1 00:00:22,022 --> 00:00:23,791 [growling] 2 00:00:23,824 --> 00:00:25,859 [grunts] 3 00:00:25,893 --> 00:00:27,128 Whoa! 4 00:00:27,161 --> 00:00:28,428 Oh! We gotta stop this. 5 00:00:28,463 --> 00:00:30,064 If Gotham's destroyed we gotta move 6 00:00:30,097 --> 00:00:33,000 and there's no way I'm living' in Metropolis. 7 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:34,167 So do your plant control thingie 8 00:00:34,167 --> 00:00:35,703 and put an end to this. 9 00:00:35,735 --> 00:00:37,103 Yeah, you know what, 10 00:00:37,103 --> 00:00:38,506 you're really taking the romance out of it 11 00:00:38,506 --> 00:00:40,140 when you just call it my "plant control thingie." 12 00:00:40,140 --> 00:00:41,642 [balloon man screaming] 13 00:00:41,674 --> 00:00:43,878 Hey buddy. Stop. 14 00:00:43,911 --> 00:00:45,045 [balloon man whimpering] 15 00:00:45,079 --> 00:00:47,350 -[roaring] -Argh! 16 00:00:47,384 --> 00:00:50,283 [growls and roars] 17 00:00:50,317 --> 00:00:52,052 [nervously] I... I can't control them. 18 00:00:52,085 --> 00:00:53,954 I've... They... They've mutated! 19 00:00:53,987 --> 00:00:55,590 Maybe they'll respond to heavy scolding? 20 00:00:55,622 --> 00:00:57,924 [yells] You are being very disrespectful! 21 00:00:57,957 --> 00:00:59,527 -[growling] -Run. 22 00:00:59,561 --> 00:01:02,712 [theme music playing] 23 00:01:06,867 --> 00:01:08,135 Look at that, 24 00:01:08,168 --> 00:01:10,471 Ivy has procured us a tree army. 25 00:01:10,504 --> 00:01:11,938 She can't control the plants. 26 00:01:11,971 --> 00:01:14,207 Yes, Harley. Hurrah! 27 00:01:14,242 --> 00:01:16,677 Uh, I don't think those trees are on our side. 28 00:01:16,709 --> 00:01:17,745 Run! 29 00:01:17,778 --> 00:01:19,680 [all screaming] 30 00:01:19,712 --> 00:01:22,516 [growling and roaring] 31 00:01:22,516 --> 00:01:23,483 [whooshing] 32 00:01:23,483 --> 00:01:24,352 Argh! 33 00:01:24,352 --> 00:01:27,155 This is my favorite top. Dick! 34 00:01:27,987 --> 00:01:30,790 [groans] Ow! 35 00:01:30,823 --> 00:01:32,093 [grunts] 36 00:01:32,126 --> 00:01:33,861 Sweet Roosevelt's ghost! 37 00:01:33,894 --> 00:01:35,296 Acupuncture works. 38 00:01:35,328 --> 00:01:37,265 I'm healed, baby! 39 00:01:37,298 --> 00:01:39,233 -[whooshes] -[groans] 40 00:01:39,266 --> 00:01:41,534 Ah. Easy come, easy go. 41 00:01:41,567 --> 00:01:46,274 Argh! 42 00:01:46,307 --> 00:01:48,876 Oh, I am slain! 43 00:01:48,909 --> 00:01:51,510 -Clayface, no! -[grunts] 44 00:01:51,510 --> 00:01:52,480 [groans] 45 00:01:52,480 --> 00:01:54,915 If thou be merciful... [gasps] 46 00:01:54,948 --> 00:01:56,650 Open the tomb... 47 00:01:56,650 --> 00:01:58,618 And lay with... 48 00:01:58,652 --> 00:01:59,953 [weakly] Juliet. 49 00:01:59,986 --> 00:02:04,125 [groaning] 50 00:02:04,158 --> 00:02:06,727 [Harley gasps] 51 00:02:06,760 --> 00:02:07,894 [excitedly] And scene! 52 00:02:07,894 --> 00:02:09,163 -[grunts] -[Poison Ivy] Oh, my god! 53 00:02:09,163 --> 00:02:10,364 [Dr. Psycho] That deserves a suicide. 54 00:02:10,364 --> 00:02:12,133 [tree monsters growling] 55 00:02:12,165 --> 00:02:14,501 [people screaming in terror] 56 00:02:14,533 --> 00:02:15,603 Sweet Jesus, 57 00:02:15,603 --> 00:02:17,003 the park's filled with murderous plants. 58 00:02:17,003 --> 00:02:18,606 [people screaming] 59 00:02:18,640 --> 00:02:20,508 Thank God we canceled Jazz Fest. 60 00:02:20,540 --> 00:02:23,343 The way I see it, there's only one option. 61 00:02:23,377 --> 00:02:24,711 [loudly] Bomb the damn place 62 00:02:24,711 --> 00:02:25,746 to kingdom come. 63 00:02:25,778 --> 00:02:26,913 Jim... 64 00:02:26,913 --> 00:02:28,048 there are innocent people there. 65 00:02:28,048 --> 00:02:29,383 Well, it's not our fault 66 00:02:29,383 --> 00:02:30,383 if they don't check their social and see 67 00:02:30,383 --> 00:02:31,752 Jazz Fest was canceled. 68 00:02:31,784 --> 00:02:33,052 You can't bomb the park. 69 00:02:33,052 --> 00:02:34,354 Of course we can. We have tanks. 70 00:02:34,354 --> 00:02:35,657 The taxpayers paid for 'em. 71 00:02:35,689 --> 00:02:37,592 Yep, Jazz Fest may have been canceled, 72 00:02:37,625 --> 00:02:40,328 but we can still give the people a show, buddy. 73 00:02:40,360 --> 00:02:42,128 I need you to be surgical about this, Jim. 74 00:02:42,163 --> 00:02:43,396 Be prudent. 75 00:02:43,431 --> 00:02:45,332 -I can't hold your hand-- -Why not? 76 00:02:45,332 --> 00:02:46,901 Because Scarecrow's crop-dusting fear toxin 77 00:02:46,901 --> 00:02:48,870 around the perimeter of Gotham, 78 00:02:48,902 --> 00:02:50,872 forcing thousands of innocent people towards the park. 79 00:02:50,905 --> 00:02:53,875 -That potato sack son of a bitch. -I'll handle him. 80 00:02:53,907 --> 00:02:56,044 The Justice League is en route to help us with the tree problem. 