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[grunts] Bruce
isn't thinking straight.

2
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Okay? He's outside doing
something awful with Frank.

3
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Bruce sees 10 steps ahead
of everything he does.

4
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Whatever he's doing,
he knows it'll be safe.

5
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You know how depressed Selina
breaking it off has made him.

6
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Oh, please.
He broke up with her.

7
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Jesus! He's never gonna
say that he loves you, dude.

8
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I'm slightly worried that

9
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my extremely
realistic portrayal

10
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of his murdered father

11
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may have played
a small part in this.

12
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Oh, wow. Is your next role
Sherlock Fucking Holmes?

13
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Look, he's been
down in the dumps,

14
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but Bruce would
never do anything

15
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to put others in danger.

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Well... [chuckles] I can't
believe I'm about to say this.

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I'd love for you all to meet...

18
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my parents.

19
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[all gasping]

20
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[theme music playing]

21
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I see how this looks.

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But it's just temporary.

23
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A few more experiments
and I'm positive

24
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I'll turn my zombie parents

25
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back into my beloved,
very much alive parents.

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Oh, I've got to get
him on the pod.

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Let's get you down to the lab

28
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to see if we can extract
that plant growth hormone

29
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so you don't become another one
of Alfred's topiaries. [laughs]

30
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-You did this.
-Bullshit.

31
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Frank was only
supposed to resurrect

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dead plants, not humans.

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Billionaire bitch boy
obviously altered Frank

34
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to bring back his dead parents

35
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instead of just, you know,
dealing with his emotions.

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Whoa! And I thought
I was the psychiatrist
in this relationship.

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If you untie us,
I won't kill Bruce

38
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in front of his dead parents
for what he did. Deal?

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What she meant is we need
to figure out how far reaching

40
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what Bruce did goes.

41
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Free us so we can
figure out how to stop it.

42
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We're not letting you go.
We can deal with it ourselves.

43
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Oh, nards!

44
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[grunting]

45
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Ah, my wrists can breathe.

46
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What the hell are you doing?

47
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I know it's hard to hear,
but I think Bruce messed up.

48
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No, that, that can't be.

49
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There's a freaking
zombie horde outside.

50
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Well, how many are there?

51
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Hmm. I'd say
five, 10, maybe 20
football fields' worth.

52
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Oh, my God. Frank is out there.

53
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Hey, man. Dude to dude,

54
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I'm not in this crew.
They basically tricked me.

55
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So leave me out
of whatever justice

56
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you're bringing them.
All right?

57
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[zombies banging and growling]

58
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Oh, my God.

59
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They turned Frank
into a zombie.

60
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No. No, I was just pretending
to be one to get here safe.

61
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-[grunts]
-Never seen
a fucking zombie movie?

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Yeah, she's still
making her way through

63
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the fourth season
of that pottery competition.

64
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-You like it too.
-Yeah. Okay. True.

65
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[grunts]

66
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We might want to do something
about Frank's friends here.

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Frank, what happened?

68
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That walking definition
of white privilege

69
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planted me directly
into the root system

70
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surrounding this house.

71
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Roots reach out like sperms.

72
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My shit went everywhere

73
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bringing back all kinds
of dead assholes.

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Well, how can we stop them?

75
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All I know is stay
the fuck away
from their puke.

76
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Oh, shit. Okay,
hypothetically speaking,

77
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if, say, a friend happened

78
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to come in contact
with said vomit,

79
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what side effects
are we looking at here?

80
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Psycho, are you
trying to tell us

81
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that someone vomited on you?

82
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What? No. [chuckles nervously]

83
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Like I said, hypothetical
about a... Oh, fuck!

84
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Oh, bit on the nose,
even for me.

85
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Okay. I might have gotten
a little vomit on...

86
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Fuck me in the
nasal urethra!

87
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Okay. We gotta figure out
how to reverse this

88
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before people
we actually care about

89
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are turned into that.

