1 00:00:11,888 --> 00:00:14,891 [ominous music] 2 00:00:14,891 --> 00:00:20,897 ♪ ♪ 3 00:00:23,650 --> 00:00:26,273 - Says here you're not an organ donor. MO: Yeah. [speaking Arabic] 4 00:00:27,153 --> 00:00:28,613 - It's haram to save a life? 5 00:00:28,613 --> 00:00:31,032 - I don't want anybody mutilating my body after I die. 6 00:00:31,032 --> 00:00:33,201 I mean, I'll donate money, shoes, whatever, 7 00:00:33,201 --> 00:00:34,869 but I'm not meeting Allah without my kidneys. 8 00:00:34,869 --> 00:00:36,621 AHMED: I'm not even supposed to be reading your file. 9 00:00:36,621 --> 00:00:39,124 I told you, I can't be your doctor. 10 00:00:39,124 --> 00:00:40,750 After Ramy, I'm done helping friends. 11 00:00:40,750 --> 00:00:41,835 MO: Don't flatter yourself. 12 00:00:41,835 --> 00:00:43,420 You're my second-opinion doctor. 13 00:00:43,420 --> 00:00:44,671 I saw another guy first. [speaking Arabic] 14 00:00:46,548 --> 00:00:47,632 I already did the test. 15 00:00:47,632 --> 00:00:48,883 Why don't you just read it, okay? 16 00:00:48,883 --> 00:00:50,468 - Well, your cholesterol is insane. 17 00:00:50,468 --> 00:00:51,761 You're prediabetic. 18 00:00:51,761 --> 00:00:53,388 You're basically on the verge of a coronary. 19 00:00:53,388 --> 00:00:54,597 - That's what my first doctor said. 20 00:00:54,597 --> 00:00:56,057 Did you talk to him? - No, it's obvious. 21 00:00:56,057 --> 00:00:57,726 Look at the way you eat. 22 00:00:57,726 --> 00:00:59,227 - I follow a Mediterranean diet. 23 00:00:59,227 --> 00:01:01,730 - Eating the falafel you fry in your truck 24 00:01:01,730 --> 00:01:03,106 isn't Mediterranean. 25 00:01:03,106 --> 00:01:04,441 You need to eat healthier. 26 00:01:04,441 --> 00:01:06,651 - Stop calling me fat. All right? 27 00:01:06,651 --> 00:01:08,194 I'm just prepared. 28 00:01:08,194 --> 00:01:09,571 AHMED: Prepared for what? 29 00:01:09,571 --> 00:01:11,323 - I don't know. Apocalypse. 30 00:01:11,323 --> 00:01:14,909 Pandemic part two, three, four maybe. 31 00:01:14,909 --> 00:01:16,494 My body can go without food or water 32 00:01:16,494 --> 00:01:17,954 for at least two, three weeks. 33 00:01:17,954 --> 00:01:19,539 It's like a savings account. 34 00:01:19,539 --> 00:01:21,708 - Please do not try that. You will die. 35 00:01:21,708 --> 00:01:22,834 - Could you just get off 36 00:01:22,834 --> 00:01:25,128 of this traditional Western medicine? 37 00:01:25,128 --> 00:01:28,048 I'm talking about some sahaba level stuff here. 38 00:01:28,048 --> 00:01:30,842 How do you think our ancestors traversed the desert? 39 00:01:30,842 --> 00:01:33,887 Without food or water, it goes in your fatty deposits 40 00:01:33,887 --> 00:01:36,723 and it changes that to ketonic energy. 41 00:01:36,723 --> 00:01:38,350 And then it metabolizes into water. 42 00:01:38,350 --> 00:01:39,809 - Stop listening to Joe Rogan. 43 00:01:39,809 --> 00:01:41,353 - It's science, okay? 44 00:01:41,353 --> 00:01:43,146 I think I'm having a gut issue. 45 00:01:43,146 --> 00:01:44,939 [whispering] I just need a poop transplant. 46 00:01:44,939 --> 00:01:46,191 - A fecal transplant? MO: Yeah. 47 00:01:46,191 --> 00:01:47,525 - Have you lost your mind? 48 00:01:47,525 --> 00:01:50,028 You're--you're Mo Rogan. MO: Fine. 49 00:01:50,028 --> 00:01:52,530 I did get it off of Rogan, but it's true. 50 00:01:52,530 --> 00:01:55,450 The doctor on there said, with healthy poop, 51 00:01:55,450 --> 00:01:57,410 it can transform your entire body chemistry 52 00:01:57,410 --> 00:01:59,662 within two days, all right? 53 00:01:59,662 --> 00:02:03,917 I can transform my entire...cholesterol levels 54 00:02:03,917 --> 00:02:06,002 without doing shit. 55 00:02:06,002 --> 00:02:07,462 I just need new shit. 56 00:02:07,462 --> 00:02:08,880 - New shit? That's what-- [door clicks] 57 00:02:08,880 --> 00:02:10,006 MAJED: Uncle Ahmed. MO: [speaking Arabic] 58 00:02:10,006 --> 00:02:11,174 We're in the middle of a session-- 59 00:02:11,174 --> 00:02:12,342 - [speaking Arabic] 60 00:02:12,342 --> 00:02:14,094 The nurse said you didn't have a patient. 61 00:02:14,094 --> 00:02:16,596 AHMED: I don't. I'll be there in a minute. 62 00:02:16,596 --> 00:02:17,806 - Come here, Majed. 63 00:02:17,806 --> 00:02:19,516 MO: Uncle Ahmed? 64 00:02:19,516 --> 00:02:21,393 - That's a real patient, okay? 65 00:02:21,393 --> 00:02:22,769 Her husband has a rare condition. 66 00:02:22,769 --> 00:02:24,437 They flew him from Saudi for treatment. 67 00:02:24,437 --> 00:02:25,939 We've been trying for almost a year. 68 00:02:25,939 --> 00:02:27,273 Students have been observing him. 69 00:02:27,273 --> 00:02:29,542 Nothing's working. - [speaking Arabic] 70 00:02:30,627 --> 00:02:32,445 AHMED: Yeah. I got a lot to deal with, okay? 71 00:02:32,445 --> 00:02:35,156 So I need you to go home and have some vegetables 72 00:02:35,156 --> 00:02:36,616 and take a yoga class. 73 00:02:36,616 --> 00:02:37,617 - Yoga? 74 00:02:37,617 --> 00:02:39,244 AHMED: Yes. Yoga. 75 00:02:39,244 --> 00:02:40,703 - I'd rather give up my kidneys. 76 00:02:40,703 --> 00:02:43,707 [bright electronic music] 77 00:02:43,707 --> 00:02:46,543 ♪ ♪ 78 00:02:46,543 --> 00:02:47,877 - What are you doing out here? 79 00:02:47,877 --> 00:02:50,505 - My mama told me to wait outside. 80 00:02:50,505 --> 00:02:52,173 - Do you wanna do some listening? 81 00:02:52,173 --> 00:02:54,300 - Okay. - There you go. 82 00:02:54,300 --> 00:02:56,219 Just grab it like that. 83 00:02:59,013 --> 00:03:00,807 You just put it to your heart. 84 00:03:03,601 --> 00:03:05,145 Have fun. 85 00:03:05,145 --> 00:03:08,189 [heart beating] 86 00:03:09,858 --> 00:03:11,484 Hanan, I'm so sorry 87 00:03:11,484 --> 00:03:14,779 I was with a patient. He abuses the medical system. 88 00:03:14,779 --> 00:03:17,157 I looked at Faisal's numbers this morning, 89 00:03:17,157 --> 00:03:19,701 and unfortunately, it's the same as yesterday. 90 00:03:19,701 --> 00:03:21,453 - We know his time is near. 91 00:03:21,453 --> 00:03:24,122 That's why I wanted to speak with you. 92 00:03:24,122 --> 00:03:28,001 We're making arrangements for after. 