81 00:02:56,044 --> 00:02:59,580 -I just need you to evacuate the park. -Got it. 82 00:02:59,614 --> 00:03:00,949 You know what would be a good way 83 00:03:00,949 --> 00:03:01,949 to get the people out of the park? 84 00:03:01,949 --> 00:03:03,317 No tanks. 85 00:03:03,350 --> 00:03:04,918 -[sirens wailing] -[sighs] 86 00:03:04,951 --> 00:03:08,288 -[thuds] -[roaring] 87 00:03:08,322 --> 00:03:09,556 So, Commissioner Gordon, 88 00:03:09,590 --> 00:03:11,391 this situation seems dire. 89 00:03:11,425 --> 00:03:13,426 Are we finally going to see those tanks 90 00:03:13,461 --> 00:03:14,697 our taxpayers voted on? 91 00:03:14,729 --> 00:03:16,330 No. That wouldn't be... 92 00:03:16,330 --> 00:03:17,330 [mockingly] prudent. 93 00:03:17,330 --> 00:03:19,266 Oh, boo. Why? 94 00:03:19,300 --> 00:03:20,534 To minimize loss of life 95 00:03:20,534 --> 00:03:22,302 because some jazz hippies 96 00:03:22,336 --> 00:03:24,104 can't read a goddamn email! 97 00:03:24,138 --> 00:03:26,039 Well, in this reporter's opinion 98 00:03:26,073 --> 00:03:27,074 it looks like we are-- 99 00:03:27,108 --> 00:03:28,944 So fucked! 100 00:03:28,978 --> 00:03:30,711 -[roaring] -[screams] 101 00:03:30,743 --> 00:03:32,246 [grunts] 102 00:03:32,280 --> 00:03:34,014 [both grunting] 103 00:03:34,048 --> 00:03:38,620 [growling and roaring] 104 00:03:38,652 --> 00:03:40,487 Hey. Nice save, Jerk-off League! 105 00:03:40,520 --> 00:03:44,570 That's not our name at all. 106 00:03:48,162 --> 00:03:50,965 [tree monsters groaning] 107 00:03:50,997 --> 00:03:55,069 [roaring] 108 00:03:55,103 --> 00:03:57,639 Ugh, how does she pull off those clunky bracelets? 109 00:03:57,639 --> 00:03:59,173 I know, it's like annoying. 110 00:03:59,173 --> 00:04:00,540 Well, hey you know, thanks for the help. 111 00:04:00,540 --> 00:04:02,175 Harley and crew will handle the rest. 112 00:04:02,209 --> 00:04:04,679 Um... Hey! Why am I tied up? 113 00:04:04,679 --> 00:04:06,413 Because you and your troublesome horde 114 00:04:06,413 --> 00:04:08,186 are behind this anarchy. 115 00:04:08,186 --> 00:04:10,183 What? Bullshit! 116 00:04:10,217 --> 00:04:11,318 Harley Quinn, 117 00:04:11,352 --> 00:04:13,387 I declare you and your allies, 118 00:04:13,420 --> 00:04:15,923 including that elderly war criminal, 119 00:04:15,955 --> 00:04:17,492 to be banished to... 120 00:04:17,524 --> 00:04:18,826 [hesitantly] You wanna say it 121 00:04:18,858 --> 00:04:19,994 since it's your thing? 122 00:04:20,026 --> 00:04:21,060 Thanks, Diana. 123 00:04:21,095 --> 00:04:22,564 [loudly] To the Phantom Zone! 124 00:04:22,598 --> 00:04:27,247 What? You gotta be shittin' me. 125 00:04:27,800 --> 00:04:30,204 [Sy] Uh-oh, oh, I'm seeing' the light. 126 00:04:30,237 --> 00:04:31,538 Oh, my God! 127 00:04:31,572 --> 00:04:33,307 I didn't think I'd make it to Heaven 128 00:04:33,341 --> 00:04:34,740 after what I did in... 129 00:04:34,740 --> 00:04:35,942 Uh... Eh, well, 130 00:04:35,975 --> 00:04:37,345 everywhere, I guess. 131 00:04:37,377 --> 00:04:38,446 Mostly Asia. 132 00:04:38,446 --> 00:04:39,812 We didn't do any of this. 133 00:04:39,846 --> 00:04:40,947 They're tree monsters. 134 00:04:40,980 --> 00:04:42,117 She controls the trees. 135 00:04:42,117 --> 00:04:43,718 So... 136 00:04:43,718 --> 00:04:45,452 [hesitantly] Uh... You want to say it this time? 137 00:04:45,452 --> 00:04:47,288 Sure. You're all going... 138 00:04:47,288 --> 00:04:48,822 -[both choking] -...to the Phantom Zone. 139 00:04:48,822 --> 00:04:50,625 [both grunting] 140 00:04:50,658 --> 00:04:53,761 -Now, Kal-El! -[device beeps] 141 00:04:53,795 --> 00:04:57,331 [all screaming] 142 00:04:57,365 --> 00:04:58,466 Harley! 143 00:04:58,499 --> 00:05:01,000 Make me tell the truth. 144 00:05:01,035 --> 00:05:02,903 Poison Ivy, did you do this? 145 00:05:02,935 --> 00:05:04,100 We didn't do it. 146 00:05:04,100 --> 00:05:05,399 We aren't responsible for the tree monsters. 147 00:05:05,399 --> 00:05:07,007 I secretly watch NASCAR. 148 00:05:07,007 --> 00:05:08,600 I take long showers. 149 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:10,310 I think paper straws are stupid and get too soggy. 