1 00:00:05,820 --> 00:00:07,612 Tom, it's Waystar. He offered it to me. 2 00:00:07,696 --> 00:00:08,404 To be next. 3 00:00:08,820 --> 00:00:10,279 I thought that it was something that we wanted 4 00:00:10,362 --> 00:00:11,571 for me, to have it. 5 00:00:11,654 --> 00:00:13,487 Me is just a modification of the plan. 6 00:00:13,571 --> 00:00:15,028 That's q-- quite a big modification. 7 00:00:15,987 --> 00:00:18,654 GIL EAVIS: You live in a kind of a bubble and your connections 8 00:00:18,737 --> 00:00:21,404 to Tom, ATN, are a distraction. 9 00:00:21,487 --> 00:00:22,737 Well you know what, I'm out. 10 00:00:23,237 --> 00:00:25,195 I needed a place in the city because I'm still applying 11 00:00:25,279 --> 00:00:27,237 for the job of president of the United States. 12 00:00:27,446 --> 00:00:28,820 Never done nothing, never, 13 00:00:28,903 --> 00:00:30,529 to most important job in the world? 14 00:00:30,612 --> 00:00:31,945 LOGAN ROY: What do you think about Pierce? 15 00:00:32,028 --> 00:00:33,237 Buying? PGM? 16 00:00:33,446 --> 00:00:34,862 SHIV ROY: Think that's chasing the white whale. 17 00:00:35,154 --> 00:00:37,446 Is it wise to fire the board? 18 00:00:37,696 --> 00:00:38,612 Take it like a fucking man. 19 00:00:38,820 --> 00:00:40,529 You tried to kill me, but you failed. 20 00:00:40,778 --> 00:00:42,654 We need a way forward on the Vaulter problem ahead 21 00:00:42,737 --> 00:00:44,487 of investor meetings in two days' time. 22 00:00:44,571 --> 00:00:46,820 Doesn't fit with our core, you know, values. 23 00:00:47,112 --> 00:00:49,487 So now I'm thinking, we just shutter the fucker. 24 00:00:49,571 --> 00:00:50,820 I mean, it makes us look weak. 25 00:00:50,903 --> 00:00:52,362 No, it makes us look ruthless. 26 00:00:52,571 --> 00:00:53,903 Your brother's right. Gut it. 27 00:00:53,987 --> 00:00:56,612 I'm afraid I have to inform you, you're all fired. 28 00:00:56,820 --> 00:00:58,612 We're already fully operation on seven. 29 00:00:58,696 --> 00:00:59,487 Why? 30 00:00:59,571 --> 00:01:01,320 Because my dad told me to. 31 00:01:01,612 --> 00:01:02,654 You did good, son. 32 00:01:02,903 --> 00:01:03,945 Make yourself at home. 33 00:01:04,195 --> 00:01:05,654 ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 34 00:01:11,112 --> 00:01:15,862 Obviously, this is daunting, writing a biography. 35 00:01:15,945 --> 00:01:19,446 A serious study of a man like Logan Roy, I... 36 00:01:19,529 --> 00:01:22,028 Thank you so much for agreeing to meet with me. 37 00:01:22,112 --> 00:01:26,529 Sure. Uh, but just to be clear, uh, this isn't a meeting. 38 00:01:26,612 --> 00:01:30,028 This is a precursor to see if I might be willing to meet. 39 00:01:30,112 --> 00:01:33,862 Absolutely. You were very clear about your concerns. 40 00:01:33,945 --> 00:01:36,237 Because actually meeting you would be a big step. 41 00:01:36,320 --> 00:01:38,070 -Uh-huh. -I'm a time-pressed executive, 42 00:01:38,154 --> 00:01:40,320 so before we even get to the ethical considerations, 43 00:01:40,404 --> 00:01:42,320 can I eke out time in my calendar? 44 00:01:42,404 --> 00:01:43,487 Of course. 45 00:01:44,820 --> 00:01:45,987 Um... 46 00:01:46,070 --> 00:01:47,487 On the other hand, I... 47 00:01:47,571 --> 00:01:49,571 don't think it's too self-aggrandizing 48 00:01:49,654 --> 00:01:51,737 to hope I might have some wisdom to impart. 49 00:01:51,820 --> 00:01:53,154 There's no time like the present, 50 00:01:53,237 --> 00:01:55,237 -right? -It would need to be discreet. 51 00:01:55,320 --> 00:01:58,987 I don't wanna make my uncle mad, because he can be, uh... 52 00:01:59,070 --> 00:02:02,237 Well, he can be scary, vindictive, paranoid... 53 00:02:02,320 --> 00:02:03,571 -Oh, yeah. -...violent... 54 00:02:03,654 --> 00:02:04,862 (MUTTERS) Scary, vindictive... 55 00:02:05,778 --> 00:02:07,237 Wait, I'm sorry. Uh-- 56 00:02:07,320 --> 00:02:11,028 No, no, no. None of this-- I'm not actually saying that. 57 00:02:11,112 --> 00:02:12,778 -Yet. -Oh. 58 00:02:12,862 --> 00:02:16,237 Would you like this meeting to be on background? 59 00:02:16,320 --> 00:02:17,487 But this isn't... 60 00:02:18,571 --> 00:02:20,195 You can't say I said anything. 61 00:02:20,279 --> 00:02:21,362 But you did. 62 00:02:22,529 --> 00:02:26,112 Look, Greg, if you want this to be anonymous, 63 00:02:26,195 --> 00:02:27,862 you have to say that from the outset. 64 00:02:27,945 --> 00:02:29,571 You can't do that retroactively. 65 00:02:29,654 --> 00:02:32,404 But no, because this isn't a meeting. 66 00:02:32,487 --> 00:02:33,778 -This-- You can't-- -Look... 67 00:02:33,862 --> 00:02:35,862 -That's not fair. That's unfair. -Greg, 68 00:02:35,945 --> 00:02:37,446 I am writing this biography. 69 00:02:37,529 --> 00:02:41,070 I am going to cover Logan Roy's life and work. 70 00:02:41,154 --> 00:02:43,362 -Mm-hmm. -And I really have no doubt 71 00:02:43,446 --> 00:02:45,903 that you have been to a bunch of meetings, 72 00:02:45,987 --> 00:02:49,070 and you have done a bunch of things. 73 00:02:49,154 --> 00:02:51,237 So, my question is: 74 00:02:52,903 --> 00:02:56,862 Do you want to present your side, 75 00:02:56,945 --> 00:03:00,862 or are you happy for everyone else to tell their version? 76 00:03:04,987 --> 00:03:06,487 (GREG EXHALES SHARPLY) 77 00:03:06,571 --> 00:03:08,696 Okay, I need to think. I need-- I'm gonna go, 78 00:03:08,778 --> 00:03:11,820 I-- I'm-- But this leaving-- How I look, 79 00:03:11,903 --> 00:03:13,696 and how I'm getting up and everything, 80 00:03:13,778 --> 00:03:15,195 is off the record, okay? 81 00:03:15,279 --> 00:03:17,362 -Thank you, ma'am. -(CHAIR SCRAPES) 82 00:03:19,778 --> 00:03:22,612 ♪ ("SUCCESSION" THEME MUSIC BEGINS) ♪ 83 00:04:51,362 --> 00:04:53,237 DOCTOR: So you're still getting the stiffness? 84 00:04:53,320 --> 00:04:56,696 Neck and shoulders. Chest pains, too, I heard. 85 00:04:56,778 --> 00:04:59,529 (SIGHS) Pain. One pain. 86 00:04:59,612 --> 00:05:01,696 That's 'cause you've got me working out so fuckin' much. 87 00:05:01,778 --> 00:05:04,320 I'm Johnny fuckin' Weissmuller here. 88 00:05:04,404 --> 00:05:08,778 And the meds we've got you on, well, you let me know 89 00:05:08,862 --> 00:05:12,446 if you suffer from any anxiety, paranoia, 90 00:05:12,529 --> 00:05:14,487 -irritation... -Oh, fuck off. 91 00:05:14,571 --> 00:05:17,362 They're trying to destroy my life's work. 92 00:05:17,446 --> 00:05:18,945 Maria just called about Mo. 93 00:05:19,028 --> 00:05:20,612 She was wondering if you'd like to go to the hospice. 94 00:05:20,696 --> 00:05:22,362 Oh, I'll let them know, yes. 95 00:05:22,446 --> 00:05:24,446 Should I schedule a visit? 96 00:05:24,529 --> 00:05:27,903 She says he's probably only got a matter of a week or two. 97 00:05:27,987 --> 00:05:30,154 Nah, remind me in a week or two. 98 00:05:30,237 --> 00:05:32,362 And Shiv's on the line. 99 00:05:32,446 --> 00:05:34,862 I'll do her after the proxy meet. 100 00:05:34,945 --> 00:05:36,279 Uh, pencil it for midnight. 101 00:05:36,362 --> 00:05:39,404 DOCTOR: Can I suggest you look for some downtime? 102 00:05:39,487 --> 00:05:42,446 Could you sit out the corporate retreat this year? 103 00:05:42,529 --> 00:05:44,279 (SIGHS) Let them do the meet without me? 104 00:05:44,362 --> 00:05:47,903 (CHUCKLES) While the cat's away, I don't fuckin' think so. 105 00:05:50,820 --> 00:05:51,903 So... 106 00:05:52,654 --> 00:05:53,945 how we looking? 107 00:05:54,028 --> 00:05:56,112 I've burned villages and overthrown governments 108 00:05:56,195 --> 00:05:57,320 on your behalf, 109 00:05:57,404 --> 00:05:59,487 and I believe with the right offer, 110 00:05:59,571 --> 00:06:02,696 correctly couched, uh, we could be at a "maybe". 111 00:06:03,404 --> 00:06:04,404 Maybe? 112 00:06:19,237 --> 00:06:20,237 So? 113 00:06:21,737 --> 00:06:23,612 Just taking five to regroup. 114 00:06:25,696 --> 00:06:28,154 I've got three banks, 50 lawyers, 115 00:06:28,237 --> 00:06:29,778 two PR agencies, 116 00:06:30,404 --> 00:06:31,903 DF Kings, 117 00:06:31,987 --> 00:06:34,529 and an army of private dicks trying to fight this takeover, 118 00:06:34,612 --> 00:06:38,529 but take five to eat my pastries, why don't ya? 119 00:06:38,612 --> 00:06:42,195 Uh, we were actually at, uh, something of an impasse, um... 120 00:06:42,279 --> 00:06:45,737 There were some doubts as to whether, you know, 121 00:06:45,820 --> 00:06:48,487 an acquisition is really what we need right now. 122 00:06:48,571 --> 00:06:49,737 LOGAN ROY: Uh-huh. 123 00:06:50,612 --> 00:06:51,654 It is. 124 00:06:51,737 --> 00:06:53,070 The bigger the better. 125 00:06:54,112 --> 00:06:55,237 And I have it. 126 00:06:57,778 --> 00:06:59,446 We're going for PGM. 127 00:07:01,279 --> 00:07:02,279 Pierce. 128 00:07:05,112 --> 00:07:08,612 Okay. Again. G-- Great. 129 00:07:08,737 --> 00:07:11,571 -TOM WAMBSGANS: That's chunky. -LOGAN: Nice and chunky. 130 00:07:11,654 --> 00:07:13,862 We leverage up and eat Pierce, 131 00:07:13,945 --> 00:07:16,737 we're too big for Sandy and Stewy to come for. 132 00:07:16,820 --> 00:07:18,362 They'd fucking choke. 133 00:07:18,446 --> 00:07:20,195 GERRI KELLMAN: Could be a great move. 134 00:07:20,279 --> 00:07:22,404 It's an, um, interesting challenge, 135 00:07:22,487 --> 00:07:24,404 because last time we tried it, their surrogates 136 00:07:24,487 --> 00:07:26,195 called us "cultural vandals," 137 00:07:26,279 --> 00:07:28,862 and "poison in the well of public discourse." 138 00:07:29,737 --> 00:07:31,028 (CHUCKLES) 139 00:07:33,028 --> 00:07:34,112 Well... 140 00:07:35,362 --> 00:07:37,237 times have changed. 141 00:07:37,320 --> 00:07:40,654 Um, I-- I don't wanna say too much. 142 00:07:40,737 --> 00:07:42,571 Oh, some of the young cousins want yacht money? 143 00:07:42,654 --> 00:07:44,237 Well, it's-- it's delicate, um, 144 00:07:44,320 --> 00:07:47,487 like French kissing an armadillo. 145 00:07:47,571 --> 00:07:49,237 LOGAN: We're gonna fucking eat them up. 146 00:07:49,320 --> 00:07:51,487 -Good? -Yeah. Let's do it. 147 00:07:51,571 --> 00:07:53,446 -I like it. -ROMAN ROY: Oh, fuck off, dude. 148 00:07:53,529 --> 00:07:55,696 Don't be such a suck-up. It's pathetic. 149 00:07:55,778 --> 00:07:57,195 What about you, Romulus? 150 00:07:57,279 --> 00:07:59,862 Uh, I fucking love it, but that's my honest opinion. 151 00:07:59,945 --> 00:08:02,362 Great. Forward. Fast. 152 00:08:03,362 --> 00:08:04,446 We all like this? 153 00:08:04,529 --> 00:08:07,487 (ALL ASSENTING) 154 00:08:14,446 --> 00:08:16,320 Pierce... 