1 00:00:20,437 --> 00:00:21,563 [exhales] 2 00:00:26,317 --> 00:00:27,569 [grunts] 3 00:00:27,652 --> 00:00:29,654 [ethereal music playing] 4 00:00:40,540 --> 00:00:42,000 [crunching] 5 00:00:44,002 --> 00:00:45,754 So did you do it? Did you get into the Green? 6 00:00:45,837 --> 00:00:47,297 Did you find out where Frank is? 7 00:00:47,380 --> 00:00:50,467 Harls, I'm really trying to focus here. 8 00:00:50,550 --> 00:00:52,302 Got it. 9 00:00:52,385 --> 00:00:55,388 -[breathing deeply] -[crunching] 10 00:00:58,433 --> 00:01:00,310 [gulps and chuckles nervously] 11 00:01:00,393 --> 00:01:01,853 Sorry, it's not the chips. 12 00:01:01,936 --> 00:01:04,355 Accessing the Green is just harder than I thought. 13 00:01:04,439 --> 00:01:07,817 It's like trying to read a subway map when you're hungover. 14 00:01:07,901 --> 00:01:09,611 You know what? I'm good. I'm good. 15 00:01:10,904 --> 00:01:12,363 [electricity buzzing] 16 00:01:18,161 --> 00:01:19,454 [Poison Ivy] Frank? 17 00:01:19,537 --> 00:01:21,664 Where the fuck did you get that needle from? 18 00:01:21,748 --> 00:01:23,541 That shit's longer than my arm. 19 00:01:23,625 --> 00:01:24,584 No. No! 20 00:01:24,667 --> 00:01:27,003 No! Fucking no. 21 00:01:27,086 --> 00:01:28,963 No! 22 00:01:29,047 --> 00:01:30,423 No! 23 00:01:31,758 --> 00:01:33,676 [panting] 24 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:35,053 Frank's in trouble. 25 00:01:35,136 --> 00:01:36,304 Oh, no! 26 00:01:38,056 --> 00:01:39,516 [theme music playing] 27 00:01:44,312 --> 00:01:45,355 I should have been able to go deeper in the Green. 28 00:01:45,438 --> 00:01:46,523 I've done it before. 29 00:01:46,606 --> 00:01:47,649 I was Zen as hell. 30 00:01:47,732 --> 00:01:48,900 Maybe you just need a break. 31 00:01:48,983 --> 00:01:50,693 Yeah, but it should be easy for me. 32 00:01:50,777 --> 00:01:53,780 The Green is a web of interconnected plant consciousness. 33 00:01:53,863 --> 00:01:54,948 That's me. 34 00:01:55,031 --> 00:01:57,325 My consciousness should be connected. 35 00:01:57,408 --> 00:01:58,701 I must be doing something wrong. 36 00:01:58,785 --> 00:02:00,370 Ive, I know how much Frank means to you. 37 00:02:00,453 --> 00:02:02,580 I hate seeing you suffer like this. 38 00:02:02,664 --> 00:02:06,543 As your girlfriend. a psychiatrist, an avid watcher of detective procedurals-- 39 00:02:06,626 --> 00:02:08,711 We just need to get him back. 40 00:02:08,795 --> 00:02:10,797 I need some chamomile tea. 41 00:02:10,880 --> 00:02:12,882 Man, who drank all the good stuff? 42 00:02:12,966 --> 00:02:16,594 I've only had one sip, but I do tend to backwash. 43 00:02:17,512 --> 00:02:18,888 [sighs heavily] 44 00:02:20,223 --> 00:02:22,183 Okay, You know what? 45 00:02:22,267 --> 00:02:24,310 You're right. I... [chuckles] 46 00:02:24,394 --> 00:02:28,273 I just need to clear my head and take a little break. 47 00:02:28,356 --> 00:02:30,191 I think that's a great idea. 48 00:02:30,275 --> 00:02:31,693 Just clear your head... 49 00:02:31,776 --> 00:02:35,238 Actually, that works out because remember those plans 50 00:02:35,321 --> 00:02:37,907 we made with Nora Freeze two months ago? 51 00:02:37,991 --> 00:02:39,534 -I do not. -Me neither. 52 00:02:39,617 --> 00:02:43,496 -But apparently they're tonight. -Oh, God. Honey, cancel. 53 00:02:43,580 --> 00:02:45,206 [doorbell rings] 54 00:02:46,833 --> 00:02:47,917 [chuckles nervously] 55 00:02:48,001 --> 00:02:50,044 She was frozen for 25 years. 56 00:02:50,128 --> 00:02:52,463 I think it's exactly the kind of break you both need. 57 00:02:52,547 --> 00:02:53,965 Just a dumb, fun night. 58 00:02:54,757 --> 00:02:55,758 This is my driver. 59 00:02:55,842 --> 00:02:57,594 We just did coke up the butt. 60 00:02:58,261 --> 00:02:59,679 [whoops] 61 00:02:59,762 --> 00:03:01,264 See? It's gonna be chill. 62 00:03:01,347 --> 00:03:03,600 [Bruce] It's been nice having you stay at the Manor. 63 00:03:03,683 --> 00:03:05,476 Equine excellence. 64 00:03:05,560 --> 00:03:08,396 Speaking of galloping, I know the trek to your wing is quite far, 65 00:03:08,479 --> 00:03:12,817 so I thought, you might want to stay in my wing tonight. 66 00:03:12,901 --> 00:03:14,277 To do what? 67 00:03:14,360 --> 00:03:16,571 Well, if you decide to stay, I got you something. 