1 00:00:18,977 --> 00:00:20,687 [car honking] 2 00:00:20,770 --> 00:00:22,439 -Hey, the guys and I were thinking... -[sighs] 3 00:00:22,522 --> 00:00:24,107 ...of heading to Mama Macaroni's 4 00:00:24,190 --> 00:00:26,985 Whoo! Those garlic knots slap! 5 00:00:27,068 --> 00:00:29,195 Don't get me wrong. I love me some Mama Mac's. 6 00:00:29,279 --> 00:00:32,532 That pomodoro turns me into a pomowhoro, 7 00:00:32,615 --> 00:00:34,117 but one day of pure focus 8 00:00:34,200 --> 00:00:36,661 and we're going to be ready to terraform Gotham 9 00:00:36,745 --> 00:00:37,996 into paradise. 10 00:00:38,079 --> 00:00:40,290 Uh, so Frank "rising from the ashes reborn" 11 00:00:40,373 --> 00:00:42,000 wasn't the key? He's floating. 12 00:00:42,083 --> 00:00:44,627 Oh, I'm all-powerful. 13 00:00:44,711 --> 00:00:45,879 Check this shit out. 14 00:00:45,962 --> 00:00:47,213 Hmm, ahh. 15 00:00:47,297 --> 00:00:48,798 -Take that, take all of that! -[Harley] Wow! 16 00:00:48,882 --> 00:00:50,717 Very cool, Frank. But in this current state, 17 00:00:50,800 --> 00:00:52,427 he can only pollinate this area. 18 00:00:52,510 --> 00:00:55,680 Please, I can easily get down with all of Gotham's flora. 19 00:00:55,764 --> 00:00:57,474 No dick mist needed! You feel me? 20 00:00:57,557 --> 00:01:00,143 Hey, Frank, you're asexual, so you'd be fucking yourself. 21 00:01:00,226 --> 00:01:01,519 Well, I know I can do that! 22 00:01:01,603 --> 00:01:03,062 Any-hiddly-diddly, 23 00:01:03,146 --> 00:01:05,732 I just need to increase Frank's seed production tenfold. 24 00:01:05,815 --> 00:01:07,567 And I'm so close. So if you could just-- 25 00:01:07,650 --> 00:01:09,861 He did it! By God, he did it! 26 00:01:09,944 --> 00:01:11,154 Hey, Sy! Sy! 27 00:01:11,237 --> 00:01:13,281 Aye, all this yelling reminds me 28 00:01:13,364 --> 00:01:16,201 of Kim Jon Il's real funeral back in '98. 29 00:01:16,284 --> 00:01:18,745 I downloaded Sy into Catwoman's Smarthome. 30 00:01:18,828 --> 00:01:21,456 He can access the entire Internet. 31 00:01:21,539 --> 00:01:22,415 Ask him anything. 32 00:01:22,499 --> 00:01:23,833 Who makes the best burger? 33 00:01:23,917 --> 00:01:26,002 Who won best actor for the 1991 Olivier's? 34 00:01:26,085 --> 00:01:28,129 The horse, Seabiscuit, and a gay man. 35 00:01:28,213 --> 00:01:29,255 -Amazing. -He's good. 36 00:01:29,339 --> 00:01:30,673 Ive, ask him something. 37 00:01:30,757 --> 00:01:32,342 Those are also the things that I wanted to know. 38 00:01:32,425 --> 00:01:34,344 So if you guys could just-- 39 00:01:36,846 --> 00:01:40,975 There's 37 other rooms in this house, I'm just trying a-- 40 00:01:41,059 --> 00:01:44,020 [takes a deep breath and sighs] 41 00:01:44,103 --> 00:01:46,314 It's okay, Frank. I'm fine. I don't need-- 42 00:01:46,397 --> 00:01:48,274 Okay, don't stop. That actually feels really good. 43 00:01:48,358 --> 00:01:50,443 [theme music playing] 44 00:01:53,988 --> 00:01:54,864 -[piercing noise] -Ahh! 45 00:01:54,948 --> 00:01:56,074 [metal music playing] 46 00:01:56,157 --> 00:01:56,991 Oh, my God. 47 00:01:57,075 --> 00:01:58,535 [metal music continues] 48 00:01:58,618 --> 00:02:00,203 [music playing louder] 49 00:02:00,286 --> 00:02:01,120 Harley! 50 00:02:01,204 --> 00:02:03,289 [loud music continues] 51 00:02:07,168 --> 00:02:09,045 What the hell is this? 52 00:02:09,128 --> 00:02:11,965 Uh, just the first practice of Gotham's soon to be 53 00:02:12,048 --> 00:02:14,884 greatest Progressive Alien Deathcore Band. 54 00:02:14,968 --> 00:02:17,720 We are called The Blackened Pains of Zeerathan! 55 00:02:17,804 --> 00:02:20,557 Death of Harroc can suck both my dicks. 56 00:02:20,640 --> 00:02:23,059 Oh, they're currently the best PAD band in Gotham. 57 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:25,436 Don't need the acronym explained or repeated to me, 58 00:02:25,520 --> 00:02:27,522 but it is like a touch loud. 59 00:02:27,605 --> 00:02:29,065 Do you want us to turn it down? 60 00:02:29,149 --> 00:02:31,776 I mean, if it doesn't ruin the vibe or whatever. 61 00:02:31,860 --> 00:02:33,653 -You know. -[Harley] There we go. 62 00:02:33,736 --> 00:02:37,115 Hey, Ive, you're going to kick science's ass! 63 00:02:37,198 --> 00:02:39,409 Yes. Rock on. 64 00:02:39,492 --> 00:02:41,578 [distorted music and drums playing] 65 00:02:41,661 --> 00:02:42,829 [sighs] 66 00:02:43,955 --> 00:02:45,707 Hmm. 67 00:02:45,790 --> 00:02:48,751 -[Ivy sighs] -Oh, I'm seeing something. 68 00:02:48,835 --> 00:02:51,504 Wait, I'm saying it's just you being a little bitch 69 00:02:51,588 --> 00:02:54,007 and not telling Harley she's being freaking annoying. 