93 00:03:29,043 --> 00:03:31,754 In the last ten months, 94 00:03:31,754 --> 00:03:35,550 we've been in awe of you as a Muslim man. 95 00:03:35,550 --> 00:03:37,469 The way you practice medicine, 96 00:03:37,469 --> 00:03:39,512 the care you've shown to our son, 97 00:03:39,512 --> 00:03:41,806 and all the prayers you've made with us. 98 00:03:41,806 --> 00:03:43,391 - I wish I could have done more. 99 00:03:43,391 --> 00:03:46,728 - Faisal's illness brought us closer together. 100 00:03:46,728 --> 00:03:50,356 We've had conversations couples don't usually have. 101 00:03:50,356 --> 00:03:53,193 We've talked about the type of man I would like to be with 102 00:03:53,193 --> 00:03:54,861 after he dies. 103 00:03:56,154 --> 00:04:00,617 Faisal has been so great about discussing it together. 104 00:04:00,617 --> 00:04:02,911 - Wow. That's very open. 105 00:04:02,911 --> 00:04:05,371 - And I kept thinking, 106 00:04:05,371 --> 00:04:08,374 all I can pray for... 107 00:04:08,374 --> 00:04:10,960 is a man like Ahmed. 108 00:04:10,960 --> 00:04:13,671 And then I thought... 109 00:04:13,671 --> 00:04:16,132 what if it was Ahmed? 110 00:04:16,132 --> 00:04:17,467 - What? 111 00:04:17,467 --> 00:04:18,885 HANAN: I shared how I was feeling with Faisal, 112 00:04:18,885 --> 00:04:22,847 and he said he was thinking the exact same thing. 113 00:04:25,433 --> 00:04:27,310 It was last month, when he could talk. 114 00:04:27,310 --> 00:04:28,645 - Oh, right. Okay. 115 00:04:28,645 --> 00:04:29,896 Okay. Yeah. 116 00:04:29,896 --> 00:04:31,648 - I know you're married. 117 00:04:32,941 --> 00:04:36,486 But I also know there are instances 118 00:04:36,486 --> 00:04:40,240 where our faith allows a man to be married to more than one. 119 00:04:41,741 --> 00:04:42,909 - Are you-- 120 00:04:42,909 --> 00:04:44,661 are you proposing to me? 121 00:04:44,661 --> 00:04:46,246 - Of course we'll have to discuss it 122 00:04:46,246 --> 00:04:47,914 with your wife as well. 123 00:04:47,914 --> 00:04:50,583 Islamically, she must be involved. 124 00:04:50,583 --> 00:04:53,419 - Hanan, I'm very flattered. I am. 125 00:04:53,419 --> 00:04:55,964 And look, there's so many men out there 126 00:04:55,964 --> 00:04:57,674 and someone as special as you, 127 00:04:57,674 --> 00:04:59,717 I'm sure it's easy to find someone. 128 00:04:59,717 --> 00:05:02,845 - I've been on all the Muslim dating apps. 129 00:05:02,845 --> 00:05:05,014 Every guy is the same. 130 00:05:05,014 --> 00:05:06,975 After talking to them for an hour, 131 00:05:06,975 --> 00:05:08,476 I realize they're looking for a wife 132 00:05:08,476 --> 00:05:10,144 to replace their mother. 133 00:05:10,144 --> 00:05:13,231 And I'm looking for a father for my son. 134 00:05:13,231 --> 00:05:16,359 I mean, think of your friends. 135 00:05:16,359 --> 00:05:20,530 Do you know any single, reliable Muslim men? 136 00:05:20,530 --> 00:05:22,615 - No, uh, not my friends. 137 00:05:22,615 --> 00:05:23,867 No, no. 138 00:05:23,867 --> 00:05:27,495 [breathing heavily] 139 00:05:29,122 --> 00:05:31,541 HANAN: Look, you don't have to answer now. 140 00:05:31,541 --> 00:05:32,542 - Okay. 141 00:05:32,542 --> 00:05:34,836 - I just wanted you to know 142 00:05:34,836 --> 00:05:37,380 you have Faisal's blessings 143 00:05:37,380 --> 00:05:39,632 while he's still with us. 144 00:05:43,428 --> 00:05:46,764 - It's kind of hard to tell... 145 00:05:46,764 --> 00:05:47,974 what's going on with him. 146 00:05:47,974 --> 00:05:49,183 I-- 147 00:05:50,560 --> 00:05:54,689 - Faisal, blink twice if you approve. 148 00:06:02,030 --> 00:06:03,740 - That feels like regular blinking. 149 00:06:03,740 --> 00:06:05,992 I-I can't tell if the pace was simultaneous. 150 00:06:05,992 --> 00:06:07,785 Uh, it's-it's... 151 00:06:07,785 --> 00:06:10,747 - Faisal, habibi, I know you're tired. 152 00:06:10,747 --> 00:06:11,998 [speaking Arabic] 153 00:06:11,998 --> 00:06:14,334 Nod your head so Ahmed knows. 154 00:06:15,877 --> 00:06:18,838 [air pumping] 155 00:06:22,133 --> 00:06:25,094 - Are you nodding from what Hanan was saying? 156 00:06:33,269 --> 00:06:35,897 Is that the only direction you can move your head? 157 00:06:41,294 --> 00:06:42,278 [speaking Arabic] 158 00:06:43,696 --> 00:06:45,657 [breathing heavily] 159 00:06:45,657 --> 00:06:48,076 - Look, it's not like I've considered 160 00:06:48,076 --> 00:06:50,036 something like this before. 161 00:06:50,036 --> 00:06:52,080 To be honest, I judged it. 162 00:06:52,080 --> 00:06:55,917 But in this situation, I just feel... 163 00:06:57,585 --> 00:06:59,170 This could be right. 164 00:06:59,170 --> 00:07:00,296 - What do we know? 165 00:07:00,296 --> 00:07:02,048 Do we know if anything is right? 166 00:07:02,048 --> 00:07:05,051 [breathing shakily] 167 00:07:08,888 --> 00:07:11,182 - No, it--it's the air. I think I can't breathe. 168 00:07:11,182 --> 00:07:12,433 HANAN: What do you do about that? 169 00:07:12,433 --> 00:07:14,477 - Holy shit. 170 00:07:14,477 --> 00:07:16,020 HANAN: [speaking Arabic] 171 00:07:16,020 --> 00:07:17,772 - This is amazing. 172 00:07:17,772 --> 00:07:20,817 [lively music] 173 00:07:20,817 --> 00:07:23,820 ♪ ♪ 174 00:07:23,820 --> 00:07:26,948 - Mo, stop it. You're not gonna convince me. 175 00:07:26,948 --> 00:07:29,617 - Bro, get over here. Okay? 176 00:07:29,617 --> 00:07:32,203 Look, man, you gotta do it. 177 00:07:32,203 --> 00:07:33,830 This is what you've been waiting for. 178 00:07:33,830 --> 00:07:35,206 - What are you talking about? 179 00:07:35,206 --> 00:07:36,958 I can't do this. It's insane. 180 00:07:36,958 --> 00:07:38,501 No. No. 181 00:07:38,501 --> 00:07:39,877 - How long you been wanting a kid? 182 00:07:39,877 --> 00:07:41,963 You've been praying that Yasmina changes her mind, 183 00:07:41,963 --> 00:07:43,256 but she won't. 184 00:07:43,256 --> 00:07:45,174 Okay, now God gave you this whole other thing. 185 00:07:45,174 --> 00:07:47,135 - This isn't right. 