150 00:05:10,343 --> 00:05:11,911 I was excited for Jazz Fest. 151 00:05:11,944 --> 00:05:13,180 [moans painfully] 152 00:05:13,180 --> 00:05:16,317 Fine. I was very excited for Jazz Fest. 153 00:05:16,350 --> 00:05:19,987 [wind blowing] 154 00:05:20,019 --> 00:05:21,288 -[all screaming] -[thudding] 155 00:05:21,322 --> 00:05:22,622 Oh, God! 156 00:05:22,656 --> 00:05:23,925 Someone take this off me. 157 00:05:23,958 --> 00:05:26,394 If you're not responsible for this, 158 00:05:26,427 --> 00:05:28,694 who is? 159 00:05:28,728 --> 00:05:31,899 Oh, no! 160 00:05:31,932 --> 00:05:34,235 [grunting] 161 00:05:34,267 --> 00:05:37,170 [screams] No! 162 00:05:37,204 --> 00:05:38,906 [grunts] 163 00:05:38,939 --> 00:05:40,107 [straining] 164 00:05:40,139 --> 00:05:41,208 [Queen of Fables] Thirty years ago 165 00:05:41,242 --> 00:05:43,110 you cosplaying assholes 166 00:05:43,142 --> 00:05:44,478 trapped me in a book. 167 00:05:44,512 --> 00:05:47,880 Time to return the favor. 168 00:05:47,915 --> 00:05:49,216 [grunts] 169 00:05:49,250 --> 00:05:51,017 [screams] You'll never get away with-- 170 00:05:51,050 --> 00:05:52,653 Shut the hell up, sexy. 171 00:05:52,687 --> 00:05:54,288 -[grunts] -[screaming] 172 00:05:54,321 --> 00:05:55,389 [Queen of Fables laughs] 173 00:05:55,423 --> 00:05:56,557 Word of advice, 174 00:05:56,591 --> 00:05:58,728 do not smell Rapunzel's hair. 175 00:05:58,762 --> 00:06:01,495 Ain't no shower in that tower. 176 00:06:01,528 --> 00:06:03,396 [Harley] Queen! Oh, You really saved the day. 177 00:06:03,396 --> 00:06:05,232 I guess not killin' ya worked out pretty well. 178 00:06:05,232 --> 00:06:06,533 Not really. 179 00:06:06,533 --> 00:06:08,269 Quick question. Can any of you fly? 180 00:06:08,302 --> 00:06:09,870 -In a plane. -Every night in my dreams. 181 00:06:09,903 --> 00:06:12,038 -[Sy] Ha! outta diesel. -No. I'm basically a rock. 182 00:06:12,072 --> 00:06:15,875 Good. 183 00:06:15,908 --> 00:06:18,978 [all screaming] 184 00:06:19,012 --> 00:06:21,882 [laughing maniacally] 185 00:06:21,915 --> 00:06:24,951 Mama's having a productive day. 186 00:06:24,985 --> 00:06:27,987 [cackles] 187 00:06:28,021 --> 00:06:32,225 [all screaming] 188 00:06:32,259 --> 00:06:35,362 [Harley] Ow! 189 00:06:35,396 --> 00:06:37,132 Holy mackerel, we're up high! 190 00:06:37,165 --> 00:06:39,901 I've never been this far above sea level before. 191 00:06:39,934 --> 00:06:41,802 All right. Calm down, calm down, don't panic. 192 00:06:41,836 --> 00:06:43,937 Here's a surefire trick to combat, 193 00:06:43,937 --> 00:06:45,072 uh, way-up-aphobia. 194 00:06:45,072 --> 00:06:48,209 Pick a spot in the horizon and stare at it. 195 00:06:48,242 --> 00:06:49,644 Oh, wait, that's for sea sickness. 196 00:06:49,644 --> 00:06:50,911 What are we, on a cloud now? 197 00:06:50,944 --> 00:06:52,680 [sighs] Yeah. Looks like Fables' teamed up 198 00:06:52,713 --> 00:06:54,048 with the Legion to kill us. 199 00:06:54,048 --> 00:06:55,583 God, she turned out to be a bad friend. 200 00:06:55,583 --> 00:06:57,252 Hey-hey, I'm already bored up here. 201 00:06:57,252 --> 00:06:59,452 Do your stupid plant thing and get us the hell down. Okay? 202 00:06:59,452 --> 00:07:01,622 You know I can't control fairy tale plants, 203 00:07:01,656 --> 00:07:02,689 you balding gremlin. 204 00:07:02,723 --> 00:07:04,559 How would I have know that? 205 00:07:04,591 --> 00:07:06,394 When would that have come up? 206 00:07:06,427 --> 00:07:08,896 Actually, Fables may have done us a solid. 207 00:07:08,930 --> 00:07:13,334 Seems much safer up here than down there. 208 00:07:13,367 --> 00:07:16,103 [giant] Fee fi fo... 209 00:07:16,103 --> 00:07:17,103 Ah, fuck me. 210 00:07:17,103 --> 00:07:18,406 [giant] ...fum. 211 00:07:18,406 --> 00:07:21,675 I smell the blood of small human scum. 212 00:07:21,675 --> 00:07:23,476 Okay, we need a way down. Now. 213 00:07:23,511 --> 00:07:25,278 I say we make like Jack, 214 00:07:25,312 --> 00:07:26,713 climb down the beanstalk, 215 00:07:26,747 --> 00:07:28,482 chop it down, kill the giant, 216 00:07:28,516 --> 00:07:30,117 French kiss Rapunzel. Done. 217 00:07:30,117 --> 00:07:32,653 keep your creepy bionic hands off Rapunzel. 218 00:07:32,687 --> 00:07:34,156 [giant] I'll grind your bones 219 00:07:34,189 --> 00:07:36,925 to bake my bread! 220 00:07:36,958 --> 00:07:39,427 Come on! How the hell are we gettin' off this thing? 221 00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:41,928 I know just what we need. 222 00:07:41,961 --> 00:07:43,363 An idea. 223 00:07:43,396 --> 00:07:45,132 Yes, who's got one? 224 00:07:45,165 --> 00:07:46,634 [sighs] Okay. 225 00:07:46,668 --> 00:07:48,235 I know who can help us. 226 00:07:48,269 --> 00:07:49,502 Sy, give me your phone. 227 00:07:49,536 --> 00:07:51,838 'Ey, wait, wait, wait, not so fast. 228 00:07:51,872 --> 00:07:53,406 -Give it. -Is it a local call? 229 00:07:53,440 --> 00:07:57,043 Just fuckin' hand it over. 230 00:07:57,076 --> 00:07:59,112 [sniffs] Ugh! 231 00:07:59,146 --> 00:08:00,281 What do you think, Bill-doe? 232 00:08:00,314 --> 00:08:01,716 Any thoughts on this kite? 233 00:08:01,716 --> 00:08:03,084 I'm kinda stuck on this last piece, like... 234 00:08:03,084 --> 00:08:05,552 Oh, check it out, my girlfriend's calling. 