70 00:02:54,090 --> 00:02:55,925 Frank, I like to employ a tactic 71 00:02:56,009 --> 00:02:58,636 called judicious transparency in my relationships. 72 00:02:58,720 --> 00:02:59,929 Yeah, yeah, I heard of that. 73 00:03:00,013 --> 00:03:01,431 It's called being a little bitch. 74 00:03:01,514 --> 00:03:02,932 Hey, a big part of being in a relationship 75 00:03:03,016 --> 00:03:05,685 is not always telling the exact truth. 76 00:03:05,768 --> 00:03:08,021 And that way you can get what you need 77 00:03:08,104 --> 00:03:09,689 without hurting anyone's feelings. 78 00:03:09,772 --> 00:03:11,399 Also, I just blew up our last place, 79 00:03:11,482 --> 00:03:12,775 so I don't really feel like being the bad guy right now. 80 00:03:12,859 --> 00:03:14,027 [microphone feedback] 81 00:03:14,110 --> 00:03:15,111 -Oh, my God. -Well, 82 00:03:15,194 --> 00:03:16,529 you better do something 83 00:03:16,613 --> 00:03:18,489 or you're going to blow this place up, too. 84 00:03:18,573 --> 00:03:20,366 [sighs] Ugh. 85 00:03:21,868 --> 00:03:23,661 ♪ Ivy is so smart♪ 86 00:03:23,745 --> 00:03:26,039 ♪ But she's no science wussy♪ 87 00:03:26,122 --> 00:03:28,124 ♪ And in celebration ♪ 88 00:03:28,207 --> 00:03:29,417 ♪ I'm gonna eat her puss--♪ 89 00:03:29,500 --> 00:03:30,627 Oh, hey, babe. 90 00:03:30,710 --> 00:03:32,045 Yeah! Whoo! 91 00:03:32,128 --> 00:03:33,463 Obviously, and it goes without saying, 92 00:03:33,546 --> 00:03:35,548 I think it's amazing that you started a band. 93 00:03:35,632 --> 00:03:37,342 The thing is, um... 94 00:03:38,051 --> 00:03:38,927 [cat meows] 95 00:03:39,969 --> 00:03:42,639 Catwoman just texted me 96 00:03:42,722 --> 00:03:45,350 and she said that the instruments she stole 97 00:03:45,433 --> 00:03:48,227 when visiting the legendary Rock and Roll Hall of Fame 98 00:03:48,311 --> 00:03:53,316 induction ceremony in 2012, are off-limits. Dang it! 99 00:03:53,399 --> 00:03:56,235 Ah! 2012. A great year for me 100 00:03:56,319 --> 00:03:58,947 and my fellow Cosimo Matassa Stanleys. 101 00:03:59,030 --> 00:04:01,908 Ugh! Catwoman is such a buzzkill. 102 00:04:01,991 --> 00:04:04,953 Oh, I know! It's like the buzzkilliest. 103 00:04:05,036 --> 00:04:07,497 If it was up to me, I would so let you guys 104 00:04:07,580 --> 00:04:10,249 just shred... ass. 105 00:04:10,333 --> 00:04:12,502 But, you know, she's letting us stay here, 106 00:04:12,585 --> 00:04:13,962 so we just have to accept it. 107 00:04:14,045 --> 00:04:16,005 -Ugh. -Ugh, stupid rules. 108 00:04:16,798 --> 00:04:18,341 Yeah, uh. [sighs] 109 00:04:19,634 --> 00:04:21,844 Um, since we can't play anymore, 110 00:04:21,928 --> 00:04:23,429 could someone get me down? 111 00:04:24,931 --> 00:04:27,392 [announcer] This election, stick with the mayor 112 00:04:27,475 --> 00:04:29,978 because he's sticking it out for us. 113 00:04:31,813 --> 00:04:33,690 We're getting crushed in the polls! 114 00:04:33,773 --> 00:04:34,899 How is that possible? 115 00:04:34,983 --> 00:04:36,442 Guy can't even piss on his own. 116 00:04:36,526 --> 00:04:37,819 How's he supposed to run the city? 117 00:04:37,902 --> 00:04:40,029 Eh, he's playing the coma card. 118 00:04:40,113 --> 00:04:43,491 Well, our internals show 57% of voters 119 00:04:43,574 --> 00:04:44,826 think it's "mean" 120 00:04:44,909 --> 00:04:46,911 you're running against someone in a coma. 121 00:04:46,995 --> 00:04:48,579 Ah! But the other 43 are with us? 122 00:04:48,663 --> 00:04:51,874 No. 20 said they wish "you were the one in the coma." 123 00:04:51,958 --> 00:04:53,543 Feels like an unnecessary detail. 124 00:04:53,626 --> 00:04:55,294 And another 15 said, 125 00:04:55,378 --> 00:04:57,547 "I don't get carpool karaoke, 126 00:04:57,630 --> 00:05:00,341 they just sing along to songs in a car." 127 00:05:00,425 --> 00:05:03,136 Clearly they thought we were asking about James Corden. 128 00:05:03,219 --> 00:05:05,096 But regardless, it's not looking good. 129 00:05:05,179 --> 00:05:08,182 All I've done for this city and this is what I get? 130 00:05:08,266 --> 00:05:09,434 Maybe change things up. 131 00:05:09,517 --> 00:05:11,728 Be more Jim and less Commissioner 132 00:05:11,811 --> 00:05:13,396 Bingo. I need to just get out. 133 00:05:13,479 --> 00:05:14,856 Chat with the youths. 134 00:05:14,939 --> 00:05:16,649 Barbara, you're a cool, hip, popular young woman. 135 00:05:16,733 --> 00:05:18,651 Gather up 3,000 of your closest friends for me to talk to. 136 00:05:18,735 --> 00:05:20,194 Dad, I don't really have any... 137 00:05:20,278 --> 00:05:22,113 That many friends. 138 00:05:22,196 --> 00:05:24,115 Yeah. I could have guessed that. 139 00:05:24,198 --> 00:05:25,450 Damn it! Ow, my pinkie. 