155 00:08:16,404 --> 00:08:18,279 Why does he keep coming back to this? 156 00:08:18,362 --> 00:08:20,195 I just-- You know, I wanna understand. 157 00:08:20,279 --> 00:08:23,028 KENDALL ROY: Uh, because it's a force multiplier. 158 00:08:23,112 --> 00:08:24,529 Once sector, many brands. 159 00:08:24,612 --> 00:08:26,987 Plus PGM is basically plug and play for us. 160 00:08:27,070 --> 00:08:29,446 Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's 'cause Uncle Ewan watches it. 161 00:08:29,529 --> 00:08:31,070 It's his favorite news, so Dad wants to buy it 162 00:08:31,154 --> 00:08:33,320 -to piss him off. -KARL: What, for 20 billion? 163 00:08:33,404 --> 00:08:35,820 Well, can't he just take the batteries out of his remote? 164 00:08:35,903 --> 00:08:38,112 Well, Pierce also own the New York Mail, 165 00:08:38,195 --> 00:08:39,571 and we fucking hate the Mail. 166 00:08:39,654 --> 00:08:42,987 Logan loaned a number of ancient Greek military artefacts 167 00:08:43,070 --> 00:08:45,529 to the Getty Villa, and held a drinks reception. 168 00:08:45,612 --> 00:08:46,945 The Mail did a hit piece. 169 00:08:47,028 --> 00:08:48,696 They said he served warm white wine, 170 00:08:48,778 --> 00:08:50,778 and that he thought Plato was one of the Marx brothers. 171 00:08:50,862 --> 00:08:53,654 And to avenge that four inches of newsprint, 172 00:08:53,737 --> 00:08:58,654 we are rolling the dice on a 20-billion-dollar crapshoot. 173 00:08:58,737 --> 00:09:00,320 So... 174 00:09:00,404 --> 00:09:03,987 Okay, I mean, yeah. If there are doubts, let's-- 175 00:09:04,070 --> 00:09:05,237 -let's air them. -(KARL SCOFFS) 176 00:09:05,320 --> 00:09:07,154 -No, I-- -KENDALL: Because you're right, 177 00:09:07,237 --> 00:09:08,571 if the debt from an acquisition like this 178 00:09:08,654 --> 00:09:10,654 became unmanageable, we could death-spiral, 179 00:09:10,737 --> 00:09:13,362 and then, uh, we'd all go down with the ship. 180 00:09:13,446 --> 00:09:17,279 It would be a reputational and financial... 181 00:09:17,362 --> 00:09:20,362 disaster for all of us. Right? 182 00:09:20,446 --> 00:09:22,571 ROMAN: What are you saying, Ken? 183 00:09:22,654 --> 00:09:24,320 No, I'm just gauging the room. 184 00:09:30,195 --> 00:09:32,862 No, it's nonetheless extremely exciting. 185 00:09:32,945 --> 00:09:36,404 Oh, yeah. No, no. I-- I-- I like it. 186 00:09:36,487 --> 00:09:37,737 -Good. -Good. 187 00:09:37,820 --> 00:09:39,696 KENDALL: Okay. Good. Great. 188 00:09:39,778 --> 00:09:43,237 Let's, uh... Let's bag this elephant for Dad. 189 00:09:43,320 --> 00:09:44,945 ROMAN: Yeah. Let's do it. 190 00:09:45,028 --> 00:09:47,154 Yeah. Let's bone this turkey. 191 00:09:51,195 --> 00:09:53,862 So, Pierce is the answer. 192 00:09:53,945 --> 00:09:55,487 Those blue-blooded fucks. 193 00:09:55,571 --> 00:09:58,571 The business answer. They take over defense. 194 00:09:58,654 --> 00:10:00,862 It's the whole thing. So what's next? 195 00:10:00,945 --> 00:10:03,571 Uh, the tough part is contact with the family. 196 00:10:03,654 --> 00:10:05,737 We need a pair of safe hands. 197 00:10:05,820 --> 00:10:08,737 Dainty hands, in exquisite mittens. 198 00:10:08,820 --> 00:10:10,987 Who's our most pointy-headed fuck? 199 00:10:11,070 --> 00:10:13,446 Well, it's a shame... 200 00:10:13,529 --> 00:10:16,529 Uh, but you did have one heavyweight that they liked. 201 00:10:17,987 --> 00:10:19,237 Old Bore Vidal. 202 00:10:19,320 --> 00:10:23,320 Oh, yeah. They all love fucking Shakespeare Frank. 203 00:10:23,987 --> 00:10:25,112 Backstabber. 204 00:10:25,737 --> 00:10:27,612 What? Frank? 205 00:10:27,696 --> 00:10:29,237 Yeah fuckin' right! 206 00:10:29,320 --> 00:10:31,571 Oh. Dad, no. 207 00:10:31,654 --> 00:10:33,945 Frank does have friends in dry places. 208 00:10:34,028 --> 00:10:37,487 He's close to Nam Pierce, uh, Naomi. 209 00:10:37,571 --> 00:10:38,862 LOGAN: You think he'd come back? 210 00:10:38,945 --> 00:10:41,654 (KENDALL SIGHS) Yeah, maybe. 211 00:10:41,737 --> 00:10:44,028 He's power-hungry and status-obsessed, 212 00:10:44,112 --> 00:10:45,529 and, you know, avaricious, 213 00:10:45,612 --> 00:10:47,154 -so-- -And pretty much your godfather, 214 00:10:47,237 --> 00:10:49,778 -and your closest business-- -KENDALL: Those are just facts. 215 00:10:49,862 --> 00:10:51,820 This is fuckin' bullshit. Jesus Christ. 216 00:10:51,903 --> 00:10:53,362 I think he knows he did bad. 217 00:10:53,446 --> 00:10:55,320 Oh, fuck. I swear to God, Dad, 218 00:10:55,404 --> 00:10:56,903 if you bring him back, I am walking. 219 00:10:58,529 --> 00:10:59,945 Back to my office to... 220 00:11:00,028 --> 00:11:01,737 -sulk. Fuck! -LOGAN: Fine. 221 00:11:01,820 --> 00:11:03,529 I don't fuckin' care. 222 00:11:03,612 --> 00:11:06,404 Guest of fucking honor at the retreat. 223 00:11:06,487 --> 00:11:08,112 Let's try it. Good? 224 00:11:08,195 --> 00:11:09,945 KENDALL: Corporate retreat? You-- You still wanna do that? 225 00:11:10,028 --> 00:11:13,446 -You don't wanna... hunker? -Nah. It's a morale booster. 226 00:11:13,529 --> 00:11:15,362 -Where is it? -Uh, Hungary. 227 00:11:16,696 --> 00:11:18,112 Still. 228 00:11:18,195 --> 00:11:20,862 It'll keep the top team tight till we agree on a strategy. 229 00:11:20,945 --> 00:11:22,404 -No leaks. -Okay. 230 00:11:24,362 --> 00:11:25,404 Logan... 231 00:11:26,404 --> 00:11:27,529 it's Connor. 232 00:11:29,862 --> 00:11:34,195 I ranch , I ride, I earn, and I give. 233 00:11:34,279 --> 00:11:36,112 Just like you. 234 00:11:36,195 --> 00:11:40,820 But... ding-dong, who's there? Uncle Sam. 235 00:11:40,903 --> 00:11:42,279 And where's his hand? 236 00:11:42,987 --> 00:11:44,112 In my pants. 237 00:11:44,195 --> 00:11:45,654 ROMAN: Hey, is anyone in my house? 238 00:11:45,737 --> 00:11:48,571 Hey. Uh, have you seen this? 239 00:11:49,070 --> 00:11:50,070 Yeah. 240 00:11:50,154 --> 00:11:52,404 He said he's beta testing it, 241 00:11:52,487 --> 00:11:56,112 before he Instagrams and enters the "ideas primary." 242 00:11:57,112 --> 00:11:58,279 Maybe he's a genius. 243 00:11:58,362 --> 00:11:59,945 TABITHA: That's one word for it. 244 00:12:00,028 --> 00:12:01,529 ROMAN: A genius rancher. 245 00:12:01,612 --> 00:12:05,778 All I want is a fair, flat tax, same for all Americans, 246 00:12:05,862 --> 00:12:08,028 but headed down to zero within a decade or so. 247 00:12:08,112 --> 00:12:10,529 -(CHUCKLES) -CONNOR: What am I gonna do? Well, I'll tell ya. 248 00:12:10,612 --> 00:12:12,778 -I ain't paying. -TABITHA: Oh, my God. 249 00:12:12,862 --> 00:12:14,612 And if you want to arrest me, go ahead. 250 00:12:14,696 --> 00:12:16,154 No, really. Just go ahead and try. 251 00:12:16,237 --> 00:12:17,362 Quick question. 252 00:12:17,446 --> 00:12:19,362 Do you think he even knows what a jail is? 253 00:12:19,446 --> 00:12:21,945 He literally only knows it from Monopoly. 254 00:12:22,028 --> 00:12:25,571 (LAUGHS) He's not actually gonna put this out there, 255 00:12:25,654 --> 00:12:27,195 -is he? -Um... 256 00:12:27,279 --> 00:12:28,446 I think Dad's all over it. 257 00:12:28,529 --> 00:12:29,987 I have a question for you, though. 258 00:12:30,070 --> 00:12:31,320 Uh-huh. 259 00:12:31,404 --> 00:12:34,654 You're, uh-- You're pals with Naomi Pierce, right? 260 00:12:34,737 --> 00:12:36,070 Yeah. Why? 261 00:12:37,529 --> 00:12:39,154 Dad wants to buy PGM. 262 00:12:39,237 --> 00:12:40,862 Pierce. 263 00:12:40,945 --> 00:12:43,154 But that wouldn't be allowed. 264 00:12:43,237 --> 00:12:44,571 Would it? 265 00:12:44,654 --> 00:12:46,237 I mean that's what-- My parents watch that. 266 00:12:46,320 --> 00:12:48,237 -That's like actual news. -Mm-hmm. 267 00:12:48,320 --> 00:12:49,654 He can do whatever the fuck he likes. 268 00:12:49,737 --> 00:12:51,820 He's like a human Saudi Arabia. 269 00:12:51,903 --> 00:12:55,737 So, what, you-- you wanna use Naomi to broker a deal? 270 00:12:55,820 --> 00:12:56,862 Bingo. 271 00:12:56,945 --> 00:12:58,820 And I think it's a good plan. 272 00:12:58,903 --> 00:13:00,487 -I land the deal... -Mm-hmm. 273 00:13:00,571 --> 00:13:02,945 ...I kill Kendall. I'm crowned the king. 274 00:13:03,028 --> 00:13:04,404 Just like in Hamlet. 275 00:13:04,487 --> 00:13:05,820 If that happens in Hamlet. I don't care. 276 00:13:05,903 --> 00:13:07,487 -Just like Hamlet. -Okay. 277 00:13:07,571 --> 00:13:09,404 Um, here is Naomi's... 278 00:13:09,487 --> 00:13:11,028 -(PHONE CHIMES) -...address. 279 00:13:11,112 --> 00:13:12,529 She's cool. I think you'd like her. 280 00:13:12,612 --> 00:13:14,404 -Oh, yeah? -Hmm. 281 00:13:14,487 --> 00:13:16,112 How do you know her, anyway? 282 00:13:18,154 --> 00:13:20,778 Ew. You fucked her. 283 00:13:20,862 --> 00:13:22,612 Is there anybody you haven't fucked? 284 00:13:22,696 --> 00:13:23,945 You. 285 00:13:24,028 --> 00:13:25,195 (PHONE VIBRATES) 286 00:13:27,820 --> 00:13:30,028 Dad. Hey. Finally. 287 00:13:30,112 --> 00:13:31,112 Hello. 288 00:13:31,195 --> 00:13:32,696 LOGAN: Enjoying your downtime? 289 00:13:32,778 --> 00:13:35,446 Uh, I'm re-reading the 10-K. 290 00:13:35,529 --> 00:13:38,154 Uh, we need to talk about Pierce. 291 00:13:38,237 --> 00:13:41,112 That's not to be spoken of. Who told you? 292 00:13:41,195 --> 00:13:42,820 SHIV ROY: Am I not supposed to know? 293 00:13:42,903 --> 00:13:45,237 Hey, I was thinking, we should maybe think of 294 00:13:45,320 --> 00:13:46,820 a reason for me to be on the retreat, 295 00:13:46,903 --> 00:13:48,446 in case we're talking strategy. 296 00:13:48,529 --> 00:13:50,279 Ah. Listen. 297 00:13:50,362 --> 00:13:52,362 LOGAN: I need you to go and see Connor. 298 00:13:52,446 --> 00:13:54,237 Oh, what, I'm Connor's babysitter now? 299 00:13:54,320 --> 00:13:56,737 LOGAN: You're unemployed. This is a job. 300 00:13:56,820 --> 00:13:57,987 He could hurt us. 301 00:13:58,070 --> 00:14:00,571 You don't go shouting about tax. 302 00:14:00,654 --> 00:14:01,945 We have arrangements. 303 00:14:02,028 --> 00:14:03,446 We'll talk when I'm back, 304 00:14:03,529 --> 00:14:04,696 -okay? -SHIV: Dad, I-- 305 00:14:05,320 --> 00:14:06,404 (SIGHS) 306 00:14:06,487 --> 00:14:10,154 -Hey. -Hi. What the fuck is happening? 307 00:14:10,237 --> 00:14:11,820 Do you know about chasing Pierce? 308 00:14:11,903 --> 00:14:13,612 Sure, I was in the fucking meeting. 309 00:14:13,696 --> 00:14:15,154 How do you know about Pierce? 310 00:14:15,237 --> 00:14:16,571 I had Gerri on the phone. 311 00:14:16,654 --> 00:14:19,070 She thinks Dad's gone woo-woo and I agree. 