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When Mayor Joker
disbanded the police

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and launched me
into forced retirement,

3
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I didn't know
what I was gonna do.

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From the ashes
that are my career,

5
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a fiery,
bosomy phoenix has risen.

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And that phoenix
is you, Barbara,

7
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Ooh, I can't wait
to make love to you

8
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for the first time in 20 years.

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[cell phone vibrating]

10
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I should just see who this is.

11
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-Yello?
-Hey, it's Nora Freeze,
nee Jacobsen,

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executive assistant to the CEO
of the Legion of Doom.

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-Charmed, I'm sure.
-Un-charmed.

14
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-What do you want?
-Well, the LOD needs
a security guard,

15
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and I found your resume taped
to a dartboard at Noonan's.

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So you want the job?

17
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Yes! I accept. [chuckles]

18
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Oh, my God. Thank you.

19
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I was going crazy
in retirement.

20
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Passionate lovemaking
with the woman of my dreams

21
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is too much pressure
for this ol' sack.

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-What's going on, baby?
-Duty calls, mon cherie.

23
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-Whoo-hoo!
-[engine starts]

24
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Jimmy G's back, baby.

25
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How am I supposed
to get down from here?

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[sighs] Oh, Barbara.

27
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[theme music playing]

28
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-[thuds]
-[Nightwing] Ow!

29
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Remember this binder
from when we fought
the CleggBnB guest?

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Man, that was amazing.

31
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I mean, look, it still has
some of Yonas's pubes on it.

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-[chuckling]
-Harley, maybe focus
on the mission.

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I was thinking that too.

34
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Wait. Where are you guys'
friendship bracelets?

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[Nightwing]
We're not wearing them
because we're not friends.

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We're just super people
who fight crime together.

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[grunting]

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Of course we're friends!

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[yelps] Just like my old crew.

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Batgirl, you're King Shark.

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Robin, you're Psycho.

42
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Uh. [grunts] And Nightwing,
[grunts] you are Clayface,

43
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because of what
a drama queen you are.

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Stop talking
while we're fighting.

45
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See, such a Clayface.

46
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[crook grunts]

47
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[Harley grunts]

48
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Ya!

49
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I never realized
how bad my night vision was

50
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until I started sneaking around
in the shadows with you.

51
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[gasps] It does explain
why I went down
on Ivy's armpit.

52
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-Meh, she still got there.
-Harley, watch out!

53
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-[crook growls]
-[Harley grunting]

54
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-Ooh!
-Dude, watch
where you're going!

55
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Okay, okay.
I see what's going on.

56
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You haven't let me
into your hearts
because my eyes suck.

57
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Don't boop my tummy!

58
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I'll protect you.

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[grunts]

60
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[groans]

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[Harley groans]

62
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The LASIK went great!

63
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Your night vision is now 20/20.

64
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Thank you
for the hero discount.

65
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I cannot wait
to surprise the Bat Family
with my new eyes.

66
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If they see how far
I'm willing to go
to be better,

67
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maybe they'll reciprocate
and wear my bracelet.

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Mmm-hmm.
We called your
emergency contact

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to pick you up,
but her assistant said
she was unavailable.

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She also said
parting my hair like this
makes me look matronly.

71
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But she couldn't see me, right?

72
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Ugh, yeah. Nora.
Let me try, Ivy.

73
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Call Soulmate Peach Emoji

74
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-Sweat Droplets Emoji
Devil Horn Smile.
-[dialing]

75
00:03:02,474 --> 00:03:04,642
Hi, you've reached Ivy.
Leave a message.

76
00:03:04,768 --> 00:03:06,478
But just remember,
this could've been a text.

77
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Oh, she must be stuck
in Moon customs.

78
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Is there anyone else
we could call?

79
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Yeah, I got a list
a mile fucking long.

80
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-Where are you?
-I'm at the doctor.

81
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Guess what kind.

82
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Okay. That was
fucking rude, even for him.

83
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But, uh, that's fine.
I'll just call the earl
of twirl, Batgirl!

84
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Harley. I'm so happy
to hear from you.

85
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I'm having quite
the time getting to Italy.

86
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Sir, we'll ask you
one more time.

87
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Why won't you
take off your mask?

88
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Yeah. I didn't actually mean
to call you. I gotta go.

89
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Don't hang up.

90
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I need you
to tell Nora that...
Goddamn it!

91
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-[Harley snoring]
-[lounge music playing]

92
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[Supergirl] You better find
someone else to pick you up,

93
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or else we'll be forced
to reverse the surgery
so you can get home yourself.

94
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Okay, I'm trying. I'm trying

95
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[ringing]

96
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I've been abandoned!

97
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[people cheering
and applauding]

98
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There's the woman
who conquered the Moon.

99
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Saw you with Steppenwolf.

100
00:04:03,493 --> 00:04:05,412
-Big ups.
-This is from Talia Al Ghul.

101
00:04:05,537 --> 00:04:09,249
Aw, this pretzel gun
is so realistic.

102
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Look at that.

103
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The bullets are cookies.

104
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So while I was gone,
what'd I miss?

105
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I don't know. I thought
when you were off, I was off.

106
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Hey, careful where
you shoot those guns.

107
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They kill the waistline.

108
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-[laughing]
-Oh, Lex. You look very taut.

109
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Your hair looks spiky,

110
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and your cheeks are
very high up.

111
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-Get over here, girly
-Hmm?

112
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You killed it
at the conference.

113
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Really? Because
you seemed a little mad

114
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when you screamed at everyone
to get off your moon.

115
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Oh, sudden rage is
a side effect of forcing
my body to accept falcon DNA.