235 00:08:05,552 --> 00:08:07,088 What up, babe? 236 00:08:07,088 --> 00:08:08,622 [whispers] It's Ivy. It's my girlfriend. 237 00:08:08,622 --> 00:08:10,225 Yeah, no, I'm just designing a kite. 238 00:08:10,225 --> 00:08:12,358 Yeah, trying to put my own little spin-a-roonie on it. 239 00:08:12,358 --> 00:08:14,728 Wha... What's that? 240 00:08:14,762 --> 00:08:16,529 I'll head right over! 241 00:08:16,564 --> 00:08:19,500 I... I love you. 242 00:08:19,533 --> 00:08:20,834 She didn't say it back. 243 00:08:20,834 --> 00:08:22,137 It's probably just bad reception. 244 00:08:22,170 --> 00:08:23,971 Plus, she probably didn't want to say it 245 00:08:23,971 --> 00:08:26,372 in front of her work friends. 246 00:08:26,406 --> 00:08:30,011 [grunting] 247 00:08:30,043 --> 00:08:32,546 Wait, you have Kite Man's number memorized? 248 00:08:32,546 --> 00:08:33,581 [loud footsteps approaching] 249 00:08:33,581 --> 00:08:37,331 Oh, no, the giant's here. 250 00:08:41,455 --> 00:08:42,455 [roaring] 251 00:08:42,456 --> 00:08:44,258 [all screaming] 252 00:08:44,291 --> 00:08:45,558 [yells] 253 00:08:45,592 --> 00:08:47,061 [yelps] 254 00:08:47,095 --> 00:08:48,428 You didn't... You didn't answer my question. 255 00:08:48,428 --> 00:08:49,496 How do you know his number? 256 00:08:49,496 --> 00:08:50,496 Uh... 257 00:08:50,496 --> 00:08:52,466 How big do you think that giant's dick is? 258 00:08:52,466 --> 00:08:53,668 I do want to talk about that, 259 00:08:53,701 --> 00:08:54,934 but answer my question. 260 00:08:54,967 --> 00:08:57,203 [stomping] 261 00:08:57,236 --> 00:09:00,142 [giant yells] 262 00:09:00,176 --> 00:09:03,443 Fine. I'm... I'm dating Kite Man. 263 00:09:03,476 --> 00:09:05,613 What? [grunts] 264 00:09:05,645 --> 00:09:07,947 [screaming] 265 00:09:07,980 --> 00:09:09,450 Ha! Got ya! 266 00:09:09,482 --> 00:09:11,485 You're dating Kite Man? 267 00:09:11,485 --> 00:09:13,886 Why? 268 00:09:13,919 --> 00:09:15,121 Uh... 269 00:09:15,154 --> 00:09:17,158 You...You love him? 270 00:09:17,158 --> 00:09:19,592 I haven't said, like, "I love you" to him, 271 00:09:19,626 --> 00:09:22,562 but, yeah, I love him a little. 272 00:09:22,596 --> 00:09:24,431 How do we not know about this? 273 00:09:24,431 --> 00:09:25,432 [giant grunts] 274 00:09:25,466 --> 00:09:26,868 Because you never asked. 275 00:09:26,868 --> 00:09:27,934 -I mean, It's like... -[cackling] 276 00:09:27,934 --> 00:09:29,168 ...if it's not about you... 277 00:09:29,202 --> 00:09:30,303 you're not interested. 278 00:09:30,303 --> 00:09:31,505 I wasn't even trying very hard 279 00:09:31,505 --> 00:09:32,505 to keep it a secret. 280 00:09:32,505 --> 00:09:33,573 I kept coming home, 281 00:09:33,606 --> 00:09:34,741 reeking of kite, 282 00:09:34,774 --> 00:09:36,076 leaves in my hair. 283 00:09:36,110 --> 00:09:37,879 Didn't you ever think that was weird? 284 00:09:37,912 --> 00:09:40,581 You seriously didn't know, Quinn? 285 00:09:40,614 --> 00:09:43,817 Show of hands for everybody who knew. Bingo. 286 00:09:43,850 --> 00:09:45,253 [Clayface screams] 287 00:09:45,253 --> 00:09:46,586 -[Sy] Oy vey! -[King Shark] Watch your hand! 288 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:49,322 [laughs maliciously] 289 00:09:49,355 --> 00:09:53,226 [groans] 290 00:09:53,226 --> 00:09:54,193 Ho! 291 00:09:54,193 --> 00:09:55,395 [all] Kite Man! 292 00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:56,663 Oh, yeah. 293 00:09:56,663 --> 00:09:58,032 I tossed a hot sauce packet at him 294 00:09:58,032 --> 00:09:59,734 that I found inside my pants. 295 00:09:59,767 --> 00:10:01,134 It's Sriracha. 296 00:10:01,168 --> 00:10:02,168 [all screaming] 297 00:10:02,201 --> 00:10:03,201 Our fave, babe. 298 00:10:03,202 --> 00:10:04,572 [screaming continues] 299 00:10:04,572 --> 00:10:05,572 I gotcha. 300 00:10:05,572 --> 00:10:09,476 [all screaming] 301 00:10:09,509 --> 00:10:12,346 -Ah! -[Kite Man] Ha! 302 00:10:12,379 --> 00:10:16,048 [screaming] 303 00:10:16,082 --> 00:10:19,186 [screaming] 304 00:10:19,219 --> 00:10:22,225 [screaming] 305 00:10:22,259 --> 00:10:25,225 [screaming] 306 00:10:25,259 --> 00:10:26,693 -[thuds] -[grunts] 307 00:10:26,726 --> 00:10:27,961 Thanks, babe. 308 00:10:27,995 --> 00:10:30,230 I never got the kite thing until now, 309 00:10:30,264 --> 00:10:33,033 but it is quite majestic. 