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[Dick] Gotham City.
Demons are rising up.

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Criminals breathe
in the shadows.

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Blood paints the streets
like graffiti.

4
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My home needs Nightwing.

5
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Uh, anyone
want to switch seats?

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[theme music playing]

7
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Finally! Hey, next time
we steal an invisible jet,

8
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let's just, like, fly home
before it explodes.

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Hello, Alfred.

10
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Looks like the prodigal son
has returned... [grunts]

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What up, Gotham City?
You ready to lick off my toes?

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Harley and Ivy are back!

13
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That's how you wax poetic,
you fucking dork.

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-[Alfred] My word!
-[Harley laughs]

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-Hmm.
-I'll grab a cab.

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Mmm. Hoda Kotb,
your pantry is beyond
organized.

17
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An oatmeal shelf. I am gagged!

18
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My Meyer lemon tree
is finally producing fruit.

19
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You know, they're not like
regular lemons.

20
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It's that hint of sweetness
that makes all the diff--

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Hello, clayfaces
and shark men!

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[horn blaring]

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[Frank] And me!

24
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I got your cheap
Hudson News-ass
postcard from Paris.

25
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I know you got this shit
at the airport.

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Oui, oui, motherfucker!

27
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Oh, you're back! And creating
all kinds of fun new holes
in the wall.

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Did you know Mr. Kool-Aid
improved to that style of entry
on the day?

29
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Some talent you cannot teach.

30
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Well, stealing classic
commercial bits are only
the beginning

31
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because now that
the crew's back together,
we got mad plans, yo!

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I knew you'd come back
for a giant caper.

33
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So what are we going to do?

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Okay, Ivy came up with
the most badass, most genius,

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crazy, sexy, cool plan ever!

36
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Well, I...
I wouldn't go that far.

37
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It is so awesome and fucked-up,

38
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it would make Lex Luthor
shit his pants!

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That man does not shit
his pants for anything.

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Dear heavens, Harley,
tell us what the plan is.

41
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It's Ivy's plan.
You gotta ask her.

42
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I know you guys are used
to me being in charge,

43
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but this is all Ivy,
her time to shine.

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Hit it, Ivy.

45
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Oh, yes.

46
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I will hit it

47
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'cause I'm the boss lady,
if you will.

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The big honcho,
the top pepperoni. [chuckles]

49
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[clears throat]
You know what, guys?

50
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We just walked in.
I haven't even unpacked.

51
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I smell like a bus.
Can we just talk about
the plan in a little bit?

52
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You are gonna cream
when you hear this plan. Huh.

53
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And once again,
our house is a home.

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[suspenseful music playing]

55
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Huh. Feels smaller.

56
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Uh... Why does
this suit have boobs?

57
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If you want to keep that one,
I have a spare in my locker.

58
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This is my alcove,
and you're not Batman.

59
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He wishes, right?

60
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He doesn't wish. I'm Batgirl.

61
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And you're Dick Grayson.
Last of the Flying Graysons,
ward of Bruce Wayne,

62
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the original Robin, Teen Titan,
and now the protector
of Bludhaven.

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Nightwing!

64
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Nightwing. Got it.

65
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You were gone for a while.

66
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We had to make some
expansions stick.

67
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Well, I see you've installed
some new darkened corners,
and it's Nightwing.

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We're equals.
Not Batman and Robin.

69
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Got that right.

70
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Ah, I thought you were four.

71
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It's been eight years.
That's how time works, dickwad.

72
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What's with your voice?

73
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What are you talking about?

74
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It's a bit overly serious.

75
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I think it's an appropriate
amount of serious.

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[alarm beeping]

77
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Firefly's attacking
the Gotham corn factory,

78
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but he's going to see his plan
go up in flames.
To the Batmobile!

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Shotgun.

80
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Don't worry.
You can ride with The Macaroni.

81
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Who's The Macaroni?

82
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Your chariot awaits.

83
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Fuck The Macaroni.

84
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[Poison Ivy clears throat]
Good evening. Welcome.

85
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Bienvenue.

86
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Is this an MLM? 'Cause I'm in.

87
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-The dictionary defines
terraforming as...
-[Harley] Ooh, ooh, me!

88
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-Yes?
-You're doing great. [smooches]

89
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Thank you.
So thousands of years ago,
Gotham looked like this.

90
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Before it became
trash like this.