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I came here to help
bring you to the next level.

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I'm gifting you my PR team.

118
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The Jons.

119
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They're the best in the biz.

120
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Thank you, Lex.
That's very generous.

121
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And also for you guys,

122
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love how all of your shoes

123
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are a slightly different
shade of brown.

124
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Gasp! They're chestnut.

125
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-Teak.
-Taupe.

126
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Milk chocolate,
but the European kind.

127
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I really don't think
I need a PR team.

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The work speaks for itself.

129
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-Ring, ring, ring, ring.
-Uh, hello? Delusion.

130
00:05:03,511 --> 00:05:05,096
Girl, how'd you get
this number?

131
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Excuse me, Ivy, It's for you.

132
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Now that I've introduced you
to redshirt guy, computer dude,

133
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and guy who doesn't know
I hate him.

134
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-Hey!
-I can show you
the best part of the office

135
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because it's where
I need to go
to refill my coffee.

136
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Great to be back in an office.

137
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Sure, it's a bad guy HQ,

138
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but a paycheck,
no matter who signs it

139
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is the most fulfilling thing
a man can have in his life.

140
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Ooh, what are
all these gadgets?

141
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Junk that LexCorp makes.

142
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Sentient paper shredder,
black hole generator.

143
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That's either a microwave oven
or a cloning device.

144
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Uh, who are they?

145
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[Nora] Uh, those are
Ivy's mentees.

146
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You got the rocks one,

147
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the fire one,

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and the little swampy one.

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-Well, I'll be damned.
-Get your elbow off that.

150
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[Gordon] Oh, that was me,
wasn't it?

151
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[energy whirrs and stops]

152
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Hey, one bag a day.

153
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Don't think you're getting
any special treatment

154
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just 'cause
I boinked your bog dad!

155
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Stop bringing that up!

156
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All right,
so you guys are a team now,

157
00:06:02,487 --> 00:06:04,823
and teams deserve names.

158
00:06:04,948 --> 00:06:07,534
And also, sorry about
the shirts having
a basketball on them.

159
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I just really couldn't
figure out how to make 'em
without a template. So...

160
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I got the one
with the order number sticker.

161
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It is time for you guys
to make your big public debut.

162
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So what ideas have
you been kicking around?

163
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-Go.
-There's a network
of dormant volcanoes

164
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beneath Gotham
that I want to activate.

165
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We could toss in
pervy celebrities

166
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for a photo op.

167
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Earthquake bingo.

168
00:06:28,179 --> 00:06:32,808
-Um, okay.
Can you elaborate on that?
-No.

169
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Um, I've been working
on my access to the red,

170
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the force that connects
all animal life.

171
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I want to repopulate
the sharks in Gotham Bay,

172
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restoring balance
to the sea life

173
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and ruining
everyone's summer. [chuckles]

174
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I love these ideas.

175
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Okay, so we need
to find a new way

176
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to weave these ideas together

177
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so it represents
all of you as a team.

178
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-Let's go ahead.
-Emergency. Code everything.

179
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Hey. Whoa. Hi.
What's the emergency?

180
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What? Are you crazy?
That's me to know.

181
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Now move your ass,
you leggy bitch!

182
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Uh, okay.
Let's keep discussing this.

183
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I'll circle back to it later.

184
00:07:01,713 --> 00:07:04,132
Proud of you. Slay you, horse.

185
00:07:04,215 --> 00:07:05,550
[laughing] Okay.

186
00:07:05,633 --> 00:07:07,886
I'm sorry. That's...
I... I just apologize.

187
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The high energy sincerity
doesn't come naturally to me,

188
00:07:10,221 --> 00:07:12,140
but I'm doing
the best I can. Bye.

189
00:07:12,223 --> 00:07:13,516
[man breathing heavily]

190
00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:15,560
Oh, thank God
you're here. [chuckles]

191
00:07:15,643 --> 00:07:16,895
-Please take her home.
-[monitor beeping]

192
00:07:17,020 --> 00:07:19,189
-[man breathing heavily]
-Babs! Finally, I...

193
00:07:19,272 --> 00:07:20,607
Wait, wait. Who are you?

194
00:07:20,732 --> 00:07:22,359
I'm Alysia. Babs's roommate.

195
00:07:22,442 --> 00:07:24,277
Babs has a roommate?

196
00:07:24,402 --> 00:07:26,613
[man gasps]

197
00:07:26,738 --> 00:07:29,991
I never thought
when I saw 17 desperate
texts and voicemails

198
00:07:30,075 --> 00:07:34,120
from Swim Team Harley
on Babs's phone
it'd be the Harley Quinn.

199
00:07:34,245 --> 00:07:36,414
Ugh, if this was a year ago,
I'd be losing my mind.

200
00:07:36,498 --> 00:07:38,832
You used to be
this totally kick ass,
queer villain,

201
00:07:38,917 --> 00:07:40,835
and now you're
in the Bat Family.

202
00:07:40,919 --> 00:07:42,671
-I used to look up to you.
-Really?

203
00:07:42,754 --> 00:07:46,299
I have a framed photo
of you killing a guy
with an acai bowl.

204
00:07:46,424 --> 00:07:48,093
You were always so you.

205
00:07:48,176 --> 00:07:50,095
It really helped me
while I was transitioning.

206
00:07:50,220 --> 00:07:52,263
Hey. Hey.
I'm the one who should be
disappointed here.

207
00:07:52,347 --> 00:07:54,224
-Okay? Where's Babs?
-Babs will be back.

208
00:07:54,307 --> 00:07:56,601
She's always disappearing
for a day or two at a time.