90
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[video game beeping]

91
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So this is where
I do my actual job.

92
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I'm basically
the last line of defense

93
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Gotham has against total chaos.

94
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I got my own spotlight.

95
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I mean, whatever.

96
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Mother, Father,
this is your grandson.

97
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Damian, say hello to your soon
to be completely alive

98
00:04:07,163 --> 00:04:08,665
grandmama and grandpapa.

99
00:04:09,749 --> 00:04:10,792
[retching]

100
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[video game beeping]

101
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Teens, right?

102
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Oh, right.
You died when I was eight.

103
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Well, they're a handful.

104
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Uh, do I want to know
what's going on down there?

105
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Nope? Okay, great.

106
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That's great.

107
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[Clayface] The zombies are
headed for Gotham Central Park.

108
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Jazzapajizza!

109
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What? Jazz Fest got canceled
three years ago,

110
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so they rebranded it
to a three day event.

111
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And you know what? I love jazz.

112
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Okay? Get over it.

113
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Wait, Frank.

114
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Are you saying that
every dead person in Gotham

115
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may have been
brought back to life?

116
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-It's possible.
-Ah-ha!

117
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Well, if you'll excuse me,
I have some errands to run.

118
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I mean, it's clear the zombies
share DNA with the plants,

119
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so there's reason to believe

120
00:05:01,426 --> 00:05:02,969
that they're connected
to the green.

121
00:05:03,052 --> 00:05:04,345
Maybe if I just go in there,

122
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I can find a way
to control them.

123
00:05:06,305 --> 00:05:07,557
No. No, no way.

124
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The last time you went there,
you almost died.

125
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What other choice do we have?

126
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[sighs] I hate saying this,
but the Bludhaven
boner's right.

127
00:05:13,062 --> 00:05:14,981
Plus, I know what
to expect now.

128
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I've got this, peanut.

129
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Who knew confidence
was my kink?

130
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Okay, while I'm in there,
you and the bat freaks
try to stall them off.

131
00:05:21,946 --> 00:05:25,158
And you're delegating.
Oh. I'm gonna need
to change my shorts.

132
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[smooches] Oh. God, I love you.

133
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I know. Now, go!

134
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[inhales and exhales]

135
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All right. Which way
to the Batcave?

136
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What? What's this
Batcave you speak of?

137
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Yeah, it sounds, um, scary.

138
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Not someplace I'd like to go.

139
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Guys, I know Bruce is Batman.

140
00:05:51,851 --> 00:05:54,270
Bruce Vilanch is Batman?

141
00:05:54,353 --> 00:05:56,564
Oh. Wow.
Jokes and crime fighting.

142
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What a guy!

143
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Oh. For fuck's sake.
I was just in his head.

144
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He literally told me.

145
00:06:01,527 --> 00:06:03,112
So you can either
keep this shit up

146
00:06:03,196 --> 00:06:04,906
or we can go and save Gotham.

147
00:06:05,948 --> 00:06:07,533
[sighs] Fine, this way.

148
00:06:09,118 --> 00:06:10,286
[exclaims mockingly]

149
00:06:16,167 --> 00:06:17,710
Remember, Harley,
you're in the Batwing,

150
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which means
you're representing--

151
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[Harley screaming]

152
00:06:20,421 --> 00:06:21,422
[laughing]

153
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This is awesome.

154
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Now let's go stop
these undead dickheads.

155
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We got this, Ive.

156
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All right. You got this.

157
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You know, I'm psyched
for Jazzapajizza too.

158
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[laughs] If these zombies

159
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stop me from seeing
a jazz legend

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go off on his flugelhorn,
I'll lose my shit.

161
00:07:02,797 --> 00:07:04,507
You better hurry
your ass up, Ivy.

162
00:07:05,758 --> 00:07:07,635
Whoo!

163
00:07:15,893 --> 00:07:17,562
Pamela, wait.