91
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We're going to reanimate
the dead plant matter
underneath the city

92
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and supercharge it
to terraform Gotham into this.

93
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-Well, I'm sold.
-Harls, just hang on a second,
I haven't said the actual plan.

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I thought she was finished too.

95
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Now, to terraform this city,
I need to create
the Eden Serum.

96
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But to do that, I need
a compound found only
in prehistoric mosquitoes

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that have been trapped in sap.

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-Like in Jurassic Park!
-Uh... Yeah.
I mean, I don't... Sure.

99
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-She's never even seen
Jurassic Park!
-[Poison Ivy] Guys...

100
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What? You are missing out
on 60% of my personality.

101
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Why do you think I kept making
Jeff Goldblum references?

102
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The good news is that

103
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our friends over at the
Natural History Museum
have such a mosquito.

104
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Then let us heist!

105
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I call the role of...
[in female voice]
Eleanor St. Cloud.

106
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She's a widowed
archaeologist fresh off
her latest find, love.

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Actually, if you go ahead
and pick up your binders,

108
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I've already assigned
each of you a fantastic role.

109
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"Lookout number two"?

110
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The roles have been carefully
chosen based on ability.

111
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And this heist has been
planned, dare I say,
to perfection.

112
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-What about hidden
security cams?
-It's in the binder.

113
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-What about lasers?
-Also in the binder.

114
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What if one of the day guards
picks up an extra shift

115
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so he can finally propose
to his high school squeeze?

116
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He quit smoking ages ago,
but carries around
a cigarette for the smell.

117
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-Nervous about the proposal...
-[sighs deeply]

118
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...he goes out for a whiff
of the old confidence stick
and spots us.

119
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That's not in the binder
because it's not
going to happen.

120
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Guys, I've thought of
everything, okay?

121
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I mean, look how sick
this binder is.

122
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That is leadership.

123
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I know I wasn't invited
on this adventure,
but I do have n-zotes.

124
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Not listening to you.
Okay, so that's the plan.

125
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[applauding] Great plan.

126
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Sorry if this clap
sounds sarcastic.

127
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I sprained my hand
playing table tennis.

128
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What the hell
are you doing here, Bane?

129
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I am here for revenge!

130
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I gave Amy and Kite Man
a very expensive pasta maker
for their wedding,

131
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but they didn't get married!

132
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[coughs] It's gauche
to keep the gift.

133
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Yeah, and it's double gauche
to ask for it back,
you dickstick.

134
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And we don't even know
where it is.

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[burping]

136
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I asked nicely, but next time
I return, there will be
no good manners.

137
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All right, boss,
time to steal a mosquito.

138
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Okay, on three.

139
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[all] One, two, three!

140
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Shit! Sorry I didn't tell you
what to say on three.
I just counted.

141
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Should we go again?
No, let's just go.

142
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[upbeat music playing]

143
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All clear.

144
00:07:06,259 --> 00:07:08,177
You know why I picked up
this extra shift?

145
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Because I need
a little extra money.

146
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I'm proposing to
my high school sweetheart,

147
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and I don't know why
this is so nerve-wracking.

148
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We're basically married.

149
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I quit smoking a long time ago.

150
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I just carry it around
for the smell.

151
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What, King Shark and his gang?

152
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[alarm blaring]

153
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Ah, shit on a pony,
there shouldn't be
guards here--

154
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[Harley] Come on,
let's go, let's go.

155
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-Ive, what do we do?
-Run!

156
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[King Shark]
Did she just ditch us?

157
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Okay. Ivy is not
leading our next thing.

158
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Okay, look, I'm sure
this is just part of the plan.

159
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She's got it
under control. Okay?

160
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Was this in the binder?

161
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Oh, good!
You got the magic bug.

162
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-What now, Ive?
-Should we escape
through the basement?

163
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Or bust open the front door?

164
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[all] Ivy! Ivy! Ivy!
Ivy! Ivy! Ivy! Ivy!

165
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Ah!

166
00:08:04,442 --> 00:08:08,446
How is an Ivy plan
even more of a disaster
than a Harley plan?

167
00:08:08,529 --> 00:08:09,947
It's a surprise to me too.

168
00:08:10,990 --> 00:08:13,868
Okay. Successful heist, right?

169
00:08:13,951 --> 00:08:15,578
-[all groan]
-All right.