68 00:03:18,489 --> 00:03:20,909 I mean, uh... so what do you think? 69 00:03:20,992 --> 00:03:22,201 Hmm? 70 00:03:22,285 --> 00:03:25,788 Tightly adhering to something. Clingy. 71 00:03:25,872 --> 00:03:27,290 I could have Alfred make us nachos. 72 00:03:27,373 --> 00:03:29,542 A good gift would have been a silk bonnet, 73 00:03:29,626 --> 00:03:32,962 since your sheets make sandpaper look like satin. 74 00:03:33,046 --> 00:03:35,548 I need to stay at my place for a few nights. 75 00:03:36,925 --> 00:03:38,217 Don't cry. 76 00:03:38,301 --> 00:03:40,261 I never know what to do with wealthy male tears. 77 00:03:40,345 --> 00:03:41,346 Cool. Cool. 78 00:03:41,429 --> 00:03:43,681 I could use some me time, too. 79 00:03:43,765 --> 00:03:44,641 [door closes] 80 00:03:46,184 --> 00:03:48,144 [humming] 81 00:03:48,227 --> 00:03:49,520 [suit squeaking] 82 00:03:49,604 --> 00:03:52,523 [Bruce] Alfred! Gonna need some nachos. 83 00:03:52,607 --> 00:03:53,691 [sighs in exasperation] 84 00:03:55,318 --> 00:03:57,487 Hey, summon the Cobb Squad! 85 00:03:57,570 --> 00:03:58,821 You want to drop acid? 86 00:03:58,905 --> 00:04:00,657 -No, I'm good. Thank you. -No. Thank you. 87 00:04:00,740 --> 00:04:04,494 I believe Nora is going through what is known as "some shit." 88 00:04:04,577 --> 00:04:07,372 Babe? Babe? Help me do a Salchow axel. 89 00:04:07,455 --> 00:04:09,332 -Oh, yeah. Oh, oh... -Yeah. Great. 90 00:04:09,415 --> 00:04:13,503 Okay. But, uh, guys, we really need to be focusing on finding Frank. 91 00:04:13,586 --> 00:04:16,130 -I can help. -Uh, yeah. I think we're good. 92 00:04:16,214 --> 00:04:18,675 -You look like you got your hands full. So... -[Nora exclaiming] 93 00:04:18,758 --> 00:04:21,928 [chuckles] This guy? I don't give a fuck about this guy. 94 00:04:22,011 --> 00:04:23,888 I want to hang with you guys. 95 00:04:23,972 --> 00:04:26,140 Ivy's got it, though. You know, nobody's better at the Green than her. 96 00:04:26,224 --> 00:04:28,518 Well. I would... That's not entirely true. 97 00:04:28,601 --> 00:04:31,521 I think Swamp Thing is... is stronger than I am. 98 00:04:31,604 --> 00:04:33,606 Yeah, we'll get some kind of swamp thing to help. 99 00:04:33,690 --> 00:04:35,692 No, no, honey. I meant Swamp Thing. 100 00:04:35,775 --> 00:04:37,568 He's a person. Well, he's not actually a person. 101 00:04:37,652 --> 00:04:40,029 He's like the consciousness of a person. 102 00:04:40,113 --> 00:04:42,156 Put in a... [inhales deeply] 103 00:04:42,240 --> 00:04:43,950 -It's hard to explain. -Is he hot? 104 00:04:44,033 --> 00:04:46,160 Um... He's like vines. 105 00:04:46,244 --> 00:04:49,414 [stammers] Swamp Thing is so powerful. 106 00:04:49,497 --> 00:04:50,999 He could... Oh, by the way, 107 00:04:51,082 --> 00:04:53,084 he could find Frank through the Green, like easy. 108 00:04:53,167 --> 00:04:55,086 So we'll call him and tell him to find Frank. 109 00:04:55,169 --> 00:04:56,879 Yeah, but it's... You can't do that. 110 00:04:56,963 --> 00:04:57,880 I mean, he hates me. 111 00:04:57,964 --> 00:05:00,008 He's an empath to all beings, 112 00:05:00,091 --> 00:05:01,968 and I'm obviously anti-humanity, 113 00:05:02,051 --> 00:05:04,220 and he just didn't... He didn't vibe with that. 114 00:05:04,303 --> 00:05:05,763 [Nora] I could freeze him. 115 00:05:05,847 --> 00:05:08,349 What do you mean you can freeze Swamp Thing? 116 00:05:08,433 --> 00:05:10,393 Yeah, I could freeze him. 117 00:05:10,476 --> 00:05:14,522 And then we'll tell him we won't unfreeze him until he agrees to help you. 118 00:05:14,605 --> 00:05:16,190 It's not a terrible idea. 119 00:05:16,274 --> 00:05:18,526 You know, he lives in the swamps of New Orleans. 120 00:05:18,609 --> 00:05:22,363 -Love NO. Jazz. -Oh, yeah! 121 00:05:22,447 --> 00:05:23,740 Trip to New Orleans! 122 00:05:23,823 --> 00:05:25,616 Where we are gonna be laser-focused 123 00:05:25,700 --> 00:05:27,827 and find Frank, and do whatever makes my girlfriend feel good. 124 00:05:27,910 --> 00:05:29,245 One yard of margarita... 