186 00:07:47,135 --> 00:07:49,262 I can't. - You're allowed four. 187 00:07:49,262 --> 00:07:50,847 You're struggling at two? 188 00:07:50,847 --> 00:07:53,433 What's the matter with you? Two is a cake walk. 189 00:07:53,433 --> 00:07:55,351 Look, I know it's a little alternative, 190 00:07:55,351 --> 00:07:57,603 but it's a legitimate solution. 191 00:07:57,603 --> 00:07:59,439 Um, like a poop transplant. 192 00:07:59,439 --> 00:08:01,858 - I can't have a second wife. 193 00:08:01,858 --> 00:08:04,318 - You're the most indecisive person I know. 194 00:08:04,318 --> 00:08:06,654 I'm starting to question your faith in Allah. 195 00:08:06,654 --> 00:08:08,114 - Why my faith in God? 196 00:08:08,114 --> 00:08:10,324 - 'Cause you pray five times a day, 197 00:08:10,324 --> 00:08:11,617 but you can't see a clear sign 198 00:08:11,617 --> 00:08:13,578 when it's right in front of your face. 199 00:08:13,578 --> 00:08:16,164 It's right here, and you can't see it. 200 00:08:16,164 --> 00:08:18,499 Have you lost your mind? 201 00:08:20,877 --> 00:08:23,588 - You gotta put that away. The students use this. 202 00:08:23,588 --> 00:08:25,757 - This is as close as you're getting to having a baby. 203 00:08:30,678 --> 00:08:32,096 YASMINA: [sighs] 204 00:08:32,096 --> 00:08:33,723 Ahmed. AHMED: Come on. 205 00:08:33,723 --> 00:08:35,975 YASMINA: What's with all the measurements? 206 00:08:35,975 --> 00:08:38,394 I think we're fine. 207 00:08:38,394 --> 00:08:40,104 - I told you we should have fixed the foundation 208 00:08:40,104 --> 00:08:41,439 before we moved in. 209 00:08:41,439 --> 00:08:43,065 Now the house is on a tilt. 210 00:08:43,065 --> 00:08:44,567 It's affecting the qibla. 211 00:08:44,567 --> 00:08:46,736 We need to be at compass 71.3, 212 00:08:46,736 --> 00:08:49,071 true direction 58.4. 213 00:08:49,071 --> 00:08:51,199 But the coordinates change every month. 214 00:08:51,199 --> 00:08:53,242 - So God's not gonna accept our prayer 215 00:08:53,242 --> 00:08:54,911 if we're half a degree left of the Kaaba? 216 00:08:54,911 --> 00:08:56,996 - I don't exactly know how Allah judges. 217 00:08:56,996 --> 00:08:59,081 Do you? Did he tell you? 218 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:03,044 - What's wrong tonight? 219 00:09:04,754 --> 00:09:07,632 - Y-you know that patient I've been telling you about, 220 00:09:07,632 --> 00:09:09,801 um, from Saudi? 221 00:09:09,801 --> 00:09:11,093 - The one with the kid? 222 00:09:11,093 --> 00:09:13,054 - Yeah. You know, uh-- 223 00:09:14,806 --> 00:09:17,141 Yeah, he's, uh... 224 00:09:17,141 --> 00:09:18,351 not gonna make it. 225 00:09:18,351 --> 00:09:20,228 He's dying. - [sighs] 226 00:09:20,228 --> 00:09:22,688 Habibi, I'm so sorry. 227 00:09:22,688 --> 00:09:25,107 - Yeah, and, you know, his, uh... 228 00:09:25,107 --> 00:09:26,484 his wife was saying-- 229 00:09:26,484 --> 00:09:29,779 well, actually he and, uh, his wife were saying 230 00:09:29,779 --> 00:09:32,198 that, you know, there's, um, 231 00:09:32,198 --> 00:09:33,783 not a lot of good Muslim men, 232 00:09:33,783 --> 00:09:35,451 which I think isn't really fair. 233 00:09:35,451 --> 00:09:36,702 - Yeah. 234 00:09:36,702 --> 00:09:38,329 - You know, we're such a small population, 235 00:09:38,329 --> 00:09:40,456 and we have all this expectation of masculinity 236 00:09:40,456 --> 00:09:42,166 put on us while simultaneously trying 237 00:09:42,166 --> 00:09:43,459 to shed terrorist stereotypes. 238 00:09:43,459 --> 00:09:44,627 - Yeah. It's tough. 239 00:09:44,627 --> 00:09:46,129 - It is, right? It's very, very tough. 240 00:09:46,129 --> 00:09:48,381 It's, you know, um-- 241 00:09:48,381 --> 00:09:53,135 and, you know, she was, um, asking, you know... 242 00:09:53,135 --> 00:09:56,556 kind of, um, wondering, uh... 243 00:09:56,556 --> 00:09:59,058 if I could, you know, 244 00:09:59,058 --> 00:10:02,770 help with, uh, some of the... 245 00:10:02,770 --> 00:10:05,565 family duties after he passes, you know? 246 00:10:05,565 --> 00:10:09,110 Like at times of war when men would die. 247 00:10:09,110 --> 00:10:10,820 - When there was a shortage of men 248 00:10:10,820 --> 00:10:13,739 and they took on other wives? 249 00:10:17,910 --> 00:10:20,413 I was always afraid something like this would happen. 250 00:10:20,413 --> 00:10:21,998 - What? You were? 251 00:10:21,998 --> 00:10:23,207 - Yeah, it's in our faith, 252 00:10:23,207 --> 00:10:24,542 and I know how by-the-book you are, 253 00:10:24,542 --> 00:10:26,210 and I know how attractive you are to women, 254 00:10:26,210 --> 00:10:28,588 especially when the pool of men are so small. 255 00:10:28,588 --> 00:10:31,090 Muslim men are at war. 256 00:10:31,090 --> 00:10:32,592 - Uh, we are? 257 00:10:32,592 --> 00:10:33,926 - Yes. 258 00:10:33,926 --> 00:10:35,845 We've lost our men to porn, white women, 259 00:10:35,845 --> 00:10:37,221 general colonized thinking. 260 00:10:37,221 --> 00:10:38,598 We're at war. 261 00:10:38,598 --> 00:10:41,058 - Well, you know, I'm at war with nobody, you know? 262 00:10:41,058 --> 00:10:42,727 Obviously I'm a pacifist. 263 00:10:42,727 --> 00:10:45,021 I'm just telling you what happened. 264 00:10:45,021 --> 00:10:46,731 - So... 265 00:10:48,482 --> 00:10:50,651 You wanna do this? - What? No! 266 00:10:50,651 --> 00:10:53,154 Not a--not at all. God, no. 267 00:10:56,073 --> 00:10:58,701 I was...just thinking. 268 00:10:58,701 --> 00:11:00,119 You know? 269 00:11:00,119 --> 00:11:01,621 Just, uh, a little bit. 270 00:11:01,621 --> 00:11:03,497 Just a tiny bit. 271 00:11:03,497 --> 00:11:05,333 You know? 272 00:11:05,333 --> 00:11:08,294 Sh-sh-she does have a-a kid, 273 00:11:08,294 --> 00:11:10,630 and I've-- 274 00:11:10,630 --> 00:11:13,299 you know, I've always wanted a kid, you know, 275 00:11:13,299 --> 00:11:17,011 for-for a long time, and, you know... 276 00:11:17,011 --> 00:11:19,305 since you don't want one-- 277 00:11:19,305 --> 00:11:21,641 - Don't turn this on me. 278 00:11:21,641 --> 00:11:23,559 - I just wanted to give you all the info so you can decide. 