170
00:08:15,661 --> 00:08:18,164
Yeah. It looks like
it went great, boss.

171
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Look, there's dead plant matter
under this piece of concrete,

172
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and when I apply the
Eden Serum, it will reanimate
the plant and enhance it.

173
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Watch and learn.

174
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[squeaks]

175
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Ah, yes!

176
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Oh-ho, success!

177
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Oh, my gosh, this is...

178
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-Oh, no!
-[King Shark groans]

179
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Aah!

180
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Oh!

181
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[screams]

182
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Oh, that's terrifying!

183
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Oh, my God.

184
00:09:00,623 --> 00:09:03,292
Shit! Shit! Shit!

185
00:09:03,376 --> 00:09:04,710
-[sizzles]
-[screams]

186
00:09:04,794 --> 00:09:06,587
[grunts]

187
00:09:06,671 --> 00:09:12,051
I'm not going to repeat
what that plant said,
but he fucking hates you.

188
00:09:18,015 --> 00:09:21,018
Knock, knock. I'mma coming in,
so I'm gonna... [grunting]

189
00:09:23,145 --> 00:09:24,480
[screams]

190
00:09:24,563 --> 00:09:26,691
Hey, Ive, I can't find the
opening to your flower.

191
00:09:26,774 --> 00:09:28,693
[chuckles] Which is a first.

192
00:09:30,361 --> 00:09:31,612
-[gasping] Hey!
-I screwed it up.

193
00:09:31,696 --> 00:09:33,823
I screwed up
the Eden Serum formula.

194
00:09:33,906 --> 00:09:35,408
What makes you think that?

195
00:09:35,491 --> 00:09:37,326
There are too many cooks
in the kitchen.

196
00:09:37,410 --> 00:09:40,746
It will be way better
if I can just work
on this plan alone.

197
00:09:40,830 --> 00:09:44,917
Yeah, no problem. I will tell
King Shark and Clayface
it is just gonna be us.

198
00:09:45,001 --> 00:09:46,210
I will let them down easy.

199
00:09:46,294 --> 00:09:49,380
I mean alone, Harley.
Like, just me.

200
00:09:49,463 --> 00:09:51,591
[gasps, sobs]

201
00:09:58,889 --> 00:09:59,974
[Batgirl]
Okay, what's the plan?

202
00:10:00,057 --> 00:10:01,225
Batgirl, take out the goons.

203
00:10:01,309 --> 00:10:02,727
Robin, get the sprinklers
back online.

204
00:10:02,810 --> 00:10:03,769
Nightwing...

205
00:10:03,853 --> 00:10:05,146
Wait. Where's Nightwing?

206
00:10:06,814 --> 00:10:08,274
Evening, gentlemen.

207
00:10:08,357 --> 00:10:10,651
Didn't your mom ever tell you
not to play with matches?

208
00:10:10,735 --> 00:10:12,695
Well, maybe
he doesn't have a mom

209
00:10:12,778 --> 00:10:15,072
or wasn't raised in
a traditional household.

210
00:10:15,156 --> 00:10:17,366
You're making a lot
of assumptions here.

211
00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:19,535
It's the Bat Family. Get them.

212
00:10:19,618 --> 00:10:20,995
Change of plans, I guess.

213
00:10:28,169 --> 00:10:29,712
The plan was to be discreet.

214
00:10:29,795 --> 00:10:31,213
I don't do discreet. [grunts]

215
00:10:32,673 --> 00:10:33,549
Hey!

216
00:10:38,179 --> 00:10:39,096
[grunts]

217
00:10:42,183 --> 00:10:43,684
Firefly, twelve o'clock.

218
00:10:46,103 --> 00:10:47,146
[Nightwing] I'm on it.

219
00:10:52,109 --> 00:10:53,277
-[gasps]
-Whoa...

220
00:10:53,361 --> 00:10:55,071
[both grunting]

221
00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:05,081
We need to do something
about the team.

222
00:11:05,164 --> 00:11:07,500
Yeah, I have notes
for everyone.

223
00:11:07,583 --> 00:11:10,336
-[groans]
-We're still getting
pizza after this, right?

224
00:11:10,419 --> 00:11:11,379
Give me that.

225
00:11:13,089 --> 00:11:14,507
Ugh, ugh!

226
00:11:14,590 --> 00:11:17,259
I cannot believe that
she doesn't want me.