140 00:05:25,533 --> 00:05:27,952 Political campaigns are won with money. 141 00:05:28,036 --> 00:05:29,954 Uh, what about great policy and hope? 142 00:05:30,038 --> 00:05:32,373 [laughs] Yeah. 143 00:05:32,457 --> 00:05:35,626 No, we need money, from the filthiest, richest 144 00:05:35,710 --> 00:05:38,671 pieces of shit the world has to offer. 145 00:05:38,755 --> 00:05:41,841 Carmine Falcone, Ra's al Ghul, 146 00:05:41,924 --> 00:05:44,052 or if we're really lucky, 147 00:05:44,135 --> 00:05:45,511 Henry Kissinger! 148 00:05:45,595 --> 00:05:46,971 That monster isn't dead yet? 149 00:05:47,055 --> 00:05:48,598 God really doesn't exist. 150 00:05:48,681 --> 00:05:51,100 Dad, if you take their money, you'll be beholden to them. 151 00:05:51,184 --> 00:05:53,102 Run on what you believe in. 152 00:05:53,186 --> 00:05:55,021 Justice! Honor! 153 00:05:55,104 --> 00:05:56,481 The rule of law. 154 00:05:56,564 --> 00:05:58,566 You, Jim Gordon, are enough. 155 00:05:58,649 --> 00:06:01,152 Aww. You really are my north star. 156 00:06:03,529 --> 00:06:05,198 Okay, so where are these rich assholes? 157 00:06:07,325 --> 00:06:09,410 [lens clicking] 158 00:06:09,494 --> 00:06:11,496 [Ivy humming] 159 00:06:12,205 --> 00:06:14,665 [Harley humming] 160 00:06:14,749 --> 00:06:16,626 [sighs] Harley, what are you doing? 161 00:06:16,709 --> 00:06:18,669 Oh, don't mind me. I'm just gonna use Catwoman's 162 00:06:18,753 --> 00:06:21,130 fancy Japanese toilet. 163 00:06:21,214 --> 00:06:23,257 Have you read it? I haven't gotten past the cover. 164 00:06:23,341 --> 00:06:25,468 Is it "I Q Eight Four"? 165 00:06:25,551 --> 00:06:27,428 [Toilet] Konnichiwa, Harley Quinn. 166 00:06:27,512 --> 00:06:29,472 -[mechanical sounds] -Level. 167 00:06:29,555 --> 00:06:30,807 -Level. -Ah. 168 00:06:30,890 --> 00:06:32,141 -[laughs] -[Toilet] I'll do that for you. 169 00:06:32,225 --> 00:06:33,101 [shrieks] 170 00:06:33,184 --> 00:06:35,019 Are you ready to flush? 171 00:06:35,103 --> 00:06:36,646 [Harley screams] 172 00:06:36,729 --> 00:06:38,981 -[under breath] Oh, my God. -[Toilet] Victory! S-level. 173 00:06:39,065 --> 00:06:40,900 That was spiritual. 174 00:06:40,983 --> 00:06:42,693 Everyone's gotta try this. 175 00:06:42,777 --> 00:06:45,363 -Hey, guys-- -Oh, no. 176 00:06:45,446 --> 00:06:46,989 Another text from Catwoman, 177 00:06:47,073 --> 00:06:50,326 says no one is allowed to use her special toilet. Ever! 178 00:06:50,409 --> 00:06:51,953 Wait, how did she even know? 179 00:06:52,036 --> 00:06:53,830 Uh, so she has, like, 180 00:06:53,913 --> 00:06:56,040 surveillance cameras like, everywhere. 181 00:06:56,124 --> 00:06:57,708 I'm so bummed. 182 00:06:57,792 --> 00:07:00,169 I want nothing more than for all of you 183 00:07:00,253 --> 00:07:02,630 to just go to the bathroom right near me. 184 00:07:02,713 --> 00:07:04,632 Ahh, stupid Catwoman! 185 00:07:04,715 --> 00:07:06,884 What is the point of a fancy Japanese toilet 186 00:07:06,968 --> 00:07:10,680 if you don't show it off? Argh. 187 00:07:10,763 --> 00:07:13,558 Oh, that's some weak ass shit. 188 00:07:13,641 --> 00:07:16,352 [inhales and sighs] 189 00:07:16,435 --> 00:07:18,688 [groans] That feline freak. 190 00:07:18,771 --> 00:07:20,189 Watching my every move. 191 00:07:21,440 --> 00:07:24,026 Your free cam show ends right now! 192 00:07:24,110 --> 00:07:24,986 Argh! 193 00:07:27,405 --> 00:07:29,699 [static sound] 194 00:07:30,908 --> 00:07:32,326 [groans] 195 00:07:32,410 --> 00:07:33,786 [pants heavily] 196 00:07:34,495 --> 00:07:36,205 [laughs] 197 00:07:37,456 --> 00:07:39,041 -[plays piano key] -[cat meows] 198 00:07:39,125 --> 00:07:41,085 I did it! Whoo! 199 00:07:41,169 --> 00:07:42,795 You diddled an electrical socket? 200 00:07:42,879 --> 00:07:46,174 What? No! I finished the serum. 201 00:07:46,257 --> 00:07:47,508 -Huzzah! -All right. 202 00:07:47,592 --> 00:07:48,634 -Feels good. -Kudos! 203 00:07:48,718 --> 00:07:50,469 -Pollination! -Feels good. 204 00:07:50,553 --> 00:07:52,555 Oh, I'm so proud of you, my sexy little scientist. 205 00:07:52,638 --> 00:07:54,348 But seriously, what is with the hair? 206 00:07:54,432 --> 00:07:57,143 Turns out I made the serum less explodie, 207 00:07:57,226 --> 00:07:59,103 but not not explodie. 208 00:07:59,187 --> 00:08:01,314 So, Frank's currently in a fugue state, 209 00:08:01,397 --> 00:08:03,482 producing enough pollen to cover all of Gotham. 