312 00:14:19,154 --> 00:14:20,945 Did your dad update you? 313 00:14:21,028 --> 00:14:22,945 This is a disaster. Who said what, 314 00:14:23,028 --> 00:14:26,195 -and who wants to stop it? -I think it could be good. 315 00:14:26,279 --> 00:14:28,529 Yeah. Dick over Pierce, 316 00:14:28,612 --> 00:14:31,070 dick over Sandy and Stewy, double our size. 317 00:14:31,154 --> 00:14:34,404 No one is gonna wanna tackle a big angry puffer fish 318 00:14:34,487 --> 00:14:36,446 bristling with dick. 319 00:14:36,529 --> 00:14:39,487 Tom, it's batshit. It's an obsession. 320 00:14:39,571 --> 00:14:41,529 -What? -Can you imagine the blowback? 321 00:14:41,612 --> 00:14:44,237 Us trying to buy Pierce, the most respected name in news? 322 00:14:44,320 --> 00:14:47,154 But we already do news, right? So it's just more news. 323 00:14:47,237 --> 00:14:48,446 It's like synergies-- 324 00:14:48,529 --> 00:14:50,112 Yeah, but if we own all the news, 325 00:14:50,195 --> 00:14:52,862 I do actually wonder where I'll get my fucking news. 326 00:14:52,945 --> 00:14:54,696 Because at some point, someone needs to actually 327 00:14:54,778 --> 00:14:56,195 keep track of what's going on in the world. 328 00:14:56,279 --> 00:14:57,945 Who went where, and who wore a hat. 329 00:14:58,028 --> 00:15:00,446 I think it's gonna be a separate brand. 330 00:15:00,529 --> 00:15:03,195 Let me keep the truthy, oatmeal branding. 331 00:15:03,279 --> 00:15:07,487 Yeah, but the American Republic is in not great shape as it is. 332 00:15:07,571 --> 00:15:09,945 What, you've got the-- The Times, The Post, 333 00:15:10,028 --> 00:15:11,404 editors at Pierce, 334 00:15:11,487 --> 00:15:13,279 and a couple of hundred angry young women on Twitter, 335 00:15:13,362 --> 00:15:14,737 and that's about it. 336 00:15:14,820 --> 00:15:16,487 -(SCOFFS) Please. -SHIV: No! Tom, 337 00:15:16,571 --> 00:15:17,987 it is thread-fucking-bare out there, 338 00:15:18,070 --> 00:15:19,320 and now we're gonna eat another one? 339 00:15:19,404 --> 00:15:22,154 Well, do you want to tell him that? 340 00:15:22,237 --> 00:15:24,112 SHIV: Tom, this is serious. 341 00:15:24,195 --> 00:15:25,987 It's a snake eating a crocodile. 342 00:15:26,070 --> 00:15:27,737 It doesn't fit, it's too big. 343 00:15:27,820 --> 00:15:30,112 It's a 20-billion-dollar acquisition 344 00:15:30,195 --> 00:15:32,903 that either breaks us or takes half a decade to integrate. 345 00:15:32,987 --> 00:15:34,654 We need to stop him. 346 00:15:34,737 --> 00:15:36,903 So, talk to him in Hungary. 347 00:15:36,987 --> 00:15:38,362 -What? -Yeah. 348 00:15:39,654 --> 00:15:42,612 I-- I don't think I wanna do that, Shiv. 349 00:15:42,696 --> 00:15:46,612 Uh... Oh, hello? Is this the replicant department? 350 00:15:46,696 --> 00:15:48,654 Yeah, my meat-puppet has stopped working. 351 00:15:48,737 --> 00:15:49,987 Shiv. Shiv. 352 00:15:51,279 --> 00:15:52,820 Tom, I'm joking. 353 00:15:54,112 --> 00:15:55,446 But I'm also not. 354 00:15:56,737 --> 00:15:58,028 People would do well to remember 355 00:15:58,112 --> 00:16:01,070 there's gonna be a new sheriff in town one day. 356 00:16:01,154 --> 00:16:03,446 So, rally the resistance, 357 00:16:04,446 --> 00:16:05,487 Deputy. 358 00:16:08,028 --> 00:16:10,028 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 359 00:16:12,320 --> 00:16:14,778 Hey, Gerri, what's the thinking behind Hungary? 360 00:16:14,862 --> 00:16:17,737 I's a nice place to shoot a gun where no one cares what you hit. 361 00:16:17,820 --> 00:16:19,112 So, guys, listen. 362 00:16:19,195 --> 00:16:20,612 I have a great drinking game for the flight. 363 00:16:20,696 --> 00:16:22,320 Any time he says Pierce, take a sip. 364 00:16:22,404 --> 00:16:24,487 ROMAN: Oh, you brought your own? Super soaker? 365 00:16:24,571 --> 00:16:27,320 -Yep. -I got my own. Blaser. 366 00:16:27,404 --> 00:16:29,487 I don't wanna get into a dick-measuring competition, 367 00:16:29,571 --> 00:16:32,529 but I have a better, more powerful dick than you. 368 00:16:32,612 --> 00:16:34,195 Which I'm sure isn't saying much. 369 00:16:36,154 --> 00:16:38,154 LOGAN: Ken. You're with me. 370 00:16:38,945 --> 00:16:40,987 Let's talk timetables. 371 00:16:46,112 --> 00:16:48,945 I can't believe I'm a-- on a private plane. 372 00:16:49,028 --> 00:16:50,945 It's like I'm in a band. 373 00:16:51,028 --> 00:16:52,654 A very white, very wealthy... 374 00:16:53,237 --> 00:16:54,279 band. 375 00:16:56,487 --> 00:16:58,154 It's like I'm in U2. 376 00:16:58,237 --> 00:16:59,778 Welcome to the inner-sanctum. 377 00:16:59,862 --> 00:17:01,862 Yeah. Yeah, it's-- it's nice. 378 00:17:01,945 --> 00:17:04,737 Way nicer than the outer-sanctum. 379 00:17:04,820 --> 00:17:08,529 Well, I hope you like red wine and killing shit. 380 00:17:08,612 --> 00:17:10,571 -...about the... -LOGAN: What-- 381 00:17:10,654 --> 00:17:12,446 What the fuck's the whispering? 382 00:17:12,529 --> 00:17:13,903 GERRI: Oh, uh... (CLEARS THROAT) 383 00:17:13,987 --> 00:17:16,654 Carolina has bad news, I'm afraid. On the book. 384 00:17:16,737 --> 00:17:18,154 The biography. 385 00:17:18,237 --> 00:17:19,654 I told you to stop it. 386 00:17:19,737 --> 00:17:21,195 GERRI: I know. I'm sorry. 387 00:17:21,279 --> 00:17:23,487 We were very clear there'll be no co-operation, but-- 388 00:17:23,571 --> 00:17:25,028 I don't want it to come out. 389 00:17:25,112 --> 00:17:26,987 Okay-- Got it. 390 00:17:27,070 --> 00:17:29,820 Well, it-- it will come out. 391 00:17:29,903 --> 00:17:32,654 I can't actually, in this nation, yet, 392 00:17:32,737 --> 00:17:35,737 uh, sadly, halt the publication of a book. 393 00:17:35,820 --> 00:17:37,028 Yeah, we can. 394 00:17:37,112 --> 00:17:39,320 GERRI: Well, we can threaten and harass, 395 00:17:39,404 --> 00:17:40,862 we can intimidate names 396 00:17:40,945 --> 00:17:43,028 who might cooperate and get a little dicey. 397 00:17:43,112 --> 00:17:44,195 LOGAN: Everything. 398 00:17:44,279 --> 00:17:45,862 The writer, Pantsil. 399 00:17:45,945 --> 00:17:49,112 Can we not get her writing us a movie for the next decade? 400 00:17:49,195 --> 00:17:51,446 -Tooth comb her. -Leave it with us. 401 00:17:52,654 --> 00:17:55,820 LOGAN: Anyone who speaks to her is fucked. 402 00:17:55,903 --> 00:17:57,487 They're dead to me. 403 00:17:57,571 --> 00:18:00,446 No one goes sniffing round my fucking panties. 404 00:18:00,529 --> 00:18:03,737 Well, I'm afraid that what her friend has 405 00:18:03,820 --> 00:18:07,612 suggests that she's met with someone close to you already. 406 00:18:09,279 --> 00:18:11,820 -Who? -Well, we don't know. 407 00:18:11,903 --> 00:18:13,529 But someone inside. 408 00:18:13,612 --> 00:18:16,446 -Ken, is it you? -Is it me? 409 00:18:17,529 --> 00:18:20,320 Dad. (SCOFFS) Come on. Jesus. 410 00:18:20,404 --> 00:18:22,778 Well, it's just, historically speaking, 411 00:18:22,862 --> 00:18:25,487 when I'm betrayed, it's usually you. 412 00:18:25,571 --> 00:18:28,154 Oh, I'm kidding, son. I'm kidding. (CHUCKLES) 413 00:18:29,778 --> 00:18:31,070 I can get Sam on it. 414 00:18:31,154 --> 00:18:35,487 Go to IT, comb emails, company phones. Yep. 415 00:18:37,487 --> 00:18:38,487 Fuck! 416 00:18:40,987 --> 00:18:42,112 Fucking rats. 417 00:18:42,903 --> 00:18:43,987 Rats! 418 00:18:48,654 --> 00:18:49,903 What's going on in there? 419 00:18:49,987 --> 00:18:53,654 Uh, somebody's trying to write Dad's biography. 420 00:18:53,737 --> 00:18:56,028 Oh, sh... Okay. 421 00:18:56,112 --> 00:18:58,987 I hadn't heard. That's-- That's interesting. 422 00:18:59,070 --> 00:19:02,612 He's not a fan of the old, uh, the old biographical, uh... 423 00:19:02,696 --> 00:19:04,862 Yeah, he's not a fan. 424 00:19:04,945 --> 00:19:07,571 And, uh, seems like somebody talked. 425 00:19:08,529 --> 00:19:09,571 Okay. 426 00:19:10,279 --> 00:19:11,612 That's bad. 427 00:19:11,696 --> 00:19:15,404 So, yeah. Someone talked. Someone inner-circle. 428 00:19:15,487 --> 00:19:18,404 Sam over there will, uh, smoke 'em out, 429 00:19:18,487 --> 00:19:21,487 and, uh, Dad's gonna chop them up 430 00:19:21,571 --> 00:19:23,778 and throw them into the fucking Danube. 431 00:19:23,862 --> 00:19:25,487 (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) Right. 432 00:19:26,487 --> 00:19:28,362 Blue Danube no more. 433 00:19:31,862 --> 00:19:34,362 ♪ (MUSIC PLAYS) ♪ 434 00:19:58,070 --> 00:20:01,571 That's because... I'm at a hunting lodge. 435 00:20:11,737 --> 00:20:14,903 Pierce. We can start to push? 436 00:20:14,987 --> 00:20:17,237 Well, that would be pushy. 437 00:20:17,320 --> 00:20:19,820 Well, too slow is no defense. 438 00:20:19,903 --> 00:20:22,446 Well, too fast and we spook 'em. 439 00:20:22,529 --> 00:20:23,862 (MUTTERING INDISTINCTLY) 440 00:20:23,945 --> 00:20:27,112 -This is just-- Oh! -Ah! 441 00:20:27,778 --> 00:20:29,028 Mon dieu! 442 00:20:29,112 --> 00:20:30,903 Nice, right? 443 00:20:32,195 --> 00:20:33,529 Good for the morale. 444 00:20:33,612 --> 00:20:35,696 -How's your morale? -Great. 445 00:20:35,778 --> 00:20:38,237 -We're very happy. -LOGAN: Good. 446 00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:40,987 I want my top minds on Pierce. 447 00:20:41,070 --> 00:20:43,446 I'm gonna need some meat in the sandwich. 448 00:20:44,446 --> 00:20:45,487 Mm? 449 00:20:45,571 --> 00:20:47,529 You can do that, top minds? 450 00:20:47,612 --> 00:20:49,446 -GERRI: You got it. -Yeah. 451 00:20:53,778 --> 00:20:54,903 (GERRI SIGHS) 452 00:20:55,696 --> 00:20:56,778 Good? 453 00:20:57,696 --> 00:20:59,195 Good. Yeah. 454 00:20:59,279 --> 00:21:02,654 -Here you go. -Good, good, good. Great. 455 00:21:02,778 --> 00:21:04,820 ♪ (MUSIC PLAYS) ♪ 456 00:21:05,862 --> 00:21:07,487 Hello. 457 00:21:07,571 --> 00:21:10,446 Is this the right place for the punishment beating? 458 00:21:10,529 --> 00:21:13,446 Frank! How ya been? Come here, you old bastard! 459 00:21:13,529 --> 00:21:14,820 Come on! 460 00:21:14,903 --> 00:21:17,612 (SIGHS, CHUCKLES) Oh, Kendall, where's the thing? 461 00:21:18,154 --> 00:21:19,571 Yeah. 462 00:21:19,654 --> 00:21:22,070 I'm sorry we didn't get a chance to speak at the wedding, but... 463 00:21:22,154 --> 00:21:24,154 You must have cut me dead four times. 464 00:21:24,237 --> 00:21:26,237 Ah, busy, busy, busy. 465 00:21:26,320 --> 00:21:29,778 -Kendall, the thing. Oh. -Yeah, here it is. 466 00:21:30,987 --> 00:21:32,654 Frank. 