1 00:00:03,569 --> 00:00:06,719 [theme music playing] 2 00:00:38,472 --> 00:00:39,640 -Ta-da! -Oh. 3 00:00:39,707 --> 00:00:40,774 What is that? 4 00:00:40,841 --> 00:00:42,710 It's a vagina. 5 00:00:42,776 --> 00:00:46,814 Oh! A human vagina. Oh, I see it now! 6 00:00:46,881 --> 00:00:49,750 Everyone always draws dicks. That's sexist. 7 00:00:49,750 --> 00:00:51,685 I'm tryna to flip the script, bitches. 8 00:00:51,752 --> 00:00:54,387 So beautiful. It reminds me of my mother. 9 00:00:54,454 --> 00:00:56,156 Listen, Georgia O'Keeffe, 10 00:00:56,156 --> 00:00:58,759 if you hadn't made it so detailed, we'd still have some fuel left 11 00:00:58,826 --> 00:01:00,761 in that incredibly powerful gun. 12 00:01:00,828 --> 00:01:02,529 I will not compromise for my art. 13 00:01:02,595 --> 00:01:04,731 Okay, everyone into the ice vagina. 14 00:01:04,798 --> 00:01:07,600 Let's go kill Mr. Freeze. 15 00:01:07,668 --> 00:01:11,537 [theme music playing] 16 00:01:11,605 --> 00:01:15,141 I've been dreaming about getting revenge on this freezer-burned dickhead 17 00:01:15,207 --> 00:01:17,811 ever since he froze me in a block of ice for months! 18 00:01:17,878 --> 00:01:20,246 I'm thinkin' classic "stick an apple in his mouth 19 00:01:20,313 --> 00:01:22,314 and roast him like the pig he is." 20 00:01:22,382 --> 00:01:24,150 -[cell phones chimes] -Whoa, oh-oh! 21 00:01:24,216 --> 00:01:26,486 -Take a gander at your cellular telephone. -What? 22 00:01:26,552 --> 00:01:29,221 Oh, my God! He finally did it 23 00:01:29,289 --> 00:01:30,823 and she finally said yes! 24 00:01:30,891 --> 00:01:32,259 -Huzzah! -Third time's a charm. 25 00:01:32,259 --> 00:01:33,546 Eh, he could do better. 26 00:01:33,546 --> 00:01:36,462 Oh, I love weddings! Me and Ivy have so much fun at weddings. 27 00:01:36,530 --> 00:01:38,298 We'll get so shit-faced, we puke, 28 00:01:38,364 --> 00:01:39,867 make fun of all the dumb couples, 29 00:01:39,867 --> 00:01:41,367 make the DJ play "Since U Been Gone" 30 00:01:41,367 --> 00:01:43,447 until a dad tries to fight us. 31 00:01:43,447 --> 00:01:44,837 -[goon A] What do you think you're doing? -[goon B] Stop right there! 32 00:01:44,905 --> 00:01:46,774 -[goon C] Get out of here! -Spread out. 33 00:01:46,774 --> 00:01:47,998 -[grunts] -I got news for ya, 34 00:01:47,998 --> 00:01:51,343 this is Ivy's wedding and she's the dumb couple. You need to find a date. 35 00:01:51,411 --> 00:01:55,314 No way! After the "I dos," it's basically free time. She'll wanna hang out. 36 00:01:55,382 --> 00:01:59,719 For me, the question is not who I will bring, but who I will be! [chortles] 37 00:01:59,787 --> 00:02:02,722 I've been working on a new character, Sandra. 38 00:02:02,722 --> 00:02:06,393 -She's single, by choice, and down to clown! -[goon grunts] 39 00:02:06,459 --> 00:02:09,462 I guess I'll bring Tabitha of the Hammerhead Clan, 40 00:02:09,528 --> 00:02:11,799 I mean, I am betrothed to her. 41 00:02:11,865 --> 00:02:14,533 [goons screaming] 42 00:02:14,600 --> 00:02:16,235 Post-Joker Harley 43 00:02:16,302 --> 00:02:18,739 wants to hook up with as many randos as she can. 44 00:02:18,739 --> 00:02:21,008 Ya bring someone to a wedding, that means you're serious. 45 00:02:21,008 --> 00:02:22,342 Not if you bring a hooker. 46 00:02:22,408 --> 00:02:24,745 You are a vile, pocket-sized man. 47 00:02:24,812 --> 00:02:27,247 I don't want anythin' serious with anybody again. 48 00:02:27,313 --> 00:02:28,882 So, I'm going solo. 49 00:02:28,949 --> 00:02:31,518 The only thing I'm serious about, is gettin' some strange 50 00:02:31,585 --> 00:02:35,756 from one or several members of that 12-piece jazz band. 51 00:02:35,823 --> 00:02:36,956 Whoo! 52 00:02:39,659 --> 00:02:42,729 Oh, my God! It's Beyoncé! 53 00:02:42,795 --> 00:02:45,298 Oh, my God. It's Lady Gaga! 54 00:02:45,365 --> 00:02:46,834 Harley Quinn, 55 00:02:46,900 --> 00:02:49,902 I have been expecting you and your insane clown... 56 00:02:49,902 --> 00:02:50,902 Group. 57 00:02:50,903 --> 00:02:51,905 Psycho. 58 00:02:51,972 --> 00:02:54,707 Ah! No! It's too cold! 59 00:02:54,775 --> 00:02:55,876 I've got brain freeze. 60 00:02:55,943 --> 00:02:57,978 I did tell you to wear a jacket. 61 00:02:58,044 --> 00:03:01,580 It is unfortunate that the cold displeases you so much, 62 00:03:01,647 --> 00:03:04,450 as the core temperatures of your bodies are about to 63 00:03:04,518 --> 00:03:06,652 decrease precipitously. 64 00:03:06,652 --> 00:03:09,353 [whimpers in fear] 65 00:03:20,867 --> 00:03:22,536 [Kite Man] Oh, what a dick! 66 00:03:22,603 --> 00:03:24,538 Look what I just got from my nemesis. 67 00:03:24,604 --> 00:03:27,407 [Poison Ivy] "Congrats on the engagement. Condiment King"? 