227
00:11:17,343 --> 00:11:18,594
I mean us, us!

228
00:11:18,677 --> 00:11:21,138
If I've learned anything
from my one day

229
00:11:21,222 --> 00:11:23,557
on the set of
the Thomas Wayne biopic,

230
00:11:23,641 --> 00:11:27,311
everyone can be
a star in their own role.
Give her time.

231
00:11:27,395 --> 00:11:30,439
I'm sure Ivy will inhabit
the character of leader.

232
00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:32,608
[Frank] Good luck with that.

233
00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:36,779
I've known Ivy for 20 years
and she didn't even let me be
a part of the plant plan,

234
00:11:36,862 --> 00:11:38,948
and I'm a goddamn plant.
That's my thing.

235
00:11:39,031 --> 00:11:43,577
[groaning] I wish there was
some way to teach her
how important teamwork is.

236
00:11:43,661 --> 00:11:46,330
[man on TV] Are you
looking for a fun
team-building activity?

237
00:11:46,414 --> 00:11:48,791
[yelps] That's exactly
what I need.

238
00:11:48,874 --> 00:11:50,793
Something to
foster camaraderie.

239
00:11:50,876 --> 00:11:52,711
Perhaps you need
to foster group camaraderie.

240
00:11:52,795 --> 00:11:55,297
It's at the top of
my foster list
above the kittens.

241
00:11:55,381 --> 00:11:58,801
♪ If you want to have fun
And do it as a team
Then come on down ♪

242
00:11:58,884 --> 00:12:00,469
♪ To Green Street ♪

243
00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:01,762
I have an idea.

244
00:12:01,846 --> 00:12:03,931
Is it the commercial
we all just heard?

245
00:12:04,014 --> 00:12:07,560
No, I am not a dumb sponge
soaking up, spitting out
whatever I hear on TV. Okay?

246
00:12:09,603 --> 00:12:10,771
[automated beeping]

247
00:12:13,649 --> 00:12:17,236
Uh, usually when
a bomb beeps, it's a bad thing.

248
00:12:18,404 --> 00:12:20,489
Because they're about
to explo...

249
00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:22,825
Eh.

250
00:12:22,908 --> 00:12:24,118
-[alarm buzzes]
-Your card's been declined.

251
00:12:24,201 --> 00:12:26,328
Impossible. I use autopay.

252
00:12:26,412 --> 00:12:28,831
I also went paperless
to save the trees.

253
00:12:28,914 --> 00:12:31,041
Declined. There's a hold
for identity theft.

254
00:12:31,125 --> 00:12:32,168
You'll have
to talk to your bank.

255
00:12:32,251 --> 00:12:33,711
This is outrageous!

256
00:12:33,794 --> 00:12:36,130
I need to blow up
a mall tonight.

257
00:12:36,213 --> 00:12:37,673
Could you hold it for me?

258
00:12:37,756 --> 00:12:41,135
If I do that for you,
I gotta do it for everybody.

259
00:12:41,218 --> 00:12:44,180
You're giving my explosives
to freaking Calendar Man?

260
00:12:44,263 --> 00:12:47,224
What's he going to blow up?
Valentine's Day?

261
00:12:47,308 --> 00:12:48,642
I hate this place.

262
00:12:48,726 --> 00:12:53,731
I will take the full fury
of my business elsewhere.

263
00:12:53,814 --> 00:12:56,692
The ransom video said
they're holding Harley in here.

264
00:12:56,775 --> 00:12:57,902
Well, are you sure?

265
00:12:57,985 --> 00:13:00,196
What the hell
is this place? Huh?

266
00:13:00,279 --> 00:13:04,241
A great way to take your mind
off things and let those
creative juices flow.

267
00:13:04,325 --> 00:13:05,993
So, being kidnapped...

268
00:13:06,076 --> 00:13:08,537
Was, on second thought,
an over-the-top lie
to get you here,

269
00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:11,248
-which, by the way,
took a lot of work.
-And where is here?

270
00:13:11,332 --> 00:13:13,501
An escape room! Oh, no!

271
00:13:13,584 --> 00:13:17,254
Did we stumble upon
the abandoned home of
Professor Phineas T. Puzzler?

272
00:13:17,338 --> 00:13:20,341
Eccentric inventor
and noted recluse.