467 00:21:32,737 --> 00:21:34,154 -For you. -What's this? 468 00:21:36,446 --> 00:21:37,903 The back, the back. 469 00:21:37,987 --> 00:21:39,112 (FRANK SIGHS) 470 00:21:43,195 --> 00:21:46,862 "Some work of noble note may yet be done, 471 00:21:49,654 --> 00:21:52,862 not unbecoming men who strove with gods." 472 00:21:54,862 --> 00:21:57,362 That's nice. It's a nice thing. 473 00:21:59,070 --> 00:22:00,654 You okay? 474 00:22:00,737 --> 00:22:03,778 Sandy and Stewy have got my nuts in a vice. 475 00:22:03,862 --> 00:22:07,945 But Frank, you've got the grease to slip them out. 476 00:22:08,028 --> 00:22:12,070 -Right? -Truly revolting image. 477 00:22:12,154 --> 00:22:14,945 -Hey, Kenny. -Good to see you, Frank. 478 00:22:15,028 --> 00:22:16,945 ROMAN: Frank. 479 00:22:17,028 --> 00:22:19,279 It's not been the same without you. 480 00:22:19,362 --> 00:22:21,529 It's been better. 481 00:22:21,612 --> 00:22:24,320 -I'm fucking with you. -Okay. 482 00:22:24,404 --> 00:22:26,404 I'm-- I'm kidding, sir. 483 00:22:27,654 --> 00:22:30,237 Gentlemen, time to change. 484 00:22:30,320 --> 00:22:33,945 -Our safety briefing. -Safety briefing? 485 00:22:34,028 --> 00:22:36,195 Here's the safety briefing: 486 00:22:36,279 --> 00:22:38,446 If you move against me, 487 00:22:38,529 --> 00:22:41,362 I'll put a hole in the back of your fucking head. 488 00:22:47,070 --> 00:22:48,612 (BLENDER WHIRRING) 489 00:22:50,237 --> 00:22:51,320 Connor? 490 00:22:51,404 --> 00:22:52,487 Hey! 491 00:22:52,571 --> 00:22:54,320 -SHIV: Hey! -There you are. 492 00:22:54,404 --> 00:22:56,362 -Here I am. Hi. -Hi. 493 00:22:57,737 --> 00:22:59,487 -What's this? -Uh... You know. 494 00:22:59,571 --> 00:23:03,028 Okay, thank you. Hey, listen. Come with me. 495 00:23:03,112 --> 00:23:05,112 I want you to meet my consultants. 496 00:23:05,195 --> 00:23:06,571 (KEYS TYPING) 497 00:23:06,654 --> 00:23:08,862 You know Eric Schulman and Bud Henley, of course. 498 00:23:08,945 --> 00:23:11,571 -They've joined the team. -Wow, Eric. 499 00:23:11,654 --> 00:23:13,529 -Hey. -CONNOR ROY: Good guys. 500 00:23:13,612 --> 00:23:16,945 -You saw the vid? -Uh, yeah. 501 00:23:17,028 --> 00:23:19,028 Hey, Connor... 502 00:23:19,112 --> 00:23:23,320 Those are serious guys. They're fuckin' pieces of shit. 503 00:23:23,404 --> 00:23:26,070 Yep. They're my pieces of shit. 504 00:23:26,154 --> 00:23:27,446 (CHUCKLES) 505 00:23:27,529 --> 00:23:29,237 Willa's finishing up a re-write. Would you like a drink? 506 00:23:29,320 --> 00:23:31,028 -Uh, no. I'm good. Thanks. -CONNOR: Okay. 507 00:23:31,112 --> 00:23:34,070 What's, uh-- What's in the smoothie? 508 00:23:34,154 --> 00:23:36,195 Burgundy. 509 00:23:36,279 --> 00:23:39,195 -I'm sorry? -I hyper-decant. 510 00:23:39,279 --> 00:23:40,987 You don't hyper-decant? 511 00:23:41,070 --> 00:23:42,654 You're just doing regular decanting? 512 00:23:42,737 --> 00:23:43,862 If by regular decanting you mean 513 00:23:43,945 --> 00:23:45,737 pouring into my open mouth, yeah. 514 00:23:45,820 --> 00:23:47,737 You should hyper-decant. 515 00:23:47,820 --> 00:23:49,987 It softens the tannins. Heightens the aromas. 516 00:23:50,070 --> 00:23:53,237 You can age your wine five years in ten seconds. 517 00:23:53,320 --> 00:23:54,320 Truly. 518 00:23:55,778 --> 00:23:57,487 -Mm-hmm. -Connor... 519 00:23:57,571 --> 00:23:59,737 You know what they do to rich people in jail. 520 00:23:59,820 --> 00:24:01,404 Yes, they let them out early 521 00:24:01,487 --> 00:24:03,903 to mitigate the risk of litigation. 522 00:24:03,987 --> 00:24:06,487 Going to jail is not a good look. 523 00:24:06,571 --> 00:24:09,028 Not many campaign posters use mugshots. 524 00:24:09,112 --> 00:24:10,237 The world has changed, Shiv. 525 00:24:10,320 --> 00:24:12,237 The old shibboleths are crumbling. 526 00:24:12,320 --> 00:24:14,320 And you know what? The elites are scared. 527 00:24:15,737 --> 00:24:17,571 I can see 'em down there, 528 00:24:17,654 --> 00:24:20,820 a-scrabbling and reconfiguring, 529 00:24:20,903 --> 00:24:25,737 with no clue what the whirlwind they have stirred heralds. 530 00:24:25,820 --> 00:24:28,195 Do you think that maybe if you're looking down 531 00:24:28,279 --> 00:24:30,529 on the elites from, like, you know, this penthouse, 532 00:24:30,612 --> 00:24:32,070 maybe it's indicative of something? 533 00:24:33,404 --> 00:24:34,696 Smart. 534 00:24:34,778 --> 00:24:36,903 My baby sister is smart, right? 535 00:24:36,987 --> 00:24:39,237 -She is. Hey. -SHIV: Hi. 536 00:24:39,320 --> 00:24:42,070 -How are you? -Uh, yeah. Connor, 537 00:24:42,154 --> 00:24:44,612 don't release the video. Okay? Please? 538 00:24:44,696 --> 00:24:47,362 (SIGHS) Why? 539 00:24:47,446 --> 00:24:50,320 The family. We're worried you're gonna humiliate us, 540 00:24:50,404 --> 00:24:52,279 and humiliate yourself. 541 00:24:52,362 --> 00:24:54,446 -CONNOR: Oh, okay. Dad? -Yeah. 542 00:24:54,529 --> 00:24:56,154 Dad wants to stop me. 543 00:24:56,237 --> 00:24:59,571 Well, tell him to get in line behind Bezos and the Clintons. 544 00:24:59,654 --> 00:25:02,237 Connor, I'm asking a favor. 545 00:25:02,320 --> 00:25:03,487 Please. 546 00:25:03,571 --> 00:25:06,903 Well, how about I make counter-offer? 547 00:25:06,987 --> 00:25:10,446 I'd like to make a rather indecent proposal. 548 00:25:10,529 --> 00:25:13,154 I'm g-- (CHUCKLES) guessing you haven't seen that film. 549 00:25:13,237 --> 00:25:15,154 Ooh. He has. Yeah, it's his favorite. 550 00:25:15,237 --> 00:25:17,612 I happen to know you're at a loose end. 551 00:25:18,737 --> 00:25:20,237 Shiv, come and work for me. 552 00:25:20,945 --> 00:25:23,320 Hmm? What? No. 553 00:25:23,404 --> 00:25:25,154 (LAUGHS) No. No. 554 00:25:25,237 --> 00:25:27,028 It's a big offer. Big. 555 00:25:27,112 --> 00:25:29,320 Big offer, Shiv. You'd run the whole shebang. 556 00:25:29,404 --> 00:25:31,654 And look, if Gil fired you, maybe you're, um, 557 00:25:31,737 --> 00:25:33,778 -a difficult hire right now. -He didn't fire me. 558 00:25:33,862 --> 00:25:35,446 -I walked out. -Okay. 559 00:25:35,529 --> 00:25:36,987 -I-- I-- -No. Okay. 560 00:25:37,070 --> 00:25:39,571 So what would it take for you to change your mind? 561 00:25:39,654 --> 00:25:41,112 -A lobotomy. -(CONNOR LAUGHS) 562 00:25:41,195 --> 00:25:44,696 And a total realignment of modern politics. 563 00:25:44,778 --> 00:25:47,279 The-- Connor, the video is batshit. 564 00:25:49,820 --> 00:25:50,903 Okay. 565 00:25:52,737 --> 00:25:55,529 I will consider with my team. 566 00:25:55,612 --> 00:25:58,320 -Okay. -CONNOR: Mm! Okay. 567 00:25:59,820 --> 00:26:01,154 Guys, I need five. 568 00:26:01,237 --> 00:26:03,362 I'll come back and we'll shoot the shit. 569 00:26:03,446 --> 00:26:04,903 Hey, what's, uh... 570 00:26:04,987 --> 00:26:07,654 (WHISPERS) What's your read on this? 571 00:26:07,737 --> 00:26:10,070 Sorry, I-- (STAMMERS) I, um... 572 00:26:10,154 --> 00:26:12,362 I have to go. I'm meeting my cast for drinks. 573 00:26:12,446 --> 00:26:15,862 Oh, okay. That sounds fun. 574 00:26:15,945 --> 00:26:17,987 Yeah. Yeah, I mean, 575 00:26:18,070 --> 00:26:20,028 (CHUCKLES) it's basically just a bunch of actors, 576 00:26:20,112 --> 00:26:22,195 you know, bitching in a shitty bar. 577 00:26:22,279 --> 00:26:25,112 -Uh-huh. Can I, uh... -What? 578 00:26:25,195 --> 00:26:26,529 You wanna come? 579 00:26:26,612 --> 00:26:28,154 Well, yeah. You know, I'd love an audience 580 00:26:28,237 --> 00:26:30,487 with the future first lady. 581 00:26:30,571 --> 00:26:33,404 (CHUCKLES) Okay. Yeah. Come on. 582 00:26:34,529 --> 00:26:36,028 (GEESE HONKING) 583 00:26:36,112 --> 00:26:38,612 -(DOG BARKING) -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) 584 00:26:38,696 --> 00:26:40,654 -You okay there? -Yeah. 585 00:26:44,279 --> 00:26:47,279 (GROANS) This is nice. 586 00:26:47,987 --> 00:26:49,028 Europe. 587 00:26:50,654 --> 00:26:52,487 Nice bit of war-torn, 588 00:26:52,945 --> 00:26:54,487 spooky, 589 00:26:54,571 --> 00:27:00,070 anti-Semitic, vampirey, authoritarian Europe. 590 00:27:00,154 --> 00:27:01,195 Yeah. 591 00:27:01,279 --> 00:27:03,654 Hey, Greg, it's good to see you, man. 592 00:27:03,737 --> 00:27:06,154 You're spending so much time hanging out with Kendall, 593 00:27:06,237 --> 00:27:07,571 a girl could start to wonder. 594 00:27:07,654 --> 00:27:09,070 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 595 00:27:09,154 --> 00:27:11,320 No. No. No. 596 00:27:12,987 --> 00:27:16,820 Listen. Uh... So-- Yeah, c-- can I ask you something? 597 00:27:16,903 --> 00:27:19,195 On the-- On the friend level? 598 00:27:19,279 --> 00:27:22,696 Yeah. You worried about what you did in Cruises? 599 00:27:23,737 --> 00:27:28,237 What we did? No. No. Uh... 600 00:27:28,320 --> 00:27:30,778 No. I was gonna ask you about this Sam guy. 601 00:27:30,862 --> 00:27:33,279 -Do you know him? -Rat-fucker Sam? Yeah, sure. 602 00:27:33,362 --> 00:27:34,945 You know he background-checked me 603 00:27:35,028 --> 00:27:37,446 before I started dating Shiv? 604 00:27:37,529 --> 00:27:41,237 Wow. Yeah. So, what's his-- (STAMMERS) Is he-- 605 00:27:41,320 --> 00:27:42,945 Like, what's his competency? 606 00:27:43,028 --> 00:27:44,446 Is he-- Is he nice? 607 00:27:44,529 --> 00:27:46,987 Is he nice? You're asking about the moral character 608 00:27:47,070 --> 00:27:48,778 of a man named Rat-fucker Sam? 609 00:27:48,862 --> 00:27:52,279 He is a fucking piece of fucking shit, is what he is. 610 00:27:52,362 --> 00:27:55,195 -Yeah. What's up, Greg? -(GREG SIGHS) 611 00:27:56,320 --> 00:27:58,320 We've been through a bit, right? 612 00:28:00,862 --> 00:28:01,778 Can I trust you? 613 00:28:01,862 --> 00:28:03,945 Yes. Of course you can trust me. 614 00:28:04,028 --> 00:28:05,362 To a point, yes. 615 00:28:05,446 --> 00:28:08,487 So, you know how Logan's mad 616 00:28:08,571 --> 00:28:10,028 someone talked to his biographer? 617 00:28:10,112 --> 00:28:11,654 -Greg. -So... 618 00:28:11,737 --> 00:28:13,154 I'm wondering how likely it is 619 00:28:13,237 --> 00:28:16,487 that Sam will find out the person emailed 620 00:28:16,571 --> 00:28:20,862 -from a private email. -Oh, fuck, man. Really? 621 00:28:20,945 --> 00:28:23,987 I didn't even meet her. I didn't-- I pre-met her. 622 00:28:24,070 --> 00:28:26,529 She-- She tried to turn the pre-meet into a meet-meet, 623 00:28:26,612 --> 00:28:27,654 so I left. 624 00:28:27,737 --> 00:28:30,862 Okay, well. (LAUGHS) Oh, my-- 625 00:28:30,945 --> 00:28:33,446 If you-- If you tell Logan, 626 00:28:35,028 --> 00:28:36,404 he might kill you. 627 00:28:36,487 --> 00:28:37,820 -Mm. -Okay, 628 00:28:37,903 --> 00:28:39,945 so you need to put that in the locker, man, 629 00:28:40,028 --> 00:28:41,945 and don't tell anyone. 