209
00:07:56,685 --> 00:07:57,686
-Promise?
-Yep.

210
00:07:57,769 --> 00:07:58,645
Where am I taking you?

211
00:07:58,770 --> 00:08:00,105
To the Gotham Zoo.

212
00:08:00,188 --> 00:08:03,191
I need some help
from a couple of old friends.

213
00:08:03,274 --> 00:08:06,986
-[hyenas chittering]
-Uh, Batgirl, Nightwing,

214
00:08:07,112 --> 00:08:10,281
-Robin!
-What took you so long?

215
00:08:10,365 --> 00:08:12,450
Meet two
special friends of mine.

216
00:08:12,575 --> 00:08:14,911
My new and improved eyeballs.

217
00:08:14,994 --> 00:08:16,996
These peepers can
now fight crime
any time of day.

218
00:08:17,122 --> 00:08:19,624
Sunrise, sunset, magic hour,
witching hour, happy hour.

219
00:08:19,749 --> 00:08:21,459
Batgirl is missing.

220
00:08:21,543 --> 00:08:22,544
[Harley gasps]

221
00:08:22,627 --> 00:08:23,753
Okay, what's the emergency?

222
00:08:23,837 --> 00:08:25,422
It's you.
You're a PR disaster.

223
00:08:25,505 --> 00:08:28,717
What are you talking about?
I was a huge hit on the moon.

224
00:08:28,800 --> 00:08:30,844
I mean, look at all these
congratulatory gifts.

225
00:08:30,969 --> 00:08:33,722
Someone sent me
a contagion in an orchid.

226
00:08:33,804 --> 00:08:34,806
So what? Who cares?

227
00:08:34,931 --> 00:08:36,140
Villains are already your base.

228
00:08:36,224 --> 00:08:37,558
What about
the rest of the world?

229
00:08:37,642 --> 00:08:38,977
You said
you like your coffee black.

230
00:08:39,102 --> 00:08:40,812
Honey, you just lost
the almond milk market.

231
00:08:40,937 --> 00:08:43,023
Oh, my God.
Look what Tom Colicchio
just posted.

232
00:08:43,148 --> 00:08:44,983
Wait, Tom Colicchio said
something about me

233
00:08:45,108 --> 00:08:45,942
No, about steak.

234
00:08:46,026 --> 00:08:47,110
But he should be
talking about you

235
00:08:47,193 --> 00:08:49,195
and your
deliciously evil plans.

236
00:08:49,320 --> 00:08:50,822
Don't worry, we're here
to help you, but we need
to start right away.

237
00:08:50,947 --> 00:08:52,449
You haven't posted since 2017

238
00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:53,742
when you said
"I want a bagel."

239
00:08:53,825 --> 00:08:55,869
It was for
a free bagel contest.

240
00:08:55,994 --> 00:08:57,370
That you didn't even win.

241
00:08:57,495 --> 00:08:58,872
You know what would
make you a winner? New hair.

242
00:08:58,997 --> 00:09:00,623
-Would you wear a wig?
-A big one.

243
00:09:00,707 --> 00:09:02,625
How attached are you
to the top 10 layers
of your skin.

244
00:09:02,709 --> 00:09:05,378
Guys, loving getting
my appearance critiqued,

245
00:09:05,503 --> 00:09:06,838
but gotta get back to work.

246
00:09:06,963 --> 00:09:08,590
You interrupted me
while I was with my mentees.

247
00:09:08,673 --> 00:09:10,342
Yes. Plural. I got three.

248
00:09:10,425 --> 00:09:12,052
Influencing
the next generation is
totes crucial, babe,

249
00:09:12,177 --> 00:09:14,763
but three people
isn't a good use of your time.

250
00:09:14,846 --> 00:09:16,514
Imagine mentoring
three billion people.

251
00:09:16,639 --> 00:09:19,059
B... Billion? Like with a B?

252
00:09:19,142 --> 00:09:22,354
-All you have to do is
a few small things.
-Teeny, tiny things.

253
00:09:22,479 --> 00:09:24,439
Like throwing out
the first pitch
at a Gotham Knights game.

254
00:09:24,522 --> 00:09:26,524
And a call with Lorne Michaels
about hosting SNL.

255
00:09:26,608 --> 00:09:29,110
All the white 14-year-olds
who watch it will love you.

256
00:09:29,194 --> 00:09:31,029
You deserve to be
up on a pedestal.

257
00:09:31,112 --> 00:09:33,698
The lights shining down on you,
searing your retinas.

258
00:09:33,782 --> 00:09:36,034
Everyone listening
to what you have to say.

259
00:09:36,117 --> 00:09:37,660
-[camera shutter clicks]
-[Poison Ivy chuckles]

260
00:09:37,744 --> 00:09:39,245
-Okay, now a little riskier.
-[Poison Ivy] Ah!

261
00:09:39,371 --> 00:09:40,580
Yep. Get into it.

262
00:09:40,705 --> 00:09:41,873
Smile with your hair,
not your teeth.

263
00:09:41,956 --> 00:09:43,540
Give us passionate,
but carefree,

264
00:09:43,625 --> 00:09:46,086
like you just won
a bagel contest.

265
00:09:46,211 --> 00:09:48,004
-Yes. Okay. Yeah.
-[Jon 2] Yes, love it.

266
00:09:48,088 --> 00:09:50,090
-Choke me, Daddy.
-Strike a pose
that'll sing in marble.

267
00:09:52,217 --> 00:09:53,885
Guys, this is super fun.

268
00:09:54,010 --> 00:09:56,388
And wearing gold underwear
has definitely made me more,

269
00:09:56,471 --> 00:09:59,057
I guess, confident.
But are you sure that,

270
00:09:59,140 --> 00:10:01,976
like a statue of me
isn't too much too soon?