125 00:05:29,328 --> 00:05:31,122 Nope. Never mind. Just Frank. We're on it. 126 00:05:31,205 --> 00:05:33,041 I would love to join, 127 00:05:33,124 --> 00:05:37,420 but the early call times shall not allow for such a romp. 128 00:05:37,503 --> 00:05:41,007 I do so wish I could dip a world famous Du Monde's beignets 129 00:05:41,090 --> 00:05:43,301 into a fresh cup of Java with you. 130 00:05:43,384 --> 00:05:46,220 Beignets! Ivy, we gotta get a bag. 131 00:05:46,304 --> 00:05:49,932 Well, someone should stay to feed Selina's cats. 132 00:05:50,016 --> 00:05:52,101 And they do seem to like me. 133 00:05:52,185 --> 00:05:54,437 Oh, sounds like this is turning into a fun 134 00:05:54,520 --> 00:05:56,814 yet incredibly focused girls trip! 135 00:05:56,898 --> 00:05:57,982 -Girls trip? -Huh? Huh? 136 00:05:58,066 --> 00:05:59,942 -Yeah? -Yeah? 137 00:06:00,026 --> 00:06:03,863 Uh, so this is about finding Swamp Thing so we can find Frank, right? 138 00:06:03,946 --> 00:06:04,906 It's not a party. 139 00:06:05,782 --> 00:06:08,618 [both softly] Uh-uh. 140 00:06:08,701 --> 00:06:12,330 -I'm gonna explode if you don't give me some beads! -[all gasping] 141 00:06:12,413 --> 00:06:15,458 -Nora, no. Bad girl. -Nora, we're still at the airport. 142 00:06:15,541 --> 00:06:16,959 -[meows] -Ouch! 143 00:06:18,086 --> 00:06:19,337 You have to leave. 144 00:06:19,420 --> 00:06:21,631 No, I'm pretty sure I live here. Right? 145 00:06:21,714 --> 00:06:25,301 Fine. But you need to find something to do for the next six hours. 146 00:06:25,384 --> 00:06:27,095 Ooh! Six hours? 147 00:06:27,178 --> 00:06:33,309 Too much to see the city, not enough to really know the city. 148 00:06:33,392 --> 00:06:36,062 Oh! Hey, wait. Can I just get my phone? 149 00:06:40,066 --> 00:06:40,942 Mmm. 150 00:06:43,736 --> 00:06:45,905 -[kangaroo bouncing] -[woman screams] 151 00:06:47,281 --> 00:06:48,533 [laughs] 152 00:06:49,617 --> 00:06:51,494 Ugh! Ads. 153 00:06:51,577 --> 00:06:54,413 We should call our son Bruce. A perfect name for a son 154 00:06:54,497 --> 00:06:55,832 I will definitely see grow up. 155 00:06:55,915 --> 00:06:57,458 A Hard Wayne's Gonna Fall. 156 00:06:57,542 --> 00:07:01,003 Directed by James Gunn. In theaters this fall. 157 00:07:01,087 --> 00:07:02,213 -[doorbell rings] -Hmm? 158 00:07:03,965 --> 00:07:05,466 Hi, uh, Selina. 159 00:07:05,550 --> 00:07:09,262 [sighs] Bruce. I told you I needed a little me-time. 160 00:07:09,345 --> 00:07:12,181 I know, but I was concerned that you might be feeling alone. 161 00:07:12,265 --> 00:07:14,350 [clears throat] Obviously, that's not something I'm feeling. 162 00:07:14,433 --> 00:07:17,687 Uh, anyway. I... I purchased these two cats for you. 163 00:07:17,770 --> 00:07:21,315 Is the only thing you know about me that I like cats? 164 00:07:21,399 --> 00:07:23,234 These cats are special. They're Persian. 165 00:07:23,317 --> 00:07:26,320 -I named them Martha and Thomas. -After your dead parents? 166 00:07:26,404 --> 00:07:28,197 -I didn't realize. -[cats purring] 167 00:07:28,281 --> 00:07:30,366 I just consider them to be strong Christian names. 168 00:07:30,449 --> 00:07:35,037 I'm not taking those Anglo-Saxon pseudo parent cats, Bruce. 169 00:07:37,874 --> 00:07:40,334 -Can you carry Thomas and Martha to the car? -[gasps] 170 00:07:43,462 --> 00:07:45,506 [Nora] Ugh! This place sucks. 171 00:07:45,590 --> 00:07:47,633 No one here is going to ask to bite my neck. 172 00:07:47,717 --> 00:07:52,221 So I know that someone here is going to know Swamp Thing. 173 00:07:52,305 --> 00:07:54,849 So let's just keep a low profile, okay? 174 00:07:54,932 --> 00:07:56,809 And then we'll just get outta here. 175 00:07:56,893 --> 00:08:00,021 I hear you're looking for a thing down in a swamp. 176 00:08:00,104 --> 00:08:01,564 Might I be of service? 177 00:08:03,399 --> 00:08:04,901 [wailing eerily] 178 00:08:07,111 --> 00:08:10,573 -Give us a ring. Won't you, love? -John Constantine. 179 00:08:10,656 --> 00:08:11,574 Poison Ivy. 180 00:08:11,657 --> 00:08:12,992 Tell us where Swamp Thing is. 181 00:08:13,075 --> 00:08:15,995 I can't just go about giving that information. 182 00:08:16,078 --> 00:08:17,872 Not for free, that is. 183 00:08:17,955 --> 00:08:20,958 I'll tell you where he is if you can outdrink me. [snaps fingers] 184 00:08:23,836 --> 00:08:27,048 Let's make some shit disappear, Criss Angel. 