630 00:28:42,028 --> 00:28:43,529 And pray that you can trust me, 631 00:28:43,612 --> 00:28:45,778 'cause you just handed me a valuable piece of capital. 632 00:28:46,778 --> 00:28:47,778 Greg! 633 00:28:48,778 --> 00:28:52,279 Buddy. Trust no one, ever. 634 00:28:54,778 --> 00:28:56,987 Okay. Wise words. 635 00:28:57,070 --> 00:28:58,612 -(WILLA LAUGHS) -SHIV: No, not having me here, 636 00:28:58,696 --> 00:29:00,028 just being out of-- out of the desert. 637 00:29:00,112 --> 00:29:01,945 -(WILLA LAUGHS) -(LAUGHS) Yeah. 638 00:29:02,028 --> 00:29:05,154 Hey, can I ask you a favor, about Con? 639 00:29:06,028 --> 00:29:07,487 Sure thing. 640 00:29:07,571 --> 00:29:10,987 Could you maybe get him to pump the brakes on that video? 641 00:29:11,070 --> 00:29:12,654 -WILLA: Mm... -And actually just the whole 642 00:29:12,737 --> 00:29:15,195 wanting to be the leader of the free world thing? 643 00:29:15,279 --> 00:29:17,320 He does love a project. I... 644 00:29:17,404 --> 00:29:19,737 Oh, yeah. No, I know, but... 645 00:29:19,820 --> 00:29:23,070 I mean, you're smart. You're... worldly. 646 00:29:23,154 --> 00:29:25,362 -You get it. -Okay. 647 00:29:25,446 --> 00:29:27,154 I mean, I thought it looked okay, but... 648 00:29:27,237 --> 00:29:29,529 ♪ ("MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE" BY THE POLICE PLAYS) ♪ 649 00:29:29,612 --> 00:29:32,195 And you and Con, you're-- I mean, you're okay, right? 650 00:29:32,279 --> 00:29:34,195 It's... This whole... 651 00:29:34,279 --> 00:29:38,862 Sure. I mean, we support each other's dreams. 652 00:29:38,945 --> 00:29:40,903 His dream is the White House. 653 00:29:40,987 --> 00:29:42,362 Mine is Broadway. 654 00:29:42,446 --> 00:29:43,778 Uh-huh. 655 00:29:43,862 --> 00:29:45,987 Well, you realize those guys that he's got in there, 656 00:29:46,070 --> 00:29:47,320 those are serious guys. 657 00:29:47,404 --> 00:29:48,737 I mean, they'll suck ten million from him, 658 00:29:48,820 --> 00:29:50,404 and he won't even realize it's gone. 659 00:29:50,487 --> 00:29:52,320 And how much is your play gonna cost? 660 00:29:53,154 --> 00:29:54,612 WILLA: Mm-hmm. 661 00:29:55,737 --> 00:29:56,987 Okay, I'll think about it. 662 00:29:57,070 --> 00:29:59,529 -I will. Thank you, Shiv. -Uh-huh. 663 00:29:59,612 --> 00:30:02,696 -Willa. -Hi! Good to see you. 664 00:30:02,778 --> 00:30:05,112 And you. Hi. Chris. 665 00:30:05,195 --> 00:30:06,362 Shiv. 666 00:30:08,487 --> 00:30:10,195 WILLA: And you, Shiv? 667 00:30:10,279 --> 00:30:11,737 -Me? -Yeah. 668 00:30:11,820 --> 00:30:15,654 Are you okay? You're happy, calm, everything? 669 00:30:15,737 --> 00:30:18,320 Oh, yeah. Yeah. Fuck, yeah. 670 00:30:18,404 --> 00:30:19,862 I got everything I could want. 671 00:30:20,362 --> 00:30:21,571 Great. 672 00:30:21,654 --> 00:30:23,154 Cheers. (CHUCKLES) 673 00:30:23,237 --> 00:30:24,362 -(GLASSES CLINK) -Oh, hey. 674 00:30:36,820 --> 00:30:38,654 KENDALL: You look good with a rifle. 675 00:30:38,737 --> 00:30:41,571 (DOG BARKING) 676 00:30:41,654 --> 00:30:43,237 How you doin', man? 677 00:30:43,320 --> 00:30:46,237 Eh. You? 678 00:30:46,320 --> 00:30:48,571 I think my guy's working for the boar. 679 00:30:49,737 --> 00:30:51,654 Hey, so listen, I have a question. 680 00:30:51,737 --> 00:30:54,112 -Mm-hmm? -Between us, 681 00:30:54,195 --> 00:30:57,154 did you get a call from that biographer? 682 00:30:57,237 --> 00:31:00,945 I mean, yeah, obviously. I'm the interesting one. 683 00:31:01,862 --> 00:31:02,903 You? 684 00:31:03,945 --> 00:31:05,028 Yeah. 685 00:31:05,945 --> 00:31:07,654 Yeah. 686 00:31:07,737 --> 00:31:10,612 -You thinking of talking to her? -Uh... 687 00:31:10,696 --> 00:31:11,903 I don't know. 688 00:31:13,070 --> 00:31:14,279 Maybe. 689 00:31:14,362 --> 00:31:15,862 What about you? 690 00:31:15,945 --> 00:31:18,404 Uh, no. I mean... 691 00:31:18,487 --> 00:31:21,696 If you're gonna talk to her, I guess I have to talk to her, 692 00:31:21,778 --> 00:31:23,404 just to correct your bullshit. 693 00:31:24,737 --> 00:31:26,320 So why are you so into Pierce? 694 00:31:26,404 --> 00:31:30,446 I just think we know news, you know, stay in our lane. 695 00:31:30,529 --> 00:31:31,529 Do you like it? 696 00:31:31,612 --> 00:31:32,945 Oh, I fuckin' love it. 697 00:31:33,028 --> 00:31:34,571 -(PHONE VIBRATING) -Yeah, I mean, 698 00:31:34,654 --> 00:31:36,195 synergies are great. 699 00:31:36,279 --> 00:31:42,529 Exactly. Carnage and layoffs, all that shit. Ooh. 700 00:31:42,612 --> 00:31:46,237 Uh... Pardon me. This is private. 701 00:31:47,112 --> 00:31:48,154 Hello. 702 00:31:49,070 --> 00:31:50,112 You have Roman. 703 00:31:51,279 --> 00:31:52,320 How are you? 704 00:31:55,154 --> 00:31:57,820 Oh, yeah? And what would that be? 705 00:32:02,028 --> 00:32:04,529 Great. Let's, uh-- Let's stay across that. 706 00:32:04,612 --> 00:32:09,070 Mm-hmm. Thank you for the information. 707 00:32:09,154 --> 00:32:12,112 Talk soon. Thanks for letting me know. Bye. 708 00:32:14,362 --> 00:32:15,404 Good news? 709 00:32:15,487 --> 00:32:19,737 -Um, yeah, sure. -Hey, come on, man. 710 00:32:19,820 --> 00:32:21,237 What was that? 711 00:32:21,320 --> 00:32:24,612 Just fuckin' leave it. It's a PR thing. It was nothing. 712 00:32:25,320 --> 00:32:26,362 Look at me. 713 00:32:28,070 --> 00:32:31,279 I know you. Come on. You're full of shit. 714 00:32:31,362 --> 00:32:32,778 Well, I know you. 715 00:32:32,862 --> 00:32:34,404 Why the fuck are you lying about Pierce? 716 00:32:34,487 --> 00:32:36,446 HUNTER: We are ready to do the drive now. 717 00:32:38,362 --> 00:32:39,654 All right. Go on. 718 00:32:39,737 --> 00:32:42,320 Let's go murder a terrified mammal. 719 00:32:50,487 --> 00:32:53,237 ♪ (MUSIC PLAYS) ♪ 720 00:32:58,028 --> 00:32:59,195 Okay. 721 00:32:59,279 --> 00:33:00,654 We're such shitty hunters 722 00:33:00,737 --> 00:33:02,778 that we're just shooting piggies in a barrel. 723 00:33:02,862 --> 00:33:05,446 Might as well just throw a grenade at the pigs. 724 00:33:05,529 --> 00:33:08,987 -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) -(HORN BLOWS) 725 00:33:09,070 --> 00:33:11,487 -(GUNFIRE) -(MEN SHOUTING) 726 00:33:11,571 --> 00:33:13,945 (PIGS GRUNTING AND SQUEALING) 727 00:33:14,028 --> 00:33:16,028 -(DOGS BARKING) -(GUNFIRE CONTINUES) 728 00:33:16,112 --> 00:33:18,862 -(WHISTLE BLOWS) -(MEN SHOUTING) 729 00:33:27,778 --> 00:33:29,404 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 730 00:33:29,487 --> 00:33:30,862 Hold on. Hold on. 731 00:33:31,737 --> 00:33:32,820 Good. 732 00:33:34,070 --> 00:33:35,404 -Thank you. -Thank you. 733 00:33:40,070 --> 00:33:41,487 -Hey, listen, Karl. -Yeah? 734 00:33:41,571 --> 00:33:44,696 I was thinking I-- It would be nice to have a chat, 735 00:33:44,778 --> 00:33:47,987 'cause I was-- about a possible cool move for you? 736 00:33:48,070 --> 00:33:49,696 -Oh, right. Oh, Gerri? -GERRI: Yeah? 737 00:33:49,778 --> 00:33:53,737 Yeah. We-- Uh, we wanted to have a, uh-- a chat with you, Tom. 738 00:33:53,820 --> 00:33:55,028 -Yeah. -Um... 739 00:33:55,112 --> 00:33:58,279 I don't know how you feel about Pierce, 740 00:33:58,362 --> 00:34:02,612 but a few of us were having a few doubts. 741 00:34:02,696 --> 00:34:04,320 -Okay. -Yeah. 742 00:34:04,404 --> 00:34:07,571 Okay. Well, that's interesting. That's-- That's really smart. 743 00:34:07,654 --> 00:34:09,487 Why don't you-- Why don't you raise it? 744 00:34:09,571 --> 00:34:12,778 Okay. Although we also thought it could be good 745 00:34:12,862 --> 00:34:14,571 -for you to talk to him? -Yeah. 746 00:34:14,654 --> 00:34:16,529 Okay. All right. Although... 747 00:34:16,612 --> 00:34:18,487 wouldn't it be better if it came from 748 00:34:18,571 --> 00:34:20,362 -old, trusted... -Right. 749 00:34:20,446 --> 00:34:22,362 -...colleagues? -That's smart. 750 00:34:22,446 --> 00:34:24,612 Karl, that's interesting. Should we do it? 751 00:34:25,529 --> 00:34:26,903 That would be cool. 752 00:34:26,987 --> 00:34:29,862 Um, it's not a big deal, really, who actually says it. 753 00:34:29,945 --> 00:34:32,737 I guess you are family, and he does treat family 754 00:34:32,820 --> 00:34:34,404 -differently. -Yeah. No, sure. 755 00:34:34,487 --> 00:34:37,154 Although, he did once call me "The Cunt of Monte Cristo." 756 00:34:37,237 --> 00:34:39,529 -(ALL LAUGH) -That's-- That was joshing. 757 00:34:39,612 --> 00:34:41,612 In a way, that's a testament to your closeness. 758 00:34:41,696 --> 00:34:43,612 -In a way... -He likes you, Tom. 759 00:34:43,696 --> 00:34:46,446 He likes you. You're a fine mind, articulate, 760 00:34:46,529 --> 00:34:49,571 -strong leader. -(SCOFFS) I'm articulate? 761 00:34:49,654 --> 00:34:51,903 Oh, you're so kind, you know. 762 00:34:51,987 --> 00:34:53,529 In fact, I'm so flattered, 763 00:34:53,612 --> 00:34:56,112 I'll just fucking walk right into the machine gun nest. 764 00:34:56,195 --> 00:34:57,362 Also, I've spoken to Shiv 765 00:34:57,446 --> 00:34:58,778 and I know she asked you to talk to him. 766 00:34:58,862 --> 00:35:01,070 -You spoke to Shiv? -And if you don't, 767 00:35:01,154 --> 00:35:02,820 and she asks, yeah? 768 00:35:04,612 --> 00:35:07,778 That's where heroes are born, Tom. On the battlefield. 769 00:35:07,862 --> 00:35:11,028 It's also commonly where they're killed, Gerri. 770 00:35:12,987 --> 00:35:14,279 KARL: We'll back you up. 771 00:35:16,778 --> 00:35:20,320 Well, Logan, uh, look... 772 00:35:21,654 --> 00:35:25,487 I hate to be a party pooper, but I have poop. 773 00:35:25,571 --> 00:35:27,654 The Pierce family bank have called to say 774 00:35:27,737 --> 00:35:30,404 the family got word that you were on maneuvers. 775 00:35:30,487 --> 00:35:33,529 It freaked them out. We need to back right off. 776 00:35:33,612 --> 00:35:35,945 This was supposed to be choreographed. 777 00:35:36,028 --> 00:35:37,320 That's about as choreographed 778 00:35:37,404 --> 00:35:40,112 as a dog getting fucked on roller-skates. 779 00:35:40,195 --> 00:35:41,612 Was there a leak? 780 00:35:41,696 --> 00:35:43,612 It was cagey. It might have been accidental. 781 00:35:43,696 --> 00:35:46,154 No. No, no. This was no accident. 782 00:35:48,195 --> 00:35:49,862 Someone's trying to fuck me. 783 00:35:50,778 --> 00:35:53,279 Who knew? No one. 784 00:35:53,362 --> 00:35:54,862 It's someone here. 785 00:35:56,529 --> 00:35:58,279 I've got snakes in the fucking basket. 