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[Tawny] Today on Tawny.

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Ratcatcher has spent
most of his life in the sewers
catching rats.

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But the last thing he expected
to catch there was feelings.

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Our exclusive interview
with Gotham's

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controversial couple
right after this break.

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Wait, is he screwin' a rat?

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Sick!

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[Frank] No!

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Let me out!

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[screams] Ah! Frank!

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Are you okay?
Maybe you should chill

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on going that deep
into the Green.

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You know, Swamp Thing did say
it's gonna take some time

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for your body
to get used to it.

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I gotta assume, at some point,
your boobs will stop sweatin'.

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I don't care how sick I get.

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I have to find out
where Frank is.

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Bruce Wayne's got him.

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He... It's just too dark to see
where he is.

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I mean,
it's like all that money

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and he can't buy a light bulb,
for Christ's sake.

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If only we knew someone

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who could help us draw him out.

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Don't look at me.

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We broke up.

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Bruce is so clingy.

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Even for
an eccentric billionaire,
he's got baggage.

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Workaholic, obsessed
with clean eating,

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and, you know, those
major abandonment issues

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from seeing his parents
murdered as a child.

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Well, congrats
on freeing yourself

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from the chains of hetero hell.

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But can't you just pretend
you want to see him?

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You know, maybe lure him
over here and we'll handle
the rest?

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No. When I break up
with someone,
I cut them off completely.

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[sighs] He's determined
to get me back.

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Won't stop
sending me gifts, flowers,

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this canary diamond
encrusted tiara.

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That is one sparkly meatball.

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Oh, that looks
incredible on you.

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It's all right.

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Mm. He wants me to wear it
to a gala he's hosting tonight.

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[Harley]
It's a clunky name.

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Did your RSVP?

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I'm not going anywhere
near that mess.

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Didn't you hear my whole
no-communication thing?

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-Yeah, Harls, pay attention.
-Okay.

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My point is, if Bruce thinks
there's a chance
you might come,

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he will definitely be there.

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True, he is
desperate to see me.

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[doorbell rings]

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Ugh. That better not be
more flowers.

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Okay. We're gonna go
to that gala,

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grab Bruce, and we're going
to torture him

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until he tells us where
Frank is.

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[groaning]

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No-- Yeah, it's happening.

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-[vomits]
-Or, I have an idea.

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You'll stay here, rest,
read some mags,

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hydrate, get your strength
back up to torture levels.

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And I will go kidnap
Bruce Wayne.

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[giggles]

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[theme music playing]

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[Bruce grumbles]

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-So, I know it's been
a tough week.
-Mm.

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Respectfully,
Selina's being a total B.

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Appreciate the solidarity,
but don't talk about her
like that.

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You know what always makes me
feel better?

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A hug.

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But that's not
really our thing,

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so, how about focusing on work?

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Are you looking at Selina's
Waynestagram stories?

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She can tell If you are.

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She can? I mean, I'm not.

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Obviously.

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If no one else
has any new leads,

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I'd like to discuss

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the CowNews BoyBoy Hat.

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By now, I'm sure you've seen
the ads.

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According to my source
at the docks,

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there's a shipment
coming in tonight.

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I'm thinking we intercept it

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and see what's really going on
with these hats.

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A new hat fad doesn't equal
criminal activity.

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Lots of people wear hats.

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Am I a criminal?

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No, but you look like
you're ready to steal
some kisses.

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No? All right.

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They're not just hats.

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They've got a smart device
that can read your mind

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and become your own
personal assistant.

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-Cool.
-That doesn't sound fishy
to you?

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Hats and neurotech?

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That can only be the work
of one man.

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-Mad Hatter.
-Mad Hatter.

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Impossible. I ran Mad Hatter
out of town years ago.

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You're making connections
that just aren't there.

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Now, if that's all,
I have a gala to get to.

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Selina, it's Bruce.

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Uh, Bruce Wayne,
your boyfriend.

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Ex-boyfriend, lover.

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Hey, is this a two rolls
of duct tape kidnapping?

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Harley, honey, I don't want you
to go alone, okay?

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I'll be fine. Yes, each time
I go into the Green,

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it feels like every one
of my cells
is being ripped apart,

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but maybe this tea will help.

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It's lemon ginger.

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Oh, King Shark will come
with me.

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What do you say, buddy?

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You up for a classic
Shark-Ley adventure?

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Kidnap a sad billionaire?
Huh? Huh?