279 00:11:23,559 --> 00:11:25,186 YASMINA: So I can decide? 280 00:11:25,186 --> 00:11:27,438 - Yeah, Islamically, you'd have to approve something like this. 281 00:11:27,438 --> 00:11:30,775 - But I have to approve something you wanna do. 282 00:11:30,775 --> 00:11:32,777 You want me to want this for both of us? 283 00:11:32,777 --> 00:11:35,279 What the fuck is actually wrong with you? 284 00:11:35,279 --> 00:11:36,697 - Maybe you should just talk to her. 285 00:11:36,697 --> 00:11:38,532 - So I've been married to you since I was fucking 22, 286 00:11:38,532 --> 00:11:40,409 but I'm supposed to go to a woman you just met 287 00:11:40,409 --> 00:11:43,037 so she can tell me what you want? 288 00:11:43,037 --> 00:11:44,538 - We should pray. Let's just pray. 289 00:11:44,538 --> 00:11:46,165 - I'm praying upstairs. 290 00:11:46,165 --> 00:11:47,833 - That's not-- 291 00:11:48,709 --> 00:11:51,504 [breathing shakily] 292 00:11:51,504 --> 00:11:53,297 The house is sinking. 293 00:11:54,799 --> 00:11:56,300 [door slams] 294 00:12:00,346 --> 00:12:03,891 - [sustained] Ohm. 295 00:12:05,059 --> 00:12:08,813 - Ameen. 296 00:12:10,982 --> 00:12:13,067 INSTRUCTOR: Let's go into Cat-Cow. 297 00:12:13,067 --> 00:12:16,070 [tranquil music] 298 00:12:16,070 --> 00:12:23,077 ♪ ♪ 299 00:12:25,413 --> 00:12:28,833 From here, let's go into a back bend. 300 00:12:31,085 --> 00:12:32,962 - [sighs] 301 00:12:32,962 --> 00:12:37,717 ♪ ♪ 302 00:12:37,717 --> 00:12:40,011 INSTRUCTOR: Downward-Facing Dog. 303 00:12:41,470 --> 00:12:42,930 - [grunts] 304 00:12:42,930 --> 00:12:49,020 ♪ ♪ 305 00:12:49,020 --> 00:12:50,521 Dena? 306 00:12:54,442 --> 00:12:56,277 INSTRUCTOR: Let's get on the floor. 307 00:13:00,239 --> 00:13:01,907 Shavasana. 308 00:13:01,907 --> 00:13:05,286 ♪ ♪ 309 00:13:05,286 --> 00:13:07,413 MO: What's up with all the body parts flying around? 310 00:13:07,413 --> 00:13:09,165 You got tits, ass, camel-toe. 311 00:13:09,165 --> 00:13:12,126 I'm just trying to exercise. The fuck is going on? 312 00:13:12,126 --> 00:13:13,210 - [chuckles] 313 00:13:13,210 --> 00:13:15,755 Well, the clothes are for flexibility. 314 00:13:15,755 --> 00:13:17,590 - Mm. - But I'm sorry 315 00:13:17,590 --> 00:13:20,051 that we don't dress to accommodate your hormones. 316 00:13:20,051 --> 00:13:21,135 - I mean, why don't you just do it 317 00:13:21,135 --> 00:13:22,678 like at the mosque, right? 318 00:13:22,678 --> 00:13:24,430 Keep the men in the front, women in the back, 319 00:13:24,430 --> 00:13:26,265 everybody's in prayer mode. 320 00:13:26,265 --> 00:13:28,434 Everybody's just focused, in the moment. 321 00:13:28,434 --> 00:13:30,644 - Dude, what's wrong with you? 322 00:13:30,644 --> 00:13:31,937 - What? 323 00:13:31,937 --> 00:13:33,731 I'm just saying most of the men that go there 324 00:13:33,731 --> 00:13:36,025 are not attractive to women, all right? 325 00:13:36,025 --> 00:13:38,527 They're either out of shape or gay. 326 00:13:38,527 --> 00:13:39,862 - It's so weird. 327 00:13:39,862 --> 00:13:41,614 Like, you're our age, 328 00:13:41,614 --> 00:13:44,283 but you think like my uncle. 329 00:13:44,283 --> 00:13:46,327 Sometimes I think the old ways are gonna die out, 330 00:13:46,327 --> 00:13:49,163 and then I talk to you. 331 00:13:49,163 --> 00:13:50,790 - You know what? Ahmed's getting a second wife. 332 00:13:50,790 --> 00:13:52,249 Now that's disturbing. 333 00:13:52,249 --> 00:13:53,667 DENA: What? - Yeah. 334 00:13:53,667 --> 00:13:55,127 DENA: Are you serious? - Yeah, I'm dead serious. 335 00:13:55,127 --> 00:13:57,505 His patient's dying, and he's just swooping in. 336 00:13:57,505 --> 00:13:58,589 Now that's old thinking. 337 00:13:58,589 --> 00:13:59,924 - Ahmed? 338 00:13:59,924 --> 00:14:01,759 No fucking way. MO: Yeah. 339 00:14:01,759 --> 00:14:04,011 - That's the kind of thing I would have expected from you. 340 00:14:04,011 --> 00:14:05,846 - [chuckles] That's right. Wait, what? 341 00:14:05,846 --> 00:14:09,100 - By the way, Yasmina's never gonna let that happen. 342 00:14:09,100 --> 00:14:12,812 God, this whole multiple wives bullshit rule 343 00:14:12,812 --> 00:14:14,105 is so patriarchal. 344 00:14:14,105 --> 00:14:15,981 It's just--they do that, 345 00:14:15,981 --> 00:14:17,650 then it should apply to women too. 346 00:14:17,650 --> 00:14:18,943 It's gotta go both ways. 347 00:14:18,943 --> 00:14:20,861 - [chuckles] Want a second husband? 348 00:14:20,861 --> 00:14:22,071 - Maybe I do. 349 00:14:22,071 --> 00:14:24,198 I have different sides to my personality. 350 00:14:24,198 --> 00:14:27,409 Maybe I wanna express them with different men. 351 00:14:27,409 --> 00:14:28,536 - Ugh. 352 00:14:28,536 --> 00:14:30,830 - Also, you know what? It's illegal. 353 00:14:30,830 --> 00:14:34,458 You cannot marry more than one person in this country. 354 00:14:36,710 --> 00:14:39,713 [tense music] 355 00:14:39,713 --> 00:14:46,720 ♪ ♪ 356 00:14:49,849 --> 00:14:51,559 - What do you want from us? 357 00:14:51,559 --> 00:14:54,311 - Let me be clear about my intentions. 358 00:14:54,311 --> 00:14:58,232 If I didn't have Majed, I would never bring this up. 359 00:14:58,232 --> 00:15:01,777 I'm just looking for the right person to help me raise my son. 360 00:15:01,777 --> 00:15:04,572 I'm looking for a practical setup, 361 00:15:04,572 --> 00:15:07,283 the halal security of a marriage contract. 362 00:15:07,283 --> 00:15:09,410 - So this is about money? 363 00:15:09,410 --> 00:15:12,163 - I don't mean to sound stereotypical, 364 00:15:12,163 --> 00:15:14,748 but I'm Saudi; I don't need money. 365 00:15:15,791 --> 00:15:17,793 This is spiritual. 366 00:15:17,793 --> 00:15:19,461 I feel like I've met a rare soul. 367 00:15:21,672 --> 00:15:23,966 - Do you love my husband? 368 00:15:23,966 --> 00:15:25,426 - I'm not delusional. 369 00:15:25,426 --> 00:15:27,720 True love hasn't had time to grow. 370 00:15:30,097 --> 00:15:33,142 But there is a strong attraction, yes. 371 00:15:33,142 --> 00:15:36,187 He has qualities I deeply admire 372 00:15:36,187 --> 00:15:38,189 that I'd hope he would pass on to Majed. 