310 00:10:33,033 --> 00:10:35,235 [Kite Man] Uh. Might want to hold on tight there, gang. 311 00:10:35,235 --> 00:10:38,538 Looks like your crew's packing a few extra lbs. 312 00:10:38,572 --> 00:10:39,673 Not you, babe. 313 00:10:39,706 --> 00:10:44,206 You look bangin'. As per ushe. 314 00:10:46,113 --> 00:10:50,250 [yelling] 315 00:10:50,283 --> 00:10:52,318 -[groans] -[grunts] 316 00:10:52,318 --> 00:10:53,318 Ugh! 317 00:10:53,318 --> 00:10:54,587 [moaning passionately] 318 00:10:54,621 --> 00:10:55,822 Thanks for the ride, babe. 319 00:10:55,856 --> 00:10:57,792 Babe, anytime. 320 00:10:57,825 --> 00:10:59,659 -Ugh! -Oh, sick. 321 00:10:59,693 --> 00:11:01,327 I can't get hold of the Justice League. 322 00:11:01,361 --> 00:11:02,629 But I found Scarecrow... wait. 323 00:11:02,663 --> 00:11:03,831 Are you wearing a helmet? 324 00:11:03,865 --> 00:11:05,499 Are you on a tank? 325 00:11:05,533 --> 00:11:06,600 [scoffs] No, 326 00:11:06,634 --> 00:11:09,203 I'm... riding my skateboard. 327 00:11:09,236 --> 00:11:11,772 -What? -The situation's gotten more dire, all right? 328 00:11:11,806 --> 00:11:15,408 Desperate times call for... tanks. 329 00:11:15,442 --> 00:11:19,816 -[laughing] -Argh! 330 00:11:19,849 --> 00:11:22,082 Men... and Cheryl, 331 00:11:22,115 --> 00:11:25,451 let's remind these trees what they're good for, 332 00:11:25,485 --> 00:11:27,221 letting a dog piss all over-- 333 00:11:27,254 --> 00:11:29,090 [knocking] 334 00:11:29,123 --> 00:11:31,292 Hey, Gordo. Love the helmet. 335 00:11:31,326 --> 00:11:34,729 But I think it'd look better on me. 336 00:11:34,761 --> 00:11:37,461 [muffled mumbling] 337 00:11:43,370 --> 00:11:45,806 Anyone have a Class B commercial license? 338 00:11:45,840 --> 00:11:48,542 Dude! You look so good popping out of a tank. 339 00:11:48,576 --> 00:11:51,330 It's mostly the helmet. [chuckles] 340 00:11:51,799 --> 00:11:53,614 [Harley] Scarecrow and those Legion of Doom Dicks 341 00:11:53,614 --> 00:11:55,115 were behind this from the start. 342 00:11:55,149 --> 00:11:57,551 And screw Fables for joining 'em. 343 00:11:57,585 --> 00:11:59,754 I hereby tender my resignation. 344 00:11:59,754 --> 00:12:01,788 I hope it's effective immediately 345 00:12:01,822 --> 00:12:04,322 because I am squished. 346 00:12:07,961 --> 00:12:09,230 [Clayface] Good Lord! 347 00:12:09,264 --> 00:12:11,498 This tank shoots invisible missiles. 348 00:12:11,532 --> 00:12:12,899 What miraculous tech. 349 00:12:12,933 --> 00:12:14,534 I didn't press the button. 350 00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:16,736 Someone else just blew it up. 351 00:12:16,770 --> 00:12:17,971 But who? 352 00:12:22,142 --> 00:12:23,642 [rattling] 353 00:12:31,851 --> 00:12:34,153 [cackling] 354 00:12:34,187 --> 00:12:35,222 What? 355 00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:36,993 The Joker actually built that stupid tower 356 00:12:36,993 --> 00:12:39,393 to take over Gotham? 357 00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:40,927 Although, he did use my idea 358 00:12:40,927 --> 00:12:41,927 to have it pop out of the ground. 359 00:12:41,927 --> 00:12:43,600 Um... Yay? 360 00:12:43,600 --> 00:12:46,366 Citizens of Gotham, 361 00:12:46,400 --> 00:12:49,236 the Legion of Doom used to stand for something. 362 00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:51,772 Now, it's not standing at all! 363 00:12:51,806 --> 00:12:54,307 [laughs maniacally] 364 00:12:54,341 --> 00:12:55,456 You can't see them, 365 00:12:55,456 --> 00:12:57,278 but that joke killed with the camera crew, 366 00:12:57,312 --> 00:12:58,980 and they're the toughest audience to make laugh 367 00:12:59,013 --> 00:13:01,014 and they see this shit everyday. Anyway. 368 00:13:01,048 --> 00:13:03,650 The Legion of Doom used to stand for something, 369 00:13:03,683 --> 00:13:05,219 top tier evil. 370 00:13:05,253 --> 00:13:08,422 But now, they'll let in any, say... 371 00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:09,756 second-rate clown 372 00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:11,359 with a cheap dye job. 373 00:13:11,392 --> 00:13:12,994 -[laughs maniacally] -How dare he. 374 00:13:13,027 --> 00:13:15,796 I go to a very high-end salon weekly. 375 00:13:15,830 --> 00:13:17,397 Harls, I've seen you neck deep 376 00:13:17,431 --> 00:13:18,666 in six different bottles 377 00:13:18,698 --> 00:13:20,902 of that bullshit you buy at the drugstore. 378 00:13:20,902 --> 00:13:22,102 Damn it, I forgot you were here. 379 00:13:22,102 --> 00:13:24,004 The Legion is no more. 380 00:13:24,038 --> 00:13:26,306 Gotham, you deserve better, 381 00:13:26,340 --> 00:13:27,640 someone with vision, 382 00:13:27,674 --> 00:13:29,610 someone who speaks French, 383 00:13:29,610 --> 00:13:32,645 moi, of course. 