271
00:10:02,060 --> 00:10:03,728
-[Jons] No, no, no.
-Look at Santa Claus.

272
00:10:03,812 --> 00:10:05,230
That pasty bitch is everywhere.

273
00:10:05,313 --> 00:10:06,690
Do you think his fans
feel like it's "too much?"

274
00:10:06,773 --> 00:10:08,233
And check out the favorables.

275
00:10:08,358 --> 00:10:10,151
Statues are incredibly popular
with our target demo.

276
00:10:10,235 --> 00:10:11,736
Uh, who? Everyone.

277
00:10:11,861 --> 00:10:13,738
Unless, I don't know,
you don't believe
in science, and data,

278
00:10:13,822 --> 00:10:16,741
and professionals,
who've been doing this
for 5,000 years.

279
00:10:16,825 --> 00:10:18,618
I can't believe you got
cosmetic surgery,

280
00:10:18,743 --> 00:10:21,287
-when someone
is picking off the Bat Family,
-Ow!

281
00:10:21,413 --> 00:10:24,624
I've had an ingrown toenail
for six years,

282
00:10:24,749 --> 00:10:27,752
and I've never
even changed the bandage.

283
00:10:27,836 --> 00:10:29,379
Take a look. See?

284
00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:31,464
It's disgusting,

285
00:10:31,589 --> 00:10:33,008
Okay, Robin's not picked off.

286
00:10:33,091 --> 00:10:35,010
His mommy took him
to do poisons training.

287
00:10:35,093 --> 00:10:37,095
And I talked to Alysia,
Batgirl's roommate,

288
00:10:37,220 --> 00:10:39,597
she said she always disappears
for days at a time.

289
00:10:39,723 --> 00:10:41,683
Yeah, to be with us.

290
00:10:41,766 --> 00:10:43,476
Oh, fuck!

291
00:10:43,601 --> 00:10:44,853
-All right. What are
we gonna do?
-Oh, What are we gonna do?

292
00:10:44,936 --> 00:10:46,855
What are we go...
Huh? [screams]

293
00:10:46,938 --> 00:10:48,523
[hyenas growling]

294
00:10:48,606 --> 00:10:49,858
My book of clues!

295
00:10:49,941 --> 00:10:51,276
DId you put them up to this?

296
00:10:51,359 --> 00:10:52,736
Are you feeding Ivy info?

297
00:10:52,819 --> 00:10:56,948
I left a fucking pillow-top
Cali king and my one true love

298
00:10:57,073 --> 00:10:58,908
to live in this creepy mansion.

299
00:10:58,992 --> 00:11:02,412
I got my eyes done for you.
I am all in.

300
00:11:02,495 --> 00:11:04,122
Now, let's go find Batgirl.

301
00:11:04,205 --> 00:11:06,958
I'm gonna investigate alone
so I can actually be effective.

302
00:11:07,042 --> 00:11:08,626
-But we're family!
-No.

303
00:11:08,752 --> 00:11:11,504
No, no, no, no.
Me, Robin and Batgirl
are a family.

304
00:11:11,629 --> 00:11:14,299
You're just Harley.

305
00:11:14,424 --> 00:11:15,633
[sighs]

306
00:11:15,759 --> 00:11:17,844
[hyenas chittering]

307
00:11:17,969 --> 00:11:19,429
-Poison Ivy.
-[audience applauding]

308
00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:20,889
What brings you to Tawny today?

309
00:11:20,972 --> 00:11:23,308
Well, Tawny,
I'm just delighted to be here

310
00:11:23,391 --> 00:11:26,227
to talk about my socially
conscious evil campaign.

311
00:11:26,311 --> 00:11:27,395
That sounds great.

312
00:11:27,479 --> 00:11:30,148
But I heard you had
something else going on.

313
00:11:30,273 --> 00:11:32,984
Something not quite
set in stone.

314
00:11:33,109 --> 00:11:36,237
Oh, that. Um, I...
Well, I guess, yeah.

315
00:11:36,321 --> 00:11:39,282
In some ways, I'm here
to promote a statue.

316
00:11:39,366 --> 00:11:41,368
[cheering]

317
00:11:41,493 --> 00:11:42,827
Yeah, you are girl!

318
00:11:42,911 --> 00:11:44,245
[chuckles] We have an exclusive

319
00:11:44,329 --> 00:11:46,122
with the mold makers
who are going to reveal

320
00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:47,832
what brand of medical ointment

321
00:11:47,915 --> 00:11:50,377
they put on Ivy's lips
while that plaster dried.

322
00:11:50,502 --> 00:11:52,754
I think it was like
a mayo packet
from the bottom of my purse.

323
00:11:52,837 --> 00:11:53,922
-Mmm, mmm, mmm.
-[audience exclaims]

324
00:11:54,005 --> 00:11:55,674
You are so down to earth.

325
00:11:55,757 --> 00:11:57,676
Literally, throw those vines!

326
00:11:57,801 --> 00:11:59,260
Mmm-hmm.

327
00:11:59,344 --> 00:12:00,428
Oh. [clears throat]

328
00:12:01,429 --> 00:12:02,681
[cheering]

329
00:12:02,764 --> 00:12:04,474
All right, all right, y'all.
Settle down, settle down.

330
00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:07,852
[chuckling] The moment
we've all been waiting for.

331
00:12:07,977 --> 00:12:12,732
The world premiere
of Statue Cam.

332
00:12:12,857 --> 00:12:15,318
[all cheering] Statue Cam!
Statue Cam!