373 00:15:38,189 --> 00:15:40,357 - I get it. You love your son. 374 00:15:41,650 --> 00:15:42,902 [sighs] 375 00:15:42,902 --> 00:15:44,403 I think you're going though a lot right now, 376 00:15:44,403 --> 00:15:46,947 and it seems like you're not thinking clearly. 377 00:15:46,947 --> 00:15:50,534 I would take the time our faith gives you to process. 378 00:15:50,534 --> 00:15:52,411 The 'iddah says there has to be four months 379 00:15:52,411 --> 00:15:55,789 between the funeral of a spouse and a new marriage. 380 00:15:55,789 --> 00:15:57,833 - I'm not married anymore. 381 00:15:59,168 --> 00:16:00,377 - What? 382 00:16:00,377 --> 00:16:01,795 - Faisal and I divorced months ago 383 00:16:01,795 --> 00:16:03,464 for this reason. 384 00:16:03,464 --> 00:16:06,926 I wanted to talk to men while he was still alive. 385 00:16:06,926 --> 00:16:10,054 And 'iddah for divorce is three menstrual cycles. 386 00:16:11,222 --> 00:16:13,349 I've just had my third. 387 00:16:22,399 --> 00:16:24,485 [tense music] 388 00:16:24,485 --> 00:16:27,738 HAROUN: Time of death, 11:46 a.m. 389 00:16:30,574 --> 00:16:31,951 - Are you sure? 390 00:16:31,951 --> 00:16:33,160 - What? 391 00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:34,662 - Are you sure he's dead? 392 00:16:35,829 --> 00:16:37,498 - Yeah. 393 00:16:43,003 --> 00:16:44,964 - Let's give it a sec. 394 00:16:51,679 --> 00:16:55,015 [machine whirring] 395 00:16:55,015 --> 00:16:58,018 - [slurping] 396 00:17:21,458 --> 00:17:23,210 [whirring stops] 397 00:17:23,210 --> 00:17:24,378 AHMED: You sound great, Steve. 398 00:17:24,378 --> 00:17:25,754 Somehow, you're improving. 399 00:17:25,754 --> 00:17:27,464 - I don't even believe in God. 400 00:17:27,464 --> 00:17:28,841 AHMED: Astaghfirullah. 401 00:17:28,841 --> 00:17:30,634 - Steve, it shows here that you're an organ donor. 402 00:17:30,634 --> 00:17:32,803 STEVE: Yeah, of course. I wanna help people. 403 00:17:32,803 --> 00:17:35,514 - Wild, it feels like all your organs are all secondhand. 404 00:17:35,514 --> 00:17:37,599 - Actually, his organs are in great shape. 405 00:17:37,599 --> 00:17:39,351 They don't support as much. 406 00:17:39,351 --> 00:17:42,938 - The controller doesn't need my organs when I die. 407 00:17:42,938 --> 00:17:45,107 - Controller? The fuck you talking about? 408 00:17:45,107 --> 00:17:46,692 STEVE: Bostrom's simulation theory. 409 00:17:46,692 --> 00:17:51,071 This is all one giant computer game. 410 00:17:51,071 --> 00:17:52,990 The way to succeed at this game 411 00:17:52,990 --> 00:17:56,952 is to be as entertaining as possible 412 00:17:56,952 --> 00:18:01,081 because you don't want the controller to delete you. 413 00:18:01,081 --> 00:18:03,167 - You must hate the controller that created your character. 414 00:18:03,167 --> 00:18:05,377 I mean, you have no features. STEVE: Less is more. 415 00:18:05,377 --> 00:18:07,129 I'm inherently entertaining. 416 00:18:07,129 --> 00:18:11,300 So I really don't have to do much to please him. 417 00:18:11,300 --> 00:18:14,470 Have you seen how awesome my girlfriend is? 418 00:18:14,470 --> 00:18:16,055 We turn heads. 419 00:18:16,055 --> 00:18:19,767 This simulation is thrilled with us. 420 00:18:21,602 --> 00:18:24,188 It's you two I'm worried about. - Us? 421 00:18:24,188 --> 00:18:26,482 STEVE: I don't want you two to get deleted. 422 00:18:26,482 --> 00:18:29,902 Ahmed, you must marry this woman. 423 00:18:29,902 --> 00:18:33,989 This is your chance to finally do something exciting. 424 00:18:33,989 --> 00:18:35,491 Fuck being a doctor. 425 00:18:35,491 --> 00:18:37,284 This is your ticket. 426 00:18:38,327 --> 00:18:39,912 Take it. 427 00:18:39,912 --> 00:18:43,165 Why do you think Mo's cholesterol is all fucked? 428 00:18:43,165 --> 00:18:45,167 I'm telling you, man, the controller 429 00:18:45,167 --> 00:18:47,753 is sending you a warning shot. 430 00:18:47,753 --> 00:18:49,546 - Listen, man, time's ticking. 431 00:18:49,546 --> 00:18:51,757 The guy just died, okay? You gotta make a decision. 432 00:18:51,757 --> 00:18:53,384 I have a meal set up with Amu Hakeem. 433 00:18:53,384 --> 00:18:54,843 - Who? MO: Amu Hakeem, bro. 434 00:18:54,843 --> 00:18:56,595 The guy's amazing. He's a Brooklyn legend. 435 00:18:56,595 --> 00:18:57,679 He has four wives. 436 00:18:57,679 --> 00:18:58,972 I've been consulting him on this. 437 00:18:58,972 --> 00:19:00,349 - You've been consulting about me? 438 00:19:00,349 --> 00:19:01,892 - No, about me. 439 00:19:01,892 --> 00:19:03,102 All right? The guy's a wizard. 440 00:19:03,102 --> 00:19:04,937 But this fell into your lap. 441 00:19:04,937 --> 00:19:06,438 Take advantage of it. 442 00:19:06,438 --> 00:19:08,273 STEVE: [chuckles] 443 00:19:08,273 --> 00:19:10,442 Amazing simulation. 444 00:19:12,861 --> 00:19:14,405 AMU HAKEEM: These are my wives. 445 00:19:14,405 --> 00:19:17,991 This is Nafisa. This is Amira. 446 00:19:17,991 --> 00:19:21,203 This is Aldia and our daughter Nadirah. 447 00:19:21,203 --> 00:19:23,622 And this is Munira and our son Amir. 448 00:19:23,622 --> 00:19:24,748 Hamdullah. 449 00:19:24,748 --> 00:19:26,500 - Gorgeous. What an operation. 450 00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:28,460 - [speaking Arabic] 451 00:19:28,460 --> 00:19:31,505 You know, our faith teaches the most important part 452 00:19:31,505 --> 00:19:34,925 is that every partner must be treated equally. 453 00:19:36,135 --> 00:19:38,011 So everyone gets a picture in the wallet. 454 00:19:38,011 --> 00:19:40,723 You know, I have four wives. Look how big my wallet is. 455 00:19:40,723 --> 00:19:43,308 I feel it digging into me, 456 00:19:43,308 --> 00:19:45,310 into my side every single day 457 00:19:45,310 --> 00:19:47,688 reminding me of the commitments I've made 458 00:19:47,688 --> 00:19:50,607 to honesty and balance. 459 00:19:50,607 --> 00:19:52,735 Which is why I have to ask you, brother... 