon, pardon.

222
00:11:09,280 --> 00:11:13,520
Who in here would like
a free selfie with General Fizzy?

223
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CHEERING

224
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No, no, no, no, no.

225
00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:19,440
No, no, it's not free.

226
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400 lira if you want a selfie.

227
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It's 400 lira.

228
00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:25,400
It's not free.

229
00:11:25,400 --> 00:11:29,280
But I will take my shirt off if you
want bare chest for 1,000 lira.

230
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Go, go, go!

231
00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:32,800
MUSIC: Hate It Or Love It
by The Game ft 50 Cent

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# Yeah, let's take 'em back

233
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# Uh-huh

234
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# Coming up, I was confused,
my mommy kissing a girl

235
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# Confusion occurs
coming up in the cold world

236
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# Daddy ain't around,
probably out committing felonies

237
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# My favourite rapper used to sing,
"Check, check out my melody"

238
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# I wanna live good so,
shit, I sell dope

239
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# For a four-finger ring,
one of them gold ropes

240
00:11:52,440 --> 00:11:54,440
# Nana told me if I passed,
I'd get a sheepskin coat

241
00:11:54,440 --> 00:11:57,520
# If I can move a few packs,
I'd get the hat, now that'd be dope

242
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# Tossed and turned in my sleep
that night

243
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# Woke up the next morning,
...had stole my bike

244
00:12:01,840 --> 00:12:04,240
# Different day, same shit,
ain't nothing good in the hood

245
00:12:04,240 --> 00:12:07,040
# I'd run away from this bitch and
never come back if I could

246
00:12:07,040 --> 00:12:09,200
# Hate it or love it,
the underdog's on top

247
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# And I'm gon shine, homie,
until my heart stop

248
00:12:11,360 --> 00:12:14,360
# Go 'head and envy me,
I'll be rap's MVP

249
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# And I ain't going nowhere,
so you can get to know me

250
00:12:16,640 --> 00:12:18,720
# Hate it or love it,
the underdog's on top

251
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# And I'm gon shine, homie,
until my heart stop

252
00:12:21,120 --> 00:12:23,200
# Go 'head and envy me,
I'll be rap's MVP... #

253
00:12:23,200 --> 00:12:24,840
Oh, shit.

254
00:12:28,240 --> 00:12:30,240
Climbing these gates, yeah?
If you can reach it.

255
00:12:30,240 --> 00:12:31,640
You'll fit through
the little railings.

256
00:12:31,640 --> 00:12:33,240
Yeah, very funny, bhaina cuda.

257
00:12:34,840 --> 00:12:36,840
Mobeenis...

258
00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:41,240
..I just wanted to say this has been
so fun, so good for me.

259
00:12:41,240 --> 00:12:43,560
I really like you, man, wallah.

260
00:12:43,560 --> 00:12:45,040
Hey, me too, wallah.

261
00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:50,000
You too, Uncle.
Bana dokunma, bastard.

262
00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:51,720
Sorry, sorry, sorry.

263
00:12:51,720 --> 00:12:55,000
Uh, Mobeenis, one more thing.
Yes, brother?

264
00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:57,200
You still owe me money
for haircut - don't forget.

265
00:12:57,200 --> 00:12:59,800
God, we are about to die.
Can you just let it go?

266
00:12:59,800 --> 00:13:01,560
Well, that why I mention it now.

267
00:13:01,560 --> 00:13:03,160
You have money on you?

268
00:13:04,440 --> 00:13:05,880
There you go.

269
00:13:07,880 --> 00:13:10,680
50p short? Shame on you.

270
00:13:10,680 --> 00:13:13,600
You do know this is a trap,
don't you, Mobes Def?

271
00:13:13,600 --> 00:13:15,960
He's took your sister to get you
here so he can kill you.

272
00:13:15,960 --> 00:13:18,280
Yeah, and don't forget you
have to kill Khan.

273
00:13:18,280 --> 00:13:19,880
That hadn't slipped my mind,
big boy.

274
00:13:19,880 --> 00:13:22,760
So, what's the plan?
You told me you had a plan.

275
00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:25,400
You've definitely got a plan, right?
Plan kiya?

276
00:13:25,400 --> 00:13:27,360
If you've dragged us all here
without a plan,

277
00:13:27,360 --> 00:13:28,640
you've absolutely done us.

278
00:13:28,640 --> 00:13:30,280
He does have a plan.

279
00:13:30,280 --> 00:13:31,440
Kill Khan.