68 00:03:27,473 --> 00:03:28,908 What an asshole, right? 69 00:03:28,975 --> 00:03:30,911 Yes, a dick and an asshole. 70 00:03:30,978 --> 00:03:32,812 Wait, why though? Can you just remind me? 71 00:03:32,879 --> 00:03:34,580 Pff! Uh, where do I begin? 72 00:03:34,647 --> 00:03:37,617 No emojis to convey the tone, and a period 73 00:03:37,683 --> 00:03:39,019 instead of an exclamation point? 74 00:03:39,086 --> 00:03:40,987 He's being sarcastic. 75 00:03:41,055 --> 00:03:42,756 But what else should I expect 76 00:03:42,823 --> 00:03:43,957 from my nemesis? 77 00:03:44,024 --> 00:03:45,391 Chuck, are you okay? 78 00:03:45,459 --> 00:03:47,294 No! I'm freakin', Pam! 79 00:03:47,360 --> 00:03:48,795 We have to get this wedding venue. 80 00:03:48,861 --> 00:03:50,830 Honey, don't put so much pressure on yourself. 81 00:03:50,897 --> 00:03:52,665 We're just touring one venue, right? 82 00:03:52,733 --> 00:03:55,701 Ah, no. It's not just "one venue." 83 00:03:55,701 --> 00:03:57,471 It's the venue! 84 00:03:57,471 --> 00:03:59,473 And if we don't get it, the whole wedding will be rui-- 85 00:03:59,473 --> 00:04:00,706 Hey! Relax. 86 00:04:00,774 --> 00:04:03,443 Okay? All we need is a dance floor, booze, 87 00:04:03,509 --> 00:04:06,112 and Kelly Clarkson's greatest hit. We could do it anywhere. 88 00:04:06,112 --> 00:04:08,882 I have been dreaming of getting married 89 00:04:08,949 --> 00:04:10,599 at the old Gotham corn factory 90 00:04:10,599 --> 00:04:13,353 ever since I saw Melanie and Clint Howard's nuptials 91 00:04:13,353 --> 00:04:14,687 in Obscure Celebrity Weddings Yearly. 92 00:04:14,687 --> 00:04:16,322 That photo spread 93 00:04:16,322 --> 00:04:17,858 was like a series of sick Renaissance paintings, 94 00:04:17,858 --> 00:04:19,660 but way sicker. That could be us! 95 00:04:19,725 --> 00:04:21,627 So, yeah, I'm a little on edge. 96 00:04:21,694 --> 00:04:23,430 Well, then what are we waiting for, hon? 97 00:04:23,497 --> 00:04:25,564 -Let's go get that venue. -Hell yeah! 98 00:04:25,632 --> 00:04:28,300 All we have to do is impress the venue manager 99 00:04:28,367 --> 00:04:31,771 with our super dope love, and it is in the bag. 100 00:04:31,771 --> 00:04:33,473 Hey, uh, does this tie go with this kite? 101 00:04:33,540 --> 00:04:35,375 Okay, no tie goes with a kite. 102 00:04:35,375 --> 00:04:37,343 But you do look really handsome. 103 00:04:39,379 --> 00:04:41,380 I will now unfreeze you. 104 00:04:41,447 --> 00:04:43,516 Please, do not act as petulant babies, 105 00:04:43,516 --> 00:04:45,384 for I have no intention of killing you. 106 00:04:45,985 --> 00:04:47,987 Holy shit! 107 00:04:48,055 --> 00:04:52,992 What are you gonna do to us, you frigid... [stuttering] Fuck? 108 00:04:53,060 --> 00:04:55,629 Cursing. Hmph. The crutch of the illiterate. 109 00:04:55,696 --> 00:04:57,329 People call me a murderer, 110 00:04:57,329 --> 00:04:58,754 but that is a misnomer. 111 00:04:58,754 --> 00:05:02,334 You see, I created this lab for the sole purpose of finding 112 00:05:02,401 --> 00:05:06,639 a cure for my wife's incredibly rare blood disease. 113 00:05:06,706 --> 00:05:09,009 It's terminal. Which is sad, 114 00:05:09,076 --> 00:05:10,543 right? 115 00:05:10,610 --> 00:05:12,946 -And yet, there is hope. -[squeaking] 116 00:05:13,012 --> 00:05:16,583 I have been performing a multitude of experiments on the common snow rat, 117 00:05:16,649 --> 00:05:20,553 which shares 98% of its DNA with that of a human. 118 00:05:20,620 --> 00:05:23,389 The experiments have been a rousing success. 119 00:05:25,059 --> 00:05:26,927 -Ah! -He's lost his shit! 120 00:05:26,994 --> 00:05:29,528 This is a real shampoo factory. 121 00:05:30,697 --> 00:05:31,732 [squeaking] 122 00:05:33,132 --> 00:05:34,701 [gasps] 123 00:05:34,701 --> 00:05:36,836 Your arrival has proved fortuitous, 124 00:05:36,836 --> 00:05:42,641 as it coincides with my decision to move on to human experimentation. 125 00:05:42,641 --> 00:05:43,776 [all exclaim] 126 00:05:43,843 --> 00:05:45,978 [squeaking] 127 00:05:46,045 --> 00:05:48,415 You know, speakin' doctor to mister, 128 00:05:48,480 --> 00:05:49,815 maybe ya wanna get it right once 129 00:05:49,882 --> 00:05:52,384 with a snow rat before ya move onto humans? 130 00:05:52,451 --> 00:05:54,987 No. I'm 98% sure 131 00:05:55,055 --> 00:05:58,524 that the 2% difference in DNA is the issue. 132 00:05:58,591 --> 00:06:00,627 And now that I have you, Harley, 133 00:06:00,694 --> 00:06:03,000 I can put that theory to the test. 134 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:05,464 Maybe we pull straws to see who goes first? 