210 00:08:03,566 --> 00:08:05,860 And since we have a couple of hours before he's ready, 211 00:08:05,943 --> 00:08:08,863 I thought that we would go for a celebratory dinner 212 00:08:08,946 --> 00:08:10,656 at Mama Macaroni's! 213 00:08:10,740 --> 00:08:12,158 -Whoo-hoo! -Mama Macaroni's? 214 00:08:12,241 --> 00:08:14,076 [all] Mama Macaroni's! 215 00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:15,578 -[singing] ♪ Coming into my mouth ♪ -♪ Her mouth ♪ 216 00:08:15,661 --> 00:08:17,246 ♪ Mama Macaroni's ♪ 217 00:08:17,330 --> 00:08:19,582 -♪ Get in the town ♪ -♪ So good. ♪ 218 00:08:19,665 --> 00:08:21,125 -Okay. -Ah, yes. 219 00:08:21,209 --> 00:08:23,544 Tomorrow we terraform all of Gotham, 220 00:08:23,628 --> 00:08:25,546 except for Mama Macaroni's. 221 00:08:25,630 --> 00:08:26,797 -Ah, yes. -Mm-hmm. 222 00:08:26,881 --> 00:08:28,132 I'm gonna bring Frank his garlic knots. 223 00:08:31,677 --> 00:08:32,511 Frank? 224 00:08:35,514 --> 00:08:36,432 Frank! 225 00:08:39,769 --> 00:08:40,645 Hmm. 226 00:08:43,439 --> 00:08:45,149 -[snoring] -Sy! Wake up, Sy! 227 00:08:45,233 --> 00:08:47,235 -[mumbling] -Did you see anything? 228 00:08:47,318 --> 00:08:49,111 I'm plugged in to the World Wide Web. 229 00:08:49,195 --> 00:08:51,447 What haven't I seen. Biggest revelation. 230 00:08:51,530 --> 00:08:53,783 A lot of stepmothers are shtupping their stepson. 231 00:08:53,866 --> 00:08:55,368 No, you horny smoke alarm. 232 00:08:55,451 --> 00:08:57,870 Someone stole Frank. Did you see anything? 233 00:08:57,954 --> 00:09:01,749 I did not but I will check the security cameras. 234 00:09:01,832 --> 00:09:02,917 I never should have left. 235 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:04,126 I never should've fricking left. 236 00:09:04,210 --> 00:09:05,628 Oh, Ive, 237 00:09:05,711 --> 00:09:07,797 we are going to find the asshole who did this, okay? 238 00:09:07,880 --> 00:09:08,881 I promise. 239 00:09:08,965 --> 00:09:10,007 -[beeps] -[Sy] Is there a villain 240 00:09:10,091 --> 00:09:12,218 who looks like a static screen? 241 00:09:12,301 --> 00:09:13,594 I don't think so. 242 00:09:13,678 --> 00:09:15,554 Damn. Well, then the cameras are broken. 243 00:09:15,638 --> 00:09:16,472 What? 244 00:09:18,432 --> 00:09:19,642 So, whoever broke in knew 245 00:09:19,725 --> 00:09:20,810 exactly where all the cameras were. 246 00:09:20,893 --> 00:09:23,562 Wow, that is some devious shit. 247 00:09:23,646 --> 00:09:25,982 I think we're dealing with a genius. 248 00:09:26,065 --> 00:09:27,733 They may be smart when breaking in, 249 00:09:27,817 --> 00:09:30,611 but they're not smart when it comes to securely fastening 250 00:09:30,695 --> 00:09:32,655 festive brooches to their wardrobe. 251 00:09:32,738 --> 00:09:34,573 Wait a second. I've seen this before. 252 00:09:35,741 --> 00:09:37,410 [gasps] And I know who can help us. 253 00:09:39,287 --> 00:09:41,289 How'd you come up with the answer? 254 00:09:41,372 --> 00:09:42,748 I don't know. 255 00:09:42,832 --> 00:09:45,251 Maybe because my son can count to fricking seven! 256 00:09:45,334 --> 00:09:47,211 I hate this common core! 257 00:09:49,380 --> 00:09:50,506 [chuckles] 258 00:09:50,589 --> 00:09:52,049 No, you keep going, sport. 259 00:09:52,133 --> 00:09:53,926 Papa needs to talk with his guests, 260 00:09:54,010 --> 00:09:57,305 who decided to drop in during homework time. 261 00:09:57,388 --> 00:09:59,390 Someone broke into our place and stole Frank, 262 00:09:59,473 --> 00:10:00,725 but left this behind. 263 00:10:00,808 --> 00:10:03,102 And it is the same brooch you had. 264 00:10:03,185 --> 00:10:04,770 Ugh, The Court of Owls? 265 00:10:04,854 --> 00:10:07,273 What is that? Is that like a bird watching club? 266 00:10:07,356 --> 00:10:08,733 Ha! They wish! 267 00:10:08,816 --> 00:10:12,320 It used to be the city's most exclusive secret society. 268 00:10:12,403 --> 00:10:15,197 Bankrolled some intensely evil schemes. 269 00:10:15,281 --> 00:10:18,409 Now, it's just a bunch of old straight white dudes 270 00:10:18,492 --> 00:10:20,661 jerking each other off. 271 00:10:20,745 --> 00:10:22,413 Headphones, Benny! 272 00:10:22,496 --> 00:10:23,873 Where can we find them? 273 00:10:23,956 --> 00:10:25,958 Assuming they haven't changed their schedule, 274 00:10:26,042 --> 00:10:28,210 they'll be having their weekly meeting tonight. 275 00:10:28,294 --> 00:10:29,879 Wednesday nights? You always told me 276 00:10:29,962 --> 00:10:31,047 you were playing softball. 277 00:10:31,130 --> 00:10:32,715 [laughs] I was lying. 278 00:10:32,798 --> 00:10:34,884 What grown man plays on a softball team? 279 00:10:34,967 --> 00:10:36,260 So, how do we get into this meeting? 280 00:10:36,344 --> 00:10:38,679 You just need a mask and the password. 281 00:10:38,763 --> 00:10:40,431 Lucky for you, I have both. 282 00:10:40,514 --> 00:10:41,766 Hmm. 283 00:10:41,849 --> 00:10:43,100 Here we are. Hmm. 284 00:10:43,184 --> 00:10:45,102 Saves me a trip to Goodwill. 