333
00:12:15,402 --> 00:12:16,653
Hey, Tawny. Just sidebar.

334
00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:18,530
Do people really care
about like a block of stone

335
00:12:18,613 --> 00:12:20,657
and three dudes
just wearing Carhartt jackets?

336
00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:23,034
It's like they're not
even wearing them
in like a cool, gay way.

337
00:12:23,159 --> 00:12:24,744
They're wearing them
in like a Boston way.

338
00:12:24,869 --> 00:12:26,955
Incredible!

339
00:12:27,038 --> 00:12:28,957
And when we come back,
one lucky audience member

340
00:12:29,040 --> 00:12:31,459
is going to go home
with a bag of dust

341
00:12:31,543 --> 00:12:33,336
from the statue herself.

342
00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:36,172
[audience cheering]

343
00:12:40,802 --> 00:12:42,012
Nightwing,
what are you doing there?

344
00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:44,097
Oh, I was actually
just leaving.

345
00:12:44,222 --> 00:12:46,099
I got all the evidence I need.

346
00:12:46,224 --> 00:12:50,145
Have fun, though.
Cheering for
your evil girlfriend.

347
00:12:50,228 --> 00:12:52,105
You have fun
not being invited
to the green room

348
00:12:52,230 --> 00:12:54,566
and not getting
unlimited tiny water bottles.

349
00:12:54,649 --> 00:12:55,775
Harley, my love.

350
00:12:55,900 --> 00:12:57,402
Okay. I had no idea
you were coming,

351
00:12:57,527 --> 00:12:59,070
but did you
just see me out there?

352
00:12:59,154 --> 00:13:00,739
It was crazy.
People were, like, loving me.

353
00:13:00,864 --> 00:13:02,365
A man gave this to me.

354
00:13:02,449 --> 00:13:06,161
This is my favorite sandwich
from childhood.

355
00:13:06,244 --> 00:13:08,038
Hey, babe, that's awesome.

356
00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:11,416
Did you meet the parrot
that Tawny uses
to prank celebrities?

357
00:13:11,499 --> 00:13:12,500
I was about to.

358
00:13:12,584 --> 00:13:14,461
I know we said
we weren't gonna do this.

359
00:13:14,586 --> 00:13:17,255
But did one
of your LOD villains
kidnap Batgirl?

360
00:13:17,339 --> 00:13:19,758
Okay. Is that why you're here?
You're not here to support me?

361
00:13:19,883 --> 00:13:21,551
I am so happy for you!

362
00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:24,095
But I'm also investigating
the disappearance
of my coworker.

363
00:13:24,179 --> 00:13:25,847
You know I can't
help you with that.

364
00:13:25,930 --> 00:13:28,975
So, I'll tell you
what I can help you with,
which is swag bags.

365
00:13:29,100 --> 00:13:31,895
Ivy, heroes can't
accept payola. God!

366
00:13:31,978 --> 00:13:33,229
-[screams]
-[parrot shrieks]

367
00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:34,564
[squawks] Gotcha bitch!
Gotcha bitch!

368
00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:36,441
Gotcha bitch!
Gotcha bitch! [squawks]

369
00:13:36,566 --> 00:13:38,943
Oh, damn, Jeffrey.
You are good.

370
00:13:39,027 --> 00:13:41,112
Jeffrey, my angel.

371
00:13:41,196 --> 00:13:44,282
I'm gonna kill
whoever left this door open.

372
00:13:45,909 --> 00:13:48,119
[cars honking]

373
00:13:48,203 --> 00:13:50,163
-[Harley snoring]
-[door opens]

374
00:13:51,289 --> 00:13:52,790
-Oh, shit!
-[Harley gasps]

375
00:13:52,874 --> 00:13:53,875
-[hyenas chitter]
-Harley.

376
00:13:53,958 --> 00:13:55,627
What are you doing here?

377
00:13:55,710 --> 00:13:57,253
Babs is missing!
I was looking through
her stuff for clues

378
00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:59,047
and then laid down
for a very tiny...

379
00:14:00,131 --> 00:14:01,132
Eight-hour nap?

380
00:14:01,257 --> 00:14:02,634
Wait. She hasn't come back yet?

381
00:14:02,717 --> 00:14:04,344
Listen, I need help.
The only thing I found out

382
00:14:04,469 --> 00:14:05,762
from snooping is that
she doesn't own a vibrator.

383
00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:07,138
-Explains a lot.
-It makes sense.

384
00:14:07,263 --> 00:14:09,307
Well, I didn't want
to invade her privacy.

385
00:14:09,432 --> 00:14:12,310
But since you already
ransacked her room,
slept in her bed,

386
00:14:12,435 --> 00:14:15,814
and are wearing
her "Gordon Family
Reunion 2014" shirt,

387
00:14:15,897 --> 00:14:17,023
let's look at her phone.

388
00:14:17,148 --> 00:14:19,109
A charge
at Jill's Guns and Ammo?

389
00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:20,902
Babs hates guns and ammo.

390
00:14:20,985 --> 00:14:22,654
And it's all the way up
in the mountains,

391
00:14:22,737 --> 00:14:25,824
A classic kidnapping spot.
I have got to go save her.

392
00:14:25,907 --> 00:14:28,159
My swim team has
to respect me after that.

393
00:14:28,284 --> 00:14:30,995
These swim team dynamics
are insane.

394
00:14:31,079 --> 00:14:32,497
You should come with me.
Please come with me.

395
00:14:32,622 --> 00:14:34,165
You know Babs so well.