135 00:06:05,531 --> 00:06:07,000 He is a man shark, 136 00:06:07,067 --> 00:06:08,935 he is like an aged little boy, 137 00:06:09,002 --> 00:06:11,137 and, hmm... A dirt man? 138 00:06:11,137 --> 00:06:13,906 Yeah. Thus, you, being not only a human, 139 00:06:13,906 --> 00:06:16,110 but also a human woman, are the 140 00:06:16,110 --> 00:06:17,110 -ideal subject. -Hey! 141 00:06:19,446 --> 00:06:20,880 [grunts] 142 00:06:22,949 --> 00:06:24,084 [goon screams] 143 00:06:25,651 --> 00:06:30,557 [grunts] 144 00:06:30,557 --> 00:06:31,557 [Harley] Ah! 145 00:06:32,793 --> 00:06:34,560 Fuck, again? 146 00:06:34,627 --> 00:06:37,497 I do not know how much this will hurt, due to the fact 147 00:06:37,564 --> 00:06:41,767 that complete loss of bodily functions can mean any number of things. 148 00:06:41,834 --> 00:06:44,504 But, were I to venture a guess, 149 00:06:44,571 --> 00:06:47,040 I'd say that it will... sting a little. 150 00:06:50,211 --> 00:06:52,444 Wait! I know how we can save your wife! 151 00:06:52,512 --> 00:06:55,581 You're only saying you'll save her life to save your own. 152 00:06:55,649 --> 00:06:58,185 So what, you don't want me savin' your wife's life? Okay, I won't. 153 00:06:58,252 --> 00:07:01,454 Hey, relax, relax. Let's not jump to conclusions. 154 00:07:01,521 --> 00:07:02,788 This is a negotiation. 155 00:07:02,855 --> 00:07:05,059 How do you propose to perform this miracle? 156 00:07:05,125 --> 00:07:07,927 My friend's a doctor and the smartest person I know. 157 00:07:07,927 --> 00:07:10,930 Wow! That's the nicest thing you've ever said about me. 158 00:07:10,997 --> 00:07:12,464 Not you, idiot. Ivy. 159 00:07:12,531 --> 00:07:13,834 Yeah, that makes sense. 160 00:07:13,834 --> 00:07:15,468 Look, freeze, Ivy's a genius biochemist. 161 00:07:15,535 --> 00:07:16,802 If she can't find a cure, 162 00:07:16,802 --> 00:07:17,838 there isn't one. 163 00:07:17,904 --> 00:07:19,872 Why would Dr. Isley help me? 164 00:07:19,939 --> 00:07:21,908 She wouldn't, but she'll help me. 165 00:07:21,908 --> 00:07:23,543 Now, let me out of these restraints, 166 00:07:23,543 --> 00:07:24,877 I'll shoot her a quick text 167 00:07:24,944 --> 00:07:26,947 and she'll come fix your wife up lickety-split. 168 00:07:26,947 --> 00:07:28,848 This is an agreeable proposition. 169 00:07:28,915 --> 00:07:31,718 There is only one thing we can do while we wait... 170 00:07:31,785 --> 00:07:33,519 [dramatic music] 171 00:07:33,586 --> 00:07:34,954 Lunch! 172 00:07:35,021 --> 00:07:36,723 I will go make preparations. 173 00:07:36,790 --> 00:07:39,892 Any food allergies or phobias I should be aware of? 174 00:07:39,959 --> 00:07:41,661 No? Ha! Wonderful. 175 00:07:44,697 --> 00:07:47,533 [Harley grunts] 176 00:07:47,533 --> 00:07:49,502 Harley, look, I don't want to question your plan, 177 00:07:49,502 --> 00:07:51,971 but do you really think Ivy can find a cure? 178 00:07:52,038 --> 00:07:54,908 I mean, Freeze will for sure kill us if she doesn't. 179 00:07:54,908 --> 00:07:56,141 So we're just breezing past the whole, 180 00:07:56,142 --> 00:07:58,112 "he's preparing us lunch" thing? 181 00:07:58,112 --> 00:08:00,247 No idea, but I'm not bringin' her here and puttin' her in danger. 182 00:08:00,314 --> 00:08:02,019 I'm buyin' us time. 183 00:08:02,019 --> 00:08:04,850 This weirdo is all gross and obsessed with his dumb, dying wife. 184 00:08:04,850 --> 00:08:06,600 Some might call that "love"? 185 00:08:06,600 --> 00:08:08,922 Whatever. If we take her hostage and threaten to kill her, 186 00:08:08,988 --> 00:08:11,725 we can get him to give us his freeze ray. And then, 187 00:08:11,725 --> 00:08:15,862 we can freeze his ass in a block of ice! 188 00:08:15,928 --> 00:08:18,732 Wow. Great plan. This is one of your best. 189 00:08:18,798 --> 00:08:20,211 I got one question though. 190 00:08:20,211 --> 00:08:24,771 How the hell are we supposed to find his wife, when we're frozen to chairs? 191 00:08:24,838 --> 00:08:26,807 Could someone pass the mac and cheese? 192 00:08:26,872 --> 00:08:28,108 Oh, my God. 193 00:08:28,175 --> 00:08:30,610 What? If I'm going to pull off the plan, 194 00:08:30,677 --> 00:08:33,080 I need sustenance. 195 00:08:33,147 --> 00:08:35,548 The reason I wanted to do this lunch is, 196 00:08:35,615 --> 00:08:37,017 Nora hasn't hosted guests 197 00:08:37,083 --> 00:08:39,253 in quite some time. So I thought, 198 00:08:39,320 --> 00:08:41,654 this will be fun for her. 199 00:08:41,721 --> 00:08:43,556 Her options are limited. 200 00:08:43,623 --> 00:08:46,759 Jesus, that blue perv gets his jollies by freezin' women. 201 00:08:46,826 --> 00:08:51,597 Everyone, let us begin consumption of the bounty I have prepared. 