285 00:10:45,186 --> 00:10:46,062 And what's the password? 286 00:10:46,145 --> 00:10:48,814 The password is... 287 00:10:48,898 --> 00:10:50,358 "Hoot hoot." 288 00:10:50,441 --> 00:10:52,401 Seriously? That's like using your name as the password. 289 00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:55,321 Harley, you literally use your name for every password. 290 00:10:55,404 --> 00:10:56,280 Are you finished? 291 00:10:56,364 --> 00:10:58,908 Well, let's take a look. 292 00:10:58,991 --> 00:11:02,119 Draw a picture to explain your answer. 293 00:11:02,203 --> 00:11:03,746 Who gives a shit? 294 00:11:03,829 --> 00:11:05,581 Ha! 295 00:11:05,664 --> 00:11:08,709 Oh, sorry, bud, I had to get that out. 296 00:11:08,793 --> 00:11:10,044 I'll make it up to you. 297 00:11:10,127 --> 00:11:12,588 What do you say we get some boba? 298 00:11:12,671 --> 00:11:14,548 [dramatic music playing] 299 00:11:14,632 --> 00:11:17,218 You really think one of these sick assholes has Frank? 300 00:11:17,301 --> 00:11:18,803 Yes. Just play it cool, okay? 301 00:11:20,137 --> 00:11:22,139 [music intensifies] 302 00:11:23,140 --> 00:11:24,016 Hoot Hoot. 303 00:11:31,148 --> 00:11:34,110 Eyes open for anything suspicious. 304 00:11:34,193 --> 00:11:36,362 [hooting noise] 305 00:11:38,697 --> 00:11:41,659 Okay, everything's already suspicious. 306 00:11:41,742 --> 00:11:43,828 [hooting continues] 307 00:11:46,789 --> 00:11:51,252 It is time for the sacrifice, but, 308 00:11:51,335 --> 00:11:53,796 before we get to that, just a quick announcement. 309 00:11:53,879 --> 00:11:56,465 Due to a number of complaints from our newer members 310 00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:58,467 about the inhumane sacrifices 311 00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:02,138 we have been performing for over 100 years, 312 00:12:02,221 --> 00:12:06,559 a goat pinata will play the role of an actual goat tonight. 313 00:12:06,642 --> 00:12:08,144 -[High Owl] I know, I know. -[man] Favorite part... 314 00:12:08,227 --> 00:12:10,438 There was nothing I could do. Okay, here we go. 315 00:12:12,231 --> 00:12:13,441 [screams] 316 00:12:13,524 --> 00:12:15,067 [laughing maniacally] 317 00:12:16,652 --> 00:12:19,488 Now that the God's bloodlust has been satiated, 318 00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:21,782 we're gonna jump right into cocktail hour. 319 00:12:21,866 --> 00:12:24,285 Okay, so let's just split up and search the crowd. 320 00:12:24,368 --> 00:12:27,163 Whoever stole Frank has to be covered in his pollen. 321 00:12:27,246 --> 00:12:28,789 So let's see if it's one of these creeps. 322 00:12:28,873 --> 00:12:32,084 You're still hot when you give orders. Mmm. 323 00:12:32,168 --> 00:12:36,464 All right, just go in there and charm the hell out of those rich dicks. 324 00:12:36,547 --> 00:12:38,549 Wish you told me about the mask thing. 325 00:12:38,632 --> 00:12:41,427 Would've worn my sports goggles from by b-ball days at the rec center. 326 00:12:41,510 --> 00:12:43,512 Forget about your God damn glasses. 327 00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:45,181 Focus on the mission at hand! 328 00:12:45,264 --> 00:12:46,599 Get that money. 329 00:12:46,682 --> 00:12:49,018 Got it. Just gonna glad-hand the hell out of... 330 00:12:49,101 --> 00:12:51,103 God dam, son of a-- Gun. 331 00:12:53,022 --> 00:12:54,106 -[grunts] -Hey, watch it. 332 00:12:54,190 --> 00:12:55,024 [glass shatters] 333 00:12:55,107 --> 00:12:56,567 [indistinct chatter] 334 00:12:57,651 --> 00:13:00,946 Hey, Mr. Owl Man. Jim Gordon here. 335 00:13:01,030 --> 00:13:02,406 I'm running for Mayor of Gotham. 336 00:13:02,490 --> 00:13:03,741 We're not supposed to use names. 337 00:13:03,824 --> 00:13:05,701 Oh! Right, right, right. 338 00:13:05,784 --> 00:13:07,953 Eh, you already know who I am. So, like I said, 339 00:13:08,037 --> 00:13:10,122 Jim Gordon, running for Mayor. 340 00:13:10,206 --> 00:13:12,416 Crime's rampant and the current mayor isn't doing a dosh garn thing about it! 341 00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:14,543 -Isn't he in a coma? -Eh, irrelevant. 342 00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:17,671 This damn mask! It does... It doesn't fit. 343 00:13:17,755 --> 00:13:20,549 I think my head's too small? Too... too big? 344 00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:21,926 [gasps] 345 00:13:22,009 --> 00:13:23,844 Wait a rotten ham-hawk, I know that jaw-line. 346 00:13:23,928 --> 00:13:26,847 That stiff upper lip, those broad shoulders that look like 347 00:13:26,931 --> 00:13:28,974 they're holding the weight of the world. 