1 00:00:00,959 --> 00:00:02,711 [person speaking Arabic] 2 00:00:02,711 --> 00:00:05,214 MO: You're marrying Zainab today, all right? 3 00:00:05,214 --> 00:00:06,215 It's happening. 4 00:00:06,215 --> 00:00:07,257 - I just started having 5 00:00:07,257 --> 00:00:08,842 some thoughts 6 00:00:08,842 --> 00:00:10,052 about somebody else. 7 00:00:10,052 --> 00:00:11,094 - Did you act on 'em? 8 00:00:11,094 --> 00:00:12,179 RAMY: I feel guilty 9 00:00:12,179 --> 00:00:13,180 about something that 10 00:00:13,180 --> 00:00:14,431 I'm now realizing maybe-- 11 00:00:14,431 --> 00:00:15,682 maybe I should've told you. 12 00:00:15,682 --> 00:00:17,684 - Amani, your cousin? - Yeah. 13 00:00:17,684 --> 00:00:19,728 - Amani, who is in our wedding photos? 14 00:00:19,728 --> 00:00:21,730 - Well, yeah, she's-- she's family. 15 00:00:21,730 --> 00:00:23,398 - You broke my baby girl's heart. 16 00:00:23,398 --> 00:00:24,942 - I was just trying to tell her the truth. 17 00:00:24,942 --> 00:00:26,526 - Fuck you, Ramy! 18 00:00:27,819 --> 00:00:29,404 You hurt people! 19 00:00:29,404 --> 00:00:30,864 [engine turning over] 20 00:00:30,864 --> 00:00:32,908 DR. WAKIM: Socrates famously remarked, 21 00:00:32,908 --> 00:00:36,161 "An unexamined life is not worth living." 22 00:00:36,161 --> 00:00:39,414 Sadly, many, if not most, human beings are born, 23 00:00:39,414 --> 00:00:43,544 live, and die without ever examining their lives. 24 00:00:43,544 --> 00:00:48,215 An honest examination of life raises fundamental questions. 25 00:00:48,215 --> 00:00:50,467 How did I get here? 26 00:00:50,467 --> 00:00:53,011 What is the purpose of life? 27 00:00:53,011 --> 00:00:57,099 And what, if anything, lurks behind the curtain of death? 28 00:00:57,099 --> 00:00:59,101 ♪ ♪ 29 00:01:07,192 --> 00:01:08,986 RAMY: Do you believe in fate? 30 00:01:08,986 --> 00:01:12,990 [lively music] 31 00:01:12,990 --> 00:01:14,783 There's something about destiny 32 00:01:14,783 --> 00:01:17,494 that's always felt hopeless. 33 00:01:17,494 --> 00:01:20,580 It's like, no matter what I do, I'm just gonna be 34 00:01:20,580 --> 00:01:22,791 where it was written for me to be. 35 00:01:22,791 --> 00:01:25,961 So why do anything? 36 00:01:25,961 --> 00:01:27,963 Why even try at all? 37 00:01:29,756 --> 00:01:32,759 In Islam, we say inshallah. 38 00:01:32,759 --> 00:01:36,263 And I always thought it meant, "If God wills it to be." 39 00:01:36,263 --> 00:01:38,974 But as I got older, I realized the translation 40 00:01:38,974 --> 00:01:40,892 is a little different. 41 00:01:40,892 --> 00:01:43,353 It's more like, "If God willed it to be." 42 00:01:43,353 --> 00:01:48,525 Past tense, 'cause it's already been chosen. 43 00:01:48,525 --> 00:01:51,403 It's already been chosen, but we still have choice. 44 00:01:51,403 --> 00:01:55,449 I-it's a concept beyond our understanding. 45 00:01:55,449 --> 00:01:59,202 How can you choose what's already been chosen? 46 00:01:59,202 --> 00:02:01,204 Only God could know. 47 00:02:02,622 --> 00:02:05,292 Are we ever wrong or right? 48 00:02:05,292 --> 00:02:10,005 Did I fuck up my life, or was it always gonna be fucked up? 49 00:02:10,005 --> 00:02:13,592 Sometimes it feels like my only choice is... 50 00:02:13,592 --> 00:02:16,386 if I'm gonna be smiling when I meet God. 51 00:02:16,386 --> 00:02:19,181 ♪ ♪ 52 00:02:19,181 --> 00:02:22,184 There's a passage in the Quran that gives me faith. 53 00:02:22,184 --> 00:02:25,520 Allah says, "We created you in pairs." 54 00:02:25,520 --> 00:02:28,440 And there's something so beautiful about that. 55 00:02:28,440 --> 00:02:31,234 It's like, even if our fate's already been written, 56 00:02:31,234 --> 00:02:34,529 all of our blessings, all of our downfalls, 57 00:02:34,529 --> 00:02:37,574 it was written for us to be together in a pair. 58 00:02:37,574 --> 00:02:40,077 We're not meant to be alone. 59 00:02:40,077 --> 00:02:42,454 ♪ ♪ 60 00:02:42,454 --> 00:02:46,041 That's what's so beautiful about marriage. 61 00:02:46,041 --> 00:02:48,877 It feels like the best choice you've ever made, 62 00:02:48,877 --> 00:02:53,131 but it also doesn't feel like a choice at all. 63 00:02:53,131 --> 00:02:55,050 It's kind of like, the only thing 64 00:02:55,050 --> 00:02:59,054 you really have to choose is the right ring. 65 00:02:59,054 --> 00:03:01,723 - Wow, where'd you learn all that, kid? 66 00:03:01,723 --> 00:03:03,809 You married? 67 00:03:03,809 --> 00:03:05,394 - Uh, no, no, I'm not. 68 00:03:05,394 --> 00:03:07,896 But, um, one day. 69 00:03:07,896 --> 00:03:10,440 Inshallah, that's what we say 70 00:03:10,440 --> 00:03:12,943 in--in our religion. FRANKIE: Inshallah. 71 00:03:12,943 --> 00:03:15,654 This girl feels like fate. 72 00:03:15,654 --> 00:03:16,822 She's Lebanese. 73 00:03:16,822 --> 00:03:18,532 Her visa's running out, 74 00:03:18,532 --> 00:03:21,118 then we meet and fall in love, 75 00:03:21,118 --> 00:03:26,039 and now she gets to stay in America if I marry her. 76 00:03:26,039 --> 00:03:30,168 Now, what are the chances of that timing? 77 00:03:31,378 --> 00:03:33,797 - I-I mean, that--yeah, tha--that sounds like-- 78 00:03:33,797 --> 00:03:37,050 - Egypt. Egypt. 79 00:03:37,050 --> 00:03:38,635 - One second. 80 00:03:38,635 --> 00:03:41,346 YUVAL: Yo. I got something big. 81 00:03:41,346 --> 00:03:43,473 I told Selim that we sold the watch to the Yemenis, 82 00:03:43,473 --> 00:03:44,975 you and I, okay? 83 00:03:44,975 --> 00:03:46,893 He flipped out 'cause they don't buy shit. 84 00:03:46,893 --> 00:03:48,353 - I sold the watch to the Yemenis. 85 00:03:48,353 --> 00:03:50,272 It took me, like, three weeks to close that deal. 86 00:03:50,272 --> 00:03:53,108 - You, me, I mean, we both sold it. 87 00:03:53,108 --> 00:03:54,192 We're like a team now. 88 00:03:54,192 --> 00:03:56,027 We're like Moses and the Egyptians. 89 00:03:56,027 --> 00:03:57,112 - You know that was, like, 90 00:03:57,112 --> 00:03:58,530 a really fucked-up relationship? 