460 00:19:54,153 --> 00:19:55,779 [speaking Arabic] 461 00:19:57,030 --> 00:19:58,907 Why do you want another wife? 462 00:19:58,907 --> 00:20:00,242 Honestly. 463 00:20:02,661 --> 00:20:04,705 - I don't know if I want to. 464 00:20:06,165 --> 00:20:08,041 - What? 465 00:20:08,041 --> 00:20:10,878 - I mean, I will if God wills it. 466 00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:13,297 - Mashallah. Of course. 467 00:20:13,297 --> 00:20:15,591 Yes. There's always God's will. 468 00:20:15,591 --> 00:20:17,217 [speaking Arabic] 469 00:20:17,217 --> 00:20:18,385 [hand sanitizer squelching] 470 00:20:18,385 --> 00:20:20,554 But I wanna know, what do you want? 471 00:20:21,847 --> 00:20:24,391 - I want whatever God wants. 472 00:20:24,391 --> 00:20:27,478 - Yeah, you can't just put it all on God, brother. 473 00:20:27,478 --> 00:20:29,396 What is your gut telling you? 474 00:20:32,816 --> 00:20:34,026 - I don't know. 475 00:20:34,026 --> 00:20:35,611 HAKEEM: Think about your gut. 476 00:20:35,611 --> 00:20:37,863 Physically, literally, what's it saying? 477 00:20:39,615 --> 00:20:41,742 - I'm not sure. It's confusing. 478 00:20:41,742 --> 00:20:43,410 Like, I wanna have a kid, 479 00:20:43,410 --> 00:20:45,496 and whatever Yasmina feels is right 480 00:20:45,496 --> 00:20:47,206 is what's meant to be. 481 00:20:50,501 --> 00:20:52,795 - You want your wife to choose for you? 482 00:20:52,795 --> 00:20:54,671 What is all this indecisiveness? 483 00:20:54,671 --> 00:20:56,465 - This guy has no gut. 484 00:20:56,465 --> 00:20:59,843 I keep telling him gut health is super critical. 485 00:21:01,094 --> 00:21:02,513 You know that a poop transplant 486 00:21:02,513 --> 00:21:03,931 can actually help you think clearer? 487 00:21:03,931 --> 00:21:06,016 - I believe it. Wallahi, I do. 488 00:21:06,016 --> 00:21:07,851 Brother, I'm struggling to understand 489 00:21:07,851 --> 00:21:09,770 how you're married to even one person. 490 00:21:09,770 --> 00:21:12,272 [footsteps creak] 491 00:21:12,272 --> 00:21:14,525 Nafisa! 492 00:21:14,525 --> 00:21:16,860 - Salaam. Hakeem. 493 00:21:16,860 --> 00:21:18,737 - Sweetie, I've been a rude host. 494 00:21:18,737 --> 00:21:20,072 Would you mind getting these brothers 495 00:21:20,072 --> 00:21:21,448 something to drink, please? 496 00:21:21,448 --> 00:21:24,243 NAFISA: Of course. - We need to take a walk. 497 00:21:24,243 --> 00:21:25,410 Come with me. 498 00:21:25,410 --> 00:21:27,120 I need you to speak to my wife. 499 00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:29,331 - Wasn't that your wife inside? 500 00:21:29,331 --> 00:21:31,041 - Nafisa, of course. 501 00:21:31,041 --> 00:21:33,377 But she'll just get bored talking to you. 502 00:21:33,377 --> 00:21:35,921 I'm trying to think which wife will actually help you. 503 00:21:35,921 --> 00:21:37,422 - Your other wife lives here? 504 00:21:37,422 --> 00:21:39,883 - All four do. I bought half the block. 505 00:21:39,883 --> 00:21:41,134 [speaking Arabic] 506 00:21:41,134 --> 00:21:44,054 Every house is exactly the same way. 507 00:21:44,054 --> 00:21:45,138 [sighs] 508 00:21:45,138 --> 00:21:46,557 Amira. My first wife. 509 00:21:46,557 --> 00:21:48,350 You should speak to her. 510 00:21:54,857 --> 00:21:57,192 AMIRA: I took this photo in Ghana. 511 00:21:57,192 --> 00:21:59,861 I was there for four weeks just taking photos. 512 00:21:59,861 --> 00:22:03,490 I had set up this makeshift darkroom in the basement 513 00:22:03,490 --> 00:22:06,827 of a restaurant that belonged to a woman I met. 514 00:22:07,953 --> 00:22:09,621 AHMED: Wow. That's beautiful. 515 00:22:09,621 --> 00:22:12,124 - I was only supposed to be there for a week. 516 00:22:12,124 --> 00:22:13,750 But I kept extending, 517 00:22:13,750 --> 00:22:16,503 waiting to see where the trip would take me. 518 00:22:16,503 --> 00:22:18,714 You know? I liked it. 519 00:22:18,714 --> 00:22:21,592 Like, it's--there's room here. 520 00:22:21,592 --> 00:22:23,969 You know, there's room for something different. 521 00:22:23,969 --> 00:22:26,305 I never wanted the traditional thing. 522 00:22:26,305 --> 00:22:30,309 Men are sensitive and need a lot of attention. 523 00:22:30,309 --> 00:22:34,396 This setup, it's a lot less emotional labor. 524 00:22:34,396 --> 00:22:36,398 - Emotional labor. 525 00:22:36,398 --> 00:22:37,858 AMIRA: But Hakeem was up-front with me 526 00:22:37,858 --> 00:22:39,484 when we first got married. 527 00:22:39,484 --> 00:22:42,237 He said it was something that he'd be interested in. 528 00:22:42,237 --> 00:22:43,614 You know, he's the kind of guy 529 00:22:43,614 --> 00:22:46,033 that says everything he's thinking. 530 00:22:46,033 --> 00:22:49,119 So did marrying someone else come up when you met your wife? 531 00:22:49,119 --> 00:22:50,370 - No, no. 532 00:22:50,370 --> 00:22:51,788 We always said we wanted kids, 533 00:22:51,788 --> 00:22:54,625 but then when we got married, she changed her mind. 534 00:22:54,625 --> 00:22:56,793 - And what did you say? 535 00:22:56,793 --> 00:22:59,713 - I was disappointed, but I didn't say anything. 536 00:23:01,340 --> 00:23:03,175 - You didn't say anything? 537 00:23:03,175 --> 00:23:05,260 - No, I just prayed on it. 538 00:23:07,095 --> 00:23:09,264 - That's some weak-ass shit. 539 00:23:09,264 --> 00:23:10,682 - Uh, what? 540 00:23:10,682 --> 00:23:12,517 I'm sorry? AMIRA: Come on, man. 541 00:23:12,517 --> 00:23:15,520 I mean, what's wrong with you? 542 00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:17,814 - I-- 543 00:23:17,814 --> 00:23:20,067 - I don't know why Hakeem asked me to speak with you, 544 00:23:20,067 --> 00:23:22,694 but I'm gonna go. 545 00:23:29,660 --> 00:23:31,286 [door slams] 546 00:23:37,501 --> 00:23:40,128 HAKEEM: The New York Knicks. [speaking Arabic] 547 00:23:40,128 --> 00:23:44,257 This is a team that seemingly does not respond to prayer. 