164
00:07:17,645 --> 00:07:19,105
Alec, I'm kind of
in the middle of something.

165
00:07:19,188 --> 00:07:21,732
So if you need to talk,
maybe Nora is available.

166
00:07:21,816 --> 00:07:23,734
I'm here for you.

167
00:07:23,818 --> 00:07:26,571
You know what?
I appreciate the support
on that. Thank you.

168
00:07:26,654 --> 00:07:29,198
I can feel
your conflict inside.

169
00:07:29,282 --> 00:07:31,033
I'm sorry. What are
you talking about?

170
00:07:31,117 --> 00:07:35,454
The conflict of who
the real you is.
Good versus evil.

171
00:07:35,538 --> 00:07:36,706
Which are you?

172
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The green can give you
immense power.

173
00:07:38,791 --> 00:07:40,710
Power that would make it
easy for you to help

174
00:07:40,793 --> 00:07:41,878
or hurt this world,

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00:07:41,961 --> 00:07:43,921
to complete any plan
you can imagine.

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00:07:44,005 --> 00:07:46,424
I implore you
to use it for good.

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00:07:46,507 --> 00:07:48,885
Even a plan that was ruined
by a selfish billionaire?

178
00:07:48,968 --> 00:07:51,387
Um, yeah.

179
00:07:54,765 --> 00:07:56,726
Oh, boy,
I biffed that speech.

180
00:08:09,739 --> 00:08:13,117
I think now would be
a great time to figure
your shit out.

181
00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:24,295
We are seeing that
flugelhorn phenom!

182
00:08:25,046 --> 00:08:26,297
[all groaning]

183
00:08:29,008 --> 00:08:30,176
[screaming]

184
00:08:33,888 --> 00:08:35,765
Okay. That's not
that many zombies.

185
00:08:35,848 --> 00:08:38,142
[chuckles nervously] Oh, shit.

186
00:08:38,226 --> 00:08:39,477
[cell phone ringing]

187
00:08:39,560 --> 00:08:41,145
Hey, Harley, wait a second.

188
00:08:41,229 --> 00:08:42,396
Are you in the Batwing?

189
00:08:42,480 --> 00:08:44,065
Yeah. Long story.

190
00:08:44,148 --> 00:08:45,483
Are you in the middle of some
ceremonial crap or something?

191
00:08:45,566 --> 00:08:47,818
Yeah. Long story. What's up?

192
00:08:47,902 --> 00:08:49,278
Gotham's swarming with zombies.

193
00:08:49,362 --> 00:08:50,613
Ivy's in Wayne Manor,
stuck in the green,

194
00:08:50,696 --> 00:08:51,822
I need you
to make sure she's okay.

195
00:08:51,906 --> 00:08:53,533
Oh, you can count on me.

196
00:08:55,618 --> 00:08:56,869
[toilet flushes]

197
00:08:56,953 --> 00:08:59,330
All right, let's see
what this bad boy can do.

198
00:09:00,748 --> 00:09:02,291
Hey, where the hell
are the missiles

199
00:09:02,375 --> 00:09:03,543
or machine guns on this?

200
00:09:03,626 --> 00:09:05,378
-There are none.
-And why is that?

201
00:09:05,461 --> 00:09:08,422
We decided, as a family,
we don't believe in killing.

202
00:09:08,506 --> 00:09:10,091
What, anyone?

203
00:09:10,174 --> 00:09:12,176
What if it's Gwyneth Paltrow
and she's, like, eating a baby?

204
00:09:12,260 --> 00:09:14,303
You know, or like
a massive asshole.

205
00:09:14,387 --> 00:09:17,348
Not even massive... butt holes.

206
00:09:17,431 --> 00:09:19,767
[sighs in exasperation]
Saying butt hole's
so much worse.