384 00:13:32,679 --> 00:13:37,451 [laughs maniacally] 385 00:13:37,484 --> 00:13:38,753 I'm calling it! 386 00:13:38,785 --> 00:13:41,488 RIP, Gotham City, 387 00:13:41,522 --> 00:13:44,457 time of death... 388 00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:45,893 Right now! 389 00:13:45,927 --> 00:13:48,629 [siren blaring in distance] 390 00:13:48,662 --> 00:13:50,331 [laughing maniacally] 391 00:13:50,365 --> 00:13:52,166 Oh. He's going down. 392 00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:53,768 All right, everybody back in the tank. 393 00:13:53,801 --> 00:13:56,169 If you need to pee, now's your chance. 394 00:13:56,203 --> 00:13:58,873 [loudly] I want you war-crazed lunatics... 395 00:13:58,905 --> 00:14:00,240 [softly] ...and Cheryl, 396 00:14:00,274 --> 00:14:02,308 [loudly] to unleash holy hell on that tower. 397 00:14:02,341 --> 00:14:04,379 Unleashing, sir. 398 00:14:04,412 --> 00:14:06,447 -[growling] -[tank cop screaming] 399 00:14:06,480 --> 00:14:08,849 [screaming] 400 00:14:08,883 --> 00:14:10,350 What the fuck! 401 00:14:10,384 --> 00:14:13,854 [all screaming] 402 00:14:13,888 --> 00:14:15,423 Uh. I hate to be a downer, 403 00:14:15,456 --> 00:14:18,692 but we are completely and utterly screwed. 404 00:14:18,725 --> 00:14:20,794 Oh, I wore that well. 405 00:14:20,827 --> 00:14:22,996 Hmm. Maybe I don't hate being a downer. 406 00:14:23,029 --> 00:14:25,799 Ooh, maybe I shouldn't feel so much pressure 407 00:14:25,799 --> 00:14:28,251 to put a positive spin on things. 408 00:14:30,071 --> 00:14:31,871 Well, I think we fucked up 409 00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:34,475 everyone that needed it. 410 00:14:34,508 --> 00:14:35,643 [spits] 411 00:14:35,676 --> 00:14:36,910 What is this weak-ass drink? 412 00:14:36,943 --> 00:14:38,312 This one of your jokes? 413 00:14:38,345 --> 00:14:39,447 It's 1:30, 414 00:14:39,480 --> 00:14:42,216 I'm not getting fucked up on a Wednesday. 415 00:14:42,216 --> 00:14:43,250 [yells] And by the way... 416 00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:44,851 why is Harley still alive? 417 00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:46,287 You said you took care of them! 418 00:14:46,321 --> 00:14:48,089 I threw 'em on top of a beanstalk. 419 00:14:48,121 --> 00:14:49,823 "Took care of" means kill them. 420 00:14:49,856 --> 00:14:51,759 Not beanstalk them! 421 00:14:51,792 --> 00:14:53,027 I was trying to kill them, 422 00:14:53,059 --> 00:14:55,129 just in a fun and cinematic way. 423 00:14:55,163 --> 00:14:57,331 That big-dicked giant kills everything. 424 00:14:57,364 --> 00:14:58,599 Apparently not! 425 00:14:58,631 --> 00:14:59,732 You joined me, 426 00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:01,101 because you said you wanted to be 427 00:15:01,134 --> 00:15:02,769 on the winning team. 428 00:15:02,769 --> 00:15:05,905 Well, we can't win until they're dead. 429 00:15:05,940 --> 00:15:09,243 Fine. I'll kill 'em normal. 430 00:15:09,277 --> 00:15:11,077 With the Justice League missing 431 00:15:11,111 --> 00:15:13,181 and no sign of Batman, 432 00:15:13,214 --> 00:15:17,317 we're all just pawns in the hands of a murderous psychopath. 433 00:15:17,350 --> 00:15:20,086 [inaudible] 434 00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:23,256 And what better hands to be in? 435 00:15:23,291 --> 00:15:25,225 They're firm, they're strong, 436 00:15:25,259 --> 00:15:27,865 and they're covered in soft, soft gloves. 437 00:15:27,898 --> 00:15:30,096 In other news, 438 00:15:30,130 --> 00:15:34,235 are hideous scars on your face actually awesome? 439 00:15:34,268 --> 00:15:35,436 And yet, they're only 440 00:15:35,470 --> 00:15:37,638 the second most evil news network. 441 00:15:37,671 --> 00:15:38,839 Right guys? 442 00:15:38,873 --> 00:15:40,240 -Anyone? -We gotta get those trees 443 00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:41,808 away from the tower so we can stop Joker. 444 00:15:41,808 --> 00:15:43,610 Perhaps, I could take on the role 445 00:15:43,644 --> 00:15:44,812 of an arborist 446 00:15:44,845 --> 00:15:47,715 and slowly trim them back to death. 447 00:15:47,748 --> 00:15:49,149 It could take years, 448 00:15:49,182 --> 00:15:51,618 but this green-thumbed plant enthusiast 449 00:15:51,652 --> 00:15:53,254 is up to the challenge! 450 00:15:53,287 --> 00:15:54,556 Yeah, okay, you know what, 451 00:15:54,589 --> 00:15:56,756 I'm gonna go and draw the trees away 452 00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:58,125 from the tower. 