548 00:23:44,257 --> 00:23:45,509 I prayed for them. 549 00:23:45,509 --> 00:23:47,844 I've asked big Awliyah to pray for them. 550 00:23:47,844 --> 00:23:50,263 And truthfully, I believe the New York Knicks 551 00:23:50,263 --> 00:23:53,600 are carrying the sins of the entire city of New York. 552 00:23:56,311 --> 00:23:58,230 Mashallah. How was tea? 553 00:23:58,230 --> 00:24:00,732 - Uh...yeah. 554 00:24:00,732 --> 00:24:02,067 Okay. 555 00:24:03,110 --> 00:24:04,778 - Okay. I have to use the bathroom. 556 00:24:04,778 --> 00:24:07,197 So I'll make wudu and then we pray. 557 00:24:07,197 --> 00:24:08,407 - Yeah, sure. 558 00:24:08,407 --> 00:24:10,867 Mo, we gotta pray. We need to pray. 559 00:24:10,867 --> 00:24:12,494 Did you make wudu? - No. 560 00:24:12,494 --> 00:24:14,162 I'm gonna do the travelers prayers. 561 00:24:14,162 --> 00:24:15,831 I'm gonna combine them later. 562 00:24:15,831 --> 00:24:16,873 AHMED: Traveling? 563 00:24:16,873 --> 00:24:18,250 How is this traveling? 564 00:24:18,250 --> 00:24:20,252 - You know, we're from Jersey. 565 00:24:20,252 --> 00:24:21,837 We're in New York. I'm a visitor here. 566 00:24:21,837 --> 00:24:23,088 - It's 20 minutes. 567 00:24:23,088 --> 00:24:24,423 - We crossed state lines, Steve. 568 00:24:24,423 --> 00:24:25,632 What do you know about this? 569 00:24:25,632 --> 00:24:27,342 - I don't think the Quran says anything 570 00:24:27,342 --> 00:24:28,677 about crossing state borders. 571 00:24:28,677 --> 00:24:30,262 - Well, it's open to interpretation, sister. 572 00:24:30,262 --> 00:24:31,263 All due respect. 573 00:24:31,263 --> 00:24:33,515 - Speaking of the Quran, 574 00:24:33,515 --> 00:24:37,728 explain to me again why you can't have another husband? 575 00:24:37,728 --> 00:24:39,438 NAFISA: Things just are as they are. 576 00:24:39,438 --> 00:24:41,690 For every right a man receives, 577 00:24:41,690 --> 00:24:44,234 a woman receives a complementary one. 578 00:24:45,610 --> 00:24:48,113 Even if it doesn't look the same. 579 00:24:48,113 --> 00:24:49,698 You don't always have to understand it. 580 00:24:49,698 --> 00:24:52,117 You just accept it. 581 00:24:52,117 --> 00:24:55,287 You're in a wheelchair, and I don't know why. 582 00:24:55,287 --> 00:24:56,455 It just is. 583 00:24:56,455 --> 00:24:57,914 STEVE: It doesn't have to make sense. 584 00:24:57,914 --> 00:24:59,499 It's the choice of the controller. 585 00:25:01,460 --> 00:25:03,045 You all ever fuck each other? 586 00:25:03,045 --> 00:25:04,588 Like, at the same time? 587 00:25:04,588 --> 00:25:05,672 - Astaghfirullah. 588 00:25:05,672 --> 00:25:06,882 Hakeem! - Steve, come on. 589 00:25:06,882 --> 00:25:08,258 NAFISA: Hakeem! - What are you talk-- 590 00:25:08,258 --> 00:25:09,885 - Hakeem! HAKEEM: What happened? 591 00:25:09,885 --> 00:25:11,053 Are you okay? 592 00:25:11,053 --> 00:25:12,554 - Come get this jinn out of my house. 593 00:25:12,554 --> 00:25:13,930 HAKEEM: What'd you say to my wife? 594 00:25:13,930 --> 00:25:15,098 - Which one? 595 00:25:15,098 --> 00:25:16,349 - I can't handle this. 596 00:25:16,349 --> 00:25:18,310 I'm gonna go make wudu. 597 00:25:18,310 --> 00:25:21,313 [water running] 598 00:25:34,534 --> 00:25:37,537 [tense music] 599 00:25:37,537 --> 00:25:44,503 ♪ ♪ 600 00:26:45,147 --> 00:26:47,274 Loud kitchen. I'm making a killing, 601 00:26:47,274 --> 00:26:49,776 but there is such a thing as too many cooks in the kitchen. 602 00:26:49,776 --> 00:26:51,278 Let me tell you. [chuckles] 603 00:26:51,278 --> 00:26:53,989 - Yeah. I took your advice. 604 00:26:53,989 --> 00:26:55,323 MO: Oh, you did? - Yeah. 605 00:26:55,323 --> 00:26:57,617 - So you're speaking with Yasmina? 606 00:26:58,577 --> 00:27:00,579 - No, um, you know, 607 00:27:00,579 --> 00:27:03,331 uh, the transplant advice. 608 00:27:03,331 --> 00:27:04,916 Uh-- 609 00:27:04,916 --> 00:27:07,043 I'm gonna... 610 00:27:07,043 --> 00:27:08,420 put this in my gut, 611 00:27:08,420 --> 00:27:10,964 and then I'll be able to make the right decision. 612 00:27:10,964 --> 00:27:12,299 - What is that? 613 00:27:12,299 --> 00:27:13,800 - It's, um-- 614 00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:17,137 I took Amu Hakeem's poopoo. 615 00:27:18,597 --> 00:27:19,931 His--yeah, I took his poopoo. 616 00:27:19,931 --> 00:27:21,474 It was there. 617 00:27:21,474 --> 00:27:22,809 I didn't think it was gonna be there. 618 00:27:22,809 --> 00:27:23,977 I went in, I looked in the mirror, 619 00:27:23,977 --> 00:27:25,562 and I was about to cry. 620 00:27:25,562 --> 00:27:26,771 I don't know why I was gonna cry. 621 00:27:26,771 --> 00:27:27,981 I was, like, overwhelmed. 622 00:27:27,981 --> 00:27:29,691 And then I turned, and the poopoo was there. 623 00:27:29,691 --> 00:27:30,901 It was just, like, staring at me 624 00:27:30,901 --> 00:27:32,027 like it was almost talking. 625 00:27:32,027 --> 00:27:33,111 It wasn't saying "Take me," 626 00:27:33,111 --> 00:27:34,821 but it was like, "I want out." 627 00:27:34,821 --> 00:27:36,197 And then I-I got it. 628 00:27:36,197 --> 00:27:38,825 I grabbed it with two hands, and I didn't look. 629 00:27:38,825 --> 00:27:41,453 I-I closed my eyes, and-and, you know, I did it, 630 00:27:41,453 --> 00:27:42,829 and I was very surprised. 631 00:27:42,829 --> 00:27:44,164 I was quite shocked that I was able 632 00:27:44,164 --> 00:27:46,917 to take poopoo out and-- 633 00:27:46,917 --> 00:27:49,961 and I'm gonna, you know, put it in my gut. 634 00:27:49,961 --> 00:27:51,463 - Have you lost your fucking mind? 635 00:27:51,463 --> 00:27:52,797 - What the fuck? AHMED: What? 636 00:27:52,797 --> 00:27:53,965 We've been talking about this. 637 00:27:53,965 --> 00:27:55,175 Maybe it'll help me decide. 638 00:27:55,175 --> 00:27:56,801 - [whispering] You brought it in here? 639 00:27:56,801 --> 00:27:58,136 [breathing shakily] 640 00:27:58,136 --> 00:28:00,805 Into my kitchen? I could lose my restaurant. 641 00:28:00,805 --> 00:28:02,474 - He seems like a strong guy, 642 00:28:02,474 --> 00:28:03,808 and I thought maybe if I was like him 643 00:28:03,808 --> 00:28:05,185 on a biological level-- 644 00:28:05,185 --> 00:28:06,978 - You take his poop, but you can't take his advice? 