348 00:13:29,058 --> 00:13:32,061 Bruce Wayne. God, it's good to see a familiar face 349 00:13:32,144 --> 00:13:35,147 -[sighs] Commissioner. -My God, those shoulders really are so solid. 350 00:13:35,231 --> 00:13:38,108 Guess I shouldn't be too surprised to see you at this chichi shindig. 351 00:13:38,192 --> 00:13:40,486 I like to keep my eye on Gotham's elite. 352 00:13:40,569 --> 00:13:43,572 Speaking of Gotham, I'm gonna change the city and I could really use some of that sweet, 353 00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:45,366 sweet cash that you got in your pocket. 354 00:13:45,449 --> 00:13:48,369 Also, not to brag, but my good friend Batman has endorsed me. 355 00:13:48,452 --> 00:13:50,829 -No, he hasn't. -Well, he hasn't announced it yet, 356 00:13:50,913 --> 00:13:52,915 but it's coming. Don't you worry. 357 00:13:52,998 --> 00:13:56,418 Gonna figure this mask out then I'll circle back with you. 358 00:13:58,504 --> 00:14:02,258 Hey, just out of curiosity, what were you doing about two hours ago? 359 00:14:02,341 --> 00:14:03,676 Teaching my kindergarten class. 360 00:14:03,759 --> 00:14:05,386 Oh, wow, that's really upsetting. 361 00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:09,932 Hey, I know it was you, Bane. 362 00:14:10,015 --> 00:14:12,393 [clears throat] Who is this Bane you speak of? 363 00:14:12,476 --> 00:14:16,021 Never heard of him. Though, he does sound like a pretty cool dude. 364 00:14:16,105 --> 00:14:19,275 Oh, cut the shit. What were you doing from 5:00 p.m. until now? 365 00:14:19,358 --> 00:14:23,904 Well, 5:00 p.m. on Wednesday is my standing therapy session. 366 00:14:23,988 --> 00:14:27,658 It was a tough one. Got into some trust issues. 367 00:14:27,741 --> 00:14:28,909 I think you know why. 368 00:14:30,369 --> 00:14:33,956 You won't give me back my pasta maker. 369 00:14:34,039 --> 00:14:36,792 -The ultimate betrayal! -[toilet flushing] 370 00:14:36,875 --> 00:14:39,962 My therapist thinks we would all benefit 371 00:14:40,045 --> 00:14:41,964 from a group session-- Oh, okay. 372 00:14:42,047 --> 00:14:44,925 So you can use any toilet you want, but I can't use yours? 373 00:14:45,009 --> 00:14:46,594 Good to see you, too. 374 00:14:46,677 --> 00:14:48,929 But I haven't the faintest idea what you're talking about. 375 00:14:49,013 --> 00:14:52,474 I know all about you texting Ivy telling her I can't do anything in your apartment 376 00:14:52,558 --> 00:14:54,810 including use your fancy Japanese toilet. 377 00:14:54,893 --> 00:14:58,564 [laughs] What would be the point of stealing a Komon Clean 6000 378 00:14:58,647 --> 00:15:00,316 if I didn't want to show it off? 379 00:15:00,399 --> 00:15:01,859 Wh-- That's what I said! 380 00:15:01,942 --> 00:15:06,655 Hmm, seems like your problem might be with Ivy, not me. 381 00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:08,365 I... Ivy lied to me? 382 00:15:10,075 --> 00:15:11,243 [cell phone ringing] 383 00:15:11,327 --> 00:15:13,495 -King? -Why thank you. 384 00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:15,039 Got a clue on our thief. 385 00:15:15,122 --> 00:15:17,166 Okay, 'cause we have not found shit. 386 00:15:17,249 --> 00:15:18,959 Not every camera was broken. 387 00:15:19,043 --> 00:15:22,171 Our fancy, sexy toilet has one inside 388 00:15:22,254 --> 00:15:24,298 and snapped a butt pic of the intruder. 389 00:15:24,381 --> 00:15:28,552 Hang on, so someone broke in, stole Frank, and took a shit? 390 00:15:28,636 --> 00:15:31,013 I cannot confirm it was in that order. 391 00:15:31,096 --> 00:15:34,391 Anyway, I did a zoom zoom and enhanced the tuchus photo. 392 00:15:34,475 --> 00:15:35,976 -Sending it now. -[cell phone chimes] 393 00:15:36,060 --> 00:15:38,187 [Gags] Is that a mole? 394 00:15:38,270 --> 00:15:39,229 [Sy] Bingo! 395 00:15:39,313 --> 00:15:41,357 And this is all you could find? 396 00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:44,318 Pretty good, considering Harley bashed in the rest of the cameras. 397 00:15:44,401 --> 00:15:46,528 Wait, what? 398 00:15:46,612 --> 00:15:51,283 [shouting] Pretty good, considering Harley bashed in the rest of the cameras! 399 00:15:51,367 --> 00:15:53,160 Huh, see this? I'm a problem solver. 400 00:15:53,243 --> 00:15:55,996 And I'll bring this kind of ingenuity all the way to City Hall. 401 00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:57,873 Jim, if I give you money, will you leave me alone? 402 00:15:57,956 --> 00:16:00,167 -You betcha. -Let me get my checkbook. 403 00:16:00,250 --> 00:16:02,378 [grunts] 404 00:16:02,461 --> 00:16:05,673 So Sy just told me something really interesting. 