1
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[Harley] C'mon.
C'mon. C'mon.

2
00:00:20,855 --> 00:00:23,088
Oh, my God,
you piece of shit!

3
00:00:26,559 --> 00:00:28,189
Ugh, damn it!

4
00:00:28,189 --> 00:00:31,064
How is a girl suppose to
plan her takeover of Gotham

5
00:00:31,131 --> 00:00:33,265
[shouts] if she can't see
her kill board?

6
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It's only six people, Harls.
And two of them were dead
when you made this list.

7
00:00:36,235 --> 00:00:37,804
Well, I wanted to give
us a head start.

8
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Like when you put your own
money in the tip jar

9
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at the beginning of
your barista shift.

10
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Ah! Mazel! How'd ya
make all these candles?

11
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Definitely not with
the rendered fat of
dead zebras.

12
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Well, then I guess it
remains a mystery.

13
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Ugh. We need power!
We can't keep depending

14
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on runaway zoo animals
for Psycho to make
candles out of.

15
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I made hats, too.

16
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Gotham is a wasteland.
No one has reliable power.

17
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[Riddler] Riddle me this,

18
00:01:01,795 --> 00:01:03,597
what's the only
place in Gotham

19
00:01:03,664 --> 00:01:06,400
with a still-intact
power plant and
running water?

20
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Well, it's right here!
At Riddle U!

21
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Where the young and promising
can charge their cell phones

22
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and their brains.
Right, three girls?

23
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[together] Yes, Dean Riddler.

24
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Mmm. Now, that's clean water.

25
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That asshole's the
only one with power.

26
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We're gonna kill him next
and steal it for ourselves.

27
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Ive, hope you're
vaccinated for HPV

28
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'cause we're goin'
to college.

29
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[Poison Ivy] Harley,
you know we're too old

30
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to get the
HPV vaccine, right?

31
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[theme music playing]

32
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Okay, here's the plan.
We pretend to be coeds,

33
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sneak into Riddle U,
kill the Riddler,

34
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maybe go to a sick party,
and then we have all the power
and water to ourselves.

35
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Ooh! What are you
gonna charge first?

36
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I'm gonna blow dry my hair!

37
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-As an actor--
-Not an actor!

38
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I know a thing
or two about acting.

39
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To go undercover you must
become the cover.

40
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So much so that you can
no longer even remember
your true self.

41
00:02:06,358 --> 00:02:08,829
Like a young
Mr. Jonathan Depp in

42
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the television series
21 Jump Street,

43
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and a very old
Mr. Jonathan Depp

44
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in the feature film
21 Jump Street.

45
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Yeah, you're not coming with.

46
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I agree, Clayface shouldn't go

47
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but your boo...
Stephanie is mad-stoked

48
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to hook up with you
on the quad.

49
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-Oh, God...
-What up?

50
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It is I, Stephanie,

51
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a fun, yet bookish
transfer student
from Chico State.

52
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Yeah. Stephanie's
not going either.

53
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[chuckles] No, she's not.

54
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You, however, are going
to a padded room.

55
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You're way harsher
than the girls who drove
me out of Chico.

56
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I can't spill the deets
'cause of the impending
lawsuit, so...

57
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All right, Ive, are you
ready for all-night
study seshes,

58
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talkin' philosophy
and smokin' cloves,

59
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puttin' up any poster we
want in our dorm room! Ah!

60
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You know what, I do have
an Indigo Girls poster that
does need a wall.

61
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Oh, my God! All right,
while you two geriatric coeds

62
00:03:02,682 --> 00:03:04,062
are rediscovering yourselves,

63
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the rest of us are makin'
zebra candles and
chewin' on water!

64
00:03:07,653 --> 00:03:10,657
[gasps] So it was zebras...

65
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Oh! At least the mouse
is alive this time.

66
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-Oh.
-Oh, my God!

67
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I drank two quarts
of that shit.

68
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I fear we may not
survive until your return.

69
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Then you and Psycho find
a water filter. Great idea!

70
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Ive, hope you're vaccinated
for HPV 'cause we're goin'
to college!

71
00:03:25,605 --> 00:03:27,507
-Yeah. You said that already.
-I know,

72
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but when I said it
nobody knew the plan
so nobody laughed.

73
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[Poison Ivy] Sure.

74
00:03:38,284 --> 00:03:42,254
[crowd chanting] Let us in,
let us in, let us in!

75
00:03:43,423 --> 00:03:47,473
-[gunshot]
-[people scream]

76
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Put us down on that tower.

77
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Oh, if my girlfriend sees me

78
00:03:52,967 --> 00:03:55,435
hanging out with you
hot young coeds...

79
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-Ugh.
-...she's going to be
green with envy.