202 00:08:51,664 --> 00:08:54,301 Okay, change of plans. As a former ice-block victim 203 00:08:54,368 --> 00:08:57,604 and now champion of ice-blocked women all over the world, 204 00:08:57,671 --> 00:08:59,806 I decided we're gonna save his wife first, 205 00:08:59,873 --> 00:09:01,207 then kill him. 206 00:09:01,274 --> 00:09:03,143 [Kite Man] Four minutes early, perfect. 207 00:09:03,210 --> 00:09:04,644 Eager, but not desperate. 208 00:09:04,711 --> 00:09:07,147 That's late in my book, bro. 209 00:09:07,214 --> 00:09:09,615 Mitchell, what the hell are you doing here? 210 00:09:09,682 --> 00:09:11,618 Oh. Didn't you hear? 211 00:09:11,684 --> 00:09:13,620 -You're not the only world-famous villain... -[Ivy scoffs] 212 00:09:13,687 --> 00:09:14,888 ...engaged in this town. 213 00:09:14,955 --> 00:09:17,291 I'm sorry, "world-famous"? Come on. 214 00:09:17,357 --> 00:09:21,128 Wedding venues are tough to come by in new New Gotham. 215 00:09:21,195 --> 00:09:23,929 And there's only one unbooked weekend left. 216 00:09:23,996 --> 00:09:26,166 So, it looks like you've got some competish 217 00:09:26,232 --> 00:09:28,869 from the Condiment King. 218 00:09:28,934 --> 00:09:30,817 [laughs] 219 00:09:30,817 --> 00:09:33,374 I'm not getting married in any place with the stink of condiments. 220 00:09:33,374 --> 00:09:36,275 And I'm not getting married anywhere that reeks of kite! 221 00:09:36,342 --> 00:09:38,778 Oh, yeah. Kites are odorless. 222 00:09:38,845 --> 00:09:42,916 Unless, uh... They do get wet or if you store them improperly, I-- 223 00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:44,918 Chuck, we can do this wherever. 224 00:09:44,985 --> 00:09:47,254 I will not yield! 225 00:09:47,321 --> 00:09:50,623 Once the manager sees the biggest power couple in Gotham is in his presence, 226 00:09:50,690 --> 00:09:52,024 and how sick our love is, 227 00:09:52,091 --> 00:09:53,692 he'll kick your ranch-loving ass 228 00:09:53,692 --> 00:09:55,395 all the way back to the Hidden Valley. 229 00:09:55,461 --> 00:09:58,399 Gonna be tough to impress him with that stain on your suit. 230 00:09:58,466 --> 00:10:00,801 [stammering] What stain? There's no stain! 231 00:10:00,866 --> 00:10:01,934 Ah! 232 00:10:01,934 --> 00:10:02,936 That one. 233 00:10:03,003 --> 00:10:04,703 [laughs] 234 00:10:04,770 --> 00:10:07,941 All right, Condiment King, Becca, you got here first, 235 00:10:08,008 --> 00:10:09,942 so let me take you on the tour. 236 00:10:10,009 --> 00:10:11,845 For the schmutz on your suit. 237 00:10:14,714 --> 00:10:17,283 [classical music playing] 238 00:10:17,318 --> 00:10:18,318 [Mr. Freeze] Mmm... 239 00:10:18,318 --> 00:10:19,318 [slurps] 240 00:10:19,352 --> 00:10:20,702 [chuckles] 241 00:10:20,702 --> 00:10:22,721 Why's he doing that? What's wrong with your face? 242 00:10:22,721 --> 00:10:24,890 Small man, as the consumption of cooked meats 243 00:10:24,890 --> 00:10:28,761 increases my body temperature and puts me at risk of death, 244 00:10:28,828 --> 00:10:33,167 please, a little favor. Describe the mouthfeel of your steak. 245 00:10:33,232 --> 00:10:36,269 Um... 246 00:10:36,336 --> 00:10:37,336 Butter-like? 247 00:10:37,370 --> 00:10:40,106 Mmm, like butter. Yes. 248 00:10:40,173 --> 00:10:43,043 All right, this is some weird Silence of the Lambs shit. 249 00:10:43,110 --> 00:10:46,046 Ah! I see you found your appetite, 250 00:10:46,113 --> 00:10:49,863 my eager little snow rat. 251 00:10:51,884 --> 00:10:54,254 So, how'd y'all meet? 252 00:10:54,321 --> 00:10:56,255 Was she alive then? 253 00:10:56,322 --> 00:10:59,793 It's a funny story. Nora, you tell it better than I do. 254 00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:04,096 Oh, she's being shy. [chuckles] 255 00:11:04,163 --> 00:11:05,298 I'll tell it. 256 00:11:05,298 --> 00:11:08,335 Nora was the owner of a mom-and-pop cryogenics lab, 257 00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:10,370 and I was determined to squash it. 258 00:11:10,437 --> 00:11:13,907 You see, as the CEO of a multinational corporation, 259 00:11:13,907 --> 00:11:15,774 I had a duty to my shareholders. 260 00:11:15,841 --> 00:11:17,277 Expand or die. 261 00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:19,480 Now, seemingly unrelated, 262 00:11:19,480 --> 00:11:23,283 I had really hit it off with an enchanting stranger online. 263 00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:25,485 You'll never guess who it was. 264 00:11:25,552 --> 00:11:26,886 -Your wife. -Meg Ryan? 265 00:11:26,952 --> 00:11:28,187 -Nora. -Yeah. Like I said, 266 00:11:28,254 --> 00:11:29,255 she tells it better. 