280
00:13:31,440 --> 00:13:33,200
No-one's killing Khan!

281
00:13:33,200 --> 00:13:36,080
I've said it 50 times, I'm not going
to kill Khan, OK? Yeah?

282
00:13:36,080 --> 00:13:38,800
But remember,
you kill Khan or Hakan kills you.

283
00:13:38,800 --> 00:13:40,760
Shit, I might have to kill Khan.
No way!

284
00:13:40,760 --> 00:13:43,320
That's the best that you could do?
Are you joking?

285
00:13:43,320 --> 00:13:48,200
THEY TALK OVER EACH OTHER
English bastards! English bastards!

286
00:13:48,200 --> 00:13:50,080
Listen! What is the plan?

287
00:13:52,360 --> 00:13:53,560
Here's my plan.

288
00:13:53,560 --> 00:13:55,120
Oh, for fuck's sake.

289
00:13:57,640 --> 00:13:59,160
Very nice to meet you.

290
00:13:59,160 --> 00:14:00,560
No, she's not your friend.

291
00:14:00,560 --> 00:14:01,920
Well, gentlemen.

292
00:14:01,920 --> 00:14:05,440
Of all the wankers in the world,
Mobes, why this one, why? I know.

293
00:14:05,440 --> 00:14:07,000
Nice to see you too, Nate.

294
00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:09,520
Delivering this bowl
of cookie dough to my dad will

295
00:14:09,520 --> 00:14:11,760
prove my way of doing things
is the right way.

296
00:14:12,880 --> 00:14:14,320
And, by the way, Hakan?

297
00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:15,760
He's been dealt with.

298
00:14:15,760 --> 00:14:18,080
He's gone to the
big kebab shop in the sky.

299
00:14:18,080 --> 00:14:20,160
That's a bit racist. What?

300
00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:21,440
No!

301
00:14:21,440 --> 00:14:23,400
So sorry for your loss, bro.

302
00:14:23,400 --> 00:14:24,640
No, it's not that -

303
00:14:24,640 --> 00:14:27,280
he owed me a tenner!
Oh, my God. Kanjos.

304
00:14:27,280 --> 00:14:29,080
Are you going to get us
in his house, then, or what?

305
00:14:29,080 --> 00:14:30,520
Ahem.

306
00:14:30,520 --> 00:14:32,280
BUZZER RINGS

307
00:14:30,520 --> 00:14:32,280
It's Nida.

308
00:14:32,280 --> 00:14:33,920
What do you need?

309
00:14:33,920 --> 00:14:36,480
Nothing. It's NIDA.

310
00:14:36,480 --> 00:14:38,640
We don't need anything, thank you.

311
00:14:38,640 --> 00:14:41,320
You NEED to open the door!

312
00:14:38,640 --> 00:14:41,320
SHE KICKS GATE

313
00:14:41,320 --> 00:14:42,880
It's your boss' daughter.

314
00:14:42,880 --> 00:14:44,880
MECHANISM WHIRS

315
00:14:44,880 --> 00:14:46,360
Shit, does he need a new intercom?

316
00:14:52,840 --> 00:14:55,800
Ah, Mobeen.

317
00:14:55,800 --> 00:14:58,680
Welcome to Istanbul.

318
00:14:58,680 --> 00:15:00,440
Welcome to my kingdom.

319
00:15:02,680 --> 00:15:05,200
How does he get up this incline?
He's old as shit.

320
00:15:06,320 --> 00:15:07,560
Mobeen.

321
00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:13,080
Don't worry about it.

322
00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:16,240
Assalam Alaikum, beta.
Wa Alaikum Assala.

323
00:15:16,240 --> 00:15:17,320
Come on.

324
00:15:29,080 --> 00:15:30,760
This would do me and Mum nice.

325
00:15:30,760 --> 00:15:33,200
So, I've delivered Mobeen. Now what?

326
00:15:34,760 --> 00:15:36,000
Better late than never.

327
00:15:36,920 --> 00:15:39,080
So, guys, everything OK?

328
00:15:40,360 --> 00:15:43,120
Yeah, not...not too bad, I guess.
Not too bad, thanks. Hmm?

329
00:15:43,120 --> 00:15:45,040
My cheeks got clapped
three times in half an hour.

330
00:15:45,040 --> 00:15:46,760
Bas, please, bas.

331
00:15:49,280 --> 00:15:51,280
Where's my sister?

332
00:15:51,280 --> 00:15:52,640
Burak!

333
00:15:53,760 --> 00:15:55,040
Hey.