396
00:14:34,249 --> 00:14:35,667
Okay, but only
because you're
basically a cop now,

397
00:14:35,792 --> 00:14:38,712
and I don't want
any brown people getting hurt.

398
00:14:38,837 --> 00:14:40,171
Okay, ground breaking news.

399
00:14:40,255 --> 00:14:41,631
You're back in
with almond milk.

400
00:14:41,715 --> 00:14:43,174
It'll be great press
ahead of your book launch.

401
00:14:43,258 --> 00:14:44,676
Wait, what?
I didn't write a book.

402
00:14:44,801 --> 00:14:46,428
Oh, we wrote one or you.

403
00:14:46,511 --> 00:14:48,304
It's called Poison Thrivy:
From Zero to #GirlBossHero.

404
00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:51,516
You got blurbs
from Anti-Monitor
and Jonathan Franzen?

405
00:14:51,599 --> 00:14:53,518
It's already number one
on the Gotham Times
best seller list.

406
00:14:53,643 --> 00:14:55,020
So get signing, girl.

407
00:14:55,145 --> 00:14:56,271
This one's for Jason Lee.

408
00:14:56,354 --> 00:14:58,064
This one's
for Jennifer Jason Leigh.

409
00:14:58,189 --> 00:15:00,025
And this one's for
Samuel Jennifer Jason Lee.
There you go.

410
00:15:00,150 --> 00:15:01,317
Excuse me. I'm so sorry.

411
00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:03,111
Uh, did you
look at our new plan?

412
00:15:03,194 --> 00:15:05,363
Oh, shoot. I... not yet.

413
00:15:05,488 --> 00:15:07,741
I've been swamped,
uh, um... [grunts]

414
00:15:07,866 --> 00:15:10,326
Uh, oh, we were thinking,
since you've gotten so big,

415
00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:12,412
maybe our plans
should get bigger, too.

416
00:15:12,537 --> 00:15:14,581
Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.

417
00:15:14,706 --> 00:15:15,707
Uh, bigger.

418
00:15:15,832 --> 00:15:17,667
We could double the lava flow.

419
00:15:17,751 --> 00:15:20,962
If I force it into the ocean,
we could create
a whole new Gotham.

420
00:15:21,046 --> 00:15:22,797
It's like talking to a rock,

421
00:15:22,881 --> 00:15:26,551
if rocks were shitty listeners
with perfect complexions.

422
00:15:26,634 --> 00:15:30,805
-Let's go.
-All right, guys. Good talk.
Plan sounds great.

423
00:15:30,889 --> 00:15:32,390
-I'm back!
-Oh, hey!

424
00:15:32,474 --> 00:15:34,225
I didn't realize you were gone.
Where'd you go?

425
00:15:34,351 --> 00:15:35,727
I've been gone for three days.

426
00:15:35,852 --> 00:15:37,187
I was visiting my sick sister.

427
00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:39,564
She was either
over watered or underwatered.

428
00:15:39,647 --> 00:15:41,566
-They're running tests.
-Oh, thoughts and prayers.

429
00:15:41,649 --> 00:15:44,110
-Does she want a book?
-Sure. Sign it to Sally.

430
00:15:44,235 --> 00:15:45,320
Her name is Sally.

431
00:15:46,363 --> 00:15:47,947
You signed it to "Zazzy."

432
00:15:48,073 --> 00:15:49,616
I don't have
a sister named Zazzy.

433
00:15:49,741 --> 00:15:51,785
No one does. Damn it, Ivy.
What's going on with you?

434
00:15:51,910 --> 00:15:53,536
What's going on with me
is that I'm killing it.

435
00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:55,997
Really? 'Cause I barely
recognize you anymore,

436
00:15:56,081 --> 00:15:57,790
and not just because
of the incredible amount

437
00:15:57,915 --> 00:15:59,250
of brow liner you're wearing.

438
00:15:59,334 --> 00:16:01,503
What is that?
Electrical tape. Yeesh!

439
00:16:05,423 --> 00:16:08,093
What's up, dudes?
Wanna get drinks?
First round's on you.

440
00:16:08,218 --> 00:16:10,637
I may be old,
but I'm not old fashioned.

441
00:16:10,762 --> 00:16:12,138
I think women should pay.

442
00:16:12,263 --> 00:16:13,723
We're not all women, dude.

443
00:16:13,807 --> 00:16:17,644
Hmm? Well, I do not know
how to course correct.

444
00:16:17,769 --> 00:16:20,814
Well, I don't know how
to continue this conversation

445
00:16:20,939 --> 00:16:22,774
without making your face flat.

446
00:16:22,899 --> 00:16:24,609
I'm sick of this old mug, too.

447
00:16:24,734 --> 00:16:25,568
-[Gordon laughs]
-[spits]

448
00:16:26,194 --> 00:16:27,612
[Gordon screams]

449
00:16:27,737 --> 00:16:29,072
[all laughing]

450
00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:31,199
Didn't feel that
on my penis at all.

451
00:16:31,282 --> 00:16:33,284
It's been a long day.
We're all just heading home.

452
00:16:33,368 --> 00:16:38,123
Same. I'm now getting
into my not repossessed car
and driving to my house

453
00:16:38,248 --> 00:16:40,125
that I definitely
still live in.

454
00:16:40,250 --> 00:16:42,669
Walk, walk,
walk, walk, walking.

455
00:16:54,264 --> 00:16:56,808
[uplifting music playing]

456
00:16:56,933 --> 00:16:58,184
[Harley laughs]

457
00:17:00,812 --> 00:17:03,440
I can still see you.

458
00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:04,691
Wow.

459
00:17:04,816 --> 00:17:06,984
You're LASIK worked, honey.
You're incredible.