185 00:08:28,049 --> 00:08:29,258 I want Frank back, 186 00:08:29,342 --> 00:08:31,761 but this guy, he's bad news. 187 00:08:31,844 --> 00:08:35,431 Oh, Frank's lucky to have a friend like you. 188 00:08:35,514 --> 00:08:37,767 I don't have any friends like that. 189 00:08:37,850 --> 00:08:41,520 They crave the old Nora, but I don't know what to tell them. 190 00:08:41,604 --> 00:08:43,940 -[Nora burps] -Wow. So vulnerable. 191 00:08:44,023 --> 00:08:46,234 I... Is there anything you'd like to add, 192 00:08:46,317 --> 00:08:49,278 now that we're letting our walls down? 193 00:08:49,362 --> 00:08:54,033 Hey, Constantine. Bring your Houdini ass over here and let's do this. 194 00:08:55,910 --> 00:08:56,953 [sighs] 195 00:09:00,122 --> 00:09:02,583 [all snoring] 196 00:09:05,836 --> 00:09:08,005 [phone vibrating] 197 00:09:09,882 --> 00:09:11,801 [yawning] Hello? 198 00:09:11,884 --> 00:09:13,469 Where are you guys? 199 00:09:13,552 --> 00:09:15,680 You were supposed to meet me at the swamp an hour ago. 200 00:09:15,763 --> 00:09:17,890 What the hell happened last night? 201 00:09:17,974 --> 00:09:21,102 Ugh, I outdrank Constantine, and he told me where Swamp Thing was. 202 00:09:21,185 --> 00:09:23,813 Then we said we'd meet at the swamp after you got beignets-- 203 00:09:23,896 --> 00:09:26,691 -My beignets! -Um... 204 00:09:26,774 --> 00:09:28,985 -Where are you? -Connie has a map. 205 00:09:29,068 --> 00:09:30,695 Check his pockets. 206 00:09:30,778 --> 00:09:32,989 And if you see my room key, could you grab that, too? 207 00:09:33,072 --> 00:09:34,490 [snores] 208 00:09:34,573 --> 00:09:36,742 Oh, I have that bra and that one too. 209 00:09:36,826 --> 00:09:38,160 Oh, that one, too. Mmm-hmm. 210 00:09:45,751 --> 00:09:47,336 Okay. We'll be at the swamp ASAP. 211 00:09:47,420 --> 00:09:48,713 Just look out for Swamp Thing. 212 00:09:48,796 --> 00:09:50,464 Yeah, yeah. I'm fine. I'll be-- [screams] 213 00:09:52,008 --> 00:09:54,844 [sighs] I cannot believe we missed getting beignets. 214 00:09:54,927 --> 00:09:58,681 Honey, I'll buy ya 100 beignets when we find Frank, okay? 215 00:09:58,764 --> 00:10:00,850 I know that's a promise you're making while you're stressed, 216 00:10:00,933 --> 00:10:02,476 but I'm holding you to it. 217 00:10:02,560 --> 00:10:04,478 Oh, my God! We should not have even brought Nora. 218 00:10:04,562 --> 00:10:06,522 She left us at that bar. 219 00:10:06,605 --> 00:10:08,149 I should have planned better. 220 00:10:08,232 --> 00:10:09,692 As your friend, Frank was stolen. 221 00:10:09,775 --> 00:10:11,652 That is a fact. That is not your fault. 222 00:10:11,736 --> 00:10:15,031 As your girlfriend, I need you to take it easy on Ivy, okay? 223 00:10:15,114 --> 00:10:19,285 She's her own worst critic and holds herself to an impossibly high bar. 224 00:10:19,368 --> 00:10:20,328 Thank you. 225 00:10:20,411 --> 00:10:21,579 Thank you for saying that. 226 00:10:21,662 --> 00:10:24,373 I just... I can't accept it. 227 00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:26,292 I just... I screwed up. 228 00:10:26,375 --> 00:10:28,210 And now look at us, you know? 229 00:10:28,294 --> 00:10:30,087 We're in the swamp. 230 00:10:30,171 --> 00:10:34,300 It's so loamy, and earthy and shiny. 231 00:10:34,383 --> 00:10:36,677 [chuckles] Picturesque, really. 232 00:10:36,761 --> 00:10:42,558 Oof! It's breathtaking, really. Dare I say, ethereal. 233 00:10:42,641 --> 00:10:44,602 Whoa! Swamps are awesome. 234 00:10:50,983 --> 00:10:52,360 [both gasp] 235 00:10:52,443 --> 00:10:53,569 Hey, you two. 236 00:10:53,652 --> 00:10:55,946 Chai lattes? 237 00:10:56,030 --> 00:10:59,367 Mother... Martha, you've hardly touched your tuna. 238 00:10:59,450 --> 00:11:01,077 [meowing] 239 00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:03,788 Oh! [laughs] Yes. Very funny. 240 00:11:03,871 --> 00:11:05,956 Master Wayne, I hate to see you like this. 241 00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:07,666 I'm fine, Alfred. 242 00:11:07,750 --> 00:11:10,920 Soon I'll learn cat and be able to communicate with my parents. 243 00:11:11,003 --> 00:11:12,797 I mean, my cats. 244 00:11:12,880 --> 00:11:13,798 [grunts] 245 00:11:17,802 --> 00:11:20,429 [both groaning] 246 00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:21,597 Selina? 