80
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Oh, my God, fuckin' gross.

81
00:04:00,507 --> 00:04:03,644
-I thought it was cute, babe.
-Nice.

82
00:04:03,710 --> 00:04:05,627
[Riddler] Morning, students.

83
00:04:05,627 --> 00:04:09,949
Riddle me this, what's
priceless but still
costs 60k a year?

84
00:04:10,016 --> 00:04:13,319
-Riddle U.
-It's better than Harvard.

85
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-[Riddler] Carry on.
-[microphone feedback]

86
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Pretty lazy riddle, but he
is right about Harvard sucking.

87
00:04:18,091 --> 00:04:20,560
...and that's was
Water Fountain 29
where you can get

88
00:04:20,627 --> 00:04:22,997
the best Riddler water
in all of new, New Gotham.

89
00:04:23,062 --> 00:04:24,932
Oh, my God,
it's so interesting.

90
00:04:24,999 --> 00:04:26,733
So, like, I have a question.

91
00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:28,449
Where is the
Riddler right now?

92
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I'm sorry. Were you two
on the tour when we started?

93
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I don't see your name tags.

94
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Oh, we told you at
the beginning of the tour

95
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that we were
definitely there for.

96
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I, of course, am
Heather Witherbee

97
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and this is my friend
Izziadora Staplebuntkin.

98
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Hmm. I feel like I would've
remembered such distinct names.

99
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Yes, yes. We do have
very distinct names, Heather.

100
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-It's chill, they're with me.
-Oh, thanks, Steph.

101
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Let's keep this train going.

102
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He actually showed up?
I'm gonna fuckin' kill him.

103
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I dunno, Harls, I mean, he/she
seems to be very popular.

104
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And you've got to admit,
like, Steph's really pulling
off her crop top.

105
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I mean, you never
really made it work.

106
00:05:01,401 --> 00:05:03,502
I know. I never know
what to pair it with.

107
00:05:06,773 --> 00:05:10,476
Well, that was a surprisingly
easy and delightful stroll

108
00:05:10,543 --> 00:05:12,512
across an apocalyptic
wasteland.

109
00:05:12,579 --> 00:05:13,579
Of course it was!

110
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Any idiot could've done it.

111
00:05:15,048 --> 00:05:16,716
I'm a brilliant telepath and

112
00:05:16,783 --> 00:05:18,350
my talents are being squandered

113
00:05:18,418 --> 00:05:19,952
on menial tasks like this.

114
00:05:20,019 --> 00:05:21,687
And you do stuff, too.

115
00:05:23,523 --> 00:05:24,858
Shit! There's still cops?

116
00:05:24,925 --> 00:05:26,660
-[cops] Stop right there!
-He did it!

117
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[gasps] Your treachery
knows no bounds!

118
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I'm not going to jail
for you or anybody!

119
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-Ah!
-[camel bellows]

120
00:05:35,435 --> 00:05:38,370
Dang. Back to the clink.

121
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This is Two-Face territory.

122
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Whaddaya say, boys!

123
00:05:42,742 --> 00:05:46,413
Howzabout we compose
'em a story on deez
Chicago typewriters?

124
00:05:46,478 --> 00:05:49,048
What the fuck is
dickhead Tracy talking about?

125
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Oh, it's one of them
old-timey phrases.

126
00:05:51,517 --> 00:05:53,954
-See, from a distance a
Tommy gun sounds like--
-[machine gun firing]

127
00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:55,100
-[screams]
-[camel bellows]

128
00:05:58,192 --> 00:05:59,927
Ah! Well, I'll be damned!

129
00:05:59,992 --> 00:06:02,129
It does sound like
a typewriter.

130
00:06:02,196 --> 00:06:05,665
And that is the last
of the 17 hedge mazes.

131
00:06:05,732 --> 00:06:09,435
Yeah, if we could just have
a follow-up question to
Heather's earlier question.

132
00:06:09,502 --> 00:06:11,670
Do you think you could
lead us to the Riddler

133
00:06:11,737 --> 00:06:14,406
so we can thank him
for letting us in
his university?

134
00:06:14,473 --> 00:06:16,944
[laughing] I mean...
It's not like we're
gonna kill him.

135
00:06:17,711 --> 00:06:19,446
[all laughing]

136
00:06:19,512 --> 00:06:21,648
He's a very busy man.
You never see him anywhere...

137
00:06:21,714 --> 00:06:25,017
and yet, he's everywhere.

138
00:06:25,084 --> 00:06:28,588
Uh, making sure that we
all have clean water and power.

139
00:06:28,654 --> 00:06:30,723
That concludes our tour.

140
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[girl over megaphone]
A bachelor's in
puzzles is not an education.