273
00:13:20,424 --> 00:13:22,718
The only way out of this
mysterious mansion

274
00:13:22,801 --> 00:13:25,930
is to solve a series of clues,
each more fiendish
than the next.

275
00:13:26,013 --> 00:13:28,265
You know, there's no way
I'm going to do that.

276
00:13:28,349 --> 00:13:32,645
Oh, it's just one hour, and I
already forged your signature
on the release, so, ha.

277
00:13:32,728 --> 00:13:33,771
[scoffs]

278
00:13:38,192 --> 00:13:40,611
Oh, great. Noobs.

279
00:13:40,694 --> 00:13:43,280
It was half price if we didn't
ask for a private group.

280
00:13:43,364 --> 00:13:46,492
I'm Nelvin Eckles,
escape room extraordinaire.

281
00:13:46,575 --> 00:13:47,910
You don't follow me on social?

282
00:13:47,993 --> 00:13:49,119
Yeah, I'm done.

283
00:13:49,203 --> 00:13:50,371
I'm not spending an hour
with this guy.

284
00:13:53,999 --> 00:13:55,125
Wait. Is this thing real?

285
00:13:55,209 --> 00:13:56,752
-Ahoy.
-Riddler?

286
00:13:56,835 --> 00:13:58,921
It's me, Professor Puzzler,

287
00:13:59,004 --> 00:14:01,924
who's trapped in an escape room
with minutes to spare.

288
00:14:02,007 --> 00:14:05,678
A wrong answer would lead you
to your mortal despair.

289
00:14:05,761 --> 00:14:08,597
Fail to solve the puzzle,
you'll be squashed like a bug.

290
00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:10,349
Win and you'll get
a group photo

291
00:14:10,432 --> 00:14:14,103
and personalized mug,
limited to 11 characters.

292
00:14:14,186 --> 00:14:17,398
Huh! The ad did not
mention this.

293
00:14:18,732 --> 00:14:20,025
[glass shatters]

294
00:14:20,109 --> 00:14:22,111
Guys, it's gonna be okay.
We'll figure this out.

295
00:14:22,194 --> 00:14:24,738
-Okay, we won't but Ivy will.
-Ah, shit maggots.

296
00:14:24,822 --> 00:14:27,533
I should be working
on the Eden Serum
right now. Ugh!

297
00:14:27,616 --> 00:14:31,495
And you're gonna totally figure
that out, right after you
help us out of this jam

298
00:14:31,579 --> 00:14:33,455
because there is no one--

299
00:14:33,539 --> 00:14:36,250
Damn it, Harley! Please stop
telling me how smart and
what a great leader I am.

300
00:14:36,333 --> 00:14:38,961
I don't want
the responsibility. I don't.
Not a good leader!

301
00:14:39,044 --> 00:14:41,630
You've got to stop hitting
things when you're mad.

302
00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:43,048
It's ironic, I know, but...

303
00:14:44,091 --> 00:14:46,302
Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.

304
00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:52,141
[both chuckle nervously] Huh?

305
00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:56,645
-Okay, ID?
-I'm Bane.

306
00:14:56,729 --> 00:15:00,774
You know... Bane! Bane.

307
00:15:00,858 --> 00:15:02,735
Okay, so we put a hold
on your account

308
00:15:02,818 --> 00:15:05,195
due to suspicious activity,
and we can go through
the charges.

309
00:15:05,279 --> 00:15:08,157
So there's, like, $20
at Big Belly Burger
at 8:00 a.m.

310
00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:11,160
Yeah, I like that
breakfast sandwich
as much as the next guy.

311
00:15:11,243 --> 00:15:14,330
Another $30
at Big Belly Burger
at 9:00 a.m.

312
00:15:14,413 --> 00:15:16,457
Well, perhaps it's more
than the next guy.

313
00:15:16,540 --> 00:15:17,708
Twenty-five cases
of hard seltzer.

314
00:15:17,791 --> 00:15:20,169
One hundred cals
and cheaper in bulk.

315
00:15:20,252 --> 00:15:22,880
There's nothing suspicious
about these activities.

316
00:15:22,963 --> 00:15:24,923
The wedding dress
worn by Sarah Jessica Parker

317
00:15:25,007 --> 00:15:27,551
in the Sex and the City movie,
that was such a cash grab,

318
00:15:27,635 --> 00:15:30,888
and you paid $50,000 for it.
I'm sorry, what?