91 00:03:58,530 --> 00:03:59,698 - Yeah, but this one's gonna be better, 92 00:03:59,698 --> 00:04:01,491 because they want to meet right now. 93 00:04:01,491 --> 00:04:04,536 - Selim from the Diamond Club? He wants to meet me? 94 00:04:04,536 --> 00:04:06,746 - Diamond Club, baby. We got to go now. 95 00:04:06,746 --> 00:04:09,916 - Okay, yeah. Um... 96 00:04:09,916 --> 00:04:13,503 Uh, sir, uh, my uncle's gonna ring you up, 97 00:04:13,503 --> 00:04:17,507 but, please, tag us on Instagram when you propose? 98 00:04:17,507 --> 00:04:20,218 - Beautiful culture you have here. 99 00:04:20,218 --> 00:04:22,971 - You gonna buy this shit or what? 100 00:04:24,931 --> 00:04:27,934 [lively music] 101 00:04:27,934 --> 00:04:34,983 ♪ ♪ 102 00:04:34,983 --> 00:04:38,570 [elevator bell dings] 103 00:04:38,570 --> 00:04:41,239 RAMY: I spent the last two years taking us online. 104 00:04:41,239 --> 00:04:42,824 We've got almost a million followers, 105 00:04:42,824 --> 00:04:45,368 a-and soon we won't even be able to keep up with orders. 106 00:04:45,368 --> 00:04:48,538 If we had just the access to your suppliers, 107 00:04:48,538 --> 00:04:51,333 we could do something really special, you know? 108 00:04:51,333 --> 00:04:53,318 We really want to work with the Diamond Club. 109 00:04:53,318 --> 00:04:54,336 [both speaking Hebrew] 110 00:05:01,301 --> 00:05:03,178 Now I got a warehouse with silver dragons 111 00:05:03,178 --> 00:05:04,304 collecting dust. 112 00:05:13,271 --> 00:05:16,358 - Oh, women love Arabic, okay? 113 00:05:16,358 --> 00:05:18,777 You can't fuck in New York unless you know Rumi. 114 00:05:35,126 --> 00:05:37,212 - Look, I-I don't understand everything you guys are saying. 115 00:05:37,212 --> 00:05:40,340 But if we did this-- - Just give us a minute. 116 00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:42,384 - Inshallah. 117 00:05:44,719 --> 00:05:47,848 - It's very impressive what you did with Dunya. 118 00:05:47,848 --> 00:05:49,307 - Thank you, sir, and, you know, 119 00:05:49,307 --> 00:05:52,602 dunya actually means "this life" in--in Islam, 120 00:05:52,602 --> 00:05:53,687 like--like, before-- - [speaking Arabic] 121 00:06:04,406 --> 00:06:05,657 "The world to come." 122 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:08,785 - Our traditions have a lot in common. 123 00:06:08,785 --> 00:06:10,412 RAMY: Yeah, I-I've always felt that-- 124 00:06:10,412 --> 00:06:13,665 that we share this deep... 125 00:06:13,665 --> 00:06:16,918 Christmas-less-ness, you know? 126 00:06:16,918 --> 00:06:18,336 - Chri--huh? 127 00:06:18,336 --> 00:06:20,589 - Like, uh--like, not celebrating Christmas, right? 128 00:06:20,589 --> 00:06:22,048 Like--like, the whole country's-- 129 00:06:22,048 --> 00:06:23,925 this whole country's, like, worshipping Santa, 130 00:06:23,925 --> 00:06:25,844 an--and we're like, "No, I don't think so. 131 00:06:25,844 --> 00:06:27,262 This doesn't feel right," you know? 132 00:06:27,262 --> 00:06:28,597 - Mm. - I remember being 133 00:06:28,597 --> 00:06:29,598 in kindergarten. 134 00:06:29,598 --> 00:06:30,890 Everyone's talking about Santa. 135 00:06:30,890 --> 00:06:32,892 I look over at this kid Ari, and I'm like, 136 00:06:32,892 --> 00:06:35,228 "Dude, we know the truth. 137 00:06:35,228 --> 00:06:36,563 "You know, we know 138 00:06:36,563 --> 00:06:38,857 this is just, like, a capitalist fucking lie." 139 00:06:38,857 --> 00:06:42,485 Like, Santa's not-- he's not in the texts. 140 00:06:42,485 --> 00:06:44,696 Like, none of them-- none of the-- 141 00:06:44,696 --> 00:06:47,240 none of the testaments. 142 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:49,868 - Over there, we have conflict. 143 00:06:49,868 --> 00:06:51,578 But over here, 144 00:06:51,578 --> 00:06:54,289 we see our brotherhood. 145 00:06:54,289 --> 00:06:57,334 Ramy, do you believe in God? 146 00:07:00,253 --> 00:07:02,672 - You know, I... 147 00:07:02,672 --> 00:07:04,507 I-I used to, but I don't know. 148 00:07:04,507 --> 00:07:06,801 So I'm just trying to do something to help my family, 149 00:07:06,801 --> 00:07:09,638 a-and I'm not gonna let anything get in the way. 150 00:07:12,140 --> 00:07:15,101 - Look, we don't do business with many, 151 00:07:15,101 --> 00:07:18,647 but when we give you a job, we need our money quick. 152 00:07:18,647 --> 00:07:21,399 And if you lose a client, the cash comes out of your pocket. 153 00:07:21,399 --> 00:07:22,942 This is not online sales. 154 00:07:22,942 --> 00:07:25,654 - I-I know. I know--I understand. 155 00:07:25,654 --> 00:07:29,115 - Then we go to Israel on Sunday, huh? 156 00:07:30,492 --> 00:07:32,035 - We go to--to where? 157 00:07:32,035 --> 00:07:33,453 - Israel. 158 00:07:33,453 --> 00:07:35,914 If you're joining us, there has to be trust, right? 159 00:07:35,914 --> 00:07:38,291 The boss only meets in person in Israel. 160 00:07:38,291 --> 00:07:40,335 - Right, I-I-I thought-- I just thought you said, like, 161 00:07:40,335 --> 00:07:42,837 over there, there's prob-- but over here, we have the-- 162 00:07:42,837 --> 00:07:44,673 - Yeah, but we have to go over there to understand 163 00:07:44,673 --> 00:07:46,633 what's going on over here. 164 00:07:46,633 --> 00:07:48,968 [chuckles] 165 00:07:48,968 --> 00:07:50,845 - Yeah. 166 00:08:03,983 --> 00:08:05,527 - [speaking Arabic] 167 00:08:05,527 --> 00:08:08,405 [upbeat music] 168 00:08:08,405 --> 00:08:11,533 ♪ ♪ 169 00:08:11,533 --> 00:08:13,743 NASEEM: Get up, and paper the block. 170 00:08:13,743 --> 00:08:16,913 - Uncle Naseem, I'm over here trying to save us money, 171 00:08:16,913 --> 00:08:18,581 and you're wasting it on flyers 172 00:08:18,581 --> 00:08:20,583 that don't even look like you anymore. 173 00:08:20,583 --> 00:08:22,961 - This is true. I'm much better-looking now. 174 00:08:22,961 --> 00:08:24,879 - And that guy yesterday-- he was gonna by that ring. 175 00:08:24,879 --> 00:08:25,964 It was expensive. 176 00:08:25,964 --> 00:08:27,507 You didn't close the deal. 177 00:08:27,507 --> 00:08:30,593 - I wasn't going to sell him. He's a fucking FBI. 178 00:08:30,593 --> 00:08:33,263 - Yeah, yeah. Everyone's a fed or a-- 179 00:08:33,263 --> 00:08:35,890 or a pedophile that works for Obama, right? 