786 00:35:58,362 --> 00:35:59,778 Do you want me to go down the list 787 00:35:59,862 --> 00:36:01,945 -of other acquisition targets? -No! 788 00:36:02,028 --> 00:36:03,987 I want Pierce! 789 00:36:06,862 --> 00:36:09,612 Get back to the city. Find another way. 790 00:36:09,696 --> 00:36:11,862 Oh, some of these fuckers 791 00:36:11,945 --> 00:36:14,404 are trying to kill this. Fucking pygmies! 792 00:36:15,195 --> 00:36:16,237 Fucking lice! 793 00:36:20,279 --> 00:36:22,654 -♪ (MUSIC PLAYS) ♪ -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) 794 00:36:22,737 --> 00:36:24,112 LOGAN: How we all doing? 795 00:36:24,195 --> 00:36:26,945 All havin' a nice time on the company dollar? 796 00:36:27,737 --> 00:36:28,778 Ah. 797 00:36:28,862 --> 00:36:30,654 Gerri, you all right? You look tired. 798 00:36:30,737 --> 00:36:32,320 Oh, no, I'm-- I'm good, thanks. 799 00:36:32,404 --> 00:36:34,903 Good. 'Cause I want the Pierce pension options first thing. 800 00:36:34,987 --> 00:36:36,820 Right, so-- so I should probably go. 801 00:36:36,903 --> 00:36:39,487 Stay. You know, we need to boost morale. 802 00:36:39,571 --> 00:36:41,654 Okay, great. Yeah. I can feel it rising. 803 00:36:41,737 --> 00:36:45,654 Oh, Logan? Just a-- a heads up. A fam-- A family heads up, 804 00:36:45,737 --> 00:36:47,654 just to-- just to let you know 805 00:36:47,737 --> 00:36:49,945 that in a moment I might say something, 806 00:36:50,028 --> 00:36:52,028 but not to worry, 'cause it's not real. 807 00:36:53,154 --> 00:36:54,154 Okay? 808 00:36:54,237 --> 00:36:55,571 -Wh-- -Just, headline is 809 00:36:55,654 --> 00:36:58,987 I'm gonna say something, but disregard it. 810 00:36:59,070 --> 00:37:02,529 I think that people think of me as a kind of leader. 811 00:37:02,612 --> 00:37:04,862 Because there was an issue that they wanted raised, 812 00:37:04,945 --> 00:37:06,696 but don't you be under the impression 813 00:37:06,778 --> 00:37:10,279 that-- that I'm against what I'll say I'm against. Okay? 814 00:37:11,862 --> 00:37:13,154 -Pierce. -What? 815 00:37:13,237 --> 00:37:15,362 Pierce. People are against it. 816 00:37:15,446 --> 00:37:16,945 But that's because they're scared. 817 00:37:17,028 --> 00:37:18,529 But they think of me as kind of brave, 818 00:37:18,612 --> 00:37:21,529 which I would be if I needed to be, but I don't, so... 819 00:37:21,612 --> 00:37:22,654 Good. 820 00:37:24,279 --> 00:37:25,571 LOGAN: A toast. 821 00:37:25,654 --> 00:37:28,154 Uh, musicians? 822 00:37:28,237 --> 00:37:30,028 -Pianissimo. -♪ (MUSIC STOPS) ♪ 823 00:37:30,112 --> 00:37:31,154 Uh... 824 00:37:32,571 --> 00:37:33,903 To our top team. 825 00:37:33,987 --> 00:37:35,154 ALL: Top team. 826 00:37:35,237 --> 00:37:37,195 -Top team. -LOGAN: Mm. 827 00:37:37,279 --> 00:37:39,487 And again. And again. Fill her up, fill her up. 828 00:37:39,571 --> 00:37:41,820 Eat, everybody. Eat. And drink. 829 00:37:41,903 --> 00:37:44,903 Come on now. It's a party, isn't it? (CHUCKLES) 830 00:37:44,987 --> 00:37:47,487 Come on. Hey! Ray, where you going? 831 00:37:48,820 --> 00:37:49,987 To take a leak. 832 00:37:50,070 --> 00:37:52,487 Uh, you know. We're all sticking together. 833 00:37:52,571 --> 00:37:56,487 If you need a leak, piss in a bucket. 834 00:37:56,571 --> 00:37:59,487 I mean... (CHUCKLES) we're locking down. 835 00:37:59,571 --> 00:38:01,987 It's all right. We're all pals here. Yeah. 836 00:38:04,945 --> 00:38:06,320 (LAUGHS) Right. 837 00:38:25,487 --> 00:38:28,195 Jesus Christ, Ray. I'm pullin' your pisser. 838 00:38:28,279 --> 00:38:31,696 Put that bucket down, you disgusting bastard. 839 00:38:33,820 --> 00:38:35,070 Oh, my God. 840 00:38:35,987 --> 00:38:37,571 Where do we find 'em? 841 00:38:37,654 --> 00:38:40,362 Musicians! Thank you. Again. 842 00:38:40,446 --> 00:38:42,737 -♪ (MUSIC RESUMES) ♪ -Good. The food. 843 00:38:42,820 --> 00:38:43,987 Sit, sit. 844 00:38:45,237 --> 00:38:47,945 CHRIS: So what do you do? Something important? 845 00:38:48,028 --> 00:38:50,279 Uh, no. Nope. 846 00:38:50,362 --> 00:38:52,112 Well, you will one day. 847 00:38:52,195 --> 00:38:53,820 (SHIV LAUGHS) 848 00:38:53,903 --> 00:38:55,070 Here's hopin'. 849 00:38:56,778 --> 00:38:59,320 Uh, I gotta make a call. 850 00:39:00,529 --> 00:39:01,654 Jealous boyfriend? 851 00:39:03,862 --> 00:39:04,862 No. 852 00:39:04,945 --> 00:39:07,195 Just a guy who works for me. 853 00:39:07,279 --> 00:39:10,320 -Working on a Saturday? -He better be. 854 00:39:10,404 --> 00:39:13,028 Wow, sounds like you're riding him hard. 855 00:39:13,112 --> 00:39:14,571 Well, maybe he likes it. 856 00:39:16,112 --> 00:39:17,529 Are you flirting with me? 857 00:39:17,612 --> 00:39:19,862 Your flirt got all over my pants. 858 00:39:21,154 --> 00:39:22,820 I'll be right back. 859 00:39:22,903 --> 00:39:25,404 Hey, Tom. Just checking you talked to him. 860 00:39:27,737 --> 00:39:29,237 Don't let me down, soldier. 861 00:39:30,820 --> 00:39:33,362 Shiv? (CHUCKLES) 862 00:39:33,446 --> 00:39:34,862 -It's, uh... -(SHIV SIGHS) 863 00:39:34,945 --> 00:39:37,487 Connor Roy, eldest son of media mogul, 864 00:39:37,571 --> 00:39:38,987 -Logan Roy... -SHIV: Oh, Jesus Christ. 865 00:39:39,070 --> 00:39:40,862 ...announced his intention to go to prison, 866 00:39:40,945 --> 00:39:43,320 rather than pay federal income tax 867 00:39:43,404 --> 00:39:44,737 at the current level. 868 00:39:44,820 --> 00:39:46,903 Hey. Connor Roy. 869 00:39:46,987 --> 00:39:48,529 He looks cute, though. 870 00:39:49,903 --> 00:39:51,320 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 871 00:39:51,404 --> 00:39:52,862 GREG: It tastes... I guess boar tastes like chicken. 872 00:39:52,945 --> 00:39:55,987 No! Boar is boar. Boar is piggy. 873 00:39:57,737 --> 00:40:02,320 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 874 00:40:05,070 --> 00:40:06,487 TOM: Try that black... 875 00:40:06,571 --> 00:40:07,987 -blood sausage-- -Come on, everyone. 876 00:40:08,070 --> 00:40:11,862 We're supposed to be having a nice time! Drink! 877 00:40:11,945 --> 00:40:14,195 KARL: Tom. Now's the time, Tom. 878 00:40:14,279 --> 00:40:15,612 -Oh, you think? -Yeah. 879 00:40:17,487 --> 00:40:18,737 LOGAN: Paid enough. 880 00:40:22,362 --> 00:40:24,112 (LAUGHTER) 881 00:40:25,320 --> 00:40:28,571 A toast. Uh-- Oh, Frank. You wanna? 882 00:40:28,654 --> 00:40:31,696 Oh. Okay. (CLEARS THROAT) 883 00:40:32,778 --> 00:40:36,487 Uh-- (LAUGHS) 'Scuse me. 884 00:40:37,696 --> 00:40:42,112 -To old friends. -Lovely. To old friends. 885 00:40:44,737 --> 00:40:48,154 -(FRANK LAUGHS) -Wow. 886 00:40:50,279 --> 00:40:51,487 Why'd you come, Frank? 887 00:40:52,737 --> 00:40:54,529 -W-- Here? -LOGAN: Mm-hmm. 888 00:40:54,612 --> 00:40:57,737 -Because you invited me. -LOGAN: Uh-huh. 889 00:40:57,820 --> 00:41:01,404 Not on a recon for some of your old stuck up pals? 890 00:41:01,487 --> 00:41:06,571 Logan, we're old. I try not to leave fences broken. 891 00:41:06,654 --> 00:41:08,903 LOGAN: You're a fucking creep. 892 00:41:08,987 --> 00:41:10,945 -Excuse me? -LOGAN: Ah. 893 00:41:11,028 --> 00:41:12,571 I mean you-- you went for three jobs, 894 00:41:12,654 --> 00:41:14,154 you didn't get any of them. 895 00:41:14,237 --> 00:41:16,112 Your vineyard was a write-off. 896 00:41:16,195 --> 00:41:17,654 And now your trophy girlfriend 897 00:41:17,737 --> 00:41:20,654 is sucking some waiter's dick in Palermo, 898 00:41:20,737 --> 00:41:23,112 so now you've come crawling back, 899 00:41:23,195 --> 00:41:24,903 like a fucking worm. 900 00:41:24,987 --> 00:41:27,154 I'm actually kinda glad he's back now. 901 00:41:29,195 --> 00:41:30,404 What's happening here? 902 00:41:31,696 --> 00:41:32,737 Ken. 903 00:41:34,195 --> 00:41:36,612 (WHISPERING) Talk to him, Tom. Now. 904 00:41:36,696 --> 00:41:37,987 (WHISPERING) Fuck off. 905 00:41:38,070 --> 00:41:42,362 Someone has spoken to Michelle Pantsil. 906 00:41:43,737 --> 00:41:45,737 We've got rats on this ship. 907 00:41:47,195 --> 00:41:48,612 And Pierce. 908 00:41:48,696 --> 00:41:50,571 What's going on? Hmm? 909 00:41:52,446 --> 00:41:53,529 Who's got my back? 910 00:41:54,404 --> 00:41:56,778 Who's really behind me? 911 00:41:56,862 --> 00:42:00,571 Anyone? Excuse me. Anyone wanna own up? Hmm? 912 00:42:00,654 --> 00:42:02,737 Anyone wanna rat out a rat? 913 00:42:04,237 --> 00:42:05,237 Cyd? 914 00:42:06,237 --> 00:42:07,362 Are you a rat? 915 00:42:08,237 --> 00:42:09,237 No. 916 00:42:09,320 --> 00:42:12,279 -How about you? -(STAMMERS) No. I'm not. 917 00:42:13,404 --> 00:42:15,737 Karl, you got something to tell me? 918 00:42:15,820 --> 00:42:17,195 Um, such as? 919 00:42:17,279 --> 00:42:20,404 Oh, I don't know, where the local whorehouse is. 920 00:42:20,487 --> 00:42:21,987 (KARL CHUCKLES) 921 00:42:22,070 --> 00:42:23,862 Well, I don't know about that. 922 00:42:23,945 --> 00:42:25,612 Does your old lady know about that? 923 00:42:25,696 --> 00:42:27,237 Hmm, no. 924 00:42:27,320 --> 00:42:31,446 Um, you know. Um... 925 00:42:31,529 --> 00:42:33,903 She knows that I'm something of a Libertine, 926 00:42:33,987 --> 00:42:36,529 -but-- Okay. -Oh, is-- is that a yes? 927 00:42:36,612 --> 00:42:38,987 Sh-- Should we get her on the speaker phone and ask her? 928 00:42:39,070 --> 00:42:41,612 Oh, come on. Logan, please. What the fuck? 929 00:42:42,529 --> 00:42:45,404 Everyone, phones on the table. 930 00:42:45,487 --> 00:42:48,654 Company and private. Come on. Phones on the table now. 931 00:42:48,737 --> 00:42:49,987 GERRI: Is that really necessary? 932 00:42:50,070 --> 00:42:51,487 I'm not even sure it's-- it's legal 933 00:42:51,571 --> 00:42:52,945 -to demand people-- -LOGAN: Yeah, well, 934 00:42:53,028 --> 00:42:54,612 we're getting down to brass fucking tacks. 935 00:42:54,696 --> 00:42:58,778 Tom, did you and your fragile ego talk to Pantsil? 936 00:43:01,778 --> 00:43:03,696 No. No, sir. 937 00:43:03,778 --> 00:43:06,195 No. Logan, why don't we switch to strategy? 938 00:43:06,279 --> 00:43:08,987 Oh, oh. Here's a strategy, Tom: 939 00:43:09,070 --> 00:43:11,529 Why don't you pipe down till you come and tell me 940 00:43:11,612 --> 00:43:13,070 I've got a grandson coming? 941 00:43:13,154 --> 00:43:15,612 Hmm? Or are you shooting blanks? 942 00:43:16,487 --> 00:43:17,612 -Karl? -KARL: Yeah? 943 00:43:17,737 --> 00:43:19,404 Do you like the, uh, the Pierce deal? 944 00:43:19,487 --> 00:43:22,820 I do. I do, yes. Yeah. Oh, yeah. 945 00:43:22,903 --> 00:43:24,612 (LOGAN CHUCKLES) Bullshit. 