645 00:28:06,978 --> 00:28:09,064 - No way the controller likes this. 646 00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:12,442 - Get the fuck out. - This was your idea, Mo. 647 00:28:12,442 --> 00:28:15,153 - Take your shit and get the fuck out. 648 00:28:15,153 --> 00:28:16,446 Get the fuck out. 649 00:28:16,446 --> 00:28:17,906 [tense music] 650 00:28:17,906 --> 00:28:18,990 Get the fuck out. 651 00:28:20,116 --> 00:28:21,368 Now! 652 00:28:22,369 --> 00:28:26,247 - Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. 653 00:28:26,247 --> 00:28:28,875 [breathing shakily] 654 00:28:30,710 --> 00:28:32,128 Fuck. 655 00:28:32,128 --> 00:28:34,214 Astaghfirullah. Astaghfirullah. 656 00:28:34,214 --> 00:28:36,174 [breathing heavily] 657 00:28:36,174 --> 00:28:37,759 Why? Why? 658 00:28:37,759 --> 00:28:40,095 Why did I do this? This is human shit. 659 00:28:40,095 --> 00:28:41,554 I'm a doctor. I'm a doctor. 660 00:28:41,554 --> 00:28:42,764 I shouldn't be doing this. 661 00:28:42,764 --> 00:28:45,016 It's weird. I brought it into the house. 662 00:28:45,016 --> 00:28:47,310 Fuck Joe Rogan! Fuck Joe Rogan! 663 00:28:47,310 --> 00:28:48,895 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 664 00:28:48,895 --> 00:28:50,981 I drove shit across t-- 665 00:28:50,981 --> 00:28:53,692 [breathing heavily] 666 00:28:53,692 --> 00:29:00,699 ♪ ♪ 667 00:29:02,075 --> 00:29:05,078 [glass shattering] 668 00:29:05,078 --> 00:29:11,960 ♪ ♪ 669 00:29:22,220 --> 00:29:24,014 YASMINA: Ahmed. 670 00:29:24,014 --> 00:29:25,223 What's happening? 671 00:29:25,223 --> 00:29:26,558 - I'm losing my shit. - What-- 672 00:29:26,558 --> 00:29:28,226 - I stole another man's shit. 673 00:29:28,226 --> 00:29:30,186 - What are you talking about? Why did you break the frame? 674 00:29:30,186 --> 00:29:31,646 AHMED: I don't know what God wants me to do. 675 00:29:31,646 --> 00:29:33,231 I thought if I could just touch my head 676 00:29:33,231 --> 00:29:35,775 on the carpet that you got me, I can reconnect us, you know? 677 00:29:35,775 --> 00:29:38,319 Bring us back to what we were. - Ahmed, calm down. 678 00:29:39,571 --> 00:29:43,033 - I put my head on our carpet, and I saw it, you know? 679 00:29:43,033 --> 00:29:44,784 I-I don't want another wife. 680 00:29:44,784 --> 00:29:46,828 I want us. I want you. 681 00:29:46,828 --> 00:29:49,330 And I know I can be indecisive, but I want a child with you, 682 00:29:49,330 --> 00:29:50,999 and you haven't given me a real reason 683 00:29:50,999 --> 00:29:53,460 why you don't want one, and I deserve to know. 684 00:29:53,460 --> 00:29:56,004 - Okay, you want a ch-- you want us to have a child? 685 00:29:56,004 --> 00:29:57,589 For what? 686 00:29:57,589 --> 00:30:00,300 I-I saw how we were becoming. 687 00:30:00,300 --> 00:30:01,801 The fighting over every tiny thing. 688 00:30:01,801 --> 00:30:03,136 The tension all the time. 689 00:30:03,136 --> 00:30:04,679 It reminded me of my parents. 690 00:30:04,679 --> 00:30:06,431 I'm not fucking doing that. 691 00:30:06,431 --> 00:30:07,974 The ocean is rising every day. 692 00:30:07,974 --> 00:30:09,517 The climate is turning the Earth 693 00:30:09,517 --> 00:30:10,769 into a fucking ball of fire. 694 00:30:10,769 --> 00:30:13,021 You wanna bring a child into that? 695 00:30:14,105 --> 00:30:15,899 - Listen to me. 696 00:30:15,899 --> 00:30:17,942 I'm telling you from my gut. 697 00:30:17,942 --> 00:30:20,737 Our kid--your brain, 698 00:30:20,737 --> 00:30:24,199 my hygiene, making a kid? 699 00:30:24,199 --> 00:30:26,534 She's gonna fix global warming. 700 00:30:31,539 --> 00:30:33,500 - I've... 701 00:30:33,500 --> 00:30:35,418 never seen you like this. 702 00:30:36,419 --> 00:30:38,213 - I'm telling you from my gut. 703 00:30:38,213 --> 00:30:44,177 ♪ ♪ 704 00:30:44,177 --> 00:30:47,055 [dramatic music] 705 00:30:47,055 --> 00:30:50,934 ♪ ♪ 706 00:30:50,934 --> 00:30:52,685 YASMINA: [sighs] Get a condom. 707 00:30:52,685 --> 00:30:54,145 AHMED: Still? YASMINA: Yeah. 708 00:30:56,773 --> 00:30:59,818 [knocking on door] 709 00:31:06,699 --> 00:31:09,035 - Salaam alaikum wa rahmatullah. 710 00:31:09,035 --> 00:31:11,746 I'm here to pay my respects as a fellow Muslim 711 00:31:11,746 --> 00:31:13,832 to your husband that just passed. 712 00:31:13,832 --> 00:31:15,333 - How did you get my address? 713 00:31:15,333 --> 00:31:16,668 And who are you? 714 00:31:16,668 --> 00:31:17,794 - Look, Ahmed's my friend. 715 00:31:17,794 --> 00:31:19,379 I told him I was gonna send you a card, 716 00:31:19,379 --> 00:31:22,423 but I wanted to come over here and apologize for his behavior. 717 00:31:22,423 --> 00:31:24,384 He couldn't save your husband. 718 00:31:24,384 --> 00:31:26,219 He left you and your beautiful son alone. 719 00:31:26,219 --> 00:31:27,887 I'm not gonna beat around the bush. 720 00:31:27,887 --> 00:31:29,556 I know you're looking for partnership, 721 00:31:29,556 --> 00:31:32,976 and I'm desiring to expand my partnership situation. 722 00:31:32,976 --> 00:31:34,185 So I thought a cup of tea. 723 00:31:34,185 --> 00:31:35,770 - This is highly inappropriate. 724 00:31:35,770 --> 00:31:37,355 MO: Wait, wait, Hanan. 725 00:31:37,355 --> 00:31:38,815 I'm a good man. 726 00:31:38,815 --> 00:31:39,983 I have a son already. 727 00:31:39,983 --> 00:31:41,985 I'm getting him to memorize the Quran. 728 00:31:41,985 --> 00:31:44,279 I'm teaching him to become a reciter. 729 00:31:44,279 --> 00:31:46,739 I own seven restaurants, all of them five stars 730 00:31:46,739 --> 00:31:48,867 with the exception of one, which is 4.8 stars, 731 00:31:48,867 --> 00:31:51,161 but it was DoorDash's fault. 732 00:31:51,161 --> 00:31:53,246 I can speak four languages fluently. 733 00:31:53,246 --> 00:31:56,749 I speak eight languages on a restaurant level. 734 00:31:56,749 --> 00:31:58,668 And I fear God. 735 00:31:58,668 --> 00:32:00,503 And I think I love you. 736 00:32:00,503 --> 00:32:01,963 Maybe. 737 00:32:01,963 --> 00:32:03,965 Even though we've never talked.