180 00:08:35,890 --> 00:08:37,642 That--that's the whole world? 181 00:08:37,642 --> 00:08:39,769 - Why didn't you finish the sale yourself? 182 00:08:39,769 --> 00:08:42,063 Be a man. No, you didn't. 183 00:08:42,063 --> 00:08:44,023 - Because I was going to the Diamond Club, all right? 184 00:08:44,023 --> 00:08:45,567 To meet with Selim. 185 00:08:45,567 --> 00:08:47,527 - What? Who--how--how-- 186 00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:49,028 - That's the kind of relationship 187 00:08:49,028 --> 00:08:50,238 that can actually help us. 188 00:08:50,238 --> 00:08:52,073 NASEEM: Those guys are criminals. 189 00:08:52,073 --> 00:08:53,992 Everything they do is unethical. 190 00:08:53,992 --> 00:08:55,410 RAMY: "Unethical"? 191 00:08:55,410 --> 00:08:57,537 Didn't you buy half our stuff from China? 192 00:08:57,537 --> 00:08:59,080 - Made by Muslims. 193 00:08:59,080 --> 00:09:01,916 - Are you talking about the--the Uyghur camps? 194 00:09:01,916 --> 00:09:03,251 - A Muslim is a Muslim. 195 00:09:03,251 --> 00:09:04,586 Habibi, it's okay. 196 00:09:04,586 --> 00:09:06,880 Once we make a lot of money, we will free them. 197 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:08,298 - You just don't want to work with this guy 198 00:09:08,298 --> 00:09:09,758 because he's Jewish-- admit it. 199 00:09:09,758 --> 00:09:13,011 - I work with Jews all day, dum-dum. 200 00:09:13,011 --> 00:09:14,929 Daniel. 201 00:09:14,929 --> 00:09:16,222 Da--Daniel! 202 00:09:16,222 --> 00:09:17,724 - I'm doing shit, Naseem. 203 00:09:17,724 --> 00:09:19,517 NASEEM: This kid wants to work with Selim. 204 00:09:19,517 --> 00:09:21,311 I tell him those guys are criminals. 205 00:09:21,311 --> 00:09:22,812 Guess what he say. 206 00:09:22,812 --> 00:09:24,647 He say I'm anti-Semitic. 207 00:09:24,647 --> 00:09:28,485 Tell him. Tell him that he is brainwashed by Twitter. 208 00:09:28,485 --> 00:09:31,488 - Kid, you can't. Those guys are the fucking Mob. 209 00:09:31,488 --> 00:09:33,239 There's a price that comes with working with them 210 00:09:33,239 --> 00:09:35,575 that you don't want to pay. 211 00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:38,411 And your uncle is anti-Semitic. NASEEM: Wha... 212 00:09:38,411 --> 00:09:40,163 How long I been working with you, huh? 213 00:09:40,163 --> 00:09:41,748 - Doesn't mean you don't hate me. 214 00:09:41,748 --> 00:09:43,958 - It's-- No, I hate Indians more. 215 00:09:43,958 --> 00:09:49,255 The list is Indian, China, Dominican Republic, Jew, um, 216 00:09:49,255 --> 00:09:51,466 and--and those people, 217 00:09:51,466 --> 00:09:53,551 uh, the fucking island people-- Bahama? 218 00:09:53,551 --> 00:09:55,220 - You hate people from the Bahamas? 219 00:09:55,220 --> 00:09:58,056 - Yes, Bahama. They have no culture. 220 00:10:02,644 --> 00:10:05,772 [lively music] 221 00:10:05,772 --> 00:10:09,818 ♪ ♪ 222 00:10:09,818 --> 00:10:12,028 - Salaam alaikum, Brother Hassan. 223 00:10:12,028 --> 00:10:14,239 My name's Rasheed Islam. 224 00:10:14,239 --> 00:10:16,157 I'm here today on behalf of-- 225 00:10:16,157 --> 00:10:18,118 - Look, we're here because you owe Zainab a lot of money. 226 00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:19,410 We don't need the salaams. 227 00:10:19,410 --> 00:10:20,912 RASHEED: Malika, we always need the salaams. 228 00:10:20,912 --> 00:10:23,122 MALIKA: No, Rasheed, we don't always need the salaams. 229 00:10:23,122 --> 00:10:25,250 You did some dirty shit. You got to pay up. 230 00:10:25,250 --> 00:10:26,584 - Akhi, 231 00:10:26,584 --> 00:10:28,211 Sister Malika is noting 232 00:10:28,211 --> 00:10:30,046 that when you signed your marriage contract, 233 00:10:30,046 --> 00:10:32,090 there was a mehr in place. 234 00:10:32,090 --> 00:10:35,593 Due to the nature of the divorce, 235 00:10:35,593 --> 00:10:36,928 you owe the full amount. 236 00:10:36,928 --> 00:10:38,346 It's been over a year, 237 00:10:38,346 --> 00:10:40,140 and Zainab's yet to receive payment. 238 00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:43,226 - Her $100,000, like, now. [speaking Arabic] 239 00:10:43,226 --> 00:10:45,144 - No, I-I-I remember signing that. 240 00:10:45,144 --> 00:10:46,521 It was--it was 50,000. - [speaking Arabic] 241 00:10:48,439 --> 00:10:50,441 You also agreed to put down 50 racks... 242 00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:55,530 - I-I don't--I don't have that right now. 243 00:10:55,530 --> 00:10:57,782 - Well, just the mugaddam is okay for now, then, 244 00:10:57,782 --> 00:11:00,535 if that's all you can do. 245 00:11:00,535 --> 00:11:02,370 - I-I don't-- I don't have that either. 246 00:11:02,370 --> 00:11:04,539 - Broke. Broke-ass. 247 00:11:04,539 --> 00:11:06,457 - Look, if I could just talk to Zainab-- 248 00:11:06,457 --> 00:11:08,918 I've been trying to get her on the phone for over a year. 249 00:11:08,918 --> 00:11:10,962 You know, it's not-- it's not right. 250 00:11:10,962 --> 00:11:13,464 Like, w-we just got to have a conversation or something. 251 00:11:13,464 --> 00:11:14,716 She can't just send you here. 252 00:11:14,716 --> 00:11:17,218 - Ramy, you should really just sign a check. 253 00:11:17,218 --> 00:11:19,679 - Sidi Ramy, you know where you stand. 254 00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:22,015 It's not just about the money. 255 00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:23,725 You're in spiritual debt. 256 00:11:23,725 --> 00:11:25,727 - Yeah, but--but you're-- you're asking me for mo-- 257 00:11:25,727 --> 00:11:30,023 If it's spiritual, then can we just not charge so much? 258 00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:32,984 - We'll be around when you're ready. 259 00:11:32,984 --> 00:11:34,986 But don't take too long. 260 00:11:34,986 --> 00:11:36,362 God's waiting. 261 00:11:38,740 --> 00:11:39,949 Salaam. 262 00:11:42,619 --> 00:11:44,704 MALIKA: Broke, just broke. 263 00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:46,831 [car alarm beeps] MAYSA: [whispering in French] 264 00:11:57,759 --> 00:11:59,510 FAROUK: Relax, Maysa. 