334
00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:01,120
OK? I'm OK. Are you? I'm good.

335
00:16:01,120 --> 00:16:03,640
Good, cause when we get out of here,

336
00:16:03,640 --> 00:16:05,280
I'm going to kill you.

337
00:16:05,280 --> 00:16:07,920
You knew he was a mad kuta
and you never said a bloody word.

338
00:16:07,920 --> 00:16:10,000
You could have just had this chat
on WhatsApp, you know?

339
00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:11,680
Shut up, Saj. Shut up.

340
00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:13,480
Dad, what's going on here?

341
00:16:17,800 --> 00:16:20,200
So, Mobeen,

342
00:16:20,200 --> 00:16:23,920
what was your plan
when you got here?

343
00:16:23,920 --> 00:16:25,280
I was, I was going to, um...

344
00:16:30,760 --> 00:16:35,040
You see,
you could still save your sister.

345
00:16:36,040 --> 00:16:38,680
You just have to do one
more thing for me.

346
00:16:39,960 --> 00:16:41,520
Dad.

347
00:16:41,520 --> 00:16:42,840
Shh-shh.

348
00:16:47,080 --> 00:16:49,960
Come on. Follow me.

349
00:16:49,960 --> 00:16:51,800
I want to show you something.

350
00:16:51,800 --> 00:16:52,840
All of you.

351
00:17:03,120 --> 00:17:05,560
This is all his house?

352
00:17:05,560 --> 00:17:06,960
It's a park!

353
00:17:08,720 --> 00:17:11,800
That's where I burn people,
you know? Ha-ha!

354
00:17:11,800 --> 00:17:13,720
Yeah, barbecue time. Ho-ho!

355
00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:19,880
Go on, then.
Why am I going first?

356
00:17:27,320 --> 00:17:28,880
Shit, Mobeen.

357
00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:41,800
Ahmed, get everybody out.

358
00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:42,880
Sit.

359
00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:45,640
Sit down!

360
00:17:45,640 --> 00:17:48,280
KHAN LAUGHS

361
00:17:48,280 --> 00:17:50,800
No, no, no, joking, get up.

362
00:17:50,800 --> 00:17:52,760
NERVOUS LAUGHTER

363
00:17:52,760 --> 00:17:56,200
You see Mobeen, Small Heath,

364
00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:59,320
Sharjah, Istanbul,

365
00:17:59,320 --> 00:18:02,720
the organisation is
an international one now.

366
00:18:03,760 --> 00:18:05,560
Mubarak. Thank you.

367
00:18:06,720 --> 00:18:08,560
Now, if you'll indulge me
for a moment,

368
00:18:08,560 --> 00:18:11,440
I'd like to tell you all
a little story.

369
00:18:11,440 --> 00:18:15,920
It's about a man who came
to Small Heath, oh,

370
00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:19,200
a long time ago, with nothing.

371
00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:20,320
Sounding like a shit story.

372
00:18:20,320 --> 00:18:22,280
Shut the fuck up!

373
00:18:24,120 --> 00:18:25,280
Sorry, Uncle Jee.

374
00:18:25,280 --> 00:18:27,320
I'm talking!

375
00:18:27,320 --> 00:18:28,520
Sorry, man, chill.

376
00:18:29,680 --> 00:18:33,160
This man worked in a factory.

377
00:18:33,160 --> 00:18:36,080
He was the only Pakistani there,
and one day, all his friends

378
00:18:36,080 --> 00:18:41,560
decided to have a
party at one of their social clubs.

379
00:18:41,560 --> 00:18:45,080
Together, they moved the furniture.

380
00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:48,240
Together, they had lunch.

381
00:18:48,240 --> 00:18:50,600
Together, they had fun.

382
00:18:51,960 --> 00:18:55,480
But when it came to the time of
the party,

383
00:18:55,480 --> 00:19:00,080
his friends looked at him
and said two words -

384
00:19:00,080 --> 00:19:02,200
go home.

385
00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:04,040
Bastards!

386
00:19:04,040 --> 00:19:05,800
Allah di kasam, that is sad.

387
00:19:05,800 --> 00:19:07,240
Yeah.

388
00:19:07,240 --> 00:19:10,200
So, this man changed his path.

389
00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:15,720
He made a lot of money and he put
some of that money into the

390
00:19:15,720 --> 00:19:21,400
lives of the people that mattered
to him most - the community.

391
00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:25,040
He funded hospital wings, schools,
housing projects.