267 00:11:29,322 --> 00:11:31,225 [chuckles] Huzzah! 268 00:11:31,291 --> 00:11:33,394 A meet-cute for the ages. 269 00:11:33,460 --> 00:11:36,062 All I hear is a story of a big swinging dick 270 00:11:36,062 --> 00:11:37,998 coming in and ruining a woman's livelihood. 271 00:11:38,065 --> 00:11:39,399 Oh, you grinch. 272 00:11:39,466 --> 00:11:41,835 Look, you'll have to excuse my friend here. 273 00:11:41,902 --> 00:11:44,200 She's all sour on love right now. 274 00:11:44,200 --> 00:11:47,039 Yeah, she's not even taking a date to her best friend's wedding. 275 00:11:47,106 --> 00:11:49,076 Ooh, is there turmeric in this? 276 00:11:49,142 --> 00:11:51,200 That is a swift kick, nice. 277 00:11:51,200 --> 00:11:54,813 I suspect your cynicism comes from never having experienced true love. 278 00:11:54,813 --> 00:11:56,383 Oh, yeah, this is definitely turmeric. 279 00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:59,285 I'll tell you about true love, you fuckin' bitch! 280 00:11:59,352 --> 00:12:03,000 True love made me sacrifice my career as a psychologist, 281 00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:04,857 permanently change the way I look, 282 00:12:04,924 --> 00:12:08,160 and almost got me killed, like, so many times. 283 00:12:08,227 --> 00:12:10,431 Love is bullshit! 284 00:12:10,496 --> 00:12:14,868 [dramatic music playing] 285 00:12:14,934 --> 00:12:17,168 -[oven dings] -Oh, spinach puffs. 286 00:12:21,173 --> 00:12:23,243 I will never forgive Joker 287 00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:25,546 for the damage he's done to your heart. 288 00:12:25,613 --> 00:12:27,581 Making you give up on love 289 00:12:27,581 --> 00:12:30,317 was perhaps his greatest crime of all. 290 00:12:30,384 --> 00:12:32,918 I'm also willing to bet that your outburst 291 00:12:32,985 --> 00:12:34,955 nearly cost us spinach puffs. 292 00:12:35,020 --> 00:12:37,057 Who cares about the puffs? 293 00:12:37,124 --> 00:12:39,326 We're imprisoned by the person we came here to kill! 294 00:12:39,393 --> 00:12:40,793 We need to get that gun. 295 00:12:40,860 --> 00:12:42,796 I'm just eating my feelings. 296 00:12:42,861 --> 00:12:46,232 His story was so moving. [chuckling and chewing] 297 00:12:46,299 --> 00:12:47,567 Problem solved. 298 00:12:47,634 --> 00:12:50,102 Not entirely. The steak is under-seasoned, 299 00:12:50,169 --> 00:12:53,307 and there doesn't seem to be a grain of salt on the table. 300 00:12:53,373 --> 00:12:55,274 God! Your stupidity is astounding. 301 00:12:55,341 --> 00:12:57,876 Clayface, grab the gun, de-ice us, then give me the gun. 302 00:12:57,943 --> 00:13:00,447 -Great plan, boss! -Unbelievable. 303 00:13:00,514 --> 00:13:03,484 Do me first. I'm so cold, my nuts are the size of Dippin' Dots! 304 00:13:03,549 --> 00:13:05,085 Is that unusual for you? 305 00:13:05,152 --> 00:13:06,352 What? No! 306 00:13:06,419 --> 00:13:07,988 I have regular-sized-- 307 00:13:08,589 --> 00:13:09,936 Whoopsies! 308 00:13:09,936 --> 00:13:12,592 I think I speak for me and Harley, when I say, thank you. 309 00:13:12,659 --> 00:13:15,162 Let me find this. Ah, there we are. 310 00:13:15,227 --> 00:13:16,429 ...testes! 311 00:13:16,496 --> 00:13:18,164 Sure, they're store-bought, but you-- 312 00:13:18,230 --> 00:13:21,902 Listen up, you crazy asshole. 313 00:13:21,967 --> 00:13:23,903 I'm not buyin' your bullshit story! 314 00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:25,304 I know your wife ain't sick. 315 00:13:25,371 --> 00:13:27,039 She probably tried to leave you, 316 00:13:27,039 --> 00:13:29,109 and you couldn't handle it, so you fuckin' froze her. 317 00:13:29,109 --> 00:13:30,309 What are you doing? 318 00:13:30,309 --> 00:13:32,011 Giving her the freedom you denied. 319 00:13:32,078 --> 00:13:34,581 You're just like my ex, you creepy control freak. 320 00:13:34,648 --> 00:13:37,183 Nora's not your property anymore! 321 00:13:37,183 --> 00:13:38,552 Harley, you don't know what you're doing! 322 00:13:38,552 --> 00:13:41,053 This is for ruining her small business. 323 00:13:41,120 --> 00:13:43,056 Ahhh! 324 00:13:43,056 --> 00:13:44,658 Now that you don't have your stupid gun, 325 00:13:44,658 --> 00:13:46,192 I'm gonna kill you. 326 00:13:46,259 --> 00:13:47,595 [Nora coughing] 327 00:13:47,595 --> 00:13:50,129 See? I told ya she was fine, ya piece of shit! 328 00:13:50,197 --> 00:13:52,899 My love, that I gaze upon your face 329 00:13:52,966 --> 00:13:54,333 can only mean one thing. 