265 00:11:59,510 --> 00:12:01,804 MAYSA: I talked to the bank manager. 266 00:12:01,804 --> 00:12:04,224 He said it's very bad. 267 00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:06,601 We might have to sell the house. 268 00:12:06,601 --> 00:12:08,728 RAMY: Mom, no, we--we won't. 269 00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:11,397 It's okay. MAYSA: It's not okay. 270 00:12:11,397 --> 00:12:13,149 Look at this, okay? 271 00:12:13,149 --> 00:12:15,443 Here... 272 00:12:15,443 --> 00:12:17,320 look. 273 00:12:17,320 --> 00:12:18,696 DENA: I can't-- 274 00:12:18,696 --> 00:12:20,740 MAYSA: We can't see anything in this fucking light. 275 00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:22,742 - These are energy-saving bulbs. [speaking Arabic] 276 00:12:25,620 --> 00:12:28,039 - Yeah, but w-we really can't see anything, Dad. 277 00:12:28,039 --> 00:12:29,499 - Just look closer. 278 00:12:29,499 --> 00:12:32,335 - We owe all the credit cards, and with Shadi here, 279 00:12:32,335 --> 00:12:35,797 it's like I have a third child suddenly, right? 280 00:12:35,797 --> 00:12:39,258 There's only--the two of us working, only Ramy and myself. [speaking French] 281 00:12:40,927 --> 00:12:43,221 - Mom, in a few weeks, I'm gonna take the bar, 282 00:12:43,221 --> 00:12:45,515 and when I pass-- - Inshallah. 283 00:12:45,515 --> 00:12:46,683 - Sure. 284 00:12:46,683 --> 00:12:48,518 When I pass, I'm gonna get on a salary, 285 00:12:48,518 --> 00:12:49,602 and I'm gonna help. 286 00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:51,562 RAMY: I'm working on something, too. 287 00:12:51,562 --> 00:12:53,982 There's this business opportunity in the district-- 288 00:12:53,982 --> 00:12:56,150 - Habibi, no, no, no, no. Stay wherever you are. 289 00:12:56,150 --> 00:12:58,152 No business opportunities! 290 00:12:58,152 --> 00:13:01,364 You know, the last time I heard this from your dad, 291 00:13:01,364 --> 00:13:03,866 it's when he threw our money away. 292 00:13:10,581 --> 00:13:12,875 Habibi, I'm not living in Egypt, okay? 293 00:13:12,875 --> 00:13:16,671 That investment you made-- it's fucking shit. 294 00:13:19,090 --> 00:13:20,758 - Why don't we just sell the house? 295 00:13:20,758 --> 00:13:23,011 - What? DENA: Yeah, what if it's time? 296 00:13:23,011 --> 00:13:25,972 We move out, get our own places, 297 00:13:25,972 --> 00:13:30,518 and, um, live, you know, like, apart from each other. 298 00:13:50,079 --> 00:13:52,248 That's not exactly what I had in mind. 299 00:13:52,248 --> 00:13:54,917 - I'm not leaving this fucking house, okay? 300 00:14:05,219 --> 00:14:07,972 SHADI: [crying softly, sniffles] 301 00:14:07,972 --> 00:14:09,974 [knock at door] 302 00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:15,271 RAMY: Yo, you, uh... - Yo. 303 00:14:15,271 --> 00:14:17,732 - Is e--are you okay? Is everything all right? 304 00:14:17,732 --> 00:14:20,318 - [sighs] Did you ever watch American Pie? 305 00:14:20,318 --> 00:14:23,780 - Uh, yeah, it's-- it's been a while. 306 00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:24,989 SHADI: It's my favorite. 307 00:14:24,989 --> 00:14:27,825 It made me want to come to America. 308 00:14:27,825 --> 00:14:31,662 But I just realized I never actually watched the movie. 309 00:14:31,662 --> 00:14:33,331 - Wh--what are you talking about? 310 00:14:33,331 --> 00:14:35,958 - In Egypt, a lot of the time, they edit out the sex scenes. 311 00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:38,586 So I must've watched a version that was censored or some shit, 312 00:14:38,586 --> 00:14:41,923 but I never actually saw the part where he-- [speaking Arabic] 313 00:14:43,466 --> 00:14:44,842 Bangs the pie. 314 00:14:44,842 --> 00:14:47,762 - Uh, yeah, I mean, I gue-- I guess it's technically 315 00:14:47,762 --> 00:14:49,263 a-a sex scene. 316 00:14:49,263 --> 00:14:53,017 - Growing up in Cairo, you always have this suspicion 317 00:14:53,017 --> 00:14:56,145 that everyone in America knows something that you don't, 318 00:14:56,145 --> 00:14:59,732 like you're stupid and the rest of the world is smart. 319 00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:01,818 Like everyone knows about the pie 320 00:15:01,818 --> 00:15:03,820 except for your dumb ass. 321 00:15:03,820 --> 00:15:07,824 - Look, man, I-I-I know that it's been kind of a hard time, 322 00:15:07,824 --> 00:15:10,535 but it's--it's--it's been a hard time for everybody. 323 00:15:10,535 --> 00:15:13,913 And COVID hit the DJ community really hard, 324 00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:15,039 but it's coming back. 325 00:15:15,039 --> 00:15:16,749 - I-I don't want to be a DJ anymore. 326 00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:19,710 Ever since I watched that fucking pie scene, 327 00:15:19,710 --> 00:15:22,588 I knew that I had to rethink everything. 328 00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:24,465 So I took some magic mushrooms, 329 00:15:24,465 --> 00:15:27,802 and then I realized I miss God. 330 00:15:27,802 --> 00:15:29,345 - Y-you did shrooms? 331 00:15:29,345 --> 00:15:30,805 SHADI: When you came to Cairo, 332 00:15:30,805 --> 00:15:33,599 I was so confused about how religious you were. 333 00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:36,936 But being here, I actually miss the call to prayer. 334 00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:39,522 It used to annoy me, but now I'm waking up 335 00:15:39,522 --> 00:15:42,358 at 4:00 in the morning 'cause I don't hear it. 336 00:15:42,358 --> 00:15:44,902 I'm waking up 'cause it's too fucking quiet. 337 00:15:44,902 --> 00:15:47,989 - Look, the-- the way I was in Cairo, 338 00:15:47,989 --> 00:15:50,449 I'm not like that anymore, okay? 339 00:15:50,449 --> 00:15:52,243 I-I don't... 340 00:15:52,243 --> 00:15:55,329 - I know. You've been so closed off. 341 00:15:55,329 --> 00:15:58,791 I don't know everything that happened with you and Zainab. 