453 00:15:58,158 --> 00:16:00,527 Ive, be, uh, you know, careful and shit. 454 00:16:00,561 --> 00:16:02,696 You too. And shit. 455 00:16:02,730 --> 00:16:03,764 Come on, babe. 456 00:16:03,797 --> 00:16:06,933 Let's go mow that lawn. 457 00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:08,903 So this guy really does it for you? 458 00:16:08,936 --> 00:16:10,270 You know, one-on-one... 459 00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:11,772 [hesitantly] he... He... 460 00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:13,874 Uh... [sighs] 461 00:16:13,908 --> 00:16:16,277 Uh, fuck you, Psycho! I don't know. 462 00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:19,780 [soft happy music plays] 463 00:16:19,813 --> 00:16:21,081 [panting] 464 00:16:21,115 --> 00:16:22,316 Are you okay? 465 00:16:22,350 --> 00:16:24,618 Kite Man doesn't run a lot. [gasping] 466 00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:26,254 Uses kites, mostly. Phew! 467 00:16:26,288 --> 00:16:28,522 This water made the plants huge, 468 00:16:28,554 --> 00:16:30,124 and I am part plant. 469 00:16:30,124 --> 00:16:31,626 So, it could have the same effect on me. 470 00:16:31,626 --> 00:16:34,195 I know I can't stop you from doing this, 471 00:16:34,227 --> 00:16:35,462 so in case it kills you 472 00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:37,130 or gives you really bad diarrhea... 473 00:16:37,130 --> 00:16:38,768 -Um... -...I couldn't live with myself, 474 00:16:38,801 --> 00:16:41,067 -if I didn't ask you... -Wait, what are you... 475 00:16:41,067 --> 00:16:42,135 ...this special question. 476 00:16:42,169 --> 00:16:43,437 [Poison Ivy] Oh, dear. 477 00:16:43,471 --> 00:16:47,140 Will you do me the honor of making me... 478 00:16:47,174 --> 00:16:48,575 -Mr... -There's no box. 479 00:16:48,609 --> 00:16:50,409 ...Poison Ivy? 480 00:16:50,443 --> 00:16:53,615 Um... Uh... 481 00:16:53,648 --> 00:16:55,149 [stuttering] You know what, let's... 482 00:16:55,182 --> 00:16:56,317 Let's circle back on this? 483 00:16:56,350 --> 00:16:58,451 Just maybe after the apocalypse? 484 00:16:58,485 --> 00:16:59,687 Right? 485 00:16:59,720 --> 00:17:00,956 [kisses] 486 00:17:00,989 --> 00:17:02,655 [sighs softly] 487 00:17:02,690 --> 00:17:04,458 Not a no. 488 00:17:04,490 --> 00:17:06,141 Hell, yeah! 489 00:17:28,148 --> 00:17:29,584 All right, guys. 490 00:17:29,616 --> 00:17:31,051 Look, I know none of this is your fault. 491 00:17:31,085 --> 00:17:33,086 And I'm sorry for what I'm about to do. 492 00:17:33,119 --> 00:17:34,954 I promise I'll plant, like, so many of you 493 00:17:34,989 --> 00:17:36,057 once this is over. Okay? 494 00:17:36,089 --> 00:17:37,589 [growling] 495 00:17:42,461 --> 00:17:45,031 [groans] 496 00:17:45,066 --> 00:17:46,233 [grunts] 497 00:17:46,267 --> 00:17:48,367 [tree monster grunts] 498 00:17:48,402 --> 00:17:49,702 Sorry. 499 00:17:49,737 --> 00:17:51,872 [tree monster groans] 500 00:17:51,905 --> 00:17:54,441 [roars] 501 00:17:54,441 --> 00:17:55,375 Oh! 502 00:17:55,375 --> 00:17:57,077 God, it was just a kid. 503 00:17:57,111 --> 00:18:00,711 [tree monsters growling] 504 00:18:04,718 --> 00:18:09,289 [Harley] Come on! 505 00:18:09,323 --> 00:18:12,359 Got time for one last bedtime story? 506 00:18:12,393 --> 00:18:14,327 Why would you work for Joker? 507 00:18:14,362 --> 00:18:15,762 'Cause unlike you, 508 00:18:15,796 --> 00:18:18,132 he's a real evil sonovabitch. 509 00:18:18,164 --> 00:18:20,268 Well, I'm evil enough to bash your head in. 510 00:18:20,300 --> 00:18:24,651 Tell that shit to my grandma. 511 00:18:25,373 --> 00:18:28,909 My, what big eyes she has! 512 00:18:28,942 --> 00:18:31,178 [roaring] 513 00:18:31,178 --> 00:18:32,178 Wait a minute! 514 00:18:32,179 --> 00:18:34,181 That's no grandmother! 515 00:18:34,214 --> 00:18:37,951 [growling] 516 00:18:37,984 --> 00:18:39,987 [grunts] Sorry! 517 00:18:40,019 --> 00:18:41,888 Ah, sorry! 518 00:18:41,922 --> 00:18:43,122 [groans] 519 00:18:48,362 --> 00:18:49,430 [tree monster screeches] 520 00:18:49,463 --> 00:18:51,030 Ah, sorry for that too! 521 00:18:51,065 --> 00:18:55,602 [yelping] 522 00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:56,869 I have an idea! 523 00:18:56,903 --> 00:18:58,905 [roars] 524 00:18:58,939 --> 00:18:59,940 [gasps] 525 00:18:59,973 --> 00:19:01,174 Oy! Bubby, 526 00:19:01,208 --> 00:19:02,576 it is I, 527 00:19:02,608 --> 00:19:03,743 Grandfather Wolf. 528 00:19:03,777 --> 00:19:04,778 Okay. 529 00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:06,547 First, that's a male wolf... 530 00:19:06,547 --> 00:19:07,750 -[growling] -...dressed like an elderly 531 00:19:07,750 --> 00:19:09,250 human female. 532 00:19:09,282 --> 00:19:10,851 Second, why is your wolf Jewish? 