460
00:17:07,068 --> 00:17:10,530
Nightwing must be blown away
by everything you're doing
for the Bat Family.

461
00:17:10,655 --> 00:17:11,573
[screaming]

462
00:17:11,656 --> 00:17:12,574
Harley, wake up!

463
00:17:12,656 --> 00:17:14,159
[Harley screaming]

464
00:17:16,661 --> 00:17:18,663
[hyenas chittering]

465
00:17:18,747 --> 00:17:20,330
[wind howling]

466
00:17:20,415 --> 00:17:23,251
[shudders] We are
so close to saving Babs.

467
00:17:23,335 --> 00:17:25,627
Not stupid Dick Grayson,
the worst teammate ever.

468
00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:28,798
You know he wanted to swim
the 200-meter butterfly alone?

469
00:17:28,882 --> 00:17:30,383
You know what?
I think we should talk about

470
00:17:30,508 --> 00:17:32,761
your sleepwalking
and how it almost killed us.

471
00:17:32,844 --> 00:17:34,637
I used to do it too
before I came out.

472
00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:37,891
I was spending so much energy
repressing a part of myself.

473
00:17:38,016 --> 00:17:39,434
Could it be similar for you?

474
00:17:39,517 --> 00:17:42,604
No. No. Everyone knows
I'm gay bones for Ivy.

475
00:17:42,687 --> 00:17:44,689
Maybe repressing
your villain side.

476
00:17:46,191 --> 00:17:48,693
[ice villains laughing]

477
00:17:48,777 --> 00:17:50,195
Is that Captain Cold?

478
00:17:50,278 --> 00:17:51,863
[laughing]

479
00:17:51,946 --> 00:17:53,698
I can see at night!

480
00:17:53,782 --> 00:17:57,285
[gasps] Oh, my God.
Those ici-cunts took Babs.

481
00:17:57,869 --> 00:17:58,703
[grunting]

482
00:18:01,873 --> 00:18:03,291
Where is she?

483
00:18:03,375 --> 00:18:05,835
Who? We're just here
for our annual cold boys trip.

484
00:18:05,919 --> 00:18:07,003
[all cheering]

485
00:18:07,087 --> 00:18:09,130
Bullshit! Where is Babs?

486
00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:12,258
[grunting]

487
00:18:14,886 --> 00:18:15,720
Ha!

488
00:18:18,890 --> 00:18:19,724
[grunts]

489
00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:23,478
Ya!

490
00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:27,148
[chittering]

491
00:18:28,024 --> 00:18:28,858
[growls]

492
00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:37,534
[Harley grunts]

493
00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:41,454
Being cold is
not a personality.

494
00:18:41,579 --> 00:18:44,207
Yes, Vintage Harley.
Eat his eyes.

495
00:18:44,290 --> 00:18:45,750
-[Barbara] Harley?
-[Harley gasps]

496
00:18:45,834 --> 00:18:46,751
Babs?

497
00:18:46,876 --> 00:18:49,462
[hyenas chittering
and growling]

498
00:18:50,672 --> 00:18:51,631
[slurping]

499
00:18:53,758 --> 00:18:55,051
A statue of moi.

500
00:18:55,135 --> 00:18:56,761
It's about goddamn time.

501
00:18:56,886 --> 00:18:58,722
Where in the world
did they find a chisel

502
00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:01,433
sharp enough
to capture this
granite jawline?

503
00:19:01,558 --> 00:19:03,476
Ah, time to eat
your vegetables, Gordo.

504
00:19:03,601 --> 00:19:05,145
Come to...
Oh, my God.

505
00:19:05,270 --> 00:19:07,022
It's still cold,
and there's a hair on it.

506
00:19:07,105 --> 00:19:10,275
Yuck! Oh, that's okay.

507
00:19:10,358 --> 00:19:11,693
Just because
one potato is gone.

508
00:19:11,776 --> 00:19:14,404
Doesn't mean
you're... all alone.

509
00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:16,031
-[machine powers up]
-Wh... What the...

510
00:19:16,114 --> 00:19:19,451
-[machine powers down]
-Okay, Terra, you pranked me.

511
00:19:19,534 --> 00:19:22,787
Come on out, Volcana. Tefe.

512
00:19:22,871 --> 00:19:24,789
Well, joke's on you
because now I've got

513
00:19:24,873 --> 00:19:27,917
a second potato
and my life is full.

514
00:19:28,752 --> 00:19:30,462
[owl hooting]

515
00:19:30,587 --> 00:19:32,380
Can you still tell Dick
I saved you?

516
00:19:32,464 --> 00:19:33,798
[scoffs] She didn't
need saving.

517
00:19:33,882 --> 00:19:35,467
Though it is a better story
than me coming up

518
00:19:35,550 --> 00:19:37,969
to rescue my mom,
who was abandoned by my dad,

519
00:19:38,094 --> 00:19:39,471
and then my mom abandoning me

520
00:19:39,596 --> 00:19:41,306
to go party
with the ice villains.

521
00:19:42,349 --> 00:19:43,600
-You okay?
-Yeah.

522
00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:45,477
Sorry I didn't tell you.
I was in a hurry.

523
00:19:45,602 --> 00:19:47,604
I forgot my cell.
Then I got snowed in.

524
00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:50,398
Wait a minute.
What about the charges
to Jill's Guns and Ammo?

525
00:19:50,482 --> 00:19:52,442
Jills is the only
grocery store up here.

526
00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:54,652
[gasps] Jill makes
amazing quiche.

527
00:19:54,736 --> 00:19:56,946
-You want some?
-Finally, someone
offers me quiche.