319
00:15:30,971 --> 00:15:35,059
You can't put a price
on a bespoke Vivienne Westwood.

320
00:15:35,142 --> 00:15:36,769
It's a work of art!

321
00:15:36,852 --> 00:15:38,937
I know I'm just, like, a simple
bank teller or whatever,

322
00:15:39,021 --> 00:15:42,983
but looking at your purchase
history, I'm just like,
are you depressed?

323
00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:45,194
No... [hesitates]

324
00:15:46,445 --> 00:15:47,905
I couldn't help but wonder.

325
00:15:47,988 --> 00:15:50,282
Was the teller
telling the truth?

326
00:15:50,366 --> 00:15:51,700
Was I depressed?

327
00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:55,037
Perhaps my identity
had been stolen,

328
00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:56,789
by myself.

329
00:15:58,207 --> 00:16:01,543
-[clock beeping]
-Mmm.

330
00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:04,129
-So we're gonna die,
aren't we?
-Oh, yeah.

331
00:16:04,213 --> 00:16:06,924
And it might be
incredibly painful.

332
00:16:07,007 --> 00:16:09,176
If you'd like, I can just eat
you right now.

333
00:16:09,259 --> 00:16:10,386
Just save you the trouble.

334
00:16:11,387 --> 00:16:12,888
Piss cakes of a dick...

335
00:16:12,971 --> 00:16:16,141
Let the game begin,
my sad little pawns.

336
00:16:16,225 --> 00:16:19,269
Your opponent awaits,
a chess master of brawls.

337
00:16:19,353 --> 00:16:22,398
Time's wasted in danger,
will never abate.

338
00:16:22,481 --> 00:16:27,152
So make haste and escape,
with a nimble checkmate.

339
00:16:27,236 --> 00:16:28,904
Gonna need you
to step aside, ma'am.

340
00:16:28,987 --> 00:16:31,657
Card-carrying Mensa member.
JK, Mensa doesn't gift cards.

341
00:16:31,740 --> 00:16:33,242
My incredible brain is my card.

342
00:16:36,995 --> 00:16:39,832
I know this is terrifying,
but I am so impressed

343
00:16:39,915 --> 00:16:42,292
-with the production value.
-Right?

344
00:16:42,376 --> 00:16:44,420
So what are you doing here?

345
00:16:44,503 --> 00:16:46,088
What are you doing here?

346
00:16:46,171 --> 00:16:48,006
I heard the commercial
and thought,
"That's what we need..."

347
00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:49,800
-Group camaraderie!
-Yes!

348
00:16:49,883 --> 00:16:51,468
Yes, that's why
I brought us here.

349
00:16:51,552 --> 00:16:53,095
We are so fricking smart.

350
00:16:53,178 --> 00:16:55,264
I can't believe we got tricked
into coming here by Riddler.

351
00:16:55,347 --> 00:16:56,640
It was a catchy commercial.

352
00:16:56,724 --> 00:16:58,350
It was so catchy.

353
00:17:00,394 --> 00:17:02,396
Ha! Checkmate, bitches.

354
00:17:02,479 --> 00:17:03,814
Whoo! [chuckles]

355
00:17:03,897 --> 00:17:05,858
You're welcome.

356
00:17:05,941 --> 00:17:08,986
Hey, Searching for Bobby
Fuckstick, you just killed us.

357
00:17:11,029 --> 00:17:11,947
You're right.

358
00:17:12,030 --> 00:17:13,824
[moans] I'm so stupid.

359
00:17:13,907 --> 00:17:15,868
Stupid, stupid, stupid!

360
00:17:15,951 --> 00:17:19,371
And on IMDB,
I'm actually listed as
Clayface, Roman numeral four.

361
00:17:19,455 --> 00:17:22,791
But I hope I'll reclaim numeral
one when they update my credits

362
00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:26,128
to include my role in the new
Thomas Wayne movie.

363
00:17:26,211 --> 00:17:27,963
What Thomas Wayne movie?

364
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:31,091
Great, great, great, great!
I'm going to die
with the eighth Robin.

365
00:17:31,175 --> 00:17:33,177
I'm the first!

366
00:17:33,260 --> 00:17:37,306
I thought I could cape
crusade on my own, but I let
Tarantula kill Blockbuster.