330 00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:56,001 You've found a cure! 331 00:13:56,068 --> 00:13:57,303 I'm not going to die 332 00:13:57,370 --> 00:13:58,404 of this incredibly rare 333 00:13:58,471 --> 00:13:59,940 blood disease anymore, 334 00:13:59,940 --> 00:14:00,941 and we can spend the rest 335 00:14:01,006 --> 00:14:02,241 of our lives together. 336 00:14:02,308 --> 00:14:04,477 [gasps, sighs] 337 00:14:04,544 --> 00:14:05,546 I'm sorry, what was that? 338 00:14:05,613 --> 00:14:07,548 You've condemned her to death. 339 00:14:07,615 --> 00:14:09,716 You better hope your friend Ivy can find a cure, 340 00:14:09,716 --> 00:14:11,884 or I'm going to blow this entire place up 341 00:14:11,951 --> 00:14:13,783 and kill us all. 342 00:14:21,061 --> 00:14:24,096 Right. Let me check on her ETA. 343 00:14:24,163 --> 00:14:27,467 Wait. You're telling me aioli is just mayo mixed with something else? 344 00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:30,102 Little bit of an industry secret. [chuckles] 345 00:14:30,169 --> 00:14:32,605 -It goes great on corn. -Get outta town! 346 00:14:32,605 --> 00:14:34,408 No, don't get outta town, you got a wedding. 347 00:14:34,408 --> 00:14:35,475 [gasps] Oh, hi! 348 00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:38,544 I thought I smelled a kite. 349 00:14:38,611 --> 00:14:40,013 [laughs] 350 00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:41,914 Oh, jeez. Oh, jeez! 351 00:14:41,981 --> 00:14:44,017 Look at those two, thick as thieves. 352 00:14:44,083 --> 00:14:45,552 Dreams are stupid. 353 00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:47,153 Never gonna get this place. We should just leave. 354 00:14:47,153 --> 00:14:49,000 Hey! Hey! Up here. 355 00:14:49,022 --> 00:14:51,124 Okay? Fuck that guy, he's a dick. 356 00:14:51,191 --> 00:14:53,559 I know how important this is to you, okay, so I'm prepared. 357 00:14:53,626 --> 00:14:54,638 We're gonna go in there, 358 00:14:54,638 --> 00:14:57,230 we're gonna blow that manager's goddamn socks off. 359 00:14:57,297 --> 00:14:59,365 -[Stew] And this is, of course... -[Kite Man] The staircase, 360 00:14:59,432 --> 00:15:01,467 made famous by Mr. And Mrs. Clint Howard. 361 00:15:01,534 --> 00:15:03,035 It was the cover shot. 362 00:15:03,102 --> 00:15:05,272 Ah, ooph! I've got goose bumps. 363 00:15:05,339 --> 00:15:06,706 Do you think this place 364 00:15:06,706 --> 00:15:08,575 is just a wedding mill for Hollywood royalty? 365 00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:10,076 Oh, no. Of course not. 366 00:15:10,076 --> 00:15:11,544 I mean, the old Gotham corn factory 367 00:15:11,611 --> 00:15:13,379 is just so rich with history. 368 00:15:13,379 --> 00:15:15,115 You know, I think that's what we really connect with. 369 00:15:15,115 --> 00:15:17,484 Oh, really? What exactly do you know 370 00:15:17,551 --> 00:15:19,519 -about this place? -[cell phone rings] 371 00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:22,154 Ah! It's Harley, and she never calls... 372 00:15:22,154 --> 00:15:24,591 eleven times, unless it's an emergency. 373 00:15:24,658 --> 00:15:28,128 [sighing] Ha! Uh, corn... 374 00:15:28,195 --> 00:15:30,996 Um, the maize... Yeah, venue... 375 00:15:31,063 --> 00:15:35,268 Ah, fiancée... The love... Um, well, uh, 376 00:15:35,335 --> 00:15:37,604 you know, Per-- I'm a husk guy. 377 00:15:37,671 --> 00:15:39,966 -So, uh-- -Babe, I'm so sorry, 378 00:15:39,966 --> 00:15:42,442 Harley's gotten herself into some serious trouble, and I have to go save her. 379 00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:43,777 I'm sorry. I love you. I love you! [blows kiss] 380 00:15:43,777 --> 00:15:45,546 So you were about to enlighten me 381 00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:48,280 on your personal connection to corn? 382 00:15:48,347 --> 00:15:50,149 Uh... 383 00:15:50,216 --> 00:15:51,618 Um... 384 00:15:51,684 --> 00:15:52,684 Uh... 385 00:15:58,457 --> 00:16:00,527 Did I misread the situation? Yes. 386 00:16:00,594 --> 00:16:03,296 But Ive, if you'd seen him feed her soup, you'da done the same. 387 00:16:03,363 --> 00:16:05,331 They'll find a cure, my love. 388 00:16:05,399 --> 00:16:08,769 But if they don't, we will die together. 389 00:16:08,836 --> 00:16:11,370 Because I'm blowing the whole place up! 390 00:16:11,437 --> 00:16:13,143 No, you are not! 391 00:16:13,143 --> 00:16:15,241 Hey, would it speed things up if I got ya a microscope for the other eye? 392 00:16:15,307 --> 00:16:17,309 Yeah, no. But BTdubs, 393 00:16:17,309 --> 00:16:19,245 thanks so much for getting me involved in this. 394 00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:21,447 I actively tried not to put ya in the situation. 395 00:16:21,514 --> 00:16:23,022 And then what happened? 