207
00:09:19,850 --> 00:09:22,812
It paints a gross picture.
[sighs in disgust]

208
00:09:26,899 --> 00:09:29,652
Whoa! Ivy, you dramatic
motherfucker!

209
00:09:29,735 --> 00:09:31,404
What the hell
happened in there?

210
00:09:31,487 --> 00:09:35,825
I found this energy,
this power and I entered it.

211
00:09:35,908 --> 00:09:39,996
I became a part of it
and it became a part of me,

212
00:09:40,079 --> 00:09:43,791
and it felt amazing,

213
00:09:43,874 --> 00:09:46,252
like getting a massage
on mushrooms,

214
00:09:46,335 --> 00:09:50,464
and also I realized I can
pull off a kitten heel.

215
00:09:50,548 --> 00:09:53,134
Okay. Okay, but what's
with all the zombies?

216
00:09:53,217 --> 00:09:55,303
I can control them.

217
00:09:55,386 --> 00:09:58,014
Make them do Beyonce's
sick dance from homecoming.

218
00:09:58,097 --> 00:10:01,017
I want to see these fools
pantomime all the horns.

219
00:10:01,100 --> 00:10:03,269
I think that's maybe
like too much to ask.

220
00:10:03,352 --> 00:10:05,438
But how about this?

221
00:10:05,521 --> 00:10:06,981
[humming]

222
00:10:08,024 --> 00:10:10,109
God damn, you need to get out.

223
00:10:10,192 --> 00:10:12,028
All right. Let's stop the rest.

224
00:10:12,111 --> 00:10:15,906
No. This is still my plan.

225
00:10:15,990 --> 00:10:17,366
It's not exactly
how I saw it going,

226
00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:20,536
but they're out creating
Eden with their vomit.

227
00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:24,832
I can remake the city
exactly as I envisioned it.

228
00:10:24,915 --> 00:10:26,459
That's not what
you told Harley.

229
00:10:26,542 --> 00:10:28,169
Maybe check with her first.

230
00:10:28,252 --> 00:10:31,756
Oh, she's gonna understand.
She wants this as much as I do.

231
00:10:31,839 --> 00:10:33,883
Now, let's go

232
00:10:33,966 --> 00:10:37,595
-terraform this motherfucker.
-[laughing]

233
00:10:42,975 --> 00:10:46,270
No. Stop it, zombies.
Stop tickling. [laughing]

234
00:10:46,354 --> 00:10:49,023
Get away from me!
Oh, that was too much.

235
00:10:50,066 --> 00:10:52,026
Ivy? Ivy!

236
00:10:52,109 --> 00:10:53,527
I told you guys
to wait downstairs.

237
00:10:53,611 --> 00:10:55,654
I'm just grabbing a snack.

238
00:10:55,738 --> 00:10:56,989
What are you doing in my house?

239
00:10:57,073 --> 00:10:58,240
Wait, watch out.

240
00:10:58,324 --> 00:10:59,617
There are two zombies
right behind you.

241
00:10:59,700 --> 00:11:01,160
Those are my parents.

242
00:11:01,243 --> 00:11:03,662
Well, they're zombies,
but they won't be much longer.

243
00:11:05,289 --> 00:11:07,792
I know how this looks,
but I'm not crazy.

244
00:11:07,875 --> 00:11:10,419
I just want to bring
my zombie parents back to life.

245
00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:12,129
And what are you
doing in my house?

246
00:11:12,213 --> 00:11:13,589
I was in here to help.

247
00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:15,424
Do you know
what's going on out there?

248
00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:17,760
-Jazzapajizza.
-Zombie apocalypse.

249
00:11:17,843 --> 00:11:19,595
Wait. There are more undead
than just my parents?

250
00:11:19,678 --> 00:11:21,972
Oh, yeah.
Look, I'm not judging.

251
00:11:22,056 --> 00:11:23,682
We all handle
grief differently.

252
00:11:23,766 --> 00:11:25,434
I mean, I've been off
this whole year

253
00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:28,687
since my dad died,
and we weren't even that close.