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Rain check.

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I have to return home
due to the death of my father.

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-Sorry, dude.
-Fucking fuck.

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Thank you.
This is actually a relief.

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He was a terrible shark
and an even worse man.

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Oh, so... Congrats?

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Not quite there yet.

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The good news is
I get to see my little brother,
Prince Shark.

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I mean, we're pretty tight.

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He's the brother I didn't eat.

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So, does this mean you're like
an actual king now?

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No, Prince will be King

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once I officially pass
on the position at the funeral.

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We have confusing
traditions under the sea.

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No worries,
I'll just go with...

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[gasps] Clayface!

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Oh, ho, ho!

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Clayface would love to, but...

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[singsong] Billy Bob Thornton

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is manning the dunk tank

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at the glorious St. Louis
Professional Baseballer's
Charity Circus.

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Go, team! I'll look up the name
on the way...

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Well, I should get going, too.

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Have fun storming
the castle, Harley!

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[sighs] Okay, screw it,
I'm going with you.

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I'm gonna... Oh, wow.
[sighs wearily]

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Okay, no more going
into the Green for now.

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You've gotta rest.
I got this, NBD.

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Okay, Bruce Wayne is just
some dude, okay?

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It's not like he's Superman
or something.

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I know, it's just...
It's been a while

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since you've done a job alone.

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She's trying to say
that you're extremely
codependent.

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-[cell phone dinging]
-For the love of nuts,

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-who is texting you?
-Ugh.

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It's that nerd, Batgirl.

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Since the escape room,
I've thrown her a couple LOLs

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but she just keeps texting.

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Babe, you don't
have to be defensive.

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It's sweet,
you like to take in strays.

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Listen, I'm locked
and loaded, baby.

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I got rope, double duct tape,
binoculars, glass cutter,

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person cutter and a granola bar
in case I get peckish.

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Now, call me
if there are any problems.
Swearsies?

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When has anything
I've attempted to do
gone wrong?

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But... You're sick,
you save your energy.

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Listen, while I'm gone,
you take care of Ivy.

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That means you sit with her,
you stream that lubed-up dildo

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disguised as a TV show,
Bridgerton,

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or whatever people
are horny for
these days,

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and make sure
she wants for nothing.

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And why would I do that?

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Because if you don't,
when I kidnap Bruce,
I'm gonna tell him

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you've been saying his name
in your sleep.

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[sighs] Be quick, will you?

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And try not to
make a spectacle.

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I don't need the hotel
tightening up security.

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It's one of my favorite
places to steal from.

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It's where I got my Picasso.

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-[indistinct chatter]
-[man] Hey, Bruce! Bruce!

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Hey. Where's Selina
tonight, huh?

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Has she arrived yet?

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[Harley] Hi-yah! Come here,
you little old--

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-[crashing]
-[screaming]

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[breathing heavily]

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Still takes her vitamins.

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[exhales]

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[organ music playing]

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[low chatter, sobbing]

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[door opens]

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[bawling]

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Where are all the octopuses
and finned aquatic dignitaries?

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Shark ceremony only.

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It was in Dad's will.

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You know how he was.

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A snob to the bitter end.

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Your father was a great shark.

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-So kind of you to say.
-Wasn't he?

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Hey. That "great shark"
had relations with his wife.

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And his sister.

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[giggles]

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Dad looks good on you,
by the way.

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Thanks, man.
That means a lot.

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We're gathered here today

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to coronate your new king

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and celebrate the legacy
of King Daddy,

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who most famously saved us
from our arch enemies,

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the sinful Atlanteans.

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If they only knew,
during that battle,

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Dad was turnt up
on bunk abalone venom.

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I'm glad you're here.

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Me too.

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Now, King Daddy's
firstborn son, Nanaue,

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and his brother Kamea

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will join me at the altar

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for the official passing
of duty.

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Your father's royal scepter

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is only to be touched by kings.

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Whoo! Powerful.

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I kinda like it.

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Oh, I'm just kidding.

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Ah, the Prince is become King.

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[cheers and applause]

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Are you sure
you don't want to be king?

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You are the oldest.
It's your right.

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No, you deserve this.

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You stayed here and took care
of the kingdom

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and the family.

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Even for Dad's diaper stuff.

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[cheers and applause]

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Yeah, man. Soon enough,
the kingdom will be no more

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and I'll be free
of all this bullshit.

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I am psyched.