141
00:06:33,726 --> 00:06:35,762
Bring back a useful degree!

142
00:06:35,829 --> 00:06:40,466
One that guarantees gainful
employment like [grunt]
art history.

143
00:06:40,533 --> 00:06:42,069
What the hell was that?

144
00:06:42,136 --> 00:06:44,805
The Riddler's the only one
who asks questions around here!

145
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What? Everyone knows that.

146
00:06:46,906 --> 00:06:49,142
How long have you been here?
You know what? Never mind.

147
00:06:49,209 --> 00:06:52,045
-While you're here, will you--
-Join the theater department?

148
00:06:52,112 --> 00:06:54,548
-No.
-But if I already have?

149
00:06:54,613 --> 00:06:56,783
Just get intel on the
Riddler's whereabouts.

150
00:06:56,783 --> 00:06:58,918
Ivy and I are gonna do
some general snoopin' around.

151
00:06:58,918 --> 00:07:02,788
Fine. Can do.
Oh, Chad! Wait up!

152
00:07:04,925 --> 00:07:08,562
Wow, this place is huge.
Where do we even start
to look for Ridd--

153
00:07:08,562 --> 00:07:09,562
Oh, there he is.

154
00:07:12,031 --> 00:07:13,533
Riddle me this!

155
00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:14,935
-[grunts]
-[water splashing]

156
00:07:15,002 --> 00:07:16,870
You're about to die, bitch.

157
00:07:16,937 --> 00:07:18,771
[man crying out]

158
00:07:21,274 --> 00:07:25,112
[grunting]

159
00:07:25,178 --> 00:07:26,947
You're not Riddler.
Who the hell are you?

160
00:07:27,014 --> 00:07:30,884
I'm Jiminey Riddles...
The Riddle U mascot.

161
00:07:30,951 --> 00:07:33,019
Holy frick,
it's Harley Quinn?

162
00:07:35,055 --> 00:07:36,055
Shit!

163
00:07:41,161 --> 00:07:43,711
-Ha!
-[man gasps]

164
00:07:53,240 --> 00:07:55,975
Would you like to audition
for the a cappella club?

165
00:07:56,043 --> 00:07:58,879
Would you like to audition
for the cool a cappella club?

166
00:07:58,946 --> 00:08:00,579
You're not cooler
than us, Garrett!

167
00:08:00,646 --> 00:08:01,982
[screaming] Oh, shit!

168
00:08:02,048 --> 00:08:04,550
[both in sing-song] Shit!

169
00:08:07,053 --> 00:08:09,290
Argh!

170
00:08:09,355 --> 00:08:13,060
Yeah, I know. And I got made
by the surprisingly agile
tour guide.

171
00:08:13,060 --> 00:08:15,262
-So...
-Let's go kill a tour guide.

172
00:08:15,329 --> 00:08:16,629
Find the tour guide.

173
00:08:16,696 --> 00:08:18,665
Ugh. College Ivy is no fun!

174
00:08:22,701 --> 00:08:26,206
Hey, I just want to be clear.
I'm anti-forcefully entering

175
00:08:26,273 --> 00:08:29,576
the dorm room of a girl
who sure does not
want us in there.

176
00:08:29,642 --> 00:08:31,644
Under normal
circumstances, agree.

177
00:08:31,711 --> 00:08:36,711
But Ive, this is an
emergency procedure.

178
00:08:38,684 --> 00:08:40,019
[shrieks]

179
00:08:42,822 --> 00:08:44,825
-Ahh!
-Babs, don't shoot!

180
00:08:44,890 --> 00:08:46,994
Izziadora? You work
for Harley Quinn?

181
00:08:49,028 --> 00:08:50,596
Wait... Poison Ivy?

182
00:08:50,663 --> 00:08:52,698
You were gonna rat us
out to the Riddler!

183
00:08:52,765 --> 00:08:56,802
What? No! Heck. If anything,
I want someone to take
down the Riddler.

184
00:08:58,304 --> 00:09:01,674
Hey Waynebox.
Play "Party mix."
And turn it up.

185
00:09:01,740 --> 00:09:03,277
[upbeat music plays]

186
00:09:03,344 --> 00:09:06,245
Look, there's some
seriously terrible stuff

187
00:09:06,245 --> 00:09:08,782
that's been going on here
ever since Riddler took over.

188
00:09:08,782 --> 00:09:10,080
Like, what kinda stuff?

189
00:09:10,080 --> 00:09:12,652
Well, like, we used to have a
really good basketball team

190
00:09:12,652 --> 00:09:14,321
and all the best players
just disappeared.

191
00:09:14,321 --> 00:09:16,389
And let's just say, it wasn't
because they went pro.