254
00:11:28,771 --> 00:11:30,064
I can't concentrate.

255
00:11:30,147 --> 00:11:31,357
I've barely been journaling

256
00:11:31,440 --> 00:11:33,442
and I killed another one
of my brothers.

257
00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:36,654
Anyway, look, it takes time
to process these things.

258
00:11:36,737 --> 00:11:39,657
Although, didn't your parents
die like a while ago?

259
00:11:39,740 --> 00:11:41,450
Is 30 years a while?

260
00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:43,119
Okay. Now I am judging.

261
00:11:43,202 --> 00:11:45,454
It feels like you should be
much further along than this.

262
00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:47,123
I mean, you're
obsessed about the past

263
00:11:47,206 --> 00:11:49,417
and missing out on the present

264
00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:51,669
and also starting
a zombie apocalypse.

265
00:11:51,752 --> 00:11:53,087
Is it that bad?

266
00:11:53,170 --> 00:11:54,713
Oh, my God,
it's the end of the world.

267
00:11:54,797 --> 00:11:56,966
Gotham's falling.
We're all gonna die.

268
00:11:57,049 --> 00:11:58,968
Give me your pen.
I wanna slit my throat.

269
00:11:59,051 --> 00:12:01,178
-What have I done?
-[cat meowing]

270
00:12:01,262 --> 00:12:03,514
I think your dad
just ate your cat.

271
00:12:03,597 --> 00:12:05,307
And that cat looked expensive.

272
00:12:23,242 --> 00:12:24,994
[Harley] Hey,
look at me out here

273
00:12:25,077 --> 00:12:27,580
with you two
just saving the world
like a big old nerd.

274
00:12:27,663 --> 00:12:29,248
As soon as Ivy has
control of those zombies

275
00:12:29,331 --> 00:12:31,834
we'll have Gotham
cleaner than ever. Whoo!

276
00:12:32,501 --> 00:12:34,545
[grunting]

277
00:12:40,634 --> 00:12:43,179
So how many of these
do we need?

278
00:12:43,262 --> 00:12:44,221
All of them.

279
00:13:01,697 --> 00:13:03,032
What the hell?

280
00:13:03,115 --> 00:13:03,949
[gasps]

281
00:13:05,284 --> 00:13:06,744
[gasping]

282
00:13:06,827 --> 00:13:08,120
Harley, what's going on?

283
00:13:08,204 --> 00:13:10,623
It's like they found a purpose.

284
00:13:15,753 --> 00:13:18,881
[gasps] They're
destroying everything.

285
00:13:18,964 --> 00:13:20,883
Wait, not everything.

286
00:13:22,551 --> 00:13:23,761
Mama Macaroni's?

287
00:13:25,554 --> 00:13:27,431
[gasps] Ivy?

288
00:13:28,516 --> 00:13:30,601
[audience cheering]

289
00:13:32,019 --> 00:13:33,854
[laughs] Thank you.

290
00:13:33,938 --> 00:13:35,898
How are we doing tonight?

291
00:13:35,981 --> 00:13:38,692
All right. Yeah. All right.

292
00:13:40,277 --> 00:13:42,571
Our next act was
booked last year.

293
00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:44,990
But then some crazy clown
went a bit extreme

294
00:13:45,074 --> 00:13:47,618
and got Jazzapajizza cancelled.

295
00:13:47,701 --> 00:13:50,287
My bad. [laughs maliciously]

296
00:13:50,371 --> 00:13:57,670
Anyway, it's my pleasure
to introduce Joey Q and
Centri-Flugel Force.

297
00:13:57,753 --> 00:13:58,837
Jeez, that's tortured.