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Totally. Yeah.

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I mean, wait. What?

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[upbeat music playing]

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[grunts]

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-[crashes]
-[harp glissandos]

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Oh, damn. That was
actually beautiful.

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[beeps]

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[Batgirl]
Freeze, scumbag!

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Oh. Hey, girl. 'Sup?

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Harley? What the hell?

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I thought you were just
staying in tonight.

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Eh. Changed my mind.

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Are you stalking me?

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Ugh, as if.

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I'm working gala security.

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Cool story. Outta my way.

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Not unless
you have an invite.

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Ugh.

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Ow.

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God, you are so clingy.

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I don't want to fight you.

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Oh, you don't?

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Of course not.

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We're friends.

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Ow.

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[cell phone vibrating]

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Hey, how's my prickly
little pear feeling?

252
00:10:04,937 --> 00:10:05,980
Do you miss me?

253
00:10:06,063 --> 00:10:07,523
Did you take my tiara?

254
00:10:07,606 --> 00:10:09,567
Screw your tiara. How's Ivy?

255
00:10:09,650 --> 00:10:10,651
She's fine.

256
00:10:16,073 --> 00:10:17,158
[meowing]

257
00:10:17,241 --> 00:10:18,451
Ugh. Gotta go.

258
00:10:19,952 --> 00:10:20,870
[shrieking]

259
00:10:20,953 --> 00:10:23,289
So you do answer your phone.

260
00:10:25,541 --> 00:10:27,126
Ow! Shit, that hurts.

261
00:10:27,209 --> 00:10:28,878
Did I do something wrong?

262
00:10:28,961 --> 00:10:30,629
I thought we were
becoming friends.

263
00:10:30,713 --> 00:10:32,548
-[Batgirl groans]
-I have enough friends!

264
00:10:32,631 --> 00:10:37,261
Oh, really? Let's see,
there's Ivy... end of list!

265
00:10:37,345 --> 00:10:39,680
Oh! So the kitty
does have claws.

266
00:10:39,764 --> 00:10:41,766
I knew you weren't as
"I'm so innocent,

267
00:10:41,849 --> 00:10:44,518
I follow the rules.
I'm Gotham's hall monitor"

268
00:10:44,602 --> 00:10:45,811
as you pretend to be.

269
00:10:45,895 --> 00:10:47,063
[groans]

270
00:10:47,146 --> 00:10:51,067
I don't sound like that,
you stupid... clown!

271
00:10:51,150 --> 00:10:53,069
-Oh! Good one.
-[Batgirl grunts]

272
00:10:53,152 --> 00:10:55,404
You know what?
Maybe I do want
people to like me,

273
00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:57,782
but at least I'm honest
about who I am.

274
00:10:57,865 --> 00:11:01,035
You want a merit badge
for admittin'
you're a fuckin' dork?

275
00:11:01,118 --> 00:11:03,037
-[elevator dings]
-[breathing heavily]

276
00:11:03,120 --> 00:11:04,663
Maybe take the next one.

277
00:11:04,747 --> 00:11:05,790
[both grunting]

278
00:11:05,873 --> 00:11:07,792
-[elevator dings]
-[grunts]

279
00:11:07,875 --> 00:11:09,877
Can you please get the next--
What the...

280
00:11:11,045 --> 00:11:12,129
[Harley and Batgirl groan] Ugh!

281
00:11:12,213 --> 00:11:14,006
[peaceful music playing]

282
00:11:15,257 --> 00:11:17,301
I miss these heart-to-hearts.

283
00:11:17,385 --> 00:11:19,470
Yeah, me too.

284
00:11:19,553 --> 00:11:21,764
Hey, while we're chatting,
sipping 'gria,

285
00:11:21,847 --> 00:11:23,766
can we circle back
to that thing you said

286
00:11:23,849 --> 00:11:25,309
about "the kingdom
will be no more?"

287
00:11:25,393 --> 00:11:27,937
Oh, yeah, that.
I mean, I'm selling it.

288
00:11:28,020 --> 00:11:29,939
An offer came in.
The numbers are right.

289
00:11:30,022 --> 00:11:31,023
Gonna cash out.

290
00:11:31,107 --> 00:11:33,275
Focus on me for a change.

291
00:11:33,359 --> 00:11:35,486
Ah, maybe do
some print modeling work.

292
00:11:35,569 --> 00:11:36,695
Well, who's the buyer?