247 00:11:21,680 --> 00:11:23,599 What's going on? 248 00:11:25,017 --> 00:11:27,103 [person laughing maniacally] 249 00:11:30,606 --> 00:11:32,775 Ugh! Who drinks chai? 250 00:11:32,858 --> 00:11:34,777 I do. You know that. 251 00:11:34,860 --> 00:11:36,278 Hey, is Linda home? 252 00:11:36,362 --> 00:11:38,614 Uh, we got divorced. 253 00:11:38,697 --> 00:11:42,034 She said we weren't compatible, and also everything about me is disgusting. 254 00:11:42,118 --> 00:11:43,869 Mmm. 255 00:11:43,953 --> 00:11:46,455 Oh, my God! Did you have sex with him? 256 00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:49,542 Alec and I connected beyond the physical, 257 00:11:49,625 --> 00:11:51,293 But, yes, we fucked. 258 00:11:51,377 --> 00:11:53,129 Well, it's not every day that a beautiful and majestic creature 259 00:11:53,212 --> 00:11:55,131 stumbles into your home drunk at 4:00 a.m. 260 00:11:55,214 --> 00:11:59,593 Would anyone like more? I'm just obsessed with this stuff. 261 00:11:59,677 --> 00:12:02,763 -And the chai is not bad either. -[both chuckle] 262 00:12:02,847 --> 00:12:06,016 You need to freeze Swamp Thing so we can force him to find Frank. 263 00:12:06,100 --> 00:12:07,768 I don't know if I can freeze a guy 264 00:12:07,852 --> 00:12:11,397 -who was inside of me less than 24 hours ago. -Oh! Ew! 265 00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:14,483 Okay. TMI. But he likes you, right? 266 00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:17,528 So just maybe, like, ask him to help us. 267 00:12:17,611 --> 00:12:18,821 He'll listen to you 268 00:12:18,904 --> 00:12:22,825 given... the connection you guys have. 269 00:12:22,908 --> 00:12:25,578 -You're right. -Okay. Go. 270 00:12:25,661 --> 00:12:28,247 Oh, man. It's so goddamn humid down here. 271 00:12:28,330 --> 00:12:29,623 My hair must look insane. 272 00:12:29,707 --> 00:12:31,041 It's beautiful. 273 00:12:31,125 --> 00:12:33,836 In an early '80s power suit sort of way. 274 00:12:33,919 --> 00:12:35,671 Listen, I don't want to force a conversation, 275 00:12:35,754 --> 00:12:37,590 but I understand what you're going through. 276 00:12:37,673 --> 00:12:40,885 If you were missing, I would be lost. 277 00:12:40,968 --> 00:12:42,678 Okay? And you love him so much-- 278 00:12:42,761 --> 00:12:45,097 Hey, babe, could you... Seriously, like, I'm good. 279 00:12:45,181 --> 00:12:48,559 Like, you don't have to, like, you know, sweetly check in and all that stuff. 280 00:12:48,642 --> 00:12:49,643 I mean, we're good. 281 00:12:49,727 --> 00:12:51,520 -I... I promise. -Great news. 282 00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:54,023 -We're going to get beignets. -Oh, hell yeah! 283 00:12:54,106 --> 00:12:55,441 Wait. Why? 284 00:12:55,524 --> 00:12:58,235 Well, I went over there and he's just so sexy, 285 00:12:58,319 --> 00:12:59,862 I got lost in his vines, 286 00:12:59,945 --> 00:13:02,490 and then I felt weird about asking for such a big thing, 287 00:13:02,573 --> 00:13:05,493 and then we had a quickie, smoked a J, and I was hungry, 288 00:13:05,576 --> 00:13:08,329 -so he suggested beignets! -That was fast. 289 00:13:08,412 --> 00:13:11,832 -[laughter continues] -[grunts] 290 00:13:11,916 --> 00:13:13,501 -Show yourself. -[claps] 291 00:13:13,584 --> 00:13:15,252 Oh, my apologies. 292 00:13:15,336 --> 00:13:20,049 I'm a fan of the extravagant. A little shock and awe. 293 00:13:20,132 --> 00:13:22,051 -What is this? -Notebook. 294 00:13:22,134 --> 00:13:24,178 Comfy couch. Tissues. 295 00:13:24,261 --> 00:13:26,013 I'm a therapist. 296 00:13:26,096 --> 00:13:28,807 I'm here to help you talk about your feelings in this relationship. 297 00:13:28,891 --> 00:13:31,060 -Alfred. -I'm fine. 298 00:13:31,143 --> 00:13:33,437 -Same. -An emotionally unavailable duo. 299 00:13:33,521 --> 00:13:36,732 We could spend weeks slowly getting each of you to open up 300 00:13:36,815 --> 00:13:39,693 and come to a greater understanding about your relationship. 301 00:13:39,777 --> 00:13:42,571 [in sing-song voice] Or, I could make each of you 302 00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:45,574 sing those feelings right now. 303 00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:47,368 Neither. 304 00:13:47,451 --> 00:13:50,663 I'm not talking about my feelings and I'm definitely not singing. 