367
00:17:37,389 --> 00:17:39,808
It was big news
in Bludhaven. [groans]

368
00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:41,268
If the Bat Family
knew about it,

369
00:17:41,351 --> 00:17:43,312
they'd know
what a failure I was.

370
00:17:43,395 --> 00:17:45,272
If it was big news,
don't you think
they'd already know about it?

371
00:17:46,398 --> 00:17:48,442
I'm going to kill myself.

372
00:17:48,525 --> 00:17:51,153
You do not have to do that.
We're going to die in, like,
three and a half minutes.

373
00:17:51,236 --> 00:17:52,696
Not fast enough!

374
00:17:52,780 --> 00:17:54,656
Hey, I want to get out of here,
and I'm trying to form

375
00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:57,117
a complete fucking thought
before acting on it.
Unlike you...

376
00:17:57,201 --> 00:18:00,329
Yeah, well, the spikes ain't
gonna wait for you to come up
with something perfect.

377
00:18:00,412 --> 00:18:02,456
You might as well
come up here with me.

378
00:18:02,539 --> 00:18:04,792
I should have never left
Gotham in the first place.

379
00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:06,543
I got restless and
Batman pushed me.

380
00:18:06,627 --> 00:18:09,004
Oh, my God, shut up!

381
00:18:09,087 --> 00:18:12,966
He said, "Failure isn't fatal,
but failure to change
might be."

382
00:18:13,050 --> 00:18:15,344
Later, I found out he was just
quoting John Wooden,

383
00:18:15,427 --> 00:18:17,012
which is so basic!

384
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:19,973
Oh, maybe that's it.
Maybe we have to fail
to succeed.

385
00:18:20,057 --> 00:18:21,475
Riddler's shit about checkmate.

386
00:18:21,558 --> 00:18:24,978
He didn't say it was us
doing the checking, mate.

387
00:18:25,062 --> 00:18:26,939
Ugh, yeah, I'm going
to kill myself too.

388
00:18:30,609 --> 00:18:33,529
Try jamming the gears. Stall.

389
00:18:33,612 --> 00:18:36,532
Okay, Mensa boy,
what's the quickest way
to lose a chess match?

390
00:18:36,615 --> 00:18:38,325
That's easy.
It's called a fool's mate.

391
00:18:38,408 --> 00:18:40,369
-It dates back to...
-Ugh, just tell me
what to move!

392
00:18:40,452 --> 00:18:42,704
Okay, okay.
Move your F pawn up one.

393
00:18:43,705 --> 00:18:45,082
[grunts]

394
00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:48,502
Okay, now move
your G pawn up two.

395
00:18:51,547 --> 00:18:53,048
[straining]

396
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:57,010
-I did it.
-Oh, my God!

397
00:18:57,094 --> 00:19:01,014
-We are not going to die.
-Haven't they exploited that
poor, rich Wayne family enough?

398
00:19:01,098 --> 00:19:04,268
Every few years, there's
another film depicting
the Waynes' murder.

399
00:19:04,351 --> 00:19:06,061
We get it. Crime alley.

400
00:19:06,144 --> 00:19:09,231
The pearls, those pearls,
their beautiful child

401
00:19:09,314 --> 00:19:12,442
watches them fall,
as life is extinguished

402
00:19:12,526 --> 00:19:15,153
from his mother's eyes,
so too is his innocence.

403
00:19:15,237 --> 00:19:18,073
It's one thing for Bruce Wayne
to talk about his trauma,

404
00:19:18,156 --> 00:19:20,534
but for others to do it
over and over again...

405
00:19:20,617 --> 00:19:23,412
Yes, yes, go on.
I can use all of this.

406
00:19:24,079 --> 00:19:26,123
[rumbling]

407
00:19:30,168 --> 00:19:32,880
-Oh, look, we did it.
-Teamwork!

408
00:19:32,963 --> 00:19:34,756
-Ive!
-Harles.

409
00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:36,925
Did my stupid,
smart escape room idea work?

410
00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:41,597
I mean, we still might die,
but sure. I don't know
how you did it,

411
00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:44,308
setting me up to tackle
my exact issue back there.

412
00:19:44,391 --> 00:19:46,226
I mean, embracing
failure to win.

413
00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:47,603
How did you find this place?

414
00:19:47,686 --> 00:19:49,187
I have no idea
what you're talking about,

415
00:19:49,271 --> 00:19:51,189
but no one expects you
to be perfect.