293
00:11:36,779 --> 00:11:39,365
Would you believe
it's Ocean Master?

294
00:11:39,448 --> 00:11:40,783
[chuckling] Isn't that a trip?

295
00:11:40,866 --> 00:11:42,743
Look, I know
I'm coming to this late,

296
00:11:42,827 --> 00:11:45,538
so no disrespect,
but Ocean Master is,

297
00:11:45,621 --> 00:11:47,123
like, a longstanding enemy

298
00:11:47,206 --> 00:11:49,083
who famously hates
the shark kingdom.

299
00:11:49,166 --> 00:11:50,709
Well, his money
spends as good

300
00:11:50,793 --> 00:11:53,963
as the next guy-slash-fish-
slash-bivalve. [chuckles]

301
00:11:54,046 --> 00:11:55,631
Did you run this by anyone?

302
00:11:55,714 --> 00:11:57,967
Nope. That's the great thing
about being a king,

303
00:11:58,050 --> 00:11:59,760
I don't have to answer
to no one.

304
00:11:59,844 --> 00:12:01,637
He's going to
develop an outlet mall

305
00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:03,764
and a multiplex theater,
food court.

306
00:12:03,848 --> 00:12:05,266
Hey, what's "fast casual?"

307
00:12:05,349 --> 00:12:06,809
'Cause he said that a lot.

308
00:12:06,892 --> 00:12:08,144
Have you considered

309
00:12:08,227 --> 00:12:11,480
maybe not selling
our ancestral homeland?

310
00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:13,774
"Our"? Oh, oh, that's rich.

311
00:12:13,858 --> 00:12:15,151
Now Dad's dead,

312
00:12:15,234 --> 00:12:16,986
you show up swinging
your double dick around

313
00:12:17,069 --> 00:12:18,154
like you have a say.

314
00:12:18,237 --> 00:12:19,905
You chose to go live on land

315
00:12:19,989 --> 00:12:22,158
and I was stuck here
to deal with Dad.

316
00:12:22,241 --> 00:12:26,036
I had to be the good son,
the one who followed the rules,

317
00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:28,038
the one dealing
with those diapers, ugh!

318
00:12:28,122 --> 00:12:31,250
[choking up] And you know
we all just shit in the water.

319
00:12:31,333 --> 00:12:33,836
So if you got to wear
a diaper down here,

320
00:12:33,919 --> 00:12:35,379
you know things are messed up.

321
00:12:35,463 --> 00:12:37,339
You're right. I should have
been here to help more.

322
00:12:37,423 --> 00:12:39,008
Yeah, well, you weren't.

323
00:12:39,091 --> 00:12:40,968
But now it's my time
to be selfish.

324
00:12:41,051 --> 00:12:42,720
And if you have a problem,

325
00:12:42,803 --> 00:12:45,764
why don't you do
what you're good at and leave?

326
00:12:49,643 --> 00:12:50,853
[Harley] Where are we?

327
00:12:50,936 --> 00:12:53,606
Oh, God! Is this
immersive theater? Ugh!

328
00:12:53,689 --> 00:12:55,816
We demand to know
who you're working for!

329
00:12:55,900 --> 00:12:59,445
The name's Tetch. Jervis Tetch.

330
00:12:59,528 --> 00:13:01,906
More lamely known as
the Mad Hatter.

331
00:13:01,989 --> 00:13:04,700
Well, I didn't take you
for a "mad hater,"

332
00:13:04,783 --> 00:13:07,369
considering how much
you've been snooping
around my shipments.

333
00:13:07,453 --> 00:13:09,288
You won't get away with this.

334
00:13:09,371 --> 00:13:11,874
It's only a matter of time
until people know
the truth about your hats.

335
00:13:11,957 --> 00:13:14,126
Wait, so you're the guy
behind those weird hats?

336
00:13:14,210 --> 00:13:15,878
They aren't "weird hats"!

337
00:13:15,961 --> 00:13:19,590
You see, there's a reason
for the unconventional design.

338
00:13:19,673 --> 00:13:20,883
The newsboy brim

339
00:13:20,966 --> 00:13:23,260
focuses the mind control
of the frontal lobe,

340
00:13:23,344 --> 00:13:25,846
while the cowboy crown
provides ample room

341
00:13:25,930 --> 00:13:27,556
for the processor
and transmitter.

342
00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:30,809
And soon,
I will have an army of puppets!