528
00:19:57,030 --> 00:19:59,115
Whoever gets the slice
with the ammo in it

529
00:19:59,199 --> 00:20:00,909
gets good luck till first thaw.

530
00:20:00,992 --> 00:20:02,827
Mmm. You know,
Dick wouldn't even work
with me to find you.

531
00:20:02,952 --> 00:20:04,662
Are you really
surprised by that?

532
00:20:04,746 --> 00:20:07,040
I thought we were a family
who saved the world together

533
00:20:07,165 --> 00:20:09,209
by swimming
really fast laps.

534
00:20:09,334 --> 00:20:12,504
You can't force things
to fit the image
you had in your mind.

535
00:20:12,587 --> 00:20:15,382
But I gave up everything
to join the swim team.

536
00:20:15,507 --> 00:20:16,716
I wanted it to be perfect,

537
00:20:16,841 --> 00:20:19,511
like the 2014
Gordon family reunion.

538
00:20:19,594 --> 00:20:21,596
Okay. Did you not
hear what I said?

539
00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:24,516
My dad abandoned
my mom here,
and my mom asked me

540
00:20:24,599 --> 00:20:26,351
to look up, "Does lube freeze?"

541
00:20:26,476 --> 00:20:28,269
-Does it?
-[both] If it's water-based.

542
00:20:28,353 --> 00:20:29,979
[scoffs] Okay.
That's not the point.

543
00:20:30,063 --> 00:20:32,524
It takes more
than a fight with some
CleggBnB guests

544
00:20:32,607 --> 00:20:35,193
and a friendship bracelet
to become part of a family.

545
00:20:35,276 --> 00:20:36,528
Just give it some time.

546
00:20:36,653 --> 00:20:38,196
Are there any
party drugs in this cabin?

547
00:20:38,321 --> 00:20:41,366
-No.
-I'm gonna go see
what's up with the cold boys.

548
00:20:43,076 --> 00:20:46,746
-[drum roll playing]
-We are so excited
to usher in Revolution Ivy.

549
00:20:48,123 --> 00:20:49,874
[crowd gasps]

550
00:20:52,419 --> 00:20:54,713
I love it. I...
I know... I... I... I...

551
00:20:54,838 --> 00:20:56,214
-Wow!
-Stop the presses.

552
00:20:56,339 --> 00:20:57,716
Look what Tom Colicchio
just posted.

553
00:20:57,841 --> 00:20:59,551
"Ivy's statue
is giving me life!

554
00:20:59,634 --> 00:21:01,720
How do I become a part
of Socially Conscious Evil?

555
00:21:01,845 --> 00:21:04,055
Ivy, DM me, come judge,
an Elimination Challenge."

556
00:21:04,180 --> 00:21:05,056
[chuckles] Okay, That's good.

557
00:21:05,140 --> 00:21:06,182
Oh, my God.

558
00:21:06,266 --> 00:21:07,809
We went through with the plan.

559
00:21:07,892 --> 00:21:08,893
Thought you should know.

560
00:21:08,977 --> 00:21:10,812
Since you weren't there
to see it.

561
00:21:10,895 --> 00:21:14,691
-How'd it go?
-It was a disaster
and not the good kind.

562
00:21:14,774 --> 00:21:16,484
We could've used some guidance.

563
00:21:16,568 --> 00:21:18,653
But we can totally fix
what went wrong.

564
00:21:18,737 --> 00:21:21,364
Maybe tomorrow
we can all meet up
and discuss?

565
00:21:21,448 --> 00:21:23,616
Guys, hey, look.
I want to keep mentoring you.

566
00:21:23,742 --> 00:21:25,869
I do. But I... I have
a responsibility

567
00:21:25,952 --> 00:21:30,165
To try to reach the other
2.9997 billion people

568
00:21:30,248 --> 00:21:32,459
who also look up to me. Right?

569
00:21:32,584 --> 00:21:34,419
-Nice.
-Thank you so much.

570
00:21:34,502 --> 00:21:35,962
Ivy totes loves your support.

571
00:21:36,087 --> 00:21:37,130
-Here's a book
for you three to split.
-[grunts]

572
00:21:37,255 --> 00:21:39,090
Wow.

573
00:21:39,174 --> 00:21:41,593
Who wants to crouch
next to me, crouching next
to the crouching statue?

574
00:21:41,676 --> 00:21:42,761
-Hands up?
-[crowd cheering]

575
00:21:44,679 --> 00:21:47,223
-[crowd clamoring]
-[man] Validate me!

576
00:21:47,307 --> 00:21:48,850
[Harley shuddering]

577
00:21:50,435 --> 00:21:52,687
This is... This is so nice.

578
00:21:52,771 --> 00:21:54,606
My teeth are
chattering so hard,

579
00:21:54,731 --> 00:21:56,941
it's like I'm chewing
on cruise control.

580
00:21:57,067 --> 00:21:58,526
[gasps] Look!

581
00:21:58,610 --> 00:22:01,363
There's a fawn licking
morning dew drops off a leaf.

582
00:22:01,446 --> 00:22:02,989
-[clanks]
-Ow! Ammo.

583
00:22:03,114 --> 00:22:05,909
You're gonna have good luck
for the next 28 to 49 days.

584
00:22:05,992 --> 00:22:07,410
Should we get
the almanac and check?

585
00:22:07,494 --> 00:22:08,953
[gasps] Oh, my God!

586
00:22:09,079 --> 00:22:13,708
Nightwing's here. [gasps]
And he's wearing my bracelet.

587
00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:18,129
[both screaming]

588
00:22:20,799 --> 00:22:22,008
[theme music playing]