392
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:31,360
You see, Mobeen, you can
chuck your morals in the river

393
00:19:31,360 --> 00:19:35,200
but still achieve something.

394
00:19:35,200 --> 00:19:38,240
You can do good things with
bad money.

395
00:19:38,240 --> 00:19:41,120
But with no money,
can't do anything.

396
00:19:41,120 --> 00:19:42,600
I agree, Dad.

397
00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:46,760
Now, shall I kill this piece
of shit? Ah...!

398
00:19:46,760 --> 00:19:49,080
Every time, try to kill me!
What? Relax.

399
00:19:49,080 --> 00:19:52,200
Putting a bullet in him
gets rid of another headache for us.

400
00:19:52,200 --> 00:19:56,320
Jerry's gone, Hakan's gone, it's
just us ruling the ends again now.

401
00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:58,360
I mean, why don't
we just kill all of them?

402
00:19:58,360 --> 00:20:01,200
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Put the gun down.

403
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,680
You have made enough fucking
mistakes recently.

404
00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:07,800
Why am I never enough?

405
00:20:07,800 --> 00:20:09,440
Enough for what?

406
00:20:09,440 --> 00:20:11,200
I can do this. Do what?

407
00:20:12,400 --> 00:20:14,200
I can be you.

408
00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:16,720
Me?

409
00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:16,720
HE LAUGHS

410
00:20:16,720 --> 00:20:18,160
This is because I'm a woman, right?

411
00:20:18,160 --> 00:20:20,880
It's nothing to do with you
being a woman.

412
00:20:20,880 --> 00:20:24,080
She's a woman, she can do it!

413
00:20:24,080 --> 00:20:26,800
You're right, I could.
Cause your daughter -

414
00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:29,600
shit gangster.
ALL Ooh...!

415
00:20:29,600 --> 00:20:31,560
Shut the fuck up.

416
00:20:31,560 --> 00:20:33,800
You couldn't even save your nephew.

417
00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:35,600
And you couldn't save your cousin.

418
00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:37,440
And that's your fault.
Oh, so now we're going to have

419
00:20:37,440 --> 00:20:39,600
a row about this?
Dad, why do you always do...?

420
00:20:39,600 --> 00:20:41,560
Hey there, guys.
Um, sorry to interrupt,

421
00:20:41,560 --> 00:20:44,960
but it appears that you guys have
something to work through together

422
00:20:44,960 --> 00:20:48,920
as a family, so, you two take time
and, uh, we'll see you later.

423
00:20:48,920 --> 00:20:51,400
Don't even think about it.
Get the fuck back here.

424
00:20:53,040 --> 00:20:55,360
All of you,
you fucking idiots, get back.

425
00:20:55,360 --> 00:20:58,600
You see...
You still don't get it, do you?

426
00:20:58,600 --> 00:21:01,360
You see, to be a leader,

427
00:21:01,360 --> 00:21:03,440
you have to...

428
00:21:03,440 --> 00:21:05,640
..you have to like people.

429
00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:08,360
You need charisma, like him.

430
00:21:08,360 --> 00:21:09,600
What?

431
00:21:09,600 --> 00:21:11,320
I have something for you, Mobeen.

432
00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:25,680
Even when you were a child, I knew.

433
00:21:25,680 --> 00:21:29,240
I knew you were somebody
who could be trusted.

434
00:21:29,240 --> 00:21:33,320
This is a gift of trust.

435
00:21:33,320 --> 00:21:38,400
You see,
you need to start from the bottom.

436
00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:43,400
You know, even after you were
stabbed and betrayed,

437
00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:47,840
you saved the life of the person
that means the most...

438
00:21:51,240 --> 00:21:52,840
..by travelling around the world.

439
00:21:52,840 --> 00:21:56,360
This is what a leader looks like.

440
00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:04,240
You're choosing him?

441
00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:05,720
Mm-hm.

442
00:22:05,720 --> 00:22:07,240
Mm-hm, mm.

443
00:22:08,560 --> 00:22:10,640
Do you want to change your mind?

444
00:22:10,640 --> 00:22:11,720
Ooh...

445
00:22:11,720 --> 00:22:12,840
HE MUTTERS INCOHERENTLY

446
00:22:12,840 --> 00:22:13,960
I will do it.

447
00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:18,000
Nida, have some sharm, bas.

448
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:19,280
That's it.

449
00:22:19,280 --> 00:22:20,480
Go on.

450
00:22:20,480 --> 00:22:22,000
Don't push me. Go on.