343
00:13:30,893 --> 00:13:32,478
-[laughs maniacally]
-[Batgirl groans]

344
00:13:32,561 --> 00:13:34,772
You fooled around
with my plans,

345
00:13:34,855 --> 00:13:38,108
and now I'm going to
fool around with you!
[chuckles]

346
00:13:38,192 --> 00:13:41,362
Ugh! Great! Like we need
another run-of-the-mill perv
in Gotham.

347
00:13:41,445 --> 00:13:42,613
I'm not a perv.

348
00:13:42,696 --> 00:13:44,073
I... I torture and murder.

349
00:13:44,156 --> 00:13:45,533
Nothing gross. Is it the hat?

350
00:13:45,616 --> 00:13:46,784
It's the hat, isn't it?

351
00:13:50,829 --> 00:13:52,081
Ew!

352
00:13:52,164 --> 00:13:53,999
Oh, okay,
so now you have a problem

353
00:13:54,083 --> 00:13:56,001
with my incredibly long
pinky nail.

354
00:13:56,085 --> 00:13:58,546
Look, I don't have time to list
all the reasons why
you're pervy.

355
00:13:58,629 --> 00:13:59,672
So I'll leave ya
to your business

356
00:13:59,755 --> 00:14:01,006
and just be on my merry way.

357
00:14:01,090 --> 00:14:02,591
What you two aren't together?

358
00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:04,885
Us? She wishes.
She screwed up my plans too.

359
00:14:04,969 --> 00:14:07,179
Oh, well, now,
you seemed like friends.

360
00:14:09,390 --> 00:14:10,432
Nope. Nope. Nope.

361
00:14:10,516 --> 00:14:12,893
I am not like her!

362
00:14:12,977 --> 00:14:16,230
I am like you. In the...
In the broadest of senses.

363
00:14:16,313 --> 00:14:18,023
I am Harley Quinn.

364
00:14:18,107 --> 00:14:19,567
The Harley Quinn?

365
00:14:19,650 --> 00:14:21,360
Get the heck out of here!

366
00:14:21,443 --> 00:14:24,321
I should have recognized
that beautiful hair.

367
00:14:24,405 --> 00:14:25,739
[inhales deeply]

368
00:14:25,823 --> 00:14:27,700
Okay, it wasn't pervy,

369
00:14:27,783 --> 00:14:30,578
but I could see
how it would seem pervy.

370
00:14:30,661 --> 00:14:32,663
Rabbits, rabbits,
untie this one.

371
00:14:33,539 --> 00:14:35,124
'Kay. Cool. Great.

372
00:14:35,207 --> 00:14:36,625
Harley!

373
00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:38,752
You're just gonna, like,
mind control her
for a bit, right?

374
00:14:38,836 --> 00:14:40,296
Have her do your evil bidding
or something?

375
00:14:40,379 --> 00:14:43,048
I was actually thinking
more along the lines

376
00:14:43,132 --> 00:14:45,050
of Chapter 6 of
Through the Looking Glass.

377
00:14:45,134 --> 00:14:48,137
-That's the one where--
-[shushing] I haven't seen
the movie yet.

378
00:14:49,388 --> 00:14:52,057
Uh, just text me later?

379
00:14:52,141 --> 00:14:53,058
Huh?

380
00:14:53,934 --> 00:14:55,269
[Mad Hatter giggles]

381
00:14:55,352 --> 00:14:56,562
[beeps]

382
00:14:56,645 --> 00:14:58,981
-[Mad Hatter cackling]
-[Batgirl screams]

383
00:15:02,234 --> 00:15:03,944
Guilt makes you look very old.

384
00:15:04,028 --> 00:15:05,988
I look great,
and I am in a hurry, okay?

385
00:15:06,071 --> 00:15:07,489
I have to kidnap Bruce Wayne.

386
00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:09,325
For our girlfriend.

387
00:15:09,408 --> 00:15:11,827
It doesn't matter
how many times you push it,

388
00:15:11,910 --> 00:15:13,329
it won't go any faster.

389
00:15:13,412 --> 00:15:15,623
Ugh! Leave it to Batgirl
to make a simple kidnappin'

390
00:15:15,706 --> 00:15:17,166
so much harder
than it needs to be!

391
00:15:17,249 --> 00:15:19,001
So does she deserve
to be tortured

392
00:15:19,084 --> 00:15:21,211
by a creepy asshole
like Jervis?

393
00:15:21,295 --> 00:15:22,379
Yes!