305 00:13:52,373 --> 00:13:53,749 What kind of therapist are you? 306 00:13:53,832 --> 00:13:54,917 [knuckles cracking] 307 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:56,460 ♪ Well, well, well ♪ 308 00:13:56,544 --> 00:13:59,088 ♪ Look who's falling Under my spell ♪ 309 00:13:59,171 --> 00:14:00,714 Music Meister. 310 00:14:00,798 --> 00:14:03,425 ♪ Express your souls Don't try to hold back ♪ 311 00:14:05,427 --> 00:14:08,597 ♪ It's best to just Let go and relax ♪ 312 00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:09,682 [both grunting] 313 00:14:11,058 --> 00:14:13,018 I'm not participating in this buffoonery. 314 00:14:13,102 --> 00:14:14,311 So how about you choke on my... 315 00:14:14,395 --> 00:14:15,813 ♪ Ass ♪ 316 00:14:15,896 --> 00:14:16,730 Huh? 317 00:14:18,566 --> 00:14:20,943 [Swamp Thing] This line has gotten so crazy recently. 318 00:14:21,026 --> 00:14:24,947 It's a few Silicon Valley bros kind of gentrifying the swamp. 319 00:14:25,030 --> 00:14:28,033 They got the recipe from an algorithm and charge $9 a beignet. 320 00:14:28,117 --> 00:14:29,577 [screams] I cannot wait. 321 00:14:29,660 --> 00:14:32,288 I'll do three powdered sugar. Ooh, ooh, two chocolate. 322 00:14:32,371 --> 00:14:34,456 Oh, shit. Nutella filled? Yes, yum. Yum. 323 00:14:34,540 --> 00:14:35,833 Nora? 324 00:14:35,916 --> 00:14:38,627 Why didn't you just ask Swamp Thing about Frank? 325 00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:39,962 It was awkward. 326 00:14:40,045 --> 00:14:41,130 I'm sorry. 327 00:14:41,213 --> 00:14:43,632 Oh, I'm so sorry that asking you 328 00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:45,968 to make a small and simple request 329 00:14:46,051 --> 00:14:48,429 of your boyfriend was too awkward for you. 330 00:14:48,512 --> 00:14:50,973 Whoa! [chuckles] He's not my boyfriend. 331 00:14:51,056 --> 00:14:52,391 I'm not? 332 00:14:52,474 --> 00:14:55,269 Well, I'm just not looking for anything serious. 333 00:14:55,352 --> 00:14:59,398 -Also, we met nine hours ago. -But we connected. 334 00:14:59,481 --> 00:15:01,942 I let you inside of me, literally. 335 00:15:02,026 --> 00:15:03,902 I'm just having fun, Alec. 336 00:15:08,782 --> 00:15:09,992 [gasps] 337 00:15:13,245 --> 00:15:14,788 [roars] 338 00:15:21,295 --> 00:15:22,504 The algorithm! 339 00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:25,424 I just wanted one fucking beignet. 340 00:15:25,507 --> 00:15:26,800 [growls] 341 00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:39,188 Jesus Christ, Nora! You couldn't just lie and say he's your boyfriend? 342 00:15:39,271 --> 00:15:41,857 I can't tie myself down right now. 343 00:15:41,940 --> 00:15:44,485 I'm in my sexual prime. [screams] 344 00:15:47,321 --> 00:15:48,572 This sucks. 345 00:15:48,656 --> 00:15:50,908 Swamp Thing is so sensitive. 346 00:15:50,991 --> 00:15:53,994 It's like Nora doesn't want to date his soft, country ass, 347 00:15:54,078 --> 00:15:55,704 so he destroys everything. 348 00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:58,248 As your girlfriend, he's being totally fucking annoying, 349 00:15:58,332 --> 00:15:59,792 and it fuckin' sucks. 350 00:15:59,875 --> 00:16:02,461 As a psychiatrist, this is not healthy. [shrieks] 351 00:16:02,544 --> 00:16:06,215 But the swamp hurricane is an expression of his inner trauma. 352 00:16:06,298 --> 00:16:09,009 [grunting] 353 00:16:09,093 --> 00:16:14,390 Huh, he clearly has a lot of pent-up emotional baggage that he needs to work through. 354 00:16:14,473 --> 00:16:16,392 He's a grown-ass plant man. 355 00:16:16,475 --> 00:16:21,146 He's having a temper tantrum, and it's literally affecting the ecosystem. 356 00:16:26,193 --> 00:16:28,070 [growls] 357 00:16:29,321 --> 00:16:30,364 [straining] 358 00:16:30,447 --> 00:16:32,408 Don't fight it. Also, you can't. 359 00:16:32,491 --> 00:16:34,576 [chuckles] It's my superpower. 