192
00:09:16,389 --> 00:09:19,293
Okay? I mean, they were
good for Division II,
but you know--

193
00:09:19,360 --> 00:09:21,000
-What are you saying?
-I'm saying

194
00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:23,596
students are disappearing.
Riddler's behind it.

195
00:09:23,663 --> 00:09:26,232
And I wanna take him down...
If you don't kill me.

196
00:09:26,299 --> 00:09:28,869
Yeah, but how do we know
that the second we untie you,

197
00:09:28,869 --> 00:09:30,836
you're not gonna turn us
in to your dean?

198
00:09:30,903 --> 00:09:32,272
You'll just have to trust me.

199
00:09:32,272 --> 00:09:34,140
[Gordon] Fair warning,
I'm only wearing a towel.

200
00:09:34,140 --> 00:09:36,176
By the by, you're out
of lavender herbal essen--

201
00:09:36,243 --> 00:09:37,610
What the hell
is going on here?

202
00:09:37,677 --> 00:09:39,011
Waynebox! Turn down
"Party mix!"

203
00:09:39,078 --> 00:09:40,214
[music stops]

204
00:09:40,279 --> 00:09:41,847
-Hey, Dad...
-Who are these two

205
00:09:41,914 --> 00:09:43,682
and why is there a plant
wrapped around you?

206
00:09:43,750 --> 00:09:45,251
There's a lot
a suspicious things
going on here.

207
00:09:45,318 --> 00:09:48,955
-She's gonna turn us in!
-We're just... Vining, Dad.

208
00:09:48,955 --> 00:09:50,724
It's an Internet thing.
You wouldn't get it.

209
00:09:50,789 --> 00:09:52,859
[chuckles] Goddamn Internet.

210
00:09:52,926 --> 00:09:54,394
You ladies have fun.

211
00:09:54,394 --> 00:09:56,763
I just came out to get
another beer for the shower.

212
00:09:56,763 --> 00:09:58,030
[farts]

213
00:09:58,097 --> 00:10:00,033
Oopsie-daisy.

214
00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:02,769
So, Commissioner Gordon
is your dad

215
00:10:02,769 --> 00:10:05,306
and he lives with you
in this dorm room?

216
00:10:05,371 --> 00:10:07,908
[sighs] He snuck in before
the Riddler took over.

217
00:10:07,975 --> 00:10:09,676
-It's been a--
-[Gordon sobbing]

218
00:10:09,743 --> 00:10:13,013
...rough couple of months.
For both of us.

219
00:10:13,013 --> 00:10:15,014
I've been trying to track
the Riddler and he keeps

220
00:10:15,014 --> 00:10:16,649
coming back to this
one location

221
00:10:16,649 --> 00:10:18,985
There's something going on
in this fraternity house.

222
00:10:19,052 --> 00:10:21,600
I see people go in but
they never come out.

223
00:10:21,600 --> 00:10:23,256
Uh, how is that different
from a normal frat house?

224
00:10:23,256 --> 00:10:24,503
I don't know yet.

225
00:10:24,503 --> 00:10:26,759
But I have three wristbands
to a party there tonight.

226
00:10:26,826 --> 00:10:28,600
Hey, this is gonna
sound crazy,

227
00:10:28,600 --> 00:10:30,062
'cause you're supervillains
and all, but

228
00:10:30,062 --> 00:10:31,600
if you're past
the killing me thing,

229
00:10:31,600 --> 00:10:33,133
-maybe we can all go and--
-[Harley] Great. Thanks.

230
00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:37,004
Oh, come on! I had to chug
a beer to get those!

231
00:10:37,070 --> 00:10:38,404
I didn't like the
way it tasted!

232
00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:42,375
Or the way it made
me feel! Come back!

233
00:10:42,442 --> 00:10:44,410
So explain that "vining"
thing to me.

234
00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:46,279
Is it something you
and I could do?
Or would that be weird?

235
00:10:47,246 --> 00:10:49,283
That'd be weird.

236
00:10:49,350 --> 00:10:54,350
You got moxie but we got guns.
You're surrounded, see?

237
00:10:57,823 --> 00:11:00,027
How are we going
to get out of here?

238
00:11:01,361 --> 00:11:03,062
Ah, perfect!

239
00:11:03,129 --> 00:11:05,331
I can't reach the pedals
and you can't fit inside.

240
00:11:05,399 --> 00:11:08,902
[laughs] We're gonna make
a few modifications.

241
00:11:08,969 --> 00:11:10,303
[hammering and whooshing]

242
00:11:10,370 --> 00:11:15,370
Is it just me, or do yous
hear welding?

243
00:11:18,211 --> 00:11:22,149
[laughs] And you said
you didn't want the
long metal spike.