394
00:15:22,463 --> 00:15:23,922
Maybe? Ugh. I don't know.

395
00:15:24,006 --> 00:15:26,008
And who names
their kid Jervis anyway?

396
00:15:26,091 --> 00:15:27,384
-Right?
-Jervis.

397
00:15:27,468 --> 00:15:28,677
Jervis.

398
00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:30,554
Would it be so bad
to help Batgirl out?

399
00:15:30,638 --> 00:15:33,432
[groans] She's a member
of the Bat Family.

400
00:15:33,515 --> 00:15:35,225
Hello? I shouldn't have to
explain this to you!

401
00:15:35,309 --> 00:15:38,687
All right, jeez. All I'm saying
is it would be a lot easier

402
00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:40,522
if she had a friend there
to help her.

403
00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:41,940
I am not her friend!

404
00:15:42,024 --> 00:15:44,193
Who are you trying to convince?

405
00:15:44,276 --> 00:15:46,236
[sighs] I should go
back there, huh?

406
00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:47,863
I'm not telling you what to do.

407
00:15:47,946 --> 00:15:50,032
I am simply talking it through
with you.

408
00:15:50,115 --> 00:15:51,700
Helping you
track your feelings.

409
00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:53,327
You know, this is why
people hate therapy.

410
00:15:55,412 --> 00:15:57,873
[Ocean Master] Let's get this
show on the road.

411
00:15:57,956 --> 00:15:59,750
Just sign pages two, three
and nine.

412
00:15:59,833 --> 00:16:01,919
The lawyers will do the rest.

413
00:16:02,002 --> 00:16:04,046
Limited edish.
Feather-bound tip.

414
00:16:04,129 --> 00:16:05,964
-[sparkles]
-Platinum-embossed barrel.

415
00:16:06,048 --> 00:16:07,299
She drives real nice.

416
00:16:07,383 --> 00:16:08,842
Damn!

417
00:16:08,926 --> 00:16:10,886
I might have to get myself
one of these after this deal.

418
00:16:10,969 --> 00:16:13,097
[laughs] I like where
your head's at.

419
00:16:15,224 --> 00:16:17,893
God. The hell?
Should I call security?

420
00:16:17,976 --> 00:16:19,937
No, it's just
my dumbass brother.

421
00:16:20,020 --> 00:16:23,565
[chuckles] I get it.
My brother's a dick too.

422
00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:25,526
-It's Aquaman.
-Yeah, I know.

423
00:16:25,609 --> 00:16:27,403
Total dick.

424
00:16:27,486 --> 00:16:30,114
-[King Shark roaring]
-There's a door, like,
three feet away from you.

425
00:16:30,197 --> 00:16:31,573
Why are you always so dramatic?

426
00:16:31,657 --> 00:16:32,908
You can't sell!

427
00:16:32,991 --> 00:16:34,618
This kingdom has been
our family home

428
00:16:34,702 --> 00:16:36,537
for thousands of years.

429
00:16:36,620 --> 00:16:38,455
Oh, wait, hold on a minute.
We talkin' shark years
or human years?

430
00:16:39,581 --> 00:16:40,874
Hah! Just doing the math.

431
00:16:40,958 --> 00:16:42,459
Sure, the kingdom
has drawbacks,

432
00:16:42,543 --> 00:16:43,919
but think about the good times.

433
00:16:44,002 --> 00:16:46,296
Think about all the hijinks,
the games,

434
00:16:46,380 --> 00:16:48,465
the blood-crazed
feeding frenzies.

435
00:16:48,549 --> 00:16:50,426
We'll always have
those memories.

436
00:16:50,509 --> 00:16:52,511
Sharks don't get
Alzheimer's, baby!

437
00:16:52,594 --> 00:16:54,805
I mean, that's actually
the only thing they got right
in Deep Blue Sea.

438
00:16:54,888 --> 00:16:57,599
I don't get why they deviated
so much from the novel.

439
00:16:57,683 --> 00:16:59,435
Wait, stop. I know
what you're doing

440
00:16:59,518 --> 00:17:00,728
and it won't work.

441
00:17:00,811 --> 00:17:02,438
I am selling
and I'm moving up-current.

442
00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:04,356
Now, fuck off back to land.

443
00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:06,233
Now, I can't let this sale
go through.

444
00:17:06,316 --> 00:17:09,069
And how do you plan to stop it?