298
00:13:58,921 --> 00:14:00,881
[audience cheering]

299
00:14:04,343 --> 00:14:06,387
[playing jazz music]

300
00:14:17,815 --> 00:14:20,609
[all screaming]

301
00:14:28,409 --> 00:14:30,452
[music continues]

302
00:14:34,623 --> 00:14:37,835
[laughs] Musicians can get
folks to scream in a way

303
00:14:37,918 --> 00:14:42,590
I always tried to achieve
but I never could.

304
00:14:42,673 --> 00:14:49,722
Hey, nobody touches Joey Q
and the Centri-Flugel Force.

305
00:14:49,805 --> 00:14:53,225
Zombies and plants,
ghouls and greens,

306
00:14:53,309 --> 00:14:55,853
it is my pleasure
to introduce to you

307
00:14:55,936 --> 00:15:01,900
the Vine Vixen,
the Lady of Leaves,
your one and only queen,

308
00:15:01,984 --> 00:15:04,445
Dr. Pamela Ivy.

309
00:15:04,528 --> 00:15:07,823
Hello, Gotham.
Thank you. Thank you.

310
00:15:07,906 --> 00:15:12,036
[chuckles] Yes.
Looking sexy tonight.

311
00:15:12,119 --> 00:15:18,792
Look, for too long,
humans have killed us
for their convenience.

312
00:15:18,876 --> 00:15:21,503
Cutting us down
to build their homes

313
00:15:21,587 --> 00:15:25,591
or so they can feed
their unhealthy lust for meat

314
00:15:25,674 --> 00:15:29,428
or taking a passing interest
in greening up their homes,

315
00:15:29,511 --> 00:15:33,432
only to lose that interest,
letting us die

316
00:15:33,515 --> 00:15:36,018
unloved in a corner.

317
00:15:36,101 --> 00:15:38,854
They spit on us and piss on us.

318
00:15:38,937 --> 00:15:42,524
It's time for us to spit back.

319
00:15:43,192 --> 00:15:44,652
[plays melody]

320
00:15:44,735 --> 00:15:47,821
For today,
we announce to the world

321
00:15:47,905 --> 00:15:52,117
that Gotham City
is going green.

322
00:15:57,456 --> 00:15:59,041
[woman screams]

323
00:16:16,392 --> 00:16:17,434
[screams]

324
00:16:17,518 --> 00:16:18,352
[grunts]

325
00:16:20,312 --> 00:16:21,188
[gasps]

326
00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:25,818
[Harley] Get somewhere
safe, Bats.

327
00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:29,571
Oh. What the hell
are you doing, Ive?

328
00:16:40,082 --> 00:16:41,208
[screams]

329
00:16:50,926 --> 00:16:53,053
What the hell is going on?

330
00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:54,805
It's Ivy.

331
00:16:58,350 --> 00:16:59,601
Oh, shit.

332
00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:02,312
-We have to take her out.
-By any means necessary.

333
00:17:02,396 --> 00:17:04,022
What happened
to no killing things?

334
00:17:04,106 --> 00:17:06,191
Sometimes we're forced
to make exceptions.

335
00:17:06,275 --> 00:17:08,944
[sighs] All right,
let's do this.

336
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:12,281
Wait, wait.
Please, just let me
talk to Ivy.

337
00:17:12,364 --> 00:17:15,701
Harley, I know you love her,
but I think we're past talking.

338
00:17:15,784 --> 00:17:16,952
She will listen to me.

339
00:17:17,035 --> 00:17:18,746
I know it.
Please give me 10 minutes

340
00:17:18,829 --> 00:17:20,330
and this will
all be figured out.

341
00:17:21,707 --> 00:17:24,334
Fine, but hurry the hell up.

342
00:17:32,009 --> 00:17:34,970
-Hey, hey, she's good.
She's with me.
-[zombie grunts]

343
00:17:35,053 --> 00:17:38,098
Holy shit, Ive,
you look hot as hell!

344
00:17:38,182 --> 00:17:39,808
And I was so wrong
about the kitten heel.

345
00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:42,519
[chuckles] Right? I know.
I was like, "What?"