244
00:11:22,216 --> 00:11:24,451
Whoo-hoo! I can admit
when I'm wrong.

245
00:11:24,518 --> 00:11:26,952
Ha-ha! There's another one.
Get 'em!

246
00:11:27,019 --> 00:11:29,155
Do I like Chad? Yes.

247
00:11:29,222 --> 00:11:32,359
But I don't know if
I'm ready to be
"Chad's girlfriend."

248
00:11:32,426 --> 00:11:34,061
Why does he want
to rush to label it?

249
00:11:34,061 --> 00:11:35,495
How long did he give
you to decide?

250
00:11:35,562 --> 00:11:37,197
Just the weekend!
And I'm auditioning

251
00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:38,932
for Garrett's a cappella group.

252
00:11:38,932 --> 00:11:41,168
Ugh! That's still
the cool one, right?

253
00:11:41,235 --> 00:11:44,203
It's too much pressure!

254
00:11:44,270 --> 00:11:47,039
Hey Steph! Can we grab ya
for a second?

255
00:11:47,106 --> 00:11:48,841
We got some intel.

256
00:11:48,908 --> 00:11:51,945
So did I. Betsy Dunkhaven
has a crush on Ava Stein--

257
00:11:52,011 --> 00:11:54,081
absolutely hates
Hunter McMurray.

258
00:11:54,147 --> 00:11:57,750
Who could blame her?
Hunter's got areolas
the size of--

259
00:11:57,817 --> 00:11:58,851
...pancakes.

260
00:11:59,952 --> 00:12:01,754
They touch in the middle.

261
00:12:01,821 --> 00:12:04,024
We got some intel
about the Riddler.
He's inside.

262
00:12:04,091 --> 00:12:05,426
And we got wristbands.

263
00:12:05,491 --> 00:12:07,494
VIP, bitches.

264
00:12:07,561 --> 00:12:09,395
Holy shit!
How'd you get that?

265
00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:11,764
It pays to be chad's
"almost-girlfriend."

266
00:12:11,831 --> 00:12:13,734
[dance music playing]

267
00:12:17,571 --> 00:12:19,539
Ugh! Gross.

268
00:12:19,606 --> 00:12:24,110
Gross. And grosser.
Oh, Harley... [sighs]

269
00:12:24,110 --> 00:12:26,178
What? It's an ice luge.

270
00:12:26,178 --> 00:12:29,014
Ya know I can't resist
alcohol bein' poured
down an icy surface.

271
00:12:29,081 --> 00:12:30,384
No, I did not know that.

272
00:12:30,451 --> 00:12:32,385
Listen, Harls.
Game face, okay?

273
00:12:32,452 --> 00:12:34,421
We got to keep our
eyes out for the Riddler.

274
00:12:37,423 --> 00:12:38,991
I'm pretty sure that
was the Riddler.

275
00:12:38,991 --> 00:12:40,561
It might've just been
Jiminey Riddles.

276
00:12:40,561 --> 00:12:42,195
No no, that's Jiminey Riddles.

277
00:12:42,261 --> 00:12:44,230
The whole party is
a fundraiser to cover

278
00:12:44,298 --> 00:12:47,200
his medical bills for
the beating you gave him.

279
00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:48,568
I already donated.

280
00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:52,105
Oh, you're good, Steph.

281
00:12:52,172 --> 00:12:53,539
Sorry. VIP only.

282
00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:54,740
But we're with Steph.

283
00:12:54,740 --> 00:12:57,009
Do I look like I give
a shit? Gotta have
a VIP wristband.

284
00:12:57,076 --> 00:13:00,179
[sighs] All right, Stephanie.

285
00:13:00,246 --> 00:13:02,482
You go in, you look around,
you report back.

286
00:13:02,482 --> 00:13:04,100
Real simple peek n' speak.

287
00:13:04,100 --> 00:13:06,885
What if I run into Chad
and he asks me where we stand?

288
00:13:06,952 --> 00:13:09,255
I mean, sure,
he gave me the weekend,

289
00:13:09,322 --> 00:13:12,225
but it would be
awkward not to
talk about it.

290
00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:14,059
But if we did talk
about it...

291
00:13:14,126 --> 00:13:16,363
Oh, my God,
it'd be just as awkward!

292
00:13:16,429 --> 00:13:18,599
Ah! I'm being ripped apart!

293
00:13:18,666 --> 00:13:21,335
Ugh, I'm going to
text my counselor!

294
00:13:21,402 --> 00:13:23,571
Oh, my God! You're
a fucking clay monster.

295
00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:28,636
Forget about Chad for
five seconds and do
your goddamn job.

296
00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:39,253
The best thing about
chest hair, chip catcher.