396 00:16:23,022 --> 00:16:24,817 -Well then, I... I fucked up the situation. -There it is. 397 00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:26,687 I didn't know what else to do! 398 00:16:26,687 --> 00:16:28,788 Other than call the smartest, coolest, hottest person I know. 399 00:16:28,788 --> 00:16:29,789 Well, that is true. 400 00:16:29,789 --> 00:16:31,591 Look, Freeze is crazy! 401 00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:34,226 He orchestrated the whole Injustice League hit on me. 402 00:16:34,226 --> 00:16:35,261 How absurd. 403 00:16:35,261 --> 00:16:37,230 I woke up in a block of ice. 404 00:16:37,297 --> 00:16:39,767 That's your signature move! You tried to kill me! 405 00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:42,388 Everyone else wanted to kill you, 406 00:16:42,388 --> 00:16:44,370 but I convinced them to freeze you. 407 00:16:44,437 --> 00:16:46,139 As you can imagine, 408 00:16:46,139 --> 00:16:47,541 a group of white, 409 00:16:47,542 --> 00:16:50,177 cis-gendered, heterosexual, male, crime lords, 410 00:16:50,243 --> 00:16:52,178 they loved the idea of turning a woman 411 00:16:52,245 --> 00:16:54,380 into a helpless object of mockery. 412 00:16:54,447 --> 00:16:57,650 -Oh. -Well, I hope you're proud of yourself. 413 00:16:57,717 --> 00:17:01,120 You've falsely accused the most woke ice-themed villain 414 00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:03,524 in all of new New Gotham. 415 00:17:03,524 --> 00:17:06,559 Okay, this is crazy, but I think I might have our answer. 416 00:17:06,626 --> 00:17:10,364 Uh... 417 00:17:10,364 --> 00:17:12,132 -[cell phone rings, buzzes] -Oh, thank God. 418 00:17:12,199 --> 00:17:14,634 I... I gotta take this. Sup, babe-arino? 419 00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:17,403 Ah, yeah... Oh. Your old greenhouse? Yeah... 420 00:17:17,403 --> 00:17:18,739 Hey, remember when we were there 421 00:17:18,806 --> 00:17:20,473 and I had a couple too many margs, 422 00:17:20,473 --> 00:17:22,675 and next thing you know... Oh... Oh, it is urgent? 423 00:17:22,742 --> 00:17:24,411 Anything for you. 424 00:17:24,478 --> 00:17:26,814 My betrothed needs the K-man ASAP. 425 00:17:26,881 --> 00:17:28,515 If you leave right now, 426 00:17:28,515 --> 00:17:30,616 this is definitely going to affect my decision. 427 00:17:30,616 --> 00:17:32,653 Positively? Because you'll see 428 00:17:32,720 --> 00:17:35,823 how much I love my fiancée and will do anything for her, 429 00:17:35,890 --> 00:17:37,289 which is far more important 430 00:17:37,356 --> 00:17:39,291 than any corn connection we might have? 431 00:17:39,358 --> 00:17:41,528 -Absolutely not. -Well... 432 00:17:41,595 --> 00:17:43,894 The things we do for love, right? 433 00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:48,500 [sighs] 434 00:17:48,501 --> 00:17:50,269 I wouldn't know. 435 00:17:50,269 --> 00:17:51,872 Just to double-check, what color petals am I looking for? 436 00:17:51,872 --> 00:17:52,872 [Poison Ivy] Magenta. 437 00:17:52,873 --> 00:17:54,674 [Kite Man] Right, right. 438 00:17:54,674 --> 00:17:55,875 That... That's like a reddish pink? 439 00:17:55,875 --> 00:17:57,678 No, no. It's a purplish pink. 440 00:17:57,744 --> 00:18:00,279 Don't touch the reddish pink ones, they're paralytic, okay? 441 00:18:00,346 --> 00:18:02,883 Cool. And, uh, ballpark, 442 00:18:02,950 --> 00:18:05,117 uh, how long does that take to kick in-- 443 00:18:05,184 --> 00:18:06,452 [stammers] You know what? 444 00:18:06,519 --> 00:18:08,188 Doesn't matter, 445 00:18:08,255 --> 00:18:10,891 'cause I definitely didn't touch the reddish pink one. 446 00:18:10,958 --> 00:18:12,325 There in a few. 447 00:18:13,192 --> 00:18:14,393 Oh, boy! 448 00:18:33,547 --> 00:18:36,282 Ah! [groaning] 449 00:18:36,348 --> 00:18:37,348 [grunts] 450 00:18:39,251 --> 00:18:40,854 [groaning] 451 00:18:40,921 --> 00:18:42,489 I touched the reddish pink one. 452 00:18:42,556 --> 00:18:43,856 Uh, yeah, I see that. 453 00:18:43,923 --> 00:18:45,423 Don't worry, it's... It's gonna wear off. 454 00:18:46,894 --> 00:18:48,662 Okay, looks good. 455 00:18:50,195 --> 00:18:52,665 Okay, so Nora needs a blood transfusion, 456 00:18:52,732 --> 00:18:54,233 but unfortunately, her blood type 457 00:18:54,233 --> 00:18:55,568 is as rare as her blood disease. 458 00:18:55,568 --> 00:18:57,671 Ever my unique butterfly. 459 00:18:57,738 --> 00:19:00,539 Once you inject this serum, it will change your blood type to Nora's. 460 00:19:00,539 --> 00:19:03,309 And then, we can give your healthy blood to your wife. 461 00:19:03,375 --> 00:19:05,412 [imitating Borat] "Your wife!" 462 00:19:05,479 --> 00:19:08,548 But, the transfusion will kill you. 463 00:19:08,615 --> 00:19:10,717 [all gasp] 464 00:19:10,784 --> 00:19:12,419 My condolences. 