405 00:16:05,756 --> 00:16:07,383 -Oh, really? -Yeah. 406 00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:11,095 That you went full-blown smashey fit on all of the cameras. 407 00:16:11,178 --> 00:16:14,181 Well, Catwoman told me the truth about you guys. 408 00:16:14,264 --> 00:16:17,851 Uh... [sighs] So messed up. 409 00:16:17,935 --> 00:16:20,270 Can we please get out of here before the party gets started? 410 00:16:20,354 --> 00:16:22,981 Oh, I'd say the party has already started. 411 00:16:23,065 --> 00:16:24,650 [indistinct conversation] 412 00:16:24,733 --> 00:16:26,902 Fine. Get our coats. 413 00:16:26,985 --> 00:16:31,198 I want to luxuriate in their emotional discord for a second. 414 00:16:31,281 --> 00:16:32,908 Why would you lie to me about that? 415 00:16:32,991 --> 00:16:37,121 I... I didn't lie about it, I just didn't say anything. 416 00:16:37,204 --> 00:16:40,290 And look, the last time we hooked up was, like, four years ago. 417 00:16:40,374 --> 00:16:41,417 Wait, what? 418 00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:44,586 Oh! Okay, we can go. 419 00:16:45,713 --> 00:16:46,755 [glass shattering] 420 00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:48,507 You two used to hook up? 421 00:16:48,590 --> 00:16:50,342 I was talking about the toilet texts, 422 00:16:50,426 --> 00:16:53,595 but you and that furball used to hook up? 423 00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:55,431 Let's talk about that! 424 00:16:55,514 --> 00:16:57,433 -Harley... -Oh, no, no, no, no, no. 425 00:16:57,516 --> 00:17:00,185 You don't get to "Harley" me. Is there anyone else I should know about? 426 00:17:00,269 --> 00:17:03,856 Any more shocking sex things I'm gonna be blindsided with? 427 00:17:03,939 --> 00:17:05,274 [thudding] 428 00:17:05,357 --> 00:17:07,234 -What the hell? -[eerie music playing] 429 00:17:12,030 --> 00:17:16,660 Let the grand owl orgy begin! Hoot, hoot! 430 00:17:16,744 --> 00:17:18,912 [all] Hoot, hoot! 431 00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:20,914 [whirring] 432 00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:32,760 [woman moaning] 433 00:17:33,927 --> 00:17:35,846 [all moaning] 434 00:17:36,972 --> 00:17:38,640 [speaking indistinctly] 435 00:17:44,938 --> 00:17:48,358 Honey, let's just forget about all of this and focus in. 436 00:17:48,442 --> 00:17:50,944 Whoever stole Frank has this butt mole. 437 00:17:51,028 --> 00:17:52,321 We find this butt mole, 438 00:17:52,404 --> 00:17:54,656 and then we can just drop this whole thing. 439 00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:57,493 Ooh, there's always a butt mole whenever we need to talk about something important. 440 00:17:57,576 --> 00:18:00,746 There's nothing more important to me right now than finding Frank. 441 00:18:00,829 --> 00:18:02,164 There's nothing to talk about. 442 00:18:02,247 --> 00:18:05,000 Sorry to eavesdrop, but if I'm being honest, 443 00:18:05,083 --> 00:18:08,378 it seems like there is a lot to talk about. 444 00:18:08,462 --> 00:18:09,421 [grunting] 445 00:18:09,505 --> 00:18:11,340 This part's always tricky. 446 00:18:11,423 --> 00:18:14,426 Could one of you gals help me to unhook my-- 447 00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:16,178 -[both] Not now, Bane. -[Bane] Oh, okay. 448 00:18:16,261 --> 00:18:18,013 It didn't mean anything, it was ages ago. 449 00:18:18,096 --> 00:18:20,891 Look, we've got this extremely convenient gift of nakedness. 450 00:18:20,974 --> 00:18:23,268 Now let's just go and find this mole. 451 00:18:23,352 --> 00:18:25,729 If it didn't mean anything then why didn't you tell me? 452 00:18:25,813 --> 00:18:29,233 Maybe I didn't tell you because I knew this is how you'd react. 453 00:18:30,359 --> 00:18:33,237 Wow. Just wow. 454 00:18:35,239 --> 00:18:37,282 [exhales] Shit! 455 00:18:37,366 --> 00:18:38,534 [water running] 456 00:18:38,617 --> 00:18:40,369 [sigh] Come on, Jimbo, you got this. 457 00:18:40,452 --> 00:18:42,079 Just talk to a few more people 458 00:18:42,162 --> 00:18:43,872 -and your campaign's back on track. -[toilet flushing] 459 00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:45,874 Hmm, first-time jitters? 460 00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:47,918 Uh, let me give you a piece of advice. 461 00:18:48,001 --> 00:18:49,837 Lube, and plenty of it. 462 00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:52,965 Right, gotta grease the wheels, butter 'em up. 463 00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:57,469 Why the-- Ow, why is it so God damn dark in here? 464 00:18:57,553 --> 00:19:00,556 Looking for money and these assholes can't even keep the electricity on. 465 00:19:00,639 --> 00:19:01,807 [yells] 466 00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:04,518 Ah, cheesenuts. 