297
00:13:39,253 --> 00:13:40,652
[crunches]

298
00:13:40,652 --> 00:13:43,222
That's not even from
the bag you're eat-- [sighs]

299
00:13:43,289 --> 00:13:44,500
Come on, Dad!

300
00:13:44,500 --> 00:13:46,364
We know the Riddler's
up to something in
that frat house!

301
00:13:46,364 --> 00:13:48,995
Now, put on your shirt and
let's go full swat on his ass.

302
00:13:49,062 --> 00:13:52,131
I don't do shirts anymore.
And I certainly don't swat.

303
00:13:52,131 --> 00:13:53,399
Now, if you'll excuse me.

304
00:13:53,399 --> 00:13:54,567
I have some
Kimmy Schmidt to binge.

305
00:13:54,567 --> 00:13:56,537
This school needs a champion!

306
00:13:56,604 --> 00:13:58,572
New, New Gotham needs a hero!

307
00:13:58,639 --> 00:14:01,073
No. This city needs
the Bat. I...

308
00:14:02,643 --> 00:14:04,592
need the Bat.

309
00:14:10,082 --> 00:14:11,552
[keys jingle]

310
00:14:12,918 --> 00:14:14,221
[door closes]

311
00:14:14,288 --> 00:14:15,623
[spitting]

312
00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:21,193
That's not a chip.

313
00:14:21,193 --> 00:14:22,995
Ugh. He's been in there
way too long.

314
00:14:23,062 --> 00:14:24,299
Let's just kill the bouncer.

315
00:14:24,299 --> 00:14:25,600
Yeah, but we don't want
to cause a scene.

316
00:14:27,301 --> 00:14:29,101
[people cheering]

317
00:14:29,168 --> 00:14:31,568
Watch this, Ive.

318
00:14:41,014 --> 00:14:43,484
[people screaming]

319
00:14:43,549 --> 00:14:44,600
[thuds]

320
00:14:54,094 --> 00:14:57,244
[electricity buzzing]

321
00:15:03,970 --> 00:15:06,440
Hey, girls.

322
00:15:06,506 --> 00:15:09,142
So, [panting]
I figured out how

323
00:15:09,208 --> 00:15:11,043
he's generating electricity.

324
00:15:11,110 --> 00:15:13,514
By inviting people
to fake frat parties,
kidnapping them,

325
00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:15,315
and forcing them to
run on hamster wheels,

326
00:15:15,381 --> 00:15:17,350
effectively turning them
into human batteries?

327
00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:20,620
Oh, wait. That makes
way more sense than
what I was thinking.

328
00:15:20,687 --> 00:15:22,989
-[electricity buzzing]
-[groans]

329
00:15:23,056 --> 00:15:26,426
Oh, my God, that hurt!
[panting]

330
00:15:26,493 --> 00:15:29,395
Well, what fortuitous timing.

331
00:15:29,462 --> 00:15:30,998
We just had two jobs open up.

332
00:15:35,034 --> 00:15:38,706
Congratulations, graduates.
Welcome to the workforce.

333
00:15:38,772 --> 00:15:40,374
Joke's on you, Riddler!

334
00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:42,743
-I don't do jokes... I do--
-Whatever.

335
00:15:42,809 --> 00:15:44,477
The point is you're in
for a surprise.

336
00:15:44,544 --> 00:15:47,080
'Cause we ain't beautiful,
young coeds.

337
00:15:47,147 --> 00:15:48,581
[grunting]

338
00:15:48,649 --> 00:15:51,618
We're beautiful,
regular-aged women.

339
00:15:51,684 --> 00:15:54,453
-That's right, Harley Quinn--
-Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy.

340
00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:57,758
I Know! Gee, I wonder
what gave it away?

341
00:15:57,825 --> 00:15:59,592
The '90s miniskirts,
the pigtails,

342
00:15:59,659 --> 00:16:01,461
the overall shorts,
or the chunky flats?

343
00:16:01,528 --> 00:16:02,696
-Oh.
-Jesus.

344
00:16:02,763 --> 00:16:06,066
So you took down Penguin
and came for me.

345
00:16:06,131 --> 00:16:11,131
Well, I got something
Cobblepot doesn't,
a riddle stick!

346
00:16:11,238 --> 00:16:13,173
[both laugh]

347
00:16:14,274 --> 00:16:15,708
Why are you laughing?

348
00:16:15,775 --> 00:16:18,678
No. It's a super,
super cool name, very menacing.

349
00:16:18,745 --> 00:16:22,115
It's a cane. What are ya
gonna do, trip us?

350
00:16:22,182 --> 00:16:24,484
[crackles]

351
00:16:24,551 --> 00:16:26,253
See? It is cool.