342 00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:02,211 I know you cheated on her, but I don't know with who. 343 00:16:02,211 --> 00:16:04,213 - I don't really think it matters with who, 344 00:16:04,213 --> 00:16:06,507 and--and, uh, I just don't want to-- 345 00:16:06,507 --> 00:16:09,510 Just don't say anything about that to--to my parents or Dena. 346 00:16:09,510 --> 00:16:10,887 SHADI: I don't judge you, bro. 347 00:16:10,887 --> 00:16:13,306 I just don't want you to lose your light. 348 00:16:16,475 --> 00:16:17,977 - Yeah. 349 00:16:31,199 --> 00:16:33,117 Inshallah. - Inshallah. 350 00:16:33,117 --> 00:16:36,913 ♪ ♪ 351 00:16:36,913 --> 00:16:37,997 [door opens] 352 00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:40,291 Allahu Akbar. 353 00:16:40,291 --> 00:16:42,919 [door closes] 354 00:16:42,919 --> 00:16:45,796 SINGER: [singing indistinctly] 355 00:16:45,796 --> 00:16:48,799 [soft music playing] 356 00:16:48,799 --> 00:16:51,344 ♪ ♪ 357 00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:53,346 - Are you sure you don't want to try something different? 358 00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:55,139 - Yeah, i-if you'd just stop talking, 359 00:16:55,139 --> 00:16:57,058 then I can kind of get into it, you know? 360 00:16:57,058 --> 00:16:58,392 - Oh. - Yeah, just give me a chance. 361 00:16:58,392 --> 00:16:59,852 - Okay. - Yeah. 362 00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:05,733 - It just seems like you have a problem. 363 00:17:05,733 --> 00:17:08,027 You're not getting hard. 364 00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:09,987 - Yeah, I'm--[sighs] 365 00:17:09,987 --> 00:17:12,031 I-I'm just tired, okay? - Okay. 366 00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:13,991 - Yeah. - Yeah. 367 00:17:13,991 --> 00:17:15,993 Okay, yeah, me too. 368 00:17:15,993 --> 00:17:19,497 - Yeah, I just, um-- - I should probably sleep. 369 00:17:19,497 --> 00:17:21,207 - Yeah, yeah, let's just-- - Yep. 370 00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:25,503 - Let's--yeah, let's sleep, and I feel like if--if we-- 371 00:17:25,503 --> 00:17:27,296 if we just kind of rest up, 372 00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:28,756 and then--and then in the morning, 373 00:17:28,756 --> 00:17:30,633 we'll have more energy, you know, and really kind of-- 374 00:17:30,633 --> 00:17:33,386 You know, I feel like we'll find it, you know? 375 00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:36,305 - Like, you sleep here? 376 00:17:36,305 --> 00:17:37,306 - Yeah. 377 00:17:38,933 --> 00:17:41,310 - Um... 378 00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:44,063 you know... 379 00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:46,524 I, like, never have anyone sleep over. 380 00:17:46,524 --> 00:17:47,900 It's a personal rule. 381 00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:50,945 - O-okay, but it's-- it's just, like, I-I, um, 382 00:17:50,945 --> 00:17:52,822 I live in Jersey, so it's really far. 383 00:17:52,822 --> 00:17:55,032 - Yeah, New Jersey. 384 00:17:55,032 --> 00:17:57,994 I'm really sorry about that. 385 00:17:57,994 --> 00:17:59,495 - [stammers] 386 00:17:59,495 --> 00:18:02,832 That, like, that I have to leave or that I live in Jersey? 387 00:18:02,832 --> 00:18:05,876 - All of it, really. 388 00:18:05,876 --> 00:18:08,129 ♪ ♪ 389 00:18:08,129 --> 00:18:10,339 - Okay. - [yawns] 390 00:18:13,634 --> 00:18:15,261 - Thanks, dude. It's fucking surging. 391 00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:16,887 It's, like, $200 to get to Jersey. 392 00:18:16,887 --> 00:18:18,681 - Dude, I'd pick you up anywhere, 393 00:18:18,681 --> 00:18:20,433 especially Williamsburg. 394 00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:22,101 This is the land of my people. 395 00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:24,854 - You can't say that about everywhere you guys move. 396 00:18:24,854 --> 00:18:26,230 - [chuckles] Yeah, Ramy. 397 00:18:26,230 --> 00:18:28,608 Funny, Ramy--the funniest. 398 00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:31,402 RAMY: No, I'm--I'm serious. 399 00:18:31,402 --> 00:18:32,987 - Are you coming to Israel? 400 00:18:32,987 --> 00:18:34,822 - I-I don't know, man. It's a lot to think about. 401 00:18:34,822 --> 00:18:36,240 You didn't tell me anything about this. 402 00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:38,784 YUVAL: I know that was pretty fucking intimidating, 403 00:18:38,784 --> 00:18:39,952 but Selim's the man. 404 00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:41,579 He picked me up from the Chabad Center 405 00:18:41,579 --> 00:18:44,498 when I did my rehab, and ever since he put 406 00:18:44,498 --> 00:18:46,834 this yarmulke on my head, I've been on fire. 407 00:18:46,834 --> 00:18:48,586 I mean, I'm money right now. 408 00:18:48,586 --> 00:18:49,962 - Okay, you know him. 409 00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:52,381 What do we know about what's going on over there? 410 00:18:52,381 --> 00:18:54,842 - His boss is my aunt, so, I mean-- 411 00:18:54,842 --> 00:18:56,510 - What? YUVAL: Yeah. 412 00:18:56,510 --> 00:18:57,845 But she thinks I'm a big fuck-up, 413 00:18:57,845 --> 00:18:59,597 so it's not like we have an in. 414 00:18:59,597 --> 00:19:02,808 But if we prove to her that I'm not a fuck-up anymore-- 415 00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:06,145 I'm clean. I have a best friend--you. 416 00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:08,230 Show her you. I mean, you're perfect. 417 00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:10,232 You're the fucking-- I don't know-- 418 00:19:10,232 --> 00:19:12,151 Mo Salah of jewelry. 419 00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:14,278 You can get generational wealth 420 00:19:14,278 --> 00:19:15,780 and take care of your family. 421 00:19:15,780 --> 00:19:18,908 And people will talk about us... 422 00:19:18,908 --> 00:19:23,788 a Muslim and a Jew, the two best friends... 423 00:19:23,788 --> 00:19:26,165 who helped each other, 424 00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:28,626 oh, and then helped the world. 