946 00:43:24,696 --> 00:43:26,237 Boar on the floor. 947 00:43:26,320 --> 00:43:27,654 (KARL SCOFFS) 948 00:43:27,737 --> 00:43:28,862 LOGAN: Hey! 949 00:43:30,320 --> 00:43:33,112 -(CHUCKLES) Okay. -It's a game. 950 00:43:33,195 --> 00:43:35,529 In the corner, over there. Stand there. 951 00:43:35,612 --> 00:43:38,112 -Go, go, go, go, go. -(KARL LAUGHS) 952 00:43:41,612 --> 00:43:43,362 All right. (SIGHS) 953 00:43:46,320 --> 00:43:47,778 Tom? 954 00:43:47,862 --> 00:43:49,070 -Me? -Yeah. 955 00:43:49,154 --> 00:43:50,446 -Uh, Pierce? -Yeah. 956 00:43:50,529 --> 00:43:52,446 Um... 957 00:43:52,529 --> 00:43:55,028 Well, there's a lot of... (CLEARS THROAT) 958 00:43:55,112 --> 00:43:56,778 factors, and... 959 00:43:56,862 --> 00:44:00,778 but yes. I personally-- I like it. I like it. 960 00:44:00,862 --> 00:44:02,529 Boar on the floor over there. 961 00:44:06,028 --> 00:44:07,195 Gerri, stand up. 962 00:44:07,820 --> 00:44:08,862 Stand up! 963 00:44:11,737 --> 00:44:13,028 Pierce? 964 00:44:13,112 --> 00:44:14,446 Couldn't tell you. Couldn't tell you. Don't know. 965 00:44:14,529 --> 00:44:15,945 -Have you played it before? -No! 966 00:44:16,028 --> 00:44:18,612 Well, actually, I... 967 00:44:18,696 --> 00:44:21,195 To be perfectly honest, I've-- I've had a few doubts. 968 00:44:22,154 --> 00:44:23,529 LOGAN: Honesty. 969 00:44:23,612 --> 00:44:26,070 You see, everybody? Do you see? 970 00:44:26,571 --> 00:44:27,654 Honesty. 971 00:44:28,654 --> 00:44:29,862 Greg, stand up. 972 00:44:32,696 --> 00:44:34,446 Did you get any orders from my brother, 973 00:44:34,529 --> 00:44:36,320 the fuckin' Conscience of the Prairies? 974 00:44:37,195 --> 00:44:38,362 -Me? -LOGAN: Yeah. 975 00:44:38,446 --> 00:44:41,737 I... don't... Uh... 976 00:44:43,737 --> 00:44:45,320 Yeah. I-- 'Cause I-- (STAMMERS) 977 00:44:45,404 --> 00:44:47,070 I've had some doubts too. 978 00:44:47,154 --> 00:44:49,945 Oh? Fucking doubter. Over there. 979 00:44:50,028 --> 00:44:53,404 But the rules are that you're spared if you tell the truth, 980 00:44:53,487 --> 00:44:56,487 -and I just told you the truth! -Oh, oh! There are rules? 981 00:44:56,571 --> 00:44:58,404 -GREG: Right? -Do you know something, Greg? 982 00:44:58,487 --> 00:45:03,362 There are no fucking rules. (WHISPERS) Over there. 983 00:45:04,737 --> 00:45:07,195 GREG: Okay. (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) 984 00:45:07,820 --> 00:45:09,279 (ROMAN CHUCKLES) 985 00:45:09,362 --> 00:45:10,404 LOGAN: Roman! 986 00:45:11,571 --> 00:45:12,903 I like it for real, Dad, 987 00:45:12,987 --> 00:45:14,696 -I wanna help-- -Stand the fuck up. 988 00:45:16,070 --> 00:45:17,362 Um, okay. 989 00:45:22,112 --> 00:45:24,404 Kendall took a call from the biographer. 990 00:45:25,154 --> 00:45:26,362 We all got a call, Rome. 991 00:45:26,446 --> 00:45:28,195 Okay, yes, but you-- See, he seemed like 992 00:45:28,279 --> 00:45:30,237 he wanted to actually talk to her. 993 00:45:30,320 --> 00:45:32,028 To smoke you out for Dad. 994 00:45:32,112 --> 00:45:34,279 What? Fuck you. Why'd you get to smoke me out? 995 00:45:34,362 --> 00:45:35,612 I was smokin' you out. 996 00:45:35,696 --> 00:45:37,820 Why don't you tell us about your mystery call? 997 00:45:37,903 --> 00:45:39,279 The phone call? 998 00:45:39,362 --> 00:45:40,987 Uh, yeah. It was Frank. 999 00:45:41,070 --> 00:45:42,945 He meant to call you. 1000 00:45:43,028 --> 00:45:45,112 He wants to know if the plan to overthrow Dad is still happening. 1001 00:45:46,028 --> 00:45:48,404 Someone spiked Pierce. 1002 00:45:49,903 --> 00:45:51,903 Which one of you boars did it? 1003 00:45:51,987 --> 00:45:53,696 -Tom! -Yes? 1004 00:45:53,778 --> 00:45:55,279 Sit on the floor! 1005 00:45:55,362 --> 00:45:56,903 It's fun. 1006 00:45:56,987 --> 00:45:58,487 -Seriously? -Yeah, it's a game! 1007 00:45:58,571 --> 00:46:01,028 -Boar on the floor! -TOM: I really-- I feel-- 1008 00:46:01,112 --> 00:46:02,612 LOGAN: Get down! 1009 00:46:02,696 --> 00:46:04,737 Boar on the floor. 1010 00:46:04,820 --> 00:46:07,320 Boar on the floor. Kendall, bring the troops. 1011 00:46:07,404 --> 00:46:10,237 ALL: (CHANTING) Boar on the floor. 1012 00:46:10,320 --> 00:46:11,737 -Get down! -ALL: Boar on the floor. 1013 00:46:11,820 --> 00:46:14,737 -Greg! On the floor, boar. -(CHANTING CONTINUES) 1014 00:46:14,820 --> 00:46:17,195 -Come on, Frank! -(CHANTING CONTINUES) 1015 00:46:17,279 --> 00:46:19,487 -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) -Why am I in this? 1016 00:46:19,571 --> 00:46:20,987 How the fuck would I know, Greg? 1017 00:46:21,070 --> 00:46:22,696 You think I have a rational explanation for this? 1018 00:46:22,778 --> 00:46:26,028 Frank! Feed the piggies, guests of honor! 1019 00:46:26,112 --> 00:46:28,820 That's it. Boar on the floor! 1020 00:46:28,903 --> 00:46:30,654 ALL: Boar on the floor! 1021 00:46:30,737 --> 00:46:33,654 Oink for your sausages, piggies. Shh. Shh. Shh. 1022 00:46:33,737 --> 00:46:36,112 Oink for your sausages, piggies. Oink. 1023 00:46:36,195 --> 00:46:37,487 KARL: Oh, Jesus Christ. 1024 00:46:37,571 --> 00:46:39,737 Oink for your sausage, Tom. Oink. 1025 00:46:39,820 --> 00:46:40,737 Oink. 1026 00:46:40,820 --> 00:46:42,237 -LOGAN: No. -(TOM SNORTING) 1027 00:46:42,320 --> 00:46:43,487 No half-hearted oink. 1028 00:46:43,571 --> 00:46:45,737 -I'm not doing it. -KARL: Oink, oink, oink. 1029 00:46:45,820 --> 00:46:47,446 On the count of three, 1030 00:46:47,529 --> 00:46:51,571 the last piggy to eat a sausage is the mole. 1031 00:46:51,654 --> 00:46:53,778 That doesn't seem like a very good system... 1032 00:46:53,862 --> 00:46:55,945 Who spoke to Pantsil? 1033 00:46:56,028 --> 00:46:57,529 (WHISPERING) Please. 1034 00:46:59,487 --> 00:47:00,612 Hey! 1035 00:47:00,696 --> 00:47:03,362 Crawl in a circle and close your eyes. 1036 00:47:03,446 --> 00:47:04,612 -(LAUGHTER) -Three... 1037 00:47:04,696 --> 00:47:05,778 Greg, oink. 1038 00:47:05,862 --> 00:47:07,862 (GREG SNORTS) 1039 00:47:07,945 --> 00:47:09,195 Two... 1040 00:47:09,279 --> 00:47:10,612 (GREG, TOM AND KARL SNORTING AND OINKING) 1041 00:47:10,696 --> 00:47:12,195 One... 1042 00:47:12,279 --> 00:47:14,612 (CHEERING AND LAUGHING) 1043 00:47:14,696 --> 00:47:16,945 Eat the sausage, Tom! 1044 00:47:17,028 --> 00:47:18,820 -TOM: I got it! -(JEERING) 1045 00:47:22,903 --> 00:47:24,862 (SHOUTING AND CLAMORING) 1046 00:47:29,446 --> 00:47:30,820 Take it out of his hand! 1047 00:47:30,903 --> 00:47:31,945 Come on. 1048 00:47:33,737 --> 00:47:35,487 Karl stole my sausage. 1049 00:47:35,571 --> 00:47:39,404 Too effing slow. I'll get you your booby prize. 1050 00:47:40,529 --> 00:47:41,903 Eat up, piggies. 1051 00:47:41,987 --> 00:47:44,154 ROMAN: I believe he said "Eat up, piggies." 1052 00:47:44,237 --> 00:47:47,028 I wanna see you little piggy fucks eat. Eat it. 1053 00:47:47,112 --> 00:47:48,571 Indemnification, you fuckin' dummy. 1054 00:47:48,654 --> 00:47:50,320 Wh-- You fucking serious? How old are you? 1055 00:47:50,404 --> 00:47:51,903 Give me back my fucking phone. 1056 00:47:51,987 --> 00:47:53,446 -Huh? What are you hiding? -What are you-- Wh-- Hiding? 1057 00:47:53,529 --> 00:47:54,987 Nothing. Give me back my fucking phone. 1058 00:47:55,070 --> 00:47:56,654 -What's your code? -Are you fucking serious? 1059 00:47:56,737 --> 00:47:58,028 -Yeah. What's your-- -My code? Uh, my code is, 1060 00:47:58,112 --> 00:48:00,529 um, fuck you-- What? 1061 00:48:00,612 --> 00:48:03,112 (KENDALL AND ROMAN ARGUING INDISTINCTLY) 1062 00:48:05,237 --> 00:48:08,279 Okay, you got it. All right? Happy? There's nothing in there. 1063 00:48:11,778 --> 00:48:13,362 Hey, do you wanna hit this? 1064 00:48:13,446 --> 00:48:16,529 It's actually just some resin I left in the downpipe 1065 00:48:16,612 --> 00:48:20,195 -in the bowl, I'm afraid. -Mm. Wow, yum. No. 1066 00:48:20,279 --> 00:48:22,279 -Uh, thank you. -All right. 1067 00:48:24,737 --> 00:48:26,195 So, uh, no TV? 1068 00:48:26,279 --> 00:48:27,612 You a-- You a laptop guy? 1069 00:48:27,696 --> 00:48:29,112 Nah, no screens. 1070 00:48:30,654 --> 00:48:32,487 No, uh-- No news? 1071 00:48:32,571 --> 00:48:34,028 Oh, I don't follow the news. 1072 00:48:34,112 --> 00:48:35,571 No, these days, actually the real news 1073 00:48:35,654 --> 00:48:39,028 -comes from comedians. -(CHUCKLES) Oh. Wow. 1074 00:48:39,112 --> 00:48:41,487 I'm not crazy to hear the next thing you're gonna say. 1075 00:48:41,571 --> 00:48:42,820 Can I just kiss you? 1076 00:48:47,028 --> 00:48:50,446 Uh, full disclosure, I am in a relationship, 1077 00:48:50,529 --> 00:48:52,654 but it's an open relationship. 1078 00:48:52,737 --> 00:48:54,320 It sounds bohemian and complicated, 1079 00:48:54,404 --> 00:48:55,737 but actually it's pretty simple. 1080 00:48:55,820 --> 00:48:58,945 You, um-- Wow. Do you have any, uh, questions? 1081 00:48:59,028 --> 00:49:01,820 -Um, I don't think so. -Great. 1082 00:49:03,487 --> 00:49:04,529 Mm. 1083 00:49:05,820 --> 00:49:07,195 (CHUCKLES) 1084 00:49:08,778 --> 00:49:11,654 (SHOUTING AND LAUGHING) 1085 00:49:15,487 --> 00:49:17,320 -Hey, I'm sorry. -ROMAN: Give me my phone. 1086 00:49:17,404 --> 00:49:18,654 Give me my fucking phone. 1087 00:49:18,737 --> 00:49:20,237 You're-- Grab my-- You like touching me? 1088 00:49:20,320 --> 00:49:22,654 Grab my fucking balls, I will drop you, cocksucker. 1089 00:49:22,737 --> 00:49:24,571 Yeah, you see a phone number, so what? 1090 00:49:24,654 --> 00:49:26,612 LOGAN: All must have prizes. 1091 00:49:27,612 --> 00:49:29,571 What's in there? What's the prize? 1092 00:49:29,654 --> 00:49:30,737 Hey, Dad? 1093 00:49:30,820 --> 00:49:33,529 It was Roman. Roman talked to Pierce. 1094 00:49:33,612 --> 00:49:36,487 He, uh, took a call from Naomi Pierce. 1095 00:49:36,571 --> 00:49:38,237 Dad. 1096 00:49:38,320 --> 00:49:41,737 Roman, did someone get at you? 1097 00:49:42,571 --> 00:49:45,028 Dad, I didn't betray you. 1098 00:49:45,112 --> 00:49:48,070 Then what's this call from today? 1099 00:49:48,154 --> 00:49:50,945 -Why are you talking to her? -Come on, man. 1100 00:49:51,028 --> 00:49:52,778 I wasn't trying to fuck the deal, 1101 00:49:52,862 --> 00:49:54,446 I was trying to land the deal. 1102 00:49:54,529 --> 00:49:56,529 I was trying to help. I-- 1103 00:49:56,612 --> 00:49:58,820 I thought it would be a nice surprise. 1104 00:50:00,862 --> 00:50:01,862 Roman... 1105 00:50:02,820 --> 00:50:04,195 you're a moron. 1106 00:50:07,778 --> 00:50:09,195 Boar on the floor? 