352
00:16:29,690 --> 00:16:32,024
[bullets ricochet]

353
00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:35,261
[tires screeching]

354
00:16:35,327 --> 00:16:37,727
[sirens wailing]

355
00:16:43,636 --> 00:16:47,541
Oh! How convenient,
those fake police men
ran out of gas.

356
00:16:47,607 --> 00:16:51,043
Uh, pretty sure it
was my sick driving
that scared them off.

357
00:16:51,110 --> 00:16:54,246
You idiots! They stopped
following you

358
00:16:54,313 --> 00:16:56,649
because you left
Two-Face territory.

359
00:16:57,518 --> 00:17:00,253
You're in Bane town now.

360
00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:01,388
[tires screech]

361
00:17:01,455 --> 00:17:02,655
[grunts]

362
00:17:03,691 --> 00:17:06,159
It's actually Baneton.

363
00:17:06,226 --> 00:17:10,830
And if you lived here,
you'd be home by now.
Let's get em'.

364
00:17:10,897 --> 00:17:14,433
What? We just built
a mega death car.

365
00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:16,836
You think we're afraid
of a few Bane goons?

366
00:17:16,903 --> 00:17:19,453
[syringe empties]

367
00:17:25,612 --> 00:17:28,162
[chuckles softly]

368
00:17:32,586 --> 00:17:35,756
I think we underestimated
the Bane goons.

369
00:17:38,592 --> 00:17:40,326
[people panting]

370
00:17:40,394 --> 00:17:42,229
Running sucks!

371
00:17:42,295 --> 00:17:43,830
[electricity buzzes]

372
00:17:43,897 --> 00:17:46,834
Uh, faster! My battery's
only at 75%.

373
00:17:46,901 --> 00:17:49,702
[crying]

374
00:17:49,769 --> 00:17:52,405
I can't believe Chad
set me up.

375
00:17:52,471 --> 00:17:55,474
I broke my
purity ring for him.

376
00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:58,478
Clayface, pull it together.

377
00:17:58,545 --> 00:18:00,748
Turn into something
skinny and slip out
of your belt.

378
00:18:00,814 --> 00:18:04,284
Are you calling me fat?
[wailing]

379
00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:08,521
Honestly, this is some of
his best character work.

380
00:18:08,521 --> 00:18:11,391
Yeah. I'm not sure
how much longer I can do this
in clogs.

381
00:18:11,458 --> 00:18:13,359
What is Rodger and
Hammerstein's Oklahoma?

382
00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:15,695
-Ah. Yes.
-[Babs] Let them go, Riddler!

383
00:18:19,199 --> 00:18:20,733
How'd you get in here?

384
00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:24,738
See, Tanner? I said we
should have a retinal scanner

385
00:18:24,805 --> 00:18:29,209
but you were all like,
"No, wristbands are fine,
It'll be fun, like Coachella!"

386
00:18:29,276 --> 00:18:32,880
This is my last warning.
I'm warning you.

387
00:18:32,946 --> 00:18:34,882
[sighs] Tanner, go kill her.

388
00:18:34,949 --> 00:18:37,718
Oh, great. Now I gotta
watch Gordon's kid die.

389
00:18:37,785 --> 00:18:41,384
-[grunts]
-[can hissing]

390
00:18:43,856 --> 00:18:46,559
Oh, my God.
Did you kill Tanner?

391
00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:48,528
No! No?

392
00:18:48,595 --> 00:18:52,766
No. I said,
let them go, Riddler!

393
00:18:53,467 --> 00:18:54,517
[bangs]

394
00:19:02,675 --> 00:19:03,844
[gun clicks]

395
00:19:03,911 --> 00:19:06,313
Whatcha gonna do?
Shoot all of us?

396
00:19:06,378 --> 00:19:07,647
No! Just that switch!

397
00:19:09,214 --> 00:19:10,683
[bullets ricochet]

398
00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:12,586
Frick!

399
00:19:12,586 --> 00:19:14,922
When someone says,
"What are you gonna do,
shoot all of us?"

400
00:19:14,989 --> 00:19:19,989
You say "No! Just you!"
Not the switch!

401
00:19:22,295 --> 00:19:24,230
[electricity crackles]

402
00:19:25,365 --> 00:19:27,634
[machines power down]

403
00:19:29,336 --> 00:19:30,536
[grunts]

404
00:19:45,719 --> 00:19:48,755
You've just been
citizens arrested!

405
00:19:48,821 --> 00:19:50,624
Gosh, I'm good.

406
00:19:50,624 --> 00:19:52,224
Is this what it feels
like to be Batman?

407
00:19:52,291 --> 00:19:54,426
Because I feel like
a superhero right now!