445
00:17:12,197 --> 00:17:13,782
I just need your signature,

446
00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:15,075
and one initial here before--

447
00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:17,453
[both shouting menacingly]

448
00:17:17,536 --> 00:17:20,289
[inhales]
This evening's entertainment!

449
00:17:20,372 --> 00:17:22,624
Each of you
has a cup filled with tea,

450
00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:24,585
but some of you,
or maybe all of you,

451
00:17:24,668 --> 00:17:26,962
have a spoonful of cyanide.

452
00:17:27,045 --> 00:17:28,547
I'll give the pot a spin

453
00:17:28,630 --> 00:17:31,842
and whomever the spout lands on
must drink.

454
00:17:33,051 --> 00:17:34,386
[slurps tea, clears throat]

455
00:17:34,470 --> 00:17:36,096
[rabbit] No, that's good.

456
00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:37,765
Yeah, for a moment there
I thought you were
gonna kill me

457
00:17:37,848 --> 00:17:39,308
because, you know,
that's what you do.

458
00:17:39,391 --> 00:17:41,059
But, yeah, this is regular tea.

459
00:17:41,143 --> 00:17:44,104
I mean, you know,
got a bit of a kick to it,
but, uh...

460
00:17:44,188 --> 00:17:47,399
[gasps] Oh, God!
That burns so bad...
[sizzling]

461
00:17:47,483 --> 00:17:49,109
-"Earl Grey," she said.
-[rabbit choking and gasping]

462
00:17:49,193 --> 00:17:53,197
She said, "Earl Grey
will make you dead."

463
00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:54,740
[villains cackle]

464
00:17:54,823 --> 00:17:57,951
-This is going to be fun,
don't you think?
-[Batgirl wails]

465
00:17:58,035 --> 00:17:59,953
[shushes] This isn't creepy.

466
00:18:00,037 --> 00:18:01,330
My mom used to do this to me

467
00:18:01,413 --> 00:18:03,040
all the time
while I was tied up.

468
00:18:03,123 --> 00:18:04,792
[Mad Hatter exclaims]

469
00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:07,753
Round and round,
I spin the wheel.

470
00:18:07,836 --> 00:18:11,381
When it stops,
what pain you'll feel.

471
00:18:13,383 --> 00:18:14,885
Your turn. Drink up.

472
00:18:14,968 --> 00:18:17,054
No way!
I'm not one of your goons.

473
00:18:17,137 --> 00:18:18,680
You can't make me do anything.

474
00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:20,516
Are you sure? [snaps fingers]

475
00:18:20,599 --> 00:18:21,850
[grunting]

476
00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:30,943
[groans]

477
00:18:31,026 --> 00:18:32,110
Ouch!

478
00:18:32,194 --> 00:18:34,029
Hey, hat humper...
We're not done!

479
00:18:34,112 --> 00:18:37,574
Well, well, well. Tea for two!

480
00:18:37,658 --> 00:18:40,494
Take her down! Kill the clown!

481
00:18:40,577 --> 00:18:44,623
And bring me their heads!

482
00:18:44,706 --> 00:18:45,791
[both shouting]

483
00:18:48,585 --> 00:18:49,795
[rabbits groaning]

484
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:56,051
[grunting]

485
00:18:57,636 --> 00:18:58,720
[dishware breaking]

486
00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:00,556
Harley, please!

487
00:19:00,639 --> 00:19:03,517
Where is the honor
amongst villains?

488
00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:04,560
Hey, don't look at me.

489
00:19:04,643 --> 00:19:05,561
Look at her.

490
00:19:05,644 --> 00:19:08,105
[Mad Hatter groaning in pain]

491
00:19:08,188 --> 00:19:09,481
Why are you smiling?

492
00:19:09,565 --> 00:19:11,149
You were seconds away
from being puppeted

493
00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:12,985
by a leprechaun in a funky hat.

494
00:19:13,068 --> 00:19:14,236
I knew you'd come back.

495
00:19:14,319 --> 00:19:15,904
You may not be
a bona fide hero,

496
00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:17,865
but you're not
as ruthless as you think.

497
00:19:17,948 --> 00:19:20,242
[Mad Hatter whimpering]

498
00:19:22,035 --> 00:19:23,412
-You were sayin'?
-Yeesh.

499
00:19:23,495 --> 00:19:25,414
Did you really just kill him
to contradict me?

500
00:19:25,497 --> 00:19:27,374
I like killing assholes.
Don't read into it.