416
00:19:51,273 --> 00:19:52,691
We will always have your back,

417
00:19:52,774 --> 00:19:55,444
-even if you screw up.
-This is very touching,

418
00:19:55,527 --> 00:19:57,905
and it will make an
excellent Hallmark movie...

419
00:19:57,988 --> 00:20:00,198
But we're going to die
in three minutes!

420
00:20:00,282 --> 00:20:04,912
No, we're not
because I'm going to do
everything I can to save us.

421
00:20:04,995 --> 00:20:06,997
And who cares
if it's not perfect?

422
00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:08,540
-I am...
-I just finished it.

423
00:20:08,624 --> 00:20:09,958
-Thank God.
-Oh, great.

424
00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:11,877
Yeah, congrats.
You got it. Fuck you!

425
00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:13,712
Please exit to the right
and leave the upper view

426
00:20:13,795 --> 00:20:16,506
to collect your photo
and mug. Eleven characters!

427
00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:23,430
You've got this, Ive.
We are all here for you.

428
00:20:23,513 --> 00:20:25,933
You gave this to that
knobby-kneed dandelion.

429
00:20:26,016 --> 00:20:28,393
-This is too strong.
-Okay, just hand me that.

430
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:33,899
If I fail, I fail.

431
00:20:33,982 --> 00:20:36,234
And we'll try again
tomorrow, right?

432
00:20:48,163 --> 00:20:49,831
Yes!

433
00:20:49,915 --> 00:20:52,668
You did it! Oh, you're such
a smokeshow
when you're planning.

434
00:20:52,751 --> 00:20:55,545
Oh, something's wrong.
Something's very wrong.

435
00:20:55,629 --> 00:20:57,172
Whoa! [coughs]

436
00:20:57,255 --> 00:20:58,632
[Poison Ivy] Not in a hot
and sexy way.

437
00:20:58,715 --> 00:21:00,342
Run, run!

438
00:21:00,425 --> 00:21:02,844
Shit... It went down my throat!

439
00:21:02,928 --> 00:21:04,680
[tires screeching]

440
00:21:04,763 --> 00:21:10,978
At last! I shall have
my revenge for the pasta maker.

441
00:21:11,645 --> 00:21:13,897
Oh, oh, wow.

442
00:21:14,815 --> 00:21:18,193
I... I feel nothing.

443
00:21:18,276 --> 00:21:20,362
I couldn't help but wonder.

444
00:21:20,445 --> 00:21:22,990
Did I need a therapist
after all?

445
00:21:24,449 --> 00:21:26,368
[grunting]

446
00:21:26,451 --> 00:21:30,622
Is anyone hurt?
Suffering from current
traumatic stress disorder?

447
00:21:30,706 --> 00:21:32,207
Oh, no. Frank didn't
make it out.

448
00:21:33,417 --> 00:21:35,585
Frank, are you...

449
00:21:35,669 --> 00:21:37,087
Are you okay?

450
00:21:38,922 --> 00:21:39,840
I am...

451
00:21:41,258 --> 00:21:43,343
a God!

452
00:21:46,263 --> 00:21:47,472
Do you have any fours?

453
00:21:47,556 --> 00:21:49,057
Okay, let's try again.

454
00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:51,101
Hi, I'm Nightwing.

455
00:21:51,184 --> 00:21:54,021
I know. Last of the Flying
Graysons, ward of Bruce Wayne,
the original Robin.

456
00:21:54,104 --> 00:21:55,272
[chuckles] No, no.

457
00:21:55,355 --> 00:21:58,650
Nightwing, member of
the Bat Family.

458
00:21:58,734 --> 00:22:01,069
[Robin] You forgot
"giant dickhead, "dickhead!

459
00:22:01,153 --> 00:22:02,904
-[sighs]
-It's Firefly.

460
00:22:02,988 --> 00:22:04,448
He's attacking an orphanage.

461
00:22:04,531 --> 00:22:06,033
Quick, Bat Family,
to the Batmobile!

462
00:22:06,116 --> 00:22:07,743
-Shotgun.
-You can ride with me.

463
00:22:07,826 --> 00:22:08,744
Thanks.

464
00:22:08,827 --> 00:22:09,911
Maybe next time...

465
00:22:13,206 --> 00:22:14,207
[yelps]

466
00:22:21,048 --> 00:22:22,215
[theme music playing]