346
00:17:42,603 --> 00:17:43,854
It took me by surprise, too.

347
00:17:47,399 --> 00:17:49,860
So, um, how you doing?

348
00:17:49,943 --> 00:17:51,445
Honestly. Amazing.

349
00:17:51,528 --> 00:17:55,157
I just have never
felt better about myself

350
00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:58,285
than I do right now.
I mean, Harley, we're doing it.

351
00:17:58,368 --> 00:18:01,455
Uh-huh.
And what exactly is "it"?

352
00:18:01,538 --> 00:18:02,664
Our plan.

353
00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:05,584
Look. We're turning
Gotham into Eden.

354
00:18:05,667 --> 00:18:07,836
Mmm. [clears throat]
I don't know if this was,

355
00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:09,838
like, totally what
the plan was.

356
00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:12,674
No, I mean, it's not exactly
what we talked about.

357
00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:13,926
Bruce fucked that up.

358
00:18:14,009 --> 00:18:16,345
But then I realized
I can salvage it,

359
00:18:16,428 --> 00:18:18,680
call an audible
and still basically

360
00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:21,517
get the end result
that we wanted.

361
00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:23,352
Look, the old me
would have given up,

362
00:18:23,435 --> 00:18:28,106
but, Harls, you, you helped me
awaken the real me.

363
00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:29,608
I mean, don't you see?

364
00:18:29,691 --> 00:18:32,820
You, no matter what,
believed in me

365
00:18:32,903 --> 00:18:36,365
and finally showed me
how to believe in myself.

366
00:18:36,448 --> 00:18:41,370
You are the best thing
that has ever happened
to me on every level.

367
00:18:41,453 --> 00:18:44,206
I love you so much.

368
00:18:44,289 --> 00:18:47,417
And after this,
everything will be perfect.

369
00:18:47,501 --> 00:18:49,837
[sighs wearily] Ivy, I'm...

370
00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:53,841
I am so happy
you found that confidence

371
00:18:53,924 --> 00:18:55,968
I always knew was inside of you

372
00:18:56,051 --> 00:18:58,387
and it makes me
happier than anything.

373
00:18:58,470 --> 00:19:02,099
But this, this is wrong.

374
00:19:02,182 --> 00:19:03,809
It is not what we talked about.

375
00:19:03,892 --> 00:19:05,269
Wait, what? What do you mean?

376
00:19:05,352 --> 00:19:07,688
Like, this is Eden.
This is our plan.

377
00:19:07,771 --> 00:19:10,232
-Our dream.
-Innocent people are dying.

378
00:19:10,315 --> 00:19:12,609
That was not part of the plan.

379
00:19:14,778 --> 00:19:16,864
Well, Harley, plans change.

380
00:19:16,947 --> 00:19:19,241
You know, like,
that's what I'm doing.

381
00:19:19,324 --> 00:19:20,742
This is what I want.

382
00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:22,744
I'm sorry that
you can't get on board,

383
00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:24,246
but I'm following through.

384
00:19:24,329 --> 00:19:28,500
Something I always thought
that you wanted me to do.

385
00:19:29,501 --> 00:19:33,213
Dear God! Why?

386
00:19:33,297 --> 00:19:35,340
I thought I was over this.

387
00:19:36,216 --> 00:19:37,426
Calm down.

388
00:19:37,509 --> 00:19:38,844
Call Cherise.

389
00:19:38,927 --> 00:19:42,431
She said to do this
for any therapy emergency.

390
00:19:42,514 --> 00:19:44,391
-[cell phone ringing]
-[zombie grunting]

391
00:19:44,474 --> 00:19:48,103
Cherise, I know you said
not to approach you
outside of sessions.

392
00:19:48,186 --> 00:19:51,899
But I am having
a therapy emergency.