1107 00:50:10,446 --> 00:50:12,320 -I'm just saying. -Fuck you. 1108 00:50:13,778 --> 00:50:15,737 I'm not a moron, Dad. 1109 00:50:18,862 --> 00:50:19,903 (LOGAN SIGHS) 1110 00:50:22,195 --> 00:50:24,070 How much is a gallon of milk? 1111 00:50:24,154 --> 00:50:25,571 What? 1112 00:50:25,654 --> 00:50:28,987 -How much is a gallon of milk? -I don't know. 1113 00:50:29,070 --> 00:50:31,362 I mean, who the fuck knows, Dad? Literally no one knows. 1114 00:50:31,446 --> 00:50:33,487 -Who gives a shit? -LOGAN: Ray! 1115 00:50:33,571 --> 00:50:37,696 How much is a gallon of milk? -Uh-- Uh, wh-- 1116 00:50:37,778 --> 00:50:40,154 I mean, like regular milk, or, uh... 1117 00:50:40,237 --> 00:50:45,778 I am surrounded by snakes and fucking morons. 1118 00:50:47,279 --> 00:50:50,070 You're a bunch of silk-stocking fucks! 1119 00:50:52,446 --> 00:50:55,279 Who backs me on Pierce? 1120 00:50:56,237 --> 00:50:57,362 Hmm? 1121 00:50:57,446 --> 00:50:58,612 Who? 1122 00:50:59,654 --> 00:51:01,487 KENDALL: None of them do, Dad. 1123 00:51:01,571 --> 00:51:02,862 They're all against it. 1124 00:51:02,945 --> 00:51:05,571 Okay? Karl's lying, 1125 00:51:05,654 --> 00:51:08,320 Ray's lying, Gerri's playing both sides. 1126 00:51:14,028 --> 00:51:16,112 (SIGHS) Well... 1127 00:51:16,195 --> 00:51:18,529 (CHUCKLES) 1128 00:51:18,612 --> 00:51:24,320 Here's news. We are going after it. 1129 00:51:26,112 --> 00:51:27,237 And what's more... 1130 00:51:29,446 --> 00:51:33,279 I will win. 1131 00:51:54,820 --> 00:51:56,903 Hey, morning. 1132 00:51:56,987 --> 00:51:59,571 How you doing'? Quite a night. I don't know about you guys, 1133 00:51:59,654 --> 00:52:01,862 but I had one too many. I can't remember anything. 1134 00:52:01,945 --> 00:52:02,987 (CHUCKLES) 1135 00:52:08,487 --> 00:52:10,320 Morning, Tom. 1136 00:52:10,404 --> 00:52:13,237 -Sausage? -No, thank you. 1137 00:52:13,320 --> 00:52:16,820 -I'll eat your sausage, Tom. -I'm sure you will, Cyd. 1138 00:52:21,112 --> 00:52:22,404 What you were expecting? 1139 00:52:23,778 --> 00:52:24,862 Not really. 1140 00:52:26,154 --> 00:52:28,195 He said he offered you your job back. 1141 00:52:28,696 --> 00:52:29,696 Yeah. 1142 00:52:30,529 --> 00:52:31,654 I'm considering. 1143 00:52:32,237 --> 00:52:33,696 Why? 1144 00:52:33,778 --> 00:52:37,362 I need money to pay someone to kill a guy in Palermo. 1145 00:52:39,487 --> 00:52:43,404 Baby needs shoes, moth to a flame... 1146 00:52:45,778 --> 00:52:48,195 (SIGHS) I don't know. 1147 00:52:52,862 --> 00:52:53,862 Hey. 1148 00:52:55,696 --> 00:52:57,279 Hey. 1149 00:52:57,362 --> 00:53:00,320 Morning, morning. Morning. 1150 00:53:05,945 --> 00:53:08,112 -Coffee? -Nah. The usual. 1151 00:53:11,404 --> 00:53:12,903 (SIGHS) 1152 00:53:15,446 --> 00:53:17,696 Come, join me. 1153 00:53:24,903 --> 00:53:31,487 I'm, uh, sorry if last night got a little bit fruity. 1154 00:53:31,571 --> 00:53:34,112 (CHUCKLES) But, you know... 1155 00:53:34,195 --> 00:53:37,529 jet-lag, meds, horseplay, right? Right? 1156 00:53:37,612 --> 00:53:38,903 The jet-lag... 1157 00:53:38,987 --> 00:53:40,529 Mm-hmm. I get the same way. 1158 00:53:43,696 --> 00:53:46,446 I just heard who Michelle Pantsil talked to. 1159 00:53:47,487 --> 00:53:49,112 It was Mo. 1160 00:53:50,404 --> 00:53:51,696 Piece of shit! 1161 00:53:51,778 --> 00:53:55,487 I also talked to Maria. Mo passed away last night. 1162 00:53:58,195 --> 00:53:59,279 What? 1163 00:54:01,945 --> 00:54:03,112 Mo now? 1164 00:54:05,612 --> 00:54:06,612 Jesus. 1165 00:54:07,612 --> 00:54:08,612 Uh... 1166 00:54:09,778 --> 00:54:12,612 Give Maria my, um... 1167 00:54:14,279 --> 00:54:17,362 uh, condolences. I... 1168 00:54:17,446 --> 00:54:22,487 I-- In fact, send Sam over. Let's crack his email. 1169 00:54:22,571 --> 00:54:25,154 I want to know what the fuck he's been saying. 1170 00:54:28,862 --> 00:54:29,945 Mo, hmm. 1171 00:54:32,362 --> 00:54:34,737 -(CLEARS THROAT) Hey, Greg. -Hey, Tom. 1172 00:54:34,820 --> 00:54:37,778 (LOGAN TALKING INDISTINCTLY) 1173 00:54:41,862 --> 00:54:42,987 (WHISPERING) Thanks, man. 1174 00:54:49,654 --> 00:54:52,987 ROMAN: No-- Uh, thank you. I can do that. Thanks. 1175 00:54:53,070 --> 00:54:54,903 (KNOCKING AT DOOR) 1176 00:54:54,987 --> 00:54:57,571 -Um... -They-- They're waiting for you. 1177 00:54:57,654 --> 00:55:00,612 -ROMAN: So? -So, hurry up. 1178 00:55:01,654 --> 00:55:05,404 So Frank's my fucking babysitter again. 1179 00:55:05,487 --> 00:55:07,446 (GERRI LAUGHS) 1180 00:55:07,529 --> 00:55:12,612 Dad is killing me. He's cutting my fucking balls off. 1181 00:55:12,696 --> 00:55:14,028 I can't do my buttons. 1182 00:55:15,154 --> 00:55:17,195 Are they fucking made of soap? 1183 00:55:18,446 --> 00:55:19,529 Come here. 1184 00:55:24,279 --> 00:55:26,279 You know, if I were capable of any sudden movement, 1185 00:55:26,362 --> 00:55:28,737 I would totally pounce on you right now. 1186 00:55:29,737 --> 00:55:31,903 -Oh, yeah? -Yeah. 1187 00:55:31,987 --> 00:55:33,362 I actually hear that a lot. 1188 00:55:33,446 --> 00:55:35,529 Usually from men in their nineties. 1189 00:55:35,612 --> 00:55:37,862 You have to do that one. (CLEARS THROAT) 1190 00:55:38,778 --> 00:55:40,320 How are you doing? 1191 00:55:41,778 --> 00:55:42,862 Terrible. 1192 00:55:43,820 --> 00:55:46,612 Pretty... awful. 1193 00:55:46,696 --> 00:55:47,862 GERRI: Mm-hmm. 1194 00:55:49,612 --> 00:55:51,778 I'm blaming Tabitha, by the way. 1195 00:55:51,862 --> 00:55:53,529 It was her idea. 1196 00:55:53,612 --> 00:55:55,571 Next time you need business advice, 1197 00:55:55,654 --> 00:55:58,028 ask someone who knows what they're talking about. 1198 00:55:59,154 --> 00:56:02,070 -What, you? -Yeah. Like me. 1199 00:56:02,154 --> 00:56:06,487 Okay. Well, how do I get him to take me seriously? 1200 00:56:06,571 --> 00:56:08,696 Grow a moustache and read the Journal? 1201 00:56:08,778 --> 00:56:09,903 I'll fuckin' do it. 1202 00:56:12,070 --> 00:56:14,028 Okay, Roman, if you wanna know... 1203 00:56:14,112 --> 00:56:15,487 Mm-hmm. 1204 00:56:15,571 --> 00:56:18,571 ...do the management training program, ground floor. 1205 00:56:18,654 --> 00:56:20,279 Work at a slaughterhouse. 1206 00:56:20,362 --> 00:56:23,154 Learn the price of a gallon of milk. 1207 00:56:23,237 --> 00:56:25,987 What the fuck is his obsession with milk? 1208 00:56:26,070 --> 00:56:29,195 You know who drinks milk? Kittens and perverts. 1209 00:56:31,820 --> 00:56:33,195 FRANK: Hey, Logan. 1210 00:56:33,279 --> 00:56:35,862 Pierce's CEO, Rhea Jarrell, 1211 00:56:35,945 --> 00:56:38,571 emailed saying she heard about your approach. 1212 00:56:38,654 --> 00:56:40,279 She can help us. 1213 00:56:40,362 --> 00:56:44,237 So... can you bring me her head on a platter? 1214 00:56:44,320 --> 00:56:45,612 I can bring you her head 1215 00:56:45,696 --> 00:56:47,237 attached to the rest of her body. 1216 00:56:47,320 --> 00:56:48,446 Good. 1217 00:56:48,529 --> 00:56:49,654 Even better. 1218 00:56:50,778 --> 00:56:52,154 KENDALL: Good work, Frank. 1219 00:56:54,446 --> 00:56:55,446 Great. 1220 00:57:02,820 --> 00:57:03,903 SHIV: Hey. 1221 00:57:09,612 --> 00:57:10,903 How was it? 1222 00:57:12,820 --> 00:57:15,237 It was pretty, uh... 1223 00:57:15,320 --> 00:57:18,362 -pretty tough... actually, yeah. -Yeah? 1224 00:57:18,446 --> 00:57:19,571 Anybody fill you in? 1225 00:57:19,654 --> 00:57:22,612 Uh, no. Wh-- What happened? 1226 00:57:22,696 --> 00:57:27,778 Um, your dad was a little peppery. 1227 00:57:28,778 --> 00:57:31,446 Oh. I'm sorry, Tom. 1228 00:57:31,529 --> 00:57:35,612 Maybe it wasn't totally great what you sent me to do. 1229 00:57:35,696 --> 00:57:39,237 Which is kind of the opposite of what I wanted to do. 1230 00:57:39,320 --> 00:57:41,446 Uh-huh. Yeah. 1231 00:57:41,529 --> 00:57:42,945 I mean... 1232 00:57:43,028 --> 00:57:46,571 -we're a team, right? -Yeah. 1233 00:57:46,654 --> 00:57:48,737 But I-- I don't wanna be a dick, 1234 00:57:48,820 --> 00:57:51,571 but maybe I should have a bit more input 1235 00:57:51,654 --> 00:57:53,028 into team tactics. 1236 00:57:54,612 --> 00:57:56,237 Yeah. Sure. Of course. 1237 00:58:00,487 --> 00:58:01,529 Thanks. 1238 00:58:03,404 --> 00:58:05,612 So, how was your weekend? 1239 00:58:05,696 --> 00:58:08,737 -SHIV: Me? -Yeah. Anything to report? 1240 00:58:08,820 --> 00:58:09,987 Uh... 1241 00:58:12,320 --> 00:58:13,571 Yeah. Okay. 1242 00:58:16,654 --> 00:58:18,070 Do you want to know? 1243 00:58:20,737 --> 00:58:21,820 Oh. 1244 00:58:23,154 --> 00:58:26,487 I don't... maybe later. 1245 00:58:32,945 --> 00:58:34,028 Come here. 1246 00:58:38,404 --> 00:58:39,529 (BOTH KISSING) 1247 00:58:45,862 --> 00:58:47,862 (PHONE VIBRATING) 1248 00:58:52,862 --> 00:58:54,404 Hey, Dad. 1249 00:58:55,945 --> 00:58:57,404 LOGAN: Hello, Pinkie. 1250 00:58:57,487 --> 00:58:59,404 Sorry I missed your call. 1251 00:58:59,487 --> 00:59:01,362 Had a lot to deal with. 1252 00:59:01,446 --> 00:59:03,820 Termites in the woodwork. Insurgents. 1253 00:59:03,903 --> 00:59:05,195 Oh, yeah? 1254 00:59:05,279 --> 00:59:06,696 Coming from where? 1255 00:59:06,778 --> 00:59:10,112 Oh, front row, cheap seats, every-fucking-where. 1256 00:59:10,195 --> 00:59:11,279 SHIV: Not from me. 1257 00:59:12,903 --> 00:59:14,945 What are you doing at the moment? 1258 00:59:15,028 --> 00:59:17,696 -I'm free. -LOGAN: We'll set a date. 1259 00:59:17,778 --> 00:59:19,320 It's time to bring you in. 1260 00:59:31,237 --> 00:59:33,404 ♪ (MUSIC PLAYS) ♪ 1261 01:00:42,903 --> 01:00:44,446 SHIV ROY: Dad's in a secret meeting, 1262 01:00:44,654 --> 01:00:46,529 and I'm in here with a coloring book. 1263 01:00:46,903 --> 01:00:48,362 What's going on, Gerri? 1264 01:00:48,903 --> 01:00:50,028 ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS) ♪ 1265 01:00:50,112 --> 01:00:51,154 LOGAN ROY: I want Pierce, 1266 01:00:51,237 --> 01:00:52,945 but it only works if we meet fast. 1267 01:00:53,028 --> 01:00:54,279 KENDALL ROY: Rhea, she's coming. 1268 01:00:54,362 --> 01:00:56,154 The family trusts her, you get her on board, 1269 01:00:56,362 --> 01:00:57,154 that's huge. 1270 01:00:57,529 --> 01:01:00,654 On behalf of the Pierce family, I have a message. 1271 01:01:01,446 --> 01:01:02,404 What's that? 1272 01:01:02,487 --> 01:01:04,237 -What, what? -Sir, please follow me, yeah. 1273 01:01:04,320 --> 01:01:05,279 Excuse me, excuse me. 1274 01:01:05,362 --> 01:01:07,529 Wait, where's Kendall, is he safe? 1275 01:01:10,028 --> 01:01:11,696 ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