360 00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:36,578 ♪ I don't want To be tied down ♪ 361 00:16:36,662 --> 00:16:39,707 ♪ I just want to get around ♪ 362 00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:41,917 ♪ I don't wanna Stay at night ♪ 363 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:44,753 ♪ I wanna get it on Not fight ♪ 364 00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:46,922 ♪ I just wanna go to bed ♪ 365 00:16:47,005 --> 00:16:50,217 ♪ Without nasty feet Lying next to my head ♪ 366 00:16:50,300 --> 00:16:52,594 ♪ I just want to fall asleep ♪ 367 00:16:52,678 --> 00:16:55,764 ♪ On my California king In my bedroom suite ♪ 368 00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:59,184 ♪ I'd like to be alone ♪ 369 00:17:00,894 --> 00:17:06,024 ♪ I just wanna be alone ♪ 370 00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:07,776 ♪ I don't want To hold you back ♪ 371 00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:10,237 ♪ But maybe you can Cut some slack ♪ 372 00:17:11,530 --> 00:17:13,323 ♪ I just wanna watch TV ♪ 373 00:17:13,407 --> 00:17:16,034 ♪ And gently rub your back As you fall asleep ♪ 374 00:17:16,118 --> 00:17:18,829 ♪ I don't need it To be much ♪ 375 00:17:18,912 --> 00:17:21,540 ♪ I just want your time I'll throw out the toothbrush ♪ 376 00:17:21,623 --> 00:17:24,126 ♪ Come back To the Manor with me ♪ 377 00:17:24,209 --> 00:17:27,129 ♪ I promise I won't pop In your way as much 378 00:17:27,212 --> 00:17:32,301 ♪ I don't want to be alone ♪ 379 00:17:32,384 --> 00:17:37,931 ♪ I just can't be alone ♪ 380 00:17:38,015 --> 00:17:40,642 ♪ Movies, TV Outdoor activities ♪ 381 00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:43,520 ♪ Dancing, skating Fighting over enemies ♪ 382 00:17:43,604 --> 00:17:45,898 ♪ Eating yogurt, making pies ♪ 383 00:17:45,981 --> 00:17:48,859 ♪ Reading, loving Feeling, concealing ♪ 384 00:17:48,942 --> 00:17:51,445 ♪ Getting a ticket For driving too fast ♪ 385 00:17:51,528 --> 00:17:53,989 ♪ Spraying down Your legs for bugs ♪ 386 00:17:54,072 --> 00:17:59,661 [both singing] ♪ And giving The deepest lovin' hugs ♪ 387 00:17:59,745 --> 00:18:04,958 -♪ I don't want to be alone ♪ -♪ I like to be alone ♪ 388 00:18:05,042 --> 00:18:10,005 -♪ I just can't be alone ♪ -♪ I need to be alone ♪ 389 00:18:10,088 --> 00:18:13,300 -♪ With you ♪ -♪ Without you ♪ 390 00:18:13,383 --> 00:18:18,138 ♪ You gotta open up your heart To receive love ♪ 391 00:18:19,431 --> 00:18:20,641 So... 392 00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:23,519 How are we feeling? 393 00:18:23,602 --> 00:18:25,270 ♪ I'm feeling pretty bad ♪ 394 00:18:25,354 --> 00:18:27,564 ♪ Because my girlfriend Is breaking up with me ♪ 395 00:18:27,648 --> 00:18:31,401 -Yeah. So you don't have to sing anymore. -Oh. 396 00:18:31,485 --> 00:18:33,320 Right. I'm... I'm fine. 397 00:18:33,403 --> 00:18:37,115 Do you take insurance, or is this a super bill situation? 398 00:18:38,784 --> 00:18:40,619 [Swamp Thing roars] 399 00:18:40,702 --> 00:18:42,538 I'm too sensitive, huh? 400 00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:47,668 [groans] 401 00:18:47,751 --> 00:18:51,880 All I was trying to say was that you could chill out a little. 402 00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:55,300 No! You never let me express myself, Ivy. 403 00:18:55,384 --> 00:18:57,511 This is why we stopped being friends. 404 00:18:57,594 --> 00:18:59,888 [sighs] Didn't we stop being friends 405 00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:02,057 because I wanted to destroy humanity? 406 00:19:02,140 --> 00:19:06,937 Sure, that wasn't the best, but it was mostly that you were a shitty friend. 407 00:19:07,020 --> 00:19:11,358 I would listen to you for hours complaining about humans being the worst 408 00:19:11,441 --> 00:19:14,528 and how you didn't understand the appeal of those bougie Lacoste polos. 409 00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:16,864 But if for a second, 410 00:19:16,947 --> 00:19:19,241 I tried to discuss my impending divorce with Linda, 411 00:19:19,324 --> 00:19:21,702 and how it was ripping my heart apart, 412 00:19:21,785 --> 00:19:23,829 you would find some excuse to leave. 413 00:19:23,912 --> 00:19:27,624 You have no idea what it means to lose someone important to you. 414 00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:30,252 You're so selfish. 415 00:19:30,335 --> 00:19:32,838 Oh, I don't know what it feels like to lose someone? 416 00:19:32,921 --> 00:19:34,256 The only reason why I came down here 417 00:19:34,339 --> 00:19:36,091 is because I lost my best friend. 