533 00:19:10,884 --> 00:19:12,185 -I took a swing. -[growling] 534 00:19:12,219 --> 00:19:16,722 Stop with this meshugenah nonsense! 535 00:19:16,757 --> 00:19:18,125 [screams] 536 00:19:18,159 --> 00:19:20,861 -[screaming] -I'll handle this. 537 00:19:20,894 --> 00:19:23,063 [wolf grunts] 538 00:19:23,096 --> 00:19:24,964 [growling] 539 00:19:24,999 --> 00:19:26,066 -[grunts] -[growls] 540 00:19:26,099 --> 00:19:27,201 Ow! 541 00:19:27,233 --> 00:19:28,769 Oh! Argh! 542 00:19:28,801 --> 00:19:30,505 [screaming] 543 00:19:30,538 --> 00:19:33,207 -[snarling] -[grunts] 544 00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:34,709 We're back on top. 545 00:19:34,741 --> 00:19:37,310 No more sucking dick under bridges for you. 546 00:19:37,345 --> 00:19:41,714 Well, I mean, unless you're into that shit. 547 00:19:41,714 --> 00:19:42,682 Come here. 548 00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:44,018 Good boy, Grandma. 549 00:19:44,050 --> 00:19:45,385 Took you long enough. 550 00:19:45,419 --> 00:19:47,253 Did you bring Mama Harley's head? 551 00:19:47,288 --> 00:19:51,791 Let me see the head! 552 00:19:51,825 --> 00:19:53,924 Hiya, Queenie. 553 00:19:57,763 --> 00:19:58,798 Hmm. Props. 554 00:19:58,832 --> 00:20:01,868 [grunts] 555 00:20:01,902 --> 00:20:04,271 Ah, shit... 556 00:20:04,305 --> 00:20:05,707 Oh, my god! 557 00:20:05,740 --> 00:20:07,642 I did not know her head would pop off. 558 00:20:07,674 --> 00:20:10,510 How did you manage to hollow out the innards of that beast? 559 00:20:10,545 --> 00:20:12,614 Well, a lot of people ask me 560 00:20:12,646 --> 00:20:15,784 who would win between a wolf and a shark. 561 00:20:15,817 --> 00:20:17,319 It's a shark. 562 00:20:17,353 --> 00:20:21,654 [menacing music plays] 563 00:20:21,688 --> 00:20:23,156 [Dr. Psycho] Wow! 564 00:20:23,190 --> 00:20:24,424 Okay. 565 00:20:24,459 --> 00:20:26,990 -Hey. -Whoa! Ive! You look great. 566 00:20:26,990 --> 00:20:27,990 Oh. You think? 567 00:20:27,990 --> 00:20:29,130 I didn't go too big or... 568 00:20:29,163 --> 00:20:30,632 No way. you're pulling it off! 569 00:20:30,632 --> 00:20:32,199 I mean, honestly, you could've gone bigger. 570 00:20:32,199 --> 00:20:33,433 -Really? -Thirty bucks 571 00:20:33,468 --> 00:20:35,737 if you put me in your pocket. 572 00:20:35,769 --> 00:20:37,805 What? I got a type! You knew this. 573 00:20:37,837 --> 00:20:39,940 [roaring] 574 00:20:39,940 --> 00:20:40,940 [Harley screams] 575 00:20:40,941 --> 00:20:43,310 [growling] 576 00:20:43,344 --> 00:20:46,546 [Poison Ivy] Ahhh! 577 00:20:46,546 --> 00:20:47,448 [grunts] 578 00:20:47,448 --> 00:20:48,549 -[screaming] -Gotcha! 579 00:20:48,584 --> 00:20:50,417 Thanks, Ive! 580 00:20:50,451 --> 00:20:51,884 Wow. You risked your life 581 00:20:51,884 --> 00:20:53,421 and killed trees for us. 582 00:20:53,421 --> 00:20:55,423 And I thought you didn't love anything more than trees. 583 00:20:55,423 --> 00:20:56,657 Yeah, well, you know, 584 00:20:56,691 --> 00:20:58,992 I guess there are a handful of exceptions. 585 00:20:59,026 --> 00:21:00,227 I'm so sorry. 586 00:21:00,260 --> 00:21:01,496 I'm not great at having people 587 00:21:01,528 --> 00:21:03,297 who are actually good to me in my life. 588 00:21:03,330 --> 00:21:05,065 Same. Most people are trash. 589 00:21:05,098 --> 00:21:06,567 I promise I'll do better, 590 00:21:06,601 --> 00:21:09,135 if you're willing' to give me a shot. 591 00:21:09,170 --> 00:21:10,203 [inhales] 592 00:21:10,237 --> 00:21:11,271 Wouldn't it be messed up 593 00:21:11,271 --> 00:21:12,339 if I ate you right now? 594 00:21:12,373 --> 00:21:15,844 [both laughing] 595 00:21:15,844 --> 00:21:16,844 [metal whooshes] 596 00:21:16,844 --> 00:21:17,877 [groans] 597 00:21:17,911 --> 00:21:20,913 [gasps] Ive! 598 00:21:20,948 --> 00:21:23,798 [laughs maniacally] 599 00:21:31,625 --> 00:21:32,893 [groans] 600 00:21:32,925 --> 00:21:33,976 [moans] 601 00:21:38,932 --> 00:21:40,134 Keep your eyes open, Ive! 602 00:21:40,166 --> 00:21:41,501 Don't leave me! 603 00:21:41,536 --> 00:21:44,038 We still got so much ass kicking' to do! 604 00:21:44,070 --> 00:21:46,207 [breathless] Harley... 605 00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:47,606 I can't... 606 00:21:47,641 --> 00:21:48,842 [gasps] 607 00:21:48,875 --> 00:21:50,675 [shuddering] 608 00:21:59,886 --> 00:22:02,788 [sobbing] 609 00:22:02,823 --> 00:22:05,925 [cackling] Oops. 610 00:22:05,959 --> 00:22:07,094 [screams] 611 00:22:07,126 --> 00:22:10,876 [Joker laughs maniacally] 612 00:22:15,035 --> 00:22:18,934 [Joker continues to laugh] 613 00:22:24,978 --> 00:22:27,080 [sad music playing]