425 00:19:28,626 --> 00:19:31,545 And we're gonna get you out of fucking Jersey. 426 00:19:31,545 --> 00:19:33,798 I can't believe we have to drive to fucking Jersey. 427 00:19:33,798 --> 00:19:36,801 You just want to sleep over? I got four beds. 428 00:19:36,801 --> 00:19:38,427 - No, I-I-I don't. 429 00:19:38,427 --> 00:19:40,429 - Queens. - I'm not sleeping over. 430 00:19:40,429 --> 00:19:43,599 - Are you sure? We'll figure it out in the car. 431 00:19:46,769 --> 00:19:49,980 [lively music] 432 00:19:49,980 --> 00:19:55,069 ♪ ♪ 433 00:19:55,069 --> 00:19:57,947 AHMED: Beautiful woman in a swim magazine. 434 00:19:59,740 --> 00:20:01,492 [device beeps] 435 00:20:01,492 --> 00:20:04,078 Mistress punishing her servant. 436 00:20:04,078 --> 00:20:05,871 [device beeps] Transgender woman 437 00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:07,915 with a cisgender woman in the office. 438 00:20:07,915 --> 00:20:09,917 They were arguing over a work issue, 439 00:20:09,917 --> 00:20:11,335 then there was more tension. 440 00:20:11,335 --> 00:20:14,880 [device beeps] Bradley Cooper. 441 00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:16,465 [device beeps] 442 00:20:16,465 --> 00:20:20,261 Sarah, the girl who wouldn't let you ruin her life. 443 00:20:20,261 --> 00:20:21,470 [device beeps] 444 00:20:21,470 --> 00:20:23,556 January 6th rioter fake-masturbating 445 00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:25,266 next to a portrait of Bill Clinton. 446 00:20:25,266 --> 00:20:26,851 - Dude, what are we doing? 447 00:20:26,851 --> 00:20:28,769 - I'm testing different stimuli. 448 00:20:28,769 --> 00:20:31,105 I really thought Bradley Cooper would've stimulated you more. 449 00:20:31,105 --> 00:20:32,940 - I-I don't think this is doing anything, man. 450 00:20:32,940 --> 00:20:35,359 Maybe I just have, like, vitamin deficiency. 451 00:20:35,359 --> 00:20:37,945 - You think a vitamin is what's keeping you from getting hard? 452 00:20:37,945 --> 00:20:39,488 - I-I don't know. But you said that I'm healthy. 453 00:20:39,488 --> 00:20:42,950 I've been exercising every day, but I can't get it up, dude. 454 00:20:42,950 --> 00:20:44,535 It's happened with two girls now, 455 00:20:44,535 --> 00:20:46,579 and--and porn's barely even doing anything. 456 00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:50,207 - Look at this, man. This is an average brain. 457 00:20:50,207 --> 00:20:51,792 The yellow spots are reward centers. 458 00:20:51,792 --> 00:20:53,836 See how small the yellow is? - Yeah. 459 00:20:53,836 --> 00:20:56,839 AHMED: This is your brain. Look how big the yellow is. 460 00:20:56,839 --> 00:20:58,591 - So li--like, I'm extra happy? 461 00:20:58,591 --> 00:21:00,509 - No, you're overstimulated. 462 00:21:00,509 --> 00:21:02,553 This is a heroin addict's brain. 463 00:21:02,553 --> 00:21:03,929 Looks just like yours. 464 00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:05,264 Are you watching horse porn? 465 00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:07,057 - Horse porn? No, dude. 466 00:21:07,057 --> 00:21:09,685 Can you stop talking to me like I'm a drug addict or something? 467 00:21:09,685 --> 00:21:13,022 Everybody watches porn. - It's the Muslim drug. 468 00:21:13,022 --> 00:21:15,149 We don't drink. We don't do cocaine. 469 00:21:15,149 --> 00:21:16,400 We porn. 470 00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:18,194 Remember when you told me you watch porn 471 00:21:18,194 --> 00:21:19,737 because you didn't want to have sex? 472 00:21:19,737 --> 00:21:21,197 That's how it starts, man. 473 00:21:21,197 --> 00:21:22,990 When you don't think you'll be with someone in real life, 474 00:21:22,990 --> 00:21:25,367 you pile all your emotions into your fantasy. 475 00:21:25,367 --> 00:21:27,703 You had sex with a hijabi from the mosque. 476 00:21:27,703 --> 00:21:29,580 You cheated on your wife with your cousin. 477 00:21:29,580 --> 00:21:31,248 All your relationships sound like porn. 478 00:21:31,248 --> 00:21:33,334 - Not all of them, man. I've--I've--I've been in love. 479 00:21:33,334 --> 00:21:35,044 I loved Zainab, uh, Sarah. 480 00:21:35,044 --> 00:21:37,546 - You don't know what love is, man. 481 00:21:37,546 --> 00:21:39,048 All your values are twisted. 482 00:21:39,048 --> 00:21:41,050 You wear jewelry with the Quran on it, 483 00:21:41,050 --> 00:21:42,551 and you're not even praying. 484 00:21:42,551 --> 00:21:45,304 I feel like you're gonna start celebrating Halloween next. 485 00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:48,098 - Well, Halloween's not haram. - Shut up. 486 00:21:48,098 --> 00:21:50,267 I just ran you through images for an hour. 487 00:21:50,267 --> 00:21:51,727 The only time your brain spiked 488 00:21:51,727 --> 00:21:53,562 was when it was something extreme. 489 00:21:53,562 --> 00:21:55,648 Once you get away from all this overstimulation, 490 00:21:55,648 --> 00:21:57,316 your brain's gonna calm down. 491 00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:59,235 And if you're gonna keep having sex, 492 00:21:59,235 --> 00:22:01,820 at least be in a real relationship-- 493 00:22:01,820 --> 00:22:04,323 someone who means something to you. 494 00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:06,158 You need love, 495 00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:07,826 then you'll get hard. 496 00:22:10,621 --> 00:22:12,206 SARAH: It's been so long. 497 00:22:12,206 --> 00:22:14,041 RAMY: I-I know. What have you been up to? 498 00:22:14,041 --> 00:22:17,586 I-I saw on Instagram that you started a nonprofit. 499 00:22:17,586 --> 00:22:19,421 SARAH: Yeah, it's been, like, two years, 500 00:22:19,421 --> 00:22:21,006 and we're also creating a system 501 00:22:21,006 --> 00:22:22,925 to help unhoused youth in New York. 502 00:22:22,925 --> 00:22:25,344 - That's amazing. Li--like homeless kids, yeah? 503 00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:28,055 - Well, we say "unhoused" now. It's their preference. 