451
00:22:25,680 --> 00:22:27,560
LOUD BANG

452
00:22:35,640 --> 00:22:37,120
ALL COUGH

453
00:22:40,680 --> 00:22:42,520
She dead. Mmm.

454
00:22:45,800 --> 00:22:47,680
MUSIC: The One And Only
by Snoop Dogg

455
00:22:47,680 --> 00:22:49,280
All hail for General Fizzy.

456
00:22:51,760 --> 00:22:53,400
Oh, shit.

457
00:22:53,400 --> 00:22:55,440
Everybody is dead, bastard.

458
00:22:55,440 --> 00:22:57,720
Very, very dead, bastards.

459
00:22:57,720 --> 00:22:59,400
Oh, oh, oh.

460
00:22:59,400 --> 00:23:02,840
All hail Uncle Bhenchod Shady.

461
00:23:05,560 --> 00:23:08,400
Oi, you, come here.

462
00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:10,120
You OK?

463
00:23:10,120 --> 00:23:11,880
Shit, man, we had a terrible life.

464
00:23:11,880 --> 00:23:14,160
I'm so sorry for your life, OK?

465
00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:16,480
MUSIC: On Me
by Sainte

466
00:23:17,920 --> 00:23:19,440
# See the lads been
chilling in the T

467
00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:20,920
# Run it, run it

468
00:23:20,920 --> 00:23:23,160
# Yeah, the week day dragging,
the food's been slapping

469
00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:24,920
# The packs stay stacking,
the cats keep catting

470
00:23:24,920 --> 00:23:26,960
# Late night grind get
the money all steep

471
00:23:26,960 --> 00:23:28,080
# Yeah, I need that

472
00:23:28,080 --> 00:23:30,200
# Yeah, the coupe broke down,
gotta book me a ride

473
00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:32,040
# That will get me back sides,
cos I'm falling off time

474
00:23:32,040 --> 00:23:34,800
# Gotta bell up my slime,
get back to the Gs... #

475
00:23:37,720 --> 00:23:39,440
Shit...!

476
00:23:39,440 --> 00:23:43,000
Big Mobeen, I want a car like that.

477
00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:45,840
You don't want a car like that.
Yeah, I do, your life is sick.

478
00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:48,120
No, my life is not sick.

479
00:23:51,160 --> 00:23:52,640
You know whose life you want?

480
00:23:57,040 --> 00:23:59,480
That weird old uncle? Oi!

481
00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:01,120
If you only you man knew.

482
00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:05,240
Hey, stay out the mud, kid, yeah?

483
00:24:05,240 --> 00:24:07,000
Can I have £300? For what?

484
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:08,680
My mate was supposed to buy a laptop

485
00:24:08,680 --> 00:24:10,480
but they gave him
a dead cat in a bag.

486
00:24:22,320 --> 00:24:24,640
I still can't believe
he didn't check inside.

487
00:24:25,600 --> 00:24:29,240
Listen, when you go to the shop to
buy a can of Coke,

488
00:24:29,240 --> 00:24:31,720
you don't check to see if it's got
coke in it do you?

489
00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:33,480
Exactly.

490
00:24:33,480 --> 00:24:34,840
Stay out of trouble, yeah?

491
00:24:42,840 --> 00:24:45,440
What you saying, bro? Same old.
You OK, yeah? Good.

492
00:24:45,440 --> 00:24:48,080
Oh, you!

493
00:24:48,080 --> 00:24:50,040
How are ya? Good.

494
00:24:50,040 --> 00:24:52,200
My brother. What you saying? You OK?

495
00:24:54,120 --> 00:24:56,160
What's next then, Mobes?

496
00:24:56,160 --> 00:24:57,520
We've got a lot to discuss.

497
00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:02,240
Well, we're just getting started,
innit?

498
00:25:05,080 --> 00:25:06,680
I've said this since day one,

499
00:25:06,680 --> 00:25:08,640
I can't escape this life.

500
00:25:08,640 --> 00:25:12,080
But a strong king of the jungle is
always good for the ends.

501
00:25:12,080 --> 00:25:14,400
And if it weren't me,
it'd be some next man.

502
00:25:15,520 --> 00:25:19,080
At least this way,
I can use this bad money to try

503
00:25:19,080 --> 00:25:21,200
and do some good things.

504
00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:23,200
We'll see you around some time.

505
00:25:23,200 --> 00:25:25,840
MUSIC: Bewafa (Nikli Hai Tu)
by CJ