465 00:19:12,486 --> 00:19:14,587 Why the hell did you have to say the death part? 466 00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:16,789 Now he's going to make one of us do it! 467 00:19:16,856 --> 00:19:19,526 Well, I've never been more thankful for my shark blood. 468 00:19:19,593 --> 00:19:20,861 And, as previously stated, 469 00:19:20,928 --> 00:19:23,963 I am a dirt thing, so it won't work on me. 470 00:19:24,698 --> 00:19:25,898 This is bullshit. 471 00:19:25,965 --> 00:19:28,501 No, it must be my sacrifice. 472 00:19:28,567 --> 00:19:30,604 The only reason I've suffered through life 473 00:19:30,671 --> 00:19:32,905 in this godforsaken cryo-suit, 474 00:19:32,972 --> 00:19:34,907 is to find a cure for Nora. 475 00:19:34,974 --> 00:19:36,777 If that time has come, 476 00:19:36,844 --> 00:19:39,712 then I greet my end with open arms. 477 00:19:39,779 --> 00:19:41,381 Holy shit, that's insane. 478 00:19:41,448 --> 00:19:43,450 It is not insane, 479 00:19:43,517 --> 00:19:45,585 for if you truly love someone, 480 00:19:45,652 --> 00:19:50,051 you will do anything for them. 481 00:20:08,340 --> 00:20:10,009 My beautiful girl. 482 00:20:12,980 --> 00:20:14,580 Goodbye, my love. 483 00:20:14,647 --> 00:20:19,619 Have the life I could never give you. 484 00:20:20,954 --> 00:20:25,305 I will never stop loving you. 485 00:20:36,436 --> 00:20:37,436 No! 486 00:20:37,436 --> 00:20:40,840 [crying] 487 00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:41,840 [sobbing] 488 00:20:41,842 --> 00:20:42,842 Oh, God! 489 00:20:43,644 --> 00:20:46,012 I'm feeling feelings! 490 00:20:46,079 --> 00:20:49,682 I've never seen truer love than that. 491 00:20:49,750 --> 00:20:53,053 Damn. That's nothin' like what Joker and I had. 492 00:20:53,119 --> 00:20:54,721 I guess that would be kinda nice. 493 00:20:54,788 --> 00:20:56,623 Oh. Don't be too hard on yourself. 494 00:20:56,690 --> 00:20:58,424 We've all been in toxic relationships 495 00:20:58,491 --> 00:21:00,626 that skewed our thoughts on love. 496 00:21:00,693 --> 00:21:02,061 Leslie. 497 00:21:02,061 --> 00:21:04,498 Chin up, Harls. I mean, if I can find true love, 498 00:21:04,564 --> 00:21:06,032 then there's hope for you too. 499 00:21:06,099 --> 00:21:07,901 I'm so happy for you guys. 500 00:21:07,968 --> 00:21:09,970 [Nora sobbing] 501 00:21:11,038 --> 00:21:13,339 And my condolences to you. 502 00:21:13,405 --> 00:21:15,442 He seemed like a really great guy. 503 00:21:15,509 --> 00:21:16,742 Yeah, good guy. 504 00:21:16,742 --> 00:21:19,113 -So, so sorry. -He was a real mensch. 505 00:21:19,113 --> 00:21:21,413 Can we go now? 506 00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:25,480 Oh, my God! Get out of here! 507 00:21:27,621 --> 00:21:30,656 Babe, I'm just... I'm so sorry that I left the venue. 508 00:21:30,656 --> 00:21:32,026 I know how much this meant to you, 509 00:21:32,026 --> 00:21:34,028 and I hope I didn't mess it all up. 510 00:21:34,094 --> 00:21:36,896 While I totes appreesh the apology, I realized something today. 511 00:21:36,896 --> 00:21:39,866 It doesn't matter where we get married, 512 00:21:39,932 --> 00:21:43,971 the only thing that matters, is that I get to marry you. 513 00:21:44,038 --> 00:21:46,373 I don't even care about the ven-- 514 00:21:46,439 --> 00:21:47,807 [phone rings] 515 00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:49,476 I knew my selfless gesture would be rewarded. 516 00:21:49,476 --> 00:21:51,443 Ah! It's just like the end of a rom-com! 517 00:21:51,510 --> 00:21:53,547 You're go for the K-man. 518 00:21:53,613 --> 00:21:56,950 Hope you had a backup venue, you kited douche! 519 00:21:57,017 --> 00:21:58,585 -[Condiment King laughing] -Mitchell? 520 00:21:58,652 --> 00:22:00,519 No, put Stew on. 521 00:22:00,586 --> 00:22:02,556 -No, he's right. -[laughs] Looks like you didn't... 522 00:22:02,622 --> 00:22:05,458 "cut the mustard." [laughs] 523 00:22:05,525 --> 00:22:07,126 Oh, Jesus, here we go. 524 00:22:07,193 --> 00:22:11,530 You'll always be trying to "ketchup" to me. 525 00:22:11,597 --> 00:22:13,465 -[laughs] -He can't be serious. 526 00:22:13,532 --> 00:22:16,635 [laughs] "Mayo" have a good day. 527 00:22:16,702 --> 00:22:17,770 He is. 528 00:22:17,837 --> 00:22:19,506 "Tartar" for now. 529 00:22:19,573 --> 00:22:20,773 Closer. 530 00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:22,642 I think he's my nemesis now, too. 531 00:22:23,509 --> 00:22:25,545 [theme music playing]