504 00:22:28,055 --> 00:22:29,306 - I mean, isn't their preference 505 00:22:29,306 --> 00:22:32,393 just, like, to have a house? 506 00:22:32,393 --> 00:22:33,477 - What? 507 00:22:33,477 --> 00:22:35,145 - Like, if I was a homeless kid 508 00:22:35,145 --> 00:22:38,399 and I had a wish, I-I feel like I'd just want 509 00:22:38,399 --> 00:22:41,986 somewhere to live instead of, like, a-a new term, or... 510 00:22:41,986 --> 00:22:44,738 - Well, the communities we work with appreciate it. 511 00:22:44,738 --> 00:22:46,866 "Homeless" has a negative connotation. 512 00:22:46,866 --> 00:22:48,450 I think we should listen to them. 513 00:22:48,450 --> 00:22:49,743 RAMY: No, no, no, no, I get it. 514 00:22:49,743 --> 00:22:51,620 I mean, it's like, uh, you know, 515 00:22:51,620 --> 00:22:54,415 "Home is where the heart is," actually. 516 00:22:54,415 --> 00:22:57,293 So you know, my--my mom has one of those plaques... 517 00:22:57,293 --> 00:22:59,878 [laughs] That says that in the kitchen. 518 00:22:59,878 --> 00:23:01,880 Um-- - That's nice. 519 00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:03,757 - But, um... 520 00:23:03,757 --> 00:23:07,845 I-I-I actually-- I always support the unhoused 521 00:23:07,845 --> 00:23:09,388 when I can. - Mm. 522 00:23:09,388 --> 00:23:11,348 - Yeah, like--like, I always put money in the cup, 523 00:23:11,348 --> 00:23:13,017 even though my uncle tells me not to. 524 00:23:13,017 --> 00:23:15,144 - Your uncle tells you not to donate? 525 00:23:15,144 --> 00:23:17,271 - Yeah, he, uh--he thinks 526 00:23:17,271 --> 00:23:19,565 that homeless people aren't really homeless, 527 00:23:19,565 --> 00:23:21,233 or--or unhoused. 528 00:23:21,233 --> 00:23:24,194 Um, like--like, he thinks they're just doing it 529 00:23:24,194 --> 00:23:26,697 to avoid taxes. 530 00:23:26,697 --> 00:23:29,658 You know, he's saying that they get all that money, 531 00:23:29,658 --> 00:23:31,493 and they don't have to give any to the government, 532 00:23:31,493 --> 00:23:33,996 which is technically true, but everything's, like, 533 00:23:33,996 --> 00:23:36,665 a conspiracy theory for him, you know? 534 00:23:36,665 --> 00:23:38,292 Every day I'm with him at work, 535 00:23:38,292 --> 00:23:39,793 and he's just saying all this crazy shit, 536 00:23:39,793 --> 00:23:41,462 and I got to defend people. 537 00:23:41,462 --> 00:23:43,088 Like, that's what I'm doing, just... 538 00:23:43,088 --> 00:23:44,548 SARAH: Yeah. - Defending people. 539 00:23:44,548 --> 00:23:46,008 SARAH: Ramy, I'm so surprised 540 00:23:46,008 --> 00:23:48,260 that you're still working with him. 541 00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:50,387 I always thought that was something you were doing 542 00:23:50,387 --> 00:23:52,264 till you, like, figured something else out. 543 00:23:52,264 --> 00:23:54,975 [both chuckle] - Yeah, I-I-I thought so, too, 544 00:23:54,975 --> 00:23:57,686 but, um--but I'm good at it, 545 00:23:57,686 --> 00:24:00,147 and in the last couple years, 546 00:24:00,147 --> 00:24:02,566 my--my parents have really needed the money, 547 00:24:02,566 --> 00:24:04,151 and--and so it's been good 548 00:24:04,151 --> 00:24:07,196 to--to actually make some. 549 00:24:07,196 --> 00:24:09,365 And we're growing it. It--it--it's wild. 550 00:24:09,365 --> 00:24:11,367 Like, there's this supplier on the block. 551 00:24:11,367 --> 00:24:13,911 They don't work with anybody, and they might work with us. 552 00:24:13,911 --> 00:24:16,789 - Whoa, great. RAMY: Yeah, it's complicated. 553 00:24:16,789 --> 00:24:18,958 Like, there's all this stuff they want. 554 00:24:18,958 --> 00:24:20,626 You know, they--they get a cut of everything we make, 555 00:24:20,626 --> 00:24:24,880 and I got to go to Israel to meet them if--if we do it. 556 00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:27,758 - Well, you're not going, right? 557 00:24:27,758 --> 00:24:30,970 - I don't--I mean-- SARAH: Aren't you BDS? 558 00:24:30,970 --> 00:24:34,431 I mean, your uncle is, obviously. 559 00:24:34,431 --> 00:24:37,851 - We--we--we work with a lot of people, an--and so it's, uh-- 560 00:24:37,851 --> 00:24:40,020 - Look, I-I went on birthright. 561 00:24:40,020 --> 00:24:42,231 I saw how they pretend like nothing's happening 562 00:24:42,231 --> 00:24:44,024 in the settlements. RAMY: No, I-I-I know, 563 00:24:44,024 --> 00:24:45,567 but I'm not gonna go-- I'm not gonna go, like, 564 00:24:45,567 --> 00:24:46,652 meet with the government or something. 565 00:24:46,652 --> 00:24:47,736 - [chuckles] - It's just people. 566 00:24:47,736 --> 00:24:49,154 - Uh-huh. - Like, that would be like 567 00:24:49,154 --> 00:24:51,782 if--if someone judged us just 'cause, 568 00:24:51,782 --> 00:24:54,201 you know, Trump or some shit. 569 00:24:54,201 --> 00:24:55,953 SARAH: Well, they kind of can. 570 00:24:55,953 --> 00:24:58,789 I mean, a lot of people love everything that man said. 571 00:24:58,789 --> 00:25:00,541 [chuckles] - Right. 572 00:25:00,541 --> 00:25:04,545 I-I just think that maybe if people worked together, 573 00:25:04,545 --> 00:25:08,757 that's how change can happen. 574 00:25:08,757 --> 00:25:10,676 - Do you really believe that? 575 00:25:10,676 --> 00:25:12,511 - I don't know, okay? I-I just--I'm not really 576 00:25:12,511 --> 00:25:15,848 in a situation where I can be nonprofit. 577 00:25:15,848 --> 00:25:19,018 - What are you trying to say? 578 00:25:19,018 --> 00:25:22,938 - I'm saying that everything that you're doing is amazing, 579 00:25:22,938 --> 00:25:26,817 and you don't have to worry about making money. 580 00:25:26,817 --> 00:25:30,571 - [scoffs] Yeah, and--and you think that's the only reason 581 00:25:30,571 --> 00:25:33,032 I care about people? - That's not what I'm saying. 582 00:25:33,032 --> 00:25:34,742 I'm--I'm just saying it's like anything, right? 583 00:25:34,742 --> 00:25:36,827 Like--like eating organic? 584 00:25:36,827 --> 00:25:40,456 Yeah, obviously, but it's expensive. 585 00:25:40,456 --> 00:25:41,999 Most people can't afford that. 586 00:25:41,999 --> 00:25:44,835 - Yeah, I'm not talking about shopping at Whole Foods. 