393
00:19:51,982 --> 00:19:55,903
Ivy, I love you
and this might be your Eden,

394
00:19:55,986 --> 00:19:57,988
but it's not mine.

395
00:19:59,114 --> 00:20:01,033
[groans]

396
00:20:01,116 --> 00:20:02,951
[both gasp]

397
00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:08,957
Harley, you sacrificed
yourself for me?

398
00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:12,169
I can finally forgive you
and move on.

399
00:20:12,252 --> 00:20:14,504
Forget the stupid pasta maker.

400
00:20:14,588 --> 00:20:16,882
-Harley!
-[screaming]

401
00:20:20,969 --> 00:20:22,971
[Bruce] It's just Selina
breaking it off

402
00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:25,098
and that movie about my dad.

403
00:20:25,182 --> 00:20:27,142
I'm usually so good
at pushing my emotions down,

404
00:20:27,225 --> 00:20:29,811
but this left me with
an excruciating emptiness.

405
00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:32,147
Oh. It sounds like
a tough couple of weeks.

406
00:20:32,230 --> 00:20:34,232
[sighs softly] Sure has been.

407
00:20:34,316 --> 00:20:37,069
I just missed my parents
so much and thought
bringing them back

408
00:20:37,152 --> 00:20:38,862
would give me
the closure I needed.

409
00:20:38,946 --> 00:20:42,866
I didn't think it would lead
to a [sighs] zombie apocalypse.

410
00:20:42,950 --> 00:20:44,159
It's an honest mistake.

411
00:20:44,242 --> 00:20:45,869
But as much
as I wish it wasn't true,

412
00:20:45,953 --> 00:20:47,663
my parents are dead.

413
00:20:47,746 --> 00:20:48,747
I can't change that.

414
00:20:49,623 --> 00:20:51,833
But I can fix this.

415
00:20:53,919 --> 00:20:55,837
Wait. You don't have to.

416
00:20:55,921 --> 00:20:57,547
No, I do.

417
00:20:57,631 --> 00:20:59,424
I brought all this
upon the city.

418
00:20:59,508 --> 00:21:01,510
It's my cross to bear.

419
00:21:01,593 --> 00:21:02,803
Ironic, isn't it?

420
00:21:02,886 --> 00:21:04,012
I spent the last 30 years

421
00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:05,180
mourning the loss
of my parents,

422
00:21:05,263 --> 00:21:06,556
and I'll spend the next 30

423
00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:08,058
grieving their second death
at my hands.

424
00:21:08,141 --> 00:21:10,769
Are you sure?
Because I'll do it for you.

425
00:21:10,852 --> 00:21:11,812
Seriously?

426
00:21:13,063 --> 00:21:15,148
You know,
I'd really appreciate that.

427
00:21:15,232 --> 00:21:19,528
Uh, you're going
to want to look away
and cover your ears.

428
00:21:24,491 --> 00:21:26,910
[screaming]

429
00:21:26,994 --> 00:21:28,996
Harley, why did you do this?

430
00:21:29,079 --> 00:21:33,959
I can't, I can't change
you back without...

431
00:21:34,042 --> 00:21:35,919
Without undoing everything.

432
00:21:36,003 --> 00:21:38,046
Oh. Thank God I was...

433
00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:41,049
I was hoping that
was how it worked,

434
00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:46,930
but I didn't know exactly what
the plant magic rules were.

435
00:21:47,014 --> 00:21:48,140
-[screams]
-Harley!

436
00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:52,811
[screaming]

437
00:22:01,945 --> 00:22:02,779
Shit.

438
00:22:04,740 --> 00:22:05,615
[sighs]

439
00:22:06,366 --> 00:22:07,367
Are you okay?

440
00:22:08,243 --> 00:22:09,077
[grunts]

441
00:22:09,745 --> 00:22:10,662
Good.

442
00:22:19,504 --> 00:22:25,218
Fuck!

443
00:22:25,302 --> 00:22:27,387
[theme music playing]