467 00:19:06,854 --> 00:19:08,480 The hell is this? Some kind of Conga line? 468 00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:21,577 Where the hell is it? 469 00:19:21,660 --> 00:19:23,537 Ah, for crying out loud. 470 00:19:24,121 --> 00:19:25,414 Harley... 471 00:19:25,497 --> 00:19:27,082 -[goat bleating] -[crowd moaning] 472 00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:33,422 I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. 473 00:19:35,299 --> 00:19:37,259 The real reason I didn't tell you 474 00:19:37,342 --> 00:19:40,846 wasn't because I thought you'd freak out. 475 00:19:40,929 --> 00:19:45,309 When Catwoman and I hooked up, I wanted more, 476 00:19:45,392 --> 00:19:48,061 even though it was so obvious she didn't. 477 00:19:48,145 --> 00:19:50,647 [scoffs] And so, I waited around, 478 00:19:50,731 --> 00:19:52,566 hoping that she'd change her mind. 479 00:19:52,649 --> 00:19:55,152 And while I waited, I was just, like, wrapped around her little finger 480 00:19:55,235 --> 00:19:57,404 and I still cringe every time I think about it. 481 00:19:57,487 --> 00:20:00,574 Could you please keep your talking to a dull sexy roar? 482 00:20:00,657 --> 00:20:01,909 -[grunts] -[groans] 483 00:20:01,992 --> 00:20:04,077 No! Annihilate my taint. 484 00:20:04,161 --> 00:20:05,537 [wheezing] 485 00:20:05,621 --> 00:20:09,124 Anyway, after it finally ended I felt so pathetic. 486 00:20:09,207 --> 00:20:12,419 I never wanted to think about it again, and so when you brought it up 487 00:20:12,502 --> 00:20:15,923 I just got defensive and I said something I shouldn't. 488 00:20:16,006 --> 00:20:18,842 [sighs] Harley, it wasn't even a real relationship 489 00:20:18,926 --> 00:20:22,262 and I know that because when we got together, 490 00:20:22,346 --> 00:20:26,975 I knew I'd finally found what I'd been pining for 491 00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:29,186 all these years. 492 00:20:29,269 --> 00:20:31,647 Catwoman didn't mean a thing to me. 493 00:20:31,730 --> 00:20:36,026 But you, you, Harley, you mean everything. 494 00:20:37,027 --> 00:20:38,487 Oh. 495 00:20:39,738 --> 00:20:41,490 [moaning] 496 00:20:41,573 --> 00:20:43,825 [people shouting] 497 00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:47,663 One rule at orgies, never turn the lights on. 498 00:20:47,746 --> 00:20:51,625 But I was almost done carbo-loading for the fuckfest. 499 00:20:53,293 --> 00:20:54,670 [smacking] 500 00:20:55,754 --> 00:20:57,422 [crowd moaning] 501 00:20:58,507 --> 00:21:00,175 Ah, hot damn! 502 00:21:05,430 --> 00:21:08,183 What in Satan's asshole? 503 00:21:08,266 --> 00:21:11,144 So you didn't get anyone to donate to the campaign? 504 00:21:11,228 --> 00:21:14,439 No. But I did get a pretty sweet selfie with Bruce Wayne. 505 00:21:14,523 --> 00:21:15,941 Maybe put it on a billboard! 506 00:21:16,900 --> 00:21:18,485 Hold on, there's a better one. 507 00:21:20,028 --> 00:21:22,030 Huh, I don't remember taking those. 508 00:21:23,657 --> 00:21:27,452 [laughs] Oh. Gordon, you brilliant buffoon! 509 00:21:27,536 --> 00:21:30,038 There's only one thing better than money. 510 00:21:30,122 --> 00:21:31,540 -Love of a woman? -What? 511 00:21:31,623 --> 00:21:33,250 No. Blackmail. 512 00:21:33,333 --> 00:21:37,212 And now we have videos of every major player in Gotham 513 00:21:37,295 --> 00:21:39,131 at some weird sex cult! [laughs] 514 00:21:39,214 --> 00:21:41,550 So that means we can put the selfie on a billboard? 515 00:21:41,633 --> 00:21:44,219 Oh, that and so much more. 516 00:21:44,302 --> 00:21:46,096 [laughing] 517 00:21:47,305 --> 00:21:48,473 [humming] 518 00:21:50,142 --> 00:21:52,102 [groans] Why the fuck would they do this 519 00:21:52,185 --> 00:21:53,729 on a concrete floor? [sighs] 520 00:21:53,812 --> 00:21:55,981 I want you to be completely honest with me 521 00:21:56,064 --> 00:21:58,358 and I will be completely honest with you. 522 00:21:58,442 --> 00:22:00,569 Here, I'll tell you everyone I've ever hooked up with. 523 00:22:00,652 --> 00:22:01,903 I'll go from grossest to hottest. 524 00:22:01,987 --> 00:22:03,655 -Oh, please don't do that. -Oh. 525 00:22:03,739 --> 00:22:05,407 I'm so glad we worked through this and everything's okay. 526 00:22:05,490 --> 00:22:08,118 -I mean, Frank is still missing. -Oh, right, Frank. 527 00:22:09,578 --> 00:22:12,748 Oh, hey. What the... [gasps] 528 00:22:12,831 --> 00:22:16,668 Oh, fuck me! Fuck me! 529 00:22:17,878 --> 00:22:19,963 [theme music playing]