418 00:19:36,174 --> 00:19:39,553 He's the only person who understood me as me before Harley. 419 00:19:39,636 --> 00:19:41,597 [voice quavering] I'm so worried about Frank, 420 00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:43,599 and I... and I don't know where he is, 421 00:19:43,682 --> 00:19:45,475 and I can't find him in the Green 422 00:19:45,559 --> 00:19:47,352 because I'm not strong enough. 423 00:19:47,436 --> 00:19:51,565 And every second that I spend here, he's slipping away from me. 424 00:19:51,648 --> 00:19:53,275 Maybe forever. 425 00:19:53,358 --> 00:19:57,571 And it's my fault and I need to get him back and I have to. 426 00:19:57,654 --> 00:19:58,780 [sobbing] 427 00:19:59,990 --> 00:20:00,908 Whoa! 428 00:20:02,784 --> 00:20:05,913 I have to get him and I can't. 429 00:20:08,123 --> 00:20:12,252 Thank you for letting me into your heart. It means so much. 430 00:20:14,212 --> 00:20:15,130 [sniffles] 431 00:20:17,090 --> 00:20:18,300 Is this me or you? 432 00:20:18,383 --> 00:20:19,885 Oh! Thank God, you're okay. 433 00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:23,221 [Nora screams] Oh! 434 00:20:24,932 --> 00:20:26,016 Let's find Frank. 435 00:20:28,393 --> 00:20:30,854 I've really learned a lot these last two days. 436 00:20:30,938 --> 00:20:32,981 You can barter coke for almost anything, 437 00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:37,027 and maybe I don't have to live the life I lost all at once. 438 00:20:37,110 --> 00:20:38,528 Oh, my goodness! 439 00:20:38,612 --> 00:20:40,948 Did you guys do this on purpose to get me back on track? 440 00:20:41,031 --> 00:20:44,701 -Set up this whole thing with Ivy in New Orleans and Fred? -Frank. 441 00:20:44,785 --> 00:20:48,413 -It's Frank. But sure, yeah. -You guys. 442 00:20:50,374 --> 00:20:52,167 You're a real badass, you know that? 443 00:20:52,250 --> 00:20:53,961 How so? 444 00:20:54,044 --> 00:20:56,380 Uh, I saw you out there going to battle with your inner demons. 445 00:20:56,463 --> 00:20:59,341 Obviously, I tried to drop some bread crumbs along the way, 446 00:20:59,424 --> 00:21:01,218 but you got there on your own. 447 00:21:01,301 --> 00:21:04,304 That is boss lady shit. Matches your big hair. 448 00:21:04,388 --> 00:21:06,807 Oh, wow! That's too... That is... [sighs] 449 00:21:06,890 --> 00:21:10,811 Thanks for... Thanks for putting up with my stubbornness, 450 00:21:10,894 --> 00:21:12,062 and my hair. [chuckles softly] 451 00:21:12,145 --> 00:21:14,106 I don't know what I'd do without you. 452 00:21:14,189 --> 00:21:16,024 Aw! Anytime, dolly. 453 00:21:17,609 --> 00:21:18,527 [giggles] 454 00:21:18,610 --> 00:21:20,570 [gasps] Beignets! How... 455 00:21:20,654 --> 00:21:22,739 Oh, my God, I love you so much. 456 00:21:24,408 --> 00:21:25,575 So, seriously, 457 00:21:25,659 --> 00:21:27,077 like, do you think that you can... 458 00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:28,745 You can help me use the Green to find Frank? 459 00:21:28,829 --> 00:21:30,163 I don't need to help you. 460 00:21:30,247 --> 00:21:31,790 The only thing stopping you was your fears. 461 00:21:31,873 --> 00:21:34,042 When you open your heart and your mind completely 462 00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:36,586 you can always access the Green. 463 00:21:36,670 --> 00:21:38,338 You're ready. 464 00:21:38,422 --> 00:21:41,091 Oh, shit! I hate it when the power was inside me all along. 465 00:21:41,174 --> 00:21:42,050 You got this. 466 00:21:44,469 --> 00:21:45,971 [breathes deeply] 467 00:21:50,892 --> 00:21:52,602 Let me out! 468 00:21:52,686 --> 00:21:54,604 Why the hell am I here? 469 00:21:57,566 --> 00:21:58,608 [gasps] 470 00:22:00,152 --> 00:22:01,737 So, what did you see? 471 00:22:03,363 --> 00:22:04,906 Master Bruce, are you all right? 472 00:22:04,990 --> 00:22:05,991 I'm fine. 473 00:22:06,074 --> 00:22:07,534 I don't need Selina. 474 00:22:07,617 --> 00:22:08,952 I'm not looking for love. 475 00:22:09,036 --> 00:22:11,496 I just want to focus on my career right now. 476 00:22:11,580 --> 00:22:13,582 Poison Ivy did something to him. 477 00:22:13,665 --> 00:22:15,417 And I'm going to figure out what. 478 00:22:20,964 --> 00:22:22,049 [theme music playing]