408
00:19:54,493 --> 00:19:55,996
-[Babs screams]
-Wow, Babs,

409
00:19:56,063 --> 00:19:58,565
you really know how to
just kill the post-fight mood.

410
00:19:58,632 --> 00:20:00,834
Sorry. I'm gonna call my dad.

411
00:20:00,901 --> 00:20:02,936
He'll arrest Riddler
and take him to Arkham.

412
00:20:03,002 --> 00:20:04,538
Oh, my gosh!

413
00:20:04,605 --> 00:20:06,773
This is gonna be so great
for his self-esteem.

414
00:20:06,773 --> 00:20:09,977
I dunno. I mean,
he seemed pretty confident
earlier in that towel.

415
00:20:10,044 --> 00:20:11,711
We'll just drop Riddler
at Arkham.

416
00:20:11,778 --> 00:20:13,512
You sure? I mean,
I could come with.

417
00:20:13,579 --> 00:20:15,816
[gasps] Then maybe we
could get Fro-Yo?

418
00:20:15,816 --> 00:20:19,452
Or w-what do you usually
do after a high-octane battle
between good and evil?

419
00:20:19,519 --> 00:20:20,854
[grunts]

420
00:20:20,921 --> 00:20:22,855
Yeah, we're gonna do the
drive-thru at Arkham.

421
00:20:22,923 --> 00:20:25,325
It's on our way home.
Easy peasy. Byeee!

422
00:20:27,661 --> 00:20:30,596
[music playing]

423
00:20:30,663 --> 00:20:33,213
[water splashing]

424
00:20:37,403 --> 00:20:38,739
[panting]

425
00:20:38,806 --> 00:20:40,641
[Poison Ivy] Knees up, bitch.

426
00:20:40,707 --> 00:20:41,842
Cheese!

427
00:20:41,909 --> 00:20:43,309
[Riddler]
You're the bitch!

428
00:20:43,375 --> 00:20:44,979
And a liar.

429
00:20:45,045 --> 00:20:47,881
You told that nice girl that
you were taking me to Arkham!

430
00:20:47,948 --> 00:20:50,017
-[electricity buzzing]
-[cries out]

431
00:20:52,519 --> 00:20:53,787
Three down, three to go.

432
00:20:53,854 --> 00:20:56,957
Ah! We are gods!

433
00:20:57,023 --> 00:20:59,826
Or at least demigods.
Maybe Titans.

434
00:20:59,893 --> 00:21:05,700
One brand-new industrial
strength water purifier
as requested.

435
00:21:05,700 --> 00:21:07,000
Oh, that's what you guys
were doin'?

436
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:08,734
Yeah, that's what
we were doin'!

437
00:21:08,801 --> 00:21:11,038
We went through hell
to get you this.

438
00:21:11,105 --> 00:21:13,707
We took out half
of Two-Face's army!

439
00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:18,478
And we had to get
stomped into the
Bane boys. Fucking Bane!

440
00:21:18,545 --> 00:21:20,847
We made a death car!

441
00:21:20,847 --> 00:21:22,849
Oh. Well, you know, once
we got the power runnin'

442
00:21:22,849 --> 00:21:25,417
the water started comin'
out clear, so...

443
00:21:26,086 --> 00:21:27,554
[shatters]

444
00:21:29,455 --> 00:21:32,159
Ugh! Well, I for one am glad

445
00:21:32,159 --> 00:21:34,361
we can once more be
free from

446
00:21:34,426 --> 00:21:36,496
the petty trappings
of campus life.

447
00:21:36,563 --> 00:21:37,596
[phone dings]

448
00:21:37,663 --> 00:21:41,868
Oh, Chad! [giggles]

449
00:21:41,934 --> 00:21:43,703
What do ya think'll
happen to Babs?

450
00:21:43,703 --> 00:21:46,105
Eh, you know, I mean,
once the adrenaline
wears off,

451
00:21:46,105 --> 00:21:47,641
she'll probably
go back to studying,

452
00:21:47,641 --> 00:21:48,708
she'll graduate...

453
00:21:48,708 --> 00:21:50,144
Hopefully she grows
out of her awkward

454
00:21:50,144 --> 00:21:51,678
Batman obsession phase.

455
00:21:51,744 --> 00:21:53,779
I mean, we all did.

456
00:21:53,846 --> 00:21:55,648
[both sigh]

457
00:21:55,715 --> 00:21:58,551
I don't know. I feel like we
awakened something in her.

458
00:21:59,419 --> 00:22:00,919
[whirring]

459
00:22:16,103 --> 00:22:17,103
Yeah.

460
00:22:23,576 --> 00:22:25,478
[theme music playing]