501
00:19:27,457 --> 00:19:29,042
Whatever you say... friend.

502
00:19:29,126 --> 00:19:31,461
[sighs] We are
in the area of friendship.

503
00:19:31,545 --> 00:19:33,046
We're not making bracelets yet.

504
00:19:34,047 --> 00:19:35,299
We're not!

505
00:19:35,382 --> 00:19:38,051
Oh, and FYI,
when someone texts LOL period,

506
00:19:38,135 --> 00:19:39,553
the conversation is over!

507
00:19:39,636 --> 00:19:42,139
Got it. Where you goin'?
Off to do another good deed?

508
00:19:42,222 --> 00:19:43,390
LOL period!

509
00:19:44,391 --> 00:19:46,393
[ballroom music playing]

510
00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:52,441
Ugh!

511
00:19:52,524 --> 00:19:56,403
[singsong] Bruce!
Oh, Bruce.

512
00:19:56,486 --> 00:19:57,362
Selena!

513
00:19:58,363 --> 00:19:59,573
Hiya, Brucey!

514
00:20:00,073 --> 00:20:00,949
[grunts]

515
00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:02,242
[Bruce groans]

516
00:20:06,163 --> 00:20:08,790
Ah! I knew it was two-roll job.

517
00:20:08,874 --> 00:20:10,459
[shouting, blows landing]

518
00:20:21,386 --> 00:20:22,804
[grunting]

519
00:20:31,313 --> 00:20:32,940
[screaming] Ow! Oh!

520
00:20:38,862 --> 00:20:39,988
[both shouting]

521
00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:41,198
[both screaming]

522
00:20:45,744 --> 00:20:48,080
[Ocean Master exclaiming] Whoa!

523
00:21:02,219 --> 00:21:03,762
[both grunting]

524
00:21:03,845 --> 00:21:05,138
What are you gonna do, huh?

525
00:21:05,222 --> 00:21:08,225
Eat me like you did
our other brothers?

526
00:21:08,308 --> 00:21:10,060
Oh, you know
that was a mistake.

527
00:21:10,143 --> 00:21:13,063
I suffer from
hypoglycemic-induced blackouts!

528
00:21:13,146 --> 00:21:15,649
All 13 times?

529
00:21:15,732 --> 00:21:17,859
[exclaims]
My beautiful helmet!

530
00:21:19,444 --> 00:21:20,529
[Prince Shark growling]

531
00:21:20,612 --> 00:21:21,989
You don't have to
do this alone.

532
00:21:22,072 --> 00:21:23,865
We could work this out,
make our own rules.

533
00:21:23,949 --> 00:21:26,201
Maybe figure out a system
where we alternate duties,

534
00:21:26,284 --> 00:21:28,495
you know, give us both time
to pursue our passions.

535
00:21:28,578 --> 00:21:30,747
There's a lot of great
scheduling apps out there.

536
00:21:32,624 --> 00:21:35,168
-[gasps]
-[Prince Shark grunting]

537
00:21:35,252 --> 00:21:36,169
[both grunting]

538
00:21:36,253 --> 00:21:38,880
Oh, God, Jesus!

539
00:21:38,964 --> 00:21:41,842
-[Prince Shark choking]
-I don't want the helmet back.

540
00:21:43,343 --> 00:21:44,636
[gasps]

541
00:21:47,014 --> 00:21:48,307
I didn't want this.

542
00:21:50,017 --> 00:21:52,769
So, did we leave room
for dessert?

543
00:21:59,443 --> 00:22:00,652
[drilling]

544
00:22:00,736 --> 00:22:03,030
Shit, I just did this
then minutes ago.

545
00:22:03,113 --> 00:22:04,239
[Harley shouts]

546
00:22:04,322 --> 00:22:06,742
Ah! Harls?

547
00:22:06,825 --> 00:22:08,201
Who has two thumbs to break

548
00:22:08,285 --> 00:22:10,203
and a full set of
teeth to yank out...

549
00:22:10,287 --> 00:22:11,913
This guy!

550
00:22:11,997 --> 00:22:15,417
[muffled] Mommy, come back.
I'll be a good boy.

551
00:22:15,500 --> 00:22:18,879
Oh, shit. Okay,
so there's that baggage
you were talking about.

552
00:22:18,962 --> 00:22:21,256
I cannot be here
when he wakes up.

553
00:22:26,261 --> 00:22:28,346
[theme music playing]