587 00:25:44,835 --> 00:25:48,255 Anyone can think organic. 588 00:25:48,255 --> 00:25:50,883 - That's something that a rich person would say. 589 00:25:50,883 --> 00:25:53,677 You know what I'm saying? 590 00:25:53,677 --> 00:25:56,221 - Do you even like me? 591 00:25:56,221 --> 00:25:58,015 - What? 592 00:25:58,015 --> 00:26:00,142 - I just don't think you like me, 593 00:26:00,142 --> 00:26:02,478 and I think you called me to fuck. 594 00:26:02,478 --> 00:26:04,188 - Sarah, w-we're just having a fucking conversation. 595 00:26:04,188 --> 00:26:06,440 Like, it's not a-- - Yeah, yeah, I don't-- 596 00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:08,150 I don't--I'm gonna go. 597 00:26:08,150 --> 00:26:10,944 But, uh, yeah. 598 00:26:10,944 --> 00:26:13,238 [indistinct chatter] 599 00:26:13,238 --> 00:26:15,240 - [chuckles] 600 00:26:19,244 --> 00:26:22,289 [indistinct shouting in the distance] 601 00:26:29,838 --> 00:26:32,883 - Sorry, I, uh, know this is kind of crazy, 602 00:26:32,883 --> 00:26:35,928 but do you happen to have an extra cartridge? 603 00:26:35,928 --> 00:26:39,890 RAMY: Um, yeah, actually. LYNDSEY: Oh, thank you so much. 604 00:26:39,890 --> 00:26:43,018 RAMY: Yeah, no problem. LYNDSEY: Can I get you a drink? 605 00:26:43,018 --> 00:26:45,229 RAMY: No, I'm--I'm good. I'm good, thanks. 606 00:26:45,229 --> 00:26:48,524 - Cool necklace, man. I love Arabic. 607 00:26:48,524 --> 00:26:50,818 - Uh, thanks. Yeah, my, um-- 608 00:26:50,818 --> 00:26:52,110 my company makes them. - [speaking Arabic] 609 00:27:05,791 --> 00:27:08,335 - Yeah, that--tha-- that's cool, man. 610 00:27:08,335 --> 00:27:10,379 IAN: It's really fine print, though. 611 00:27:10,379 --> 00:27:12,798 I can't read it all. - It's--it's Quran. 612 00:27:12,798 --> 00:27:15,592 It's called the Fatiha. - Ah. 613 00:27:15,592 --> 00:27:19,304 That's a banger. - That's why you don't drink. 614 00:27:19,304 --> 00:27:20,973 - Yeah. LYNDSEY: I've actually been 615 00:27:20,973 --> 00:27:23,934 doing some sun salutations for my own faith-- 616 00:27:23,934 --> 00:27:26,687 really similar to your rituals. 617 00:27:26,687 --> 00:27:29,481 RAMY: Okay, yeah, what--what-- what faith is that? 618 00:27:29,481 --> 00:27:30,941 - I'm a witch. 619 00:27:32,442 --> 00:27:33,902 - Okay. 620 00:27:33,902 --> 00:27:35,070 Yeah. [clears throat] 621 00:27:35,070 --> 00:27:37,364 - I feel like people don't get us. 622 00:27:39,074 --> 00:27:41,577 - Sorry, uh, us? 623 00:27:41,577 --> 00:27:44,329 - Both our groups are so misunderstood. 624 00:27:48,542 --> 00:27:50,961 - Yeah, uh, when-- 625 00:27:50,961 --> 00:27:54,047 when, uh-- when did you become a-a witch? 626 00:27:54,047 --> 00:27:56,717 - During the pandemic. 627 00:27:56,717 --> 00:27:59,136 - Yeah, yeah, 'cause I-I kind of-- 628 00:27:59,136 --> 00:28:01,805 I kind of feel like it's not the same-- 629 00:28:01,805 --> 00:28:03,265 like, any of it, really. 630 00:28:03,265 --> 00:28:05,225 Like, I don't--I don't really see how it's the same-- 631 00:28:05,225 --> 00:28:07,936 like, I don't, you--like, you didn't really grow up 632 00:28:07,936 --> 00:28:11,899 with that feeling like everything you did 633 00:28:11,899 --> 00:28:13,400 was gonna send you to hell, right? 634 00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:14,818 Did you have that? 635 00:28:14,818 --> 00:28:18,363 Do witches have guilt about anything, or... 636 00:28:18,363 --> 00:28:20,741 did you grow up thinking, like, entire groups of people 637 00:28:20,741 --> 00:28:23,118 and countries hated you, or... - No, I-I-- 638 00:28:23,118 --> 00:28:26,455 - Oh, well, no, right, 'cause you just became a witch, right? 639 00:28:26,455 --> 00:28:28,081 Like, you just woke up one day, 640 00:28:28,081 --> 00:28:30,626 and you were like, "I'm a witch," 641 00:28:30,626 --> 00:28:33,795 an--and now we're the same, like, we have the same-- 642 00:28:33,795 --> 00:28:35,923 Wha--what have you--wha--what have you guys been through, 643 00:28:35,923 --> 00:28:37,215 like, the witch community? 644 00:28:37,215 --> 00:28:39,927 Like, the--like, Salem? Is that the thing? 645 00:28:39,927 --> 00:28:42,721 Like, that really fucked you guys up, or? 646 00:28:42,721 --> 00:28:44,306 But I don't--I don't even-- I don't even blame you. 647 00:28:44,306 --> 00:28:45,557 Like, if--if I grew up the way 648 00:28:45,557 --> 00:28:49,019 that you did, I-I-I'd believe in magic. 649 00:28:49,019 --> 00:28:51,271 Like, I'm sure everything you wanted, you got. 650 00:28:51,271 --> 00:28:54,149 So, fuck, yeah. I would think that I was, 651 00:28:54,149 --> 00:28:56,735 like, Harry Potter, honestly. - Habibi-- 652 00:28:56,735 --> 00:28:58,445 RAMY: Yeah, I'm not-- I'm not your habibi, bro. 653 00:28:58,445 --> 00:29:00,447 - Take a breath. [inhales deeply] 654 00:29:00,447 --> 00:29:02,115 Think about that passage on your neck. 655 00:29:02,115 --> 00:29:04,826 Oh, this isn't the Fatiha. This is Ayat Al-Kursi. 656 00:29:04,826 --> 00:29:06,161 - Yeah, don't fucking touch me, dude. 657 00:29:06,161 --> 00:29:07,371 - No, no, no, I know. It's fine Arabic print. 658 00:29:07,371 --> 00:29:08,497 I can understand why you might've-- 659 00:29:08,497 --> 00:29:09,498 - Dude, I told you not to fucking-- 660 00:29:09,498 --> 00:29:11,249 LYNDSEY: [gasps] 661 00:29:11,249 --> 00:29:13,877 [patrons shouting] 662 00:29:13,877 --> 00:29:15,420 - Fucking let go of me, man. 663 00:29:20,509 --> 00:29:22,761 Shh. 664 00:29:22,761 --> 00:29:24,304 It's okay, habibi. 665 00:29:24,304 --> 00:29:26,306 [door slams] 666 00:29:39,695 --> 00:29:41,446 - Mom... 667 00:29:41,446 --> 00:29:42,823 why's Dad sleeping on the couch? 668 00:29:42,823 --> 00:29:44,700 - He's comfortable. Don't worry about it. 669 00:29:44,700 --> 00:29:46,034 Everything is okay. 670 00:29:52,082 --> 00:29:53,208 Here. [speaking Arabic] 671 00:29:59,131 --> 00:30:02,134 [lively music] 672 00:30:02,134 --> 00:30:09,141 ♪ ♪ 673 00:30:19,109 --> 00:30:26,116 ♪ ♪ 674 00:31:30,430 --> 00:31:33,433 SINGER: [singing in Arabic] 675 00:31:33,433 --> 00:31:40,482 ♪ ♪